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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,591 --> 00:00:22,360 SIMON: This was in a different league. 2 00:00:23,871 --> 00:00:26,110 DAVID: It's one of the most extraordinary things 3 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:29,851 we've ever seen on this show. We are all absolutely gobsmacked. 4 00:00:29,851 --> 00:00:32,000 Absolutely amazing. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,380 Oh, I loved that. 6 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,000 You have such a beautiful voice. 7 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:39,051 Fantastic. 8 00:00:39,051 --> 00:00:41,380 Absolutely gorgeous. 9 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,741 DEEP MALE VOICE: You can't see me. 10 00:00:43,741 --> 00:00:45,641 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:46,931 # Never enough 12 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:48,741 # Never, never 13 00:00:48,741 --> 00:00:50,891 # Never enough... # 14 00:00:50,891 --> 00:00:53,250 It was amazing. 15 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,130 Absolutely brilliant. Good for you. 16 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:00,130 # One, two, three. # 17 00:01:01,821 --> 00:01:04,330 That's an audition you're never gonna forget. 18 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,641 Shut your blooming gob! 19 00:01:06,641 --> 00:01:08,611 Absolutely brilliant. 20 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,000 Now, are you sure you've got everything? Yes. 21 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,250 Phone. Yes. 22 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:27,330 Wallet. Yes. 23 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,531 Booster seat. Shut your face. 24 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:32,821 I've just got a feeling, right, like something's missing. 25 00:01:32,821 --> 00:01:34,771 Palladium, please, my good man. 26 00:01:37,051 --> 00:01:39,531 See, I told you something was missing. 27 00:01:39,531 --> 00:01:41,571 We'd better walk. 28 00:01:41,571 --> 00:01:43,101 BEEPING 29 00:01:43,101 --> 00:01:44,691 Chef. 30 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:46,491 Chef! 31 00:01:48,051 --> 00:01:51,130 Anna. Anna? 32 00:01:55,771 --> 00:01:57,771 I'm telling you, something weird's going on. 33 00:01:57,771 --> 00:02:00,531 "Graham? Graham, are you there? 34 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:02,361 'I'm waiting for you in the pub.' Hello. 35 00:02:02,361 --> 00:02:04,891 'Graham?" No, there's no Graham, its Dec. 36 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,641 Although, which pub are you in...? 37 00:02:06,641 --> 00:02:08,641 Come on, you! 38 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:10,691 CHEERING 39 00:02:10,691 --> 00:02:12,330 Miss Hayeem? 40 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:22,460 I tell you what, when I find out 41 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,130 who's making all these people disappear, 42 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:26,000 I'm gonna give them a piece of my... 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,771 Ah. 44 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:32,931 We'd better get in there or there'll be two other people missing. 45 00:02:32,931 --> 00:02:34,571 Come on. 46 00:02:36,181 --> 00:02:38,571 CHEERING 47 00:02:42,571 --> 00:02:45,281 I've got a good feeling about today. 48 00:02:45,281 --> 00:02:47,130 Would you like to see some talent? 49 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,741 CHEERING 50 00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,741 Mary. 51 00:02:59,741 --> 00:03:03,380 # A spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 52 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:05,771 # The medicine go down 53 00:03:05,771 --> 00:03:07,641 # Medicine go down 54 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:12,250 # Just a spoonful of sugar Helps the medicine go down 55 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:15,891 # In the most delightful way. # 56 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,181 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 57 00:03:24,051 --> 00:03:26,021 Oh, Mary Poppins. 58 00:03:27,771 --> 00:03:29,181 APPLAUSE 59 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:33,051 Hello. 60 00:03:33,051 --> 00:03:34,330 Hello. 61 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:35,571 I think I recognise you. 62 00:03:35,571 --> 00:03:37,051 Oh, possibly. 63 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,971 What is your name, please? Mary P. 64 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,380 Mary P. 65 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,130 I wondered if it was Mary Poppins. 66 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:45,531 We need the hat stand. 67 00:03:47,051 --> 00:03:48,611 What's the dream, Mary? 68 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:50,531 To be in theatres, to be in the West End. 69 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,771 Have you ever come close to anything like that? 70 00:03:52,771 --> 00:03:54,051 Never. 71 00:03:54,051 --> 00:03:56,250 Well, that's why we're here. Yes. 72 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,971 And we think two or three minutes 73 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,971 literally can change your life. So good luck. 74 00:04:00,971 --> 00:04:02,411 Thank you very much. 75 00:04:02,411 --> 00:04:04,210 CHEERING 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,971 She looks amazing. 77 00:04:11,971 --> 00:04:14,330 She looks like the real deal. 78 00:04:15,691 --> 00:04:18,691 # Me-me-me-me-me 79 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,571 # Me-me-me-me-me. # 80 00:04:20,571 --> 00:04:21,851 OK. 81 00:04:21,851 --> 00:04:24,571 MUSIC: 'My Humps' 82 00:04:25,741 --> 00:04:27,891 I don't remember this in Mary Poppins. 83 00:04:27,891 --> 00:04:29,101 This is the wrong song. 84 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:30,771 Wrong song, apparently. 85 00:04:32,101 --> 00:04:34,611 # What you gonna do With all that junk? 86 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:36,611 # Al that junk inside your trunk? 87 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,611 # I'mma get, get, get, get you drunk 88 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,051 # Get you love drunk off my hump 89 00:04:41,051 --> 00:04:44,210 # My hump, my hump My hump, my hump, my hump 90 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:48,101 # My hump, my hump, my hump My lovely little lumps 91 00:04:48,101 --> 00:04:49,571 # Check it out 92 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:51,330 # I drive these fellas crazy 93 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,851 # I do it on the daily 94 00:04:52,851 --> 00:04:55,000 # They treat me really nicely 95 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,330 # They buy me all these iceys... # 96 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,281 SINGS OPERATICALLY 97 00:05:02,741 --> 00:05:04,641 Mary P. She can do it. 98 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,130 SHE SINGS OPERATICALLY 99 00:05:13,921 --> 00:05:16,571 # I like big boys Itty-bitty boys 100 00:05:16,571 --> 00:05:19,210 # Manchester boys London city boys 101 00:05:19,210 --> 00:05:21,130 # I like the pretty boys With a bow tie 102 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:23,130 # Get your nails did Let it blow dry 103 00:05:23,130 --> 00:05:24,821 # I like a big beard I like a clean face 104 00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:27,130 # I don't discriminate Come and get a taste 105 00:05:27,130 --> 00:05:29,101 # From the playboys to the gay boys 106 00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:31,250 # Come and slay, boys You my fave boys 107 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,891 # Ha-ha-ha. # 108 00:05:33,891 --> 00:05:35,250 CHEERING 109 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,641 I wasn't expecting that. 110 00:05:36,641 --> 00:05:40,021 # It's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 111 00:05:40,021 --> 00:05:43,691 # Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious 112 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,641 # If you say it loud enough You always sound precocious 113 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:50,611 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious... # 114 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,771 That is the last thing I expected to see. It was incredible. 115 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:56,250 Thank you. If Mary Poppins had to evolve, 116 00:05:56,250 --> 00:06:00,021 if she's gonna exist and still be around and be relevant, 117 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:02,330 then this is her, this is who she has to be. 118 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,771 It was absolutely brilliant. 119 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:07,000 CHEERING 120 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,821 I really enjoyed that. 121 00:06:08,821 --> 00:06:10,891 It was hilarious, it was silly. 122 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:14,491 I mean, what other show could you see something like this on? 123 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:16,971 It was very funny and unexpected. 124 00:06:16,971 --> 00:06:19,460 Well done. 125 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,209 It's a great idea. 126 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,600 And you executed it perfectly. 127 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:26,650 I thought it was a brilliant audition. 128 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,780 It was memorable. 129 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:33,010 We do see people come on the stage and they do very obvious things. 