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Mrs. Elliot Tollger, Mrs. Elliot Tollger, phone.

Wilma Kay, Wilma Kay, to the reception, please.

Wilma Kay, Wilma Kay, reception, please.

- Would you like to hold my glasses? - What?

- If you would care to hold my glasses ?- Clear.

- I told you not to put on my glasses. - No, I do not care.

- I did not buy you yours ? - I do not like them!

- These are great for you. - I do not like them!

Come on, I'm going to tell your father.

Come on, Brenda, come on. We were late.

I'm going.

Miss Robin Kellish, Miss Robin Kellish, on the first floor, please.

Hey, hey, you forget your glasses.

Brenda, come on.

I'm going.

Mrs. Sidney Cohen, Mrs. Sidney Cohen, phone.

Hey, Doris, do you know her?

- Why? - Doris, I give you my word,

I'm not going to embarrass you, I promise.

If you call her, so help me, I will never ask you again.

So help me. Never again!

- Hi, honey. - The playboy of the club.

- Oh, delicious, delicious. - Do not leave the towel on the furniture.

- Where is the phone book? - What?

- The telephone directory of this area. - Under the side of the dresser.

- Who are you calling? - A girl I met today.

Oh, did Doris present it to you?

She would not introduce me the man who cleans the pool.

Very beautiful, how do you talk about a cousin. Oh, look what time it is.

Your aunt Max will be home soon, and I did not even feed you yet.

T a Gladys, why not We eat together for once.

Sure, I should serve four different meals

You eat meat to the Jewish casserole Susan with cottage cheese,

Your uncle Max wants steak. Friday night is your meat night. I would not deny it.

And all there is to me It's a bit of cold chicken.

So I should jump up and down, up and down, up and down?

What am I, a workhorse?

This can be a big surprise, but in some families,

everyone sits at same time and eat the same.

Great attempt Twenty years I'm running in this house.

Is Brenda there? Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Is Brenda there?

- Dinner is ready. - I'm going.

When do you expect me to come back? No, I'm nobody

- It's cooling. - In a moment. Let's go.

No message I'm not sorry.

Come on, honey, eat.

Make sure you do it like that. Keep it straight. This has to be straight.

- Hello. - Hi, honey.

- I thought you were playing golf. - I already did.

Okay? Ah! You have it.

Good girl. Now try on your own.

- I thought you were playing golf. - I already did.

- Cenas with us - I'll eat later.

I have been with Simp for tennis.

It's my phone or yours or Ron's phone?

- It's your phone. - They all sound the same to me.

Hi.

Who is calling, please?

Only one minute. Brenda

- Do you know someone named Klugman? - Klugman?

Unless I did not understand him well.

- Hello? - Carlotta!

You do not know me. I mean, you do not know my name.

I held his glasses today at the club. I am not a member.

You asked me. My cousin is Doris. Doris Klugman?

- Doris ? - She is always reading War and Peace.

That's how we know it's summer, Doris reads Guerra y Paz.

- How did you say your name is ? - Neil Klugman.

You asked me to hold your glasses in the pool, remember?

- How do you see? - Well, I'm a little dark.

- Are you a black? - No, I'm a Sagittarius.

- I see how you look. - I will.

How do you see yourself?

Listen, I can find you tonight and I show you?

- I'm playing tennis tonight. - And after tennis?

- She will be sweaty after playing. - I do not care.

- Can I go see you tonight? - OK.

Briarpath Hills. You know Where is it? Around 8:15.

I'll be driving a blue convertible like that you recognize me How will I meet you?

I will be sweaty.

- Let's go home early .- Where do you go?

- Outside .- Do not forget to close the door.

- Where do you go? - Never.

- You have a candy. - Always running.

- Where are you going? ? - Do not forget to close the door.

Do not stay out late. Where are you going?

- He's always running.- Where do you go?

- Game, 5-4. - Brenda, Brenda!

Neil? I want to play one more game. It will be there in a minute.

Not necessarily. My service

Fifteen-love.

- Hit the network. - No, he did not. It's outside.

- You're totally wrong - Do you mind?

Very good, go ahead, go ahead.

My game.

Twelve.

Come on, Simp, get going.

My turnio

Game. Gan

- Neil? - Hello, hello.

- Oh, she's Simp !. Neil Klugman - Hello. Hi. Great game, great game.

- I can take you somewhere ?- Do not.

I am perfectly capable to find my own way.

- Who is Miss Nice? - Miss Laura Simpson Sokolov.

- Also known as 'Simp' .- Why not 'Socko'?

Because Simp It's your name in Bennington.

- Is that where you go to school? - No, she does.

- Where do you go to school - Boston.

- University ? - Radcliffe.

- What does your cousin Doris look like? - Doris is dark, and she is ...

- Is she black? - We do not know.

I guess I do not know her. Are you new to the club?

I guess I do. They recently moved to West ...

They moved to Westchester a couple of years ago.

Hey, you remember me holding your glasses now?

Yes, I think so.

- Do you live in Westchester, too? - The Bronx.

- We lived there when I was a baby.- Hey, listen. Wait.

How is it that you throw yourself into the network only when it is dark?

Oh, did you notice that? Simp the Simpleton does not.

I could not realize that.

I do not want to be around Unless you're sure she can not return it.

- Why? - Because I'm afraid of my nose.

- What? - I have it fixed.

- S ? What happened to him? - It was bumpy.

- How many? - No.

I was pretty, and now I'm pretty. My brother is operating it in the fall.

Do you want to be more beautiful?

Perd n, perd n. I do not want to seem funny, but why is he doing that?

Because he wants.

Unless he decides to be gym teacher, but he will not.

