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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,010 --> 00:00:08,460 He can go anywhere in time. 2 00:00:10,980 --> 00:00:12,721 The past, the future... 3 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:16,260 ...usually within his life span. 4 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,956 Usually, but not always. 5 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:22,926 The Bromley Gallery of Modern Art 6 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:25,440 invites you to tour our 19th century... 7 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:38,380 I can't help it. I can't control it. 8 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,740 You know, time travel just happens to me. 9 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:03,130 It's dangerous, of course. 10 00:01:06,490 --> 00:01:08,236 Sometimes it's fine, you know? 11 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,800 You... you cope. 12 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,610 Sometimes it's hard. 13 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:20,831 But the danger isn't the worst. 14 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,460 Christmas is the worst. 15 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,906 I thought I told you to put your coat on, Henry. 16 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:34,219 It's snowing. 17 00:01:35,020 --> 00:01:37,576 Someone has to pick Dad up from the airport, 18 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,456 because... we want Daddy home for Christmas, don't we? 19 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:53,570 There are times and days he keeps going back to. 20 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,840 I mean, he doesn't mean to, he can't help it. 21 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,787 One day in particular. 22 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:17,326 When he comes back from there, I always know. 23 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:19,060 As soon as I see him... 24 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:22,393 ...by his face. 25 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:28,440 - You all buckled up? - Yup. 26 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:54,856 It's like gravity. It works like that. 27 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,396 You know, the larger something is, 28 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:58,996 the more gravitational pull it exerts. 29 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:02,280 And it pulls smaller things to it, and they orbit around... 30 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,460 and around and around. 31 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,576 I've had big days in my life... like most people. 32 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,880 Pivotal moments. 33 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,020 The difference for me is... 34 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,332 I keep going back. 35 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,832 Henr... 36 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,496 You just travel led back in time as soon as you were hit. 37 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,576 Reflex, I guess. 38 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,101 Like, it was the only thing your body had time to do. 39 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,560 And I know you're going to, but you don't have to look. 40 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,420 - Mom! - You're about to go back, don't... 41 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,079 look. 42 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:52,876 Mom? 43 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,526 Do you have a mom and dad? 44 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,810 Sure I do... everyone does. 45 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,156 What are they like? 46 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,196 Well, they're great, you know? 47 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:05,406 They're my mom and dad, of course they're great. 48 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:07,036 What do they do? 49 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:11,430 Well, my dad plays the violin, and my mom was a singer. 50 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,206 - Why did she stop? - Who said she stopped? 51 00:07:15,230 --> 00:07:16,770 You said "was." 52 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:20,236 Is. 53 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:21,480 I meant is. 54 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:25,500 You look sad now. 55 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,346 Do I? 56 00:07:28,370 --> 00:07:30,075 Why are you sad? 57 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:36,520 You know what's good about being sad? 58 00:07:37,670 --> 00:07:38,792 Nothing. 59 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:42,476 Happy people... are all the same, 60 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,116 but sad people are all different. 61 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:46,196 Now, if you wanna have a good time with someone, sure, 62 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:49,356 you make them happy, but if you want to know them... 63 00:07:49,380 --> 00:07:51,456 well, you find out why they're sad. 64 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,326 Why are you sad? 65 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:55,636 Is it 'cause your mom stopped singing? 66 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,560 I'll explain one day, but not today. 67 00:07:58,610 --> 00:08:00,410 When? 68 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:05,556 When a green man gives you banana coffee 69 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,386 on the shores of Lake Como. 70 00:08:07,410 --> 00:08:09,676 - Don't be silly! - Honest to God. 71 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:12,636 Green man, banana coffee, Lake Como. That's when I'll tell you. 72 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,556 You're just saying stupid things! 73 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:15,670 I swear, I'm not! 74 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,100 Ha! 75 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:24,546 Asshole. 76 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,066 Asshole. 77 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:31,380 What did I do? I didn't do anything. I'm just sitting here. 78 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,326 I... I didn't even look at her. 79 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:37,586 Yeah, I could feel you not looking at her. 80 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:39,126 Doors open to the left at Lake. 81 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,276 Why's it always blondes? 82 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,586 My girlfriend's blonde. It's my way of staying faithful. 83 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,296 Theoretically, I'm your girlfriend. 84 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,816 According to you... you're my girlfriend. 85 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,140 According to you. 86 00:08:48,170 --> 00:08:49,976 According to my future self, 87 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,276 who hung around with you in the woods 88 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,116 when you were a kid. 89 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,516 I don't trust that guy. 90 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:57,079 - He's you! - And we both know what I'm like. 91 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,373 Then what are we even doing here today? 92 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,520 Well... Sorry. 93 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:08,036 - Second date. Lunch. - Why lunch? 94 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:10,056 Because the first date, we got drunk and had sex. 95 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,496 I'm hoping lunch will provide an interval of conversation 96 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,326 before we get drunk and have sex again. 