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00:43:14.000 align:start position:0% my life is one never-ending 00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:15.190 align:start position:0% my life is one never-ending mathematician 00:43:15.190 --> 00:43:15.200 align:start position:0% mathematician 00:43:15.200 --> 00:43:19.030 align:start position:0% mathematician this<00:43:15.440> is<00:43:15.520> freaking<00:43:15.839> me<00:43:16.000> out<00:43:17.440> this<00:43:17.680> is<00:43:17.760> not<00:43:18.079> you 00:43:19.030 --> 00:43:19.040 align:start position:0% this is freaking me out this is not you 00:43:19.040 --> 00:43:21.910 align:start position:0% this is freaking me out this is not you you<00:43:19.520> love<00:43:19.760> to<00:43:19.920> dance<00:43:21.200> and<00:43:21.440> i<00:43:21.520> know<00:43:21.680> that<00:43:21.839> you 00:43:21.910 --> 00:43:21.920 align:start position:0% you love to dance and i know that you 00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:23.190 align:start position:0% you love to dance and i know that you think<00:43:22.079> 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