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I figured out
Franklin's anniversary gift.
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Have you guys been together
two years already?
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No. It's the anniversary
of the first time
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we shared the same piece of gum.
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I hope you got to go first.
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- And third.
- Mm.
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What are you getting Franklin?
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I'm gonna make him a licorice cake.
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Nothing excites the kid more
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than a pre-World War II era dessert.
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Oh, stop wasting your time.
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Anniversaries are
just lame creations by Hallmark
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to make you think love is real.
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Mom, can boys have a time of the month?
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Absolutely.
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The symptom to watch for in your father
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is complaining about the water bill.
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- What's up?
- Nothing.
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Really? Because you seem like someone
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who just saw the girl
he took to the prom,
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who he thought he was kind of dating,
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and found out that she was back in town
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and didn't call him.
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That's just the vibe I'm getting.
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Oh, Taylor told you.
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Yes, I have a Lindsey-shaped
hole in my heart.
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But the pain has become my companion.
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Moping around the house is not
going to help you feel better.
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Why don't you come to
Stewart and Kingston's with me
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and we can pick up a few things?
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No thanks.
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Oh, I see.
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There's been a misunderstanding.
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I used a friendly tone.
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My mistake.
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Get your [bleep] ass in the [bleep] car.
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That felt right.
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- Subs by kinglouisxx -
for www.addic7ed.com
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According to
the City Council election polls,
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- you're in fourth place.
- How is that possible
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when there are
only three people running?
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A lot of people are planning
to write in Kanye.
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And the main reason you're in last place
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is that slimy frontrunner, Steve Hobert.
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I know. He's dumping tons of money
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into negative ads against me.
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Well, you're my campaign manager.
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There must be some way to stop him.
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How about we take him
out of the race entirely?
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- How?
- I did some recon.
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I followed him around.
I got something good.
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What? Hookers? Drugs?
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Nah, dude, "Grand Theft Auto"
made those cool.
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That would get him elected.
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No, I found out that Hobert
gets his feet massaged
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at the same place in Norwalk
every Wednesday.
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How does that help me?
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Because I slipped a masseuse there $5
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and then $25, and then a Mazda Miata,
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and she told me that Hobert
gets super relaxed,
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starts talking all this smack
about Westport.
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Apparently, he thinks
this is a dinky little town
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and just a stepping stone
to him becoming a congressman.
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So, all we have to do is record him
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bad-mouthing Westport
and put it on the Internet.
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Exactly!
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I will throw on one of these disguises
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that I use for my prank videos.
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I will go down to the massage parlor
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and I will record the Hobert scandal
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with a hidden camera.
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Then I'm gonna go to my buddy's house,
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trick him into making out with me.
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Boom! Three million views.
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No, you will not spy on Hobert.
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I'll do it.
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It's my political victory on the line,
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and my honor the man has besmirched.
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Look whose plums just dropped.
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I love the new Greg.
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Fun fact, did you know that plums
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were a sign of courtship
in feudal Japan?
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Old Greg clawing his ass back.
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So, it's kind of weird
we haven't talked,
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you know, about what happened
at Stewart and Kingston's.
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You mean when I was with Andre
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and you were with that girl from work?
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- Stella and I are just friends.
- It's fine.
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And, uh, Andre and I aren't...
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No, I know. I know.
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But we need to talk.
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Um...
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this is really hard.
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Uh, I love you so much,
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but I feel like...
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Like you need some space?
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Or were you gonna say a snack?
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'Cause I have some gummy worms
in the car.
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- Trip.
- You need some space.
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- I get it.
- You do?
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I was kind of thinking the same thing.
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How can we be sure that
we're meant to be together
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if we've never been with anyone else?
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You're not just saying that
to make me feel better?
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No, I even wrote it in Sharpie
on my hand.
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I ran out of space
'cause I always write too big
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in the beginning. You know?
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I can't believe
we're having this conversation.
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Babe, it's okay.
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If we're supposed
to be together forever,
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then we'll find our way back someday.
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So what do we do now?
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I guess, uh...
