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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,104 [woman] There's a thief! 2 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:30,649 [man] Let's get him! 3 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,620 [groans] 4 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,173 [man] There's a thief! 5 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,129 [woman] Thief! 6 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,710 Come back here! 7 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:10,500 Happy Birthday! 8 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,131 [all] Happy Birthday! 9 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,047 Sammo Hung! 10 00:02:16,301 --> 00:02:18,839 [chatter, applause] 11 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:30,309 You're not Sammo Hung! 12 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,109 - What? He's not Sammo Hung? - [screams] 13 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:35,357 [shouting] 14 00:02:39,407 --> 00:02:41,732 - Catch him, he's up there! - [alarm bell] 15 00:02:41,868 --> 00:02:42,532 Come back! 16 00:02:53,963 --> 00:02:56,501 [approaching siren] 17 00:03:02,638 --> 00:03:04,678 [screams] 18 00:03:06,183 --> 00:03:06,930 Perfect. 19 00:03:12,648 --> 00:03:14,687 [siren] 20 00:03:17,236 --> 00:03:19,275 PROSTITUTION lS ALSO A WAY TO LOVE. 21 00:03:19,405 --> 00:03:21,481 We don't want to leech off society. 22 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:24,236 We don't just want to sit back and benefit from the hard work of others. 23 00:03:24,368 --> 00:03:28,496 We're only providing a bit of comfort to those who are down and out. 24 00:03:28,622 --> 00:03:29,653 Yes! 25 00:03:30,207 --> 00:03:34,074 I ask you, what can be so despicable about manual labour? 26 00:03:34,211 --> 00:03:36,784 How can it be a sin to work for the welfare of one's family? 27 00:03:36,922 --> 00:03:38,464 [crowd] That's right! 28 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:42,588 I want to say to you all, any form of entertainment is good. 29 00:03:42,719 --> 00:03:43,798 That's right! 30 00:03:43,929 --> 00:03:46,420 Let's all strive to legalise prostitution! 31 00:03:46,556 --> 00:03:48,383 Curly, excellent speech! 32 00:03:50,477 --> 00:03:52,185 We're real men. 33 00:03:52,312 --> 00:03:55,313 We will boldly go where we wish. 34 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,560 [crowd] Yes, that's right! That's right! 35 00:04:04,741 --> 00:04:06,567 Brother Jack. 36 00:04:06,701 --> 00:04:10,615 You want to bribe me? I stand firm on my principles. 37 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:11,411 But... 38 00:04:11,539 --> 00:04:15,952 The protest is under way, as are our complaints to the legislative councils 39 00:04:16,085 --> 00:04:20,546 until the Governor takes heed and hears our case. Just wait and see. 40 00:04:21,048 --> 00:04:22,922 I'm not wasting my time on you. 41 00:04:23,092 --> 00:04:25,215 I can't believe he just refused $3000. Junkie Ming! 42 00:04:25,803 --> 00:04:27,594 We protest! 43 00:04:28,973 --> 00:04:30,799 We protest! We protest! 44 00:04:31,851 --> 00:04:33,724 Three in a row, quick! 45 00:04:33,852 --> 00:04:36,806 They're trying to get us for unorganised public demonstration. 46 00:04:36,939 --> 00:04:38,137 Get in line now! 47 00:04:38,273 --> 00:04:39,851 Move! 48 00:04:39,983 --> 00:04:41,893 Yes, line up now! 49 00:04:42,027 --> 00:04:43,605 [Jack] Yes, that's it. Good. 50 00:04:43,737 --> 00:04:45,813 We're against the unjustified dismissal of our fellow workers. 51 00:04:45,948 --> 00:04:49,399 - [crowd] Against unjustified dismissal! - What? 52 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:53,447 What's up with you? Why are you hugging me? What do you want? 53 00:04:53,580 --> 00:04:55,739 Yes, sure, I'll get it done. 54 00:04:57,417 --> 00:05:01,118 Jack said we need to show utter contempt for these employers. 55 00:05:01,254 --> 00:05:03,876 - Let's trash this factory! - What? 56 00:05:04,007 --> 00:05:05,038 Wait a minute... 57 00:05:05,175 --> 00:05:08,129 Jack has also asked me to beat up the boss, right about now! 58 00:05:08,428 --> 00:05:09,970 I'm going to kill you! 59 00:05:10,096 --> 00:05:12,136 [shouting] 60 00:05:12,557 --> 00:05:14,514 [Jack] Stop the fight, stop it! 61 00:05:14,642 --> 00:05:16,718 [Jack] Hey, stop the fight! 62 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,640 Officer, it's not my fault. 63 00:05:20,773 --> 00:05:23,525 Well, it certainly isn't mine. Now, get in there! 64 00:05:31,325 --> 00:05:33,365 [beeping] 65 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,395 Hi. Can you clean my car as well? 66 00:06:10,531 --> 00:06:12,357 Thanks, I'll be back soon. 67 00:06:25,045 --> 00:06:27,084 [hums] 68 00:06:34,637 --> 00:06:36,464 Where's my key? 69 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:41,967 Oh, God! 70 00:07:13,926 --> 00:07:15,586 Better luck next time, pal. 71 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,721 [whistles] 72 00:07:45,582 --> 00:07:47,409 [thinks] You've got some nerve! 73 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,246 [whistles] 74 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:58,923 Hold it! 75 00:07:59,054 --> 00:08:01,805 I was merely stealing a wheel. I can be a very co-operative citizen. 76 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,639 Here, Sir. 77 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,593 [officer] You can do the rest. 78 00:08:09,814 --> 00:08:11,641 Done. 79 00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,650 And evidence for court. 80 00:08:14,777 --> 00:08:16,604 Move it. 81 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,155 Do you have something more extravagant? 82 00:08:25,663 --> 00:08:27,490 Yes, we do. Just a moment, please. 83 00:08:27,623 --> 00:08:29,865 [man] Excuse me, miss. Do you have a strap for this watch? 84 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:31,543 - [woman] Yes. - [man] Can I see it? 85 00:08:31,669 --> 00:08:33,911 - Please feel free to look around. - Sure. 86 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:42,302 Here you are, sir. I'm sure you'll like this one. 87 00:08:42,972 --> 00:08:44,798 This is not bad. 88 00:08:46,892 --> 00:08:48,267 Hey, Chan! 89 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,719 I haven't seen you for ages! 90 00:08:52,356 --> 00:08:56,140 Fancy seeing you here! [laughs] 91 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:58,648 You could have phoned me at least, my dear friend. 92 00:08:58,779 --> 00:09:01,945 Things must be going well for you. You haven't even looked me up! 93 00:09:02,074 --> 00:09:04,113 - [screaming] - [groans] 94 00:09:04,868 --> 00:09:07,952 But I've already told you, it wasn't my fault... 95 00:09:08,705 --> 00:09:11,161 I can't believe you just shot me! [groans] 96 00:09:14,628 --> 00:09:15,707 You... 97 00:09:18,590 --> 00:09:21,507 - [man] What's going on? - [woman] Don't be so nosey. Let's go. 98 00:09:22,635 --> 00:09:24,675 [all scream] 99 00:09:24,804 --> 00:09:26,844 [quivers] 100 00:09:26,973 --> 00:09:28,253 I didn't do it. 101 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:32,762 Here we go. 102 00:09:33,813 --> 00:09:35,971 I'm sure you'll like this one. 103 00:09:36,691 --> 00:09:38,518 This one's quite nice. 104 00:09:39,819 --> 00:09:42,108 - This is definitely your style. - Not bad. 105 00:09:47,952 --> 00:09:50,787 Hey! Chan! Haven't see you in ages! 106 00:09:50,913 --> 00:09:52,740 Fancy seeing you here. 107 00:09:53,374 --> 00:09:56,659 - So, how are you? - [gunshot, screaming] 108 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:00,752 Hey! I told you not to open fire! 109 00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:03,752 I've already told you that it wasn't my fault. 110 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:08,169 Everybody stand still! This is a robbery! Don't move a muscle! 111 00:10:09,473 --> 00:10:13,008 - [alarm bell] - Miss, stay put, or I'll shoot! 112 00:10:14,937 --> 00:10:17,095 - Don't move! - Duck! 113 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:20,851 Quick! Let's go! 114 00:10:25,947 --> 00:10:28,735 Mister, are you okay? Mister? 115 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,913 I'm fine. I just need a band-aid. 116 00:10:33,747 --> 00:10:35,989 Oh, no! You're bleeding quite a bit. 117 00:10:36,124 --> 00:10:38,247 Its nothing, really. I'm quite used to bleeding. 118 00:10:38,752 --> 00:10:40,661 Officers, the robbers ran off in that direction. 119 00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:41,875 Come with me. 120 00:10:42,672 --> 00:10:44,214 Mister, you mustn't aggravate the wound. 121 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,214 - What happened here? - He's been shot. 122 00:10:46,342 --> 00:10:47,920 Call an ambulance. 123 00:10:48,052 --> 00:10:51,172 - I don't need an ambulance. - Don't worry, its okay. Come with us. 124 00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:53,879 - I'm really quite all right. - Let's go. 125 00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:56,056 [siren] 126 00:11:01,941 --> 00:11:05,476 Hey! All that blood! Why are you being arrested? 127 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:07,319 Theft. Impressive enough for you? 128 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:10,234 Course not. You got caught, didn't you? Get in there. 129 00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:15,285 What are you still standing around for? 130 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:18,663 - Sir, he was here first. - Get a move on. 131 00:11:22,211 --> 00:11:24,250 [thwacks] 132 00:11:29,468 --> 00:11:33,252 You're lucky I'm in a good mood, or you'd be bleeding to death by now. 133 00:11:33,389 --> 00:11:35,180 - Sir... - Don't even try. 134 00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:38,308 Where did you get the counterfeit US dollars? 135 00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:40,226 I withdrew it from my bank. 136 00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,845 You mean to tell me your bank is issuing counterfeit money?! 137 00:11:42,981 --> 00:11:45,021 Sir, the money is not counterfeit. 138 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,902 - And you're saying it's real? - Yes. 139 00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:50,484 Now I'm not in such a good mood anymore. 140 00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:53,397 No! It's fake! I found it. 141 00:11:55,202 --> 00:11:57,609 Good. You just escaped a potentially very miserable death. 142 00:11:57,746 --> 00:12:00,497 You should have been upfront with me. You were asking for trouble. 143 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:01,997 Now, we'll... 144 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,288 7086. 145 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,246 Sir, he just confessed. 146 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:08,665 Every single note is 100% authentic. 147 00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:12,416 I checked with the bank. He did make the withdrawal. 148 00:12:12,552 --> 00:12:16,003 - And you beat him up like that... - Sir, I'll settle the score. 149 00:12:18,599 --> 00:12:21,269 [thwacks, groans] 150 00:12:26,566 --> 00:12:29,899 Sir, he agreed to drop any complaints. 151 00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:32,861 Hold it. 152 00:12:32,989 --> 00:12:37,366 7086, you're off the counterfeit case. I've already sent an undercover cop. 153 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:41,327 - Is there something else I can do? - Yes. 154 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,578 Track down the litterbugs in the park. 155 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:48,287 What bad luck. 156 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,629 I was too impulsive. 157 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,009 I'm the oldest and therefore the "elder" of the pack. 158 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:01,926 - I'm second in line. - I'm third then. 159 00:13:02,059 --> 00:13:05,344 - I'm fourth. - Then I'll be the fifth. 160 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,224 From now on, we must stick together. 161 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:11,564 [guard] Whose turn to clean the toilets? 162 00:13:11,693 --> 00:13:13,520 [together] His. 163 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:33,290 - The air is fresher on the other side. - [inhales deeply] 164 00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,381 What's wrong with you? Asthma? 165 00:13:35,508 --> 00:13:37,050 Just re-acquainting myself with the outside air. 166 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:40,380 I don't think you'll ever get used to it. Why don't you get back in there? 167 00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:44,805 Now, don't you follow us around. 168 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:48,557 - Let's go. - Let's wait for Teapot. 