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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:15,045 --> 00:02:23,186 ♪ Will lead you to my blue heaven ♪ 2 00:02:23,286 --> 00:02:27,457 ♪ You'll see a smiling face ♪ 3 00:02:27,557 --> 00:02:29,459 ♪ A fireplace 4 00:02:29,559 --> 00:02:32,728 ♪ a cozy room 5 00:02:34,164 --> 00:02:35,498 ♪ a little nest 6 00:02:35,598 --> 00:02:40,903 ♪ that's nestled where the roses bloom ♪ 7 00:02:41,003 --> 00:02:44,874 ♪ Just Molly and me 8 00:02:44,974 --> 00:02:48,678 ♪ and my baby makes three ♪ 9 00:02:48,778 --> 00:02:59,089 ♪ We're happy in my blue heaven ♪ 10 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:01,491 That's pretty lousy. 11 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:03,793 Maybe it will sound better tonight 12 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,328 with colored lights. 13 00:03:05,428 --> 00:03:09,865 We got a visitor from the outside world where they shave. 14 00:03:09,965 --> 00:03:11,467 Who let you in? 15 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,935 I let myself in. 16 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:15,171 I'm red Nichols from Ogden, Utah, 17 00:03:15,271 --> 00:03:16,684 your new cornet player. 18 00:03:16,806 --> 00:03:17,806 You're late. 19 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,109 I'm sorry about that. 20 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,844 I've never been in New York before, 21 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:24,380 and I got mixed up with the subways. 22 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,150 Did you know the BMT comes up here 23 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,384 and the IRT doesn't? 24 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:30,386 Neither does the Chesapeake & Ohio. 25 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,021 You're the first to complain. 26 00:03:32,122 --> 00:03:34,056 Get your chair. 27 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:37,026 You a sight man? 28 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:39,362 I can read anything that's written. 29 00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:42,265 Go ahead, laugh. I found this kid in the desert. 30 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:43,999 He blows rings around you 31 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,269 and works at half the price. 32 00:03:46,369 --> 00:03:48,171 The sweetest music ever heard. 33 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:51,006 I got a guy in a boiler factory 34 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:54,076 warming up for your job, Dorsey. 35 00:03:54,177 --> 00:03:55,878 Ok, let's try it again. 36 00:03:55,978 --> 00:03:58,148 Can I play a few notes 37 00:03:58,248 --> 00:04:00,650 so I won't hit a clam? 38 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:01,817 Help yourself. 39 00:04:01,917 --> 00:04:03,786 [Plays riff] 40 00:04:05,255 --> 00:04:07,056 Are you ready, maestro? 41 00:04:07,157 --> 00:04:09,192 From the top. 42 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,860 That means from here. 43 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,695 Don't take the IRT. 44 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:18,934 [baton taps] 45 00:04:19,034 --> 00:04:20,436 You. 46 00:04:20,536 --> 00:04:22,538 Where's that town you're from? 47 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:23,906 Ogden, Utah. Why? 48 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:25,275 Don't play that horn 49 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:28,077 so the folks back home can hear you. 50 00:04:28,178 --> 00:04:29,445 You got a mute? 51 00:04:29,545 --> 00:04:31,914 Well, use it all the time. 52 00:04:32,014 --> 00:04:33,916 The thing is, Mr. paradise, 53 00:04:34,016 --> 00:04:35,818 I play New Orleans style. 54 00:04:35,918 --> 00:04:37,153 It's the newest thing. 55 00:04:37,253 --> 00:04:39,789 I've got an arrangement of the very number... 56 00:04:39,889 --> 00:04:42,057 Put that thing away. Sit down. 57 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,460 Can't you take some friendly advice? 58 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,430 Put that horn in your big mouth 59 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:48,564 and blow. 60 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:49,965 Welcome to paradise. 61 00:04:50,065 --> 00:04:51,334 That's all right. 62 00:04:51,434 --> 00:04:54,804 Pretty soon, you'll all be working for me. 63 00:04:58,574 --> 00:05:00,876 Will you make up your mind? 64 00:05:00,976 --> 00:05:02,212 The girls are waiting. 65 00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:05,014 Look, I appreciate it. Don't get me wrong. 66 00:05:05,114 --> 00:05:06,649 Who is this guy? 67 00:05:06,749 --> 00:05:08,184 He works in the band. 68 00:05:08,284 --> 00:05:11,120 There's a new trumpet player up in Harlem. 69 00:05:11,221 --> 00:05:12,488 He's from New Orleans. 70 00:05:12,588 --> 00:05:15,225 The boys are going up to hear him. 71 00:05:15,325 --> 00:05:17,327 You can catch him anytime. 72 00:05:17,427 --> 00:05:18,994 Frankly, Tony, I, uh... 73 00:05:19,094 --> 00:05:21,397 I'd like to steer clear of chorus girls. 74 00:05:21,497 --> 00:05:24,400 My mother gave me a note to a lady in Brooklyn. 75 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,636 This lady's got a daughter. 76 00:05:26,736 --> 00:05:27,736 Naturally. 77 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:29,872 Brooklyn is solid mothers and daughters. 78 00:05:29,972 --> 00:05:32,542 Every auto horn plays Mendelssohn's wedding march, 79 00:05:32,642 --> 00:05:34,410 and Mendelssohn's driving the car. 80 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:37,146 I haven't even met the girl in Brooklyn. 81 00:05:37,247 --> 00:05:39,649 You've got me married to her. 82 00:05:39,749 --> 00:05:41,284 See how easy it is? 83 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:44,019 These Broadway frails... It's a different league. 84 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:46,656 Why are you doing all this? 85 00:05:46,756 --> 00:05:48,023 You hardly know me. 86 00:05:48,123 --> 00:05:51,060 I don't like anybody should be lonely. 87 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,662 I'm not lonely. 88 00:05:52,762 --> 00:05:54,297 I got a big heart. 89 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:57,032 How much money you got on you? 90 00:05:57,132 --> 00:05:59,068 $20, but that's room rent. 91 00:05:59,168 --> 00:06:00,303 Forget about the room. 92 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:03,306 We may never have to get out of the car. 93 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,341 We'll drive up to Harlem, 94 00:06:05,441 --> 00:06:06,909 catch the bugle, 95 00:06:07,009 --> 00:06:08,811 then play by ear, all right? 96 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:11,281 Uh, b... B... B... 97 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:15,850 Ready, girls? 98 00:06:15,885 --> 00:06:17,787 I don't think so. 99 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:19,789 Where's this guy come from? 100 00:06:19,889 --> 00:06:21,190 He's from Ogden, Utah. 101 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:24,260 Utah? Is that in the union? 102 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,297 You wanted me to get you a date. 103 00:06:27,397 --> 00:06:29,299 That's the Aaron slick from punkin'. 104 00:06:29,399 --> 00:06:31,301 It's her date, not yours. 105 00:06:31,401 --> 00:06:34,704 Why should I go out with some farm boy? 106 00:06:34,804 --> 00:06:36,038 He's a nice guy. 107 00:06:36,138 --> 00:06:38,073 Well, I guess I'm stuck. 108 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:40,943 Wait here. I'll be right back. 109 00:06:42,578 --> 00:06:45,214 She's dying to go out with you. 110 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:47,617 I don't know how you do it. 111 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:50,353 Must be the smell of the silo. 112 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,088 What did you say his name is, 113 00:06:53,188 --> 00:06:54,490 huckleberry Finn? 114 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:57,593 You can't leave him standing there. 115 00:07:02,765 --> 00:07:05,501 Red, this is my girl Tommy Eden, a dancer. 116 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:08,203 This is Bobbie Meredith. She sings. 117 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:10,272 How... Doody, ma'am. 118 00:07:10,373 --> 00:07:11,841 How do you do? 119 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,543 I've got to be home early. 120 00:07:13,643 --> 00:07:14,810 That's all right, ma'am. 121 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:17,513 Ju... Ju... Just don't pay it no never mind. 122 00:07:17,613 --> 00:07:20,215 You'll get home as early as you please. 123 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:23,118 I bet the cows back in Ogden loved you. 124 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:27,256 Well, ma'am, I didn't shake their hands. 125 00:07:27,357 --> 00:07:29,392 That were a zinger, weren't it? 126 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,127 We'd better get in the car. 127 00:07:32,227 --> 00:07:34,163 Boy, before the night's over, 128 00:07:34,263 --> 00:07:35,765 I may poison him. 129 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,468 I'll toss you for it. 130 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:42,004 [Band playing jazz number] 131 00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:02,157 Say, plowboy, are you sure you ever danced before? 132 00:08:02,257 --> 00:08:05,327 Oh, yes, ma'am, lots of times. 133 00:08:06,161 --> 00:08:07,363 With girls? 134 00:08:07,463 --> 00:08:10,199 Well, when I couldn't get nothing better. 135 00:08:10,299 --> 00:08:11,501 Ow! 136 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:12,868 Oh, now, look, look. 137 00:08:12,968 --> 00:08:15,571 This may seem like some weird tribal rite, 138 00:08:15,671 --> 00:08:19,074 but this is how the dance is usually done. 139 00:08:19,174 --> 00:08:20,876 1, 2, 3. 140 00:08:20,976 --> 00:08:22,011 1, 2, 3. 141 00:08:22,111 --> 00:08:23,278 1, 2, 3. 142 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:24,580 1, 2, 3. 143 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,650 I think I've got it now. 144 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:30,920 Why, you... 145 00:08:31,020 --> 00:08:32,822 Yes, ma'am. 146 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:34,990 Ow! 147 00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:40,530 Set it right here. 148 00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,765 I should have warned you. 149 00:08:42,865 --> 00:08:44,133 This kid is hip. 150 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,068 We didn't order any tea. 151 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:48,538 Did you order... Maybe the girls... 152 00:08:48,638 --> 00:08:51,173 This is tea like my mother made 153 00:08:51,273 --> 00:08:53,709 for Sunday afternoons with the mafia. 154 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:54,644 90 proof. 155 00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:57,212 It's in teacups in case of a raid. 156 00:08:57,312 --> 00:08:59,214 Don't you think I know that? 157 00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:01,216 Ever been in a speakeasy before? 158 00:09:01,316 --> 00:09:04,253 Come on. I've been in dozens of them. 159 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:06,221 Here's mud in your eye. 160 00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:07,857 A salute, goombah! 161 00:09:07,957 --> 00:09:09,659 Yeah. 162 00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,894 [Choking] 163 00:09:12,728 --> 00:09:15,631 Oh, we got a real live one here. 164 00:09:15,731 --> 00:09:18,267 Have some more tea, plowboy. 165 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:20,402 It just got... 166 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:21,871 Plowboy? 167 00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,005 Ahem. 168 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,373 I'll show you plowboy. 169 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:27,777 Well, here's some more mud. 170 00:09:33,716 --> 00:09:34,517 Oh! 171 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,486 Wood alcohol. I've gone blind! 172 00:09:36,586 --> 00:09:38,888 They just turned out the lights. 173 00:09:38,988 --> 00:09:40,022 That's all. 174 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,256 I was only kidding. 175 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:43,358 Don't you think I know that? 176 00:09:43,459 --> 00:09:44,794 No. 177 00:10:26,268 --> 00:10:28,337 Red, how about that bugle? 178 00:10:28,437 --> 00:10:30,172 Like the music? 179 00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,707 Next to my father, 180 00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:34,544 that's the greatest trumpet I ever heard in my life. 181 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:36,912 Let's you drink to that. 182 00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:05,274 [Playing won't you come home, bill Bailey?] 183 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,778 ♪ Won't you come home, bill Bailey? ♪ 184 00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,546 ♪ Won't you come home? 185 00:11:44,647 --> 00:11:49,084 ♪ I'm feelin' all alone ♪ 186 00:11:49,184 --> 00:11:51,520 ♪ I'll do the cookin', darlin' ♪ 187 00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:53,088 ♪ I'll pay the rent 188 00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:57,059 ♪ I know I've done you wrong ♪ 189 00:11:57,159 --> 00:12:01,631 ♪ Now 'member that rainy Eve that I drove you out? ♪ 190 00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:05,768 ♪ With nothin' but a fine... Tooth comb? ♪ 191 00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:07,803 ♪ I know I'm to blame 192 00:12:07,903 --> 00:12:09,872 ♪ well, ain't that a shame? ♪ 193 00:12:09,972 --> 00:12:13,175 ♪ Bill Bailey, won't you please come home? ♪ 194 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,543 Ha ha ha! 195 00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:16,912 ♪ Yes, won't you come home, bill Bailey? ♪ 196 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,948 ♪ Won't you come home? 197 00:12:19,048 --> 00:12:22,084 ♪ I'm feelin' all alone ♪ 198 00:12:22,184 --> 00:12:23,218 Here you go, red. 199 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:25,587 ♪ Won't you come home, bill Bailey? ♪ 200 00:12:25,688 --> 00:12:27,890 ♪ Won't you come home? 201 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:29,859 ♪ I'm feelin' ohh... 202 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:31,060 Shh! 203 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,161 It's all right, Mac. 204 00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:33,829 ♪ Won't you come home, bill Bailey? ♪ 205 00:12:33,929 --> 00:12:35,698 Won't you come home, bill Bailey! 206 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,901 ♪ With nothin' but a fine... Tooth comb ♪ 207 00:12:40,102 --> 00:12:42,004 ♪ I know I'm to blame ♪ 208 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:43,806 ♪ Now ain't that a shame? ♪ 209 00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:48,043 ♪ Won't you come home, bill bai... ♪ 210 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,083 Oh, he's changing weapons. 211 00:12:54,183 --> 00:12:55,450 Where's my horn? 212 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:56,819 Red, don't start that. 213 00:12:56,919 --> 00:13:00,089 They'll blow you right out of the room. 214 00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:01,657 Aah. 215 00:13:01,757 --> 00:13:04,193 Play one more chorus, boys. 216 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:05,460 Ha ha ha ha! 217 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,362 Will you play one more chorus, please? 218 00:13:07,462 --> 00:13:09,231 What can I do for you? 219 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,868 I'd like to show you how to really play this thing. 220 00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,904 You look a little shaky, son. 221 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,471 Better sit this one out. 222 00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:18,473 We'll get to the volunteers later. 223 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:21,010 You don't believe I can play this, huh? 224 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,078 Well, I'd like to inform you 225 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,047 about one information piece of fact. 226 00:13:25,147 --> 00:13:29,118 I happen to be the second... Greatest cornet player 227 00:13:29,218 --> 00:13:30,619 in Ogden, Utah. 228 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,922 North Ogden or south Ogden? 229 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,093 Ha ha ha! 230 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,529 You don't think that's much, do you? 231 00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:42,898 Well, my father happens to live there, 232 00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:47,369 and he's the greatest cornet player in the whole world. 