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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,220 Last season on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:04,221 - We have the six totems, but you can't fight 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,182 what you can't see. What if the only way to kill 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,532 Mallus is to let him out? 5 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,883 - Guys, we did it! - My father's Time Stone. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,841 - He died to give you a second chance. 7 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,539 Don't waste it. 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:22,370 - Whose brilliant idea was it to let an ancient demon 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,154 out of his bloody cage? 10 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,504 Well, you opened a door, love, 11 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:29,551 and Mallus wasn't the only thing that got out. 12 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,037 reporter: The newest musical sensation 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,429 to cross the Atlantic-- 14 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:40,344 a group of young men from Liverpool 15 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:42,390 who call themselves the Beatles 16 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,523 have just arrived at JFK. 17 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,959 The Beatles. 18 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:48,961 That's B-E-A-T, 19 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:52,052 because that's the way they keep the beat. 20 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,186 - Hey, Z, if you had to sleep with one, 21 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:57,709 which one would it be? 22 00:00:57,753 --> 00:01:00,060 - How can you even tell them apart? 23 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,713 - Well, Paul's the cute one, 24 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,542 George is the quiet one, there's Ringo-- 25 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,414 - Never met an Englishman I haven't wanted to 26 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:07,458 punch in the face. 27 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:08,764 - Relax, Mick, 28 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,200 if it wasn't for the British Invasion, 29 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:11,854 there would be no Rolling Stones, 30 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,161 no Led Zep, 31 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,032 no Black Sabbath. 32 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,381 - Black Sabbath. - Yup. 33 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:19,383 - Well, then we-- we need to protect 34 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:20,906 these mopheads from whatever's 35 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,908 screwing up history. - That's right, Mick. 36 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,433 - So, Gideon sent us on a wild goose chase. 37 00:01:25,476 --> 00:01:27,261 This event in history is playing out 38 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,132 exactly as it should. 39 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:33,093 - The British are coming! 40 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,703 The British are coming! 41 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,139 - Interesting fact: the real Paul Revere didn't 42 00:01:36,183 --> 00:01:38,924 actually say-- Oh, my God, it's Paul Revere! 43 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,971 - I got this. 44 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:45,148 Where am I? Why are all those women screaming? 45 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,672 - And now for the midnight ride of Ray Revere. 46 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:48,717 Sorry. 47 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,022 Nate Revere to the rescue. 48 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,808 - Now ring the alarm back in 1775. 49 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,115 - I got a country to save, suckers! 50 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,812 - See ya back on the ship, Nate. 51 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:59,119 - The British are coming! The British are coming! 52 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,642 Whoo! 53 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 54 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,398 Oh, come on. 55 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:20,662 We just met the Beatles and saved Fourth of July. 56 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,752 - No, it's cool; it's just all becoming... 57 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,841 I don't know. Old hat. 58 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:27,930 - Yeah, we did spend all of last night year returning 59 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,845 displaced people to their proper place in history. 60 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,803 - Four years doing the same old crap. 61 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:34,023 - Yeah, I'm beginning to think Wally had the right idea-- 62 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:37,766 taking time off, clearing his head, traveling the world. 63 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,028 Speaking of the same old crap, 64 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,769 isn't that what he did last year? 65 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,206 - Look, all I know is, Constantine promised us new, 66 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:46,557 mysterious monsters, so where they all hiding? 67 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,211 - I'm confused. 68 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:51,910 We are all happy that there was only one dragon, right? 69 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,564 We don't want to be fighting werewolves in the Alamo. 70 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,044 - Eh. 71 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:58,221 - Well, it would be good for our ratings. 72 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,790 The Time Bureau rates all their employees. 73 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,575 But don't worry. We have a few dedicated fans. 74 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:06,229 - Yeah, Gary doesn't count. 75 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:09,580 - Who gives a damn about Time Pig ratings? 76 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,582 I want dragons. 77 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:16,239 Don't you get it? Constantine was wrong. 78 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:19,721 Our crazy plan to let Mallus out worked. 79 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:20,983 Finally, we're not screw-ups 80 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,854 forced to clean up our own mess. 81 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:27,816 For once in our lives, we are actual heroes. 82 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,384 - Captain, I'm receiving a communiqué 83 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,081 from Director Sharpe. 84 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,866 Ooh! 85 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,303 - Put her on, Gideon. 86 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,915 - Captain Lance, 87 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,308 I would like you and your team to report 88 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,223 to the Time Bureau immediately. 89 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,615 - Copy that. 90 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,269 Gideon, set a course for Star City- 91 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,140 - I'm not talking about our field office, Miss Lance. 92 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:51,274 I meant our Time Bureau Headquarters in D.C. 93 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,406 Over and out. 94 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,278 - Dammit! 95 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,802 Who told Ava about the dragon? 