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Citizens of Denver,
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we are in the middle of
an environmental crisis.
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The winters are bringing
less and less snow.
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And now, we are facing a drought
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due to the effects
of Global ManBearPig.
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- A drought?
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- What? No. - ManBearPig?
- What? ManBearPig?
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ALL of Denver's water comes from
streams up in the mountains,
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but now, ManBearPig has
decimated these areas
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and wreaked havoc on the
upper mountain streams.
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And so, effective immediately,
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we are declaring a drought
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and cutting back on
all the city's water.
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- No! - You can't do that!
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What about our homeowners'
association rules?
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Some of us are required
to have nice, green lawns.
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You expect us to have
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- nice, brown lawns?
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I own 12 golf courses in
the Denver Metro area.
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You're not cutting
down on my damn water.
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Have you all forgotten
about the Pi Pi?
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I have Denver's
largest water park.
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All water parks are 50% pee
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and 50% water.
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You-you can't forget
about a Pi Pi.
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Nobody wants to lose the
water, but we're in a drought.
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There simply isn't
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enough water coming to Denver
from up in the mountains.
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And the water up
there is being used
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for farms and agriculture.
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What kind of agriculture?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da. ♪
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How's it looking?
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They still look dry.
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Okay, then I'm gonna
open the reserves.
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♪ If you ain't taking
care of business ♪
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♪ This you must expect... ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ When it's wet ♪
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♪ Oh, come on... ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Oh! Yeah ♪
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♪ Slippery when it's wet ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Slippery when it's wet ♪
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♪ Slippery, slippery ♪
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♪ Slippery when it's wet. ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yeah, and so,
and so then, so then
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Clyde said that if a
chick uses hairspray,
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you can actually light
her head on fire.
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Nuh-uh.
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Yeah-huh, Tolkien.
You guys want to see?
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Kenny, do you have matches?
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Yeah, of course I have matches.
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Check this out, you guys.
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Eric Cartman.
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Eric Cartman.
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What? You're ruining it.
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This is your stop.
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Oh. Right.
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Scuse-scuse me.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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You want to come hang out
at my house for a bit?
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Uh, no, that's cool.
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It's not my fault that
my mom lost her job
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and we had to move, you
guys. It's really not so bad.
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Uh, yeah, maybe some other time.
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My house
is cool, you guys.
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- Kenny, you want to come chill?
- I'm cool, dude.
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It's still way better
than your house, Kenny!
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'Cause your family's poor!
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Your family's poor, Kenny.
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Hi, honey. How was school?
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Fuck you, Mom.
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You doing anything, Tolkien?
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You want to come over to my
house, play a board game?
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Oh, um, I should
probably go home.
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Well, okay, you want to play
a game over at your house?
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Yeah, uh, I-I don't know.
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Sorry, I'm just... not in
the best mood, I guess.
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Hey, are you still
worried about Karen?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, me, too.
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But we all have to try to
just be happy, you know?
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No matter what
happens with Karen.
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You're right. Okay, come on.
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Hey.
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Stan, where do you
think you're going?
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I'm gonna go hang out
at Tolkien's house
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for a bit, Karen.
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No, you're not.
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Yes, I am, Karen.
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You better knock that off.
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I don't want you
playing with Tolkien.
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Karen, just come back inside.
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I've told you I
don't want our son
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hanging out with those people.
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And exactly what do you
mean by "those people"?
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I mean traitors
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who I hired to give my
weed more street cred,
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and then go out and open
their own weed business.
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You're not the only weed
grower in this valley.
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But I was supposed to
be the only Black one.
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Excuse me.
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You the owners of these farms?
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I own Tegridy Weed,
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the original marijuana
farm on this street.
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Okay, and your name is...
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His name is Karen Marsh.
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You better get that fucking
name out your fucking mouth.
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Well, gentlemen, I'm
the Water Commissioner.
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Colorado Division
of Water Resources.
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I'm here to find out
exactly what's going on
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with the city's water. Weed?
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The city's water?
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Well, you see, the water here
is supposed to make its way
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to all the thirsty
people down in Denver.
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And, uh...
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Well, there's a lot of
thirsty people down there.
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I just want to see
how much you farmers
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are actually using.
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Okay, well, we can show you...
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Well, you should check
out his fucking farm.
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If you're, if you're gonna
check out anyone's water,
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it should be his.
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All right, maybe I'll do that.
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♪ I live
in a hot dog ♪
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♪ On a lonely old hill ♪
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♪ People make fun of me ♪
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♪ And that's not cool ♪
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♪ I'm isolated from my friends ♪
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♪ Against my will ♪
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♪ My possessions
are now condiments ♪
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♪ And that is not cool ♪
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♪ And I don't want
to live like this ♪
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♪ You don't know how I feel ♪
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♪ I've got no room to grow ♪
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♪ And it is just so not cool ♪
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♪ Just once in my life, I'd
like cool stuff to happen ♪
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♪ Everything keeps changing,
and I'm not adapting ♪
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♪ I'm crying like a girl,
and it's super not cool ♪
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♪ And I just want
something cool to happen ♪
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♪ To me ♪
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♪ I've lived through such pain ♪
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♪ The word's been so cruel ♪
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♪ Something's got to happen,
something that's cool ♪
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♪ I just want something
cool to happen... ♪
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This is it, right here.
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♪ To me. ♪
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Okay, right
this way, Mr. Cussler.
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You are going to
love this property.
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It's over 30 acres, and it's
in a real up-and-coming area.
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I think you could build
an amazing home here.
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Yes. Yes, I believe I could.
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Now, it's about an hour
commute from where you are in Denver,
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but I think the potential
here is fabulous.
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Oh, yes.
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It looks absolutely ideal.
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Do you like to entertain?
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Because you could easily
build a ten-bedroom house
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on this property. You
could have a dedicated gym,
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even a full-size movie theater.
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Full-size movie theater?
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If you want, we can walk
around the property.
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- It's a bit muddy, but we can...
- That won't be necessary.
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I'll take it. Full
asking price. Cash.
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Oh-oh-oh.
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Da Da.
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- Yes. Come in.
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Mom said you wanted to see me.
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Yes, Shelley, have a seat.
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Close the door, please.
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I've been, uh, wanting
to talk to you, Shelley.
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Um...
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Can you tell me why everyone
is calling me "Karen"?
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Don't worry about it.
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Well, everybody keeps
calling me Karen,
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and I don't get it.
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Is it, is it, like,
a joke or something?
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"Karen" is a pejorative
term for a white person
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who acts overly
entitled and demanding.
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Okay, well, that's fucked up.
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Don't you think that's
a little, like, sexist?
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I didn't start it.
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Well, who did?
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The Internet.
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So-so now somebody is a Karen
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just 'cause they want to be
treated with some respect?
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I deserve to not have people
walk all over me, okay?
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I have the right to call
the cops when things happen.
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That's fine, Karen.
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Shelley, I deserve
to not have...
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What the fuck is he doing here?
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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Excuse me, this is my property.
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Your soil seems very hydrated.
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Must be getting lots of water.
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What are you saying,
that I use too much?
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I use the water that my
crops need and nothing more.
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Is that a Slip 'N
Slide over there?
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That is an agricultural
Slip 'N Slide, yes.
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Apparently, you know
nothing about farming.
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Look, if you have
any excess of water,
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you might actually make some
money, that's all I'm saying.
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Make money? Wait, what?
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You heard of water transfers?
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See, you have a lease
to use some of the water
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from your stream here,
but what you don't use,
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you could actually
sell the rights to.
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I already talked to
your neighbor about it.
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Yeah, well, see, the thing is,
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this farm is about Tegridy,
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not stupid water rights.
