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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,218 --> 00:00:55,303 I have a double, so you're on your own tonight. 2 00:00:58,181 --> 00:00:59,266 You're my hero. 3 00:01:00,141 --> 00:01:02,310 - Where's yours? - In my bag. 4 00:01:02,602 --> 00:01:04,520 Okay. Just making sure. 5 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:06,465 Okay. Have fun on your field trip. 6 00:01:08,066 --> 00:01:09,150 Fun? 7 00:01:09,901 --> 00:01:10,901 What's wrong? 8 00:01:12,195 --> 00:01:14,906 - Nothing. - You're doing that withdrawn teen thing. 9 00:01:15,115 --> 00:01:16,835 - What am I missing? - No, Mom. No, I'm not. 10 00:01:16,908 --> 00:01:20,078 - You completely are. - Mom. I'm not. 11 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:21,621 Still in that thing with Tamra? 12 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:25,625 It's nothing. 13 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:28,378 You're being pulled in so many directions in high school. 14 00:01:28,503 --> 00:01:29,503 Ever… 15 00:01:31,214 --> 00:01:32,132 Your body is changing. 16 00:01:32,215 --> 00:01:33,359 - Oh, my God, Mom. - It's normal, 17 00:01:33,383 --> 00:01:35,218 - and it's okay... - Mom, Mom, Mom, stop. 18 00:01:35,302 --> 00:01:37,429 I'm fine. Trust, please. 19 00:01:37,762 --> 00:01:39,198 - Stop. - You know that I'm here for you. 20 00:01:39,222 --> 00:01:40,891 I've been you. I am you. I'm here to help. 21 00:01:41,016 --> 00:01:42,100 High school. 22 00:01:42,225 --> 00:01:44,019 The drugs and the booze and the sex. 23 00:01:44,144 --> 00:01:46,188 - It's like chemical warfare. - Jesus. Okay. 24 00:01:47,022 --> 00:01:48,857 Please, try to have some fun. 25 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:51,109 - But make good choices. - Mom. 26 00:01:51,484 --> 00:01:52,484 But make good choices. 27 00:01:52,861 --> 00:01:53,861 Okay. 28 00:01:53,987 --> 00:01:56,406 All right. Well, okay, good, 'cause I've seen some shit. 29 00:01:56,781 --> 00:01:59,326 - All right, Mom. - Okay. I love you, Ever. 30 00:02:05,415 --> 00:02:06,917 Love you, too. 31 00:02:42,911 --> 00:02:46,248 Ever. What is this? Come on. 32 00:02:46,498 --> 00:02:48,208 - What? - We're going on a field trip. 33 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:50,293 - Not to pinochle. - Is it too much? 34 00:02:50,794 --> 00:02:52,879 Too much? It's nothing, Ev. 35 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:55,006 - Should I change? - No, we're late. 36 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,883 And changing would take forever ever, Ever. 37 00:02:57,092 --> 00:02:58,552 Just get in, Grandpa. 38 00:03:07,519 --> 00:03:08,645 Field trip! 39 00:03:08,728 --> 00:03:10,480 - Oh, my God. - Let's get that extra credit! 40 00:03:10,605 --> 00:03:13,108 Okay, you just, like, need less layers. 41 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:14,901 Like, show a little skin or something. 42 00:03:15,026 --> 00:03:16,528 I mean, take this off, first of all. 43 00:03:16,611 --> 00:03:18,464 - Oh, my God. Tamra! - What? You don't need a jacket. 44 00:03:18,488 --> 00:03:20,088 - It's so hot out. - Stop. I'll unzip it. 45 00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:21,074 You're super cute, okay? 46 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:23,743 You're just hiding under all this clothing. 47 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:25,078 - Shut up. - What? 48 00:03:25,203 --> 00:03:26,538 Yeah, easy for you to say. 49 00:03:26,663 --> 00:03:28,456 Easy for everyone to say. "Super cute." 50 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:29,708 It's two words. 51 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,251 - Wow. - It's two words. Yeah. 52 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:32,854 You have to let people see it, you know? 53 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:35,463 I mean, you just have to let Steven see it. 54 00:03:36,965 --> 00:03:37,966 Shut up. 55 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:39,759 - You know. - I wish I never told you. 56 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:41,970 Oh, you know, Jacey taught me this really cool trick. 57 00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:44,306 Oh, my God, I don't want to hear about your new friends. 58 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:47,309 They're not my new friends. We just have class together. 59 00:03:47,809 --> 00:03:49,895 Ever's now pissed. Dude! 60 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:52,740 What do you expect me to do, like, be antisocial the rest of my life? 61 00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:55,275 - How's that working out for you? - Tamra, please. Stop. 62 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:57,420 - Tamra, stop. I mean it. - We can try every once... 63 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:58,445 Tamra, stop! Stop! 64 00:03:58,695 --> 00:04:00,488 Oh, my God! 65 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:04,159 He's dead. 66 00:04:04,284 --> 00:04:05,452 - Is he dead? - No. 67 00:04:05,702 --> 00:04:06,870 But let's make sure. 68 00:04:07,412 --> 00:04:08,580 Are you okay? 69 00:04:08,955 --> 00:04:10,075 You guys almost took me out! 70 00:04:11,541 --> 00:04:14,711 - Randall? - There goes my good driver's discount. 71 00:04:17,046 --> 00:04:18,548 I know. I'm sorry. 72 00:04:18,673 --> 00:04:19,859 - We were just... - I'm so sorry. 73 00:04:19,883 --> 00:04:21,963 - I totally didn't see you. - Yeah, I get that a lot. 74 00:04:25,805 --> 00:04:28,600 - Whoa. - Oh, it's okay, Tamra. I just... 75 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:31,144 - I'm totally okay. - Are you sure? 76 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,521 You're… 77 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:33,813 - You're… - Randall. 78 00:04:33,939 --> 00:04:35,315 Randall, right? 79 00:04:36,191 --> 00:04:37,859 - You sure you're good? - Yeah. 80 00:04:38,276 --> 00:04:40,028 - Couldn't be better. - Oh, okay. 81 00:04:40,153 --> 00:04:42,072 - Sorry. - Oh, hey, let me help you. 82 00:04:42,197 --> 00:04:43,865 Oh, don't. I got it. 83 00:04:44,157 --> 00:04:45,617 I got it. Sorry. 84 00:04:45,909 --> 00:04:48,119 - It's just fragile. Sorry. - Okay. 85 00:04:48,537 --> 00:04:49,829 Yeah, no worries. 86 00:04:52,082 --> 00:04:53,917 Hey, maybe sometime... 87 00:04:58,463 --> 00:05:00,131 Oh, fucking bullseye! 88 00:05:00,715 --> 00:05:01,715 Yes, bro. 89 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:03,218 Hey, what's up, Tammy? 90 00:05:05,637 --> 00:05:06,888 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 91 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:08,014 Such a cute fit, babe. 92 00:05:08,682 --> 00:05:10,684 - Right? Thanks. - What the fuck? 93 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:11,809 Oh, I'm sorry, man. 94 00:05:11,852 --> 00:05:13,687 Hey, I didn't mean to hit you right there. 95 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:16,022 - What were you aiming at? - I was aiming for your head. 96 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,875 What? It's, like, funny. You got to admit it. 97 00:05:26,950 --> 00:05:27,993 Fucking assholes. 98 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:29,327 Are you okay? 99 00:05:29,494 --> 00:05:30,829 - Do you want a ride? - Ever. 100 00:05:31,246 --> 00:05:32,414 There's no room. 101 00:05:32,706 --> 00:05:37,002 Sorry. We have to go for the… Ever. Come on. 102 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,254 I'm sorry. 103 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,373 All right, principal's watching, guys. Phones in the bag. 104 00:05:46,636 --> 00:05:49,890 We're gonna live inside the IRL, you know? 105 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:52,642 Communicate with each other. Thank you. Grazie. 106 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,251 If I say "grazie", you say "prego". 107 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:56,146 Thank you very much. 108 00:05:56,813 --> 00:05:58,481 Thank you. Thank you so much. 109 00:05:59,107 --> 00:06:00,275 Thank you. 110 00:06:00,525 --> 00:06:04,112 Wow. That is a death stare. Grazie. 111 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:06,740 You say "prego". You say "prego"! 112 00:06:07,616 --> 00:06:08,867 - Hi. - Give it. 113 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:10,327 I don't have one. 114 00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:11,953 Really? Still? 115 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:14,080 Yes. 116 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:16,583 Well, give my regards to 2006. 117 00:06:17,751 --> 00:06:18,835 Go ahead. 118 00:06:19,461 --> 00:06:21,379 Right this way, children. Whoa. 119 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:23,131 Give it. I know you got that flip. 120 00:06:23,381 --> 00:06:24,466 Give it. 121 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:28,011 Phones in the bag, people. 122 00:06:28,303 --> 00:06:30,597 Last call. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, too, Wayne. 123 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:33,350 Come on, let's get the phone. 124 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:38,539 You should see your face. I'm just kidding, man. 125 00:06:38,563 --> 00:06:40,482 Okay, go ahead. Captain on the bridge! 126 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,442 "You're Randall?" 127 00:06:43,026 --> 00:06:45,570 Really? Like we haven't known him since sixth grade? 128 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,113 Whoa, what happened to you? 129 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,324 - You don't want to know. - Hey, hey, hey. 130 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:50,951 You're right. Give it. 131 00:06:51,952 --> 00:06:53,161 I know he's weird, but he's... 132 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:54,287 Last call! 133 00:06:55,163 --> 00:06:57,582 Damn, now that is nice tie-dye, Deadhead. 134 00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,709 Speaking of sixth grade, 135 00:07:00,252 --> 00:07:02,712 you know the first time I ever got tongue was on a field trip? 136 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:05,549 Yeah, because you tell me every time we go on a field trip. 137 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:07,217 Yeah, but have I shown you? 138 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,760 Stop! Stop. 139 00:07:12,013 --> 00:07:13,866 Dude, you gotta stop sending nudes to this phone. 140 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:15,100 It's a work phone. 141 00:07:15,225 --> 00:07:17,065 I just want to make sure you know how it works. 142 00:07:17,102 --> 00:07:18,979 I mean, who knows? It could be your day. 143 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,355 Oh, come on, Ever. 144 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,315 Dude, dick pics are nudes. 145 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:23,441 That's my truth. 146 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:25,026 You should try black lipstick. 147 00:07:25,277 --> 00:07:28,697 It would really bring out your bright, gleaming smile. 148 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:30,490 - You think? - Yeah. 149 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,367 Always happy to do charity work. 150 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:37,205 Are we okay? 151 00:07:38,957 --> 00:07:40,625 Yeah. Sure. 152 00:07:41,835 --> 00:07:43,170 Thanks for asking. 153 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,172 Yeah, you got it. 154 00:07:53,930 --> 00:07:55,098 - See? - Stop. 155 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:56,516 - Super cute. - Don't. 156 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,059 This could really be your day. 157 00:07:58,935 --> 00:08:00,812 Eyes front, children. 158 00:08:00,979 --> 00:08:02,059 Something's wrong with you. 159 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:04,733 We are going to have some 4-H fun today... 