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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,560 I'm dead, I'm connected to a criminal 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:05,960 and there some strange drug dealer bloke that keeps following me around. 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:10,051 I found these keys last time I was here. Are they yours? 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,721 Never seen them before. 5 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:14,360 And who's Alma Carter? Is she my mother? 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:17,320 Alma Carter's not interested. She didn't want you. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,800 Who's that then? 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,800 It's Hayley, the fit intern. 9 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,600 -She's been flirting with me non stop. Hayley? 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,121 Tell her to take the day off tomorrow, right? And ring me. 11 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:29,201 I had to fire her. You recommended her. She's your protegée. 12 00:00:29,214 --> 00:00:30,897 I'm Tess, Chloe's ex. Who the hell are you? 13 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:31,522 Shona. 14 00:00:31,641 --> 00:00:33,841 Were you seeing her before you finished with me? 15 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,041 Is there anything I need to worry about? 16 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:42,040 You... you and Frankie, you go back a long way... 17 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:44,681 She's a friend, that's all. 18 00:00:44,705 --> 00:00:45,773 Is there someone? 19 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,721 Cat... It's always been Cat. 20 00:01:18,138 --> 00:01:24,021 Sync by Alex1969 - resync and corrections by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 21 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,201 Oh, my God! 22 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,281 Oh! Oh, God! 23 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,481 Morning. 24 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,161 I think I love you... 25 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,960 I'm sorry. 26 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,441 No... 27 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,361 I like it. 28 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,280 Do you just like it, hm? 29 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,441 Or... 30 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,321 I need to go to work. 31 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,920 I feel your heat, but cannot touch. 32 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,641 A lonely moon orbiting the sun. 33 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:20,480 The gravity between us, 34 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,641 The only thing stopping me from falling back to earth... 35 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,104 Audition script? 36 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:34,705 Sorry. 37 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,961 I wish. No, it's Ed's book. 38 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:39,760 Well, first draft. It's really good. 39 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,927 - You sound surprised. - Well, I'm not, but I mean, really good, 40 00:04:42,941 --> 00:04:45,433 like a proper book you'd pay money for and everything. 41 00:04:45,434 --> 00:04:48,680 It's about these two scientists working on a space station... 42 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,197 and he really loves her 43 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:51,826 but he can't do anything about it 44 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,936 because she might be from this race of aliens 45 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:56,219 they're researching and he might be a robot. 46 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,401 - It's brilliant. - Brilliant... 47 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,720 So, um... 48 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,240 did you and Jay stay up long after I crashed? 49 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,080 Not really. 50 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:13,371 Cos I got up in the middle of the night to get a drink and... 51 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,440 - You saw. - I couldn't help it. 52 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,233 - Yeah, well, it was nothing. - It was Jay! He's a man! He's... 53 00:05:21,796 --> 00:05:24,640 - he's got, like, bits. - It's just like a strap-on without the strap. 54 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,200 Aagh! What... 55 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,160 - but what about Becky? - How's she going to find out? 56 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,858 - Well, I'm not gonna tell her. - Neither am I, 57 00:05:31,859 --> 00:05:34,052 and I doubt Jay's going to be shouting it from the rooftops. 58 00:05:34,254 --> 00:05:35,338 We were drunk, 59 00:05:35,457 --> 00:05:37,629 - it felt like a good idea at the time. - All right. 60 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,561 As long as you're not going all hasbian on me. 61 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,621 Becky throw you out early or something?. 62 00:06:02,642 --> 00:06:03,567 No, no 63 00:06:03,686 --> 00:06:05,481 I didn't stay there last night. Thanks. 64 00:06:05,481 --> 00:06:08,040 - Everything all right? - Uh-hum. 65 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,161 I just thought you two were in training for domestic bliss. 66 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:16,921 When did you know? That you loved her? 67 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,508 Why you asking me that? 68 00:06:20,627 --> 00:06:22,078 When does anyone know? 69 00:06:22,197 --> 00:06:24,481 You're a keeper, you tell me. 70 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,361 Morning. 71 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:33,281 How's the hangover? 72 00:06:35,332 --> 00:06:37,240 All right, yeah. I think I... 73 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,101 got away with it. I just got to go... 74 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,167 photocopy these things. 75 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,761 I didn't expect you in today. 76 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,948 You walked in on them? 77 00:06:48,977 --> 00:06:51,641 - No, the door was open. - They're actually having an affair? 78 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:52,410 No! 79 00:06:52,529 --> 00:06:54,708 Apparently it was just a one night thing. 80 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,880 Has Frankie always been... 81 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,221 Well, she's always been out with girls but I know she's 82 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:01,920 - fucked a couple of guys here and there. - Is that... 83 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,560 I mean, have you ever? 84 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,659 And Jay? 85 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:07,521 Jay'd probably fuck you if you had tits. 86 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,360 What is this? 87 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:10,809 Early birthday present. 88 00:07:10,845 --> 00:07:13,183 Argh, you remembered. 89 00:07:13,422 --> 00:07:14,961 - But you're not allowed to open it. - I'm going to open it! 90 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,201 Ah! 91 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,073 Ah, that's so sweet! 92 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,333 Thank you. 93 00:07:26,511 --> 00:07:29,160 - It's you and me, Mykonos '08! - Yeah. 94 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:31,841 Look at your pasty little chest. 95 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,440 So what we doing for it? 96 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,047 Er, there's not much to celebrate. 97 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,141 It's your 30th! 98 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,833 Exactly. 99 00:07:41,222 --> 00:07:44,024 By now I was supposed to be guesting on-stage 100 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,134 having already built up a Hollywood fan base. 101 00:07:46,148 --> 00:07:49,618 Instead it's like I'm in some shit version of Groundhog Day. 102 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,921 It's not that bad. 103 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:53,320 Well. So we're what, successful? 