169 00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,930 - No. Let's not. - Come on, let's... 170 00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:55,732 You're right, we should go now. 171 00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:58,898 You guys are not seriously treating me like this, are you? 172 00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:00,858 Let him come along. 173 00:14:01,158 --> 00:14:03,945 Look at your outfit. Here, take this. 174 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,523 Big brother. 175 00:15:09,684 --> 00:15:11,723 Daddy! 176 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,646 I've told you not to speak to me in English. 177 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:17,600 Father. 178 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,650 [English] Good. 179 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,365 [Cantonese] Are you still having an affair with our chauffeur? 180 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:34,196 No. We're planning a proper wedding, now that you're released. 181 00:15:35,376 --> 00:15:37,534 Greetings, future father-in-law. 182 00:15:56,521 --> 00:16:01,183 Don't be jealous of him. The next time we're released, we'll do better. 183 00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:02,598 [together] Take this! 184 00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,524 Hey! 185 00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,900 What! We need to hail a bus with our legs these days! 186 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,862 Let me try. 187 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:15,661 [blows] 188 00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,336 [bang, tyres screech] 189 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,090 [hisses] 190 00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:31,800 A flat?! 191 00:16:36,143 --> 00:16:39,809 Good timing, my friend. Fancy picking up five passengers here. 192 00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:41,599 Hey, you... 193 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,819 Hm! 194 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:52,739 [all] Bye-bye. 195 00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:56,366 Sometimes one just can't escape bad karma. 196 00:16:56,705 --> 00:17:01,616 I should really purge your bad auras from my bus after this. 197 00:17:11,386 --> 00:17:13,758 Ah Sei, up for a game of tiles later? 198 00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:16,676 No. I'd have more luck hitting on a bunch of nuns. 199 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,263 Really? 200 00:17:18,393 --> 00:17:21,928 Take a look, you can't miss it. 201 00:17:22,439 --> 00:17:25,559 This lot are just out of their cells. 202 00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:30,151 [car horns] 203 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:35,029 Stop honking! What? In a hurry for the electric chair? 204 00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:38,905 Psst! 205 00:17:46,337 --> 00:17:48,626 So, Curly, what were you arrested for? 206 00:17:48,756 --> 00:17:52,968 Oh, I was riding in a bus. The driver was mumbling this and that, 207 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:57,044 so I got him off the van, stabbed him a couple of times and got 3 years. 208 00:17:57,765 --> 00:18:00,552 I had it worse. A guy gave me a funny look, 209 00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:03,639 so I punched his lights out and got 2 years for it. 210 00:18:03,896 --> 00:18:06,897 In that case, it's a bargain spraying acid on someone. 211 00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:10,773 I threw a whole bucketful at a driver once and I only got a year and a half. 212 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:13,478 Well, you were lucky, because I also did something with acid, 213 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,073 and I got 10 years for it. 214 00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:16,653 10 years?! 215 00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:19,278 What did you do with that acid? 216 00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:21,902 I made the bloke drink it. 217 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,370 I don't care about jail terms. It's about stuffing anyone who annoys me. 218 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:29,666 You can't be easy on them. 219 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:32,085 How many years will we get for burning a mini-van? 220 00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:37,842 - Mr. Driver, got a light? - No, no I don't. 221 00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:43,344 Let's get off the subject, it just winds me up. 222 00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,802 Curly, does the bus go to your part of town? 223 00:18:45,937 --> 00:18:48,891 It didn't use to. I'm not sure about now, though. 224 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:52,227 - How do you get there? - Well, you take the next left, 225 00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:53,433 and then a right, 226 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,443 [tyres screech] 227 00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:57,399 And then straight over that puddle, 228 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:01,325 and we're there. 229 00:19:05,248 --> 00:19:06,576 How much for our fares? 230 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:11,037 - We're all brothers. Its on me, really. - Thank you. 231 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,214 Wow, you must be well-off. 232 00:19:18,719 --> 00:19:21,804 Oh, its my uncle's place. They've emigrated to Canada, 233 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:25,631 to work in the restaurants. I'm just house-sitting. 234 00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:29,101 But my uncle is 79 now, and childless, so it'll all be mine soon. 235 00:19:31,982 --> 00:19:34,355 Make yourself at home. There's beer in the fridge. 236 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,976 Sister! Sister! 237 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,906 - I wonder what Curly's sister is like. - Probably just like him. 238 00:19:44,036 --> 00:19:45,863 - Here. - Thanks. 239 00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:49,453 Maybe not. Don't be so sure. 240 00:19:53,212 --> 00:19:55,038 Come over here, Curly. 241 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:56,999 What do you want? 242 00:19:57,132 --> 00:20:00,049 I'm going to ask you something. Give me a straight answer. 243 00:20:00,177 --> 00:20:01,801 Go ahead. 244 00:20:01,928 --> 00:20:04,135 Are you related to your sister biologically? 245 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,887 - Yes. - [all groan] 246 00:20:09,019 --> 00:20:11,474 - Why, what's wrong? - Nothing, nothing. 247 00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:17,185 That's a lost cause. 248 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:19,771 - What are you up to? - Yes, what's up? 249 00:20:19,904 --> 00:20:21,731 Just going to the loo. 250 00:20:24,993 --> 00:20:27,032 [screams] 251 00:20:27,912 --> 00:20:29,075 - What's going on? - What? 252 00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:31,697 Nothing. My sister just freaked me out. 253 00:20:33,292 --> 00:20:35,499 He's her brother and she still shocks the hell out of him. 254 00:20:35,628 --> 00:20:37,087 We'd better be mentally prepared. 255 00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:40,546 Drop it. Let's try to be polite to her. 256 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,918 - Everyone's here? - They're all here. 257 00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:46,466 Dinner's ready. 258 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:55,432 God is really fair. Beautiful girls usually can't cook, 259 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:58,186 and girls who can cook are probably not... 260 00:20:58,317 --> 00:20:59,313 [sister] Hi. 261 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:02,812 [sighs] 262 00:21:02,947 --> 00:21:05,105 - Treat them as if they're your uncles. - Uncles. 263 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,529 She's addressing you, guys. Return your greetings. 264 00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:10,946 My name is Vaseline. 265 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,117 Hey, take a seat. 266 00:21:19,504 --> 00:21:22,589 Hey, you lot. Don't even think about it! 267 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,670 Let me ask you another question. What was your father's profession? 268 00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,178 He was a sailor. 269 00:21:27,304 --> 00:21:29,427 - Oh, I see. - It all makes sense now. 270 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,555 - [gasps] There's a burglar! - What?! 271 00:21:35,478 --> 00:21:37,720 - What happened? - There's a burglar. 272 00:21:40,692 --> 00:21:42,850 He's not a burglar, he's Teapot. 273 00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,354 It's nothing. Break it up. 274 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,492 - Hi. My name is Teapot. - I'm sorry... 275 00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:53,323 Don't apologise. It's a natural reflex to take him for a burglar. 276 00:21:53,454 --> 00:21:55,613 Did you hurt your leg kicking him? 277 00:21:56,374 --> 00:21:58,201 Are you okay? 278 00:21:58,334 --> 00:22:00,410 I'm fine, even though I drew the short straw. 279 00:22:00,545 --> 00:22:02,668 Its just a misunderstanding, let's eat. 280 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,584 Help yourselves. 281 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:13,890 What's wrong with you lot? You don't have to line up for dinner at home! 282 00:22:29,406 --> 00:22:31,233 Thank you. 283 00:22:35,829 --> 00:22:36,825 Thanks. 284 00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:39,992 Go ahead, help yourselves. 285 00:22:42,085 --> 00:22:43,248 Thank you. 286 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:49,293 Thank you. 287 00:23:04,357 --> 00:23:06,184 Leave her alone. 288 00:23:15,410 --> 00:23:17,118 Thank you. 289 00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,618 Here, have this. 290 00:23:38,891 --> 00:23:40,089 Is it ready? 291 00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,052 Its done. 292 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,109 [chuckles] 293 00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:03,032 Big Brother, can you tell which one is real? 294 00:24:03,165 --> 00:24:05,916 [chuckles] The one in the middle. 295 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:07,869 No, Big Brother. 296 00:24:09,963 --> 00:24:10,912 The top one, then. 297 00:24:11,047 --> 00:24:12,874 Wrong again, Big Brother. 298 00:24:13,508 --> 00:24:15,335 They're all fake. 299 00:24:17,012 --> 00:24:18,838 Come here. 300 00:24:23,351 --> 00:24:25,889 Don't you make a fool of me again. 301 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:28,936 [shrieks] 302 00:24:34,529 --> 00:24:36,320 [groans] 303 00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:38,654 But you did well on this job. 304 00:24:42,537 --> 00:24:44,576 [chatter] 305 00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:50,250 Seriously, don't follow us around. 306 00:24:50,378 --> 00:24:53,248 But you told me to wear it. 307 00:24:53,714 --> 00:24:55,873 Is my father's uniform such a disgrace? 308 00:24:57,051 --> 00:24:59,756 I didn't say anything. You're the ones who think it's ugly. 309 00:24:59,887 --> 00:25:02,971 It's kind of ugly, but it suits you, though. 310 00:25:04,225 --> 00:25:07,012 Don't be ashamed. Only inner beauty matters. 311 00:25:07,144 --> 00:25:08,555 Jack doesn't mean that. 312 00:25:08,687 --> 00:25:11,178 He was just saying that you don't have any looks at all. 313 00:25:12,316 --> 00:25:14,143 Stop bickering. Let's go. 314 00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:16,645 Hey, hands off. 315 00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:20,403 - Damn! - I barely touched her. 316 00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:23,616 Curly perceives you two as sex-crazed monsters. 317 00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:26,953 You should watch your words. It's not a perception, it's the truth. 318 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,452 - You mean its true?! - Hey, watch it. 319 00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:36,829 We've no chance with her brother always hanging around. 320 00:25:36,965 --> 00:25:39,123 - Let's think of a way to lose him. - How? 321 00:25:39,259 --> 00:25:40,718 Do your own thinking. 322 00:25:42,178 --> 00:25:44,218 [stutters] 323 00:25:44,347 --> 00:25:49,258 Tonight, we, we, we... no... the two of us, will... be promoting... 324 00:25:50,687 --> 00:25:52,514 ...some medicine. 325 00:25:54,566 --> 00:25:58,266 I wonder where Porky Wing is and his pretty female colleague. 