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Stretch.
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Stretch.
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Come on, ladies, really stretch.
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That's it, good work.
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This'll make you think twice
before sitting down in my class
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when you think I'm not watching,
won't it, Mr Cronshaw?
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Yes, yes! Yes.
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Argh!
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I thought you had
fun at the cinema last week, hmm?
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Oh, I did. Popcorn's my all-time
favourite meal.
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And the sweet one,
it's my all-time favourite dessert.
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But you say you don't want
to go out with me again?
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Well, it never really was
a date in the first place.
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I told you I was going to the cinema
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and it was a coincidence that
you were going that night too.
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Yes, yes, a coincidence.
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Now, this food order was delivered
to the front desk, for some reason.
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I sent it to the kitchen,
did you get it? What order?
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Avocado and sea salt, cucumber and
ginger and carrot and pumpkin seed.
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Yes, I got this this morning.
Where did this come from?
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I don't know.
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I had to use nearly one gallon
of Polish mayonnaise with this
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crap to make the taste OK.
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Hi, Sally. "Good morning, Bolek."
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You don't need to
use this weird accent
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when you say my name you know.
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I'm just giving your ethnicity
the respect it deserves.
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Sounds like "you are
speaking backwards."
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This how I sound?
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Um, Sally, can you let me
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know as soon as my body wrap
preparations arrive?
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Yeah, of course.
What will they look like?
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I'm not sure, they're from a new
company. I'm diversifying.
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We'll still offer the usual seaweed
and chocolate body wraps,
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but I've also got someone
booked in for a carrot
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and pumpkin seed body wrap
this lunch time.
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Sounds wonderful, doesn't it?
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What?
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Excuse me,
I wonder if you can help me, I'm
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looking for the part of the health
club where people stand around
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looking at each other as if they've
forgotten whose turn it is to speak.
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Oh, no worries,
I think I've found it.
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Davina, my office please.
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OK, I'll bring this stuff back.
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What stuff?
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The cucumber pumpkin whatever
for Davina.
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But I thought you've already mixed
it with mayonnaise? It's OK.
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I don't need the mayonnaise,
it was out of date anyway.
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Oh, OK.
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The point is, if they don't think
they're responsible
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for my accident, why won't they let
me see the accident report book?
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I've no idea.
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It's got to be in the filing
cabinet in Alison's office.
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You haven't got a key have you?
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Alison's the only one
who's got a key.
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I know she keeps it on the same
fob as her car key,
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but apart from that,
I can't help you.
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I'm sorry, pal. Yeah, OK.
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Right, that's me.
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Oh, you're very welcome
to my sandwich if you want it.
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Why, what's wrong with it?
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Why does there have to be
something wrong with it?
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Oh my God!
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Sorry about that,
just had to get a quick espresso.
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You didn't want one, did you?
No, no, thank you.
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I find caffeine promotes fatigue,
anxiety and irrational mood swings.
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Really? It's the only
stuff that keeps me going.
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Have you ever thought about an
elderflower and redbush infusion?
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Not recently.
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Rose Cearney comes
back to work today.
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Yes. We're all very excited.
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Yes, well, let's not let the wind
blow too much up our skirts.
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The fact is she's a lovely old
lady but we need to get rid of her.
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Oh, no, Alison.
I think you're wrong, really.
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I look at The Spa not as a health
club, but as a living organism.
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Why does that not surprise me?
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And I see Rose as its life blood.
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OK, if you're determined to have
some kind of input in this
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conversation, Davina, you're going
to have to start making sense.
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We all have our separate
areas of work here,
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but Rose moves throughout those
channels, a common theme,
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bringing us
all together in a united bond.
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OK, you've had your chance.
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Basically, we're booking Rose
in for a couple of treatments today,
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as a "welcome back,
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"sorry you tried to throw yourself
off the roof" kind of thing.
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And during those treatments,
I need you to convince Rose that
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it's time for her to hang
up her rubber gloves.
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But Rose really enjoys
the company here.
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Davina, I'm running a health club,
not a retirement home.
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Rose should be sitting
drinking endless cups of tea
singing songs about the war -
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that's what old people do
when they've got no family.
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I'm sorry, Alison, I can't do it.
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Rose does have family,
I'm her family, you're her family.
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Sally on reception,
Marcus, Vron, all family.
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I'm sorry, I'm going to have to
ask you to leave.
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You're a breath
away from lighting a candle
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and singing "We Are The World".
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Convince her she should take
retirement.
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Believe me,
it's the best thing for her.