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And if you want to keep
coming here and bugging me,
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then I would like to
speak to your manager
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because you are harassing me,
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and I am important.
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Well, have a nice day, Karen.
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It's Randy!
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I know what Karen
means. I'm not stupid.
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What the water
commissioner said is true.
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We have water rights
to use 10,000 gallons
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a month off our stream.
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If we could cut back our
agricultural water use by 50%
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and show that our excess
water is making it down
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to the Denver Reservoir,
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then we'd have the
right to sell it.
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You really think so?
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I was a financial consultant
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before I was a weed farmer...
There's potential here.
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But how do we even
prove the water
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from our farms makes it
all the way to Denver?
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- Raingutter regatta.
- What?
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We made those little boats in
online COVID camp, remember?
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Oh, yeah. I bet we could
float that down our stream.
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We demonstrate where
the water goes,
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and meanwhile,
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we start selling off
pieces of our water rights
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to subscribers that want it.
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Boys, can you build
me a test boat?
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Sure.
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We're about to start
our very own...
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streaming service.
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♪ Whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores
in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in this
house, there's some whores ♪
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- ♪ In this house ♪
- ♪ I said certified freak ♪
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♪ Seven days a week ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy, make
that pullout game weak ♪
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- ♪ Woo, yeah ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, you
fucking with some ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy,
bring a bucket ♪
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♪ And a mop for this
wet-ass pussy... ♪
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The Credigree
Weed streaming service.
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We are currently in beta testing
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to see if our stream
makes it to Denver,
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but if it does, we are seeing
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if there are any
interested subscribers.
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- - ♪ Give
me everything you got for this ♪
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♪ Wet-ass pussy, beat it
up, baby, catch a charge ♪
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♪ Extra large and extra
hard, put this pussy... ♪
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Come on.
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♪ Swipe your nose
like a credit card ♪
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♪ Hop on top, I want
to ride, I do a kegel ♪
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♪ While it's inside, spit in
my mouth, look in my eyes ♪
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♪ This pussy is wet,
come take a dive ♪
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♪ Tie me up like I'm surprised ♪
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♪ Let's roleplay,
I'll wear a disguise ♪
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♪ I want you to park
that big Mack truck ♪
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♪ Right in this little garage ♪
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♪ Make it cream,
make me scream ♪
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♪ Out in public, make a scene,
I don't cook, I don't clean ♪
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- ♪ But let me tell you how I
got this ring ♪ - ♪ Ayy, ayy ♪
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♪ Gobble me, swallow me,
drip down the side of me ♪
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♪ Quick, jump out 'fore you let
it get inside of me, I tell ♪
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♪ Him where to put it, never
tell him where I'm 'bout to be ♪
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♪ I'll run down on him 'fore I
have a... ayy... runnin' me ♪
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♪ Talk your shit,
bite your lip ♪
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♪ Ask for a car while
you ride that dick ♪
285
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♪ You really ain't never got
to fuck him for a thang ♪
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♪ He already made his
mind up 'fore he came ♪
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♪ Now get your boots
and your coat ♪
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♪ For this wet-ass pussy ♪
289
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♪ He bought a phone
just for pictures ♪
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♪ Of this wet-ass pussy ♪
291
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♪ Paid my tuition just to ♪
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♪ Kiss me on this
wet-ass pussy ♪
293
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♪ Now make it rain if
you want to see some ♪
294
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- ♪ Wet-ass pussy ♪ - ♪ Now
from the top, make it drop ♪
295
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♪ That's some wet-ass
pussy, now get a bucket ♪
296
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♪ And a mop, that's
some wet-ass pussy ♪
297
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♪ I'm talkin' WAP,
WAP, WAP, that's some ♪
298
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♪ Wet-ass pussy ♪
299
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♪ Macaroni in a pot ♪
300
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♪ That's some wet-ass pussy ♪
301
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♪ Huh ♪
302
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♪ Whores in this house ♪
303
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♪ There's some whores in this
house, there's some whores ♪
304
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♪ In this house, there's
some whores in this house ♪
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♪ There's some whores in
this house, there's some... ♪
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- Yeah! We did it! Yeah!
- We totally did it, dude.
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As you can see, the water
from Credigree Farms flows
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directly into
Denver's water supply.
309
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Well, in that case, I
suppose all your subscribers
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get to have more water
from the reservoir.
311
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Ah. Oh.
312
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You all make-a Pi Pi so happy.
313
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Now, my water park can
have a-plenty a-water
314
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to mix with all-a the pee.
315
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Of course,
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you will have to prove
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that the flow of
water is constant.
318
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We'll need a little
boat to come through
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to the reservoir every day.
320
00:14:03,288 --> 00:14:04,888
Every day?
321
00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:08,526
Boys, I'm gonna need you to make
a lot more boats for my stream.
322
00:14:08,626 --> 00:14:11,394
How do you feel about...
20 bucks a boat?
323
00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:13,596
20 bucks a boat? Hell yeah.
324
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:15,897
We're gonna be rich, dude.
325
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,534
Mom. Mom, I need to talk to you.
326
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:20,935
Come on, sit down.
327
00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:23,037
Eric, if you're going
to yell at me again
328
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:25,104
about our home, I really
don't have the strength.
329
00:14:25,204 --> 00:14:26,506
No, Mom.
330
00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:29,108
I'm never gonna need to
yell at you ever again.
331
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,709
We're gonna get
out of here, Mom.
332
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:32,745
What are you talking about?
333
00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,979
I've figured our way
out of this hot dog.
334
00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:36,790
I don't know if you've
seen, but there's a rich guy
335
00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,416
building a big house
across the street.
336
00:14:38,516 --> 00:14:40,317
We can live in that house, Mom.
337
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,718
We can have him take care of us.
338
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:43,687
Eric, how would we do that?
339
00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:47,056
Because we are gonna get you...
340
00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:49,058
fake tits.
341
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:49,924
What?
342
00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:51,292
Breast implants, Mom.
343
00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:52,727
That's what rich guys like.
344
00:14:52,827 --> 00:14:54,070
You remember what
Matt Damon said?
345
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,896
Fortune favors the brave, Mom.
346
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,941
When rich guys come up here
and get one look at you with
347
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,642
your big, sweet tits, they're
gonna give us everything...
348
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,267
Eric, that's enough, okay?
349
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,703
What do you mean it's enough?
I've-I've figured it all out.
350
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,602
Rich guys want a woman
with nice titties, Mom.
351
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,972
- It's very...
- Okay.
352
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,239
Eric, I'm not comfortable
talking about this.
353
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:12,009
Well, I'm not comfortable
living in a fucking hot dog.
354
00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:15,579
We live here because I gave
in to you and quit my job.
355
00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:17,447
What do you want from me, Eric?
356
00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:19,548
I want you
357
00:15:19,648 --> 00:15:22,751
to get breast implants,
Mom.
358
00:15:22,851 --> 00:15:25,119
So-so that rich guys like you,
359
00:15:25,219 --> 00:15:28,589
and we can go live
in a sweet house.
360
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:30,123
Please, Mom,
361
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:33,526
I just want you
to get fake tits.
362
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,462
Eric, even if I wanted to,
363
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,697
the fact is, we can't afford it.
364
00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:41,265
A surgery like that
is very expensive.
365
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,501
Like, how expensive?
366
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,602
At least $10,000.
367
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:47,638
$10,000?
368
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,271
Yes, Eric.
369
00:15:49,372 --> 00:15:52,008
We can't afford it?
370
00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:56,311
We can't afford it.
371
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:03,850
Chief.
372
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,085
- Chief, there's a big problem.
- What is it?
