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What's up, lover?
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Hey, baby.
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Fuck, baby, look at you.
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Hey, baby.
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Holy shit.
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Get in!
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Baby, I love you!
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I love you, lover!
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Fuck.
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Wow, fuck, you are so hot.
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Baby.
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Yeah.
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Ah, I got it.
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Fuck yes.
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Yes.
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Ah, baby.
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I love you so much...
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Whoa!
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Careful, baby.
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Are you okay?
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Don't hurt yourself.
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Yes.
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Fuck, I love you, gorgeous.
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♪ Won't you lock me ♪
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♪ In your heart ♪
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♪ And throw away the key ♪
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♪ 'Cause
I'll love you forever ♪
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Fuck!
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♪ For eternity ♪
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Oh, fuck.
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I wanna fuck you forever.
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I love you so much.
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♪ And love me
tenderly ♪
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I love you.
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♪ ♪
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Whoo!
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Girls night!
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Cheers!
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Mmm.
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You know what?
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I am done with bad boys.
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Here we go.
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I am, I'm so over
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the fights, the drama.
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I've heard this before.
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You know what I want?
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Like, nice, sweet...
regular guy.
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You know, somebody boring.
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Yeah.
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A doctor, lawyer.
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Yes.
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An accountant.
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No, please not an accountant.
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Okay.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
Wouldn't it be so nice?
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I could just like, stay home,
you know,
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cook dinner, watch a movie.
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Just, you know,
chill on the couch.
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With the dogs.
Yes, with my dog
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and my cute, boring
accountant boyfriend.
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Pammy, girl,
that is so what you need.
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I know, I know.
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These rock stars,
actors are fucking crazy.
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All of 'em.
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God, forget it, so not worth it.
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I've been telling you that.
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I am done with self-obsessed.
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Yes.
- And I am done
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with high-maintenance.
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Yes!
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Hallelujah.
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You know what?
From now on,
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bad boys are out,
and good boys are in.
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Yes!
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To accountants!
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Accountants!
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Let's get shots.
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Tequila.
Nope.
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Goldschlager.
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You know what,
the whole fucking club!
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Whoo!
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♪ I feel my heart
and soul ♪
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♪ I feel the beat ♪
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♪ I wish someone will give me ♪
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♪ What I say, what I say ♪
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♪ What I need, I need ♪
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♪ I need, need, need, yeah ♪
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Compliments of Pamela Anderson.
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Who?
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Pamela Anderson.
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♪ What I need,
I need, I need ♪
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♪ You are the man ♪
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♪ Mm-hmm ♪
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♪ You are the man ♪
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♪ The one and only man ♪
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♪ That I need, yeah ♪
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Fuck you, Tommy!
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Oh, yeah, go, Tommy!
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For what?
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It's just this work thing.
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Yes, the producers are
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flyin' out a bunch of, you know,
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syndicators and affiliates
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to this big fancy resort
to schmooze
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and preview the new season.
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And meet Pam Anderson.
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- Yes.
- That too.
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The shit you have to
go through with these guys.
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It's fine.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Get it ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Come on, now ♪
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♪ Huh ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yes, get me.
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Girl.
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Yes.
Yeah.
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Yes, you come to me!
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Yes!
- Yes!
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♪ ♪
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Opa!
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I'm Greek.
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I'm Pam.
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♪ Be my lover,
wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Looking back on all
the time we spent together ♪
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♪ You oughta know by now
if you wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Go ahead and take your time,
boy, you gotta feel secure ♪
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♪ Before I make you mine,
baby, you have to be sure ♪
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♪ You wanna be my lover,
wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ Wanna be my lover ♪
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♪ La da da dee da da da da ♪
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We looked down
and there's this, like,
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long trail of ants
and he just...
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Ants?
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No!
- I shit you not!
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We're, like, yes!
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Whoo!
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Disgusting!
Gross.
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Hey, I gotta go
drain the main vein.
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Okay.
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Pam.
- Yes, yes, yes, what?
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He is trouble.
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Oh, gosh, will you relax?
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No.
- Melanie, please, Melanie.
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Promise me
you're not gonna date him.
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No, of course I'm not
gonna date him, I'm not.
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Promise.
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I am not gonna date him,
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he's just, you know,
he's just funny is all.
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Pammy, no!
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Good boys are in!
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Good boys are in,
good boys are in.
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Good boys are in, I know,
I know that.
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- Okay.
- It's fine.
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I'm not gonna date him.
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Don't date him.
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I am not gonna date him.
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Pinky.
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I'm okay.
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Really, I'm okay.
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Hey.
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It's a very dangerous lot.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Lotta murders.
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I gotta go.
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It's not even 4:00!
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- I know, but...
- I have to see you
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again tomorrow.
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It is tomorrow.
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Perfect, where are we goin'?
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Oh, God, I gotta go.
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I'm, um...
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I'm leaving for work
in a few hours.
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To where?
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Uh, Cancún.
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I fucking love Cancún!
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No, it's for work!
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Not if Tommy's around!