130 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:35,209 This is different, which is why 131 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:38,089 I'm gonna say yes. CHEERING 132 00:06:39,209 --> 00:06:41,209 It's a yes from me. 133 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:42,450 I'm saying yes. 134 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,339 It's a yes from me! 135 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:49,289 # Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 136 00:06:49,289 --> 00:06:52,570 # Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious 137 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,419 # If you say it loud enough You'll always sound precocious 138 00:06:55,419 --> 00:06:58,730 # Supercalifragilistic Expialidocious. # 139 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,209 I really liked it. 140 00:07:00,209 --> 00:07:01,810 A good surprise. Yes. 141 00:07:01,810 --> 00:07:03,339 I liked her. 142 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,169 Oh, my goodness, that was like nothing 143 00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:07,850 I've ever experienced before. Well done. 144 00:07:07,850 --> 00:07:09,700 Go and celebrate, you've done a brilliant job. 145 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:10,880 See you next time. 146 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,089 # I do my hair toss, check my nails 147 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:14,930 # Baby, how you feelin'? # 148 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,930 It's getting real now. It is. Palladium stage. 149 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:20,089 4,000 people. 150 00:07:20,089 --> 00:07:21,810 So no pressure. 151 00:07:23,450 --> 00:07:25,209 'My name is Suzi Wild.' 152 00:07:25,209 --> 00:07:26,810 I am 34. 153 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:29,130 And I am from London. 154 00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:32,930 'I've done quite a few different jobs, 155 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,850 'but what I've always wanted to do is perform. 156 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:39,060 'I would love to win Britain's Got Talent 157 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,450 "and perform at the Royal Variety. 158 00:07:41,450 --> 00:07:45,700 'So I'm hoping that today I get that little bit closer to my dream.' 159 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,780 Fingers crossed. 160 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,419 # I do my hair toss Check my nails... # 161 00:07:50,419 --> 00:07:52,959 Hello, Suzi wild. Hello. 162 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:54,600 Great name, by the way. Thank you. 163 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,600 So's Ant and Dec.. 164 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,600 They are ready if you are. Let's do it. 165 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,570 It's all yours. Good luck. 166 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:10,450 CHEERING 167 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:12,240 Hello. 168 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,980 Hello 169 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:15,570 Hi. Are you all right? Yeah. 170 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,130 Good. Are you a bit overwhelmed? 171 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,089 Yeah, it's bigger than you think it is on the TV, isn't it? 172 00:08:20,089 --> 00:08:21,570 LAUGHTER 173 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,650 What's your name? 174 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,930 I'm Suzi Wild. Have you got anyone with you? 175 00:08:26,930 --> 00:08:30,419 My sister. She's the one waving frantically, "Hi!" 176 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:32,930 I can see her. 177 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,530 OK, and why now? 178 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:37,209 Why have you decided to come on Britain's Got Talent? 179 00:08:37,209 --> 00:08:39,240 Well, I haven't ever seen 180 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,980 anyone that looks like me doing the act that I'm about to do. 181 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,930 But also because it's, like, 182 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,810 the biggest show on TV, 183 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:51,240 I thought, "Why not throw yourself in at the deep end? Take a risk." 184 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,959 Brilliant. Why not? 185 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,930 CHEERING 186 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,850 And do you think you can win? 187 00:08:57,850 --> 00:09:00,730 Oh, yeah, I hope so, anyway. 188 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:04,309 We actually love surprises. 189 00:09:04,309 --> 00:09:06,750 We don't know what you're gonna do. So good luck. 190 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,109 Thank you. 191 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,189 SHE WHISPERS 192 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:18,620 MUSIC: 'Rule, Britannia!" 193 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,150 AS QUEEN: Hello. 194 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:32,150 Her Majesty the Queen 195 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,870 here to present the best of British telly. 196 00:09:34,870 --> 00:09:39,150 And now, lords, ladies, Simon Cowells, 197 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:41,979 let's meet the celebrities. 198 00:09:41,979 --> 00:09:43,870 Hit it! 199 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:47,229 This'll be good. I like impressions. 200 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:48,830 MUSIC: 'Loose Women Theme' 201 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,439 BOTH: Loose Women! 202 00:09:50,439 --> 00:09:55,189 AS JANET: Hello, I'm Janet Street-Porter. 203 00:09:55,189 --> 00:09:56,670 That's right. 204 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,189 The other day, 205 00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:04,189 my dentist said to me, "Janet..." 206 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:05,800 That is good. 207 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,830 "..What big teeth you've got." 208 00:10:07,830 --> 00:10:09,750 I said, "All the better for telling you 209 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,590 "to shut your blooming gob!" 210 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,950 LAUGHTER 211 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,620 MUSIC: 'Lorraine Theme' 212 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,109 AS LORRAINE: Well, hello, welcome back. 213 00:10:21,109 --> 00:10:23,750 LAUGHTER Yes! 214 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,390 No! 215 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,080 Right. Coming up, 216 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,590 Mark Heyes has got some fashion tips for Piers Morgan. 217 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:37,080 It's a blue suit with two key accessories. 218 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,080 Gaffer tape for the mouth 219 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,000 and a paper bag for the head. 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,900 That's great, isn't it? 221 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,260 That's great! 222 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,830 # The only way is up. # 223 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:50,830 AS GEMMA COLLINS: Listen, I am the GC, darling. 224 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,439 Now, being near me is an "S-E". 225 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:59,080 "Special Experience", babe. 226 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,439 So you can get your GCSEs 227 00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:03,260 from the Diva, baby. 228 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,720 AS KIRSTIE ALLSOP: Hello, I'm Kirstie Allsop. 229 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,870 Welcome to Kirstie's Vintage Homes. 230 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,439 On today's show, I'm gonna teach you 231 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,359 how to make a cushion out of a cushion. 232 00:11:16,359 --> 00:11:18,150 LAUGHTER 233 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,030 All you're going to need 234 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,000 is tie-dye, a car tyre, 235 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,309 nine hours of your life that you can't get back. 236 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:28,000 Then join me next week, 237 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,790 when I shall make my living 238 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,540 from being posh, practical, 239 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,229 and patronising. 240 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,150 AS QUEEN: Yes, Her Majesty again, 241 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:43,109 here to ask you, please, put Suzi through to the next round. 242 00:11:43,109 --> 00:11:46,109 It would be the best performance since I played Olivia Colman 243 00:11:46,109 --> 00:11:47,720 in The Crown. 244 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,109 SELF: Thank you! 245 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,900 CHEERING 246 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,720 That was brilliant. 247 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,359 Oh, my God, she was brilliant. 248 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:02,109 CHEERS 249 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:03,870 We love her. Well done, Suzi wild. 250 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,229 Brilliant. That's how you do it. 251 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:17,790 Great impressions, I mean, absolutely hilarious. 252 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:19,670 My goodness. 253 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,979 It was just so instantly funny. 254 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,830 The act is really well thought out. 255 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,030 You get straight to a great joke 256 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,439 and you're on to the next one. And you're very likeable, too. 257 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:33,620 Cos impressionists are often a bit weird. 258 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,439 But you seem lovely. I'm still a little bit strange. 259 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,390 It was great 260 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:41,260 and, I think, the perfect people to pick as well. 261 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,720 I couldn't fault it. Well done. 262 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,260 Thanks. 263 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,229 We love it when people do impersonations. 