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Who else would like to share?
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How 'bout our newcomer?
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- I'm good.
- You sure?
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- Yeah.
- Last call.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.
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I just got some terrible news today.
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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.
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But I've been taught
that, when we share,
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we cut our pain in half, so here goes.
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I am getting royally boned by Uncle Sam.
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Ever since I started
the business with Tammy,
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they're coming after me
for Social Security taxes,
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withholding taxes,
and then there's FICA.
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Who the hell is this FICA guy?
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I didn't go legit for
this kind of shakedown.
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I'm just putting it out there. I
might have to leave the country.
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I'm thinking Papua New Guinea.
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Thank you.
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Would you like some burnt coffee?
Stale cookies? Anything?
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- Still good.
- Still not buying it.
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- Who would like to go next?
- I'll go.
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- Jill, alcoholic.
- Hi, Jill.
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I'm only four months
into this pregnancy,
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and I am peeing like a broken sprinkler.
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The other day, I was craving
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hot wings, but the place
didn't have a bathroom,
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so I had to swallow my pride
and tinkle behind a dumpster.
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I look up and I'm staring
at a security camera,
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but I was already committed,
so I just waved.
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Mm. Damn it. Here it goes again.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, who's next?
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- Tammy, alcoholic.
- Hi, Tammy.
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Yeah, my life is really good right now.
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Um, not only has my business
with Bonnie taken off,
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but I'm dating a guy
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who's sweet and funny and supportive.
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And the best part is he
doesn't have roommates,
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so we can make all the noise we want.
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I only complained
when you scared my cats.
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Mm. Anyway, I'm just really grateful.
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You know, I mean, I think it's true,
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what we say here...
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Don't leave before the miracle.
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Okay, I'll go.
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- Hi. Marjorie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Marjorie.
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I just had the most wonderful weekend
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- babysitting my granddaughter.
- Ooh.
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I know every grandmother feels this way,
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but I really think
she might be a genius.
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I did that really cute
thing where you go,
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"Whoops, I got your nose."
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And she knew immediately
it was not her nose.
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Hey.
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How ya doing?
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You only got the one question, huh?
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Actually, I have two.
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Can I buy you a cup of coffee?
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What is it with you people and coffee?
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Well, it's the only drug we
have left, so we abuse it.
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What do you say?
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Fine.
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- Let me just grab my keys.
- Okay.
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh, I just bought these shoes.
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Hey! Why are you running?!
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Why are you chasing me?!
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I don't know! A little
voice is telling me to!
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You hear voices?
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I know it sounds bad, but... yeah.
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- I hear voices, too.
- What do yours say?
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If I don't drink before noon,
I don't have a problem.
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I had that one, too. It's easy fix.
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Just... throw all your clocks out.
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- So what do you think? Coffee?
- Fine. I give up.
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Ah, good.
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'Cause that's the first step.
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- Are those shoes suede?
- Not anymore.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
... for www.addic7ed.com ...
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Shannon, this is Marjorie,
Tammy, Jill, Wendy.
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- Hi.
- Say our names back.
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- What?
- No, I'm screwing with you.
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I didn't know Wendy's name
for, like, eight months.
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- You called me Wanda.
- Mm.
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I liked it.
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So, Shannon, was tonight
your first meeting?
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- Was it that obvious?
- Yes.
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Why'd you leave?
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I don't have anything in common
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with you guys.
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I mean, you don't know
what real problems are.
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What is so funny?
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I guarantee, whatever problems you have,
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someone at this table has either
had 'em or made 'em much worse.
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That's...
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So you lost your kid
in a custody battle?
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Who needs a custody battle?
I actually lost my kid.
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Couldn't find her for, like, two years.
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That's awful.
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No, it's fine. I found her,
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we're both sober and we love each other.
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- So where is she?
- She moved. But my point is my point.
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Yeah, well...
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you're probably not
gonna end up in jail,
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- which I might.
- Tammy, you have the floor.
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Seven years hard time for armed robbery.
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I don't want to make this a
competition, but I also did time.
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- You did easy time.
- Don't tell me what kind of time I did.
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What else you got?
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My-my mother kicked me out
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when she caught me sleeping
with her drug dealer.
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Oh, mothers.
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Mine abandoned me.
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- Mm, mine killed herself.
- Mine was murdered by my father.
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I had two moms, and I
had to pretend one of them
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was my sister.
