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Young master!

It was colossal

What was it

Did you have a nightmare?

How many times have I told you?

Never ever wake me up when I’m in a dream.

I didn't know you were dreaming.

What I know is that

as a monk, you are supposed to be meditating now,

I did.

As the great Master Liuzu put it, there are many ways to achieve enlightenment.

Why do I have to meditate?

You know shit about it.

Moreover,

Who says i'm a monk?

Young master

You've been here for over half a year.

I’m taking your home if you are not to be ordained.

Technically, I’m homeless!

My family were all murdered.

Where am I supposed to go.

As told by your father,

should you fail to become a monk

I’m taking you home and starting a business with you.

Well, tell my uncle that

I’m as good as dead

No more worries about me.

A monk doesn't have a servant, does he?

Nonsense. I will stay here until you literally have your head shaved.

I’m here for enlightenment,

not for a new haircut.

I’m not a wooden idol.

The bell of the temple just rang

It's like something is coming up.

I knew I was meant to be here for the call of duty.

How come did i end up here

in the middle of nowhere

What if there are bad guys around.

I'm so scared. Scared like hell.

Uh-oh! How come did i end up here.

I'd better rush.

Little girl. Fear not.

I'm not a bad guy.

Why don't I walk you home.

No! Hell no! Just leave me alone.

I can hardly go any further if you don t stop.

Stay put if you are exhausted.

Sir, why are you following me.

Sir, why are you following me.

Is it because i'm drop-dead gorgeous?

I just wanna get you home.

A great-looking girl in such a wilderness

Don t you fear that I'll turn out to be a demon?

I get along with demons.

What an arousing scent of fox.

I've travelled hundreds of miles to be your meal.

I knew you were no human.

Where are you going?

Damn! I’m stuck.

Let me Help you out.

A demon skunk!

What a repulsive and stinky world.

I’m obliged to do something about it.

Ewww. How do I dispose of the stench.

What a horrible odor.

This demon skunk.

Is so lascivious that.

many women have fallen victim to him.

There is an excessive amount of ptomaine inside him.

That explains the awful reek.

I've been meaning to slay it.

But he is way too cunning.

Fortunately, we managed to seduce him

Women can really use some make-up.

Go freshen up already.

Sifu, do you like the way I look?

Sifu, with the skunk, we are very close to the 100-demon target

and you are gonna be invincible by then.

Great master!

My granddaughter was taken by the demon.

She left to tend the sheep on the mountain,

and never came back.

I only found one of her shoes.

Madam, your granddaughter is missing

but why are you so certain it was the demon.

Such a large water buffiol

It just vanished in the blink of an eye.

I was working on the land,

It just went missing in the blink of an eye.

Why did you blink?

Why didn't you focus on plowing without blinking?

That's not point.

The point is

Just in the blink of an eye

A creature of such large proportion just disappeared!

It must be the demon.

Exactly!

I was wondering why he had to blink?

Oh my honey!

Although my husband was tiny,

he always managed to touch, all over me

with his soft slimy body

before bed

And he would linger on my boobs

and fell into sound sleep.

But now,

All that's left of him is this pathetic shell

He wouldn't even spare such a tiny creature

How evil is the demon.

I wasn't aware he was into stir-fried snails.

My husband

Why do you cry over a missing snail

Save your drama. You slut.

Ma am!

It’s not fair to say that.

Her daughter is a life.

Her water bufflo is also a life.

Shouldn’t the snail be deemed a life, too?

Every creature is equal.

It's not her fault to treat the little creature

It’s not her fault to take the little creature

Doesn’t t she deserve some sympathy?

I’m giving her a CPR.

You are the doctor, you should go first.

I’m bleeding!

You go.

No! No! Hell no!

I’m not Losing my virginity to her.

I’m not Losing my virginity to her.

I have the strength. I’ll try.

You! You give it a go.

Stop fighting!

Xiuyuan

AIas

I never occurred to me that you has such a great empathy with people.

I'm almost moved to tears.

You will take care of it.

Thanks! Sifu.

Young master, go get it!

Go with a brave heart.

What the hell?

Is the demon coming?

Run for your Life.

I'm gonna beat the crap out or you.

Looks Like it’s going to rain.

Wow! Sifu!

It’s no regular demon.

Sifu. I can smell it miles away.

Let's go kick his ass.

Kick his ass?

Are you freaking kidding me? You silly fox.

The demon is not even born yet.

How could he be so awesome as a fetus?

What demon is it?

It’s the king of all demons i've been seeking.

You are able to give me an immortal Life

after you slay it, right?

It's a real piece of work.

You gotta go to Village Canlong for a guy called Li Xiyuan.

Well. . .What's special about this guy?

His support is essential

This guy's support is essential

You'll go check if there is a dragon birthmark on him.

Get going, now.

Return to me in three days.

Help

Help

Help! Help .

Help! Help .

Who need your Help?

Sifu!

Xiuyuan. You were in a nightmare again.

I know you're suffering.

Hopefully my chanting could alleviate your pain,

Do you have to chant Like this?