96 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,032 - You sure that you can't tell us what all this is about? 97 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,295 - Oh, I'd love to, but the boss-lady will kill me. 98 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,557 - Mick. 99 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,559 - Talk. 100 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:16,995 - I can't. Director Sharpe said-- 101 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,519 - Whatever Ava threatened is nothing 102 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,347 compared to what I'm about to do to you. 103 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,783 - You told her about the dragon head, didn't you, Gary? 104 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,524 No. - Did Constantine 105 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,960 get you to squeal? - I wish. 106 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,788 - We looked; there are no more monsters. 107 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:29,312 - This isn't what you think. 108 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,446 Then what the hell is it? 109 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,361 Surprise! 110 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,976 - On behalf of the Time Bureau, I would like to recognize 111 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:45,676 Captain Lance and her crew for fixing the final Anachronism. 112 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,895 Congratulations! 113 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,163 - Well, it means that... 114 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,078 Paul Revere was 115 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,427 the final crack in the timeline. 116 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,908 You, my friends, fixed history. 117 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:02,824 - The same history we broke. - Just take the win. 118 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,739 - I don't want your stinking medal. 119 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,306 - There's an open bar. 120 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:14,183 - Sorry, Sara, I know you don't like surprises, but... 121 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,228 - I like this one. 122 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:19,580 Now I was thinking maybe you could give me a tour 123 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:22,234 of the Headquarters, Director Sharpe. 124 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,897 - Gee, I really wonder how 125 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:36,379 she managed to escape from the Time Bureau. 126 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,772 - Yeah... 127 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:41,471 I mean--I mean, if I had to-- 128 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:42,907 if I had to guess, 129 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:46,911 I'd probably say that someone must have given Nora 130 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,348 her dead father's Time Stone. 131 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,828 And furthermore, that someone must have done it 132 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,701 in hopes that she would turn over a new leaf in life. 133 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:57,269 - Sounds like that someone forgot about Nora's serious 134 00:05:57,313 --> 00:06:01,448 lack of ethics--around a murder, for one... 135 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,842 But that someone must have had 136 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:08,019 a really big heart to give her a second chance. 137 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,980 You're a good guy, Ray Palmer. 138 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,553 - Okay, I gotta go. - No, no, no... 139 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,337 - Yes, I gotta get back to the ship. 140 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,165 The Legends aren't used to being on furlough. 141 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,950 - Come on, they will be fine for one night. 142 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,257 Besides, I was hoping that you 143 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,565 and your team would be spending more time here in 2018. 144 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,697 But mostly, you know... 145 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,396 You, with me... 146 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,443 In this apartment. 147 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:43,359 - Ava Sharpe. 148 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,230 Are you trying to make a kept woman out of me? 149 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:48,146 What? No! I wouldn't dare. 150 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:50,148 I'm... just... 151 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,889 saying that, you know, 152 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:53,456 since you fixed all the Anachronisms 153 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,633 maybe you wouldn't mind being kept, 154 00:06:56,677 --> 00:07:00,028 just part of the time. 155 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,117 It would be fun to come home to you. 156 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,863 I'm sorry. 157 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:11,474 Oh, that was stupid. 158 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,171 You just got back into town, and here I am hitching 159 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,435 the old U-Haul to the back of the Subaru. 160 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,219 It was stupid. No, no. 161 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:21,005 Hey, it wasn't that. I'm... 162 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,660 I'm just thinking and... 163 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:27,229 I'm ready to take the next step. 164 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,188 I... 165 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:32,016 am ready 166 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,411 to be a partially kept woman. 167 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:39,894 Come here. 168 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,809 Mm. Mm! 169 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:44,812 Okay, so why don't you, uh, rustle us up 170 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:46,161 another bottle of champagne, 171 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,510 and let's make this thing official. 172 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,469 - That, I can do. 173 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,876 - Hello, John. 174 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,706 - You know, tonight really isn't 175 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,013 a night for celebration, Sara. 176 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:15,190 The darkness, it's rising. 177 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:19,934 And what does that even mean? 178 00:08:19,977 --> 00:08:22,197 - Mallus wasn't the only prisoner to escape 179 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:25,461 when you decided to pull back the veil between our worlds. 180 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,723 - And yet for the past five months, 181 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,246 the Timeline has been quiet. 182 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,857 If you wanted to come and see me, 183 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,075 all you had to do was ask. 184 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,730 - Five months is a blink of an eye 185 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:36,907 for an immortal monster. 186 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,430 Look, this is your bloody mess, Sara, 187 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,215 so stop playing tiddlywinks with the missus 188 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,912 and get ready for the fight that's coming. 189 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,919 This is who you are? 190 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:53,881 Fuzzy throws and fluffy pink slippers? 