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I have to sit out this round.
My mother was an angel.
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A-Anyway...
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- now I'm basically homeless.
- Oh, I'm back in.
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- Lived in a box.
- Lived in a car.
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Lived in a tree.
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I never lived in less
than 12,000 square feet,
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but, at the end, I was just
drinking alone in my closet.
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Probably a mistake
to put a bar in there.
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So what was all that
happy crap in the meeting?
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- We all got better.
- And so can you.
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Shannon, I really want to
hear the rest of your story,
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but my baby's stomping on my bladder.
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Move it, Wanda.
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Give me your phone.
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- Why?
- Just give it to me.
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This is my number.
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Call me anytime,
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especially if you think
you're gonna drink or use.
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Okay.
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You got a place to sleep tonight?
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Oh, I got a friend who owes me.
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- Is it your mother's drug dealer?
- Maybe.
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Is there a plan B?
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I could go back to my
mom's. She's a happy drunk.
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It's the meth that makes her mean.
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Mm. Sounds like my kinda people.
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- She's a bitch from hell.
- Yeah, my kind of people.
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Hey.
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I told you to take an umbrella.
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Yeah. After the meeting,
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we took a newcomer out for coffee.
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It was so great.
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- She gonna make it?
- Who knows?!
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But there's nothing like
talking to a train wreck
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to remind you that you
have no real problems.
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Good for you.
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Listen, we need to talk.
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Oh, my God. You're leaving me.
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Who is she? I will kill her.
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No, I won't kill her.
I'll be her friend.
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I'll be your friend.
We'll learn to coexist.
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Maybe even have a podcast
about how well we get along.
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Slow down.
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- I'm not leaving you.
- Well... then open with that.
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In fact, from now on,
instead of "Hi, honey,"
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start with "I'm not leaving you."
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- May I please speak?
- God, yes. I'm spent.
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I have been less than
honest about something.
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I knew it. We're broke.
This is all a house of cards!
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Bonnie...
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Maybe I can get my money back from FICA.
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- Bonnie!
- What?! Tell me already!
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I had a check-up a couple of weeks ago,
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and... the doctor said
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I had something on my chest X-ray.
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W-Wh...
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No, that can't be right.
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You haven't smoked in, like, 20 years.
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Yeah, but I smoked like you drank.
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Anyway, so I had to
go and get a PET scan.
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Wait, you... Wh-Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't want to freak you out.
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Oh, my God! I'm too young to be a widow!
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I have an appointment with
the oncologist tomorrow
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to discuss my options.
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I was hoping you'd go with me.
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Please say no.
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Of course I'm going with you.
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You're my husband.
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Richer or poorer, sickness
and health, till death do us...
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It's all gonna be okay.
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You'll see.
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Is it weird that I really
want a cigarette right now?
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It's the middle of the night.
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It's 10:00.
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So we agree.
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What's going on?
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Adam might have cancer.
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Oh, honey.
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Yeah. There was a spot on his lung,
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and he didn't tell me
about it, the rat bastard.
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I'm sure he was just
trying to protect you.
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Well, I didn't call you
so you could defend him.
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Sorry.
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I'm going with him to the
doctor tomorrow morning.
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Uh, uh, hang on.
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- Somebody's calling me.
- In the middle of the night?
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- Hello?
- Bonnie?
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Yeah. Who's this?
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Uh, it's-it's Shannon.
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Hey. Everything okay?
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You-you said to
call if I wanted to drink.
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That money in the
coffee can was my emergency fund!
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It was money you stole from me!
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Only 'cause it's an emergency!
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Being out of drugs
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is not an emergency!
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Oh, that's just crazy talk.
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Now open the freakin' door!
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Uh, uh, uh, Shannon,
I'm on the other line.
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Can you hold one second?
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Okay, I'm back.
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Hang on. Boz Scaggs threw up.
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Oh, for Pete's sake,
Boz, who gave you carrots?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm here. Go ahead.
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I am trying to hold it together for him,
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but I'm-I'm really scared.
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Well, it'd be crazy if you weren't.
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All you have to do is be there for him
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and... and do the next right action.
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I guess that's going to the doctor.
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Then that's what you do.
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Now what?
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Uh, yeah, hang on, Marjorie.
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I'm kind of in the
middle of something, Jill.
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Guess who's getting married.
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- We are!
- We are!
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That's great! I'm so happy for you!