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I'll see ya.
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Yeah, see ya.
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Oh, wait, there's something else
I have to tell you.
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Fuji apples, only if firm.
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Oh, oh.
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Forget it. That was for my mom.
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See?
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Isn't it good getting out of the house?
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My house is my pain
and I can never truly leave.
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I'm seconds away from slapping you.
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Oliver, right?
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You're in my econ class.
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I should really deny you service
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for always acing those tests
and messing up the curve.
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Audra.
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Right. Hey.
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It's nice to see you outside of school.
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Thanks.
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Do you want a free sample?
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Choose anything you want.
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If I stick my thumb in it,
it becomes a sample.
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Nah.
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Thank you.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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She was into you!
Why did you ignore her?
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I'm just not in the right place
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to start something with another girl.
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Well, you better get in the right place,
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because I'm tired of this mopey Oliver.
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I miss my terrible,
overconfident, douchebag Oliver.
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For now, I'm just gonna focus on school
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and getting into Harvard.
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That's your dad in you talking.
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You need to harness
your inner me and sack up.
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I don't need your help.
Just stay out of it.
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You can't just have a work life.
You need a social life!
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A social life with boobs!
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Happy anniversary!
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I made you this licorice cake
from scratch.
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No way. A pre-World War II era dessert!
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Mmm.
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The frosting has the decadence
of the Roaring Twenties.
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The cake is moist and somber
like the Great Depression.
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That's exactly what I was going for.
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Now, for your gift, please sit back
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and enjoy the show.
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♪ My mom's minivan warms me to my core ♪
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♪ I have a special secret
handshake with every door ♪
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♪ Chariot of my mother,
I could never choose another ♪
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♪ Your six cupholders make
my little heart flutter ♪
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♪ Minivan, minivan,
you taught me to love ♪
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♪ Wrapped in your seatbelt
is my favorite hug ♪
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♪ On a hot day your AC never misses ♪
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♪ The air in my face is like
you're blowing me kisses ♪
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What was that?
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I wrote you a song.
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About your mother's car?
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My gift was super thoughtful,
and you give me this?
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It had nothing to do with us.
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The worst part is your flow is so fire,
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it's gonna be in my head
for the rest of the day!
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Thanks again for taking me out.
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That was my first time
seeing a foreign film.
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Yeah, yeah, I gathered that
when you started
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singing the subtitles instead
of reading them to yourself.
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I thought it was a sing-a-long.
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Well, I mean, the good news is
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that you have a really beautiful voice.
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Thanks.
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Sorry, I-I-I thought
you wanted to kiss me.
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Oh, I-I did!
Um, I don't know what happened.
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Uh, let's try that again.
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Oh, okay.
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Forehead, cheek.
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- I'm starting to feel like your grandma.
- I'm so sorry.
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I-I really don't know what's happening.
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Taylor, you're getting out
of a serious relationship.
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It's just bad timing,
which is unfortunate for me,
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because... well, I really like you.
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I guess call me, you know,
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if you, uh, ever regain control
of your body, that is.
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And ever since that, Oliver's
confidence has been shattered.
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He even blew off Audra
who works the register.
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Oh, why? Audra is so cute.
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He just needs a little help
getting back in the saddle.
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Maybe we can help him make
the first move.
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Ooh, that sounds good. What's your plan?
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I'm an idea person.
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I don't really have a follow-through.
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- I'm in.
- Ugh, damn it.
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I keep forgetting to move
that fourth chair.
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You need me. Hear me out.
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I know Audra's last name
from the employee roster.
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So, we can find her on Instagram
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and message her as Oliver.
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I hate to admit it,
but I love that idea.
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All we need is Oliver's password.
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Well, I've got access to his Instagram.
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He logged in on my phone once
when he misplaced his
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and thought I logged out
because "I promised."
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Promises to kids
are non-binding and hilarious.
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First thing we do is
turn off his notifications
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so he doesn't get any alerts
on his phone.
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This is not my first stalking rodeo.
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Tami, you've got intelligence.