160 00:08:05,609 --> 00:08:08,653 Ryno, Rynomite! All right, let me have that phone. 161 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:11,072 And if you… Okay, no, there's not… 162 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:14,576 Just, can you just take a… Oh, God. Dude. Dude. 163 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:17,871 Okay. No fat shaming. It's frowned upon. 164 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:20,457 Just beach yourself anywhere, quickly. 165 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:22,583 We'll wait. 166 00:08:26,171 --> 00:08:28,548 It's time to earn that extra credit. 167 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:33,470 That's right. We're going to be immersed in nature. 168 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:36,263 We're going to see some wildlife. 169 00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:38,517 We're going to show some of you wallflowers 170 00:08:38,934 --> 00:08:44,564 the perks of real flowers. And maybe, just maybe, 171 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:47,025 we'll plant the seeds of friendship 172 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:50,195 and bond like braces. 173 00:08:50,695 --> 00:08:53,198 You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Candace? 174 00:08:53,657 --> 00:08:56,159 So shy. Are you transmitting? 175 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:01,498 Try to keep it down to a thunderous roar, 176 00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:04,376 and we'll get through this together. 177 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,711 The PTA requires it. 178 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:10,173 Hit it, Wayne! 179 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:46,937 Wait, I thought you weren't eating anything with a face. 180 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,525 Okay, you eat the face and give me the rest. 181 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,401 No, stupid. 182 00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,570 Gummies are made of gelatin. 183 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,197 So? 184 00:10:57,322 --> 00:10:59,366 {\an8}You know, gelatin's made of bones. 185 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:01,952 {\an8}Like, pig bones and cow bones and horse hooves. 186 00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:07,666 {\an8}Thank you. 187 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:23,765 {\an8}Ew. 188 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,726 - Dude, just eat the faces. - What? 189 00:11:30,605 --> 00:11:31,606 Be a vegetarian tomorrow! 190 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,583 What route are you taking, Wayne? 191 00:11:54,546 --> 00:11:56,339 Wayne, you're going the wrong way. 192 00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:58,651 Will you just get off my back and let me fucking drive! 193 00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:00,886 Geez, Wayne. Language. 194 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:04,764 Oh, I'd hate to have to fucking write you up again. 195 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,570 You want to go? 'Cause we can go right now! 196 00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:08,143 What the fucking... Jesus! 197 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:14,274 Hang on! 198 00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:19,821 Hit the brakes, Wayne! 199 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,990 We're going down! 200 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,625 Wayne, you half-wit! 201 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,377 Can you do anything right? 202 00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:16,753 Something hit the windshield. 203 00:13:16,878 --> 00:13:19,965 No. You hit something! 204 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,760 It was clearly a tragedy, but let's just hope 205 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,429 he was a racist, so we don't have to feel bad. 206 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,057 Okay. Is anyone hurt? 207 00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:32,394 I think she is. 208 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:33,937 Oh, gross. 209 00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:38,859 Okay. Jacey, take a towel 210 00:13:39,067 --> 00:13:42,237 or a jacket or something, and cover that up. 211 00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:45,156 - Nobody needs to see that. - Aren't you a doctor? 212 00:13:45,657 --> 00:13:48,326 Well, I mean, I'm a doctor of physical education. 213 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,578 It's not... 214 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,329 What the fuck is that? 215 00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:52,789 There's somebody out there. 216 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,291 Oh, well, good news, Wayne. 217 00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,614 It looks like you're not a murderer after all. Mazel tov. 218 00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,087 Here, Jacey, for your nose. 219 00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:00,589 It's all I have. 220 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,386 How bad is it? 221 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:07,888 It's… 222 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:09,764 Not that bad. 223 00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,183 This message is transmitted at the request 224 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,602 of the United States Office of Civil Defense. 225 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,313 Take a battery-powered radio and essential supplies with you 226 00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,857 to the nearest fallout shelter and seal the doors. 227 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:03,026 Stay on this broadcast for further information… 228 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:05,421 - Turn that down, Wayne. - I think this is important. 229 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:06,530 Just turn it down! 230 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:10,659 We are under siege by a chemical attack. Avoid affected areas at all costs. 231 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,430 - What was that? - I don't know. 232 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,129 I think he wants to come inside. 233 00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:15,056 - Open the door. - You want me to open the door? 234 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,684 - Are you nuts? - Please don't open the door. 235 00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:19,519 Open the door. 236 00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,938 - I'm with the kids. - You should be with the kids! 237 00:16:22,772 --> 00:16:23,815 He's clearly hurt, 238 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,985 and at least one of us needs to take some responsibility. 239 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,446 Maybe that's the difference between you and me, Wayne. 240 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,948 That and 70 to 75 pounds. 241 00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:36,870 Watch and learn. 242 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,629 Are you all right, friend? 243 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:47,881 Maybe we should… 244 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:49,716 Go. 245 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,689 Do you have insurance? 246 00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,244 - Go! Go! - Go where? 247 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,995 Go! Go! 248 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,747 Shit, shit, shit. Go. Come on. 249 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,289 Go, go! 250 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,590 Move it! Come on! 251 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,052 Go, go, go! 252 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,680 Danny, wait! 253 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,682 Come on! 254 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,726 Come on, Candace! Come on! 255 00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:43,520 Danny, wait! 256 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,522 Candace! 257 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,610 Shit! 258 00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,654 Candace, grab my hand! 259 00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,160 - Come on! - I don't need your help. 260 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,412 Take it anyway. 261 00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:10,755 Tamra? Tamra! 262 00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:17,512 I just got these. Come on, man. 263 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,680 Tamra! 264 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,394 What was that back there? 265 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,396 - I don't know. Satan shit. - Where are we? 266 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,235 Tamra! 267 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:36,907 Ever! Come on! 268 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,162 Ever! 269 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,289 Thank God. 270 00:18:44,372 --> 00:18:46,500 Hey we need to find help. 271 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,919 Hey, we gotta keep going. That guy was not normal. 272 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,062 Yeah, no damn duh, Factoid. 273 00:18:50,086 --> 00:18:51,981 That alert message on the radio? We have to find cover. 274 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,316 Where? We're in the fucking Shire. 275 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,091 There. There's a building or something. 276 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,694 - I don't see anything. - Yeah, right there. 277 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,969 Guys, it's right… I see it. 278 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,637 Shit! Go! Come on! 279 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,889 - Let's go! - Come on! 280 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,392 Oh, this way! Turn! 281 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,394 Follow the hero, not the zero, dipshit. 282 00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:08,355 - Hey, keep up! Keep up! - Wait for us! 283 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,779 Fuck! Fuck! Oh, my God! 284 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:17,948 Help me! 285 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,908 Take my hand, man. Help me, fuck… 286 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,326 Will you fucking help me! 287 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,496 - I'm gonna fucking throw up! - You got this, bro. 288 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,206 You got this. 289 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,167 Don't leave me! 290 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,921 Oh, babe. 291 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,423 Fuck! Ah, you fucking pussy! 292 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,765 - Hey, be quiet. - You be quiet. 