We all see ourselves as my father.

Your father wants to get ready the nose too?

- Why are you so unpleasant? - I'm not unpleasant. Oh my God.

I am soft and sophisticated. So unpleasant?

Now, on the nose, How much does it cost to get it fixed?

A thousand dollars, unless you go to a butcher. Why?

Well, I have to see if you recovered the value of your money.

If I let you kiss me, Will you stop being so nasty?

- I do not always do it. - Why do you do it now?

I felt like that.

Do you feel like starting over?

Do not.

Is this the end of our date?

I do not feel like having a date tonight. Ah is my house.

- Come to the club tomorrow.- I am not a member.

I invite you.

- What time? - At two o'clock.

Mrs. Jerome Lorry, Mrs. Jerome Lorry, phone.

Doris, do you know he's dating as a comic?

- What are you doing here? - I'm here to visit.

To whom?

- You should be ashamed of yourself.- Oh, I am.

You were crazy before, but you were never aggressive.

This is my new career. I'm going to be a social climber.

Elliot Tollger, Elliot Tollger, phone.

- Hi, let's go inside. - Hello. Give me your glasses.

I should break them damn things. I hate them.

I should have used my contact lenses anyway.

You could fix your eyes.

- Are you going to start again? - I already did it.

Hey, Doris, hold this for Brenda, you want?

I am not your slave.

Doris, I wanted to tell you something for a long time.

You're a pain in the ass.

Well, that's very beautiful. Thank you. After that I invite you to the club.

That was yesterday.

Well, what happened last year?

- She's Doris? - Yeah, she's peeling herself.

- Yes, I realized .- You will have to fix the skin.

- No, do not do it. No no ... - I have something incredible.

Doris always invites me here once a year

so my parents can not complain that his parents do not take care of me.

You mean you do not live with your parents?

They moved to Arizona.

Arizona? I do not know of anyone who has lived there. I mean, no Jew.

Only cowboys?

Yes, and people with asthma.

Reason why they moved there.

To be cowboys with asthma.

You are so stupid.

- That's fantastic. - Why?

I dont know. I suppose that They have a lot in common.

Only his asthma.

Which is more than what most of married couples seem to have.

Why does it bother you?

- What? - The subject of marriage.

Really notes things.

You plan to get married with someone in particular? Seriously?

Well, I was engaged for one year, until last week.

What happened?

- Hi, Bren.- Why are you so happy?

The Red Sox won two.

We'll have Carl Yastrzemski for dinner?

Of course.

Every time the Red Sox win, we have That make an extra place for Yastrzemski.

- Hey, you want to run? - No.

Why will not you run alone?

- Do you want to go with him? - No, thanks.

This is Neil Klugman, my brother, Ronald Patimkin.

- How are you? ?- Hello.

- You better see it. - Yes.

- Beware the .- How are you?

- Do you want to run? - Not now, thanks.

Run with him. I have to call home and say you're coming to dinner.

I? I have to call my aunt. You had not told me anything about it ...

- I mean, my clothes.- We dined au naturel.

- What? - Nothing my dear.

Julie

Julie, elbows off the table.

And eat. Eat your dinner Millions of children are starving all over the world.

- When is Harriette going to call? - At five in the afternoon.

- It was already 05:00. - Of your time.

Why is it earlier in Columbus?

Suppose you take the plane round trip throughout the day.

You would never grow old.

- Oh, it's true, honey.- Why do you tell him lies?

- Is that why she goes to school? - I have no idea.

You know, you're a great college girl now.

Carlotta?

Carlotta, Ronald wants more!

- More? - More chicken.

- Me too, Carlotta. - They're going to roll in the fields.

What are you talking about? Look, I lost a couple of kilos.

- Pap , look at this. - Ronald.

- Would you mind discovering the medium? - No, thanks.

Well, I'm glad someone Be aware of how to behave at the table.

- Thanks.- Pollo?

- Oh, no, thanks. - Eat like a little bird.

Come on, Carlotta. I'm playing ball tonight.

- Do not forget, wrap up your dolls.- It's fine, but I lose mobility ...

Just use an Ace bandage and get warm.

It is not an important match. I want you good for the championship.

Last year you did not listen to me, and it happened the same.

- Where do you live, Bill? - Neil.

- I did not say: 'Neil'? - You said: 'Where do you live, Bill?'

I hate the tape. How the hell Can I play with the tape?

- Do not curse !- It is right.

- You see? - I see what?

- Oh, I was talking to Bill.- Neil.

Just eat now.

- A little less talk, young lady .- I have not said anything.

- She was talking to me, sweetie .- What is this 'her' business?

As is like you call your mother today? She? She?

If I called my mother 'she', my father would give me a slap on the face.

- I have chicken hooked on my devices. - Eat your dinner. We are going to clean them afterwards.

Do you go to the university?

What?

College.

I went to university before entering the Army.

- Oh, what did you study? ? - I was important in English.

- Ingl s ? - Literature.

- Something unusual, is not it? For a boy? - Well, he wants to be a teacher.

No, no, no, not necessarily.

Carlotta, please, I'm going to be late.

It's Harriette! Harriette on the phone! Harriette!

Carlotta? It is the bicarbonate still in the downstairs bathroom?

- Yes, that's it.- Oh, those damned radishes.

Why do not we drink the coffee and the dessert outside ?.

- Carlotta ! - Yes.

- Take the chocolate cake out. - OK.

It was a wonderful dinner.

Wait, I can not breathe. I can not do it.

Go, run. Grab it.

Do not stop that far, now.

Very nearly.

- Right. - Good ...

- Good girl. - What kind of work do you do?

I am working in the library at this time.

The public library?

