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- You're drinking Pastis now? - Yes, and this is just the beginning ...

- What a flying start like this first day ... - Dad, I have one week off per year,

So let me enjoy it. Do not come here and start ...

Bruno, when work must of course ... You know how it usually ends.

- Well then... - Are you not eating?

- No I'm not hungry. - Bruno, See you in half an hour.

This year I want to win.

He is an easy man, your Dad...

- What do we do now? - What? What we should do?

- Give me the map! - Are you sure?

My dad will not come here and mess up my plans.

Look here!

We are here. Burgundy! Okay? Come on!

- My Friend, Thierry. My name is Bruno. - Good day.

- I'll explain the principle ... - Which principle?

Every year, we follow the wine route without leaving the fair.

- Every year we change path. - This year we start in the East.

- I'm lucky... - You're lucky that we've just begun ...

- So You want a glass of wine? - How so? Gladly!

- What do you have to offer? - A Small Pouilly-Fuisse from 2011.

Rich in minerals.

Take your time tasting, it has a long aftertaste.

I'll take a glass too. You sure? The road is long ...

- Five unfinished fairs ... - You are right.

- Nice trip then! - Do you have a business card for our map?

- Yes. - Perfect! What region are you from?

Beginning of the wine road of Burgundy. Le Jovinien.

Then we are neighbours! We are from Luzy. Now we're going to Alsace.

Yes. Alsace is over there.

- Stork Country! - Nice trip!

- Stork is cork. - Yes, but it is also looms.

Not as stupid.

Stork! Alsace!

- Good day, madame. - Good Day, monsieur.

Sipping a pinot noir, grand cru, Sonnenberg, stored in barrels from 2011.

Why do we breed cows? We breed cows ...

If we made wine, like you, we would be rich and respected.

- Oh How, Thierry? - Yes.

- We are agriculture laughing stock! - From Father to son!

May I ask a question? Is a stork really dumb?

Not as dumb as a cow!

- Who said Alsace folk have no humor? - What do you think? It's done!

- Auf Wiedersehen! - Have You a business card?

Want a little short? Wait... You should get one.

- Schön! Good! - Here.

- Thanks! - Bye!

Will not you taste a little more?

- Very cute! - Yes, it is a Poitou-donkey.

- Do You think of the fair? - We just got here.

- Do you like the fair kids? - They just arrived, so ...

We also have a stand, with large animals you can pet.

- Then we look for it. - Pretty, but not as beautiful as you.

- Thanks. - Are you from Paris?

- Yes. - Paris is very beautiful?

- Yes, Paris is beautiful. - Do you know Pigalle?

- Pigalle We don't know .. We must go. - There is also the Louvre ...

Are you stupid? Why are you talking about Pigalle?

- I have never been there. - You have never visited Pigalle?

- No, what would I do at Pigalle? - I have it good here.

You really are a hillbilly!

- A glass? - I do not have time.

- Five minutes you can spare? - No, I do not have time!

- I'm looking for my son. - Another Time, perhaps?

- Yes. Bye, Folin! - Damn!

- You two, calm down now! - It is quiet.

Who do they think they are?

- Have we not been here? - No.

- Have You finished your round? - No, it has gone a bit wrong.

- We are lost. - A small one for the road?

- Gladly. - No!

A Pouilly-Fuisse from 2010. You tried the 2011 and you will love the 2010 grade.

- No sipping this, it should be drunk! - Bruno! Your father looks for you.

- Watch yourself. He is ready to rivet you. - So?

He can try ... Dad's so annoying! What's he doing here?

Old never stops! In five years, the father retires and can take it easy.

But he always works as if he could not do anything else. Work, work ...

- What do you do then? - You know what?

I'm going to say I do not want to continue next year. I quit.

I've had enough! I toil for nothing! I'm going to say that I quit.

What do I intend to do? I found a job as salesman.

- Jardiland, You know, on the way to ... - Avallon?

Yes, I know a man who can give me a job as a salesman.

- Your Father will be annoyed. - I don't care!

Darling? It's me. I'm at the show now. I think of you.

I have a feeling that Bruno is going to start trouble again.

I think I could not persuade him regarding the farm.

I'm not going to get angry.

You must help me calm me down. Understand? I'll call later. Kiss!

