All language subtitles for Blood.Drive.S01E10.WEB-DL.x264-RARBG

Previously on "Blood drive"...

Just gonna pop these little
guys out of our heads.

Shit, you're hurt.

He needs more blood
than you can give.

Are you prepared to die?
What do you think?

Our connection caused
a kernel boot error.

What does that even mean?

- It means I love you.
- You're becoming human.

Arthur?

Arthur!

Lemonade!
Get your lemonade!

Howdy, traveler.
Lemonade?

Daddy!

Hey! nobody steals
from my girls.

Sorry.

I'm just joshing.

Jeff Warrens. You can call me
Warrens, JW, J-Dubs.

- Arthur.
- It's a pleasure, Arty man.

Now, I'm sure you've seen a lot
out there in that wasteland,

but don't worry,
you're safe from the Scar here.

Welcome to Cronenburgh!

I'll be back, baby.

God damn it, Barbie.
Where are you?

- Unbelievable.
- What?

I'm surprised you're even
alive this close to the Scar.

We got folks coming in
from all over,

looking for a fresh start.

Looking for
a way out of their funk.

- Do they find it?
- They never leave.

Something amazing happens
when you allow yourself

to see the beauty in everything.

Everything starts seeing
the beauty in you.

You smell that?

Smells like cinnamon toast.

Or a gas leak.
That's just our construction.

Pardon our dust.
This close to the Scar,

we gotta patch up small cracks
from the occasional tremors.

Nothing to worry about.

I hope I'm not being
too forward,

but it seems to me
like you're a man

looking for a sense of purpose.

Maybe Cronenburgh's just the
place for a man like you.

Thanks, but my life is
complicated right now.

Nothing complicated here,
though.

There's friendly faces

safe from the pain
of that world.

You know, we're having a town
party tonight at the church.

I'm sure everybody'd
love to meet you.

I'm not really
in the best shape.

Ah, come on.
That's just a scratch.

You don't need a doctor.
You need a party.

Sorry, ma'am.

The last guy cleaned us all out.

"Ma'am," okay.
How about I give you

$2 to never call me that again?

And 27 cents to take me
to your last customer.

As requested,
the god has arrived.

I know you don't like
too much song and dance,

so let's get right down
to the pitch.

I've got sequels, spin-offs,
tie-in comic books

to explain away all
this weird mythology.

Okay, how about a video game?

We didn't bring you here
to pitch.

We found a loophole
in your contract

that gets us around
this holding deal.

Slink, you're fired.

Grace and Arthur have been
testing off the charts,

and you lost them.
Why are you

so hung up on those two?

I know what my audience wants.

Testing is for the weak
and feeble brain.

Those weak and feeble test
groups were the only reason

we kept the race going at all.

Arthur and Grace, they've
disappeared into the Scar.

They're dead and gone.
You'd better hope not.

Right now, you're just fired.

But if we can't get those two
back on the road,

I will run your show
into the ground

and make you watch
every single moment

with your eyelids stapled
to your skull.

Grace.

You look mad.
I'm sorry I left you...

oh, don't worry.

I don't hold grudges.

So I gave you half my blood
and this is how you thank me?

I'm glad you're okay.

But I'm...

Kinda doing my own thing now.

Isn't this great?

Hey, pro tip.

Next time you try
to abandon someone,

don't leave a breadcrumb trail
of lost pages.

I didn't lose it.

I'm done with it.

And you should be too.

Wait, but why?

This is the stuff that's gonna

help us take down Heart.

What's the point?

Oh, I don't know.
That they're evil

and they need to be stopped.

What the hell happened
to you at that restaurant?

This isn't you.

Say we take down Heart

and arrest all the people
that killed Karma.

Then what? World's still
a pretty crappy place.

There's no end game.

So maybe we just stop

when we find somewhere nice.

Why can't you just accept
when good things happen?

I mean, look around.
At what? Greenery?

Perfect houses?
Oh, boy.

The offensive number
of floral headbands?

- Here we go.
- Arthur, stop.

Whatever it is that these
Stepford assholes

are trying to sell you on,

don't buy it.
No.

No one's selling me anything.

I like it here.

No, you're just not
thinking straight.

Are you sure? I mean, maybe
this is all a reward.