191 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,015 - I like my pink fluffy slippers. 192 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,583 - Okay, reunion's over. 193 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,671 Time to go. 194 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,074 - The knuckle bones of a martyred saint, obviously. 195 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,859 They act as a divining rod able to detect the presence 196 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,340 of beings not belonging to our world. 197 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,516 - My team spent the last five months scouring the Timeline 198 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,387 for another one of your mystical creatures. 199 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:26,478 you wanna know what we found? Nothing. 200 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:29,220 - What the hell are you doing here? 201 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,574 - Yeah, everything is great. 202 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,359 - I was just telling Sara-- - About an exorcism 203 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,404 that he has to do tomorrow in Georgetown. 204 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:43,191 It's really nothing you wanna hear before bedtime. 205 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:44,845 Come back again soon now, John. 206 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,021 Don't be shy about that doorbell. 207 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,458 - I'll be seeing you around, Sharpie. 208 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,769 - Should I be worried about your ex-lover breaking 209 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,901 into my apartment, or... 210 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,208 - Well, I thought that... 211 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,732 this was our apartment. 212 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:06,606 You are smooth. 213 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,305 Don't forget the bubbly. 214 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,623 Bollocks. 215 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,803 - Mick, what are you still doing here? 216 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,065 - Machine's still spinning, 217 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,544 and I'm still standing. 218 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,068 Hook me up with one of those. 219 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,591 Now that we fixed our last Anachronism, 220 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,375 it's only a matter of time before the Bureau 221 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,335 puts us out to pasture, which blows, 222 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,424 because being a Legend was the only thing I was good at. 223 00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,078 - Well, speak for yourself. 224 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,688 I was a great criminal. 225 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,690 - At least we got these cool medals. 226 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,214 - Actually, the medal has to remain top secret, 227 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,781 because no one can know about time travel, 228 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,435 so I'll just take these back now for safe-keeping-- 229 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,351 - What do you say you and I find some real action? 230 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,875 - Mick, I am 100% down. 231 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,747 - Ooh! I'll come with. 232 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,584 - I could have just called us an Uber. 233 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,282 - You ready to steal something pretty? 234 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:17,415 yeah. 235 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,939 I could do some light theft. 236 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,375 - What is this, spring break? 237 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,029 I'm talking about a felony. 238 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,335 Now get in! 239 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,163 If we're gonna rob a house, we really should 240 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,296 make sure there's stuff in there worth stealing. 241 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,515 And I think I know just the neighborhood. 242 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,310 - Mick, wait, wait, wait! You are so aggressive. 243 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,704 Why don't you look for a spare key? 244 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:47,054 - Good spotting, pretty. - Yeah. 245 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,360 I'm a real criminal mastermind. 246 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,722 Bingo. 247 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,123 - Yes, I'd like to report a robbery. 248 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,343 - You will do nothing of the sort. 249 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:19,216 Oh, Nate, it is so good to see you! 250 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,392 - What the hell is going on here? 251 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,395 - Um, Mick... these are my parents. 252 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:28,486 - I am Dorothy Heywood; you can call me Dot. Hi. 253 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,054 - And uh, this is my dad, Hank. 254 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,056 - Henry Heywood. 255 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,711 And I believe one of my great grandmother's 256 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,367 silver candlesticks has found its way into your coat. 257 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:44,764 - Oh, you have exquisite taste in silver, Mr.... 258 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,548 - Rory. Mick Rory, 259 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,724 of the Central City Rorys. 260 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,204 - We didn't mean to scare you, Mom. 261 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,858 I thought you'd be up by Martha's Vineyard 262 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,207 this time of year. 263 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,730 - Oh, we were! But your father just took 264 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,254 a very exciting job at the Pentagon. 265 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,430 - We'll--we'll get going, right, Mick? 266 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:02,390 - Good idea. - Don't be ridiculous. 267 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,306 Mr. Rory, do you like sandwiches? 268 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,481 - Bet your ass, I do ma'am. 269 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,917 - Wonderful, then, um, 270 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,528 I'm gonna fix you boys a little midnight snack. 271 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,662 You too, Henry; you're one of the boys. 272 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,841 - Gary, wake up! 273 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,193 - I got a hunch there might be a monster loose in history. 274 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:26,109 - Like the dragon you made me not tell Director Sharpe about? 275 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,242 - Exactly. 276 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,724 No. 277 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,814 The Timeline's only showing a few burps. 278 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,555 This is the only significant one. 279 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,949 - What if there's a creature that no one's noticed yet? 280 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,038 - The only way people wouldn't notice a monster is 281 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,127 if it was hiding. 282 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,651 - Or if they were on drugs. 