293 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,227 Oh, that was a dead end. Where do we go now? 294 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,479 Go this way. Come on. 295 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:51,940 Stop shushing me. 296 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,486 - You want to go? - Oh, yeah. 297 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,988 Yeah, yeah. 298 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,341 - What's wrong with you? - I wouldn't be here right now 299 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,242 if I didn't need the fucking extra credit. 300 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,220 Okay, well, cheat off someone smarter next time. 301 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,954 I copied off of you. 302 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,875 Fuck. 303 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,362 Guys, maybe we should go left. 304 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:40,821 Wait, why left? 305 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,617 Because it's the only direction not making scary sounds, okay? 306 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,330 What is this place? 307 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,208 Oh, this is where the tweakers and thespians go 308 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,919 to huff paint and have existential crises. 309 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,049 We hit him with a bus, and it didn't slow him down at all. 310 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,985 No, and it sounds like there are more out there. 311 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,820 I know it's crazy, but given what we've seen... 312 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:05,031 Yeah, no, that emergency broadcast warning was national. 313 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,057 I mean, that's everywhere, everyone. 314 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:08,993 What'd they say? Seal the doors and windows and shit? 315 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,561 What does that mean for everyone back in town? Our families? 316 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,530 Okay, we don't even need to worry about that. 317 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,815 Okay, you know why? We're not in a goddamned comic book. 318 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:18,235 Okay? So, wet dreamers, wake the fuck up. 319 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,421 - We all saw what we saw. - Yeah, we saw a crackhead 320 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,548 looking to molest us, not a real-life Fortnite invasion. 321 00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,383 Danny, what are you talk... That guy looked like 322 00:21:24,407 --> 00:21:25,718 he was trying to eat Mr. Lorenzo. 323 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,428 Right, right. Can you explain something to me? 324 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,804 'Cause I just don't get this, right? 325 00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,973 What is it with you shut-ins and your zombie fantasies? 326 00:21:30,997 --> 00:21:33,041 Okay, I think Randall's right, Danny. 327 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,543 Something is very wrong here. 328 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,907 Oh, you think something's really wrong here? No fucking... 329 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:41,216 Let's pick it up, Blandall. 330 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,260 Hey. Hey. 331 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,705 Come on, almost there. All right? 332 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,074 This should do. 333 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,326 Get out of the door. 334 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,227 Well, I can't believe it, but I actually agree with the dweeb. 335 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,601 I can't believe I agree with the guy who smells like horse shit. 336 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,936 There's a lot of stuff everywhere. 337 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,212 Maybe we should just fan out and grab what we can and... 338 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,023 - Batten down the hatches. - Secure the structure. 339 00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:23,633 Hey. We need to find weapons. 340 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,361 Yeah, you know what? He's right. 341 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,928 - Real men should do that. - Hey. 342 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,513 Lock it down. Nothing in or out. 343 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,807 - Except maybe you nimrods. - Come on, Tamra. 344 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,435 - Oh, Ever. - No. 345 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,687 I think we should stick together. 346 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,105 Yeah, so come on. 347 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,122 Everyone's going in different directions. 348 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:41,693 Let's go, Tamra. I'll bring her back. 349 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,911 Hey, Ever! Would you want to... 350 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,539 Oh, sorry. Would you just want to, like, check some stuff out upstairs or... 351 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:55,749 Why not? 352 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,350 Is this a weapon? 353 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:15,310 Can you swing it? 354 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,206 Come on, you even lifting, bro? 355 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,690 Come on, man. It was supposed to be leg day. 356 00:23:30,825 --> 00:23:32,452 - Hey. - Hey. 357 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:35,664 Whoa! Watch the Dolces. 358 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,148 Oh, fuck. 359 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,070 Sorry. My bad. 360 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,156 - That's gross. - Yeah. 361 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,367 Is someone out there? 362 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,703 I thought I saw Ryan, but… 363 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,000 What about the other randos? 364 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,669 What? Who are you talking about? 365 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:23,837 The other randos. 366 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,548 Zits, Slenderman, Hairy, Brace Face. 367 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,049 You mean Candace? 368 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,468 Sure. 369 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,762 You know they have a nickname for you, too. 370 00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:34,389 What? 371 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:36,975 Jump Street. 372 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,147 - Why? - I'll let you figure it out. 373 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,107 Incoming! 374 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,275 Out my way. Out my way. 375 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,568 Go, go, go. 376 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:53,991 Okay. 377 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:55,368 Hey. 378 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,290 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 379 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,459 - Let me look at that. - Okay. 380 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,335 Thanks, babe. 381 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920 Yeah. 382 00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:07,982 Yeah, you know I just want to keep you safe, right? 383 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,132 No, I get that. 384 00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,322 Danny, why are you only sweet to me when no one else is around? 385 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,722 Well, look who's talking. 386 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,979 This place is so creepy. 387 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:25,190 I know. 388 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,693 It's like some crazy serial killer's secret lair. 389 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,905 No, I was just kidding. 390 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:35,283 This is just, like, some hunter's hangout for, like… 391 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,786 Hunting and stuff, like… 392 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,746 You know, for… 393 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:44,167 But if a serial killer were to pop out and try to get us, 394 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961 I'd protect us. 395 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,548 Fuck him up big-time. 396 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,259 Now you sound like one of those meatheads. 397 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,010 Oh, come on, Ever. 398 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,890 I'm a D&D level 20 RAW wizard. I've been fucking shit up 399 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,614 since before they were trying to fill out their Little League cups. 400 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,773 I wasn't sure if I sold that line. 401 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,525 You sold it, Steven. 402 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:12,696 They just go... 403 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,215 Every single day, it's the same, like, 404 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,508 - "What's up, Big Head?" - I know. 405 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,783 "How's your big head?" 406 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,550 - They're so mean. - At this point, like, 407 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,746 I just hear their insults as just, like, beeping noises. 408 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,248 You know, like, they're not... 409 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,309 They're just, like, robots. They're not even humans. 410 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:28,670 They're just, like, a bunch of robots programmed to make my life suck. 411 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,215 Yeah, but that kind of gives them a pass, don't you think? 412 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,386 I mean, there are way worse coping mechanisms, right? 413 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:38,346 I'm sorry. 414 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,454 - I know it's tough. - You know, maybe they're onto something. 415 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,393 Being a good person is highly overrated. 416 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:46,396 Have we even tried bullying? It might be awesome. 417 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,024 Hey, it's just high school. 418 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,401 No, it's more than that. 419 00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,779 It's a microcosm for life. People don't change, ever. 420 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,324 - You don't know that. - Oh, yeah? 421 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,742 Where's your bestie? 422 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,744 High school doesn't end. 423 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,329 It spreads. 424 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:05,874 Sorry about earlier. 