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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,734 Hello. 2 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,069 Carole Baskin? 3 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:17,827 I'm Carole Baskin. 4 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:21,790 Well, we've never had a visit from Fish and Wildlife before, 5 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,959 'cause our sanctuary has a perfect record. 6 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:28,338 - I'm sure whatever it is, we'll be able to sort it out. 7 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,215 Uh, can I offer you something? 8 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,592 I'll take a coffee. 9 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,638 What, I can't ask for a coffee? 10 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,306 - It's not about your sanctuary. 11 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,226 - Oh, okay. 12 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,228 - Phew. - We have reason to believe 13 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,146 a hitman has been hired to murder you. 14 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:48,775 - Wh--what? 15 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,318 - Does the name Joseph Maldonado-Passage 16 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,028 mean anything to you? 17 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,405 Oh, my God. 18 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,532 - Jesus Christ. - Mm-hmm. 19 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,826 Joe hired a hitman? 20 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,786 Yes. 21 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,247 - Joe can afford a hitman? 22 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,959 Mrs. Baskin, do you know why 23 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,962 Mr. Maldonado-Passage would engage a murder-for-hire? 24 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,798 - Yes. He is a psychopath who wishes me dead. 25 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,261 - We've been in an ongoing dispute with Joe. 26 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,221 Has he been charged? 27 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,222 - We hope to have enough evidence 28 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,182 to charge him soon. 29 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:22,934 And, um, 30 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,521 where is the hitman? 31 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,857 - We can't locate him at the moment. 32 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,109 You lost the hitman? 33 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,403 - Last we heard, he was leaving Oklahoma. 34 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,114 - Mm-hmm. And where was he going? 35 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,949 Here. 36 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,286 - Here? 37 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,787 - Well, I--I'm sorry. 38 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,331 I understand this must be very hard for you. 39 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,875 What? 40 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,251 Oh, no, sorry, I just didn't take 41 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,377 my medication yet today. 42 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,254 I'm--I'm allergic to cats. 43 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,010 - So I--I assume that you two are here 44 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,220 to guard the house, then. 45 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,263 - That's not really something we do 46 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,474 at the Fish and Wildlife Service. 47 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,434 Well, what's the plan? 48 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:08,229 - We recommend you take precautions. 49 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:11,483 - I don't--I don't understand. I'm sorry, I don't understand. 50 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,443 - So what you're saying is that someone 51 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,988 is currently on their way here to murder me, 52 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:20,033 and there's nothing you can do about it? 53 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,455 We thought you should know. 54 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,260 We need one for the car. 55 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,762 - Mm-hmm. Two for the bedroom. 56 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,972 - Mm-hmm. Like his and hers. 57 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,102 - What kind of firearms are you looking for? 58 00:03:47,143 --> 00:03:48,269 I don't know. 59 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,354 I don't know anything about guns. 60 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,980 - We need something that will stop 61 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,732 a hitman in his tracks. 62 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,778 Okay. 63 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:01,491 Well, it doesn't get any more reliable than a Glock. 64 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,785 - Reliable's good. - Okay. 65 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,122 - How's that feel? - I don't-- 66 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:11,042 - I also have a .357 Magnum that I think you might like. 67 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,879 Christ. 68 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,008 Go ahead. 69 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,384 You all right? 70 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,929 Yeah, I'm good. 71 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:26,474 - No one's gonna hurt us, Carole. 72 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,977 - He ordered my murder, Howard. 73 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,771 Like it was a pizza from Little Caesars. 74 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,824 How did it come to this? 75 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,499 - Morning, Carole. - Thank you, Dan. 76 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,501 Hello. 77 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,294 - Status reports. - Oh, you. 78 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,629 I need to see you in my office. 79 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,381 Did I do something wrong? 80 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,091 And get Valerie. 81 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,889 Oh, gross. Look at my phone. 82 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,808 For crap's sake. 83 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,227 - Uh, one of the cats peed on your phone. 84 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,063 - Unless you want to confess. - Oh, my aim's not that good. 85 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,442 On your feet. 86 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:03,655 Um, do you know why I don't pay you 87 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,074 or any of the other volunteers here? 88 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,077 - Uh, well, it's a nonprofit, so-- 89 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,495 No. 90 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,706 It's that I don't want mercenaries 91 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:16,376 at Big Cat Rescue. 92 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,670 I want patriots. You understand? 93 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,921 Absolutely. 94 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,673 My parents don't get why I'm almost 30 95 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,092 and I'm working for free, but I am 100% committed 96 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,386 to the cause. 