283 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,305 I'm gonna go check it out. 284 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,133 - Ooh, I'll come with! - Nope. 285 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:52,962 - But if you're going back to 1969, you're gonna need-- 286 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,834 - Your time courier. 287 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,452 And don't give me any of that 288 00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,715 routine maintenance on the jumpship crap. 289 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,499 - Yeah, no. I wouldn't do that. 290 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:12,634 I--I had Gideon monitor the Time Bureau. 291 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,550 Someone over there pulled up unusual activity in Woodstock, 292 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,769 1969. - You think it's Nora, 293 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,902 and if the Time Bureau finds her first, 294 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,905 she's going to tell them you're the one who helped her escape. 295 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,777 Ray, I'm not going to let you get on that jumpship. 296 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:26,735 - But-- 297 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,869 - Not without me. - Oh, good. 298 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,609 I was not looking forward to dealing 299 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,742 with those hippies on my own. 300 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,661 - I'm goin' up the country 301 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:43,491 Baby, don't you wanna go? 302 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,623 I'm goin' up the country 303 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:49,192 Baby, don't you wanna go? 304 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:52,630 I'm goin' to some place where I've never been before 305 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,458 - Give peace a chance. 306 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:57,026 Together, we can end the war in Vietnam. 307 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:59,376 Hey! 308 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,596 Yeah, this place is groovy. 309 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:04,773 - So, tell me, why would Nora Time Stone to the least 310 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,080 evil event in history? 311 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:10,257 Maybe she's turning over a new, non-evil leaf, 312 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,389 inspired by yours truly. 313 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,217 - Right. 314 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,958 - All right. 315 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,700 - Oh, it's my old trusty Eagle Scout compass. 316 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,702 I thought we could locate the epicenter of the temporal 317 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,051 disturbance the old-fashioned way. 318 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,836 - It sounds like a blast, Ray. - Yeah! 319 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,579 - 197, 198, 199... 320 00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,843 - Sorry, Ray. Looks like Nora's in the wind. 321 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:43,943 Ray? Ray! 322 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,422 - It's beautiful. 323 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,251 It's like some sort of magical pixie goo. 324 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,601 - No, not that. That! 325 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:55,650 - Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 326 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:59,610 Why? Who would wanna kill hippies at Woodstock? 327 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,786 Literally ripping people's hearts out! 328 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,920 - Now that's the Nora I remember. 329 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,016 - You certainly can eat a lot of sandwiches, 330 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,365 Mr. Rory. 331 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,280 Where did you get those big muscles? 332 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:20,457 - Prison. 333 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,459 What a hoot! 334 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,287 Isn't he a hoot, Henry? 335 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,159 - He's a real barrel of laughs. 336 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,813 Excuse me. 337 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,688 - So you just drop in on us in the middle of the night, 338 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,343 after barely a phone call for the past two years? 339 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:37,692 - I know, Dad, I'm sorry. 340 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:41,043 I've just been busy. 341 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,089 - History stuff. 342 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,787 You know, the same stuff you never took seriously. 343 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,050 - Maybe that's because deductive historical 344 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:52,141 reconstruction isn't an actual profession! 345 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,144 I'm sorry. 346 00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,714 So should I have your mother just grab her checkbook 347 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,021 now, or would you prefer your friend here swipe it out 348 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,284 of her purse on the way out? - It would be easy either way. 349 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,589 - I don't want your money, dad. 350 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,679 - Honestly, I don't know. 351 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,725 - You don't-- 352 00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,292 we had a name for people like you, 353 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,771 back in my day-- - Oh. 354 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,382 Here comes the big rant about hippies, go ahead. 355 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:16,774 - To tell the truth, 356 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,080 I have nothing but pity for those people. 357 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,301 - Since they were slaughtered like lambs back in '69. 358 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:24,043 Look, I'm not saying the Woodstock Massacre 359 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,174 was their fault, 360 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,742 but it wasn't not their fault either. 361 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,180 Mom, thanks for the sandwiches! 362 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,312 - Wha-- 363 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,619 - There's something wrong with history. 364 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,493 - Not Noras. Hi! 365 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:42,104 Not Nora, not Nora... 366 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,717 definitely not Nora. 367 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,763 - Ray, I really don't need to hear your inner dialogue. 368 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,895 - Sorry, I'm just-- I'm--I'm--I'm nervous, 369 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,768 and upset. I mean, how could she be so heartless? 370 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,422 Pun not intended. 371 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,990 - Well, her father did give her over to a demon-loving cult so. 372 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,777 - Hey, what are you doing at Woodstock? 373 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,126 - Probably the same thing as you are, 374 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,129 looking for whatever is messing with history. 