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I, Simon Qing, am rich and powerful man in Qing He County

Ever since I lost my virginity

and knew what pleasure sex can give me,

I am obsessed with sex

It becomes my favourite past time

From then on, I visited all kinds of brothels,

and spent my days frolicking with women...

Until I met my first wife Moon,

who truly loves me and with whom I have the best sex

However,

When I came across Lotus and had sex with her again,

I was completely overwhelmed. To have her to myself only,

I murdered her husband Wu Da Lang

and made Lotus my concubine

Henceforth, I became a sex addict

and my lust knows no end

Lotus!

Dear husband, you're back!

Yes, I'm back

Come and sit here

Why do you look so happy?

Do you remember Mrs. Wang?

Yes, I certainly remember her

Poor soul!

After Mr. Wang had taken a new concubine, his eight,

he hasn't touched Mrs. Wang since

Really?

He completely ignores her

And there's more

The new concubine is a fox

She knows how to please men in bed

I'm the only one who knows what she does

She can perform the Dragon Moves upon men when she makes love

She does it with Mr. Wang every night before he goes to bed

Are the Dragon Moves that good?

I'll teach you in a moment and you'll know...

Come on

Bottoms up!

Encore!

Bottoms up!

Leave us alone

Yes, master

I want to have some too

Are you sure?

Good

It is really good...

Fantastic!

Have you peeled it?

Try it

Good

Nothing on earth is more delicious than this

Then have a few more

Is it nice?

Let me try

Kiss it

It is stuffy

No, not there!

One piece

Two pieces

Three pieces

Four pieces

Five pieces

Six pieces

Here I come

Master, it hurts...

Please let me go...

Master...

Master...

Is it fun, eh?

Open the door

Come

Come on... Let's drink

What are you doing?

Let go of me!

Be careful

You sit down... I'm here Husband...

Get some wine, we'll drink again...

Violetta?

Whom are you calling?

This is my wife, Pinky

Her maiden name is Li

Pinky?

Master Simon, how do you do?

Go get us some tea...

Yes, master!

There's no tea... let's have some wine

I'm Simon, nice to meet you

Go take Master to his room

Yes

Master, take some rest in your room

Where?

We're going to have a drink? Good...

Thank you so much

You must be blessed to have such...

...a virtuous wife

You're teasing me. I'm embarrassed

We are good friends

But...

Sometimes, you have to talk to him

Please tell me honestly if he has done wrong

I have a concubine named Lotus

She is a beauty

These days, whenever your husband comes to visit me...

He makes passes with her

I don't feel good about that

But I don't want to tell him in case it hurts our relationship

Because of this, I feel disturbed

Is it true?

Please don't think I'm bad-mouthing your husband

I just have to let it out

Remember, don't tell him I told you so...

I understand

Thank you for informing me about his doings

That's good

I have to go now

Take care

We're here. Why do you come back so soon?

Get me some wine

Don't drink any more. You will get drunk...

Get me some wine

Look how drunk he is

Husband

Lotus

Why are you so late?

Let me tell you what I did tonight

What?

What happened?

My friend, Hua Zi Xu...

He asked me to have a drink with him tonight

He said sex with his wife...

... is not good

Then I told him I had a great time making love with you

I told him about the grapes...

He was so envious of me...

You told him...

what we did?

Get me some wine

Quick!

You just have some rest

Take him to bed

Let's go back to our room

We have to celebrate tonight

Good

Let us celebrate in whatever ways you want

Tonight, I will

use this to tie you up

You're naughty... you have so many tricks

Master, where are you going?

I'm going to open the door

What for?

It's cold outside!

Why do you let him in?

Husband, tell him to get out

Kick him out...

Do you like other men looking at your wife's body?

Don't be shy. You had slept with other men

We're like blood brothers Yes...

You can do more than watching... you can have her too

No, don't...

He's seen enough. Tell him to leave!

Isn't her skin smooth?

She's superb

Don't touch me! Get out!