104 00:07:53,852 --> 00:07:55,550 There's no point dressing it up. 105 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:57,601 But what am I doing about it? What are you doing about it? 106 00:07:57,614 --> 00:07:59,215 You've got this great book... 107 00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:00,431 - Did you read it? - Yeah. 108 00:08:00,468 --> 00:08:02,046 - And? - It's brilliant. 109 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:05,760 But instead of getting it out there you're here drinking tea. 110 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,544 Where's the drive, 111 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:11,441 the bloody-minded determination to push your life to the next level? 112 00:08:11,462 --> 00:08:13,010 I've sent it off. 113 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,600 Oh! 114 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,960 - Well done. - Just to some agents. 115 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,400 I was going to ask if yours had a literary division, actually. 116 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,190 No. I don't think so. Um... 117 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,503 I mean, I could ask? 118 00:08:27,532 --> 00:08:29,770 I was going to pop in today actually, 119 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,361 big push and all that... 120 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,721 - Hey. - Hey. 121 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,543 I'm sorry about last night, 122 00:08:55,557 --> 00:08:58,727 the police and everything. It's no excuse... 123 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,793 I saw my uncle after 124 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,857 - you gave me Alma's details. - And what'd he say? 125 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,961 That she didn't want me. 126 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,681 So she is your mother? 127 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,921 Yeah. 128 00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,715 - What now? - I don't know. 129 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:24,522 It's not like I've got any way of finding her even if she wanted to be found. 130 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:28,810 Well, if you do get another lead, try leaving me a message instead of going nuclear. 131 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,153 Yeah, speak to you later. 132 00:09:32,347 --> 00:09:33,324 Well... 133 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,509 nice to see you two getting on again. 134 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:41,217 The site is an old school but the developers are doing an appraisal to turn it into flats. 135 00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:43,960 - They've asked us for our input. - No way... 136 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,814 Don't worry, 137 00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:46,511 the orphans have all been rehoused. 138 00:09:46,525 --> 00:09:49,281 No. This is where we went. 139 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,233 You were schoolgirls together? 140 00:09:52,247 --> 00:09:53,750 Yeah, uniforms and everything. 141 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,600 We were a couple of years apart. 142 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,240 You know I wouldn't mind going back. I could take some pictures. 143 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,701 The brochure's almost done. You just need to 144 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:04,060 choose the photos that you want. 145 00:10:04,179 --> 00:10:05,881 I'll do the school as part of the same fee. 146 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:07,521 That's really not necessary... 147 00:10:07,536 --> 00:10:08,813 No, hang on! 148 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,623 Anything that improves the pitch... 149 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,498 Unless you think your personal feelings could cloud your judgement again. 150 00:10:14,534 --> 00:10:15,984 - They won't. - Right. 151 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,321 Perfect. 152 00:10:17,779 --> 00:10:21,160 I'll expect something on my desk when I get back from Germany then. 153 00:10:21,857 --> 00:10:23,081 What's his problem? 154 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,936 Doesn't matter. 155 00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:28,121 I had it in my head that I wanted a fry up, right? 156 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,645 So I went to this all-night cafe, 157 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,800 fell asleep, and by the time 158 00:10:31,829 --> 00:10:33,520 - I woke up it was time to come in... - Really? 159 00:10:33,722 --> 00:10:34,339 I swear... 160 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,321 - Here, I'll phone the estate agents right now. - No, you won't, cos we're not doing it. 161 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,200 Becks? 162 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:44,000 I want you. 163 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,041 All this stuff can wait till we're both ready, ok? 164 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,481 - But don't think going AWOL's the way to get round me... - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 165 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,881 I love you, ok? 166 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,521 I want what you want. I promise. 167 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,761 - I'll see you later. - Bye. 168 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,121 See you. 169 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,107 Hey. 170 00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:31,712 What are you doing? 171 00:11:31,748 --> 00:11:33,431 Nicotine? 172 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,081 - Right. - Jay! 173 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,807 - It was only a fuck. - Listen. 174 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,873 It was a fucking mistake. 175 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,170 Yeah, well, it was both of us. I didn't have to twist your dick. 176 00:11:44,184 --> 00:11:46,521 I just want to forget about this, ok? 177 00:11:46,521 --> 00:11:48,840 - I already have. - Hello! 178 00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:52,040 - Hey. - Hands up if your head hurts today. 179 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,320 Yeah. What you doing here? 180 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,040 I wanted to talk about Tess' birthday. 181 00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,775 Is my sister around? 182 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,676 I could get a new haircut. 183 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,630 Like a pixie bob, 184 00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:05,003 accentuate my cheekbones, fringe over the wrinkles? 185 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,040 It isn't as if I haven't been trying for you, Tess, but... 186 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:08,953 I know. 187 00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:12,201 You have seen most of the casting directors in Scotland. 188 00:12:13,022 --> 00:12:14,660 And? 189 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,859 And the feedback I get is... 190 00:12:17,978 --> 00:12:20,680 you have a tendency to... 191 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,280 What? 192 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,720 Too physical? I don't project enough? 193 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,680 Be a little negative. 194 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:30,520 - What? - You did cry at audition. 195 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,480 Once! 196 00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:34,747 Then there was the balcony incident at the Shakespeare workshop. 197 00:12:34,805 --> 00:12:36,241 Romeo had a hard-on! 198 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,656 So what do I do, Saphia? 199 00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:42,960 Cheer up. 200 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,880 You're an actress... 201 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,654 contort your face into a smile 202 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:49,726 and be happy! 203 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,160 Hello? 204 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,281 Er, yes, I'm just finishing with a client... 205 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,361 - Oh, Tess... smile. - Ok! 206 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,472 - She said she didn't want a fuss. - Oh she always says that. 207 00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:08,875 But I think that's exactly what she needs after all the Lou stuff. 