373
00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:09,388
We've got a code red
emergency call on 911.
374
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:10,756
It's Karen.
375
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:13,558
Oh, not Karen
again. Jesus Christ.
376
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,961
Yes, Karen, how can
we help you this time?
377
00:16:17,061 --> 00:16:19,229
Okay, first of all,
I know what it means
378
00:16:19,329 --> 00:16:21,698
when you call me Karen, so
you can just knock it off.
379
00:16:21,798 --> 00:16:24,233
Secondly, secondly,
my neighbor's kid
380
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,668
is over here at my house.
381
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,902
There's a kid trespassing
at your house?
382
00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:29,971
No, my son invited him over
383
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:32,740
for lunch, and my wife is making
him hot dogs and tater tots,
384
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,708
even though I said I
don't want him here.
385
00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,810
Well, then what harm
is he doing, Karen?
386
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,845
His family farm is shady.
387
00:16:38,945 --> 00:16:41,047
Did you know that they're
doing a streaming service?
388
00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:42,714
I demand that you investigate.
389
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:45,517
How did they manage to
even show that their water
390
00:16:45,617 --> 00:16:46,718
goes through to Denver?
391
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:48,819
Hello? Are you listening to me?
392
00:16:48,919 --> 00:16:50,888
I want to talk to your manager.
393
00:16:50,988 --> 00:16:53,923
I've already told you, Karen,
I don't have a manager.
394
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,260
Thanks, Mrs. Marsh.
395
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,528
Can you believe that?
396
00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:01,830
The cops aren't even
gonna do anything.
397
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,465
Oh, well, at least
you tried, Karen.
398
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,509
- It just doesn't make sense.
399
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:08,435
How is that traitor
able to prove his water
400
00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:10,136
makes it down to Denver?
401
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:11,271
Well, um...
402
00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:13,005
maybe he got some
creative people
403
00:17:13,105 --> 00:17:15,040
to put something on his stream.
404
00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:18,142
Yeah, I'll bet you he did.
405
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:20,512
He's got to be paying
some expert or something.
406
00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,346
Oh, if I could find that
guy, I'd pay him double.
407
00:17:24,281 --> 00:17:27,717
Well, you know, at camp,
they had us build these...
408
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:29,085
little boats, that, uh...
409
00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:30,920
They're kind of
tough to make, but...
410
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,823
I think that we could
make you something.
411
00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:38,125
And then we could float
the boats downstream
412
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,194
from the farm with
little Tegridy sails
413
00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:43,296
on them to show people where
the water's coming from.
414
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,331
Could you guys build me
a test boat right away?
415
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:48,467
Oh, uh, yeah, we could probably
build you something, yeah.
416
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,403
I can't wait to see the
look on that traitor's face
417
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,239
when he sees that we're in
the streaming business, too.
418
00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,943
Last night, I had a
dream that Ariana Grande
419
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,521
was trying to fuck her
own ass with a gun,
420
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:04,046
but then she farted, and
blood shot out her dick.
421
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:07,248
Ariana Grande?
That's hilarious.
422
00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:13,487
Kyle.
423
00:18:13,587 --> 00:18:15,122
Kenny. You guys, get over here.
424
00:18:15,222 --> 00:18:16,789
Sit down, you guys.
We need to talk.
425
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,659
What's going on, dude?
426
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:21,827
Check this out.
427
00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:23,128
Where'd you get that?
428
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,963
Making stuff for
streaming services.
429
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,430
Holy shit. Really?
430
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:28,032
We made these for
my family's farm.
431
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:30,092
Then we took another deal
to make them for Stan's.
432
00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:31,973
So then we went out and
offered boats to, like,
433
00:18:32,035 --> 00:18:33,412
three other farms, and
now they want stuff
434
00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:34,671
for their streams, too.
435
00:18:34,771 --> 00:18:36,681
- So, you guys want to help us?
- I don't get it.
436
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:38,173
You don't have to.
We don't, either.
437
00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:39,675
You just have to make boats.
438
00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:41,108
But we want to
keep it on the low
439
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:42,886
because we don't want
other kids copying us.
440
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,287
Are you guys gonna
have Cartman help?
441
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:45,880
No. He'll fuck it
all up somehow.
442
00:18:45,979 --> 00:18:47,347
Okay, I'm in.
443
00:18:55,454 --> 00:18:57,822
Fuck.
444
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:07,830
Faster. Work faster.
445
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,666
We need to be up and running.
446
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,533
Excuse me.
447
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,835
Mr. Cussler, is it?
448
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,670
Who are you?
449
00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:19,039
I'm the water commissioner.
450
00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:22,075
I just, uh, wanted to see
what you're up to up here.
451
00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:24,143
I'm not up to anything. Why?
452
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:26,679
Well, you know, there's a
lot of streaming services
453
00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:29,414
starting up in this
town, and, uh...
454
00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:32,617
word on the street is you might
be trying to outdo them all.
455
00:19:32,717 --> 00:19:35,719
They're all just
small time creeks.
456
00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:38,121
When it comes to
the Streaming Wars,
457
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:41,356
I intend to be the
Amazon... River.
458
00:19:41,456 --> 00:19:44,727
Yeah, well, you see,
there's regulations,
459
00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:46,227
Mr. Cussler.
460
00:19:46,327 --> 00:19:48,797
There's state rules when
it comes to streaming.
461
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,864
And, uh, well,
462
00:19:50,964 --> 00:19:54,635
if you don't follow them,
bad things can happen.
463
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,970
Is that right? Boys?
464
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,508
I'm not some pissant little
farmer, Commissioner.
465
00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:07,878
You want to threaten me,
I'll threaten you right back.
466
00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:10,179
I didn't mean to
threaten you, sir.
467
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:11,681
In fact,
468
00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,083
I think I can help you.
469
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,739
We've only got 20
minutes left, you guys.
470
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:31,897
We've got to work faster.
471
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,465
I'm waiting on more
popsicle sticks.
472
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,442
Come on, Butters, you have
to speed up your station.
473
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:39,070
I'm sucking down popsicles
as fast as I can, fellas.
474
00:20:42,673 --> 00:20:44,074
There you guys are.
475
00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:49,078
How come you're in the
home ec room during recess?
476
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,012
Are those popsicle stick boats?
477
00:20:52,247 --> 00:20:55,415
Oh, yeah. We're just
making some popsicle boats.
478
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,885
We're gonna, you know,
like, race them, you know.
479
00:20:57,985 --> 00:21:00,687
You're gonna race all
those popsicle boats?
480
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:03,089
Yeah, just, you know,
481
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:04,890
race them, see which one wins.
482
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:06,659
Right-right, fellas?
483
00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:10,294
Oh. That sounds like
a fun activity. Um...
484
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,163
I was just gonna ask you guys,
485
00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:14,865
do you know any way
to, like, raise money?
486
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,101
What do you mean?
487
00:21:18,201 --> 00:21:19,577
We have no idea what
you're talking about.
488
00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:21,336
Okay, I just...
489
00:21:21,436 --> 00:21:24,005
I need to try and raise
some money because...
490
00:21:24,105 --> 00:21:25,774
my mom needs to have a surgery,
491
00:21:25,874 --> 00:21:28,909
and we can't afford it.
492
00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:33,146
Oh. Dude...
493
00:21:33,246 --> 00:21:35,281
How much does your mom
need for her surgery?
494
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,584
About $10,000. I'm
sorry, you guys.
495
00:21:38,685 --> 00:21:41,787
Just go back to your boat
races. I'll talk to you later.
496
00:21:41,887 --> 00:21:43,921
Cartman, wait.
497
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,692
You actually can help us.
498
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:48,692
Yeah.