264 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:48,390 It was a brilliant audition. Well done. Thank you. 265 00:12:48,390 --> 00:12:50,590 All the impressions were fantastic. 266 00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:52,750 I mean, all of them were just spot on. 267 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,439 I'm gonna say yes. 268 00:12:55,590 --> 00:12:57,000 I'm saying yes. 269 00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,720 I'm saying yes. 270 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,900 I am going to say... 271 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,260 ...yes. 272 00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,830 You've got four yeses. Yes! Thank you! 273 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,260 Suzi! That was amazing. 274 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,590 I feel like I'm in the telly. 275 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,510 You are now. You are. 276 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,359 You're now in the telly. 277 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,189 Oh, OK, hello. 278 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:34,390 The Lorraine Kelly one was great. 279 00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,979 AS LORRAINE: Great, great! Great. 280 00:13:36,979 --> 00:13:39,830 Do you like Coronation Street? I love Coronation Street. 281 00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,950 MUSIC: 'The Tears Of A Clown' by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles 282 00:13:57,179 --> 00:14:00,540 Who do you want to impress the most? Simon. 283 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,750 Do you want to crack that cookie? Yeah, I want to. 284 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,510 I like the kinda home-grown ones. 285 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,720 I hope Simon is gonna like it. 286 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,620 Yeah, Simon will love it. He's got taste and teeth. 287 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,590 Hello. 288 00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:21,000 Could you introduce yourselves? 289 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,950 I'm Brian. I'm Krysstal. 290 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,429 Can I ask your ages, please? 291 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,790 I'm in my late 60s. 71. 292 00:14:27,790 --> 00:14:29,229 Yeah. 293 00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:31,150 She looks good for her age. 294 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,620 A thing that you do full-time? 295 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:35,540 It is. We do it full-time. We try to. 296 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,540 What's the big dream? Why have you come on to Britain's Got Talent? 297 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,950 To do some more gigs, really. Yeah. That was it. 298 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:42,179 Yeah. 299 00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,750 We're intrigued about what you're gonna do. 300 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,260 So the stage is yours, Brian and Krysstal. Go for it. 301 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,260 Thank you very much. Thank you. 302 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,670 Thank you! 303 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,429 CHEERING 304 00:14:53,429 --> 00:14:55,309 Hello, everybody. 305 00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:01,179 I'd like to start off with a song that really means a lot to me. 306 00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:04,390 Thank you. 307 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,179 Excuse me. Can you put that away? 308 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,590 Put it away now. 309 00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:16,750 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Krysstal, 310 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,229 my glamorous assistant. 311 00:15:18,229 --> 00:15:20,390 Obviously, she's let herself go a bit. 312 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,109 LAUGHTER 313 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:24,590 She used to dress up for gigs. She doesn't bother any more. 314 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,900 But she still does impressions. Go on. 315 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,510 Do the giraffe. 316 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,390 There you go. 317 00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,830 Good, innit? 318 00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:35,900 Have you got your tambourine? Yeah. Yeah, I do. 319 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,109 Get it, get the tambourine. What, now? 320 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,620 Now, please, good idea, yeah. Thank you. 321 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,670 Any vegetarians in here? 322 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,720 CHEERING 323 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,150 You won't like this. 324 00:15:51,359 --> 00:15:53,720 # Hannibal the Cannibal What a bloody animal 325 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,229 # He's eaten everyone He's ever known 326 00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,750 # His father and his mother And his sister and his brother 327 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,260 # And he wonders Why he's living on his own. # 328 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,750 BUZZER 329 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,109 Whoa! 330 00:16:04,109 --> 00:16:05,229 BOOING 331 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,790 I said Simon would buzz us. 332 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,030 LAUGHTER 333 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,670 Anybody like country music? 334 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:11,109 What, all of you? 335 00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:13,080 COUNTRY STYLE INTRO 336 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,150 In spite of all outward appearances, 337 00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:18,150 Krysstal is actually a very, very talented woman. 338 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:21,109 Not only does she sing and play the tambourine, 339 00:16:21,109 --> 00:16:23,309 she also plays mouth organ. 340 00:16:23,309 --> 00:16:25,030 Wo0o-wo00-wo00-woo0! 341 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,510 Wo00-wW00-W00-WO00. 342 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,720 Hurry up. 343 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,470 No, no, too late. 344 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,260 Not only does she play the mouth organ and the tambourine, 345 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,590 she also plays castanets. 346 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,790 Wo00-w00-wW00-WO00. 347 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,030 Woo. 348 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:47,030 And who said country music was rubbish? 349 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,030 Not only does she play all these instruments, 350 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:00,590 she also plays horn. 351 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,359 Wo00-w00-wW00-WO00. 352 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:05,109 Wo00-wW00-W00-WO00. 353 00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:06,720 Hey. 354 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,429 HORN BLARES 355 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:09,720 Go! 356 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:12,950 Yes! 357 00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:17,830 Not only all these instruments! 358 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,590 She tap-dances as well. 359 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,229 Go on, Krysstal! 360 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,750 Thank you very much. You've been very nice. Thank you. 361 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:37,359 # Oh, happy day... # 362 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,150 Thank you. 363 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,670 Oh, that was all right. 364 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,720 Why did you buzz, Simon? 365 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,890 Cos I didn't like them very much. 366 00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:49,920 That's why we have a buzzer. 367 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,610 Boo! 368 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:53,280 JEERING 369 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:56,329 What did you think, Amanda? 370 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:57,970 I absolutely bloody loved it. 371 00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,530 Thank you. 372 00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,530 It was off the scale, nuts, 373 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,740 really quirky, really eccentric and very funny. 374 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,530 Thank you. I loved it. 375 00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:09,050 ALESHA: I actually thought it was bonkers and brilliant. 376 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,640 Perfect for Britain's Got Talent. 377 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:16,050 I have no idea where this act came from. 378 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,640 But I had the best time watching it. 379 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,050 I think it's time to vote. 380 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,890 I'm saying yes. 381 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,249 Thank you. 382 00:18:25,249 --> 00:18:26,890 It's a yes from me. 383 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,530 Thank you. Thank you. 384 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,690 I'm gonna say no. 385 00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,770 BOOING 386 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:35,280 Don't listen to meanie Simon. You have three yeses. 387 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,740 Well done. 388 00:18:43,449 --> 00:18:45,249 That was terrible. 