Xiuyuan.

i've got a very important news to break to you.

It was a long long time ago

The Dark Raksasa,

The most formidable devil in hell

The Buddha brought him down

The Buddha brought him down

And imprisoned him in hell.

In an effort to prevent the Dark Raksasa from rising to power and

Buddha sealed the Dark scepter in our temple,

which turned temple Guoqing a fortress

against the dark power.

But i'm at a Ioss at the frequent rises of

so many demons.

hurting people here and there.

According to my astronomical observation,

it was no regular monster at all

Xiuyuan!

Xiuyuan!

Yes?

You’re leaving for Lin an City tomorrow.

Get Master Trash, for me.

Who’s this Master Trash?

How come you haven't heard of such household name?

I haven't.

Actually I don t know him either

But my master told me that

When temple Guoqlng in trouble,

go to Master Trash

He would be happy to give us a hand.

Xiuyuan

I’m sure you won’t let me down.

Go get it!

Hold on

What does Master Trash look like?

It's a big world out there. Where can I find him?

Forget about his looks

Make sure he's got a tiger birthmark.

Where is the birthmark exactly?

Master, don t go without me.

Afu, go home.

I’ll see you around.

The birthmark grows on his right buttock

Sifu!

Isn't it a bit too late to tell him that now?

isn't it a bit too late to tell him that now?

Oh yeah?

Amitabha

Why did you get off?

Man

I'm even faster on foot.

It's gonna take forever for us to get to Lin an.

What a lame horse.

What a lame horse.

You called him a " lame horse''?

His name is "Speedo''?

Mr.ThunderboIt, flash Speed.

Show me what he's got.

We're still in the break-in period.

You're gonna puke your guts out in 3 hours,

Oh, man.

It's been 5 hours!

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Hurry up ! Hop on!

Hurry up ! Hop on!

Hold on

Show time! Speed and Fury!

Show time! Speed and Fury!

Show time! Speed and Fury!

Go!

Slow down, Carter.

I can t

Flight Mode activated.

Unstoppable now!

Sweetheart.

We Should've got a cab Should I knew it were such a remote place

Yeah, we're in a remote area.

Where the hell can I get a cab then?

You gave me a fright!

Let me check it out for ya.

It's like a carriage is coming

It looks like one.

It’s not the right place.

Hold your horse.

Would you believe me if I say something's just passed.

No

Brace yourself!

Son

Be realistic!

Why?

There are no pennies from heaven.

Shit from sky is more likely.

What the shit again?

Where are we?

We're here.

I was scared to death

But we flew all the way !

Did you take a detour?

It's the navigation.

Help!

Li Xiuyuan

Like someone is calling my name.

Yep yep yep.

Someone might get hurt

I’ll go check it out.

Li Xiuyuan

Hurry up!

Li Xiuyuan is coming.

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Say your lines.

What Should I say? Miss.

Say you are gonna kill me!

kill me!

kill me!

You are supposed to say " kill the demon"

kill the demon.

No

Go on. Don't stop.

Taoist! on your mark!

No

Please! Don't kill me.

Please! Don't kill me.

I'm not a demon

kill the demon.

Demon!

You are on your own this time.

You're not getting away this time.

Go to hell!

kill the demon.

Please! Don't kill me.

I'm doing it

Wait a sec.

Mr. Taoist.

She doesn't look like a demon

I have a proposal.

Since we are in the same line of work,

spare her life for sake of God.

Who the hell do you think you are?

I'm Li Xiuyuan from temple Guoqing.

So you are the Li Xluyuan?

So you are the Li Xiuyuan?

Never heard of your name.

Look.

Since we are in the same trade

Well.

You're not supposed to step on my toes.

Get out of my sight.

How about

I've got this apple,

worshiped in Guoqing temple for thousands of years.

worshiped in Guoqing Temple for thousands of years.

It's consecrated by Master Liuzu

A little bite of it brings amazing power to you.

I'm granting it to you today

This apple’s got all wrinkled up.

Is it still edible?

What a stubborn piece of work.

If you don t feel like eating it.

put it at home, and it means great honor to your house

Just take it.

You know what?

I’m the 49th successor of Maoshan denomination

I'm too proud to take a bribe

Demonic creature ! Go to hell!

Demonic creature ! Go to hell!

Run

Go get her.

Why are you guys still standing here?

Handsome

Don't you know that,

We are not paid for chasing her.

Why are you working your ass off?

well, uh, well

You are right

She didn't pay me for throwing eggs.

What a moron!

They are not after us

We ran like hell

Or we would be dead meat by now.

You sure you are Li Xiuyuan?

I'm afraid I am.

How did you know me?

Cause my sifu told me that you are the biggest busybody in village Canglong

I ‘meant the most accommodating

guy in the village.

So I thought you would be the guy who d show up and saved my ass

So I thought you would be the guy who d show up and saved my ass

Thank Buddha I was right

Why did they mean to kill you?

You're not a demon

Yes, I am.