499
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:49,993
What do you mean?
500
00:21:50,093 --> 00:21:51,995
Look, dude, we're
actually making money
501
00:21:52,095 --> 00:21:53,096
for a streaming service.
502
00:21:53,196 --> 00:21:54,663
- Really?
Yeah, come on.
503
00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:56,708
You can help us, and we'll
cut you in on the profits.
504
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,700
Oh, my God, what-what
streaming service is it?
505
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,134
It's a bunch of different ones.
506
00:22:00,234 --> 00:22:02,336
Here, help me cut
out these masts.
507
00:22:02,436 --> 00:22:04,437
Okay, yeah, sure.
508
00:22:04,537 --> 00:22:06,940
And, Cartman, I'm sorry.
509
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,008
Thanks, Kyle.
510
00:22:10,509 --> 00:22:12,544
♪ ♪
511
00:22:23,953 --> 00:22:25,421
It's a green boat.
512
00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:28,256
Anyone on the green boat
513
00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:29,996
streaming service can
have their allotment
514
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,727
of water for the day.
515
00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,560
Oh, here comes the white boat.
516
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,230
Subscribers to
517
00:22:36,330 --> 00:22:37,865
Kush Country Farms
Streaming service
518
00:22:37,964 --> 00:22:38,865
have their allotments.
519
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:40,433
Escusi. Escusi.
520
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:43,769
Pi Pi's been a-waiting all
day for his water ticket.
521
00:22:43,869 --> 00:22:45,804
My water park need water.
522
00:22:45,904 --> 00:22:47,339
You'll just have to be patient.
523
00:22:47,439 --> 00:22:49,349
There's a lot of different
streaming services now.
524
00:22:49,373 --> 00:22:52,309
Yes, there's a-too many
streaming services.
525
00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,577
There's a streaming
service for this-a,
526
00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,780
and streaming
service for that-a.
527
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,715
Pi Pi can't find his stuff-a.
528
00:22:59,815 --> 00:23:01,216
Why can't-a Pi Pi just have
529
00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:04,152
a one streaming service
have-a everything?
530
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:06,354
Pi Pi got a streaming
service he like-a,
531
00:23:06,454 --> 00:23:08,521
and then-a Pi Pi's
stuff not on it.
532
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,824
Pi Pi so confuse-a.
533
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:17,247
Yeah, yeah, we're getting
more supplies now.
534
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,663
You guys just keep
building boats.
535
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,165
We'll be there fast as we can.
536
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,233
Dude, I'm starting to
think we took on too much.
537
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,301
- It's okay.
- It's not okay.
538
00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:26,303
We haven't even finished
Karen's boats yet.
539
00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,037
I do not want to piss Karen off.
540
00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:30,139
Tolkien, I've told you,
don't worry about Karen.
541
00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:32,175
Everything's gonna be fine.
542
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:42,215
Hello, boys. That's quite
a haul you have there.
543
00:23:43,316 --> 00:23:45,786
My name is Mr. Cussler.
544
00:23:45,886 --> 00:23:47,853
I bought some property up here.
545
00:23:47,953 --> 00:23:49,654
I've been asking
around, and, uh...
546
00:23:49,755 --> 00:23:52,590
I believe you're the
ones responsible...
547
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:54,025
for these?
548
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:56,994
- Maybe.
- Fantastic little boats.
549
00:23:57,094 --> 00:23:58,561
I'm a big fan of your work.
550
00:23:58,661 --> 00:24:01,098
I have a nice stream
going through my property,
551
00:24:01,198 --> 00:24:03,465
and I'd like you to
make something for me.
552
00:24:03,565 --> 00:24:07,202
- Oh, we're-we're pretty, uh...
- We're pretty loaded up, man.
553
00:24:07,302 --> 00:24:08,736
Oh, I'm sure you are.
554
00:24:08,837 --> 00:24:12,139
That's why I'd like to
make you an exclusive deal.
555
00:24:12,239 --> 00:24:14,674
I want 10,000 of
your little boats,
556
00:24:14,775 --> 00:24:17,811
and I'll pay you $15,000.
557
00:24:17,911 --> 00:24:19,946
$15,000?
558
00:24:20,046 --> 00:24:23,715
But I'm gonna need them
right away. Say three days?
559
00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:26,118
I have... big plans.
560
00:24:26,218 --> 00:24:28,485
Dude, we can't make 10,000
boats in three days.
561
00:24:28,585 --> 00:24:30,187
We'll do it.
562
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,896
Cartman, come on,
that looks like shit.
563
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:42,330
Come on what, Kyle?
564
00:24:42,430 --> 00:24:43,774
Look, I-I know we're
making a lot of these,
565
00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:46,399
but we still have to
make them look nice.
566
00:24:46,499 --> 00:24:48,501
- Does it really matter?
- Yes, it matters.
567
00:24:48,601 --> 00:24:50,521
The streaming services
are paying for nice boats.
568
00:24:50,603 --> 00:24:52,347
They
don't give a fuck, Kyle.
569
00:24:52,371 --> 00:24:54,540
They're gonna take
everything they can get.
570
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,274
Everyone knows, at
the end of the day,
571
00:24:56,374 --> 00:24:58,844
there's only gonna be, like,
three streaming services,
572
00:24:58,944 --> 00:25:00,922
so they, like, everyone just
wants to have their shit
573
00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:03,313
on their stream and get
bought out, you know?
574
00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:05,749
And they don't give a
fuck how good anything is.
575
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:08,484
And the people who made all the
deals, they don't give a fuck
576
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:11,086
'cause they're all gonna
get fired anyway, you know?
577
00:25:11,186 --> 00:25:12,696
And everyone working at
this streaming service
578
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,622
is now working over at
that streaming service.
579
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,524
No one gives a shit about
what fucking goes on in it.
580
00:25:17,624 --> 00:25:19,626
Butters, I-I think you've
had too many popsicles.
581
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,095
Yeah, I think maybe I've
had one too many popsicles.
582
00:25:23,263 --> 00:25:25,765
You guys, you guys, we did it.
583
00:25:25,865 --> 00:25:27,066
What'd we do?
584
00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:30,269
We just got an offer
for 10,000 boats.
585
00:25:30,369 --> 00:25:32,203
It's $15,000, you guys.
586
00:25:32,303 --> 00:25:34,105
That's almost $3,000 each.
587
00:25:34,205 --> 00:25:36,606
- We're millionaires!
- Whoo-hoo!
588
00:25:36,706 --> 00:25:40,177
Hey, hey, aren't you guys
forgetting something?
589
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,544
Cartman's mom's surgery?
590
00:25:42,644 --> 00:25:44,180
Oh, right.
591
00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,526
Well, what do you say, guys?
592
00:25:46,551 --> 00:25:48,049
With this money,
before we do anything,
593
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:49,509
we pay for Cartman's
mom's surgery.
594
00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,451
You definitely have
my share, Eric.
595
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:52,520
Mine, too.
596
00:25:53,059 --> 00:25:54,721
I really...
597
00:25:54,773 --> 00:25:57,409
really... don't fucking
deserve you guys.
598
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,292
Come on, let's get to work.
599
00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:17,706
Just how
bad could the water situation get
600
00:26:17,806 --> 00:26:20,174
for Park County
farmers this summer?
601
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:21,976
A new study says
this year's snowpack
602
00:26:22,076 --> 00:26:24,879
has almost completely
melted, and, once again,
603
00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:26,546
ManBearPig is to blame.
604
00:26:26,646 --> 00:26:28,982
That's right, Tom.
It appears ManBearPig
605
00:26:29,082 --> 00:26:33,019
has done a lot more damage this
year than originally predicted.
