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No. No.
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Order some of that egg
salad and then send it back.
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It looks old.
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I'm not gonna do that.
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Did you just Venmo me $50?
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Everybody has a price.
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Katie! Hi! So, what do you think?
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Are we finally gonna do that dinner
we've been talking about?
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Oh, gosh, Maria, I would love to, but...
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We're going fishing!
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Fishing!
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And it's Doris'...
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- Birthday!
- ... birthday.
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And that is something that we always do.
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No problem.
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You know I'll keep trying.
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I do know that.
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Maria's been asking me to do
a couples' dinner for months,
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but she just won't get the hint.
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I am not socializing with the Ablins.
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I know we were just
making up a lie there,
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but, like, I wouldn't hate it
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if you took me birthday fishing.
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Come back from Hawaii, and maybe I will.
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I miss you! I need you!
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Oh, God, you sound like my kids!
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Katie, I didn't know you were BFFs
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with the principal's wife.
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You know what they say,
"nerds of a feather..."
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Living in Westport has been
the only time in my life
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that I haven't been popular.
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It was okay when you, me,
and Angela were outcasts together,
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but now I'm just an outcast by myself.
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- It's lonely.
- You think you're lonely?
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There were only five people
in my surfing class today.
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You know, in fifth grade
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I was voted permanent line leader.
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Sixth grade, best hair.
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Seventh grade, class flirt.
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Uh, okay, well,
I'm gonna put you on mute,
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but let me know when you're done.
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In 10th grade, I was voted
most likely to have a prom baby.
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It was a different time, but believe me,
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it was a compliment.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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The latest poll is out for
the Westport City Council race,
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and Steve Hobert is killing me.
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Well, you're not the only
one with problems, Greg.
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My friends are gone,
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and the only person who
wants to hang out with me
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is Principal Ablin's wife.
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Did you see the attack ad
that Dad's opponent released?
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What?
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Do you really want Greg Otto
in control of Westport?
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He can't even control himself.
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_
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Wow. Somebody knows how to use
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the free movie app on their phone.
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That's your takeaway?
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This is a disaster!
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I have to figure out some way
to turn my campaign around.
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If you think everyone's
gonna vote for Steve Hobert
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after seeing this ad,
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then just legally change
your name to Steve Hobert.
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Then you'll get all his votes.
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I'm not changing
my name to Steve Hobert.
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Okay, then. Just get him to
change his name to Greg Otto.
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You are truly not helpful, Taylor.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Oh. You said not.
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Do you have any ideas on
how to help my campaign?
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No. Not yet.
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I'm gonna go take a bath
and think about it.
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Are you really gonna do that?
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No, Greg. I'm not even
really gonna take a bath.
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I'm gonna lock my door and read my book.
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Yeah, I'm not reading a book.
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I'm just going to hate-scroll Instagram.
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I mean, you're never too
young to look your best.
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- She's right.
- Yeah.
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Crazy idea.
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I'm gonna start eating my cookie
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at the beginning of lunch.
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I love that idea.
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Me too! It's like, why wait?
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Exactly.
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The new rule is: cookies come first.
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Oh, hey, Paris,
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I think you have a little
cookie crumb by your nose.
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That's not a crumb. It's a booger!
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Eww!
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It's not such a big deal.
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Cookie, booger.
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Five years ago, we were eating both.
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I don't mean to adumbrate,
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but what I'm trying to construe
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is that to be ebullient is a choice.
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And you can be
intransigent all you want,
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but pulchritude is not what matters.
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Sorry, what I'm trying to say
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is that it's what's on
the inside that counts.
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Good luck.
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What's with all the big words?
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I've been stressed about the SATs,
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so I've been trying to
practice whenever I can.
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SATs?
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- Don't worry about those.
- Really?
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Yeah, I did horrible.
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And look at me now,
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BA from Online Experimental College.
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Got my degree before they went bankrupt.
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Does that degree still count?
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- It does not.