233 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:48,670 Ask anybody. 234 00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:51,140 If he ain't Gabriel, you're in trouble. Play. 235 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:53,642 Where's the arrangement? 236 00:13:53,743 --> 00:13:54,944 Arrangement? 237 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,578 Man, nobody write down dixieland. 238 00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:57,947 You just let it happen. 239 00:13:58,047 --> 00:13:59,548 Well, suppose it happens... 240 00:13:59,648 --> 00:14:01,316 Suppose it happens great one time, 241 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:05,187 and you'd like it to happen exactly the same way. 242 00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:06,488 What do you do then? 243 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:09,558 That's just like tapping a nightingale on the shoulder, 244 00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:12,194 saying, "how's that again, Dickie bird?" 245 00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:13,195 [Laughter] 246 00:14:13,295 --> 00:14:14,563 Well, I write it down. 247 00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:17,599 I've been writing it down since I was 13. 248 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,568 I've got it right here. 249 00:14:19,668 --> 00:14:22,237 Here's the drum part right there. 250 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,610 Would you just hold this here? Thank you. 251 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,611 The, uh... 252 00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:30,913 That's right there. 253 00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:32,514 The... Right there. 254 00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:34,583 The battle hymn of the Republic. 255 00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:36,351 Maybe you better come back Sunday. 256 00:14:36,451 --> 00:14:39,588 This prayer meeting ain't ready for that music. 257 00:14:39,688 --> 00:14:42,157 Oh, just, uh, try to stay with me, huh? 258 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,392 Don't look back, 259 00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:45,260 or you'll be trampled to death. 260 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,235 [Playing off... Key] 261 00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:54,904 [Laughter] 262 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,412 I'm... Going to be very sick. 263 00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:07,749 Excuse it, folks. 264 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:11,386 Somebody must have put alcohol in our liquor. 265 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:26,869 Feel better? 266 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,670 Where's my horn? 267 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,941 You feel better. 268 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:35,044 I wouldn't want anything to happen to this horn. 269 00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:38,647 There's not another one like it in the entire world. 270 00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:41,050 My father gave this to me. 271 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:44,053 You know, that tea we had before, 272 00:15:44,153 --> 00:15:47,456 that's the first drink of liquor I ever had 273 00:15:47,556 --> 00:15:51,093 in my whole entire life ever since I was born. 274 00:15:51,193 --> 00:15:53,662 And I wish I hadn't been. 275 00:15:53,762 --> 00:15:56,798 I'd never have guessed it, red. 276 00:15:57,766 --> 00:16:00,302 While we're on the subject of confession, 277 00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:02,071 I may as well tell you 278 00:16:02,171 --> 00:16:05,707 that nobody in Ogden calls me red except me. 279 00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:07,709 My name is Loring. 280 00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:08,810 Oh... 281 00:16:08,911 --> 00:16:10,179 I couldn't help it. 282 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:14,083 Actually, it's... Ernest Loring Nichols. 283 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,919 You're ashamed of all the wrong things. 284 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,554 You know what my real name is? 285 00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:20,555 Willa. 286 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:21,556 What? 287 00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:23,592 Willa. Willa Steutesman. 288 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,228 Willa what? 289 00:16:26,328 --> 00:16:27,562 Steutesman. 290 00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:29,498 Willa Steut... Steutesman? 291 00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:30,699 Mm... Hmm. 292 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,234 Oh, you're kidding. 293 00:16:32,334 --> 00:16:33,535 Mm... Mmm. 294 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:35,504 Willa? 295 00:16:35,604 --> 00:16:37,339 Mm... Hmm. 296 00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:40,975 Hi, Willa. 297 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,077 Hi, Loring. 298 00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:43,378 You just take it easy. 299 00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:47,582 I'll get your hat, and you can take me home. 300 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:49,251 Let's not wait for Tony. 301 00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:51,954 You... You mean you want just me alone 302 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,456 to take you home with nobody else? 303 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,724 Mm... Hmm. 304 00:16:55,824 --> 00:16:57,059 And remember... 305 00:16:57,159 --> 00:16:59,828 It doesn't really matter that you'll never be 306 00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,863 the world's greatest cornet player. 307 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:04,399 It doesn't really matter? 308 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:07,836 You don't believe me, either. 309 00:17:07,937 --> 00:17:08,971 Oh, please. 310 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,606 Now, just wait here, Loring. 311 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,575 Just call me red. 312 00:17:23,518 --> 00:17:27,056 [Plays the battle hymn of the Republic] 313 00:18:22,444 --> 00:18:24,513 [Band joins in] 314 00:18:39,728 --> 00:18:42,964 ♪ Glory, glory 315 00:18:43,065 --> 00:18:47,436 ♪ hallelujah 316 00:18:47,536 --> 00:18:50,239 ♪ mmm, yes 317 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:54,243 ♪ mmm, glory, man 318 00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:56,445 ♪ mmm, yes 319 00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:58,147 ♪ oh, yes 320 00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:00,582 ♪ oh, yes! 321 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,152 ♪ Mmm, yes 322 00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:06,388 ♪ oh, yes ♪ 323 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:09,224 [tempo picks up] 324 00:20:03,978 --> 00:20:05,580 Yeah! 325 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,989 Yeah! Get that boy's license number. 326 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,159 He caught the nightingale. 327 00:20:33,242 --> 00:20:34,743 And when I was 5, 328 00:20:34,843 --> 00:20:38,347 I was playing carnival in Venice at church festivals. 329 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:42,851 Have you ever been at a church festival in Ogden, Utah? 330 00:20:46,721 --> 00:20:47,922 I don't think so. 331 00:20:48,022 --> 00:20:50,425 Well, you don't know what you've missed. 332 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,994 "And now, professor E.W. Nichols 333 00:20:53,094 --> 00:20:55,997 "and the entire Nichols family orchestra, 334 00:20:56,097 --> 00:20:58,367 "featuring master Loring Nichols, aged 5, 335 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,403 will play the carnival of Venice on the silver"... 336 00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:04,406 You know, it was real silver, too. 337 00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:08,410 My father's still got it, as a matter of fact. 338 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,880 [Singing carnival in Venice] 339 00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:49,784 [Car horn honks] 340 00:21:51,286 --> 00:21:52,654 Let me finish, honey. 341 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,657 ♪ Ta da ta ta ♪ 342 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,396 How much longer is the cab ride? 343 00:22:01,496 --> 00:22:04,633 Oh, it's a long way to Brooklyn. 344 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:06,201 Good. 345 00:22:09,738 --> 00:22:10,972 You live in Brooklyn? 346 00:22:11,072 --> 00:22:12,072 Mm... Hmm. 347 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,375 And it's so late. 348 00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:16,878 I know I'm going to catch it from my mother. 349 00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:20,048 You have a mother? 350 00:22:20,148 --> 00:22:21,149 Oh, sure. 351 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,353 It happens, even to show girls. 352 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,390 Brooklyn and mother. 353 00:22:29,190 --> 00:22:31,893 [Car horns play wedding march] 354 00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:44,639 Did you just hear what I heard? 355 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:45,974 What? 356 00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,010 Never mind. You will. 357 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:52,481 [Wedding march plays] 358 00:22:55,884 --> 00:22:57,018 Hey, goombah! 359 00:22:57,118 --> 00:23:00,054 You had to go to Brooklyn, huh? 360 00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:01,390 I told you so. 361 00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:05,026 It's going to happen to you guys soon, too. 362 00:23:05,126 --> 00:23:06,428 Hey, what's going on here? 363 00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:08,430 Meet the blushing bride, my friend. 364 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:10,665 Willa and I just got married. 365 00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,666 Who's Willa? 366 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:12,934 Me, Bobbie. 367 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:14,436 Well, good luck. 368 00:23:14,536 --> 00:23:18,172 Say, could we have a little time off for the honeymoon? 369 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,509 Well, you get five minute breaks. 370 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:23,044 That's two choruses and a reprise. 371 00:23:23,144 --> 00:23:24,446 Get out 43, 56, and 42. 372 00:23:24,546 --> 00:23:26,415 Real sweet fella, isn't he? 373 00:23:26,515 --> 00:23:29,017 Keep your mind on the music, will you? 374 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,419 Yeah. Don't worry about it. 375 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:32,387 Did you look over my arrangements? 376 00:23:32,487 --> 00:23:34,789 If you want them, they're in the ashcan. 377 00:23:34,889 --> 00:23:38,927 You trying to put me out of business with that dixieland? 378 00:23:39,027 --> 00:23:40,228 What? 379 00:23:40,329 --> 00:23:43,031 Look, I gave your tone... Deaf canary a job. 380 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,366 What else do you want? 381 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:47,436 Sit down, shut up, and blow. 382 00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:56,144 Hi-ho, one and all. 383 00:23:56,244 --> 00:23:58,012 And a very fond welcome 384 00:23:58,112 --> 00:24:00,315 to the sweetest music ever played. 385 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:02,517 We're a little misty-eyed tonight. 386 00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:03,785 Our own Loring "red" Nichols, 387 00:24:03,885 --> 00:24:06,054 the finest cornet in the country, 388 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,357 has taken to himself a bride... 389 00:24:08,457 --> 00:24:11,460 None other than the new addition to our happy family, 390 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,194 our society chanteuse, 391 00:24:13,294 --> 00:24:16,898 the lovely miss Bobbie Meredith. 392 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:39,588 For our loving couple, 393 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:43,625 we dedicate our theme with all of our blessings. 394 00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:50,965 ♪ If you will hold my hand... ♪ 395 00:24:51,065 --> 00:24:52,467 Misty-eyed, huh? 396 00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:54,202 I'll show him misty-eyed. 397 00:24:54,302 --> 00:24:55,637 ♪ And I will understand 398 00:24:55,737 --> 00:24:57,038 don't do anything crazy. 399 00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:59,574 We need him more than he needs us. 400 00:24:59,674 --> 00:25:00,509 Aw... 401 00:25:00,609 --> 00:25:03,945 ♪ la la la la la loo ee ooh ♪ 402 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:08,149 ♪ With eyes afire 403 00:25:08,249 --> 00:25:12,687 ♪ I'll know your desire 404 00:25:12,787 --> 00:25:16,591 ♪ then a heavenly kiss 405 00:25:16,691 --> 00:25:19,461 - ♪ I won't resist - [Brays] 406 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:24,298 ♪ For you'll dim the lights ♪ 407 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:27,569 - ♪ Mmm mmm mmm - [Brays] 408 00:25:28,537 --> 00:25:31,840 ♪ Then I will hold you tight ♪ 409 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:36,745 - ♪ Ia la la la - [Cackles] 410 00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:38,146 [Whistling] 411 00:25:38,246 --> 00:25:41,716 [Whistling] 412 00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:47,889 ♪ I'll take you 413 00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:48,890 ♪ to pa... oh! 414 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:53,895 ♪ To paradise ♪ 415 00:25:53,995 --> 00:25:56,865 [brays] 416 00:26:11,379 --> 00:26:12,614 Hello. 417 00:26:12,714 --> 00:26:16,084 Did you apologize to him like I asked you to? 418 00:26:16,184 --> 00:26:17,185 Well, I, uh... 419 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,688 I had a little talk with him. 420 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:20,689 Well? 421 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:21,790 Well... 422 00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:25,059 Uh, you wouldn't want me to stay in the band 423 00:26:25,159 --> 00:26:26,861 if I weren't happy, would you? 424 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,830 Can you imagine another couple of months 425 00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:32,867 of "one and all, I'm a little misty-eyed tonight"? 426 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,103 Oh, Loring, you didn't even try. 427 00:26:35,203 --> 00:26:36,471 Yes, I did try, baby. 428 00:26:36,571 --> 00:26:38,372 But he wouldn't listen to reason, 429 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:41,209 so I hit him in the eye and quit. 430 00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,244 But we just got married! 431 00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:44,846 I know. 432 00:26:44,946 --> 00:26:45,680 Oh, well. 433 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:48,750 At least I still have a job. 434 00:26:51,185 --> 00:26:53,087 I better tell you now, honey. 435 00:26:53,187 --> 00:26:55,490 I hit him for both of us. 436 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,058 You what? Oh, Loring! 437 00:26:57,158 --> 00:27:00,428 Well, I couldn't have my wife working for a guy like that. 438 00:27:00,529 --> 00:27:02,463 Honey, stop worrying. 439 00:27:02,564 --> 00:27:04,465 Soon he'll be working for me. 440 00:27:04,566 --> 00:27:06,868 I don't even know you. You're a stranger. 441 00:27:06,968 --> 00:27:09,470 My mother said you were unstable. 442 00:27:09,571 --> 00:27:11,873 You do crazy things all the time. 443 00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:14,876 No, I don't. Let's talk about that tomorrow. 444 00:27:14,976 --> 00:27:17,478 After all, this is our wedding night. 445 00:27:17,579 --> 00:27:20,014 It was all a mistake. A horrible mistake. 446 00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:21,115 Bobbie, will... 447 00:27:21,215 --> 00:27:22,551 Oof! 448 00:27:25,019 --> 00:27:26,020 Bobbie! 449 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,923 What kind of a bridal suite is this anyway? 450 00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,258 The doors lock! 451 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,193 You can sleep on the couch. 452 00:27:32,293 --> 00:27:34,195 We'll both get a night's rest. 453 00:27:34,295 --> 00:27:36,230 I don't want a night's rest. 454 00:27:36,330 --> 00:27:37,498 Hello. 455 00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:40,501 Here are your pajamas and your toothbrush. 