97 00:09:14,350 --> 00:09:15,916 It's how relationships work, I looked it up. 98 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,746 Well, who says this is a relationship? 99 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:20,556 Well, if the future says so, you don't get a choice. 100 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,956 - And you're okay with that? - Sure, why not? 101 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,240 You never try to fight it? 102 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:26,191 Never try to go your own way? 103 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:29,980 Yeah, of course I've tried. 104 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,456 I'm getting off the train. 105 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,336 - Excuse me. - I sense you're making a point. 106 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:40,356 - Sorry. - See, I'm not like you, okay? 107 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,076 I don't run on tracks. I don't go where I'm told. 108 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:46,996 Especially if you're the destination, because here's my problem. 109 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,976 I have been waiting for you since I was six years old, 110 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,116 and it turns out, after all that time, 111 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,836 after all that waiting, 112 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:55,676 - I don't like you. - Why not? 113 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,036 You're seeing somebody else! 114 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:59,136 You don't like me, but you want me all to yourself? 115 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,316 - No, I don't want you at all. - Well, you slept with me. 116 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:02,956 Yeah, and what a fairy tale that was! 117 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,379 - I didn't hear any complaints. - I kissed a frog 118 00:10:05,403 --> 00:10:06,416 and he stayed a frog. 119 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,290 Well, you sure as hell stayed a princess. 120 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,596 What is that even supposed to mean? 121 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,456 I don't know, it just felt kinda clever in the moment. 122 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:16,216 This is Quincy Street. Doors open to the right. 123 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,346 - I thought it was clever. - Thanks! 124 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,316 Clare! Clare! 125 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,016 - Why are you following me? - Why did you get off the train? 126 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,566 Because I decided to, because it was my choice, 127 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,196 and to hell with what the future says. 128 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,516 I mean, what is the matter with you? Why don't you fight back? 129 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,036 Because it's impossible! Because look at where you are right now. 130 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:33,316 Look at where you're standing. 131 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,411 This is our stop! I'm not following you, 132 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,206 we were always gonna get off here anyway. 133 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,676 That's how it works. Exactly like that. 134 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,926 Whatever you decide to do 135 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:43,536 is what you were always gonna do anyway. 136 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,836 - No. - Yes! 137 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,876 I have tried to change it, trust me. 138 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,482 You can't. 139 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,028 Where are we supposed to be having lunch? 140 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,710 - Over there. - Okay. 141 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,950 You see that café? 142 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,376 - I'm going to that café. - What? Why? 143 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,096 Because, Henry, one way or another, I am getting off the train. 144 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,800 Watch me! This is me changing the future. 145 00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,316 Banana latte? 146 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,380 I didn't order a banana latt... 147 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:23,530 - Is that Lake Como? - I believe so. 148 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:25,876 Never mind, then. 149 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,876 If it's not a personal question, why are you green? 150 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,336 - I drank the coffee. - Really? 151 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,216 No. I was being hilarious. 152 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,796 - I'm a children's entertainer. - Right now? 153 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,364 Four o'clock today. I'm in a state of readiness. 154 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,766 You didn't order a banana latte. 155 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,630 Doesn't matter, it's inevitable. 156 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:51,753 I've been horrible to you. 157 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,236 Yeah. 158 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,656 I mean, you were pretty shitty yourself... 159 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,803 but I'm also horrible. 160 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:03,046 Why are you even still here? 161 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,360 Just because time travel tells you so? 162 00:12:08,150 --> 00:12:11,040 Most of what time travel tells me is terrifying. 163 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:15,256 I know that really bad stuff is coming, Clare. 164 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,046 I know I'm gonna be frightened and bleeding, 165 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,400 and I know that one day... 166 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,158 I'm not gonna survive it. 167 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,496 About the only thing that time travel ever taught me 168 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,740 that wasn't terrifying... 169 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,470 is that one day, somehow, in the future... 170 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,406 I am gonna be married to a phenomenal redhead. 171 00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:38,576 Oof. 172 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,026 So glad to be identified as a hair-type. 173 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,576 How special I feel. 174 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,390 Who, it must be said, currently hates me. 175 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,520 I don't hate you. 176 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,040 No, I do hate you, but... 177 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,636 well, it's the good kind of hate. 178 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:59,596 Yeah? What's the good kind? 179 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:01,596 That kind where I wanna have you right now on this table 180 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,596 - just to shut your stupid mouth. - Well, we could... 181 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,493 No, listen to me, I... 182 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,340 I can't help myself. 183 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,753 My libido formed around you. 184 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:19,520 I grew up fantasizing about you. 185 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,056 You are literally a younger, hotter version 186 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,660 of the man of my dreams. 