97 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,637 I knew it. 98 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,557 That's why it is my honor 99 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,976 to present you with... 100 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,310 this. 101 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,563 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 102 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,024 It's a big responsibility. 103 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,401 Our lynx and ocelots will be very happy 104 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,986 to have you taking care of them. 105 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,489 - Congratulations. 106 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,283 You've earned it, Taylor. 107 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:51,870 - It's, uh--it's Tyler. 108 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,414 - No, it's not. It is? 109 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,541 - Yeah. - Of course it is. 110 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,460 I get my vowels mixed up. 111 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,003 - Good job. - Thank you. 112 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,672 - And, uh-- 113 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,798 Off you go. 114 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:08,053 - Oh. Uh, thank you. - Okay. 115 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,846 Wear it well. 116 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,222 Whoops. 117 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,058 - This is cr-- 118 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,560 I think Mr. Mistoffelees wants us to change 119 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,021 - our phone carrier. 120 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,773 We've been in talks with Mr. Jarrett 121 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,649 to rescue his tiger. 122 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:25,403 It appears to be about four years old. 123 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,864 - He's a private owner? - Yeah, in South Carolina. 124 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,240 - Thank you. - Do we know 125 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,202 how recent the photo is? Or if that's the actual cat? 126 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,162 No and no. 127 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,413 Do we know anything? 128 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,998 - Just that Jarrett's agreed to meet. 129 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,041 Okay. 130 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,168 I'll take care of that one myself. 131 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,003 Um, what's next? 132 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,589 Status of animal abuse shows. 133 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,926 The two most recent shows are Welch's Great Cat Adventure, 134 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,720 in Texas, and Corley's Exotics, 135 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,056 - Wisconsin. - Anything on them? 136 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,099 No. 137 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,142 What are we supposed to do, Carole? 138 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,936 We can't even ID the people running these shows, 139 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,938 so how do we stop them? 140 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,698 - Well, no one said it was gonna be easy. 141 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,533 I haven't taken a day off since I was 15. 142 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,453 What they're counting on is 143 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,081 you getting tired of fighting. 144 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,083 Yeah. 145 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,377 Tiger in the wild can't take a day off, though, right? 146 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,795 No. 147 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,964 Tiger in the wild can't... 148 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,675 go to the pool and read a book. 149 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,552 Tiger in the wild's gotta be... 150 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,013 Laser-focused. 151 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,807 This whole life is a fight. 152 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,435 So, I don't know, 153 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,687 you want to take a day off 154 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,189 or you want to be a tiger? 155 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,859 all: Tiger. 156 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,694 I thought so. 157 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,117 What's Awakening Productions? 158 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,201 They're new. 159 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,453 We got a tip they're doing a show 160 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,455 in Iowa this weekend. 161 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,291 - Uh-huh. Well, looks like we got an opportunity 162 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,710 to get ahead of this one, let's take it. 163 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,550 Whoever you are, we're coming for you. 164 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,802 announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, 165 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,012 please give a warm, Iowa welcome, 166 00:09:56,054 --> 00:10:01,142 to the one and only Joe Exotic. 167 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,339 Welcome to the best 168 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,718 exotic animal show in these United States. 169 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,971 Whoo! 170 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,065 - I'm telling you, folks, you're gonna see 171 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,316 animals like you never seen 'em before, 172 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,860 up close and personal. 173 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,362 It'll be closer than that time you walked in on Mom and Dad 174 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,905 and they said they was just wrestling. 175 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,574 Sure looked like Dad was winning though, didn't it? 176 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,454 I'm gonna introduce you to a friend right now. 177 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,373 Cletus, come on out here. 178 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,583 Oh, I know. 179 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,377 This is how I like to say hello to Cletus. 180 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,380 Thank you. 181 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:16,301 - all: Oh! - Wow. 182 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,386 - You know, Cletus might kiss like he's French, 183 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:22,223 but I guaran-God-damn-tee you he's 100% Arabian. 184 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,435 Right, Cletus? What? Huh? 185 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,354 Oh, my-- Cletus said, 186 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,105 "Forget about all them sheiks in the Middle East, 187 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,066 "there ain't no better place to be in the world 188 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,526 than the Linn County Fair with y'all." 189 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,447 Joe! 190 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,325 Joe. Joe. 191 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,786 - God d-- 192 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,496 I want you to talk to Cletus, 193 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,539 he'll talk back to you in his own special way. 194 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,957 I'll be right back. 195 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,085 The fuck is it? I'm getting warmed up. 196 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,503 We got a problem. 