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HEY, BERG, CHECK OUT
WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL.
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IT'S MY COMPANY BONUS.
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PETE, I'M REALLY TIRED.
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I'VE JUST COME OFF
A DOUBLE SHIFT, AND...
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I JUST DON'T CARE.
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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SOMEWHERE THERE'S
A DANCING HIPPO
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WITHOUT A COMPLETE COSTUME.
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THIS IS THE THANKS
I GET FOR BEING
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THE TOP MASCARA
SALESMAN AT EARTH GLOW?
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IT'S PERFECT, ALL RIGHT?
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THE WEATHERMAN
SAID THAT LATER TODAY
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IT WOULD BE RAINING... MEN!
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HEY, GUYS, I VOLUNTEERED TO
READ TO THE KIDS AT THE HOSPITAL,
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SO CAN I BORROW YOUR
COMIC-BOOK COLLECTION?
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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COME ON, SHAR,
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YOU KNOW THOSE AREN'T
INSURED FOR TRAVEL.
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OKAY, I'LL JUST LOOK INTO
THEIR SWEET, INNOCENT EYES
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AND TELL THEM, "SORRY,
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THERE ARE NO STORIES
FOR STORY TIME TODAY."
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
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OH! OH! OH! I KNOW!
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I'LL TELL THEM THE STORY
OF THE TWO SELFISH LOSERS
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ON THE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN TO HELL!
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YOU KNOW, WE ARE NOT
GOING TO HELL, OKAY?
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I HEAL KIDS.
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AND PETE? WELL... I
AM NOT GOING TO HELL.
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YOU GUYS ARE SO LUCKY, YOU KNOW?
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YOU HELP PEOPLE.
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I SELL STUPID MAKEUP TO
STUPID-MAKEUP WEARERS.
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HEY, I WEAR MAKEUP.
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YOU HELP PEOPLE.
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I HELP UGLY PEOPLE.
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HELLO!
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YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN
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A COUPLE OF MONTHS INTO
EVERY NEW JOB YOU GET.
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YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.
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YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T ALL
HAVE FULFILLING WORK.
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YOU KNOW, THE WORLD
NEEDS DRONES, TOO.
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I AM NOT A DRONE!
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I CAN HAVE FULFILLING WORK.
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I'M GONNA GET A JOB
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THAT'S MEANINGFUL
AND THAT HELPS SOCIETY.
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YOU GO, PINK-UMBRELLA MAN!
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HEY, BERG, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING BACK HERE?
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I THOUGHT YOU JUST GOT
OFF OF A 12-HOUR SHIFT.
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PEOPLE DIE 24
HOURS A DAY, ASHLEY.
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THAT'S THE HELL I LIVE WITH.
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TIME MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
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SO, YOU'RE NOT JUST DOING
IT TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET
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YOUR DRUNKEN DISPLAY
AT THE BACHELOR AUCTION.
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THAT WAS 127 HOURS
AGO. GET OVER IT.
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HEY, PAGING DR. STOLI!
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HELLO, GERM.
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HEY, GUESS WHO I AM.
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"HEY, DOES ANYONE WANT
TO BID ON THIS GREEN APPLE?"
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SO, HOW'D YOUR DATE GO
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WITH THAT DUDE WHO BOUGHT
YOU FOR 100 BONES, MAN?
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I LIKE DAVE AS A FRIEND.
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DR. BERGEN, I SEE YOU
SIGNED UP FOR ANOTHER SHIFT.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET
YOUR GREEN APPLE IN GEAR?
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MAN, WHY ARE YOU
ALWAYS BAD-MOUTHING HER?
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SHE'S FUNNY.
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HEY! THERE YOU ARE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I JUST HAD A PHYSICAL.
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SO I WAS WRONG.
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YOU COULD PAY
SOMEONE TO TOUCH YOU.
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OH, OH, OH!
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ASHLEY, UM...
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YOU HAVE SOMETHING
UGLY ON YOUR SHOULDERS.
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WHAT WAS THE PHYSICAL FOR?
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I'M FINALLY PUTTING
MY LIFE TOGETHER.
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I'VE DECIDED I'M GONNA PURSUE
THE THING I WANTED TO DO
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EVER SINCE I WAS A KID...
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THE THING THAT I DREAMED ABOUT!