But you know, there are good demons and bad demons

You don't look like a bad one.

How can you be so sure of that?

Miss.

May I call you "honey'' from this day on

May I call you " honey'' from this day on

Please don't " honey', me.

Honey

Since you saved my life,

I shall be your wife then.

Amitabha

Miss!

Are you out of your mind?

I'm more of a monk now

I'm more of a monk now

It’s not gonna work out

Are you disgusted by my filthy looks?

I'll go get a shower. Be right back

I can feel it

My heart is beating like crazy.

Part of my body is getting stiff

I've never felt like this

Li Xiuyuan

always bear in mind that you are meant to be a monk.

Get a hold of yourself.

Before I'm shaved as a monk

I should take advantage of this

I Should take advantage of this

You are such an animal.

Shame on you.

Form is just void,

Void is just form.

Maybe I’d better sneak off,

before she is back

Honey, where do you think you’re going?

Honey

Get naked already.

No! hell no!

It's inappropriate

Why are you so hard on yourself?

Oh is it because you can't get a hard on?

Miss, .

Ain't you being a bit harsh on me?

It's not like i'm Impotent, It's just,

I just can't

What's the bloody difference?

Lame! I'm getting out of here.

I was about to touch myself

Watch your mouth!

What are you looking at?

Watch your freakin mouth!

Ignore him.

Let's go on.

You don't let people think little of you

Good boy!

Strip off your clothes.

Don't push me

Get lost before I do horrible things.

Bring it on

Do your thing,

Form is void . Void is form

Form is void . Void is form

You are such a pussy

If I were in your position,

I would have

You'd have what?

You'd have finished already.

In the presence of the large audience,

You Shouldn't have humiliated me like that

What an eunuch.

Amitabha!

Amitabha!

You failed us!

How old are you?

You need to get spanked!

Honey, wait up

Miss, knock it off

Look! i'm on a mission to get Master Trash.

It’s very urgent.

It’s a treacherous journey

Just go back to where you are from

Please leave me alone.

Here is the deal

You tell me

if you've got a dragon birthmark.

No, I don t

Take off your clothes so I can take a look.

(Reciting a Zen Poem)

(Reciting a Zen Poem)

You are wearing yourself out.

You've asked him a million of times

Mind your own business

Bro

You are way to cruel!

She signed up for it.

I meant you are guys are way too cruel to me

What did I do to deserve this?

If you don't cut it out,

In 4 hours

I would bleed myself to death!

You don t get away with it

I’m gonna tell the abbot on you.

You slept with me

and dumped me

Suit yourself

Why do you make such a fuss about taking off your clothes?

It's you!

She meant you.

Not me

You guys! Gather around for the show.

This monk hit and run!

What am I gonna do about it?

kill him

I don't know her

I don't know her

What an asshoIe

Watch out!

Something is flying towards us

What is it like a flash.

Cause it’s flash Steed

No, what I meant was this whirlwind romance

It got me all of a sudden

I saw rays of light on you

I completely dissolved into the light.

I think i'm head over heels for you

feel my heart beat.

Comrade spare me of this slapstick.

I'm on an important mission.

Hey, man.

When are you heading back for village Canlong

You don t really see me as a pain in the ass, right

Don t push me away!

call me when you are back to the village

You can ride with flash Steed

50% off for a shared ride

Thanks I’ll be back after I got Master Trash.

Who’s Master Trash

Why are you looking for him?

Let's make a deal

I took a look at your birthmark.

In return, i'll get him for you

Hey hey hey, is this the Master Trash You've been seeking?

Demon hunting fair.

Where is it?

I know the place

I know the place

You skeleton demon

You think I'm gonna fall for your seduction?

Were it not for my great self-discipline

I’d end up your food

What a nasty skeleton demon.

Heaven to heaven

On the ground to the ground

sir

Jlangnan Demon Hunting Factory has been closed down.

sir

Excuse me

Where the color master in the booth ah

Sir, would you care for a demon hunting bag

No thanks!

I dunno. Thanks

May I have your attention? Please!

God lotion from India

Viola

The magic of the god lotion

It's incredible!

Every man in India is a user

Sir

why don't you get a couple of bottles?

C'mon. Ride on it

Taking off in a sec.

Yeah?

Wow, it's off the ground

May I have your attention? Please!

Viola!

It's a demon I captured from hell.

It's a demon I captured from hell.

It's a demon I captured from hell.

Why is he so Black?

Cause

He was burned by the hell fire

He was burned by the hell fire

even his mother won’t recognize him

Bravo Bravo !

Are you OK?

How many homes have your wrecked with dog demon and rooster demon?

You Should burn in hell!

I'm gonna execute you for the greater good.

Put you on the spot

You damn dog demon!

And you damn rooster demon.

No one will get away.

It's all dead today

kill him, kill him!

Where's Master Trash

Sir

Are you looking for me

Please wait in, line

The libido demon have been removed by me,

he'd be immune from the seduction of women from now on.

Great! Thanks

Afu?

Afu!

is not it

Did the master send you for me

Mister.