425 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:10,420 It's just, like, things got all, like, murder-y and stuff, you know? 426 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,546 Right. 427 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,507 Since your car is a piece of shit… 428 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,051 You should just ride with us. 429 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,263 - Well, I drive Ever. - We only have room for one. 430 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,682 But you can sit with Hunt. 431 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:36,112 Whoo! Good find, Randy. Damn. 432 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,115 Well, all right. 433 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,869 It ain't up to code, but it works. 434 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,829 Bravo, baby. 435 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,291 Did anyone else hear that? 436 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,339 Someone help me! 437 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,092 I think it's Candace. 438 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,136 It's who? 439 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,431 Someone, please, help me! 440 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,312 Help me! 441 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,111 It is Candace. 442 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:18,905 Someone please help me! 443 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,448 Oh, shit, it's Braces. 444 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:21,658 Let's get her. 445 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,701 Let me go. 446 00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:25,412 Hey. 447 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,120 He's gone. 448 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,124 - No. No, he's not. - Somebody, please! 449 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,502 - Help me! Somebody! - We can save her. 450 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:14,920 The fuck we will. 451 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:16,129 There he is. 452 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,513 Somebody please help me! 453 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:34,272 - What's he doing? - He's just watching her. 454 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,739 - Guys, we gotta do something. - No, we don't. 455 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,824 Slow gotta go. Hard truth, okay? 456 00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,701 Ever, what if he follows her and gets in? 457 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,162 If you get us killed, I'm gonna be so pissed. 458 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:50,664 Come on, Tamra. 459 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:52,248 Please. 460 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,168 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 461 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:00,966 Somebody, please! 462 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,600 - I can't watch this. - Someone, please! 463 00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:12,018 Please help me! 464 00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:14,604 Help me, please! 465 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,900 Someone please help me! 466 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,946 Candace! Run this way! Candace! 467 00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:24,948 Run! 468 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,117 - What the fuck did you just do! - Somebody help me! 469 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:28,702 Stop her! Hey! 470 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:31,496 Come on, Candace! 471 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,373 - Ever! - Come on, Candace! 472 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,918 Look out, Candace! 473 00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,170 Help me! 474 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,010 Help me! 475 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:57,480 Candace! 476 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,197 Get away from the door! 477 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,743 Holy fucking shit! Oh, my God! 478 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,211 Back! 479 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,299 Oh, my God! 480 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,346 Come on, come on! 481 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,863 - Come on! - Okay, close the door! 482 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:52,744 Here, here! Hold it! Careful! 483 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,627 Oh, fuck yes. 484 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,100 I think he's leaving. 485 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,644 No, no, I don't like when you try to think, Never. 486 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,326 - That's when people get attacked. - At least it gave her a chance. 487 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:21,857 Did Braces even make it? 488 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,360 We have to get away from this door in case it doesn't hold. 489 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,863 Feel around. There might be, like, a light or… 490 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,282 Got it. 491 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,516 This is some layaway rave shit. 492 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,905 I got you. 493 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:11,948 Zombie! 494 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,283 Dude! 495 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,035 - Jesus, fuck! - Shit! 496 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,831 - Wait, Ryan. You're okay. - Yeah. I think so. 497 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:28,298 - Really, dude? The fuck? - Are you all right? 498 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,926 I mean… No. 499 00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,011 How the hell did you survive? 500 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:34,262 I don't know, Daniel. 501 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,097 What did you say? 502 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:40,143 Okay, you don't call me that. All right? You don't fucking know me. 503 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:41,770 No, I don't know you anymore. 504 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,175 - What does that mean? - Nothing. 505 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:47,150 Oh, please, please. Ryan, what did you see out there? 506 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,904 Before I left the bus… 507 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:52,989 I saw that thing. 508 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,700 It was thrashing everybody. 509 00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:59,829 It got Juniper, Karlak, Wagoner, Matt. 510 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,210 I think that Candace might have made it. 511 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,338 She didn't get away. 512 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,883 I thought I saw that... 513 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,427 I thought I saw Wagoner out in the woods, 514 00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:17,264 but he was just... He was different. 515 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:23,103 He was just thrashing around, and his arm was twisted and broken, and… 516 00:34:24,186 --> 00:34:25,856 It was like he didn't even care. 517 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:32,529 And I tried to help, and there was too many of them. 518 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,322 - It's spreading. - Fucking zombies. 519 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,687 All right, can you shut up? There's no such fucking thing. 520 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,421 Well, then how else would you explain that? 521 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,078 Ryan. 522 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,373 Did you see where the others went? 523 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:48,043 I'm pretty sure that we lost 'em. 524 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,644 There's gotta be another way out! 525 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,896 Come on! 526 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,492 Ever, go! This way! 527 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,172 This way. 528 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,273 There's gotta be another way out. Come on. 529 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,722 Danny? Danny? 530 00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:43,174 They're getting closer. We gotta do something. Come on! 531 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:44,643 Danny! 532 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,147 Come on. 533 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:50,814 Danny! 534 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:52,692 Danny, help! Come on! 535 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,403 I gotta go. 536 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,847 - Danny, what are you doing? - I gotta go. I gotta help him! 537 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:03,744 Get off! 538 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,079 Ever, come on! 539 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,459 You go. All right, you first. 540 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,255 - Go! Ryan, go! - No, I'll be right behind. Go! 541 00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,773 Danny! Help! 542 00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:34,067 Danny! 543 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:57,591 Danny! 544 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,178 Hunt! 545 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,240 Go. 546 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:24,451 Go, go, go! 547 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,348 Okay. 548 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,440 Hey. Where's Hunt? 549 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,859 - I could've helped him. - Where… 550 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,196 I didn't. 551 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,368 That thing was there. There was too many of the others. 552 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:10,372 And they took him. 553 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,707 They took him from right fucking in front of me. 554 00:38:14,459 --> 00:38:17,128 I could've helped him. I could've... I didn't save my friend! 555 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,046 Danny. 556 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,342 You stay away! Just stay the fuck away. You're bad fucking luck. 557 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:30,767 I am so sorry about Hunt. I am. 558 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,646 - You know, if there was any way... - I said stay away! 559 00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:37,899 You don't give a shit! 560 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,027 And he fought for you! 561 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:45,740 And we did nothing for him! We did fucking nothing! 