208 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,316 - Yeah, well, you are the Tess expert. - What are you thinking? 209 00:13:11,435 --> 00:13:12,622 Surprise... 210 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,800 The Dykes of Hazard. 211 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,920 Friday night at Gravity. 212 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,880 Country and western. 213 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,599 - Tess does love it. - It's got Kenny Rogered, 214 00:13:24,869 --> 00:13:26,642 Billy Gay Cyrus... 215 00:13:26,859 --> 00:13:28,888 Playing to a bunch of hen nights in stetsons... 216 00:13:28,902 --> 00:13:31,328 Yeah, and how are we going to get her down there without her realising? 217 00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:32,761 Why not do it at my flat? 218 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,280 It's not like we haven't got the space. 219 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,320 As long as it doesn't get too messy again. 220 00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,603 Messy how? 221 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,600 The... flat warming last night... 222 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,160 - Tess puked. - I passed out. 223 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,961 You'd have hated it. 224 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,170 What do you think I am? 225 00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:51,063 That sounds exactly what you'd want from a party! 226 00:13:51,077 --> 00:13:52,009 Yeah, exactly. 227 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,237 Tess has been going on about the local. 228 00:13:54,238 --> 00:13:57,120 - I could take her down there while you guys set up. - Or I could? 229 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,263 I mean, I already talked to her about doing something... 230 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,266 so if you guys say you're busy, if she does try to make other plans, 231 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,663 then she'll have no other option. 232 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,330 Fine. 233 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,281 You all right? 234 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,640 Yeah, it's just... 235 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,235 Hayley. I feel like if I'd 236 00:14:21,249 --> 00:14:24,133 looked out for her a bit more she might still be in a job. 237 00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:25,913 She's a big girl, Cat. 238 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,955 Someone gave her the ketamine. 239 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:29,840 She didn't say who? 240 00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:32,360 She wouldn't tell me. She thinks I'm like a teacher or something. 241 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,872 You always were a bit of a girl scout. 242 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:35,788 Thanks. 243 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,280 No, in a good way! 244 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,120 How's it good? 245 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,960 You think about stuff, 246 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,441 you don't just dive in. 247 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,201 Maybe a bit too much sometimes. 248 00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:50,600 But... at least it means you make good decisions. 249 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,240 You do the right thing. 250 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,601 I wish I was a bit more like that sometimes. 251 00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:24,360 Jesus, I remember it being even bigger than this. 252 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,585 I think we were just smaller. 253 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:27,801 Well, I was. 254 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,460 I remember you being pretty well developed. 255 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,681 I think you should get some pictures. 256 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,889 Oh, God... 257 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,241 So you remember? 258 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,600 Course I remember. 259 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,045 Every break time, you were up there writing 'lyrics'. 260 00:16:07,164 --> 00:16:10,762 Only cos I knew your registration room was down there. 261 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,833 I used to get this great view down your shirt. 262 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,679 We used to wear skirts too remember? 263 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:18,961 Worked both ways. 264 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,891 I can't believe they're still here. 265 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,440 You were watching way too much Cell Block H. 266 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,160 I was trying to impress you! 267 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,316 It was my first time in detention. 268 00:16:35,317 --> 00:16:37,022 I thought it's what you did! 269 00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:39,028 You were in here more than you were in class, 270 00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,920 you should've stopped me if it was so lame. 271 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:41,972 It wasn't lame... 272 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,013 I quite like having our names up there together. 273 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,241 You thought you were so cool. 274 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,547 What was it? "What you in for? 275 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,709 Mine's the usual, smoking." 276 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,374 It was better than yours! What was it? 277 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,034 Flashing the PE teacher or something? 278 00:16:57,035 --> 00:16:59,920 I was campaigning for girls to be able to wear shorts. 279 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,217 It was a political protest! 280 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,601 Mum went mental when she found out. 281 00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:07,091 Marching in accusing the school of quashing free speech. 282 00:17:07,105 --> 00:17:08,585 It was so embarrassing. 283 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:12,408 Well, that was one thing I never had to worry about. 284 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,540 Whatever happened with your mum... 285 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,710 we don't know the circumstances. 286 00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:21,201 - She was young... - She's not any more. 287 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,608 Give us a drag then. 288 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,567 You've given up! 289 00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:31,107 Just for old times' sake. 290 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,811 Cat! 291 00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:35,732 What? It's not like I'm taking up dick again, is it? 292 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,360 This is the part where you're supposed to cough your lungs up. 293 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,561 Dib, dib, dib. 294 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:04,241 No! No evidence! No evidence! Get your hand out! 295 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,231 It's sad it has to change... 296 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,640 Yeah? 297 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,865 I thought you were all for leaving the past behind... 298 00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,561 You did put that fag out, didn't you? 299 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,841 Shit! 300 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,315 I can't get through. 301 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,200 He's going to go ballistic when he gets back from Germany. 302 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,681 They say it's mostly just smoke damage. 303 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,721 The insurers'll have a field day. 304 00:19:13,171 --> 00:19:15,520 It's not funny. 305 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,440 I'm not exactly employee of the month after all this intern shit. 306 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:21,553 Yeah. That wasn't your fault. 