187 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,656 You're the living personification of... 188 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,636 everything I want. 189 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:35,440 Of everything you personally conditioned me to want. 190 00:13:37,610 --> 00:13:42,636 There is only one thing, exactly one... small detail wrong with you. 191 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:45,992 - And what's that? - You're not somebody else. 192 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,036 Well, who would you like me to be? 193 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,640 Him. 194 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,046 The guy who hung around your childhood, 195 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,720 and turned you into you. 196 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,805 Well, I can't be him, Clare. 197 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,456 'Cause he's the guy that you're gonna turn me into, 198 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,766 which is frankly too fuckin' complicated, 199 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:17,336 so I think we should just go back to... plan A. 200 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,060 - What's plan A? - Get drunk and have sex. 201 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,577 What makes you sad? 202 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,920 Tell me that. 203 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,640 Tell me what makes you sad. 204 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:40,816 Please, I need to know you. I need to understand you. 205 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,076 I... I don't even, wh... 206 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,586 Why did your mom stop singing? 207 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,036 My mom? 208 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:51,496 This is the day you tell me what makes you sad. 209 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,725 You wouldn't before, and now, you're going to. 210 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,966 Why does it matter? Why... w... What difference does it make? 211 00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:00,096 Apparently, we're getting married. 212 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,156 Come on, introduce me to your mom. 213 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,570 She was a singer, right? 214 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,710 Yeah, she was a singer. 215 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,037 Annette Lyn Robinson. 216 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:15,760 She... 217 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,795 Your mom... your mom was Annette Lyn Robinson? 218 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:25,736 - You like opera? - I mean, my parents do. God! 219 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,386 I mean, they... they love her. 220 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,070 But isn't she...? 221 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,434 Yeah. 222 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,639 She's dead. 223 00:15:38,650 --> 00:15:40,565 It was a car accident. 224 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,580 Her son. She was with her son. 225 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:48,830 You. 226 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,780 She was... 227 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,026 I think the word you're currently avoiding is decapitated. 228 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:02,212 Mom! Mom! 229 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,876 I see. I got tragedy now, so, suddenly you like me. 230 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,206 You were so young. 231 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,726 I suppose you don't remember her very well. 232 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,666 You're really not thinking this through, are you? 233 00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:18,246 Well, I'm trying to. 234 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,976 Well, she died when I was eight, but I'm a time traveler. 235 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,566 - So? - So, I get to see her all the time. 236 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:26,886 Wha... You still see your mom? 237 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:30,146 Yeah, I mean, there are... plenty of shitty things 238 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,396 about time travel, but... 239 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,200 I get to see my dead mom. 240 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,880 Thank you. 241 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:38,396 Did she know? 242 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:41,180 About the time-travelling? Did your mom and dad know? 243 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,376 Well, they knew there was something. 244 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,286 I kept on disappearing from school, 245 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:47,715 and, leaving my clothes behind. 246 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:52,216 My school reports were mainly about cutting classes and nudity. 247 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,666 My dad found out what was really going on when I was 16. 248 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,416 - How? - Badly. 249 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,934 Okay, but how? 250 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:02,146 Just... keep in mind I was... 16. 251 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,566 Dad! 252 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,566 I mean, I'm not gay, but you know? 253 00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:23,100 You would, wouldn't you? 254 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:29,140 You went gay for yourself? 255 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,826 Henry DeTamble, explain! 256 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,820 Okay, come on. I was 16. 257 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,586 Wait, what about your mom? 258 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,200 Did she ever find out? 259 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,586 No. 260 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,546 Why didn't you tell her? 261 00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,096 I don't know, I mean, It's complicated. 262 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:52,280 It's never that complicated if you start at the beginning. 263 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:16,260 - That's a new violinist. - Yeah, I think so. 264 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,977 Lust is someone knocking at the door to be born. 265 00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,856 I guess I heard my own knock. 266 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,076 Hold on a second. 267 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,716 - Hold on. - What are you doing? 268 00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:34,216 My darling, Annette... 269 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,296 - My God. - Yes. 270 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,596 My God! 271 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,186 That is not... 272 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:44,290 - Will you be my wife? - Yes! 273 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,300 Yes! Of course! 274 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,486 Come on, come on. 275 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,076 Can you show the ring? 276 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,899 Yes! I will. 277 00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,850 You make me so happy. 278 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,886 You saw your parents' proposal? 