197 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,227 He's been throwing up. 198 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,608 - Fuck. Just pump him full of antibiotics and-- 199 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,984 we gotta get him onstage. 200 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,779 - He can't go on, Joe. - He's my headliner. 201 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,198 Well, he needs a vet. 202 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,618 So unless you can magically pull a tiger out of your ass, 203 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,538 you're screwed. 204 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,212 - Joe! Got it. 205 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,630 - Give me the orange, give me the orange. 206 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,679 Relax. 207 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,598 This gonna come out. 208 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,766 I think. 209 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,813 Who wants to see a tiger appear out of thin air? 210 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,567 I can't hear you! 211 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,239 Well, all right. Your wish is my command. 212 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,327 Yeah. 213 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,496 Yeah, well, my friend might be young, 214 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,665 but pretty soon he's gonna be eating 215 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,876 333 pounds of meat a month. 216 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,836 That'll clean out any McDonald's. 217 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,214 Huh? 218 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,387 - What's better than seeing a tiger? 219 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,097 It's pettin' one. 220 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,016 Who's ready for the next part of the show? 221 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:31,061 I know you are! 222 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,063 God damn it! 223 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:36,107 Mother fucking sheep. 224 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,028 Hey, kids, look how cute this little guy is. 225 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,115 That'll be ten bucks, please. 226 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,160 Uh, that's each. 227 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,328 Small price to pay 228 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,164 for a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 229 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,249 Are you real? 230 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,586 - You bet your ass I am, darlin'. 231 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,016 Take over. 232 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,647 - What the hell? - What's going on? 233 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,023 Get security. 234 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,409 Hey! Get away from that cage! 235 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,244 - You're mistreating this animal. 236 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,079 - Your bosses at PETA are wasting their time. 237 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,622 I ain't doing shit. 238 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,499 I don't work for PETA. 239 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,501 I'm with Big Cat Rescue. 240 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,919 Who? 241 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,547 Carole Baskin. 242 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,007 And you're going down. 243 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,383 - Oh, yeah, I'm going down, all right, 244 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,926 but your ugly ass ain't gonna be 245 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:45,927 on the other end of it. 246 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,220 Get her out of here. 247 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,680 You're disgusting. 248 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,515 Get--I can let myself out. 249 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,559 Thank you. 250 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,271 - Do your boss a favor and give her a message. 251 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,232 You don't want to mess with Joe Exotic! 252 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,824 - Who's Carole Baskin? - Hell if I know. 253 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,492 Come on, we got a show to finish. 254 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,516 We got a deal? 255 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:37,437 - Oh, don't ask me. She's the boss. 256 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,903 If you're having second thoughts, 257 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,654 there's a roadside zoo up in Tennessee 258 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,698 that will take him. 259 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,617 - Him? It's a-- 260 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,578 I'm sorry, it's a--it's a girl. 261 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,663 Cat weighs 450, easy. 262 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,916 - Yeah, but the paws are too small, 263 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,585 and there's no ruff around the neck. 264 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,130 Plus, she's got a vagina, if you look. 265 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,968 Oh, man. 266 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,598 It's okay, sweetheart. 267 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,475 We're gonna get you out of here. 268 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,814 It's okay. 269 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,816 Well? 270 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,071 Okay, so you said $5,000? 271 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,533 Gonna need $10,000. 272 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,952 Now, hold on, just a minute. 273 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,122 - This cat is purebred Siberian. 274 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,624 - Uh-huh, oh. 275 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,876 Oh, my gosh, I didn't know. 276 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,378 Shoot. 277 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,172 Okay, can I see your permit then? 278 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,091 'Cause you're selling her across state lines, 279 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,635 and the Endangered Species Act says you need a permit 280 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,471 if it's a purebred, so-- 281 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,724 I'm sure you know that. 282 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,560 If you want, I can, um, get Fish and Wildlife 283 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:02,188 to come down and help us sort this out. 284 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,774 What's your problem, lady? 285 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,819 My problem is 286 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,612 that I would like one day of peace 287 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,115 on this Earth, sir. 288 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,575 But I can't have it, 289 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,994 because I keep having to get into fights 290 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,705 with men like you 291 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,750 who take these gorgeous wild animals 292 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,211 and put them in a cage in their backyard, 293 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,672 so they can walk outside, scratch their balls, 294 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,051 and think, "Whoa, look at me. 295 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:35,889 I got a tiger in my backyard. I must be special." 296 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,351 You're not special, though. 