307 00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:23,947 Everything's my fault since he found out I like girls 308 00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:26,320 as opposed to middle-aged fat men in suits... 309 00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:29,017 Two months ago he was talking about making me partner, 310 00:19:29,023 --> 00:19:31,555 now he's looking to demote me and I give him this. 311 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,972 Yeah, it wasn't your fault, Cat. 312 00:19:36,098 --> 00:19:37,218 It was Jay. 313 00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,109 Jay gave Hayley the gear. 314 00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:42,803 I helped him cover it up at the time 315 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,577 but I didn't realise it would put you in the shit. 316 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:48,201 What... what was he even doing with her? 317 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,808 I don't think anything happened. 318 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:55,321 Only because she passed out! 319 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,932 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 320 00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:02,441 I just didn't want to grass him up. 321 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,928 I'm not blaming you. 322 00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:06,721 Bloody Jay! 323 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,167 So I get this call, 324 00:20:17,168 --> 00:20:20,916 and it's this specialist sci-fi agency asking if I 'do lunch'!? 325 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,788 That was quick. 326 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,115 It was the main guy as well. 327 00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:24,701 The company's named after him! 328 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,774 Amazing... 329 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:30,040 I wonder if he'll have picked up on the same flaws I did. 330 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,081 Flaws? 331 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,720 Yeah. 332 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,537 Like, it's brilliant and everything but 333 00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,129 - the main guy, whatsisname? - Sorin. 334 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,117 Yeah. Why doesn't he just like, go for it with her? 335 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,055 Well, that's kind-of the point. 336 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,046 He can't... 337 00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:44,721 her species forbids it. 338 00:20:44,757 --> 00:20:45,967 Well, he should. 339 00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:49,504 Like, it's better than floating round space wondering what might have been. 340 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,117 But would she... reciprocate? 341 00:20:53,123 --> 00:20:54,363 Well, you're the writer. 342 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,430 Make it happen. 343 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,240 Right, I make it shots o'clock. 344 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,641 Actually I'm going to leave it. 345 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,369 I want to have a clear head tomorrow for this meeting. 346 00:21:02,413 --> 00:21:05,124 But it's Wednesday! We always do shots o'clock on a Wednesday. 347 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:11,409 Well, I'm having shots o'clock. 348 00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:15,593 Oh, and I was thinking 349 00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:18,011 I probably should do something for my birthday. 350 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,021 Why the change of heart? 351 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,881 Oh, it's my meeting... 352 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,303 Oh, yeah? It went well? 353 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,647 Yeah. 354 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,185 Yeah, it turns out, um... 355 00:21:28,446 --> 00:21:30,370 she still thought I was doing the runner's job, 356 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,856 and now there's like a whole backlog 357 00:21:32,878 --> 00:21:34,628 - of auditions. - Awesome! 358 00:21:35,956 --> 00:21:38,127 So I was thinking we could 359 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:39,614 check out your new local? 360 00:21:39,621 --> 00:21:41,560 Hm, I wonder if it should be something bigger. 361 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,761 Like, really celebrate. 362 00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:44,721 I'll speak to the others and see what they think. 363 00:21:44,743 --> 00:21:46,961 Course, yeah. Go for it. 364 00:22:08,526 --> 00:22:10,480 Thanks for all your help. 365 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,557 Like we never left. 366 00:22:14,992 --> 00:22:16,908 Listen, don't worry about Alistair. It'll be fine. 367 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,361 Uh. Looks like you've got company. 368 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,081 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah. 369 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,853 Hey. 370 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,639 Clarice let you off with a caution then? 371 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,674 Yeah. Couldn't get you on the phone. 372 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,161 Just wanted to make sure you were all right after yesterday? 373 00:22:45,022 --> 00:22:47,520 Yeah, I'm fine. Busy day. 374 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,017 I didn't even make it into work. 375 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,208 I can barely remember anything that happened last night. 376 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,201 It's probably for the best. 377 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,258 - You coming up? - Yeah? 378 00:23:08,414 --> 00:23:11,036 I was only planning an early night but you can come up for an hour or so. 379 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,490 I think I'll leave you to it. 380 00:23:14,887 --> 00:23:15,921 Maybe another time. 381 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,261 All right. 382 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,600 Whatever you think. 383 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,801 Night. 384 00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,401 Honey, I'm home! 385 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,841 Hey. 386 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,970 You smell of smoke... 387 00:23:45,089 --> 00:23:46,487 Oh, I had a meeting on site. 388 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,177 You know what builders are like... 389 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,505 That smells amazing! 390 00:23:50,624 --> 00:23:53,761 You know, when I was younger I used to have this fantasy about Bewitched. 391 00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:54,770 The girl band? 392 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:55,986 No, I had that one too. 393 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,466 No, I mean the old TV show. 394 00:23:57,585 --> 00:23:59,178 Where the witch marries a human 395 00:23:59,192 --> 00:24:02,797 and then she turns into the perfect '50s housewife? 396 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,516 Are you seriously telling me 397 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,153 that this does it for you? 398 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,841 Uh-hum. Each to their own. 399 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,760 You're not fucking anyone are you? 400 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,761 No. Come in... 401 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,200 - You all right? - Yeah, fine. 402 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,891 I was just wondering, are you doing anything on Friday night? 403 00:24:41,905 --> 00:24:44,016 I was thinking of doing something for my birthday. 404 00:24:44,428 --> 00:24:46,832 - Shit. Sorry, I said I'd work. - Ah! 405 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:48,454 I can try and get out of it, though. 406 00:24:48,573 --> 00:24:50,309 No, no, no, it's ok! 407 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:52,920 I wasn't going to do anything big. 408 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,960 - Sure? - Yeah, yeah. It's fine. 409 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,800 Happy, happy! 