She should be wet by now

Don't

She's all wet

Pick your roses... Don't...

...while they blossom

Let go of me! Since we are buddies, I will do what I please

Be nice. I want to see you have sex with him

What's wrong, honey?

Imagine you are doing it with me

Then you will feel the joy...

Hua, she's getting into it

Yes...

Give it to her harder! Harder!

My friend...

What's wrong with you? I let you screw my wife...

Don't you let her down!

Quick, screw her a hundred times!

Come on

Harder...

Harder...

Harder...

Pinky?

Faster...

Harder, harder...

Get lost! You idiot!

Get lost!

That's all he got,

how can he satisfy my wife?

Goon!

Let me do it!

You are faking it. How could you be so excited? Simon's Residence

Lotus

Master, you're looking for me?

What's the matter?

Come here and sit down

Lotus, how long have you been with me?

A few months

I want you to bear me a son

I want to have a son too

But regretfully...

we don't have one

See, there's a temple fair today

You go and pray to the gods for a son, will you?

I will

Go now and be back early

I'll wait for you in the bedroom, alright?

Sure

I'll do whatever you want

Plum

Master, are you calling for me?

Take this letter to Master Hua

Tell him it's from Lotus

I understand

Go

My darling, that day in bed...

You were better than Simon

I want to see you again...

Husband

I'm going out to talk business with a client

I'm leaving now

Don't wait for me for dinner

Then come back early if you can

I will

Who delivered the letter?

It'e delivered here by Pkum, the maid of Master Simon's new concubine...

on behalf of her mistress, Lotus

I konw. Tell them to get the sedan chair ready

Madam, how are you doing?

Why are you here?

You asked me to come here to meet you

There is no one around. Stop acting

That night, we had fallen for each other. I know you miss me

and I miss you too

Liar, who misses you?

If you don't, then why send me the love letter?

You rascal. I have done no such thing

Look! What's this?

I didn't write this letter

Please leave me alone from now on

You...

Don't go

Let's go

You can never tell a woman's heart

Amitabha Buddha. Master

Mr. Hua

Who are you?

Your executioner!

What do you want? Stop it! Go!

What?

What happened? Madam

Something's happened to Master

What's happened? Let's talk inside

Go in

Be careful!

That way

Husband, are you all right?

What happened?

Don't get angry. Hua Zi Xu

Be calm!

Bamboo, you may leave

Yes, master

Leave now. Yes!

Master Simon, what happened to my husband?

Madam...

I'm a little thirsty. Please bring me some tea

I will

Thank you

You've already made love to my concubine

I think, friends should swap sex partners...

You should let me make love to your wife

See? Here's a bottle of aphrodisiac

After taking it...

Your wife will be overwhelmed by desire and offer herself to me

You want to try it too?

I'm fine with it. Come...

To be frank with you...

Your wife looks almost the same as the woman to whom I lost my virginity

The first time I saw her, I thought she was Violetta incarnated

I've been waiting to make love to her for a long time

You'll see how many orgasms I can give her

Something you are never able to do, old fool

What happened to him?

Husband, are you all right?

Husband...

Madam, this is what happened this afternoon

He went to see Lotus today

They met at the temple fair

Maybe they had a fight, so afterwards he went drinking

Probably he'd had too many drinks, and got himself into trouble

He got beaten up

Luckily my friend was there and saw it. He told me about it

When I got there, he'd already been beaten up like this

He deserves it

Don't be mad at him

Thank you

Actually, my dear friend...

it is not worth it to get into trouble

because of Lotus

It is worthy of you to get into trouble because of us

Oh, Madam, you...

are so beautiful

And you're so nice to him

But he treats you like dirt...

Is it all worth it?

Master... please behave!

Madam, I think he'll be crippled for life

He can't possibly satify you any more

You're so young. It must be hard upon you

I didn't expect you to get excited so quickly

Don't stop!

Come on!

You're married...

We'd better stop

I want it

You said so yourself

Feeling good?