I've been there for almost a year, since he left the Army.

Oh, well, it must be very interesting, the business of the library.

I dont know. Yes, I suppose I do.

No, not much.

Can someone please move the car that block the convertible? I'm late.

- That's me? - I do not know.

I am blocking the convertible.

No, I'm blocking the convertible, you are blocking me

- Chocolate. - Delicious

- You do not say 'thank you' anymore ?- Thank you.

Mu equita

Where did you meet him?

Who knows? In the club.

Eat like a bird Come on, let's play.

Probably.

That's probably why I did it.

- Do you want to play? Pap is tired. - Yes, take care of me, will you?

Go Go.

I have not touched a basketball since he left high school.

I'm good with your father, he's getting old.

- No, it's not true.- Hi, beautiful.

Hi.

Pap , I got lost. Can I take it again?

Certainly. You want to take it again, take possession of her.

- I do not let the guests win .- I see.

Finally.

- I can take it again ?- Do not.

- Daddy? - Forget it.

What does your friend do? in the library?

I do not have the slightest idea

Is that the kind of job you want to do?

Why?

- Gan , daddy !- Good girl.

Gan , gan , gan ! I beat him, dad!

- Why did you let her win? ? - No, she beat me.

Come on, not even Ron lets her win, and he is a semi-professional.

- That's my baby .- It's time to go brush your teeth.

- Ten more minutes. - It's late.

- Oh, ten more minutes, please. - It's late. Do you know what time it is?

- Y? She goes to sleep ten minutes later. - Oh, Ben.

My tsatskeleh, right?

You want to go for a spin or go to the movies? What?

Oh, I do not know.

- Brush your teeth and be good. - OKAY.

Leave her alone. She will get tired of him.

LuKlugman? Klugman, Can I speak with you for a moment?

Would you accept the main information desk?

Ericson called. His mother It is not good, it can not come.

There's always something. Forever.

Hello, honey. How are you?

Hey, sir, where's the art section?

- What? - Section of Art.

- Deleted it.- A-R-T-E.

Art. You mean art. You mean art books, reproductions?

- Yes, those. - We have them in a lot of places.

- In which artist you are interested ? - In all of them.

OK, I'm going to tell you what you will do. You will walk all the way through this plant.

- You see that ladder there? - Yes.

Now, you go up that ladder a stretch,

and you follow the arrow where it says 'Rack three'.

Do you remember that? Three shelf?

Someone up there will show you the way.

Go ahead, everything is fine. Ahead.

- What do you allow him to enter? - It's a public library.

Do you know where I found it? In the rows looking at the nudes.

He was hiding there all morning.

- You threw him out? - Of course he did.

- Do you know what the kids do there? - John, I do not think they'll do it there.

They do it, I've seen them. Not uncovered, of course,

- but you can guess what they are doing.- Why do not you leave him alone?

I'm going to see Mr. Scapello and tell him to send someone to look for him.

John ... Gloria, Gloria, look the counter a minute, you want? John?

John, John.

You want to cause Mr. Scapello an ulcer after your egg and pepper sandwich?

- I'll bring it. I have to go there anyway. - It's disgusting, what they do here.

Do not worry about that.

They are the ones that are going to be taken out Warts in all your little dirty hands.

Listen, sir, where is this place?

That is Tahit . It is an island in the Pacific Ocean.

That is not a place where I could go, could not I? As a resort?

You could go there, I suppose. It is very far. There are people living there.

Watch this. Man, this is not life.

Who took these pictures?

No, he did not take them. He painted them.

Paul Gauguin He was a Frenchman.

A white or black man?

White.

Oh, I already knew.

Hey look at this.

Man, is not this life?

Yes, it sure is.

Ah! Hey

- Hurry or we will lose our airplane.- OK.

You are going to sit with Julie because Carlotta is out.

What do you mean?

We are taking Ron to the airport. Julie does not want to come.

We will be back soon.

In a minute.

Hey, I can take all the cake and the milk I want?

Close the door. There is no air conditioning.

I'm glad you decided stay with me.

- I also - Do you want to play five and two?

- Do not. - Why not?

- Do you want to read a report about a book you wrote? - No, not now.

- What do you want to do? ? - Why should we do something?

- Why do not you go watch television? - Okay.

It will be better than laves, or you will have diarrhea.

They are not washed yet.

- Where's Ron going? - Columbus.

- Why? - To see Harriette. They are in love.

- What did you do with the cherries? - What cherries?

You kept them in your pocket.

- You want to play ping-pong - Can I serve?

Yes, when it is your turn.

Can I take that one again? I hurt my finger yesterday!

No, no, come on. Give me the ball. Come on, come on!

Oh, can I? Oh, please, my cord it went away. Can I take this?

Of course not. Come on, come on!

You leaned over the table! That is not legal!

- Three-nothing. It's my turn! - You're a cheater! I hate you!

I'm going to tell everyone that you were stealing fruit!

- Do you want to get this book? - What?

You ...

Oh, I'm sorry, there's a book reservation from Gauguin ...

- What? - There is ...

Someone called us and asked us to reserve this book for you.

Write your name and address on this card,

and when the book is free, I'm going to send you a notice.

- What? - Silence!

- I'll send you a notice ! - Any problem?

What?

Do not.

You go on holiday tomorrow, right?

- Yes. - Well, you need it.

Natasha, Natasha, controls the counter a second, will you? I'll be back

- Listen, you want this book ?- I have not done anything wrong.

I have not written in a book or anything. You can check me

I know you have not done anything wrong. We're going through here.

Come here

Now, if you like the book so much, Why do not you take it home?

- You have a library card ? - No, sir.

- I have not done anything wrong .- No no.