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BERG, ASHLEY... I'M
GONNA BE A FIREMAN.
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PETE, THAT IS GREAT.
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LISTEN, I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME MORE,
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BUT I'M LATE FOR
ASTRONAUT SCHOOL.
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PETE, YOU CAN'T
JUST BE A FIREMAN.
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THERE'S A CIVIL-SERVICE EXAM,
AND IT REQUIRES TRAINING...
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NOT TO MENTION AT
LEAST SOME COURAGE.
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ASHLEY, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
I ALREADY PASSED MY PHYSICAL,
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AND I TALKED TO A GUY
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ABOUT VOLUNTEERING
AT THE FIRE STATION.
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SO, NOW...
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WE'RE ALL IN THE
FAMILY OF SAVING LIVES.
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AND THERE'S THE GARAGE
WHERE WE KEEP THE FIRE ENGINES.
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YES! YOU HAVE THE RED TRUCKS!
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BECAUSE SOME TRUCKS
ARE YELLOW NOW.
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I DON'T LIKE THE YELLOW ONES.
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PETE!
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MEET BRUNO, JIMMY, AND MICK.
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GUYS, THIS IS PETE'S FIRST DAY.
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HEY-YA!
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HEY.
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AND THIS IS SCORCH.
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OH, SCORCH! WHAT A GREAT NAME!
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IT'S SO, UM... IRONIC.
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YEAH, WE'RE ALL POETS.
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UH... ARE YOU WEARING
PERFUME, SON?
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OH, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S FROM MY DAY
JOB. I WORK AT...
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THE SAWMILL.
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IT'S... IT'S DOWNWIND FROM
THE ESTéE LAUDER... MILL.
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A WORD OF ADVICE...
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THESE GUYS ARE AWAY
FROM THEIR WIVES A LOT.
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WATCH YOUR BACK.
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AND HERE'S WHERE WE
STORE OUR EQUIPMENT.
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AND HERE'S YOUR VERY OWN PEG.
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IS THAT MY HELMET?
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PRETTY EXCITING,
ISN'T IT? TRY IT ON, SON.
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JIMMY, GET THE CAMERA.
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THANK YOU.
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THAT NEVER GETS OLD!
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YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT?
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IT'S LIKE AN INITIATION. IT
MEANS I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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LOOK, SIR, I'M JUST
SO HAPPY TO BE HERE.
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AND MAYBE SOMEDAY SOON,
I'LL BE SLIDING DOWN THAT POLE
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AND RIDING ON THAT
TRUCK WITH YOU GUYS.
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WELL...
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YOU CAN SLIDE DOWN
THAT POLE RIGHT NOW.
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REALLY?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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MEN, THIS IS PETE'S FIRST
SLIDE INTO THE MOUTH OF FIRE,
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HIS WELCOME TO THE RANKS
OF HEROES AND LEGENDS.
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LET HER RIP, PETE.
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Pete: YES, SIR, IT'S LIKE...
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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YES, SIR!!
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WHO-O-O!
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WHOO! YEAH!
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WHAT?
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COULD I DO IT AGAIN?
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OH, IT'S GREAT. I LOVE
READING TO THE KIDS.
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THEIR EYES ARE JUST
SO WIDE AND TRUSTING.
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THAT'S THE DEMEROL.
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VOLUNTEERING AT THE HOSPITAL
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IS THE BEST THING
I'VE EVER DONE.
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I DON'T KNOW. MY LIFE
JUST SEEMS SO FULL.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO IT, SHARON.
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YOU SPEND EIGHT
HOURS AT ADMISSIONS,
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YOU ORGANIZE ALL OF
THE HOSPITAL FUNDRAISERS,
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THEN YOU READ TO THE
KIDS IN THE CHILDREN'S WARD,
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AND YOU'RE PLANNING
YOUR OWN WEDDING.
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OOH! THAT'S COMING UP, ISN'T IT?
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LET ME GET THIS OUT OF
YOUR WAY, DR. WALKER.
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LET'S CLEAR SOME
SPACE FOR MISS HOTTIE.
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EXCUSE ME, WASN'T I
MISS HOTTIE THIS MORNING?
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OH, BOY. CATFIGHT OVER THE GERM.
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GERM, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE WEARING A HAIRNET?
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I AM.
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IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO
PULL MY HAIR THROUGH IT.