I'm Master Trash

I suppose the Afu

you just called is your dog.

Afu. Stop cracking jokes .

He's not Afu. He's Master Trash.

He is Master Trash.

It's him who cured my husband.

Master Trash.

Master Trash, thank you for saving my dad.

Good girl.

If you are not Afu,

there must be a tiger birthmark on you.

there must be a tiger birthmark on you.

How did you know it's on my ass?

Did we use to be...

did we use to be.. .

Are you looking to take another look at the birthmark?

Let’s get a room

Give me the eye till you get enough,

What about me?

Who is she?

I'm his fiancée

C'mon. . .I don't mind a threesome.

C'mon. . .I don't mind a threesome.

Oh, shit!

The duck demon has run away with the rooster demon.

Out of my way!

Amitabha.

Bad news!

Bad news!

The Wells of Li's and Zhang's adios devoured people.

Are you sure?

Xuyuan

Sifu.

seal up all the wells in the village with your fellow disciples.

tell everyone

to stay away from water

for the time being

Yes.

Master Xuanzhen.

What kind of demon is that?

Xiuyuan. Please. Do get Master Trash for us

Amitabha

Let's get started

Lose your pants already.

I'm the Master Trash who’s specialized in dealing with sex demons

I know you've got something to get off your chest. You can confide in me.

Am I right?

No.

I just wanna take a look at your birthmark

You're not gonna get undressed before me, right?

No problem.

I'm happy to oblige, as long as I can cure you.

Atta boy!

You guys are better off naked

My husband is so sick.

But he's been reluctant to see a doctor

Master.

Please fix his problem.

That's so not...

The doctor's right about your problem.

Don't run away from. it

Get out

Your girlfriend just left.

Let's get down to business.

Get lost (in Cantonese)

Let's get started

Get out

Fear not.

I'm very good with knife.

Ugh! How come there is Blood stain

C'mon!

I've seen thousands of patients like you.

If you keep messing around,

I'm gonna lose it.

See? Admit it! You are so sick!

Please! Give them back to me.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You've got an anger issue.

Admit it! You are so sickly

I've got to fix you today

You know. Three months ago,

I had a patient.

Speaking of the patient, you know,

I started with his head,

I started with his need,

And moved on to his feet

It's the whole package

Never lose confidence .

His feet.

are essential for him to make a living.

Cause you know, he's a carter.

Wow! You are Master Trash.

I think I already told you about that.

I think I already told you about that.

You are not convinced of my identity.

You are not convinced of my identity.

You are not convinced of your health problem either.

You are not convinced of your health problem either.

Ugh, you girlfriend is over there.

Like a caterpillar

Xiaojiu, What's the matter.

Ignore me

I wanna go home.

Who did this to you?

What did you do to deserve this?

I'm revenging for ya.

I don't really know.

I wanna go

What's the matter?

Are you OK?

finally, I can go home.

Sifi ! Li Xiuyuan does have dragon birthmark.

I'm not surprised.

He's indispensable in getting rid of the demon king.

What shall we do next?

There is a murder hotel on his way home.

Do not let him die there.

You can be rest assured.

He's not gonna lose his life with me.

A tables for two!

Gentlemen. This way. Please,

Whoa.

Soup down!

It's the first time I've seen such a big hotpot.

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

We Should get one of our own.

Tais-toi!

Take your order.

Gentlemen

Braised pork is the specialty or the house.

would you like it?

Do you mean it's the most expensive dish of your inn?

We never get ripped off.

We are veggies.

I'd like fried eggplants with cucumber

Fried eggplants with cucumber!

Cucumber cumber! Eggplants eggplants!

What an impressive corporate culture.

What else would you like to order?

A large bowl of rice. Please!

A large helping of rice for us

So as to avoid the hassle.

Are you sure you are leaving for the promised land with an empty stomach?

The promised land? Are you implying we didn't spend enough money here?

Whoa!

You don't have to kill for a larger order.

Your corporate culture gives me the creeps. .

It's midnight. Both guests Should hit the road!

Hey I was in the middle of a shower.

I'm sorry about that. Master Trash

But people might die. We've got to rush.

Is your girlfriend all right?

You left without her.

She is not my girlfriend. Stop calling her my girlfriend.

Besides, we are going on a demon hunt

I don't want a girl to stand on our way.

You just don’t want her to get into danger.

I read you like a book, man.

Speaking for yourself.

We just met like an hour ago.

I can't even remember her face now.

Not to mention that fact that she's a demon.

My sifu hates demons guts.

She turns me off, too.

Very annoying, you know .

Let's move.

You don't fool me.

I'm an expert.

I'm specialized in libido demons.

I can see what's going on down there.

What's the matter?

You little demon's gone.

What then?

It's got here.

No wonder it upsets my stomach every time I lay my eyes on her.

Is this stomach?

It's your heart!

Stop faking.

Suit yourself.

C'mon! Let go.

There's an inn down the road.

We can really use some services.

well, all -right.

Sifu. all the wells have been sealed tight.