A kiss!

Come on!

A little kiss!

- What are you doing? What are you doing? - I looked at the milking robots.

I have been waiting for you. Half an hour, we said. Are you kidding me?

I have been drinking. Yes, I've been drinking!

Yeah.

You know what Thierry and I are doing? We follow the Wine Route without leaving ...

- the Trade show. - Yes exactly. That I actually get!

We toil like animals throughout the year, so one has the right to relax a little.

Have you been to Paris, for example? There it swarms with people on the streets.

But one must not get the impression they never work or do anything.

Go straight, then to the left, okay? Thanks.

- Come on! - Excuse me?

- Bruno. Do you remember me? - A friend.

Come on! Come on, Bruno!

We've met. Do you remember me? We tshared a glass of champagne last year.

- Yes, I remember! - Over there. And you said we ...

- I'm sorry... - Marie From Picardy!

You said maybe we could eat something afterwards, and then I thought you ...

- Yes, but I must go. - Maybe tomorrow?

I have a lot of work, so unfortunately I need to go now.

- I'm Sorry to go. - Wait...

Do you take me for a geek? A lame country bumpkin?

- Are you drunk? - Yeah, but I can still see clearly.

I see that you treat me like shit. Who do you think you are?

- No. Calm down! - No, Dad! Who do you think you are?

- Stop, Bruno! - You're just a cheap hostess!

You're not Cindy Crawford! You are just sad.

- No, you know what? - Come now. She has done nothing.

- I... - You will be the sad one. Now you cry.

Now it starts ... What has gotten into you? Come on now!

- Come now, Bruno! - You'll find no billionaires here!

- You are just sad. - No! You will grow old like everyone else!

I'm ugly, Dad.

It will be alright. I will take you from here.

- Dad... - We're gonna do your wine route.

This morning, I tried to drop a customer price, who wanted to show me the door ...

... and I gave him a water bottle. "Go to hell! I'm not a slave! "I said.

At Roissy, two bumpkins from Agricultural Fair wanted to go to Beaujolais.

Yes you're right about that!

I will go home tomorrow. No, the day after tomorrow.

No, the day after that.

No, it was a country bumpkin ... customer, sorry. I will call you.

The day after the day after tomorrow ?!

Dad wants tol compete, so we must be back on Saturday.

Yeah, and then ... I'm busy this weekend.

- But what? - I'm going shopping with my wife, for example,

- The mother of my children. - Now you save money.

- And serve well. - Money is not everything in life.

No, there is Jack too. I just want to know ...

... if you are not too tired to drive? We should, after all, to Beaujolais.

I'm exhausted after having been with my wife all night.

- It's not some tourist region. - Here we'll never find a hotel ...

- What does it say there? "Bed and Breakfast." - Perfect!

There it is! Luckily I looked at my phone.

The block is really good!

The price is 70 euros, Including breakfast.

Here you have the bedroom with a fine double bed,

and a nice little extra bed.

The double bed! It is best.

- I prefer... - I have priority, because I run!

Certainly. There are beds in the living room too.

Nice!

It is just choosing.

Then, I look forward to see you the breakfast in the morning.

Yes.

Yes... I'll take the air mattress.

If you had had the baby.

- I wish you good night. - Thanks.

Hello! Your dad! I've never heard anything like it!

It's like sleeping with an overweight bear.

Dad? Dad?

- Dad? You snore. - Okay.

Thank you, Monsieur.

It's ... It's not true ?!

The sound continues!

- It comes... - In there.

It comes from here. Yes, from there.

Move.

Excuse...

- Want to have your breakfast now? - No.

Tea or coffee?

Should we sleep a little? Are you gluten free?

- No, we leave at once. - Croissant? Brioches with gluten?

70 euros for no sleep is a bit expensive ...

What's your first name?

Mike.

How original, Mike. It is nice.

Mike ... It sounds like the name of an American tractor.

As John Deere or Massey!

Massey Ferguson! It's a nice name.

Goofy, an American name. When one is French use a French name ...

I mean to be French and not have a French name, that is ...

It is stupid!

- You say, "Mike," but how do you spell it? - M-i-k-e.

- Then Pronounced it "Mick". - Mike.