606
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,820
As the spring thaws continue,
607
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,587
we simply aren't
seeing that much water
608
00:26:36,687 --> 00:26:39,324
from way up on the
mountain peaks.
609
00:26:39,424 --> 00:26:41,491
If ManBearPig is
truly out there,
610
00:26:41,591 --> 00:26:43,693
then farmers might
want to start looking
611
00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:46,662
at the state of
that snowpack, Tom.
612
00:27:02,342 --> 00:27:04,576
♪ ♪
613
00:27:27,095 --> 00:27:29,329
♪ ♪
614
00:27:52,949 --> 00:27:55,017
Over here.
615
00:27:55,117 --> 00:27:57,352
Here!
616
00:27:57,452 --> 00:28:00,354
What is all this? What happened?
617
00:28:00,454 --> 00:28:02,991
The housing market up here...
618
00:28:03,091 --> 00:28:04,391
it went crazy.
619
00:28:04,491 --> 00:28:06,359
We've just been
selling properties
620
00:28:06,459 --> 00:28:08,361
without sleeping or eating.
621
00:28:08,461 --> 00:28:10,829
This property here was
the last to get an offer.
622
00:28:10,929 --> 00:28:12,809
The seller countered, but
we haven't heard back,
623
00:28:12,864 --> 00:28:14,365
and it's really
a buyer's market.
624
00:28:14,465 --> 00:28:15,600
Who's buying it all?
625
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:18,169
Some rich guy from the city.
626
00:28:19,869 --> 00:28:21,771
But we are currently
taking backup offers,
627
00:28:21,871 --> 00:28:23,772
if you'd like. Do
you have a broker?
628
00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:26,409
We are really the best in
town. My coworker Janice
629
00:28:26,509 --> 00:28:29,477
sold over 100
listings in 72 hours.
630
00:28:31,313 --> 00:28:32,414
Look at this.
631
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,881
They were right
about ManBearPig.
632
00:28:34,982 --> 00:28:37,151
There's not nearly as
much snow as last year.
633
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:40,320
Yeah. There's a lot you
can do with this property.
634
00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:42,222
It has explosive views
635
00:28:42,322 --> 00:28:44,693
and a southern exposure for
those chilly winter nights.
636
00:28:44,818 --> 00:28:46,686
You can't sell all
the land up here.
637
00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:48,508
Can't you see they
just want the water?
638
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,895
That's probably why they asked
for the inspection contingency.
639
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,763
We countered with
an extra 20 days
640
00:28:53,863 --> 00:28:56,499
until close of escrow.
We got them.
641
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:58,334
There's no snow up here.
642
00:28:58,434 --> 00:29:00,136
There won't be enough
water for South Park.
643
00:29:00,837 --> 00:29:02,349
You...
644
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:04,572
You could have a
walkout basement here
645
00:29:04,672 --> 00:29:06,674
with room for an
outdoor kitchen.
646
00:29:07,974 --> 00:29:10,490
Think of the
entertaining potential.
647
00:29:11,511 --> 00:29:13,363
Do you like to entertain?
648
00:30:03,321 --> 00:30:05,230
"Cussler Industries"?
649
00:30:07,789 --> 00:30:09,991
Huh? Huh?
650
00:30:10,092 --> 00:30:11,535
Oh!
651
00:30:36,446 --> 00:30:38,680
♪ ♪
652
00:30:44,185 --> 00:30:46,720
My streaming service!
653
00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:53,992
♪ Happy surprise time ♪
654
00:30:54,093 --> 00:30:55,694
♪ To you ♪
655
00:30:55,794 --> 00:30:59,030
♪ Something's happened
that's cool... ♪
656
00:30:59,131 --> 00:31:00,632
What is this, Eric?
657
00:31:00,732 --> 00:31:03,734
♪ Just sit down right here ♪
658
00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:07,203
♪ Your son has done
something cool. ♪
659
00:31:07,303 --> 00:31:08,471
Are you ready, Mom?
660
00:31:08,571 --> 00:31:11,107
Yes. What
is it, sweetie?
661
00:31:14,008 --> 00:31:16,610
- Wait a minute, Eric, what is this?
662
00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:20,047
Okay, hello, Mrs.
Cartman. I'm Dr. Stevens.
663
00:31:20,148 --> 00:31:23,015
I understand you're interested
in breast augmentation?
664
00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,451
That's right, she is.
665
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,652
Well, there are a few options.
666
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,820
We prefer the
saline implants now.
667
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,589
They-they can be
put either under
668
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,323
the chest muscle or on top.
669
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:35,193
Did you have any idea what size
breasts you wanted to achieve?
670
00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:36,826
The largest size.
671
00:31:36,926 --> 00:31:39,629
Eric, I've told you
a hundred times,
672
00:31:39,729 --> 00:31:41,764
I'm not getting a boob job.
673
00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:45,601
Uh, I'm a bit confused
here, Mrs. Cartman.
674
00:31:45,701 --> 00:31:48,670
Your procedure has already
been completely paid for.
675
00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:51,405
- What?
- Surprise!
676
00:31:51,505 --> 00:31:53,674
I raised all the
money, Mom. It's done.
677
00:31:53,774 --> 00:31:57,543
No, Eric. I said I don't
want breast implants.
678
00:31:57,643 --> 00:31:59,044
You said we couldn't afford it.
679
00:31:59,145 --> 00:32:00,645
I went out, and I
worked every day,
680
00:32:00,745 --> 00:32:02,581
and I got you the money
for new tits, Mom.
681
00:32:02,681 --> 00:32:05,413
I'm fine with my
body the way it is.
682
00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:08,349
You are, but rich guys
aren't. Am I right, Doctor?
683
00:32:08,374 --> 00:32:10,087
Okay, uh, Mrs. Cartman,
684
00:32:10,112 --> 00:32:12,646
if you'd like to just go
back up to the front office,
685
00:32:12,822 --> 00:32:14,669
they can refund all the money.
686
00:32:14,694 --> 00:32:18,227
No! No, Doctor, please,
I live in a hot dog!
687
00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:20,495
Because he made me quit my job,
688
00:32:20,595 --> 00:32:21,962
and I promised myself
689
00:32:22,062 --> 00:32:24,532
I wouldn't give in
to him ever again.
690
00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:27,194
Get fake tits or else
I'll call the police, Mom.
691
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:30,269
Do what you want, Eric.
I am done with this.
692
00:32:30,369 --> 00:32:31,670
Fine, then I'll run away.
693
00:32:31,770 --> 00:32:33,606
You'll just have
to run away, then.
694
00:32:33,706 --> 00:32:34,907
I'll go live with Grandma.
695
00:32:35,007 --> 00:32:37,342
I'm sure Grandma
would love that.
696
00:32:38,276 --> 00:32:40,977
I've given in to you
too many times, Eric.
697
00:32:41,077 --> 00:32:42,779
It stops now.
698
00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:46,001
You're not gonna give in, huh?
We'll just see about that.
699
00:32:46,587 --> 00:32:49,485
Doctor, keep those tits on ice.
700
00:33:01,661 --> 00:33:03,095
What is that?
701
00:33:04,223 --> 00:33:06,207
It's... it's a little boat.
702
00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:09,410
Stan, are you making stuff
703
00:33:09,435 --> 00:33:11,602
for other streaming services?
704
00:33:12,878 --> 00:33:15,380
Stanley? We had a deal.
705
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:18,893
Are you making stuff for other
streaming services, yes or no?
706
00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:21,574
Yes. This guy paid us
a shitload of money.
707
00:33:21,684 --> 00:33:23,470
I paid you a shitload of money.
