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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,409 --> 00:00:15,769 IT'S ALIVE FILMS PRESENTS 2 00:00:18,209 --> 00:00:19,929 Greetings. Welcome. 3 00:00:38,089 --> 00:00:39,289 One night? 4 00:00:40,769 --> 00:00:42,249 Until further notice. 5 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,569 Man, are you lonely? 6 00:01:31,889 --> 00:01:34,009 I am lonely, too. 7 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:36,329 Call me. 8 00:01:36,809 --> 00:01:38,929 Maybe we'll meet tonight. 9 00:01:39,089 --> 00:01:41,169 Erotically yours, 10 00:01:41,329 --> 00:01:43,609 Kikka. 11 00:01:49,689 --> 00:01:51,849 Are you ready to order? 12 00:01:53,049 --> 00:01:54,169 I'll wait a bit more, 13 00:01:54,329 --> 00:01:57,009 but I'll have a large white wine. 14 00:01:58,249 --> 00:02:00,009 Are you ready to order? 15 00:02:00,689 --> 00:02:03,249 I'll wait for one more minute and then leave. 16 00:02:08,889 --> 00:02:09,809 Kikka? 17 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,209 Juho. 18 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,089 I guess you're not Kikka. 19 00:02:19,249 --> 00:02:20,849 No, I'm not. 20 00:02:26,529 --> 00:02:28,929 I had a blind date, 21 00:02:29,209 --> 00:02:31,209 but apparently she's lost. 22 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:35,689 Poor Kikka. 23 00:02:41,649 --> 00:02:43,049 What about your date? 24 00:02:44,169 --> 00:02:47,529 He's 9 minutes late with no message, 25 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,009 so it's not looking good. 26 00:02:57,289 --> 00:02:59,289 How about I join you? 27 00:03:01,689 --> 00:03:03,249 Even though I'm not Kikka? 28 00:03:04,289 --> 00:03:05,809 Even though you're not Kikka. 29 00:03:09,369 --> 00:03:10,569 Come on over. 30 00:03:20,289 --> 00:03:21,929 - Juho. - Maria. 31 00:03:28,489 --> 00:03:30,129 Why are you on a blind date? 32 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:32,089 You have to try everything. 33 00:03:32,249 --> 00:03:33,569 I agree with you. 34 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:38,369 My date. 35 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:43,169 "Got tired of waiting. 36 00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:45,449 "Went to the cinema." 37 00:03:46,489 --> 00:03:47,649 Are you going to the cinema? 38 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:50,209 Of course not. I have a reservation. 39 00:03:52,609 --> 00:03:54,929 And are you ready to order? 40 00:03:55,249 --> 00:03:57,609 Yes... we... What would you like? 41 00:03:59,049 --> 00:04:00,729 A little bit of everything. 42 00:04:02,849 --> 00:04:04,889 We'll order a bit of everything. 43 00:04:05,049 --> 00:04:09,249 What would you recommend to drink with a bit of everything? 44 00:04:09,969 --> 00:04:11,649 Rosé goes well with everything. 45 00:04:12,289 --> 00:04:13,689 A bottle of rosé, please. 46 00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:17,809 You are a man of action, Juho. 47 00:04:18,849 --> 00:04:20,209 What do you do for a living? 48 00:04:21,569 --> 00:04:22,849 I am an engineer. 49 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:25,249 I'm starting a new job tomorrow. 50 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,689 Congratulations, Mr. Engineer. 51 00:04:28,609 --> 00:04:30,649 But I am a former porn star. 52 00:04:31,449 --> 00:04:32,649 Right. 53 00:04:32,809 --> 00:04:34,529 - Really. - Right, right. 54 00:04:34,689 --> 00:04:36,289 And I make black boxes. 55 00:04:38,129 --> 00:04:39,209 Good. 56 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:43,209 We can check tomorrow if this night was a disaster. 57 00:04:43,369 --> 00:04:44,409 Right. 58 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:04,849 We are about to close. 59 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:07,249 That's fine. 60 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:11,569 What do we do now? 61 00:05:13,289 --> 00:05:15,129 There's a hotel right next door. 62 00:05:15,969 --> 00:05:17,009 Yes. 63 00:05:20,369 --> 00:05:21,289 What do you mean? 64 00:05:22,649 --> 00:05:25,809 At a hotel, you can for example get a room. 65 00:05:26,849 --> 00:05:27,849 Oh, right. 66 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:32,929 Look at that! 67 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:38,049 When were you planning to suggest it? 68 00:05:38,209 --> 00:05:39,449 Right after these. 69 00:06:05,729 --> 00:06:07,569 TUESDAY 70 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,369 Good morning. 71 00:06:19,489 --> 00:06:20,409 Morning. 