- It means nothing. - Yeah, That's my name.

- I know how my name is pronounced! - Don't be so touchy.

I'm not me, but you shouldn't have prejudices about my name.

So, so! We do not talk or be friends. We can be silent.

- Sorry! - I just said my name!

- And you run on with me! - What were you called at primary school?

- Mick? - Get pick.

- Getpick! We just kidding! - Yeah, no offense.

- Well, Mick! - Mike.

- You have a short fuse! - Parisare Is really easy support!

- You, Mick ... - Mike.

- An Aperitif, ladies and gentlemen? - Gladly.

- We'll take a local wine directly. - Do you drink?

Never, just now. I stopped drinking when you were born, to take care of you.

Would you care if I recommend something?

- Why not? - What do you recommend?

I'd like a bit of everything ... You might want to look at the wine list?

Yes maybe. Yes.

- Farewell. - Thanks.

Bruno ...

I'm here because I want to help you finish something you already started.

Bruno, if life were a furrow it would not always run entirely straight.

You understand, Bruno?

Upon reaching the end of the field you must turn, Bruno. Understand?

I recommend our wine of the month, a Saint Amour.

Yes.

"Matured in oak barrels, an intense color and spicy scent. "

"Perfect with red meat, grilled. "

- "Served at room temperature." - It's fine.

I'll open it.

Bruno.

- You're a good kid. - Yes...

True, you are independent and cunning as a fox.

You are good at with the long jump.

No one knows where we are heading in life, you even less.

Bruno ...

- Want Somebody try? - Me, I'm something of a connoisseur ...

Bruno.

- Bruno, During turnarounds ... - Excellent!

Bruno, when you have reached the end of Life's furrows the arable ...

- must be - Thanks. - Farewell.

Bruno, sometimes you have to change direction to select:

Barley or wheat?

Rape? Manioc? And for breeders: Milk or meat? What is it?

- Have you chosen? - Yes...

- Not directly... - Everything there! The entire aquarium.

- Say what? - Everything in the tank. The whole shebang.

- Sure. Farewell. - Bruno, Where was I ...?

Oh, yes! Bruno ...

- Bruno ... - Did you notice she was beautiful?

How beautiful she was! I am falling in love, Dad. That's what I need!

What a girl. Simple, kind ... Dad, help me, so I'm go right.

However, Bruno ...

Bruno, I was just thinking I would help you.

Yes, I'll help you.

I'll help you, but "nice" does not mean anything. Without a job ...

- I saw it when she talked to me. - You must be able to support her.

- Have You been here long? - In a week.

- You have beautiful hands! - Thanks.

May I see them closer?

I see a lot of positive things: a permanent position shortly.

You have particularly long life line. You will live a long time, 115 years!

Fresh, moreover, apart from incontinence and two or three small varicose veins.

Now you are resting

I'll take you home in my taxi and you will relax.

It is not wise! With you I do not feel a thing ...

It does not feel at all as if I was sitting in the back seat of a car.

I feel easy, like on a magic carpet.

Beautifully said!

I feel like a spring, like a light feather in a pillow.

- You make me feel comfortable. - Well said. Beautiful. That makes me happy.

Sure, it was nice to say?

I live there!

Fancy!

Bruno, Follow Jennifer to the door now.

Me and Mick wait here and study the map.

- Gladly. - Jennifer, bye! See you!

- I want you to follow me. - Bruno, sorry.

No, I can not.

It,is not possible.

Why not, Dad? Of course!

Okay, I shall follow you.

Bye!

Funny. I thought it was only in movies where oldsters put the moves on young.

I'm going crazy!

You find it hard to relate, huh? Or am I wrong?

No.

I get beaten, repeatedly.

Things does not work so well. I'm cursed.

I am thinking about chemical castration.

I am afraid. I can not sleep at night.

I know we are going straight into the wall. How should we deal with the debt we have?

We will never be able to pay it back!

The debt increases twelve billion a month!

There is no solution. What should we do, Jean?

I like to work for a holiday, but I must pay for my medicine,

and refrain from house repair. We spend too much!

We live beyond our means. We must save.

Yes, yes...

I myself have been in debt whole life.

We can never have a deficit of 3%! Never! It is impossible!

