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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,364 [John] The main thing to remember 2 00:00:10,397 --> 00:00:12,836 is that Malcolm is a dishonest bastard. 3 00:00:12,869 --> 00:00:15,107 To be fair, he did put me in the band. 4 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,744 [John] To be fair, I got you in the band 5 00:00:16,777 --> 00:00:20,417 by playing Malcolm at his own devious game. 6 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,522 And now we must ally against him, 7 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:26,162 lest we get shafted like Glen, may he rest in peace. 8 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:29,068 Look, I hold it up, it just flops down. 9 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:31,473 He offered to give me lessons. 10 00:00:31,507 --> 00:00:33,143 Who? 11 00:00:33,176 --> 00:00:35,281 Glen, R.I.P. 12 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:37,519 I told him to fuck off. 13 00:00:37,552 --> 00:00:39,222 [Laughs] 14 00:00:39,255 --> 00:00:41,494 You do realise you will need to learn to play. 15 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:43,831 Not really. How come yours sticks up like that? 16 00:00:43,864 --> 00:00:46,336 What do you mean, "Not really"? 17 00:00:46,369 --> 00:00:47,572 Use lacquer. 18 00:00:47,605 --> 00:00:49,643 No one cares what you sound like, 19 00:00:49,676 --> 00:00:51,647 it's what you look like that matters. 20 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,651 Is it effective, then, lacquer? 21 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:55,187 Course it's effective! 22 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:57,258 Remember my mum's beehive? 23 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,530 It was like St. Paul's Cathedral. 24 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:01,701 She kept actual bees in it. 25 00:01:01,734 --> 00:01:03,838 You can't be a Sex Pistol if you can't play. 26 00:01:03,871 --> 00:01:06,309 You can't sing. Why should I play? 27 00:01:06,342 --> 00:01:07,813 Can I have some of your mum's lacquer, then, please? 28 00:01:07,846 --> 00:01:09,683 I can sing! 29 00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:11,319 Somewhat. 30 00:01:11,352 --> 00:01:13,691 And I don't use lacquer. It's too sticky. 31 00:01:13,724 --> 00:01:15,628 Can we stop talking about your hair 32 00:01:15,661 --> 00:01:17,198 and talk about Malcolm? 33 00:01:17,231 --> 00:01:20,739 He wants to change the title of my song "No Future" 34 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:21,874 to "God Save The Queen". 35 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,578 If it's not lacquer, what is it? 36 00:01:23,611 --> 00:01:25,548 Can you stop talking about your hair? 37 00:01:25,581 --> 00:01:27,753 Can you stop talking about Malcolm 38 00:01:27,786 --> 00:01:30,357 and song names and the bass guitar? 39 00:01:31,727 --> 00:01:33,631 You're making me nervous. 40 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:36,269 What are you nervous about? 41 00:01:36,302 --> 00:01:38,407 I'm supposed to be a Sex Pistol, 42 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,611 but I can't play anything. 43 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,320 And now my fucking hair won't even stand up. 44 00:01:45,353 --> 00:01:47,526 [Gunshot] 45 00:01:47,559 --> 00:01:50,130 [♪ Brass band plays march] 46 00:01:54,773 --> 00:01:56,610 [Boy] The fucking view is fucking vile 47 00:01:56,643 --> 00:01:57,946 For fucking miles and fucking miles 48 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,550 The fucking babies fucking cry 49 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:01,186 The fucking flowers fucking die 50 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:02,522 The fucking food is fucking muck 51 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,158 The fucking drains are fucking fucked 52 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,562 The colour scheme is fucking brown 53 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:07,164 Everywhere in chicken town 54 00:02:07,197 --> 00:02:08,568 The fucking pies are fucking old 55 00:02:08,601 --> 00:02:09,837 The fucking chips are fucking cold 56 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,473 The fucking beer is fucking flat 57 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,210 The fucking flats have fucking rats 58 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:14,580 The fucking clocks are fucking wrong 59 00:02:14,613 --> 00:02:15,782 The fucking days are fucking long 60 00:02:15,815 --> 00:02:17,485 It fucking gets you fucking down 61 00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:18,888 Evidently chicken town 62 00:02:18,921 --> 00:02:22,729 This is the most famous photograph of the Queen. 63 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:25,267 - It's on the stamps! - That's right, darling. 64 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,739 [Chuckles] You put a safety pin in her nose. 65 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,877 - [Joe] Is it for a new stamp? - [Ben] No, stupid. 66 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:31,312 We're taking the piss. 67 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:33,818 - Oh... - Oh, pet. 68 00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:36,757 - It's brilliant. - Happy Jubilee, Your Madge! 69 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,732 [Sid] Pling-pling-pling, pling-pling-pling... 70 00:02:40,765 --> 00:02:42,334 - Pling, pling... - Pling! 71 00:02:42,367 --> 00:02:44,305 Pling-pling-pling-pling, pling-pling-pling-pling... 72 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,211 Pling-pling, pling-pling! Like that? 73 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:48,881 Something reminds me of being ill. 74 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:51,654 Concentrate on the lesson, Jonesy. 75 00:02:51,687 --> 00:02:54,191 Yes, Jonesy. Concentrate. 76 00:02:58,567 --> 00:03:02,308 Vicks VapoRub. You're wearing Vicks VapoRub. 77 00:03:02,341 --> 00:03:04,780 You put it on your chest if you've got a cold. 78 00:03:04,813 --> 00:03:06,784 - Want some? - I haven't got a cold. 79 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:09,823 I haven't got it on my chest. I've got it in my hair. 80 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,895 It's just sticky enough to make it stand up. 81 00:03:13,931 --> 00:03:15,635 It's his beauty secret. 82 00:03:15,668 --> 00:03:18,908 - Not a secret anymore. - You should try it, Jonesy. 83 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:21,479 - Your hair's shit. - Oh, joy! 84 00:03:21,513 --> 00:03:23,316 Now that Glen's R.I.P., 85 00:03:23,349 --> 00:03:24,787 Steve can be butt of the hair jokes. 86 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,690 - Fuck off! - [Sid and John laughing] 87 00:03:26,723 --> 00:03:28,861 - [Steve] Pay attention! - [Sid] I paid attention. 88 00:03:28,894 --> 00:03:31,466 It goes, plinky-plinky-plinky-plink, 89 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,669 plink, plink, plink, like that. 90 00:03:32,702 --> 00:03:34,807 No! It's plinky-plinky-plinky-plinky, 91 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,342 plink, plink, plink! 92 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,583 No! It's... Look, there's no plinky-plinky-plinky. 93 00:03:39,616 --> 00:03:42,021 It's bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam! 94 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:44,258 Don't tickle it, punch it! 95 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,394 [Groans] 96 00:03:45,427 --> 00:03:46,764 Oi, shit! 97 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:48,768 What the fuck? That's my guitar! 98 00:03:48,801 --> 00:03:51,773 It's your skull you should be worried about, not your banjo! 99 00:03:53,677 --> 00:03:56,517 - Ladies, please! - Shit! 100 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:59,021 [Groaning, grunting] 101 00:03:59,054 --> 00:04:00,724 Ugh! 102 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,697 That was great! 103 00:04:06,603 --> 00:04:09,643 What is wrong with you? 104 00:04:09,676 --> 00:04:12,748 I like it when people fight back instead of ignoring you. 105 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,288 Ugh! 106 00:04:23,771 --> 00:04:25,741 - Is that right? - [Steve] Not really. 107 00:04:28,012 --> 00:04:29,883 But it might actually be better. 108 00:04:30,585 --> 00:04:32,053 Do it again. 109 00:04:33,724 --> 00:04:35,460 Give us 'A'. 110 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:39,503 Keep playing. 111 00:04:39,536 --> 00:04:40,571 Ugh! 112 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,493 ♪ God save the Queen 113 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:54,566 ♪ The fascist regime 114 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:59,610 ♪ They made you a moron 115 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:00,945 ♪ Potential H-bomb 116 00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:03,917 ♪ God save the Queen 117 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:07,390 ♪ She ain't no human being 118 00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,865 ♪ There is no future 119 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,907 ♪ In England's dreaming 120 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:17,144 ♪ Don't be told about what you want 121 00:05:17,177 --> 00:05:20,618 ♪ And don't be told about what you need 122 00:05:20,651 --> 00:05:23,891 - ♪ There's no future, no future - [Indistinct arguing] 123 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,897 ♪ No future for you 124 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:29,001 ♪ God save the Queen 125 00:05:29,869 --> 00:05:32,107 ♪ We mean it, man 126 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:36,115 ♪ We love our Queen... ♪ 127 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:37,986 Ladies and gentlemen of the press, 128 00:05:38,019 --> 00:05:40,824 let me introduce to you the Sex Pistols. 