- Mm.
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But they can't take away
everything I learned
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in Intro to Visual Human Connection.
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Please stop staring at me.
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Just one more second.
Really stay focused.
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Mm. That was nice. Yep.
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That was not nice.
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I was doing a little research
and discovered a fun fact.
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The last four City Council candidates
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whose names were on the marquee
outside the school won.
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And Principal Ablin
controls the marquee.
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That's just a fact, Greg.
It's not all that fun.
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The point is, Ablin holds more
power than anybody knows.
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He's a local political kingmaker.
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I need to get his endorsement
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so he puts my name on the marquee.
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So I invited him and Maria
over for dinner to woo them.
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What? Why didn't you ask me first?
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Because I knew you'd say no.
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Damn it, Greg, stop stealing my moves!
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I asked Ablin what time worked for them.
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He said, "Let's let the hens decide."
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I'll talk to Maria.
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I can't believe what has become of me.
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I used to be so popular
in the 12th grade,
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my math teacher quit
so that it wouldn't be
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a conflict of interest
when he asked me out.
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I turned him down.
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Well, I appreciate you
hosting Maria and Ablin.
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- It means the wor...
- He still pokes me on Facebook.
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I'm not gonna poke back,
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but it's nice to know
I still got a grip on him.
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Hey, Mrs. Otto.
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Check out Anna-Kat's new bling.
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Are those friendship bracelets?
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Yeah.
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I told Paris she had a cookie crumb
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on her face at lunch,
but it was a booger.
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Ever since then, all the other
girls have been kissing up to me
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and giving me stuff.
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This must be what Bob,
Mom's church leader,
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feels like when everyone
gives him their passports.
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Anna-Kat, do you understand
what's happened?
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You have toppled the queen bee.
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That makes you the queen bee!
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You're popular now!
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I asked a girl if I could
borrow her pencil,
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and she gave me her
whole backpack for keeps.
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Because you're friends with her!
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We're more than friends.
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We're Franna-Kat!
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What?
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You've been sitting on
"Franna-Kat" this whole time?
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I've been calling us
Anna-Kranklin like an idiot.
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Anna-Kat is the new queen bee, Greg.
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- I don't know what that means.
- She's Beyoncé from Destiny's Child.
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The Left Eye of TLC.
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She's Brad from that barbershop
quartet that you were once in.
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Ohhhh, she's the most popular.
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- Yes!
- Brad.
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She's just like how her mom used to be.
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Isn't this great?
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Why do you care so much
about Anna-Kat being popular?
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Because she's going to love it!
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I wouldn't know.
I ate by myself in the media lab.
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Well, not really alone.
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I dined with Fellini and Bergman.
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Mm. Were those janitors?
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They're filmmakers.
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So have one of them
make you a campaign ad
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so that we don't have to
hang out with the Ablins!
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Okay, I'll do that.
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What time are they coming
over tomorrow night?
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I'm still hoping for a tragic
accident to happen for them,
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but if not, 8:30.
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If Y equals QX,
then the answer should be...
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QX over Y.
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Ugh! Wrong again!
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What is the matter with you?
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I study every single day,
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but my practice SAT
scores keep going down.
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Then study in a way
that makes them go up.
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You've surpassed the dead
plant in the kitchen window
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as the least helpful thing in the house.
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Why does everyone think that?
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I can be helpful!
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In fact, I know a way I can
turn your life around right now.
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I can't watch "High
School Musical" again.
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No, I'm studying psychology in college.
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There's a whole
section on stress relief.
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I can teach you some
relaxation techniques.
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You know the information, Oliver.
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You just need to relax to access it.
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I don't need to relax!
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Oh, I guess maybe I do.
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I'm not doing yoga. Yoga's lame.
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We're not doing regular yoga.
We're doing goat yoga.
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It combines the physical
benefits of yoga
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with the mental benefits
of being around animals.
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Fine.
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- Where'd you get a goat?
- I didn't. But we got Luthor.