410 00:24:58,522 --> 00:25:00,880 So I bumped into Ed earlier... 411 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,043 What, signing books in Waterstones, was he? 412 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,440 It seems he knows about me and Jay... 413 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,240 Ah! 414 00:25:11,004 --> 00:25:12,965 You didn't seem that bothered earlier... 415 00:25:12,986 --> 00:25:13,986 It's fine. 416 00:25:14,105 --> 00:25:15,761 But you got to tell him it can't go any further. 417 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,877 Ok. 418 00:25:16,996 --> 00:25:18,921 It could really mess things up for Jay and Becky. 419 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,945 No, I'm serious. 420 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,710 All right. 421 00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:26,609 Cool. 422 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,360 I didn't know you'd taken up boxing... 423 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:33,280 - What? - FG Boxing. 424 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,063 I auditioned for a self defence radio ad but apparently 425 00:25:36,182 --> 00:25:37,640 I don't even sound fit. 426 00:26:13,037 --> 00:26:15,360 I didn't hear a fucking bell! 427 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,401 Get back to work! 428 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,173 Can I help? 429 00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,321 This place just for boys or can anyone join in? 430 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,925 We do girls too... some of them are uglier than the boys though. 431 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,920 So how'd you hear about us? 432 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:30,001 My flatmate has these. 433 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:37,241 - They work here? - I don't know. 434 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,446 This is a staff keyring. 435 00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:43,819 I can't believe you stood there letting me take the flak 436 00:26:43,826 --> 00:26:46,328 - while you're the one doling out ketamine in the first place. - I'm sorry. 437 00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:48,715 - What about Becky? - What about her? 438 00:26:48,834 --> 00:26:51,291 I thought you were leaving all that snatch-hound shit behind... 439 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,575 I was! I am! 440 00:26:52,596 --> 00:26:55,504 Then what were you doing in the toilets with Hayley? 441 00:26:56,171 --> 00:26:57,719 Listen, you can talk! 442 00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,453 Back to school with Frankie, 443 00:26:59,497 --> 00:27:01,856 strolling down memory lane behind Sam's back. 444 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,681 - I was working! - Would Sam see it like that? 445 00:27:04,145 --> 00:27:05,881 I am happy with Sam! 446 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,841 I'd never go back! 447 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,293 She gave you head, 448 00:27:19,577 --> 00:27:20,953 made you breakfast 449 00:27:21,395 --> 00:27:22,537 and went to work. 450 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,488 What's the problem? 451 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,960 I just... 452 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,800 I don't want to scare her off. 453 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,521 - I... she's been a bit distant. - Do you think it's the ex? 454 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,920 I just think you're being paranoid. 455 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:39,943 Yeah? 456 00:27:40,212 --> 00:27:41,843 You like this one, right? 457 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,169 A lot. 458 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,400 I didn't need to tell her though. 459 00:27:47,774 --> 00:27:49,337 I tell women I love them all the time. 460 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:51,720 Yeah, that's when you're trying to fuck them. 461 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,880 What if they said it to you? 462 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,321 Mm. 463 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,014 Saying I love you's like a gun fight. 464 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,641 If you draw first, you'd better not miss. 465 00:28:08,695 --> 00:28:13,052 Girls' group classes are Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays. 466 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,080 You should check it out, 467 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,601 they'll love you. 468 00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:22,190 All right? 469 00:28:22,692 --> 00:28:24,690 Yeah, sorry. Could you... 470 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,477 - could you get me a glass of water? - Yeah, no problem. Back in a bit. 471 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,269 - Hello? - Hi, Catflaps, it's me. 472 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,200 Erm, what are you doing on Friday night? 473 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,120 - Me and Sam have got gig tickets. - Ah. 474 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,725 - Why's that? - Erm, 475 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,870 er, it's nothing. 476 00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:21,711 Really? 477 00:29:22,076 --> 00:29:22,822 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 478 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,898 It's just I haven't seen you much since I moved out, but another time. 479 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,760 - How's Sam? - Yeah... good. Good. 480 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,369 You two must be loving it without me there. 481 00:29:32,656 --> 00:29:36,520 Sex in the bath, sex on the sofa, rubbish in the bin. 482 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,599 Yeah, she's, er... 483 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,407 really making herself at home. 484 00:29:40,472 --> 00:29:42,528 Don't sound too enthusiastic! 485 00:29:42,647 --> 00:29:44,937 No, no, I am. I am. It's just... 486 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,094 you don't want to hear about all this 487 00:29:47,213 --> 00:29:48,932 happy-clappy couply stuff. 488 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,927 Why not? 489 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,381 I don't know. Just... 490 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,315 How's the new place working out? 491 00:29:56,356 --> 00:29:57,391 Yeah, good... 492 00:30:01,439 --> 00:30:02,800 Great view. 493 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,654 Frankie not keeping you up all night with Sadie? 494 00:30:04,935 --> 00:30:06,162 Not really. 495 00:30:06,809 --> 00:30:07,471 No? 496 00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:08,607 Why you asking? 497 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:09,874 No reason. 498 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:10,901 So, look, 499 00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,514 I'm sorry again about Friday. I'll make it up to you, ok? 500 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,841 Oh, no, no. It's... it's Ok. Look, I'll, um... 501 00:30:15,844 --> 00:30:17,841 I'll speak to you later. Yeah, bye. 502 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,103 Hi! 503 00:30:30,715 --> 00:30:33,241 Erm, I just... I've just moved in next door. 504 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,469 Um, haven't we met before? 505 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,013 Maybe. 506 00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:45,146 Um, well, this is going to sound really weird but, um... 507 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,281 I was wondering if, um... do, er... 508 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,207 Er, 509 00:30:52,542 --> 00:30:55,349 if... do you know any decent electricians 510 00:30:55,968 --> 00:30:57,001 in the area? 511 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,649 Um, my lights have just gone out... 512 00:31:00,678 --> 00:31:02,319 TV, radio, everything! 513 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,253 You're in luck. 514 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,476 I'm a spark. 515 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,820 Right, um... 516 00:31:12,477 --> 00:31:15,145 Um, you really don't have to do this... 517 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:17,241 I don't mind. 518 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,746 That's weird. Um... 519 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,360 this was all not working a minute ago. Er... 520 00:31:30,169 --> 00:31:31,642 It's probably just your breaker. 