708
00:33:23,495 --> 00:33:25,229
Yeah, we make them
for whoever pays us.
709
00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:26,914
We make stuff for
Credigree, too.
710
00:33:27,014 --> 00:33:28,483
For Credigree?
711
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:30,417
They're the enemy, Stan.
712
00:33:30,517 --> 00:33:31,885
You live here.
713
00:33:31,985 --> 00:33:34,496
You're exclusive
to Tegridy Weed.
714
00:33:34,590 --> 00:33:36,656
Everyone is fighting
and trying to get rich,
715
00:33:36,756 --> 00:33:38,434
and we're just in the
middle doing our thing.
716
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,592
Doing your thing. Wow.
717
00:33:40,692 --> 00:33:42,294
You're a fucking dick.
718
00:33:42,394 --> 00:33:44,162
How much money's enough, Stan?
719
00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:45,463
Cock-sucking cunt.
720
00:33:45,563 --> 00:33:47,598
- What is going on?
- Oh, nothing.
721
00:33:47,698 --> 00:33:49,866
Your son and his friends
just made exclusive deals
722
00:33:49,966 --> 00:33:51,968
for multiple streaming services.
723
00:33:52,068 --> 00:33:53,102
Ugh.
724
00:33:53,202 --> 00:33:54,670
Oh, but I guess
that's just Karen
725
00:33:54,770 --> 00:33:56,438
being Karen again, huh?
726
00:33:56,538 --> 00:33:58,640
Yeah, screw whatever
Karen thinks.
727
00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:02,142
Maybe it's bad for
business, but fuck Karen.
728
00:34:02,243 --> 00:34:03,911
Okay, I'm sorry.
729
00:34:04,011 --> 00:34:06,646
We're going to march right
over to where this guy lives,
730
00:34:06,746 --> 00:34:08,648
and tell him that you
can't possibly take on
731
00:34:08,748 --> 00:34:10,749
another streaming service
without sacrificing
732
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:13,721
- the quality of your product.
- Rats.
733
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:33,635
Well, Mom, I guess
I'll be leaving now.
734
00:34:33,734 --> 00:34:35,736
Oh, really? Where are you going?
735
00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:37,471
I can't do this anymore, Mom.
736
00:34:37,571 --> 00:34:40,006
If you won't listen to me, then
I really don't have a choice.
737
00:34:40,106 --> 00:34:42,542
Well, I'm very sorry
to hear that, Eric.
738
00:34:42,642 --> 00:34:44,976
I hope you take good
care of yourself.
739
00:34:45,977 --> 00:34:48,146
Okay, well, I guess I'll
just ask you one more time
740
00:34:48,246 --> 00:34:49,980
if you would please get
fake tits. I know...
741
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,717
I'm not getting
breast implants, Eric.
742
00:34:52,817 --> 00:34:54,318
Okay, that's fine.
743
00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:55,719
So, you're running away?
744
00:34:55,819 --> 00:34:57,487
Oh, I'm not running away, Mom.
745
00:34:57,587 --> 00:34:59,154
No, that would be
the easy way out.
746
00:34:59,254 --> 00:35:00,956
You remember when
I told you how easy
747
00:35:01,056 --> 00:35:02,758
breast enhancement would be,
748
00:35:02,858 --> 00:35:04,602
and you said, "If it's so
easy, why don't you do it?"
749
00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:06,328
Well, I'm taking
your advice, Mom.
750
00:35:06,428 --> 00:35:09,229
If you won't get fake
breasts, then I will.
751
00:35:09,330 --> 00:35:11,732
- What?
- I've already paid the clinic,
752
00:35:11,832 --> 00:35:13,609
and I'll just tell them that
the implants were for me.
753
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,034
You know it's 2022, right?
754
00:35:15,134 --> 00:35:17,012
You know they do surgeries
like this to kids now?
755
00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:20,104
Guess I'll just go and
get fake tits, Mom.
756
00:35:20,204 --> 00:35:23,707
Well, Eric, I guess
that's just your choice.
757
00:35:24,825 --> 00:35:26,460
Mom, I'm serious. It's 2022.
758
00:35:26,485 --> 00:35:28,420
They do these kinds of
surgeries to kids now.
759
00:35:28,445 --> 00:35:29,779
Yes, I know.
760
00:35:29,879 --> 00:35:31,681
Okay, well, then I'm
gonna go to the doctor,
761
00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,220
and I'm gonna go
get breast implants.
762
00:35:33,248 --> 00:35:34,783
Okay.
763
00:35:35,531 --> 00:35:37,494
Okay, Mom, I'm
going out the door.
764
00:35:37,519 --> 00:35:39,620
Okay, sweetie, be safe.
765
00:35:39,966 --> 00:35:41,267
Gonna go get fake tits now.
766
00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,822
If that's what you want, Eric.
767
00:35:42,922 --> 00:35:45,122
It's not what I want, it's
what you're making me do, Mom.
768
00:35:45,147 --> 00:35:47,644
Okay, honey, well, I love you.
769
00:35:49,928 --> 00:35:52,683
- Okay, well, I'll see you.
- Bye, honey.
770
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:58,068
Gonna go get breast implants.
771
00:35:58,168 --> 00:36:00,612
I'll come pick you
up when you're done.
772
00:36:01,472 --> 00:36:02,745
Cool.
773
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,823
Come on.
774
00:36:25,657 --> 00:36:26,992
Yes?
775
00:36:27,092 --> 00:36:29,560
Hello, we'd like to speak
with Mr. Cussler, please.
776
00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:30,928
For what?
777
00:36:31,104 --> 00:36:33,338
Well, I want to let him
know that my son here
778
00:36:33,363 --> 00:36:36,533
made a streaming deal that
he had no business making.
779
00:36:36,633 --> 00:36:37,700
Didn't you, Stan?
780
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,234
No, technically, no.
781
00:36:39,334 --> 00:36:40,536
Technically what?
782
00:36:40,636 --> 00:36:43,237
I'm afraid Mr. Cussler
can't see you.
783
00:36:43,337 --> 00:36:44,972
Oh, really? Okay, well,
784
00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:48,041
you go and tell him that
it's Karen Marsh, okay?
785
00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:50,176
And that I will talk
to him right now.
786
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:53,212
He can't talk to you
because he's dead.
787
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:54,814
What?
788
00:36:54,914 --> 00:36:57,549
Mr. Cussler's body was
found several hours ago.
789
00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:59,718
He was... attacked
790
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,542
by ManBearPig.
791
00:37:06,723 --> 00:37:08,024
Everyone keep this area clear.
792
00:37:08,124 --> 00:37:09,692
I need casts of the footprints.
793
00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,728
Keep your radios down. We don't
want the press showing up.
794
00:37:12,828 --> 00:37:14,295
What's going on here?
795
00:37:14,396 --> 00:37:15,797
Aw, shit, it's Karen.
796
00:37:17,331 --> 00:37:19,767
Hey, look, my son was in
business with this guy.
797
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,835
You really think he was
killed by ManBearPig?
798
00:37:21,935 --> 00:37:23,269
Take a look for yourself.
799
00:37:23,369 --> 00:37:26,139
Something tore him apart
and shit in his face.
800
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,006
Workers found him
late this morning.
801
00:37:28,106 --> 00:37:29,908
The footprints are
those of a pig,
802
00:37:30,008 --> 00:37:31,385
but the claw marks
are those of a bear,
803
00:37:31,409 --> 00:37:33,778
and the excrement,
clearly that of a man.
804
00:37:35,179 --> 00:37:37,714
Why would ManBearPig
single him out?
805
00:37:37,814 --> 00:37:39,082
Apparently, this Cussler guy
806
00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:41,084
was taking advantage
of the water supply.