129 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:44,098 [Photographer] Johnny, Johnny, 130 00:05:44,131 --> 00:05:45,835 can I get one of you and the lads? 131 00:05:45,868 --> 00:05:49,041 You can see them signing their new contract from A&M Records. 132 00:05:49,074 --> 00:05:50,744 ♪ Is not what she seems 133 00:05:51,747 --> 00:05:53,083 ♪ Oh, God save history... ♪ 134 00:05:53,116 --> 00:05:55,087 [Malcolm] And on the bass guitar, 135 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,726 their newest member, Mister Sidney Vicious. 136 00:05:57,759 --> 00:05:59,863 ♪ Oh, Lord, Lord have mercy... ♪ 137 00:05:59,896 --> 00:06:01,634 Hello, everybody. 138 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,738 ♪ All crimes are paid... ♪ 139 00:06:03,771 --> 00:06:06,008 If you just sign here, Mr Cook. 140 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,479 We love the crew. 141 00:06:09,916 --> 00:06:12,722 There you are, Mr Vicious. 142 00:06:12,755 --> 00:06:15,862 ♪ We're the future, your future 143 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:18,801 - ♪ God save the Queen - [Indistinct chattering] 144 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,740 ♪ We mean it, man 145 00:06:21,773 --> 00:06:23,577 ♪ We love our Queen 146 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:26,916 ♪ God save... ♪ 147 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,054 Cheerio! 148 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,145 What are you being sick for? 149 00:06:42,247 --> 00:06:44,184 ♪ God save the Queen 150 00:06:45,053 --> 00:06:47,457 ♪ We mean it, man 151 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:51,032 ♪ There is no future 152 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:54,004 ♪ In England's dreaming 153 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,512 ♪ No future 154 00:06:57,545 --> 00:07:00,618 ♪ No future 155 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:05,193 ♪ No future for you 156 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:07,164 ♪ There's no future 157 00:07:07,197 --> 00:07:10,470 ♪ No future for you ♪ 158 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:15,948 - [Shouting, cheering] - [Woman] Sid! 159 00:07:15,981 --> 00:07:18,085 [Man] Over here! 160 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,994 We've made a terrible mistake. 161 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:24,766 What? No, look, they love him. 162 00:07:24,799 --> 00:07:27,204 This isn't love. 163 00:07:27,237 --> 00:07:29,275 This is appetite. 164 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:30,878 They'll eat him. 165 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:33,083 [John] Our wonderful manager wanted us to write a song 166 00:07:33,116 --> 00:07:36,222 about bondage and discipline 167 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:40,030 to publicise his funny little shop. 168 00:07:40,063 --> 00:07:43,737 So, we wrote a song about submission. 169 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,545 A sub-marine mission. 170 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:52,220 He didn't get the joke. 171 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:56,864 I did get the joke. 172 00:07:56,897 --> 00:07:59,101 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh 173 00:07:59,134 --> 00:08:01,706 ♪ Ooh, ooh... 174 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:13,631 ♪ I'm on a submarine mission for you, baby 175 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:17,539 ♪ I feel the way you were going 176 00:08:17,572 --> 00:08:21,580 ♪ I picked you up on my TV screen 177 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:25,655 ♪ I feel your undercurrent flowing 178 00:08:25,688 --> 00:08:29,729 ♪ Submission 179 00:08:29,762 --> 00:08:33,938 ♪ Going down, down, dragging me down 180 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:38,647 ♪ Submission 181 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:43,089 ♪ I can't tell ya what I've found 182 00:08:48,032 --> 00:08:51,171 ♪ Well, it's a mystery 183 00:08:53,744 --> 00:08:55,948 ♪ Under the sea 184 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:58,186 ♪ In the water 185 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:00,758 ♪ I wanna share it ♪ 186 00:09:12,247 --> 00:09:14,051 Sorry, this is the boys' toilets. 187 00:09:14,084 --> 00:09:15,755 [She chuckles] 188 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,391 Nancy. 189 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:20,030 It's really good to meet you. 190 00:09:20,063 --> 00:09:24,004 Um, could you guys maybe give me a ride? 191 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,910 [Nancy] So, Richard and I... 192 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:30,116 Richard Hell I mean, of The Voidoids, 193 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:32,856 previously of The Heartbreakers. 194 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:35,795 Do you know The Heartbreakers, like, with Johnny Thunders? 195 00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,199 Used to be in The New York Dolls. Yeah. 196 00:09:38,232 --> 00:09:41,840 Anyway, he decided The Heartbreakers sucked, 197 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,713 so hence therefore The Voidoids. 198 00:09:44,746 --> 00:09:48,052 He practically invented punk rock as you know, 199 00:09:48,085 --> 00:09:50,925 especially the whole spiky hair thing. 200 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,797 Oh, please! 201 00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,404 Anyway, the main point being, Richard and I are very close, 202 00:09:57,437 --> 00:09:59,408 very, very close. 203 00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:02,047 Now, Boogie, we're going to Denmark Street. 204 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,653 We're going here. You can go to Denmark Street. 205 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,857 But I haven't finished telling the guys about Richard. 206 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,928 - You can tell me later. - Driver, could you just wait? 207 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:11,766 No! Boogie's got to boogie. Don't you, Boogie? 208 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:13,904 - Yeah. - Yeah? 209 00:10:13,937 --> 00:10:15,240 I've got to boogie. 210 00:10:15,273 --> 00:10:17,946 OK! You don't need to shout at me. 211 00:10:17,979 --> 00:10:20,150 Thank you. Thank you for the ride. 212 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:22,655 It was really nice to meet you. 213 00:10:27,063 --> 00:10:30,303 So... [Chuckles nervously] What do we do now? 214 00:10:31,405 --> 00:10:34,913 Mm... What do you wanna do now? 215 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,717 [Both laughing] 216 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,720 Uh... whatever you want. 217 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:41,693 Thanks for popping in, by the way. 218 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:43,797 Sorry it's such a mess. 219 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,735 Gimme one minute. 220 00:10:45,768 --> 00:10:48,205 [She chuckles] Sid... 221 00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:53,717 Have you ever done this before? 222 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,823 Done what before? We haven't done anything yet. 223 00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:01,331 Oh, my God! 224 00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:07,912 You are a virgin. 225 00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:12,387 This is kind of exciting for me. 226 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:18,299 - [Sid] And for me. - [She chuckles] 227 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:20,738 [Nancy] Hey, do you want to, um... 228 00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:23,242 like, shoot up before we... 229 00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:26,015 [Both chuckling] 230 00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:27,952 I have done that before. 231 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,056 - Really? - Yeah. 232 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,996 [Nancy] I thought London was all, like, blow and speed. 233 00:11:33,029 --> 00:11:36,235 [Sid] No, my Mum gave me a hit for my 14th birthday. 234 00:11:41,846 --> 00:11:43,950 Are you OK? Mm, whoa. 235 00:11:49,261 --> 00:11:51,331 [♪ Distorted music playing] 236 00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:12,073 [♪ Distorted lyrics] 237 00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:18,052 [Malcolm] The Jubilee celebrates 25 years 238 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,290 of good old Queen Elizabeth looking down on us. 239 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,129 If we take the piss out of the Jubilee, 240 00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:26,068 we become the story instead of her. 241 00:12:26,101 --> 00:12:29,174 And after the Jubilee, the song's forgotten. 