279 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,386 - That's a thing. - Yeah. 280 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:18,408 And you get to hear her singing. That's gotta be good, isn't it? 281 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,420 What'd I say? Did I say something wrong? 282 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,396 - Can I take you somewhere? - Where? 283 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,696 For a walk. 284 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,016 Just... 285 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,906 Okay... 286 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,280 Just for a walk, come on. 287 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:46,246 It's a harmony. 288 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,836 - Again. - How's it going? 289 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,966 There. 290 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,256 You knew them? Your parents? 291 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,556 A lot of people know their parents. 292 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,880 Don't be smart. 293 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,306 They recognized you. 294 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:00,816 Well, not me exactly. 295 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,566 They started recognizing some guy 296 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,076 who walked past them a bunch of times. 297 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,538 They didn't know who I was. 298 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,856 So, it isn't random? Where you go in time? 299 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,026 No, no, it's mostly random, at least I think it is. 300 00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,686 But the people who matter to me, 301 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:15,500 I see them more often. I don't know why. 302 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,360 You saw me 152 times. 303 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,260 Well, there you go, then. 304 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,286 Who's this? 305 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,636 This is Henry. 306 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,336 - Buddy. - Look, Henry. 307 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,796 There. 308 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,296 There, buddy. 309 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,676 He's teething, I'm sorry. 310 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,636 - It's okay. - He does it to me all the time. 311 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,480 - Don't worry, it's fine. No harm done. - You okay? 312 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,530 That's quite a scar... 313 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,120 That's nothing. 314 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,794 - How'd you do that? - It's just a... 315 00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:57,173 ...stupid accident. 316 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:03,520 Anyway, I'll see you around. 317 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:05,807 Okay, bye. 318 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,656 For as much as it hath pleased Almighty God 319 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,440 to take unto Himself... 320 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,940 shes to ashes. Dust to dust. 321 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,096 We therefore commit her body to the ground, 322 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,666 in sure and certain hope... 323 00:21:50,690 --> 00:21:54,416 of the resurrection to eternal life. 324 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,116 For Our Lord, Jesus Christ, 325 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,356 who shall change our vile body, 326 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:03,136 that it may be like unto his glorious body, 327 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,635 let us go in peace... and live out the word of God. 328 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,376 - Thank you. - Thanks. Appreciate it. 329 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,456 This is where you're taking me? Hotdogs? 330 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,016 I promised you lunch. 331 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,740 Two. Thanks. 332 00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:38,216 Do you ever talk to the other ones? 333 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,576 The other yous? 334 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,636 - Sure, we talk all the time. - So, it's not just sex, then? 335 00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:45,240 Ha! I was sixteen. 336 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,156 Isn't that... I... I don't know, isn't that weird? 337 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,016 The talking, not the sex part. 338 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,816 I mean, the sex part is definitely weird. 339 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,786 Well, I don't know, you kinda get used 340 00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:57,516 to having yourself around. 341 00:22:57,540 --> 00:22:59,146 How? 342 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,520 Well... 343 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:05,126 You know there was a guy who trained me. 344 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,776 - I told you that. - Yeah, the other time traveler. 345 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,576 You told me about him when I was a kid. 346 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,599 But I didn't tell you who it was. 347 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,852 Are you gonna tell me now? 348 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:23,696 Sir! Sir! Excuse me! 349 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,556 Excuse me. 350 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,759 Sorry, sir... I think you dropped your wallet. 351 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,016 No, I've got mine. 352 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,896 - Where did you find it? - Just lying on the ground. 353 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,167 It's got lots of money in it. 354 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,460 Well, it definitely isn't mine. 355 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,406 But good for you, being an honest young man. 356 00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:56,516 Good. Very good. Not bad for two hours. 357 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:59,256 - What's your name? - Why do you need to know? 358 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,036 You never tell me your name. And we're friends... 359 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:05,080 We're not friends. Who told you we're friends? I'm training you. 360 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:08,266 You trained yourself? 361 00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:10,636 I led myself astray. 362 00:24:10,660 --> 00:24:13,620 There wasn't anyone else. I'm the only time traveler. 363 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,686 So, what year are you from, by the way? 364 00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:21,196 - 1989. You? - 2008. 365 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,446 Funny how we keep ending up in the same time. 366 00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:24,736 Who said you could sit down? 367 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,526 Something happened. I need to talk about it. 368 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,996 - Is it personal? - Yes. 369 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:31,246 Well, talk to someone else. I don't care. 370 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,476 Come on, we need to get these back to lost property. 371 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,556 - We're taking them back? - Yes, and stealing some more. 372 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:38,976 We don't know how long we've got together 373 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,916 in this time zone, and you need to practice. 