521 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:32,801 -Right... 522 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:34,213 It's a little box? 523 00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:35,910 Usually up high, or 524 00:31:35,911 --> 00:31:37,715 built into your fittings. Do you mind if I just... 525 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:39,090 No, no, go ahead. 526 00:31:39,209 --> 00:31:40,481 And I'll just, um... 527 00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:43,161 - Is it a little box, did you say? - Mm. 528 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,560 This is really kind of you. 529 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,406 Oh, um... 530 00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:56,109 - Do you want me to? - Yeah, yeah... thanks. 531 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:00,537 Hello? 532 00:32:01,371 --> 00:32:03,480 Yeah, yeah, can I ask who's calling? 533 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,435 - Chloe? - Um... 534 00:32:06,554 --> 00:32:07,372 oh, it's just... 535 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,192 - it's my ex... - Ex... 536 00:32:09,311 --> 00:32:11,201 - flatmate. - Girlfriend. 537 00:32:18,509 --> 00:32:20,161 - Thanks. - I can go... 538 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,560 No, no, no... no! Um... 539 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,620 yeah, this really isn't a good time, 540 00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:26,903 er, my neighbour, um, 541 00:32:27,573 --> 00:32:28,259 I just... 542 00:32:29,268 --> 00:32:31,760 - Your breaker's fine by the way. - Er, um... 543 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:35,517 no, no, no. Wait! You, erm... 544 00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:37,169 oh, no! 545 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,521 What do you want? 546 00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:29,920 It's the same guy I met with Jay. 547 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,560 His name's Darren Morris, I recognise his picture. 548 00:33:33,104 --> 00:33:35,920 If he's lying about the keyring, he could be connected to my past. 549 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,161 Are you going to go back? 550 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,521 Be careful. 551 00:33:41,927 --> 00:33:43,440 So, this one? 552 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,426 Mm, do you think Tess'll be able to work the buttons? 553 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,551 It's the future. 554 00:33:48,955 --> 00:33:51,201 Don't tell me you're still using Milo? 555 00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:53,600 - What's wrong with Milo? - It rattled! 556 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,841 I'm surprised you could hear it over your sound effects?! 557 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,201 Um, do you reckon they giftwrap? 558 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,584 Hiya... 559 00:34:11,409 --> 00:34:12,814 Ok, we'll head back. 560 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,661 Thanks. 561 00:34:15,441 --> 00:34:17,161 Alistair's landed. 562 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,271 Well, she sounded kind-of nervous 563 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:27,640 but she said she wanted to meet up in person to tell me something big. 564 00:34:28,531 --> 00:34:30,800 You don't think she wants to get back together, do you? 565 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,440 Dunno. 566 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,320 - But you wouldn't, would you? - No. 567 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,130 Not after everything she put you through? 568 00:34:37,174 --> 00:34:38,167 God, no! 569 00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:40,337 I'd tell her to piss right off. 570 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,323 Um, but the way, you didn't say anything to anyone about the Jay and Frankie thing, did you? 571 00:34:45,442 --> 00:34:47,760 - No. - Good. Cos you mustn't. 572 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,108 What do you think I am? 573 00:34:49,227 --> 00:34:52,120 Well, Frankie said you almost let it slip... 574 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,289 I shouldn't have even told you! 575 00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:55,797 She's unbelievable. 576 00:34:55,798 --> 00:34:57,924 Thinking she can just make up the rules. 577 00:34:57,931 --> 00:34:58,758 What rules? 578 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,365 Well, what is she? 579 00:35:00,484 --> 00:35:02,617 Is she les? 580 00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:04,367 Bi? Straight? 581 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:06,560 Well, isn't that a bit out of date? 582 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,249 - Yeah, but it matters! - Does it? 583 00:35:08,286 --> 00:35:09,556 Doesn't it? 584 00:35:09,968 --> 00:35:12,522 I mean, they do say sexuality's more of a fluid thing. 585 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:13,686 Well, 586 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,622 I don't really want to think about the fluids. 587 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,926 No, but less black and white, more of a spectrum. 588 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,397 Well, I guess 589 00:35:22,516 --> 00:35:24,327 we are all just people... 590 00:35:24,634 --> 00:35:26,600 bodies and stuff. 591 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,157 Exactly! 592 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,240 So, technically anyone can love anyone? 593 00:35:33,359 --> 00:35:35,161 Yeah, I guess. 594 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,794 It was an accident. 595 00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:44,640 Yeah, but it's not the first one you've had this month, is it? 596 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,840 I don't know what's distracting you... 597 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,426 But if your mind's not on the job 598 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,512 then I'm gonna have to seriously reconsider your position within this company. 599 00:35:51,631 --> 00:35:54,520 - I'm so sorry. - It was my fault! 600 00:35:54,522 --> 00:35:56,565 Cat was outside. She had nothing to do with it. 601 00:35:56,609 --> 00:35:58,121 - Frankie... - Look, it was stupid. 602 00:35:58,141 --> 00:36:00,522 But if Cat took responsibility for every stupid thing 603 00:36:00,536 --> 00:36:02,234 that I'd done she would have sectioned by now. 604 00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:03,961 Maybe that's what the issue is here. 605 00:36:03,968 --> 00:36:04,961 Responsibility. 606 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,760 If she can't look after a photographer, let alone an intern. 607 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,150 Well, that was me as well. 608 00:36:10,741 --> 00:36:11,373 What? 609 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,720 I gave Hayley the ketamine. 610 00:36:14,075 --> 00:36:16,160 Right. Get out! 611 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,801 Yeah, my pleasure. 612 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,592 How much of this did you know about? 613 00:36:21,711 --> 00:36:24,423 I did warn you about her. 614 00:36:24,663 --> 00:36:27,787 Sorry... Dildo. 615 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,681 What the? 616 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,881 Ah! Thanks for coming. It's fine. 617 00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:14,960 You're looking... good. 618 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,560 - It's Botox. - Botox? 619 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,737 We're not going to stay looking young forever. 620 00:37:19,924 --> 00:37:22,132 - You should think about it. - Happy Birthday, Tess. 621 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,564 So... 622 00:37:26,096 --> 00:37:28,760 that isn't what you wanted to see me for? 623 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,480 - Sorry. - No, no, it's ok. 624 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,201 I'd rather forget about it too. 625 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:39,000 So, what did you want? 626 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,973 Well... 627 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,121 we did go out for quite a long time, didn't we? 628 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,560 - Yeah. - And that's got to count for something... 629 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,640 no matter what happened towards the end. 630 00:37:51,116 --> 00:37:52,640 I suppose... 