242 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,381 [Malcolm] No, our "God Save The Queen" 243 00:12:32,414 --> 00:12:36,022 will be a national anthem for a brand new country, 244 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,827 a country founded on fury. 245 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:41,432 [Nancy] Speaking as an American, 246 00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:46,042 I find the whole royalty thing very, very enchanting. 247 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,446 Shut up! 248 00:12:48,479 --> 00:12:52,020 - I was just saying. - This is a band meeting. 249 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,861 If you are not in the band, 250 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,998 you are banned. 251 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,369 Understand? 252 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,211 You have a wonderful way with words. 253 00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,014 Has anyone ever told you that? 254 00:13:07,183 --> 00:13:08,921 I will now leave. 255 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,993 The song is called "No Future". 256 00:13:15,901 --> 00:13:17,037 Fuck! 257 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:18,974 Lying fuck! 258 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,414 He's only gone and called it "God Save The Fucking Queen". 259 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:24,619 My Nancy's a fucking queen. 260 00:13:24,652 --> 00:13:26,355 "God Save The Queen" will get us noticed. 261 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,992 Cheap publicity! 262 00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:30,196 No one will buy the record if they don't know about it. 263 00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:31,365 I don't care. 264 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:34,071 I do. I agree with Jonesy for once. 265 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,473 We gotta be notorious. 266 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,146 But the song's not about the Queen. 267 00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:41,118 It's about how our generation has no future. 268 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:43,590 We made this. 269 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,061 We made it. Look at it. 270 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,201 It's fucking beautiful. 271 00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:51,606 To be fair, Glen R.I.P. made it. 272 00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:56,082 But I look loads better playing. 273 00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:58,318 No one can argue with that, Sid. 274 00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:04,899 Before I was in this band, 275 00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:07,270 I never listened to the words of songs. 276 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,378 You made me listen. 277 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,484 John. 278 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:17,090 I really... 279 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,198 ...hate to say this, but, uh... 280 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,909 ...you are a fucking genius. 281 00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:34,257 Would you like to meet my mum? 282 00:14:42,373 --> 00:14:44,444 [♪ "God Save The Queen" playing] 283 00:14:44,477 --> 00:14:47,017 Do you have a cold, John? You smell of Vicks. 284 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,554 - Oh, it's... - It's his hair. 285 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,993 Everyone just shush! Please! 286 00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:54,966 ♪ God save the Queen 287 00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:57,037 ♪ The fascist regime... ♪ 288 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,674 [Laughs] 289 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:01,278 You're gonna be strung up for treason. 290 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:04,017 Oh, so, it's not that "God Save The Queen". 291 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,255 It's your own version. 292 00:15:06,288 --> 00:15:08,626 I wanted to call it "No Future". 293 00:15:10,129 --> 00:15:12,434 No, "God Save The Queen". 294 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:16,510 It's more... noticeable. 295 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,114 ♪ Don't be told about what you want 296 00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:20,684 ♪ And don't be told... ♪ 297 00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,522 Well, I'll put the kettle on. 298 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,993 - ♪ There's no future, no future - Hmm? Hmm? 299 00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:27,564 - Look, it's got my name on it. - ♪ No future for you ♪ 300 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,336 Your mum and dad are nice. 301 00:15:30,369 --> 00:15:32,140 Let's go round yours. 302 00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:35,079 - Nah. - Are you ashamed of us? 303 00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:36,182 No, they won't be home. 304 00:15:36,215 --> 00:15:37,518 Then we'll just leave 'em a record. 305 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,421 I wanna go to the Jonesy gaff. 306 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,358 ♪ Let's all go to Jonesy's! 307 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,764 ♪ Let's all go to Jonesy's! Da-da-da-da ♪ 308 00:15:43,797 --> 00:15:45,266 Look, it's just a quick in and out. 309 00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:47,304 Leave it for 'em. It's no big deal. 310 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,141 Are we going or what? 311 00:15:49,174 --> 00:15:51,011 - Yeah, fuck it! - Fucking hurry up! 312 00:16:01,164 --> 00:16:03,236 Hello? 313 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:05,340 - I'll leave it... - Might as well look around. 314 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:07,010 Hold on! 315 00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:08,613 Let's have a butcher's. 316 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:12,387 - What's in here? - That's my bedroom. 317 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:15,126 Is this your bedroom? 318 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:18,131 Narnia... Double Narnia! 319 00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:22,407 - Blimey! - You kept this quiet, Jonesy! 320 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,111 Look at all this treasure. 321 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:26,148 Your mum and dad must've really liked you. 322 00:16:26,181 --> 00:16:29,087 Nah, he nicked it all. 323 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,728 - Our very own Artful Dodger! - We gotta go. 324 00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:34,566 Let me have some of this, Jonesy. 325 00:16:34,599 --> 00:16:36,603 No, no, we're just getting started. 326 00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:39,440 - Steve, take something. - I'll nick it back from you. 327 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,448 What's going on? 328 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:47,525 Mr Jones, I presume? 329 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,762 We brought you a present. 330 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,499 Who do you think you are? 331 00:16:53,102 --> 00:16:55,172 We brought you a present. 332 00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,350 What's this, then? 333 00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:02,286 Christmas Number One? 334 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,596 Well, shut the door on your way out. 335 00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,346 Where... 336 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:18,085 Where'd you think you're going? Oi! 337 00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:23,462 What are you doing? 338 00:17:23,496 --> 00:17:25,466 What do you think you're doing in my house? 339 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,480 In answer to your question, 340 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:35,286 we are... taking the biscuit. 341 00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:36,722 [Laughing] 342 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,394 Hmm! 343 00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,555 Oh, crumbs! 344 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:55,527 Well, thank you for your hospitality. 345 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,432 We hope you enjoy our musical offering. 346 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,271 Whoo! 347 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,143 Cheerio! 348 00:18:18,606 --> 00:18:22,414 I hope your dear old dad didn't find us too obnoxious. 349 00:18:22,447 --> 00:18:25,921 - He's not my fucking dad! - That's the spirit! 350 00:18:25,954 --> 00:18:28,325 Who needs a dad when you're a Sex Pistol? 351 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:32,634 ♪ I tried, but I could not find me... ♪ 352 00:18:35,941 --> 00:18:37,845 Dom Perignon! 353 00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,848 We need Dom Perignon over here! 354 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:47,865 Chrissie, have you ever had an orgasm? 355 00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:51,806 Uh... yes, I have. Thanks for asking, Sid. 356 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,612 No, I mean, like, a real, like... 357 00:18:54,645 --> 00:18:58,285 Like a gushing volcano type thing. 