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Listen, I'm on another call.
Can I call you right back?
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I'll make it quick. We've
both been married before
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and done the big to-do, so, this time,
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we're just gonna keep it simple.
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Yeah, city hall, right
next to the police station.
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So we already got a parking spot.
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I'll be there.
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Great. 1:00 tomorrow.
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T-Tomorrow?
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Well, I've got the
perfect outfit picked out,
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but it won't fit if we wait much longer.
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Bring Adam. It can't
just be me and women.
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Ugh. Tomorrow's gonna
be tough. Can you hold?
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Hmm. Well, I was expecting
a little more enthusiasm.
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Yeah, no kidding. Try Tammy.
252
00:10:57,108 --> 00:11:00,009
Uh, help me out here, Shannon.
What's going on with your mom?
253
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,492
She's out of her mind.
254
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,868
- You got to talk to her.
- Well, I guess I can. Is she high?
255
00:11:04,893 --> 00:11:05,925
You tell me.
256
00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,850
Shannon, you need to open the door
257
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,340
before the FBI gets here!
258
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,164
There's no FBI!
259
00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:13,855
Don't you hear the helicopters?
260
00:11:14,035 --> 00:11:16,836
That's the ceiling fan!
261
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:23,042
Drop that can!
262
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,344
- I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Good
263
00:11:27,715 --> 00:11:30,783
I don't know who I'm
talking to. Who's there?
264
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,248
It's me, Marjorie.
265
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,566
Great news. Jill's getting married!
266
00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,457
Oh, that's wonderful!
267
00:11:38,605 --> 00:11:41,663
- Oh, Bonnie, guess what?
- Jill's getting married.
268
00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:45,152
- How'd you know?
- Good night, Marjorie.
269
00:12:02,531 --> 00:12:05,265
Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
270
00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:07,223
What?
271
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,302
The water in the tank... It's filthy.
272
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,995
You sure you trust this
guy with your lungs?
273
00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:15,953
Please sit down.
274
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,421
Calling the aquarium police?
275
00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:27,024
The newcomer I was telling you about.
276
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:29,164
Uh, straight to voicemail.
277
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:32,157
Shannon, it's Bonnie.
I hope you're okay.
278
00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:34,328
Uh, I'm going to the 8:00 meeting
279
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:37,102
at the Community Center tonight
if you want to meet me there.
280
00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:41,449
Okay, well, talk soon. Hmm.
281
00:12:41,474 --> 00:12:43,374
Look at you.
282
00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:46,719
You're taking care of me, you're
taking care of this Shannon,
283
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:49,016
you're even taking care of the fish.
284
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,983
Well, the poor things look like
they're swimming in apple juice.
285
00:12:53,699 --> 00:12:56,433
You're not the same woman
I met five years ago.
286
00:12:58,626 --> 00:13:00,226
The doctor will see you now.
287
00:13:01,212 --> 00:13:03,612
You need to clean the tank.
288
00:13:03,753 --> 00:13:05,787
Look at us on the same team.
289
00:13:08,234 --> 00:13:11,734
I got to tell you, I did
not care for your doctor.
290
00:13:12,053 --> 00:13:14,687
- I think he could sense that.
- Mm.
291
00:13:14,719 --> 00:13:16,601
12 years of school doesn't make you
292
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,025
the smartest guy in the room.
293
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:21,018
I sure hope he was the
smartest guy in the room.
294
00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,453
Well, despite his reluctance
295
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,411
to give my opinion the
same weight as his own,
296
00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:26,936
I am optimistic.
297
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:31,088
Really? I'm a little numb.
298
00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,063
Understandable.
299
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:36,695
The good news is we caught
it early, it's very treatable,
300
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,221
and we have steps to take,
and we will take them.
301
00:13:39,805 --> 00:13:41,945
You keep saying "we."
302
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:45,238
Yeah, 'cause we are in this together.
303
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,668
You, me and Dr. Arrogant von Smug.
304
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,695
It's real simple. We just
do the next right action.
305
00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:56,586
You're amazingly calm through all this.
306
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:57,852
I'm good in a crisis.
307
00:13:57,877 --> 00:14:00,077
Always was, even when I was the crisis.
308
00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:06,173
Uh, I'm glad you were there today.
309
00:14:06,198 --> 00:14:07,555
Me too.
310
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,492
Hey, should we stop and
get Jill and Andy a gift?