- For what?
- For all of the shit

that we've been through.

I have an idea.

Before you pass judgment,

come to a party with me.

Reeks like Jersey in here.

I mean, what is
that delightful smell?

It's something from
the construction.

So glad you could join us.

And you brought a plus one.

And who is this
ravishing goddess?

Her name is Grace

and she can speak
all by herself.

How rude of me.

Grace is my traveling companion.

Mm, I can tell
she's entertaining company.

Oh, you can say that again.

Oh, and here is
the man of the hour.

This whole night is all for him.

This is our town cobbler, David,

and his peach of a wife,
Melanie.

Oh, stop. Dad says that
about all his daughters.

Guilty. but really,
Mel bell is something special.

Arthur and Grace here
might be our newest residents.

- Welcome to Cronenburgh.
- Thank you so much

for having us...
what's wrong

with this picture?

You don't have
a drink in your hand.

Oh.

May I freshen you up?

Man, you do not
take a hint, do you?

What the hell? More free booze
never hurt anyone.

You know, I can tell
you think that

this is too good to be true.

But that doesn't mean
you don't deserve it.

We just met.

How the hell do you
know what I deserve?

I can smell it.

Can't you?
I can smell something.

How do you get stuff to grow
so close to the Scar?

You were saying?

I can't remember.

I-I'm so sorry.

I apologize for being
so rude earlier.

Arthur knows anger sometimes
just gets the best of me.

Aw, not at all.

I think you're actually
quite a hoot.

- Did I just giggle?
- And what's wrong with that?

Come on, let yourself
have a good time.

When I first stumbled upon
this little oasis,

I wasn't so sure.

But Mr. Warrens, ah...

Ah, he's quite a convincer.

And here we are,
five years later.

You two are the American dream.

So, Arthur, we don't quite
know how to say this,

but I was talking to Warrens

and we'd like to make you
Cronenburgh's new cobbler.

Oh, wow. Uh...

I'm flattered, but I don't know
how to make shoes.

And aren't you the town cobbler?

I'm retiring.

And you'll learn in jiffy.

'Cause here in Cronenburgh,

you have all the time
in the world.

Okay.

I... I can't really say no
to the birthday boy, now can I?

Oh, this isn't David's birthday.

- No, no.
- Anniversary.

No, Arthur. Tonight we're
celebrating my life.

This is my wake.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I...

I had no idea.
No, don't be.

I've lived a wonderful life

beside this gorgeous,
gorgeous gal.

But here in Cronenburgh,

my father believes
in celebrating life

by passing it on to the living.

Passing all parts of our life
to other people.

Like your clothes
and CDs and stuff.

No, no, no.
Arthur, no, no.

What we're trying to say is

when I'm dead and gone,

I want you to take my wife.

Jeff Warrens, j-dub.
Grace Warrens.

What's gotten into me?

He's not even my type, but...

He's just so dreamy.

I wonder how my makeup looks.

Please, no.

Please, stop.
Aki!

- Stop, no!
- Aki!

- Please, stop!
- Aki! Aki!

- No! no!
- Aki.

You scared me.

Were you having a nightmare?

I wasn't asleep.

I was remembering things.

I hurt you and I love you.

Heart knows I'm a human now.

They're gonna punish me
and I deserve it.

Don't talk like that.

You're not that person anymore.

And I'm not gonna
let them find you.

They made me hurt you.

So we should hurt them.

I was on the inside.
I know how to breach

their security protocols.

Too dangerous.

Let's stick with the plan
and find Arthur.

With him on the outside
and your Intel from the inside,

we'll know all
Heart's weak spots.

Okay. but Arthur's halfway
across the country by now.

If we wanna get to him,
we need a fast car.

And I know where
to hitch a ride.

- Am I doing it right?
- Well, the good news is

you're now the town cobbler,

so you can make yourself
a double pair of lefties

for your two left feet!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Hey, twinkle toes,

you gotta see this.
Hang on, let me finish.

- No, Arthur, stop.
- Hey...

- No, stop, stop, stop.
- What are you doing?

Look at the reflection.
These people are freaks.

- You're the only one freaking.
- Look, Arthur.

- Get that away from me.
- Look!