This is the last one left unsealed.

Why don't we seal it now?

Not before I check what's down there.

I don't think it's a good idea.

As the protector of the world,

we are the last one to fear anything.

Sifu.

I'm duty bound to sacrifice for the greater good.

Loose!

This is where is scepter is sealed.

Amitabha

Dark scepter

Dark scepter

What a retro décor.

It gives me a strange sense of déjà vu.

No kidding. A very reminiscent aura.

A full house so late at night.

A full house so late at night.

We'd

Or first move it

before it gets too nostalgic.

Probably after a sip or our fine tea?

all right.

no need

He's shown great hospitality.

Follow me, Please.

Please

Do not drink the color master in a hurry

Please

Sit

Why's the guy sitting over there.

I just don't want him to fall down.

This is a demon

I've been hunting this demon tiger for four years

He's not getting away today.

I travelled all the way here

I'm not leaving empty-handed.

This is a native tiger.

Japs are not eligible to catch him.

Stop arguing, you guys.

We're supposed to work as a team,

Won the tiger demon

well, I don't wanna sound greedy.

I'll only take his fur.

Tiger heart for me

To be honest,

I came all the way here for the tiger penis.

Which part would you like?

No. Thanks. We're good.

We’re just looking.

Everybody is a demon

This tiger demon.

What's he done to

deserve your cruelty?

Do you grow up on shit? You shithead.

Do you have any slight idea

how many lives he's murdered?

As it's known to all,

humans don't feed on shi

You know, we've been told by our parents that

shit is not edible.

However

It's a shame that this tiger hadn't been taught by his parents that

human beings weren't their source of food.

What we Should do is to convert him into a veggie,

What we Should do is to convert him into a veggie,

instead of skinning him alive

or extracting his bones.

What does that make of us if we did it?

What does that make of us if we did it?

Do you agree with me?

Thank you for saying that.

It's so soul-touching

I think

you are one of a kind.

Thanks

By the way,

where is the demon tiger?

where is the demon tiger?

You are looking at him.

Wet you pants?

You scared?

You kidding me?

I saw cuteness in you the second I laid my eyes on you

You finally showed up

people with bad breath only deserve shit

Master Trash, do you magic.

No hurry

Wait a moment

Don't you want my heart?

Where you going? Don't you want the fur?

No. I'm good.

What did you say?

NO NO NO

Dead men don't need tiger penises.

You can have the tiger penis now.

You can have the tiger penis now.

You can have the tiger fur.

What else would you like?

Bring it on.

Jesus tltty fucking Christ. That's way too creepy.

Do you still see cuteness in me?

Stop playing tough.

The collar in your neck has told the truth

You are no tiger at all.

You're just in love with a cat who's into tigers.

You want to look the way the cat like?

Am I right?

Love drives people crazy.

You've got to admit it.

I'm the Master Trash, who is specialized in dealing with libido demons.

I'm able to see your little demon down there.

What's wrong with his little demon.

It's moved here.

it went a bit astray though.

He's not really into human flesh

He's not really into human flesh

He's not really into human flesh

Is actually a fish

Allow me to sing a song for you.

Li Xiuyuan.

Xiaojlu.

My sifu is here for you.

Thanks

Xiaojiu

Demon bag.

Here.

No! Don't'

Mr.Taoist.

Please spare his life.

He's already learned his lesson!

Leave him to me. Please.

Who are you?

You can call me Master Trash I know it sounds Ridiculous.

He won't go out there killing people

after I'm done with this session.

Tiger-hunting Lohan coming to final form.

Master Trash.

Are you all right?

Master Trash? You talking to me?

Master Trash? You talking to me?

May I have your current surname, Sir?

Luxury surname

You can call me Tiger-hunting Lohan.

You can call me Tiger-hunting Lohan.

Mr. Tiger-Master

Hello

It's my honor to make your acquaintance.

I'd appreciate it if you get your hands off me.

I'd appreciate it if you get your hands off me.

I'd appreciate it if you get your hands off me.

I'd appreciate it if you get your hands off me.

My bad

I got carried away.

It's just, I've been through too much lately.

It's just, I've been through too much lately.

I'm having a breakdown

But it's all right.

Although it was Master Trash that I set off for.

But with you, I can save the day without Master Trash.

As long as you come with me and kill the demon in the village.

kill the demon in the village?

Sir, are you serious?

I'm. fine, for the moment.

But I don’t guarantee I can still hold my shit together later.

I don't care if you are Afu

or Master Trash or Tiger-taming.

We ain't have all day.

We ain't have all day.

Why don't we talk about this identity thing on our way to the village.

Go go go!

I'm sorry, Mr.

I do see sincerity in your eyes,

But I'm descending only for

this naughty little baby.

I know we kicked it off,

but I can't talk too much

It's my duty to keep my mouth shut as an immortal.

I'll just...see you around.

Bye-bye.

Ascend.

He's not a friend in need.

Put yourself together. We've got a real hero here.

C'mere. Let me introduce you

to Taoist Baimei, my Sifu.