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J.D., you got style,
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and I've got confidence
bordering on cockiness.
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And I'm the guy who doesn't know
or respect personal boundaries.
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So I've been told in court.
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Together we make
one kick-ass 17-year-old boy!
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I'm just gonna start things off
by saying "sup?"
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Oh, my God, she sent me
a smiley-face emoji.
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She likes me. Us.
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- Oliver.
- Oh. Right.
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I forgot what we were doing
for a second.
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What are you doing
with Franklin's present?
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You worked so hard on it.
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Yeah, that's the point.
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I worked so hard on his
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and he didn't work hard on mine at all.
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He wrote me a rap song
about his mother's car.
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I didn't like it, so he just took off.
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Honey, sometimes in relationships
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you got to fake it a little bit.
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Let me show you something.
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These are all gifts
that your father gave me
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that I cannot stand.
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Some sonnets written in
calligraphy all titled "Katie,"
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26 journals that I will never use,
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coasters with my kids' faces on them.
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We gave you those.
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The point is,
he's a horrible gift giver.
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But also a great guy
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who might be the most genuine
man I have ever met.
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Hey.
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I, Randall Stocktin, mail carrier,
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am off to ruin a man's life!
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Anyway...
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Nothing like getting
your toesees pampered
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after a long day of delivering the mail.
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I still have to take this last
one all the way to Westport.
255
00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:35,399
Boy, is that town boring
and full of idiots, eh?
256
00:10:35,432 --> 00:10:38,168
Sorry, I'm here to enjoy
my massage in peace,
257
00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,638
not chit chat with a stranger.
258
00:10:40,671 --> 00:10:42,206
Well, let's get
to know each other better
259
00:10:42,239 --> 00:10:43,407
so we're not strangers.
260
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:46,377
My favorite fast track to
friendship is admitting secrets.
261
00:10:46,409 --> 00:10:47,377
I'll go first.
262
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,779
I open Christmas cards
before I deliver them.
263
00:10:49,812 --> 00:10:51,514
Makes me feel like I have a family.
264
00:10:51,548 --> 00:10:54,818
- Now you go.
- Not interested.
265
00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,486
Come on, it could be anything.
266
00:10:56,519 --> 00:10:57,754
Maybe you enjoy littering.
267
00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,789
Or, I don't know, totally random,
268
00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:02,393
maybe you hate Westport as much as I do.
269
00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:03,394
What did you say your name was?
270
00:11:03,427 --> 00:11:04,562
Randall Stocktin.
271
00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:06,831
Well, you know what, Randall?
272
00:11:06,864 --> 00:11:08,499
You kind of remind me of somebody.
273
00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:10,868
Uh, uh, really?
274
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,868
Who?
275
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,437
My mother.
276
00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:15,473
She also thinks I care
about her thoughts
277
00:11:15,505 --> 00:11:17,140
and talks too much.
278
00:11:17,173 --> 00:11:19,709
Now, if you'll excuse me,
you've ruined my massage.
279
00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:28,751
Mmm!
280
00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:31,855
I love the smell of fresh mail.
281
00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:34,825
Mail.
282
00:11:34,857 --> 00:11:37,560
You know what? Tack on
an extra fifty for yourself.
283
00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:39,664
That's my work card, so I won't feel it.
284
00:11:41,465 --> 00:11:45,336
Lonnie, that's a city credit
card for town use only.
285
00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:47,872
Bruh, he's paying for these
massages with taxpayer dollars!
286
00:11:47,904 --> 00:11:49,927
And we got it all on tape!
He's so busted!
287
00:11:49,997 --> 00:11:51,876
Yeah, he is!
288
00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:54,278
All right, I got to bail.
I got a 4:30 mammogram.
289
00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:58,649
I really thought I wanted to be
with Andre,
290
00:11:58,682 --> 00:12:00,783
but when we went to kiss,
something felt off,
291
00:12:00,817 --> 00:12:02,786
and I-I couldn't go through with it.
292
00:12:02,818 --> 00:12:03,853
Well, you've been in a relationship
293
00:12:03,887 --> 00:12:06,290
- since the beginning of high school.