297 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,519 You suck. Oh. 298 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,104 You suck. 299 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,525 Do you want the $5,000 or not? 300 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,585 Hey, honey, I'm home! 301 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,256 You look like hell, Joe. 302 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,424 - I've been on the road for two days. 303 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,385 What's your excuse? 304 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,762 Hey! New guy. John, is it? 305 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,263 - Yes, sir? - How's the trailer? 306 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,057 - Comfortable? - Yeah, real good, Mr. Exotic. 307 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,058 Thank you. 308 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,768 - Mr. Exotic's my father's name. 309 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,689 - Okay, let's go 310 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,232 pick up some gear, and take you to the shed. 311 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,693 Yes, sir. 312 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,819 - Where did you learn to take care of 313 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,445 all these different animals? 314 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,240 - Oh, I'm a proud graduate of Google university. 315 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:40,620 You can learn a lot from the internet, you know? 316 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,790 Get a load of the balls on this guy, huh. 317 00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,208 Yeah, you're my bubba, aint you? 318 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,794 You're my-- yeah, you thirsty, honey? 319 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,547 Yes, you are. 320 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,090 There you go. 321 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,552 I saved this monkey from a shitty-ass circus 322 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,220 that went belly-up. 323 00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:59,472 Lot of these animals are rescues around here. 324 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,934 They're cross-eyed, or, you know, missing a tail. 325 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,352 Zoos won't take 'em. 326 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,438 But I will. 327 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,399 Excuse me. 328 00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:11,151 Oh. 329 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,277 I still got it. 330 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,446 - So why do those animal rights people 331 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,947 want to stop you? 332 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,991 - Ah, just a bunch of dried up cows 333 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,701 picking on me 'cause their husbands 334 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,286 can't get it up for them anymore. 335 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:25,123 You know that they say that cub breeders are evil? 336 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,791 That we get rid of our animals 337 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,586 after they're old and expensive? 338 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,880 Have you ever seen me do that? 339 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,090 - Well, I just started here. - No! 340 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,551 - Oh. - I got big plans. 341 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,595 I'm gonna take my tour national 342 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,474 so the whole world can love on my beautiful babies. 343 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:46,186 'Cause that's what I'm about. 344 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:53,443 My kids love me just as much as I love them. 345 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,030 Want to see some shit? 346 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:58,365 Yeah. 347 00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,494 My dream was always 348 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,620 to have a zoo. 349 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,039 - You want to know why? - Yeah. 350 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:13,505 - Because why would I want to have a regular job... 351 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:19,219 When I can do this? 352 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,646 What the fuck? 353 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,968 The vet just finished up. 354 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,386 How's she looking? 355 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,263 Malnourished, ringworm. 356 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,723 We need to do a few more tests. 357 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,058 - Yeah. Um... 358 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,602 let's get her into the quarantine building ASAP, 359 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:13,189 and have keepers available for 24 hour observation. 360 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,858 Okay. 361 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,402 Frick. 362 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,572 She's gonna be okay. 363 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,907 - I know. She's a fighter. 364 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,993 That's the thing about cats... 365 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,996 Carol? Dinner. 366 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,790 - You know, they start out so innocent. 367 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,791 They have no idea what the world 368 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,335 can really be like. 369 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,511 But even if they leave home, 370 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,597 they still figure out how to survive. 371 00:21:55,982 --> 00:22:01,321 What happened to them, it's never gone from their mind. 372 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,864 But then those little kittens 373 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,115 have little kittens of their own. 374 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,368 and life goes on. 375 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,121 I don't know what it is. I just--I feel this need 376 00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:12,415 to save them. 377 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,917 I really feel like I was put on this Earth 378 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,502 to rescue cats. 379 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:20,924 I know, Mom. 380 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,052 I know you feel it too. 381 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,513 Sorry to interrupt. 382 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,932 We got video from our volunteer in Iowa. 383 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,945 Hey! Get away from there. 384 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,738 - You're mistreating this animal. 385 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,032 I ain't doing shit. 386 00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:54,040 - Valerie! Round up. 387 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,085 Okay. We've been struggling 388 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,587 to shut down all these disparate animal abuse shows. 389 00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:02,173 But look, this is from the video in Iowa. 390 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:03,591 What do you notice? 391 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:06,219 Besides that his mouth looks like a little butthole. 392 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:09,014 Uh, the dog collar. 393 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,850 - No. Look at the mullet. 