Then say it...

Scream! Yell!

Louder!

You want to join us?

Your husband cannot match my stamina!

Look at me, my dear friend

Your wife. What a slut!

You feel good right?

Scream then!

I never imagined that she is better than Violetta

So tight, such a supple body

That feeling of dominance over a woman is so exciting

I must possess her

and do upon her what I had not done with Violetta

After Hua Zi Xu's death, I married her

I then took over his legacy...

His money and his woman. What a joy!

However, my wife and my concubines...

began to fight among themselves for my favour

Good morning, Master

I wish my Master feel good and beam with my delight today

good fortune bestowed upon you...

The water is ready, Master, please take your bath...

Yes!

Master! Master!

Bad news!

What is it?

Wu Da Lang's younger brother, Wu Song, is back

Wu Song?

The guy who beat a tiger to death with his bare hands

He's just a lowly civil servant. Don't make a fuss...

No. People say he has resigned

and he's back to avenge his brother's death

Wu Song is after me?

Master, this should not be taken lightly

You'll be in big trouble if he took you to court concerning Wu Da Lang's death

The judges are in my pocket. Why should I be afraid?

Nevertheless, we'd better be careful...

Could he possibly pose any threat to me?

Hey, big brother

I'm back!

My good brother!

I miss you a lot

Me too!

I heard you killed a tiger. Yes, I did

Now you became a hero, fantastic!

Big brother, I'm now a convoy escort

That's why I came to see you

That's great...

My good brother

You must stay in my home for a few days

I'm going out of townto do a major purchase...

Let's drink wine and celebrate when I am back tomorrow

Ok? Great!

Business must come first. I'll wait for you...

Good brother!

Brother in law, do you still want to drink?

It's fine. I'll drink with my big brother when he is back

I'll fetch the wine then

There is a lot of wine at our home

Drink as much as you like

Sleep here if you get drunk

I'll help myself

Sit down!

Eat as much as you like. I'll go lay your bed

Thank you

Brother in law is handsome and hunky, more macho than my husband

I know it is wrong, morally wrong

But I can't help myself...

I never expected that when he awoke the next morning

and knew that we had an affair while he was drunk

He went berserk and ran away

I am an animal!

Big brother...

I'm too ashamed to see you again!

Big brother!

Ever since, I haven't seen brother in law again

He must have come back this time to avenge my poor husband's death

What should I do?

Big brother, I've wronged you

I can't look you in the eyes after what I had done with your wife

I know you were framed and murdered

I'll do whatever I can to seek justice

Young lady, what happened?

I'm going to dig a grave

and bury my parents

You don't even have a hoe. How can you dig a grave?

My family's land had been taken over by Simon Qing illegally

My dad went to see him to get our land back...

He was beaten to death by his servants

My mom learnt about that and cried for two days...

Last night she hanged herself

Now, I'm an orphan

My neighbours are so afraid of Simon, they won't lend me a hoe

This Simon Qing is an evil man

Lady, my name is Wu Song

I returned to this village to exact revenge on him

Since we have a common enemy,

I'd like to help you bury your parents, if you don't mind

Thank you so much

Mr. Wu, thank you for your hard work. Please sit down

Don't mention it

Please accept my homage

You don't need to do that...

Now you must help me to avenge my parents' death

Of course I will help you. I want to exact revenge on him too...

This evil man Simon...

goes to Lion Restaurant every afternoon

Tomorrow I'll take a sword with me

and kill him myself

Aren't you afraid of getting caught?

I don't think anyone from Qing He and Yang Gy County...

can stop me or catch me

If so, please stay here tonight

Have a good rest and take Simon down tomorrow

Would I bother you?

No. I live here by myself

I hope you don't mind, but

I don't have any food here to serve you

Here is some money...

You better go and buy some wine and food for both of us

I'll go now

Good

Help!

Help!

Lady, what happened?

Are you all right?

Let go of me!