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He eats garbage like a goat does.
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Plank position, please.
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Hop on, Luthor!
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Are you feeling more relaxed?
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Aw, Luthor, you're getting so fat!
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Okay. Let's try going
in a different direction:
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primal scream therapy.
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It's a great way to clear your mind
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and relieve all of your pent-up anxiety.
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Watch.
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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- Okay, I get...
- Aaaaaaaaaah!
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- I don't think...
- Aaaaaaaaaah!
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- What's going on?!
- Oh, just Taylor not helping.
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Oh, good, 'cause it takes
10 minutes to load this thing.
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Oliver, welcome.
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Nope.
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You didn't even give it a chance!
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I'm done with your stupid advice.
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It's not stupid. These are good ideas.
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You're just closed-minded.
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When you're at Teen Help Line,
people take your advice.
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Why won't you take mine?
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Because my advice helps people.
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Uh, you... you should
think about majoring
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in something other than psychology!
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See?! Now that's helpful!
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My friends' moms are all staring at us.
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But not in the hateful
way they usually do.
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Welcome to life as the queen bee.
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Don't be afraid to give
them what they want.
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A wink.
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A smile with a hair toss.
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A cutesie wave with a silent laugh.
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I'm not sure I can do that.
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Sure you can.
It's something that we share.
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It's in your blood.
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Your father gives you
super-thick toenails,
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and I give you popularity.
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Hi, Anna-Kat.
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What kind of ice cream are you getting?
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Paris wants the same flavor.
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Oh, mint chip.
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00:09:50,906 --> 00:09:52,473
I'm allergic to mint chip.
258
00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:54,198
We're getting mint chip.
259
00:09:54,475 --> 00:09:56,444
- I have an EpiPen in the car.
- Huh.
260
00:09:56,469 --> 00:09:58,045
Can we get a playdate on the books?
261
00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:59,580
Please. Anything.
262
00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:00,745
Even in a month.
263
00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,250
Oh, a-and can... Can we get a selfie?
264
00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,350
Just the four of us?
265
00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:05,142
We'll have to check Anna-Kat's schedule.
266
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,399
And unfortunately, Sage,
267
00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:08,148
we're not doing pictures right now.
268
00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:11,132
A picture with Anna-Kat
would be great for Paris,
269
00:10:11,157 --> 00:10:13,490
but a picture with Paris...
270
00:10:13,898 --> 00:10:15,131
Forget Paris.
271
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,531
She just lost a tooth anyway.
272
00:10:16,556 --> 00:10:19,117
How about one of me and Anna-Kat?
273
00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:20,828
Bye, Sage.
274
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,371
Why'd you have to have that booger?
275
00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:24,459
Sorry, Mom.
276
00:10:26,555 --> 00:10:27,787
Welcome. Come on in.
277
00:10:27,812 --> 00:10:29,366
Greetings and salutations.
278
00:10:29,481 --> 00:10:32,140
Lotta cobwebs on your porch
light in case you care.
279
00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:34,640
Okay. Thank you.
280
00:10:34,971 --> 00:10:36,601
Oh, hello.
281
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:38,078
For you.
282
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,684
Wow!
283
00:10:40,738 --> 00:10:43,024
An 80-ounce tub of margarine.
284
00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:44,234
More like 76 ounces.
285
00:10:44,259 --> 00:10:45,725
I snacked a bit in the car.
286
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,461
It's best served chilled.
287
00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:49,664
So, what do you think of my hair?
288
00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:52,226
It's very... elegant.
289
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,584
I'm so glad you like it.
290
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,021
My hairdresser couldn't do it this time
291
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,093
'cause she was sick,
so I went to my dog groomer's.
292
00:10:58,482 --> 00:10:59,812
- I've poured us some wine.
- Hmm.
293
00:10:59,837 --> 00:11:02,243
Actually, I'm more of a brandy
Alexander guy.
294
00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:04,576
Oh, I'm afraid I don't
know how to make those.