311
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,417
Hell, no. You can't tell someone
312
00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,621
you're getting married tomorrow
and expect an insta-pot.
313
00:14:16,661 --> 00:14:20,375
Are you kidding me? Ugh!
314
00:14:21,185 --> 00:14:22,884
Bonnie...
315
00:14:22,909 --> 00:14:25,276
The light just turned green,
and you're leaning on the horn?
316
00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:26,899
Bonnie, come on. Just go, just go.
317
00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:29,211
Okay, that's it.
318
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,571
What are you doing?
319
00:14:30,596 --> 00:14:31,740
- What... ?
- I keep a Louisville Slugger
320
00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:33,805
- in the trunk.
- Bonnie, no! Please.
321
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,169
Let's just go to the wedding.
322
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,421
It's your lucky day, Grandma!
323
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:51,516
So, next Tuesday's the biopsy,
and we will take it from there.
324
00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,195
What a lovely courthouse.
325
00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:00,000
Not if you're wearing
an orange jumpsuit.
326
00:15:01,132 --> 00:15:03,508
- Are you nervous?
- Are you kidding me?
327
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:05,656
You're way out of my
league, I knocked you up.
328
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,828
I'm taking a victory lap.
329
00:15:08,563 --> 00:15:10,932
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
- Oh.
330
00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:12,923
Oh. Hey, it's okay.
331
00:15:12,948 --> 00:15:14,615
- Mmm.
- Mmm. We still got time.
332
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,173
I am so happy for you.
333
00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:17,742
Thank you. Congratulations.
334
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,758
Oh, thanks, and-and
sorry for the late notice.
335
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,461
Oh, no, no, the timing was perfect.
336
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:23,052
I needed a wedding today.
337
00:15:24,437 --> 00:15:27,261
- How'd it go?
- Good. We'll talk later.
338
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,606
I couldn't find a place to park.
339
00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:32,098
It's okay. They haven't
called our name yet.
340
00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:35,302
On my way in, I saw
that newcomer. Shannon?
341
00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:37,263
Yeah. She and another woman were trying
342
00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:39,355
to kick out the back
window of a cop car.
343
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,786
Oh, no. May I speak with
the bride for a moment?
344
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:48,153
- Hey, how you doing, Your Honor?
- Do we know each other?
345
00:15:48,178 --> 00:15:50,561
Tammy Diffendorf. I robbed a steakhouse.
346
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:53,086
You gave me four to
six years. I did seven.
347
00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:54,845
Okay. Mm.
348
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,591
I'm sober now. I got a business,
got a truck, got a boyfriend.
349
00:15:58,616 --> 00:16:00,983
It's fairly new, but
I feel good about it.
350
00:16:01,008 --> 00:16:03,866
- All right. Nice to see you.
- Yeah, back atcha!
351
00:16:03,891 --> 00:16:06,124
That was awesome!
352
00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:09,005
Okay. Um, Andy, honey,
353
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:11,255
could you do us a
teeny-weenie little favor?
354
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,415
Uh... Dude, from this day
forward, the answer is "yes."
355
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,099
to share...
356
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,424
Are you gonna take Andy's last name?
357
00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:22,192
I don't know.
358
00:16:22,217 --> 00:16:23,544
It's Pepper.
359
00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,895
It is? You're marrying Sergeant Pepper?
360
00:16:28,678 --> 00:16:31,638
Oh, get this. His brother is a doctor.
361
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,700
Oh, look. The flower girls are here.
362
00:16:37,478 --> 00:16:40,786
What are you doing?! I didn't
mean bring 'em to the wedding.
363
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,373
They were released into my custody.
364
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,481
What was I supposed to do...
Take them out for ice cream?
365
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,830
You never took me out for ice cream.
366
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:49,708
That's 'cause ice
cream is for good girls.
367
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:52,247
Oh, okay, hey, hey, knock it off,
368
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,572
or I'll lock you back
up with the hookers.
369
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:58,614
Uh, Jill Kendall and Andrew Pepper?
370
00:16:58,639 --> 00:16:59,972
Oh. Here!
371
00:16:59,997 --> 00:17:02,716
Do not ruin my special day.
372
00:17:05,532 --> 00:17:07,298
Thank you for helping them.
373
00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:09,457
Yeah. The old one bit me.
374
00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:15,312
- Are you ready?
- Are you kidding? Look at me.