72 00:06:22,169 --> 00:06:23,529 Are you the jealous type? 73 00:06:24,689 --> 00:06:25,649 Yes. 74 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,009 - Are you? - Yes. 75 00:06:29,409 --> 00:06:30,929 Not obsessive or anything. 76 00:06:32,209 --> 00:06:33,489 Are you persistent? 77 00:06:36,489 --> 00:06:38,049 I never give up. 78 00:06:40,209 --> 00:06:43,249 Are you honest? 79 00:06:44,009 --> 00:06:45,009 Hundred percent. 80 00:06:47,169 --> 00:06:48,409 I want to see you again. 81 00:06:52,089 --> 00:06:53,889 - Can you handle the truth? - No. 82 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,089 I have to go. 83 00:06:59,369 --> 00:07:00,969 Hey, I like you. 84 00:07:02,369 --> 00:07:03,329 You are special. 85 00:07:06,089 --> 00:07:07,929 I am also very busy. 86 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:10,209 I am also very busy, too. 87 00:07:11,009 --> 00:07:12,249 We'll bump into each other. 88 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:13,569 Where? 89 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,369 See you later, Juho. 90 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:59,809 Car registered to Pelle Gustafsson. 91 00:08:05,249 --> 00:08:08,129 Have you gotten to know the city? 92 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:11,409 Yes, here and there. 93 00:08:12,969 --> 00:08:15,889 - Have you found a flat yet? - No, not yet. 94 00:08:16,649 --> 00:08:18,969 We don't normally wear the hood. 95 00:08:19,129 --> 00:08:23,009 Yes, they're hard to find nowadays, 96 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,569 and expensive. 97 00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:25,769 Yeah. 98 00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:33,249 Want to go out to lunch? 99 00:08:34,009 --> 00:08:34,769 Sure. 100 00:08:34,929 --> 00:08:36,729 Good, your treat. 101 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,529 We'll start in two minutes. 102 00:08:46,689 --> 00:08:48,769 Kitch & Cross Restaurant. 103 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,729 This is Juho speaking. 104 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:51,889 Umm... 105 00:08:52,049 --> 00:08:56,729 My wife, Maria, reserved a table for either yesterday or today. 106 00:08:56,889 --> 00:09:00,729 I wanted to check if it was yesterday or today. 107 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,729 We have a reservation for a Maria Bergholm yesterday. 108 00:09:05,889 --> 00:09:07,609 Bergholm, Maria Bergholm. 109 00:09:08,369 --> 00:09:09,729 Bergholm. 110 00:09:10,169 --> 00:09:12,489 - Yes. Right, good. - She was here. 111 00:09:12,649 --> 00:09:13,689 Great. Thank you. 112 00:09:13,849 --> 00:09:15,609 No slacking on your first day. 113 00:09:15,769 --> 00:09:16,929 Right. Sorry. 114 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,249 Find: Maria Bergholm 115 00:09:25,409 --> 00:09:27,569 Did you find the chemicals? 116 00:09:28,249 --> 00:09:29,409 Yes, I did. 117 00:09:29,729 --> 00:09:31,609 Maria Bergholm, Flysek CEO. 118 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:34,009 Maria Bergholm arrived solo in the Ball. 119 00:09:34,169 --> 00:09:36,089 Maria's father is Flysek's main stockholder. 120 00:09:36,249 --> 00:09:39,729 You need to ask if there's anything unclear. 121 00:09:39,889 --> 00:09:41,049 Flysek going public? 122 00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:44,089 There's no room for guesswork here. 123 00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:46,049 Annual turnover: 50 million euros. 124 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:48,289 Goddamn. 125 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:50,729 Yes, right. I will ask you. 126 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,329 Pelle Gustafsson, Personal Trainer 127 00:09:55,169 --> 00:09:57,249 You learning this stuff is up to me. 128 00:09:57,409 --> 00:09:58,609 Address 129 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:00,889 It is my responsibility. 130 00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:29,169 Plank. 131 00:10:43,449 --> 00:10:45,369 Sorry. I left my work phone on. 132 00:10:46,529 --> 00:10:47,729 Juho: I had fun last night. 133 00:10:47,889 --> 00:10:49,569 Can you switch that off? 134 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:51,449 I'll mute it. 135 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:53,609 Side plank. 136 00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:57,329 - Why are you smiling? - Nothing. 137 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:58,489 Tell me. 138 00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:00,769 Nothing. It's private. 