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- Hey, you got
any sirloin in there?
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- Uh, hot dogs,
kielbasa--oh, bingo.
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Sirloin.
It's only five days expired.
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- Pick your poison.
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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Ha, I'm kiddin'!
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This is the same shit
people pay good money for.
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As long as you cook it,
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it won't send you
to the hospital.
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- The hell's going on
around here?
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- Relax, Joe.
I saved you the flank.
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Put that shit back.
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You know
we're tightening our belts.
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All this meat goes to the cats.
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- C'mon, dude.
What about us, man?
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- You wanna bitch about it,
call HR.
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Ask for
Mr. I-Don't-Give-A-Fuck.
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- Damn, Joe, a little harsh,
don't you think?
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I will ease up
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once Carole Baskin gets off
my goddamn ass.
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The longer I gotta pay
my lawyers to fend her off,
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the longer we go hungry.
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You heard the man.
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Meat's for the cats.
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- I gave this place a facelift,
and I'm not gonna screw it up
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by showin' off
a bunch of skinny-ass tigers.
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Nobody wants to see that.
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You know, zoo looks great,
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but when are people
gonna show up?
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It's like we pulled up
our skirt,
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but nobody wants to sniff
our pussy.
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- Well, I got a plan to get
the word out about our pussy.
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- Wait, did you buy the
billboards on the interstate?
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- I can't afford billboards,
but you know what's free?
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The internet.
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- You already posted
on the internet.
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- No shit, Crystal.
- This is Amber.
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The hell happened to Crystal?
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- She's gone back to rehab.
- For what?
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- You know Crystal ain't
her real name, right?
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- Well, we're done
posting amateur shit online.
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It's time to go pro.
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How?
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- I'm gonna put an ad
on Craigslist.
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Who's this?
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Rick Kirkham?
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Yeah?
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It's Joe Exotic.
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Did you really workon "Inside Edition"?
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Sure did.
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Hell of a show.
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Great memories.
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Who is this again?
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Joe Exotic from the GW Zoo.
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You answered my Craigslist adlookin' for a producer.
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I was hoping you could come
down to the park this week.
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I got a great opportunity
for ya.
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- I'll have to check
my schedule.
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Good news, I'm free.
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Good afternoon.
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I am so excited
to be taking you
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on a tour of this
very special sanctuary.
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We call it that
because that's what we endeavor
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to create here for our cats,
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who come from troubled homes.
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- Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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"Who the heck
is this insane cat lady?
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She doesn't know
anything about me."
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Well, in fact, I do.
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I know that
you all come from homes
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that didn't feel
like a sanctuary,
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and there is a reason
that the Tampa Youth Center
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brought you here,
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and it ain't just the cats,
spoiler alert,
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because guess who else
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happened to leave home
as a teenager?
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It was me.
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I guess I was what you would
call an "at-risk teen"
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until my life changed
and I met a man who...
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Is capable of love.
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And he taught me
about healthy intimacy.
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Healthy emotional intimacy.
Healthy sexual intimacy.
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Take my word for it,
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when you feel like the world
doesn't love you,
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find something to love.
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That's what I did.
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I found the animals
at this sanctuary.
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I went on a tangent.
Who wants to see some cats?
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Yeah? Okay.
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Finally.
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- That got heavy.
Let's go.
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How was the tour?
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- I think
I really inspired them.
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I'm sure you did.
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I'm sure you did.
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Is that Chanel No.5?
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- Wow, someone's got
a good sniffer.
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- Well, you are not
the first maiden
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I have courted, milady.
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- You are not the first knight
I have ridden
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to the holy land, my friend.
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Yeah, Sasha goes into heat
when this little guy shows up
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covered in Eau de Parfum.
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- Well, Sasha has
expensive tastes.
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- There's nothing too good
for my cats.
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Speaking of, will you get me
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the Estée Lauder Pleasures,
please?
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- Yes, with pleasure, my dear.
- For Tony.
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And, um,
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the Yves Saint Laurent
Black Opium while you're at it.
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- Uh, I got a call from
Representative Hughes' office.
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I'm afraid the meeting
has been put on hold.
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Oh. Why?
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- They didn't go into the why,
but I have a feeling
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it has to do with the garbage
that Joe's been putting online.
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You're effing kidding me.
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- Got that call
from the "Tribune" last week.
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Jesus Christ.
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- The accusations have
clearly been getting
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more and more attention.
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- They're gonna reschedule,
right?
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- Well, my guess is,
not until the story dies down.
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- Maybe I should call
the "Tribune"
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and sit down with them.
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What, an interview?
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Yeah.
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I mean, we can't get traction
on our Big Cat Bill
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until we get a congressperson
to sponsor it,
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so it could be an opportunity
to tell the reporter
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what the real story is,
which is our bill
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to save big cats.
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- Are you sure
you want to engage them?
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- What, you think
I can't be charming?
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- Well you charmed
the pants off me...literally.
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- Excuse me.
- Sup?
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Looking for Joe.
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- His office is at the back
of the gift shop.
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Thank you.
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Holy shit.
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Rick.
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I heard you got yourself
a zoo baptism.
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Well...
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guess I got a little too close
to the tiger.
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- Well, you really get
too close,
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they'll be doing more
than pissin' on you.
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Now, I want you
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to help yourself
to anything you want.
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Everything's brand-new.
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We got lotions,
we got bobbleheads,
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we got rubbers.
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Here, take this.
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Though judging by your mug,
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you ain't gonna need them
anytime soon.
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I'm kiddin'.
We have a good time here!
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Long as you don't mind
gettin' pissed on now and then.
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- I've been in the TV business
for almost three decades.
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It would take
a hell of a lot more
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than tiger piss to spook me.
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- Is it true
you interviewed Chuck Norris?