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To... Tommy!
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Tommy, what are you...
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Hey!
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I'm comin'.
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Wha... you are not.
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You are not coming.
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Coming's what I do best.
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- Come on.
- Good night.
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- No, come on, pretty please.
- Tommy.
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- Can I come with you, please?
- Good night, no, no.
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Pretty please with sugar on top?
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With sugar,
some sprinkles, and a cherry?
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No!
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Good night, Tommy.
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Fine.
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Okay, only under one condition.
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What?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Nowhere to run to,
baby ♪
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♪ Nowhere to hide ♪
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♪ Got nowhere to run to,
baby ♪
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Hey, it's me,
you know what to do.
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♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪
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♪ Tommy Lee and his wiener ♪
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♪ Are fucking coming
to Cancún! ♪
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♪ Everywhere I go,
your face I see ♪
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Hey, it's me,
you know what to do.
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Hola, mi amor!
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♪ Nowhere to hide ♪
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Cancún!
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Tommy is coming...
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to Cancún!
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Do not come.
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Pamela!
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Don't.
I am so stoked.
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Tommy, Tommy.
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Come on,
we're gonna have a blast.
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Do not.
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Come.
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I'm fucking coming.
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Goodbye, Tommy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
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Welcome aboard Flight 185.
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- You okay?
- Hmm?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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With your seatbelts fastened.
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Flight attendants,
please prepare for departure.
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♪ ♪
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♪ I'm a woman
who's cried ♪
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♪ And I'm a woman
who's lied ♪
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♪ But I'm a woman who's tried ♪
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♪ And I'm a woman, oh yeah ♪
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♪ Who can make you
feel like a man ♪
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Hi there, how are you?
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Hello, and welcome
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to the Ritz-Carlton,
Ms. Anderson.
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Thank you.
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These are your keys.
What time
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is this thing till?
6:30.
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And these were left for you.
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Oh, my gosh, who is this from?
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Oh, there's a card, open it.
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No, it's probably just a fan.
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Come on, just fucking open it.
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Oh, my God.
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- What does it say?
- I'm opening it.
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Mm-hmm.
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"Here's to a kickass,
unforgettable weekend."
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From?
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Simon.
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And the gang
at ITC Telepictures Worldwide.
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Wow.
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Beautiful.
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Hmm.
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Please welcome Pamela Anderson.
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♪ ♪
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Beautiful.
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Yes, hi.
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How are you?
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Such a pleasure to meet you.
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- How's it going? Hey.
- Ever been to Grand Rapids?
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You are massive there.
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Fred Acters from KDFI.
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Ooh, hi, Fred, nice tie.
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It's such an honor to meet you.
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Wow, you're even prettier
in person.
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Ooh, firm shake, hi.
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James Zellner, Dayton, Ohio.
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Oh, God, there's so many of you.
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It's so exciting.
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We're gonna have
a fun time tonight.
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So I have to ask.
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Mm-hmm?
Is "Baywatch," like,
279
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,817
the best job?
280
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,818
Oh, yeah.
281
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,944
I love it, I get to go
282
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,404
to the beach every day,
it's great.
283
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,780
I understand you're from Canada.
284
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,948
Yes, I am.
285
00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:58,991
I used to work in Calgary.
286
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,242
- Oh, wow.
- CBRT.
287
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,326
Got everything in Calgary.
288
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,619
I hope so.
289
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,329
I was
a station manager up there.
290
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,539
What part are you from?
291
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,707
I'm from Ladysmith.
292
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,791
- Ladysmith.
- Mm-hmm.
293
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,042
Where's that at?
294
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,086
Uh, near Vancouver.
It's pretty small.
295
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,087
Vancouver.
296
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,130
CIVT,
297
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,381
our sister station.
298
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,049
Ah.
- Tell her the Jerry story.
299
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,843
A really funny story
about their transmitter...
300
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,344
I'm sorry, um, Ms. Anderson,
301
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,804
there's a phone call for you.
302
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,889
He says it's urgent.
303
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,015
Oh, who?
304
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,018
A Mr. Wiener?
305
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,522
A Hugh G. Wiener.
306
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,239
Excuse me.
307
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491
Mm-hmm.
308
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,994
Are you crazy?
309
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,621
Kinda, yeah.
310
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,956
How did you find me?
311
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,333
Easy.
312
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,126
Just call every hotel
in the Cancún area.
313
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,628
Oh, my God.
314
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,296
93rd time's the charm.
315
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,672
Well...
316
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,840
you do get points for effort,
317
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135
but you are still not
coming down.
318
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,095
You're right.
319
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,805
'Cause I'm already here.
320
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,848
No, you're not.
321
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,934
I'm here!
322
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,185
What?
323
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,353
You don't believe me?
- Shut up.
324
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,813
Hear that?
325
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,608
That's fucking Mexico.
326
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,569
Hey, what's up, amigos?
327
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,655
Yo soy Tommy Lee!
328
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,783
El mucho sexy drummer
de Motley Crue!
329
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,285
Whoo!