389 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,610 It was brilliant, it was brilliant. So funny. 390 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,490 Classic BGT. Yeah. 391 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,410 We needed some of that, I think. 392 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,640 God almighty. 393 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,890 # Oh, happy day... # 394 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,970 Ready to come and perform? Can't wait. 395 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,560 Yeah, you want to do this? 396 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,129 Let's go to side of stage. Yes, please. 397 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:04,530 Yeah, you three, 398 00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,970 you really like doing this to me, don't you? 399 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,249 When I don't like something, like with that last act, 400 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,050 you get a real kick. Yes. 401 00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,610 And who are you? 402 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:22,530 This bunch is the London Community Gospel Choir. 403 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,920 # Oh, happy day! # 404 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,329 I do love a gospel choir. 405 00:19:29,329 --> 00:19:30,970 Always makes me feel good. 406 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,129 Right. Tell me a bit about you. 407 00:19:33,129 --> 00:19:35,920 Who's been in the choir the longest? 408 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,379 Technically, I was born into the choir. 409 00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,920 Seriously? 410 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,329 My father, Bazil Meade, over there... 411 00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:43,840 CHEERING 412 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,170 ...he started the choir back in '82. 413 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:48,449 And I was only a boy then. 414 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,610 This year, we celebrate 40 years. That's amazing. 415 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,410 CHEERING 416 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:56,690 '40 years, I've been the choir leader.' 417 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,840 I absolutely love it, that's why I'm still here. 418 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,129 It gives me great energy, 419 00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:03,379 coping with these youngsters. 420 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,810 A lot of us are old friends and family members. 421 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,970 It's very much the community 422 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,810 and we are very proud of that. 423 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:14,329 # It's gonna be a good, good day. # 424 00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:18,199 To perform on Britain's Got Talent is a great opportunity for us. 425 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:21,610 I'd love for us to win it, then see what comes out at the other end. 426 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,490 Whatever happens, just enjoy yourselves. Have a good time. 427 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:27,129 We're gonna bring energy. 428 00:20:27,129 --> 00:20:30,410 Just feeling good. Feeling uplifted. Yes. Feel-good factor. 429 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,890 'That's definitely what we're here for.' 430 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,640 Good times, yeah. 431 00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,690 And why did you make the decision to come on the show this year? 432 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,449 It's been a tough couple of years 433 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,249 and we thought this would be a great way to share 434 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:47,560 talent from this choir, a positive message... 435 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,560 CHEERING 436 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,898 So, I'm not gonna ask any more questions, say any more, 437 00:20:53,898 --> 00:20:55,594 because now it's about you. 438 00:20:55,594 --> 00:20:57,794 CHEERING 439 00:20:57,794 --> 00:21:00,794 Ah, isn't that nice? 440 00:21:04,313 --> 00:21:06,594 Come on! Yep. 441 00:21:11,824 --> 00:21:13,724 SONG: 'Love Train' 442 00:21:15,363 --> 00:21:17,264 # People all over the world 443 00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:19,433 # Join hands 444 00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:21,474 # Start a love train 445 00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:22,954 # Love train 446 00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:24,904 # People all over the world 447 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,874 # Join hands 448 00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,233 # Start a love train 449 00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,754 # Love train 450 00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:32,183 # The next stop that we make 451 00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:35,074 # Will be England 452 00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:40,157 # Tell all the folks in Russia 453 00:21:40,157 --> 00:21:41,672 # And China, too 454 00:21:41,672 --> 00:21:43,311 # Oh, yeah 455 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:50,792 # Don't you know that It's time to get on board 456 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:53,512 # And let this train keep on 457 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:57,072 # Riding, riding on through 458 00:21:57,072 --> 00:21:58,952 # Yeah, yeah, yeah 459 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:00,722 # People all over the world 460 00:22:00,722 --> 00:22:02,111 # Join hands 461 00:22:02,111 --> 00:22:04,792 # Join hands Start a love train... # 462 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,672 It's just brilliant, isn't it? 463 00:22:06,672 --> 00:22:08,952 # People all over the world 464 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,392 # Join hands 465 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:13,262 # Start a love train Love train 466 00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:15,431 # Everybody People of the world 467 00:22:15,431 --> 00:22:17,872 # Join hands 468 00:22:17,872 --> 00:22:19,472 # Start a love train 469 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,231 # Love train 470 00:22:21,231 --> 00:22:24,152 # Love train, love train 471 00:22:24,152 --> 00:22:27,072 # Love train, love train, love train 472 00:22:27,072 --> 00:22:29,072 # Everybody, come on 473 00:22:29,072 --> 00:22:31,822 # Love train, love train... 474 00:22:34,231 --> 00:22:37,152 # On a love train 475 00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:39,111 # Love train, love train. # 476 00:22:39,111 --> 00:22:40,792 SONG: 'Anytime You Need A Friend' 477 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,311 # Any time you need a friend 478 00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:47,952 # I will be here... # 479 00:22:47,952 --> 00:22:49,072 Ah, what? 480 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:51,231 # You'll never be alone again 481 00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:54,722 # So don't you fear 482 00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:57,542 # Even if you're miles away 483 00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:03,152 # I'm by your side... 484 00:23:06,032 --> 00:23:10,072 # It's all right, it's all right 485 00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:13,822 # Any time you need a friend 486 00:23:13,822 --> 00:23:18,152 # Love! # 487 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,032 Yes! How about that? 488 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,622 CHEERING 489 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:42,822 Amanda. 490 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:45,822 Oh, my God, it was like drinking 20 Beroccas. 491 00:23:45,822 --> 00:23:48,592 It was just... 492 00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:49,902 It was fantastic. 493 00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:54,361 Honestly, what an injection of life and of love and of energy. 494 00:23:54,361 --> 00:23:55,822 It was brilliant. 495 00:23:55,822 --> 00:23:57,392 CHEERING 496 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:58,712 Lesh? 497 00:23:58,712 --> 00:24:00,872 It was just so powerful and beautiful 498 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,361 and uplifting. 499 00:24:02,361 --> 00:24:03,712 You are all incredible. 500 00:24:05,072 --> 00:24:06,311 David. 501 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,431 Yeah, it was all right. 502 00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,152 It was just incredible from start to finish. 503 00:24:14,072 --> 00:24:16,792 Like I said, I love gospel choirs. 504 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:19,392 I now hate you, 505 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,231 because all the other choirs 506 00:24:22,231 --> 00:24:24,752 are gonna sound rubbish now. 507 00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:28,712 That's how you make an impression. 508 00:24:28,712 --> 00:24:30,262 Cos that was a terrific, 509 00:24:30,262 --> 00:24:33,072 really memorable audition. 510 00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:36,712 David, yes or no? 511 00:24:39,002 --> 00:24:40,752 I'm saying yes. 512 00:24:42,462 --> 00:24:44,392 I'm definitely saying yes. 513 00:24:45,592 --> 00:24:48,361 It's a yes from me. 514 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:49,792 That makes four yeses. 515 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,111 CHEERING 516 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,262 They were amazing. I'm so happy. 517 00:25:08,262 --> 00:25:09,872 He's back. 518 00:25:09,872 --> 00:25:13,072 # Oh, happy day. # 519 00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:22,135 MUSIC: 'Makin' A Move' by Lady Bri 520 00:25:22,135 --> 00:25:25,345 What judge are you excited to meet? Simon Cowell. 521 00:25:25,345 --> 00:25:27,985 Because he's always cheeky and funny. 522 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:32,055 # Got my leather joms Time to move along... # 523 00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:34,345 How are you? CHEERING 524 00:25:34,345 --> 00:25:36,185 Look, someone's having a good time up there. 