139 00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:02,929 It's Tuesday. 140 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,569 - Can you focus on me, please? - Yes. 141 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,169 Okay, back. 142 00:11:12,929 --> 00:11:14,769 WEDNESDAY 143 00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:30,169 What the hell? 144 00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:49,609 Are you sure this place isn't too fancy for us? 145 00:11:49,769 --> 00:11:51,569 I'm sure we can get a beer here. 146 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,169 Hello. 147 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,329 I'll have a large pint. 148 00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:00,449 Thank you. 149 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:02,609 - Me too, please. - Yes, thank you. 150 00:12:03,969 --> 00:12:05,929 The prices are pretty steep. 151 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:29,489 Sorry, I need to send a message. 152 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,849 Yeah, okay. 153 00:12:33,489 --> 00:12:35,529 - Here you go. - Thank you. 154 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,769 I'd like to see you again. 155 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:40,049 Pretty small for a large one. 156 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:42,769 Well, here's to smooth sailing! 157 00:12:43,049 --> 00:12:44,849 It's been nice getting to know you. 158 00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:47,529 I think you'll be a good addition to our team. 159 00:12:47,689 --> 00:12:49,649 Yeah, me too. 160 00:12:53,529 --> 00:12:55,369 THURSDAY 161 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:06,809 FRIDAY 162 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:16,969 SATURDAY 163 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,929 SUNDAY 164 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:45,969 Were you out last night? 165 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:49,169 No. I just haven't slept well. 166 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:51,529 You should sleep better. 167 00:13:52,649 --> 00:13:54,009 Thank you. Thank you. 168 00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:55,729 We start in 5 minutes. 169 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:12,169 Did you give up already? 170 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,289 MONDAY 171 00:14:14,449 --> 00:14:16,209 Hey, Vertti. 172 00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:19,209 Christopher Robin called, he wants his gear back. 173 00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:23,569 This shirt was a Father's Day gift from the girls. 174 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:27,049 I think it's beautiful when a man shows his sensitive side. 175 00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:28,929 Why do you have a vagina? 176 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,409 But that does look stupid. 177 00:14:31,569 --> 00:14:33,009 Why are you wearing that? 178 00:14:33,169 --> 00:14:34,449 Why do you think? 179 00:14:37,049 --> 00:14:40,289 Hello, boys. I'm glad you could all make it. 180 00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:42,609 Don't say "boy" unless you're paying allowance. 181 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:43,809 I am. 182 00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,009 Touché. 183 00:14:45,569 --> 00:14:46,809 Let's get to it. 184 00:14:47,249 --> 00:14:51,129 My Monday date with Tuukka failed because Tuukka didn't show up. 185 00:14:51,289 --> 00:14:52,449 Why didn't you? 186 00:14:52,609 --> 00:14:54,209 - I had a call. - No. 187 00:14:54,369 --> 00:14:55,889 Yes, I did. 188 00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:58,249 You were stripping at a hen night. 189 00:14:58,409 --> 00:14:59,529 No, I wasn't. 190 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,249 - Yes, you were. - How'd you know? 191 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,969 Some of my friends were there. You were seen. 192 00:15:06,129 --> 00:15:07,449 This was sent to me. 193 00:15:09,289 --> 00:15:10,689 Wow, that looks bad. 194 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:12,809 Tuukka, we discussed this. 195 00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:15,129 I think it's great you express yourself. 