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- Yeah, we landed him
on "Inside Edition."
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- Tell me, is he
one of them actors that's--
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that's midget-sized
when you see 'em up close?
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- No, he's a regular-sized man.
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What's Bill O'Reilly like?
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- He's a piece of excrement
in human form.
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So that's why you left?
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- No, there was a problem
with a story I did
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on a crack cocaine bust.
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What kind of problem?
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I smoked all the crack.
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And then I got my hands on more
and I smoked that, too.
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I'm pretty open about it.
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Actually won an award.
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- You won an award
for smoking crack?
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- No, for a documentary
about it.
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I haven't touched the stuff
in years.
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I'm clean as a whistle
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and excited
about helping you out.
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Well, as you can see,
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we run a very professional
operation here.
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- I'll need an advance
of about six weeks up front.
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- Sure, as long as you're
the best man for the job.
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So you want to make a show?
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Yeah, for my YouTube channel.
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You know,
I got 100 subscribers.
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But I really want 100,000.
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You know, go viral.
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Because when people know
how great it is here,
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GW Zoo becomes
a go-to destination.
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Then I can forget
about all the damage
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Carole fuckin' Baskin's done.
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Who?
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- Some nasty bitch
who's got it in for me.
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But don't worry,
I'm hittin' back at her.
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- Uh, the ad said the job comes
with accommodations provided?
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- Only the best.
- You have equipment?
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We can get anything you need.
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And the advance?
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Sure, I can get that.
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- Well, then,
I'm ready to roll, Joe.
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One last thing.
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I couldn't help but notice
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it's been a while
since your last job.
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Be honest, you still got it?
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Let me ask you something.
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You got a gorilla at this zoo?
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No.
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Well, congratulations.
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'Cause you just got yourself
an 800-pound one.
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Rick, I like your style.
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Can you close that behind you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
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Hey, John.
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Yeah?
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Give me some of that sugar.
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- You had a good day?
- Yeah, I'm good. You?
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- Good, yeah.
Can you show Rick to his digs?
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He's gonna be
working with us at the zoo.
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Sure.
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You ready?
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- Uh, yeah, I'll get my stuff
from the car.
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- Okay.
- Have a good night.
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You must be a big deal
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for Joe to give you
the best trailer.
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I'll see you later.
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Sweet dreams.
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Jesus Christ.
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Did you move Rick in?
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Yep.
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- Was he happy
with the trailer?
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He didn't say he wasn't.
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Damn, it's late.
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I need some shut-eye.
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Hey.
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- Sup?
- Sup?
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G'night, boys.
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- Night.
- Night.
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Oh, shit!
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Hey. Shit. Sorry, dude.
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I wasn't--I didn't feed em'.
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I was just looking at em.
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Whatever, man.
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Hey, you wanna, uh,
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you wanna smoke this joint?
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I'm good.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I saved
some of the Lucky Charms
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in case, like, you wanted any.
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You didn't have to do that.
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I know. It's just, like...
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It's your place, you know?
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Well...
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it's your place now too, sorta.
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Yeah, but...
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You were here first, so...
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What?
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- Don't get
all twisted about it.
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I told Joe
if he wants to fuck you,
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I'm okay with that.
259
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:39,361
Whatever makes Joe happy,
you know?
260
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:40,570
Yeah.
261
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:46,618
It's just, like--
it's a little weird, right?
262
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,079
Yeah, it's a little weird.
263
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,081
It's definitely a first for me.
264
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,170
With Joe...
265
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,718
You learn pretty quick
that what's weird out there
266
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,345
ain't so weird in here.
267
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,351
- Oh, my God.
Okay, so this is Cat Stevens.
268
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,812
He's got biceps tendinitis
pretty bad
269
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,690
but luckily, the laser therapy
is helping, you know?
270
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,733
- You give the tiger
laser therapy?
271
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:19,818
Well, yes.
272
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,319
When you have
a laser therapy machine,
273
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,487
you might as well use it.
274
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,698
And they deserve it
275
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,366
because they've been
through a lot.
276
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,618
Can you believe
there are people out there
277
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,829
who want to hurt
these majestic animals?
278
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,122
Ugh.
279
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,581
- Did you get the binder
from Valerie Davis
280
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,208
about big cat abuse in America?
281
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,835
I did, yeah. Thank you.
282
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,794
If you want, I can give you
283
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,087
the highlights
for your article.
284
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,880
- Or the lowlights.
285
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,090
That's okay.
286
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,134
I'd actually like to ask
about you.
287
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:47,554
- Well, I began my sanctuary
from nothing,
288
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,514
and now we have
a four-star rating
289
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,852
from Charity Navigator,
which is their highest rating.
290
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,562
I'll wait if you want
to write that down.
291
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,357
- Oh, it's okay.
I meant you personally.
292
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,110
Can you tell me a little
about your relationship
293
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,571
with your ex-husband,
Don Lewis?
294
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,741
- Well, he and I
were still married
295
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,452
when he disappeared,
so technically, I'm his widow.
296
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,579
- How do you feel
about the rumors that you had
297
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,123
something to do
with his disappearance?
298
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:19,127
- I think they are
bizarre and hilarious
299
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,212
and I don't understand them
300
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,465
because there were never
any charges filed, so.
301
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,092
Should we get in the car
and go down to the sanctuary?
302
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,636
'Cause I really wanna
introduce you to Cat in person.
303
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,221
Ms. Baskin,
304
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,767
why do you think this story has
generated so much interest?
305
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,436
- I don't pay attention
to what people say about me,
306
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,104
and it was
a very long time ago,
307
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,106
so that's suspect.
308
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,608
You know, why now?
309
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,777
- Well, we were
turned on to the story
310
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,362
by a citizen in Oklahoma.