326 00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,976 [Medicine Man stutters] 327 00:26:01,114 --> 00:26:02,940 [Martial Artist] This medicine here... 328 00:26:03,074 --> 00:26:05,743 [Medicine Man stutters] 329 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,991 [Martial Artist] ..can cure all kinds of ailments, 330 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,531 - [all whisper] - [Medicine Man stutters] 331 00:26:09,664 --> 00:26:12,997 [Martial Artist]..and it can boost your health even if you're not sick. 332 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:15,795 - Me? - Smart guys plan, dumb guys do. 333 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,295 Off you go. 334 00:26:18,130 --> 00:26:19,162 [Medicine Man]..strengthens your back. 335 00:26:19,298 --> 00:26:22,050 These martial artists usually sell fake medicine. 336 00:26:22,176 --> 00:26:23,884 [Medicine Man] Strengthens, strengthens... 337 00:26:24,011 --> 00:26:26,300 [Martial Artist] Strengthens your entire body. 338 00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,470 [squeals] 339 00:26:30,935 --> 00:26:32,892 [Martial Artist] It's a small pill... 340 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:35,974 [Medicine Man] which makes it... 341 00:26:36,106 --> 00:26:40,852 [Martial Artist]..easy to swallow. Just take three pills a day. 342 00:26:42,696 --> 00:26:44,689 [Medicine Man] That's why in 20... 20... er, 20 years... 343 00:26:44,823 --> 00:26:48,322 [Medicine Man] I've, I've, I've... 344 00:26:48,452 --> 00:26:50,195 [Martial Artist] never been sick at all. 345 00:26:50,662 --> 00:26:54,446 [Medicine Man] And I feel... feel... feel... so... 346 00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,706 [Martial Artist] Okay, let's stop the talk and begin. 347 00:26:57,836 --> 00:26:58,666 Here we go. 348 00:27:05,719 --> 00:27:07,758 [grunts] 349 00:27:19,065 --> 00:27:22,434 What's the big fuss? It's just like those crap martial arts movies. 350 00:27:23,236 --> 00:27:24,813 [grunts] 351 00:27:24,946 --> 00:27:29,904 Come on, show some strength. You look like an old guy taking a pee. 352 00:27:30,034 --> 00:27:32,192 [martial artist grunts] 353 00:27:40,294 --> 00:27:42,334 [squeals] 354 00:28:00,105 --> 00:28:03,225 - You're something else. - This is Kung Fu Teacher Chiu. 355 00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:06,226 - [grunts] - [whimpers] 356 00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:09,193 Don't try running! I'll show you a few tricks of my own. 357 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:13,071 - How dare you hit me! - Please, don't! I was only kidding! 358 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,740 - Brother...! - Don't worry, Sis. 359 00:28:16,872 --> 00:28:20,572 Your brother's seen it all. He'll get away just fine. 360 00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:24,125 He's right. Let's go that way. 361 00:28:28,341 --> 00:28:30,500 - What? - Competing for her affections? 362 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,041 Isn't it obvious? 363 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,049 - I'm telling you... - Let's see who's got the best move. 364 00:28:36,975 --> 00:28:39,263 What are you up to? Lifting shirts? 365 00:28:39,394 --> 00:28:42,976 Hey! While you two were squabbling, someone else moved in. 366 00:28:43,106 --> 00:28:46,854 Come and get a good buy! Walkie-talkies for $65 only. 367 00:28:46,984 --> 00:28:48,858 [stallholder] Don't miss this great bargain. 368 00:28:48,986 --> 00:28:53,280 - Hey, Sis. Can you hear me? Over. - [Vaseline] Sure she can. 369 00:28:53,783 --> 00:28:56,190 You were standing so close, you could have transmitted with anything. 370 00:28:56,327 --> 00:28:58,865 At least move further away. Give it to me. 371 00:28:58,996 --> 00:29:01,997 This is not our kind of gadget. When it comes to electronics, 372 00:29:02,124 --> 00:29:04,283 Exhaust Pipe here is the specialist. 373 00:29:04,418 --> 00:29:05,663 Here. 374 00:29:05,795 --> 00:29:07,834 - You're absolutely right there. - Sure. 375 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:12,008 It says 'Made in Japan' but it's really made in Hong Kong. 376 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,918 But it has a pretty good reception, though. 377 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:19,098 I estimate its operating range at 51.4 metres. 378 00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,553 How do you know for sure? 379 00:29:20,684 --> 00:29:22,511 He's only faking it. 380 00:29:22,644 --> 00:29:24,602 You think I'm faking it? Go check with the sales representative. 381 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,853 My friend here sure knows a thing or two. 382 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:32,142 See! Sis, listen to me. I'll check in when I'm 51.4 metres away. 383 00:29:35,198 --> 00:29:37,654 Why am I hanging out with a dumbo? 384 00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,571 Calling Exhaust Pipe! Over, over. 385 00:29:40,704 --> 00:29:42,032 Hello, Sis. Over. 386 00:29:42,747 --> 00:29:44,989 Are you 51.4 metres away yet? 387 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,327 Not yet, I'm getting there. 388 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,500 Can you hear me loud and clear, Sis? Over. 389 00:29:49,629 --> 00:29:51,456 [Sis] It's too faint. Over. 390 00:29:51,798 --> 00:29:53,126 What about now? 391 00:29:54,342 --> 00:29:57,129 Sis wants you to sing her a song. 392 00:29:57,345 --> 00:29:58,590 What? A song? 393 00:29:58,721 --> 00:30:00,264 [Vaseline] Yes! 394 00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:01,765 Okay. 395 00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:05,434 [stallholder] Come check this out. It's all locally made. 396 00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:09,770 - Intense is her love, boundless in its depth 397 00:30:11,067 --> 00:30:14,934 - Fine is her grace, unconditionally he adores 398 00:30:15,571 --> 00:30:19,071 - The dearest wish within both yearning hearts 399 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:23,531 - Eventual union for the forlorn lovers 400 00:30:24,914 --> 00:30:30,619 - But, what of the ocean which divides... their worlds? 401 00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:41,087 - - Till when will they finally meet? - Dad, someone has taken our spot. 402 00:30:42,431 --> 00:30:45,218 - The short break may make the heart grow fonder 403 00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:48,973 Dear daughter, it's hard making a living these days. 404 00:30:49,104 --> 00:30:51,144 Let him do his act and we'll do ours. 405 00:30:51,273 --> 00:30:53,396 - ...and melancholic is... ~ 406 00:30:54,901 --> 00:30:56,100 VOICE OF PEDDLER'S STREET 407 00:30:57,112 --> 00:31:01,026 [English] ~ Young hearts be free tonight 408 00:31:03,493 --> 00:31:07,028 - Time is on your side 409 00:31:09,082 --> 00:31:13,625 - Don't let them put you down Don't let them push you around 410 00:31:15,213 --> 00:31:18,831 - Don't let them ever change your point of view 411 00:31:30,061 --> 00:31:34,438 - Paradise was closed so they headed for the coast in a blissful manner 412 00:31:35,691 --> 00:31:39,641 - They took a two-room apartment that was jumping every night of the week 413 00:31:42,114 --> 00:31:46,278 - Happiness was found in each other's arms, as expected 414 00:31:47,244 --> 00:31:52,239 - Yeah. Billy pierced his ear, Drove a pick-up like a lunatic 415 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:57,749 - - Ooh! - ~ Young hearts be free tonight 416 00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:03,460 - Time is on your side 417 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:10,681 - Don't let them put you down Don't let them push you around 418 00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:12,639 Hi? 419 00:32:12,769 --> 00:32:15,854 - Don't let them ever change your point of view ~ 420 00:32:15,981 --> 00:32:18,472 [Cantonese] Sis, can you hear me? Over. 421 00:32:18,984 --> 00:32:22,068 Sis, my eye! I'm packing up now. Bring the walkie-talkie back! 422 00:32:22,529 --> 00:32:24,071 [stallholder] Or I'll call the police. 423 00:32:26,783 --> 00:32:28,158 T eapot. 424 00:32:28,285 --> 00:32:30,692 Go get a bag of peanuts and share it with him. 425 00:32:30,829 --> 00:32:32,656 Oh, I'd like some too. 426 00:32:33,748 --> 00:32:34,863 Go on. 427 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,372 - What, you don't have any change? - Not that. 428 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,708 I don't have any money at all. 429 00:32:41,798 --> 00:32:43,921 I can't even make you look good. 430 00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:45,081 Here. 431 00:32:45,218 --> 00:32:46,961 - Let's go. - Yes. 432 00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:52,556 It takes more than ten bucks to look good. 433 00:32:53,267 --> 00:32:55,723 - Then how much do you want? - $150. 434 00:32:55,853 --> 00:32:57,182 Wow, that's a bit steep. 435 00:32:57,313 --> 00:33:00,682 Steep? How else were you going to send me away? 436 00:33:02,235 --> 00:33:06,184 Okay. To avoid further complications, here you go. 437 00:33:07,198 --> 00:33:09,653 Don't you worry, I'll pay you back. 438 00:33:09,784 --> 00:33:12,453 Being off girls for three years makes the ugly ones look pretty, too. 439 00:33:12,578 --> 00:33:13,527 See you later. Bye. 440 00:33:15,789 --> 00:33:17,533 - Where's Larry? - Er, he... 441 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,825 He must have sent him off. 442 00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,493 Er... maybe he just left because he wanted to. 443 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,587 He's got some business to attend to. 444 00:33:24,715 --> 00:33:26,257 This way, please. 445 00:33:33,807 --> 00:33:35,634 That looks nice. 446 00:33:37,144 --> 00:33:39,516 This market only sells women's clothes. What are you here for? 447 00:33:39,646 --> 00:33:41,140 - Nothing. - Well... 448 00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:43,846 Now that the rival suitors have all gone, 449 00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,811 you know what you should do? 450 00:33:45,944 --> 00:33:49,147 Yes, I'll leave, then. Let me say bye to Sis first. 451 00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:51,072 Hey, there's no need for that. Just go. 452 00:33:51,199 --> 00:33:55,031 No way. Sis was just asking why everyone's gone just like that. 453 00:33:55,161 --> 00:33:57,866 Let me say goodbye to her so it looks better. 454 00:33:58,331 --> 00:34:00,371 You're a good sport. 455 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:04,284 Well, only if you make it worth my while. 456 00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:07,540 So, what do you have for me? 457 00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:14,968 Okay. $30 for your movie, a noodle soup and you can keep the change. 458 00:34:17,392 --> 00:34:20,476 - Just make your goodbye short. - Sure. 459 00:34:26,484 --> 00:34:28,311 What's considered short? 460 00:34:29,779 --> 00:34:33,361 I have no idea how you've survived everyday life, and got this far. 461 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:35,988 When I signal, just leave. 462 00:34:36,619 --> 00:34:38,327 - Okay. - Don't forget. 463 00:34:40,206 --> 00:34:44,452 Sis... Vaseline told us to leave on our own. 464 00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:46,122 Why? 465 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:49,373 No idea, he said he's got some important matters to attend to. 466 00:34:56,054 --> 00:34:58,213 Why don't you go ask him yourself? 467 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:04,016 - It's okay. Let's go, then. - Sure. 468 00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:22,371 Teapot! 469 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:25,868 I see, just a plot to court me. 470 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,243 Yes, and instead it gave me a chance to be with you, alone. 471 00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:35,255 Actually, why don't you just ask me out on a date? 472 00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:38,635 I wouldn't dream of it. I know where I stand. 473 00:35:38,763 --> 00:35:42,547 You see, aside from being healthy, smart, kind-hearted, 474 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:47,345 hard-working, respectful and honest, I have hardly any other qualities. 475 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:51,354 Not to mention how most girls usually only care about looks. 476 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:55,108 Mmm. 477 00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:57,064 That's very true. 478 00:35:57,198 --> 00:35:59,237 [breaking waves] 479 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:09,618 See, that's why. How on earth could I dream of asking a girl out? 480 00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:12,456 Even if I meet someone like you, 481 00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:15,257 I'm shy and mostly tongue-tied. 482 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,378 Every time a girl looks my way, my heart pounds, my legs weaken, 483 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,136 and my hands go numb. 484 00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,050 And then I'm at a loss for words, like now. 485 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,756 So you've never asked a girl out on a date before? 