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- Ready?
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- Yeah.
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We'll be fine.
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Check out the poster. Fancy.
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Thank you so much for coming out tonight
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to launch Melissa Baines'
second collection of essays,
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Fit for Purpose.
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I know I'm biased, but I can promise you
this is a really special book
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from one of our foremost writers.
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A writer The Irish Times has called,
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"Exquisitely irreverent."
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Melissa Baines.
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Thank you, Lucy. Thank you, everyone.
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When my grandfather died...
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Thank you.
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So, what do you think?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, it was, um--
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They look good together, don't they?
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- I mean, they're a good-looking couple.
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- They look right.
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If I was in a burning building
and it was only me, Nick, and Melissa,
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he'd save her, wouldn't he?
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- I don't know, Frances.
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- It's just a hypothetical question.
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- Okay, I'm gonna go get a copy.
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♪ pop music playing over speakers ♪
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- Come here.
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- Is it difficult?
- Yes.
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- I think so.
- Hi, Frances.
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- Hi.
- Hi, lovely.
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- Oh, my gosh.
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- Hey.
- How are you?
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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Well, it's over at least.
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Where's Bobbi?
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- Uh, she's just buying a copy.
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Melissa. That was amazing.
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- Thank you.
- More wine?
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How are you?
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- I'm good, thanks, Ev.
- Thank you.
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It's lovely to see you again.
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- You too.
- So how have you been?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, man. Great turnout.
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Yeah, it's pretty good crowd.
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Wine isn't bad either.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Nick, you look so well.
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You've still got
that Croatian glow about you.
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Melissa seems really happy.
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You both do. Well done, man.
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- That whole experience.
- Show us some time.
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- Where at?
- Hey.
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Yeah, more than you think
for that kind of thing.
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Put out fliers at school.
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Yeah. You should come.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How many shows do you do?
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Can you send me a link or something?
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- Yeah, I could send you a link.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Don't fucking use me, Frances.
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For the show,
do you have a link or something?
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I don't know...
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Gently, gently, gently, gently.
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Oh, hey. Hi.
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You're flatmates.
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- Uh, yeah.
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This is Frances.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Uh, we didn't get
to meet properly. I'm Emer.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm just gonna go to bed.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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So you're doing English, right?
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Cool.
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And, um, are you in players or debating
or anything like that?
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- No. Why?
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- It's just you had
a photo of you on stage, on your profile.
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- Sorry, yeah. Um... I do.
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Spoken words, uh...
uh, with my friend sometimes, but, um--
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- Well, I quite like
poetry myself, actually.
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- Oh, yeah? Okay.
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Uh, who are you into?
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Well, Heaney, of course.
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- Of course.
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- And I, I love Yates.
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Uh, my grandfather has--
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It's like a signed letter
from Yates in his home.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's pretty cool.
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- Hmm. If there is one thing
you can say for fascism,
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it had some good poets.
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- Yeah, well, early Yates
is hardly fascist, is he?
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Not like the romantic stuff.
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- Do you like any poets
that aren't on the Leaving Cert?
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Uh--
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And you're studying medicine?
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- I am. Yep.
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- Have you started doing placement
and stuff like that yet or--
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- Placement, yeah.
Uh, yeah, we had a few--
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So, you know,
my dog comes bounding on over
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to the little dog, the poor lad,
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like, his whole face
went completely white,
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and... and I was there
just giggling away to myself.
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Like, I found the whole thing hilar--
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- Where do you live?
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- Yeah?
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- That looks disgusting.
- Mm.
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- So where were you last night then?
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You came in late.
- Just in town.
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- Who were you out with?
- No one you'd know.
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I went on a Tinder date.
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- Really?
- Hmm.
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- When did you get on Tinder?
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What'd you write in your bio?
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Okay, it doesn't matter.
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It was stupid.
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Bobbi brought someone home
after the book launch.
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Let's hear about that.
- Oh.
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- The bartender.