330
00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,204
So where are we all
hangin' tonight?
331
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,247
We all?
332
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,414
Yeah.
333
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,125
You and your girls
and me and my boys.
334
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,877
Your boys?
335
00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,878
Yup.
336
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,213
Come on,
I wasn't gonna come solo.
337
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,756
I didn't want you to think
I was some
338
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,091
crazy psycho stalker.
339
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,010
Huh, wouldn't want that.
340
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,721
So where are we going?
341
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,473
Tommy, I'm here for work.
342
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,641
One drink.
343
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,309
No. I'm at a thing.
344
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,852
And you're bored
out of your skull.
345
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,104
No, I'm not.
346
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,313
You so are.
347
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,399
How do you know?
348
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,486
Kept you on the phone
this long, haven't I?
349
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,321
Figures were going out of range, and...
350
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,322
Yeah, yeah.
351
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,657
So then he says,
352
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,117
"Well, maybe we could attach
a signal boost."
353
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,118
What?
354
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,619
And I'm like, "Jerry,
355
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,121
you couldn't amplify
that sucker enough
356
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,457
to reach Edmonton,
much less Winnipeg!"
357
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,297
I mean, I like the guy.
Classic joke.
358
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,381
I'm sorry, I'll be right back.
359
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,383
Oh, sure.
360
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,096
This man is a stalker.
361
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,431
He's not a stalker.
362
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,307
He followed you to Mexico
against your wishes.
363
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,268
That is the literal definition.
- Yeah, well, you know,
364
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,352
it's not like
I'll be alone with him.
365
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,854
You guys will be there.
366
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,522
I know how
these things start with you.
367
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,108
Oh, it's not like
I even take him seriously,
368
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,359
I'm just, you know.
369
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,652
That's how these things
start with you.
370
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,070
You say you don't
take them seriously,
371
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,780
then you end up dating them
for three years.
372
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,867
Oh, my God, that is so not true!
373
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,202
Scott Baio.
374
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,203
Fine.
375
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,246
One.
376
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,247
Bret Michaels.
377
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,915
David Charvet.
378
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,126
Oh, Melanie, come on,
I'm so not staying in tonight.
379
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,837
Come on, we can make it
a girls night!
380
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,006
Oh, you know what, if we go out,
381
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,175
there's gonna be boys,
so it might as well be them.
382
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,718
Them?
383
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,719
Mm-hmm.
384
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,970
Oh, hell no.
385
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,806
Pam!
386
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:17,272
♪ ♪
387
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,776
♪ Don't try
to love me ♪
388
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,030
♪ Just love me ♪
389
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,365
♪ Don't try to hold me ♪
390
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,993
Look at you.
391
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,997
You are, without a doubt,
392
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,290
the most fuck...
393
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,250
I'm sorry,
394
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,504
I'm afraid the bar
has a dress code.
395
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,508
I got a shirt and shoes.
396
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,343
I see that.
397
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,513
But...
- But what?
398
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,264
Tommy, it's okay.
399
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,682
It's not okay.
400
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,227
This dude is...
Is discriminating me.
401
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,520
Am I not wearing
a shirt and shoes?
402
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,729
Oh, dear.
403
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,189
A dress code isn't always
just about
404
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,899
shirt and shoes.
405
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,150
Okay.
406
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,860
Okay, you know what?
407
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,861
Fuck you.
408
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,862
Bro.
409
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,030
Fuck you.
410
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,118
And fuck your,
uh, stuffy-ass bar too.
411
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,494
All right.
412
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,913
Let's go.
413
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,708
I know a way cooler spot.
414
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,710
♪ Let me see
the Tootsee Roll ♪
415
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,131
- ♪ Yeah, 199
- Quad ♪
416
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,342
♪ 69 Boyz backed up by
the Quad City DJ's ♪
417
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,845
♪ One time, cotton candy,
sweetie go ♪
418
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,347
♪ Lemme see the tootsee roll ♪
419
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,723
♪ Come one come all
Tootsee Roll ♪
420
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,892
♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
421
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,310
♪ Here we go, here we go,
Tootsee Roll ♪
422
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,521
♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
423
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,022
♪ Yeah, come on Tootsee Roll ♪
424
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,233
♪ Lemme see that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
425
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,609
♪ Get up and roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
426
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,944
♪ And make that Tootsee Roll
Tootsee Roll ♪
427
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,654
♪ To the left, to the left ♪
428
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,322
♪ To the right, to the right ♪
429
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,241
♪ To the front, to the front ♪
430
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,160
♪ To the back, to the back ♪
431
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,787
♪ Now slide, slide, baby,
slide ♪
432
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,206
♪ Just slide, baby, slide ♪
433
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,500
Yo, gimme an S!
434
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,501
S!
435
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,586
Gimme an E!
436
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,254
E!
Gimme an X!
437
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,338
X!
438
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,840
What's that spell?
439
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,134
Sex!
440
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,435
Care for another?
441
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,895
Sure.
442
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,190
Whoo!