311
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,325
Okay, Gigi, the only news here
312
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,411
is that you are being fed
unsubstantiated gossip
313
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,707
by a documented animal abuser
named Joe Exotic.
314
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,252
- Actually, I've learned
some new information.
315
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,296
You're familiar
with Anne McQueen?
316
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,506
I am, yes.
317
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,466
That's Don's
personal secretary.
318
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,593
- Well, she's prepared to share
a letter you wrote her.
319
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,303
She read me a portion of it.
320
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,555
Okay. Good.
321
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,602
- "Perhaps I asked
for too much,
322
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,562
"but I had to get out
of my marriage
323
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:23,191
and would have eventually
killed my husband to do it."
324
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,859
- Mm-hmm.
325
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,320
Would you care to comment?
326
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:31,533
Um...hmm.
327
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:34,494
- Why don't we kick this off
with you telling us
328
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:38,331
in your own words
what makes this zoo so special.
329
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:40,166
- Damn,
I feel like Johnny Carson
330
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,669
if he was a gay redneck.
331
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,966
And we're rollin'!
332
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,676
Whenever you're ready, Joe.
333
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:53,054
- Folks,
the all-new GW Zoo is great
334
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,057
for kids and grown-ups alike.
335
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,351
We got over 200 big cats.
336
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,062
We got bears. We got snakes.
337
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,522
You name it, we got it.
338
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,692
We're the number one
animal park in the region,
339
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,654
and that includes every zoo
or "sanctuary,"
340
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,365
which is really
just a fancy word for zoo,
341
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,492
even though
Carole Baskin thinks
342
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,869
she's better
than everybody else,
343
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,288
when she's really just
a fuckin' dragon lady--
344
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:22,334
you know, you can trust me
over that lyin' bitch any day
345
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,544
'cause I did not stash
my dead husband
346
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,879
under my septic tank.
347
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,715
- Let's stop there.
- You're doing great, Joe.
348
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:33,094
- How 'bout we focus more
on what makes this park
349
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,763
so much fun, yeah?
350
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,765
- You got it.
- Good, good.
351
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,558
And we're rolling.
352
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,727
- We got
the most beautiful animals
353
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,936
at the GW Zoo,
354
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,606
and here, you can just
come up and pet 'em.
355
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,400
We call that showin' them love,
356
00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,986
not abuse like
Carole fuckin' Baskin says.
357
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,404
You wanna know about abuse?
358
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:52,947
Think about
Carole's poor husband
359
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,075
having to fuck
that ugly ass every night.
360
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,620
I think the dead husband
got a better deal, don't you?
361
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,621
Cut!
362
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,331
You're on fire, baby!
363
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,291
Whoo! Whoo!
364
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,628
- Let's try
to leave Carole out of it.
365
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,382
All right, we can try that.
366
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,425
- What about when
you first started the zoo?
367
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,010
I'd love to hear
what it was like
368
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:17,806
getting a park like this going
in the middle of nowhere.
369
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,025
What'd you bring home for me?
370
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,444
- Bengal tiger,
about three years old.
371
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,113
Gotta admit,
372
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,657
that's not the anniversary
present I was expecting.
373
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,825
I know.
374
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,577
The cops didn't know
what to do with it.
375
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,372
They found the owner
in the house.
376
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,833
Must've been dead
about two weeks.
377
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,418
Can you imagine?
378
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,253
Tiger chained up
in the backyard,
379
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,256
hungry, for two weeks?
380
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,133
- Is he okay?
- Yeah, he will be.
381
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,426
He's sedated now.
382
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,261
Just wanna move him
before he wakes up.
383
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,512
Do your thing.
384
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,264
We'll celebrate
when you're done.
385
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,521
Hey, baby.
386
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:09,024
Well, hey there.
387
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,400
Hi.
388
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,030
Here.
389
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,160
Wow.
390
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,661
You smell fantastic.
391
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,787
I'll take a shower.
392
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,748
- No, no, no
I'm into the whole...
393
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,292
musky sewer thing
you got goin' on.
394
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,252
Oh, champagne? Shit.
395
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,378
- I knew
what I was getting into
396
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,421
when I married you.
397
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,383
- Oh, man.
- You want dinner?
398
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:39,054
- Ah, fuck it.
Let's go straight to cake.
399
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,348
All right.
400
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,975
- It's all warm now.
- Oh, well.
401
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,311
- But it's good shit.
You got the brut.
402
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,570
"Happy birthday, Joe"?
403
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:59,240
- Yeah, the bakery said
they made a mistake.
404
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:02,577
- Would it kill them to just
write in "anniversary"?
405
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,037
- I was just happy
to get out of there
406
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,955
before they started
quoting the Bible at me.
407
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,501
I'll get plates.
408
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,477
Ah, shit.
409
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,646
You didn't just do that to me.
410
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,533
Get your ass over here.
411
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,913
Oh, okay. All right.
412
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:55,463
- See they passed
the law in Vermont?
413
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,010
It's not like they legalized
gay marriage, but...
414
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,513
some places
that are more hospitable.
415
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:07,100
- Yeah, but who the fuck
wants to live in Vermont?
416
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,852
Well...
417
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,479
we might be old and gray
before the state of Oklahoma
418
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,189
considers what we got real.
419
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,066
"Old and gray"?
420
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,903
This fine-ass face is gonna get
every nip and tuck on the menu.
421
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,114
I'm gonna keep it tight
for my man.
422
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,122
Happy anniversary, baby.
423
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,783
Hello, Anne McQueen.
424
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:09,329
Anne, why did you
talk about me to a reporter?
425
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,373
Because she asked.
426
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,584
- Anne, the letter
I sent you was personal.
427
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,003
That wasn't meant
for anyone but you.
428
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,922
- You wrote the words,
didn't you?