456 00:27:40,602 --> 00:27:42,403 Listen, I'll do anything you say. 457 00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:44,105 I'll beg wil for the job 458 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,975 I'll play so softly, nobody will notice me. 459 00:27:47,075 --> 00:27:48,276 No, you won't, Loring. 460 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,612 You know why you quit wil's band? 461 00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:52,246 He didn't like your arrangements. 462 00:27:52,346 --> 00:27:53,648 Now, isn't that true? 463 00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:55,617 Well, what if it is? 464 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,085 Bobbie, I... listen. 465 00:27:57,185 --> 00:28:00,889 If you don't even think of me on our wedding night, 466 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:03,958 what chance have I got on our anniversary? 467 00:28:07,161 --> 00:28:08,062 [Knock knock] 468 00:28:08,162 --> 00:28:09,297 Hello? 469 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:11,666 I forgot to give you the toothpaste. 470 00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:14,035 Squeeze it under the door. 471 00:28:15,169 --> 00:28:16,070 Bobbie. 472 00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:17,071 Willa. 473 00:28:17,171 --> 00:28:18,072 Oh! 474 00:28:18,172 --> 00:28:19,073 Oh! 475 00:28:19,173 --> 00:28:20,208 I'm sorry. 476 00:28:20,308 --> 00:28:22,510 I'll apologize to the toothpaste, to anybody. 477 00:28:22,611 --> 00:28:23,945 Go on. 478 00:28:36,224 --> 00:28:37,525 Loring. 479 00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:39,260 What? 480 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:41,428 Good night. 481 00:28:41,462 --> 00:28:43,497 Good night. 482 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,333 Sleep tight. 483 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:52,607 Loring, 484 00:28:52,707 --> 00:28:55,777 I've never slept in a bridal suite before. 485 00:28:55,877 --> 00:28:58,046 Let me know what it's like. 486 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:02,350 How much did this suite cost you? 487 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,118 Will you stop that? 488 00:29:04,218 --> 00:29:06,187 But I want to know. 489 00:29:07,188 --> 00:29:08,189 $50. 490 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:11,259 But it's all right. We're using both rooms. 491 00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:12,560 $50? 492 00:29:12,661 --> 00:29:14,929 What a crazy thing to do. 493 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:17,565 Well, I wanted you to have the best. 494 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:20,635 A wedding night is something you want to remember 495 00:29:20,735 --> 00:29:23,104 for the rest of your life. 496 00:29:24,538 --> 00:29:26,908 I'll remember this one after I'm dead. 497 00:29:27,008 --> 00:29:29,377 Where did you get the money? 498 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:30,745 What difference does it make? 499 00:29:30,845 --> 00:29:31,980 But the money... 500 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,984 I... I hocked my horn after I got fired. 501 00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:38,286 You what? 502 00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:41,656 There's an all-night hock shop on 6th Avenue. 503 00:29:41,756 --> 00:29:43,257 It's a public necessity 504 00:29:43,357 --> 00:29:44,693 like the fire department. 505 00:29:44,793 --> 00:29:45,994 Oh, Loring. 506 00:29:46,094 --> 00:29:49,263 All the fellas do it when they run short. 507 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:53,902 But you told me there wasn't another horn like it in the world 508 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:56,504 and you wouldn't let it go for anything. 509 00:29:56,604 --> 00:29:59,373 Well, I'm crazy. Ask your mother. 510 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:29,470 It's a lovely suite. 511 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:31,039 Hmm. 512 00:30:32,907 --> 00:30:34,843 Here. Have an apple. 513 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:38,012 The manager sent it up, 514 00:30:38,112 --> 00:30:39,380 free. 515 00:30:40,414 --> 00:30:41,750 Thanks. 516 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:48,289 You know, you're going to make a terrible husband. 517 00:30:48,389 --> 00:30:51,525 I'll never know from one minute to the next 518 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:52,927 what you're going to do. 519 00:30:53,027 --> 00:30:55,897 That's all right. 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Hah hah hah hah ♪ 570 00:35:48,056 --> 00:35:51,459 ♪ Ana 571 00:35:56,830 --> 00:36:00,101 ♪ in the fields ahh hah hah hah ♪ 572 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,536 ♪ Of new-mown 573 00:36:02,636 --> 00:36:04,938 ♪ hay-ay 574 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:06,407 ♪ hah hah hah hah hah 575 00:36:06,507 --> 00:36:09,443 ♪ ahh ahhh ahh hah hah hah hah hah ♪ 576 00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:13,081 ♪ Ahh ahhh ahh hah hah hah hah hah ♪ 577 00:36:13,181 --> 00:36:15,316 ♪ Ahh ahhh ahh hah hah hah hah hah ♪ 578 00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:19,053 ♪ Ahh ahhh ahh hah hah hah hah hah ♪ 579 00:36:19,153 --> 00:36:23,124 ♪ Ohhh 580 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,992 [imitates horse whinny] 581 00:36:25,093 --> 00:36:26,627 [Neigh] 582 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:27,928 Help! 583 00:36:28,028 --> 00:36:30,464 - Oh! - Aah! 584 00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:34,068 [Neigh] 585 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:37,205 [Plays the post call] 586 00:36:37,305 --> 00:36:39,607 They warned me against this Nichols. 587 00:36:39,707 --> 00:36:41,008 He'll never work again. 588 00:36:41,109 --> 00:36:42,643 What about the horse? 589 00:36:42,743 --> 00:36:44,478 [Neigh] 590 00:36:55,456 --> 00:36:59,393 Murray, bring me a cup of coffee and some cheesecake. 591 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,994 Remember, no more credit. 592 00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,996 Your husband promised to pay 593 00:37:03,097 --> 00:37:04,532 when he got another job. 594 00:37:04,632 --> 00:37:07,401 Salami could be out of style by then. 595 00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:10,037 Bobbie, come on over and join us. 596 00:37:10,138 --> 00:37:11,172 You know all the boys? 597 00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,740 Jimmy Dorsey, Glenn Miller, 598 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,642 Artie Schutt, and Dave Tough. 599 00:37:14,742 --> 00:37:16,710 Hi. Please sit down. 600 00:37:16,810 --> 00:37:18,612 Well, I'm beat. 601 00:37:18,712 --> 00:37:20,414 Been job hunting all day. 602 00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:23,417 Nobody seems to be hiring society chanteuses. 603 00:37:23,517 --> 00:37:25,986 Great day for it with this rain. 604 00:37:26,086 --> 00:37:28,021 I tried calling red at the hotel. 605 00:37:28,122 --> 00:37:29,423 You're not registered. 606 00:37:29,523 --> 00:37:31,492 We've been living with my mother. 607 00:37:31,592 --> 00:37:32,660 She loves him. 608 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,028 Bobbie, would you give these arrangements 609 00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,397 back to red? 610 00:37:36,497 --> 00:37:38,399 He wanted to cut some sides, 611 00:37:38,499 --> 00:37:40,368 but he was vague about the salary. 612 00:37:40,468 --> 00:37:42,636 He's going to float a bond issue. 613 00:37:42,736 --> 00:37:44,004 Or toss us for it. 614 00:37:44,104 --> 00:37:45,406 I can't stand cheesecake. 615 00:37:45,506 --> 00:37:47,408 Lays on my stomach like a lump. 616 00:37:47,508 --> 00:37:49,410 Red hasn't decided where to record. 617 00:37:49,510 --> 00:37:51,379 I think it was a tossup 618 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:54,482 between the Yankee stadium and Carnegie hall. 619 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:57,418 Any of you bother to look at his arrangements? 620 00:37:57,518 --> 00:37:59,787 Honey, come on. It's that dixieland. 621 00:37:59,887 --> 00:38:02,990 You can't see the notes through the tall cotton. 622 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:05,993 Let me tell you stupid idiots something. 623 00:38:06,093 --> 00:38:08,429 If Loring says he'll play in Carnegie hall 624 00:38:08,529 --> 00:38:11,064 or has a new idea about music, 625 00:38:11,165 --> 00:38:12,400 he'll bring it off 626 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,002 while you sit around in your rented tuxedos 627 00:38:15,102 --> 00:38:16,937 blowing syrup out of your horns. 628 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,038 Bobbie... 629 00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:20,308 Be quiet! My name's Willa. 630 00:38:20,408 --> 00:38:21,709 I thought it was Bobbie. 631 00:38:21,809 --> 00:38:24,412 You ought to be flattered he asked you to play. 632 00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,414 He only wants the best, and so do I. 633 00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:29,049 That's why I married him instead of anyone here. 634 00:38:29,149 --> 00:38:30,050 I'm married. 635 00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:31,185 Keep quiet! 636 00:38:31,285 --> 00:38:32,786 Where's my check? 637 00:38:32,886 --> 00:38:34,054 I'll take it. 638 00:38:34,154 --> 00:38:36,056 No, you won't. 639 00:38:36,156 --> 00:38:38,058 Put it on the bill. 640 00:38:38,158 --> 00:38:39,427 Let him take it. 641 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:41,429 You didn't eat your cheesecake. 642 00:38:41,529 --> 00:38:43,431 I can't. I don't feel well. 643 00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:45,433 Told you, lays on your stomach. 644 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,035 Where can I get some cold water? 645 00:38:48,135 --> 00:38:49,437 Back here... Ladies' lounge. 646 00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:51,138 You feel all right, Bobbie? 647 00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,041 Listen, please, don't say anything to Loring. 648 00:38:54,141 --> 00:38:55,776 I wouldn't want to worry him. 649 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,313 Sure. He'll be the only one who ain't worried. 650 00:38:59,413 --> 00:39:00,881 What's with her? 651 00:39:00,981 --> 00:39:02,416 Been living on the moon? 652 00:39:02,516 --> 00:39:04,518 Betcha it's her second month. 653 00:39:04,618 --> 00:39:05,419 No, first. 654 00:39:05,519 --> 00:39:08,021 5 bucks says it's the third. 655 00:39:08,121 --> 00:39:09,423 I'll take the fourth. 656 00:39:09,523 --> 00:39:11,058 This is becoming interesting. 657 00:39:11,158 --> 00:39:12,426 Want to get in? 658 00:39:12,526 --> 00:39:15,062 No. There aren't any good months left. 659 00:39:15,162 --> 00:39:16,430 Aw, that poor kid. 660 00:39:16,530 --> 00:39:18,031 Living with her mother. 661 00:39:18,131 --> 00:39:19,433 Living with red. That's worse. 662 00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:22,403 Fellas, here. Take a look at this. 663 00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:25,906 [Humming back home in Indiana] 664 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:33,814 Hi, Murray. 665 00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:36,584 A half corned beef sandwich on a seeded roll. 666 00:39:36,684 --> 00:39:38,819 Trim all the fat off this time. 667 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:41,422 Why don't you eat your wife's cheesecake? 668 00:39:41,522 --> 00:39:44,057 Why don't you get some new pickles? 669 00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:46,894 [Humming] 670 00:39:56,169 --> 00:39:57,438 Not bad, huh? 671 00:39:57,538 --> 00:39:59,440 Nah, not bad. It's fine. 672 00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:01,442 The notes are all great, 673 00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,444 but the tempo is just deadly. 674 00:40:03,544 --> 00:40:05,045 It's the first time. 675 00:40:05,145 --> 00:40:07,080 But it's still two-beat. 676 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:09,049 You got to move it. 677 00:40:09,149 --> 00:40:11,084 Let me do it with you once. 678 00:40:11,184 --> 00:40:14,522 [Scat singing] 679 00:40:18,992 --> 00:40:22,363 ♪ Doo doo doo doo Dee Dee Dee Dee ♪ 680 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,498 ♪ Dit dit doo doo doo doo ♪ 681 00:40:24,598 --> 00:40:27,468 ♪ Doo-be doo... Be doo-be doodle doodle ♪ 682 00:40:27,568 --> 00:40:30,037 ♪ Doo-bop bop bop bop bop bop... ♪ 683 00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:32,906 Next week, Carnegie hall. 684 00:40:45,553 --> 00:40:48,522 [Playing back home in Indiana] 685 00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:20,521 [Playing dixieland jazz] 686 00:42:02,763 --> 00:42:05,566 ♪ Everybody grab a partner and ♪ 687 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:07,167 ♪ Just let yourself go 688 00:42:07,267 --> 00:42:09,236 ♪ follow that leader 689 00:42:09,336 --> 00:42:12,005 ♪ just follow that Joe 690 00:42:12,105 --> 00:42:15,175 ♪ he can teach you, he can reach you like ♪ 691 00:42:15,275 --> 00:42:16,777 ♪ Nobody else can 692 00:42:16,877 --> 00:42:20,147 ♪ follow that leader just follow that man ♪ 693 00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:24,017 ♪ If you do what he do, what he do, what he do ♪ 694 00:42:24,117 --> 00:42:25,352 ♪ What he does 695 00:42:25,453 --> 00:42:26,787 ♪ you'll be really dancin' ♪ 696 00:42:26,887 --> 00:42:29,423 ♪ Come on and take a chance in ♪ 697 00:42:29,523 --> 00:42:31,358 ♪ Razz-a-matazz jazz 698 00:42:31,459 --> 00:42:34,161 ♪ butcher, Baker, candlestick maker are ♪ 699 00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:35,729 ♪ All joinin' the clan 700 00:42:35,829 --> 00:42:38,432 ♪ so, pleege, colleege, or flappa ♪ 701 00:42:38,532 --> 00:42:40,534 ♪ Or phi beta kappa 702 00:42:40,634 --> 00:42:42,069 ♪ just follow that, follow that ♪ 703 00:42:42,169 --> 00:42:43,737 ♪ Follow that leader 704 00:42:43,837 --> 00:42:45,973 - ♪ follow that, follow that leader ♪ - ♪ man 705 00:42:46,073 --> 00:42:48,275 - ♪ man - ♪ follow that, follow that leader ♪ 706 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:53,180 ♪ Man 707 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,715 ♪ bah-dum 708 00:42:54,815 --> 00:42:55,949 ah! 709 00:42:59,553 --> 00:43:02,089 He better take it easy with her, 710 00:43:02,189 --> 00:43:03,491 or you'll lose the pool. 711 00:43:03,591 --> 00:43:05,493 I don't think she's told him. 712 00:43:05,593 --> 00:43:07,394 She hasn't told him yet? 713 00:43:07,495 --> 00:43:08,796 ♪ Follow the leader 714 00:43:08,896 --> 00:43:10,698 ♪ everybody, follow the leader ♪ 715 00:43:10,798 --> 00:43:14,535 ♪ Everybody, follow the leader man ♪ 716 00:43:19,607 --> 00:43:21,074 Take it easy! 717 00:43:21,174 --> 00:43:23,544 She's out of her mind. 718 00:43:24,578 --> 00:43:27,881 Everybody, Peabody! 719 00:43:33,821 --> 00:43:37,825 Change partners and Charleston! 720 00:43:57,177 --> 00:44:00,681 Everybody, change partners! 721 00:44:08,622 --> 00:44:09,923 You know something? 722 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:13,493 You know you're the prettiest girl at this prom? 723 00:44:13,594 --> 00:44:16,129 Me? I'm an old married lady. 724 00:44:16,229 --> 00:44:18,098 Never. Never happen. 725 00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:20,400 We've got it beat, honey. 726 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,369 What do they call it? 727 00:44:22,469 --> 00:44:25,138 Uh, companionate marriage, huh? 728 00:44:25,238 --> 00:44:27,140 Carefree, gay, legal. 729 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,542 It's been wonderful. 730 00:44:28,642 --> 00:44:29,910 And you know something? 731 00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:31,912 If the band keeps going like this, 732 00:44:32,012 --> 00:44:35,115 in a couple of years, we can settle down, 733 00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:36,449 stop traveling, 734 00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:39,119 and have a real, corny, old-fashioned family. 735 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:40,120 You mean it? 736 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,421 Absolutely. 737 00:44:41,521 --> 00:44:43,891 We'll have a little golden-haired corny girl 738 00:44:43,991 --> 00:44:46,493 and a corny little redheaded boy. 739 00:44:46,594 --> 00:44:49,529 Loring, I went to the doctor the other day, 740 00:44:49,630 --> 00:44:50,898 and he has a rabbit 741 00:44:50,998 --> 00:44:52,900 that says I'm three months corny. 742 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,535 Oh, that's sweet, because-what? 743 00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:56,904 Well, do you mind? 744 00:44:57,004 --> 00:45:00,140 I mean, a rabbit knowing all about us? 745 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:02,142 No, I don't mind. 746 00:45:02,242 --> 00:45:03,510 Honey, I, uh, uh, 747 00:45:03,611 --> 00:45:05,913 if it's got to be, it's great, 748 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:08,415 but should you be dancing like this? 749 00:45:08,515 --> 00:45:09,516 Oh, I feel fine. 750 00:45:09,617 --> 00:45:12,152 But maybe you ought to lie down. 751 00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:13,553 Slow down, honey. 752 00:45:13,654 --> 00:45:15,055 No, I feel fine! 753 00:45:15,155 --> 00:45:17,891 Maybe you ought to take some mineral oil or something. 