394 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,309 Mullet. Okay. 395 00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,937 Welch's Great Cat Adventure, 396 00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:18,690 Texas. 397 00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,233 The mullet. 398 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,694 Corley's Exotics, Wisconsin. 399 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,779 Alex Productions. World Magic. 400 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,322 Holy crap. 401 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,992 They're all the same person. 402 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,703 Yes. Exactly. 403 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,998 This is who we've been after. 404 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,916 This is our guy. 405 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:47,052 Crystal, after I trank Oscar, 406 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,888 you move him into the new cage, okay? 407 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,473 All right. 408 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,184 I have to call my parole officer back. 409 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,352 - Oh, yeah. If he wants to talk to me 410 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:56,478 I'll say whatever you want me to, 411 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,438 you know that. 412 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,231 Thanks, Joe. 413 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,775 Joe! 414 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,445 That weirdo's back at Ozzy's cage. 415 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,155 Shit. 416 00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:11,117 One of those fucking animal right God damn nut bags. 417 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,456 How you doing, buddy boy? 418 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:17,457 Hey! 419 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,210 Get your ass away from that cage. 420 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,045 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. 421 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,423 - This is my damn zoo, don't tell me to calm down. 422 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,549 What group you with? 423 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,928 - I don't think I'm a part of any group. 424 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,846 Unless you count Costco. 425 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,390 Real funny. 426 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,183 - Thing is, if I don't get right up next to the cage, 427 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,893 I can't give Ozzy his Twinkies, 428 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,937 and they just make him so damn happy. 429 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,022 Twinkies upset his stomach. 430 00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:42,482 Not banana flavor. 431 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:46,069 No shit. 432 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:47,987 - Isn't that right, boy, baby boy? 433 00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:50,865 Yeah. 434 00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:52,742 You know, after I got out of the hospital, 435 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,286 Ozzy here is the only thing that cheered me up. 436 00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,832 This zoo, uh-- this zoo saved me. 437 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,088 - You need a bench or something? 438 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:06,548 - I can stand just as good as you can. 439 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:07,757 No offense. 440 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:08,967 - Yeah, that's what everyone says 441 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,260 right after they tell me the job ain't mine. 442 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,053 I mean, how would you like it if you got dinged 443 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:14,055 for the funny way you talk? 444 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,933 - I don't talk funny. - Yeah, okay. 445 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,896 - What happened? - Zip line accident. 446 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,899 - Jesus. - Yeah, I should've died. 447 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,277 I said goodbye to my wife and everything. 448 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,404 - Bet she's disappointed you pulled through. 449 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,074 Yeah, fair enough. 450 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:36,244 - What's your name? - John Reinke. 451 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:39,789 - You want a job, John Reinke? 452 00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,666 You serious? 453 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,460 - Joe! - What? 454 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:48,340 Look. 455 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,342 Look at this sick tiger. 456 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,677 Sadly, he's one of the many big cats 457 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,262 subjected to repeated abuse 458 00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,931 by the most prolific cat abuser around, 459 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,350 Joe Schreibvogel. 460 00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:01,186 Together, we can stop this monster. 461 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,981 Go to bigcatrescue.org for more information. 462 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:07,233 - It's that woman, Carole Baskin. 463 00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:09,486 She's got a whole website trying to take you down now. 464 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,697 - Well, if she wants to mess with me, 465 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,783 I can mess with her. 466 00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:19,371 One, left, two. 467 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:20,830 - You're getting better. - No, I'm not. 468 00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:21,873 I'm the worst dancer in the world. 469 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,249 I hate this. 470 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,043 I absolutely hate that you're making me do this. 471 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:27,337 - Oh, watch out. - Wow, ow, ow. 472 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,339 I gotta go to work. I'm sorry. 473 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,384 - Let's rehearse more after work. 474 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,886 - Depends on how masochistic I'm feeling. 475 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,055 Oops. 476 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,682 It's Donna. It's one of my donors. 477 00:26:38,723 --> 00:26:39,933 - Mm-hmm. 478 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:43,895 - Hello, Donna. How are you? 479 00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:46,064 Uh-huh. 480 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:49,567 Okay, what website? 481 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:53,238 Hold on, let me... 482 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,741 open up my trusty computer here, hold on. 483 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,618 Okay. 484 00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:03,123 What the heck? 485 00:27:03,164 --> 00:27:05,250 Oh, my God. 486 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:08,169 What is this? I don't understand. 487 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:09,879 This is not us. 488 00:27:09,921 --> 00:27:11,256 D--hold on, Donna. 489 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,133 - How do you put it on mute? - Oh. 490 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,427 - Just that-- 491 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:16,928 - Not that. That--that's a number. 492 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,179 What is that? That's speaker. 493 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,932 Shit. Donna? Donna? 