443
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,693
What?
444
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,074
Nice!
445
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,203
Thanks, buddy!
446
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,040
Whoo!
447
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,501
Yeah!
448
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,378
Thank you!
Thank you!
449
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,839
You are extremely welcome.
450
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,800
Ah.
451
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,970
What is that?
452
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,390
Love.
453
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,393
Cheers.
454
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,192
♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪
455
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,906
♪ You came along
to rescue me ♪
456
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,619
♪ You read my writing
on the wall ♪
457
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,875
♪ You found my bottle
in the sea ♪
458
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,380
♪ Just when I thought
I'd seen it all ♪
459
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,636
♪ I see something beautiful ♪
460
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,807
♪ No greater love
I can recall ♪
461
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,811
Whoa.
462
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,188
Oh, my God.
463
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,315
Dude!
464
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,486
You fucking... kidding me?
You like it?
465
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,281
Yes!
466
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,493
Whoo!
467
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,161
Oh.
468
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,247
Oh, my God.
469
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791
Oh.
470
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,881
Oh, fuck.
471
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,551
Dude.
472
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,004
Mm.
473
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,612
Would you like... to meet him?
474
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,075
Yes, I would.
475
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,219
He's beautiful.
476
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:50,980
♪ ♪
477
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,775
♪ Throwin' like a star
in my vast sleep ♪
478
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,320
♪ I opened my eyes
to take a peek ♪
479
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,532
♪ To find that
I was by the sea ♪
480
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,201
♪ Gazing with tranquility ♪
481
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,454
♪ 'Twas then when
the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪
482
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,874
♪ Came singing songs of love ♪
483
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,460
♪ Then when the
Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪
484
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,631
♪ Came singing songs of love ♪
485
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:27,009
♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy,
hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪
486
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:42,615
♪ ♪
487
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:46,620
Tommy.
488
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,972
I'm... in love.
489
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,224
I think she's the one.
490
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,935
You really think so?
491
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,687
I do.
492
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,397
Oh, I hate those words.
493
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,357
"I do."
494
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735
Sometimes,
495
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,653
they gotta be said.
496
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,657
Fuck.
497
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,867
What?
498
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,036
Well, we've been
down this road before.
499
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,371
And it never ends well.
500
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,917
This is different.
Really?
501
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,293
She is different.
502
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,795
Oh, come on,
they're all different.
503
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,463
You saw her.
504
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,175
She's fuckin'...
505
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,343
perfect.
506
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,469
So is Heather!
507
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,470
Hello?
508
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,679
Heather was...
509
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,722
too conservative.
510
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,723
Oh.
511
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,764
Pam knows how to have fun.
512
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,143
She can be wild.
513
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,354
We can be wild together.
Come on.
514
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,855
I don't have to change
who I am as a person.
515
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,023
Tommy, Tommy!
516
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,024
What?
517
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,442
You sound fucking ridiculous.
518
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070
It's just how I feel.
519
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,113
I'm in love, bro!
520
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,866
Sorry,
that's just the E talking.
521
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,661
It's the T.
As in Tommy Lee.
522
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,371
Oh, don't do that.
523
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,372
You listen to me,
524
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,665
you have just gotten divorced.
525
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,666
I don't care.
526
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,626
We gotta keep this
527
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,502
pussy train rolling!
528
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,170
Do you hear me?
- Sorry, bro,
529
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,380
I'm jumping off.
530
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,839
Come on, what about
Jenny McCarthy?
531
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,841
What about?
532
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842
Guarantee we could fuck her!
533
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,593
Hmm, not interested.
534
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,095
Denise fucking Richards?
535
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,429
You saw her scoping you out at
536
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,014
the Halloween party
at the Playboy mansion.
537
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,015
Pass.
- You're passing
538
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,100
on Denise fucking Richards?
539
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,309
On all of 'em.
540
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,644
Tommy,
you're not thinking clearly.
541
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,312
My thinking is crystal.
542
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,397
Dude.
543
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,523
Do not fuck this up.
544
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,026
Pam... and Tommy.
545
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,820
Don't do this, man.
546
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,989
Do not fucking do this.
547
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,950
Forever.
Fuck me!
548
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,249
Tommy.
549
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,136
Let's keep this party goin'.
550
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,178
Tommy.
551
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,348
Yes, Pamela.
552
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685
I don't do drugs.
553
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,897
Oh, I mean it,
Tommy, I'm a good girl.
554
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,441
I am, I'm a good Christian girl
555
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277
from small-town Canada.
556
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,954
Yeah.
557
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,503
The body of Christ.