We give you a library card so you can take the books home.

And you do not have to come every day

You can take the book to home with you

Why do not they want me? around here?

- I did not say I do not want you here. - I like to be here.

I know, but the problem is that, some day,

someone will want to take out this book from here at some point.

Are not you worried about that?

Why should he be worried? Nobody has done it yet.

And he comes every day in the morning.

Every day, and always take out the same book.

And he just sits there in the corner in the floor looking at the same images.

- I'm totally full . - Eat like a bird.

- Neil, what does your father do? - To earn a living?

- My mother was wondering .- It is a white glove thief.

- Seriously. - Actually, he's a white glove thief.

I do not know. Tell him what you want.

A comerciant. Tell him my father has a store.

Why do not you live with your parents in Arizona?

Because I'm supposed to be great, and I can not go behind

following my parents wherever they go.

So, why do you stay? with your aunt and your uncle?

I really have to explain to your mother why do I live where I do?

It's not only my mother. I wanted to know too.

Are you cold?

- Do not. - Do you want to go home?

Not unless you want it.

Neil, what's the matter with the library?

Who wants to know about that?

- My father.- And you?

And me.

I dont know. What's wrong with the library? It is not my life's work,

but it's fine for now.

He sold shoes once.

When he left the Army he worked in the real estate company of my t o Aar n

for a couple of months.

I liked the army more than the two jobs, and I like the library more.

Do you answer your question?

I do not see why This should make you angry.

I'm not angry.

How can I make you understand me?

You want to know what my plans are for the future?.

I'm not planning anything.

In addition, I am not a planner. I'm a liver.

I'm a pancreas.

The leaves have started to fall and redden in the trees.

smoking fires in the ranks of the fraternity ...

It's just Ron listening to his Columbus album.

You are not kidding.

... has the most beautiful girls in the country because of the industry there is.

I'll toast for that. And ...

Will you be happy if you break it?

Are you going to stop worrying for two minutes?

Where is she at 1:00?

What do you want from her?

She's a college girl now, big girl. She is not a baby anymore.

She only does it to make me worse. She He knows a lot of good family boys.

It would be killing for her to bring one home in return?

How do you know if He is not from a good family?

Why do you always show your face for her? What I say is wrong.

- She's always right. - What did I say? All I said was,

- How do you know it's not - She against me. You always do it.

It's fine. Let it ruin your life.

Who cares who she ends up with? It will not be in my conscience.

I'd like to know what you're starting. What are you starting again?

What do you want from her? I tell you, keep up,

she will end up marrying a pein for your regret. Do you hear?

Turn off the computer.

Will you turn off the equipment, please?

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

- No, Neil. - Why not?

I could fall in love with you. I do not want.

Why?

- I do not want ? - Why could you fall in love with me?

- Well, I like how you look. - Is that all?

- I like your body. - I like your mind.

- You do not like my body ?- No no.

Then you are denying it.

- I do not want to make love now .- Why?

I dont know. I just do not feel like it.

Never?

Do not.

I just do not feel it now.

When?

The next time I want it.

- Brenda. Brenda - What?

Brenda, I can see you just for a second, please?

Can I see you? Come here, come here.

- Please, come here for a second.- What is the problem?

Could you come to the car for a second?

- Come here. - I can not.

You will call me when you get home?

- After my shower cold or before ? - What?

Come here Come here

It does not appear in the guide. It's my private phone number.

Oh, Brenda.

- It's 242-9970 .- Brenda!

- Neil? - Brenda, are you in bed?

- Yes. Are you? -. S

I'm in bed with you.

And I'm in bed with you.

You know, I have the blinds closed, so it's very dark and I can not see you.

I can not see you well.

That was very nice, I kiss you, Neil.

I'm still kissing you.

Are you going to sleep kissing me?

I'm not going to sleep at all.

Do not say goodbye

He will not.

I love you, Neil.

What does he do? It's in the closet to make a phone call.

That is what he is doing.

You really care about taking me to the party, right?

A little.

I just thought you'd like it meet my friends.

Why?

- Great, fantastic! - Thanks, Josh.

You know that I read all the books?

- Whiskey with water, please. ... since we got married.

Phi Ep, right?

What? Give me that drink, will you?

- ZBT.- No.

- Sammy - No!

- Dartmouth, right? - No, no, no!

I do not want to go. I'm having a wonderful time.

We can leave anytime you want.

I dont want to go outside. I dont want to go outside.

- Hey, hey. Hey! Sorry. Phi Ep. - Neil ...

Wait a minute. This is very important. I already have it. Sammy

- Do not. - Only one second, only a second.

- Dartmouth! - That's.

How are you? Do you know who is here? Why do not you guess who ...

In a million years, who is here. Come here! Hey! Just a moment.

- This is very important - He's here. Dartmouth!

- S ? - Dartmouth!

- Dartmouth - Hey! How are you?

- '66. - '64!

What's wrong with him? I'm having a wonderful time

I do not want to go. I got to make ten new friends.

Now, the only thing he had done was seven as much.

I am going to introduce you.

- Hi Brenda. - Hello, Mr.

- Okay, what was that - Don Farber.

The boy I was committed to. Play basketball with Ron.

One of the fabulous Farber brothers!

I did not recognize him without his shorts and slippers

and those other four guys that are always ...

My mother and my father adore him.

Well, that's a sufficient reason to break up with him.

Yes, it was.

And what of the companion of the blue jacket? You were committed to him too?

My boyfriend in the tenth grade.

- Really? The boy with the white pants? - My boyfriend in the 11th grade.

- You do not go to summer school ? - Do not you have old girlfriends?

No, I chew them, and throw it away.

I keep mine.