358 00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:00,524 Again, yes. I think so. 359 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,161 To be honest, if you had, you'd remember. 360 00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:05,366 Everything cool? 361 00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:10,209 Well, anyway, Chrissie, if you want one of those things, 362 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,282 I can sort that out for you. 363 00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:14,952 Nancy says she's happy to lend me out. 364 00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:17,791 - Ah! Hi, Nick. - Bob, hi. 365 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,396 Great show last night. 366 00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,233 Um, is that... 367 00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,906 I'm here with the Sex Pistols. Single's doing very well. 368 00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:28,245 Working on an article about the whole punk/new wave scene. 369 00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,717 Ah! Very good. Good luck with that. 370 00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:36,228 Uh... 371 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:37,965 Bob Harris, the most influential music presenter... 372 00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:39,868 Yeah, I know who you are. 373 00:19:40,871 --> 00:19:42,239 It's whispering Bob. 374 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,346 The Old Grey Sniffle Test. 375 00:19:45,379 --> 00:19:46,816 - If you'll excuse me... - No, hang on. 376 00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,620 Why won't you have us on, Bob? 377 00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:50,890 Not good enough for the BBC, are we? 378 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,665 - Excuse me. - Don't ignore me. 379 00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:56,836 It's merely a difference of taste. 380 00:19:56,869 --> 00:19:58,507 "Taste"? 381 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:00,309 Taste this, you cunt! 382 00:20:00,342 --> 00:20:02,246 [Indistinct shouting] 383 00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,518 Sidney! 384 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,427 Sid! Sid! Sid! 385 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,365 Sidney, listen to me! 386 00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:13,235 [Indistinct shouting] 387 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,677 Sid! Sidney! 388 00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,523 - Shit! - You all right? 389 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,729 Yeah. It was Sid. 390 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:30,302 Surprise, surprise. Welcome to the Sex Pistols. 391 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:32,407 [Groans] 392 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,444 - You selfish piece of shit! - All right, stop! 393 00:20:35,379 --> 00:20:36,448 Stop, stop! 394 00:20:36,481 --> 00:20:38,419 I wasn't even an option to you. 395 00:20:38,452 --> 00:20:40,657 It's not like I want to be part of the Sex Pistols, 396 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,661 but you knew how bad I wanted to be in a band, 397 00:20:42,694 --> 00:20:44,431 and it didn't even cross your mind! 398 00:20:44,464 --> 00:20:47,805 What? Of course it didn't - you're too good for the Pistols. 399 00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:48,907 Oh, fuck off! 400 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,546 Our singer is half-insane, 401 00:20:51,579 --> 00:20:53,482 our manager is fully insane - 402 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:55,086 he's trying to bring down the government - 403 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,359 our bass player can't play, starts fights for laughs, 404 00:20:58,392 --> 00:20:59,829 and as you've rightly pointed out, 405 00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:02,734 I'm just an illiterate thief who can barely fucking play. 406 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:04,972 You're better than that! 407 00:21:07,844 --> 00:21:10,382 You're so much better than that. 408 00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:17,096 Sidney! You are marvellous! 409 00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,367 I feel great! 410 00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:23,743 - Come on, then. - Where are you going? Sidney! 411 00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:26,749 - You started this. - I'm taking Nancy to my mum's. 412 00:21:26,782 --> 00:21:28,485 Do you think I'm stupid? 413 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:31,960 I know what you're doing. That shit'll kill you. 414 00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:34,865 We all went to your mum's, why can't I go to mine? 415 00:21:36,134 --> 00:21:37,738 [Man] Get the fuck away from me! 416 00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:40,611 - [Banging on door] - [Sid] Harder! Go on, harder! 417 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:43,683 [Laughs] 418 00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:46,923 - Oi! Keep the noise down! - Shut the fuck up! 419 00:21:46,956 --> 00:21:49,060 You're making more noise than me. Cunt! 420 00:21:49,093 --> 00:21:52,400 - Fucking rude bastard! - I don't think she's home. 421 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,437 She' never home. It's all right. 422 00:21:58,412 --> 00:22:00,617 My magic key. 423 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,919 [Chuckles] 424 00:22:07,898 --> 00:22:10,036 What's that? 425 00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:11,872 It's a pyjama case. 426 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,079 Mum gave it to me for my birthday. 427 00:22:15,112 --> 00:22:17,551 Mm. It looks a bit young. 428 00:22:18,987 --> 00:22:21,592 [♪ Gentle tune on acoustic guitar] 429 00:22:43,536 --> 00:22:45,372 [Steve] Keep going. 430 00:22:47,209 --> 00:22:49,615 It's beautiful. 431 00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:51,719 I'm not sure what happens next. 432 00:22:53,221 --> 00:22:55,058 Any lyrics? 433 00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:58,700 Not really. 434 00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:00,871 Not yet. 435 00:23:00,904 --> 00:23:02,841 Seriously, I could listen to you all night. 436 00:23:02,874 --> 00:23:05,179 I know it's gonna happen for you. 437 00:23:05,212 --> 00:23:07,450 I would rather die 438 00:23:07,483 --> 00:23:10,723 than crawl back to Ohio with my tail between my legs. 439 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:12,995 [Bosanquet] 'And finally, 440 00:23:13,028 --> 00:23:16,602 'anti-monarchist punk rockers the Sex Pistols 441 00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,974 'have been dropped by their record label 442 00:23:19,007 --> 00:23:21,746 'after a member of the band is alleged to have assaulted 443 00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:24,785 'one of the best-loved men in British Broadcasting.' 444 00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:32,935 You've done "singer that can't sing", "guitarist that can't play", 445 00:23:32,968 --> 00:23:35,873 and now you're doing "band that can't tour... 446 00:23:36,842 --> 00:23:38,612 "...or record". 447 00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:42,788 Bravo! It's an oeuvre. 448 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:46,194 [Door buzzer] 449 00:23:47,831 --> 00:23:49,501 It'll be Malcolm. 450 00:23:57,617 --> 00:23:59,621 Not Malcolm. 451 00:24:03,996 --> 00:24:06,268 She said she had to see you. 452 00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:08,171 I won't stay. 453 00:24:10,910 --> 00:24:13,950 Uh! Help yourself to a beer. 454 00:24:13,983 --> 00:24:16,120 I have. Thank you. 455 00:24:19,127 --> 00:24:20,530 Hmm! 456 00:24:20,563 --> 00:24:21,966 So... 457 00:24:21,999 --> 00:24:25,874 I need a connection for heroin. 458 00:24:25,907 --> 00:24:28,580 And you seem like a man about town, Steve. 459 00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:30,917 Surely, you have a connection? 460 00:24:35,727 --> 00:24:37,998 Not for you, I don't. 461 00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:40,136 Do you think I want that shit going up Sid's arm? 462 00:24:40,169 --> 00:24:43,108 It's purely for personal use. 463 00:24:43,141 --> 00:24:46,314 Why don't you fuck off back to wherever you came from? 464 00:24:46,347 --> 00:24:49,889 Because this is a free country, and I'm very fond of Sid. 465 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,592 You're gonna break up this band. 466 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:54,030 Why would I do that? 467 00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:56,569 - You're another Yoko Ono. - Mm. 468 00:24:56,602 --> 00:25:00,042 Her and John Lennon - such a touching love story. 469 00:25:00,075 --> 00:25:02,614 - She broke up the Beatles. - I don't like the Beatles. 470 00:25:02,647 --> 00:25:04,216 Yeah, that's not the fucking point. 471 00:25:08,225 --> 00:25:13,736 Why don't we take the temperature down a few degrees? 472 00:25:13,769 --> 00:25:16,909 My love, I need to share some personal things about Sid. 473 00:25:16,942 --> 00:25:19,313 May we have some privacy? 474 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:24,724 I'm going to sleep. 