486 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,645 I've never had a date. I've had a prostitute though. 487 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:33,472 - What?! - Oh, no. I was only joking. 488 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,938 So where should we go now? 489 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:39,644 Why don't we go... 490 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:43,861 Please! All your babbling is keeping the fish away. 491 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:50,784 So you've had this nickname of Teapot since you were young? 492 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:54,701 No, back then, they called me the Little Teapot. 493 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:56,916 You don't look like a teapot. 494 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:00,796 Oh, I do. Just like that folk song. 495 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,714 How does it go? Sing it to me. 496 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:07,011 - I'm a bit embarrassed. - Don't be. 497 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,968 Nobody can see you here. 498 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,888 You promise not to laugh? 499 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,558 Okay. Go ahead. 500 00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:25,778 - I'm a teapot, short and stout 501 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:29,119 - I'm a teapot, short and stout 502 00:37:29,246 --> 00:37:31,784 - This is the elbow, this is the spout, the elbow, the spout 503 00:37:31,915 --> 00:37:34,371 - And the tea is boiling, time to pour ~ 504 00:37:35,794 --> 00:37:38,416 [slow clapping] 505 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,415 T eapot, good going! 506 00:37:49,474 --> 00:37:51,633 T eapot, where did you take my sister? 507 00:37:52,644 --> 00:37:54,886 - Oh brother... - We just went for a cup of tea. 508 00:37:55,021 --> 00:37:57,559 Then you haven't had a late-night snack yet. 509 00:37:57,691 --> 00:37:59,517 I've treated them all to a round of punch. 510 00:37:59,651 --> 00:38:01,809 I've saved two for you, though. 511 00:38:01,945 --> 00:38:04,317 You bastard! I'll catch you and smash your... 512 00:38:04,447 --> 00:38:05,858 [teapot screams] 513 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:20,827 - I've been blessed with such special friendships 514 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:24,841 - And my buddies look out for me all the time 515 00:38:25,009 --> 00:38:26,836 - We labour and laugh together 516 00:38:28,346 --> 00:38:30,552 - When the going gets tough 517 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,967 - You wish you could just scream 518 00:38:34,477 --> 00:38:36,932 - When you're completely exhausted, you deserve a break 519 00:38:37,563 --> 00:38:39,390 - And a good bout of laughter 520 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:42,610 - Have a good laugh! Nothing tops being happy 521 00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:45,652 - A good laugh can do such wonders So learn to laugh at will! 522 00:38:45,779 --> 00:38:48,780 - It sure drives out all frustrations And boredom too 523 00:38:48,908 --> 00:38:52,111 - And it puts a sparkle in your eyes So learn to laugh at will 524 00:38:52,328 --> 00:38:54,865 - It's as if the five lucky stars always shine upon you 525 00:38:55,497 --> 00:38:57,786 - It's just pure joy to be able to laugh at will 526 00:38:57,916 --> 00:39:01,001 - This is fabulous! Everyone should try to laugh more 527 00:39:01,628 --> 00:39:03,455 - Have a laugh ~ 528 00:39:03,589 --> 00:39:05,628 [laughter] 529 00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:14,765 - Where do you want to go next? - Up to you. 530 00:39:14,891 --> 00:39:17,347 - A movie, perhaps? - Sounds good. 531 00:39:17,477 --> 00:39:19,055 No scary movies, though. 532 00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:20,895 - Then what? - Comedies are fine. 533 00:39:23,483 --> 00:39:25,191 My little friend, it's your turn now. 534 00:39:25,318 --> 00:39:28,769 Maxim is good, Maxim is great, Maxim's cakes are amazing. 535 00:39:28,947 --> 00:39:31,864 And one more question, what's the best thing at Maxims? 536 00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:33,818 Any tips? 537 00:39:33,952 --> 00:39:36,110 Okay, I'll give you three choices. 538 00:39:36,246 --> 00:39:38,203 Lard Cake, Sponge Cake or the Baker's Cake. 539 00:39:38,331 --> 00:39:39,196 Lard Cake. 540 00:39:39,332 --> 00:39:41,787 Wrong. I'll give you another try. 541 00:39:41,918 --> 00:39:42,914 Sponge Cake. 542 00:39:43,044 --> 00:39:44,871 Wrong again, one more try. 543 00:39:45,004 --> 00:39:48,338 - Lard Cake and Sponge Cake. - [sighs] 544 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,547 Oh, well. Have this. 545 00:39:55,723 --> 00:39:58,593 Three ham and egg sandwiches, two burgers, 546 00:39:58,768 --> 00:40:01,009 three colas and one coffee to take away. 547 00:40:01,145 --> 00:40:04,810 And two pork chops on rice, two orange juices, to stay, please. 548 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:05,889 Okay. 549 00:40:08,235 --> 00:40:10,144 - Why don't you get us a table? - Okay. 550 00:40:10,279 --> 00:40:11,441 [man]..and 2 fries as well. 551 00:40:35,137 --> 00:40:38,552 Fat boy. I need your girlfriend for a while. 552 00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:40,721 - [murmurs] - [grunts] 553 00:40:46,564 --> 00:40:48,474 Hm? 554 00:40:49,526 --> 00:40:51,565 Shh. 555 00:40:54,322 --> 00:40:56,895 - A robbery is about to happen. - [gasps] 556 00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:02,574 Don't panic. You'll be safe with me. 557 00:41:09,045 --> 00:41:11,832 Fat boy, sit down and have your meal. 558 00:41:11,964 --> 00:41:14,123 When I say duck, you duck. 559 00:41:22,641 --> 00:41:25,393 - This is for you. - I want the prize money, not the gift. 560 00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:26,433 My little friend, you... 561 00:41:26,562 --> 00:41:29,017 I was little 30 years ago, perhaps. Now I'm a robber. 562 00:41:29,148 --> 00:41:31,686 Hand over the cash before I lose my patience. 563 00:41:32,234 --> 00:41:34,026 Don't cry for help. 564 00:41:34,486 --> 00:41:38,318 Just stay calm, seal those lips and put the cash in the bag. 565 00:41:38,657 --> 00:41:40,032 Okay. 566 00:41:43,495 --> 00:41:45,951 It'll be over soon. Now try to compose yourself. 567 00:41:46,081 --> 00:41:48,287 When we've gone, you can scream all you want. 568 00:42:00,011 --> 00:42:02,716 - Hold it right there! Duck! - [gunshot, screaming] 569 00:42:14,776 --> 00:42:16,733 Let them go, or I'll kill him. 570 00:42:42,011 --> 00:42:44,383 [groans] 571 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,763 [chatter] 572 00:42:52,897 --> 00:42:56,312 - Fat boy, you've some good moves. - Oh, its nothing. 573 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:59,729 - Are you okay? - Oh, I'm fine. 574 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,894 I don't see why you would let those other four take advantage of you, 575 00:43:03,031 --> 00:43:04,941 considering you can easily beat them all. 576 00:43:05,075 --> 00:43:08,776 I used to beat up the other kids when I was young, 577 00:43:09,246 --> 00:43:12,282 and no one wanted to be my friend. Now I treasure my friendships. 578 00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:15,251 As long as they're my friends, I cut them some slack. 579 00:43:15,377 --> 00:43:17,204 Robbery! 580 00:43:17,713 --> 00:43:19,789 Its over and now you're screaming?! 581 00:43:19,923 --> 00:43:23,126 Don't you guys move, or I'll shoot the bullet through all your heads. 582 00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:25,418 Fancy committing a robbery with a fake gun! 583 00:43:26,346 --> 00:43:28,884 - Do you need some help? - Of course. 584 00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:33,176 - Not that, call 999. - Okay. Let's go. 585 00:43:34,270 --> 00:43:36,097 Don't move! 586 00:43:45,073 --> 00:43:47,231 [inhales] 587 00:43:47,367 --> 00:43:50,451 Abracadabra... abracadabra... abracadabra... 588 00:43:50,578 --> 00:43:52,701 Abracadabra... abracadabra... 589 00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,111 Make me disappear! 590 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,253 [TV]..and the striker moves in from the midfield... 591 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:05,081 - Shoot! - [TV] He lost control, the shot went wide. 592 00:44:05,217 --> 00:44:08,918 A kick from the goal. They're on the attack again. 593 00:44:09,054 --> 00:44:12,423 Italy is composing its attack, left field... 594 00:44:12,558 --> 00:44:15,096 a pass, and coming up to the goal... 595 00:44:15,227 --> 00:44:17,801 One, two, three! 596 00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:19,480 [TV] He wasn't marked, the ball is... 597 00:44:19,607 --> 00:44:21,184 Next time, I won't even count to three! 598 00:44:21,317 --> 00:44:24,816 ...and the ball is out of play... 599 00:44:31,243 --> 00:44:35,110 Brazil has been on the offensive throughout this half... 600 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:47,630 [whispering] 601 00:44:49,302 --> 00:44:51,342 [all laugh] 602 00:44:52,681 --> 00:44:54,139 What are you lot laughing at? 603 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:58,887 [inaudible] 604 00:45:00,146 --> 00:45:01,973 Now, don't spoil it. 605 00:45:10,198 --> 00:45:15,440 What are you staring at! Get back! Go watch your game. Perverts! 606 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:25,538 What's the point of being invisible if your clothes give you away, huh? 607 00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:44,853 [inhales] 608 00:45:46,734 --> 00:45:50,897 Abracadabra, abracadabra... Abracadabra, abracadabra... 609 00:45:51,029 --> 00:45:53,567 Abracadabra, abracadabra... 610 00:45:53,824 --> 00:45:58,201 Abracadabra, abracadabra... Make me disappear! 611 00:45:59,997 --> 00:46:02,036 [thinks] This should be a sure success. 612 00:46:02,249 --> 00:46:06,293 [TV] Brazil is still dominating the game... ...pass from the midfield... 613 00:46:06,419 --> 00:46:09,207 Runs up the wing, passes to the centre... 614 00:46:09,339 --> 00:46:12,091 There's an opportunity to shoot... 615 00:46:12,217 --> 00:46:15,004 - [Jack] Just shoot! - [all] That's right, shoot! 616 00:46:15,136 --> 00:46:16,963 ...Italy has possession... 617 00:46:17,097 --> 00:46:18,639 ...and back to Brazil... 618 00:46:18,765 --> 00:46:22,181 - Shoot now! - This player is unbelievably bad! 619 00:46:22,310 --> 00:46:24,718 - Yeah, he lacks the moves. - Cut an angle shot! 620 00:46:24,854 --> 00:46:28,188 You think they're all as good as each other? Angle shots! 621 00:46:28,316 --> 00:46:30,474 [Jack] Come on, go after the ball! 622 00:46:31,110 --> 00:46:34,313 - [Teapot] That's no way to win a match. - [Jack] They're bound to win. 623 00:46:34,447 --> 00:46:37,780 This guy is something else, he just twists the ball around. 624 00:46:38,284 --> 00:46:41,618 [Jack] Get over there! Shoot now! No! 625 00:46:42,747 --> 00:46:44,786 He missed such a good chance. 626 00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,157 He was practically waiting for the ball. You can't play like that. 627 00:46:47,293 --> 00:46:50,709 That's why I love English football. They're always on the offensive. 628 00:46:51,130 --> 00:46:52,672 What's with this commercial? 629 00:46:52,798 --> 00:46:54,957 Longines. Don't you know anything?! 630 00:46:59,722 --> 00:47:02,557 This bald guy looks a bit like Sean Connery. 631 00:47:03,309 --> 00:47:05,301 This team has no team-play at all! 632 00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:06,764 [TV]...we have a chance here... 633 00:47:06,895 --> 00:47:08,722 They're losing. 634 00:47:10,649 --> 00:47:13,436 Number 7 is consistently in the wrong spot! 635 00:47:13,986 --> 00:47:17,236 Number 8 is so much better. He strikes well. 636 00:47:19,449 --> 00:47:21,656 This is a really bad way to play football. 637 00:47:21,785 --> 00:47:24,537 [TV]...passes... sends it backwards... 638 00:47:25,705 --> 00:47:27,497 What are you doing? 639 00:47:27,624 --> 00:47:29,451 I didn't do anything. 640 00:47:30,335 --> 00:47:32,162 Even I can play better. 641 00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:35,835 [Jack thinking] Please let it be a soft hit. 642 00:47:35,966 --> 00:47:37,709 [shrieks] 643 00:47:37,842 --> 00:47:39,550 Why did you hit me? 644 00:47:39,678 --> 00:47:43,129 Are you nuts? Ask them! Did I even touch you at all? 645 00:47:43,264 --> 00:47:46,550 Go fight somewhere else. Don't ruin the game for me. 646 00:47:46,684 --> 00:47:48,891 Do it once more and I'll be sure to retaliate. 