525 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,495 Hello, everybody. Are you OK? 526 00:25:40,495 --> 00:25:42,135 There's a lot of giggling at the end. 527 00:25:42,135 --> 00:25:44,465 I like you because you laugh at us. 528 00:25:44,465 --> 00:25:46,185 THEY LAUGH 529 00:25:46,185 --> 00:25:48,944 MUSIC: 'Better When I'm Dancin' by Meghan Trainor 530 00:25:48,944 --> 00:25:52,694 Born To Perform is a dance group from Northampton. 531 00:25:52,694 --> 00:25:55,215 In the group, there are different disabilities. 532 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:58,385 Well, I have autism and Ellie has Down's syndrome. 533 00:25:58,385 --> 00:26:00,595 We have a barrier in life, 534 00:26:00,595 --> 00:26:02,595 but we want to break them barriers today 535 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,625 and show the whole world 536 00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:07,545 that life is an opportunity for people with disabilities. 537 00:26:07,545 --> 00:26:10,545 # I feel better when I'm dancing Yeah, yeah 538 00:26:10,545 --> 00:26:13,105 # Better when I'm dancing... # 539 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,055 Born To Perform gives us an opportunity to be ourselves. 540 00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:17,305 No-one judges us. 541 00:26:17,305 --> 00:26:19,495 # We can do this together I bet you feel better... # 542 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,985 Being in Born To Perform makes me happy. 543 00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:24,595 I really want to win Britain's Got Talent. 544 00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:26,694 Oh, yeah, I do. 545 00:26:27,985 --> 00:26:30,904 She's off again, look. You're off again! 546 00:26:30,904 --> 00:26:32,855 Let's get you on. Off you go, good luck. 547 00:26:32,855 --> 00:26:35,665 Have fun out there, OK? OK. You're still laughing. 548 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,105 Here they come. 549 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:40,745 CHEERING 550 00:26:40,745 --> 00:26:43,055 Yeah! Yes! 551 00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:57,665 Hello! Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. 552 00:26:57,665 --> 00:27:00,345 It's a pleasure to be here. 553 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:04,024 She's so happy to see Simon, isn't she? 554 00:27:04,024 --> 00:27:05,742 Oh, look at her. AMANDA: She loves you. 555 00:27:08,889 --> 00:27:11,090 SIMON: Tell us the name of your group. 556 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,480 We are... ALL: Born To Perform. 557 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,679 CHEERING 558 00:27:15,679 --> 00:27:19,330 Born To Perform is a group with people with disabilities 559 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:21,809 and we are here to show you what we can do. 560 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:24,370 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 561 00:27:24,370 --> 00:27:28,040 OK, we're all really excited to see what you guys are gonna do, 562 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,610 so the stage is yours, Born To Perform. 563 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,370 Thank you. CHEERING 564 00:27:34,929 --> 00:27:36,679 Go on, guys. Let's do it! 565 00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:38,809 CHEERS AND WHISTLES 566 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,889 I'm shaking. 567 00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:50,679 SONG: 'You Can't Stop The Beat' 568 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,400 # You can't stop an avalanche 569 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,970 # As it races down the hill 570 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,929 # You can try to stop The seasons, girl 571 00:28:06,929 --> 00:28:10,450 # But you know you never will 572 00:28:10,450 --> 00:28:12,370 # And you can try to stop My dancing feet 573 00:28:12,370 --> 00:28:15,759 # But I just cannot stand still 574 00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:19,120 # Cos the world keeps spinning Round and round 575 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,370 # And my heart's keeping time To the speed of sound 576 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:23,450 # I was lost till I heard the drums 577 00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:27,480 # Then I found my way Cos you can't stop the beat 578 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,330 # Ever since this whole world began 579 00:28:30,330 --> 00:28:32,889 # A woman found out if she shook it She could shake up a man 580 00:28:32,889 --> 00:28:34,290 # So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it 581 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:37,759 # The best that I can today 582 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,929 # Cos you can't stop The motion of the ocean 583 00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:41,170 # Or the sun in the sky 584 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,330 # You can wonder if you wanna But I never ask why 585 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:48,040 # And if you try to hold me down I'm gonna spit in your eye and say 586 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,170 # That you can't stop the beat... # 587 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,809 AUDIENCE: Ooh. 588 00:28:55,809 --> 00:28:58,090 RAUCOUS CHEERING 589 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,929 # Oh, oh, oh, you can't stop today 590 00:29:02,929 --> 00:29:05,730 # As it comes speeding Down the track 591 00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:11,679 # Yesterday is history And it's never coming back 592 00:29:11,679 --> 00:29:14,400 # Cos tomorrow is a brand-new day 593 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,809 # And it don't know white from black 594 00:29:16,809 --> 00:29:19,090 # You can't stop the beat... # 595 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,450 Can't help but smile all the way through it. 596 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:29,006 # The motion of the ocean Or the rain from above 597 00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:32,087 # You can try to stop the paradise We're dreamin' of 598 00:29:32,087 --> 00:29:36,117 # But you cannot stop the rhythm Of two hearts in love to stay 599 00:29:36,117 --> 00:29:38,967 # Cos you can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 600 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:42,577 # You can't stop the beat You can't stop the beat 601 00:29:42,577 --> 00:29:47,727 # You can't stop the beat! # 602 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,167 CHEERING 603 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:58,006 AUDIENCE CLAP WITH MUSIC 604 00:30:00,837 --> 00:30:07,087 MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 605 00:30:13,006 --> 00:30:15,327 Joyous, just joyous. Aw, brilliant. 606 00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:26,727 Yes, yes, yes! 607 00:30:30,806 --> 00:30:35,247 Oh, wow! How does that feel? Amazing! 608 00:30:35,247 --> 00:30:36,676 Awesome! 609 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:39,806 Oh, God, I loved it. 610 00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:45,037 Alesha. Oh, guys. 611 00:30:45,037 --> 00:30:49,307 Your passion is just pouring out. It's just wonderful to see. 612 00:30:49,307 --> 00:30:52,467 You did a fantastic job, each and every one of you. 613 00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:53,826 Thank you! CHEERING 614 00:30:53,826 --> 00:30:55,747 LAUGHTER 615 00:30:55,747 --> 00:30:58,307 Yes, girl! Show them. 616 00:30:58,307 --> 00:31:01,747 AMANDA: I did not stop smiling for the whole of that performance. 617 00:31:01,747 --> 00:31:03,857 You were amazing. 618 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,107 Er, I didn't like it... 619 00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:11,417 What?! 620 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,946 ...I loved it! 621 00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:16,467 CHEERING 622 00:31:16,467 --> 00:31:19,417 MUSIC: 'Rescue' by Lauren Daigle 623 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:23,667 I love the fact that you were having such a great time. 624 00:31:23,667 --> 00:31:25,627 It was actually one of my favourite auditions, 625 00:31:25,627 --> 00:31:28,337 I'm gonna be honest with you. GIRL: What?! 626 00:31:28,337 --> 00:31:30,776 Thank you. 627 00:31:30,776 --> 00:31:34,776 I absolutely loved it, guys. 628 00:31:34,776 --> 00:31:37,497 In fact, I loved it so much... 629 00:31:37,497 --> 00:31:39,107 that I'm going to do this! 630 00:31:39,107 --> 00:31:41,987 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 631 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:46,337 # I will send out an army To find you... # 632 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:49,307 ANT: Yes! Wow! 633 00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:52,667 CHEERING CONTINUES 634 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:56,137 # I will rescue you 635 00:31:59,026 --> 00:32:05,877 # I will never stop marching To reach you 636 00:32:05,877 --> 00:32:09,667 # In the middle of the hardest fight 637 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:15,026 # It's true, I will rescue you 638 00:32:17,946 --> 00:32:22,137 # I hear the whisper Under your breath... # 639 00:32:22,137 --> 00:32:26,137 Well done. Well done! 640 00:32:26,137 --> 00:32:29,906 Great stuff. Great stuff, everybody. 641 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,267 You're all brilliant. 642 00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:36,826 I'm gonna see you guys in the live semi-finals. 643 00:32:36,826 --> 00:32:39,307 CHEERING 644 00:32:39,307 --> 00:32:42,417 # I will send out an army To find you... # 645 00:32:42,417 --> 00:32:45,857 ANT: Good for you! Good for you. You did it! 646 00:32:45,857 --> 00:32:48,587 Let's hear it one more time for this incredible dance group! 647 00:32:48,587 --> 00:32:51,826 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 648 00:32:56,387 --> 00:32:58,747 ANT: Did I hear a Golden Buzzer out there? 649 00:32:58,747 --> 00:33:01,587 ALL: Yes! All that rehearsing has paid off. 650 00:33:01,587 --> 00:33:04,467 And you are now semi-finalists 651 00:33:04,467 --> 00:33:07,137 on this year's Britain's Got Talent. 652 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:11,387 I'm so happy and so emotional to get the Golden Buzzer. 653 00:33:11,387 --> 00:33:13,667 It's brilliant. 