- Emer.
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- She introduced me as her flatmate.
- I did not.
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- So how's living with your ex?
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- Yeah, well, Frances has
a secret boyfriend, so it's fine.
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Oh, yeah?
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Who is it?
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Was it that Tinder guy?
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No?
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Alright, rude. Don't tell me.
- I was just joking.
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- I'm very confused.
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- It's Nick.
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- Nick--
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What, Melissa's Nick?
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Yeah.
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- Is this a joke?
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- I've been sleeping with Nick.
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- Right. Wow. Okay. Uh, he's married.
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- Oh, don't be a moralist, Philip.
That's all we need.
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Does Melissa know?
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Is he gonna leave her?
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- I doubt it.
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- Didn't think you'd let someone
take advantage of you like that.
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That came out wrong.
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Hey. Uh, sorry if I sounded judgmental.
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I'm just a bit surprised, that's all.
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- Yeah, I know, it's fine.
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- Okay. I'll see you tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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- See you, Bobbi.
- See ya.
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Four minutes away.
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- Do you think I'm being
taken advantage of, too?
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Am I just being a complete fucking idiot?
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- Philip doesn't see the whole picture.
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And ultimately, Nick's responsible
for his marriage.
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- Thanks for saying that.
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- But, Frances?
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I don't know, lately I feel like
I'm watching you disappear.
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Hey, it's just me.
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Just wanted to see
if you wanna come out here tomorrow.
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Um, let me know.
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You left early the other night.
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- Yeah.
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I just had work to do.
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And... you were busy with your wife.
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- I was.
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It was her night.
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I know.
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She was good.
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Yeah, I thought so too.
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- I slept with a guy I met on Tinder.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Do you mind?
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- You can sleep with other people
if you want to.
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I know.
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- Who is he?
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A med student who loved Yates.
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- Is that bad?
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- I practically had to stop him from
reciting The Lake Isle of Innisfree.
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- Wow, I feel terrible
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for you having young men
recite verse to you in bars.
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- And the sex wasn't good.
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- Well, of course, no one who likes Yates
is actually capable of human intimacy.
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- Do you think I'm being superior?
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- I don't know, Frances,
I didn't meet him.
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Can we go upstairs?
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No, you-- You can't do this, Frances.
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You can't just take it out on me
whenever you feel bad.
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- What am I doing?
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- That's not--
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How would you feel if I were
sleeping with other women
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and then coming to your house
to go on about it?
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- You're married.
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- Yeah, I know that.
- Jesus.
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- Does the fact that I'm married
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mean you can just treat me
however you want?
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- I can't believe you're acting
like you're the injured party.
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You said you were gonna
tell Melissa about us,
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what happened to that?
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What do you think it's like for me
having to pretend all the time?
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- I don't think that part
really bothers you that much.
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- Sorry?
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- I said that I wanted
to tell her, and I will.
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But I think you'd just
like to see us fighting.
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- If-if that's what you think of me,
why are we even doing this?
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What are you doing?
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- I'm getting dressed so I can leave.
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Okay.
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Frances, look--
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The problem
isn't that you're married, Nick!
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The problem's that I'm in love with you
and you obviously don't feel the same!
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Fuck you.
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♪ Peach, Plum, Pear by Joanna Newsom
playing over earphones ♪
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♪ We speak in the store,
I'm a sensitive bore ♪
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♪ You seem markedly more and I'm-- ♪
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♪ We speak in the store,
I'm a sensitive bore ♪
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♪ You seem markedly more
and I'm oozing surprise ♪
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Bobbi?
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♪ But it's late in the day ♪
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♪ And you're well on your way ♪
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♪ What was golden went gray ♪
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♪ And I'm suddenly shy ♪
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♪ So, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na, na-na,
na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
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After we broke up,
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I didn't cut holes into my skin
like I might have done.
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It just didn't seem necessary.
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I hurt enough as it was.
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And besides, my head was too full of her.
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♪
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