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HEY... I HOPE YOU WIN. RRR!
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MORNING, LOU.
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MORNING, DR. BOURBON...
I MEAN, BERGEN.
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MY MISTAKE.
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HEH HEH HEH. THAT'S FUNNY.
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I JUST MOPPED OVER THERE,
SO WATCH YOUR 12 STEPS, HUH?
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OH, THAT'S HILARIOUS!
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YOU MISSED A SPOT.
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BERG, MAN, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
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YOU REALLY GOT TO
PRESENT YOURSELF BETTER.
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OH, YOU DON'T LIKE THIS? I
WAS GOING FOR THE GERM LOOK.
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MAN, IT'S NOT A LOOK, ALL RIGHT?
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GERM IS AN ATTITUDE.
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BERG, YOU'RE EXHAUSTED.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME?
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NO, I AM NOT GOING HOME
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UNTIL I WIN BACK THE RESPECT
OF THE OTHER DOCTORS.
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BERG, YOU CAN'T JUST EARN
BACK THEIR RESPECT OVERNIGHT.
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YOU WERE TANKED. IT
COULD TAKE MONTHS.
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I MEAN, EVEN THE GUYS IN
DETOX ARE MAKING FUN OF YOU.
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Johnny: HEY, SHARON!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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YOU FORGOT TO SEND THE
DEPOSIT FOR THE RECEPTION BAND,
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SO THEY CANCELED.
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BABY, I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU,
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BUT I HAVE A MEETING
IN 10 MINUTES.
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WELL, THE CATERER ALSO CALLED.
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HE SAID IF WE DON'T
DECIDE ON SALMON TODAY,
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WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK WITH SCROD.
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SCROD'S A FUNNY WORD.
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I'M PUNCHY.
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HONEY, UM... I CAN'T
DO THIS ON MY OWN.
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I'M SORRY, BUT I HAVE
TO GO TO THIS MEETING...
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SCROD!
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I'M A MESS. I'M GOING HOME.
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ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
STOP EATING!
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SEVERAL DOCTORS
HAVE GOTTEN SICK,
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AND WE'VE TRACED IT BACK
TO THE CREAMED CORN.
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WHAT?
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I HAD SOME OF THE CREAMED
CORN. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?
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YOU'LL NEVER EAT IT
AGAIN, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE
GONNA BE SHORT-HANDED,
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SO I'M GONNA NEED
EVERY AVAILABLE DOCTOR
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TO WORK FOR AT LEAST
THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
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DR. PEEL, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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YOU GO HOME.
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WHY? I DIDN'T EAT
THE CREAMED CORN.
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FORGET IT!
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YOU'VE ALREADY PULLED
TWO DOUBLE SHIFTS.
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AND I'LL PULL TWO MORE.
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IF NEED BE, I'LL WORK
FROM NOW UNTIL THURSDAY.
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TODAY'S THURSDAY.
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DAMN IT! I'M A DOCTOR,
NOT A CALENDAR!
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YOU NEED ME.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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YES.
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OKAY. YOU, DR. WALKER, TO E.R.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WHAT A BREAK!
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DOCTORS EARN THEIR
REPUTATION IN CRISES. LET'S GO.
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BERG, IS THIS SERIOUS?
AM I GONNA BE REALLY SICK?
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I SURE HOPE SO, SWEETHEART.
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OH, GOD! OH, I'M DYING.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
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NOW YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE
INTO THAT WEDDING DRESS.
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REALLY?
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YAY! Oh!
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ALL RIGHT, PATIENT HOTTIE,
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LET'S GET YOU IN
THAT BACKLESS GOWN.
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BERG!
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DR. BERGEN, THE PATIENT
IN THE CORNER HAS...
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CHEST PAINS.
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I KNOW. HIS HEART IS FINE.
IT'S AN ANXIETY ATTACK.
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I SANG HIM A LITTLE SONG
AND TOLD HIM HE MATTERS.
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GOOD.
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GOT ROOM?
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00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,409
THERE ARE PATIENTS JAMMED
UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAY.
233
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,044
I'M SO TIRED I CAN
BARELY SEE STRAIGHT.
234
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,546
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP GOING.
235
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,470
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE I'M IN A ZONE.
236
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,071
EVERYTHING I'VE
LEARNED AS A DOCTOR
237
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,139
IS FINALLY KICKING IN.