558
00:23:54,808 --> 00:24:00,021
♪ ♪
559
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,024
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
560
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,984
♪ I get a little bit lonely ♪
561
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,195
♪ And you're never
coming 'round ♪
562
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,073
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
563
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,075
♪ I get a little bit tired ♪
564
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,285
♪ Of listening to
the sound of my tears ♪
565
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,205
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
566
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,165
♪ I get a little bit nervous ♪
567
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,125
♪ That the best of
all the years have gone by ♪
568
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,087
♪ Turn around,
every now and then ♪
569
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,339
♪ I get
a little bit terrified ♪
570
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,216
♪ And then I see
the look in your eyes ♪
571
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,803
♪ Turn around,
bright eyes ♪
572
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,680
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
573
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,183
♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
574
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,144
♪ Every now and then
I fall apart ♪
575
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,856
♪ And I need you now tonight ♪
576
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:47,151
♪ And I need you
more than ever ♪
577
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,780
♪ And if you only
hold me tight ♪
578
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,242
♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪
579
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,912
♪ And we'll only
be making it right ♪
580
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,956
♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪
581
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,376
♪ Together, we can take it
to the end of the line ♪
582
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:07,171
♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all the time ♪
583
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,589
♪ All of the time ♪
584
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,218
♪ I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark ♪
585
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,264
♪ We're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks ♪
586
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,058
♪ I really need you tonight ♪
587
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,562
♪ Forever's gonna start
tonight ♪
588
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,856
♪ Forever's gonna start ♪
589
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,402
♪ ♪
590
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,113
She's the one, bro.
591
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,699
Can't even imagine.
592
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,825
Imagine what?
593
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,619
What it must be like
to tap that.
594
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,205
I know.
595
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,459
It's gonna be mind-blowing.
596
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,420
What?
597
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,047
You haven't fucked her yet?
598
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,757
- Nuh-uh.
- Oh, shit,
599
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,884
what the fuck you been doin'
the last four days?
600
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,595
Just, like, exploring?
601
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,473
Oh, I'm sure it's
fucking amazing, but still.
602
00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,016
You gotta hit that.
603
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,517
Oh, I will.
604
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,518
Eventually.
605
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,729
Eventually?
606
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,439
I'm gonna wait.
607
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,815
Till our wedding night.
608
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,234
- Oh, oh.
- Yeah.
609
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,404
♪ ♪
610
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,449
To everlasting love.
611
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,580
♪ There's only
two special things ♪
612
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,001
♪ That you see here ♪
613
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,212
Yo, what're you...
614
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,421
Pamela!
615
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,299
Yes, Tommy?
616
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,678
You are by far the baddest,
617
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,349
raddest, sexiest, most far-out,
618
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,726
kickass chick
that I've ever met!
619
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,603
Next to you,
620
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,397
Carmen Electra's a hack!
621
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,276
You make Jenna Jameson
look like a four!
622
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:57,240
I can think of nothing
that I would rather do
623
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,160
than spend the rest
of my life just
624
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,080
loving the shit out of you!
625
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,125
Pamela...
626
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,128
Yes, Tommy?
627
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,299
Shit.
628
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,930
Would you do me
the insane honor of...
629
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,434
Being my wife?
630
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,326
♪ Indulging
in my self-defeat ♪
631
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,539
♪ My mind was thugged,
all laced and bugged ♪
632
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,166
♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪
633
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,627
Hey, señor!
634
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,338
God!
- We're getting married!
635
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,882
A padre?
Sí!
636
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:56,966
Uh, yeah.
637
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,426
Yay!
638
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,052
Come on, baby!
639
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,805
Here we go.
Let's go.
640
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,641
♪ ♪
641
00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,184
♪ If you only say ♪
642
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,644
♪ What you would have done ♪
643
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,438
Pamela!
644
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,522
Yes!
645
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,773
Hi!
646
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,692
Are you a priest?
647
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,860
Sí.
648
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,570
Thank fucking God.
649
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,363
Yes!
650
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,408
♪ Making sure I'm not
in too deep ♪
651
00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,327
♪ If you steal
my sunshine ♪
652
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,496
♪ Keeping versed
and on my feet ♪
653
00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416
You may kiss the bride.
654
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,796
♪ ♪
655
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,633
♪ I was frying
on the bench slide ♪
656
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,385
♪ In the park
across the street ♪
657
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,056
♪ L-A-T-E-R ♪
658
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,060
♪ My sticky paws were
in to making straws ♪
659
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,354
We're fucking married!
660
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,982
♪ An incredible
eight foot heap ♪
661
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,153
♪ Now the funny glare
to pay a gleaming tare ♪
662
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,739
♪ In a staring under heat ♪
663
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,493
♪ Involved
an under usual feat ♪
664
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,288
♪ And I'm not only among
but I invite ♪
665
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,458
♪ Who I want to come ♪
666
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,297
♪ ♪
667
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,216
I'm gonna service you
for the rest of my life.
668
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,760
♪ That's my style ♪
669
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,389
♪ And I know
when I see it ♪
670
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,684
♪ And I see it and I know it ♪
671
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,312
♪ And I just can't
quite forgo it ♪
672
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,065
♪ He's got that chemistry ♪
673
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,568
♪ That melts me down
and ruins me ♪
674
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,446
♪ Yes ♪
675
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,282
♪ Cut out those engines now ♪
676
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:50,997
♪ And clang those bells
I'm burning while he, yes ♪
677
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,709
♪ That's my style, yes ♪
678
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,004
♪ That's my style,
yes ♪
679
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,757
♪ That's my style ♪
680
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,433
Fuck.
