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加油你们就差一点把我干掉哈哈哈
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我叫秦末
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我生长的地方叫做
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奸荒
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这里是华夏最后的禁区
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在这里养育和教授我的
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就是这五位拥有绝世本领的爷爷奶奶
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龙爷爷他教授我武术
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天下武功无坚不摧
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唯快不破
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洛奶奶他教授我医术
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默默要记得医者仁心
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林爷爷他教授我算术和金融知识
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学好数理化走遍天下都不怕
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刘爷爷他教授我厨艺
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外面的饭难吃
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能做就要自己做
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苍蝇
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他教授我电子科技
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默默知识改变命运
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直到那天蒋仪的到来
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蒋怡是我妈妈的闺蜜
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她来是为了我妈妈的遗愿
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让我回到现实世界
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他们千叮万嘱
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一定要让我小心外面的事情
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人心火测
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我在他们面前发誓
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一定要干出一番事业
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不辜负他们对我的期望
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我离开了养育我的地方
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期盼新的生活
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默默嗯这两座就是你父母的墓
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爸妈
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我来看你们了
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大佬最近昏迷的时间越来越久了
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哎不过刚才突然睁开眼睛
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里面全是紫色的血丝
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吓我一跳
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事该先把墓地准备好了
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长期昏迷
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忽然睁眼紫色血丝
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听他们的话
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这赵老应该只能活一天了
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哎赵队长
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就是这里了啊
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这里就是我们之前定好的墓地了
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也不知哪个不长眼的孤魂野鬼
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抢先占了这块地
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直接刨了算了啊
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哪来的小子
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去去去请啊
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别捣闹
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请你们离开
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我在上坟
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请尊重一下试者
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嗯
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哼呸上什么班
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这块地老子早就占了
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嗯
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识相的话就赶紧滚
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事关爷爷安葬之事
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绝不能有半点马虎
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小兄弟要不然我们商量一下
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你出个价
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我们补偿给你些损失怎么样
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我若不呢
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哎臭小子
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别给脸不要脸啊
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不交出来我们就铲平这里
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手指淫乱视为不敬
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你你
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让人救他视为侮辱
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可恶你竟敢辱我父母
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毫无祖坟啊
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啊
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该
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杀
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啊
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啊方才方才多有得罪
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求少侠原谅
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滚
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赵队长这人咱们惹不起
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赶紧走吧
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这人身手如此了得
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自古习武高手
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医术也十分了得
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说不定他们帮我
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惭愧刚才是我们太失礼了
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不知少侠是否精通医术
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能否救我爷爷
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今晚一过便是他的死期
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我为何要救
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死期
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少侠之前是我不对
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还请您大人不记小人过
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救救我爷爷
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我赵家定然不会亏待您
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也保证绝不会动这块地
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这人虽有冒犯
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却是个孝子
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医者仁心
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天下无我不置之人
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但饶我父母净土的事
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需派人前来扫墓三年
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香火不断
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好好没问题
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只要能救我爷爷
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派人扫墓十年我都愿意
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朱医生我爷爷状况怎么样了
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哎呀是赵先生呀
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经过我的治疗
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赵老爷子至少还能多活一个月
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那个朱医生
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能不能让他看一下我爷爷的病
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怎么又领回一个
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这赵清明显是不信任我呀
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小子
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我是跨海省最好的心脑血管疾病专家
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你是哪家医院的
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什么级别
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请一字鄂镇拿出来我看看
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不在医院
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没有级别