654 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:15,627 Wow, amazing. Well done. Well done. Well done. 655 00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,826 Listen, go and celebrate. Well done, everybody. 656 00:33:17,826 --> 00:33:20,057 Go and celebrate! Well done! 657 00:33:20,057 --> 00:33:22,987 Well done, darling. Well done, pal. Well done. 658 00:33:24,547 --> 00:33:29,547 # Oh, I will rescue you. # 659 00:33:36,106 --> 00:33:39,337 MUSIC: 'Kashmir' Escala ft Slash 660 00:33:39,337 --> 00:33:42,056 This is, like, a show which loads of people round the world watch. 661 00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:44,587 Yeah, everybody watches it. And it's, like, really exciting. 662 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:48,907 This is the centre of all talent shows all around the world. 663 00:33:51,337 --> 00:33:57,467 I am Hammerhand, I am 62 year old, and I live in Hamburg, Germany. 664 00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:01,106 I have been a martial arts teacher over 40 year. 665 00:34:02,697 --> 00:34:06,056 Today, I want to break a Guinness World Record. 666 00:34:08,417 --> 00:34:10,617 ANNOUNCER: 'This is gonna be a world record attempt 667 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:12,947 'happening right here.' CHEERING 668 00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:15,507 AMANDA: This is a big old stunt. 669 00:34:15,507 --> 00:34:17,467 I would like to win Britain's Got Talent 670 00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:19,587 and perform for royal family. 671 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:23,186 CROWD CHATTER 672 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,697 Are they coconuts? 673 00:34:24,697 --> 00:34:26,667 CHEERING 674 00:34:29,257 --> 00:34:31,106 SIMON: Hello. Good evening. 675 00:34:31,106 --> 00:34:32,947 What are your names, please? 676 00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:35,027 So, I'm Pia, I'm his translator. 677 00:34:35,027 --> 00:34:38,867 My name is Muhamed, but I'm Hammerhand, 678 00:34:38,867 --> 00:34:41,947 I'm 62 year old, and I come from Hamburg, Germany. 679 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,587 OK. CHEERING 680 00:34:44,587 --> 00:34:46,467 Hammerhand from Hamburg. Brilliant. 681 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:51,587 I want to break more than 122 coconuts in one minute. Oh, gosh. 682 00:34:51,587 --> 00:34:53,106 One minute? One minute. 683 00:34:53,106 --> 00:34:57,907 OK, why come to the UK to break coconuts? 684 00:34:57,907 --> 00:35:02,617 I want coconuts break and impress Simon Cowell. 685 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,827 CHEERING DEC: Where did you get that from? 686 00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:07,337 There's a big stand there, isn't there? 687 00:35:07,337 --> 00:35:09,547 Yeah, you can't just take it. What do you mean? 688 00:35:09,547 --> 00:35:12,617 Maybe I introduce the adjudicator of the World Guinness Records. 689 00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:13,777 That's a good idea. 690 00:35:13,777 --> 00:35:15,667 CHEERING 691 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,226 Hello. Hello. 692 00:35:17,226 --> 00:35:19,867 This will be an official Guinness World Records attempt 693 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:23,547 for most coconuts smashed with one hand in one minute. 694 00:35:23,547 --> 00:35:28,257 Record to beat is 122 coconuts. 695 00:35:28,257 --> 00:35:29,467 Good luck. 696 00:35:29,467 --> 00:35:33,106 Only coconuts broken by the challenger will be counted. 697 00:35:33,106 --> 00:35:37,027 It is permitted to alternate hands as long as only one hand is used, 698 00:35:37,027 --> 00:35:39,777 and the timing begins when the first coconut is struck. 699 00:35:39,777 --> 00:35:41,417 I think we understood that. 700 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,867 Muhamed, are you ready? 701 00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:46,119 SPEAKS GERMAN He has to be ready. 702 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,958 You're ready. Do it. 703 00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:51,679 MUSIC: 'Battle Without Honor Or Humanity' by Tomoyasu Hotei 704 00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:57,088 Ready when you are. 705 00:35:59,849 --> 00:36:02,038 CHEERING 706 00:36:04,489 --> 00:36:06,088 Oh, my God. His hand! 707 00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:08,889 AMANDA: Ow! 708 00:36:11,809 --> 00:36:13,929 CHEERING CONTINUES 709 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,569 ANT GROANS 710 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:19,679 Whoa, he's already done loads. 711 00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:30,038 Oh, my God! Ow, ow, ow. 712 00:36:33,449 --> 00:36:36,139 That's got to kill! That's got to kill! 713 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,038 ALESHA: His hand, David! 714 00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:44,849 Come on! Come on! 715 00:36:46,369 --> 00:36:48,679 Five, four... 716 00:36:48,679 --> 00:36:51,679 Three, two, one. 717 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,239 CHEERING 718 00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,168 He might have done it. Wow. 719 00:36:58,569 --> 00:37:00,958 I'll just need to examine the coconuts now 720 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,599 in order to verify the total. 721 00:37:05,038 --> 00:37:06,809 How many has he done? 722 00:37:09,319 --> 00:37:10,958 Do you think he's done it? 723 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:12,849 I think it would all have to go perfectly. 724 00:37:12,849 --> 00:37:15,849 How many does he need to do? 122. 725 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:22,569 Erm, I can now confirm that the total number of coconuts 726 00:37:22,569 --> 00:37:26,208 Muhamed managed to smash with one hand in one minute was... 727 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,319 AMANDA: He's done it. 728 00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:32,729 SHE WHIMPERS 729 00:37:32,729 --> 00:37:34,119 ...60. 730 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:35,729 CROWD GROANS Oh! 731 00:37:35,729 --> 00:37:38,009 BUZZER SOUNDS 732 00:37:38,009 --> 00:37:40,729 Just another 63 to go, that's all we needed. 733 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:42,569 Let's vote on this. No. 734 00:37:42,569 --> 00:37:44,038 No. It's a no. No. 735 00:37:44,038 --> 00:37:45,369 MUSIC: 'Keep On Movin' by Five 736 00:37:45,369 --> 00:37:47,009 # Get on up when you're down... # 737 00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:49,599 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 738 00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:51,449 I am very upset. 739 00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:54,208 # Movin' on anyway 740 00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:57,759 # Get on up when you're down 741 00:37:57,759 --> 00:38:01,319 # Baby, take a good look around... # 742 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,088 AMANDA: Hello? Hiya! 743 00:38:04,088 --> 00:38:06,288 What's your name? My name's Charlie. 744 00:38:06,288 --> 00:38:09,319 What are you hoping that comes from this? Erm... 745 00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:12,288 SIMON: Bigger bin? LAUGHTER 746 00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:14,288 I'd like to travel the world in a bin. 747 00:38:14,288 --> 00:38:16,649 Well, you'd need a wheelie bin for that. 748 00:38:16,649 --> 00:38:19,319 Well, the best of luck, Charlie. All right, thank you very much. 749 00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,319 SONG: 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' 750 00:38:21,319 --> 00:38:24,369 # Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad 751 00:38:24,369 --> 00:38:27,649 # Other things Just make you swear and curse 752 00:38:27,649 --> 00:38:30,239 # When you're chewing on Life's gristle 753 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,649 # Don't grumble, give a whistle 754 00:38:32,649 --> 00:38:35,729 # And this'll help things Turn out for the best 755 00:38:35,729 --> 00:38:37,208 # And 756 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:39,208 BOTH: # Always look on 757 00:38:39,208 --> 00:38:41,599 # The bright side of life... # 758 00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:44,849 BUZZERS SOUNDS 759 00:38:44,849 --> 00:38:46,129 LAUGHTER 760 00:38:46,129 --> 00:38:47,849 # Always look on The bright side of life... # 761 00:38:47,849 --> 00:38:50,208 CHEERING 762 00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,729 HE WHISTLES 763 00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:54,569 Can we buzz twice? 764 00:38:54,569 --> 00:38:57,809 # Always look on The light side of life. # 765 00:38:57,809 --> 00:39:01,129 Thank you! CHEERING 766 00:39:01,129 --> 00:39:04,489 # Get on up when you're down 767 00:39:04,489 --> 00:39:06,088 # Baby, take a good look around... # 768 00:39:06,088 --> 00:39:09,958 Charlie, having heard you sing, now I know why you're in the bin. 769 00:39:09,958 --> 00:39:12,168 'Ey! Thanks, Simon. 770 00:39:12,168 --> 00:39:14,529 AUDIENCE BOO All right, Simon. 771 00:39:14,529 --> 00:39:16,288 Below the belt. 772 00:39:17,879 --> 00:39:19,849 I don't think it's gone your way today, Charlie. 773 00:39:19,849 --> 00:39:22,038 HE CHUCKLES I think it's a no. 774 00:39:22,038 --> 00:39:24,038 So sorry. All right, thank you. 775 00:39:24,038 --> 00:39:27,449 # Get on up when you're down 776 00:39:27,449 --> 00:39:29,669 # Baby, take a good look around... # 777 00:39:29,669 --> 00:39:31,549 Well, this is a bit rubbish, isn't it? 778 00:39:31,549 --> 00:39:33,108 LAUGHTER 779 00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:37,899 My age? I'm 77 years old. PHONE BEEPS 780 00:39:37,899 --> 00:39:39,228 Was that your phone, Mel? 781 00:39:39,228 --> 00:39:41,589 Yeah, I told you I should turn it off! 782 00:39:41,589 --> 00:39:43,339 I've got to get rid of it anyway. 783 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:46,029 I'm just waiting for Simon to give me some money, 784 00:39:46,029 --> 00:39:48,259 and I'm gonna get a new phone. 785 00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,308 They're ready for you here on stage. I'm ready to start the party. 786 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:53,589 Yes! That's what we like. Yes, that's what we wanna hear. 787 00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:55,339 Go on, Mel. All yours, onto the star. 788 00:39:55,339 --> 00:39:57,259 Whip this crowd into a frenzy. Have fun! 789 00:39:57,259 --> 00:39:59,029 CHEERING 790 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:00,779 # I know it's not much But it's OK... # 791 00:40:00,779 --> 00:40:03,029 Here's Mel. Go on, Mel, go! 792 00:40:03,029 --> 00:40:04,549 Hello. 