807
00:37:41,184 --> 00:37:43,486
ManBearPig must've gotten
some kind of vengeance
808
00:37:43,586 --> 00:37:45,320
for the rich guy's greed.
809
00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:48,490
Oh, no.
810
00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:50,925
Karen? What is it?
811
00:37:52,192 --> 00:37:53,393
Karen?
812
00:37:53,494 --> 00:37:54,828
It's just that...
813
00:37:54,928 --> 00:37:57,830
if ManBearPig was getting
vengeance on Cussler,
814
00:37:57,930 --> 00:38:01,066
would he also want
to come after my son?
815
00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:16,078
Ah, yes. Come on-a in.
816
00:38:16,178 --> 00:38:18,246
It's a-open.
817
00:38:19,482 --> 00:38:21,783
Hello, Pi Pi. Do
you have a minute?
818
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:24,986
Oh, my good friend
from-a Credigree Farm-a.
819
00:38:25,086 --> 00:38:28,288
So nice a-you to
visit. Mwah. Mwah.
820
00:38:28,388 --> 00:38:31,891
Look. Everything going good
for-a Pi Pi water park.
821
00:38:31,991 --> 00:38:34,527
Everyone having fun.
822
00:38:34,627 --> 00:38:37,729
Yes, that's what I came
to talk to you about.
823
00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:39,498
Pi Pi, I'm sorry, but...
824
00:38:39,598 --> 00:38:41,999
I'm going to have to cancel
my streaming service.
825
00:38:42,175 --> 00:38:44,510
What? Cancel-a Pi Pi?
826
00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:47,011
The drought is worse
than everyone thought.
827
00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:49,205
ManBearPig did a lot of
damage this year and...
828
00:38:49,305 --> 00:38:51,540
I don't have enough
water for my crops.
829
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,309
Oh, that's too bad.
830
00:38:54,409 --> 00:38:57,845
It's too bad 'cause
now you fucked, a-huh?
831
00:38:58,701 --> 00:39:00,965
I need my water rights back,
832
00:39:00,990 --> 00:39:02,549
or else my farm won't survive.
833
00:39:02,649 --> 00:39:05,018
Oh, you make-a Pi Pi cry.
834
00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:06,952
What-a you expect-a, huh?
835
00:39:07,052 --> 00:39:09,187
It's a drought everywhere.
836
00:39:09,287 --> 00:39:11,823
Why you think I buy your water?
837
00:39:11,923 --> 00:39:14,959
You can-a suck Pi Pi dick, huh?
838
00:39:15,355 --> 00:39:16,722
Hey, you son of a bitch.
839
00:39:16,747 --> 00:39:18,481
You knew what you were
doing the whole time.
840
00:39:18,506 --> 00:39:20,138
You think I'm just gonna
sit here and take it?
841
00:39:20,162 --> 00:39:21,442
I'll call the
water commissioner.
842
00:39:21,497 --> 00:39:24,233
Oh, no. No, you-you
don't have to call him.
843
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:25,934
He's right here.
844
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,604
Afternoon, pal.
845
00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:33,406
How's the drought treating you?
846
00:39:33,582 --> 00:39:35,783
So, the water
commissioner was working
847
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,343
for you the whole time.
848
00:39:37,443 --> 00:39:39,643
Well, I don't have a problem
kicking both of your asses.
849
00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:44,516
Oh, I'd be a little more
worried about the other guy.
850
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,145
ManBearPig. He's
working for you, too?
851
00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:57,025
Everybody wants to get in
the streaming business.
852
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,603
You're the one who
bought all the properties
853
00:39:58,627 --> 00:39:59,961
on the mountaintop.
854
00:39:59,986 --> 00:40:01,782
You just have it all
figured out, don't you?
855
00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:05,409
Yeah, looks like-a Pi Pi has
it all pretty figured out.
856
00:40:05,587 --> 00:40:08,092
Goddamn it, I'm not gonna
let you...
857
00:40:21,712 --> 00:40:23,814
I'm sorry, Pi Pi can't hear you.
858
00:40:52,670 --> 00:40:54,237
How is he?
859
00:40:54,337 --> 00:40:58,208
I believe he's
coming to, Doctor.
860
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:04,512
Hello, Eric. Just want to let
you know everything went fine.
861
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,364
We're gonna let the
anesthesia wear off
862
00:41:06,389 --> 00:41:08,324
a little more, and then
we can let you go home.
863
00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:12,052
Okay. Um, cool.
864
00:41:12,152 --> 00:41:13,686
Well,
you did it, Eric.
865
00:41:13,786 --> 00:41:15,955
I hope you're happier now.
866
00:41:16,055 --> 00:41:18,124
They all said you
were very insistent.
867
00:41:18,224 --> 00:41:20,158
That you said you'd
cancel them if they didn't
868
00:41:20,258 --> 00:41:22,069
put breast implants
in one of us.
869
00:41:22,405 --> 00:41:23,961
I-I...
870
00:41:24,061 --> 00:41:26,063
I-I have fake tits?
871
00:41:28,364 --> 00:41:30,033
They said that tube
872
00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:32,368
is for draining blood while
the swelling goes down.
873
00:41:32,468 --> 00:41:36,338
Your breasts are swollen now
as a reaction to the implants.
874
00:41:36,438 --> 00:41:39,607
Okay, well, now that you
see how serious I was,
875
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:41,208
what're you gonna do now?
876
00:41:41,308 --> 00:41:44,277
I'm gonna go down and get
some grocery shopping done.
877
00:41:45,245 --> 00:41:46,312
Mom?
878
00:41:46,412 --> 00:41:48,756
I will go to school like this.
879
00:41:49,081 --> 00:41:51,631
You're gonna have to
give in at some point.
880
00:41:52,251 --> 00:41:53,733
Mom?
881
00:41:57,588 --> 00:41:59,880
Well, have you guys
seen Butters or Cartman?
882
00:41:59,905 --> 00:42:01,934
- What the hell is going on?
- I don't know, but we have
883
00:42:01,959 --> 00:42:03,536
a lot of boats to make,
and recess is almost over.
884
00:42:03,561 --> 00:42:04,762
You guys. You guys.
885
00:42:04,787 --> 00:42:06,328
There you are.
What's wrong dude?
886
00:42:06,428 --> 00:42:10,165
Um, we need to stop making
stuff for streaming services.
887
00:42:10,415 --> 00:42:11,482
What're you talking about?
888
00:42:11,507 --> 00:42:13,208
It's all getting really weird.
889
00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:16,003
The guy we made the deal
with? He was killed.
890
00:42:16,178 --> 00:42:17,379
He was killed?
891
00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,739
I think we got
greedy. I got greedy.
892
00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:21,984
We should've never gotten
involved in the streaming wars.
893
00:42:22,008 --> 00:42:23,776
They've upset the
balance of nature.
894
00:42:23,876 --> 00:42:25,131
Hey, whoa, whoa, Stan.
895
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,860
We weren't greedy, okay?
896
00:42:26,885 --> 00:42:28,387
We made the money
for a good reason.
897
00:42:28,412 --> 00:42:29,413
Yeah, dude. Don't forget,
898
00:42:29,438 --> 00:42:31,040
everything we did
was for a good cause.
899
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,545
You guys.
900
00:42:32,975 --> 00:42:34,204
You guys, something
901
00:42:34,229 --> 00:42:35,888
is seriously wrong with my mom.
902
00:42:36,573 --> 00:42:38,443
She's acting crazy.
903
00:42:38,788 --> 00:42:41,623
Are any of your parents
acting weird at all?
904
00:42:41,724 --> 00:42:45,026
Hey, fellas, are we making more
boats for the... Whoa, hello!