Look at that guy's face!

That girl doesn't even
have a face!

Beloved, charm is deceitful.

And beauty is vanity.

But the woman
who fears the lord,

she shall be praised.

Proverbs 30:31.

- Amen.
- Fuck you, Billy Graham.

Mirrors are forbidden

because they are
a symbol of vanity.

And ego is not welcome here
at our celebration.

Whoa, hey!

Come on, not here.

Just come with me.

Play the music!
Let's party!

Not only do you sound insane,

you're being disrespectful.

We're at a man's wake.

He's still alive!

Arthur, come on, this place
is seriously fucked up.

We need to go.
Why do you always

have to go digging
for pain and suffering?

Why can't you just
accept what you see?

I've been trying to tell you,
these people are not normal.

Well, I haven't seen one drop
of blood since I've been here,

and I can't exactly say I have
the same track record with you.

This is not the Arthur I know.

Well, I know who I am.

And, for once,
I'm at peace with myself.

Do you seriously
believe this shit?

What's so hard to believe?

I'm the cobbler now.

My brand new wife is beautiful.

She is named Melanie
and the old cobbler

gave her to me as a present
because he's killing himself.

This is all perfectly normal.

Denial is not the same thing
as peace, you dipshit.

My fiancée would never
call me a dipshit.

She's totally chill.

Okay.

Fuck you.

Arthur, will you
help me with this?

What is that?

That's the Scar, son.

The real scar.

Not that barren desert
that covers the top.

You sure he's really that sick?

Seems like he's still so...

Alive.
It's an honor,

not a death sentence.

He's terminal, and this is how
he's chosen to go.

I understand.

But don't you think he should
spend his last days at home?

I know death
is upsetting, Arthur.

Just take a deep breath.

Family, this man is a hero.

And we honor his spirit
by feeding it to the Scar.

And his gift will feed our souls

for another year.

Amen!

It's just so beautiful.

Holy fuck.

Snoopy, snoopy.

- Oh.
- That's my special outfit

for my wedding night.

Shouldn't you be at
your husband's party?

Husband? oh.
Oh, right, him.

I... I thought you meant
the new one.

Arthur's cute, isn't he?

Gah.

It's the withdrawals.

Shouldn't have
covered your face.

Ahh!

All right.

Company benefits...

Terminated.

401k drained back into
the company fund

and, uh, what do you want
for your meal?

Oh, well,
I wasn't expecting a meal.

I suppose something gluten free.

All this stress
has me breaking out.

You sure?

Most people want steak and ice
cream for their last meal.

- Last what?
- Dolores wanted toast.

She's so modest.

I never told her I loved her.

Sorry, a little scattered.

Gary's off sick.
He's left me

with all of these blood drive
mileage reimbursements

and he knows I can't do math.

Ah.

Tell me more about
these mileage reimbursements.

Your job must be so fascinating.

Oh, well, you see,
we get readings

off the wireless odometers.

So we can get the mileage
and then Heart

can deduct wear and tear
in tax season.

Ah, well you know,
there's a very, very easy way

to calculate that.

Release me and I'll show you.

No can do, sir.

Safety protocol.

Ah. I understand.

Shame. be so sad to see
a nice guy like yourself

get castrated over
a clerical error,

when I can so easily show you
on the wall map over there.

Okay. let's take, say,
Arthur and Grace.

Arthur and Grace.

How many miles
since their last stop?

370.

370 miles.
All right.

So if they've gone 370 miles
from here,

that means the only town
with civilization

within his radius is here.

I'm lost.

Torrent downloaded from rarbg

I'm not.

So I was on my way
to my dress fitting,

and I thought you might be
working up an appetite in here.

Aww!

You're a gem, Mel bell.
Thanks.

Of course.
Wow, the place looks great.

Yeah.
Feels like... Home.

And, hey, not bad
for my first one, huh?

I was just about to give her
a good polish.

I must say, I'm impressed
how well you're settling in.

You're handling it
with a lot of Grace.

Grace.

Grace.
That sounds so familiar.

Do we know someone named Grace?
So, I'm looking forward

to showing you the master suite
after the wedding.

I'm counting the milliseconds.

What... what's wrong, honey?

Nothing. I'm just
a little ticklish, is all.