429
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,715
- Yes, I wrote them
about my first husband,
430
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,716
not about Don.
431
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,134
What's the difference?
432
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,136
You said
you wanted to kill him.
433
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:26,846
- I didn't say
I wanted to kill him.
434
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,307
I said I would kill him
if I had to.
435
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,934
In self-defense.
436
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,019
And now they're twisting it,
437
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,689
and they're making it seem
like I killed Don...
438
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,190
which I did not.
439
00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,276
- I can't even believe
you're here right now.
440
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,445
Do you know how crazy this is?
441
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,698
- Look,
I know that you hate me,
442
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,117
for whatever reason,
but do you know
443
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,536
who is behind
this hit piece on me?
444
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,872
It's an animal abuser
named Joe Exotic.
445
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,792
And if you give
the newspaper ammunition,
446
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:56,918
you're just helping him
447
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,503
and you're hurting
the cats, Anne.
448
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,381
Who cares?
449
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,800
Oh, my God--
450
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,428
She doesn't even care
about the cats.
451
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,056
This lady doesn't even care
about the cats!
452
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,350
Enough with the cats, Carole.
453
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,644
Jesus.
454
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:17,105
I've got a roast in the oven.
455
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,817
Hey.
456
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:25,739
Retract what you said
about me to the reporter.
457
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,324
Are you serious right now?
458
00:23:28,366 --> 00:23:31,202
Anne, I'm a good person.
459
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,412
I'm a nice person.
460
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:33,580
I try my best.
461
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:35,832
Why--why are you
doing this to me?
462
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,292
Because I think you know more
463
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:40,378
about Don's disappearance
than you're saying.
464
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,256
- Well, I already filed
a lawsuit against Joe Exotic,
465
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,967
and it's no skin off my back
to sue you, too.
466
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,094
So just know
what you're stepping into.
467
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,638
Move your foot.
468
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:56,269
Careful with that.
469
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,313
- I ain't gonna blow us up.
- Whoa.
470
00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,440
- I can do this
with my eyes closed.
471
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,483
You want me to?
472
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,194
- No.
473
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,363
No, I do not.
474
00:24:06,404 --> 00:24:09,657
It was cool to hear
about the early days.
475
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:10,950
Yeah?
476
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:12,619
- When you were
just starting out here.
477
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,622
I didn't--I didn't even know
that you had a husband.
478
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:19,793
- Oh, yeah.
Almost 12 years.
479
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,504
Wow. What happened to him?
480
00:24:22,545 --> 00:24:24,673
Oh, he died.
481
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,885
- How?
- Oh, he was sick.
482
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:32,055
You know, a lot of my friends
back then got sick.
483
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,808
Did you get sick?
484
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,894
- No, I don't know why,
but I never did.
485
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,734
- That must've been
really, really, really hard.
486
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:46,027
Losing him.
487
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,987
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
488
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,406
But you know, at the end,
489
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:52,826
I didn't want him
to die at the hospital, so I...
490
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,829
I loaded him up
on the truck and...
491
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,499
- He's so light.
- Yeah.
492
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:03,211
- I looked over at him,
and he looked back at me...
493
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,133
Like he wanted to make sure
I was gonna be okay.
494
00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:13,680
And I guess
when he was sure, he, uh...
495
00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:15,724
just kinda let go.
496
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,476
'Cause he...
497
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,731
He really loved me.
498
00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:24,607
You know what I mean?
499
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:25,692
Yeah.
500
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:28,486
Yeah.
501
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,655
I mean...
502
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,782
no, not really.
503
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,869
What you mean?
504
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:38,246
You ain't never been loved?
505
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,417
I mean, like,
506
00:25:42,459 --> 00:25:45,879
I've had people tell me
507
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,048
that they loved me before,
508
00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:50,884
but if what they did to me
was out of love,
509
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,511
then, uh, I don't want that.
510
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,056
Sure as hell don't want that.
511
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,852
They hurt you?
512
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:03,938
- We moved around a lot
when I was a kid.
513
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:07,817
And, uh, you know, we'd, like,
514
00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:10,904
crash at shelters
515
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:14,407
and friends' places and shit.
516
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:15,867
And...
517
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,245
Shit happens, you know?
518
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,045
I don't really--I, like,
hate thinking about it
519
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,880
because it would make...
520
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,305
You wanna blow some shit up?
521
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:40,517
What?
522
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,768
You wanna blow some shit up?
523
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:42,936
You wanna blow some--
524
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,688
some of those fuckers up?
525
00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:45,814
Yeah.
526
00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:46,940
- All right.
527
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,358
Yeah. Yeah?
528
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,902
Fuck 'em up.
529
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,112
- You ready?
- Yeah.
530
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,489
Okay, let's do it.
531
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,580
- Squeeze it.
- There we go.
532
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:06,167
And breathe as you squeeze.
533
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,326
Hey, counselor.
534
00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,745
If you came to eat pussy,
535
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,663
sorry to say we only let you
feed 'em here.
536
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:47,917
What's got your panties
in a pucker?
537
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:50,211
- Your countersuit against
the Baskins was dismissed.
538
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,923
What?
539
00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:55,175
Why?
540
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,468
- Well, might have
something to do
541
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,178
with the fact that
your lawsuit was baseless
542
00:27:58,219 --> 00:27:59,763
and had no legal merit
whatsoever,
543
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,306
but that's just a guess.
544
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:04,100
- Sounds like the judge just
declared you a shitty lawyer.
545
00:28:04,142 --> 00:28:06,144
- I'm shitty
at many things, Joe.
546
00:28:06,186 --> 00:28:08,521
Dancing, parenting,
not smoking.
547
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:09,939
But the law?
548
00:28:09,981 --> 00:28:11,900
It's the one thing
I'm very good at.