375 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,828 Huh, I think I just saw Joan Baez talking to 376 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,657 Carlos Santana. Woodstock-- 377 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,791 - Turns into a massacre. 378 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,272 - Yeah, buddy. 379 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:26,888 - Hey! 380 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,151 - Woodstock is no longer remembered as three days of 381 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,328 peace and love, but instead, the end of the hippie movement. 382 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,157 Reports from survivors are sketchy at best. 383 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,942 But what they all could agree upon was there was a series of 384 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,076 grisly murders that ultimately lead to a deadly stampede 385 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,905 when 400,000 kids try to escape the festival at once. 386 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,777 - Yeah, Ray and I just saw a body in the woods 387 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,692 with a gaping hole in its chest. 388 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,998 We think that Nora did it. 389 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,652 - Well, that's a relief. 390 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,393 - Yeah, it means we're in the clear. 391 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,873 Look, it's not our fault the Time Bureau let Nora escape. 392 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,266 - Guys, come check this out. 393 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,094 - Don't panic, I left Mick alone here. 394 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,183 He's itching to punch a hippie. 395 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:03,794 - That's not good. 396 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:11,672 - Twilight Sparkle come to life. 397 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,242 - Dude, we're brony bros. 398 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,680 - Mick, join the herd! - Outta my way. 399 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,203 - Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? 400 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,206 - Well, it's not a dragon, but it'll have to do. 401 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,470 - Mick, hold on, it's not like it's hurting anyone. 402 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,827 - We didn't screw things up for the better this year. 403 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,569 We screwed things up for the more magical. 404 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,752 - It's beautiful! 405 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,239 - Oh my God! 406 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,546 - What! 407 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,252 - Oh my God! Is it-- 408 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,515 - Yup, yup. It's eating her heart. 409 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:13,995 I'm gonna be sick. 410 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,261 - Mick, shoot it. - Shoot it! 411 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:25,224 Damn horse is fire-proof. 412 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,538 - I hate glitter. 413 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,068 - Okay, we can fix this 414 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,940 before the Time Bureau even has to know about it. 415 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,333 Can we? 416 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,422 - Look, Ava still thinks of me as the woman 417 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,294 who saved the world last year, and I don't 418 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,905 want her to know that there's a whole new problem with history. 419 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,168 - Yeah, that we basically created. 420 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,954 - You go find the unicorn, 421 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,696 and I'll go find Constantine. 422 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,001 - Yup. 423 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,003 Every time. 424 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,311 Somebody can't read bloody signs. 425 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:11,922 You don't know that there's a "do not disturb" sign 426 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,489 on the bloody door? 427 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,230 Sara. 428 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,494 Yeah, uh--I can't talk right now, love. 429 00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,280 I've got a threesome that's about to pop off 430 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,499 in here with some contortionists. 431 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:26,154 - You were right. 432 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,374 - Ah. 433 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:29,853 What was that now? 434 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,507 - You were right! 435 00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:34,641 There's a magical creature at Woodstock. Now let's go! 436 00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:37,252 - You know, for someone with a time traveling machine, 437 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,298 you seem to be in an awful hurry. 438 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,301 - John, the unicorn has already gored two hippies. 439 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,914 - Yeah. 440 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,351 - Well, all right, I'm in. But first, I need to know, 441 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:53,877 was any of your team musked by the beast? 442 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:55,226 - If that's what you're calling 443 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:58,055 its sparkle-sauce, then, yeah. Why? 444 00:21:58,099 --> 00:22:03,539 - Oh, they're in for one hell of a ride. 445 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:10,329 Man, I wish my dad could see us 446 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,809 now hunting a bloodthirsty creature through Woodstock. 447 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,159 - What's the beef between you and your old man anyway? 448 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,596 He hit you? - No. 449 00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:18,380 - Nope. 450 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,165 - Did he dress up like a clown and scare the hell out of you? 451 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,080 No. 452 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:26,040 He was emotionally unavailable to me when I was growing up. 453 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,172 - Yeah. 454 00:22:28,216 --> 00:22:29,913 To the whole world, my dad was this great 455 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,916 larger-than-life guy, but to me, 456 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,527 he was just cold. 457 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:38,531 - Boo-hoo! 458 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,104 I'm not your dad! 459 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:55,417 I'm sorry I didn't follow in your footsteps and enlist. 460 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:58,333 But for your information, I had a medal pinned to my chest, 461 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,727 only you don't have the clearance to see it! 462 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,081 - I'm getting something off my chest. 463 00:23:07,124 --> 00:23:08,343 And you know what, Hank? 464 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,040 It feels pretty good. 465 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:13,479 I just wish for once, you would tell me you're proud of me 466 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:16,786 no matter what I do with my life. 467 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,135 You know what I'd say? 468 00:23:20,224 --> 00:23:22,531 I love you. 469 00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:24,838 - I love you too. 470 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,623 - I thought you were dead. 471 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,322 - I thought you were dead on the inside. 