Like a collection, preserved and mummified.

- Thank you. - What are you crazy?

- What is this, you're crazy ? - What do you think?

They sound as of the generation of my father.

Listen, you should be doing half of what most of them do.

In what sense? Earn money?

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

It really kills you, is not it? What kind of work do I have?

You expect me to say I'm proud of him, What do I want you to spend your life there?

- People do, you know .- That's very good.

- If that is what you want. - I do not know what I want.

I know what I do not want to do. Spend the rest of my life

piling up money as if nothing else existed.

As Who?

Like my friends? Do you mean that? Or my family?

Yes, your family. Your family and your friends

What would you like to do? Sleep in the park?

I dont know. A part of m .

Then do it! Do something.

Do not stay there immobilized and looking down your nose at everything.

Do not you think I know that already?

I can not go all the way to both sides. They both seem so ridiculous to me.

All is.

I can not take anything seriously.

Make love.

You love me, do not you? I'm going to let you make love to me

whether you do it or not, so tell me the truth.

- Stay away from me, please. - What?

Stay away from me, okay?

I do not understand.

I do not understand.

- You do not, do not you? - What?

- mame.- No.

I love you

What happens to the type of work I have? You have no plans for the future, you know.

If you love me, There will be nothing to worry about.

Well, then, of course I love you.

Let's get all our clothes and let's go swimming

Are you crazy? There are 100 people up there.

That's what makes it fun.

Listen, you go first, and I close my eyes and wait for you.

And then, when you come back, You surprise me with the cold.

You really like games, do not you?

- Go ahead, I'm going to close my eyes - Go inside.

- You're going to close your eyes ?- Do not.

- Let's both inside. Do you accept? - Better I prefer to kiss you.

- No, I want to go swimming first .- Ahead. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

- Ron is going to get married! - When?

The Day of Work! He's going to marry Harriette! I'm going to be a guinea pig!

- Are you? - Hello. I'm going to be a cu ada.

Yes, I've heard that. When did it happen?

This afternoon.

They spoke for long distance for half an hour,

and Harriette is going to fly in the next week for a huge wedding.

My parents are going crazy. They have to order the flowers,

write the invitations and all that and there is no time to do it.

The whole family is excited.

Oh, and my father is putting Ron in the business.

It will start for $ 200 a week, and from there on he will prepare his way,

that will take it until October.

I thought it was going to be a gym teacher.

Not now. He has responsibilities.

Let's go up. It will take you to your room.

- Better I prefer you to take me to your room .- Can be.

During the whole night? You get up early and go back to my room. Set the alarm.

- And wake up the whole world ? - I'm going to wake up.

I can do it easily when I have to.

- Front. Up front, please. - Let's go.

Oh, yes. This is so beautiful. I like your room better. Where is it?

At the other end of the room.

Later

What happens if I can not wait?

You start without me!

T a Gladys,

Leave me alone.

- Hello .- Oh hello.

Hey, congratulations.

Thank you.

I've been wanting to talk to you.

- Well, this is really something, huh? - Yes.

- Get marry. - Yes.

- So, how does it feel? ?- Better thanks.

Farber hit him under the ankles, but I will be able to play

in the next game. Thank you.

Do not.

- No, he meant to marry you! - Oh.

Well, I suppose.

I really do not know. I'm not married yet.

Hey, do you know anything about music?

Yes, a little.

Do you know that I have all the Andre Kostelanetz records ever made?

Do you like Mantovani? I have all of it too.

I think light classics They are really great.

And you can listen to my record Columbus anytime you want.

Big.

Company! At a time like this! It's just what I need!

- For two weeks still! - I asked you, mother.

You asked your father.

You must consult me. He does not You know the extra work that this is for me.

One would think that we do not have Carlotta and Jenny!

Carlotta and Jenny They can not do everything.

- This is not the Army of Salvation! - What the hell does that mean?

Take care of your tongue, young lady.

That may be fine for your Friends of the university, but not in this house!

- Can you stop with that? - Do not raise my voice!

When was the last time you helped at home?

I am not a slave, I am a daughter.

You must learn what it means to earn a living.

- Why? - Why?

Do you really want to know why?

Because the only thing you think It's how beautiful you are.

Well, you will discover that the world You do not owe your life!

What is that supposed to mean?

That means you should find out how Earn money and buy your own clothes.

My father earns all the money what he needs.

- Oh, yes. - What are you complaining about?

When was the last time you washed the dishes?

Good God! Carlotta washes the dishes!

Do not tell me 'my God'!

Oh, Mother, why the hell are you like that?

You bring a boy to this house, a boy I miss ... Are you listening?

For two weeks, without even bother to consult me. A strange boy.

Do not run away when I'm talking to you!

Brenda is crying!

- You'll get your thing, you bastard! - Brenda!

Mama! Brenda cursed! Brenda cursed me!

Let's go What about the Hellmans or not?

Come on, silence, silence. Let's go. Shhh

Dammit.

Maybe I should go.

- They go to visit, thank God. - Brenda. Brenda, please.

- I hope they never come back .- Brenda. Brenda!

- Ron is still in his room . - Your door is closed.

You do not hear anyone walk here because everyone uses

Sneakers.

It's Ron, really, getting married. And me.

With Harriette as a member of the family, they will forget that I exist!

That's fine for you. What is this? What is this? What is here?

Money!

What is this?

- Our old furniture .- S ? How many years?

When we were poor

Let's go. Come on, will you? You'll get dirty. Let's get out of here.

- It's not here .- What?

- I told you, the money. - You did not told me. What money?

What money?

When I was little and recently we had changed, my father brought me here.

He brought me to this room one day, and he said that ...