754 00:45:17,991 --> 00:45:19,526 Everybody, change partners! 755 00:45:19,627 --> 00:45:20,894 I feel fine. 756 00:45:20,994 --> 00:45:23,496 How can you feel fine when I'm nauseous? 757 00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:26,133 I'll get you off the floor. 758 00:45:26,233 --> 00:45:27,134 No, Loring. 759 00:45:27,234 --> 00:45:28,869 Hey, look, uh... 760 00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:30,103 Whoa! 761 00:45:30,203 --> 00:45:32,139 Play a waltz! A minuet! 762 00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:33,406 Stop the music! 763 00:45:33,506 --> 00:45:34,541 Whoa! 764 00:45:34,642 --> 00:45:35,809 Whoa! Whoa! 765 00:45:35,909 --> 00:45:39,146 Bobbie, Bobbie, tell him about the rabbit! 766 00:45:39,246 --> 00:45:41,181 Put her down! 767 00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:43,150 Oh, stop it! Whoa! 768 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,284 Whoa! 769 00:45:44,384 --> 00:45:46,920 Oh, Loring! 770 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:48,521 Oh, Loring, don't be silly. 771 00:45:48,622 --> 00:45:49,923 I'm fine. Put me down. 772 00:45:50,023 --> 00:45:51,859 I've got to sing the next number. 773 00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:53,927 You're fired, both of you. 774 00:46:04,638 --> 00:46:07,374 [Baby cries] 775 00:46:10,510 --> 00:46:13,380 Does she really look like me? 776 00:46:16,016 --> 00:46:17,918 What are you crying about? 777 00:46:18,018 --> 00:46:19,920 I'm the one who has to go back 778 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:22,389 to the Canada dry mounties. 779 00:46:24,591 --> 00:46:28,161 We've been waiting for you, Mr. Nichols. 780 00:46:28,261 --> 00:46:29,997 How's my baby? 781 00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:34,167 How are you? 782 00:46:34,267 --> 00:46:35,936 Did you see the baby? 783 00:46:36,036 --> 00:46:38,538 Yes, but I still love you. 784 00:46:38,638 --> 00:46:40,507 Everything is going to be fine. 785 00:46:40,607 --> 00:46:41,909 I'm going to find us 786 00:46:42,009 --> 00:46:43,543 a little apartment in Brooklyn. 787 00:46:43,643 --> 00:46:44,544 In Brooklyn? 788 00:46:44,644 --> 00:46:45,545 Yeah. 789 00:46:45,645 --> 00:46:46,646 What for? 790 00:46:46,747 --> 00:46:47,881 To raise our daughter. 791 00:46:47,981 --> 00:46:50,517 That's the best climate for daughters. 792 00:46:50,617 --> 00:46:52,019 Yeah, but what about fathers? 793 00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,521 You're opening in Pittsburgh on Friday. 794 00:46:54,621 --> 00:46:56,523 Stop being concerned about it. 795 00:46:56,623 --> 00:46:58,525 It's time I settled down. 796 00:46:58,625 --> 00:47:00,393 I'm going to open right here... 797 00:47:00,493 --> 00:47:02,930 Red Nichols and his one penny. 798 00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:06,566 Oh, I got you something. 799 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:08,401 Kind of cute. 800 00:47:09,302 --> 00:47:12,172 See? I caught him and had him stuffed. 801 00:47:12,272 --> 00:47:16,543 That'll teach him to shoot his big mouth off. 802 00:47:16,643 --> 00:47:20,180 No, Loring, I'm not going to let the baby 803 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,314 change our lives. 804 00:47:21,414 --> 00:47:23,951 This is something you've wanted for so long 805 00:47:24,051 --> 00:47:25,518 and worked so hard for. 806 00:47:25,618 --> 00:47:27,520 As soon as the baby's strong enough, 807 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:29,923 we'll join you on that bus. 808 00:47:30,023 --> 00:47:31,925 You can't give up the band. 809 00:47:32,025 --> 00:47:33,827 You've got another mouth to feed. 810 00:47:33,927 --> 00:47:36,764 I thought you were going to feed it. 811 00:47:36,864 --> 00:47:39,032 I am, and I'll be very happy doing it, 812 00:47:39,132 --> 00:47:40,968 and I want you to be happy. 813 00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:42,535 I'm happy with... 814 00:47:42,635 --> 00:47:44,637 Not barking for the Clicquot club Eskimos. 815 00:47:44,738 --> 00:47:45,873 It isn't too bad. 816 00:47:45,973 --> 00:47:47,607 - Loring. - What? 817 00:47:47,707 --> 00:47:51,711 Deep down, what do you really want to do? 818 00:47:57,050 --> 00:48:00,420 Have I told you how wonderful you are? 819 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,023 Not lately. 820 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:16,403 [Band plays] 821 00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:19,572 [Baby cries] 822 00:48:19,672 --> 00:48:20,908 Loring, stop it! 823 00:48:21,008 --> 00:48:23,944 How do you expect Dorothy to sleep with that? 824 00:48:24,044 --> 00:48:26,780 How do you expect us to sleep with that? 825 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,183 It's a lullaby called lullaby in ragtime. 826 00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:32,319 I wrote it for her. 827 00:48:32,419 --> 00:48:33,954 We know it's a lullaby, 828 00:48:34,054 --> 00:48:35,355 but the baby doesn't. 829 00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:37,958 Stop making it sound like the anvil chorus. 830 00:48:38,058 --> 00:48:40,928 Fellas, you heard what the lady said, didn't you? 831 00:48:41,028 --> 00:48:43,596 Let's play it pianin... pianinimissimo 832 00:48:43,696 --> 00:48:44,832 and andanterini. 833 00:48:44,932 --> 00:48:47,534 If any of you have had musical training, 834 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,169 you know what that means. 835 00:48:49,269 --> 00:48:51,004 What does it mean? 836 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,007 Softly. 837 00:48:54,107 --> 00:48:59,212 ♪ Won't you play the music so the cradle can rock? ♪ 838 00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:04,017 ♪ To a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 839 00:49:04,117 --> 00:49:06,019 ♪ Sleepy hands are creepin' ♪ 840 00:49:06,119 --> 00:49:08,755 ♪ To the end of the clock ♪ 841 00:49:08,856 --> 00:49:13,226 ♪ Play a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 842 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:18,498 ♪ You can tell the sandman is on his way ♪ 843 00:49:18,598 --> 00:49:20,700 ♪ By the way 844 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,169 ♪ that they play 845 00:49:22,269 --> 00:49:25,839 ♪ as still as the trill of a thrush ♪ 846 00:49:25,939 --> 00:49:28,208 ♪ In a twilight hush 847 00:49:28,308 --> 00:49:29,476 shh. 848 00:49:29,576 --> 00:49:33,080 ♪ So you can hear the rhythm of the ripples ♪ 849 00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:35,815 ♪ On the side of the boat ♪ 850 00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:40,620 ♪ As you sail away to dreamland ♪ 851 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,824 ♪ High above the moon, you hear a silvery note ♪ 852 00:49:44,925 --> 00:49:49,162 ♪ As the sandman takes your hand ♪ 853 00:49:49,262 --> 00:49:52,032 ♪ So rock-a-bye, my baby ♪ 854 00:49:52,132 --> 00:49:54,902 ♪ Don't you cry, my baby ♪ 855 00:49:55,002 --> 00:49:57,905 ♪ Sleepy time is nigh 856 00:49:58,005 --> 00:50:00,273 ♪ won't you rock 857 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:01,774 ♪ me 858 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:04,844 ♪ to a ragtime 859 00:50:04,945 --> 00:50:07,580 ♪ lullaby 860 00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:11,484 ♪ won't you play the music ♪ 861 00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:14,654 - ♪ So the cradle can rock? ♪ - ♪ good night 862 00:50:14,754 --> 00:50:16,489 ♪ to a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 863 00:50:16,589 --> 00:50:19,226 - ♪ To a lullaby in ragtime - ♪ time to call it a day 864 00:50:19,326 --> 00:50:21,161 ♪ sleepy hands are creepin' ♪ 865 00:50:21,261 --> 00:50:23,830 - ♪ To the end of the clock ♪ - ♪ sleep tight 866 00:50:23,931 --> 00:50:26,599 ♪ play a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 867 00:50:26,699 --> 00:50:28,801 ♪ Dream your troubles away ♪ 868 00:50:28,902 --> 00:50:30,437 ♪ You can tell 869 00:50:30,537 --> 00:50:32,505 - ♪ the sandman is on his way ♪ - ♪ good night 870 00:50:32,605 --> 00:50:35,675 - ♪ by the way - ♪ in spite of any sorrow ♪ 871 00:50:35,775 --> 00:50:37,477 ♪ That they play 872 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:40,247 - ♪ as still as the trill - ♪ there's a brand-new day ♪ 873 00:50:40,347 --> 00:50:42,049 ♪ Of a thrush in a twilight hush ♪ 874 00:50:42,149 --> 00:50:44,851 ♪ On its way tomorrow ♪ 875 00:50:44,952 --> 00:50:48,121 ♪ So you can hear the rhythm of the ripples ♪ 876 00:50:48,221 --> 00:50:50,958 - ♪ On the side of the boat ♪ - ♪ someday 877 00:50:51,058 --> 00:50:52,725 ♪ as you sail away 878 00:50:52,825 --> 00:50:55,762 - ♪ to dreamland - ♪ all your dreams will come true ♪ 879 00:50:55,862 --> 00:50:57,430 ♪ High above the moon ♪ 880 00:50:57,530 --> 00:50:59,632 - ♪ You hear a silvery note ♪ - ♪ some way 881 00:50:59,732 --> 00:51:03,703 - ♪ as the sandman takes your hand ♪ - ♪ for me and you 882 00:51:03,803 --> 00:51:06,373 - ♪ so rock-a-bye, my baby ♪ - ♪ so close 883 00:51:06,473 --> 00:51:08,841 - ♪ don't you cry, my baby ♪ - ♪ your eyes 884 00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:12,512 - ♪ sleepy time is nigh - ♪ and dream of it, my darling ♪ 885 00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:15,382 - ♪ Won't you rock me - ♪ till then, good night ♪ 886 00:51:15,482 --> 00:51:17,817 - ♪ To a ragtime lullaby - ♪ till then, good night ♪ 887 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:23,456 - ♪ To a ragtime lullaby ♪ - ♪ good night sleep tight ♪ 888 00:51:26,726 --> 00:51:28,395 How do you like this? 889 00:51:28,495 --> 00:51:31,064 With all this racket, now she's asleep. 890 00:51:31,164 --> 00:51:33,633 Keep her that way, honey. 891 00:51:33,733 --> 00:51:35,468 Good night, boys. 892 00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,516 ♪ I blow it through here ♪ 893 00:51:49,616 --> 00:51:52,585 ♪ And the music goes down and around ♪ 894 00:51:52,685 --> 00:51:54,787 ♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho ho-ho ♪ 895 00:51:54,887 --> 00:51:55,989 ♪ And it comes out here ♪ 896 00:51:56,089 --> 00:51:57,257 - Here? - No, there. 897 00:51:57,357 --> 00:51:58,858 - Oh, there. - Yes, dear. 898 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,760 ♪ I push the first valve down ♪ 899 00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:02,162 - Up? - No, down. 900 00:52:02,262 --> 00:52:04,597 ♪ The music goes down and around ♪ 901 00:52:04,697 --> 00:52:06,866 ♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho ho-ho ♪ 902 00:52:06,966 --> 00:52:08,635 ♪ And it comes out here ♪ 903 00:52:08,735 --> 00:52:09,836 Here? 904 00:52:09,936 --> 00:52:11,347 Let's not go through that again, honey. 905 00:52:11,371 --> 00:52:14,007 ♪ I push the middle valve down ♪ 906 00:52:14,107 --> 00:52:15,675 ♪ The music goes down and around ♪ 907 00:52:15,775 --> 00:52:18,811 ♪ Below, below, below, deedlee-o ♪ 908 00:52:18,911 --> 00:52:20,213 ♪ Ho-ho 909 00:52:20,313 --> 00:52:22,315 ♪ listen to the jazz come out ♪ 910 00:52:22,415 --> 00:52:26,053 ♪ I push the other valve down ♪ 911 00:52:26,153 --> 00:52:28,721 ♪ The music goes round and around ♪ 912 00:52:28,821 --> 00:52:30,923 ♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho ho-ho ♪ 913 00:52:31,024 --> 00:52:32,825 ♪ And it comes out here ♪ 914 00:52:32,925 --> 00:52:33,926 - Where? - Here. 915 00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,262 - No, there. - There? 916 00:52:35,362 --> 00:52:37,630 - Oh, there. - Yes, dear. 917 00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:38,631 That's it. 918 00:52:38,731 --> 00:52:39,832 Very good. 919 00:52:39,932 --> 00:52:42,635 Take it from where she comes in again. 920 00:52:42,735 --> 00:52:43,736 Hello, honey. 921 00:52:43,836 --> 00:52:45,605 What's this, a rehearsal? 922 00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:48,041 Uh, well, a kind of a... 923 00:52:48,141 --> 00:52:49,142 Well, yes. 924 00:52:49,242 --> 00:52:51,611 I got a great idea, honey. 925 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:53,280 You know the early show? 926 00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:56,049 Well, Dorothy and I... It's a terrible idea. 927 00:52:56,149 --> 00:52:57,417 What do you think? 928 00:52:57,517 --> 00:53:01,354 A great idea would be to get her off the road. 929 00:53:01,454 --> 00:53:04,357 Great idea. Why didn't I think of that? 930 00:53:04,457 --> 00:53:07,594 You weren't in show business very long, were you? 931 00:53:07,694 --> 00:53:09,396 You can be a bandleader. 932 00:53:09,496 --> 00:53:12,499 Have an all-girls band, all right? 933 00:53:12,599 --> 00:53:13,766 New leader, boys. 934 00:53:13,866 --> 00:53:14,967 1, 2! 935 00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:18,471 [Band plays Mary had a little lamb] 936 00:53:20,006 --> 00:53:21,741 Let's go home. 937 00:53:35,988 --> 00:53:38,291 You fellas smoking old socks or something? 938 00:53:38,391 --> 00:53:40,293 There's so much smoke in here, 939 00:53:40,393 --> 00:53:42,595 it looks like the San Francisco fire 940 00:53:42,695 --> 00:53:43,696 all over again. 941 00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:45,965 Tony, did you get that contract set already? 942 00:53:46,065 --> 00:53:49,035 Another solid 10 months on the road. 943 00:53:49,136 --> 00:53:50,002 10 months? 944 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,004 That's a lot of loot. 945 00:53:52,105 --> 00:53:54,407 I should have made you road manager long ago. 946 00:53:54,507 --> 00:53:56,409 You never could play sax anyway. 947 00:53:56,509 --> 00:53:59,045 He handles those bookers like they were blondes. 948 00:53:59,146 --> 00:54:00,247 One of them is. 949 00:54:00,347 --> 00:54:03,416 We'll have to take on some side men, 950 00:54:03,516 --> 00:54:06,052 give them their money's worth. 951 00:54:06,153 --> 00:54:07,954 Well, I'm out. 952 00:54:08,054 --> 00:54:09,054 I'm out, too. 953 00:54:09,088 --> 00:54:09,956 Four aces. 954 00:54:10,056 --> 00:54:11,424 Oh, are you kidding? 955 00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:13,025 Glenn Miller, boy card genius. 956 00:54:13,126 --> 00:54:15,428 He makes any more playing cards, 957 00:54:15,528 --> 00:54:17,430 he'll start his own band. 958 00:54:17,530 --> 00:54:20,200 Why don't we go down and catch Louis? 959 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:22,034 Daddy, I can't sleep. 960 00:54:22,135 --> 00:54:25,505 Dorothy, what are you doing up at 2 A.M.? 961 00:54:25,605 --> 00:54:26,639 Where's mommy? 962 00:54:26,739 --> 00:54:29,409 I told you in Las Vegas at a friend's wedding. 963 00:54:29,509 --> 00:54:32,645 If she knows you're up, she'll shoot me. 964 00:54:32,745 --> 00:54:34,013 Come on, red. 965 00:54:34,113 --> 00:54:35,615 Can't you break away? 966 00:54:35,715 --> 00:54:37,016 Mother would shoot him. 967 00:54:37,116 --> 00:54:39,652 Go to bed. You're getting on my nerves. 968 00:54:39,752 --> 00:54:41,053 Put those cards down. 969 00:54:41,154 --> 00:54:42,655 Now go on to bed. 970 00:54:42,755 --> 00:54:43,990 Go on, honey. 971 00:54:44,090 --> 00:54:45,124 [Sobbing] 972 00:54:45,225 --> 00:54:47,660 What do you say, a couple of hands? 973 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,229 You murderer. 974 00:54:52,799 --> 00:54:54,534 [Sobbing] 975 00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:16,589 I'm sorry, baby. 976 00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:19,158 Really, I'm sorry. 977 00:55:19,259 --> 00:55:22,495 I know you're lonesome for your mommy. 978 00:55:22,595 --> 00:55:23,496 Hey... 979 00:55:23,596 --> 00:55:24,297 Come on. 980 00:55:24,397 --> 00:55:26,633 Aren't we pals? 981 00:55:26,733 --> 00:55:28,167 Huh? 982 00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:29,802 Blood brothers? 983 00:55:29,902 --> 00:55:33,873 Blood brothers of the Mohawk Blackfoot Iroquois Hiawatha tribe? 984 00:55:33,973 --> 00:55:36,376 Ala kazam kazam? 985 00:55:36,476 --> 00:55:38,778 Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo! 986 00:55:41,948 --> 00:55:43,850 Whither thou goest, I goest, 987 00:55:43,950 --> 00:55:45,885 till death do us part. 988 00:55:45,985 --> 00:55:47,254 I don't know. 989 00:55:47,354 --> 00:55:49,256 Honey, why don't you go to bed? 990 00:55:49,356 --> 00:55:51,224 I don't want to go to sleep. 991 00:55:51,324 --> 00:55:53,260 I didn't say anything about sleeping. 992 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,296 Get into bed. Maybe you'll fall asleep. 993 00:55:56,396 --> 00:55:57,864 I don't want to. 994 00:55:57,964 --> 00:55:59,399 It's the middle of the night. 995 00:55:59,499 --> 00:56:02,602 You want to go dancing or something? 996 00:56:02,702 --> 00:56:04,704 Oh, fine. 997 00:56:08,675 --> 00:56:10,877 Um... 998 00:56:10,977 --> 00:56:11,977 Madam... 999 00:56:12,044 --> 00:56:15,348 May I have this dance, please? 