238
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,840
IT'S ALL NATURAL, REFLEXIVE...
239
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,776
I..AM... A HEALING MACHINE.
240
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,579
CHESTER, I'M OPEN!
241
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,554
OKAY, JUST TO CLARIFY...
242
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,957
WE DON'T GO ON
THOSE WALKS FOR ME.
243
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,560
HOW'S IT GOING?
244
00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:11,974
OH, IT'S GOING GREAT.
I DID THE DISHES,
245
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,798
I MOPPED THE FLOOR,
AND THE LAUNDRY'S DONE.
246
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,899
GOOD JOB.
247
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,080
SIR, I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO ASK YOU...
248
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,416
WHEN AM I GONNA DO
REAL FIREMEN STUFF?
249
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,108
BECAUSE SO FAR... MY
MOTHER WAS A FIREMAN.
250
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,410
WE'RE FIREFIGHTERS.
251
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:30,348
NO, YOU'RE A FIREFIGHTER.
I'M MR. BELVEDERE.
252
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,785
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
253
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,565
THIS JUST ISN'T
WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.
254
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,601
I WANTED TO MAKE A
DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD.
255
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,868
I WANTED TO HELP PEOPLE.
256
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,325
NO. YOU SIGNED UP BECAUSE
257
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,494
YOU WANTED TO PUT
ON YOUR BIG BOOTS
258
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,828
AND RIDE ON THE TRUCK
259
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,165
AND WAVE AT ALL
THE PRETTY GIRLS.
260
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,999
WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
261
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,368
YOU'RE JUST A VOLUNTEER.
262
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,737
THOSE MEN ALL EARNED THE RIGHT
TO LAY THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE,
263
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,406
BY DOING THE SAME DIRTY WORK
264
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,041
THAT YOU'RE DOING NOW.
265
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,877
SO IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, I
CAN GET ANOTHER VOLUNTEER
266
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:03,181
WHO'S SEVEN YEARS YOUNGER
AND DOESN'T BALL UP THE SOCKS!
267
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,616
IT KILLS THE ELASTIC.
268
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,852
COME ON, MEN!
269
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:13,023
OKAY, REMEMBER, GUYS,
WHEN YOU COME BACK,
270
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,025
DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER.
271
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:19,063
AND DON'T EAT ANYTHING!
I'M MAKING SOMETHING!
272
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,671
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I
DON'T SEE THEM TAKING YOU.
273
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:30,441
COME ON, SCORCH!
274
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,681
"AND THEN CURIOUS GEORGE
SHRUGGED AND SAID..."
275
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,716
Oh!
276
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,954
"'I'M NOT CURIOUS
ANYMORE.'" THE END.
277
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,967
YAY! YAY! YAY!
278
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,670
BEN, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO PICK A STORY.
279
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,527
THANK YOU.
280
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:53,030
"GREEN EGGS AND HAM"... Oh!
281
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:56,434
HEY, HOW YOU FEELING?
282
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,668
OH, BETTER.
283
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,571
'CAUSE I NEED TO TALK ABOUT
THESE FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS.
284
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,608
BABY, THIS IS NOT A GOOD
TIME. IT'S STORY TIME.
285
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,177
OH. WELL, I GOT A STORY. YOU
WANT TO HEAR A SCARY STORY?
286
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,557
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
287
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,515
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
288
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,618
ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS PRINCESS.
289
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,287
AND SHE WAS BETROTHED
TO THE MOST PATIENT PRINCE
290
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,622
OF THEM ALL.
291
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,790
THEY WERE TO HAVE THE
MOST BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
292
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,024
IN ALL THE REALM,
293
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,904
BUT THE PRINCESS FORGOT
TO SEND IN THE DEPOSIT
294
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,295
FOR THE TRAVELING MINSTREL,
295
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,130
SO THEY BOOKED A
BAR MITZVAH INSTEAD.
296
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,233
AHH!
297
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,903
BUT WHAT THE PRINCE DIDN'T
KNOW IS THAT WITHIN HIM
298
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,039
RESIDES THE MAGICAL
POWER OF FREE WILL.
299
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,353
AND WITH THIS POWER,
300
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,857
HE CAN MAKE DECISIONS
ON HIS VERY OWN!
301
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,514
THE PRINCE WAS ALSO VERY WISE.