Calm down. Calm down, Jennifer. All this means nothing.

You have to look on the bright side, have fun ...

stop worrying about everything. You need to have fun!

- Are You sure about that, Jean? - Sure.

- It is important to be enigmatic and proud. - Enigmatic...

Keeping style. One must be able to show joy

at the same time be serious.

Yes? So it's more about ...?

Women love to talk, you just need to listen.

Ask questions. They talk about something that makes them happy, you are happy.

They talk about family or something serious, you be serious.

- Well ?! Yes! Happy and serious. - It is easy.

- Thanks for everything you said. - No problems.

I wish I could say the same thing to my son ...

- Farewell. - Yes. Thanks. Bye!

Here you have something you can create yourself.

- It's about your favorite hobby. - Kind of you to think of me.

Honey, it's me. I have good and a bad news:

The bad is I started drinking again.

The good is I have come closer to Bruno.

At last I can talk to him about his future. I'm happy!

Don't get angry. I'll stop right now. Promise.

I think of you and love you from the bottom of my heart. See you!

- How is it? What is it? - You are disgusting!

You liked the little waitress? Mom was quickly replaced!

- Wait... - You were unfaithful when she was alive?

Empty. When she was alive, you cheated! You deceived her with mistresses?

It made you safe! You are disgusting! You are a bad person!

What are you talking about, Bruno? Look who I call all the time. Hear!

Listen!

Hey! Marie here. I can not answer right now, so please leave a message.

I have left her mobile. When I'm not at home, I leave messages.

Hearing her voice makes me calm.

Sorry, Dad.

- Don't Worry, Bruno. - So You're not angry?

You did not know. I'm not angry, all right.

- You're in the ladies! - Excuse...

- Where did you meet your wife? - That's one of the benefits of the job ...

The time was 05:00 on the Champs-Elysees. She was hailing a taxi, I'd just made a last run

I was sorry, but I made her laugh.

We made love in the car at a red light.

Then she asked me up to her place.

There, we made love on floor ...

on the kitchen table, then one last time against the corridor wall.

- Continue straight forward. - Not easy, for she is 1.90m ... (6'3")

- And with 12cm heels, 2.12m! (6'11") - You have arrived.

- 2.12 Meters? - Yes.

Now I go ... Stay here, will you I'll return in about half an hour, okay?

What does he do? What is going on?

- He's crazy! - 2.12 Meters ...

No wonder you hire private drivers ...

It's not true?!

Yes.

Crazy! I am hallucinating! I thought it was the plumber. How did you find me?

On the Internet, Friends From The Past, geolocated with Google.

- Is it true? - Yes.

- Nice to see you! Come in! - No, I'm double-parked.

You came all this way for nothing? Come in, drink a glass. Come in!

Who...? I mean what ...?

- I'm paralyzed and have lung cancer. - Smoking...?

No, I never smoked.

Two months ago they took out my ovaries! Do you want to drink something?

- No, I must go. - I thought of you and your letters ...

- See you! - Mike, Give me your number!

Funny... Here we are both ...

... In front of a Charolais. Perhaps a sign.

Dad, do not you think I get where you're going?

Many colleagues have moved from milk to meat

since they removed the quota system. And they do well!

I'd rather wait a little.

Not Jardiland! Have you no pride?

Pride?

Wait! It is my turn!

Yes, I am a prophet. I hear voices in the night. God speaks to me.

I hear voices. Archangels, seraphim and particles.

- Who's the groom? - That's him!

- Did you bring his dick? - No stop!

- What's his name? - Pipoune.

Pipoune?

No, Florent. What does he do?

- I Can not say. - Yeah, Come on!

- What is he doing? - I'm not saying.

- Skäms, she? - Tell me now!

Is he a policeman?

Clerk? Librarian? Collector? He is a collector!

- Tell me now! - Tell! Come on!

He is a farmer.

It's good.

He is a farmer!

Myself I drive a taxi in Paris, because you are now asking ...

Enigmatic ... ... Enigmatic

Enigmatic and serious.

Enigmatic... Enigmatic and serious.

- Hello. - Hello. Can I be of service?

- Please. - Sit down.

I...

I represent ...

... a large trading group.

No, a large trading group for wines. With the Chinese.

And I...