1000 00:56:16,983 --> 00:56:20,920 No, I'm going to lead, ok? 1001 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:23,890 [Humming] 1002 00:56:25,091 --> 00:56:26,959 [Laughing] 1003 00:56:32,999 --> 00:56:34,267 You fooled me. 1004 00:56:34,367 --> 00:56:35,902 No, I didn't. Come on. 1005 00:56:36,002 --> 00:56:36,903 Hold it. 1006 00:56:37,003 --> 00:56:38,271 No wrestling, dear. 1007 00:56:38,371 --> 00:56:41,240 Now that we've got you here, let's discuss this 1008 00:56:41,341 --> 00:56:43,910 like grown-up, mature people, shall we? 1009 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:45,912 No. 1010 00:56:46,012 --> 00:56:47,280 Hey, remember me? 1011 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:51,284 I'm the fella who wrote a whole song for you. 1012 00:56:51,384 --> 00:56:55,355 That's more than Mozart ever did for his kids. 1013 00:57:05,598 --> 00:57:07,567 ♪ This little penny 1014 00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:10,537 ♪ is to wish on 1015 00:57:10,637 --> 00:57:16,108 ♪ and make your wishes come true ♪ 1016 00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,244 ♪ This little penny 1017 00:57:18,345 --> 00:57:20,947 ♪ is to dream on 1018 00:57:21,047 --> 00:57:26,353 ♪ and dream of all you can do ♪ 1019 00:57:26,453 --> 00:57:28,220 ♪ This little penny 1020 00:57:28,321 --> 00:57:31,458 ♪ is a dancing penny 1021 00:57:31,558 --> 00:57:35,628 ♪ see how it glitters and it glows ♪ 1022 00:57:35,728 --> 00:57:38,331 ♪ As bright as a whistle ♪ 1023 00:57:38,431 --> 00:57:40,900 ♪ Light as a thistle ♪ 1024 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,235 ♪ Quick, quick as a wink ♪ 1025 00:57:43,336 --> 00:57:46,272 ♪ Upon its twinkling toes 1026 00:57:46,373 --> 00:57:48,875 ♪ oh, this little penny 1027 00:57:48,975 --> 00:57:51,578 ♪ is to laugh on 1028 00:57:51,678 --> 00:57:57,249 ♪ to see that tears never fall ♪ 1029 00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:58,785 ♪ This little penny 1030 00:57:58,885 --> 00:58:01,888 ♪ is the last little penny 1031 00:58:01,988 --> 00:58:06,893 ♪ and most important of all ♪ 1032 00:58:06,993 --> 00:58:11,531 ♪ For this penny is to love on ♪ 1033 00:58:11,631 --> 00:58:13,533 ♪ And where love is 1034 00:58:13,633 --> 00:58:16,636 ♪ heaven is there 1035 00:58:16,736 --> 00:58:19,038 ♪ so with just five pennies ♪ 1036 00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:22,008 ♪ If they're these five pennies ♪ 1037 00:58:22,108 --> 00:58:28,681 ♪ You'll be a millionaire ♪ 1038 00:58:31,451 --> 00:58:33,986 Going to go to sleep now? 1039 00:58:34,086 --> 00:58:34,987 Uh-huh. 1040 00:58:35,087 --> 00:58:36,589 All right. Into bed. 1041 00:58:36,689 --> 00:58:38,090 Come on. 1042 00:58:38,190 --> 00:58:39,826 Atta girl. 1043 00:58:39,926 --> 00:58:40,927 Night-night. 1044 00:58:41,027 --> 00:58:42,762 Night-night. 1045 00:59:01,781 --> 00:59:04,551 [Humming] 1046 00:59:18,164 --> 00:59:19,466 I can play poker. 1047 00:59:19,566 --> 00:59:22,068 I thought you were fast asleep. 1048 00:59:22,168 --> 00:59:23,470 You hum too loud. 1049 00:59:23,570 --> 00:59:25,472 Will you do me a favor 1050 00:59:25,572 --> 00:59:27,306 and go to bed? 1051 00:59:27,406 --> 00:59:29,942 Mr. Miller taught me. Can't I play? 1052 00:59:30,042 --> 00:59:30,943 No. 1053 00:59:31,043 --> 00:59:31,911 Please? 1054 00:59:32,011 --> 00:59:33,345 Go to bed this minute. 1055 00:59:33,446 --> 00:59:34,346 Please? 1056 00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:36,949 No. Now go on to bed. 1057 00:59:37,049 --> 00:59:39,318 [Sniffling] 1058 00:59:39,418 --> 00:59:41,353 Dorothy, are you crying again? 1059 00:59:41,454 --> 00:59:43,990 No, murderer. 1060 00:59:50,396 --> 00:59:51,864 One hand... 1061 00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:54,300 If I beat you, will you go to sleep? 1062 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,336 Yes. If you win, I'll go right to bed. 1063 00:59:57,436 --> 00:59:59,171 Take a chair. 1064 01:00:01,808 --> 01:00:04,711 Draw poker open... Open on anything, ok? 1065 01:00:04,811 --> 01:00:07,246 How much are we playing for? 1066 01:00:07,346 --> 01:00:08,681 What? 1067 01:00:08,781 --> 01:00:12,151 Mr. Miller said you should always find out first. 1068 01:00:12,251 --> 01:00:13,252 I see. 1069 01:00:13,352 --> 01:00:15,354 Well, what are your usual stakes? 1070 01:00:15,454 --> 01:00:16,789 Peanuts. 1071 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:22,328 Ok? 1072 01:00:22,428 --> 01:00:24,296 I won't even count them. 1073 01:00:24,396 --> 01:00:26,633 That's real big of you. 1074 01:00:34,306 --> 01:00:35,708 Thanks. 1075 01:00:38,044 --> 01:00:38,945 1... 1076 01:00:39,045 --> 01:00:39,946 2... 1077 01:00:40,046 --> 01:00:40,947 3... 1078 01:00:41,047 --> 01:00:41,948 4... 1079 01:00:42,048 --> 01:00:43,182 5. 1080 01:01:40,472 --> 01:01:42,041 How many? 1081 01:02:33,926 --> 01:02:34,694 I'm out. 1082 01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:36,929 Does that mean I win? 1083 01:02:37,029 --> 01:02:37,830 Yeah. 1084 01:02:37,930 --> 01:02:40,299 Oh, good. I didn't have anything. 1085 01:02:40,399 --> 01:02:42,669 That's called bluffing. 1086 01:02:44,136 --> 01:02:45,136 Another hand? 1087 01:02:45,171 --> 01:02:46,538 No. 1088 01:02:46,639 --> 01:02:48,407 I'll let you win. 1089 01:02:48,507 --> 01:02:50,042 No. 1090 01:02:52,411 --> 01:02:53,946 Aren't you sleepy yet? 1091 01:02:54,046 --> 01:02:54,947 No. 1092 01:02:55,047 --> 01:02:57,349 Pittsburgh Phil, it's a nice night out, 1093 01:02:57,449 --> 01:02:59,351 and the moon is very bright. 1094 01:02:59,451 --> 01:03:01,988 What do you say to a walk? 1095 01:03:02,088 --> 01:03:03,155 Oh, I'd love it. 1096 01:03:03,255 --> 01:03:06,125 I'm sure you would. Let's put some clothes on. 1097 01:03:06,225 --> 01:03:08,194 Will they let me in? 1098 01:03:08,294 --> 01:03:09,161 Where? 1099 01:03:09,261 --> 01:03:10,596 Where Louis is playing. 1100 01:03:10,697 --> 01:03:12,198 I won't tell mother. 1101 01:03:12,298 --> 01:03:13,766 Are you sure? 1102 01:03:13,866 --> 01:03:15,401 Good. Neither will I. 1103 01:03:15,501 --> 01:03:16,402 Daddy? 1104 01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:17,403 What? 1105 01:03:17,503 --> 01:03:18,771 Are we blood brothers? 1106 01:03:18,871 --> 01:03:21,674 Whither thou goest... 1107 01:03:21,774 --> 01:03:23,676 Till death do us part. 1108 01:03:23,776 --> 01:03:25,277 It wouldn't dare. 1109 01:03:25,377 --> 01:03:30,549 Ala kazam kazam kazam. 1110 01:03:30,649 --> 01:03:33,185 Whee! Let's get your clothes on. 1111 01:03:33,285 --> 01:03:34,186 Whoo! 1112 01:03:34,286 --> 01:03:35,621 Daddy! 1113 01:03:35,722 --> 01:03:39,726 ♪ Good night 1114 01:03:39,826 --> 01:03:44,363 ♪ time to call it a day ♪ 1115 01:03:44,463 --> 01:03:47,734 ♪ Sleep tight 1116 01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:52,705 ♪ dream your troubles away ♪ 1117 01:03:52,805 --> 01:03:55,808 ♪ Good night 1118 01:03:55,908 --> 01:03:59,979 ♪ in spite of any sorrow ♪ 1119 01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:04,283 ♪ There's a brand-new day 1120 01:04:04,383 --> 01:04:10,622 ♪ on its way tomorrow ♪ 1121 01:04:10,723 --> 01:04:14,160 ♪ Someday 1122 01:04:14,260 --> 01:04:19,598 ♪ all your dreams will come true ♪ 1123 01:04:19,698 --> 01:04:22,969 ♪ Some way 1124 01:04:23,069 --> 01:04:26,372 ♪ for me and you 1125 01:04:26,472 --> 01:04:30,777 ♪ so close your eyes 1126 01:04:30,877 --> 01:04:35,147 ♪ and dream of it, my darling ♪ 1127 01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:39,418 ♪ Till then, good night 1128 01:04:39,518 --> 01:04:41,353 ♪ good night 1129 01:04:41,453 --> 01:04:44,891 ♪ sleep tight 1130 01:04:44,991 --> 01:04:46,859 now comes the hard part. 1131 01:04:46,959 --> 01:04:49,862 Do you suppose you could sing five pennies 1132 01:04:49,962 --> 01:04:51,139 while pops and I sing something else? 1133 01:04:51,163 --> 01:04:54,033 Sure. I can sing as good as he can. 1134 01:04:54,133 --> 01:04:59,138 - Who can't? - ♪ won't you play the music ♪ 1135 01:04:59,238 --> 01:05:02,041 - ♪ Good night - ♪ so the cradle can rock ♪ 1136 01:05:02,141 --> 01:05:03,910 ♪ To a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 1137 01:05:04,010 --> 01:05:06,745 ♪ Time to call it a day ♪ 1138 01:05:06,846 --> 01:05:08,881 ♪ Sleepy hands are creeping ♪ 1139 01:05:08,981 --> 01:05:10,783 - ♪ Sleep tight - ♪ to the end of the clock ♪ 1140 01:05:10,883 --> 01:05:12,584 ♪ Play a lullaby in ragtime ♪ 1141 01:05:12,684 --> 01:05:15,187 ♪ Dream your troubles away ♪ 1142 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:19,826 ♪ This little penny is a dancing penny ♪ 1143 01:05:19,926 --> 01:05:23,362 ♪ In spite of any sorrow ♪ 1144 01:05:23,462 --> 01:05:26,833 ♪ As bright as a whistle ♪ 1145 01:05:26,933 --> 01:05:28,801 ♪ In a twilight hush ♪ 1146 01:05:28,901 --> 01:05:30,536 ♪ Quick as a wink 1147 01:05:30,636 --> 01:05:32,138 ♪ up on its twinkling toes ♪ 1148 01:05:32,238 --> 01:05:34,306 ♪ Oh, this little penny 1149 01:05:34,406 --> 01:05:36,809 ♪ someday 1150 01:05:36,909 --> 01:05:38,644 ♪ as you sail away 1151 01:05:38,744 --> 01:05:40,646 ♪ all your dreams will come true ♪ 1152 01:05:40,746 --> 01:05:45,084 ♪ This little penny is the last little penny ♪ 1153 01:05:45,184 --> 01:05:49,655 ♪ And most important of all ♪ 1154 01:05:49,755 --> 01:05:53,492 ♪ So close your eyes ♪ 1155 01:05:53,592 --> 01:05:57,429 ♪ And where love is, heaven is there ♪ 1156 01:05:57,529 --> 01:06:03,069 ♪ Won't you rock me to a ragtime lullaby ♪ 1157 01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:07,840 ♪ Be a millionaire ♪ 1158 01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:09,208 Ah, that was wonderful. 1159 01:06:09,308 --> 01:06:11,210 Kitten, I better get you home, 1160 01:06:11,310 --> 01:06:13,212 or your mother'll skin me alive. 1161 01:06:13,312 --> 01:06:15,781 I want to hear Mr. Armstrong sing more. 1162 01:06:15,882 --> 01:06:17,783 I got to get my beauty sleep, 1163 01:06:17,884 --> 01:06:20,119 or I'm a mess in the morning. 1164 01:06:20,219 --> 01:06:22,388 Do the saints go marchin' in 1165 01:06:22,488 --> 01:06:24,190 like you and daddy do it. 1166 01:06:24,290 --> 01:06:26,926 What do you put in that cat's milk? 1167 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,361 Just one chorus... Maybe two. 1168 01:06:29,461 --> 01:06:30,729 No, no, no. 1169 01:06:30,829 --> 01:06:33,399 Then I'll go home and go to bed. 1170 01:06:33,499 --> 01:06:35,767 I'll even sleep. I promise. 1171 01:06:35,868 --> 01:06:37,836 She look like an honest cat. 1172 01:06:37,937 --> 01:06:39,405 You on her side? 1173 01:06:39,505 --> 01:06:41,207 Let's lay it on her, man. 1174 01:06:41,307 --> 01:06:43,775 Just one chorus. Then we'll go home. 1175 01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:45,777 You won't tell your mother, huh? 1176 01:06:45,878 --> 01:06:49,648 Putting me to work. 1177 01:06:49,748 --> 01:06:52,318 - ♪ Oh, when the saints - ♪ when the saints 1178 01:06:52,418 --> 01:06:54,453 - ♪ go marchin' in - ♪ go marchin' in 1179 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:58,557 ♪ when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1180 01:06:58,657 --> 01:06:59,825 ♪ Oh, yes 1181 01:06:59,926 --> 01:07:02,328 ♪ I wanna be in that number ♪ 1182 01:07:02,428 --> 01:07:03,729 ♪ Number 1183 01:07:03,829 --> 01:07:07,733 ♪ oh, when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1184 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:09,201 ♪ And when the saints ♪ 1185 01:07:09,301 --> 01:07:10,569 ♪ Oh, when the saints ♪ 1186 01:07:10,669 --> 01:07:12,404 ♪ Go marchin' in 1187 01:07:12,504 --> 01:07:14,240 ♪ who's gonna play on the day ♪ 1188 01:07:14,340 --> 01:07:15,975 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1189 01:07:16,075 --> 01:07:17,276 Well, Louis, I'll explain that. 1190 01:07:17,376 --> 01:07:19,645 ♪ Now the mostest and the greatest ♪ 1191 01:07:19,745 --> 01:07:21,647 ♪ From the oldest to the latest ♪ 1192 01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:23,983 ♪ Going to play in the band in the great grandstand ♪ 1193 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,851 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1194 01:07:25,952 --> 01:07:27,386 ♪ Louis, what about Brahms ♪ 1195 01:07:27,486 --> 01:07:28,487 ♪ He laid no bombs 1196 01:07:28,587 --> 01:07:29,655 ♪ and Chopin 1197 01:07:29,755 --> 01:07:30,990 ♪ solid man 1198 01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,624 ♪ and Bach, that great old massa ♪ 1199 01:07:32,724 --> 01:07:35,127 ♪ Yeah, that great old massa was a Gasser ♪ 1200 01:07:35,227 --> 01:07:37,196 ♪ Yes, but Mozart's the most with all he has ♪ 1201 01:07:37,296 --> 01:07:38,864 ♪ With the symphonies and operas ♪ 1202 01:07:38,965 --> 01:07:40,266 ♪ And all that jazz ♪ 1203 01:07:40,366 --> 01:07:43,569 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1204 01:07:44,570 --> 01:07:46,305 Do you dig Rachmaninoff? 1205 01:07:46,405 --> 01:07:47,306 On and off? 1206 01:07:47,406 --> 01:07:48,074 Rimsky? 1207 01:07:48,174 --> 01:07:49,541 Mmm, of course a-coff. 1208 01:07:49,641 --> 01:07:51,177 Ravel and Gustav Mahler. 1209 01:07:51,277 --> 01:07:53,555 - Yeah, but don't forget fats Waller. - I wouldn't do that. 1210 01:07:53,579 --> 01:07:55,581 ♪ Liszt has a twist that you can't resist ♪ 1211 01:07:55,681 --> 01:07:56,681 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1212 01:07:56,748 --> 01:07:57,916 put Liszt on that list. 1213 01:07:58,017 --> 01:08:00,286 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1214 01:08:00,386 --> 01:08:01,820 ♪ Here we go, Louis ♪ 1215 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:02,989 ♪ When the saints 1216 01:08:03,089 --> 01:08:04,123 ♪ oh, when the saints ♪ 1217 01:08:04,223 --> 01:08:05,291 ♪ Go marchin' in 1218 01:08:05,391 --> 01:08:06,758 look at this cat diggin' me. 1219 01:08:06,858 --> 01:08:10,296 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1220 01:08:10,396 --> 01:08:11,163 Face and all. 1221 01:08:11,263 --> 01:08:12,498 ♪ I wanna be 1222 01:08:12,598 --> 01:08:13,499 ♪ oh, yeah 1223 01:08:13,599 --> 01:08:14,900 ♪ in that number 1224 01:08:15,001 --> 01:08:19,405 ♪ oh, when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1225 01:08:19,505 --> 01:08:21,140 ♪ There's Saint-saens ♪ 1226 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,474 ♪ Saint-saens Si bon ♪ 1227 01:08:22,574 --> 01:08:23,574 ♪ And Georges Bizet 1228 01:08:23,609 --> 01:08:24,810 ♪ tres, tres Bizet ♪ 1229 01:08:24,910 --> 01:08:26,545 ♪ Vieuxtemps, suppe, Massenet ♪ 1230 01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:27,913 ♪ And Offenbach 1231 01:08:28,014 --> 01:08:29,534 - do you dig him, Jacques? - Very often. 1232 01:08:29,581 --> 01:08:31,483 ♪ Well, frere Jacques, frere Jacques ♪ 1233 01:08:31,583 --> 01:08:33,419 ♪ I dig you, Jacques ♪ 1234 01:08:33,519 --> 01:08:34,586 ♪ Frere Jacques 1235 01:08:34,686 --> 01:08:35,721 ♪ massanet and Bizet 1236 01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:37,056 ♪ I dig you, Jacques ♪ 1237 01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:38,724 ♪ Offenbach ♪ Offenbach 1238 01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,659 ♪ often, Offenbach 1239 01:08:40,759 --> 01:08:41,927 how about Wagner? 1240 01:08:42,028 --> 01:08:42,928 Deee-vout! 1241 01:08:43,029 --> 01:08:44,130 And Haydn? 1242 01:08:44,230 --> 01:08:44,930 Who? 1243 01:08:45,031 --> 01:08:45,931 Joseph Haydn. 1244 01:08:46,032 --> 01:08:46,898 Haydn! 1245 01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:47,899 Well, let him come out. 1246 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:48,900 - Paganini. - Rossini. 1247 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:50,102 - Toscanini. - Puccini. 1248 01:08:50,202 --> 01:08:51,770 - Khachaturian. - Hmm, gesundheit. 1249 01:08:51,870 --> 01:08:53,190 ♪ Thank you, and what's his name ♪ 1250 01:08:53,272 --> 01:08:54,673 ♪ Mr. Veddle-de-zop 1251 01:08:54,773 --> 01:08:55,841 ♪ and you know that cat ♪ 1252 01:08:55,941 --> 01:08:56,842 ♪ Sceedlee-de-zop 1253 01:08:56,942 --> 01:09:00,779 [scatting] 1254 01:09:00,879 --> 01:09:02,448 [Scatting] 1255 01:09:02,548 --> 01:09:04,350 ♪ Oh 1256 01:09:04,450 --> 01:09:06,052 ♪ oh, yeah 1257 01:09:06,152 --> 01:09:07,886 ♪ oh, yes 1258 01:09:07,986 --> 01:09:08,887 ♪ oh, yeah 1259 01:09:08,987 --> 01:09:10,489 ♪ oh, yeah 1260 01:09:10,589 --> 01:09:13,725 [scatting] 1261 01:09:18,764 --> 01:09:20,799 - ♪ Ba da de da dah - ♪ Ba da de da dah 1262 01:09:20,899 --> 01:09:23,069 - ♪ Ba do de da dah - ♪ Ba do de da dah 1263 01:09:23,169 --> 01:09:25,404 - ♪ ubba do de da dah - ♪ ubba do de da dah 1264 01:09:25,504 --> 01:09:27,373 - ♪ ubba do do de dah - ♪ ubba do do de dah 1265 01:09:27,473 --> 01:09:29,375 - ♪ oh, too high - ♪ oh, too low 1266 01:09:29,475 --> 01:09:32,478 - ♪ oh, yeah - ♪ way up there 1267 01:09:32,578 --> 01:09:33,879 ♪ wa wa wa wa 1268 01:09:33,979 --> 01:09:34,880 ♪ wa wa wa wa 1269 01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:36,915 ♪ wa wa wa wa 1270 01:09:37,015 --> 01:09:40,286 [scatting] 1271 01:09:45,591 --> 01:09:47,426 - ♪ Yaz - ♪ yaz 1272 01:09:47,526 --> 01:09:49,095 - ♪ zoldi, Na da - ♪ zoldi, Na da 1273 01:09:49,195 --> 01:09:50,662 - ♪ yedit - ♪ zedit 1274 01:09:50,762 --> 01:09:57,436 ♪ saints go marchin' in ♪ 1275 01:10:03,575 --> 01:10:04,876 Oh, we got to go. 1276 01:10:04,976 --> 01:10:06,378 Don't leave, folks. 1277 01:10:06,478 --> 01:10:09,748 A little exit music from the country's greatest horn, 1278 01:10:09,848 --> 01:10:11,049 Loring "red" Nichols. 1279 01:10:11,150 --> 01:10:12,484 Blow, red, blow. 1280 01:10:12,584 --> 01:10:15,721 Brand-new horn. Brand-new one, pops. 1281 01:10:15,821 --> 01:10:17,089 Well, all right. 1282 01:10:17,189 --> 01:10:19,691 Your chops is percolating all right. 1283 01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:20,959 They're percolating. 1284 01:10:21,059 --> 01:10:24,296 [Playing when the saints go marchin' in] 1285 01:10:36,575 --> 01:10:38,644 ♪ Oh, when the saints 1286 01:10:38,744 --> 01:10:40,412 ♪ go marchin' in 1287 01:10:40,512 --> 01:10:44,283 ♪ when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1288 01:10:44,383 --> 01:10:47,919 ♪ I wanna be in that number ♪ 1289 01:10:48,019 --> 01:10:53,292 ♪ Oh, when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1290 01:10:53,392 --> 01:10:56,195 ♪ And when the saints go marchin' in ♪ 1291 01:10:56,295 --> 01:11:01,233 ♪ When the saints go marchin' in... ♪ 1292 01:11:17,249 --> 01:11:18,717 Home, sweet home. 1293 01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:20,719 You know this little monster 1294 01:11:20,819 --> 01:11:22,754 beat me out of 40 peanuts? 