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Previously on Young Sheldon...
Whatever it is,
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I'm here for you.
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I got a girl pregnant.
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Oh, no.
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I messed up.
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Oh, no.
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What do I do?
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Oh, no.
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Please, say anything else.
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I'm trying!
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Okay...
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Are you sure she's pregnant?
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Yes, she took a test.
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Sometimes those things
are wrong.
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She took more than one.
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Well...
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Are you sure it's yours?
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Some gals like to get around.
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Dad, she's pregnant,
it's mine and she's having it.
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Y'all are too young
to have a baby!
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I am. She's actually 29.
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Oh, no.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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You realize you have to
tell your mother.
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Well, I just told you.
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Maybe we let it sit awhile.
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I can't know this
and keep it to myself.
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Dale did. Like a champ.
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Georgie,
you have to tell her.
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Fine.
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Will you at least be there?
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Yeah.
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And tell her?
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What's going on?
Everything okay?
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You might want to sit.
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Now you're scaring me.
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No one died.
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Kind of the opposite, actually.
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Tell me.
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Um...
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I-I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna have a baby.
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Are you kidding me?!
It's true.
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Okay, now I do need to sit.
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♪ Or you can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips ♪
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Missy.
♪ They won't be reaching out ♪
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♪ For you no more ♪
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♪ But don't tell my heart ♪
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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
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♪ I just don't think
he'd understand ♪
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What are you doing?
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It felt weird coming in
without being invited.
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That's because everything
you do is weird.
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Where's Mom and Dad?
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I don't know.
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I just got home
and no one's here.
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You sure?
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It's a tiny house
and Dad's a big guy.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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Where are you going?
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To watch R-rated movies
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until they get back, doy.
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What do we even
know about this girl?
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Well, that's the thing...
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Buckle up.
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She's 29.
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Years old?!
Oh, my...
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Guess we're standing again.
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What kind of 29-year-old
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dates someone your age?!
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Obviously the kind
that was lied to.
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What are we gonna do?
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That's what we're figuring out.
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You're gonna have to marry her.
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I think so, too.
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Hell no!
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What do you mean, "no"?
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He got her pregnant!
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Mary, she's 29.
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Well, what choice does he have?
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She's not gonna marry him.
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What's wrong with me?
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You're an idiot.
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You're irresponsible.
You live in a garage
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and use a sink as a toilet!
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Care to jump in?
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Hello?
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Yeah, baby?
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I was just wondering
where everyone was.
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Uh, we're just
in here talking.
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We'll be out in
a little bit.
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Everything okay?
I'm fine.
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But Missy's watching
a movie called Porky's.
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I don't know
what that is.
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That one's rough.
Not good.
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I'll be right
back in, baby.
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Hmm.
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You're gonna have to
introduce us to this girl.
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Why?
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'Cause she's having
our grandbaby,
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you dumb son of a bitch.
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George!
But what he said.
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I'll ask her, but she's not
very happy with me right now.
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Yeah, I like her already.
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Relax, you earned this one.
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Thank you.
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You coming back to bed?
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In a minute.
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Kind of déjà vu, huh?
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Kind of.
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I wanna be furious at him,
but how can I?
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The trick is to forget we did
the same thing, then it's easy.
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At the time, it seemed
like our lives were over, but...
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then Georgie was born.
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With that crazy
head of hair.
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And just like that it was
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the best thing that
could have happened to us.
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What kind of cigarette
are you smoking there?
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Oh, so, what do we do now?
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We don't have a lot of choices.
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We're gonna
be grandparents and, uh...
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What's the girl's name again?
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Mandy.
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And Mandy is gonna be
part of our lives
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in some shape or form
until we're, you know, dead.
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What do you mean,
"shape or form"?
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Georgie's gotta marry her.
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No, Mary, he doesn't.
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How am I supposed to set foot
in my church
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if our son has a child
out of wedlock?
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It's nobody's business.
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It's a small town, George,
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everything is
everybody's business.
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You ever stop to think
maybe she doesn't
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want to marry a 17-year-old?
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He'll be 18 in March.
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All right,
you're just being ridiculous.
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I'm being a Christian.
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When you were born, you were a
gift from God but that does not
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change the fact
that I am very mad at you!
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All right.
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You look like crap. Thanks.
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You go out drinking last night?
Of course not.
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'Cause when I look that bad,
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I been out drinkin'.
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I just didn't get much sleep.
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Oh? Something bothering you?
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Well...
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there are some things
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going on that are...
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...of concern. Morning.
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Morning.
Good morning.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
You bet.
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Don't seem like it.
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Well, it is.
Go get ready for school.
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Carry on.
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Before I say anything,
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I owe you an apology.
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Love 'em, hit me.
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I was just thinking
about the hell
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I put you through when...