... if something happened to him,

He wanted me to know where I was the money that I should have.

He said it was for me and for nobody else.

That he should never tell to nobody.

Not Ron or my mother.

How much was it?

They were three 100-dollar bills.

I had never seen one before.

Well, where is it? Maybe someone stole it.

I do not know! I did not even know that was missing until now.

I guess I took it.

I have always had everything, so I did not need it.

I guess he knew that I did not need it and he simply took it.

Why do you want it now?

I dont know.

I wanted to find it and break it in 1000 pieces and put them in your bag.

And if I had been here, I swear I would have done it!

I would not let you.

Make love.

- What? - Make love.

Show me The bird man dies tonight.

Salad, Ronald.

Mother.

Can you give me the sauce too, please?

- Sal. - Can you pass me the cabbage, daddy?

- You're going to get fat.- I'm not going.

No. No more for me, thanks.

Eat like a bird What do you want?

But the season went from top to bottom.

By the time the first snow I had covered the grass,

There were advances and he shouted, 'Up and in'

Well, good night, Brenda.

- Good evening, Neil .- See you in the morning.

Now we are ready for the Minnesota game ...

- Hello .- Oh hello.

There will be an ovation of thanks in the crowd ...

- Well, it was my first day at work today .- Oh, yes? How was it?

Well, I suppose. I was a little ...

And here comes Ron Patimkin advancing on the outside.

Ron, number 11, of Purchase, New York.

What a great season he has had.

great Ron, it's his last game,

and it's going to be a while before the Buckeye fans forget him.

- Number seven - Here comes Larry Gardner.

The big number seven on the ground.

You want to come to my room and listen to the discs?

Not at this moment, Ron. I'm a little tired. Thanks, however.

Your mother is trying to sleep. Is a day of work tomorrow. Go to bed now.

Who do you like the most, Mantovani or Kostelanetz?

I dont know. I like both.

Me too. That's all I hear.

- Well, good night. - Goodnight.

We offer ourselves to you, then, world, and we come to you ...

... made the television series Many years ago, I think around 1950,

- before he was not known at all . - Thanks and goodbye.

We will miss him in the autumn, in the winter, in the spring,

but someday, we'll be back.

Until then, goodbye, state of Ohio. Adi s, red and white.

Adi s, Columbus. Adi s, Columbus, goodbye.

What do you think?

I dont know.

About me?

Do not.

- Your father. - What's wrong with him?

I like him.

I already asked you If you want to enter the business?

Why? He has spoken something with you about it?

No, but I will. With every boy that I go out.

It's good to be in such a non-exclusive club.

Listen, you have good intentions.

We do not have time.

Oh, well, let's say. Now listen, Where did you get those funny knuckles?

- What's so funny about my knuckles? - I know a doctor who could fix them.

- Good morning, Mr. Patimkin. - Good morning.

No, I can not! I have a million things to do.

The man in the liquor store has not responded yet.

I have to go down to the flower shop in some time today

to make a decision about centerpieces

How can I ask Brenda?

He went to New York to buy a dress for the wedding.

Wait a minute, I'll ask Neil. Neil, Brenda's friend.

Neil! I'll call you later.

Neil, dear.

Can I ask you to do me a favor?

Mr. Patimkin has some silver molds that he wants me to look at.

You could drive to the store and pick them up by me?

We're going to get the truck loaded. You get paid per hour,

so we're already going for them in the truck. Come on!

- Hello. - Ron, how are you?

- Where is your father? - He's inside.

All right, let's keep working. Receive the loaded things. We do not have all day.

What are you talking about? I have them ... Wait.

In a minute, I'll have them.

No. Ah! Yes, the cornice, number 945.

What do you mean, not will we reach the goal? I had six last week!

Grossman, I'm telling you, I had them, and I know they are still doing it.

Yes. Sit down

Yes.

Ma ana? What do you mean, tomorrow?

Do not give me that "morning" business. The world could explode tomorrow.

Grossman, esc chame.

Crap!

You are not the only one in the city, my good friend.

Yes. I like that more.

In agreement. Yes, we'll be here until 5, not later.

My son is going to be here. Yes, I brought it to business with me.

Very good, Marty. Bye-bye.

- Hey, daddy. - Have you sent them outside for lunch?

I thought I would send some now and others later.

- Why? - That way, someone is always here.

There are no luxury offers here. We are going to eat all at the same time.

It's fine.

The university students

Four years at the university, and he can not load a truck.

Well, they do not teach much about Truck load in the university.

And what do they teach in college? About the books?

A lot can be learned from books.

Let me tell you something. In the true world, you need a little gonif in you.

? - Do you know what that means, gonif? - Ladr n.

You think I'm an idiot, do not you?

- No i do not believe it .- Thank you.

You children. The way they look at us

while we hit our brains to earn a living

How we are fanatics and you are something special.

Let me tell you something. When I I was your age, I felt exactly what you were.

Does it surprise you?

Yes. Grossman

Five in the afternoon today, or no deal. That is, at 5 or forget it.

Is this where you are sleeping?

- What are you doing? ? - Contacts.

Is everything in its place now?

I can not believe that a week I could go through so fast.

We're going to slow down the next one.

We do not have time.

Listen, the whole house It's going to be ready in five minutes.

It only takes four.

Oh, it's unfair. Unfair.

Neil? I spoke with my father last night to come to the wedding.

I thought we would not talk about Wedding. You promised.

But I love you there.

- I know. Not her, your mother. - She's going to be so historic

- that is not going to realize who is there .- I do not want to talk about that.

Oh, my God, Are you going to start over?

I should love you to come back to school the next day of the wedding?

- Do not bring up the subject every five minutes - Well, I can not help it. It scares me.