647 00:47:51,397 --> 00:47:54,482 You know what, I'm sitting over there, just to be sure. 648 00:47:59,781 --> 00:48:01,903 [whistles] 649 00:48:02,366 --> 00:48:04,442 [thinks] This one's really going to suck! 650 00:48:06,078 --> 00:48:08,486 What? Blaming me again? I'm this far from you! 651 00:48:08,623 --> 00:48:11,707 You bastards! You've been conspiring to trap me. 652 00:48:16,297 --> 00:48:19,796 Defence! Come on! Come on! 653 00:48:21,427 --> 00:48:23,715 [TV]...he was too far behind... lost the chance... 654 00:49:04,135 --> 00:49:06,805 [thinks] It's better if she takes it off herself. 655 00:49:12,769 --> 00:49:14,808 [water sloshes] 656 00:49:23,279 --> 00:49:25,437 [thinks] How can I do this to Curly? 657 00:49:41,005 --> 00:49:42,832 [thinks] That is so big! 658 00:49:44,425 --> 00:49:46,252 [thinks] But something's missing. 659 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,062 When you're not with me, I think about you a lot. 660 00:50:03,193 --> 00:50:06,692 But now that I'm actually with you, I love you so! 661 00:50:20,877 --> 00:50:23,664 [laughs] If only he would hit the streets now! 662 00:50:23,797 --> 00:50:25,623 He just might. 663 00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:28,960 - Shh! - He's upstairs... oh, no! My sister! 664 00:50:34,682 --> 00:50:36,841 Pass it to the back wing! 665 00:50:36,976 --> 00:50:40,060 Take a long shot! Pass now! 666 00:50:40,646 --> 00:50:42,639 [TV]...Brazil's ball... 667 00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:45,265 He is so... 668 00:50:45,401 --> 00:50:47,809 - Shoot now! - [doorbell] 669 00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:49,143 Go get the door. 670 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,858 I'll get it. 671 00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,945 You've got mail. 672 00:51:10,843 --> 00:51:12,919 Can you just take this? 673 00:51:13,053 --> 00:51:14,464 You mean you can see me? 674 00:51:14,596 --> 00:51:18,048 I'd rather not, but I have pretty good vision, 675 00:51:18,183 --> 00:51:20,057 even when it comes to very small objects. 676 00:51:20,185 --> 00:51:22,641 You're not kidding with me?! I should be invisible! 677 00:51:22,771 --> 00:51:26,638 Invisible?! I'd rather you were! Come on, just take this. 678 00:51:26,775 --> 00:51:28,602 Let me go home and forget what I just saw. 679 00:51:28,735 --> 00:51:30,562 This really hurts my eyes. 680 00:51:44,292 --> 00:51:46,119 What are you guys laughing at? 681 00:51:47,796 --> 00:51:51,165 Exhaust Pipe thought he was invisible... 682 00:51:52,550 --> 00:51:57,627 He was watching me in the bath and I also acted as if I couldn't see him. 683 00:51:57,764 --> 00:51:59,174 [TV commentary in background] 684 00:52:05,146 --> 00:52:06,973 So, you like my figure? 685 00:52:10,610 --> 00:52:12,483 [Sis shrieks] 686 00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:17,271 Remember, your contact is Caucasian. 687 00:52:17,408 --> 00:52:20,943 You two will both be wearing roses on your lapels. 688 00:52:21,078 --> 00:52:26,499 Just give him the briefcase and bring the money back. 689 00:52:26,625 --> 00:52:28,452 - You're clear on that? - Yes. I am. 690 00:52:28,586 --> 00:52:30,377 Repeat it back to me, then. 691 00:52:30,504 --> 00:52:33,256 A red-haired foreigner... no... 692 00:52:33,382 --> 00:52:34,627 Rose... er... Rose perfume... 693 00:52:34,758 --> 00:52:36,798 Father, what task did you just give him? 694 00:52:36,927 --> 00:52:39,299 I've told you before. When the men discuss business, 695 00:52:39,430 --> 00:52:41,256 women are not welcome. Back to your room. 696 00:52:41,390 --> 00:52:44,344 No. I don't know what you've set Chai up to do. 697 00:52:44,476 --> 00:52:46,469 Is it going to be hard on him? 698 00:52:46,603 --> 00:52:52,108 Don't you worry. There's nothing harder than living off a woman. 699 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,063 Just go back upstairs. 700 00:52:54,194 --> 00:52:57,397 Bill and Paul, you two go with him. 701 00:52:58,073 --> 00:52:59,816 - Chai, let them take the risks. - Yes. 702 00:52:59,950 --> 00:53:02,073 You be careful. 703 00:53:03,828 --> 00:53:06,616 This is your first job. Don't disappoint me. 704 00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:08,326 I won't. 705 00:53:10,126 --> 00:53:12,700 Hey, your trousers! 706 00:53:16,841 --> 00:53:18,881 [children chatter] 707 00:53:20,053 --> 00:53:23,303 [sighs] I'm having a run of bad luck these days. 708 00:53:26,976 --> 00:53:30,511 Little boy, don't litter or I'll arrest you. 709 00:53:31,606 --> 00:53:32,981 [cries] 710 00:53:33,107 --> 00:53:35,147 - What's wrong? - He threw away my ice cream. 711 00:53:35,276 --> 00:53:36,984 Oh, no! You haven't finished it yet? 712 00:53:37,153 --> 00:53:38,896 [mother] Don't cry now. Be good. 713 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:41,781 - Here it is. - You're such an idiot! 714 00:53:41,907 --> 00:53:43,022 I'm so sorry. 715 00:53:43,159 --> 00:53:46,195 Be good, don't cry. Mummy's going to get you another one. 716 00:53:48,372 --> 00:53:50,281 [sighs] 717 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,823 So? 718 00:53:51,959 --> 00:53:56,003 I'm not sure if I'll be free. Let's play it by ear. 719 00:53:57,423 --> 00:53:59,462 [chuckles] 720 00:53:59,591 --> 00:54:01,631 [whistles] 721 00:54:04,304 --> 00:54:08,634 - Let's just ignore him. - What kind of man would take that? 722 00:54:09,393 --> 00:54:11,718 - Were you whistling just now? - Yes. 723 00:54:11,853 --> 00:54:14,938 - You really are a sleazebag. - What?! 724 00:54:15,524 --> 00:54:17,979 You don't look like one but you act like a slimeball. 725 00:54:18,110 --> 00:54:19,354 Now you're making me mad. 726 00:54:19,653 --> 00:54:21,645 You, mad? You're scum of the earth. 727 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,607 Come on, let's just go. 728 00:54:33,750 --> 00:54:35,956 - Hold it, I'm with the CID! - Hold it, I'm with the CID! 729 00:54:40,965 --> 00:54:43,337 You should have said so earlier, my colleague. 730 00:54:43,468 --> 00:54:45,709 - Did I hurt you? - I'm pretty hard to beat, 731 00:54:45,845 --> 00:54:48,051 I'm usually the one doing the beating. 732 00:54:48,181 --> 00:54:50,672 - Are you okay? - Your girlfriend still seems shaken. 733 00:54:50,808 --> 00:54:52,931 Yes, she's just worried that I'll hurt somebody again. 734 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:54,555 - Let's go. - Bye. 735 00:54:54,937 --> 00:54:56,100 Bye. 736 00:55:00,818 --> 00:55:02,277 You're done fighting? 737 00:55:02,403 --> 00:55:04,561 Oh, no. We were just practising. 738 00:55:04,697 --> 00:55:06,855 Hey, don't hassle the girls again! 739 00:55:06,991 --> 00:55:08,864 [splutters] 740 00:55:08,993 --> 00:55:10,701 And you were hassling the girl too? 741 00:55:10,828 --> 00:55:12,820 You don't really think I have such bad taste, do you? 742 00:55:12,955 --> 00:55:14,615 I was whistling to you, not her. 743 00:55:14,748 --> 00:55:16,990 All right, let's go. The competition is starting soon. 744 00:55:17,126 --> 00:55:18,039 Okay. 745 00:55:22,005 --> 00:55:25,873 The Roller Skates Obstacle Challenge is to commence now. 746 00:55:26,009 --> 00:55:28,085 It's your turn now, go ahead. 747 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:29,335 How about a kiss first? 748 00:55:29,638 --> 00:55:31,465 You don't have to, really. 749 00:55:46,655 --> 00:55:48,647 Our first contestant, number 8. 750 00:55:57,874 --> 00:55:59,913 [applause] 751 00:56:48,048 --> 00:56:50,088 Mm! 752 00:56:53,387 --> 00:56:55,213 Be careful! 753 00:57:36,971 --> 00:57:39,011 [pants] 754 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,769 Not now. 755 00:57:45,062 --> 00:57:47,102 Our second contestant, number 37. 756 00:57:47,231 --> 00:57:48,773 [applause] 757 00:58:21,890 --> 00:58:23,930 [applause] 758 00:58:31,316 --> 00:58:34,068 - We might land a good deal here. - Let's get him. 759 00:58:37,947 --> 00:58:39,987 [groans] 760 00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:44,156 Why are you taking my stuff? 761 00:58:44,287 --> 00:58:46,326 [whimpers] 762 00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:47,998 He took my stuff, help! 763 00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:49,951 [Chai] I just got robbed! 764 00:58:52,170 --> 00:58:54,328 [Chai] Robbery! Robbery! Catch him! 765 00:58:55,339 --> 00:59:00,085 Catch him! He just robbed me! 766 00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:01,835 Robbery! 767 00:59:04,265 --> 00:59:06,423 Hey, keep quiet. Let's go! 768 00:59:06,851 --> 00:59:08,890 [whimpers] 769 00:59:19,905 --> 00:59:21,945 [shrieks] 770 00:59:25,994 --> 00:59:29,114 I'm a cop. I'll take responsibility for any damages. 771 00:59:45,013 --> 00:59:46,258 We have to run. 772 01:00:18,129 --> 01:00:20,584 It's in the van! Oh, no! 773 01:00:21,549 --> 01:00:23,588 [whimpers] 774 01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:28,676 - What the... - [tyres screech] 775 01:00:35,396 --> 01:00:37,305 [car horn blares] 776 01:00:37,439 --> 01:00:38,684 Step on it, go! 777 01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:43,777 [car horn blares] 778 01:00:52,663 --> 01:00:54,490 [tyres screech] 779 01:00:54,623 --> 01:00:56,662 [groans] 780 01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:00,168 You bastard! Are you nuts? 781 01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:02,460 [tyres screech] 782 01:01:07,552 --> 01:01:11,004 - Police! Now go after that car! - Yes, okay. 783 01:01:42,044 --> 01:01:44,286 Police here! Go after that car! 784 01:01:52,096 --> 01:01:53,590 Faster, do an overtake. 785 01:01:53,723 --> 01:01:55,549 Overtake! 786 01:01:57,059 --> 01:01:58,684 Step on it, he's getting close. 787 01:01:58,811 --> 01:02:00,850 [car horns blare] 788 01:02:10,656 --> 01:02:13,573 You are slower than a truck! 789 01:02:22,709 --> 01:02:24,749 [horn blares] 790 01:02:30,258 --> 01:02:32,085 Police here... 791 01:02:49,444 --> 01:02:52,729 Stop the car or I'll shoot. 792 01:02:54,198 --> 01:02:56,321 - I mean it! - Stop the car, stop it! 793 01:02:56,451 --> 01:02:58,490 [tyres screech] 794 01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:58,169 [brakes squeal] 795 01:03:58,303 --> 01:04:00,342 [tyres screech] 796 01:04:02,223 --> 01:04:03,552 Close call. 797 01:04:09,397 --> 01:04:12,184 - Your driving sucks! - Oh my, what a big accident! 798 01:04:12,317 --> 01:04:14,356 [shouting] 799 01:04:22,493 --> 01:04:23,525 I'm doomed. 800 01:04:23,661 --> 01:04:25,784 [thwack, groans] 801 01:04:27,623 --> 01:04:29,995 [Chai whimpers] 802 01:04:31,085 --> 01:04:33,658 - Chai, are you okay? - Fine. 803 01:04:33,796 --> 01:04:36,038 Father-in-law, I tried my best. 804 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,581 Big Brother, the goods were taken by the Five Star Cleaning Company. 805 01:04:38,718 --> 01:04:42,418 Okay. Get the boys and hunt that cleaning company down. 806 01:04:42,555 --> 01:04:44,097 [both] Yes. 807 01:04:44,223 --> 01:04:46,014 - You over there! - [whimpers] 808 01:04:46,141 --> 01:04:50,056 You're only good in the bedroom, that's about it. Now get out of here! 809 01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:51,729 Yes. 810 01:04:53,691 --> 01:04:56,146 Get me Mr. Chan, our butler. 811 01:04:56,568 --> 01:04:58,644 You're to stay in your room at all times! 812 01:04:58,779 --> 01:05:00,985 - Father, you can be nicer. - [grunts] 813 01:05:06,578 --> 01:05:11,370 - Chan, this is the list for the invites. - Yes, sir. 814 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:29,140 - Hey, get the gear and come in. - Sure. 815 01:05:32,103 --> 01:05:36,895 Now that the instructions are clear, I'm not going to repeat myself. 816 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:39,692 Who's in charge here? 817 01:05:39,819 --> 01:05:42,606 That would be me. My name is... 818 01:05:44,115 --> 01:05:46,321 Please pay attention. 819 01:05:47,201 --> 01:05:50,036 First of all, please bring only what you need. 820 01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:51,989 Oh, okay. 821 01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:56,452 Everything else, get it out of here. 822 01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:58,993 - Understand? - Oh, okay. 823 01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:03,291 These stairs lead to the second floor. 824 01:06:03,717 --> 01:06:05,757 - No kidding! - Hm? 825 01:06:05,886 --> 01:06:10,299 The weather is really nice... He was only talking to me. 826 01:06:11,183 --> 01:06:13,341 The second floor is off limits. 827 01:06:13,602 --> 01:06:16,058 And, the toilet is over there. 828 01:06:16,188 --> 01:06:18,394 You can clean it but you can't use it. 829 01:06:18,524 --> 01:06:20,563 [all grunt] 830 01:06:25,739 --> 01:06:28,491 - Fancy a cigarette? - Yes, thank you. 831 01:06:30,952 --> 01:06:32,328 Thanks. 832 01:06:32,954 --> 01:06:36,039 Another rule. If you want to have a cigarette, you must not light it. 833 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:38,953 Our master hates cigarette ash. 834 01:06:41,755 --> 01:06:43,794 Mmm. 835 01:06:49,512 --> 01:06:51,671 Do you shed a lot of hair? 836 01:06:51,806 --> 01:06:53,051 Not that much lately. 837 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:55,175 Then put a cap on or something. 838 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:58,394 Its not very hygienic to have loose hairs everywhere. 