549
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,401
And I got news for you.
550
00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:14,694
Next thing
that's gonna happen is,
551
00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:17,197
the Baskins are gonna win
this suit against you
552
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,699
because they've got
a great fucking case.
553
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:22,285
Now, if you wanna fight it,
I will take your money.
554
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:23,745
But no matter how you play it,
555
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,873
it's gonna end with you
owing them a million dollars.
556
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:30,210
Joke's on them.
I ain't got it.
557
00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,212
- Well, they'll come
for your assets.
558
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:34,506
That means the zoo.
559
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:38,259
Carole Baskin will take
everything that belongs to you.
560
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,430
- What if the zoo
don't belong to me?
561
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:49,396
Hey, Ma, been too long.
562
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,689
How about dinner tonight?
563
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,108
Just you and me.
564
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,277
I gave that lady
a two hour tour
565
00:28:56,319 --> 00:28:58,154
of the sanctuary,
and there's not
566
00:28:58,196 --> 00:28:59,906
one quote in there
about the cats!
567
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,116
It's all about Don.
568
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,535
- "No comment"
is not an evasion.
569
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:04,911
You didn't dodge her question.
570
00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:08,081
You simply chose not
to dignify it with an answer.
571
00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:09,249
That's what I'm saying.
572
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:11,543
I mean,
with journalism like that,
573
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:14,087
they might as well rename
themselves "The Enquirer."
574
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,588
What's next, Ellen and Portia
575
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,424
are having threesomes
with aliens?
576
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,508
- Ha.
You know what we're doing?
577
00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:20,093
I'm going to cancel
our subscription.
578
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,262
- Howard, no, you love
their arts and leisure section.
579
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,722
That's not fair.
580
00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:26,016
God, I am so angry.
581
00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:27,100
You know what I'm gonna do?
582
00:29:27,142 --> 00:29:28,268
What?
583
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:29,686
- I'm gonna write
a letter to the ed--
584
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,813
I'm gonna write
a strongly-worded
585
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:33,148
letter to the editor.
586
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,483
- I love when you get
all riled up on my behalf.
587
00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:36,943
Want me to call Sidney?
588
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,612
Uh, no.
589
00:29:39,654 --> 00:29:41,865
No lawyers.
590
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:43,950
Except maybe for Anne McQueen.
591
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,994
No, scratch that.
592
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:47,704
That's exactly what Joe wants.
593
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,289
He wants this story
to go on and on
594
00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:51,374
so people keep talking
about it.
595
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,293
'Cause he knows we're winning.
596
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,919
That's the only way
he can get to us.
597
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,379
All right, all right.
598
00:29:56,421 --> 00:29:58,173
What should we do?
599
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:00,842
- We will do what you do
to a child
600
00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:02,385
who is having a tantrum.
601
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,678
You ignore him.
602
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,431
We will put this article
out of our minds.
603
00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,350
That's what I'm gonna do.
604
00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:09,893
All right.
605
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,104
That would've been one hell
of a letter to the editor.
606
00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:14,272
And...
607
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,362
Hey, Rick!
608
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:22,906
We're ready to roll!
609
00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:24,366
The hell is that?
610
00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:25,742
It's Carole Baskin!
611
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:29,079
We're gonna have
some fun today.
612
00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:35,919
Code red!
613
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,420
Code red, Tiger Alley!
614
00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,398
Christ.
615
00:31:00,777 --> 00:31:02,696
- Saff just put his fucking arm
in the feeding cage, man.
616
00:31:02,737 --> 00:31:05,281
Raja got a hold of it.
617
00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:07,450
- You'll be okay. Okay?
618
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:09,327
It's okay, Saff. You--you okay?
619
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,287
Yeah, we gotta
stop the bleeding.
620
00:31:11,329 --> 00:31:12,914
Okay, you call--call 911.
621
00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,290
Okay, okay.
622
00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,215
Get in there.
623
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,675
Clean shot,
but whatever you do,
624
00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,885
don't turn off
the fucking camera.
625
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:33,393
Okay. Saff, look at me. Okay?
626
00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:34,519
All right, it's gonna hurt.
627
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,021
Okay, just look at me.
628
00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:38,815
Ready? Okay. One, two...
629
00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,277
- Three.
630
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:56,583
- How long
you gonna stand there?
631
00:31:56,624 --> 00:31:58,376
What am I supposed to say?
632
00:31:58,418 --> 00:31:59,794
Hmm?
633
00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:03,006
"Maybe the docs
will save your arm"?
634
00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:05,884
Shit, I can't even
look Saff in the eye.
635
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,387
All right.
636
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,473
I got this.
637
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:13,391
Look, I've been there.
638
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:14,601
I know
what Saff's going through
639
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,853
and I know
what he needs right now.
640
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:19,272
What?
641
00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:20,982
The truth.
642
00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,087
Fuck.
643
00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:45,423
Hey.
644
00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:46,883
You okay?
645
00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:48,343
No, I'm not fuckin' okay,
646
00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:51,012
- I want some fuckin' Funyuns!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
647
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,639
I don't wanna talk right now.
648
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:08,029
How's Saff?
649
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,783
Not good.
650
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,164
How are you doing?
651
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:27,549
Hey.
652
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,636
Hey, get out of the rain.
653
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,304
You're gonna catch a cold, Joe.
654
00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:38,059
Hey, it's okay.
655
00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:47,569
Travis, it was horrible.
656
00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:50,238
All that blood and...
657
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,532
I could see
the bone sticking out.
658
00:33:52,574 --> 00:33:54,617
- Let's get you home, okay?
- No.
659
00:33:54,659 --> 00:33:56,077
- C'mon, let's get you home.
- No.
660
00:33:56,119 --> 00:33:57,370
- There's nothing you can do.