562 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,290 We deserve this. 563 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,085 - Danny, stop. - Look around. 564 00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,045 This isn't random. 565 00:39:06,386 --> 00:39:07,596 They chose us. 566 00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,519 They chose us. 567 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:00,023 You don't scare me. You don't scare... 568 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,992 Leave us alone! 569 00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:09,634 Randall? 570 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:12,888 Randall? 571 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,056 Randall. 572 00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,767 Hey, that was awesome. 573 00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:20,228 Randall. 574 00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:22,272 That was fucking amazing. 575 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:30,238 - You saved us. - I just reacted. I… 576 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,449 Anyone else would have done the same. 577 00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,076 I'm just glad you're safe. 578 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:42,918 Holy shit. 579 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:47,005 Guys, look at all this stuff. Wayne was on everything. 580 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,168 I can't believe they let this guy drive a school bus. 581 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,134 Our district blows. 582 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:52,445 - Hey, we should keep moving. - Yes. 583 00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,469 Okay? Right? 584 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,182 - You okay, babe? - It's fucking cold in here. 585 00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,059 Babe? 586 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,686 Did anyone scratch or bite you? 587 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:05,941 Fucking junkie stabbed me with something. Inspect it yourself, you fucking larper. 588 00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:10,695 Danny? 589 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:14,824 Look at that. 590 00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:17,035 Are you feeling okay? 591 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,247 Danny? 592 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,124 I gotta go. 593 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,168 I think you just need to breathe. 594 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:26,920 Where you going? 595 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:31,716 I'm gonna save my friend. 596 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,171 That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go save my friend. 597 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,805 Danny, don't go up there alone. 598 00:42:36,930 --> 00:42:38,348 - Shut up. - Hey, Danny. 599 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:39,474 Hey, Danny. 600 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,498 Danny. Jesus Christ. 601 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,709 What we need is fire. 602 00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:08,545 We gotta... 603 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:10,714 We gotta burn 'em all. We gotta burn 'em all. 604 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,465 - Babe... - Jacey, don't. 605 00:43:12,591 --> 00:43:14,551 - What we need is fire. - Ryan. 606 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,553 - Babe. - Jacey, don't. 607 00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,764 Hey. Do you want some water or... 608 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,726 - Or something? - Do you have water? 609 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,145 - No. - Fucking Christ! 610 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:29,316 I'm just trying to help. 611 00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:31,294 Just trying to help, right? Just trying to help me. 612 00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:33,236 Trying to help me feel guilty, yeah? 613 00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:35,947 - Daniel. - Daniel's been gone since camp, Ryan. 614 00:43:36,198 --> 00:43:37,383 So what, you just trying to make 615 00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:38,567 - everybody know now? - Danny. 616 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,060 - You want everybody to know? - No! 617 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:41,286 I lost it all, Ryan! 618 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,706 Now I got a fat fucking reminder every fucking day! 619 00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:45,999 Danny, let him go! 620 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,122 - You're hurting him! - No! 621 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,167 No! 622 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:49,669 - No! - Danny. 623 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,630 I changed fucking everything about myself. 624 00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:54,090 I changed fucking everything so I didn't fucking vomit 625 00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:55,734 every time I look in the fucking mirror. 626 00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,010 Danny. 627 00:43:57,093 --> 00:43:58,678 Don't fucking look at me! 628 00:43:58,803 --> 00:43:59,930 Danny. 629 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,432 We're here with you, Danny. Please. 630 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,434 - We just want to help you. - Fuck you! 631 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,167 Oh, my God. 632 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:31,378 Is he dead? 633 00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:35,149 Of course he's dead, Ryan. He just fell off the frickin' roof! 634 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,174 Steven. 635 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,469 I'm… I'm sorry. 636 00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:45,976 Ryan. 637 00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:53,149 He wasn't always such an asshole. 638 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,237 I just wish everybody else could've known that. 639 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,083 Wait. 640 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:34,733 What in the uppercase fuck was that? 641 00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:36,359 How did he survive that? 642 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:41,072 If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will. 643 00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:43,950 If he just turns like that… 644 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:47,621 There was a whole bus full of kids. This is happening. 645 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:51,541 Is Danny gonna be okay? Are any of us? 646 00:45:53,335 --> 00:45:55,378 I don't know. I don't know. 647 00:45:56,004 --> 00:45:58,548 I don't know, but I promise you I will do everything I can 648 00:45:58,632 --> 00:45:59,799 to make sure that we are. 649 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:01,760 Okay? Okay? 650 00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:04,763 I won't let anything happen to you, Tamra. Okay? 651 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:10,828 We can't go out there. It's not safe. 652 00:46:10,852 --> 00:46:12,788 So we barricade the doors and let's just stay in here. 653 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:14,856 - Come on. - No. Then we'll just trap ourselves. 654 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:17,442 Guys, we have no food, no water. 655 00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:21,613 We need help, and I think there is help out there. 656 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:23,031 There has to be. 657 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,407 What, but you just... 658 00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:27,285 You just want to stay here and do nothing? 659 00:46:27,369 --> 00:46:30,163 Whoa. Calm down, Ever. I'm just trying to protect us. 660 00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:32,332 Yeah. That's all, I'm sure. 661 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:35,710 Well, what do you suggest we do, then? 662 00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,925 Those things, 663 00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,845 I say we draw them to one side of the building 664 00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:46,429 and then slip through the other. 665 00:46:46,513 --> 00:46:48,473 Go get your phones. Maybe the bus starts. 666 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:50,058 No, no, absolutely not. 667 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,060 Absolutely fucking not. It's dangerous. 668 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,854 Guys, come on, help me with the door. 669 00:46:53,979 --> 00:46:55,522 Wait, who put you in charge, exactly? 670 00:46:55,605 --> 00:46:56,648 - Ever. - What? 671 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:59,818 I am sick of no one listening to common fucking sense. 672 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,737 Absolutely not! I forbid it! No! 673 00:47:07,284 --> 00:47:10,954 You know what? The great thing about this plan 674 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:13,999 is that I don't need your permission, Randall. 675 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,128 If you fuck this up, we can all die. 676 00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:20,172 We have listened to you this whole day. 677 00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:24,509 You've somehow always had the answers, so everyone went along with it. 678 00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,346 But how's that working out for us? 679 00:47:33,602 --> 00:47:34,603 Danny was right. 680 00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:39,107 What we need is fire. 681 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,212 Wayne was good for one thing. 682 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:15,268 Oh, fuck! 683 00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:26,998 - There is no back way out. - I'll make one. 684 00:48:28,365 --> 00:48:29,407 Ever! 685 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,743 Ever! Ever! Stop! What are you doing? 686 00:49:13,827 --> 00:49:15,387 Randall's right. You can't go out there. 687 00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,372 Oh, so now you think we should stick together. 688 00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:20,500 What? What are you talking… Wait. 689 00:49:20,709 --> 00:49:23,587 Wait, no, that's not... That's not how it was at all. 690 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:25,255 Oh, you really don't get it. 691 00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:28,383 Look, I'm just... I'm trying, okay? 692 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,677 Trying to do what? Be one of them? 693 00:49:30,802 --> 00:49:33,847 - Sorry, I don't fit in that box. - Ever, whoa, whoa. 694 00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:35,807 - That's not what happened. I... - Tamra! 695 00:49:36,266 --> 00:49:37,851 This is not the time. 696 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:40,353 We don't know what's going on, we are cut off 697 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,356 from the rest of the world, and the one thing we should have… 698 00:49:44,441 --> 00:49:45,775 Is each other's backs. 