374 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,376 Whenever you time travel, you're gonna be naked, 375 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,886 penniless, and running! 376 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:46,080 You need to steal. 377 00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:53,806 Okay, art gallery. Basically, next level. 378 00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:55,436 Are we stealing paintings? 379 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:57,276 No, we're not stealing the paintings, 380 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,080 the paintings are on our side. Come on. 381 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:04,416 You know what I love about art, is people look at it. 382 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,736 Meanwhile, we look at people, 383 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,076 and figure out where they're keeping their wallets. 384 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,820 Now, most men keep their wallets in either their back pocket, 385 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,996 like that, or the inside pocket of their suit jacket. 386 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:17,326 With women, you want their purse behind their back. 387 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,996 My mom's dead. 388 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,526 Now, if you're on the street, 389 00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:22,876 you can grab a purse or a wallet, and just run. 390 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,600 But if you're in a place like this, 391 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,276 you need to take it without them noticing, 392 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,766 and without anyone else noticing, either. 393 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,356 You ready to try? 394 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,996 - My mom's dead. - Okay... are you ready to try? 395 00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:34,556 I said, "My mom's dead!" 396 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:37,036 I heard you. Your mom's dead, copy that. 397 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,306 Are you ready to try? 398 00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,186 Are all the other time travelers like you? 399 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:41,582 - Like what? - Assholes! 400 00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:46,336 Is there something about my face that attracts that word? 401 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,076 - Yes! - Good. 402 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,596 I was starting to worry it was my personality. 403 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,346 Why aren't you listening to me? 404 00:25:52,370 --> 00:25:54,416 Because I know everything you're gonna say, 405 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,976 and none of it matters a 406 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,376 But what I'm trying to tell you, you've never heard before, 407 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,936 so you need to listen to all of it! 408 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,076 That means all the listening, all the time, 409 00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,506 happens in this direction! 410 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:05,606 Why are you angry with me? 411 00:26:13,790 --> 00:26:15,140 Okay, here it is. 412 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,306 Your mom's dead, right? 413 00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,660 Wrong. Come on. 414 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,280 Coffee break. 415 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,696 The art institute of Chicago welcomes you to... 416 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,380 - You're from 1989, right? - Yeah. 417 00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:32,476 So, you travel led back in time just a few months. 418 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,130 When'd your mom die? 419 00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:36,176 Last Christmas Eve. 420 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,690 So, end of 1988, then. 421 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,601 Look at the date. 422 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,126 - 1988. - June. 423 00:26:46,150 --> 00:26:48,756 It's June. Is your mom dead in June 1988? 424 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:51,016 - No. - Then your mom's not dead. 425 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,445 Problem solved. You can stop sulking. You're very welcome. 426 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,596 - You mean I can save her? - No, no, no, no. 427 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,376 You... you definitely can't save her. 428 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,476 All I mean is, she's not dead yet. 429 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,036 Which is what everyone is, basically, not dead yet. 430 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,486 You know, you, me, the woman in the blue dress. 431 00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:10,316 The... the fat guy... well, definitely the fat guy. Everyone. 432 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:11,806 It makes no difference. But here's the thing, 433 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,276 when you're a time traveler, 434 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:15,286 no one is continuously dead. 435 00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:16,296 What does that mean? 436 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,286 It means, as far as you're concerned, 437 00:27:19,310 --> 00:27:21,706 from now on, life and death are on auto-shuffle. 438 00:27:21,730 --> 00:27:24,086 - What's auto-shuffle? - You, Henry. 439 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,570 You are auto-shuffle. 440 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,696 And I know what you're thinking, but you can't. 441 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,796 - What am I thinking... - You're thinking you can go find your mom. 442 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,876 Warn her. Tell her something that's gonna save her, 443 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,991 - but it won't work. - Why not? 444 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,030 Because it never works. 445 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,600 You tried, though. 446 00:27:46,130 --> 00:27:47,541 Yeah, I guess. 447 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,850 So, come on. Tell me. 448 00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:55,316 Why? 449 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,156 Because I want to know. 450 00:27:57,180 --> 00:28:00,240 And this is the day, and I'm asking nicely. 451 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,230 I want to know you. 452 00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:09,950 You can't change anything. 453 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,596 And you can't save anyone. 454 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:15,694 - Why not? - Because you can't! 455 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,610 - And I can prove it to you. - Okay, prove it! 456 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,440 I know a little piece of your future. 457 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:28,249 Never mind how, but I do. 458 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,196 In a little under a minute, you're gonna get out of that chair 459 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,916 - and run in that direction. - Why? 460 00:28:34,940 --> 00:28:36,866 Because that's what's gonna happen, you're gonna do that. 461 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,076 Is there gonna be a fire alarm? 462 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,236 - No fire alarm. - Then why would I do that? 463 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,786 It will be your choice. 