- That's true.
294
00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:09,326
Maybe you want a chance
to be independent.
295
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:11,595
Do a little self-discovery.
Hang out with some girlfriends.
296
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,797
Find a hobby. Take in a sunset.
297
00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,617
Wow. That's actually great advice.
298
00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:16,667
Yeah.
299
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,435
I got it from "Eat, Pray, Love."
300
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,370
The movie, obviously.
301
00:12:20,403 --> 00:12:21,804
Mama don't read.
302
00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:49,788
I'm still thinking about
that cute checkout girl
303
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:50,915
from Stewart and Kingston's.
304
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,893
That's weird. Do I need to tell Dad?
305
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,429
I think you two would hit it off.
306
00:12:54,461 --> 00:12:56,431
Mom, stop meddling.
I'm not gonna ask her out.
307
00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:57,832
You don't have to,
308
00:12:57,865 --> 00:13:00,034
'cause I did
and she's coming over to hang.
309
00:13:00,067 --> 00:13:01,769
Tell me you did not call a girl
from my school
310
00:13:01,802 --> 00:13:02,803
and ask her out for me.
311
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:05,907
Of course not, that would be crazy.
312
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,575
I just used your Instagram account
313
00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:10,011
and had Tami, J.D., and Walker
help me impersonate you.
314
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,980
You've done some messed up stuff
in your time,
315
00:13:12,013 --> 00:13:13,715
but this is borderline psychotic!
316
00:13:13,748 --> 00:13:14,983
You think?
317
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,717
I literally said
I do not need your help!
318
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,886
Which is a classic cry for help!
319
00:13:18,919 --> 00:13:21,922
All I did was invite
a beautiful girl to come over
320
00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:23,892
and possibly make out with you
on the couch.
321
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:27,061
I am sorry that I am the
greatest wing-woman of all time.
322
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:29,564
When will you stop meddling in my life?!
323
00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:31,080
Never.
324
00:13:31,105 --> 00:13:34,369
I'm gonna message Audra
right now and call it off.
325
00:13:35,603 --> 00:13:37,456
You can't, 'cause she's already here.
326
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:42,110
Oh, and just a heads up
in case she mentions it,
327
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,913
in the Nicki-Cardi B fight,
you're team Nicki!
328
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,270
Okay, now you go.
329
00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:55,689
I'd marry Pikachu, kiss Lucario,
and kill Greninja.
330
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:57,265
That is such a good answer.
331
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:58,888
So, what should we do next?
332
00:13:58,913 --> 00:13:59,946
Want to watch a movie?
333
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:01,322
Uh, yeah, sounds good.
334
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:02,908
I actually haven't seen
your favorite movie,
335
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:03,909
so do you want to watch that?
336
00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:06,043
Right. My favorite movie.
337
00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:08,947
I'd love to show you my favorite movie.
338
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,783
Okay, what did we say
his favorite movie was?
339
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,752
That was me.
340
00:14:13,784 --> 00:14:16,721
I'm trying to remember where
we can stream my favorite movie.
341
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,091
Which is obviously...
342
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:22,995
..."Little Women."
343
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,596
See, we got this!
344
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:25,931
Why "Little Women"?
345
00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:27,899
J.D. is a big Timothée Chalamet-head.
346
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,802
Ah, it's pronounced Timo-tay,
347
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,036
and he's on his way to an Oscar,
348
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,637
so let's try to be better, okay?
349
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,739
And how funny is it that
we have the same favorite snack?
350
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,008
- So funny.
- Yeah.
351
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,943
Let me get our favorite snack
for us to eat
352
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:40,771
while we watch my favorite movie.
353
00:14:40,787 --> 00:14:43,857
That would be my favorite, Hot Cheetos.
354
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:45,434
But now he's gonna eat my Cheetos.
355
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,769
Ugh, I didn't think this through.
356
00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,811
Oh, he's so cute.
357
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,292
Did you get him before or after
the loss of Mr. Slytherin?