295
00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:06,935
I told you we should have pre-gamed.
296
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,568
Shall we?
297
00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:11,521
This is so lovely.
298
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:15,427
We are very excited to finally
be having dinner with you two.
299
00:11:15,452 --> 00:11:17,085
We're absolutely thrilled.
300
00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:20,494
I'm freaking out I'm so excited.
301
00:11:20,519 --> 00:11:21,747
This may come as a surprise,
302
00:11:21,772 --> 00:11:24,632
but, uh, me and Mrs. Ablin
don't have many couple friends.
303
00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:26,724
And by "many," he means "any."
304
00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:28,327
We're really hoping
to leave here tonight
305
00:11:28,351 --> 00:11:30,755
not just as friends,
but as best friends.
306
00:11:31,308 --> 00:11:34,177
It's time to make
some lifelong memories.
307
00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:39,044
Look at that!
308
00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,535
Your new nickname is "Meatball"!
309
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,513
We're going to remember this forever!
310
00:11:42,746 --> 00:11:44,446
To friends!
311
00:11:44,524 --> 00:11:46,297
Sorry about that, M-Ball!
312
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:52,146
Alright, shall we get going
with some ice-breakers?
313
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,349
Uh, I assume you have a limbo bar.
314
00:11:54,374 --> 00:11:56,341
If you'll excuse me,
I promised to help Taylor
315
00:11:56,366 --> 00:11:57,565
with some homework.
316
00:11:57,590 --> 00:12:00,234
- Taylor's out.
- Oh, I meant Oliver.
317
00:12:00,259 --> 00:12:02,867
- Oliver's gone, too.
- Oh, I meant Anna-Kat.
318
00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:04,224
Final answer.
319
00:12:06,948 --> 00:12:09,242
- I'm having the best time.
- Us too.
320
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,816
That was quite a night, huh?
321
00:12:15,841 --> 00:12:17,041
It just started!
322
00:12:17,066 --> 00:12:18,444
While you've been up
here the last 20 minutes,
323
00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:20,488
they made me play
"Pass the Orange" with them.
324
00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,398
- You have to come back down.
- No way.
325
00:12:22,423 --> 00:12:24,922
I have a popular daughter,
so I'm popular again.
326
00:12:24,947 --> 00:12:26,313
All the other mothers let me go
327
00:12:26,338 --> 00:12:28,133
to the front of the pickup line today.
328
00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:30,141
And I waved like this.
329
00:12:32,796 --> 00:12:35,069
This dinner party is a step back.
330
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,293
It's one night.
331
00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:37,651
We pretend to be best friends,
332
00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:40,207
I'll get the endorsement,
and after I win the election,
333
00:12:40,232 --> 00:12:41,844
we'll just let the relationship
peter out.
334
00:12:41,868 --> 00:12:43,610
- These people don't peter.
- Hey, Meaty-B!
335
00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:44,799
Get on down here!
336
00:12:44,824 --> 00:12:46,383
I'm sorry, I can't go back down there.
337
00:12:46,408 --> 00:12:47,975
You know, I do so much for you,
338
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,766
and I rarely ask for anything in return.
339
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:51,891
I took all those tops back to JCPenney
340
00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:53,695
after you wore them three times.
341
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,019
I had to explain to the manager
342
00:12:55,044 --> 00:12:56,407
why there were no price tags on them
343
00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:58,025
and they smelled like deodorant.
344
00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,422
I'll do anything else.
345
00:12:59,447 --> 00:13:01,664
I'll watch "The Crown"
with you and stay awake.
346
00:13:01,689 --> 00:13:03,055
Also, it was your idea
347
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,025
that I run for City
Council in the first place.
348
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,665
- That's true.
- Look.
349
00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:08,500
This election is important to me.
350
00:13:08,525 --> 00:13:11,016
I need Ablin's help. And yours.
351
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,001
You have a natural talent
for winning people over.