- No, I hate hospitals.
661
00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,830
I hate hospitals, Travis,
662
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:03,668
but I hate comin' home
from a hospital more.
663
00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:33,383
Mr. Schreibvogel?
664
00:35:33,425 --> 00:35:35,051
Mr. Schreibvogel?
665
00:35:35,093 --> 00:35:37,178
I've been trying
to get in touch with you.
666
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:40,181
I'm doing
a magic show next month.
667
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:42,976
I want to add an exotic animal.
668
00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:44,811
Would you consider
performing with me?
669
00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:55,989
That's a lot of people.
670
00:35:56,031 --> 00:35:57,782
- Ah, don't worry.
They'll love you.
671
00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,826
So what's your name gonna be?
672
00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:01,745
Schreibvogel's a real mouthful.
673
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:03,371
Mine was too.
674
00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:04,706
That's why I changed it
675
00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:07,125
to Johnny Magic.
676
00:36:09,044 --> 00:36:11,546
Wait, you're not gonna
wear that, are you?
677
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:24,309
Hi, folks.
678
00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:27,479
My name is Joe Exotic.
679
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:35,445
Who wants to see me make
a tiger appear out of thin air?
680
00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:01,638
My love, I'm at the store.
681
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,931
I can only get
the protein bars with the nuts.
682
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,140
Is that okay?
683
00:37:04,182 --> 00:37:05,809
Yeah, that's great.
684
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:07,310
- Okay.
- Listen.
685
00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:09,562
I got some newsabout the lawsuit.
686
00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:10,730
Okay.
687
00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:14,776
Joe gave upfor the whole million dollars.
688
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,027
Howard!
689
00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,529
- I know, I know,it sounds great,
690
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:20,532
but before you get excited,there's a catch.
691
00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,534
Okay.
692
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:25,537
- He transferred the zooto his mother's name.
693
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,289
What does that mean?
694
00:37:28,331 --> 00:37:30,000
Well, it's clearly fraud.
695
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,210
I don't think it'll stand up,but it's gonna take a while
696
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,045
for the courtto investigate it.
697
00:37:34,087 --> 00:37:35,338
A while?
698
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,882
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God.
699
00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,801
This man is like a cockroach.
700
00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:41,177
You think
you've stomped him out,
701
00:37:41,219 --> 00:37:44,514
but he just keeps on breeding.
702
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,062
I'm so sorry.
703
00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,106
I wish I had better news.
704
00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:55,400
- I love you, honey.
I gotta go.
705
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,610
Bye.
706
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,086
Oh.
707
00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:16,963
Sorry. Sorry.
I was gonna get that.
708
00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:18,590
That's my husband's favorite.
709
00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:19,924
You took the last one.
710
00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:21,509
Sorry.
711
00:38:21,551 --> 00:38:23,219
I was here first.
712
00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:26,139
- I think I was here first,
so I just was gonna--
713
00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:27,932
- Then why am I holding
the vegan ravioli
714
00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:29,309
and you're not?
715
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:32,062
Can I please have it?
716
00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:38,234
Okay. Okay.
717
00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:40,195
You won.
718
00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:46,409
- Are you--
719
00:38:47,827 --> 00:38:49,412
Are you crazy?
720
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:55,627
Here, take my husband's
protein bars
721
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:56,628
while you're at it.
722
00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:59,130
Steal a man's pasta.
723
00:38:59,172 --> 00:39:01,549
Steal a good man's pasta!
724
00:39:12,936 --> 00:39:14,396
Hey, where are you goin'?
725
00:39:14,437 --> 00:39:16,106
- I gotta tell you
everywhere I go?
726
00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:17,065
The hell's that mean?
727
00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:18,441
Hey. Hey!
728
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,276
Come on, I just wanna
crawl in bed
729
00:39:20,318 --> 00:39:22,362
and forget this fuckin' day
ever happened.
730
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:23,988
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
731
00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:26,366
- You sure you want me
in that bed?
732
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:27,450
John.
733
00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:29,744
Saff's about to lose his arm.
734
00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,121
The zoo's on life support.
735
00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:33,832
I've had enough drama
for one day, okay?
736
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,542
Okay.
737
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,460
Okay.
738
00:39:37,502 --> 00:39:39,129
You don't give a fuck
about how I feel.
739
00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:40,338
Got it.
740
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,464
What are you talkin' about?
741
00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:43,591
- This ain't about you!
- No.
742
00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:46,469
It's not fuckin' about me,
is it?
743
00:39:46,511 --> 00:39:48,179
Everything is about
what you want!
744
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:49,848
- We all had a long day--
- Hey!
745
00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:51,766
- Shut the fuck up!
- Hey!
746
00:39:51,808 --> 00:39:54,394
He did not fuck with you!
747
00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:55,645
Hey!
748
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:05,113
John.
749
00:40:05,155 --> 00:40:07,240
What're you doin'?
750
00:40:07,282 --> 00:40:08,700
You did this.
751
00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:31,097
Hey, Joe.
752
00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:33,475
I know today was rough.
753
00:40:35,477 --> 00:40:37,312
Press is all over me.
754
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:38,563
Phone won't stop ringin'.
755
00:40:38,605 --> 00:40:40,398
They all wanna talk
about what happened,
756
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,401
how the zoo is unsafe.
757
00:40:44,944 --> 00:40:47,739
This is one
of the worst days of my life.
758
00:40:47,781 --> 00:40:49,157
And believe me,
759
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:51,576
I've had some doozies.
760
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:55,246
- Well,
I'm about to cheer you up.
761
00:40:55,288 --> 00:40:58,750
The footage from today
762
00:40:58,792 --> 00:41:01,586
is incredible.
763
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:04,631
I mean,
like nothing I've ever seen.