839 01:06:58,521 --> 01:06:59,802 [sniggers] 840 01:06:59,939 --> 01:07:02,609 Also, as I've pointed out in the contract, 841 01:07:02,734 --> 01:07:06,945 you will only be paid when the job is performed to my satisfaction. 842 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,822 Of course. 843 01:07:08,948 --> 01:07:12,032 Good. Then you can get started. 844 01:07:13,202 --> 01:07:17,531 All right, now that we're done with his nonsense, let's clean this up. 845 01:07:24,255 --> 01:07:27,090 [policeman] Faster, faster. Chase him. 846 01:07:27,758 --> 01:07:29,667 Chase him. 847 01:07:30,219 --> 01:07:31,547 Chase him, go on. 848 01:07:35,808 --> 01:07:38,678 PC 7086 salutes you, sir. 849 01:07:45,025 --> 01:07:46,140 Sir... 850 01:07:47,027 --> 01:07:49,862 - 7086, sit! - Yes, sir. 851 01:07:54,076 --> 01:07:56,068 You were really brave this morning! 852 01:07:56,203 --> 01:07:57,198 [English] Thank you, sir. 853 01:07:57,329 --> 01:07:59,736 [Cantonese] Do you have any idea how many cars were damaged? 854 01:07:59,873 --> 01:08:01,367 I didn't have time to count, sir. 855 01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:03,243 - It totals to more than 50 vehicles! - [English] Thank you, sir. 856 01:08:03,376 --> 01:08:06,911 - [Cantonese] Why are you thanking me? - [English] No thanks, sir. 857 01:08:07,047 --> 01:08:08,422 [sighs] 858 01:08:08,548 --> 01:08:10,624 And do you know what happened to the two guys you arrested? 859 01:08:10,759 --> 01:08:12,751 - They broke out from jail? - I'd rather they did! 860 01:08:12,886 --> 01:08:16,171 They're out on bail for $500 each. You have no witnesses, no evidence. 861 01:08:16,306 --> 01:08:18,382 What am I supposed to charge them with? 862 01:08:19,267 --> 01:08:21,343 What? Speed racing with a cop?! 863 01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:24,475 Every case you're on incurs big expenses. 864 01:08:25,481 --> 01:08:28,055 I'm still trying to figure out where to post you next. 865 01:08:28,192 --> 01:08:30,564 You should be posted somewhere far away! 866 01:08:31,737 --> 01:08:34,026 Sir, I was merely performing my duty. 867 01:08:34,157 --> 01:08:36,826 Duty, my eye! Take your filthy hands off that bowl. 868 01:08:43,749 --> 01:08:45,409 Hey, where are my two turtles? 869 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:46,659 Stop! 870 01:08:48,462 --> 01:08:50,206 [chuckles] 871 01:08:50,339 --> 01:08:52,166 Sir, good thing I noticed. 872 01:08:53,634 --> 01:08:56,801 If you kill my Rosey, I'll have you stand guard at the reservoir. 873 01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:59,761 - [crack] - Albert! 874 01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,930 [gasps] 875 01:09:09,775 --> 01:09:11,981 - It was only a pencil sharpener. - [crack] 876 01:09:13,445 --> 01:09:16,018 Sir, how many pencil sharpeners do you have? 877 01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:20,023 - Only 1! - Albert! 878 01:09:24,414 --> 01:09:26,739 Oh, my! Sir, now I'll have to guard the reservoir. 879 01:09:27,459 --> 01:09:30,662 The reservoir?! You are back on uniformed patrol! 880 01:09:30,795 --> 01:09:33,203 - [whimpers] - [captain] Rain or shine. 881 01:09:37,427 --> 01:09:41,127 - [Vaseline] Hey, you're running a red light! - [Exhaust Pipe] Really? Did I? 882 01:09:42,765 --> 01:09:44,805 [siren] 883 01:10:07,998 --> 01:10:10,869 - You just ran a red light. - Sir, please give me a chance. 884 01:10:11,001 --> 01:10:13,753 Okay, let me see your licence. 885 01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:22,053 Oh, I know him. 886 01:10:24,807 --> 01:10:26,005 Hey, let me. 887 01:10:26,141 --> 01:10:28,763 - Sir. - It's you again, fat boy. 888 01:10:28,894 --> 01:10:32,892 Yeah. Good to see you. It really pays to have friends in the right places. 889 01:10:33,023 --> 01:10:36,474 Not really. I don't let my friendships infringe on my job duties. 890 01:10:36,610 --> 01:10:39,183 Tell your friend to drive more carefully the next time. 891 01:10:39,321 --> 01:10:43,449 - Sir... - It's part of the job, I can't help it. 892 01:10:44,826 --> 01:10:48,076 Let him ticket us. That's just about all the cops are good for anyway. 893 01:10:48,205 --> 01:10:51,241 You don't see them being so prolific with the criminals! 894 01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:54,792 I ended up here because I was really on top of the criminals. 895 01:11:02,260 --> 01:11:06,388 - How frustrating. - Just relax, I'll think of something. 896 01:11:15,273 --> 01:11:17,230 - [gasps] - Clean up. 897 01:11:17,358 --> 01:11:18,900 Didn't you say we should think of something? 898 01:11:19,026 --> 01:11:20,900 Yes, but you need brains. Do you have any? 899 01:11:21,028 --> 01:11:22,570 - Yes. - Yes? 900 01:11:22,697 --> 01:11:26,362 Okay, then. Can you name "the five crops"? 901 01:11:29,078 --> 01:11:32,281 Rice, maize, wheat... 902 01:11:32,832 --> 01:11:36,912 wheat... barley? And... grains. 903 01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:38,871 Yeah, you eat grains, right? 904 01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:42,082 Well, it just slipped my mind. 905 01:11:42,216 --> 01:11:45,003 That means you don't know. Now, since you can't name the five crops, 906 01:11:45,135 --> 01:11:46,713 you'd better get on all fours and do some work. 907 01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:48,505 Oh, sure. 908 01:11:48,722 --> 01:11:51,296 - Then be sure to clean up this mess. - Okay. 909 01:11:59,650 --> 01:12:02,769 - What are the five crops anyway? - If I knew I wouldn't have to ask. 910 01:12:03,695 --> 01:12:05,688 How can I not know the 5 crops?! 911 01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:07,649 Corn, wheat... 912 01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:13,283 [sighs] I'm really depressed these days. 913 01:12:13,413 --> 01:12:17,576 In the past, I had people cleaning up after me. 914 01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:20,994 Now I'm a cleaner. And I have to take this abuse from our customers. 915 01:12:21,129 --> 01:12:24,877 Well, it's not like we're being pushed around. That butler is just picky. 916 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,291 That's the norm with the rich when they throw their fancy parties. 917 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:30,301 Well, you see, if he had invited me... 918 01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,090 Would you have gone? 919 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:32,923 Of course. 920 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,809 You wish! They only invite the good and the great. 921 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,809 What, you need to show your bank account at the door? 922 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:40,309 He's right, we can look rich as well. 923 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,733 You might be able to act it. I am it. Successful, established. 924 01:12:45,403 --> 01:12:47,609 In that case, we should gatecrash. 925 01:12:47,738 --> 01:12:50,194 - Oh, no. - What? Why not? 926 01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,032 Didn't you say you know a lot of society figures? 927 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,535 We might be able to land some more clients there. 928 01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:57,741 - That's right! - I'll probably run into old friends. 929 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,744 - Ah, I see... - Teapot! 930 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:01,907 Coming! 931 01:13:03,587 --> 01:13:07,252 I remember now. It's rice, barley, potato, wheat and maize. 932 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,925 Now you know. 933 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,878 Let's go. 934 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:12,334 Where? 935 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:13,669 To hire some clothes for you. 936 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,679 - For what? - For a party. 937 01:13:27,027 --> 01:13:28,818 Where are our props? 938 01:13:31,948 --> 01:13:36,028 - Is this going to work? - I can work anything! 939 01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,655 Give me a light. 940 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:43,082 - You go first. - Okay. 941 01:13:50,466 --> 01:13:51,961 This way, please. 942 01:13:54,887 --> 01:13:57,675 Hi, how are you? Hope you're doing well. 943 01:13:57,807 --> 01:13:59,846 [coughs] 944 01:14:02,019 --> 01:14:04,178 Those cigars are something else. Do you know them? 945 01:14:04,313 --> 01:14:05,476 No, not at all. 946 01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:06,685 More guests. 947 01:14:07,275 --> 01:14:09,314 [sister coughs] 948 01:14:11,028 --> 01:14:12,772 Please put it out. 949 01:14:17,618 --> 01:14:18,781 [gasps] 950 01:14:18,911 --> 01:14:21,200 Don't be overwhelmed. You haven't seen anything yet. 951 01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:23,786 I know a lot of people here. 952 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,451 But we're not so sure they know you at all. 953 01:14:27,211 --> 01:14:29,583 Look, isn't that Chan Chiu? 954 01:14:29,713 --> 01:14:32,500 How are you? Welcome, Mr. Wong. 955 01:14:32,633 --> 01:14:34,542 Isn't he acting like he's the host? 956 01:14:34,676 --> 01:14:36,052 Of course, he is the host. 957 01:14:36,178 --> 01:14:37,458 How come I didn't know this before? 958 01:14:37,596 --> 01:14:39,589 You don't know much, anyway. Let's go. 959 01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:43,473 Hello. Nice to meet you. 960 01:14:44,019 --> 01:14:46,344 Sis, let me introduce you to some friends of mine. 961 01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,231 You pulling my leg again? 962 01:14:49,357 --> 01:14:51,848 No, we're on a truce for now. Let me tell you something... 963 01:14:51,985 --> 01:14:56,279 Here we are in the fields, let's play in the fields. 964 01:14:56,781 --> 01:14:58,608 Am I wrong? 965 01:15:01,745 --> 01:15:02,740 I don't get it. 966 01:15:02,871 --> 01:15:06,204 Why bring your own packed lunch to a buffet? 967 01:15:06,499 --> 01:15:10,034 - I see. Vaseline! - Hey, if you just tail Vaseline, 968 01:15:10,170 --> 01:15:14,381 you won't get anywhere. Walk round with a guy who makes you look good. 969 01:15:15,133 --> 01:15:16,164 That's so true. 970 01:15:16,301 --> 01:15:19,716 - Teapot. - I'm not into picking up girls. 971 01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:26,685 I'm not asking you to. Just act your usual self and make me look good. 972 01:15:27,144 --> 01:15:27,926 Let's go. 973 01:15:28,062 --> 01:15:29,889 [woman] Gold prices have gone up. 974 01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,013 - Hello. - Excuse me. 975 01:15:33,985 --> 01:15:36,061 The boss, Mr. Ho is here. 976 01:15:42,284 --> 01:15:44,241 - Show him to the study. - Yes. 977 01:15:44,954 --> 01:15:46,364 [English] Of course. 978 01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:48,741 [Cantonese] This way please. 979 01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:58,042 - Mr Chiu, my congratulations. - Thank you. 980 01:16:00,302 --> 01:16:03,386 - It's a good party. - Thanks to our guests. 981 01:16:08,894 --> 01:16:11,764 [man] I thoroughly enjoyed it. It really works. 982 01:16:13,273 --> 01:16:15,182 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 983 01:16:16,526 --> 01:16:18,519 Right. I did, too. 984 01:16:28,538 --> 01:16:31,243 May I help you? 985 01:16:31,374 --> 01:16:32,833 Oh, I'm looking for the toilets. 986 01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:34,619 - This way please. - Yes. 987 01:16:37,922 --> 01:16:40,958 - Excuse me, this way please. - Oh yes. 988 01:16:42,844 --> 01:16:46,259 - Go straight and then take a left. - Thank you. 989 01:16:58,359 --> 01:17:00,980 Mr Lam, thank you. If you need anything, 990 01:17:01,112 --> 01:17:04,812 - just phone my secretary, Susan. - Yes, of course. 991 01:17:05,407 --> 01:17:07,234 I'm not Susan! 992 01:17:07,576 --> 01:17:09,735 It sounds more classy than Sis. 993 01:17:09,870 --> 01:17:14,082 A businessman has to impress, wheel and deal, just to get ahead. 994 01:17:19,797 --> 01:17:22,252 The market is so tough these days. 995 01:17:23,634 --> 01:17:27,927 Miss, did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have? 996 01:17:28,055 --> 01:17:28,968 Really? 997 01:17:29,097 --> 01:17:34,851 Not to mention... that unrivalled elegance as well. 998 01:17:34,978 --> 01:17:39,023 I can't sleep with you. I'm married. You're very smooth, though. 999 01:17:39,149 --> 01:17:42,981 Try that line on someone else. It just might work. 1000 01:17:43,111 --> 01:17:45,269 I'll have to excuse myself now. 1001 01:17:54,289 --> 01:17:55,699 [chuckles] 1002 01:17:55,832 --> 01:17:57,990 - Miss Chan. - Hi, Miss Chan. 1003 01:17:59,877 --> 01:18:01,917 [gasps] 1004 01:18:02,046 --> 01:18:03,838 - Good evening. How are you? - Thank you. 1005 01:18:03,965 --> 01:18:05,673 That's the one. 1006 01:18:05,842 --> 01:18:09,175 - Do you know her? - Not yet, but I will soon. 1007 01:18:09,303 --> 01:18:11,462 She is so fine and feminine. 