475 00:25:30,804 --> 00:25:32,607 Let yourselves out. 476 00:25:33,776 --> 00:25:35,245 Don't steal anything. 477 00:25:38,719 --> 00:25:42,192 [Nancy] Why do you think Sid attacked beardy Bob last night? 478 00:25:45,232 --> 00:25:48,172 His name's "Vicious". He thinks he has to live up to it. 479 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:50,944 No, silly. 480 00:25:50,977 --> 00:25:56,388 He knew everyone in that room loved beardy Bob 481 00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:00,095 and would turn on him for it. 482 00:26:00,128 --> 00:26:03,803 Sid's happiest when he's getting the shit kicked out of him. 483 00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,646 You do that for him, do you? 484 00:26:15,425 --> 00:26:19,100 I was choked at birth by my umbilical cord 485 00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:22,841 and diagnosed schizophrenic at 15. 486 00:26:24,711 --> 00:26:29,120 I've been kicking the shit out of people all my life. 487 00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:30,723 [Chuckles] 488 00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:36,067 It's OK, baby. 489 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,338 I know you want to. 490 00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:42,079 You're fucking disgusting. 491 00:26:42,112 --> 00:26:45,653 Yeah. That's why you want to... 492 00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,292 [Gasps] 493 00:27:07,196 --> 00:27:08,933 That was nice. 494 00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:12,841 I don't usually give it away for free, 495 00:27:12,874 --> 00:27:14,978 except with Sidney. 496 00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:18,252 I gotta go. 497 00:27:18,285 --> 00:27:20,924 - Sidney's special. - Shh! 498 00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:25,398 But I did think a Sex Pistol would be paid more. 499 00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:29,909 How about a few bucks? 500 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:33,015 I don't think it's fair that Nancy can't come to meetings. 501 00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:34,952 She's a part of me now. 502 00:27:34,985 --> 00:27:36,956 So, technically, she's part of the band. 503 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,726 Don't be revolting, Sidney! 504 00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:41,933 You're just jealous cos none of you have ever been in love. 505 00:27:41,966 --> 00:27:43,402 Jonesy, I bet you've never been in love. 506 00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:45,406 [Cookie] Course he has! 507 00:27:45,439 --> 00:27:47,176 Falls in love with all his mates' girlfriends 508 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:48,445 for about 30 seconds, 509 00:27:48,478 --> 00:27:50,817 which is all the time it takes to fuck 'em. 510 00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:52,153 Piss off! 511 00:27:52,186 --> 00:27:53,890 Hey, Sid, you'd better keep an eye on Nancy, ey? 512 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:56,127 Sexy young assassins! 513 00:27:57,797 --> 00:27:59,835 What was that? 514 00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:02,173 That was the sound of a door closing. 515 00:28:02,206 --> 00:28:04,043 But hold on... 516 00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:05,780 What's this? 517 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,926 That is the sound of another door opening. 518 00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,129 What are you talking about? 519 00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:16,902 One word... 520 00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:20,042 Pickle! 521 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:22,179 [♪ TV ad theme] 522 00:28:22,212 --> 00:28:24,350 ♪ Bring out the Branston ♪ 523 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:26,789 'Bring out the unique, tangy, fruity flavour 524 00:28:26,822 --> 00:28:29,928 'of Branston Pickle much more often.' 525 00:28:29,961 --> 00:28:32,199 ♪ Bring out the Branston ♪ 526 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,836 Branson. Richard. 527 00:28:33,869 --> 00:28:35,205 Richard Branson. 528 00:28:35,238 --> 00:28:37,511 - Like the pickle. - No. The pickle is "Branston". 529 00:28:37,544 --> 00:28:39,347 A lot of people make that mistake. 530 00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:41,151 Hang on, Malcolm said there'd be pickle. 531 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:43,556 - Huh! No, I don't make pickle. - Nice to meet you. 532 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:44,992 - How are you doing? - All right? 533 00:28:45,025 --> 00:28:46,127 - Take a seat. - Cheese? 534 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,229 Uh, no. 535 00:28:47,262 --> 00:28:48,465 - Tomato? - Uh, no. 536 00:28:48,499 --> 00:28:49,802 - Gherkin? - No. 537 00:28:49,835 --> 00:28:51,271 - Nuts? - No. 538 00:28:51,304 --> 00:28:53,174 - Drink? - No. 539 00:28:54,143 --> 00:28:55,547 Oi, what's this one for? 540 00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:58,118 Uh, it's Mike Oldfield, "Tubular Bells". 541 00:28:58,151 --> 00:28:59,287 Oh, dear. 542 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,491 [Branson] Virgin's very first release. 543 00:29:01,525 --> 00:29:04,263 Top ten for almost the entirety of 1974. 544 00:29:04,296 --> 00:29:05,967 I hate "Tubular Bells". 545 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,238 Huh! Of course you do. 546 00:29:08,271 --> 00:29:11,011 Three years is an eternity in the music industry, 547 00:29:11,044 --> 00:29:14,585 and Virgin have released nothing of great significance since. 548 00:29:14,618 --> 00:29:16,889 Instead of the groovy young thing... 549 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,093 [John] Let's have a nosey! 550 00:29:19,126 --> 00:29:21,364 ...Virgin's beginning to feel like the, uh... 551 00:29:21,397 --> 00:29:23,836 - An old age pensioner? - [Malcolm] Sid! 552 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,542 Exactly! 553 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:28,412 That's why I want to sign 554 00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:31,051 the most controversial band in the land, 555 00:29:31,084 --> 00:29:33,255 the one all the old pensioner labels 556 00:29:33,288 --> 00:29:35,259 are too terrified to touch. 557 00:29:35,292 --> 00:29:38,566 The only issue is, uh... timeline. 558 00:29:38,599 --> 00:29:40,069 What timeline? 559 00:29:40,102 --> 00:29:42,440 There's no point releasing "God Save the Queen" 560 00:29:42,473 --> 00:29:44,611 if we miss... Thank you. ...the Jubilee. 561 00:29:44,644 --> 00:29:47,918 - I need it by June. - No problem. 562 00:29:47,951 --> 00:29:49,353 We can re-master the single by June. 563 00:29:49,386 --> 00:29:51,559 - [Malcolm] Yes. - But I need an album. 564 00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:54,531 "God Save the Queen" would be the single from the album. 565 00:29:54,564 --> 00:29:56,869 - Is that... Is that doable? - Yeah, course it is. 566 00:29:56,902 --> 00:29:58,404 'Let's go!' 567 00:30:05,452 --> 00:30:07,289 [TV presenter] 'Over the last 12 months, 568 00:30:07,322 --> 00:30:10,563 'punk rock has become almost a battle cry in British society. 569 00:30:10,596 --> 00:30:13,301 'For many people, it's a bigger threat to our way of life 570 00:30:13,334 --> 00:30:16,307 'than Russian communism or hyperinflation.' 571 00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:22,186 [Woman] 'Never mind about Christianity, 572 00:30:22,219 --> 00:30:24,925 'I think it's degrading and disgusting 573 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,295 'for our children to hear and see such things.' 574 00:30:30,102 --> 00:30:32,974 'This idea that the punk rock scene is born of social protest 575 00:30:33,007 --> 00:30:34,310 'may or may not be true. 576 00:30:34,343 --> 00:30:35,914 'Until they actually learn 577 00:30:35,947 --> 00:30:38,051 'how to speak and enunciate the Queen's English, 578 00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:40,322 'I shall be quite unable to judge the validity 579 00:30:40,355 --> 00:30:41,892 'of what they are alleged to think.' 580 00:30:46,434 --> 00:30:49,340 'We have had punk rock in Birmingham, unfortunately, 581 00:30:49,373 --> 00:30:50,610 'but I can assure you, 582 00:30:50,643 --> 00:30:52,681 'and I speak as a licencing magistrate, 583 00:30:52,714 --> 00:30:55,653 'that we're not gonna have this sort of punk rock again.' 584 00:30:55,686 --> 00:30:57,156 'Fantastic! Let's move to vocal.' 585 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,526 Finally! 586 00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:00,195 [Steve] Wait, I've got an idea for another overdub. 587 00:31:00,228 --> 00:31:03,068 How about in the spaces between that off-beat 588 00:31:03,101 --> 00:31:05,239 that Cookie's got going I do these... 589 00:31:05,272 --> 00:31:07,375 [♪ Plays notes on guitar] 590 00:31:10,182 --> 00:31:11,251 'Excellent, let's try it.' 591 00:31:11,284 --> 00:31:13,623 If the mutual admiration society 592 00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:16,127 get tired of kissing each other's arses, 593 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,997 I'll be down the pub. 594 00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:32,126 - Hepatitis? - [Nancy] This is not my fault. 595 00:31:32,159 --> 00:31:35,365 I'm not the one who brought heroin into his life. 596 00:31:35,398 --> 00:31:38,004 - That was his mother. - Who's with him? 597 00:31:38,037 --> 00:31:41,044 I told Sidney to clean the needle properly. 598 00:31:41,077 --> 00:31:42,581 He's quite unhygienic. 