302
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,216
NOW, HE KNEW IF THE PRINCESS
DIDN'T LIKE HIS DECISIONS,
303
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,918
SHE'D HAVE HIM BEHEADED.
304
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,065
LOOK, IF THE PRINCE
EVER WANTS TO BE KING,
305
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,923
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO GROW UP!
306
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,969
AS KING, HE HAD THE PRINCESS
307
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,170
LOCKED IN A TOWER
AND STRUCK MUTE.
308
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,394
SUCKS FOR HER.
309
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,330
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
SUCKS. THIS STORY!
310
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,065
WELL, THE KING DIDN'T LISTEN
TO THE MUTE PRINCESS ANYMORE
311
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,268
AND HE LIVED HAPPILY
EVER AFTER. THE END!
312
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,304
YAY! YAY! YAY!
313
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,007
BROUGHT SOME COFFEE.
314
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,882
GOD, MY THUMB IS KILLING ME
315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,211
FROM GIVING SO MANY INJECTIONS.
316
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,546
YEAH.
317
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,021
I DON'T KNOW HOW JUNKIES DO IT.
318
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,518
OKAY, PEOPLE, THE
CRISIS IS ALMOST OVER,
319
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,921
AND I WANT TO COMPLIMENT
EVERYONE ON THEIR PERFORMANCE.
320
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,860
DR. BERGEN, EXCEPTIONAL
WORK TONIGHT.
321
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,563
YOU SHOWED STRONG LEADERSHIP,
322
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,799
EXCELLENT DECISION-MAKING
AND MEDICAL SKILLS
323
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,999
UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE.
324
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,101
YOU SHOULD BE VERY
PROUD OF YOURSELF.
325
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,282
I FELT LIKE I OWED
IT TO THE HOSPITAL
326
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,617
AFTER WHAT I DID AT THE AUCTION.
327
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,807
NO, NO, NO...
328
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,743
ANCIENT HISTORY, DR. BERGEN.
YOU'RE A GOOD DOCTOR...
329
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,078
BAD DRUNK, BUT A GOOD DOCTOR.
330
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,147
THANK YOU.
331
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,949
NOW, GO HOME.
332
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,918
JUST AFTER I FINISH
WITH THIS PATIENT.
333
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,253
IN THE FUTURE, ASHLEY,
334
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,956
YOUR CHILDREN WILL ASK
WHAT HAPPENED ON THIS DAY,
335
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:02,526
AND YOU'LL SAY, "YES...
HE WAS THAT GOOD."
336
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,527
HUH.
337
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,363
SO, IF I STUCK YOU WITH A PEN,
338
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:09,467
WOULD YOU WHIZ AROUND THE
ROOM AND WIND UP IN THE CORNER?
339
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,440
HOW YOU DOING, MR. COOPER?
340
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,842
MR. COOPER?
341
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,276
MR. COOPER.
342
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,045
OH, MY GOD! HE'S
GOING INTO SHOCK!
343
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,448
I PUT HIM ON A SALINE I.V.
IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE.
344
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,850
HE IS A DIABETIC!
345
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,050
I DIDN'T CHECK HIS CHART!
346
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,052
WE HAVE TO D-50...
ROOM "F." LL TAKE HIM.
347
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,388
NO, NO, YOU WON'T.
348
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,933
I SHOULD HAVE
TRUSTED MY INSTINCTS
349
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,323
AND SENT YOU HOME EARLIER.
350
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,826
NOW GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE.
351
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:01,752
AAH! AAH! MMM.
352
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,888
MMM!
353
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,298
ALL RIGHT!
354
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:18,168
THESE MAKE GREAT OVEN MITTS.
355
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,073
HEY! HEY, BUDDY. WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
356
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,143
WE JUST MOVED IN
ACROSS THE STREET.
357
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,245
ARE YOU A FIREMAN?
358
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,748
AW, THAT'S CUTE.
359
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,085
I'M A FIREFIGHTER.
360
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:37,020
I WANT TO PLAY IN THE TRUCK.
361
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,190
OH. I'M SURE YOU DO.
362
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,761
I'M SURE YOU JUST WANT
TO PUT ON YOUR BIG BOOTS
363
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,564
AND WAVE TO ALL
THE PRETTY GIRLS.
364
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,967
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
365
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,235
THE OVEN'S ON FIRE.