375
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:18,809
We are gathered here in
the presence of witnesses
376
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,239
for the purpose of uniting in matrimony
377
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,984
Jill Kendall and Andrew Pepper.
378
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,700
The contract of marriage is most solemn,
379
00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:28,625
and it's not to be undertaken lightly.
380
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,704
Your life? What about my life?
381
00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:32,506
You never...
382
00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:34,231
You never let me.
383
00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:38,229
Just keep going.
384
00:17:38,254 --> 00:17:40,421
By entering into this marriage,
385
00:17:40,446 --> 00:17:42,980
you are pledging yourselves
to a lifetime in which...
386
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,638
Should we call the police?
387
00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:46,954
- I am the police.
- Yeah, you are.
388
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:50,481
each will enrich the life of the other.
389
00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:52,317
Should we put a stop to this?
390
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:55,934
Oh, look at her. She's pregnant,
she's happy. Leave it alone.
391
00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:04,608
Anyway, that's where we're at.
392
00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:07,053
And you've been sitting on this all day?
393
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:08,851
Well, I didn't want to ruin her wedding.
394
00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:10,587
It's not something
borrowed, something blue,
395
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,411
something cancerous.
396
00:18:12,451 --> 00:18:16,510
Don't worry. Adam's in good
hands. He'll get through this.
397
00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:17,901
So will you.
398
00:18:17,926 --> 00:18:19,813
We'll be there every step of the way.
399
00:18:19,838 --> 00:18:21,404
Damn straight.
400
00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:29,203
Mmm. What are we hugging about?
401
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,710
Your wedding and how happy we
are for you and nothing else.
402
00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:35,500
I had a feeling.
403
00:18:36,537 --> 00:18:38,537
Aren't you supposed to
be on your honeymoon?
404
00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:39,962
Oh, already had it.
405
00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:42,919
Microwaved some burritos,
had great pregnant sex,
406
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:44,543
he fell asleep, and I needed a meeting,
407
00:18:44,568 --> 00:18:46,669
'cause, holy crap, I'm Mrs. Pepper.
408
00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:51,289
Guys, I'm not done hugging.
409
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,035
Hi. I'm Bonnie. I'm an alcoholic.
410
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,826
Hi, Bonnie.
411
00:19:05,495 --> 00:19:07,757
This has been quite a day.
412
00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:11,615
I think I've had every
feeling a person can have.
413
00:19:11,639 --> 00:19:14,617
Some of them great, some of them...
414
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,608
just awful.
415
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:21,468
And never once thought
about drinking or using.
416
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,218
But that's not the miracle.
417
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:25,617
The miracle is...
418
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:28,283
I never thought about myself.
419
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:32,301
I was thinking about the people I love
420
00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:35,312
and how I can help them.
421
00:19:36,497 --> 00:19:38,564
And also some fish.
422
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:41,171
Which is...
423
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,297
ironic, 'cause I had sushi for lunch.
424
00:19:43,322 --> 00:19:45,155
I didn't care. It was...
425
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,203
When I walked in that
door... eight years ago,
426
00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:55,015
I was so filled with... fear
427
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,440
and self-loathing, shame.
428
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,117
But now, I kind of like me.
429
00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,169
I kind of love me.
430
00:20:08,362 --> 00:20:12,141
I love my husband, I love my daughter,
431
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:15,134
my friends,
432
00:20:15,159 --> 00:20:16,976
my grandkids.
433
00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:20,859
I even love those two crazy
bitches in the back row.
434
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,023
- I think that's us.
- It is.
435
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:29,559
I've always heard people in meetings say
436
00:20:29,584 --> 00:20:32,086
how... they're grateful alcoholics,
437
00:20:32,111 --> 00:20:34,257
and... I never understood it.
438
00:20:34,282 --> 00:20:36,315
It actually kind of pissed me off.
439
00:20:36,682 --> 00:20:38,749
But now I get it.
440
00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:44,549
My name is Bonnie and
I'm a grateful alcoholic.
441
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,301
And if that pisses you
off, just keep coming back.
442
00:20:51,091 --> 00:20:52,765
Thank you.
443
00:20:58,397 --> 00:21:00,430
Would you guys join us for coffee?
444
00:21:00,681 --> 00:21:03,582
- Just say yes.
- Yes.
445
00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:07,606
Who else would like to share?
446
00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:12,630
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