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Oh, um, I know Eric's in charge
of Rose's welcome back present,
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but I've bought her something.
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Delightful.
And it was quite expensive actually.
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We're obviously paying you too much.
So, I was wondering
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if you'd care to make a little
contribution towards it?
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It depends. Is it something
sensible like a pair of slippers?
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Or are you asking me
to chip in for a 70-year-old
woman to have her aura cleansed?
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No, it's nothing like that. OK.
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I've bought her an antique Native
American Indian dream catcher.
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Goodbye.
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There you are.
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I-I'm just glad to be back.
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I didn't mean to
cause all this fuss.
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No, you deserve it.
Oh, absolutely.
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We're just so
glad you didn't die when
you jumped off the roof.
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My cousin jumped off a roof
and killed himself,
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but he had mental health problems.
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Anyway, welcome back, Rose.
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- Three cheers for Rose.
- Hip hip. Hooray.
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Hip hip. Hooray.
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Hip hip. Hooray.
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What the hell is all this racket?
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- She's back! She's only back!
- Hey-hey!
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They said give her another week off
and I said "No, I want that
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"woman back here where she belongs,
in the bosom of her family."
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How are you, Rose?
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I'm fine, Mrs Crabbe,
absolutely fine.
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I just want to
get on with me work...
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Now, I've got some good news
and some bad news.
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The good news is, Rose is back.
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Yeah!
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The bad news is, you're all going
to have to clean up after
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yourselves today, as
she won't be doing a stroke of work,
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because I've booked her in for a day
of treatments, courtesy of The Spa.
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Oh, no, I wouldn't like that.
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Right, now, haven't
you all got work to do?
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Alison, can I have a word?
If it's quick.
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We all chipped in and got you
a welcome back present, Rose,
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but you're not getting it
till this afternoon
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so no snooping around
trying to find it, eh.
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Just give me ten minutes, Rose,
and I'm coming to get you.
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I've got a body pump
class at 12, Rose,
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only if you feel up to it,
of course.
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You have a look
of my cousin actually.
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Very sad eyes.
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Oh!
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Hello, The Spa, Sally
speaking, how can I help?
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I just wanted to
get on with me work.
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Marcus, can we make it quick?
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I've got an important
meeting in town in half an hour.
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Yeah, I just wanted to say, um,
oh, what was it?
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Um, resistance bands.
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Resistance bands?
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I was thinking we should
introduce them here at The Spa.
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Marcus, when will you ever learn?
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I didn't get to be
Slimmer of the Decade by having some
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backstreet surgeon slash me open
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and artificially reduce my stomach
to the size of a gob-stopper.
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That's a gastric band.
I said "resistance bands."
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Oh, right.
I thought you said "gastric."
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Um, yes, resistance bands, yes.
I'm all for them.
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OK. How many shall I order?
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Um, just one for now,
see how it goes.
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One resistance band,
in a gym with a 1,200 membership?
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One box, I meant, obviously.
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OK. I'll order "one box."
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Great. Er, which sizes?
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Well, I'm sure you don't
need me to tell you that.
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OK, what if I ask the members
to measure their heads
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and then I find the average?
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Yeah. Obviously.
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But why would I do that?
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Resistance bands don't go
round your head.
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Look Marcus,
don't point score with me.
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We all know you're in a wheelchair.
I beg your pardon?
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What I mean is...
You can't say that.
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I'm in this chair as a result
of an accident at work,
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arising from your negligence!
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Ever since you got in that chair,
you seem to think
you're beyond approach.
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It's reproach. See what I mean?
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Alison, I've just had
a message from Ginny.
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She was calling from Xander's
Wine Bar, she's lost her phone.
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That'll be your high-powered
meeting, in a wine bar.
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Yes, Marcus, responsible adults
can have a meeting in a wine bar
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without having a party.
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The message is,
"Don't forget, babes,
my birthday drinks are at one,
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"I've been here since 11.00
and I'm absolutely shit-faced."
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My friend Ginny has an
unfortunate alcohol intolerance.
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She's obviously lost her
medication with her phone.
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Oh, I'm sorry, there's another bit.
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"Be a doll, Ali, and bring me
a clean pair of knickers,
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"I've not been home
since last night."
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Car keys.
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You're still here?
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I'm on my way out.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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Oh, Vron, have you got a minute?
Yeah, sure. What's going on?
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Well, just wanted to warn you,
there's been a bit of a complaint.
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What sort of complaint? It's from a
Mr Cronshaw, he's a new member.