1295 01:11:22,854 --> 01:11:23,722 She cheats. 1296 01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,123 We've got two choices. 1297 01:11:25,224 --> 01:11:27,125 Get Dorothy off the road 1298 01:11:27,226 --> 01:11:29,161 or teach her to play the horn. 1299 01:11:29,261 --> 01:11:30,529 What's so terrible? 1300 01:11:30,629 --> 01:11:31,930 She had a ball. 1301 01:11:32,030 --> 01:11:33,332 I'll get her pajamas. 1302 01:11:33,432 --> 01:11:37,135 Then after that, I'll get your pajamas. 1303 01:11:37,236 --> 01:11:40,806 Loring, what about what you said the other day? 1304 01:11:40,906 --> 01:11:42,208 What did I say? 1305 01:11:42,308 --> 01:11:45,811 Some malarkey about taking the band to New York 1306 01:11:45,911 --> 01:11:47,179 and settling down. 1307 01:11:47,279 --> 01:11:50,182 You know me like a book, don't you? 1308 01:11:50,282 --> 01:11:52,551 Right to the card stamped "overdue." 1309 01:11:52,651 --> 01:11:55,821 I heard about the new contract you signed, 1310 01:11:55,921 --> 01:11:57,189 extending the tour. 1311 01:11:57,289 --> 01:11:59,258 It's a real fat deal, honey. 1312 01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,660 We'll be eating high off the hog. 1313 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,296 Mammy won't have to go barefoot no mo'. 1314 01:12:04,396 --> 01:12:05,831 What about Dorothy? 1315 01:12:05,931 --> 01:12:08,234 I know I may seem unreasonable, 1316 01:12:08,334 --> 01:12:10,236 but until she's 8 years old, 1317 01:12:10,336 --> 01:12:13,239 I don't want my daughter singing in nightclubs. 1318 01:12:13,339 --> 01:12:15,307 She'd sure knock 'em dead. 1319 01:12:15,407 --> 01:12:17,876 Not with her spelling. What about school? 1320 01:12:17,976 --> 01:12:19,645 We can get a tutor. 1321 01:12:19,745 --> 01:12:22,648 No, I don't want her with the band anymore. 1322 01:12:22,748 --> 01:12:25,651 Next week they're liable to teach her how to smoke. 1323 01:12:25,751 --> 01:12:27,853 She loves being around the fellas, 1324 01:12:27,953 --> 01:12:29,621 and she's crazy about music. 1325 01:12:29,721 --> 01:12:33,259 Who says she's got to go to bed when other kids go 1326 01:12:33,359 --> 01:12:35,193 and get up when they do? 1327 01:12:35,294 --> 01:12:38,597 I say. I want her to get up at 7:30 in the morning, 1328 01:12:38,697 --> 01:12:41,833 have oatmeal, orange juice, and shredded wheat. 1329 01:12:41,933 --> 01:12:43,235 Honestly, she thinks breakfast 1330 01:12:43,335 --> 01:12:46,672 is black coffee and aspirin. 1331 01:12:46,772 --> 01:12:48,039 Now listen, Bobbie. 1332 01:12:48,139 --> 01:12:50,942 We're all on our way, all of us. 1333 01:12:51,042 --> 01:12:52,344 Tonight Louis Armstrong said 1334 01:12:52,444 --> 01:12:55,347 I was the greatest horn in the country. 1335 01:12:55,447 --> 01:12:57,349 Louis Armstrong... The mahatma of jazz, 1336 01:12:57,449 --> 01:12:59,351 the supreme court of cats. 1337 01:12:59,451 --> 01:13:01,287 I'll tell you a secret. 1338 01:13:01,387 --> 01:13:03,255 I'm not the greatest horn, 1339 01:13:03,355 --> 01:13:06,224 but in a little while, I could be. 1340 01:13:06,325 --> 01:13:09,261 We can get the greatest job in New York, 1341 01:13:09,361 --> 01:13:11,597 buy a house on the island. 1342 01:13:11,697 --> 01:13:14,266 I'll stack it with oatmeal and fruit juice 1343 01:13:14,366 --> 01:13:16,735 and a padded cell for pta meetings. 1344 01:13:16,835 --> 01:13:18,504 When? 1345 01:13:18,604 --> 01:13:19,305 Soon. 1346 01:13:19,405 --> 01:13:22,140 Well, why not now? 1347 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,142 Honey, I've got a contract. 1348 01:13:24,242 --> 01:13:26,244 I couldn't get out if I wanted to. 1349 01:13:26,345 --> 01:13:28,480 Do you want to? 1350 01:13:31,149 --> 01:13:32,217 No. 1351 01:13:32,318 --> 01:13:34,252 Well, then maybe Dorothy and I 1352 01:13:34,353 --> 01:13:36,888 should get that house and the oatmeal 1353 01:13:36,988 --> 01:13:39,190 and wait for you. 1354 01:13:39,291 --> 01:13:42,661 And leave me alone on the road for 10 months? 1355 01:13:42,761 --> 01:13:44,863 Bobbie, what's happened to you? 1356 01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,231 What happened to the girl 1357 01:13:46,332 --> 01:13:48,867 who said the baby wouldn't change anything? 1358 01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:50,669 The girl who wanted me 1359 01:13:50,769 --> 01:13:53,905 to be doing what I'd be happy doing? 1360 01:13:54,005 --> 01:13:56,274 Wow... 1361 01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:59,044 You sure scared me for a minute. 1362 01:13:59,144 --> 01:14:02,714 For a minute, you looked exactly like your mother. 1363 01:14:02,814 --> 01:14:03,715 I'm sorry. 1364 01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:07,319 I guess I never really left Brooklyn. 1365 01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:12,190 Loring, wh... what's the answer? 1366 01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:14,526 I don't know. 1367 01:14:16,362 --> 01:14:17,663 Couldn't we put Dorothy 1368 01:14:17,763 --> 01:14:21,733 in a boarding school for just a while? 1369 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:23,268 Boarding school? 1370 01:14:23,369 --> 01:14:25,937 Don't make it sound like a jail sentence. 1371 01:14:26,037 --> 01:14:29,174 It's not like when David Copperfield went to school. 1372 01:14:29,274 --> 01:14:31,209 There are lots of wonderful schools 1373 01:14:31,309 --> 01:14:32,544 here in San Francisco. 1374 01:14:32,644 --> 01:14:34,580 They've got playgrounds, tennis courts, 1375 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:36,047 swimming pools and swings, 1376 01:14:36,147 --> 01:14:39,918 and a couple of teachers thrown in, if you insist. 1377 01:14:40,018 --> 01:14:41,487 Oh, I don't know. 1378 01:14:41,587 --> 01:14:43,722 It'll only be for a term. 1379 01:14:43,822 --> 01:14:44,723 Two terms. 1380 01:14:44,823 --> 01:14:47,225 We could visit her every chance we got. 1381 01:14:47,325 --> 01:14:50,028 Bring her a cake with a file in it? 1382 01:14:50,128 --> 01:14:51,830 She'll love it. You'll see. 1383 01:14:51,930 --> 01:14:56,134 All right, Loring, on one condition. 1384 01:14:56,234 --> 01:14:57,869 What? 1385 01:14:57,969 --> 01:14:59,270 You tell her. 1386 01:14:59,371 --> 01:15:00,906 Well... 1387 01:15:01,006 --> 01:15:01,907 Yeah. 1388 01:15:02,007 --> 01:15:03,375 All right. 1389 01:15:03,475 --> 01:15:06,445 I'll tell her first thing in the morning. 1390 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:07,446 She'll understand. 1391 01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,047 We're, uh, blood brothers. 1392 01:15:09,147 --> 01:15:10,315 Mm-hmm. 1393 01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:13,419 Ala kazam kazam. 1394 01:15:50,989 --> 01:15:53,892 [Playing jazz music] 1395 01:16:22,788 --> 01:16:25,724 There's been a terrible storm here in St. Louis. 1396 01:16:25,824 --> 01:16:27,726 All the planes are grounded. 1397 01:16:27,826 --> 01:16:30,295 I'd like to fly out by myself, 1398 01:16:30,395 --> 01:16:34,399 but I can't flap my arms fast enough. 1399 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:35,767 No, baby, no. 1400 01:16:35,867 --> 01:16:37,368 There's absolutely no way 1401 01:16:37,469 --> 01:16:41,006 we can get out in time for your birthday. 1402 01:16:41,106 --> 01:16:42,373 I'm sorry, honey. 1403 01:16:42,474 --> 01:16:44,009 You understand, don't you? 1404 01:16:44,109 --> 01:16:45,844 Hello? 1405 01:16:45,944 --> 01:16:47,546 Hello? 1406 01:16:54,419 --> 01:16:56,755 [Playing jazz music] 1407 01:17:16,407 --> 01:17:17,643 From the blackhawk 1408 01:17:17,743 --> 01:17:19,645 in the heart of Chicago's loop, 1409 01:17:19,745 --> 01:17:22,648 a merry Christmas from the nation's number one band... 1410 01:17:22,748 --> 01:17:25,951 Red Nichols and the five pennies. 1411 01:17:26,051 --> 01:17:27,318 More white meat? 1412 01:17:27,418 --> 01:17:28,319 Yes, please. 1413 01:17:28,419 --> 01:17:29,521 Ah-choo! 1414 01:17:29,621 --> 01:17:31,690 My parents have to work on Christmas. 1415 01:17:31,790 --> 01:17:34,292 That's why they can't come for me. 1416 01:17:34,392 --> 01:17:36,695 May I have a piece of skin? 1417 01:17:36,795 --> 01:17:38,296 We understand, Dorothy. 1418 01:17:38,396 --> 01:17:39,698 You don't have to explain. 1419 01:17:39,798 --> 01:17:42,300 They call me on the telephone. 1420 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:45,070 Are there any more potatoes, miss Wilson? 1421 01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:48,974 I'll have to go to the kitchen and get some 1422 01:17:49,074 --> 01:17:50,976 and the plum pudding. 1423 01:17:51,076 --> 01:17:52,811 I'll help you. 1424 01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:56,815 [Thunder] 1425 01:17:58,917 --> 01:18:01,252 [Red] ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells ♪ 1426 01:18:01,352 --> 01:18:02,988 ♪ Jingle all the way 1427 01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:05,323 ♪ oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1428 01:18:05,423 --> 01:18:07,593 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1429 01:18:07,693 --> 01:18:09,595 ♪ A-dashing through the snow ♪ 1430 01:18:09,695 --> 01:18:11,730 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1431 01:18:11,830 --> 01:18:14,199 ♪ O'er the fields we go ♪ 1432 01:18:14,299 --> 01:18:16,501 ♪ laughing all the way 1433 01:18:16,602 --> 01:18:18,670 ♪ bells on bobtails ring ♪ 1434 01:18:18,770 --> 01:18:20,505 ♪ Making spirits bright 1435 01:18:20,606 --> 01:18:22,608 ♪ what fun it is to ride and sing ♪ 1436 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:24,542 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 1437 01:18:24,643 --> 01:18:26,244 ♪ Oh, jinglelala bellalala ♪ 1438 01:18:26,344 --> 01:18:27,445 ♪ Jinglelala bellalala 1439 01:18:27,545 --> 01:18:29,314 ♪ jinglelala all the way ♪ 1440 01:18:29,414 --> 01:18:31,316 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 1441 01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:33,685 ♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 1442 01:18:33,785 --> 01:18:35,787 ♪ Jinglelala bells... ♪ 1443 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:06,351 Dorothy! 1444 01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,453 Mommy! 1445 01:19:08,553 --> 01:19:11,723 Oh, baby. 1446 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:17,729 [Singing from the barber of Seville] 1447 01:19:25,370 --> 01:19:26,972 Giuseppe, accorto, accorto. 1448 01:19:27,072 --> 01:19:27,773 Don't worry. 1449 01:19:27,873 --> 01:19:29,040 Acho. Don't worry. 1450 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:32,210 [Singing from the barber of Seville] 1451 01:19:36,147 --> 01:19:39,818 [Singing from the barber of Seville] 1452 01:19:44,890 --> 01:19:47,926 [Telephone rings] 1453 01:19:48,026 --> 01:19:49,995 Barber shop. 1454 01:19:50,095 --> 01:19:51,396 Who? 1455 01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:52,764 Just a minute. 1456 01:19:52,864 --> 01:19:54,966 Mr. Nichols, it's for you. 1457 01:19:55,066 --> 01:19:55,667 What? Oh. 1458 01:19:55,767 --> 01:19:56,768 Hey, what... 1459 01:19:56,868 --> 01:19:58,336 Don't shake your head. 1460 01:19:58,436 --> 01:20:00,438 Long distance... California. 1461 01:20:00,538 --> 01:20:01,439 Ok 1462 01:20:01,539 --> 01:20:02,974 Hello. 1463 01:20:03,074 --> 01:20:05,043 Hello, Bobbie. 1464 01:20:05,143 --> 01:20:06,477 How are you? 1465 01:20:06,577 --> 01:20:08,479 How do you like school? 1466 01:20:08,579 --> 01:20:09,480 Huh? 1467 01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:11,082 Was Dorothy surprised? 1468 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:13,985 Yeah. 1469 01:20:14,085 --> 01:20:15,987 What? 1470 01:20:16,087 --> 01:20:17,388 When? 1471 01:20:17,488 --> 01:20:19,691 What happened? 1472 01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:21,026 Listen, Bo... 1473 01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:24,095 Yeah, I'll take the first plane out. 1474 01:20:25,731 --> 01:20:27,665 Hey, red, what's the matter? 1475 01:20:27,766 --> 01:20:29,634 Your coat, your coat! 1476 01:20:29,735 --> 01:20:32,637 You're about to enter a contagious disease ward. 1477 01:20:32,738 --> 01:20:35,040 Please be as quiet as possible. 1478 01:20:35,140 --> 01:20:37,642 Keep your arms at your side. 1479 01:20:37,743 --> 01:20:40,678 Keep your distance from the patients at all times. 1480 01:20:40,779 --> 01:20:42,380 Do not touch anything. 1481 01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:44,615 Now follow me. 1482 01:20:44,716 --> 01:20:45,984 If you drop anything, 1483 01:20:46,084 --> 01:20:48,987 do not pick it up. Do not touch the wall. 1484 01:20:49,087 --> 01:20:51,589 Please do not touch the patients 1485 01:20:51,689 --> 01:20:54,793 or anything they have been in contact with. 1486 01:21:21,586 --> 01:21:23,288 How is she? 1487 01:21:25,824 --> 01:21:27,759 How is she, doc? 1488 01:21:30,061 --> 01:21:33,231 I'd like to be more encouraging, Mr. Nichols, 1489 01:21:33,331 --> 01:21:35,767 but it's polio... 1490 01:21:35,867 --> 01:21:37,769 Complicated by encephalitis. 1491 01:21:37,869 --> 01:21:41,172 The child's been in a coma for 48 hours. 1492 01:21:41,272 --> 01:21:44,409 I'm afraid the chances are very slim. 1493 01:21:44,509 --> 01:21:45,811 That's your opinion. 1494 01:21:45,911 --> 01:21:47,378 Not only mine. 1495 01:21:47,478 --> 01:21:49,781 All the doctors on the staff. 1496 01:21:49,881 --> 01:21:51,783 Well, then get another staff 1497 01:21:51,883 --> 01:21:53,284 or another hospital. 1498 01:21:53,384 --> 01:21:54,384 Listen, you, 1499 01:21:54,419 --> 01:21:56,154 that's my daughter you're talking about. 1500 01:21:56,254 --> 01:21:58,356 You're not making her a statistic. 1501 01:21:58,456 --> 01:22:00,391 If you don't know anything, 1502 01:22:00,491 --> 01:22:02,227 get somebody who does! 1503 01:22:10,268 --> 01:22:13,839 Do something for her, will you, doc? 1504 01:22:31,222 --> 01:22:33,791 I finally found an all-night hamburger joint 1505 01:22:33,892 --> 01:22:36,361 right on the corner. 1506 01:22:39,730 --> 01:22:41,566 Any word? 1507 01:22:49,307 --> 01:22:52,377 Isn't it funny? You live with a man eight years 1508 01:22:52,477 --> 01:22:54,179 and forget whether he takes 1509 01:22:54,279 --> 01:22:56,814 mustard or ketchup on his hamburgers. 1510 01:22:56,915 --> 01:22:58,383 I'm not hungry. 1511 01:22:58,483 --> 01:23:02,387 Now I remember... Ketchup. 1512 01:23:02,487 --> 01:23:04,189 I couldn't eat it anyway. 1513 01:23:04,289 --> 01:23:07,592 Come on, please. Go on. Eat it, Loring. 1514 01:23:13,932 --> 01:23:15,800 You know... 1515 01:23:15,901 --> 01:23:18,169 I started out blaming you, too. 1516 01:23:18,269 --> 01:23:21,172 The first few hours, I hated you, 1517 01:23:21,272 --> 01:23:23,374 and then I got to thinking. 1518 01:23:23,474 --> 01:23:24,775 This could have happened 1519 01:23:24,876 --> 01:23:26,544 no matter where Dorothy was. 1520 01:23:26,644 --> 01:23:30,415 Even people that never let kids out of their sight, 1521 01:23:30,515 --> 01:23:31,782 this happens to them. 1522 01:23:31,883 --> 01:23:35,253 Who can you blame, the whole world? 1523 01:23:36,888 --> 01:23:41,259 I can narrow it down a little better than that. 1524 01:23:44,295 --> 01:23:47,398 When I threw a couple of things together 1525 01:23:47,498 --> 01:23:49,534 to come out here... 1526 01:23:49,634 --> 01:23:54,172 The first thing I threw in my bag was my cornet. 1527 01:23:54,272 --> 01:23:57,542 That'll give you a rough idea. 1528 01:23:57,642 --> 01:23:59,777 Oh, go on, Loring. 1529 01:23:59,877 --> 01:24:02,013 You got to eat something. 1530 01:24:02,113 --> 01:24:04,282 If by any miracle 1531 01:24:04,382 --> 01:24:08,219 that kid comes through this... 1532 01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:12,890 I'm going to give up this whole rat race. 1533 01:24:14,892 --> 01:24:17,528 I didn't think you believed in miracles. 1534 01:24:17,628 --> 01:24:22,233 Right now there's very little else to believe in. 1535 01:24:23,901 --> 01:24:26,071 Loring... 1536 01:24:26,171 --> 01:24:27,372 Do you remember the Lyric 1537 01:24:27,472 --> 01:24:30,808 to the battle hymn of the Republic? 1538 01:24:30,908 --> 01:24:33,411 What brought that up? 1539 01:24:33,511 --> 01:24:35,213 Well, it's been so long 1540 01:24:35,313 --> 01:24:38,183 since either of us were at a church festival, 1541 01:24:38,283 --> 01:24:42,287 but I thought we might be able to remember that one. 1542 01:24:43,321 --> 01:24:45,190 I can't remember it at all, 1543 01:24:45,290 --> 01:24:49,194 and I must have played it a thousand times. 1544 01:24:49,294 --> 01:24:53,999 Mine eyes have seen the glory... 1545 01:24:54,099 --> 01:24:57,335 Of the coming of the lord. 1546 01:24:57,435 --> 01:25:02,807 He is trampling down the something... 1547 01:25:02,907 --> 01:25:07,578 Where the grapes of wrath are stored. 1548 01:25:08,679 --> 01:25:11,816 Doesn't seem to fit the situation, does it? 1549 01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:14,452 It's the only one we know. 1550 01:25:14,552 --> 01:25:16,654 What's the rest? 1551 01:25:19,857 --> 01:25:23,861 He has loosed the awful lightning... 1552 01:25:23,961 --> 01:25:27,232 Of his terrible swift sword. 