196 00:15:15,809 --> 00:15:18,889 Okay. I can't help it. I just like doing it. 197 00:15:19,049 --> 00:15:23,409 I know that you like doing it. And I know how good you are at it, 198 00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:25,089 but you lied to me. 199 00:15:26,169 --> 00:15:28,529 Well, I'm sorry, but it's not a big deal. 200 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,169 Yes, it is. 201 00:15:32,329 --> 00:15:33,569 Now I can't trust you. 202 00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:35,089 Fuck off! 203 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:37,689 What? 204 00:15:39,489 --> 00:15:40,449 Get the hell out! 205 00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,689 But, I'm a fireman. 206 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,369 Tuukka, 207 00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:50,369 your trial period is over. 208 00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:53,249 I am sorry. 209 00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:54,649 What? 210 00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:56,409 You want me to just leave? 211 00:15:56,569 --> 00:15:57,609 Yes. 212 00:15:58,329 --> 00:15:59,769 Bye-bye, fireman! 213 00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,329 Goddammit! 214 00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:05,009 Tuukka's torch has been snuffed. 215 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:07,129 Take care! 216 00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:09,769 He'll be fine, he is a fireman. 217 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:11,009 Goddammit! 218 00:16:13,129 --> 00:16:15,609 What do we do now? 219 00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:17,809 With six of us and seven days? 220 00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:20,529 Don't you worry about that. 221 00:16:48,649 --> 00:16:49,609 Hi, Juho. 222 00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,049 Hi. 223 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,249 - Good to see you. - Yes. 224 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,769 I'm glad you could make it. 225 00:16:56,609 --> 00:16:58,049 So this is where you work. 226 00:16:58,329 --> 00:16:59,409 Yes. 227 00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:01,049 Here. 228 00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:02,769 Isn't it nice? 229 00:17:03,849 --> 00:17:04,889 Yes. 230 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,849 Take a seat. 231 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,209 I'd like to start seeing you. 232 00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:28,209 You mean like dating? 233 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:32,369 Yes. Are you interested? 234 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:35,089 I... 235 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,489 You don't know me. 236 00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:39,249 I'll get to know you. Are you interested? 237 00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:40,529 I am, 238 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,009 absolutely. 239 00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:47,969 I'm seeing a total of seven men. 240 00:17:48,409 --> 00:17:49,569 Does that bother you? 241 00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:55,009 - Would I be number eight? - No, no. 242 00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:58,289 I let one go and you would take his place. 243 00:17:58,969 --> 00:17:59,969 Oh, really? 244 00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:07,089 Is that okay? 245 00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:11,249 Yes, that's okay. Sounds fun. 246 00:18:13,289 --> 00:18:14,369 Good. 247 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,329 Have a look at these. 248 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:21,329 There's my address 249 00:18:21,929 --> 00:18:24,729 and my private number, only use that one. 250 00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:26,169 Here are the keys. 251 00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,689 You can move in right away. 252 00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:31,449 This comes with a flat? 253 00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:34,969 Yes, at first. There is a trial period. 254 00:18:38,329 --> 00:18:41,209 Seven men, trial period and a flat. 255 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,009 That is a lot. 256 00:18:44,169 --> 00:18:46,329 Yes. You don't mind, do you? 257 00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:50,409 I hate thinking too much. Just jump in, it'll be wonderful. 258 00:18:51,769 --> 00:18:54,049 I have a meeting, I have to go. 259 00:18:54,409 --> 00:18:55,369 Sorry. 