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没有名分
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那你是干什么的
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就没上过学的普通人呗
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哦好
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什么我连书都没读过
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这不行啊
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碰碰运气吗
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哈哈哈哈哈
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赵先生你将你爷爷的生命
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托付给一个没文化的小子
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我真佩服你啊
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不过你既然这么要求了
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行
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那就看看这毛头小子到底有什么本事
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赵老这是多年积累下来的病症
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脑内淤血固化
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壮劳脑内淤血固化
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只需要在他的药害穴扎一针就好了
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我我没听错吧
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他刚才说的是
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要害血那可是直接拼命的穴位啊
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哈哈哈我还以为你真有什么本事
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丧口情就你这点伎俩
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还想骗过我这专业医生吗
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那要害血可是致命的穴位
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扎下去就会直接神往
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我有理由怀疑
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你是敌人派来谋害赵老大
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赵队长赵老爷子位高权重
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多少人想要害他你又不是不知道
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可得当心啊
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朱医生说的没错
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是我疏忽了
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差一点害死了爷爷
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来人此人行迹可疑
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有谋杀嫌疑带回去
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啊不用抓我
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我自己走
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若你爷爷今夜病危
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你夫君请罪
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前来见我
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哎嘿嘿嘿
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放心吧赵队长有我在
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小子
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好好享受你的美妙时光吧哈哈哈
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朱大夫赵先生出状况了
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你们一个性指数突然下降
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情况非常危险
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朱医生不是告诉我还有一个月吗
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我我也不知道怎么回事
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赵队长请请冷静一下
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这也可能是暂时性休克
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还有救的
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还愣着干什么
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准备心脏电击复苏
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绝对不行
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这样会对其他脏器造成震荡器大出血
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那你要告诉我怎样才能救赵老
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朱医生冷静点
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不只是你想救赵老啊
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可恶就这样没用办法了吗
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若你爷爷今夜病危
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你负荆遣罪前来见了
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刘福快跟我去派出所是
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哎真是安静的让人害怕呀
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你说这002咋突然没声了
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对呀刚才还传出惨叫声呢
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啊
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领导好
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刚才送进来的那个少年呢
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把他关在哪里了
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快带我去见他
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他他
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赵先生这么晚了您这是少废话
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快告诉我
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他被我们关在002号了
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冥王那不是
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你是最恐怖的地方
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要是二人出世了
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我万死难辞其咎
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分人
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这这里究竟
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发生了什么还满意吧
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太热了来了
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我要准备开始了
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只需注入灵气
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打通血管疾病
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不知道赵老怎么样了
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爷爷一定要醒过来啊
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啊心跳一起跳了
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这家伙没有撒谎
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真能治好爷爷
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啊啊阿晴啊爷爷您终于醒了
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呃
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我睡了好久啊
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骨头都睡僵掉了
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爷爷您昏迷太久
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是少侠救了您
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少侠
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是怎么回事
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事情是这样的
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想不到老朽有生之年
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还能见到如此惊世骇俗的奇男子啊
228
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您过奖了
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秦先生赵清有愧于您
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我为之前的鲁莽行危向您道歉
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都怪我孙子听性禅言
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做事糊涂
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让先生受累了
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传言是哪家医院的有印象吗
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级别先生
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这是一点微博谢礼
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请您先收下
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日后再送上其他重礼
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另作答谢
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不用拿回去
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医者仁心
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不为贪污敛财
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病也好了那就没我什么事
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我该回家了
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太晚回去蒋莹会担心的
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等等一下
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还没请教先生大名