764
00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:05,924
Look at this.
765
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:07,133
- I don't wanna see
anything about today.
766
00:41:07,175 --> 00:41:08,426
Joe.
767
00:41:10,595 --> 00:41:12,097
Just watch.
768
00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:13,640
You'll see.
769
00:41:19,062 --> 00:41:21,231
Look at that shot!
770
00:41:21,272 --> 00:41:23,316
Networks spend months
in war zones
771
00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,777
lookin' for footage like that.
772
00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:26,820
What's your point?
773
00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:29,072
Joe, I can sell this.
774
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,323
This is a show.
775
00:41:30,365 --> 00:41:31,866
- Are you back
on the crack pipe?
776
00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:33,702
Your life is a show.
777
00:41:33,743 --> 00:41:34,828
Not just today,
778
00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:36,204
everything that happens
at this park.
779
00:41:36,246 --> 00:41:37,247
Everyone.
780
00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:38,832
You, John, and Travis.
781
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,125
We gotta film that!
782
00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:43,086
There's drama there. It's gold!
783
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:45,130
- Rick,
there ain't no more park.
784
00:41:45,171 --> 00:41:46,423
Nobody wants
to come here anymore.
785
00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:47,465
You don't get it.
786
00:41:47,507 --> 00:41:49,634
Once I get this on national TV,
787
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:52,178
you won't be able
to sell tickets fast enough.
788
00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,097
You're gonna have
to turn people away!
789
00:41:54,139 --> 00:41:55,140
Are you shitting me?
790
00:41:55,181 --> 00:41:56,516
I'm telling you!
791
00:41:56,558 --> 00:41:59,894
I have the connections,
you have the story.
792
00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:03,231
America is gonna love you.
793
00:42:07,902 --> 00:42:10,864
Joe, I'm gonna make you
a gun-toting, animal-loving,
794
00:42:10,905 --> 00:42:14,117
mullet-wearing,
motherfuckin' star.
795
00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:33,678
Well, I gotta say,
796
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,513
that's the first time
I've ever heard
797
00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:37,599
of anyone being banned
from the supermarket.
798
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,142
It's not banned.
799
00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:41,478
Security asked me to leave.
800
00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:43,313
- Forever.
- Mm.
801
00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:45,523
Was it like
a scene from "Cops"?
802
00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:50,028
We all lose our cool sometimes.
803
00:42:51,905 --> 00:42:56,159
- There was a couple
staring at me and whispering.
804
00:42:56,201 --> 00:42:58,787
Like I didn't already know
what they were saying.
805
00:42:58,828 --> 00:43:01,039
- You've been
recognized before.
806
00:43:01,081 --> 00:43:03,500
- Mm-hmm, for being
an animal activist.
807
00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:06,920
Not some sort
of female Jeffrey Dahmer.
808
00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:09,297
- Nobody thinks of you
like that.
809
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,758
- This Don story
is not going away,
810
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,679
no matter how much
I pray it will.
811
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,098
- It might if you weren't
a public figure.
812
00:43:19,891 --> 00:43:21,351
Maybe it's time
we face the reality
813
00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:23,728
that as long as you're the face
of big cat activism,
814
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:25,105
you're gonna be a target.
815
00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:29,317
But if I stop, Joe wins.
816
00:43:29,359 --> 00:43:30,402
All of--they all win.
817
00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:32,570
Well, if you stay the course,
818
00:43:32,612 --> 00:43:34,322
people will keep digging
and digging
819
00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:35,532
into your personal life.
820
00:43:35,573 --> 00:43:36,908
They'll never stop.
821
00:43:39,411 --> 00:43:41,538
Is that what you want?
822
00:43:41,579 --> 00:43:44,040
You have to ask yourself,
is it worth it?
823
00:43:54,926 --> 00:43:56,261
- Hey, all you cool catsand kittens.
824
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:58,638
It's Carole Baskinat Big Cat Rescue.
825
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:03,393
I have gotten
some attention recently,
826
00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:06,396
not of my choosing.
827
00:44:06,438 --> 00:44:09,566
You may have noticed that
there are some people out there
828
00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:11,985
who are attacking me
829
00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:14,070
and dragging my name
through the mud
830
00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:18,950
in an attempt to stop the work
that I've been doing.
831
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:22,162
And if you're wondering
whether these attacks
832
00:44:22,203 --> 00:44:26,416
will cause me to pull back,
the answer is simple.
833
00:44:26,458 --> 00:44:29,044
I will never stop.
834
00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:30,545
I will never stop.
835
00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:33,256
But I would like to set
the record straight
836
00:44:33,298 --> 00:44:36,509
so that we can focus
on what's really important,
837
00:44:36,551 --> 00:44:39,554
which is getting Congress
to pass legislation
838
00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:42,349
to end big cat abuse
in the United States
839
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:44,142
for once and for all.
840
00:44:44,184 --> 00:44:47,771
So to that end, I say,
841
00:44:47,812 --> 00:44:49,606
I have never hurt anyone,
842
00:44:49,647 --> 00:44:53,234
including my former husband.
843
00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:56,321
Even though he did hurt me.
844
00:44:56,363 --> 00:45:00,116
I have had some very painful
experiences in my life.
845
00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:03,703
And throughout it all,
846
00:45:03,745 --> 00:45:08,458
I have actually kept a journal,
847
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,876
which has been very helpful
848
00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:12,712
and which I would like to share
849
00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:15,507
portions of with you now.
850
00:45:15,548 --> 00:45:18,551
If you want to know about me,
851
00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:20,303
buckle up and get comfortable,
852
00:45:20,345 --> 00:45:23,723
because I have nothing to hide.
853
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:26,351
Okay.
854
00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:32,982
I was born on June 6, 1961.