I intend on targeting...

... wines described as "Grand Cru" and I'm tired of ... Tired of ...

I'm sick of hotels.

- Do you have something to rent or buy? - Or something furnished.

Do you have something like that to offer?

- Yeah, I think I have something for you. - Thankfully!

- Shall we go? - Now?

- Murielle, Where are you going? - A viewing.

As you can see, the house has high standards: common door access code ...

lockable mailboxes and elevator. The apartment is on the third floor.

I like this neighbourhood. Very enigmatic.

Beautiful and stylish, but especially enigmatic.

with serriously beautiful colors, I think.

- I really like it here in the region. - Third Floor

It is full of surprises. It is...

Living room, two bedrooms, kitchen, storage ...

bathroom with separate toilet and a balcony of 20 square meters.

Double-glazed windows.

Absolutely no transparency.

This is really tempting ...

- Fuck Me! - Yes, but how? Here?!

Lay down.

There is a convenience stores 50 meters away: a butcher, a bakery, a pharmacy.

- A school. You have children? - No.

470 euros, including charges.

- It's a good deal. - Strike!

Armored door, five tumblers.

termites have been killed.

energy according to French standards.

Restricted community.

No façade renovation at the time. No dampness in the basement.

Hell...

Did you hear properly? I hope you enjoyed it.

Sure, we had a good time.

There is underfloor heating throughout the apartment.

Do you want to see the common areas?

You want a statement of charges from the last six months?

No, that is not necessary.

Murielle ... Sorry darling!

- Do not say you do not want me any more! - No I promise. Never again.

Thanks.

One of us! One of us! One of us!

- One of us! - One of us!

Come on! Jump in!

What the heck am I doing here?

9000 billion is not much, because we are asleep and unaware.

Man is made to sleep without knowing it.

It is a discovery I've made. I know that mankind exists.

Thanks to it, thanks to the particles we have eternity.

Hell!

Excuse me, is anyone there? Excuse?

- Hello. - Hello.

Excuse me, but I have suffered a small memory loss ...

You shouted:"I'm bisexual!" so we put you in my dress.

- Do you know where my clothes are? - In The taxi, I think.

Oh my God...

- How is it? It does not seem good. - No, I feel hesitant.

- Because why? - Should I marry a farmer?

- My friends laugh at me. - Stupid of them to laugh about that.

It's great to be a farmer's wife. As a farmer, you are your own boss and free.

All day in the fresh air.

Aren't they all hicks there?

No, farms are clean and neat.

Buildings are even soundproofed. There are no more hillbillies.

Mom was proud to be a farmer's wife.

Yes, very proud. She was beautiful and strong, your mother.

Bruno is right.

Release him. There's nothing more beautiful than to work the earth.

It is an honest work for serious, trustworthy men.

- Oh no.... - Pipoune!

- Damn also ... - Darling! Darling!

Did you know the Rhône Valley is the second largest wine district?

It got a boost in 1956.

The winter mistral blew three weeks at over 100 kmh in 15 degrees.

The olive trees died, but the vines survived, so growers switched to wine.

Unbelievable! Have you seen?

I slept badly. The Prophet talked all night of particles and eternity.

Unbelievable! Look! Look, well done!

Read here: "Glossary of wine tasting."

Let's see: "Glossary of wine tasting. Height."

"It measures how long a wine to taste is in seconds, or 'Caudalies' "-

"Until the flavor has disappeared When the wine has been drunk. "

"A grand cru wine should keep at least 12-15 'Caudalies' "

"To be worthy of the label."

- "Caudalies." - Sure, it is well done?

- Very scientific and well done! - Yes, explanations for each region.

- This Is a precious gift! - Yes, what fun!

- Mick, She does not worry, your wife? - No, it comes with the job.

- You Do not call her often. - Well, I'll actually call her now.

- I'll call mine, as well. - There you go!

Darling? It's me. Did I wake you?

All is well. We are on the way to Carcassonne. The kids are OK?

Nice! See you later! I love you!

My darling, everything is fine. We are near Carcassonne.

I am taking care of myself.

I have a nice time with Bruno. You should talk to him. See you later.

Here. It's Mom.

Mother? It's Bruno. We are near Carcassonne.