681
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,351
So, um...
- Mm?
682
00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,105
Like, what's
your favorite movie?
683
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,567
Um...
684
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,029
Uh, you mean like, of all time?
685
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,948
Um, "Pretty Woman."
686
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,158
- Cool.
- Yeah.
687
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,452
I love... I love romantic movies.
688
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,328
Yeah, you know, like, "Ghost,"
689
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,913
uh, "Sleepless in Seattle."
690
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,833
Mm.
691
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,085
You?
692
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,920
- Favorite movie?
- Yeah.
693
00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,922
Shit, I got a ton.
694
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,759
Um, "Child's Play."
695
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,177
"Nightmare on Elm Street."
696
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,764
Um, "Hellraiser 2,"
"Candyman."
697
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,184
You like the scary stuff.
698
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,936
Yeah, horror, that's my jam.
699
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,155
What's your favorite food?
700
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,159
French fries.
701
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,208
I fuckin' love French fries.
702
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,719
♪ ♪
703
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:35,518
♪ ♪
704
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,104
Pam, over here.
705
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,065
Pam!
Pamela!
706
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,030
When's the honeymoon?
Pam!
707
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,449
Is it true you just met?
Was it love at first sight?
708
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,076
♪ Gotta dance
like a fool ♪
709
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,121
♪ Got the message that
I've gotta be a wild one ♪
710
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,497
Can we see the ring, Pam?
711
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,959
♪ Ooh, yeah,
I'm a wild one ♪
712
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,712
♪ Gonna break and loose,
gonna keep a-movin' wild ♪
713
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,967
♪ Gonna keep a swingin', baby,
I'm a real wild child ♪
714
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:17,601
♪ ♪
715
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,688
Pam, how long
you guys been together?
716
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,482
♪ ♪
717
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,485
Fuckin' ass.
718
00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,822
Fuck you!
Oh, my God, baby.
719
00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,615
Oh, my God.
720
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,619
Jesus.
Dude.
721
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,371
You're famous.
722
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,664
No.
723
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,958
No, we're famous.
724
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,882
Where we going?
725
00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,383
Oh.
726
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,218
You mean,
727
00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,971
you mean whose house?
728
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,890
Where we gonna live?
729
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,767
Where do you live?
730
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,936
Uh, I live in the Hills.
731
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,148
Hollywood Hills above Sunset.
732
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,524
You?
733
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,818
Malibu.
734
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,153
I love Malibu.
735
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,988
Yeah, I got this
736
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,449
fat-ass crib
around the top of a hill.
737
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,825
Actually, you know what?
738
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,744
That's, uh, timing's perfect
739
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,913
'cause I'm... I'm about to start
this big-ass renovation.
740
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,955
Oh, yeah, you are?
741
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,248
Yeah, we could
renovate together.
742
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,791
I mean, like,
we could custom build
743
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,754
our own little
private... love palace.
744
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,255
Let's live there.
745
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,798
Really?
746
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,258
Yeah.
747
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,259
Yeah!
748
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,929
All right.
749
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,806
Let's do it.
750
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:42,895
Our own fortress of solitude.
751
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,313
Over there, that'll be, like,
752
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,356
a Zen garden.
753
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,523
- Yeah?
- And there, you know,
754
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,068
a waterfall flowing into,
uh, a koi pond.
755
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,945
You know, just
fucking... super fucking chill.
756
00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,905
- So Buddhist.
- Yeah, totally.
757
00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,865
Hey, you know what'd be awesome?
758
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,992
How about a meditation gazebo?
759
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,953
- Snap!
- Yes, you know,
760
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,913
whenever... whenever life
gets too chaotic and stuff,
761
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,498
we can just go in and just...
- Yeah, just pop in.
762
00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,083
- We can center ourselves.
- Hop in the koi pond
763
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,167
and chill your fucking shit out.
764
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,377
You know what,
765
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,544
I've been really into TM lately.
766
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,380
- I love TM.
- You do, do you practice?
767
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,381
Yeah, I do it all the time.
768
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,423
Ever since I started, you know,
769
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,800
I've just been, like,
770
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,677
way more chill and ca...
771
00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:19,348
Hey!
772
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,599
Get the fuck outta here!
- Tommy!
773
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,934
I fucking see you, motherfucker!
774
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:22,977
Tommy, what're you doing?
775
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,186
I see you!
776
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,437
Yeah, get the fuck outta here,
777
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,647
stalker-azzi piece of shit!
778
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,648
Do you wanna get sued?
779
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:28,732
Come on.
780
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,775
Calm down.
- We should be suing him!
781
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,318
For invasion of privacy!
782
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,319
It's okay, it's okay.
783
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,323
'Scuse me.
'Scuse me.
784
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,203
- Who the fuck are you?
- I'm Lonnie.
785
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,371
The contractor,
we talked on the phone.
786
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,541
Oh!