He's like the best demon hunter in the world.

My name is Ll Xiuyuan

A disciple of Master Xuanzhen of temple Guoqing.

My Sifu sent me on this mission to find Master Trash

and you know what happened

I’ve heard about the catastrophe.

The power of the dragon's beyond our wildest imagination

Regular Immortals are no match to him.

How much do you know about the demon?

She used to be a little Black snake.

after swallowing the dark scepter sealed under temple Guoqing.

she turned into a dragon

It's been hibernating underground for over a thousand years.

Blood will be shed at the night of the full moon

Master, with your great power,

I'm sure you can Help us out.

I'm no match either.

There is this guy who can hunt it down.

You are best of the best.

Who’s better than you? ,

But this guy's a natural born dragon slayer.

There is a dragon birthmark on this guy

You are the guy.

Get out of here.

It sounds like a make-believe.

The key to bringing down the demon dragon is to remove the dark scepter inside her body.

The only one who's able to take out the dark scepter,

is the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.

Master, you are saying that

I'm the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.

Hahaha!

Ain't you the Storyteller of the Year?

And in this chapter of the story

I guess it's time for you to transfer all of your super power to me.

which is gonna make me the best warrior,

and then I'm gonna kick the dragon's ass.

Li Xiuyuan

You need no extra super power

I know it sounds insane.

But it's just meant to be.,

Go for you sifu.

Xiaojiu.

Please escort Li xiuyuan back to village Canglong and offer your assistance.

Bring the dark scepter to me

after you take it out

I'll teach you how to seal it up.

.

You really believe I'm the one?

You really believe I'm the one?

My Sifu never gets wrong about people.

He knew you’d got what it takes long time ago.

That's why he sent me to check if you have the dragon birthmark.

He also asked me to tag along

to protect you from the demon.

You have an amazing Sifu.

My has a heart of gold.

He saved me from the demon hunter,

and took me in.

He’s like my only family.

He also teaches me the secret to immortality.

He's always there for me.

I don't have to run away from demon hunters anymore.

I don't have any friends.

You are the first one who sees me as a friend

Thank you.

So

you didn't really mean it

When you said you fell

You just wanted to see my birthmark

You are the Avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan..

You are the Avatar of Dragon-hunter Lohan..

What If you whoosh up to the heaven as an immortal?

What if you whoosh up to the heaven as an immortal?

You are obviously out of my league.

Very well then.

It saves my breath rejecting you.

Don't worry. My Sifu told me that

after he slayed the dragon

I'd gain my immortal ascendancy.

Id gain my immortal ascendancy.

well both be immortals by then.

Immortals don't fall in love.

So worry not.

That's perfect.

That's prefect.

By the way

were you just saying it

when you said you saw light glowing on me?

when you said you saw light glowing on me?

Foxes are able to see light radiating from people when they are close to them.

Foxes are able to see light radiating from people when they are close to them.

Foxes are able to see light radiating from people when they are close to them.

It’s the first time I got so close to people.

It’s the first time I got so close to people.

Actually I saw different light from you.

Actually I saw different light from you.

Was it pleasing to see?

Not bad.

would you like to see it again?

Sure.

C'mon

For the sake of our friendship.

Yeah. Why not?

My hands got all numb.

What about you?

I'm fine.

You've been all over each other for like four hours.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the Earth God.

Ain't you the carter?

Everyone's got mortgage to pay.

My flash Steed

got eaten by the demon tiger.

I gotta hoof it now.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I was expecting a free ride.

You Should go back to village Canlong ASAP.

You Should go back to village Canlong ASAP.

The demon dragon is on the way.

The demon dragon is on the way.

You'd better rush.

Demon dragon is hatching,

We'd better hustle.

Amitabha

Buddha!

Save our ass!

Sifu. Sifu, I'm back.

You slowpoke Why did it take forever?

You finally made it back

Xiuyuan.

Sifu! You always tell us to keep our cool.

Why the panic?

I was just faking it.

I was just faking it.

I'm actually chicken-hearted.

I’m afraid of the dark when alone in bed.

I'm afraid of taking a leak on my own.

I'm afraid of taking a leak on my own.

I even have a problem eating alone.

Who's the girl?

Why are you back with a girl? Where's Afu?

Where's Afu.

Afu, Aful Where are you?

Afu, Afu! Where are you?

Afu, I miss you like crazy

Afu.

Didn't he send you the map

with the address of Master Trash?

Where's master trash?

It's a long story.

To put it briefly

I thought Master Trash was Afu in the first place.

It turned out, Afu said he was Master Trash.

But after Master Trash vanquish demon tiger,

He said he was not Master Trash.

He got back in a new outfit and claimed himself as Tiger-Hunter Lohan.

Like a Sifu like a disciple.

You are such a fibber

Where is Tiger-hunter Lohan then?

Back into heaven.

What Should we do now?

No worries.

Xiaojiu is the most trustworthy partner.

Her sIfu is the best of the best among demon hunters.

Where's her sifu.