1008 01:18:11,806 --> 01:18:13,633 How do you define that? 1009 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:17,184 At the sheer sight of her, you just want to jump her. 1010 01:18:17,311 --> 01:18:19,138 Now do your part. 1011 01:18:20,147 --> 01:18:21,262 What do you have in mind? 1012 01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:23,391 - Grab her. - You're so kind. 1013 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,187 Here we go. 1014 01:18:30,741 --> 01:18:32,781 [woman shrieks] 1015 01:18:33,619 --> 01:18:35,777 It's this floor, it's so slippery. 1016 01:18:37,581 --> 01:18:39,408 Hello, miss. 1017 01:18:47,883 --> 01:18:50,670 Brother Chiu, what is going on with the goods? 1018 01:18:51,553 --> 01:18:53,629 Everything is fine. Just have your payment ready. 1019 01:18:53,764 --> 01:18:56,764 Money is not an issue. When can I expect to see delivery? 1020 01:18:56,892 --> 01:18:58,600 In 3 days. 1021 01:18:59,269 --> 01:19:01,724 Here's my business card. Thank you. 1022 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,187 [thinks] Five Star Cleaning Company?! 1023 01:19:10,655 --> 01:19:13,063 - How are you, Mr. Chan? - Fine, thank you. 1024 01:19:16,327 --> 01:19:17,952 [inaudible] 1025 01:19:19,539 --> 01:19:21,366 It's all set, then. 1026 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:31,046 Mr. Ho, it's confirmed. Now, please excuse me. 1027 01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:33,926 Sure, and I have to leave as well. 1028 01:19:37,139 --> 01:19:38,420 - Bring him here. - Yes. 1029 01:19:38,557 --> 01:19:40,597 [string quartet plays] 1030 01:19:43,229 --> 01:19:45,186 - Wait outside. - [all] Yes. 1031 01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:51,226 - [man] You've got a good business there... - [Jack] It's okay. 1032 01:19:51,362 --> 01:19:54,446 Mr. Jack So. Mr. Chiu would like to discuss some business with you. 1033 01:19:54,573 --> 01:19:57,360 Mr. Chiu? Take this for me, please. 1034 01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,319 - Excuse me, business beckons. - Go ahead. 1035 01:19:59,453 --> 01:20:00,616 This way, please. 1036 01:20:06,585 --> 01:20:09,158 - Teapot, come dance with me. - Yes. 1037 01:20:13,925 --> 01:20:15,752 Mister, would you like to dance? 1038 01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:20,389 No, thanks. 1039 01:20:21,641 --> 01:20:23,052 [sniggers] 1040 01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:27,134 Big Brother, this is Mr. Jack So. 1041 01:20:27,272 --> 01:20:30,356 Mr. Chiu, we've met before. How are you? 1042 01:20:31,109 --> 01:20:34,063 Well, I heard that you're good. 1043 01:20:34,195 --> 01:20:36,865 Hardly. I used to have these two lads working for me - Scarface Wing 1044 01:20:36,990 --> 01:20:40,156 and Cat-Poo Keung. They slash everyone who gets in their way. 1045 01:20:40,285 --> 01:20:43,072 What line of business does Five Stars engage in? 1046 01:20:43,204 --> 01:20:48,032 We're a huge cleaning company, with a staff of over 100, 1047 01:20:48,167 --> 01:20:51,868 plus 5 directors. We've been tending to your premises here as well. 1048 01:20:52,004 --> 01:20:54,839 If you need anything, feel free to phone us. 1049 01:20:54,966 --> 01:20:58,216 Five Star's future has never looked better. 1050 01:20:59,595 --> 01:21:02,003 Then, where's that briefcase? 1051 01:21:02,139 --> 01:21:03,302 What are you talking about? 1052 01:21:03,432 --> 01:21:07,050 Give it back or you're in trouble. 1053 01:21:07,186 --> 01:21:09,428 What trouble? What are you talking about? 1054 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:15,105 - So you're not going to tell? - I've just said I don't know. 1055 01:21:15,236 --> 01:21:17,275 [groans] 1056 01:21:19,365 --> 01:21:21,191 And now? 1057 01:21:21,325 --> 01:21:24,824 Now what? You're the one who kicked me for no real reason. 1058 01:21:24,953 --> 01:21:26,578 [groans] 1059 01:21:27,623 --> 01:21:29,283 You're still not telling? 1060 01:21:30,209 --> 01:21:35,451 Maybe your partners will tell. Round up his partners! 1061 01:21:35,589 --> 01:21:37,628 [muffled protests] 1062 01:21:39,926 --> 01:21:42,215 [shrieks, chatter] 1063 01:21:44,389 --> 01:21:47,473 That bastard Chan Chiu! He tricked me into some business get-together, 1064 01:21:47,601 --> 01:21:49,973 and then asked me for some briefcase, which I don't have. 1065 01:21:50,103 --> 01:21:54,765 At which point he pointed a gun at me, beat and gagged me. 1066 01:21:55,608 --> 01:21:59,558 It's nothing. Please don't be overly concerned. It's a misunderstanding. 1067 01:21:59,696 --> 01:22:02,269 Misunderstanding?! You were going to round up my partners! 1068 01:22:02,407 --> 01:22:04,316 I didn't tell him who my partners were. 1069 01:22:04,450 --> 01:22:07,024 Now that my partners are all here, you want to get me?! 1070 01:22:07,161 --> 01:22:10,826 Or kill me?! Such a big deal for nothing! I say we leave now! 1071 01:22:10,957 --> 01:22:12,784 Please stay, my guests. 1072 01:22:12,917 --> 01:22:14,744 What? You're in my way! 1073 01:22:14,877 --> 01:22:16,917 [screaming] 1074 01:22:19,423 --> 01:22:21,215 To hell with you. 1075 01:22:23,427 --> 01:22:25,467 [shrieks] 1076 01:22:26,013 --> 01:22:28,053 [screams] 1077 01:22:35,022 --> 01:22:37,809 Get your hands off me! Hands off! 1078 01:22:39,610 --> 01:22:41,649 Ooh! 1079 01:23:07,637 --> 01:23:09,677 [groans] 1080 01:23:12,350 --> 01:23:14,390 [moans] 1081 01:23:15,937 --> 01:23:17,894 My apologies, goodbye. 1082 01:23:18,481 --> 01:23:19,892 [thwacks] 1083 01:23:22,110 --> 01:23:25,810 - Father, what's wrong? - Back to your room. Now! 1084 01:23:31,828 --> 01:23:32,907 - To hell with you. - [screams] 1085 01:23:37,458 --> 01:23:41,076 My teacher always says "Fight them head on, till you drop." Come on! 1086 01:23:45,174 --> 01:23:48,875 That's all you've got? I can take quite a bit, come on! 1087 01:23:52,014 --> 01:23:53,722 I'm the better one. 1088 01:24:30,343 --> 01:24:32,383 [growls] 1089 01:24:39,561 --> 01:24:41,886 [thinks] If you dare to raise that leg, I'll kick you down. 1090 01:24:42,647 --> 01:24:44,141 [thinks] I can see it a mile away. 1091 01:24:54,158 --> 01:24:55,024 Turned to stone? 1092 01:25:04,877 --> 01:25:06,917 [T eapot yells] 1093 01:25:20,059 --> 01:25:21,885 What's really going on here? 1094 01:25:22,311 --> 01:25:24,138 I haven't the slightest clue. 1095 01:25:24,813 --> 01:25:26,391 It'll be hard to escape this one. 1096 01:25:40,287 --> 01:25:41,200 Lighter! 1097 01:25:42,164 --> 01:25:44,203 [both yell] 1098 01:25:46,585 --> 01:25:47,995 Teapot, hold them back! 1099 01:25:58,430 --> 01:26:01,099 If you kill them, who's going to cough up my goods? 1100 01:26:03,768 --> 01:26:05,927 [Jack] We'll wait for you out there. 1101 01:26:08,606 --> 01:26:10,350 You lot are abandoning me? 1102 01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:34,289 After them! 1103 01:26:34,423 --> 01:26:37,626 - Put out the fire first! - Yes! 1104 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:38,756 - Put out that fire! - Yes! 1105 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:45,346 Ready? 1106 01:26:51,648 --> 01:26:53,475 I feel better already. 1107 01:26:54,485 --> 01:26:56,192 You shouldn't be. 1108 01:26:56,653 --> 01:26:57,567 Don't move! 1109 01:27:02,826 --> 01:27:05,578 Hey, wait for me! Stop the car! 1110 01:27:05,704 --> 01:27:08,159 Don't make any stupid moves. Stop the car! 1111 01:27:10,667 --> 01:27:15,044 I can't believe you guys left without me. Is that what friends are for? 1112 01:27:17,048 --> 01:27:19,290 [groans quizzically] 1113 01:27:23,471 --> 01:27:25,927 I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong car. 1114 01:27:27,308 --> 01:27:29,384 Guess not, huh. 1115 01:27:32,105 --> 01:27:34,263 Marvellous. The young and gifted. 1116 01:27:35,066 --> 01:27:37,105 Fancy pulling such a move on Chan Chiu. 1117 01:27:37,985 --> 01:27:42,315 I'm a man of my word. If you lot give me that briefcase, 1118 01:27:42,448 --> 01:27:44,275 I'll give you $20 million dollars for it. 1119 01:27:44,408 --> 01:27:45,986 What briefcase? 1120 01:27:46,118 --> 01:27:48,407 Stop pretending. It'll just annoy me. 1121 01:27:48,537 --> 01:27:50,696 We really don't have this briefcase. What are you talking about? 1122 01:27:51,165 --> 01:27:53,205 Big Brother, let us do the asking. 1123 01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:55,741 A few slashes should do the trick. 1124 01:27:56,128 --> 01:27:58,204 Go on. I don't want to be stressed by this one. 1125 01:27:58,339 --> 01:28:00,497 Hold it, stop for a second. 1126 01:28:01,717 --> 01:28:05,133 Let's not be greedy. Why don't we do business with him, 1127 01:28:05,262 --> 01:28:07,302 instead of Chan Chiu? He seems more to the point. 1128 01:28:07,431 --> 01:28:09,258 Good that you're thinking straight. 1129 01:28:09,433 --> 01:28:12,636 Its a deal. Let's do the transaction at 9am tomorrow, park at the peak. 1130 01:28:12,770 --> 01:28:14,050 Let's go now. 1131 01:28:14,646 --> 01:28:15,180 Watch it! 1132 01:28:15,314 --> 01:28:19,857 You think I'm stupid? She'll be our hostage. 1133 01:28:20,444 --> 01:28:23,398 No, no way. Brother, I don't want to stay here. 1134 01:28:24,406 --> 01:28:27,193 Siblings, even better. 1135 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:31,531 Excuse me. 1136 01:28:33,665 --> 01:28:36,121 Sis, don't you worry, we'll come back for you soon. 1137 01:28:36,251 --> 01:28:41,043 I'll give you till daybreak tomorrow. After that, I'm killing the hostage. 1138 01:28:41,339 --> 01:28:43,877 - You... - Hold it. Consider it done. 1139 01:28:44,342 --> 01:28:46,050 - Let's go. - You got it?! 1140 01:28:46,177 --> 01:28:49,131 Yes. Let's go, come on. 1141 01:28:54,018 --> 01:28:55,845 Big Brother, should we tail them? 1142 01:28:56,271 --> 01:28:58,808 No. I don't want Chan Chiu to pick up on this. 1143 01:28:59,732 --> 01:29:01,808 We don't have that briefcase. Why did you say we do? 1144 01:29:01,943 --> 01:29:03,686 Where are we going to find it? 1145 01:29:03,820 --> 01:29:05,065 - What do we do now? - Yeah? 1146 01:29:05,196 --> 01:29:09,146 Yes, so what?! If I hadn't said that, you think we'd have escaped?! 1147 01:29:09,283 --> 01:29:11,276 - What I mean is... - I know what you mean. 1148 01:29:11,410 --> 01:29:13,533 You want to take any briefcase and fake it. 1149 01:29:13,663 --> 01:29:15,821 These cheap tricks won't work. 1150 01:29:16,123 --> 01:29:18,495 No, not really. As long as they can be fooled. 1151 01:29:18,626 --> 01:29:22,042 You're nuts! Do we know the size, make or, better still, 1152 01:29:22,171 --> 01:29:23,369 the contents of that briefcase? 1153 01:29:23,506 --> 01:29:26,210 - No we don't. - Then how do we fake it? 1154 01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:28,044 That's why you're always right. 1155 01:29:28,177 --> 01:29:30,668 - Here. - What's with this briefcase? 1156 01:29:30,804 --> 01:29:32,464 It's probably the one they're after. 1157 01:29:32,598 --> 01:29:34,425 Why didn't you tell us before? 1158 01:29:34,767 --> 01:29:36,973 I wanted to, but you guys kept cutting me off. 1159 01:29:37,102 --> 01:29:39,474 - Why did you cut him off? - Stop it. Let's open it. 1160 01:29:51,908 --> 01:29:52,904 Wow! 1161 01:29:53,034 --> 01:29:55,572 - Wow, what? - Oh, just a premature "wow." 1162 01:29:58,206 --> 01:30:00,246 [all] Wow! 1163 01:30:02,919 --> 01:30:05,078 It's all US dollars! See! 1164 01:30:06,006 --> 01:30:09,006 - US dollars, we really did well. - So much cash. 1165 01:30:09,134 --> 01:30:12,134 - We're rich, just like that. - It's all $ 100 bills. 1166 01:30:12,262 --> 01:30:13,839 We're rich, yes! 1167 01:30:14,556 --> 01:30:17,093 And stacks of it too! 1168 01:30:18,309 --> 01:30:20,302 Smells nicer than the best perfume. 1169 01:30:21,854 --> 01:30:23,681 - That's right. - Nicer than perfume. 1170 01:30:23,815 --> 01:30:25,973 Hey, can't you see it's all counterfeit? 1171 01:30:26,484 --> 01:30:28,311 Don't kid with me. 1172 01:30:28,945 --> 01:30:31,518 Look at this printing plate. 1173 01:30:35,117 --> 01:30:38,154 Great, we can print more ourselves. 1174 01:30:38,954 --> 01:30:41,492 - You know how? - No. 1175 01:30:41,957 --> 01:30:43,665 This is all worthless. 1176 01:30:44,668 --> 01:30:48,333 You lot are greedy beyond belief. We need this to get Sis back. 1177 01:30:49,006 --> 01:30:50,121 Let's put it back. 1178 01:30:50,257 --> 01:30:53,044 How uncaring! You lot would take this cash over my sister. 1179 01:30:53,177 --> 01:30:54,719 - Let's go get her. - Hang on. 1180 01:30:54,845 --> 01:30:56,636 Don't rush, let's get changed first. 1181 01:31:30,338 --> 01:31:32,378 [all moan] 1182 01:31:41,182 --> 01:31:43,471 - Are they here yet? - No, not yet. 1183 01:31:43,601 --> 01:31:46,555 - Then let's run. - No, they'll be sure to spot us. 1184 01:31:49,357 --> 01:31:52,144 We have to split up and distract them. 1185 01:31:52,276 --> 01:31:55,443 The three of you lure Chan's lads to the warehouse, and try to stall them. 1186 01:31:55,571 --> 01:31:58,109 Curly, you take these printing plates and lure Ho here. 1187 01:31:58,240 --> 01:31:59,948 What? You want them to kill me! 1188 01:32:00,076 --> 01:32:03,445 Don't worry, he's not going to kill you without getting what he wants. 1189 01:32:03,996 --> 01:32:06,321 - I'll fetch the lads. - What lads? Do we know any? 1190 01:32:06,999 --> 01:32:09,157 No. But don't you worry. 1191 01:32:09,543 --> 01:32:12,117 Our fate looks really bleak. [quivers] 1192 01:32:12,463 --> 01:32:15,713 Don't worry. Chan won't kill us before he gets his printing plates. 