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清末
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情末
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年纪轻轻品德便如此高尚
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我赵家一定要与此人结下善缘
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妈
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这就是你千辛万苦找回来的那个过
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你这孩子怎么说话的
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行了
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257
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他本来就是孤儿
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而且以后吃咱家住咱家
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还要给他好脸色
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那也不能当着孩子的面这么说
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我没事的蒋怡
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默默你刚来他们不熟悉
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熟了就好了
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来尝尝你叔叔亲手做的狮子头
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谢谢蒋姨
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乡巴佬红烧狮子头都不知道怎么吃
267
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怎么好吃呆了
268
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过包子果然没见过什么世面啊
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好难吃啊
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什么意思
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啊莫莫心许是晕车还没缓过劲
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没什么胃口
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没什么胃口
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分明是摆脸色给我看
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以后吃饭你自己做
276
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啊你叔叔说笑的
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家里有佣人
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你不想吃这个可以叫佣人给你做别的
279
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我自己做吧吃得惯
280
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他们自己能做出什么
281
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没教养女儿就是孤儿
282
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就不该让他来咱们家
283
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他给我摆两次
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我从来都没有见过这样的人
285
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哇默默你好厉害
286
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光是闻味道就让人食指大动
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哇
288
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这味道好香
289
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光闻着香有什么用
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好吃才最实际
291
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哼我倒要看看
292
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你这土包子能做出什么美食
293
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就是土豆就是土豆
294
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还能做出花来
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这个味道
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实在是
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太好吃了
298
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谢谢夸奖
299
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,300
我只是不想跟小孩子计较
300
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,766
这土豆丝差远了
301
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:15,400
没错咸死了
302
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破土豆
303
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吃完胃口都没了不吃了我也不吃了
304
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谁爱吃谁吃
305
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默默你理解一下
306
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他们一时接受不了
307
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嗯
308
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吃饭吧
309
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老妈也真是的
310
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非得等那家伙回来才肯做饭
311
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害我饿了一晚上
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该死的期末
313
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不把你揪起来做顿早餐
314
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难消我心头之恨
315
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,333
怎么有喘息声
316
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啊啊啊
317
00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,933
行了你变态啊你
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呀呀许师姑娘你听我解释啊
319
00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:15,666
我只是在这个变态
320
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:24,466
脱光衣服练功怎么就成变态了
321
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,100
哼臭不要脸
322
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,466
啊那这件事就这么定了麻烦
323
00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:35,500
你了嗯好再见
324
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:37,733
默默
325
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嗯
326
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,933
明天去上学吧
327
00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:54,800
妈妈到底在想什么
328
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,266
为什么连你这种变态
329
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,333
都能和我上同一所学校
330
00:16:59,566 --> 00:17:00,733
真是倒霉
331
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,600
所以我到底做错了啥
332
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:08,866
还有别跟人说我们住一起
333
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,066
住一起不行
334
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,266
这事我得告诉强哥
335
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,766
大家好我是秦末
336
00:17:23,566 --> 00:17:25,933
你穿的好土啊哎
337
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,666
还鞠躬啊哎有够挫的真是个小保牢
338
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,066
又是个弱不禁风的学生
339
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:35,533
待会和武校的比赛
340
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:37,500
撤销户肯定拖后腿
341
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,866
等他期末测试不合格
342
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,600
直接开出得了
343
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,666
老师我该坐哪
344
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,966
随便自己找空位
345
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,066
强哥跟徐延同居的那小子
346
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,000
就是台上这个人
347
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,733
哎刚好有个空位
348
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,333
嘿嘿嘿
349
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,766
全华海大学谁不知道
350
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,466
徐嫣注定是我的女人
351
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,300
你竟然敢
352
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,466
小子你给我离徐岩远一点
353
00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:16,466
不然打断你的
354
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,133
算了龙爷爷叮嘱过
355
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,500
别把时间浪费在小虾米身上
356
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,066
哎这这小子刚刚瞪我
357
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,566
强哥不愧是我们体育系的明星
358
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:36,800
有钱有势
359
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,700
把这个新来的治的服服帖帖
360
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,533
嗨你看他连大气都不敢吭
361
00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,533
果然刚刚绝对是幻觉
362
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,933
这小子就一怂货
363