631 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,210 I'm not looking for your approval 632 00:37:55,224 --> 00:37:56,770 or permission or anything, but 633 00:37:56,771 --> 00:38:00,032 you're still a significant person in my life... 634 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,326 You remember Shona from Spanish? 635 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:07,684 Yeah... 636 00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,658 We're getting married. 637 00:38:10,994 --> 00:38:12,527 Aargh! 638 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,469 I know you were never keen on the whole civil partnership thing 639 00:38:17,498 --> 00:38:19,361 but I felt you had the right to know. 640 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,400 You were never that keen on monogamy with me! 641 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,626 You've... you've only been with her six months! 642 00:38:24,633 --> 00:38:25,863 It's eight months. 643 00:38:25,864 --> 00:38:28,509 You're just bitter because I'm moving on with my life. 644 00:38:28,522 --> 00:38:31,557 What? Settling down with the bride of Frankenstein? 645 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,697 Off to the sperm bank with your turkey baster? 646 00:38:33,726 --> 00:38:35,453 I should've known you can't be happy for me. 647 00:38:35,454 --> 00:38:36,401 Yeah, you should have. 648 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,331 You can't be happy for anyone 649 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:40,125 because you're miserable and negative 650 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,166 and think it's funny you're a loser. 651 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,152 That's why I dumped you. 652 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,329 But at least I respected you enough to want to speak to you 653 00:38:45,336 --> 00:38:46,771 in person. Clearly... 654 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:47,719 I was wrong. 655 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,561 - Clearly you were. - Bye, Tess. 656 00:38:49,616 --> 00:38:51,921 - Have a nice life. - Yeah, send me some cake. 657 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,880 Happy Birthday! Woop woop! 658 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,681 Guess what, I've got an agent! 659 00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:11,280 Even bought me lunch. With champagne. Lots of champagne. 660 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,246 I'll tell you about it in the pub. Don't be late. 661 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,041 So... talk me through these new changes. 662 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,911 The astronaut bangs the alien, right? 663 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:22,441 Well, it's more of a happy ending really... 664 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,960 Yes, you bloody will! 665 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,640 Listen to me! 666 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,561 Yes, you bloody will! 667 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:16,561 Look, she's... This is going to come back on you. 668 00:40:16,561 --> 00:40:18,121 Back on you big time! 669 00:40:33,023 --> 00:40:35,200 I recognise his car. 670 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,410 You didn't knock after that? 671 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,871 If those two know each other then fuck knows what I'm walking into. 672 00:40:43,882 --> 00:40:47,172 Do you want me to see if Sam can look up this Darren Morris? 673 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,880 No. 674 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,368 God, it's no wonder I'm such a fuck up. 675 00:40:52,487 --> 00:40:54,381 You're not a fuck up. 676 00:40:55,003 --> 00:40:56,536 I am. 677 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,881 Ok, you are, but... 678 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,859 But what? 679 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,481 Tell me... 680 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,571 You know, you're the only one who's 681 00:41:15,817 --> 00:41:17,576 ever really known me. 682 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,187 I should go. 683 00:41:27,509 --> 00:41:29,741 Sam's coming to mine before the party. 684 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,911 Yeah. 685 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,001 Course she is. 686 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,841 I'll see you there then. 687 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,629 Where am I going to get a cowboy outfit at this type of notice? 688 00:42:05,748 --> 00:42:08,000 Pigtails, blusher. 689 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,149 Sexy Pocahontas. 690 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,873 Is this a party or a role play? 691 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,081 Bit of both... 692 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,001 I didn't think you wanted to know after the other day. 693 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,600 I've been having family problems. 694 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,321 Who hasn't? 695 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,801 So, are you coming then? 696 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,201 Tell me you want me there. 697 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,761 I want you there. 698 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,715 You were supposed to be here 20 minutes ago, we're going to be late. 699 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,720 I missed you too. 700 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,341 Where've you been? 701 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,609 I got ambushed by my landlady. 702 00:43:09,616 --> 00:43:12,110 It looks like I'm going to have to find somewhere else to live. 703 00:43:12,229 --> 00:43:12,883 Are you all right? 704 00:43:13,431 --> 00:43:14,941 I didn't say anything. 705 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,894 You didn't have to. 706 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,760 I'm fine. 707 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,105 You've just been a little bit off with me 708 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,921 over the last couple of days, that's all. 709 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,560 Sorry. 710 00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:30,929 I've just had a really busy week. 711 00:43:31,934 --> 00:43:34,848 It's my best friend's surprise party, I don't want to be late. 712 00:43:35,193 --> 00:43:36,455 Yeah. 713 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,120 Ye-ha! 714 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,547 Lady Luck must be a dyke. I love this place! 715 00:44:05,569 --> 00:44:07,082 What can I say? I'm a rent girl. 716 00:44:07,123 --> 00:44:09,550 I could probably help you find somewhere bigger than Jay's if you want... 717 00:44:09,669 --> 00:44:11,757 mates rates, no strings. 718 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,800 Oh, that might be Tess. 719 00:44:17,126 --> 00:44:19,627 How does she know what your place looks like? 720 00:44:19,889 --> 00:44:21,310 I don't know. 721 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,641 - Hey, cowgirl. - Hey, cowboy. 722 00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:39,761 - Sheriff... - All right? 723 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:59,821 - Nice place. - Yeah, shame about the freeloaders. 724 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,041 - Drink? - Thanks. 725 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,961 I'll sort this out. 726 00:45:16,961 --> 00:45:18,721 Ok. 727 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,240 Is she the one that stole my necklace? 728 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,160 - What? - Sadie. 729 00:45:29,858 --> 00:45:31,391 She gave it back. 730 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,635 Well, if you want Sadie, at least act like it. 731 00:45:41,017 --> 00:45:43,436 Cat's taken. Get over it. 732 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,321 You told her what I said to you? 733 00:45:50,328 --> 00:45:51,913 I didn't have to. 734 00:45:52,265 --> 00:45:54,331 Listen, don't try too hard, all right? 735 00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:58,041 Cat told me she's more than happy with Sam and that's that. 736 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,761 I'm sorry. 737 00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:29,761 - Wait, wait... - What? 738 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,448 I'm just going to see where the birthday girl is. 739 00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:47,281 Yep. 740 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,413 I was here on time but there's no sign of her... 741 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,560 No... 742 00:46:58,573 --> 00:47:00,174 Oh, hold on... 743 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,197 Tess! 744 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:12,041 Who are you supposed to be? Jackie Onassis on an ASBO? 745 00:47:12,992 --> 00:47:14,641 What happened to you? 746 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,739 Botox. 