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Something about public humiliation,
physical violence
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and mental torture.
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Oh, right. OK.
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Um, has Alison seen this yet?
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Not yet, no.
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OK, because you do know about the
new complaints procedure, don't you?
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Oh, no, what is it?
Oh, it's really complicated.
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Do you know what,
do you want me to look after it?
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Oh, that's really kind
of you, would you mind?
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Course not, give us it here.
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Oh, and can you email me Mr
Cronshaw's contact details as well?
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Yeah, sure. What do you want?
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Oh, you know, mobile phone number,
home address, land line,
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car reg, like that kind of thing.
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Oh, my goodness, this new complaints
procedure sounds a right pain.
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Oh, yeah, there'll be quite
a lot of pain involved.
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There you go, all done.
Great.
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Thanks so much for doing this, Vron.
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Oh, no worries.
The pleasure will be all mine.
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Tony... how old do you think I am?
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48.
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It's funny innit, you don't
want to guess a woman's age
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because if you guess too high
you piss them off,
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but if you guess too low,
then it sounds like you...
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What did you say?
I said 48.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm 48.
How did you know that?
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Because you told me
five times in the last half hour.
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You see, if you asked me
to guess your age,
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I'd say Tony...
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it doesn't matter.
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And do you know
what you'd say to me?
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I'd say my name
isn't Tony, it's Chris.
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You'd say, "Do you know what, Ginny?
You're absolutely right."
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Because you're a man and you don't
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give a flying feck about what
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I think, do you?
Absolutely not.
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Oh my God,
how long have you been here?
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Three hours.
About an hour.
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Come on, let's get you home.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I want you to have one drink
with me, just one drink.
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No, come on, Ginny, look I've got
some pants in my bag, let's just go.
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Do you know how old I am?
She's 48.
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I'm 48 years old...
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and I just want to have a drink...
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with my best friend...
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Diet Coke, please.
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..but she's dead!
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She died in 1978...
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crushed to death
at a Brotherhood of Man concert.
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What about me?
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I never knew you in 1978.
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00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:47,479
Did you bring me some knickers?
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00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,519
What is it?
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00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:55,799
It's a Native American Indian
dreamcatcher.
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00:13:55,959 --> 00:14:00,439
I don't want that, it
looks like a hangman's noose!
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00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:04,199
Dr Goodard said I mustn't have
anything in my flat that
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reminds me of death.
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Not after my suicide attempt.
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It's a dream catcher.
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I don't like it!
And I don't like this either!
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00:14:14,279 --> 00:14:18,519
This is an avocado and sea salt
wrap, it's very good for you.
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00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:21,679
Dr Goodard said
I mustn't have too much salt.
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This salt is outside,
not inside your body.
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00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:29,439
I dunno, it's pretty
borderline in a couple of places.
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Why is it so sticky?
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00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:35,479
That'll be the avocado, wonderful
source of beta-carotene and lutein.
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My friend Moira moved to Luton.
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No, lutein, it's an antioxidant.
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It wasn't an accident,
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she moved cos she wanted to be
nearer to her daughter.
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Rose...
This smells of mayonnaise.
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00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:52,959
Dr Goodard said I mustn't have
mayonnaise, I'm allergic to dairy.
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00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:55,039
There's no mayonnaise in this, Rose,
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it's all completely
natural products.
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Relax... to this whale music,
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00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:06,919
and I'll be back in half an hour.
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00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:14,999
It's not Harry Secombe is it?
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He come from Wales.
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00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,239
Cor, I'd rather have
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00:15:22,359 --> 00:15:26,319
a bit of Mario Lanza, ohh...
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00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:30,319
what a smashing-looking
fella he was.
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00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:32,359
Cor.
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00:15:32,519 --> 00:15:36,919
Tony, if you've got a minute,
I'm dying of thirst up here.
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00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:41,319
Problem is, I got off with Barry.
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00:15:41,479 --> 00:15:43,719
Who's Barry?
Barry's my cousin.
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00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,079
Ginny!
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00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:48,359
Well, sort of half cousin -
he was my dad's brother's son.
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00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:49,879
That's your full cousin.
291
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:53,159
Yeah, but he's only short -
I don't think it really counts.
292
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:58,879
Well, at least you're getting
something, even if it is
probably illegal.
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00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:01,719
On that score, things are
a complete wash-out for me.
294
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,439
Babes, babes,
why don't you give Bolek a go?
295
00:16:05,559 --> 00:16:08,399
What?! My cleaner's boy.