464 00:28:41,810 --> 00:28:43,956 Entirely your own decision. No one's gonna force you. 465 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:45,566 - Are you gonna make me? - It will be your decision, 466 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:46,850 I promise you. 467 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,086 Just because it's your decision, 468 00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:52,556 doesn't mean you can stop yourself from making it. 469 00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:55,716 - I'm not doing it! I'm not. - Prove me wrong? 470 00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:57,096 Prove me wrong, and keep sitting there! 471 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,776 - I'm not gonna get up! - Good for you! 472 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,676 - Even if there's a real fire! - There's not gonna be a real fire! 473 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,900 - I'm staying right here! - Me, too! 474 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,248 How long? 475 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,906 About 30 seconds. 476 00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:17,536 - Okay, I'm not getting out this seat! - No, you're not. 477 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,040 No one gets out a seat if they think it's gonna kill their mom! 478 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,300 It's not your fault. 479 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,480 It's not changeable. 480 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,016 Sometimes, I think you were there. 481 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,956 - Where? - When my mom... 482 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:37,360 You put a blanket around me. Did you do that? 483 00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:45,701 How long now? 484 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,340 See the woman in the green skirt heading towards us? 485 00:29:55,050 --> 00:29:56,128 Okay. 486 00:29:58,060 --> 00:30:01,170 Before she gets here, you're gonna run in that direction. 487 00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:11,100 I'm so sorry. 488 00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:14,563 Mom! 489 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,676 What are you doing? Henry? 490 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,036 You're supposed to be in school! 491 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,856 Why aren't you in school, Henry? 492 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,686 Mom, I'm sorry. 493 00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,516 My God, what happened? Are you okay? 494 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:37,470 - Mom. - What are you wearing? 495 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,696 - Mom. - God, why are you doing this again? 496 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,176 - Mom! - Why can't you just stay in school? 497 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,496 - Mom. - You are in such trouble! 498 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,216 - Sorry. Mom! - No. No. 499 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,576 No, look, "I'm sorry" isn't good enough. 500 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,126 - Mom, listen to me. - Do you have any idea how many times 501 00:30:50,150 --> 00:30:51,836 your father and I have been to the principal's office? 502 00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,056 Mom, you need to listen to me. 503 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,076 - You have to listen to me. - Where do you go? 504 00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,546 Why do you leave your clothes behind? 505 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:57,016 - Mom. - Where did you get these... 506 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,676 - Did you steal these clothes? - Mom! 507 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,336 Why can't you just tell me what's going on? 508 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,676 - Mom, I'm sorry. - Mom, you need to listen to me. 509 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,738 Mom, you need to listen... 510 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,920 listen to me. 511 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:10,920 Please just listen to me. 512 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,440 - But I love you. - No! That's not gonna cut it. 513 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:16,986 You can't just get around me like that. 514 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,816 We're gonna have a serious conversation! 515 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,616 - Mom! - As far as she was concerned, 516 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,206 I was skipping school yet again, 517 00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:24,276 and she'd caught me in the act. 518 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:27,556 She didn't know she was dead, and I was trying to bring her back. 519 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:29,746 - Mom, you need to listen... - No! No! 520 00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:32,746 You need to listen to me, 'cause this is the tenth time. 521 00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:35,416 You never tell us where you're going, or why. 522 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,016 And do you know how dangerous that could be, 523 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:39,376 just roaming about the place? 524 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,216 Do you have any idea how worried I am about you? 525 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,926 What if you never saw me again? 526 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,756 What if this was the last time we could ever, ever talk, 527 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,686 - and you just shouted? - Don't threaten me with that! 528 00:31:50,710 --> 00:31:52,036 What is the matter with you? 529 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,466 - Mom, please... - We worry. 530 00:31:53,490 --> 00:31:55,226 We try to understand. Just help us! 531 00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,896 You all buckled up? 532 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,334 Henry... Did you do that? 533 00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:03,786 Whatever is happening to you, just tell us! 534 00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:06,326 If there is something bothering you... 535 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:07,660 - ...tell us! - Mom! 536 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:12,556 Mom! I'm gonna tell you and I'm gonna tell you the truth. 537 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:13,876 But you've got to believe me. 538 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:17,603 You've got to really, really try and believe me, please! 539 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,076 I'm a time traveler. I've come from the future. 540 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,796 I need to tell you something really important. 541 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:27,520 And if you listen to me, it will save your life. 542 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,356 Henry, I need you to take this seriously right now. 543 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:33,896 I need you to just stop it. 544 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,121 Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 545 00:32:40,310 --> 00:32:41,316 I hate you! 546 00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:43,196 I hate you! I hate you! 547 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,470 Henry! 548 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,556 Richard... You won't believe this. 549 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:12,120 He did it again. 550 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,287 Henry. 551 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,556 What do you mean he's in class? 552 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:27,026 But how can he be there now? 553 00:33:27,050 --> 00:33:29,196 He was just here a few minutes ago. 554 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,740 How can he be at school? 