747 00:47:16,858 --> 00:47:19,037 It was a birthday treat. But I had a reaction. 748 00:47:19,156 --> 00:47:20,607 It doesn't look that bad. 749 00:47:20,831 --> 00:47:22,124 I'm not going out. 750 00:47:22,146 --> 00:47:23,714 Oh, come on, it's your birthday. 751 00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,120 - There's nothing to celebrate! - Tess! 752 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,880 Chloe's getting married! 753 00:47:28,499 --> 00:47:31,360 At least it wasn't to tell you she had chlamydia. 754 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,522 - Hey! Whoa, Tess... - What? 755 00:47:34,821 --> 00:47:36,023 Good riddance to her. 756 00:47:36,045 --> 00:47:38,156 Yeah, but why does she have to ride off into the sunset 757 00:47:38,170 --> 00:47:40,424 while I accelerate into a lonely grave? 758 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,134 - Hey, you've got loads of friends. - Yeah, but not tonight though, eh? 759 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,280 All too busy... 760 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,964 That's not true. 761 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:49,076 Yes, it is. 762 00:47:49,195 --> 00:47:51,641 - I'm sorry. - Hey. 763 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,320 Sorry. I can't even fucking cry properly. 764 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,440 Arrgh. Ssh. 765 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,840 Who cares about Chloe? 766 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,232 Everything else is great. 767 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,697 You've got loads of auditions. 768 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,880 No, I haven't. 769 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,481 I lied. 770 00:48:15,743 --> 00:48:18,027 But I couldn't tell you because 771 00:48:18,446 --> 00:48:20,039 you were doing so well. 772 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,429 Tess... 773 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,240 I got your message. Congratulations. 774 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,881 I don't care about that. 775 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:29,613 You don't have to lie to me. 776 00:48:29,635 --> 00:48:31,130 I was jealous! 777 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,962 And scared that 778 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:37,348 if you were a success, you wouldn't want to hang out with a loser like me any more. 779 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,360 Tess, you're not a loser! 780 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,146 Ok? 781 00:48:42,363 --> 00:48:44,632 Tess, you're amazing. 782 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,491 You're beautiful, you're kind, you're talented. 783 00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:52,424 And you don't even realise how funny you are, by accident and on purpose, 784 00:48:52,425 --> 00:48:55,441 and if the rest of the world can't see that then they're idiots. 785 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,538 But I can. 786 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,320 And I'll never leave you. 787 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,200 - Because I love you. - Ah. 788 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,000 I love you too, Ed. 789 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,272 No. 790 00:49:11,321 --> 00:49:12,486 I love you. 791 00:49:13,513 --> 00:49:14,926 Like... 792 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,481 like a man loves a woman. 793 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,800 Tess? 794 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,480 Tess! Tess, you said se... 795 00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,680 you said sexuality was fluid. 796 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:32,961 Fuck! 797 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:43,800 Hello? 798 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,001 Frankie, she's coming... 799 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,080 Tess is coming! 800 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,601 No! No, don't let her in! 801 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,401 Quick! Someone get the music! 802 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,841 Sssh! 803 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,441 Surprise! 804 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,281 Tess? 805 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,521 Hey, what's up? 806 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,841 Hey? 807 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,321 Ssh... 808 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,601 Ed! 809 00:51:36,849 --> 00:51:38,832 What happened? What did you do? 810 00:51:38,839 --> 00:51:40,785 - I told her. - You told her what? 811 00:51:41,384 --> 00:51:42,790 That I'm in love with her. 812 00:51:44,050 --> 00:51:44,997 Are you? 813 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,162 - No wonder you never pull! - Jay... 814 00:51:52,536 --> 00:51:54,384 You do realise she's gay? 815 00:51:54,503 --> 00:51:57,361 Well, it didn't stop you with Frankie, did it? 816 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,481 When? 817 00:52:06,699 --> 00:52:08,472 Is that where you were the other night? 818 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:11,801 No... 819 00:52:14,651 --> 00:52:16,040 No! 820 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,081 Don't let anyone in. 821 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,841 - Tess? - Go away! 822 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,754 - I'm sorry. - What? 823 00:52:29,986 --> 00:52:31,008 We can still be friends. 824 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:33,720 I thought we were friends. But all the time you were... 825 00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:35,841 Just get out. Can both... 826 00:52:35,851 --> 00:52:37,641 both of you just get out. 827 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:44,361 All right. 828 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,561 Come on. 829 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,241 Ow! 830 00:52:56,321 --> 00:52:58,280 You fucking bitch. 831 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,200 - Becks. - Don't fucking Becks me. 832 00:53:01,705 --> 00:53:03,801 Is it true? 833 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,361 Becky... 834 00:53:11,746 --> 00:53:13,474 Becky! 835 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,001 We should go. 836 00:54:38,199 --> 00:54:39,601 Canape? 837 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,681 Here... 838 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,268 Frankie, stop. 839 00:54:51,387 --> 00:54:53,201 Come on. 840 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,360 Kiss me. 841 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,601 Frankie, stop. 842 00:54:58,160 --> 00:54:59,681 What? Come on. 843 00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,683 It isn't me you want. Is it? 844 00:55:07,907 --> 00:55:10,040 It is tonight. 845 00:55:10,753 --> 00:55:12,001 What? 846 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,921 I really liked you, Frankie. 847 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,200 See you around. 848 00:55:25,319 --> 00:55:27,401 - Don't go. - Stop it. 849 00:56:08,661 --> 00:56:10,241 I love you. 850 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,081 You could move in with me. 851 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,376 You... you're sure? 852 00:56:37,495 --> 00:56:40,470 - We, we... we never gave this a shot. - Who's fault was that? 853 00:56:40,506 --> 00:56:41,423 Dig any deeper, 854 00:56:41,445 --> 00:56:42,535 you'll hurt yourself. 855 00:56:42,556 --> 00:56:44,321 Try to find out, I'll hurt her too. 856 00:56:44,328 --> 00:56:46,001 Some actress has dropped out of Uncle Vanya 857 00:56:46,002 --> 00:56:48,534 vat The Tron and they need to audition a new Sonia today. 858 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,840 Shit. You don't think it's broken, do you? 859 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,001 Why do you want her? 860 00:56:54,001 --> 00:56:55,856 We're just going to chat... 861 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,161 That's not what I meant. 862 00:57:20,788 --> 00:57:26,060 Sync by Alex1969 - resync and corrections by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 60413

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