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,900
喂土豹子听见没
364
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,200
我跟你说话呢
365
00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:56,866
强哥等等
366
00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,566
比武就要开始了
367
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,566
回来再收拾他也不吃啊
368
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:03,566
又到
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00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:06,500
喂新来的
370
00:19:06,733 --> 00:19:10,533
待会武术比赛去给我们端茶倒水去
371
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,000
哦
372
00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:17,266
法海大学体育学院与武术学校
373
00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:18,533
年度友谊赛
374
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:20,133
即将开始
375
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,466
耶耶这里
376
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,133
小林你来的好早啊
377
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,800
如果不是学校强制参加
378
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,266
我真不想来
379
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:34,500
每年都输的一塌糊涂
380
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,000
有什么好看
381
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:37,933
好啦好啦
382
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,000
今年田玉溪还是蛮有希望的
383
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,700
大家都说刘强是我向历劫最强
384
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,400
今年谁输谁赢还不一定呢
385
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,533
哈哈许燕他在看我一定要
386
00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:55,966
好好表现表现
387
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,700
况且刘强还一直追求着你
388
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,200
别停我讨厌他
389
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,533
喂小子
390
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,133
待会比武你就在旁边打杂就行了
391
00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,966
别在这碍手碍脚哦
392
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,900
这家伙运气真背
393
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,100
394
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,566
哎快看你笑的来了
395
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,666
你气势好强啊啊
396
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,366
小妹妹们好啊
397
00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:34,966
听说带队的是龙氏武术冠军
398
00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:39,700
这次比武一共进行七场
399
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,133
按照首类的方式进行切磋
400
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,900
扫地或者出圈都判为出局
401
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,566
最终首类成功者即为胜方
402
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,800
啊这一届
403
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,966
哪怕能打败一日无效的人都行啊
404
00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:59,566
往年都是玩吧啊希望刘强能争点气吧
405
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:03,100
下面有请第一组选手上场
406
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,133
今年咱们一定要赢几场
407
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,600
老师交给我们
408
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:17,900
我宣布比赛开始呀
409
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,333
让你尝尝我们苦练一年的成果
410
00:21:21,933 --> 00:21:23,900
天呐呀
411
00:21:25,366 --> 00:21:27,966
啊啊啊
412
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,900
啊
413
00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:36,800
啊啊有些东西是努力也弥补不了的
414
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,533
那就是天分呐
415
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:40,166
你们这群弱鸡
416
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,766
我来
417
00:21:46,766 --> 00:21:48,200
啊啊
418
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,800
不叫二声
419
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:56,666
下一个下一个下一个
420
00:21:57,766 --> 00:21:58,566
我
421
00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:00,666
我我认输
422
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,933
饶我吧废物
423
00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:07,533
你们华海大学就这点能耐
424
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,500
连给我们热身都不够
425
00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:13,500
哈哈哈一群垃圾
426
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,700
武校林昭宁
427
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,933
武连商
428
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,100
真的假的
429
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:21,333
给我听一下
430
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,600
这没事你们谁吃饭吧你们
431
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,100
我想我们见识见识你的厉害
432
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,466
喂喂这也太强了吧
433
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,333
我怎么可能是他的对手
434
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,700
会输啊铁定会输
435
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,366
该死怎么能让徐燕看我出丑
436
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,000
一定要想想办法
437
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,966
哎哎哎大龙哥你多少让让强哥行不啊
438
00:22:45,966 --> 00:22:48,733
哎给他个面子啊哈哈哈
439
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,966
我绝不能在虚烟面前丢脸
440
00:22:51,366 --> 00:22:54,166
没看见我的人还在等着喝水吗
441
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:57,566
想要面子把人伺候好了再说
442
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,866
期末还不赶紧去倒水
443
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,900
墨迹什么还不快去
444
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,400
哦
445
00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:13,933
啊
446
00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:17,133
你没长眼吗
447
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,600
老子的裤子都被你弄湿了
448
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:29,733
小子跪下磕头给我们道歉啊
449
00:23:30,266 --> 00:23:32,266
是你们给我跪下
450
00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,200
我可以考虑
451
00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:37,400
放过你们
452
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:40,900
这什么情况呀
453
00:23:41,466 --> 00:23:42,900
干嘛呢还比不比了
454
00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:44,933
那天怎么回事啊
455
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,800
好像是个新来的体育生
456
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,333
和武校生吵起来了
457
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,933
哦那这下子他可惨了
458
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,466
小子你说什么
459
00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,133
给你道歉
460
00:23:57,133 --> 00:24:00,000
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
461
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,733
你们快听听他都说了什么蠢话
462
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,500
哈哈哈哈哈哈
463
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,733
笑死人了哈哈哈哈
464
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,566
你以为你是谁啊
465
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,500
你配吗啊
466
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,000
清末赶紧给大龙哥他们道歉
467
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:15,166
别在那丢我们体育系的脸
468
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,933
来到台上打一架
469
00:24:18,133 --> 00:24:20,200
双手双脚让你
470
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:23,600
只要你能打赢我我就道歉
471
00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,733
只是可惜你这小身板