1193 01:32:15,841 --> 01:32:18,332 Even if he gets one, we'll still be fine. 1194 01:32:22,931 --> 01:32:23,880 They're coming. 1195 01:32:24,016 --> 01:32:25,510 You take these. 1196 01:32:27,728 --> 01:32:30,219 - Get going! Hunt them down! - Yes. 1197 01:32:31,732 --> 01:32:33,641 - Okay? Now, take care. - Yes. 1198 01:32:36,069 --> 01:32:38,691 - This isn't a trick, right? - I have no idea. 1199 01:32:38,822 --> 01:32:41,360 Those guys trick me all the time, I'm used to it. 1200 01:32:42,951 --> 01:32:44,575 - Hey! - There! 1201 01:32:46,663 --> 01:32:49,118 I can see them! Don't run! 1202 01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:51,659 [tyres screech] 1203 01:32:52,502 --> 01:32:54,459 - Get over there. - Yes. 1204 01:32:56,631 --> 01:32:57,627 Let's go now. 1205 01:32:58,508 --> 01:33:00,547 Quick! Quick! 1206 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:11,099 [squeals] I didn't see anything, I won't tell. 1207 01:33:15,691 --> 01:33:17,483 [silenced gunshot] 1208 01:33:17,610 --> 01:33:19,401 - You killed him? - No, I was shooting at the lock. 1209 01:33:19,528 --> 01:33:21,486 - Watch before you fire. - Yes. 1210 01:33:23,991 --> 01:33:25,070 Not here, let's go. 1211 01:33:26,827 --> 01:33:28,867 [silenced gunshot] 1212 01:33:45,137 --> 01:33:47,592 - Teapot, can you drive? - Yes. 1213 01:33:48,348 --> 01:33:50,092 - Go then. - What? 1214 01:33:50,225 --> 01:33:52,017 Break out of here. 1215 01:33:52,144 --> 01:33:53,009 Just me? 1216 01:33:53,145 --> 01:33:55,683 Good warriors are never outnumbered. 1217 01:33:56,398 --> 01:33:57,726 No. Not me. 1218 01:33:57,858 --> 01:34:00,313 Come on, I'll be the back-up. 1219 01:34:04,322 --> 01:34:05,864 [engine starts] 1220 01:34:05,991 --> 01:34:08,316 [tyres squeal] 1221 01:34:29,055 --> 01:34:30,466 [they grunt] 1222 01:34:32,642 --> 01:34:34,884 [thwack, groan] 1223 01:34:36,270 --> 01:34:39,355 Go fight somewhere else, don't involve me. Go! 1224 01:35:03,881 --> 01:35:06,716 Is that all you can do? Stand and shoot?! 1225 01:35:06,842 --> 01:35:08,965 - I can fight as well. - Put the gun away then. 1226 01:35:09,094 --> 01:35:11,550 You two have been posing cool all day, now go get them. 1227 01:35:14,766 --> 01:35:16,842 [laughs] 1228 01:35:16,977 --> 01:35:19,016 [both yell] 1229 01:35:30,407 --> 01:35:32,446 [groans] 1230 01:35:32,993 --> 01:35:35,032 [groans] 1231 01:35:46,172 --> 01:35:50,384 - Where were you? You're sweating. - I was looking for you lot. 1232 01:36:08,444 --> 01:36:10,483 [strains] 1233 01:36:14,658 --> 01:36:15,903 One of them is here! 1234 01:36:21,165 --> 01:36:22,410 Back there. 1235 01:36:22,958 --> 01:36:25,366 - This is captivating. - I like action too. 1236 01:36:25,502 --> 01:36:29,286 - It's okay. - It's not okay if the action is here. 1237 01:36:32,467 --> 01:36:34,211 You're nothing but trouble. 1238 01:36:45,438 --> 01:36:48,226 Don't come for me. Go, get out. 1239 01:36:48,900 --> 01:36:50,940 [screams] 1240 01:36:52,320 --> 01:36:54,360 [all groan] 1241 01:37:44,621 --> 01:37:46,661 [groans] 1242 01:38:29,916 --> 01:38:31,743 We found these three. 1243 01:38:33,419 --> 01:38:36,835 Give me the briefcase. Now you go finish them off. 1244 01:38:42,053 --> 01:38:43,547 Hold it! 1245 01:38:44,889 --> 01:38:45,802 Whoops! 1246 01:38:45,932 --> 01:38:47,011 Where are the other plates? 1247 01:38:47,141 --> 01:38:50,095 - We traded them in for life insurance. - What? 1248 01:38:50,227 --> 01:38:53,561 - Our big brother has it. - Who is your big brother? 1249 01:38:53,689 --> 01:38:55,148 - He's... - Don't tell him! 1250 01:38:55,274 --> 01:38:57,646 If you don't tell me, I'll kill you all. 1251 01:38:57,776 --> 01:39:00,350 You'll kill us anyway. Our big brother is on his way here. 1252 01:39:00,487 --> 01:39:03,572 - Teapot! - We have to look out for ourselves. 1253 01:39:03,699 --> 01:39:06,616 If big brother has any integrity, he'll come and get us. 1254 01:39:06,744 --> 01:39:09,828 If he doesn't, serves him right to come into this mess anyway. 1255 01:39:09,955 --> 01:39:12,707 But if he knows what a mess we're in, he might chicken out. 1256 01:39:12,833 --> 01:39:15,205 True, its so typical of these big brothers. 1257 01:39:15,752 --> 01:39:16,915 Good, I'll wait. 1258 01:39:24,344 --> 01:39:26,052 Big brother, don't come! 1259 01:39:27,139 --> 01:39:29,890 Big brother, he's trouble. Why don't we kill him off? 1260 01:39:30,016 --> 01:39:33,101 Oh no, such loyalty is quite rare these days. 1261 01:39:33,562 --> 01:39:35,601 [Sis whimpers] 1262 01:39:37,107 --> 01:39:38,601 They're coming. 1263 01:39:49,953 --> 01:39:51,779 Ho Man?! 1264 01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:56,198 You're not setting me up, are you? 1265 01:39:56,334 --> 01:39:57,745 Of course not, big brother. 1266 01:39:57,877 --> 01:40:00,794 - Hey, I'm not your big brother. - Okay. 1267 01:40:04,217 --> 01:40:07,336 Teapot, Exhaust Pipe, Vaseline! We're here! 1268 01:40:11,223 --> 01:40:13,263 - Big brother. - [grunts quizzically] 1269 01:40:13,392 --> 01:40:16,844 Shh. Don't! We don't want to drag our big brother into this. 1270 01:40:16,979 --> 01:40:20,313 - What are you saying? - [laughs] 1271 01:40:20,441 --> 01:40:24,059 They were right, you were trying to pull a fast one on me. 1272 01:40:24,194 --> 01:40:26,234 Brother Chiu, you're mistaken. 1273 01:40:26,530 --> 01:40:30,859 Big brother, I'll assume the danger for you. Here, your printing plates. 1274 01:40:30,993 --> 01:40:33,318 He's got the other one. You two sort this out. 1275 01:40:33,454 --> 01:40:35,280 Brother Chiu, I can explain. 1276 01:40:35,414 --> 01:40:38,165 There's no need for that. Get in your positions! Now! 1277 01:40:46,591 --> 01:40:48,631 - Go! - [all yell] 1278 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:56,427 Ho Man! I'm coming to get you. 1279 01:41:03,191 --> 01:41:05,682 We're bound to see one of them go down. 1280 01:41:05,819 --> 01:41:08,773 Yeah, but the one left standing will be after us. 1281 01:41:16,079 --> 01:41:17,489 [tyres screech] 1282 01:41:27,715 --> 01:41:29,791 Big brother, the cops are here. 1283 01:41:29,926 --> 01:41:32,048 - Let's split. - Go. 1284 01:41:35,681 --> 01:41:37,341 - Let's get going as well. - Yes. 1285 01:42:16,137 --> 01:42:17,964 Get down! 1286 01:42:22,060 --> 01:42:23,851 What a scene! 1287 01:42:35,990 --> 01:42:38,030 [all gasp] 1288 01:42:41,079 --> 01:42:44,494 - Larry... - Hang on, stand to the side. 1289 01:42:45,666 --> 01:42:48,204 - Gather all the evidence. - Yes, sir. 1290 01:42:51,631 --> 01:42:53,089 Is he for real? 1291 01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:55,876 Sir, the evidence. 1292 01:42:58,471 --> 01:43:02,385 You're caught red-handed. I'm afraid you're looking at a very long jail term. 1293 01:43:03,767 --> 01:43:05,641 - Take them away. - Yes, sir. 1294 01:43:08,063 --> 01:43:09,392 Get up! 1295 01:43:09,523 --> 01:43:11,812 Let's get them to the station. Go! 1296 01:43:14,319 --> 01:43:16,561 - I have a question. - Go ahead. 1297 01:43:16,697 --> 01:43:19,698 - Are you for real? - Of course I'm for real. 1298 01:43:19,825 --> 01:43:22,280 I'm with the Special Police Force unit. 1299 01:43:22,619 --> 01:43:25,739 I specialise in going undercover, in order to combat gangster crime. 1300 01:43:26,373 --> 01:43:31,118 Thank you for your co-operation. I'll need your testimonies also. 1301 01:43:31,253 --> 01:43:34,337 Ha! I've always had very distinguished friends. 1302 01:43:34,464 --> 01:43:35,923 You're certainly one of them. 1303 01:43:37,134 --> 01:43:41,463 No wonder you were so crude, you're a cop! Thumbs up, though! 1304 01:43:41,805 --> 01:43:45,672 I've always known that you're legitimate. I always respected you. 1305 01:43:47,977 --> 01:43:52,935 My teacher hates snitches, but I've never paid attention to my teacher. 1306 01:43:53,817 --> 01:43:57,517 Larry, you look great in uniform. I really like it. 1307 01:43:58,321 --> 01:44:01,405 I'm applying for the police force tomorrow. Come. 1308 01:44:08,164 --> 01:44:10,322 Sit still. What's up with you? 1309 01:44:10,458 --> 01:44:13,874 I hate going to the precinct. It's worse than meeting the mother-in-law. 1310 01:44:14,003 --> 01:44:15,497 I didn't know you have a mother-in-law. 1311 01:44:15,630 --> 01:44:18,251 No, it's just a metaphor for how uneasy I am. 1312 01:44:19,717 --> 01:44:21,294 Hi, fat boy! It's you again! 1313 01:44:21,427 --> 01:44:23,585 - Yes sir. - What did you get yourself into now? 1314 01:44:23,721 --> 01:44:25,879 No idea. Probably something from my past. 1315 01:44:26,015 --> 01:44:27,842 Let me help. 1316 01:44:28,434 --> 01:44:30,261 Sir, do you rank well here? 1317 01:44:31,145 --> 01:44:32,769 Three stars. You know what it stands for? 1318 01:44:32,896 --> 01:44:33,892 No. 1319 01:44:34,023 --> 01:44:35,849 Sir. 1320 01:44:38,861 --> 01:44:41,696 Three stars stand for Chief lnspector. 1321 01:44:41,822 --> 01:44:44,277 Teapot, give me your hand. 1322 01:44:46,910 --> 01:44:48,737 The other way. 1323 01:44:52,249 --> 01:44:53,791 GOOD CITIZEN AWARD 1324 01:44:53,917 --> 01:44:56,325 - Is it for me? - Yes. 1325 01:44:56,461 --> 01:44:58,288 And a $20000 reward. 1326 01:44:59,005 --> 01:45:01,247 Thank you, sir. 1327 01:45:01,550 --> 01:45:04,005 We have money for the wedding now. 1328 01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:07,262 - 7086. - Sir. 1329 01:45:07,389 --> 01:45:10,971 You can take some credit for this case as well. Here's yours. 1330 01:45:12,352 --> 01:45:13,016 MERIT AWARD 1331 01:45:13,144 --> 01:45:14,638 Thank you, sir. 1332 01:45:14,771 --> 01:45:17,262 Sir, just a banner? Do I get a raise? 1333 01:45:17,774 --> 01:45:19,268 - Yes. - Oh, really? 1334 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:21,726 Not now. The next time the government raises police wages, 1335 01:45:21,861 --> 01:45:23,189 yours will go up too. 1336 01:45:23,655 --> 01:45:25,481 That means nothing. 1337 01:45:27,533 --> 01:45:29,989 - Susie. - How did it go? 1338 01:45:30,536 --> 01:45:33,905 - That's all I got. - Encouragement, none the less. 1339 01:45:34,040 --> 01:45:36,198 A good raise is better, though. 1340 01:45:37,043 --> 01:45:39,284 - I have something to tell you. - What? 1341 01:45:39,420 --> 01:45:41,578 I've decided to accept your proposal. 1342 01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:46,126 Really! Oh, I'm sorry, fat boy. She's agreed to marry me! 1343 01:45:46,260 --> 01:45:48,418 I've been looking forward to this! 1344 01:45:50,806 --> 01:45:54,305 - Congratulations. - Can't you time your congratulations? 1345 01:45:54,435 --> 01:45:56,807 - Let me buy you a drink. - Okay, I'll race you to the gate. 1346 01:45:56,937 --> 01:45:58,728 - Okay. - Hey, hang on. 1347 01:45:58,856 --> 01:46:03,185 - Let's both carry our fiancees. Okay? - Okay. 1348 01:46:04,653 --> 01:46:07,025 [together] One, two, three... 1349 01:46:14,871 --> 01:46:20,328 - I've been blessed with such special friendships 1350 01:46:21,253 --> 01:46:24,337 - And my buddies look out for me all the time 1351 01:46:24,464 --> 01:46:26,291 - We labour and laugh together 1352 01:46:27,467 --> 01:46:29,923 - When the going gets tough 1353 01:46:30,136 --> 01:46:31,963 - You wish you could just scream 1354 01:46:33,515 --> 01:46:35,970 - When you're completely exhausted, you deserve a break, 1355 01:46:36,101 --> 01:46:37,927 - And a good laugh 1356 01:46:38,561 --> 01:46:41,646 - Have a good laugh! Nothing tops being happy. 1357 01:46:41,856 --> 01:46:44,643 - A good laugh can do such wonders. And learn to laugh at will! 1358 01:46:44,776 --> 01:46:47,942 - It sure drives out all frustrations. And boredom too 1359 01:46:48,071 --> 01:46:51,404 - And it puts a sparkle in your eyes. So learn to laugh at will 1360 01:46:51,532 --> 01:46:54,284 - It's as if the five lucky stars always shine upon you, 1361 01:46:54,410 --> 01:46:57,162 - It's just pure joy to be able to laugh at will 1362 01:46:57,288 --> 01:47:00,242 - This is fabulous! Everyone should try to laugh more 1363 01:47:00,374 --> 01:47:02,201 - Have a laugh 1364 01:47:02,335 --> 01:47:04,374 [laughter] 1365 01:47:19,518 --> 01:47:21,345 - Laugh like you're mad 1366 01:47:22,563 --> 01:47:24,721 - And make your friends do so too 1367 01:47:25,649 --> 01:47:28,520 - Look, he's laughing his guts out 1368 01:47:28,777 --> 01:47:30,604 - Let's all follow suit 1369 01:47:31,071 --> 01:47:33,313 - I make people laugh. You really do 1370 01:47:33,448 --> 01:47:35,275 - And its wonderful 1371 01:47:35,409 --> 01:47:36,951 - I'll laugh at will 1372 01:47:37,077 --> 01:47:38,240 - It can drive away your misfortunes 1373 01:47:38,370 --> 01:47:40,113 - Everybody crack a joke! 1374 01:47:40,247 --> 01:47:43,248 - Everyday is just a pleasure. Be sure to smile everyday 1375 01:47:43,375 --> 01:47:45,996 - It's as if the five lucky stars always shine upon you 1376 01:47:46,127 --> 01:47:48,583 - It's wonderful when you can laugh at will 1377 01:47:48,964 --> 01:47:51,917 - Laugh at will, its fabulous! Now, everybody have a... 1378 01:47:52,050 --> 01:47:53,877 - Big laugh! 1379 01:47:56,012 --> 01:47:58,468 - It's as if the five lucky stars always shine upon you 1380 01:47:58,598 --> 01:48:01,054 - It's wonderful when you can laugh at will 1381 01:48:01,309 --> 01:48:04,678 - To laugh at will, it's fabulous! Now everybody have a... 1382 01:48:04,812 --> 01:48:06,639 - Big laugh! ~ 103539