260 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,929 Look it over and sign. 261 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,369 An NDA? 262 00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:05,729 Yes. It's kind of like a prenup. 263 00:19:05,889 --> 00:19:06,769 Simple enough. 264 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:09,689 Hermanni will explain the rules. 265 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,889 Bye. 266 00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:11,409 Hey. 267 00:20:11,569 --> 00:20:12,729 Holy shit. 268 00:20:21,129 --> 00:20:22,449 You must be Juho. 269 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,209 Yes. 270 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:26,849 And you are? 271 00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:28,049 Tuukka. 272 00:20:57,769 --> 00:20:58,769 What? 273 00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:02,129 Can I ask you something? 274 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:04,209 Have you signed the agreement? 275 00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:08,169 - No. - Then we can't talk. 276 00:21:10,009 --> 00:21:11,329 I mean... 277 00:21:11,489 --> 00:21:13,849 I'll pack my things and go in the morning. 278 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,609 TUESDAY 279 00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:28,249 About that Juho guy... 280 00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:33,369 - I need to focus on this. - Right, sorry. 281 00:21:36,009 --> 00:21:39,009 Yes, 15. Have a drink. 282 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,209 Good job! 283 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,449 You beast! 284 00:21:46,169 --> 00:21:49,009 Next Tuesday, we're going to visit Jenni and Mika. 285 00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:50,409 It's their baby's baptism. 286 00:21:50,569 --> 00:21:52,649 - Do I have to? - Yes. 287 00:21:54,369 --> 00:21:56,329 I want my friends to be your friends. 288 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,649 Why? 289 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:02,049 Okay, fine. 290 00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:04,929 Next Tuesday, your friend's baptism. 291 00:22:06,249 --> 00:22:08,289 Her baby's... 292 00:22:10,769 --> 00:22:12,689 For that, gimme 5 more. 293 00:22:12,849 --> 00:22:14,809 WEDNESDAY 294 00:22:17,609 --> 00:22:20,089 - Pietari... - Yes? 295 00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:22,569 How do you feel about polygamy? 296 00:22:24,529 --> 00:22:26,489 Like when a man has multiple wives? 297 00:22:27,209 --> 00:22:28,929 For example. 298 00:22:29,769 --> 00:22:32,209 Not really my thing. 299 00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:36,729 But not everyone likes Jerry Cotton novels, either. 300 00:22:37,969 --> 00:22:38,889 Right. 301 00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:51,929 - Hello? - Juho? 302 00:22:52,449 --> 00:22:54,689 - This is Hermanni. - Hi. 303 00:22:56,649 --> 00:22:57,729 Is there meat in these? 304 00:22:57,889 --> 00:22:59,649 Of course not. 305 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:02,289 I can whip up some umami. 306 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,849 How are you guys feeling about the new man? 307 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,569 - I don't care. - We'll see. 308 00:23:07,329 --> 00:23:09,009 Depends on what he's like. 309 00:23:10,449 --> 00:23:12,049 I trust Maria's judgment. 310 00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:15,329 What's up? 311 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,569 You look like you have cacti up your asses. 312 00:23:20,249 --> 00:23:22,169 How do you feel about this? 313 00:23:22,329 --> 00:23:24,689 No stress. I'm playing my own game. 314 00:23:26,249 --> 00:23:27,369 It's fine. 315 00:23:27,529 --> 00:23:28,609 What's this? 316 00:23:29,289 --> 00:23:30,569 Vegetable dumplings. 317 00:23:30,729 --> 00:23:32,209 Oh, Darius' dumplings in my mouth. 318 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,929 Now I know how Maria feels. 319 00:23:34,409 --> 00:23:36,249 This is fucking great. 320 00:23:36,409 --> 00:23:37,969 That's what Maria says. 321 00:23:45,369 --> 00:23:46,369 Hi there. 322 00:23:46,529 --> 00:23:47,569 Hi. 323 00:23:47,729 --> 00:23:48,729 I am Hermanni. 324 00:23:48,889 --> 00:23:49,809 Juho. 325 00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:51,569 Vertti. 326 00:23:52,209 --> 00:23:53,529 Sepe, hi. 327 00:23:56,129 --> 00:23:57,329 Darius. 328 00:23:57,489 --> 00:23:58,569 I'm Terho. 