To me too.

You did not act as if it were true.

- What, you'd like me to tell you in writing ?- Can be.

Call my father's lawyer.

Why is it so peculiar Would I like some commitment on your part?

Some concrete guarantee that not everything will have finished

Two days after you're back at school.

Can I know your name?

Well, you have the message. Do you have the plan?

I can not stand the slope in this articulation. We are going to burst.

Are you in my pavilion?

- What kind of commitment ? - I do not know.

Some kind of sacrifice. You know, something symbolic. A gesture.

- What if I sacrifice my sister? - No. Too young.

- Do you want my mother? - Do not.

- Too old .- There is only one thing left,

- It's the virginity of my guinea pig .- Hey.

- You think she and Ron never did it ? - Harriette?

There is no possibility.

Let's go. Are you kidding? With all those pills, everyone does it.

No Harriette, I never will. Too dirty.

Hey, I wanted to ask you. About those pills,

You do not have to take them in the morning?

There is a difference When do you take them?

I do not take them.

- What did you say? - Hard. Let's go.

Brenda

- Very hard. - What do you want to drink?

- Nothing. Close the water - Nothing?

Listen, I've tried the pills, but they made me fat, sick,

and every day you read something new about them in the newspapers.

So I decided I was better with nothing.

Brenda, I'd like to talk to you about nothing.

Do you mean something?

- Is that Julie getting up? - You will not want to say anything.

- Hurry, get out of here! - That's all you're worried about?

Will someone find me here?

You do not hear there someone getting up?

How can a middle class Jewish girl go to bed every night with someone

and not use any precautionary measures?

You do not know What do babies do in this way?

Do you think it's like what you see in the movies?

All I do is go to bed with someone once, and you already have a baby?

Yes, it is well known that this happens.

It's fine, it's fine, just tell me this. Are you going to tell me this?

Are you going to give up a bit? It's possible, is not it? Get pregnant.

Once is all that is really necessary, in theory, so that you get pregnant.

- It's possible, it's not ? - Yes.

- With my luck, you're pregnant .- Do you speak seriously?

I'm on my way to hell, I am suicidal.

Are you going to cut that? You're so spoiled

that you can not imagine the possibility of ... Do not make me shut up!

You can not imagine the possibility of that something terrible happens to you?

- I do not want to talk more about this. - OK.

- I do not want to talk more about this. - OK.

You go to a doctor this afternoon, and you will get some pills.

- I already told you, they make me sick. - All those there?

- Many of them. - It's fine, you keep trying.

They make all the different types, a hundred different types.

I'm not taking pills, and that is the end.

And you have not taken the pills,

you have to start taking them at a specific moment.

Get a diaphragm.

A diaphragm?

What happens if I do not?

Oh, go to hell.

Do you have it?

Where is it?

-I'm wearing it .- What?

Brenda Patimkin Brenda Patimkin, I love you, I love you.

Come, my kitty!

Now that they have pronounced the words and performed the rites

that unite their lives, by this means, in accordance with the faith of Israel

and in the eyes of God

and in accordance with the laws from the state of New York,

I declare your marriage valid and binding,

and I declare, Ronald, and t , Harriette,

They are husband and wife before god and men.

Mazel tov!

- Congratulations to you. - Thank you.

And you too, honey.

- Congratulations, sir. - Thank you.

Oh, and lots of happiness for you.

Well, they came ... They did it, huh? They married. Great weddings

When I got married, what did I know about great weddings? You have married.

I have to tell you. You are beautiful. Seriously, you are.

I absolutely adore everything and I love your son.

- I can not stand that woman Ehrlich. - Congratulations.

- Neil. - Hello.

Seymour, mechaieh. Today is going to be the most elegant event of the year.

Only the best for our children, is not it?

Ron was telling me that you have a very interesting job

-Work in the library. - Wonderful!

You must have the first cut in all the best-sellers.

- Sometimes. - I hope I'm not being

too presumptuous in saying this,

but Ron and I were waiting for T and Brenda would duplicate it with us.

Well, it sounds very good.

Sorry.

T you are next!

They only give me shikker at weddings and bar mitzvah. Let's dance.

- Later, okay? - Later? It's fine.

Later, later, later

Sonny, come on, give us a picture. Only Molly and me.

- Why not? - Only Molly and me.

- Take a picture. Very good dear. - Ready?

- Ready .- Smile.

- Harry, what are you doing? - 'Harry ...'

- Thanks thanks.

Hello, you two lovebirds. You are the next.

By the way, honey, what have they been doing with you this summer?

Growing a penis

- Are you having a good time? - Oh, wonderful!

Big.

I told them to live in the neighborhood. It will be easier for us to visit them, and vice versa.

So we're going to have a conference. Today everything is a conference.

Are you Meshuga? ? It is a road of more than 1,000 yards.

- Who is Meshuga? - Let's measure it.

Let's measure it

- What are you doing? - Those are Uncle Max and Uncle Manny.

They are together in the carpet business.

Hi, Neil. How are you?

- Do you mind if I dance with Brenda? - No, if she wants.

- OK? - Let's go.

And? You are Brenda's boyfriend, huh?

You have a good business ah , boy, if you do not lose it.

- Thank you. She is very beautiful. - Bella, not beautiful.

If you are the Ali Khan you worry about movie stars.

Me, I am a practical man. In the end, you have to be.

Do you know how many years I had when I got married?

Thirty-five years of age, and I still do not know

why the hell the hurry I had to do it.

The son of a bitch who invented the fluorescent lamp should fall dead.

They never wear out, those things, Do you know that? They could burn for years.

- Leo! - Ben!