1553 01:25:27,332 --> 01:25:30,568 His truth is marching on. 1554 01:25:30,668 --> 01:25:33,171 Mrs. Nichols, your daughter's calling you. 1555 01:25:33,271 --> 01:25:36,207 She... she's... 1556 01:25:36,307 --> 01:25:38,609 Come on, honey. Dorothy's calling. 1557 01:25:38,709 --> 01:25:40,011 Put down the sandwich. 1558 01:25:40,111 --> 01:25:42,680 You're always eating. 1559 01:25:58,863 --> 01:26:00,631 Hello, baby. 1560 01:26:00,731 --> 01:26:02,267 Darling. 1561 01:26:03,534 --> 01:26:05,670 Hello, sweetheart. 1562 01:26:05,770 --> 01:26:08,773 Ala kazam kazam. 1563 01:26:11,342 --> 01:26:13,244 Sorry, but you'd better go now. 1564 01:26:13,344 --> 01:26:15,846 We don't want to overdo it, you know. 1565 01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,847 Doctor, please. 1566 01:26:16,947 --> 01:26:18,683 Please. 1567 01:26:18,783 --> 01:26:23,454 I'd like my mother... 1568 01:26:23,554 --> 01:26:25,490 To stay. 1569 01:27:43,701 --> 01:27:46,871 You'll just have to cancel the tour. 1570 01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:48,339 Taxi! 1571 01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:52,277 They'll sue you for every dime you should have saved. 1572 01:27:52,377 --> 01:27:53,878 We got a contract. 1573 01:27:53,978 --> 01:27:55,480 Well, pay them off. 1574 01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:56,647 With what? 1575 01:27:56,747 --> 01:27:59,250 Tell the boys in the band that, uh... 1576 01:27:59,350 --> 01:28:01,252 It's the same as being fired, 1577 01:28:01,352 --> 01:28:04,088 but say I'm sorry and pay them off. 1578 01:28:04,189 --> 01:28:05,490 With what? 1579 01:28:05,590 --> 01:28:08,259 You've been living like there's no income tax, 1580 01:28:08,359 --> 01:28:10,861 and now you got doctor bills. 1581 01:28:10,961 --> 01:28:12,630 Ever see anything like this? 1582 01:28:12,730 --> 01:28:16,133 Yeah, that waitress I took out. Would you listen? 1583 01:28:16,234 --> 01:28:19,370 You know what those doctors told me? 1584 01:28:19,470 --> 01:28:21,639 They had a big consultation. 1585 01:28:21,739 --> 01:28:25,142 They said that Dorothy would never walk again. 1586 01:28:25,243 --> 01:28:28,213 Never ever. 1587 01:28:28,313 --> 01:28:30,748 You think I'll take that lying down? 1588 01:28:30,848 --> 01:28:32,483 Sure, fire the hospital. 1589 01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:33,651 So long, Tony. 1590 01:28:33,751 --> 01:28:36,254 What do you mean? I'm going with you. 1591 01:28:36,354 --> 01:28:39,357 No, you're not. It's been great, Tony. 1592 01:28:39,457 --> 01:28:43,261 You finally got around to firing me, huh? 1593 01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,062 Who else is left? 1594 01:28:45,162 --> 01:28:46,431 Ok. 1595 01:28:46,531 --> 01:28:48,633 Do me a favor, will you? 1596 01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,935 Don't tell the boys what happened. 1597 01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:54,639 I mean... you just don't know where I am, ok? 1598 01:28:54,739 --> 01:28:57,642 Sure. I never saw you before in my life. 1599 01:28:57,742 --> 01:29:00,645 So long, stranger. About those doctors... 1600 01:29:00,745 --> 01:29:04,649 Pretty soon they'll be working for you. 1601 01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:07,285 Hey, over here! 1602 01:29:07,385 --> 01:29:09,554 Hey, look at me, red! 1603 01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:12,257 You're going to pull the roof down. 1604 01:29:12,357 --> 01:29:14,825 I can do it three times. 1605 01:29:14,925 --> 01:29:17,262 Really? I can only do it twice. 1606 01:29:17,362 --> 01:29:18,829 You two getting along? 1607 01:29:18,929 --> 01:29:21,232 Boy, you got a strange one. 1608 01:29:21,332 --> 01:29:22,833 Only exercise she's done 1609 01:29:22,933 --> 01:29:25,503 is try to spit in my eye. 1610 01:29:25,603 --> 01:29:26,804 Shut up! 1611 01:29:26,904 --> 01:29:28,205 There she goes again. 1612 01:29:28,306 --> 01:29:30,140 Well, that's how it goes. 1613 01:29:30,241 --> 01:29:33,278 Honey, I got a nice assortment for you. 1614 01:29:33,378 --> 01:29:35,680 First we have what we call 1615 01:29:35,780 --> 01:29:38,283 a little ragaplumian doll right here. 1616 01:29:38,383 --> 01:29:42,253 And then we have... Aw, this is the great one. 1617 01:29:42,353 --> 01:29:45,256 Look. All you do is push it down, 1618 01:29:45,356 --> 01:29:47,258 and it'll play the cymbals. 1619 01:29:47,358 --> 01:29:49,193 You know I can't reach. 1620 01:29:49,294 --> 01:29:51,262 The doctor says you could. 1621 01:29:51,362 --> 01:29:53,498 Oh, sure. Easy as pie. 1622 01:29:53,598 --> 01:29:55,099 Hey, red. 1623 01:29:55,199 --> 01:29:56,867 Yeah. 1624 01:29:56,967 --> 01:29:58,903 What about our glee club? 1625 01:29:59,003 --> 01:30:00,471 Oh, not today, Billy. 1626 01:30:00,571 --> 01:30:02,673 I don't feel up to it. 1627 01:30:02,773 --> 01:30:06,811 Oh, brother. Must run in the family. 1628 01:30:07,478 --> 01:30:08,646 How about it, kids? 1629 01:30:08,746 --> 01:30:11,215 Have you all done your practicing? 1630 01:30:11,316 --> 01:30:12,317 [Kids] Yeah! 1631 01:30:12,417 --> 01:30:13,851 ♪ Mi mi mi mi ♪ 1632 01:30:13,951 --> 01:30:15,653 Don't call me. I'll call you. 1633 01:30:15,753 --> 01:30:18,222 Let's do Schnitzelbank again. 1634 01:30:18,323 --> 01:30:19,890 Ho, ho! 1635 01:30:19,990 --> 01:30:21,292 Hold the phone. 1636 01:30:21,392 --> 01:30:22,660 We can't do Schnitzelbank. 1637 01:30:22,760 --> 01:30:24,662 The last time we did Schnitzelbank, 1638 01:30:24,762 --> 01:30:28,265 I beat you by two choruses and half a schnitz. 1639 01:30:28,366 --> 01:30:30,301 All right, here we go... 1640 01:30:30,401 --> 01:30:32,236 Why does he come here 1641 01:30:32,337 --> 01:30:35,272 and make a regular spectacle of himself? 1642 01:30:35,373 --> 01:30:37,241 Maybe for some strange reason 1643 01:30:37,342 --> 01:30:39,777 he likes to be around you. 1644 01:30:39,877 --> 01:30:44,415 Soon as I'm better, I'll never see him again. 1645 01:30:44,515 --> 01:30:47,952 We now have a solo with ze big soprano, 1646 01:30:48,052 --> 01:30:49,253 right? All right. 1647 01:30:49,354 --> 01:30:51,622 You are ready to sing now? 1648 01:30:51,722 --> 01:30:53,591 Ja. Well, this is nice. 1649 01:30:53,691 --> 01:30:56,060 ♪ Ist das nicht ein 1650 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:57,895 [German double-talk] 1651 01:30:57,995 --> 01:31:00,365 ♪ Ja, das ist ein 1652 01:31:00,465 --> 01:31:01,966 [double-talk] 1653 01:31:02,066 --> 01:31:06,303 Ja, well you will be ze soprano in ze first part, 1654 01:31:06,404 --> 01:31:08,272 then after, we will come back 1655 01:31:08,373 --> 01:31:11,141 to ze tenors and ze baronodes? 1656 01:31:11,241 --> 01:31:13,210 ♪ Ist das nicht ein 1657 01:31:13,310 --> 01:31:14,311 ♪ military march 1658 01:31:14,412 --> 01:31:16,113 Dorothy... 1659 01:31:16,213 --> 01:31:17,648 What's that? 1660 01:31:17,748 --> 01:31:20,818 That's my present from that fellow that's making 1661 01:31:20,918 --> 01:31:23,688 a regular spectacle out of himself. 1662 01:31:23,788 --> 01:31:25,322 It's a house. 1663 01:31:25,423 --> 01:31:26,657 I believe it is. 1664 01:31:26,757 --> 01:31:29,927 We'll live in it when you get out of here. 1665 01:31:30,027 --> 01:31:31,295 All of us? 1666 01:31:31,396 --> 01:31:33,931 All of us. All the time... 1667 01:31:34,031 --> 01:31:35,400 Down in Los Angeles 1668 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:39,269 where the doctor says the sunshine's better for you. 1669 01:31:39,370 --> 01:31:41,238 Our own whole house that's ours? 1670 01:31:41,338 --> 01:31:45,410 Mm-hmm. Ours and the first national bank. 1671 01:31:46,411 --> 01:31:47,945 Our own towels? 1672 01:31:48,045 --> 01:31:49,313 It's a thought. 1673 01:31:49,414 --> 01:31:52,182 Hold it up again. 1674 01:31:52,282 --> 01:31:54,351 [Children] ♪ nah, nah 1675 01:31:54,452 --> 01:31:56,353 ♪ dying swan, military man ♪ 1676 01:31:56,454 --> 01:31:58,889 ♪ Bucking bronc, Schnitzelbank ♪ 1677 01:31:58,989 --> 01:32:05,430 ♪ Ah... 1678 01:32:06,864 --> 01:32:09,233 ♪ ah 1679 01:32:09,333 --> 01:32:12,269 ♪ ah Du schoene, ah Du schoene ♪ 1680 01:32:12,369 --> 01:32:14,104 ♪ Ah Du schoene 1681 01:32:14,204 --> 01:32:20,545 ♪ Schnitzelbank ♪ 1682 01:32:35,359 --> 01:32:38,295 This is the most delicious thing 1683 01:32:38,395 --> 01:32:39,664 your mother has cooked 1684 01:32:39,764 --> 01:32:42,266 since we've been in this house. 1685 01:32:42,366 --> 01:32:45,302 Blanket a la mode, it's delicious. 1686 01:32:45,402 --> 01:32:49,339 Don't let him put any more on me. They burn! 1687 01:32:49,440 --> 01:32:50,575 Ow! 1688 01:32:50,675 --> 01:32:53,310 You've got to understand... We have to. 1689 01:32:53,410 --> 01:32:55,946 Does anything make you cry? 1690 01:32:56,046 --> 01:32:57,948 No, nothing. 1691 01:32:58,048 --> 01:32:59,316 That's a good girl. 1692 01:32:59,416 --> 01:33:02,352 But those hot things won't do any good. 1693 01:33:02,453 --> 01:33:03,921 Nothing will. 1694 01:33:04,021 --> 01:33:05,022 [Sniffling] 1695 01:33:05,122 --> 01:33:06,691 Is that real crying? 1696 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:08,693 That's nothing but a fake. 1697 01:33:08,793 --> 01:33:10,728 When I was Dorothy's age, 1698 01:33:10,828 --> 01:33:13,698 some kids on our block could really cry. 1699 01:33:13,798 --> 01:33:16,433 We had a kid called fat Tommy. 1700 01:33:16,534 --> 01:33:19,336 When he cried, you heard him for miles. 1701 01:33:19,436 --> 01:33:20,938 Aaah! 1702 01:33:21,038 --> 01:33:22,306 Everybody heard him. 1703 01:33:22,406 --> 01:33:24,909 Then Meyer the crier was a fine crier. 1704 01:33:25,009 --> 01:33:29,279 Meyer crier was a fine crier. Did you know that? 1705 01:33:29,379 --> 01:33:31,916 He would hiccup when he cried. 1706 01:33:32,016 --> 01:33:33,083 He would go... 1707 01:33:33,183 --> 01:33:34,184 Aaah-hic! 1708 01:33:34,284 --> 01:33:35,853 Ooh-hic! 1709 01:33:35,953 --> 01:33:36,821 Ooh... 1710 01:33:36,921 --> 01:33:39,824 Did I tell you about silent Sam? 1711 01:33:39,924 --> 01:33:42,593 Fine crier. He never made a sound. 1712 01:33:42,693 --> 01:33:45,295 We called him a back draft crier. 1713 01:33:45,395 --> 01:33:47,698 Did you ever hear one of those? 1714 01:33:47,798 --> 01:33:50,935 He didn't make any sound on the way out, 1715 01:33:51,035 --> 01:33:52,837 only on the way back. 1716 01:33:52,937 --> 01:33:54,772 He would go... 1717 01:33:57,441 --> 01:33:59,577 Eeeh! 1718 01:34:02,412 --> 01:34:03,681 Eeeh! 1719 01:34:03,781 --> 01:34:07,284 Joe Whiffenpeck was the champ of all. 1720 01:34:07,384 --> 01:34:09,286 He cried like he was laughing 1721 01:34:09,386 --> 01:34:11,321 and laughed like he was crying. 1722 01:34:11,421 --> 01:34:12,723 He used to go... 1723 01:34:12,823 --> 01:34:15,292 [Crying and laughing] 1724 01:34:15,392 --> 01:34:18,028 [Laughing] 1725 01:34:18,128 --> 01:34:22,767 You cry when you laugh, too, don't you? 1726 01:34:23,768 --> 01:34:25,302 Well, Joe Whiffenpeck, 1727 01:34:25,402 --> 01:34:28,873 where have you been all this time, huh? 1728 01:34:28,973 --> 01:34:31,742 We'd better get out of here. 1729 01:34:31,842 --> 01:34:36,113 Just roll over very easily. That's the girl. 1730 01:34:43,788 --> 01:34:46,691 How about putting me down for extra overtime? 1731 01:34:46,791 --> 01:34:50,327 You trying to stop the war all by yourself? 1732 01:34:50,427 --> 01:34:53,363 I've got a couple of wars. So long. 1733 01:34:53,463 --> 01:34:55,299 Brown, John a. 1734 01:34:56,834 --> 01:34:59,203 Dorothy? Look what I got. 1735 01:34:59,303 --> 01:35:00,705 Give it to me. 1736 01:35:00,805 --> 01:35:02,973 Well, I will in just a minute. 1737 01:35:03,073 --> 01:35:06,410 Come on. You want it? Come on, baby. 1738 01:35:06,510 --> 01:35:08,946 Come on, come on, come on. 1739 01:35:09,046 --> 01:35:10,347 Come and get it. 1740 01:35:10,447 --> 01:35:11,949 Come and get it. 1741 01:35:12,049 --> 01:35:13,784 Come and get it. 1742 01:35:17,421 --> 01:35:19,957 That's a good girl. Come on. 1743 01:35:20,057 --> 01:35:20,958 That's good. 1744 01:35:21,058 --> 01:35:22,359 That's wonderful. 1745 01:35:22,459 --> 01:35:24,428 Hold it, hold it. 1746 01:35:24,528 --> 01:35:25,630 [Whistles] 1747 01:35:25,730 --> 01:35:27,197 Drawbridge. 1748 01:35:27,297 --> 01:35:29,366 Here we go. 1749 01:35:29,466 --> 01:35:30,334 Oop. 1750 01:35:30,434 --> 01:35:31,335 Whoo! 1751 01:35:31,435 --> 01:35:33,370 Whoo whoo! 1752 01:35:33,470 --> 01:35:34,571 Chooga-chooga-chooga. 1753 01:35:34,672 --> 01:35:36,040 Oh, no, that's a railroad. 1754 01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:39,576 It's a steamship, honey. Whoo, whoo! 1755 01:35:41,812 --> 01:35:44,782 Now, come on. Try it again. 1756 01:35:59,396 --> 01:36:01,165 There she blows, men! 1757 01:36:01,265 --> 01:36:02,532 Man the lifeboats! 1758 01:36:02,633 --> 01:36:04,101 Steady the rudder, boys. 1759 01:36:04,201 --> 01:36:07,705 Look to the harpoons. Ahoy! Ha ha, hey! 1760 01:36:07,805 --> 01:36:11,041 If you put some whiskey with that soda, 1761 01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:13,243 I'll do it all afternoon with you. 1762 01:36:13,343 --> 01:36:17,047 [All] ♪ stand up, stand up 1763 01:36:17,147 --> 01:36:21,418 ♪ stand up and tell us your name, your name ♪ 1764 01:36:21,518 --> 01:36:24,689 ♪ Stand up, stand up 1765 01:36:24,789 --> 01:36:28,893 ♪ stand up and tell us your name ♪ 1766 01:36:30,828 --> 01:36:33,363 My name is Dorothy Nichols, 1767 01:36:33,463 --> 01:36:35,132 and I'm 14 years old, 1768 01:36:35,232 --> 01:36:38,736 and I'm having a very happy birthday. 1769 01:36:41,839 --> 01:36:44,775 And, Richard Wilson, you've had four sandwiches, 1770 01:36:44,875 --> 01:36:47,812 and you're only getting half a piece of cake. 1771 01:36:47,912 --> 01:36:51,281 Make a wish and blow out the candles. 1772 01:36:55,252 --> 01:36:58,088 It's too bad you kids were so hungry 1773 01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:01,125 you couldn't wait for Dorothy's father to get home. 1774 01:37:01,225 --> 01:37:04,128 We can wait. Just bake another cake. 1775 01:37:04,228 --> 01:37:07,631 Let's put on some records, then we can dance. 1776 01:37:07,732 --> 01:37:09,066 I'm sorry. 1777 01:37:09,166 --> 01:37:12,136 That's all right. You kids dance. 1778 01:37:12,236 --> 01:37:15,773 I'll put on the records. Daddy's fussy about them. 1779 01:37:15,873 --> 01:37:19,209 He probably blows his top if you play anything 1780 01:37:19,309 --> 01:37:21,846 but "Jeanie with the light brown hair". 1781 01:37:21,946 --> 01:37:23,213 You'd be surprised. 1782 01:37:23,313 --> 01:37:26,784 Mr. Nichols started the original five pennies. 1783 01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:28,719 What's five pennies? 1784 01:37:28,819 --> 01:37:30,888 Am I getting that old? 1785 01:37:30,988 --> 01:37:35,092 Is he hip enough to have Benny Goodman or Jimmy Dorsey here? 1786 01:37:35,192 --> 01:37:38,729 Jimmy and Benny used to work in his band. 1787 01:37:38,829 --> 01:37:41,465 Mama, don't put it on too thick. 1788 01:37:41,565 --> 01:37:43,400 Benny Goodman and Jimmy Dorsey? 1789 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:44,835 Well, don't you remember? 1790 01:37:44,935 --> 01:37:48,105 Jimmy Dorsey used to bring you candy and peanuts. 1791 01:37:48,205 --> 01:37:51,375 Was that the same Jimmy Dorsey? 1792 01:37:51,475 --> 01:37:53,778 How did he get so famous? 1793 01:37:53,878 --> 01:37:56,113 He stopped working for peanuts. 1794 01:37:56,213 --> 01:37:59,149 You know who else worked for your father? 1795 01:37:59,249 --> 01:38:01,385 Tommy Dorsey and Charlie Teagarden 1796 01:38:01,485 --> 01:38:03,353 and Glenn Miller and Gene Krupa. 1797 01:38:03,453 --> 01:38:04,755 And Ludwig Von Beethoven. 1798 01:38:04,855 --> 01:38:07,391 Their names are on the labels. 1799 01:38:07,491 --> 01:38:09,126 I'll show you the records. 1800 01:38:09,226 --> 01:38:12,162 How about some punch or cookies or anything? 1801 01:38:12,262 --> 01:38:14,765 Dorothy, don't you really remember? 1802 01:38:14,865 --> 01:38:16,801 I remember he had a band 1803 01:38:16,901 --> 01:38:18,803 and he was pretty good, 1804 01:38:18,903 --> 01:38:21,738 but if he was that good, why did he quit? 1805 01:38:21,839 --> 01:38:26,143 I guess you wouldn't believe that either. 1806 01:38:26,243 --> 01:38:29,379 Come on, let's get a little jive, huh? 1807 01:38:29,479 --> 01:38:31,748 [Swing music plays] 1808 01:38:31,849 --> 01:38:34,584 That sounds like Artie Shaw's band. 1809 01:38:34,684 --> 01:38:36,787 He used to play for Mr. Nichols, too. 1810 01:38:36,887 --> 01:38:40,124 If your father was such a hot-shot bandleader, 1811 01:38:40,224 --> 01:38:43,427 how come he's working with my old man at the shipyard? 1812 01:38:43,527 --> 01:38:44,795 Oh, I don't know. 1813 01:38:44,895 --> 01:38:47,764 My mother's 34 years old. She's getting senile. 1814 01:38:47,865 --> 01:38:50,767 Don't worry. They'll find a drug. 1815 01:38:50,868 --> 01:38:52,803 Well, they'd better hurry. 1816 01:38:52,903 --> 01:38:54,738 [Cheering] 1817 01:38:54,839 --> 01:38:56,073 How about a big hand 1818 01:38:56,173 --> 01:38:58,675 for Glenn Miller and the boys 1819 01:38:58,775 --> 01:39:01,345 for coming down to give us this show? 1820 01:39:01,445 --> 01:39:03,713 And here's Glenn himself. 1821 01:39:03,814 --> 01:39:05,682 [Miller] Thank you. Thanks, fellows. 1822 01:39:05,782 --> 01:39:08,285 Now we'd like to do a real oldie... 1823 01:39:08,385 --> 01:39:10,754 A jazz classic that I used to play 1824 01:39:10,855 --> 01:39:12,489 when I was first trombone 1825 01:39:12,589 --> 01:39:16,326 with red Nichols and the famous five pennies. 1826 01:39:16,426 --> 01:39:17,426 "Indiana". 1827 01:39:17,461 --> 01:39:19,830 [Music plays] 1828 01:39:26,003 --> 01:39:28,172 Hey, Ernie, where are you going? 