793 00:40:06,389 --> 00:40:09,419 How are you? It's a pleasure meeting you, Simon. 794 00:40:09,419 --> 00:40:11,259 Likewise. You look amazing, by the way. 795 00:40:11,259 --> 00:40:13,469 And what's your name? Mel Day. 796 00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:16,339 And where are you from, Mel? I'm from Birmingham. 797 00:40:16,339 --> 00:40:17,829 OK! CHEERING 798 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:19,589 And what's the dream, Mel? Tell me. 799 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:21,228 My dream is to win this show. 800 00:40:21,228 --> 00:40:24,978 That's what I'm here for, to win. OK, I love that. 801 00:40:24,978 --> 00:40:26,978 MUSIC: 'Soul Man' by Sam & Dave 802 00:40:26,978 --> 00:40:29,029 # I'm a soul man... # 803 00:40:29,029 --> 00:40:32,389 My name is Mel Day. I came from the Caribbean. 804 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,108 Sugar and spice and all things nice, 805 00:40:34,108 --> 00:40:36,389 and that's what you'll be getting with me. 806 00:40:36,389 --> 00:40:37,589 HE CHUCKLES 807 00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:40,339 Now, it's 1962, 63, I start singing. 808 00:40:40,339 --> 00:40:43,829 At a young age, I remember my first opportunity. 809 00:40:43,829 --> 00:40:46,978 So, I was dressed up like a sailor and my song was... 810 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:49,549 # A sailor I'll be, I'UL be. # 811 00:40:49,549 --> 00:40:51,308 HE LAUGHS 812 00:40:51,308 --> 00:40:54,899 If I get the opportunity to perform at the Royal Variety Show, 813 00:40:54,899 --> 00:40:56,509 I'l be more than happy. 814 00:40:56,509 --> 00:40:59,339 I look at the competition, there's a lot of young people. 815 00:40:59,339 --> 00:41:02,188 I still have the fight in me, I'm an old young man. 816 00:41:03,339 --> 00:41:05,188 No, I'm young old man. 817 00:41:05,188 --> 00:41:06,899 That's right, that's better. 818 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,899 CHEERING 819 00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:11,108 How old are you, Mel? 820 00:41:11,108 --> 00:41:13,058 I'm 77 years old. No, you're not. 821 00:41:13,058 --> 00:41:14,308 CHEERING 822 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,619 He does not look 77. 823 00:41:16,619 --> 00:41:19,389 And, Mel, are you gonna sing for us? 824 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:21,389 I am gonna sing for you this evening. 825 00:41:21,389 --> 00:41:23,829 OK, well, I like you already, Mel. So good luck. 826 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,749 Thank you very much, Simon. Thank you, Mel. 827 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,029 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 828 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:30,549 What a nice guy. AMANDA: Really nice. 829 00:41:32,259 --> 00:41:34,139 SONG: 'Land Of 1000 Dances' 830 00:41:34,139 --> 00:41:35,699 # One, two, three 831 00:41:36,978 --> 00:41:39,509 # One, two, three... # 832 00:41:39,509 --> 00:41:42,188 Whoo! 833 00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:45,228 # All right, huh 834 00:41:45,228 --> 00:41:49,469 # Got to know how to pony Like Bony Maronie... # 835 00:41:49,469 --> 00:41:50,699 BOTH: Bah, bah! 836 00:41:50,699 --> 00:41:53,339 # Mashed potato 837 00:41:53,339 --> 00:41:54,978 # Do the alligator... # 838 00:41:54,978 --> 00:41:56,339 Bah, bah! 839 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,029 # Put your hand on your hips 840 00:41:59,029 --> 00:42:01,589 # And let your backbone slip 841 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:04,259 # Do the watusi 842 00:42:04,259 --> 00:42:07,549 # Like my little Lucy, whoo 843 00:42:07,549 --> 00:42:12,029 # Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na, na-na-na, ha-na-na 844 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:15,029 # Na-na-na-na... # Need somebody to sing this song! 845 00:42:15,029 --> 00:42:17,619 Sing it now! EVERYONE: # Na-na-na-na-na 846 00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:20,509 # Na-na-na, na-na-n4a, na-na-na 847 00:42:20,509 --> 00:42:22,339 # Na-na-na-na, whoa 848 00:42:23,949 --> 00:42:26,139 # Twist it in the alley 849 00:42:26,139 --> 00:42:29,419 # With long tall Sally 850 00:42:29,419 --> 00:42:31,749 # Twistin' with Lucy 851 00:42:31,749 --> 00:42:34,699 # Doin' the watusi 852 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,308 # Roll over on your back 853 00:42:37,308 --> 00:42:38,589 # I like it like that... # 854 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,619 CHEERING 855 00:42:40,619 --> 00:42:43,108 # Do that jerk 856 00:42:43,108 --> 00:42:45,749 # Watch me work, now Watch me work, now 857 00:42:45,749 --> 00:42:47,949 # Ah, do it, y'all... # 858 00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:51,419 Hey! Huh! 859 00:42:52,589 --> 00:42:54,829 # Oh, yeah! # 860 00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:57,308 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 861 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,869 MUSIC: 'Signed, Sealed, Delivered' by Stevie Wonder 862 00:42:59,869 --> 00:43:01,869 We love him. We love Mel. 863 00:43:01,869 --> 00:43:05,829 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 864 00:43:05,829 --> 00:43:07,699 # Ooh, baby, here I am 865 00:43:07,699 --> 00:43:11,339 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours... # 866 00:43:13,308 --> 00:43:15,029 Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel. 867 00:43:15,029 --> 00:43:17,978 God, we needed you. 868 00:43:17,978 --> 00:43:20,949 OK, what did you think of that? Oh, my God. 869 00:43:20,949 --> 00:43:22,978 I mean, you just came gift-wrapped. 870 00:43:22,978 --> 00:43:24,419 Thank you very much. I love you. 871 00:43:24,419 --> 00:43:25,978 You've got a naughty sparkle about you, 872 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,779 and you've still got it, baby. 873 00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:28,779 OK! LAUGHTER 874 00:43:28,779 --> 00:43:29,978 It was amazing. 875 00:43:29,978 --> 00:43:31,899 CHEERING 876 00:43:31,899 --> 00:43:35,029 When you've got soul like that, Mel, it just never leaves you, right? 877 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,228 I mean, it doesn't matter how old you are, 878 00:43:37,228 --> 00:43:39,589 you're still rocking it up there. So much swag. 879 00:43:39,589 --> 00:43:41,389 I've got a lot more to give, baby. 880 00:43:41,389 --> 00:43:42,469 Oh, I can see, baby. 881 00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:45,789 LAUGHTER 882 00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:47,259 Good lad, Mel! 883 00:43:49,779 --> 00:43:51,058 I want to have your babies. 884 00:43:51,058 --> 00:43:53,029 LAUGHTER 885 00:43:53,029 --> 00:43:55,228 But, yeah, there was real talent and soul. 886 00:43:55,228 --> 00:43:56,949 You know, it wasn't karaoke, it was you. 887 00:43:56,949 --> 00:44:00,188 It was very special edition, Mel. You're a very special talent. 888 00:44:00,188 --> 00:44:02,188 Thank you so... CHEERING 889 00:44:02,188 --> 00:44:04,188 Thank you so much, thank you! 890 00:44:04,188 --> 00:44:07,978 Sorry, you don't just walk on this stage at 77 891 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:09,589 and sing like that. 892 00:44:09,589 --> 00:44:12,509 So you must have done this when you were younger. 893 00:44:12,509 --> 00:44:16,029 You must have wanted to be a recording artist. Tell me. 894 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,058 I've been let down so many times, Simon. 895 00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:20,029 Really? AUDIENCE: Aw! 896 00:44:20,029 --> 00:44:22,978 A lot of times. OK. Well, you know what? 897 00:44:22,978 --> 00:44:25,308 Timing is everything, isn't it? Oh, yeah. 898 00:44:25,308 --> 00:44:26,978 And maybe this is your time, Mel. 899 00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:29,308 CHEERING 900 00:44:29,308 --> 00:44:34,058 So, now we have to vote. Let's start with, erm... 901 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:38,188 Britain's number one TV judge? LAUGHTER 902 00:44:38,188 --> 00:44:39,669 ...David. 903 00:44:39,669 --> 00:44:42,308 Mel, you made me pregnant during that performance. 904 00:44:42,308 --> 00:44:45,139 I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. 905 00:44:45,139 --> 00:44:46,829 CHEERING 906 00:44:46,829 --> 00:44:49,899 It's a yes from me, Mel. It's a yes from me. 907 00:44:49,899 --> 00:44:53,619 Well, I think we have about 4,000 people here, Mel. 908 00:44:53,619 --> 00:44:55,469 So I'm going to make that... 909 00:44:55,469 --> 00:44:57,389 4,004 yeses. 910 00:44:57,389 --> 00:44:59,509 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 911 00:45:08,509 --> 00:45:10,749 # You got the future In your hands... # 912 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,669 You said you'd come to get the party started. 913 00:45:12,669 --> 00:45:14,509 Yes. That's exactly what you just did. 914 00:45:14,509 --> 00:45:17,029 And Simon said the party's started. It definitely has. 915 00:45:17,029 --> 00:45:19,789 Listen, thank you very much. It's a pleasure meeting you two. 916 00:45:19,789 --> 00:45:21,339 Pleasure meeting you, too. Pleasure. 917 00:45:21,339 --> 00:45:22,949 Thank you for coming. See you next time. 918 00:45:22,949 --> 00:45:26,108 That's what you want. You just want somebody good. 919 00:45:26,108 --> 00:45:27,619 Just knocks it out the park. Yeah. 920 00:45:27,619 --> 00:45:29,829 # Here I am, baby 921 00:45:29,829 --> 00:45:33,238 # Signed, sealed, delivered I'm yours. # 922 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:37,238 MUSIC: 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams 923 00:45:37,238 --> 00:45:41,649 # Clap along if you feel Like a room without a roof... # 924 00:45:41,649 --> 00:45:44,089 I said today, I could be Barbie and he could be Ken. 925 00:45:44,089 --> 00:45:46,568 Definitely! THEY LAUGH 926 00:45:46,568 --> 00:45:48,769 Shall we get you on? ALL: Yes! 927 00:45:48,769 --> 00:45:50,519 Come on, then. Yeah! 928 00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:54,959 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 929 00:45:54,959 --> 00:45:57,849 Tell me who you are. We are the Pocket Rockets. 