599 00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:44,551 Again, probably the fault of his mother. 600 00:31:44,584 --> 00:31:45,986 Who's with him? 601 00:31:47,289 --> 00:31:48,693 What do you mean? 602 00:31:48,726 --> 00:31:52,667 Who at this moment is at the hospital bedside of Sid? 603 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,205 Who at this moment gives a shit about him? 604 00:31:55,238 --> 00:31:57,544 Well, how would I know? I'm not his mother. 605 00:31:57,577 --> 00:32:00,182 If you're so concerned, you should go. 606 00:32:00,215 --> 00:32:01,552 [John] Come on! 607 00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:03,421 I've not got all day. I've been waiting all day. 608 00:32:03,454 --> 00:32:06,261 ♪ God save the Queen 609 00:32:06,294 --> 00:32:09,400 ♪ We mean it, man 610 00:32:09,433 --> 00:32:12,541 ♪ They don't want you, and they don't want me 611 00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:15,547 ♪ You got a problem, the problem is you ♪ 612 00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,684 You stopped playing the music - that's not very helpful, 613 00:32:17,717 --> 00:32:19,020 halfway through. 614 00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:21,090 ♪ Body 615 00:32:21,123 --> 00:32:23,596 ♪ I'm not an animal 616 00:32:23,629 --> 00:32:27,303 ♪ Anarchy for the UK 617 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:30,375 ♪ It's coming sometime, maybe 618 00:32:30,408 --> 00:32:33,516 ♪ An imitation from New York 619 00:32:33,549 --> 00:32:36,722 ♪ You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk ♪ 620 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,728 The music fucking stopped again. What are you playing at? 621 00:32:39,761 --> 00:32:42,166 ♪ Out to lunch 622 00:32:42,199 --> 00:32:44,170 ♪ We're out at lunch 623 00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:50,650 ♪ Goodbye... ♪ 624 00:32:50,683 --> 00:32:52,018 [Blows raspberry] 625 00:32:55,493 --> 00:32:57,095 We did it! 626 00:32:59,366 --> 00:33:01,036 We fucking did it! 627 00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:03,575 What are you gonna call it? 628 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,216 "No Future". 629 00:33:07,249 --> 00:33:09,420 Uh... great name for a first album. 630 00:33:09,453 --> 00:33:11,725 No, it needs to be provocative. 631 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,465 Simply... "Destroy". 632 00:33:16,535 --> 00:33:18,204 How about... 633 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,379 ..."Never Mind The Bollocks"? 634 00:33:23,381 --> 00:33:25,184 "Never Mind The Bollocks"? 635 00:33:26,387 --> 00:33:27,624 It's just something 636 00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:30,395 that hotdog seller down Piccadilly says. 637 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:32,767 - Right. - "Hotdog seller"? 638 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,539 - No, no, it can't... - Shut up, Malcolm! 639 00:33:36,842 --> 00:33:38,210 It's perfect. 640 00:33:39,547 --> 00:33:41,417 "Never Mind The Bollocks. 641 00:33:42,452 --> 00:33:44,489 "Here's the Sex Pistols." 642 00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,174 [♪ Humming] [Nurse] Here he is. 643 00:33:54,644 --> 00:33:56,080 Hello, Chrissie. 644 00:33:57,149 --> 00:33:58,752 Come about that orgasm? 645 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,390 Yeah. 646 00:34:02,694 --> 00:34:04,531 That's exactly why I came here. 647 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:06,635 Well... [Chuckles] 648 00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:09,140 I'm afraid... 649 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,511 I'm a bit tied up at the moment. 650 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:18,257 You know what she is, Sid? 651 00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:23,100 She's... lovely. 652 00:34:24,571 --> 00:34:26,741 She's a groupie. 653 00:34:30,616 --> 00:34:34,858 She'll drop you the minute someone more famous comes along. 654 00:34:34,891 --> 00:34:38,130 I'll just have to make sure I'm the most famous, then. 655 00:34:40,603 --> 00:34:44,711 Cos Nancy is... sexy. 656 00:34:44,744 --> 00:34:47,550 Um, she's got a beautiful figure. 657 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:48,853 Mm! 658 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,324 She's, um... 659 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:52,861 I wrote 'em all down somewhere. 660 00:34:52,894 --> 00:34:55,499 Check the top d... Can you get the top drawer? 661 00:34:56,835 --> 00:34:57,737 Yes. 662 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:04,718 [John] "What makes Nancy so great, by Sidney. 663 00:35:04,751 --> 00:35:06,722 "One, 'beautiful'. 664 00:35:06,755 --> 00:35:08,491 "Two, 'sexy'. 665 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:10,863 "Three, 'beautiful figure'. 666 00:35:10,896 --> 00:35:13,602 "Four, 'great sense of humour'." 667 00:35:13,635 --> 00:35:16,473 Would you give that to Nancy, please, Chrissie? 668 00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:21,283 Heroin really does screw you up, doesn't it? 669 00:35:21,952 --> 00:35:23,923 She's an insane junkie. 670 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,626 Sid's besotted with her. 671 00:35:25,659 --> 00:35:28,866 [Malcolm] She's going to fuck up everything we've achieved. 672 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,770 [Cookie] We could send her back. 673 00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:32,373 [John] To Richard Hell. 674 00:35:32,406 --> 00:35:34,845 Or just plain hell, whichever is most immediate. 675 00:35:34,878 --> 00:35:37,349 We'll chuck her on a plane 676 00:35:37,382 --> 00:35:39,587 with a one-way ticket to New York. 677 00:35:40,656 --> 00:35:42,393 How? 678 00:35:42,426 --> 00:35:45,866 Pull a sack over her head and stick her in the boot of a car? 679 00:35:48,505 --> 00:35:50,275 Yes. 680 00:35:50,308 --> 00:35:52,178 You can't kidnap her. 681 00:35:53,515 --> 00:35:55,553 Why? She kidnapped Sid. 682 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:58,258 It's illegal, Steve. 683 00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:00,663 Illegal - remind me what that means? 684 00:36:00,696 --> 00:36:03,536 Sid's not a fool. 685 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:06,775 If he finds out, he'll never trust any of us ever again. 686 00:36:06,808 --> 00:36:09,781 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 687 00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,885 This is not a spy movie. 688 00:36:13,956 --> 00:36:15,491 I agree with John. 689 00:36:16,327 --> 00:36:17,931 I'm out. 690 00:36:17,964 --> 00:36:20,368 You're the one who wanted to do something. 691 00:36:20,401 --> 00:36:22,774 You're the one who put him in the band. 692 00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:25,746 It actually isn't my problem. I'm not risking jail time. 693 00:36:28,585 --> 00:36:29,887 Yeah. 694 00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:33,662 Very few have the bollocks... 695 00:36:34,731 --> 00:36:36,366 ...to be real outlaws. 696 00:36:37,603 --> 00:36:42,279 It's time for you to step up, my sons. 697 00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:44,684 The single's out next week. 698 00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:46,420 We need her gone. 699 00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:55,939 [Door buzzer] 700 00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:01,885 - Hi. - Everyone hates me. 701 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:04,924 I'm all alone in a foreign land, and you all hate me. 702 00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:08,932 - Can I come in? - Um... 703 00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:15,980 - Is Sid OK? - I don't know. 704 00:37:16,013 --> 00:37:18,853 He never calls. He hates me, too. 705 00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,723 He's in the hospital. 706 00:37:20,756 --> 00:37:21,992 On a drip. 707 00:37:22,025 --> 00:37:24,731 Everyone's got an excuse. 708 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:26,602 Is Nick around? 709 00:37:26,635 --> 00:37:28,672 I'm so hungry. 710 00:37:30,809 --> 00:37:32,012 You know, you could go and see him. 711 00:37:32,045 --> 00:37:34,784 Mm, I'll get around to it. 712 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:36,855 I will. 713 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,592 So, Nick's out? 714 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,563 He's always out. He reviews gigs. 715 00:37:40,596 --> 00:37:43,368 Mm, we have a lot of people in common, like... 716 00:37:43,401 --> 00:37:45,773 Lou, Andy, Iggy... you know? 717 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:49,648 Only he implied that he could sort me out. 718 00:37:49,681 --> 00:37:52,019 - Nick said he could... - Get me some boy. 719 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:57,029 You know? Gear, H, horse, junk, skag, smack... 720 00:37:57,062 --> 00:37:59,601 Shit, can I use your john? 721 00:37:59,634 --> 00:38:01,772 That's the thing, I no sooner put something in, 722 00:38:01,805 --> 00:38:03,842 and it just slides out again. 723 00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:08,886 - So, do you think Nick...? - [Flatulating] 724 00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:11,625 Only, he is my only hope, and he did say... 725 00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:14,497 The only person who delivered so far is Sid's mum, 726 00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:16,000 would you believe? 727 00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:18,304 You know what, I'm gonna close... 