1829 01:39:28,272 --> 01:39:31,175 I'm going home. It's my daughter's birthday. 1830 01:39:31,275 --> 01:39:33,477 Ain't you staying for the music? 1831 01:39:33,577 --> 01:39:35,312 I've heard it. 1832 01:39:55,565 --> 01:39:59,136 [Music and laughter] 1833 01:40:32,502 --> 01:40:33,603 Hello. 1834 01:40:33,703 --> 01:40:35,405 Hi, daddy. 1835 01:40:35,505 --> 01:40:37,341 Happy birthday. 1836 01:40:37,441 --> 01:40:39,944 Thank you. 1837 01:40:40,044 --> 01:40:42,879 Where did you find those old records? 1838 01:40:42,980 --> 01:40:44,448 In the closet. 1839 01:40:44,548 --> 01:40:48,585 I thought I asked you to throw these out. 1840 01:40:48,685 --> 01:40:50,820 Some of them are pretty funny. 1841 01:40:50,921 --> 01:40:52,156 Yeah, hilarious. 1842 01:40:52,256 --> 01:40:55,125 Was that really you playing that old trumpet? 1843 01:40:55,225 --> 01:40:58,795 The instrument you're referring to is a cornet. 1844 01:40:58,895 --> 01:40:59,964 Cornet! 1845 01:41:00,064 --> 01:41:03,133 They've still got a few of them left 1846 01:41:03,233 --> 01:41:05,102 at the Smithsonian institute 1847 01:41:05,202 --> 01:41:07,271 right next to the dinosaurs. 1848 01:41:07,371 --> 01:41:10,107 They're saving a place for me, too. 1849 01:41:10,207 --> 01:41:12,842 Sure, that was dad playing. I remember. 1850 01:41:12,943 --> 01:41:14,578 And he was good. 1851 01:41:14,678 --> 01:41:16,580 He played just like Harry James. 1852 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:20,450 Harry James plays something like me, only not enough. 1853 01:41:20,550 --> 01:41:21,818 All right. 1854 01:41:21,918 --> 01:41:23,187 We believe you. 1855 01:41:23,287 --> 01:41:25,189 There was bix, there was Louis, 1856 01:41:25,289 --> 01:41:28,158 and there was me, and that was it! 1857 01:41:28,258 --> 01:41:30,961 You and Bix and Louis. I'll remember. 1858 01:41:31,061 --> 01:41:33,363 Just do that, will you, son? 1859 01:41:33,463 --> 01:41:36,533 My father listened to you all the time. 1860 01:41:36,633 --> 01:41:38,935 And he told me all about you. 1861 01:41:39,036 --> 01:41:40,704 Well, that's something. 1862 01:41:40,804 --> 01:41:42,539 He said you were smart 1863 01:41:42,639 --> 01:41:44,908 to get out of the business 1864 01:41:45,009 --> 01:41:47,944 before the parade passed you by. 1865 01:41:48,045 --> 01:41:50,880 I have got a message for your father... 1866 01:41:50,981 --> 01:41:53,917 Except you're not old enough to deliver it. 1867 01:41:54,018 --> 01:41:56,553 Dad, would you like to lie down... 1868 01:41:56,653 --> 01:41:59,823 I'm fine. I wouldn't like anything of the sort. 1869 01:41:59,923 --> 01:42:01,325 Wish I had a horn here. 1870 01:42:01,425 --> 01:42:03,593 I'd show you kids something. 1871 01:42:03,693 --> 01:42:05,429 Will this do? 1872 01:42:06,863 --> 01:42:09,833 My old horn. Where did you find it? 1873 01:42:09,933 --> 01:42:12,202 Tony sent it a long time ago. 1874 01:42:12,302 --> 01:42:15,005 He thought some member of the family 1875 01:42:15,105 --> 01:42:16,540 ought to start playing. 1876 01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:18,675 He did, huh? 1877 01:42:37,527 --> 01:42:39,163 [Hits sour note] 1878 01:42:39,263 --> 01:42:42,866 I've got some homework to do. See you tomorrow. 1879 01:42:42,966 --> 01:42:45,202 Don't you want to stay? 1880 01:42:45,302 --> 01:42:49,239 You don't have to go now, do you? 1881 01:42:49,339 --> 01:42:51,775 Is he always like this? 1882 01:43:03,220 --> 01:43:04,388 Idiotville, USA, 1883 01:43:04,488 --> 01:43:07,824 and the brown derby is the capital. 1884 01:43:07,924 --> 01:43:10,227 You promised for our anniversary 1885 01:43:10,327 --> 01:43:13,230 you'd take me anywhere I wanted to go. 1886 01:43:13,330 --> 01:43:15,865 It's a long time since we went out... 1887 01:43:15,965 --> 01:43:17,234 Isn't that Bob hope? 1888 01:43:17,334 --> 01:43:20,204 He can't afford to eat here, either. 1889 01:43:20,304 --> 01:43:23,173 Let's sit where the movie stars are. 1890 01:43:23,273 --> 01:43:25,175 What about under the table? 1891 01:43:25,275 --> 01:43:28,445 If you knew how I hated these places. 1892 01:43:28,545 --> 01:43:29,813 Table for three? 1893 01:43:29,913 --> 01:43:31,248 The name, please. 1894 01:43:31,348 --> 01:43:32,582 Nichols. Loring nobody Nichols. 1895 01:43:32,682 --> 01:43:35,819 I'm sorry. There's a half an hour wait. 1896 01:43:35,919 --> 01:43:37,787 Could I try another name? 1897 01:43:37,887 --> 01:43:40,224 You have to wait like anybody else. 1898 01:43:40,324 --> 01:43:43,493 Hey, red. Paisan. Can it be you? 1899 01:43:43,593 --> 01:43:44,928 Hello, Tony. 1900 01:43:45,028 --> 01:43:47,797 You don't see a guy for seven years, 1901 01:43:47,897 --> 01:43:50,200 and that's the best you can do? 1902 01:43:50,300 --> 01:43:51,835 Not even a handshake? 1903 01:43:51,935 --> 01:43:53,203 Hello, Tony. 1904 01:43:53,303 --> 01:43:55,239 That's what I call a handshake. 1905 01:43:55,339 --> 01:43:56,873 Hello, Mr. Valani. 1906 01:43:56,973 --> 01:43:59,509 Dorothy. Come sit at my table. 1907 01:43:59,609 --> 01:44:00,610 It's all right, Lou. 1908 01:44:00,710 --> 01:44:03,813 I'm handling bands now for the Morris office. 1909 01:44:03,913 --> 01:44:05,815 They pick up the checks 1910 01:44:05,915 --> 01:44:07,851 and I spend my time eating. 1911 01:44:07,951 --> 01:44:09,219 That's fine. 1912 01:44:09,319 --> 01:44:12,222 I don't hear from you for years, 1913 01:44:12,322 --> 01:44:14,824 and just today I was talking 1914 01:44:14,924 --> 01:44:17,127 to the big boys about you. 1915 01:44:17,227 --> 01:44:19,596 This music business needs another red Nichols. 1916 01:44:19,696 --> 01:44:22,799 If they can't find a hole in the head. 1917 01:44:22,899 --> 01:44:25,335 How come the table is set for four? 1918 01:44:25,435 --> 01:44:27,204 You expecting the Andrews sisters? 1919 01:44:27,304 --> 01:44:30,540 As for you, you don't even like movie stars. 1920 01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:31,841 It's a plot. 1921 01:44:31,941 --> 01:44:34,644 Tony was in town, so I called him. 1922 01:44:34,744 --> 01:44:37,647 I can't start you off at Carnegie hall, 1923 01:44:37,747 --> 01:44:40,884 but there's a club on Ventura boulevard. 1924 01:44:40,984 --> 01:44:42,252 It's a beginning. 1925 01:44:42,352 --> 01:44:44,288 Not for me. Let's go, baby. 1926 01:44:44,388 --> 01:44:45,855 Red, what's the matter? 1927 01:44:45,955 --> 01:44:49,226 That's another guy you're talking about. Just forget it! 1928 01:44:49,326 --> 01:44:51,861 Hey, red. Where have you been? 1929 01:44:51,961 --> 01:44:54,231 Hi, Jimmy. Hello, Glenn. 1930 01:44:54,331 --> 01:44:56,466 And Bobbie. Is that Dorothy? 1931 01:44:56,566 --> 01:44:57,834 It is. 1932 01:44:57,934 --> 01:45:00,204 What are you doing with Tony? 1933 01:45:00,304 --> 01:45:02,239 Are you out of the music business? 1934 01:45:02,339 --> 01:45:04,874 Oh, no, we're just passing through 1935 01:45:04,974 --> 01:45:06,876 on my way to Hawaii. 1936 01:45:06,976 --> 01:45:08,245 Yeah, I'm retired. 1937 01:45:08,345 --> 01:45:10,747 Just sit at home clipping coupons. 1938 01:45:10,847 --> 01:45:14,117 I never knew any union member ever made it. 1939 01:45:14,218 --> 01:45:16,119 You're looking at one, Jimmy. 1940 01:45:16,220 --> 01:45:18,822 I've got to see my broker. 1941 01:45:18,922 --> 01:45:20,657 How about some food? 1942 01:45:20,757 --> 01:45:21,991 No, thanks. 1943 01:45:22,091 --> 01:45:23,260 Mr. Dorsey. 1944 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,861 Whoop, I got it. 1945 01:45:24,961 --> 01:45:26,196 Let me have it! 1946 01:45:26,296 --> 01:45:28,265 I can handle it, fellows. 1947 01:45:28,365 --> 01:45:31,235 Jimmy, the next time some lush asks you 1948 01:45:31,335 --> 01:45:34,103 to play melancholy baby just one more time, 1949 01:45:34,204 --> 01:45:36,273 and you're breaking your backs 1950 01:45:36,373 --> 01:45:39,209 on those one-nighters in the sticks, 1951 01:45:39,309 --> 01:45:42,479 just remember the old redhead who made it. 1952 01:45:42,579 --> 01:45:43,880 Sure enough. 1953 01:45:43,980 --> 01:45:45,249 So long, slaves. 1954 01:45:45,349 --> 01:45:46,483 Good to see you. 1955 01:45:46,583 --> 01:45:48,352 - Take care. - So long, red. 1956 01:45:58,962 --> 01:46:00,230 That's a great future 1957 01:46:00,330 --> 01:46:03,233 you and Tony figured out for me. 1958 01:46:03,333 --> 01:46:05,201 Hotlips Nichols, at my age. 1959 01:46:05,302 --> 01:46:09,473 You've got everything in this sandwich but the dog. 1960 01:46:11,375 --> 01:46:13,877 Blowing my brains out in some nightclub. 1961 01:46:13,977 --> 01:46:15,645 Build any good ships lately? 1962 01:46:15,745 --> 01:46:18,248 Now, you know the music business. 1963 01:46:18,348 --> 01:46:20,250 It's a lot different now. 1964 01:46:20,350 --> 01:46:22,018 People don't want my music anymore. 1965 01:46:22,118 --> 01:46:25,622 I've been waiting for you to punish yourself enough 1966 01:46:25,722 --> 01:46:30,226 so you could go back to what makes you happy. 1967 01:46:30,327 --> 01:46:32,996 But you've been punishing yourself so long, 1968 01:46:33,096 --> 01:46:34,631 you're beginning to like it. 1969 01:46:34,731 --> 01:46:36,933 Where's the wonderful lunatic I married? 1970 01:46:37,033 --> 01:46:38,234 That was ages ago. 1971 01:46:38,335 --> 01:46:41,271 I don't know if you'll be good or terrible. 1972 01:46:41,371 --> 01:46:44,007 I just want you out of that shipyard 1973 01:46:44,107 --> 01:46:45,409 before we lose the war. 1974 01:46:45,509 --> 01:46:48,244 I'm beginning to think I've lost mine. 1975 01:46:48,345 --> 01:46:50,246 You can sleep in that sandwich. 1976 01:46:50,347 --> 01:46:52,916 Pull the rye bread over you. 1977 01:47:07,731 --> 01:47:11,368 I'm not going to start over again like I was 18! 1978 01:47:11,468 --> 01:47:14,037 That's not for me. 1979 01:47:20,344 --> 01:47:21,645 None of us are as young 1980 01:47:21,745 --> 01:47:23,980 as we used to be, you know. 1981 01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:27,651 Except your mother, of course. She's about 4 1/2. 1982 01:47:27,751 --> 01:47:31,988 Dad, why did you quit the music business? 1983 01:47:33,723 --> 01:47:35,625 I forget. 1984 01:47:40,364 --> 01:47:44,501 I guess I never even said thank you. 1985 01:47:47,371 --> 01:47:50,907 I can remember so many things now. 1986 01:47:51,007 --> 01:47:52,275 So can I, baby... 1987 01:47:52,376 --> 01:47:55,412 The ice age and the big flood 1988 01:47:55,512 --> 01:47:58,782 and Noah waving me aboard. 1989 01:48:01,618 --> 01:48:03,286 Daddy? 1990 01:48:03,387 --> 01:48:06,756 Would it be too tough for you... 1991 01:48:06,856 --> 01:48:11,260 To try and pick up where you left off? 1992 01:48:11,361 --> 01:48:14,831 You want to know the truth? 1993 01:48:15,765 --> 01:48:18,267 Yes, it would be too tough. 1994 01:48:18,368 --> 01:48:21,671 My lip's gone, honey. I've laid off too long. 1995 01:48:21,771 --> 01:48:24,674 And when that happens to a horn player, 1996 01:48:24,774 --> 01:48:26,610 it just never comes back. 1997 01:48:26,710 --> 01:48:28,845 It... well, in my case, anyway, 1998 01:48:28,945 --> 01:48:32,281 it would be... Just impossible, that's all. 1999 01:48:32,382 --> 01:48:34,050 When I talked like that 2000 01:48:34,150 --> 01:48:38,187 you threw a hot blanket on me, right on this table. 2001 01:48:38,287 --> 01:48:41,257 There's a lot of your mother in you. 2002 01:48:41,357 --> 01:48:44,027 You don't understand any better than she does. 2003 01:48:44,127 --> 01:48:47,063 These fellows I started in the band business 2004 01:48:47,163 --> 01:48:51,668 are all big-time bandleaders now. Benny, Glenn, Jimmy. 2005 01:48:51,768 --> 01:48:54,638 They'd be laughing up their sleeves at me. 2006 01:48:54,738 --> 01:48:59,976 "There was one kid on our block, Meyer the crier." 2007 01:49:04,013 --> 01:49:05,882 Good night, Meyer. 2008 01:49:13,490 --> 01:49:17,393 Some of the kids still laugh at me. 2009 01:49:34,878 --> 01:49:38,982 [Plays scales] 2010 01:49:47,056 --> 01:49:48,558 [Hits sour note] 2011 01:49:48,658 --> 01:49:50,326 Well, good night. 2012 01:49:50,426 --> 01:49:52,862 Good night, dear. 2013 01:49:56,065 --> 01:49:59,435 [Continues to play] 2014 01:50:28,031 --> 01:50:29,298 Hey, Tony, 2015 01:50:29,398 --> 01:50:32,301 feast your eyes on this mammoth opening. 2016 01:50:32,401 --> 01:50:35,338 My name outside certainly pulled them in, 2017 01:50:35,438 --> 01:50:36,706 didn't it? 2018 01:50:36,806 --> 01:50:39,275 You can shoot a Cannon out there. 2019 01:50:39,375 --> 01:50:41,344 It's still pretty early, yet. 2020 01:50:41,444 --> 01:50:43,079 Nah, it's awful late. 2021 01:50:43,179 --> 01:50:46,650 I thought a couple of fellow dinosaurs would show up, 2022 01:50:46,750 --> 01:50:51,020 only to see how long it took me to crack my lip. 2023 01:50:52,188 --> 01:50:55,058 I guess fans forget pretty good, don't they? 2024 01:50:55,158 --> 01:50:58,061 Hey, paison, you've got two fans out there 2025 01:50:58,161 --> 01:51:02,298 that I'd give all the willing waitresses in hoboken for. 2026 01:51:02,398 --> 01:51:04,701 What do you care if nobody shows up? 2027 01:51:04,801 --> 01:51:06,736 Go out and play for them. 2028 01:51:06,836 --> 01:51:09,438 Ask if they got some cotton 2029 01:51:09,539 --> 01:51:12,308 with witch Hazel on it for my lip. 2030 01:51:12,408 --> 01:51:14,310 I never told you this before, 2031 01:51:14,410 --> 01:51:17,080 but all the time I was having fun 2032 01:51:17,180 --> 01:51:21,084 and you were tied down with your companion and baby? 2033 01:51:21,184 --> 01:51:25,354 I thought you were the luckiest guy in the world... 2034 01:51:25,454 --> 01:51:27,090 And I still think so. 2035 01:51:27,190 --> 01:51:30,093 Look at me. $150 suits. Shoes from England. 2036 01:51:30,193 --> 01:51:33,296 Closets full of everything, including dames. 2037 01:51:33,396 --> 01:51:36,733 What am I trying to prove? Tell me. 2038 01:51:36,833 --> 01:51:38,702 Next time I go east, 2039 01:51:38,802 --> 01:51:41,337 maybe I'll stop off in Brooklyn. 2040 01:51:41,437 --> 01:51:42,839 Who knows? 2041 01:51:42,939 --> 01:51:47,010 I guess I'll go out and keep the kids company. 2042 01:51:47,110 --> 01:51:48,812 Yeah. 2043 01:52:00,223 --> 01:52:04,327 [Music plays] 2044 01:52:18,808 --> 01:52:22,912 He's been practicing two solid months. 2045 01:52:26,816 --> 01:52:31,220 ["Won't you come home, bill Bailey?" Plays] 2046 01:52:35,224 --> 01:52:37,694 [Applause] 2047 01:52:43,099 --> 01:52:45,268 ♪ Won't you come home, bill Bailey? ♪ 2048 01:52:45,368 --> 01:52:46,736 ♪ Won't you come home? 2049 01:52:46,836 --> 01:52:50,907 ♪ I'm feelin' all alone 2050 01:52:51,007 --> 01:52:53,376 ♪ now, I know I'm to blame ♪ 2051 01:52:53,476 --> 01:52:54,978 ♪ Ain't that a shame? 2052 01:52:55,078 --> 01:52:57,714 ♪ Bill Bailey, won't you please come home? ♪ 2053 01:52:57,814 --> 01:53:02,151 Joseph Haydn, why didn't you come out sooner? 2054 01:53:12,228 --> 01:53:15,732 Bobbie, why don't you come up here? 2055 01:53:15,832 --> 01:53:18,301 I'd like to have the whole band. 2056 01:53:18,401 --> 01:53:20,369 Go on, Bobbie. Go on. 2057 01:53:20,469 --> 01:53:22,338 You come, too. 2058 01:53:22,438 --> 01:53:24,140 [Red] Ladies and gentlemen, 2059 01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:28,344 our society chanteuse, miss Bobbie Meredith. 2060 01:53:36,820 --> 01:53:38,521 Aren't they wonderful? 2061 01:53:38,621 --> 01:53:42,325 Yeah. Someday they'll all be working for me. 2062 01:53:42,425 --> 01:53:44,360 Come on, Bobbie. Belt it out. 2063 01:53:44,460 --> 01:53:45,695 [Applause] 2064 01:53:45,795 --> 01:53:49,132 I don't think I can. I'm misty-eyed tonight. 2065 01:53:49,232 --> 01:53:52,135 I've got a surprise for you, too. 2066 01:53:52,235 --> 01:53:55,671 You... oh, you couldn't be. 2067 01:53:55,772 --> 01:53:57,741 Show me the rabbit. 2068 01:53:57,841 --> 01:53:59,508 Now you turn around. 2069 01:53:59,608 --> 01:54:01,444 All right. 2070 01:54:26,870 --> 01:54:29,939 May I have this dance? 2071 01:54:34,243 --> 01:54:38,714 ♪ This little penny is to wish on ♪ 2072 01:54:38,815 --> 01:54:43,953 ♪ And make your wishes come true ♪ 2073 01:54:44,053 --> 01:54:48,892 ♪ This little penny is to dream on ♪ 2074 01:54:48,992 --> 01:54:52,996 ♪ Dream of all you can do ♪ 2075 01:54:54,163 --> 01:54:59,402 ♪ This little penny is a dancing penny ♪ 2076 01:54:59,502 --> 01:55:03,306 ♪ See how it glitters and it glows ♪ 2077 01:55:03,406 --> 01:55:06,943 ♪ As bright as a whistle ♪ 2078 01:55:07,043 --> 01:55:08,945 ♪ Light as a thistle 2079 01:55:09,045 --> 01:55:10,914 ♪ quick... 2080 01:55:14,483 --> 01:55:19,022 ♪ this little penny is to laugh on ♪ 2081 01:55:19,122 --> 01:55:23,692 ♪ To see that tears never fall ♪ 2082 01:55:23,793 --> 01:55:28,898 ♪ This little penny is the last little penny ♪ 2083 01:55:28,998 --> 01:55:33,937 ♪ And most important of all ♪ 2084 01:55:34,037 --> 01:55:38,374 ♪ For this penny is to love on ♪ 2085 01:55:38,474 --> 01:55:43,179 ♪ And where love is, heaven is there ♪ 2086 01:55:43,279 --> 01:55:46,015 ♪ So with just five pennies ♪ 2087 01:55:46,115 --> 01:55:48,784 ♪ If they're these five pennies ♪ 2088 01:55:48,885 --> 01:55:50,786 ♪ You'll be a millionaire ♪ 2089 01:55:50,887 --> 01:55:52,889 That's enough, baby. 2090 01:55:55,658 --> 01:55:56,893 Put me down. 2091 01:55:56,993 --> 01:55:59,362 I can stand on my own two feet now. 2092 01:55:59,462 --> 01:56:01,164 So can I, my darling. 2093 01:56:01,264 --> 01:56:05,068 - Ala kazam kazam kazam. - Ala kazam kazam kazam. 2094 01:56:05,168 --> 01:56:07,904 Give me my horn, Tony. 2095 01:56:14,243 --> 01:56:18,447 [Plays the battle hymn of the Republic] 2096 01:56:31,895 --> 01:56:33,729 [Applause] 2097 01:56:33,829 --> 01:56:37,133 [Cheering] 2098 01:56:46,976 --> 01:56:50,446 [Cheers and applause]142297