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00:16:08,559 --> 00:16:11,959
Don't say you haven't
had a look, he is ripe.
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00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:13,479
He's about 12.
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00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,519
24, babes,
and at that age, Christ on a bike,
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00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,199
they can't get enough.
300
00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:21,719
I know, it was my
cousin's 21st last...
301
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:22,919
You get me?
302
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:25,679
Oh my God. I've got to go.
303
00:16:25,799 --> 00:16:28,639
Yeah. Laters, babes.
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00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,319
Do you know, Tony, I'm 48...
305
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:34,839
Oi, where are you going?
306
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:38,199
He'd get it.
307
00:16:49,599 --> 00:16:51,319
Shit!
308
00:16:51,439 --> 00:16:53,519
You all right? Did you want me?
309
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,239
No, sorry.
I just wanted a bit of privacy.
310
00:16:57,399 --> 00:17:01,799
Oh, you got the book then.
What's it say?
311
00:17:01,919 --> 00:17:03,959
I don't know yet.
312
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:07,799
The accident was on March 25th but
the dates are all over the place.
313
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:09,359
I can't find the right page.
314
00:17:09,519 --> 00:17:11,599
While you're here,
what do you think?
315
00:17:13,639 --> 00:17:15,239
Da da!
316
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:17,279
What is it?
317
00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:20,159
It's Rose's present. Bird bath.
318
00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:21,759
She lives in a flat.
319
00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:25,079
Maybe she could lean the top bit
out of the window.
320
00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,679
See that's the 24th,
but then it goes to the...
321
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,359
They've ripped it out.
322
00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:37,359
Which means
one thing, they're worried.
323
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,399
I've got it, if Rose hasn't got
any birds outside,
324
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,999
why don't I bring the birds inside!
325
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:46,599
What?
It'll only take a couple of hours
to get this changed.
326
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,199
Right. I've got to try
and get this back.
327
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:54,959
I don't suppose you can help me
get this outside, can you?
328
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:56,759
I'm in a wheelchair, Eric!
329
00:17:58,439 --> 00:18:02,119
Deep breaths, Rose, the ambulance
will be here any minute now.
330
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:06,439
Yes, she's breathing,
but she looks like Mr Blobby.
331
00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:09,679
You know, Mr Blobby
from the Noel Edmonds thing.
332
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,879
Oh, I can't remember the name
of the programme, it was years ago.
333
00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:17,399
What's going on? Oh my God,
what have you done to her?!
334
00:18:18,999 --> 00:18:21,799
I think she's had a slight
reaction to the treatment.
335
00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:22,999
A slight reaction?
336
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:26,439
Jesus Christ, Davina, what did you
wrap her in, battery acid?
337
00:18:26,599 --> 00:18:29,679
No, not Deal Or No Deal,
way before that.
338
00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:32,999
Where's that ambulance?
I'm gonna die!
339
00:18:33,159 --> 00:18:34,319
Oh my God!
I'm gonna die.
340
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:36,839
Marcus, go into the cabinet
in my office, get Rose's file
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00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,399
and find out if there's
a mention of allergies of any kind.
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00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,639
Come on.
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00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:44,119
Oh, God. She did mention
something about an allergy.
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00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:58,439
I'm gonna die!
Here, hot sweet tea. Very sweet.
345
00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:01,799
Don't give her that!
Has it got milk in it?
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00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:03,159
She's allergic to dairy.
347
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:06,799
That's it! Well, that wrap was
avocado and sea salt.
348
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,399
Nothing dairy there.
349
00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:11,959
I've brought my car round.
Let's get her to the hospital.
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00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,039
Up you get, Rose, that's it.
351
00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:17,079
We've got you, we've got you.
352
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,639
You're going to be all right, Rose,
you're going to be all right.
353
00:19:25,479 --> 00:19:26,759
What's going on?
354
00:19:26,879 --> 00:19:28,639
Nothing, Eric, everything's fine.
355
00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:31,239
Hey, Rose, I made you a bird bath,
356
00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:34,319
but I were told that you
live in a flat, so...
357
00:19:35,999 --> 00:19:38,559
Da da!
358
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,239
Aaaarrrrrgh!!
359
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,879
Get her out of here,
get her to the hospital!
360
00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,559
It's to hang a cage from.
361
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,719
I thought, you know,
another two quid each
362
00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,359
and we could get her a budgie.
363
00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:04,239
What did I do?
364
00:20:04,556 --> 00:20:34,112
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