728 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,049 - Fuck! - [Phone rings] 729 00:38:24,717 --> 00:38:26,622 Shit! 730 00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:27,824 What? 731 00:38:27,857 --> 00:38:29,828 'Nick told her he'd fucking score for her. 732 00:38:29,861 --> 00:38:31,665 'Now I'm stuck with a fucking junkie thesaurus.' 733 00:38:31,698 --> 00:38:35,840 If you want to stick a bag over her head, come and do it now. 734 00:38:35,873 --> 00:38:37,577 'Because if you don't kidnap her,' 735 00:38:37,610 --> 00:38:39,513 I will murder her. 736 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:47,596 Ugh! 737 00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:55,344 That's actually my bed. 738 00:38:56,113 --> 00:38:58,686 How do you know? 739 00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,388 That it's my bed? 740 00:39:01,858 --> 00:39:04,931 You always know the right thing to do. 741 00:39:05,899 --> 00:39:08,404 You go to the hospital. 742 00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:11,110 You make the toast. 743 00:39:11,143 --> 00:39:15,084 I always have to figure it out, and then I still get it wrong. 744 00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,760 I just thought Sid would be fun. 745 00:39:21,030 --> 00:39:22,900 Sid Vicious. 746 00:39:25,606 --> 00:39:27,810 He's this sweet little kid, isn't he? 747 00:39:29,747 --> 00:39:31,651 He can be sweet. 748 00:39:33,522 --> 00:39:35,726 How old are you? 749 00:39:35,759 --> 00:39:37,596 Nineteen. 750 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,971 I never expected to fall in love. 751 00:39:43,608 --> 00:39:45,746 And he doesn't love me back. 752 00:39:47,048 --> 00:39:48,484 Yes, he does. 753 00:39:48,518 --> 00:39:50,656 How would you know? 754 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,760 If a person loved you, 755 00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:55,165 how would anyone know? 756 00:39:55,198 --> 00:39:58,171 The world is so full of bullshit. 757 00:39:58,204 --> 00:40:01,878 Why is it so easy to tell when someone hates you 758 00:40:01,911 --> 00:40:04,015 and so hard to know if they love you? 759 00:40:06,755 --> 00:40:08,759 [Sniffs] 760 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,496 What's that? 761 00:40:10,529 --> 00:40:12,031 It's something Sid wrote. 762 00:40:12,967 --> 00:40:14,771 Read it to me. 763 00:40:14,804 --> 00:40:15,906 I think it's private. 764 00:40:15,939 --> 00:40:18,477 I can't face it. I'm going to sleep. 765 00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:20,615 Can I crash? 766 00:40:32,072 --> 00:40:34,710 - Mum? - No, it's... 767 00:40:36,213 --> 00:40:37,650 It's me. 768 00:40:39,086 --> 00:40:40,889 I'm cold. 769 00:41:00,796 --> 00:41:03,501 "What makes Nancy so great, by Sidney. 770 00:41:06,841 --> 00:41:09,914 - "One, 'beautiful'." - Hmm! 771 00:41:10,682 --> 00:41:12,753 "Two, 'sexy'. 772 00:41:13,755 --> 00:41:16,193 "Three, 'beautiful feet'. 773 00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:18,699 "Figure", sorry. 774 00:41:18,732 --> 00:41:22,005 "Four, 'great sense of humour'. 775 00:41:22,038 --> 00:41:25,078 "Five, 'makes extremely interesting conversation'." 776 00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:28,084 [Chuckles] That is true. People do say that. 777 00:41:28,117 --> 00:41:30,922 Keep reading. Read the story. 778 00:41:33,862 --> 00:41:34,930 Um... 779 00:41:35,766 --> 00:41:38,572 "Six, 'witty'. 780 00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:40,809 "Seven, 'has beautiful eyes'. 781 00:41:43,147 --> 00:41:45,652 "Eight, 'has fab taste in clothes'. 782 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,591 "Nine, 'has the most beautiful...'" 783 00:41:49,994 --> 00:41:51,698 Something quite personal. 784 00:41:51,731 --> 00:41:53,802 The story. 785 00:41:55,037 --> 00:41:57,643 "Ten, 'even has sexy feet'." 786 00:41:57,676 --> 00:41:59,580 I knew feet were mentioned. 787 00:42:14,777 --> 00:42:16,581 [♪ Humming] 788 00:42:25,933 --> 00:42:28,003 That's nice. 789 00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:30,175 Thank you. 790 00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:32,278 [♪ Continues humming] 791 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,723 [Door buzzer] 792 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,169 I shouldn't have mentioned it. 793 00:42:44,202 --> 00:42:46,875 She's fine. She's asleep. 794 00:42:46,908 --> 00:42:48,878 Oh, she'll be pleased to see us. 795 00:42:53,955 --> 00:42:55,725 Hello, Nancy. 796 00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,163 Brought you a present. 797 00:42:59,734 --> 00:43:00,802 Finally! 798 00:43:34,169 --> 00:43:36,106 Are we going somewhere nice? 799 00:43:36,139 --> 00:43:38,377 Mm-hmm. 800 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:40,047 We're going home, Nancy. 801 00:43:48,019 --> 00:43:50,264 It's at 6am. She can check in in an hour. 802 00:43:50,264 --> 00:43:53,241 I'm not hanging around with that for another hour. 803 00:43:53,274 --> 00:43:55,044 Does it have to be New York? 804 00:43:55,077 --> 00:43:56,982 I mean, it doesn't matter where she goes, as long as she goes. 805 00:43:57,015 --> 00:43:59,988 We'll take the New York ticket. This is her passport. 806 00:44:00,021 --> 00:44:03,361 She's just, uh... saying her goodbyes and stuff. 807 00:44:03,394 --> 00:44:06,935 [Tannoy] 'Flight CU329 to JFK, New York, 808 00:44:06,968 --> 00:44:09,139 'is now boarding at Gate 4. 809 00:44:09,172 --> 00:44:11,143 'Please make your way to the departure gate, 810 00:44:11,176 --> 00:44:14,082 'as boarding will close in 15 minutes. 811 00:44:14,115 --> 00:44:17,757 'That's flight 329 to JFK New York, 812 00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:20,094 'now boarding at Gate 4.' 813 00:44:30,414 --> 00:44:32,251 Yes! 814 00:44:34,022 --> 00:44:35,825 - Phew! - [Nancy] Wait! 815 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,877 Whoa, Nancy! Listen... 816 00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:52,058 You are so kind. 817 00:44:52,091 --> 00:44:53,828 So kind. 818 00:44:56,266 --> 00:45:00,107 No one was ever kind to me before. 819 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:10,061 [♪ EAGLES: "Hotel California"] ♪ Mirrors on the ceiling 820 00:45:10,094 --> 00:45:12,132 - ♪ The pink champagne on ice - [Sid] Cheers, Doc. 821 00:45:12,165 --> 00:45:13,902 - ♪ And she said - Thank you. 822 00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:15,004 ♪ We are all 823 00:45:15,037 --> 00:45:16,775 - ♪ Just prisoners here - Bye-bye. 824 00:45:16,808 --> 00:45:18,945 - ♪ Of our own device... ♪ - Thank you. 825 00:45:18,978 --> 00:45:20,214 Thank you. 826 00:45:20,247 --> 00:45:23,287 ♪ And in the master's chambers 827 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,494 ♪ They gathered for the feast 828 00:45:26,527 --> 00:45:29,266 ♪ They stab it with their steely knives 829 00:45:29,299 --> 00:45:32,038 ♪ But they just can't kill the beast... ♪ 830 00:45:32,973 --> 00:45:35,144 No talent! 831 00:45:35,177 --> 00:45:37,950 [Gasps] Look at this! 832 00:45:37,983 --> 00:45:40,021 - Oh! - Yes, there he is! 833 00:45:40,054 --> 00:45:41,791 Yes! 834 00:45:43,127 --> 00:45:44,897 [John] Nice to have you back, Sidney. 835 00:45:45,966 --> 00:45:47,235 I can't find Nancy. 836 00:45:47,268 --> 00:45:49,072 I haven't seen her. 837 00:45:49,507 --> 00:45:51,243 Steve. 838 00:45:51,276 --> 00:45:54,182 Do you know where Nancy is? 839 00:45:54,215 --> 00:45:57,122 Uh... Yeah, actually, I do. 840 00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,092 Sorry, mate, she went back to the States. 841 00:46:00,929 --> 00:46:02,967 What, without saying goodbye? 842 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,169 Birds, what can you do? 843 00:46:04,202 --> 00:46:06,006 Mates are what count. 844 00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,110 You've got us. 845 00:46:08,143 --> 00:46:10,481 And we are the Sex Pistols 846 00:46:10,515 --> 00:46:13,120 with a single rocketing up the charts 847 00:46:13,153 --> 00:46:15,491 and an album out very soon. 848 00:46:15,525 --> 00:46:16,995 [Cheering, whooping] 849 00:46:17,028 --> 00:46:18,532 Oh, yeah, sorry about that. 850 00:46:18,565 --> 00:46:20,536 Is it still too late to go into the studio? 851 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:22,472 Oh, yeah it is. Don't worry, I took care of that, too. 852 00:46:22,506 --> 00:46:24,476 "Too"? 853 00:46:24,510 --> 00:46:26,848 I mean... 854 00:46:26,881 --> 00:46:28,951 I did the bass. It sounds great. 855 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:31,490 Done it! 856 00:46:31,524 --> 00:46:33,995 Oh, yeah, yeah, it sounds really, really good. 857 00:46:34,028 --> 00:46:36,934 Steve's got your back. Haven't you, Steve? 858 00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:40,341 Yeah, we all do. 859 00:46:40,374 --> 00:46:42,345 [Radio] 'The Eagles, no. 13 in the States this week, 860 00:46:42,378 --> 00:46:45,084 'no. 12 over here with "Hotel California". 861 00:46:45,117 --> 00:46:46,420 'At no. 11, Sex Pistols...' 862 00:46:46,453 --> 00:46:48,892 - [All shouting excitedly] - That's us! That's us! 863 00:46:48,925 --> 00:46:51,363 No. 11, they'll definitely play it. 864 00:46:51,396 --> 00:46:53,401 [Radio] 'And a little ladies' rock group are up three places.' 865 00:46:53,434 --> 00:46:55,506 - What happened? - [Radio] 'Number 10.' 866 00:46:55,539 --> 00:46:58,144 [♪ Music starts playing] 867 00:46:58,177 --> 00:47:00,415 - They fucking skipped it. - No! 868 00:47:00,448 --> 00:47:02,118 [Steve] They skipped it! 869 00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,322 This I expected. 