787
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,543
Right on.
788
00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:48,877
Uh, so meet the crew,
789
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,254
uh, this is Vinny.
790
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,672
Electrical.
'Sup?
791
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,799
Dennis, plumbing.
- Right on.
792
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,883
Rand, carpentry.
793
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,884
Nice to meet you, man.
794
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,885
You too.
795
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,554
Oh wow, cool tat.
796
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,264
It's a pentacle.
797
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,682
Uh, pentagram.
798
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:02,808
That's a pentacle.
799
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,143
Pentagram's
any five-pointed star.
800
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,103
The circle actually
makes it a pentacle.
801
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,230
You know, it's funny, most
people associate the pentacle
802
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,898
with Neo-Paganism
and witchcraft,
803
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,693
but it has its roots
in ancient Hebrew scripture.
804
00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,903
The Israelites believe
that the pentacle was
805
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,572
the first of the Seven Seals.
806
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:17,990
You know,
the amulet that represents
807
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,993
the seven secret names of God?
808
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,747
I just think it looks
kinda badass.
809
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,166
Anyway,
we shouldn't be here for long,
810
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,334
we just wanna do
a quick walkthrough
811
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,918
with the guys, you know, uh,
812
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,211
go through
your architect's plans.
813
00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,755
Yeah, cool beans.
814
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,964
You guys do your thing.
815
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,507
If you need me,
I'll be right upstairs.
816
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,884
All right, hey.
817
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,552
Oh!
818
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,680
Yeah,
there might be... some changes.
819
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,723
Changes?
820
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,724
Yeah, I'm gonna switch up
821
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,725
the ol' concept a bit.
822
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,269
No more bachelor pad 3000.
823
00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,562
New concept,
824
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,730
love deluxe.
825
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,775
- Love deluxe?
- I got married!
826
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,318
You did?
Who's the lucky lady?
827
00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,861
- Oh, man.
- Oh.
828
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,113
Hey, boys.
829
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,157
Pamela fucking Anderson!
830
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,951
Babe, stop!
831
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,579
Stop it, babe, my Rice Krispies!
832
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,000
Have you decided yet?
833
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,585
Mm!
834
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:12,669
Hell yeah!
835
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,921
- No, God, no!
- Oh, yeah.
836
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:14,922
- Tommy, no, Tommy, gimme!
- Nope!
837
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,173
Mm-mm.
838
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,383
- Gimme that, please,
- Come on!
839
00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,467
- God, no!
- Hey!
840
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,593
No, no, no, no, no!
841
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,595
- Come on!
- No, God, stop.
842
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,888
I can't watch myself.
843
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:23,889
No.
- Why?
844
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,140
Why not?
845
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,225
What?
846
00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,434
I don't know, it's just...
847
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,520
I'm so much better in my head.
848
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,979
I... I get self-conscious,
I can't.
849
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,440
That's crazy.
You literally...
850
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,817
Look at you, you have nothing
851
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,193
to be self-conscious about,
852
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,321
especially not your... acting.
853
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,864
You think I'm a good actor?
854
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,158
Uh, totally.
855
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,284
You can do anything.
856
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,330
Drama, comedy,
fuckin'...Shakespeare.
857
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,375
Mm-hmm.
858
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,464
Okay, well, how about that?
859
00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,675
Totally.
Yeah?
860
00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,677
- 100%.
- Oh, my God, I would love
861
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,973
to fuck you in space.
862
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,766
Oh, my God!
863
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,395
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
I haven't seen this in years!
864
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,523
The fuck is this?
865
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,983
You haven't seen
"The King and I"?
866
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,276
How?
867
00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,444
- I...
- Oh, my God, this is
868
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,404
one of my
all-time favorite movies.
869
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,990
Eh.
870
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,534
Who's the chick?
871
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,244
The chick... that's Anna.
872
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,621
That's Anna.
That's Anna!
873
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,622
Okay.
- She's... okay, so she
874
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,623
was sent to Siam
875
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,250
and she's... her job there
876
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,794
is to teach English
to the king's children.
877
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,380
And... yeah.
878
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,798
How many fucking kids he got?
879
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,593
A lot.
880
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,430
Dude needs
to slap on a Jimmy hat.
881
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,561
Oh, I can't wait to be a mom.
882
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,274
I can't wait to knock you up.
883
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:02,405
Oh, your tits pregnant,
that's gonna be insane.
884
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,699
Have you got a big one?
885
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,410
You know I do.
886
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,787
I mean family.
887
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,499
Oh, that.
888
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,544
Mm, do you have
any... siblings?
889
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,839
- One sister.
- Thanks, baby.
890
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,134
- Athena.
- Is she older or younger?
891
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,845
- Uh, two years younger.
- Yeah, you close?
892
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,388
Extremely.
Super.
893
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,016
Super?
Does she have kids?
894
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,560
Two.
Tobi and Miles.
895
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,937
They're the fuckin' bomb.
896
00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,355
Yeah?
Mm.