352
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,186
It's why you were so popular.
353
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,309
I need that popular girl to help me
get Ablin's endorsement.
354
00:13:17,334 --> 00:13:18,833
Okay.
355
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,922
I'll do what's right.
356
00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:25,070
Oh, my God, that is so funny.
357
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,273
- I didn't say anything.
- I know.
358
00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:27,696
Just practicing.
359
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:29,087
Still got it.
360
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:36,898
It's great on grapes, too.
361
00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,667
- I think I'm alright.
- Oh, come on.
362
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,836
Don't be shy. Plenty of
margarine to go around.
363
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:42,031
Okay.
364
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,352
No, no, no.
365
00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:44,809
Allow me.
366
00:13:52,339 --> 00:13:54,359
He is such a gentleman.
367
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:58,386
Another new memory!
368
00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:00,992
I love it! Meatball and Grape!
369
00:14:01,603 --> 00:14:03,587
I've always wanted to
have a cool nickname.
370
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,328
I'm having the best time.
371
00:14:06,353 --> 00:14:08,119
Attaway, Grape!
372
00:14:08,144 --> 00:14:10,132
This is so much fun.
373
00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:11,656
We should go on vacation together.
374
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:14,203
Yes! Hotel rooms are so expensive.
375
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,961
But if we all four share one,
half the cost!
376
00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:18,766
That sounds great!
377
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,970
Unfortunately,
we can't go on any trips right now
378
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,130
because Greg is campaigning
for City Council.
379
00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:28,150
As you know, we have two kids
at Westport Unified,
380
00:14:28,175 --> 00:14:30,308
so one of my priorities
would obviously be
381
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,954
getting the school all
the funding it needs.
382
00:14:31,978 --> 00:14:33,478
That's been my priority for years.
383
00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:35,953
But the problem is,
Greg doesn't have the sway in town
384
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,826
that you have to get people elected.
385
00:14:37,851 --> 00:14:40,095
You're basically the local
political kingmaker.
386
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,719
Ooo. Kingmaker.
387
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,064
I like the sound of that.
388
00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:44,789
How would you feel about endorsing me
389
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,023
on the school marquee?
390
00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:47,737
I think it would pretty
much guarantee a victory.
391
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,461
- Right!
- Hmm.
392
00:14:49,486 --> 00:14:52,220
You know what sounds better
than being the kingmaker?
393
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,008
- Being the king!
- How's that?
394
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,866
Katie, you've inspired me.
395
00:14:55,891 --> 00:14:58,258
I've decided to run
for City Council myself.
396
00:14:58,405 --> 00:15:00,625
I'm going to be the Duchess of Westport.
397
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,117
- You may just be.
- Oh!
398
00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:05,970
Now let's get some dinner.
We can talk about vacation.
399
00:15:05,994 --> 00:15:08,367
I bet if we ask, we can get bunk beds.
400
00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:11,591
What just happened?
401
00:15:11,718 --> 00:15:13,561
You can't trust dweebs, Meatball.
402
00:15:15,912 --> 00:15:18,382
I hate it when people talk about
those raccoon videos on YouTube,
403
00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:19,791
but I have to show you this one.
404
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,703
He was using his little hands...
405
00:15:21,728 --> 00:15:23,105
- Oh.
- Uh, do you have to take that?
406
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,607
- I mean, I feel like I should.
- Yeah.
407
00:15:25,632 --> 00:15:27,412
Teen Help Line. How can I help you?
408
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:29,177
Hi. I'm so stressed.
409
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:30,478
I've got this huge tennis match
410
00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:32,147
that a bunch of
college scouts will be at.
411
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,873
It'll basically determine
the rest of my life
412
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:36,128
because my scholarship depends on it.
413
00:15:36,153 --> 00:15:37,385
Wow.
414
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:40,008
That is really stressful.
415
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,691
But I-I think that's a
narrow way to look at it.
416
00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:45,498
He was holding a Dorito with
his little people hands.