358
00:14:58,946 --> 00:14:59,880
Mr. Slytherin?
359
00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,016
- Not it!
- Not it!
360
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:03,485
- Walker!
- Yeah, that was me.
361
00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:05,654
Mr. Slytherin is his pet snake
that died.
362
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,523
It's good to play the sympathy card.
363
00:15:07,556 --> 00:15:10,360
That was taken from my own life
by the way, so it's personal.
364
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,061
You're welcome.
365
00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:13,629
Ugh.
366
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,730
Why not get French fries?
367
00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:19,134
The loss of any living thing is tough.
368
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,605
I bet. And he died
in such an unusual way.
369
00:15:22,638 --> 00:15:23,940
Oh, yeah. It was crazy.
370
00:15:23,972 --> 00:15:26,809
- Yeah.
- I'm still waiting to process it!
371
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,884
Why did I just get a DM
from you that said,
372
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,720
"The snake died on a roller coaster"?
373
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,422
What did you do?!
374
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,090
I popped into the wrong window
375
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:43,593
and texted her Instagram
instead of Oliver.
376
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:46,661
Oh, this is why the youngest
person should handle the phone.
377
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,498
You're DMing me right now,
378
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,800
but you're sitting in front of me.
379
00:15:50,832 --> 00:15:52,434
What... What is going on?
380
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,740
I'm gonna be honest.
381
00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:00,777
My mom's the one who's been DMing you.
382
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,079
I've been DMing your mother?!
383
00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:05,147
Well, yes.
384
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,084
And also her best friend
and this new guy she just met.
385
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,452
And some creepy weirdo
at Stewart and Kingston's.
386
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:11,821
Walker?!
387
00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:13,889
That is seriously messed up!
388
00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:15,091
I-I am out of here!
389
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:17,427
Audra, wait!
390
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,528
I can explain! I think.
391
00:16:21,095 --> 00:16:23,765
This is where Keith Morrison
is gonna stand
392
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:25,934
when he discusses me
murdering you on "Dateline."
393
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,135
Mm.
394
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:31,007
Audra, I'm so sorry.
395
00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:33,442
I-I swear this was not my idea.
396
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:34,710
I was getting over someone
397
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,179
and my mom gets too involved in my life,
398
00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:37,679
even when I tell her not to.
399
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:41,517
But in this case, I'm glad she did,
400
00:16:41,549 --> 00:16:42,651
because if she didn't,
401
00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:43,893
I wouldn't have gotten to know you.
402
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,224
Believe it or not, I can totally relate.
403
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,992
- Really?
- Yeah.
404
00:16:50,024 --> 00:16:51,793
Um...
405
00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,995
See that, uh, parked car over there
406
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,301
with the woman hiding behind
the steering wheel?
407
00:16:56,371 --> 00:16:58,067
That's my mother.
408
00:16:58,107 --> 00:16:59,742
Yeah.
409
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,138
Sounds like we already have
so much in common.
410
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:06,741
Uh, your mom just texted me,
411
00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:08,811
"Make the first move because he won't."
412
00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,341
I'm not wrong!
413
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:15,584
When are you leaking the Hobert dirt?
414
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,186
- Soon.
- This is gonna be big.
415
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,855
Like lose your marriage,
live in your car big.
416
00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:21,657
Destroyyyyedd!
417
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:22,757
Yeah, that sounds fantastic.
418
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,793
Are you thinking of backing out?
419
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,160
No, no, I'm not.
420
00:17:25,194 --> 00:17:26,229
Yeah, yeah, I am.
421
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,797
You're just a good guy.
422
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,197
That's just who you are.
423
00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,700
It's not my favorite thing about you,
424
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,901
but it's not my least favorite.
Guess what is.
425
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,178
- My pants?
- Yeah, dawg!
426
00:17:37,238 --> 00:17:39,040
Franklin?
427
00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:41,677
Your mom just told me
you were in the hospital.
428
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,879
Yeah. Sorry for missing your calls.
429
00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,747
I had an allergic reaction
to the licorice cake.