699 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,446 - Ever, come on. - No, just leave me alone. 700 00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:50,989 You're good at that. 701 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,367 Wait! Ever, don't leave me. 702 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,120 Ever. 703 00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:05,378 Ever, wait! Hold up! Hey, wait! 704 00:50:05,504 --> 00:50:07,506 Just hold up! We gotta talk about this! Ever. 705 00:50:07,923 --> 00:50:10,050 Ever, wait. Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up. 706 00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:11,927 Seriously, we have to think this through. 707 00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,929 I've been thinking it through all day. 708 00:50:14,304 --> 00:50:15,764 I should've said something sooner. 709 00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:19,226 - But Randall said... - I don't care what Randall said, 710 00:50:20,185 --> 00:50:21,478 and you shouldn't, either. 711 00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:24,898 But, just please don't go out there, okay? 712 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:27,692 - What if there's more... - Everything is a what if. 713 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:31,571 - I know, but just if... - What if I'm right? 714 00:50:34,908 --> 00:50:35,909 Fine. 715 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:38,411 But I'm coming with you. 716 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:46,753 Okay. 717 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:54,678 Thanks for coming with me. 718 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:56,763 I was kind of scared shitless. 719 00:50:57,973 --> 00:50:58,974 Yeah, I still am. 720 00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:02,184 Sweet. 721 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,521 Okay, come on. 722 00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,989 - Let's go. - Okay. 723 00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:15,615 Here, I got you. 724 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:18,243 - Thanks. Okay. - Okay? 725 00:51:18,368 --> 00:51:19,870 - Yeah. Here. - Thank you. 726 00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:22,539 - It's fine. - Let's get you up here. 727 00:51:22,664 --> 00:51:23,874 That's it. Oh, yeah. 728 00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:25,625 Okay. 729 00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,226 Oh, shit! Oh, my God. Oh, God. 730 00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:46,688 Inside voices. Inside voices. Okay. 731 00:51:48,857 --> 00:51:50,650 Hey, I am so sorry. 732 00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:55,322 Okay. Gotta find the phones. 733 00:51:55,947 --> 00:51:57,949 Oh, my God. Okay. 734 00:52:03,747 --> 00:52:05,207 - Fuck. - What? 735 00:52:05,332 --> 00:52:07,959 - No. No, no, no. - What? 736 00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:14,799 They're all broken. 737 00:52:18,512 --> 00:52:19,804 Fucking great! 738 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:25,018 Ever, I'm so sorry. This was a really good idea. 739 00:52:25,685 --> 00:52:26,811 You say that now. 740 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,899 This is why I should just shut up 741 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:32,526 - and let other people... - What? 742 00:52:32,651 --> 00:52:34,194 Oh, my God, no. No, no, no. 743 00:52:34,277 --> 00:52:35,904 Don't say that. Oh, my God. 744 00:52:36,613 --> 00:52:41,743 Why not? What have I ever done to justify anyone listening to me? 745 00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:43,912 Clearly nothing. 746 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:48,124 I'm just nothing. 747 00:52:49,543 --> 00:52:50,710 Look at me. My... 748 00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:54,297 My hair, my clothes, my… 749 00:52:54,714 --> 00:52:58,134 Even my best friend thinks I'm nothing. 750 00:52:59,928 --> 00:53:02,138 I tried to save Candace twice. 751 00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:04,933 Nothing. 752 00:53:07,519 --> 00:53:09,729 My entire existence is just… 753 00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:13,358 Nothing. 754 00:53:15,569 --> 00:53:16,653 I mean, it could be worse. 755 00:53:18,405 --> 00:53:19,406 How? 756 00:53:21,992 --> 00:53:22,993 I don't know. 757 00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:24,911 I don't know. 758 00:53:25,287 --> 00:53:28,456 I was just trying to make you feel better. Now who's good for nothing? 759 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,711 Ever, I get what you're saying. 760 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:36,464 In your head, you think you're one thing… 761 00:53:37,674 --> 00:53:40,927 And you try hard to be that thing. I mean, like, you try really… 762 00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:45,682 Really, really hard to be that, and then you're just not. 763 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,853 And then all the insults, and the insecurities 764 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:54,232 and the names rush in when you try to be that way in public and you can't. I… 765 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:59,404 …I get it. I really, really get it. I do. I know. 766 00:54:01,031 --> 00:54:02,073 I know. 767 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,161 I know you. 768 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,583 Is this when you kiss me? 769 00:54:24,554 --> 00:54:25,597 - Wait... - What? 770 00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:29,309 - What? - No, it's just been such a long day, 771 00:54:29,476 --> 00:54:30,602 - and... - And? 772 00:54:30,727 --> 00:54:34,523 I lost my gum, and I ate a ton of dirt and mud earlier, 773 00:54:34,606 --> 00:54:36,358 and I'm just really stinky right now. 774 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:37,901 - Steven. - What? 775 00:54:39,611 --> 00:54:40,987 I might have puked a bit earlier. 776 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,116 That's great. 777 00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:48,954 That's really great, 'cause… 778 00:54:50,247 --> 00:54:52,332 Then we're basically in the same boat. 779 00:54:52,541 --> 00:54:53,708 Pretty much. 780 00:54:56,628 --> 00:54:57,921 - Do you still want to… - Yeah. 781 00:54:58,046 --> 00:54:59,047 …even though… 782 00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:07,305 - Wait. - Oh, my God. 783 00:55:07,389 --> 00:55:08,789 - I'm sorry. You're... - No, no, no. 784 00:55:09,099 --> 00:55:11,560 Look. The radio. The radio. 785 00:55:12,394 --> 00:55:14,020 - What? What? - Come on. 786 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,146 Come on. 787 00:55:16,606 --> 00:55:17,941 …these are combustible villas. 788 00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:20,104 - I feel like I need a doggone priest! - I was right. 789 00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:24,948 …tensions in the DMZ are finally beginning to calm as a once-torn nation… 790 00:55:25,073 --> 00:55:26,533 This isn't everywhere. 791 00:55:31,788 --> 00:55:34,308 This message is transmitted at the request of the United States... 792 00:55:34,332 --> 00:55:35,458 I was fucking right. 793 00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:38,795 It's a tape. 794 00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:43,800 Someone set this up. 795 00:55:49,556 --> 00:55:52,893 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 796 00:55:52,976 --> 00:55:54,912 You weren't supposed to find out about any of this. 797 00:55:54,936 --> 00:55:56,776 - None of this was supposed to happen. - You... 798 00:55:56,855 --> 00:55:59,566 I'm so, so sorry. Please believe me. You're gonna be okay. 799 00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:02,373 It's just a little bit. Just a half dose, and you're gonna wake up, 800 00:56:02,444 --> 00:56:04,124 and it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine. 801 00:56:04,237 --> 00:56:06,865 You'll forget about all this, and we can start over. It's okay… 802 00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:15,040 Good job, Steven. Good job. You had to. 803 00:56:29,721 --> 00:56:32,474 Hey, Van Allman, that's no hustle! That's a nap! 804 00:56:34,518 --> 00:56:36,358 I'm not talking about changing the whole world. 805 00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:39,439 I'm talking about changing a few people for the better. 806 00:56:39,564 --> 00:56:42,025 You know who. People who make our lives a living hell. 807 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:44,710 What if we gave it back in a way that actually made a difference? 808 00:56:44,736 --> 00:56:45,904 What kind of difference? 809 00:56:46,154 --> 00:56:47,632 Remember the Scared Straight program? 810 00:56:47,656 --> 00:56:49,416 Convicts and drill sergeants yelling at kids, 811 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:51,414 showing them prison life, awful shit, you know, 812 00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:53,954 until they cry and promise they won't grow up to be assholes? 813 00:56:54,037 --> 00:56:55,932 Yeah, but Danny, Hunt and all those guys are popular. 814 00:56:55,956 --> 00:56:57,716 They're not considered at risk, dude. We are. 815 00:56:57,749 --> 00:56:59,876 Exactly. Nothing ever happens to them. 816 00:57:00,252 --> 00:57:01,378 We can fix that. 817 00:57:02,045 --> 00:57:03,505 They'll be our perfect audience. 818 00:57:04,047 --> 00:57:05,757 We'll look like heroes for a day. 819 00:57:05,882 --> 00:57:07,050 We'll save the day. 820 00:57:07,259 --> 00:57:09,219 The assholes will respect us for once. 821 00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:12,222 - Scared Straight. - Scared Straight. 822 00:57:12,639 --> 00:57:15,409 Randall, this is the biggest place ever. How are we gonna wrangle all this? 823 00:57:15,433 --> 00:57:17,978 Exactly. That's why we have a ringer, Chip Landsness. 824 00:57:18,061 --> 00:57:20,355 Chip Landsness? Isn't that guy a dealer? 825 00:57:20,814 --> 00:57:21,898 We'll get to that. 826 00:57:23,817 --> 00:57:26,236 Holy shit, Chip. Holy fucking shit. 827 00:57:27,529 --> 00:57:30,407 I said subdue, Mr. Lorenzo, not bite his fucking face off. 828 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:31,908 It looks worse than it is. 829 00:57:31,992 --> 00:57:34,995 - He's fucking dead! - What are you, a doctor now? 830 00:57:35,078 --> 00:57:37,664 Fucking look, Chip! Does he look alive to you? 831 00:57:37,998 --> 00:57:40,041 - What the hell, man? - How do you know? 832 00:57:45,964 --> 00:57:47,048 Hey. 833 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:50,927 They needed to believe it, and I delivered, okay? 834 00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:53,597 Full commitment. I'm fucking method, dude. 835 00:57:53,972 --> 00:57:54,972 Did he deserve it? 836 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,143 Fucking A, he did. Fucking A. 837 00:58:01,271 --> 00:58:02,606 He looks familiar… 838 00:58:03,690 --> 00:58:05,275 Doesn't he? 839 00:58:13,366 --> 00:58:14,784 Okay, I get everything else, 840 00:58:14,910 --> 00:58:17,495 but what are we doing here? What's this part of the plan? 841 00:58:17,579 --> 00:58:19,039 Well, zombies can only do so much. 842 00:58:19,164 --> 00:58:21,458 They scare them inside, we scare them up here. 843 00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:24,753 So, what should I put on mine? 844 00:58:27,047 --> 00:58:29,090 - How do they see you? - Okay, wait. 845 00:58:29,299 --> 00:58:31,194 But we're still counting on tricking the bus driver. 846 00:58:31,218 --> 00:58:33,220 There's no need to trick the bus driver. 847 00:58:33,386 --> 00:58:36,223 Chad Lorenzo has been shitting on me since I was a freshman. 