472 00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:45,293 - ♪ I've been waiting for a long time ♪ 473 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:49,732 - Ray. Ray, my hand is glowing. 474 00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:52,039 Can you see it? - No. 475 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,258 It looks like your hand. - No, no. 476 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:57,436 You gotta open your eyes, man. 477 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:01,091 It's all around us. 478 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,182 - Love. 479 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:10,013 Oh, those hippies had the right idea. 480 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,276 Woodstock is beautiful. 481 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:18,413 What's wrong, Ray? 482 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:23,853 - You were hoping to see Nora here. 483 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,725 You like her, Ray-Ray! 484 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,074 - No, no! 485 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:28,510 I do not like Nora. 486 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:32,732 - Uh-huh, because you love her. 487 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,908 - No-o, no! 488 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,432 The only reason I ever want to see Nora Darhk again is 489 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,129 so that I can take the Time Stone back and 490 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,349 I can lock her up in the Time Bureau. 491 00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,743 Oh my God, she's here! 492 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,749 - You know, a unicorn is no bloody joke. 493 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:53,274 You might want to get your ol' girlfriend on the blower. 494 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,363 You didn't tell Director Sharpe 495 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,887 that you let all the monsters out to play, did you? 496 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,933 - Ava and I are in a great place right now. 497 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,848 Better than great. 498 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,807 In fact, she asked me to move in with her, and I said yes. 499 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:08,158 So, why rock the boat unless absolutely necessary? 500 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,986 - Because when the boat eventually tips, 501 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,119 you'll both bloody drown. - Nice. 502 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,468 - I'm just trying to look after you, love. 503 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,036 You and I are similar; we're both survivors. 504 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,429 But our survival comes at a terrible cost. 505 00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:21,563 Look, you can take it from a man who's caused nothing 506 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,696 but misery to everyone he's ever loved. 507 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,699 Trust me, end it with Ava before it's too late. 508 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,657 - You ever think that you cause misery 509 00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:32,182 not because of some romantic "I was born to walk alone" crap, 510 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,967 but because you're an ass 511 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:35,185 who doesn't know how to trust people? 512 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,622 - You know, I trust 513 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,711 that people around me get hurt, killed, 514 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,147 or far, far worse-- 515 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,844 - You think that I'm not scared? 516 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,585 That I don't know grief? 517 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:46,632 I'm not willing to turn my back on life, 518 00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:50,592 because that is exactly what you're doing, John. 519 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:53,247 Our friends and family, they don't make us weaker; 520 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,249 they make us stronger. 521 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,644 You know what you need? 522 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:02,212 You need to be a part of a team. 523 00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:23,625 - This is King Solomon's original grimoire-- 524 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,627 The oldest magical textbook in existence. 525 00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:29,718 Now, if there's a spell to quell our equine friend, 526 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:31,415 it'll be in here. 527 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:34,375 - Well, not to pressure you, but the entire fate of 528 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,246 the sexual revolution is in the balance here. 529 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:38,422 - It is my favorite revolution. 530 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:42,557 - John! Welcome aboard. - Hey, Ray big-man! 531 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,690 Glad to see you're all back from the land of milk 532 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,474 and honey. - I'm still a little 533 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,997 fuzzy on how exactly we were-- 534 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,651 - Roofied by a horse. 535 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,567 - That beast sprays a powerful mind-altering hallucinogen 536 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,656 to disarm its prey. 537 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,397 Ah! 538 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,921 "How to expel a magical creature 539 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,619 from the mortal realm." 540 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,186 Now the ingredients for this spell aren't so easy 541 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,666 to come by. 542 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:06,886 Don't suppose any of you lot have the saliva 543 00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,149 from a nine-fingered man, now do you? 544 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:11,847 - You could chop off one of my pinkies. 545 00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,241 - No, Ray. Don't be the Giving Tree. 546 00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:17,810 Now, as every Deadhead knows, 547 00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:20,551 Jerry Garcia was missing most of his middle finger 548 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:23,642 on his right hand from a wood chopping accident. 549 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:27,515 - Cool, so how do we get his saliva? 550 00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:39,222 - Jerry, my man! 551 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:40,833 Can I get a hit of that? 552 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,968 - This doobie will make you fly. 553 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,014 - Cool, cool. 554 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,324 Spin-move! - Hey! 555 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:55,891 Not cool. 556 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:59,503 - We need the Protection Stone of a powerful shaman. 557 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,029 - Watch it... 558 00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:05,684 - Go ask Alice 559 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,337 When she's ten feet tall 560 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,426 - Brother. 