870 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,594 They're too frightened to play "God Save The Queen", 871 00:47:06,627 --> 00:47:10,034 lest Insurrection rise up and storm the palace! 872 00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:13,140 That DJ cunt needs a bit of the old Bob Harris treatment. 873 00:47:13,173 --> 00:47:14,443 I'll fucking glass him! 874 00:47:14,476 --> 00:47:16,614 Oi, dickhead! Sit down! 875 00:47:18,217 --> 00:47:20,321 - That's it, then. - You're looking well, Sid. 876 00:47:20,354 --> 00:47:23,127 We're no. 11, they still didn't play us. 877 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,064 I have to take matters into my own hands. 878 00:47:25,097 --> 00:47:27,603 Oh, no, stand down, Sidney. 879 00:47:27,636 --> 00:47:30,542 "God Save The Queen", the new national anthem 880 00:47:30,575 --> 00:47:34,349 for this blighted nation shall very soon be number one, 881 00:47:34,382 --> 00:47:37,422 and when that happens... 882 00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:39,159 ...radio will have to play it. 883 00:47:39,192 --> 00:47:41,063 How will we get to number one 884 00:47:41,096 --> 00:47:42,566 if they won't even fucking play us? 885 00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:45,672 Your manager... has a scheme. 886 00:47:45,705 --> 00:47:47,342 Oh, no. 887 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:50,916 One that will make you unignorable. 888 00:47:50,949 --> 00:47:52,318 [♪ Band strikes up] 889 00:47:57,061 --> 00:47:59,065 ♪ God save the Queen 890 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,670 ♪ The fascist regime 891 00:48:03,407 --> 00:48:05,410 ♪ They made you a moron 892 00:48:06,514 --> 00:48:08,985 ♪ Potential H-bomb... ♪ 893 00:48:09,018 --> 00:48:10,121 Enemy ahoy! 894 00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:12,626 ♪ God save the Queen 895 00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:14,295 ♪ She ain't no human being 896 00:48:15,999 --> 00:48:19,105 ♪ There is no future 897 00:48:19,138 --> 00:48:22,445 ♪ In England's dreaming 898 00:48:22,478 --> 00:48:25,117 ♪ Don't be told about what you want 899 00:48:25,150 --> 00:48:28,123 ♪ And don't be told about what you need 900 00:48:28,156 --> 00:48:31,965 ♪ There's no future, there's no future 901 00:48:31,998 --> 00:48:34,537 ♪ No future for you 902 00:48:34,570 --> 00:48:36,607 ♪ God save the Queen 903 00:48:37,709 --> 00:48:40,180 ♪ We mean it, man 904 00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:42,619 ♪ We love our Queen 905 00:48:44,122 --> 00:48:46,293 ♪ God save... ♪ 906 00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:47,629 Nancy! 907 00:48:48,297 --> 00:48:49,332 Nancy! 908 00:48:49,365 --> 00:48:51,403 - Sidney! - [Sid] You're back! 909 00:48:51,436 --> 00:48:54,009 - Sid, I'm back! - Nancy! 910 00:48:54,042 --> 00:48:55,646 Sidney, I'm back! 911 00:48:55,679 --> 00:48:57,516 - Sid! - Nancy! 912 00:49:01,056 --> 00:49:02,125 Nancy! 913 00:49:02,158 --> 00:49:03,995 It's Nancy! She's back. 914 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,699 She's fucking back! 915 00:49:05,732 --> 00:49:07,636 She must've just decided to come back. 916 00:49:07,669 --> 00:49:09,005 Nancy! 917 00:49:09,038 --> 00:49:11,410 - She never decided to go. - What? 918 00:49:11,443 --> 00:49:12,713 John, John, John... 919 00:49:12,746 --> 00:49:15,284 Steve pumped her full of drugs, 920 00:49:15,317 --> 00:49:17,021 kidnapped her, 921 00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,691 - and stuck her on a plane. - [Steve] John! 922 00:49:20,294 --> 00:49:23,000 Sid! We fucked up! 923 00:49:23,033 --> 00:49:24,102 You little cunt! 924 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:26,039 [Man] Oi, oi, oi, oi! 925 00:49:26,072 --> 00:49:27,710 Listen to me! Listen! 926 00:49:27,743 --> 00:49:30,047 - Paul, help me! - You little cunt! 927 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,385 Sid! Listen! Listen! 928 00:49:32,418 --> 00:49:34,790 It was all Malcolm's fault. 929 00:49:34,823 --> 00:49:39,032 Steve's only sin was that instead of thinking for himself, 930 00:49:39,065 --> 00:49:40,736 he followed Malcolm like a lost sheep. 931 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:43,040 Just like he always does. 932 00:49:43,073 --> 00:49:44,209 Ain't that right, Steve? 933 00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:46,346 - Fuck you, Johnny! - I just hope 934 00:49:46,379 --> 00:49:49,085 that from now on we stick together 935 00:49:49,118 --> 00:49:51,189 and don't trust Malcolm. 936 00:49:54,095 --> 00:49:55,397 Sidney... 937 00:49:56,634 --> 00:50:00,742 Yeah. Yeah, fuck Malcolm. Fuck him. 938 00:50:00,775 --> 00:50:04,215 - Nancy! Nancy! - You're a cunt, John! 939 00:50:04,248 --> 00:50:07,221 - No! I'm right. - [Sid] Nancy! 940 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,724 Now play! 941 00:50:09,392 --> 00:50:11,598 Come on, play! 942 00:50:11,631 --> 00:50:14,369 - Come on, boys! - Come on, come on. 943 00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:16,106 [Woman] That's more like it! 944 00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:18,276 [♪ Band strikes up] 945 00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:21,349 ♪ God save the Queen 946 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:25,090 ♪ We mean it, man 947 00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:28,498 ♪ There is no future 948 00:50:28,531 --> 00:50:32,506 ♪ In England's dreaming... ♪ 949 00:50:32,539 --> 00:50:36,313 [Policeman] 'Disembark and leave the area quietly. 950 00:50:36,346 --> 00:50:38,083 'Leave the area quietly.' 951 00:50:39,753 --> 00:50:42,125 Nancy! Nancy! 952 00:50:42,158 --> 00:50:44,530 Sidney! 953 00:50:44,563 --> 00:50:45,732 Watch this. 954 00:50:45,765 --> 00:50:47,402 Here we fucking go. 955 00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:50,642 You're all a bunch of fascist bastards. 956 00:50:50,675 --> 00:50:53,615 [Indistinct shouting] 957 00:50:53,648 --> 00:50:55,618 [♪ Music over dialogue] 958 00:50:57,188 --> 00:51:00,529 ♪ God save the... 959 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:03,400 ♪ God save the... 960 00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:07,609 ♪ God save the Queen 961 00:51:07,642 --> 00:51:09,379 ♪ There's no future 962 00:51:09,412 --> 00:51:10,816 - ♪ No future... ♪ - I thought you'd gone. 963 00:51:10,849 --> 00:51:12,820 Never leave me, Sid. 964 00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:15,157 You're a bunch of the Queen's minions. 965 00:51:15,190 --> 00:51:17,529 Now do you think we'll be number one? 966 00:51:17,562 --> 00:51:19,432 Well, we'd fucking better be. 967 00:51:19,465 --> 00:51:22,806 [TV] '...is gonna create a lot more trouble.' 968 00:51:23,674 --> 00:51:25,177 There she is. 969 00:51:25,210 --> 00:51:27,816 [Viv] 'My kids! I need to get home to my kids!' 970 00:51:27,849 --> 00:51:30,655 What's on the other side? 971 00:51:32,893 --> 00:51:34,763 Sorry for just turning up. I just... 972 00:51:35,598 --> 00:51:37,669 ...really needed... 973 00:51:39,807 --> 00:51:42,344 I wanted... wanted to play music with you. 974 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:48,123 I mean music music. 975 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,800 You won't believe... 976 00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,670 ...what happened on the boat tonight. 977 00:51:54,703 --> 00:51:56,206 Fuck me! 978 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,876 Nancy is back. 979 00:51:57,909 --> 00:52:00,481 Viv and Malcolm got arrested. 980 00:52:00,515 --> 00:52:02,218 Shit, I don't even know if we got to number one. 981 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:03,319 You did. 982 00:52:06,326 --> 00:52:07,261 Really? 983 00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:09,165 And they still didn't play you. 984 00:52:09,198 --> 00:52:11,838 [Laughs] 985 00:52:11,871 --> 00:52:14,543 Ha-ha-ha, those fuckers! 986 00:52:20,522 --> 00:52:23,193 - Look, I... - Steve, I can't... 987 00:52:26,767 --> 00:52:29,774 I can't keep pretending that there's... 988 00:52:29,807 --> 00:52:33,714 someone or something standing in the way of what I need to do. 989 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:37,455 I can't find my own voice. 990 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:39,527 ♪ Kid 991 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,331 ♪ What changed your mood? 992 00:52:43,534 --> 00:52:46,507 ♪ You've gone all sad 993 00:52:46,540 --> 00:52:50,715 ♪ So I feel sad, too 994 00:52:50,748 --> 00:52:56,259 ♪ I think I know 995 00:52:56,292 --> 00:52:59,399 - ♪ Some things... - I didn't like you much anyway. 996 00:52:59,432 --> 00:53:04,475 - ♪ ...you never outgrow - I didn't much like you either. 997 00:53:05,812 --> 00:53:10,655 ♪ You think it's wrong 998 00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,530 ♪ I can tell you do... ♪ 999 00:53:14,563 --> 00:53:16,734 See you on stage, Chrissie Hynde. 1000 00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:22,579 ♪ How can I explain 1001 00:53:24,415 --> 00:53:28,791 ♪ When you don't want me to 1002 00:53:39,078 --> 00:53:41,282 ♪ Oh, kid 1003 00:53:42,418 --> 00:53:45,023 ♪ My only kid 1004 00:53:46,092 --> 00:53:48,798 ♪ You look so small 1005 00:53:48,831 --> 00:53:52,906 ♪ You've gone so quiet 1006 00:53:52,939 --> 00:53:58,383 ♪ I know you know 1007 00:53:58,885 --> 00:54:00,922 ♪ What I'm about 1008 00:54:02,024 --> 00:54:06,567 ♪ I won't deny it, oh 1009 00:54:08,571 --> 00:54:13,514 ♪ But you forget 1010 00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:19,325 ♪ You don't understand 1011 00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:24,301 ♪ You turned your head 1012 00:54:26,607 --> 00:54:31,315 ♪ You dropped my hand ♪ 66537

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