848 00:58:36,723 --> 00:58:41,061 He got me there. I loved being a high school bully so much, I never left. 849 00:58:41,561 --> 00:58:43,980 - Became a teacher. - I'm all the way in. 850 00:58:45,774 --> 00:58:47,901 Jesus, Wayne, hitting a little hard, bud. 851 00:58:48,026 --> 00:58:49,226 You gonna be able to function? 852 00:58:49,277 --> 00:58:52,405 Function? Chip, I've been waiting 20 years for this, 20 years to unleash. 853 00:58:52,614 --> 00:58:54,050 I'm putting the "fun" back in "function." 854 00:58:54,074 --> 00:58:56,535 Oh, he will be humbled. Believe me. 855 00:58:58,119 --> 00:59:01,790 I read somewhere that 99 percent of all teens 856 00:59:01,915 --> 00:59:05,126 wouldn't be bullied if they simply believed 857 00:59:05,210 --> 00:59:06,670 they didn't deserve it. 858 00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,257 Do you deserve it? 859 00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:16,054 We let Chip do his thing, and they all start running, 860 00:59:16,137 --> 00:59:19,683 and we lead them to here, and we wait for the zombies. 861 00:59:20,183 --> 00:59:22,519 Which will be your drugged-out rando classmates, 862 00:59:22,644 --> 00:59:26,022 herded by Wayne and yours truly, because… 863 00:59:27,899 --> 00:59:29,109 Check this out. 864 00:59:31,736 --> 00:59:33,864 - What's in that stuff? - Control. 865 00:59:34,239 --> 00:59:35,949 This is your Manson Family desert drug. 866 00:59:36,032 --> 00:59:37,909 You tell 'em to dance, they will dance. 867 00:59:38,034 --> 00:59:39,870 You tell 'em to follow, they will follow. 868 00:59:39,995 --> 00:59:41,555 - Where did it come from? - Burning Van. 869 00:59:41,705 --> 00:59:43,748 - Burning Man? - No. That shit's for hippies. 870 00:59:43,832 --> 00:59:44,832 Burning Van. 871 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:48,003 Happens in Pensacola about once a month. You can get all kinds of shit there. 872 00:59:48,086 --> 00:59:50,672 Had my guy mixology this special cocktail for us. 873 00:59:51,006 --> 00:59:53,008 This is your zombie juice. 874 00:59:53,091 --> 00:59:54,843 See, we got it all planned out, Stevie. 875 00:59:55,468 --> 00:59:58,680 Okay, sure, that's the plan, but what's the plan after the plan? 876 00:59:58,847 --> 01:00:01,224 The plan after the plan is exactly what they testify. 877 01:00:01,349 --> 01:00:02,934 We just say what they say they saw. 878 01:00:03,059 --> 01:00:05,437 We get attacked by someone who doesn't exist. 879 01:00:07,022 --> 01:00:10,025 We all heard the tape that's been burned in some barrel. 880 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,211 And we say exactly what they say they saw. 881 01:00:12,235 --> 01:00:13,945 Except, what if somebody catches on? 882 01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:16,698 If we keep 'em confused and scared, then they won't figure it out. 883 01:00:17,407 --> 01:00:19,492 How much did you fucking inject them with, Chip? 884 01:00:19,576 --> 01:00:21,703 That shit back there, that was fucking crazy! 885 01:00:21,828 --> 01:00:24,473 I didn't know it was gonna be like that! I thought it was just gonna be, like, 886 01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:27,250 shuffling Night of the Living Dead zombies. 887 01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:31,213 That shit back there was like World War Z on fucking bath salts, man! 888 01:00:31,296 --> 01:00:33,632 It's an imperfect science, Steven. 889 01:00:34,299 --> 01:00:36,635 Chip, you said that they wouldn't feel anything. 890 01:00:36,718 --> 01:00:38,446 You said that they wouldn't get hurt. You said... 891 01:00:38,470 --> 01:00:42,349 Look, dude, do I need to explain drugs to you? It will wear off. 892 01:00:42,641 --> 01:00:46,019 They won't remember a thing. They will wake up and not feel a thing. 893 01:00:46,102 --> 01:00:48,563 They're not gonna forget, 'cause they know, Chip. 894 01:00:49,189 --> 01:00:53,151 They know. They know. They all know. I heard them. 895 01:00:56,488 --> 01:00:58,448 Help us. 896 01:01:00,784 --> 01:01:03,429 What do you even know about anything? You don't even know what the fuck 897 01:01:03,453 --> 01:01:04,704 you put in those things! 898 01:01:04,955 --> 01:01:06,081 We had a plan, man. 899 01:01:06,206 --> 01:01:08,667 Focus on the positive. Everyone bought it. 900 01:01:09,626 --> 01:01:12,337 We did our job. I mean, so what if there are a few hiccups? 901 01:01:12,462 --> 01:01:13,839 - I... - Hiccups? 902 01:01:14,673 --> 01:01:17,092 Wayne almost got everybody killed, including me. 903 01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:18,426 And now he's dead. 904 01:01:19,052 --> 01:01:20,332 No one was supposed to die, man! 905 01:01:20,387 --> 01:01:23,890 It's a mulligan. We did our job. 906 01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:30,039 I don't know what you guys are shitting your pants about. 907 01:01:30,063 --> 01:01:31,543 You knew this would be a possibility. 908 01:01:31,857 --> 01:01:34,693 Why else would you have a bag full of real weapons? 909 01:01:35,151 --> 01:01:38,113 I got you your prize, assholes. They're all in the cage. 910 01:01:38,196 --> 01:01:39,781 Now go do what you gotta do. 911 01:01:40,448 --> 01:01:41,616 What are you fucking talk… 912 01:01:42,325 --> 01:01:43,952 What are you talking? What cage? 913 01:01:44,578 --> 01:01:46,913 - What weapons? What? - Come on, Stevie. 914 01:01:47,497 --> 01:01:50,625 You really think plans like this don't have backup plans? 915 01:01:51,418 --> 01:01:53,086 What the fuck is that for? 916 01:01:53,211 --> 01:01:55,213 This is the contingency plan. 917 01:01:55,505 --> 01:01:57,215 This negates any and all human error, 918 01:01:57,340 --> 01:02:00,385 of which there's been a real fucking lot of! 919 01:02:01,344 --> 01:02:02,345 You two… 920 01:02:02,971 --> 01:02:04,097 You gave me hope. 921 01:02:05,265 --> 01:02:08,768 I saw a chance to take back all the years that were stolen from me 922 01:02:08,977 --> 01:02:12,480 because of the judgment they put upon me, 923 01:02:12,647 --> 01:02:16,902 because of the labels they gave me, because of the resentment inside of me. 924 01:02:17,944 --> 01:02:20,363 All that shit that happens in high school, 925 01:02:21,031 --> 01:02:22,532 that doesn't stay in high school. 926 01:02:23,408 --> 01:02:28,705 That shit gets branded in here, and it festers in here. 927 01:02:29,372 --> 01:02:31,249 I still carry all that fucking anger, 928 01:02:31,374 --> 01:02:34,586 all that sadness, all that worry and anxiety. 929 01:02:35,295 --> 01:02:36,922 I'm so fucking mad! 930 01:02:37,339 --> 01:02:39,883 It's different faces but the same fucking dudes. 931 01:02:40,008 --> 01:02:42,511 The same fucking teachers, the same fucking cops. 932 01:02:43,345 --> 01:02:46,014 Now, I hoped that we could cure something tonight. 933 01:02:46,515 --> 01:02:47,516 I really did. 934 01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:50,602 We just exposed it for what it is. 935 01:02:51,102 --> 01:02:53,480 A fucking plague. 936 01:02:54,231 --> 01:02:56,942 Now, I'm going to do what I can to clean it up. 937 01:02:57,442 --> 01:03:00,445 Maybe that'll help with some of the years of misery. I don't fucking know. 938 01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,450 - But that could kill them. - If it need be, Stevie. 939 01:03:07,869 --> 01:03:08,912 And that need… 940 01:03:10,705 --> 01:03:11,706 Be. 941 01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:15,544 All right, Tamra's gonna wonder where I went. I gotta get back. 942 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:20,674 It's a shame I was only able to save you, Steven. 943 01:03:20,757 --> 01:03:23,301 What are you talking about? What the... What are you saying? 944 01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:27,264 Anyone who's onto us has to go, for real, or we go to prison forever. 945 01:03:27,931 --> 01:03:29,182 I ain't going back. 946 01:03:29,724 --> 01:03:33,061 - You were in fucking jail? - Only twice. Chill. 947 01:03:34,312 --> 01:03:35,522 I rehabilitated. 948 01:03:35,981 --> 01:03:37,148 Oh, my God, we're so… 949 01:03:39,484 --> 01:03:40,694 Fucked! Fuck! 950 01:03:40,819 --> 01:03:43,697 Oh, no, no. Hey, hey. We just rewrite the ending. 951 01:03:43,822 --> 01:03:46,116 We work with the girls. We kill the assholes. 952 01:03:46,241 --> 01:03:48,034 If anything happens, anything goes down, 953 01:03:48,118 --> 01:03:50,370 they are just as guilty as us. Okay? Win-win. 954 01:03:50,704 --> 01:03:53,498 I'm sorry. Ever was just too smart for her own good. 955 01:03:55,834 --> 01:03:57,627 Maybe Jacey's more your speed. 956 01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:03,008 Come on. 957 01:04:22,110 --> 01:04:24,738 Hey. There's no turning back now, Stevie. 958 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,581 That man is going to murder you tonight, Ever, 959 01:04:34,748 --> 01:04:37,292 unless you do something to stop him. 960 01:05:05,654 --> 01:05:07,405 I wanted to be the hero. 961 01:05:09,866 --> 01:05:11,785 Guess I was always destined to be the villain. 962 01:05:20,460 --> 01:05:22,671 What now? What now? What's the plan? 963 01:05:22,838 --> 01:05:24,506 This is the grand finale, Steven. 964 01:05:26,842 --> 01:05:27,968 But we won't lose. 965 01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:10,760 It's time to put everyone out of their misery. 966 01:06:32,365 --> 01:06:34,951 I want you to know I wasn't planning for things to go this way, 967 01:06:35,035 --> 01:06:38,079 but since they are, I also want you to know that you deserve it. 968 01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:42,334 Let's have some fun. 969 01:06:53,929 --> 01:06:56,932 Dose him. Don't worry about being gentle, especially with that one. 970 01:07:06,816 --> 01:07:09,653 - Leave him alone. - Why? He didn't leave me alone. 971 01:07:13,365 --> 01:07:15,325 Ever wonder where you'd be without Danny? 972 01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:16,868 Probably just another rando. 973 01:07:18,286 --> 01:07:19,287 Got you! 974 01:07:25,252 --> 01:07:27,003 It's time. Them or us. 975 01:07:27,921 --> 01:07:29,089 You understand? 976 01:07:43,311 --> 01:07:45,522 If you stop fighting, I'll be sweet. 977 01:07:47,607 --> 01:07:48,608 Ever. 978 01:07:50,610 --> 01:07:52,529 Remember what your mother said. 979 01:07:54,072 --> 01:07:56,783 Make good choices! 980 01:08:24,436 --> 01:08:25,436 Fuck. 981 01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:28,565 Okay, when I slide this door open, 982 01:08:28,647 --> 01:08:30,817 you remove the latch and get out of the way. Okay? 983 01:08:30,901 --> 01:08:32,485 Okay. Okay. 984 01:08:35,989 --> 01:08:38,700 Randall? Jesus, there you are. 985 01:08:39,034 --> 01:08:40,493 I thought I heard something up here. 986 01:08:40,869 --> 01:08:43,622 Thank God. Where have you been? 987 01:08:48,585 --> 01:08:50,044 Tamra, I'm so sorry. 988 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:53,381 Ever's gone. 989 01:08:55,258 --> 01:08:56,384 Those things got her. 990 01:09:01,348 --> 01:09:02,390 No, but… 991 01:09:03,683 --> 01:09:04,976 We can get through this. 992 01:09:19,574 --> 01:09:21,243 Tamra, I need you to be strong. 993 01:09:21,326 --> 01:09:24,036 I know how to save us. We gotta get everybody up here. 994 01:09:27,249 --> 01:09:30,377 We gotta get everybody up here. Can you help me? 995 01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:40,428 It's what Ever would've wanted. 996 01:09:47,561 --> 01:09:48,727 I need your help, okay? 997 01:09:54,192 --> 01:09:57,195 Steven? Hey, just let us go, man. 998 01:09:59,239 --> 01:10:01,491 Hey, you know, you don't want to be here, man. 999 01:10:03,368 --> 01:10:04,661 I mean… 1000 01:10:04,744 --> 01:10:06,746 - Stop talking. - Steven! 1001 01:10:15,297 --> 01:10:16,506 What the hell are you doing? 1002 01:10:17,132 --> 01:10:19,676 You do this, bro, there is no coming back! 1003 01:10:19,801 --> 01:10:20,969 Hey, shut up! 1004 01:10:21,469 --> 01:10:22,637 Shut up right now! 1005 01:10:22,888 --> 01:10:24,648 - Shut up! Shut up! - There's no coming back. 1006 01:10:25,056 --> 01:10:26,558 Shut the fuck up right now! 1007 01:10:42,908 --> 01:10:44,117 Do you hear that? 1008 01:10:44,993 --> 01:10:47,204 It's them. They killed our friends. 