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Mom, have you seen
my Thursday socks? I looked in
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my drawer and I could only
find Wednesday and Friday.
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Thursday's are in the dryer.
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Mm.
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Oh. Here's the little rascals.
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You were saying?
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I was just thinking about
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when I was pregnant
with Georgie, and...
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how hard that
must've been for you.
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I'm sorry.
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Georgie got that girl pregnant?
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Keep your voice down.
And... yes.
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Oh...
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Something weird's going on.
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If you mean my missing socks,
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they were in the dryer
clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.
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I mean with Mom.
When I was in the kitchen,
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she and Meemaw got real quiet.
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I was just in there and they
seemed perfectly normal.
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And what about last night?
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What about it?
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They were talking in the garage
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with the door shut.
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What's odd about that?
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Nobody in this house talks.
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Hmm. What do you think
is going on?
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I don't know,
but I'm telling you, it's bad.
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Not necessarily.
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Maybe they're planning
a surprise party for us.
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Our birthday isn't for months.
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True. Maybe they
needed some lead time.
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You can't expect Stephen Hawking
to roll in at a moment's notice.
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Come on, I'm taking you both
to school. Let's move it.
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He looks terrible.
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He has had heart problems,
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plus he's been having
a rough time at work.
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Not to mention
he's pretty chunky.
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Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack
makes a defibrillator.
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That girl is like
ten years older than him.
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Because he lied to her.
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I told him from the start
that he needed to come clean,
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and be honest.
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Morning.
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I know everything.
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Dang it.
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Why'd you have to tell her?
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She is my mother, and...
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Taking the kids to school.
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Bye.
Have a good day.
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I see it now.
Mm-hmm.
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Okay, in my defense...
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You have no defense.
You're an idiot.
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That was a big part
of my defense.
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When do we get to
sit down with her
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and talk this through?
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Ah, yeah, here's
the thing about that:
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she ain't real eager
to meet y'all.
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Why not?
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Did you want to meet George's
parents when he knocked you up?
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I was not "knocked up,"
I was with child.
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And he's right there.
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What?
Nothing.
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I love you.
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Okay.
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In case it's not apparent,
she was speaking for both of us.
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Okay.
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Ah, damn it.
I'm not here to fight with you,
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or pass judgment on you,
I just want to talk about...
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where we're going with all this.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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All this is my business.
That's true.
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I just thought it might
be nice if you got
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to meet Georgie's family.
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I haven't even told
my own parents yet.
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Just so you know,
I went through this very thing
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with my own daughter,
Georgie's mom.
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So, we get it.
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Really?
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We just want to be helpful.
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Well, I'm not very happy
with Georgie right now.
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Nobody is. We get it.
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Thanks, Brenda,
I really appreciate it.
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Oh, nothing major, just, um,
some family stuff that we need
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to talk about and it'd be better
if the kids weren't here.
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Great, I'll send 'em
over at 6:00?
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Okay.
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Where are we going?
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Don't be sneaking up on me.
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I wasn't sneaking.
Where are we going?
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Brenda invited you
and your brother over
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to dinner with Billy tonight.
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Why?
Because they're nice people!
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Wow. Take a pill.
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I don't see why
I got to wear a tie.
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Because we want to make
a good impression.
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She already met this bozo,
aren't we past that?
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Hey, let's just keep in mind,
I didn't do this by myself.
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It takes two to tango.
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Do you even know
what a tango is?
266
00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,876
It's sex, ain't it?
267
00:12:58,129 --> 00:13:00,214
Pastor Jeff
is right next door.
268
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,133
Maybe I should invite
him to join us.
269
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,551
Why?
270
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,053
So we can bring God
into the conversation.
271
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,180
God let her get pregnant.
I think He's done enough.
272
00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:11,934
Okay, that's her.
273
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,562
Um, everybody, let's make her
feel welcome.
274
00:13:15,813 --> 00:13:17,732
Welcome.
Hello.
275
00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:20,526
Yo.
276
00:13:27,396 --> 00:13:29,360
So, Mandy, what do you do?
277
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,625
Right now I'm just
waiting tables.
278
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,567
Well, people need to eat.
279
00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:38,029
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
280
00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:42,825
You know what I enjoy?
That T-G-I-F Friday.
281
00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:46,162
They got a whole menu page,
just appetizers.
282
00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:48,790
I hope brisket's okay.
283
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:51,834
Georgie wasn't too sure
what kind of food you liked.
284
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,878
We didn't do a lot of eating
when we were together.
285
00:13:54,753 --> 00:13:57,964
So, Mandy,
your people from around here?
286
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,966
Uh, Oklahoma originally.
287
00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:02,469
Well, we won't hold it
against you.
288
00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:06,965
I guess we don't even know
your last name.