897
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,398
Those two little maniacs,
898
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,608
they crack my shit up.
899
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,734
How old are they?
900
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,070
Uh, Tobi is... four,
901
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,112
and Miles is two.
902
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:47,449
They must love
their Uncle Tommy.
903
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,243
Dude, we go hard.
904
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,452
You think
I'm a madman in the club,
905
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,497
you should see me on
a fucking teeter-totter.
906
00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,255
I fucking love you, Tommy Lee.
907
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,633
Yes, I like you very much.
908
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,593
Oh, my God.
909
00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,470
I love this bit.
910
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,596
It's a very
911
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,640
ancient saying.
- "Ancient saying.
912
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,059
"True and honest thought...
913
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,229
"that if you become a teacher,
914
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,148
by your pupils,
you'll be taught."
915
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,777
♪ As a teacher,
I've been learning ♪
916
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,573
♪ You'll forgive me
if I boast ♪
917
00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:31,743
♪ And I've now become
an expert ♪
918
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,579
♪ On the subject... ♪
919
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,832
♪ I like most ♪
920
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,210
Getting to know you.
- "Getting to know you."
921
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,964
♪ Getting to know you ♪
922
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,552
♪ Getting to know
all about you! ♪
923
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:52,014
♪ Getting to like you ♪
924
00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,559
♪ Getting to hope
you like me! ♪
925
00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,063
♪ Getting to know you ♪
926
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:05,360
♪ Putting it my way,
but nicely! ♪
927
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,238
♪ You are precise ♪
Wait for this...
928
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,449
♪ My cup of tea! ♪
929
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,783
Yeah!
930
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,784
So English.
931
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,077
Yes!
932
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,954
♪ Getting to know you ♪
933
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,749
♪ Getting to be
free and easy ♪
934
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,335
Easy!
935
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,254
♪ When I am with you ♪
- With you.
936
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,547
♪ Getting to know
what to say ♪
937
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,050
What to say.
938
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,012
♪ Haven't you noticed ♪
- Noticed.
939
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,391
♪ Suddenly I'm bright
and breezy ♪
940
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:41,647
♪ Because of all
the beautiful and new ♪
941
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,776
♪ Things I'm learning
about you ♪
942
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:51,323
♪ Day by day ♪
- Day by day.
943
00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,241
♪ ♪
944
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,910
♪ Getting to know you ♪
945
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,204
Getting to know you!
946
00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,206
♪ All about you ♪
- ♪ Learn all about you ♪
947
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,291
- ♪ About you! ♪
- Oh, my God.
948
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,961
I've discovered
a whole new side of you.
949
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,839
♪ To hope you like me ♪
950
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,676
I should've taped it.
951
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,552
I could've blackmailed you
for millions!
952
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,096
This better stay
our little secret.
953
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,389
Tommy Lee,
954
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,807
Motley Crue drummer,
955
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,975
secret lover of musicals!
956
00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,102
Don't you dare.
957
00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,311
Oh, baby, I'm daring,
958
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,479
you try me.
959
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,106
You try me!
- Oh, oh, I'll try you!
960
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,649
That's right.
I'll try you.
961
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,692
Remember that.
962
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,735
Assume the position.
963
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:29,903
No!
964
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,988
Come here, cave woman!
965
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,490
Yeah!
966
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,741
Oh, you're not gonna fly
967
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,909
with this in your mouth!
968
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,160
No, oh, my God!
- No way!
969
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,203
No way!
970
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,454
Whoo!
- All right, all right!
971
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,956
All right,
it'll be our little secret!
972
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,208
♪ Haven't you noticed ♪
973
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:47,879
♪ Suddenly I'm bright
and breezy ♪
974
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,340
♪ Because of all ♪
975
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,301
♪ The learning about you ♪
976
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:59,559
♪ Day by day ♪
977
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:10,277
♪ ♪
978
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:14,656
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world ♪
979
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:18,452
♪ I didn't know what
made the world go round ♪
980
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,748
♪ But now
I'm diggin' me the sound ♪
981
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:26,585
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
982
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,547
♪ I'm high,
I'm buzzing with the bees ♪
983
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,551
♪ A cousin of the birds
and bees and mine ♪
984
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:38,180
♪ And while
we're livin' till we die ♪
985
00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,933
♪ Let's fly in rhythm
with the world ♪
986
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,352
♪ Listen to babies ♪
987
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,563
♪ Whenever they cry ♪
988
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,858
♪ They'll be laughin'
when you next pass by ♪
989
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,277
♪ Listen to lovers ♪
990
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,362
♪ Whenever they sigh ♪
991
00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,866
♪ That's the rhythm
of the world ♪
992
00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:02,037
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
993
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,665
♪ I didn't know what made
the world go round ♪
994
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,836
♪ But now
I'm diggin' me the sound ♪
995
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:13,381
♪ I've found
the rhythm of the world! ♪
996
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,967
♪ Well, listen
to your cities ♪
997
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,011
♪ Big, busy, and strong ♪
998
00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,598
♪ Every city has its own... ♪
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