1009 01:10:47,287 --> 01:10:49,407 Well, now we got 'em cornered. Now it's time to end it 1010 01:10:49,539 --> 01:10:51,291 before they take anything else away from us. 1011 01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,769 - Let's get out of here. - No! Look at what happened to Danny! 1012 01:10:53,793 --> 01:10:55,795 We can't keep running. If we do, 1013 01:10:55,879 --> 01:10:58,239 they're just gonna keep chasing us, and that's how they win. 1014 01:10:58,715 --> 01:11:03,553 But not tonight. We're gonna kill as one, right here, right now. 1015 01:11:06,431 --> 01:11:09,184 - Where'd you get these? - Ask me later. Use 'em now. 1016 01:11:09,643 --> 01:11:11,102 I don't think I can. 1017 01:11:13,188 --> 01:11:14,272 I know. 1018 01:11:15,732 --> 01:11:17,859 But they aren't us anymore. 1019 01:11:25,325 --> 01:11:27,244 Eyes front! Get ready! 1020 01:11:30,705 --> 01:11:33,416 All right, you're strong enough. You don't need anyone else. 1021 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:36,962 None of us do. On three, you put them down. 1022 01:11:40,423 --> 01:11:41,424 On three. 1023 01:11:46,805 --> 01:11:47,806 One. 1024 01:11:54,062 --> 01:11:55,105 Two. 1025 01:12:03,071 --> 01:12:04,364 Three! Now! 1026 01:12:15,750 --> 01:12:17,252 No! 1027 01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:26,887 No! 1028 01:12:31,558 --> 01:12:33,393 No! Stop! 1029 01:12:34,102 --> 01:12:35,102 Ever? 1030 01:12:35,228 --> 01:12:36,771 Oh, God! She's one of them! 1031 01:12:37,606 --> 01:12:40,317 No, I'm not. They drugged us! 1032 01:12:42,027 --> 01:12:44,988 Hey! She's infected! She's trying to trick us. Attack her! 1033 01:12:45,071 --> 01:12:46,966 Steven and Randall, they set this whole thing up! 1034 01:12:46,990 --> 01:12:49,310 - She's gonna kill me! - Don't worry, Steven! We're coming! 1035 01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:54,372 They tricked us, drugged us, want to screw us, but they fucked up, 1036 01:12:54,456 --> 01:12:56,500 and now they have to kill us to get away with it! 1037 01:12:56,583 --> 01:12:58,126 She's telling the truth! 1038 01:12:58,543 --> 01:12:59,544 Danny? 1039 01:12:59,669 --> 01:13:01,004 - Daniel? - Don't listen to her! 1040 01:13:01,087 --> 01:13:03,798 This is what they want! If you want to live, fight right now! 1041 01:13:03,924 --> 01:13:04,966 Tamra. 1042 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:08,178 You're my best friend, so have my back 1043 01:13:08,303 --> 01:13:10,180 and clock that fuck! 1044 01:13:11,598 --> 01:13:13,767 Randall, no! 1045 01:13:36,790 --> 01:13:38,458 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 1046 01:13:41,753 --> 01:13:43,171 Look out! 1047 01:13:52,264 --> 01:13:53,473 Ever! Ever! 1048 01:13:53,765 --> 01:13:55,475 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1049 01:13:55,642 --> 01:13:57,352 Yes, Steven, you are. 1050 01:13:57,686 --> 01:13:58,937 No! 1051 01:14:25,088 --> 01:14:26,882 - Go! - No, no! No! Oh, my God! 1052 01:14:28,550 --> 01:14:29,885 - We got this. - Help me! 1053 01:14:30,927 --> 01:14:32,262 Oh, my God! 1054 01:14:43,857 --> 01:14:45,025 Hey. 1055 01:14:46,902 --> 01:14:48,069 You okay? 1056 01:14:49,487 --> 01:14:50,906 Ever, look out! 1057 01:14:53,992 --> 01:14:55,202 Jacey! 1058 01:14:55,327 --> 01:14:57,370 - Jacey! - Oh, God. Oh, God, oh, God. 1059 01:15:11,092 --> 01:15:12,469 Hey, fucker! 1060 01:15:16,806 --> 01:15:18,433 We could've been everything. 1061 01:15:19,351 --> 01:15:22,687 I would never be with someone like you. 1062 01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:24,773 Fine. 1063 01:15:25,982 --> 01:15:26,983 Tamra! 1064 01:15:31,196 --> 01:15:32,197 Goodbye, Tamra. 1065 01:15:37,244 --> 01:15:39,246 - No! - Daniel! 1066 01:15:53,552 --> 01:15:54,636 Jacey. 1067 01:17:13,423 --> 01:17:14,466 Ever! 1068 01:17:20,597 --> 01:17:21,598 Are… 1069 01:17:22,224 --> 01:17:23,225 Are you okay? 1070 01:17:25,435 --> 01:17:26,478 No. 1071 01:17:27,062 --> 01:17:28,063 Not at all. 1072 01:17:28,688 --> 01:17:30,649 Pretty sure I just went through withdrawal. 1073 01:17:31,441 --> 01:17:32,442 How about you? 1074 01:17:32,609 --> 01:17:35,195 No, pretty messed-up. Yeah. 1075 01:17:41,326 --> 01:17:42,327 We're good. 1076 01:17:46,873 --> 01:17:47,916 Are you okay? 1077 01:17:50,710 --> 01:17:53,171 I'm so sorry. I was such a fucking asshole to you. 1078 01:17:54,798 --> 01:17:55,924 And you, too. 1079 01:17:56,341 --> 01:18:00,178 Yes. You have been, but I'm not letting you die 1080 01:18:00,387 --> 01:18:02,097 until we figure it out. Get it? 1081 01:18:02,597 --> 01:18:03,597 Okay. 1082 01:18:04,391 --> 01:18:05,391 Good talk. 1083 01:18:57,986 --> 01:18:59,404 You can't stop me! 1084 01:19:01,489 --> 01:19:02,532 No, Randall. 1085 01:19:03,408 --> 01:19:04,534 I can't. 1086 01:19:14,461 --> 01:19:15,629 But they can. 1087 01:19:35,899 --> 01:19:37,150 Fuck it. 1088 01:20:13,645 --> 01:20:15,188 - Jacey! - I got it. 1089 01:20:20,318 --> 01:20:21,528 Son of a bitch! 1090 01:20:33,331 --> 01:20:35,125 - That was awesome. - Right. 1091 01:21:03,403 --> 01:21:05,530 You are nothing. 1092 01:21:25,091 --> 01:21:26,259 Shit. 1093 01:21:28,136 --> 01:21:29,721 Should I have said something cool? 1094 01:21:30,764 --> 01:21:31,765 You nailed it. 1095 01:21:32,474 --> 01:21:33,474 Sweet. 1096 01:21:47,072 --> 01:21:51,451 And so, the PTA set up a field trip for extra credit 1097 01:21:51,785 --> 01:21:56,748 with the goal of teaching teens to become one with nature, respect each other… 1098 01:21:57,582 --> 01:21:58,583 My life sucks. 1099 01:21:59,042 --> 01:22:03,380 …and maybe, just maybe, plant the seeds of friendship. 1100 01:22:04,339 --> 01:22:07,968 But instead, two boys, desperate to be lords of high school 1101 01:22:08,176 --> 01:22:10,387 and two adults who never grew up past it 1102 01:22:10,762 --> 01:22:16,726 hatched a plan involving reckless driving, drinking, drugs, violence and horror 1103 01:22:17,185 --> 01:22:20,981 to teach a teacher a lesson, bully the bullies into submission, 1104 01:22:21,398 --> 01:22:22,774 humble those with hubris, 1105 01:22:23,149 --> 01:22:25,694 and have unprotected apocalypse sex with their crushes. 1106 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:28,697 This plan was an epic fail. 1107 01:22:29,447 --> 01:22:32,242 However, as the sun Rose, 1108 01:22:33,285 --> 01:22:36,121 something else about that night dawned upon us, 1109 01:22:36,621 --> 01:22:39,666 an unintended side effect of what we'd all been through. 1110 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,377 A bully had become a protector. 1111 01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:44,963 Who would've thought that we'd be friends again, huh, Danny? 1112 01:22:46,464 --> 01:22:47,632 It's Daniel. 1113 01:22:48,091 --> 01:22:50,677 The estranged had come back together. 1114 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,180 If I may ask, what happened between you two? 1115 01:22:53,346 --> 01:22:55,640 - It's a long story. - No, man, it's not. 1116 01:22:55,724 --> 01:22:57,142 We were best friends at fat camp. 1117 01:22:57,642 --> 01:22:59,036 Yeah, and then I lost all the weight, 1118 01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:02,397 but I became a bit of a dick until this morning, so… 1119 01:23:03,690 --> 01:23:05,984 Guess it's a short story. Onward. 1120 01:23:08,111 --> 01:23:09,237 More like a sonnet. 1121 01:23:09,613 --> 01:23:14,034 A beauty queen realized the inside is just as important as the outside. 1122 01:23:15,619 --> 01:23:18,246 Strangers were no longer strangers. 1123 01:23:18,455 --> 01:23:19,664 Not to be rude, but… 1124 01:23:21,249 --> 01:23:23,251 - Who are you? - I got on the wrong bus. 1125 01:23:24,252 --> 01:23:25,253 Thanks. 1126 01:23:25,504 --> 01:23:26,671 And there it was. 1127 01:23:27,422 --> 01:23:30,175 This unlikely group had bonded, like braces, 1128 01:23:30,425 --> 01:23:34,221 during the most combustible, formative years of teen life 1129 01:23:34,763 --> 01:23:36,473 to become a loyal tribe. 1130 01:23:36,973 --> 01:23:38,683 Matt, Juniper… 1131 01:23:39,935 --> 01:23:41,353 Candace, Wagoner. 1132 01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:43,396 I hear Karlak can help us get the bus started. 1133 01:23:43,772 --> 01:23:46,191 - How can I help? - Who says we want your help, Jump Street? 1134 01:23:47,359 --> 01:23:48,360 I'm kidding. 1135 01:23:49,194 --> 01:23:50,195 Let's go, Hunter. 1136 01:23:53,323 --> 01:23:56,201 It is amazing how much you can learn about somebody 1137 01:23:56,284 --> 01:23:58,078 after you've been held captive together. 1138 01:23:58,495 --> 01:24:00,080 Ain't that right, Fat Camp? 1139 01:24:00,455 --> 01:24:01,915 I guess so, Jump Street. 1140 01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:06,378 And then, there were the two old friends. 1141 01:24:06,628 --> 01:24:07,629 And… 1142 01:24:08,630 --> 01:24:09,798 Then there's us. 1143 01:24:11,466 --> 01:24:13,718 What did we learn, you and I? 1144 01:24:14,511 --> 01:24:15,637 You first. 1145 01:24:16,763 --> 01:24:21,351 I guess this is all about getting out of your own way. 1146 01:24:22,143 --> 01:24:23,395 I got stuck. 1147 01:24:25,230 --> 01:24:26,314 Sorry. 1148 01:24:28,942 --> 01:24:29,943 Well, I mean… 1149 01:24:31,444 --> 01:24:36,074 I was seriously close to killing you back there, so… sorry. 1150 01:24:36,199 --> 01:24:38,702 Yeah. What was up with that? 1151 01:24:38,827 --> 01:24:40,245 You know, in the moment, I… 1152 01:24:41,413 --> 01:24:42,831 Didn't recognize you. 1153 01:24:43,415 --> 01:24:44,666 But then… 1154 01:24:45,458 --> 01:24:46,626 I saw my friend. 1155 01:24:48,753 --> 01:24:50,714 But she wasn't the same anymore. 1156 01:24:51,131 --> 01:24:53,717 - Is it that bad? - More like badass. 1157 01:24:53,842 --> 01:24:54,843 What? 1158 01:24:54,968 --> 01:24:55,968 - Yeah. - Really? 1159 01:24:56,011 --> 01:24:57,596 - Yes. - You think so? 1160 01:24:57,971 --> 01:24:59,431 It's totally you. 1161 01:24:59,514 --> 01:25:01,617 I mean, don't get me wrong, that was crazy back there. 1162 01:25:01,641 --> 01:25:04,519 Like, you got a total mayhem makeover. 1163 01:25:05,854 --> 01:25:06,855 But… 1164 01:25:08,273 --> 01:25:11,067 Yeah, all of a sudden, there you were, standing there, like… 1165 01:25:12,777 --> 01:25:13,778 Complete. 1166 01:25:15,780 --> 01:25:17,741 And that was the scariest part of the whole night. 1167 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,201 'Cause I thought… 1168 01:25:21,119 --> 01:25:22,454 "She doesn't need me anymore." 1169 01:25:27,834 --> 01:25:29,669 No one said high school was easy. 1170 01:25:35,592 --> 01:25:36,593 You know, 1171 01:25:37,135 --> 01:25:40,430 my mom said it's when you get out of high school 1172 01:25:40,722 --> 01:25:42,891 that you learn who you really are. 1173 01:25:43,934 --> 01:25:47,312 That's when you figure out where you belong. 1174 01:25:48,980 --> 01:25:50,023 But maybe… 1175 01:25:51,066 --> 01:25:53,777 This completely fucked-up night… 1176 01:25:55,237 --> 01:25:58,198 Proved that we don't have to wonder 1177 01:25:58,323 --> 01:26:02,661 which groups are gonna accept us or define us, 1178 01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:04,412 because any group 1179 01:26:04,955 --> 01:26:09,417 would be fucking lucky to have us consider them. 1180 01:27:20,906 --> 01:27:23,825 You know, I think we needed that. 1181 01:27:31,249 --> 01:27:33,126 What the fuck? 1182 01:29:02,924 --> 01:29:06,428 So, in an attempt to triumph over your targets, 1183 01:29:06,553 --> 01:29:09,472 you two troubled teens tricked, terrorized 1184 01:29:09,598 --> 01:29:13,268 and tragically tried to take out your own classmates. 1185 01:29:13,935 --> 01:29:17,689 But all the besties, bullies and babes not only didn't bite it, 1186 01:29:18,148 --> 01:29:23,069 they emerged, humbled, brave, balanced young adults. 1187 01:29:26,656 --> 01:29:27,991 Does that sound about right? 1188 01:29:30,452 --> 01:29:32,829 - What are you, CIA? - No. 1189 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,752 The Parent Teachers Association is bringing back 1190 01:29:38,877 --> 01:29:40,462 the Scared Straight program. 1191 01:29:40,879 --> 01:29:43,465 And the question we have for you boys is… 1192 01:29:46,384 --> 01:29:47,511 Can you do it again? 85462