366
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,304
WHAT?
367
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,841
AAH!!
368
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,546
GUESS WHAT?
369
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,483
I FOUGHT MY FIRST FIRE TODAY.
370
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,484
WHERE?
371
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,152
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
372
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,855
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT, BERG.
373
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,290
THERE WAS SMOKE AND
FLAMES EVERYWHERE.
374
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,838
AND WITHOUT A THOUGHT
FOR MY OWN SAFETY,
375
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,260
I RESCUED A SMALL CHILD
376
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,776
FROM THE CLUTCHES
OF THE RED LADY!
377
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:24,034
THAT'S WHAT WE
FIREFIGHTERS CALL FIRE.
378
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,806
GOOD FOR YOU.
379
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,008
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
380
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,110
I NEARLY KILLED A
GUY TODAY, PETE.
381
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,345
WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
382
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,580
YEAH.
383
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,050
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I WAS JUST SO TIRED AND...
384
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,953
WAIT. HOLD ON.
385
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,556
HELLO? YEAH, HOLD ON.
386
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,824
It's Dr. Peel.
387
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:53,397
HEY, DR. PEEL, LISTEN,
I'M REALLY... YEAH.
388
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,299
OH, GOOD!
389
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,735
O-OKAY.
390
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,069
I SEE.
391
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,338
I UNDERSTAND.
392
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,373
BYE.
393
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,708
WELL, WHAT DID SHE SAY?
394
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,709
GOOD NEWS...
395
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,122
THE PATIENT'S
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
396
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,057
THAT'S NOT GOOD
NEWS. IT'S GREAT NEWS!
397
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,792
AND I'VE BEEN SUSPENDED
FROM THE HOSPITAL.
398
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,328
THAT'S NOT GOOD NEWS.
THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD NEWS.
399
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,086
NO, IT'S NOT.
400
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,321
CAN'T YOU APPEAL IT?
401
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,625
WHY? IT'S MY FAULT.
I SCREWED UP.
402
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,705
YOU MADE A MISTAKE. IT HAPPENS.
403
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,296
NO, IT CAN'T... HAPPEN, OKAY?
404
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,465
A DOCTOR ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO END LIVES.
405
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,668
A DOCTOR IS SUPPOSED
TO SAVE LIVES.
406
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,236
DO FIREFIGHTERS START FIRES?
407
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,471
THAT'S A LIE!
408
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,297
OH! THANK GOD IT'S YOU.
I THOUGHT IT WAS GERM.
409
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:05,169
NO, IT'S JUST YOUR PRINCE.
410
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,504
SORRY I STORMED
OUT ON YOU EARLIER.
411
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,974
OH, THAT'S OKAY. YOU
COULD HAVE DONE WORSE.
412
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,369
I THREW UP ON LITTLE JANIE.
413
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,545
I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MAYBE
414
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,514
YOU'RE AVOIDING
THE WEDDING PLANS
415
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,783
'CAUSE YOU WANT TO
AVOID THE WEDDING.
416
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,151
NO!
417
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,989
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOU
DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.
418
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:28,625
OH! OH, COME HERE.
419
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:32,829
LOOK, I'M SORRY I
DUMPED ALL THIS ON YOU.
420
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,299
BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING
OUT OF MARRYING ME.
421
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,700
SO, WE'LL HAVE SCROD.
422
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,303
AND WE'LL GET YOUR COUSIN
ANDY AND HIS ACCORDION
423
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,637
TO PLAY AT THE WEDDING.
424
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:43,140
WHEN HE PUTS THE
CYMBALS BETWEEN HIS KNEES,
425
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,841
HE SOUNDS LIKE A FULL BAND.
426
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,245
OKAY. SO... LET'S
TALK MATCHBOOKS.
427
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280
OH!
428
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:52,383
OKAY, THERE'S
"SHARON AND JOHNNY,"
429
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418
"SHARON AMPERSAND JOHNNY."
430
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,621
IT'S MY FAVORITE...
"SHARON 'N JOHNNY."
431
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,756
OH!
432
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,458
I LOVE YOU.
433
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,830
SHARON?
434
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:07,931
HMM?
435
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,967
THERE'S A KID AT
THE FOOT OF THE BED.
436
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:15,005
BEN... Go back to bed.
437
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,085
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