Mr. Wu, you've been away for so long

How dare you commit rape once you return?

You've no respect for the law

Whom did I rape?

That lady

I just helped her bury her parents

I see. You did her a little favour so that she would invite you back to her place

Then you raped her while she'e off guard. It's shameful...

Plum, tell them I didn't do it

Why don't you say it?

Say it now

Take him away!

Plum, I didn't do it!

I'm innocent!

Plum, tell them! Simon's Residence

Congratulations! My dear husband, you've got rid of an enemy

I won't let anyone stand in my way

He wants to kill me... What a fool!

Husband, you should thank the person who have helped you the most

Who deserves the biggest reward?

Certainly it's Plum

Come, have tea

Master, Madam...

Plum, you're really smart and able

and... so curvaceous

No wonder Wu Song believed everything you told him

I couldn't do it without my Master's instructions

Madam, what reward should we give her?

Well...

Let's promote her to principal maid

Good! Just do as Madam say

Thank you, Master. Thank you, Madam

Get up!

Move! Simon's Residence

Madam. Close the door

Your servant Plum at your service, Madam

Plum, you know how i've been treating you

I paid your medical fees when you were ill

If not for me, you will be dead now

Thank you for your immense kindness

I didn't expect you to pay me back,

but you can see that I am not as powerful and respected as before

After Master made Lotus his new concubine

he hasn't slept with me for a month

I'm afraid that one day...

I will be dumped

How can that happen, Madam?

I know my own husband very well

He is completely ruthless, he'll do everything to get what he wants

He first got Wu Da Lang murdered to get Lotus

He even took Hua Zi Xu's wife as his concubine

He's insatiable

If he goes on like this,

there will be no place for me in this family anymore

Madam, what do you mean?

Come!

If I ask you for a favour...

would you do it?

I would do anything for you!

You helped my husband get rid of Wu Song...

and he took a fancy to you

I saw how he looks at you...

He really likes you

How can I compete with Lotus and Pinky? Only you can...

You must bewitch my husband so that he will forget Lotus and Pinky...

I'll arrange it, you will be his next concubine

and incite Lotus and Pinky to go against each other

If you do what I tell you to,

You'll defeat both of them

But...

I know you're no longer a virgin

You were so poor that your parents had auctioned your virginity

Don't worry. There is a way to fix it...

The Sealing Method

Seal?

How?

There is this shaman...

who can help you

I'll take you to see him

I'll do anything to repay your kindness

You want me to give her a new hymen?

I'll pay you whatever you want

I gave three women new hymens before

They were all later married to members of the royalty

and lived in luxury

Therefore, I'm going to charge you 5,000 taels

No problem

That's great

Clean yourself in there

Wait for me

Superb!

What a precious thing!

Full of winding paths

Like a labyrinth

A man who enters it will not want to come out

However...

Is there a problem?

Well, for most women...

...it takes only one hymen from the corpse of a virgin

For her, it takes three

It's easy. I'll just buy three

You think it's that easy?

The hymen of a dead virgin can be kept fresh for one day only

I only have two fresh hymens now...

...I still need one more

What can we do?

It's a big problem

You must help me

Let me see

What? My darling wife...

No, no way!

Why not? We have 5,000 taels...

Hurry up! Please!

Madam, what's he doing?

I don't know

You wait outside, I'm going to do the operation now

In no time she'll become a virgin again

Come on!

Madam, you can come in now

It's done

Madam, here's your virgin!

Thank you for your service. Thanks

Bring it over!

Put it somewhere safe!

Pardon me?

I said put it somewhere safe!

What did you say?

I said guard the money!

Plum, what happened to her?

The doctor used two hymens,

and his wife's eardrum to rebuild my hymen

Now she's deaf

No wonder she cannot hear!

Anyway, you must remember...

Your new hymen is fresh for three days only

If you're not deflowered within three days...

it will rot and stink. You might even get sick,

or contaminated by the rotten hymen and die...

You must take this to your heart

Husband

Honey, I'm back!