Her sifu is all booked up.

He said I was meant to take out the demon.

The demon is a dragon.

And I happen to be the avatar of Dragon-hunting Lohan.

Are you out of your freaking mind?

I tell you what.

It's a treacherous world out there.

You've been duped.

Did they talk you into remitting money at the bank?

Did they try to sell prohibitely expensive amulets to you?

Let me take a look.

It's so not fair to say that.

Sifu. It's ok you don't trust people.

But you've got to trust me.

Look at you. Don't you know you look like a big sucker?

No one is gonna buy your shit.

Look! What a large mole.

You believe me now?

Xiuyuan

It's not like I don't believe you.

It's just. I see something unique in you.

I just don't want you to get bullied.

all right. Dragon-hunting guy.

Master Dragon-hunting.

Whatever

Come back to me after you get rid of demon dragon.

talk to you later! Good luck!

Go get it.

Kick some ass.

Where are you going ? Sifu.

Run for your life.

Pleasantly Dragon-hunting guy! Please do your thing.

Li Xiuyuan You've got what it takes.

You can

I wanna believe in myself.

But look at that creature

I doubt it.

If you don't believe in yourself,

I guess we'll just believe in ourselves.

Girl, let's dash.

"

Sifu

Amitabha

Sifu, are you all right?

Xiuyuan, I'm fine.

I'm so scared.

I'm passing out.

Sifu!

Xiaojiu, Please stay with my Sifu.

I'm gonna distract him.

Okay. Leave it to me.

Be careful. Li Xiuyuan°

I'll faint again.

I am here and burn me

(Reciting a Zen Poem)

(Reciting a Zen Poem)

(Reciting a Zen Poem)

That does it!

Better off dead.

Li Xiuyuan

Dragon-hunting Lohan coming to final form.

final, final form.

Li Xiuyuan.

Ah

Where am I?

I don't know either.

I'm lost.

I think we met before.

in your dreams?

You, you are the little Black snake.

Uh, I wanna go home.

I'll take you home.

But I'm stuck here.

But i'm stuck here.

Dark scepter has been fused into my flesh.

This is the dark scepter.

Yeah, I've been waiting for you.

Get it out.

I can't. You’d die if I did.

I have to die.

so that everyone can live.

Master Xiuyuan

You are our savior.

You saved our lives.

You saved the world.

We owe you a kowtow.

Please rise. Folks.

Master, Could you tell us about how you take out the demon dragon?

Allow me to tell you the story.

As a daily routine,

We've been telling him to

sacrifice for something bigger than us..

When you are more dangerous

Be sure to come forward

Xiuyuan's finally got his enlightenment.

He'd learned the essence of my ideas.

And that explains why he singlehandedly

confronted the demon dragon.

He pointed at the nose of the dragon,

And cursed the dragon out until filled with fury.

And she opened her huge mouth.

In the belly of the demon dragon

My disciple fought with the dragon's spirit

My disciple fought with the dragon's spirit

For days

only to tie the game.

No one prevailed

would you guys like to know

how he brought the dragon down?

Sure!

Chillax! Chillax! Allow me to elaborate on it.

Life hanging by a thread.

my disciple Xiuyuan

took out the diamond sutra that I gave him,

and started to chant the scriptures.

and started to chant the scriptures.

The demon dragon's spirit start to break down in agony

Blood oozing out of his seven orifices

And vanished in a puff of smoke.

Amitabha

Say something. It's your moment.

Sifu, I murdered a life.

You don't call that a murder.

It was a demon dragon. You are a hero.

You just eliminated the biggest threat to the world.

Right?

Yeah

I tell you what

I put in a hell lot of efforts making him a hero.

Discipline

What's wrong with Master Xiuyuan.

Is he tired out?

Does he suffer from an internal trauma.

Poor little Xiuyuan.

I feel like offering my consolation.

Let's celebrate it.

Xiuyuan°

Sifu

The little Black snake

Eat something wrong

and got possessed by the demon.

She was in enormous pain,

and lost hold of herself.

She wanted me to bring an end to her life

Xiuyuan

You did the right thing.

You did the right thing.

Why was it me who had to took her life?

Cause you are the avatar of the dragon-hunter Lohan

You did it for the greater good.

all mortal lives are created equal.

Shouldn't we deem a snake's life as equally valuable?

Why don't we talk about it in the future?

It's our first priority to seal the dark scepter.

I gave it to Xiaojiu.

You what?

The dark scepter never gets to leave temple Guoqing! Don't you know it?

Xiaojiu's sifu said he was gonna seal it up.

Dragon-hunting Lohan's gold statue is kept here.

And the dark scepter can't be sealed elsewhere.

I knew the Black Raksasa was gonna rise from hell.

What if he lays his hands on the scepter?

I dread thinking about it.

Many Lives will be slaughtered.

Blood will be shed.

Sifu, why didn't you tell me earlier?

I'll go get it back.

Did I not?

Damn. Please forgive my sin.

Amitabha

Buddha bless.