472
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:29,866
我光是用肚子就能把你顶死
473
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:33,400
哈哈哈这可真是出人意料
474
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:37,133
体育系不畏强敌又派出了一位新选手
475
00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:38,800
这位选手是
476
00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:41,466
呃老师他叫什么名
477
00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:42,966
管他叫什么
478
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,966
反正待会就被秒杀了
479
00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:48,666
体育师他们搞什么
480
00:24:48,666 --> 00:24:51,133
打不过也不能换个素人上来吧
481
00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:53,600
改正服了不看了
482
00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:56,466
两位选手预备
483
00:24:57,466 --> 00:25:01,266
三二一开始
484
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:06,266
臭饺子我要把你揍的连求饶都开不了
485
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:07,866
啊
486
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:09,466
啊
487
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:14,200
啊啊
488
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,100
啊
489
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,300
啊啊
490
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:20,966
啊
491
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:23,066
好帅啊
492
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,666
离离愁离选手竟然抖进不起了
493
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,766
这怎么可能啊
494
00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:34,333
只用了一招就
495
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,466
还有谁
496
00:25:39,366 --> 00:25:40,166
哎
497
00:25:41,533 --> 00:25:43,366
我可比他强多了
498
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,900
遇上我就注定了你的失败
499
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,533
哈哈盐城好好教训下这小子
500
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,000
呀
501
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,600
跑
502
00:26:04,866 --> 00:26:05,666
跑外
503
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,866
这是什么
504
00:26:08,966 --> 00:26:12,066
一拳就打倒了比李朝宁还强的严惩
505
00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:18,066
你们别浪费时间了一起上
506
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,166
你这是在找死
507
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:24,766
啊
508
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:26,500
啊
509
00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:28,566
啊
510
00:26:32,866 --> 00:26:36,500
没想到新来的这小子竟然这么能打
511
00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:39,766
这这还怎么比啊
512
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,500
哎呀啊啊
513
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,933
这太强了吧
514
00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:48,900
哇好帅啊
515
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,166
好 man 啊
516
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,500
这么厉害吗
517
00:26:54,966 --> 00:26:56,566
我宣布本
518
00:26:56,566 --> 00:26:57,966
届武斗大会
519
00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:00,666
华海大学体育系获胜
520
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,700
你太厉害了你太厉害了你太厉害了
521
00:27:05,733 --> 00:27:07,333
真给我们华海长脸
522
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,800
齐步齐哥
523
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,966
齐哥我杰哥我上火了齐步齐哥
524
00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:18,666
齐哥
525
00:27:19,966 --> 00:27:22,933
干嘛要突然追着我不放啊啊
526
00:27:24,766 --> 00:27:26,966
不要再追我了
527
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:30,966
大神
528
00:27:32,066 --> 00:27:34,400
啊我真应该低调你
529
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,900
别再给我打电话了
530
00:27:36,933 --> 00:27:40,266
也请你不要再骚扰我的家人再见
531
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,400
又来一个
532
00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:53,300
我不会给你微信也不会给你电话号码
533
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,133
所以请离我远一点好吗
534
00:27:58,366 --> 00:27:59,666
什么鬼
535
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,600
奶球
536
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,133
呀小家伙迷路了吗
537
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,000
肚子饿了吧
538
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,566
来吃这个
539
00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:25,166
我家做的煎饼啊可好吃了
540
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:32,700
你在做什么呀
541
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,200
我可以这么没礼貌
542
00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:39,300
啊嗨又见面了这真不是故意的
543
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:40,766
奶球只是挑食
544
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,166
并不是这次换狗了是吧
545
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,600
你烦不烦
546
00:28:46,966 --> 00:28:50,166
都说了我不会给你任何联系方式的
547
00:28:50,733 --> 00:28:52,966
居然利用可爱的小狗靠近我
548
00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,366
真是太差劲了
549
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,966
麻烦你离我远点
550
00:29:03,066 --> 00:29:05,566
哟这不是陈婉吗
551
00:29:05,733 --> 00:29:09,133
害我找你老半天了你果然在这
552
00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:12,133
敢轻易跨我店货
553
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:13,966
你呀你不是他
554
00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:16,933
你也真是的
555
00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,566
就算是想引起人家的注意
556
00:29:19,566 --> 00:29:21,800
也不惯我真话嘛
557
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:23,533
欲擒故纵
558
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,600
人家还是懂得
559
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:29,466
给我用你嫩滑的双手做个饼饼吃
560
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,466
陈姨你别在那瞎忙活了
561
00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:35,400
正好陈婉来了啊
562
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,966
我要让他给我摊煎饼
563
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:39,400
王旭阳请你放尊重点
564
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,500
这个流氓怎么又来了
565
00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:43,933
上次把我家小摊砸了还不够吗
566
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,366
他要怎样才肯放过我们一家
567
00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:50,566
嘿呦你还不乐意了
568
00:29:50,566 --> 00:29:54,300
你要不给我做今天还就不让你走了
569
00:29:54,366 --> 00:29:57,566
过来让我好好喜欢你
570
00:29:57,566 --> 00:29:59,733
哈哈哈哈哈哈干哈呀
571
00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:02,366
一个大男人都跟女孩叫风景
572
00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:05,866
啊我的娘
573
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:08,000
这力气也太大了
574
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,900
小子快放手
575
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,266
姑娘我真不是来纠缠你的你不
576
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:15,266
是老子
577
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:19,200
你想英雄救美啊
578
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,366
你不就是想吃煎饼吗
579
00:30:21,366 --> 00:30:22,400
我给你做
580
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,666
会做个锤呀
581
00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:29,066
打啊这这这这这这这这啊
582
00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:32,000
红绿也太精准了
583
00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:36,800
鸡蛋香菜葱花芝麻酱料都能听您分布
584
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:42,500
这水准我第一次见好厉害
585
00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:45,900
坐好了
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