You must be tired today

Let's get some rest...

Good, but...

I'd... like to play a new trick with you

What trick?

I'm thinking about...

tying you up and...

No way!

We've been married for just three days, and you want to do that...?

I don't like it

Don't spoil the fun!

I've just had some wine

On a night like this...

Will you just say yes for once?

Okay. Turn off the light!

Good!

I love you!

You're very naughty!

What a trick...

Where have you learnt it?

There's more...

Why are you here?

Don't worry! Husband

Tell him to leave

But it's me who asked him to come

No... Menage a trois is great fun...

Screw her...

Yes, do it doggy style...

Screw her from behind. Thrust it in...

Get off me!

Go! Bastard! Calm down please!

Go! Go away...

I don't want to see you again!

Calm down. We're leaving... Go!

Go!

Master, what should we do now?

She wouldn't cooperate. Let us go to my second concubine

If she wouldn't cooperate, there's still Madam!

Right?

Go screw your mother!

My cock must have been cursed!

Why am I always the one who suffers?

Ancestors, please accept my prayers...

and bless Master so that he always comes across good fortune

and live a long life

His wife and concubines are always nice to him

Although I'm infatuated with my Master

But I know...

I'm too lowly and am not worthy to serve him

So long he has a happy life...

I would be grateful

I know his second and third concubine

are jealous of each other and fight behind his back

Please make them change their minds

Make them loyal and kind to my Master

Should my wish be granted,

I would do anything you ask of me...

It's me!

Please don't do that!

Didn't you say you want to serve me?

Now your timr has come...

If Madam finds out, she'll be upset!

She won't be upset as long as I'm happy

Who dares to go against my wish?

Are you willing to do anything for me?

It's great fun...

Higher

Wow!

Master, I can't stand it any more! I am dying...

Bamboo

Master...

Bamboo. Stop it

Go... quick

Kiss her whole body. If I feel good...

I'll let you screw her first

But my cock still hurts

Do you want me to ravish your "ass" ?

No... no!

Now do it!

Go!

Kiss her, and lick her all over...

Don't use your hands!

Lick her...

Lick her, yes, just like that...

Damn, he is a pervert!

Then will my artificial virginity...

be taken by Bamboo?

No hands!

What should I do?

I said no hands!

Kiss it only! No hands!

I can't stand it, I need to...

What are you doing?

What... are you doing?

Without my orders, you can't screw her...

What are you laughing at?

I'm laughing at you

Your dick is so small...

Master's dick is ten times bigger than yours

How do you know?

I've seen it

What?

You shut up!

Plum, tell me more... when did you see my dick?

I once sneaked a peek while you were bathing

I saw you naked

When I was looking at you...

I felt hot down there

I got wet...

I touched myself there...

I could not stop touching myself...

I imagined that you're on top of me

and I felt...

Felt as if my while body was burning...

You kept thrusting in and out of me...

Once... twice...

A few hundred thrusts...

You got more and more excited...

But I was still veru hot...

Come on...

Give it to me...

What's wrong with you?

Bugger off!

Buddy, I'm sorry

You almost got it...

But Master killed our joy

Master...

Master, it hurts...

Plum, you are still a virgin?

Yes

I like you so much...

I have to take you as my concubine

Thank you, Master

Why... am I in a flutter today?

No... Help...

You bitch, you don't want to screw me

Now you're going to be screwed by five men

Pinky has locked herself in her room for over ten days...

without going out. It's heart-breaking!

Anyone raped by five men would go crazy!

But Master hasn't even said one word of consolation

Master is busy preparing to take Plum as his new concubine!

Don't you know that?

I really don't know

Pinky has been in a depression

She locks herself up and refuses to see anyone

And I, having lost one concubine,

decided to take Plum as my fourth concubine

Lotus is very upset and has refused to talk to Plum

I scolded her

In my house, whoever displeases me...

won't have a good time

What are you doing here?