430
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,617
Oh, my God!
431
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,886
How did you not know
you were allergic to licorice?
432
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:52,588
Oh, I knew, but you worked
so hard on the cake.
433
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,724
Obviously I'd roll the dice
on a near-death experience
434
00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:56,091
over hurting your feelings.
435
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,927
That is so sweet.
436
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,961
Is that why you left
without saying anything?
437
00:17:59,994 --> 00:18:03,032
Yeah, my tongue
started swelling pretty quickly.
438
00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:05,600
Once it feels like a sweet
potato, I know it's time to jet.
439
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,035
I wish you'd said something.
440
00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,704
All this whole time,
I thought you were mad at me
441
00:18:08,736 --> 00:18:10,572
because I didn't like your rap.
442
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:11,440
I mean, I liked it.
443
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,242
I just thought for an anniversary gift,
444
00:18:13,274 --> 00:18:14,976
it was... confusing.
445
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,946
The worst part
about choking on my tongue
446
00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:19,081
was that I didn't get a chance
to explain.
447
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:22,017
The minivan is where we shared
that piece of gum, boo.
448
00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:24,320
I love that car
because it reminds me of you.
449
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:26,022
Oh, man! More bars!
450
00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:27,403
I've got to get back in the studio.
451
00:18:50,012 --> 00:18:52,315
One cheeseburger taco, please.
452
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,021
Trip?
453
00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:00,355
Taylor?
454
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,657
What are you doing here?
455
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:03,725
I-I don't know.
456
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:06,127
This is kind of our happy place.
457
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,996
I mean, remember how psyched you were
458
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:10,299
the first time you had
your first cheeseburger taco?
459
00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,701
If the cheeseburger taco could happen,
460
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,338
then anything is possible.
461
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,840
I really missed you,
462
00:19:17,872 --> 00:19:20,008
and through our time apart, I realized
463
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,712
the only person
I ever want to be with is you.
464
00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:26,114
Break over?
465
00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,918
I'm sorry, I actually need
a little more time.
466
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:37,092
Okay, that's enough time.
467
00:19:37,126 --> 00:19:38,027
Break over.
468
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:46,968
I have to admit,
I did enjoy my time alone.
469
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:49,138
I really dug down deep and found myself.
470
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,773
Yeah, it was a long afternoon
for me too.
471
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:55,910
Look at that.
472
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,913
We made our way back.
473
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:06,688
This is the best day ever!
474
00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:19,300
I'm sorry for hacking into your account.
475
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,671
You should be, because
you created a huge mess.
476
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:24,773
But I know you were just
giving me the nudge I needed
477
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,858
to get my confidence back.
478
00:20:25,883 --> 00:20:27,309
What I'm hearing is, it all worked out
479
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,878
because I got involved.
480
00:20:28,910 --> 00:20:30,679
No, it worked out because she realized
481
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,055
what an awesome guy I am.
482
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:34,850
There's my arrogant douchebag.
483
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:47,162
Hobert decided to drop out of the race.
484
00:20:47,196 --> 00:20:48,430
- Look at that!
- Huh.
485
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,265
Justice prevailed and you didn't even
486
00:20:50,299 --> 00:20:51,466
have to use that dirt on him.
487
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,936
Yeah, he just decided to...
488
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:56,438
Lonnie, what did you do?
489
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,742
How dare you, sir?
490
00:20:59,774 --> 00:21:02,043
Okay, I just showed Hobert the video
491
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:03,946
and he decided, all on his own,
that it was best
492
00:21:03,978 --> 00:21:05,077
for him to drop out of the race.
493
00:21:05,102 --> 00:21:08,149
Which is good for Westport
and good for you.
494
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,019
And we got to play dress up.
495
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,419
There ya go!
496
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,347
How about we dress up
like a couple of 80-year-olds
497
00:21:13,388 --> 00:21:15,024
and go take
a water aerobics class at the Y?
498
00:21:15,058 --> 00:21:16,327
I'm not gonna do that.
499
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,462
Well, you know where I'll be.
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