Everything is going well with Father. We talk a lot and enjoy.

Do not worry, Mom. I'm watching that he does not drink too much.

Bye mom. I love you. Yes, I love you, Mom.

Good.

Everything was just great at home.

But ... I mean ...

is she not dead, your wife?

Yes, but she is still reachable.

Take the next exit.

- That's the Castle in Carcassonne! - Yes it is.

It is similar to the castle you built for me when I was little.

Yes, in paper-mâché. Mom chewed the paper with her own mouth.

Here, do like me, right? You say what I say, okay?

Sure.

- Good day. Room number, please? - 208.

- Gentlemen? - 208.

Have you seen how much they have? I have never seen anything like it!

Dad! Sausages! Sausages!

A Corbières!

An excellent addition to my wine route!

You have a good appetite. Good to see.

Yes, I have been lucky, with good cholesterol!

You dine well with five fruits and vegetables per day?

- Can I take a sausage? - If You dare ...

- against a piece of watermelon? - Yes.

Here you are. Thank you, Monsieur.

Come and sit down!

- Thanks! - There you go!

Madame?

A corkscrew!

208.

Some water would do you good.

You're right about that. You're right about that...

Sometimes I wonder if I have problems with alcohol.

But I'm not an alcoholic.

For 25 years I have been drinking.

For 25 years I have drunk my fill twice a week, apart from parties.

There are 2500 binges, so I wonder if I have not ...

Impressive! It allows you to write a thesis.

I'd like to. Do you know booze's ten stages? Have you been drinking?

- Yes. - But do you know the ten stages?

Listen:

First stage, you drink. Stage 1: relaxation.

Thierry, I feel relaxed, as if I had taken off my boots.

Monsieur? He says that your wine smells like sweaty feet!

Not at all! We relax. We're kidding. I said that I feel at home.

Stage 2: Uninhibited.

Rebuild everything ...

Francis Cabrel, come on!

Just take my beer! Rebuild everything ...

Francis Cabrel, drink like a sponge! Give it here!

Stage 3: Sincerity.

The school called you retarded, but I never judged you.

That's what makes you and me never ashamed of who we are.

Just to get anyone to do as you wish.

Stage 4 is tough: Blunt.

Stage 5: Violence.

What did you say? You call me "Grain Grown" ?! You fucking potato sack!

Shut up!

Violence or an excess of love. It depends on...

- We're brothers. -I 'm not mad at you.

We are brothers, everyone. I'm not angry, I love. -Do something!

- What? - Come now.

- We are brothers, everyone. - Yes, Hug on dig.-Take him away.

- We are brothers. - Yes.

They treat us all as ... No, we are brothers.

- Come now! - I'm not violent!

- I know. I love you too. - Do Something!

Come on, Bruno!

Stage 6: The pathetic.

Come on, damn it! Come on!

- Fucking idiot. Your retarded bastard! - Fuck off!

- Your retarded bastard! - Here you go!

But the stage 7: Hunger.

I ... The room, which just came. Right!

That's me. Madame? Do you have something ...?

Sorry. Do you have something to eat?

Sorry. I know. Something to eat? No, I know, ma'am, but ...

What time is it? I...

A quarter? I can wait fifteen minutes. Egg? Wonderful!

Stage 8: The frenetic search for sex.

Stage 9: The heavy, sudden sleep.

And stage 10: Shame.

Not exactly enviable ...

Just to talk about it relives 2500 embarrassing moment.

Goodbye.

- You Do not live in the hotel, huh? - How Do you know?

I'm staying in room 208. Goodbye, Monsieur.

Wait, I'll go ...

I'll go ... I'll go to the bar.

Dad goes to shit.

Oh, how nice. Good I have it.

Yes, what a relief! Oh, you're so smooth ...

It reminds me of when I played in the hay bales after harvest-

- with boys - and the girls in the village.

I built huts deep in the hay.

Tunnels in the dark, protected from everything.

Far from my father, workers and all.

- In The hay. - What fun.

We played hide and seek during the harvest. We hid in wine barrels.

- Oh, The scent of the grape skin. - Grape skin...

The buzz of the must ...

- fumbling, darkness, laughter ... - Yes.

The virgin.

Thank you, Jean. It was really lovely.