Oh.

I see you've finally
come 'round.

Hard to resist
that Cronenburgh charm, hm?

You wish.

Reality sucks, doesn't it?

You know, I used to be
just like you, Grace.

Mad at the world.
Until I learned to stop

and take a deep breath.
No, what you did

is drug everyone and put them
under a fucked up spell.

- I'm helping them.
- Right.

Saving them from their pain.

I can tell you feel pain, Grace.

I can see it in your face.

But I'm giving you
a chance at happiness

tonight, at the wedding.

And watch Arthur
marry that skeletor?

Yeah.
No thanks.

Where else are you
gonna go, Grace?

Your world fell.

Ours is still standing.

Your world is a lie.

Perception is a lie.

Our happiness is real.

You can share it with us.

Don't fight it.

I'd rather die
knowing who I really am...

Fucked up flaws and all...

Than to play house
with freaks like you.

Very well.

At sunset,

you get your wish.

We're running out of time.

Heart security
doesn't patrol here

like they do
at the main offices.

We'll be fine.

We just have to crack
this pass code.

Try 123.
1234?

I'm in.

Jaguar for the shell

with the blood drive engine.

What do you think about
blue rims?

No, wait. Yellow.

Blue.
Definitely blue.

Too late.
We've gone for silver.

Man.

All we need is the gas.

You put the steering wheel
on the wrong side.

Ready to go?

It's strange leaving here

when I've never
lived anywhere else.

I know you're scared.

Besides, maybe you have seen
the world and don't remember it.

Maybe Heart erased
all your memories

and replaced them with new ones.

After we find Arthur,

I wanna make
a real memory with you.

We're starting right now.

Strawberry lemonade,
get your strawberry lemonade.

Howdy, traveler. Lemonade?

Hard pass on
the blood piss, child.

Now, tell me where
your daddy lives.

Wedding day jitters
are perfectly normal.

They'll disappear,
as soon as you say "I do."

Welcome to the family, son.

Put me down!

Where are you taking me? Stop.

Wait a sec, I know you.

You're Grace.
Arthur, snap out of it!

I'm gonna kill you.

You look so handsome.

Thank you,
you're very beautiful.

Snap out of it!

You were always
so special to me.

It means so much
that you'd come to the ceremony.

It's the Scar. It's the Scar.
Don't believe any of it.

I can't wait to die
for your happiness.

Arthur, please help me!

It's all a woman
could ever want.

Arthur!

Barbie!

Barbie!

Could we pull over?

I feel... what do humans call it?

Fucked up.
You carsick?

I'm sorry.

Drink.
It might make you feel better.

You okay?

Ah! goddamn!

I'm fine.

Keep driving.

Shit.

Aww, she's beautiful.

There's no woman better, sir.

- Barbie!
- Please, call me dad.

I can fucking hear you guys.

Goddammit, get me out of here!

You look unbelievable.

God, oh.

Oh, um, that's just the nerves

sometimes messes with
the sinuses.

Dearly beloved family...

We are gathered here

to celebrate the love of these
two wonderful people.

- I know you.
- Which is why I have to assume

my invitation was lost
in the mail.

We're in the middle
of a ceremony.

Pardon moi, I'm only saving you

from making the biggest mistake
of your life.

You're a handsome,
virile young man.

Don't ruin it
by settling down so soon.

That and your bride's a mutant.

Would you shut up?
You're ruining this.

Kiss me!

- Whoa! oh! Ahh!
- Arthur!

Boy, is he ever gonna

thank me for this one.

This place is a shit hole.

Everyone, everyone, uh,

the pain is only temporary.

It's gonna be okay, family.

Ahh!

Ahh, ah.

Ahh.

Aren't you glad
I came to save you?

Right.

My knight in shining Arthur.

See if you can find a foothold
for me to step on.

Ahh! it's too slippery.
I can't...

easy, easy.
It's like quicksand.

The more you struggle,
the harder it is.

Oh, god.
Oh, my head is killing me.

It's the withdrawals.

Withdrawals from what?

Is super sleuth still trying
to figure it out?

Arthur, gas from the Scar
was causing hallucinations.

Crazy, huh?

But since I've plugged
the hole...