494 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,184 Okay. Look at this. 495 00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,603 Someone is doing shows using our name, 496 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,272 and they even made a fake website 497 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:30,108 to make it look like we're the ones abusing animals. 498 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,943 Oh, my God. I have to deal with this. 499 00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:35,113 Excuse me. Donna! 500 00:27:35,155 --> 00:27:37,073 - Donna. Donna? - You're still on mute. 501 00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,324 Shit. 502 00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:40,410 Donna, I assure you this goes against 503 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:43,663 everything that we stand for. 504 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,457 Donna? 505 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,958 Do-- 506 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,543 I hung up on Donna! 507 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,632 Listen up, motherfuckers. 508 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,593 I got a statement from Carole Baskin 509 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,470 of Big Cat Rescue. 510 00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:01,473 She says, "A fraudulent website 511 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:06,394 "has been created to sew distrust and alarm 512 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:09,272 "in the big cat community. 513 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:12,650 "To be clear, we would never hurt any animal 514 00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:15,362 and we are deeply upset." 515 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:18,656 - Oh, fuck you, Carole Baskin. - Exactly. 516 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,367 You know what, she tried to shut us down, 517 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:21,743 but I got news for her. 518 00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:25,080 We just had the most profitable show ever! 519 00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:27,332 - Whoo-hoo! 520 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,751 - And when I do well, we all do well. 521 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:37,342 Even though you are the ugliest bunch of rejects 522 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:38,927 I ever seen in my whole goddamn life. 523 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,887 Hey, I ain't no reject, baby. 524 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,597 - Hey! Takes one to know one, 525 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:45,183 and I've been one my whole life! 526 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,851 Here's to the unwanted animals! 527 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,092 Hey, Joe? 528 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:20,802 I finished that weld on Bonedigger's cage. 529 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,263 - Oh, great. Hang on a sec. 530 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:25,640 Ma'am, we're closing up for the night. 531 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:27,267 But if you want to buy a stuffed animal, 532 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:28,935 I'll give you a second one for half off. 533 00:29:28,977 --> 00:29:30,311 Can't beat that. 534 00:29:30,353 --> 00:29:32,063 - She's a little old for stuffed animals. 535 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,733 - Oh, how about a T-shirt then? Huh? 536 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,485 Can't get that anywhere else. 537 00:29:37,527 --> 00:29:40,447 - You're right about that. Time to go, Kelly. 538 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,115 - Oh, Kelly, you don't want to leave empty-handed. 539 00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:44,200 Tell your mom you want to support the animals. 540 00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:48,121 Kelly, I got candy. 541 00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:51,624 I didn't mean it like that. 542 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:53,209 Need a hand? 543 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,628 - Oh, sure, but I ain't keeping you, am I? 544 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:57,380 No. 545 00:29:57,422 --> 00:30:00,091 Ain't like I'm in a hurry to get home. 546 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,426 Everything okay? 547 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:05,305 - I don't know. Uh-- 548 00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,265 Just things have been a little bit quiet there 549 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:10,018 since my dad passed. 550 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,561 I don't got much family left, you know? 551 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,942 - You like it here okay so far? 552 00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:20,111 I love it. 553 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,988 It's like-- 554 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,366 I don't know. 555 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:26,576 SeaWorld or something. 556 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:28,787 Only I'm in the middle of Oklahoma. 557 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:31,539 - I'll tell you something. This ain't SeaWorld. 558 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:33,833 It's my world. 559 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:36,169 You're gonna be okay now, 560 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,380 'cause we take care of our own here. 561 00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:41,841 Come on. 562 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,803 You can help me bring the cubs in for the night. 563 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:46,680 - Seriously? - Sure. 564 00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:47,764 Come on, you're ready. 565 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:59,859 Oh, sorry. 566 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,236 Watch your step, the animals leave 567 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:04,989 their chew toys all over the place. 568 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,408 You keep 'em in cribs? 569 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:09,077 They're babies, ain't they? 570 00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,621 There you go, baby. 571 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:16,835 - Go ahead. 572 00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:35,061 What are you doing? 573 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:38,940 Hey, there, little guy. 574 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,233 Hey, buddy. 575 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:41,818 Take a load off, dude. 576 00:31:49,451 --> 00:31:52,912 - Long day, huh? - Oh, yeah. 577 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,873 - Hope you got a girlfriend don't bust your balls 578 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:56,082 for working so hard. 579 00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,626 Nah. 580 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:01,004 I ain't gotta worry about that. 581 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,673 Yeah? Why's that? 582 00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:07,093 Um... 583 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:10,638 my girlfriend cheated on me, so... 584 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:11,931 that's over. 585 00:32:11,973 --> 00:32:13,683 You trying to tell me 586 00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:16,561 she thinks she can find somebody better? 587 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:20,357 - Bullshit. 