- It was a long time since my last time. - Same here.

- It feels as if I've forgotten something. - Your watch?

No, I have it here.

Now I know! We forgot to love!

Yes it's true.

I knew there was something ... We have time yet!

No, now we have to be dressed again.

Yes, you are right.

Thanks. You have very beautiful eyes.

You are making progress. You have become much safer.

- Do you think? - Where are we now?

Bordelais.

Why are we stopping? I'll drop you here.

What are we doing here? I took a small detour.

- This Is not well Bordelais? - I deduct it from the total.

I took a detour, but I pull it off. I must in fact meet a person.

I bought a heat pump on eBay

And the guy lives here, so it would be foolish not to take the opportunity.

A heat pump?

You do not have to follow, so I leave you here. I'll be back later.

He's good, that guy. Yes, but not very serious.

I would not trust him with our cows.

Did you say "our" cows? Yeah, how so? You have not sold them?

No, I just wanted to be sure I heard right, "our" cows.

Come on! Yes, we can have a drink, you're right.

Hey!

You are there.

Yes!

Good day.

- Hello! - Yes...?

Unbelievable! You have not changed a bit over three years.

Gaillac is well good?

- It's powerful, a bit like you. - That was nice said.

I will add to my vineyard map.

- Caudalies. - Yes!

Mademoiselle! We are a bit of wine experts.

I can determine your wine quality by assessing the aftertaste.

Dad?

One two three four.

Four "Caudalies"! So I would say it is of medium quality.

- Moderate good and then some. - Yes.

Bravo! Which knowledge swells!

You see you can drink a glass in peace, and take your time,

- without exaggeration. - That's what alcohol is for.

To relax after a tough day.

- So you're not mad at me? - No.

Nce! How long time since you left Chamonix?

Chamonix? You confuse me with my twin sister.

Zabette! Zabette, it's for you!

Elisabeth?

Nice to see you. You seem to look good.

How dare you show yourself after all you've done?

You stole my best years! You gave me depression!

- Stop! My car! - And bulimia!

- Stop! Calm yourself, Elisabeth! - You ruined my career!

- Stop! It is my working tool! - My With!

Hell...

I ran to the thorn bushes!

I'm tired of lugging two drunk bumpkins. I want to go home to Paris.

Civilized and sober people and a normal job.

A good wife and well-behaved children. Damn it!

Those were inferior heat pumps.

Do you want something to sour you? Your meter is up to 2654 euros.

- Not now... - It's never the right time.

2624 Euro ?! It was like hell ...

I would have continued my wine route with Thierry.

It had been quicker and cheaper-

had I not lost my illusions about women.

Good day, madame! Do you know where we are? Some hotel or some cottage?

- Yes, follow me. - Hoppla!

The time is just five!

Booths! Good, we get one each, so we get to sleep properly for once.

Okay, "Mike." Yeah, so it should sound!

- Mike. - Mike.

Mike, Mike, Mike ...

Now only missing the wines of the Loire.

Crikey! We have really gone far!

- Shall we eat? - Yes.

- They shit in sawdust and put it in bags! - I like it.

- It's the same principle as a dry toilet. - Free manure.

What is happening?

- We are waiting. - We have been waiting for half an hour!

Yeah, it's a long time! I will go look.

What is going on?

It is...

It is because of the egg ...

Today is a bit too much for me.

It does not matter.

I drove the mother Poulard-full in my taxi. She revealed her omelet recipe.

I remember it contained egg.

A nice omelette you get if you mix yolk and whites without them noticing anything.

Oh my God! Look!

You can leave some skin too. It is good for the stomach.

I have never seen a chicken lay eggs scrambled eggs!

No.

Beautiful weather today.

- Lite Saint-Emilion? - No thanks.

A little dash.

Thanks.

Saint-Emilion, Bordeaux. Bordeaux...

Did you know that Bordeaux is France's largest wine regions? Yes.

80% of the surface is used to produce wine.

What he is, is informed!

My name is Jean. Bruno, the scholar, and Mike. And what's your name?

- Venus. - Oh, Your name Venus?

- Yes. - Venus That from ancient times?

Did you know that Greece has gave us its wine ?

Fantastic! He knows everything!

- Eat, Venus! Are not you hungry? - Yes, you have to eat.