289
00:14:06,965 --> 00:14:09,551
McAllister.
Scottish, right?
290
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,220
Right.
291
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,347
'Cause if it was Irish,
it'd be O'McAllister.
292
00:14:14,918 --> 00:14:16,378
So, you're Catholic?
293
00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:18,714
I'm not really anything.
294
00:14:18,714 --> 00:14:20,799
But you'll be
raising this child
295
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:22,592
with some sort of
religious upbringing.
296
00:14:23,844 --> 00:14:26,013
I haven't
really thought about it.
297
00:14:26,013 --> 00:14:29,141
Well, that's one of the
things we can help with,
298
00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:30,517
starting with grace.
299
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,561
Mom...
We're starting with grace!
300
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:41,403
Heavenly Father...
301
00:14:41,403 --> 00:14:44,489
Why not heavenly mother?
Don't, just don't.
302
00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:46,283
Heavenly Father,
303
00:14:46,283 --> 00:14:48,827
bless this food and the
hands that prepared it.
304
00:14:48,827 --> 00:14:52,289
And thank you for bringing
Mandy into our family
305
00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:55,375
and watch over this child
as he or she grows
306
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,045
and becomes a God-fearin'
Baptist, amen.
307
00:14:58,045 --> 00:14:59,755
Amen.
308
00:14:59,755 --> 00:15:01,131
Smooth.
309
00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:03,550
You like meatloaf?
310
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:05,010
Yeah, is that what we're having?
311
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:07,054
No, just making
dinner conversation.
312
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:09,056
We're having spaghetti.
313
00:15:09,056 --> 00:15:10,724
With hot dogs
cut up in it?
314
00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:12,184
Ew, no.
315
00:15:12,184 --> 00:15:13,810
I'd like to go home, please.
316
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,062
We can't.
317
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:15,979
How come?
318
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,065
Yeah, how come?
319
00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:19,441
We don't know.
320
00:15:19,441 --> 00:15:21,068
The leading theory
is my father's dying.
321
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,569
I don't think that's it.
322
00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:24,321
Well, something's wrong.
323
00:15:24,321 --> 00:15:26,406
Maybe they're getting
divorced like my mom and dad.
324
00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:28,450
Billy! We don't talk about that.
325
00:15:29,785 --> 00:15:31,161
Never mind.
326
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:40,253
So, Mandy,
my mother mentioned that
327
00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:43,048
your folks don't know
about the baby.
328
00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:44,716
No, not yet.
329
00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,010
Well, I'm sure
they'll be excited
330
00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,303
when you tell them
you're bringing
331
00:15:48,303 --> 00:15:49,971
new life into the world.
332
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:52,557
Is that how you felt
when she got pregnant?
333
00:15:52,557 --> 00:15:54,184
About the baby?
334
00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:57,813
Yeah. The guy who did it?
335
00:15:57,813 --> 00:15:59,106
Mutual.
336
00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:01,024
They kid around like that.
337
00:16:01,024 --> 00:16:03,985
Yeah, all good fun.
338
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,780
Well, regardless of what
goes on with your parents,
339
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,199
we want you to know
that we are here for you
340
00:16:09,199 --> 00:16:11,993
and the baby, who we will
love and cherish.
341
00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,204
Thank you.
342
00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,206
Me, too.
In fact, if you want,
343
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,958
I can go with you
to tell your parents.
344
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,793
Yeah, and then my father
can shoot you.
345
00:16:21,002 --> 00:16:22,671
I'm not kidding.
346
00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:25,298
Maybe it would be better
if you went to your parents
347
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:28,260
with, um, good news first.
348
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,679
And what would that be?
Well...
349
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,056
everybody loves a wedding.
350
00:16:33,056 --> 00:16:34,558
Would you stop with that?
351
00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:37,102
It needs to be discussed.
No, it doesn't.
352
00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:38,937
I'm having a baby, I don't
need to marry another one.
353
00:16:38,937 --> 00:16:41,314
I know I'm young now,
but think about it--
354
00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:45,277
when you're a dried-up old lady,
I'll be your hot trophy husband.
355
00:16:46,153 --> 00:16:48,238
Maybe her dad should
put you down.
356
00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:50,073
I just think that
357
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:53,952
God wants children raised within
the bonds of holy matrimony.
358
00:16:53,952 --> 00:16:55,871
Mary, they already
made one giant mistake,
359
00:16:55,871 --> 00:16:57,539
they don't have to make another.
360
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,170
So, marrying me was a mistake?
361
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,422
I'm not talking about us,
I'm talking about them.
362
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,841
I think we all know who
you're talking about.
363
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,593
You really want
to do this now?
364
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,303
You're honestly happy
with how your life turned out?
365
00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:12,471
You have no regrets?