417
00:15:47,087 --> 00:15:49,444
You only think the rest
of your life depends on it
418
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,299
because you're in the middle of it.
419
00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:54,035
I promise you, though,
no matter what happens,
420
00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,366
your life won't be ruined.
421
00:15:55,391 --> 00:15:57,005
So what do I do?
422
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,841
What was your favorite
treat when you were a kid?
423
00:15:58,865 --> 00:16:00,709
Umm... brownies?
424
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,430
Me too.
425
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:05,241
Why don't you make yourself
a batch of brownies?
426
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,871
I-I mean, I know it sounds corny,
427
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:09,827
but the smell will bring you
back to when you were a kid
428
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:11,875
and every problem felt big.
429
00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:14,956
And now that you're older,
you have perspective.
430
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:16,773
You know they weren't.
431
00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:20,520
Just like winning this
tennis match might seem huge,
432
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:21,545
but it really isn't.
433
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:24,437
- I love that. Thank you so much.
- Good luck.
434
00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:29,271
Okay. Now I can hear about the raccoon.
435
00:16:29,296 --> 00:16:30,312
Oh, I'm done, actually.
436
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,338
- I don't want to talk about it anymore.
- Alright.
437
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,476
Okay, he got nacho cheese
all over his face.
438
00:16:34,501 --> 00:16:36,680
And then he was
cleaning it in a birdbath...
439
00:16:37,314 --> 00:16:38,613
Again?!
440
00:16:38,638 --> 00:16:41,273
I can't even finish a story around here!
441
00:16:42,342 --> 00:16:43,397
Teen Help Line.
442
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,623
How's my popular girl?
443
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:53,051
I don't have time for
small talk right now.
444
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,942
What's going on, sweetie?
445
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:57,432
I'm trying to figure out
my outfit for tomorrow.
446
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:59,801
Apparently,
everyone else cares what I wear,
447
00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:01,919
so I have to care, too!
448
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:04,668
Anna-Kat, are we still wearing
headbands today?
449
00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:07,107
Or are they out? Either way is cool.
We were just wondering.
450
00:17:07,132 --> 00:17:09,504
Oh, um, I don't know.
451
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,580
Oh, my gosh,
not knowing is actually perfect.
452
00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:15,005
I'm gonna go to the bathroom now.
453
00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,224
I love the bathroom.
454
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:19,631
I don't have to go,
but I'm happy to just sit on the toilet.
455
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,441
Do I wear a crew neck or a V-neck?
456
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:26,785
Or maybe a turtleneck?
457
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,430
I don't know. There's so many necks!
458
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:30,475
Relax, sweetie. It's gonna be fine.
459
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,333
Nothing is fine!
460
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:34,183
My shoe was untied today,
461
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:36,512
so everyone untied their shoes to match.
462
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,832
Then they all added
a Kat onto their name.
463
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:42,399
Jenny-Kat. Emily-Kat.
Even Katherine-Kat.
464
00:17:42,424 --> 00:17:44,208
That's just Kat-Kat!
465
00:17:48,251 --> 00:17:49,722
I kinda am feeling
466
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,514
that you're not having
fun being popular.
467
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:52,879
I hate it.
468
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,363
I never have a moment to myself anymore.
469
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:58,326
I'm the center of
attention all the time.
470
00:17:58,351 --> 00:18:00,558
Yeah. You don't like that?
471
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,097
- No.
- Well, why didn't you say anything?
472
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:05,333
You were so happy I was finally popular,
473
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:08,707
I thought maybe I was
wrong for how I'm feeling.
474
00:18:08,732 --> 00:18:12,196
I don't care whether
you're popular or not.
475
00:18:12,368 --> 00:18:14,098
I was just excited because I thought
476
00:18:14,123 --> 00:18:16,090
it was going to make
things easier for you.
477
00:18:16,115 --> 00:18:18,148
But you need to stay true to yourself.