588 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,151 You just need somebody to appreciate you. 589 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:28,448 - Oh, I'm not, uh-- 590 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:32,869 What? 591 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,579 Into guys. 592 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:37,207 I mean I--look, I don't care if you are, 593 00:32:37,248 --> 00:32:41,586 it's just--I'm straight, so-- 594 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:44,839 You ever been with a guy? 595 00:32:44,881 --> 00:32:47,175 No. 596 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:53,056 Do you watch porn? 597 00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:57,686 - Yeah. - What kind? 598 00:32:57,727 --> 00:33:00,689 I don't know. 599 00:33:00,730 --> 00:33:03,650 Babysitter stuff. 600 00:33:03,692 --> 00:33:05,694 Girl and a guy? 601 00:33:05,735 --> 00:33:08,321 - Mm-hmm. 602 00:33:08,363 --> 00:33:12,826 - Okay, well, when the guy's doing the girl, 603 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:16,705 you like it when he's got a big one or a little one? 604 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,626 Big one, I guess. 605 00:33:21,668 --> 00:33:23,920 - Well, then you ain't that straight. 606 00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:10,842 - Hey, folks, 607 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,594 come see me in Dodge City on the 4th, 608 00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:15,263 Omaha on the 8th, and Houston on the 12th! 609 00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:17,390 And more shows comin'! 610 00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,455 - Yes. 611 00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,166 Yes, I know how many malls Mr. Sutton runs. 612 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,543 Mr. Sutton is very important, 613 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:10,503 but I left my number yesterday, 614 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:12,380 and I would appreciate a call back, 615 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:14,924 because it's imperative that he understand 616 00:36:14,966 --> 00:36:17,802 who Joe Exotic is, and what-- 617 00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:23,058 - Sorry to interrupt, I just, uh-- 618 00:36:23,099 --> 00:36:24,559 I had a question about the feeding schedule 619 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,728 for the ocelots. 620 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:30,023 I could just leave. 621 00:36:30,065 --> 00:36:33,735 Kind of looks like you want to punch me in the face, so-- 622 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,445 - At what point does banging your head 623 00:36:35,487 --> 00:36:39,366 against a wall lead to permanent brain damage? 624 00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:41,368 That's rhetorical, right? 625 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:42,786 - None of these malls or county fairs 626 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,496 will call me back. 627 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:45,789 Hmm. 628 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:49,542 Sit. 629 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:51,753 I need a break. 630 00:36:53,546 --> 00:36:55,215 How is the red shirt treating you? 631 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,675 Oh, great. Great. 632 00:36:56,716 --> 00:36:59,052 I love being up close with the animals. 633 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:00,220 - Yeah. - Yeah. 634 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,222 Jamie's been showing me the ropes. 635 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,391 - Did you study zoology in college? 636 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:07,060 - Uh, I dropped out, actually. Yeah. 637 00:37:07,102 --> 00:37:08,728 I, uh--I spent a year volunteering 638 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:11,648 for the Obama campaign, so. That was cool. 639 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,149 Huh. Doing what? 640 00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:15,276 Um, just mostly online stuff. 641 00:37:15,318 --> 00:37:17,028 You know, reaching out to people, 642 00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:18,738 building a coalition. 643 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:20,490 It was a grind, but, uh, 644 00:37:20,532 --> 00:37:22,283 strength in numbers, you know? 645 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:26,579 Yeah. 646 00:37:26,621 --> 00:37:27,747 Yeah. 647 00:37:32,043 --> 00:37:33,461 What if I told you, 648 00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:35,255 that with the push of one button, 649 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,132 we could get every one of our supporters 650 00:37:37,173 --> 00:37:39,843 to email every mall and county fair 651 00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:42,762 currently set to host one of Joe's shows. 652 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,014 I would tell you 653 00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:45,098 that it's against company policy 654 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,641 to come to work stoned. 655 00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:50,437 - It is a software program that the Obama campaign used. 656 00:37:50,478 --> 00:37:52,856 And we can use it to rally people 657 00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:55,608 against Joe's shows in bigger numbers. 658 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,570 - You think 2,000 emails would make a difference? 659 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,613 - Well, I don't know, but 20,000 might. 660 00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,615 - There's a lot of animal rights groups, 661 00:38:02,657 --> 00:38:04,284 and we are not the only ones who are against 662 00:38:04,325 --> 00:38:06,327 what Joe's doing. We just need to reach out 663 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:07,996 and convince them to come together 664 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,873 under one flag. 665 00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:15,295 - So you have a list of people for us to contact. 666 00:38:15,337 --> 00:38:17,464 So I should just drop everything and-- 667 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,799 Start calling, yes. 668 00:38:27,265 --> 00:38:30,143 - Big Cat Rescue. Yeah, hold please. 669 00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:31,811 Yeah. Carole! 670 00:38:31,853 --> 00:38:33,021 It's Luis Diaz, 671 00:38:33,063 --> 00:38:35,648 from the Americans Against Animal Cruelty? 672 00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,317 Karen, look at the pictures 673 00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:38,610 of what Joe did to those tigers, 674 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,653 and tell me you could sleep afterwards. 675 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:42,614 Individually, we are a whimper, Derek, 676 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:44,282 but together we are a roar. 677 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,492 I just sent 678 00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:46,868 the Great Lakes Rescue's email list. 679 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,828 - Got it. Add that to the rest, please. 680 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,747 Okay. 681 00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,165 598 plus 2-- 682 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:53,375 - Well? - Yeah, I'm going 683 00:38:53,416 --> 00:38:54,959 as fast as I can. 684 00:38:55,001 --> 00:38:57,170 - What's the total number? - I'm just--I'm-- 685 00:38:57,212 --> 00:38:58,421 I don't work well under pressure, 686 00:38:58,463 --> 00:39:00,173 so if you could just-- 687 00:39:00,215 --> 00:39:01,174 - 'Cause you know when you mess up, 688 00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:02,384 the whole thing gets lost. 689 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:04,844 - No, it--yeah, I know. Okay, I got it. 690 00:39:04,886 --> 00:39:06,721 I got it. 691 00:39:06,763 --> 00:39:10,100 24,366. 692 00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:11,893 Hmm. 693 00:39:14,312 --> 00:39:17,691 Is that good? 694 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:19,109 That's fine. 695 00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:20,819 That's good. 696 00:39:24,572 --> 00:39:27,784 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 697 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,203 - Okay. Got all their emails. 698 00:39:30,245 --> 00:39:32,247 - Mm-hmm. - Now you just gotta 699 00:39:32,288 --> 00:39:34,958 rally your new troops. 