561 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,038 - And the lock of a doomed woman. 562 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,694 - When the men on the chessboard 563 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:20,350 Get up and tell you where to go 564 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,091 - Janis, this is-- this is quite the honor. 565 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:25,399 - Little robot man. - Hi. 566 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:26,400 My mom is a huge fan. 567 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:33,189 - And for our final ingredient... 568 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:37,106 - I think she'll know 569 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,586 - Quis virginem. 570 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:39,848 - When logic 571 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:42,764 - A virgin. 572 00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:45,680 Ha! 573 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,987 Good luck with that; this is the least celibate 574 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:49,858 place in history. 575 00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:51,425 - Yeah, apparently virgins are 576 00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:53,383 like catnip to unicorns 577 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:54,863 and we need one to volunteer. 578 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,040 Rory, do you see any virgins where you're at? 579 00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:06,962 - No. - Oh, come to think of it... 580 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,399 I do know one virgin. 581 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:12,576 - No, not a chance. 582 00:29:14,013 --> 00:29:16,145 - This feels wrong. - Well don't worry, we'll be 583 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:19,714 watching from a short distance, and you'll be...fine. 584 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,281 - What am I supposed to do with the pomegranate? 585 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:24,240 - Oh, the unicorns, they can't get enough of them, mate. 586 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,589 - Yeah that, and human hearts. 587 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:28,592 - So, the pomegranate is the bait? 588 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:31,421 - Yeah, we wouldn't put an interim member 589 00:29:31,465 --> 00:29:34,076 of our team in jeopardy, right guys? 590 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,952 Well, then. 591 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:42,606 Uh, one more question, are you sure that I'm a virgin 592 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,521 because that thing we did-- 593 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,610 - Positive, mate. 594 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:54,836 - Yoo-hoo! Mr. Unicorn! 595 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,100 Come get this nice, juicy, red pomegranate. 596 00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:01,756 - Admit it, this is fun working with a team. 597 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,410 - Well if ol' Gary gets eaten alive, 598 00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:04,846 it only goes to prove my point: 599 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:07,849 People who care about us die. 600 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,808 - Oh, nothing mate. 601 00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,331 You're golden, carry on, yeah? 602 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:14,900 Oh, hold it up--up a bit. More! 603 00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:17,119 That's the money. 604 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:31,133 - Come on, pretty pony. 605 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:33,875 Come on, come on. 606 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,967 Enjoy your snack. 607 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,887 Oh no, that's not pomegranate juice, is it 608 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:48,672 - John, whatever you're gonna do, do it now! 609 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:51,240 - All right, here goes. 610 00:30:58,682 --> 00:31:01,163 - I don't wanna die a virgin! 611 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:18,659 - Seriously, you're meditating right now? 612 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:20,922 - John, hurry! 613 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,650 - Come on, John. 614 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:16,630 - Help! Help! 615 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:57,888 - Just a scratch. 616 00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:01,022 - Sent that bastard straight to hell, didn't I? 617 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:05,679 Yup, folks, that is some Grade A magic right there. 618 00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,811 - Maybe the Bureau will up our ratings. 619 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,639 People do love the supernatural. 620 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:13,078 - Gary, you're like really bleeding. 621 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,601 - Ah! 622 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,647 The unicorn bit my nipple off! 623 00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:20,346 - Hey, maybe Gideon can make you a new one. 624 00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:22,957 - Forget it, mate. Come on, it's a badge of honor. 625 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,177 You see, my soul is heading straight to hell, 626 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:29,181 but your nipple--it just got there first, that's all. 627 00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:32,097 - It's like we're two birds of the same, dark feather. 628 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,751 - Yeah, yeah, that's right, mate. 629 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,623 Come on, let's grab a beer. 630 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,016 All right? 631 00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:40,975 Now about this whole virgin situation. 632 00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,905 - Nathaniel... 633 00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,951 I assumed you would have left town by now. 634 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:04,694 - Yeah, I decided to stay a couple extra days. 635 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:08,481 - Let me guess, you got fired from whatever online college 636 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:10,526 you conned into hiring you. 637 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,268 - Sweet burn, Hank, but um... 638 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,096 I was just... 639 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:18,099 wondering if you wanted to have a beer with me? 640 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,798 - We don't do that. 641 00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,757 - Maybe we should start. 642 00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:46,084 - Wow, you're looking a little glum there buddy. 643 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:48,956 - Just, uh... thinking about all 644 00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,089 the musicians who died after Woodstock. 645 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:54,222 Janis Joplin overdosed in 1970, 646 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:56,268 sad and alone. 647 00:34:56,311 --> 00:35:01,534 - That's terrible, but this is obviously about Nora. 648 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:06,060 - When I gave her the Time Stone, our hands touched, 649 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,933 and... I felt a spark. 650 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:13,459 - Ray, Nora is... 651 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:17,680 Nora is like a unicorn, beautiful and dangerous. 652 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,943 She is going to eat you alive. 653 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:24,078 - I guess she and I are doomed. 