Or should I say,
you plugged the hole...

This town can finally see itself
for what it really is.

Cleveland.

We need to keep going.

You're in pain.

I'm not as human as I thought.

Heart security protocols are
still active.

Let's wait it out.
Maybe with...

no.

You need to go.

I may have triggered
a tracking device.

They could be on their way.

I can't leave you here.

You have to.
Go find Arthur.

Make Heart pay
for what they've done.

And when that's done,
I'll be waiting.

And I'll be free.

Now please taste my rainbow.

Get us the hell out of here!

Not until you think about
what you've done.

Naughty, naughty!

Cut the shit, slink!

Tell us what your game is.

Drive or die, Barbie doll.

I'll save your
pathetic little lives

if you agree to go on
one last adventure with me.

Bullshit.

Like you don't want us dead.

Things have changed.

In two minutes, that muck'll
fill your pretty, little mouth.

Let's see how stubborn
you are then!

Ah!

Where the hell are you going?

Grace, I need to
tell you something.

Yeah, I... I already figured.

You're gay.
What?

No, I...

I know you're pissed about me
leaving you

at the Chinese restaurant,

but I couldn't stand up for you

when I couldn't stand
looking at myself.

Look, Arthur, I never needed
you to stand up for me.

I just needed you.

I didn't want to
drag you into my shit.

It's a little too late for that.

Don't you get it, you idiot?

Everything's changed
because of you.

No more killing,
no more racing, I don't...

I just want to move on.

Okay? your incessantly
annoying morality speech

finally got to me.

Just hope you found whatever it
was you were looking for here.

I did.

Are you flirting with me?

Maybe.

Hey, Arthur?

Yeah?

Is that cement drying
or are you just happy to see me?

You ruined paradise!

A specialty of mine.
Julian slink,

master of mayhem,
at your service.

You get the hell out
of my church!

Uh... ah!

Touch the suit again

and see what happens.
Ah!

This man is the devil.

He's been sent from hell

to destroy everything
we've built in Cronenburgh.

Please, reverend.

All I did was turn off
the happy gas.

I was passing through
your little Hamlet

when I stumbled up on you.

The beauty queens who've been
stunted by lies!

No. that's not true.

Brothers and sisters,

the gas...

The gas, the gas,
the gas, the gas,

the gas shows you

what you want to see!

Love, acceptance, perfection.

But I see the world
as it really is.

Brutal and unforgiving.

There's a reason your good
reverend here still looks human,

while the rest of you all
look like Satan's butthole.

There is an antidote and he's
been keeping it for himself.

No! That is not true!
This man is a liar!

You don't want anyone
to have the cure

because it gives you the power...

It gives you the power,
the power, the power over you!

The power over you!
And the power over you!

All this time
you've been wallowing here,

there's a big world out there.

Is it rough? Yes, it is.
But it's real.

It's real, it is real,
it is real, it is real!

But you've been tricked!
No.

You've been tricked
and you're following

this sad, lonely,
despicable man!

Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?

Can I get an amen?
No, no!

No! the devil!

There.

Now we can all be miserable.

Sorry about that.
So you two ready to go yet?

Oh, dear.

Oh, you washed it.
How thoughtful.

Well, you know me.

How the hell do you
always do that?

Ah, ah, ah.
More fun when she drives.

You know, Arthur,
I'm feeling pretty good

without these brain bombs.

How about you?
Oh, me too.

What do you say
we ditch this guy

and get the hell out of here?
Yeah, let's cut class.

You could do that.

And I could chase you and fight
and blah, blah, blah.

Or you could keep your promise

and go on one last adventure.

After that, good riddance.

You two lovebirds can
flit off into the sunset

for all I care.

What I have planned
for Heart enterprises

will have them begging
at my feet.

I get a sweet overall
and you get to

get to the bottom of
this bizarre obsession

they have with you
and your sister.

I'm not making a deal
with the devil.

Arthur.

We already did.

What do you say?
One last detour.

We can handle that.

You may not get
the answers you want.

Yeah, but I have to try.

Yeah.

It was nice
while it lasted, huh?

Taste of the normal life.

We'll get it back.

Next time, it'll be for real.

Road trip!

And I brought
my world-famous mixtape.