366
00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:14,347
That "giant mistake" gave us
367
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,349
our children
who I love very much.
368
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:18,727
What about your husband?
Oh, I love him just fine!
369
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,770
Oh, nice, put that
on a Hallmark card.
370
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,272
What do you want me to say?
371
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:23,732
I want you to admit
that this marriage
372
00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:25,358
hasn't exactly
been a bed of roses.
373
00:17:25,358 --> 00:17:27,986
Wake up, no marriage
is a bed of roses!
374
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:30,906
Well, then I guess we nailed it!
I guess we did!
375
00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:32,949
And that kid is
gonna be Baptist!
376
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,704
So, Mandy, glad you came?
377
00:17:39,998 --> 00:17:41,833
Makes perfect sense,
they're getting divorced.
378
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,502
If they do,
I'm staying with Mom.
379
00:17:43,502 --> 00:17:45,295
That's fine, I'll take Dad.
380
00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,297
And if he does die, you'll get
the house to yourself.
381
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:48,840
You can live with us.
382
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,884
Nobody's dying,
nobody's getting divorced.
383
00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:52,219
Except you and Dad.
384
00:17:52,219 --> 00:17:53,720
Just eat your dinner.
385
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,846
I wonder if our dad
met another woman.
386
00:17:56,097 --> 00:17:59,935
Nobody met nobody.
You eat your dinner, too.
387
00:17:59,935 --> 00:18:02,229
My dad's with another woman.
She's nice.
388
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:04,189
Dinner!
389
00:18:04,189 --> 00:18:05,774
Which would be perfect with
little chunks of hot dog in it.
390
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:07,901
Her name is Martha Jean.
391
00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,110
Billy!
392
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:13,156
She works at a tanning salon.
393
00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:15,200
Thanks for coming.
394
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:19,037
Yeah, it was great.
395
00:18:19,037 --> 00:18:22,290
Okay, so, I'll talk to you?
396
00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:24,334
I guess.
397
00:18:25,085 --> 00:18:26,920
What are you doing?
398
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,588
Giving you a kiss good night.
399
00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:30,715
I think you've given me enough.
400
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:33,260
Hey. Mandy, hold up.
401
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:34,636
Go away.
402
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,978
Sorry about all
the yelling.
403
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,479
Are they always like that?
404
00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:46,439
Not in front of company.
405
00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,567
So, it's kind of like you're
already family.
406
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,652
Lucky me. Mm.
407
00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:55,323
Speaking of which, when
are you gonna tell your folks?
408
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,076
I was thinking about
waiting until my mom
409
00:18:58,076 --> 00:18:59,661
tells me to lay off the pie.
410
00:18:59,661 --> 00:19:01,621
Well, just remember,
411
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:03,582
if you ever need anything,
call me.
412
00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:06,126
I've already been
through this with my daughter,
413
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:08,086
so I know how to do it wrong.
414
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,380
Thanks.
415
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,853
You get a hug
and I get nothing.
416
00:19:30,063 --> 00:19:31,815
I know it didn't go great
the other night,
417
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:33,942
but I meant what I said--
I'll be there for you.
418
00:19:33,942 --> 00:19:36,069
Georgie, not now.
I'm serious.
419
00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:38,071
I'll go to baby classes
with you.
420
00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:40,198
You need to learn
that breathing stuff.
421
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:42,617
Okay, one chicken fried steak
and a cheeseburger.
422
00:19:42,617 --> 00:19:44,286
Ain't you gonna
refill their water?
423
00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:45,453
Go away!
424
00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:46,997
Also, you'll be throwing up
425
00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:48,206
in the morning--
I'm good with that.
426
00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,958
You may not know,
but your feet
427
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,459
are gonna swell up,
and your boobs.
428
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,003
I'll rub whatever
you need rubbed.
429
00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,254
Good to know.
430
00:19:54,254 --> 00:19:56,089
Table three, order up.
431
00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:57,549
Want me to get that?
432
00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:58,717
You know, in your condition.
433
00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:00,218
Georgie, I got it.
434
00:20:00,218 --> 00:20:02,262
Sorry, I'll quit
bothering you.
435
00:20:02,262 --> 00:20:04,097
Great.
Just one more thing.
436
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:06,891
I love you.
437
00:20:09,144 --> 00:20:10,353
What?
438
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:11,646
You ain't got to say it back.
439
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:12,605
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
440
00:20:13,898 --> 00:20:15,358
Don't forget their water!
441
00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:19,237
I have new information.
442
00:20:19,237 --> 00:20:20,697
What is it?
443
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,116
I heard them
talking about a baby.
444
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:24,951
Oh, my.
445
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:26,786
You know what that means.
446
00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:28,371
Mom's pregnant.
447
00:20:28,714 --> 00:20:29,714
Exactly.
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