329 00:23:58,729 --> 00:23:59,849 Welcome. 330 00:24:01,889 --> 00:24:02,689 Pelle. 331 00:24:02,849 --> 00:24:04,529 Take a seat at the end. 332 00:24:05,889 --> 00:24:08,769 Welcome. Want a dumpling? 333 00:24:11,329 --> 00:24:16,089 Since there are a bit more of us than in most relationships, 334 00:24:16,249 --> 00:24:18,369 rules help avoid any confusion. 335 00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:25,289 Our existing members can correct me if I get this wrong. 336 00:24:25,449 --> 00:24:28,289 There are seven of us. We all get one day. 337 00:24:28,449 --> 00:24:31,609 On that day, we can do whatever we want with Maria. 338 00:24:32,489 --> 00:24:35,969 On the other days, there is no contacting Maria. 339 00:24:36,129 --> 00:24:38,009 No calling, no tests, no visits. 340 00:24:38,169 --> 00:24:39,609 You should write this down. 341 00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:46,569 When Maria calls a meeting, you must come, period. 342 00:24:48,769 --> 00:24:50,569 Maria hates lying. 343 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:54,209 Therefore, we adhere to absolute honesty here. 344 00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:57,049 If someone doesn't, they are let go. 345 00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:58,009 Right. 346 00:24:58,169 --> 00:25:01,129 Tuukka, your predecessor, lied once. 347 00:25:01,529 --> 00:25:03,169 His trial period was terminated. 348 00:25:03,329 --> 00:25:04,129 Fuck off. 349 00:25:04,289 --> 00:25:06,809 - Fuck you. - Put out or get out. 350 00:25:07,489 --> 00:25:11,169 He didn't follow the rules or take them seriously. 351 00:25:12,329 --> 00:25:13,449 Juho, 352 00:25:14,529 --> 00:25:16,369 you must have a serious hobby. 353 00:25:17,329 --> 00:25:18,369 Excuse me? 354 00:25:19,009 --> 00:25:21,369 You have six days a week for your hobby. 355 00:25:21,529 --> 00:25:24,929 If you don't have one, get one. 356 00:25:25,329 --> 00:25:28,489 It is the main point of this system. 357 00:25:28,649 --> 00:25:33,129 One day for your relationship, six days for yourself. 358 00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:37,369 Well, "hobby" is a trifle word. 359 00:25:37,849 --> 00:25:39,849 Lifestyle or calling 360 00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:42,889 might be more accurate. 361 00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:44,729 I love food. 362 00:25:45,489 --> 00:25:49,489 Exactly. And Pelle here, he is a sports fanatic. 363 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:52,369 Who gave poetry boy permission to speak for me? 364 00:25:52,529 --> 00:25:53,609 Yes, I'm a poet. 365 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:56,209 - I have children. - I tell jokes. 366 00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:57,889 I live off the forest. 367 00:25:58,049 --> 00:26:00,489 We each have a thing we love. 368 00:26:00,649 --> 00:26:03,049 We have six days a week to do that. 369 00:26:04,009 --> 00:26:08,329 Juho, if you follow these rules, everything will go well. 370 00:26:09,249 --> 00:26:11,649 Maria demands a lot but pays for everything. 371 00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:13,569 Everybody wins. 372 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:16,249 Welcome, 373 00:26:16,689 --> 00:26:17,769 Monday. 374 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:20,929 - Welcome. - Welcome. 375 00:26:22,369 --> 00:26:23,449 For a trial period. 376 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:24,889 For your trial run. 377 00:26:26,929 --> 00:26:28,769 THURSDAY 378 00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:35,089 FRIDAY 379 00:26:39,209 --> 00:26:41,049 SATURDAY 380 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,249 Hi, this is Maria. 381 00:26:43,409 --> 00:26:46,609 I can't get to the phone right now. Call again... 382 00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,609 MONDAY 383 00:27:09,289 --> 00:27:10,689 How was your week? 384 00:27:10,849 --> 00:27:12,049 Busy. 385 00:27:13,809 --> 00:27:15,329 Then let's not waste time. 386 00:27:38,489 --> 00:27:39,489 Good morning. 387 00:27:40,249 --> 00:27:41,449 Good morning. 388 00:27:51,409 --> 00:27:52,529 So, it's official. 389 00:27:53,529 --> 00:27:54,569 Yes. 390 00:27:57,289 --> 00:27:58,289 I gotta go to work. 391 00:27:58,889 --> 00:28:00,329 Should I come pick you up? 392 00:28:01,249 --> 00:28:02,249 No, 393 00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:04,489 let's meet back here. 394 00:28:07,929 --> 00:28:09,889 What are you thinking about? 395 00:28:11,329 --> 00:28:12,849 If every day were Monday. 23372

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