555 00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:33,826 Well, geez... 556 00:33:33,850 --> 00:33:35,916 how fast do you think he can run? 557 00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:37,696 She's gonna give you hell about this tonight. 558 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,601 You won't know what she's talking about. 559 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,800 - I remember. - So do I. 560 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,193 My... 561 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,830 Are you all right, ma'am? 562 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:56,868 It's okay. It's fine. Today's not the day. 563 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,910 - I said I hated her. - I know. 564 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,646 I could walk up to her right now. 565 00:34:03,670 --> 00:34:05,956 I could prove to her that I'm in two places at the same time. 566 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:09,820 Whatever you try to do, something's gonna stop you. 567 00:34:09,850 --> 00:34:11,060 You know that. 568 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,296 - So, we're going to your work? - Yeah. 569 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,566 It's a Sunday. It's shut. We can sneak in, have a look. 570 00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:32,916 At what? 571 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,426 Well, you keep asking about my mom. 572 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:37,360 I thought maybe you'd like to meet her. 573 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:40,380 Come on. 574 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,276 Where are we going? 575 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:46,536 - Today's the day. - What day? 576 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,256 You said you wanted to meet the other time travelers, right? 577 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,696 We're gonna meet them now? 578 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,906 Yeah, we're gonna meet them. 579 00:34:52,930 --> 00:34:54,718 We're gonna meet all of them. 580 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:04,296 It's amazing. 581 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,520 Sometimes, I wonder if I'm in here somewhere. 582 00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:09,496 You're in here every day. 583 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,980 No, in the books. 584 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,920 I wonder if I'm in any of the books. 585 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:19,650 You know, some future version of myself gets stuck in the past. 586 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,680 Someone writes about it. 587 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,836 Puts me in a book. 588 00:35:25,860 --> 00:35:28,276 A piece of my future could be here somewhere... 589 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,236 gathering dust on a shelf. 590 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:32,516 Things I haven't done yet. 591 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:37,376 Words I haven't spoken, decisions I'm... yet to make... 592 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,020 already... written, printed, and bound. 593 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,200 If only I knew where to look. 594 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,626 What's that? 595 00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:48,086 Memories. 596 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:51,066 - Of what? - My mom. 597 00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:58,960 What's it doing here? Who are you hiding it from? 598 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,846 From me. 599 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,426 I can't keep it at home, it's too tempting. 600 00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:05,497 Tempting? 601 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:10,961 If I'm, stressed, or... 602 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:15,924 depressed, or just... fuckin' drunk... 603 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,776 I can't afford to let myself fixate on the past, 604 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,440 or I wind up back there. 605 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:23,286 Well, you get to see your mom again. 606 00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:24,599 It's not all bad. 607 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:28,812 Depends what you see. 608 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:34,586 What about your dad? Is he still around? 609 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:35,886 He's around. 610 00:36:35,910 --> 00:36:37,571 We don't talk much. 611 00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:41,074 - Why not? - Why should we? 612 00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:45,287 Tragedy usually brings people together. 613 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,870 If that were even half-true, the whole world would be friends. 614 00:36:52,670 --> 00:36:54,588 You wanna hear her sing? 615 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,906 Yeah. 616 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:02,540 I said we weren't friends. Why do you think that is? 617 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:07,516 It's okay. No one's gonna come in. 618 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:10,420 - How do you know? - Because no one did. 619 00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,416 Why aren't we friends? 620 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,734 - Because you don't like me. - Yeah, but why don't I like you? 621 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,060 - I don't know. - You do. 622 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:22,150 You do. 623 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,860 Now, come here. Look in the mirror. 624 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,170 Look at me. 625 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,630 Then look at you. 626 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,796 Come on, how long have we been doing this? 627 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,936 How many lessons now? 628 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,496 - You only ever teach me mean stuff. - Survival skills! 629 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,356 - Beating people up? - Dumpster diving, tree climbing, 630 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,116 venetian blinds deployed as weapons. 631 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,936 I know you're gonna need all those things, those specific things. 632 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,460 How do I know that? 633 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,770 Henry? 634 00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:59,870 Look at us both... in the mirror. 635 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:05,960 You know why. 636 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,695 It's beautiful. 637 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:26,710 "Madame Butterfly," Puccini. 638 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,868 A week later, she was dead. 639 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,896 It must be a comfort... hearing her sing. 640 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,180 No, it's beautiful. 641 00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:40,712 Beauty's not comfort. 642 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,956 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. 643 00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:45,106 Thank you... 644 00:39:45,130 --> 00:39:46,350 What's wrong? 645 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,366 I... I've never even listened to this recording before. 646 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,626 Why not? 647 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:56,486 For you, old photographs, keepsakes, they're nice things. 648 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,140 For me, they're bear traps. 