930 00:45:57,849 --> 00:45:59,729 CHEERING 931 00:45:59,729 --> 00:46:03,649 If you won £250,000, how would you spend it? 932 00:46:03,649 --> 00:46:07,129 Dance studio to rehearse in. AUDIENCE: Aw! 933 00:46:07,129 --> 00:46:08,519 Do you think you could win? 934 00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:10,959 ALL: Yeah! 935 00:46:10,959 --> 00:46:12,269 MUSIC: 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua 936 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,379 Yes! 937 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:14,859 # I'm a Barbie girl In the Barbie world 938 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:18,389 # Life in plastic, it's fantastic 939 00:46:18,389 --> 00:46:22,189 # You can brush my hair Undress me everywhere 940 00:46:22,189 --> 00:46:24,829 # Imagination, life is your creation 941 00:46:24,829 --> 00:46:27,218 # Come on, Barbie, Let's go party. # 942 00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:29,269 MUSIC: 'No Time For Tears' by Little Mix 943 00:46:29,269 --> 00:46:31,468 # No time for tears I won't be crying 944 00:46:31,468 --> 00:46:35,019 # Don't need you here I'm doing fine, yeah 945 00:46:35,019 --> 00:46:39,269 # You see, I'm moving on, moving on You can't kill my vibe 946 00:46:39,269 --> 00:46:41,989 # Not a tear's gonna fall From my eyes 947 00:46:41,989 --> 00:46:44,269 # No time for... # 948 00:46:44,269 --> 00:46:46,418 MUSIC ENDS 949 00:46:46,418 --> 00:46:48,389 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 950 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,829 What is not to love about this? 951 00:46:50,829 --> 00:46:52,389 ALL: Thank you. 952 00:46:52,389 --> 00:46:54,779 You actually reminded me of when I was a little girl. 953 00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:55,859 THEY GIGGLE 954 00:46:55,859 --> 00:46:58,418 Full of attitude, full of sass. 955 00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:00,069 It's like watching eight of you... 956 00:47:00,069 --> 00:47:01,468 Yay! ..when you were younger. 957 00:47:01,468 --> 00:47:03,069 You're through to the next round. 958 00:47:03,069 --> 00:47:08,069 THEY SCREAM, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 959 00:47:08,069 --> 00:47:10,019 Ooh, I loved that. DAVID: That was good. 960 00:47:10,019 --> 00:47:11,499 That's how you do it. 961 00:47:13,418 --> 00:47:15,989 DISTORTED MUSIC 962 00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:18,418 BUZZING 963 00:47:21,859 --> 00:47:24,019 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 964 00:47:24,019 --> 00:47:25,939 SIMON: Wow, danger. 965 00:47:31,909 --> 00:47:34,019 Oh, my God. I'm nervous already. 966 00:47:36,298 --> 00:47:38,189 CROWD WHISTLE AND CHEER 967 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,829 OK. 968 00:47:42,269 --> 00:47:45,379 Hello. What's your name, please? 969 00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,069 My name is Andrew Basso. 970 00:47:47,069 --> 00:47:49,548 I'm guessing you're Italian. Italiano. 971 00:47:49,548 --> 00:47:53,069 CHEERING 972 00:47:53,069 --> 00:47:55,379 I think I know what kind of act you're gonna be doing, 973 00:47:55,379 --> 00:47:57,069 but what was the moment where you thought, 974 00:47:57,069 --> 00:47:58,909 "You know what, going to do this?" 975 00:47:58,909 --> 00:48:02,109 When I was 13, I saw a movie about Houdini, 976 00:48:02,109 --> 00:48:03,859 and I thought, "I wanna do that." 977 00:48:03,859 --> 00:48:07,389 I'm assuming this is very, very dangerous. 978 00:48:07,389 --> 00:48:09,499 It is. Has it ever gone wrong? 979 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:13,939 It happened. 980 00:48:13,939 --> 00:48:15,418 But I'm still here. 981 00:48:15,418 --> 00:48:18,629 OK. Well, look, I don't think I'm gonna ask any more questions 982 00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,139 because I'm just dying to see what you're gonna do. 983 00:48:21,139 --> 00:48:23,939 So good luck. Thank you very much. 984 00:48:23,939 --> 00:48:26,298 CHEERING 985 00:48:26,298 --> 00:48:28,189 INTENSE MUSIC 986 00:48:28,189 --> 00:48:31,269 This is the act that Harry Houdini said 987 00:48:31,269 --> 00:48:34,499 was the most dangerous and difficult. 988 00:48:34,499 --> 00:48:37,269 It represented the peak of his creation. 989 00:48:37,269 --> 00:48:41,069 The water torture cell. 990 00:48:43,548 --> 00:48:45,709 Being upside down... 991 00:48:45,709 --> 00:48:47,069 Upside down?! 992 00:48:47,069 --> 00:48:48,629 ...throws your senses. 993 00:48:48,629 --> 00:48:50,548 The blood rushes to the head. 994 00:48:52,298 --> 00:48:55,779 And it's challenging to stay calm and lower your heart rate 995 00:48:55,779 --> 00:48:59,548 when there is fear and adrenaline. 996 00:49:01,298 --> 00:49:02,939 Amanda, would you join me on stage? 997 00:49:02,939 --> 00:49:05,749 Oh, crikey. Thank you very much. 998 00:49:05,749 --> 00:49:07,579 APPLAUSE 999 00:49:09,499 --> 00:49:10,989 Would you stand here for me? 1000 00:49:12,139 --> 00:49:14,939 I will escape in two minutes. 1001 00:49:14,939 --> 00:49:19,139 Any longer and I may not come out alive. 1002 00:49:19,139 --> 00:49:21,139 I'm risking my life. 1003 00:49:23,548 --> 00:49:25,109 Oh, my God. 1004 00:49:27,218 --> 00:49:29,059 You're going to handcuff me, both hands. 1005 00:49:29,059 --> 00:49:34,989 You will restrain my ankles and I will have only one help. 1006 00:49:36,269 --> 00:49:39,109 This paperclip. 1007 00:49:41,019 --> 00:49:43,919 Please wish me good luck. 1008 00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:46,069 Good luck. Thank you. 1009 00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:48,639 APPLAUSE 1010 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:53,719 This is dangerous, by the way. 1011 00:49:56,949 --> 00:50:00,228 HANDCUFFS CLICK 1012 00:50:20,509 --> 00:50:22,949 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 1013 00:50:22,949 --> 00:50:24,789 APPLAUSE 1014 00:50:24,789 --> 00:50:26,228 MUSIC: 'Crazy' by 2WEI 1015 00:50:26,228 --> 00:50:29,719 # Does that make me crazy? 1016 00:50:30,999 --> 00:50:34,919 # Does that make me crazy? 1017 00:50:36,949 --> 00:50:40,228 # Does that make the crazy...? # 1018 00:50:40,228 --> 00:50:42,228 God. 1019 00:50:42,228 --> 00:50:45,358 # Possibly. # 1020 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,509 DRAMATIC MUSIC 1021 00:51:00,839 --> 00:51:02,399 Oh, my God. 1022 00:51:11,279 --> 00:51:14,308 Don't try this at home. Al right? 1023 00:51:36,949 --> 00:51:39,509 CHEERING 1024 00:52:05,358 --> 00:52:07,308 One and a half minutes is a long time. 1025 00:52:12,029 --> 00:52:15,759 MUSIC BUILDS 1026 00:52:18,558 --> 00:52:21,308 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1027 00:52:22,509 --> 00:52:24,669 He's still got to do a lock yet. 1028 00:52:24,669 --> 00:52:29,279 MUSIC PULSES 1029 00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:32,478 Two minutes! We've entered the danger zone. 1030 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,228 I don't think I can even watch this. 1031 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:54,308 Don't like it. 1032 00:53:01,999 --> 00:53:05,399 MUSIC STOPS, CHEERING 1033 00:53:06,839 --> 00:53:08,999 CROWD CHATTER 1034 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:11,589 He's run out of music. 1035 00:53:15,869 --> 00:53:18,509 Come on, come on, come on. 1036 00:53:24,478 --> 00:53:26,949 Seriously? He's panicking. He's panicking. 1037 00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:36,749 Come on! Come on! 1038 00:53:36,749 --> 00:53:37,989 MUSIC: 'Alive' by Sia 1039 00:53:37,989 --> 00:53:40,188 # I'm still breathing... # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1040 00:53:40,188 --> 00:53:42,989 # I'm still breathing... # Oh, my God! 1041 00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,989 # I'm still breathing 1042 00:53:46,989 --> 00:53:51,188 # I'm alive 1043 00:53:51,188 --> 00:53:55,388 # I'm alive 1044 00:53:55,388 --> 00:53:59,629 # I'm alive 1045 00:53:59,629 --> 00:54:05,268 # I'm alive... # 1046 00:54:16,599 --> 00:54:18,029 Thank you. 1047 00:54:18,029 --> 00:54:20,188 Why would you wanna do that? 1048 00:54:20,188 --> 00:54:22,109 LAUGHTER 1049 00:54:22,109 --> 00:54:24,268 I feel more alive right now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1050 00:54:24,268 --> 00:54:26,318 # I'm alive... # 1051 00:54:26,318 --> 00:54:28,679 David. Well, I thought he was incredible. 1052 00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:31,518 I mean, I would have said yes and soon as you took off the robe. 1053 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,749 LAUGHTER 1054 00:54:32,749 --> 00:54:34,909 It was stunning. You're a great showman. 1055 00:54:34,909 --> 00:54:36,749 CHEERING 1056 00:54:36,749 --> 00:54:39,359 Alesha. It's so hard to watch, 1057 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,159 but I'm just so impressed by your fearlessness. 1058 00:54:42,159 --> 00:54:44,879 Well done. Incredible. Thank you very much. 1059 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,318 What you did up there was dangerous, it was exciting, 1060 00:54:49,318 --> 00:54:52,679 it was brilliant to watch. Our hearts were in our mouths. 1061 00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,268 So congratulations for getting out alive and well done. 1062 00:54:55,268 --> 00:54:58,359 Thank you. CHEERING 1063 00:54:58,359 --> 00:55:01,959 There are a tiny, tiny group of people in the world 1064 00:55:01,959 --> 00:55:04,679 who could do what you just did. 1065 00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:07,029 That's an audition we're never going to forget. 1066 00:55:07,029 --> 00:55:08,569 CHEERING 1067 00:55:08,569 --> 00:55:09,739 David, yes or no? 1068 00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:13,208 Of course I am giving you a yes. 1069 00:55:13,208 --> 00:55:16,489 I'm saying yes. Yes from me. 1070 00:55:16,489 --> 00:55:19,208 You have four "si"s. Thank you! 1071 00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:22,538 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1072 00:55:22,538 --> 00:55:26,049 # I'm alive 1073 00:55:26,049 --> 00:55:28,649 # I'm alive... # 1074 00:55:28,649 --> 00:55:30,458 By the way, how amazing was that? 1075 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,009 Fantastic! 1076 00:55:32,009 --> 00:55:35,538 Today's been good. Thank you so much for coming. 1077 00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:40,619 # I'm alive 1078 00:55:40,619 --> 00:55:46,819 # I'm alive. # 1079 00:55:49,649 --> 00:55:51,458 DINOSAURS ROAR 1080 00:55:51,458 --> 00:55:53,769 LAUGHTER Next! 1081 00:55:55,338 --> 00:55:56,769 Argh! Argh! 1082 00:55:56,769 --> 00:55:58,489 SHE VOCALISES Sensational! 1083 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:00,739 EVIL LAUGHTER, THEY SCREAM 1084 00:56:00,739 --> 00:56:03,288 BUZZER SOUNDS Weird, even by MY standards. 1085 00:56:03,288 --> 00:56:04,338 Let's go! Hit it! 1086 00:56:05,689 --> 00:56:08,009 CHEERING Wow, 1087 00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,489 HE SCREAMS 1088 00:56:10,489 --> 00:56:12,288 I don't know what this is, but it's brilliant. 1089 00:56:12,288 --> 00:56:14,288 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com 76007

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