654 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,343 - There's something I want to show you. 655 00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:29,779 Come on. 656 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,216 - Okay. 657 00:35:34,088 --> 00:35:37,961 I don't understand. What are we doing here? 658 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:45,012 - That's my mom, and that's me. 659 00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:48,058 We lived in D.C. 660 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:50,931 in 2018 before my brother was born. 661 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,761 It would be so easy, Ray... 662 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:58,199 to just walk over there and tell her to get her 663 00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:03,073 family and go to Canada before everything changes; 664 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:07,208 before this country that she worked so hard to become 665 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:10,080 a citizen of betrays her. 666 00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:14,607 - You'd be changing your future. 667 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:18,393 You'd never meet us, you'd never become a Legend. 668 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:19,916 Think of all the people you saved. 669 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,701 - Yeah, I know. I know. 670 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:25,574 There's no loophole where I can save my family, and not screw 671 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:28,316 up history, but that doesn't mean I don't feel guilty every 672 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,493 day that I have the power to change everything, and... 673 00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,410 I do nothing. 674 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:38,631 - I'm so sorry, Z. 675 00:36:40,807 --> 00:36:42,765 - Look at her, Ray. 676 00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:45,551 How could anyone be afraid of her? 677 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:59,782 - Hello! - Smells good in here. 678 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:02,394 - Oh yeah, I, uh, burned the first chicken piccata, 679 00:37:02,437 --> 00:37:04,570 but I think I got the second one just right. 680 00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:13,231 - I wanted to remind you of all the good you did last year. 681 00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:17,670 - Yeah, we, um-- we weren't that good. 682 00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:20,107 - Would you stop being so hard on yourself, Sara? 683 00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,630 I'm proud of you. 684 00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,112 - When we freed Mallus, we accidentally released 685 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:26,592 magical monsters into the world. 686 00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:28,724 And I didn't want to tell you because I love the idea 687 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,683 of us living together, and I didn't want to risk that 688 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:33,729 or you thinking that maybe I wasn't such a screw-up. 689 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:37,037 - I know. 690 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,778 - Mm-hmm. 691 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:41,302 Gary was very proud about losing a nipple. 692 00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:44,610 - But you cooked dinner... - Yeah! 693 00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:46,394 Because I love you, you goober, and 694 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,701 nothing is gonna change that. 695 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:50,485 - Even after I went behind your back 696 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,357 to work with Constantine to send a unicorn to hell? 697 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,359 - Okay, yeah, I wasn't so crazy about that part. 698 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,100 Let's not talk about Constantine. 699 00:37:57,144 --> 00:38:00,060 I'm crazy about you. Come here. 700 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:02,323 Stop being neurotic. 701 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,543 I don't think that you're a screw-up. 702 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:07,328 I think that you are a damn fine Captain, 703 00:38:07,372 --> 00:38:10,897 faced with some extraordinary circumstances. 704 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:14,030 - God, I love you. 705 00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,905 And... 706 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,647 I got a question. 707 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,736 Do we... - Mm-hmm. 708 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:24,867 - You and I, 709 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,348 think that maybe right now 710 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:30,351 is not the best time for me to move in? 711 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:32,745 You know that I want to; nothing would make me happier. 712 00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:36,488 It's just...I feel like I need to be out there. 713 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,360 With my team. - I understand. 714 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,145 But can you promise me that our relationship will 715 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,930 continue to evolve, please? 716 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:47,412 I want this-- you and me--for real. 717 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,936 - So do I. 718 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,112 We're gonna figure it out. 719 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,403 No. 720 00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:26,451 - I haven't even asked you anything yet. 721 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:30,150 - It's not even magic, love, it's deduction. 722 00:39:30,193 --> 00:39:32,500 You need me to join the Legends, 723 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:36,199 despite knowing that needing me 724 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:39,115 always causes somebody trouble. 725 00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:48,429 Something must have happened in the last five months. 726 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:51,476 You're more miserable than usual. 727 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:54,957 - Look... 728 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,046 You and I are friends. 729 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,005 And I like friends. 730 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:02,312 Friends are useful, but roommates... 731 00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:05,490 See, Sara, I would rather bloody top myself 732 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,709 than move in with you lot. 733 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:17,806 - See you around, John. 734 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,467 - So long, Sara. 735 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,518 - One pill makes you larger 736 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:37,304 And another makes you small 737 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:41,395 And the pill that 738 00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:44,572 Mother gives ya 739 00:40:44,616 --> 00:40:47,314 Don't do anything at all 740 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,452 Ah, go ask Alice 741 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:57,106 When she's ten feet 742 00:40:57,150 --> 00:41:00,458 Tall 743 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:11,425 Come on, who wants some? 744 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,993 'Cause I'm a nasty piece of work. 745 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:30,444 Get your bloody paws off me! 746 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,381 Oh, bollocks. 747 00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:23,062 - Greg, move your head. 747 00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:30,167 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 54725

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