Hey, guys, are you having a good time?

- It's a very elegant wedding, Mr. Patimkin. - Thanks thanks.

- Y? - What do you think?

- of your brother marrying? - Do you like weddings, daddy?

I like the weddings of my children.

I do not even have an automobile. Your brother and I do not own a car.

I take the train wherever I go.

Anything in the world that you want,

you know you can get it

Because, Brenda ...

... you've been a good girl.

you get good grades at school ...

... Y ...

... you've given me a lot of naches. A lot of joy.

All my children have it.

And believe me, for a million dollars,

no one in this world could buy that joy.

No no no no no.

Listen, I'm not joking with myself.

Ron is not the most intellectual boy around the world.

But he is a good boy. He is really a good boy.

And believe me, in these days, it is especially important.

Yes, because it reads in the newspapers,

that all the boys have them, today, the children. Get problems

They have no sense of morals, Do you know?

I'll tell you the truth.

I feel very bad for his parents.

Why ...

... I know how unhappy your mother and I would be

if we were in that position.

Y ...

... I thank God every day,

every day,

for having children that I can trust.

So when you go back to school,

and you are trembling and cold and everything is miserable,

go to a store in Boston,

and dress in a leather coat with fox fur collar.

Now ...

What is wrong? It's a wedding. It's a wedding!

A celebration!

Anything my daughter wants It's good enough for me.

There is not a business in the world that can not use another person.

- It's a wedding hell. - A-OK.

Carlotta

- Flowers. - Oh.

Ben, bring Julie.

Harry Harry

- Harry, wake up now! - What?

I must have slept.

I must have slept.

I know I know you're tired, dear, I know I know, I know.

I have more brain in my finger me ique

that what my brother Ben

He has in all his body.

Why? Why?

Why is he up and me down?

Why?

Why?

His wife and son They are exhausted.

Go home.

Ir s ...

You will get far.

You are a smart boy.

Be careful.

Do not lose things

The next time I see you, It will be your wedding.

- Where were you? - Where were you?

Looking for you

I went for a walk with Don.

I drank too much and I felt bad. I feel very bad.

What a horrible way to spend our last night together.

Neil, I have bad news, I can not go in the next week.

I just received your letter. Why do not you come here?

I can not, really.

are the Jewish holidays.

My aunt is gathering to the whole family for dinner.

I'm going to find a hotel room.

Certainly it is tempting.

- Hello .- Hello.

- You received my suitcase? - Yes.

I have a reservation, Mr. and Mrs. Neil Klugman.

Arthur!

Follow it

- Your heart is beating. - I know.

- Are you nervous? - Do not.

What's up?

Anything?

Yes.

Well, what is it? You did not mention it at all on the phone.

- He only found out today. - What?

They found out about us.

Sleeping together this summer.

I do not get it.

- My mother found the thing. - The diaphragm?

- Yes. - Where?

I was cleaning the commode.

- The comfortable in your house? - Of course, in my house.

- You left the thing in the house. - Well, I did not intend to use it here.

Well, do you suppose I could come? I mean ... I mean, I've already come.

- What's with that? - I thought I was going to go home first.

You could not take it with you like a toothbrush?

- Are you trying to be funny? - No, why did you leave it at home?

I told you, I thought I would go there first.

Brenda, Brenda, look.

Hey, it does not make any sense.

Suppose you went to your house, and then you came back

Would not you take it with you? Would not you take it with you then?

I dont know.

What did she do? called by phone?

No, each of them wrote me a letter. Look in my bag, read them.

Ahead.

Read my father's first.

Did she never check your drawer before?

How can I know? Maybe he did, maybe he did not.

- I could not think of everything. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Why are you confusing everything?

You know, you act like ... I did it on purpose.

- Do you believe that? - I do not know.

- Neil, you're crazy - Brenda.

What is more crazy What to leave that thing there?

- It was careless .- Now it is an oversight.

- Before, it was deliberate. - An oversight in the drawer.

It was not an oversight to leave it.

Brenda, cari o, cari o,

it was not safer, more intelligent, easier, simpler

Have you brought that with you? Would not it have been the smartest?

You make it look like I wanted them to find it.

Do you think I need this? I can not even go home.

- That's what? - S !

No! No! No!

It's not like that!

Your father will be waiting for you there With two coats and six dresses!

- What's wrong with my mother? - It will be the same with her!

Neil, do not be absurd. I can not even face them.

Why not? Did you do something wrong?

- Look at the reality, will you? - Did you do something wrong?

They think he is wrong. They are my parents.

- But you think it's a mistake? - It does not matter.

- For more. - Now, what are you accusing me of?

- You are guilty of some things. - Of what?

From leaving the damn diaphragm there!

Do not start giving me reasons for your psychoanalytic shit now!

Why did you leave it at home? You wanted them to find it.

- Why? - I do not know, Brenda. Why?

What does your father do? writing all these letters in capitals?

My God, look at this, my God.

'Regarding your mistake, you need Two', Two in capitals,

'to make a mistake', capitalizes on commit,

'And now that you're going to be out in school and far from him,

'It will probably do you good. I have all the Faith that you will do, 'F capital.

'Your father'. Your father, your father, your father.

Your father.

What are you going to do?

Neil, be realistic. How can I take you home?

You can see everyone having dinner sitting around the table of Thanksgiving dinner?

Neil, you do not understand. They are my parents.

They have given me everything I've always wanted, is not it?

How can I not go home?

I have to go home.

Neil, you do not understand.

You do not understand anything. Everything you have always done

is accusing me of things and criticize me for other things.

Analyze me, tell me why I have not corrected this,

why do not I have to fix that.

As if it was my fault, that I could have changed them.

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