649 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,576 You see, sometimes, when I'm stressed, 650 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,616 I time travel, 651 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,316 and if I'm thinking about my mom, and it gets to me, 652 00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,488 sometimes I have to go and watch her die again. 653 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,726 Is that gonna happen now? 654 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:13,660 - Maybe. I'm trying to hold on. - Okay, hold on. 655 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:17,010 I'm not really an asshole. 656 00:40:18,300 --> 00:40:22,156 It's just the opposite of being an asshole is caring, and... 657 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:24,980 caring opens a hole at my feet, and sometimes, I fall in. 658 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,616 And if I make the mistake of loving someone, 659 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,006 I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to lose them. 660 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,098 Okay? 661 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:35,820 Okay. 662 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,200 Okay. 663 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,440 Okay, good. 664 00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:49,386 Every night my mom performed, she would... 665 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:51,676 she'd talk to the audience, you know? 666 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,180 Q and A, that kind of thing. 667 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:56,656 I wasn't there that night. 668 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,736 And I've never heard this tape before, 669 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,816 so maybe there's an opportunity. 670 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,168 For what? 671 00:41:02,970 --> 00:41:04,460 For you to meet my mom. 672 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,591 How? 673 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,806 Well, I have an idea, it might even work. 674 00:41:10,830 --> 00:41:12,120 What might? 675 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,376 You are all too kind, just very kind. 676 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,576 Listening to her on a tape isn't meeting her. 677 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,276 This has been an amazing evening... 678 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:23,850 I mean, it's sweet, but it's not the same. 679 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,697 So, what would you ask her... if you could? 680 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,436 I can't ask her anything. 681 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,696 Yeah, but if you could, what would it be? 682 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,686 - I don't wanna play games. - I'm not playing games, 683 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:40,874 Clare, I'm trying to introduce you to my mom. Please. 684 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:45,140 I don't know. 685 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,092 I guess... 686 00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,429 I don't know. 687 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,916 How do people ever get together? 688 00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:02,310 You know? I mean, how does that even happen? 689 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,290 I have a lot of people to thank. 690 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,636 But before I do, if you'll excuse me, 691 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:10,016 I just need to pass on a message to somebody 692 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,880 who I know is gonna be listening tonight. 693 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:14,866 Hello, Clare. 694 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:17,526 I'm talking to Clare Abshire, 695 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:19,820 who's either here tonight or listening in. 696 00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:24,286 A gentleman stopped me at the stage door this afternoon, 697 00:42:24,310 --> 00:42:26,396 and he asked me a question from Clare, 698 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,756 and he asked if I would answer it tonight, and... 699 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,456 and he was very sweet, and very kind, and insistent. 700 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,802 And, I guess, I kind of liked him, so... 701 00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:37,480 I'm gonna try and answer Clare's question tonight. 702 00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:41,017 How is this possible? 703 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,120 And her question was this. 704 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,096 How the hell does any couple ever get together? 705 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,926 How did she hear me? 706 00:42:49,950 --> 00:42:51,700 No, she didn't hear you. 707 00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:54,540 But I can hear you. 708 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:59,486 And I just decided that whenever I get to speak to my mom next, 709 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:01,016 whenever that is, at the right moment, 710 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,520 that I'll pass your question on. 711 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:07,000 And on the night this recording was made, she'll answer it. 712 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:11,496 So, the answer to the question that you only just thought of asking 713 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,896 has been on this tape since... 714 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,400 before you were born. 715 00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:22,240 You wanna hear it? 716 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,147 My mom's answer? 717 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,846 I mean, I guess, we've all wondered that one. 718 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,640 I... 719 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,576 I don't know why he asked me. 720 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,306 I'm a singer. I just sing. 721 00:43:40,330 --> 00:43:42,976 But I have just been singing "Madame Butterfly," 722 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,266 which is all about doomed love, 723 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:46,800 and I guess that got me thinking this. 724 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,880 Isn't all love doomed? 725 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:55,170 I don't mean to be a party pooper. 726 00:43:56,720 --> 00:44:00,640 You know... but it always ends, doesn't it? 727 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,166 So, Clare... 728 00:44:04,190 --> 00:44:07,166 if you're listening, and you're worried... 729 00:44:07,190 --> 00:44:09,620 my answer, and Puccini's, is this. 730 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,120 Couples don't get together. 731 00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:20,556 What they do, is they get together for a while. 732 00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:23,480 It's just a while, just a little time. 733 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,860 That's okay. 734 00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:32,256 Because it is better to be happy for a little while, 735 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,296 just a brief time, even if you know you're going to lose it, 736 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,650 than to be just "okay" for your whole life. 737 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,900 And for what it's worth, my advice is this. 738 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,176 It's always later than you think, 739 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,120 and this is the only time you ever get. 740 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:56,236 So, good luck, Clare. 741 00:44:58,180 --> 00:44:59,480 And you know what? 742 00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,760 Just get the hell on with it! 54107

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