It's been three thousand years

I've finally got my scepter back.

Sifu!

Xiaojiu

Our great cause will succeed soon.

After we kill Li Xiuyuan,

And destroy the the gold statue of the Dragon-hunting Lohan.

we will be able to unleash the power of the dark scepter.

And become the dominator of both the immortal and demon realms.

Until then

You'll be conferred of the title of Guardian God,

inferior to one, and superior to all.

And there is no need to live on the run anymore.

Dark Raksasa!

You are dark raksasa!

Sifu

It's been a con.

Li Xiuyuan.

Xiaojiu.

My sifu is the Dark Raksasa.

He's going to kill you,

and destroy the gold statue of the Dragon-hunting Lohan.

I'm fooled.

We're all fooled.

Xiaojiu.

You think you are going to get away with it?

Slow down.

Li Xiuyuan.

I knew you'd rat me out. You nasty fox blmbo.

You give up on everything for this lowlife monk.

Lowlife

Bring the gold statue from temple Guoqing

In exchange of the fox.

Tonight

A massive human sacrifice will be offered to this dark scepter.

The later you are back with the statue, the more people will die.

bless the blessing

Sifu! Sifu!

What are you doing here?

Where's the gold statue.

What gold statue?

What're you talking about?

Sifu. You know what I'm saying.

Where is the gold statue?

What are you doing with the gold statue.

Sifu, I'm begging you.

tell me already!

Where is the gold statue?

The gold statue is not leaving Temple Guoqing.

Sifu

Xiaojiu was held as hostage by Dark Raksasa.

I'm gonna offer the statue in exchange of her.

Xiuyuan. How Could you do this for a woman?

Fine, I'm telling you.

The gold statue's been kept inside this Buddha.

If it's your plan to put everyone in peril in order to save one woman's life

Just go ahead and take it.

Never ever sifu me again.

What're you doing .

Xiuyuan, don't do it!

Dark Raksasa's been manipulating you into retrieving his scepter,

and destroying your own gold statue.

Don't you know that?

Let's see if your Buddha would save your lives.

Xiuyuan. Don't!

Your gold statue would be destroyed with the fall of the Buddha.

Go to hell!

Blood sacrifice to the scepter.

No! No!

Sifu

a life is a life.

I don't kill one for many.

What's the point in saving the world

if I can't save the one.

Dark Raksasa.Knock the shit off.

Xiaojiu.

This is the skeletal remains you want

No!

Xiaojiu

Coming to final form!

Watch out

Xiaojiu

Xiaojiu

Are you all right?

Dragon-hunting Lohan

Don't cry.

What a shame.

we're not gonna be immortal friends in heaven.

Stay with me, Xiaojiu.

You are gonna be ok, Xiaojiu

Xiaojiu

Could you Please,

let me see

Let see the glow of you.

xiaojiu.

You guys can live happily ever after! In hell!

Bro, I'm back.

That's what a friend's for.

I’m, revenging.

You son of a whore

I'm gonna kick your ass.

Tiger-hunting pigulism.

Earth God. What are you doing here.

I just got here. I hope it's not too late.

I have an idea. It may be the final resort.

What is it?

Ring the bell!

Massive bell tolled, sacred mantra chanted.

Upward towards heaven, and downward towards hell.

Let's send him back to hell,

and seal the dark scepter.

The bell is here.

The bell is here.

The bell is here.

Xiuyuan

I’ve used up my chakara.

A bunch of douchebags.

I covered the wrong guy.

Ridiculous! I don't get stuck in a bell.

Pooh! You took advantage of me.

Shoot! You got my first kiss.

Forget about it.

I wanna puke.

The bell is breaking apart.

seal it up with the Diamond Sutra. Scumbag.

It’s like I can only seal It with my body.

Bro, I’ll get your back.

Don’t do it. you'll be stuck in the mortal world forever.

Xiuyuan.

No

No

I'm ready!

Let’s do it.

Go to hell!

Amitabha

Amitabha

Sifu

Afu.

Sifu

Afu.

Sifu. I've searched high and low without meeting my master.

Xiuyuan is already back.

Has he got Master Trash?

Where's the demon?

Are you sure you are Afu?

It's me, Sifu.

Am I out of my mind?

Aint Afu Master Trash?

he tamed the tiger.

He called himself Master Trash

And after a change of outfit, he became Tiger-taming Lohan.

Xiuyuan was back in town afterwards.

He was the dragon hunter.

After a change of outfit, he became Dragon-hunting Lohan.

They worked together and slayed the Dark Raksasa,

and rose to heaven.

Sifu, are you insane?

Afu. You are him, right?

Yep. Sifu.

Afu, I'm glad you are back.

Me so lonely. Poor little me.

I'm in a muddle.

Same here.

On my way back.

I saw a guy who looked just identical to my young master

but he didn't admit he was the young master.

Where's he? Waiting outside.

He said he was coming to meet with you.

Get him here already.

Sifu, I wanna be a monk,

and save the world.

Afu (aka Tiger-hunting koiran g Master Trash)