478
00:18:18,173 --> 00:18:21,191
And if the person inside
of you isn't popular,
479
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:23,323
it makes no difference to me.
480
00:18:23,705 --> 00:18:26,233
I love you no matter what.
481
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:27,824
Thanks, Mom.
482
00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:36,510
I just wish I could go back
to pre-booger on Paris' face.
483
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:39,903
Well, I can't help you
to become unpopular.
484
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:42,028
That's not in my wheelhouse.
485
00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:44,019
But I think I have just the guy for you.
486
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,488
Greg!
487
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,153
What's crackalackin', homies?
488
00:18:47,178 --> 00:18:50,645
I was just taking my orthopedic
socks for a test ride.
489
00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:52,459
I'll let you handle it from here.
490
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:01,163
I'm not even gonna get into
Online Experimental College.
491
00:19:02,295 --> 00:19:03,499
Oh, what's this?
492
00:19:03,524 --> 00:19:05,562
It's a plate of warm brownies.
493
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,166
You're really good at Teen Help Line.
494
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:08,723
What?
495
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,544
I used a voice modifying app
496
00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:13,054
to tell you about a huge
tennis match I have coming up.
497
00:19:14,277 --> 00:19:15,367
Wow.
498
00:19:15,392 --> 00:19:16,858
That was super clever of you.
499
00:19:16,883 --> 00:19:18,282
See? I'm helpful!
500
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:20,452
Hmm. If you think about it,
I actually helped myself.
501
00:19:20,477 --> 00:19:22,043
But I helped you get there.
502
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,859
So one might say I was not unhelpful.
503
00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:27,632
- I guess.
- Yes! I can't wait to tell Dad!
504
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,735
How does it look?
505
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,703
Perfectly disgusting.
506
00:19:39,728 --> 00:19:41,399
Let's do this.
507
00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:45,613
Oh, my gosh!
508
00:19:45,638 --> 00:19:48,272
Anna-Kat has toilet
paper stuck to her shoe!
509
00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:49,860
Eww!
510
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,149
Good luck.
511
00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:53,039
You're now the queen bee.
512
00:19:53,312 --> 00:19:55,424
Gimme back my backpack!
513
00:19:58,154 --> 00:20:00,063
I'm glad that's over.
514
00:20:00,212 --> 00:20:01,277
Not me.
515
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:03,736
I'm gonna miss getting
to use the bathroom.
516
00:20:03,899 --> 00:20:07,797
You don't have to be popular
to use the bathroom, Franklin.
517
00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:09,078
Really?
518
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:11,383
Oh. That's good to know.
519
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,359
Now that I'm back to being an outcast,
520
00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:24,187
revisiting my glory days
was a good idea, honey.
521
00:20:24,212 --> 00:20:27,063
Why is Claire Barnes'
yearbook picture your picture?
522
00:20:27,088 --> 00:20:28,462
They used me as default
523
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:30,555
for everyone who didn't get
their photo taken.
524
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:34,532
I also won class clown,
most likely to succeed,
525
00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,641
best eyes, best nose, best smile.
526
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:37,868
I swept the face, Greg.
527
00:20:37,893 --> 00:20:39,540
- It's got my vote.
- What'd you win?
528
00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:40,930
I only won one award.
529
00:20:40,955 --> 00:20:43,222
"Best new student," my senior year.
530
00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:45,414
I went to the same school
for four years.
531
00:20:45,438 --> 00:20:47,594
I'm not trying to make you feel bad
that I'm out of your league.
532
00:20:47,618 --> 00:20:49,070
I just want you to acknowledge it.
533
00:20:49,095 --> 00:20:50,421
I know you're out of my league.
534
00:20:50,446 --> 00:20:51,891
And I'm the luckiest man in the world.
535
00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:53,595
Damn straight you are.
536
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,992
Oh, look, it's me in "Pippin."
537
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,046
- Where?
- In the back.
538
00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:00,156
- See?
- Mm-hmm.
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