905
00:42:45,201 --> 00:42:47,202
Jesus, what happened
to you, Eric?
906
00:42:47,302 --> 00:42:49,304
Okay, okay, fine. I was hoping
907
00:42:49,329 --> 00:42:50,864
everyone would just be cool,
908
00:42:50,964 --> 00:42:53,666
but I guess we need to talk
about the elephants in the room.
909
00:42:53,766 --> 00:42:55,434
This was not a choice.
910
00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,202
You guys, I...
911
00:42:57,302 --> 00:43:00,205
I live in a hot dog, okay?
912
00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:02,306
And all I want is
to have a real home,
913
00:43:02,406 --> 00:43:04,675
and a room that is mine
to sleep in at night.
914
00:43:04,775 --> 00:43:06,110
To... Is something funny, Clyde?
915
00:43:08,277 --> 00:43:09,913
Yeah, it's real funny.
916
00:43:10,013 --> 00:43:11,523
If I were you guys,
I'd be super pissed
917
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:13,291
at my mom because you
worked hard for this money.
918
00:43:13,315 --> 00:43:15,017
All right, Cartman,
stop fucking around.
919
00:43:15,117 --> 00:43:16,384
Obviously, those aren't real.
920
00:43:16,484 --> 00:43:19,086
I didn't say they're
real. They're not real.
921
00:43:19,186 --> 00:43:20,988
They're silicone implants
surgically inserted
922
00:43:21,088 --> 00:43:22,422
under the chest muscle.
923
00:43:22,522 --> 00:43:24,066
Nobody believes you
actually got fake tits.
924
00:43:24,090 --> 00:43:25,491
These are real fake tits.
925
00:43:25,591 --> 00:43:28,260
Kenny, feel them.
Go on. feel them.
926
00:43:33,765 --> 00:43:35,166
Those are fucking real, dude.
927
00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:36,666
- What?
- Thank you, Kenny.
928
00:43:36,767 --> 00:43:38,611
Now, if we can all get our
minds off fucking boobs
929
00:43:38,635 --> 00:43:40,871
for a second, something's
happened to my mom.
930
00:43:40,971 --> 00:43:43,410
Mom?
Mom, what's wrong?
931
00:43:43,943 --> 00:43:46,316
Mom, slow down, I
can't understand you.
932
00:43:47,776 --> 00:43:49,577
What do you mean Dad is missing?
933
00:43:50,513 --> 00:43:51,918
See?
934
00:43:56,266 --> 00:43:58,868
I want to congratulate
you, Pi Pi.
935
00:43:58,893 --> 00:44:01,294
It appears you've won
the streaming wars.
936
00:44:01,863 --> 00:44:05,285
And I want to thank-a
you for your service.
937
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,606
It's been-a nice
working with you.
938
00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:10,094
You think it's over?
939
00:44:10,496 --> 00:44:12,065
You're gonna need
me more than ever.
940
00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:15,298
Oh, but, uh, but I have-a
everything I need now.
941
00:44:15,398 --> 00:44:16,871
Water?
942
00:44:17,632 --> 00:44:19,668
You silly little guy.
943
00:44:19,769 --> 00:44:22,470
You really think you
own all the water now?
944
00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:25,206
You know who actually
owns the water?
945
00:44:25,306 --> 00:44:27,107
The State of Colorado.
946
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,338
Every drop that
rains from the sky.
947
00:44:29,363 --> 00:44:31,995
Your little water rights won't
mean anything when Arizona
948
00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:34,814
comes knocking, when Kansas
wants all their water.
949
00:44:34,914 --> 00:44:37,382
Oh, no. You make-a Pi Pi worry.
950
00:44:37,557 --> 00:44:40,637
You're gonna need me
for a long time, buddy.
951
00:44:41,051 --> 00:44:43,587
You know who really
own the water?
952
00:44:43,687 --> 00:44:44,922
Nobody.
953
00:44:45,022 --> 00:44:46,189
Now, the people a Denver,
954
00:44:46,289 --> 00:44:48,191
they think they have-a
plenty of water,
955
00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:50,593
so they gonna go and use it all.
956
00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:53,717
And when all the
water is-a gone,
957
00:44:53,926 --> 00:44:57,498
there's only one thing
left for people to use.
958
00:44:57,598 --> 00:45:01,667
The one thing that-a Pi Pi
have more than everybody, huh?
959
00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:07,739
No, no, no. It's good.
It's completely safe.
960
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,621
Just a little salty, eh?
961
00:45:10,306 --> 00:45:12,285
You're planning on selling piss?
962
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,278
It's-a, it's-a destiny.
963
00:45:14,453 --> 00:45:16,488
All the fresh water go bye-bye.
964
00:45:16,663 --> 00:45:19,599
Everybody gonna have to
wash their clothes in pee.
965
00:45:19,624 --> 00:45:22,226
Brush their teeth in pee, no?
966
00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:24,620
And who has the most pee
967
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,687
in all the land-a?
968
00:45:26,788 --> 00:45:29,257
Only a psychopath would
speed up climate change
969
00:45:29,357 --> 00:45:30,891
for his own profit.
970
00:45:30,991 --> 00:45:34,228
Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig,
971
00:45:34,328 --> 00:45:37,910
eventually, he gonna
kill everybody.
972
00:45:38,264 --> 00:45:40,902
He just gonna kill you first.
973
00:46:00,781 --> 00:46:03,517
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
974
00:46:06,019 --> 00:46:09,755
♪ All you want to do is use me ♪
975
00:46:12,925 --> 00:46:15,426
♪ Uh-huh, but my answer ♪
976
00:46:18,140 --> 00:46:21,675
♪ Yeah, to all
that use me stuff ♪
977
00:46:25,001 --> 00:46:27,570
♪ I-I-I, yes, I want ♪
978
00:46:27,670 --> 00:46:29,437
♪ To spread the news ♪
979
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,773
♪ That if it feels this
good getting used ♪
980
00:46:31,874 --> 00:46:34,209
♪ Oh, you just keep
on using me... ♪
981
00:46:37,776 --> 00:46:40,379
♪ Until you use me up ♪
982
00:46:43,609 --> 00:46:46,878
♪ Until you use me up ♪
983
00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:53,724
♪ My brother ♪
984
00:46:56,359 --> 00:46:57,627
♪ Sit me right down ♪
985
00:46:57,727 --> 00:47:00,262
♪ And he talked to me ♪
986
00:47:02,771 --> 00:47:04,406
♪ Uh-huh ♪
987
00:47:04,431 --> 00:47:06,773
♪ And I want to
spread the news ♪
988
00:47:06,798 --> 00:47:09,203
♪ That if it feels this
good getting used ♪
989
00:47:09,303 --> 00:47:13,373
♪ Girl, you just
keep on using me ♪
990
00:47:14,984 --> 00:47:17,811
♪ Until you use me up ♪
991
00:47:20,578 --> 00:47:23,680
♪ Until you use me up ♪
992
00:47:27,805 --> 00:47:30,743
♪ They keep trying to tell me ♪
993
00:47:33,243 --> 00:47:36,980
♪ All you want to do is use me ♪
994
00:47:39,535 --> 00:47:42,471
♪ Uh-huh, but my answer ♪
995
00:47:42,571 --> 00:47:44,839
♪ Uh-huh ♪
996
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:49,159
♪ Yeah, to all
that use me stuff ♪
997
00:47:52,061 --> 00:47:55,997
♪ I-I-I, yes, I want
to spread the news ♪
998
00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:59,285
♪ That if it feels this
good getting used ♪
999
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:03,213
♪ Oh, you just
keep on using me. ♪
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