I'm here to congratulate you on taking a new concubine!

I thought you were jealous!

No. I just want you to see which of us us a better slut!

Don't you like threesomes?

Let's do it together

Darling, will you do it?

If it pleases my Master...

Come on

It's my fault...

I was wrong

I married the wrong man in my first marriage,

and now in my second marriage I married another wrong man...

Stay there

Madam

What is it?

Medicine for Lady Pinky

I'll take it to her

Pinky, are you feeling any better?

You should take this medicine while it's still warm

You'll get better

Thank you so much

After taking this drug...

she will have hallucinations

which are almost real...

Now take some rest...

Don't come near... stay away...

Don't come near! Stay away...

Please don't take me to hell...

No... No...

Go away... Go...

No...

Leave...

No...

Lady... No!

Don't come near... Lady...

Stay away! Lady, please calm down

Lady... Go away!

Don't come near me! Go away!

Lady, please calm down... Go away!

Lady...

A few days later, a maid found Pinky who had lost her mind

She was fighting all the time against no one

Not long after, she died

And I...

...possibly having screwed Lotus and Plum too much

had a serious backache

My back hurts a lot!

What's the matter?

Maybe I caught a cold. My back's aching

My vision is a little blurred

No wonder last night you...

Last night?

I promise it would be different tonight!

Great!

I'll rest until dusk

Sister...

This is my invention, "Sweet Dew of Ultimate Bliss"

It is as strong as...

...Simon Tate's "Mysterious Dragon Enlivening Pill"

What is it for?

It is very useful!

This is distilled...

...from women's sweat and secretions

After licking it, a man...

will make love non stop, until he is exhausted

It does not sound very special

If a man takes these...

...two drugs together...

he cannot stop making love...

for three days without ejaculation,

and when he ejaculates...

he will be totally spent and die!

Be careful with it, Lady!

That's fantastic!

Thank you, shaman!

You are my best "product", ...you make me proud

I'll help you, of course

Madam, your medicine is ready

Drink it and have a good rest

Husband...

What have you been up to?

I'm going to compensate you tonight...

Husband...

I've been waiting for you day and night!

Come on

I want it...

Wait a moment please...

Why?

I'm going to try something new with you

How?

I'll spread this on my body... you lick it off...

Husband...

Turn off the light!

I'll wait for you

Fine

Plum, where are you?

Come on, darling!

Lust is the sword of Damocles

which you unknowingly embrace every night!

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Bastard!

Plum! Come on..

Where are you?

Why...

My dick...

is so hard tonight!

Have I taken too many "Mysterious Dragon Enlivening Pills" ?

No... I...

I have to ejaculate!

What can I do?

Lotus... Lotus...

Lotus!

What happened to her?

She needs your help...

What kind of help?

Just go in.. You'll know!

You really want to go in?

Don't you want to?

It'd be embarrassing!

Just go in!

Are you looking for me?

Lotus!

Where are you?

Lotus... Where are you? Lotus!

Where are you?

It's so hard!

Husband, are you looking for me? Lotus...

Lotus...

Come...

Why are you blushing?

Come with me!

Husband... you're amazing tonight...

I... don't know...

You can't come?

No

I can't stand it... Don't stop...

A useless piece of crap!

Not so soon!

I'll get it up...

Yes! Keep going...

No way...

I can't stand it...

Oh no...

I can't...

Want to run?

Where can you go?

Come over!

No...

No...

You're killing me...

You're not going to die... I will not die...

I'm coming...

I've never imagined that one day

I will be killed by a woman

Is this karma?

Mr. Wu, I've completed my mission

Simon is dead and his family was in destitution

Thank you, Plum!

My dear friend!

Do you regret it?

Simon got what he deserved...

I'll never regret it

If I hadn't sold you to be a maid in Simon's House,

and went to jail for raping you...

How could we successfully con Simon?

I'm leaving!

Why?

I'm a broken woman. I can never serve you again

Of course you can...

From now on, only death will do us part!