Jean. Mike. Bruno ...

I have a problem.

- Yeah? - I need the help of you all three.

- For carrying furniture? - No, a much heavier task than that.

The answering machine is full. You cannot leave a new message.

The answering machine is full. You cannot leave a new message.

The answering machine is full.

- Oh, My Vénus ... - Bruno.

For me, it is not automatic. I must be hearing things ...

Dirty things?

It makes me excited. You must say things that make me excited

but I do not dare say what.

You have to say loving words. It makes me excited.

Well ...?

- Bruno, You are handsome. - It must be sincere.

Bruno, you're nice. You're everything a woman wants.

I want to spend the rest of life with you because you are so strong.

Bruno, I love you.

I want to live with you.

Still, every day. Are you crying?

Yes, but I'm able too.

Hurry, for I do not know how long ...

Okay.

Come here!

I have a problem.

I'm listening. You can tell me everything.

- You're going to tease me. - No.

When I was 14, my forreskin was operated on. It went wrong.

It became infected, so now it's ...

It is... Look, it's all black at the tip.

Okay, I understand.

At school and in the locker room on the football, I was called a leper.

That's why have I never been loved by someone.

I've lied to everyone. I have no wife, no children.

I do not care. It is inside that counts, not the outside.

Move, then!

Yes!

It is the most beautiful day of my life. It was absolutely amazing!

Yes.

How strange it feels! Oh my God...

What then?

I had forgotten how nice it was, the powerful experience it was.

I had forgotten that it was so beautiful. Sorry.

I never thought I would experience it again.

You have to be very good for sperm.

Certainly. Why do you say that?

Because I belong to ...

... 1% of the world's women who have premature menopause.

I only have half as many eggs.

And I have figured out that this month is the last chance.

Now I understand better that with just the egg. Yes I understand.

I feel I feel good again.

Like when I took over my parents' courtyard. I had the future for me.

I lived and talked ...

I live again and talk again. There was so much I wanted to say.

I am like a vacuum cleaner who wants to empty his bag.

It feels like all my brain cells have come into place. I see clearly.

I look into the future, as if I was a fortune teller. I will feel good.

- You will also feel good, Dad. - Yes.

I feel stupid. I am 24 years old and have spent 12 hours a day in my taxi

and breathed in microparticles.

I need to breathe. I would like to be a cow.

- Same here. - Yeah, same here. A bull.

Who do you think will win?

I have three children and have shown what I can do.

My seed is of superior quality. Healthy food.

No alcohol, no tobacco.

I'm sorry to say it, but I have a huge amount of semen.

Enormous amounts! Very much...

- Good day. - Good day.

A Chinon wine at the conclusion of the Wine Route.

The perfect man.

Jean!

Jean, wake up! Jean!

- Hell! - It's a party!

In the category of adult bulls we welcome Now at the last moment M. Brisson.

He is from Luzy in the Morvan, where he has 46 cows on 56 hectares.

He shows us Nebuchadnezzar a five-year bull of 1630 kilos.

Right.

I dedicate to my son Bruno my future victory.

It is for his sake I'm here.

Bruno, it's for your sake I'm here.

To say I'm proud of you.

That your mother and I are proud of you.

This bull is us. It has never complained and is robust.

It is precious and beautiful, just like us.

Like all farmers here.

I'll say something that I never heard and I never said to you:

I love you, son.

I love you.

Dad...

My son...

Yes, my boy. Yes.

- Is worthless! - No, dad.

Worthless!

Where is Venus? What?

- Venus. - Is she not with you?

No.

- Turn around! She's over there! - Where? - Over there!

There's an apple tree. It was my uncle's idea.

We will plant it outside the child's room.

I love you.

I love you too.

An apple tree is full of force.

- Come here and help! - Hurry up!

- I'm coming! - Three men we can do it in one hour.

Boys! I think it's time.

So?

That's disgusting!

No, I think it's amazing!

Can you hear me?

It's my father talking.

Your mom and I have just seen something beautiful

It's my father talking. something beautiful that will make the world happy.

Yes, it's dad. A beautiful new life has been born.

And life begins again.

- It's Father. - It's Father.

- It's Father. - It's Father.

It's Mom.

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