855
00:45:33,024 --> 00:45:35,443
My parents had met
a year or two before.
856
00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:39,698
My mother had invited my dad
out on a Sadie Hawkins Day,
857
00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:43,952
since he was too shy
to make the first move.
858
00:45:43,993 --> 00:45:46,705
Believe it or not,
my first cat was a tabby
859
00:45:46,746 --> 00:45:49,874
called Tiger.
860
00:45:49,916 --> 00:45:52,794
I forget if it was me
who gave her the name
861
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:57,257
or if it was one of my parents,
but either way,
862
00:45:57,298 --> 00:46:00,218
this was an extraordinary
bit of foreshadowing.
863
00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:07,642
Why'd you bring me here, Joe?
864
00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:10,186
To tell you the news.
865
00:46:10,228 --> 00:46:12,564
Things are gonna change
around here.
866
00:46:12,605 --> 00:46:15,442
Our problems are going away.
867
00:46:15,483 --> 00:46:16,985
Yeah?
868
00:46:17,027 --> 00:46:18,403
How's that?
869
00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:21,698
- A little something
called the magic of television.
870
00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:25,493
But here's the thing.
871
00:46:25,535 --> 00:46:28,663
None of it matters
872
00:46:28,705 --> 00:46:31,041
if you're unhappy.
873
00:46:31,082 --> 00:46:32,709
I know a lot's been going on,
874
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,420
and maybe I haven't
focused on you
875
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:37,297
the way I should've.
876
00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:41,509
So I wanna show you
how much I care about you.
877
00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:43,094
What do you think?
878
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,556
Of this room?
879
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:48,391
It ain't just a room.
880
00:46:48,433 --> 00:46:50,185
Well, looks like a room.
881
00:46:50,226 --> 00:46:53,271
- Well, you gotta use
your imagination.
882
00:46:53,313 --> 00:46:55,899
Picture a huge-ass tank
883
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,777
with everything
your gators need.
884
00:46:58,818 --> 00:47:02,197
And plenty of space,
so you can get more.
885
00:47:02,238 --> 00:47:03,406
A gator house.
886
00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:12,165
Look, I know you got
something against Travis.
887
00:47:12,207 --> 00:47:15,460
- No, I ain't got
nothin' against him.
888
00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:16,878
You said
you was just fuckin' him.
889
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,046
That's all it was.
890
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,632
- Whatever is
between me and him
891
00:47:20,674 --> 00:47:22,425
has nothing to do
with me and you.
892
00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:24,386
That's bullshit.
893
00:47:24,427 --> 00:47:27,305
What do you want, John?
894
00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:28,932
I want us.
895
00:47:30,475 --> 00:47:31,851
Like it was.
896
00:47:31,893 --> 00:47:34,979
- But it is the way it was,
only better.
897
00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,898
- You're trying to talk
your way out of it,
898
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:39,275
but I don't buy it.
899
00:47:39,317 --> 00:47:41,236
I ain't a kid anymore.
900
00:47:41,277 --> 00:47:42,737
- Well, I'm not gettin' rid
of Travis,
901
00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:43,863
if that's what you're after,
902
00:47:43,905 --> 00:47:46,991
and I don't wanna lose you.
903
00:47:47,033 --> 00:47:50,161
You're my world, John.
904
00:47:50,203 --> 00:47:54,582
And this park
is your whole world.
905
00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:58,503
You work here, you live here,
your friends are here.
906
00:47:58,545 --> 00:48:00,463
I just want you to be happy.
You tell me what you want.
907
00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:02,882
You want a new truck,
you want video games,
908
00:48:02,924 --> 00:48:05,635
whatever it is, you got it.
909
00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:08,805
'Cause nothing's more important
to me than your happiness.
910
00:48:14,185 --> 00:48:15,437
Yeah.
911
00:48:17,647 --> 00:48:19,983
Okay.
912
00:48:21,776 --> 00:48:23,778
So we good?
913
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:26,489
Yeah.
914
00:48:26,531 --> 00:48:27,615
We're good.
915
00:48:27,657 --> 00:48:29,367
That's my guy.
916
00:48:31,077 --> 00:48:33,329
There's one more question
I wanna ask you.
917
00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:47,302
What do you say?
918
00:48:50,805 --> 00:48:52,265
You wanna marry me?
919
00:48:52,307 --> 00:48:53,767
Bet your ass I do.
920
00:48:53,808 --> 00:48:56,519
You and John.
921
00:48:56,561 --> 00:48:58,021
Yo, what, dude?
922
00:48:58,063 --> 00:49:01,775
You wanna marry me and John?
923
00:49:01,816 --> 00:49:03,109
Hell yeah!
924
00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:04,527
It's gonna be
a three-way wedding.
925
00:49:04,569 --> 00:49:07,697
It's gonna be awesome.
926
00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:09,282
Did you run that by John?
927
00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:11,576
- Sure, he knows I want him
to be happy,
928
00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,203
just like I feel about you.
929
00:49:13,244 --> 00:49:15,997
- Is it even legal for
three people to get married?
930
00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:17,707
Of course not!
931
00:49:17,749 --> 00:49:19,834
But who cares?
Fuck 'em.
932
00:49:19,876 --> 00:49:21,336
Yeah.
933
00:49:22,921 --> 00:49:25,632
I know you've been hurt
934
00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:28,718
by people who were
supposed to take care of you.
935
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:31,054
Well, that's fuckin' over.
936
00:49:31,096 --> 00:49:33,098
We're gonna make a family
in this park.
937
00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:36,893
And no one can say
a damn thing about it.
938
00:49:36,935 --> 00:49:38,561
So you want this ring or what?
939
00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:46,611
Yeah.
940
00:49:46,653 --> 00:49:48,613
Yeah, I do.
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