700 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,252 What do you mean? 701 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:40,422 - Talk to them. Yeah. 702 00:39:40,463 --> 00:39:41,923 - No. - Every movement needs a face. 703 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:44,134 - No, I don't-- I don't like the spotlight. 704 00:39:44,175 --> 00:39:46,177 I'm behind the scenes. 705 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:47,887 - Okay, name me one other person 706 00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:50,598 who can speak with more passion about this than you? 707 00:39:52,308 --> 00:39:54,436 Come on. 708 00:40:04,154 --> 00:40:06,906 Um, yes. Okay. 709 00:40:06,948 --> 00:40:08,575 I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go for one. 710 00:40:08,616 --> 00:40:11,286 Okay. Good. 711 00:40:14,122 --> 00:40:16,291 Hello. 712 00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:25,633 I'm gonna start again. Okay, um-- 713 00:40:29,262 --> 00:40:32,932 Good afternoon, animal lovers. 714 00:40:32,974 --> 00:40:34,225 No. 715 00:40:34,267 --> 00:40:36,353 Stiff. Too stiff. 716 00:40:36,394 --> 00:40:38,605 It's good to see all your faces. 717 00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:40,523 I can't see their faces. This is stupid. 718 00:40:40,565 --> 00:40:43,068 Hello there, all you lovers of cats. 719 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:45,278 That sounds like-- that sounds obscene. 720 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,780 Do you have a beta-blocker? 721 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:52,452 That's cat for "We need help." 722 00:40:54,496 --> 00:40:55,789 You're right. Loosen up. Loosen up. 723 00:41:02,045 --> 00:41:04,464 It's Carole Baskin. 724 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:06,633 My name is Carole Baskin. 725 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,593 Carole like the Christmas song, 726 00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,887 Baskin, like the Robbins. 727 00:41:10,929 --> 00:41:12,305 That sucks. 728 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:13,973 I don't remember how to speak English. 729 00:41:14,015 --> 00:41:15,475 Am I speaking English? 730 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,771 I think I just had a stroke. Okay. 731 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:22,315 Why is this so hard? 732 00:41:22,357 --> 00:41:23,650 Excuse me, can I have 733 00:41:23,692 --> 00:41:25,860 a different personality, please? 734 00:41:27,946 --> 00:41:32,659 Hello there, cats. Hey, cats. 735 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:36,371 Hey, cats. Hey, fat cats and kittens. 736 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:38,498 And kittens. You courageous cats-- 737 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,375 Cuddly cats--cute cats-- kooky cats-- 738 00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:42,544 kinky cats--whoops. 739 00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:43,920 Hey there, all you c-- 740 00:41:43,962 --> 00:41:48,550 Hey, all you cool cats and kittens-- 741 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:50,427 Hey, all you cool cats and kittens, 742 00:41:50,468 --> 00:41:52,971 I'm Carole Baskin, and I need your help. 743 00:41:59,394 --> 00:42:00,603 Hey, careful with that. 744 00:42:00,645 --> 00:42:04,482 Precious cargo. 745 00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:06,943 My home state. We gotta give 'em a good show. 746 00:42:09,446 --> 00:42:12,407 - Excuse me, are you Mr. Exotic? 747 00:42:12,449 --> 00:42:14,909 Autographs after the show. 748 00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:17,078 No, I'm Melvin. 749 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,039 I-I manage the mall. 750 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,499 - Well, shit. Great to meet you, Melvin. 751 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,251 You got a hell of a mall here. 752 00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:25,879 Thank you. 753 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,590 I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel the show. 754 00:42:30,383 --> 00:42:31,843 Why's that, Melvin? 755 00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:34,637 - All I know is that we got flooded with emails, and-- 756 00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,556 - What the hell do emails got to do with it? 757 00:42:36,598 --> 00:42:39,267 - The animal groups are after us. 758 00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:41,644 They crashed our servers. 759 00:42:41,686 --> 00:42:43,480 Look, I don't know what kind of enemies you have, 760 00:42:43,521 --> 00:42:45,648 but this is a huge problem for us. 761 00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:47,692 - All right, let's sit down and talk. 762 00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:49,694 It's not my call. 763 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:53,156 - I'm sorry. - So that's it? 764 00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:54,949 Fuck your apology, Melvin. 765 00:42:54,991 --> 00:42:56,242 You know what? I didn't do anything wrong. 766 00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:57,577 - Get off of me. - Joe-- 767 00:42:57,619 --> 00:42:59,037 - Hey. - Listen, 768 00:42:59,079 --> 00:43:01,122 - I'm talking to you, Melvin! - Joe, Joe, it's okay. 769 00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:03,458 - It's not okay. None of this is okay. 770 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,960 - Joe-- - God, let go of me. 771 00:43:12,592 --> 00:43:14,552 Load the truck back up. We're leaving. 772 00:43:15,887 --> 00:43:19,015 I said load it up, damn it! 773 00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:33,655 - Oh! - There you are. 774 00:43:33,697 --> 00:43:36,157 - Oh, my God. - Mmm. Oh! 775 00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:38,159 Would you like some victory brie? 776 00:43:38,201 --> 00:43:39,411 Yes, please. 777 00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:41,454 I've been waiting for this all day. 778 00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:43,540 - All right. - Oh, my God, the joy. 779 00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:45,959 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 780 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:49,838 Okay. Toast time. 781 00:43:49,879 --> 00:43:52,882 - Uh, you go first. - Oh, uh-- 782 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:58,638 To Joe Exotic, wherever he may be. 783 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,890 He learned the first lesson of tangling 784 00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:03,643 with my brilliant wife. 785 00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:06,730 It does not go well. 786 00:44:06,771 --> 00:44:08,314 - Not bad for a high school dropout. 787 00:44:08,356 --> 00:44:10,233 Mm. 788 00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:14,571 - Wait, I want to do one too. Okay, um... 789 00:44:14,612 --> 00:44:18,867 When there are no more animals in cages, 790 00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:21,327 then there will be no more need for us to rescue them. 791 00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:25,540 So here's to us putting ourselves 792 00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:26,791 out of business. 793 00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,270 Hey, Joe. You okay? 794 00:44:55,653 --> 00:44:58,031 She got to every mall 795 00:44:58,073 --> 00:45:01,743 and fair within 1,000 miles. 796 00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:04,788 What does that mean? 797 00:45:04,829 --> 00:45:07,957 - Means I ain't got no income. 798 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:10,210 Means the zoo might have to shut down. 799 00:45:13,296 --> 00:45:16,257 The animals-- 800 00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:18,301 I don't even know what would happen to them. 801 00:45:18,343 --> 00:45:20,512 Today it was Joe Exotic, 802 00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:24,683 tomorrow I'm gonna go after all the rest of them. 803 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:27,602 I've had to fight 804 00:45:27,644 --> 00:45:29,521 for everything I got. 805 00:45:29,562 --> 00:45:32,315 Every roadside zoo, 806 00:45:32,357 --> 00:45:33,942 every private owner. 807 00:45:33,983 --> 00:45:36,027 - And if she thinks she can knock me back, 808 00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:39,072 and I'm gonna go down quietly... 809 00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:41,074 - They're gonna find out the old-fashioned way... 810 00:45:41,116 --> 00:45:43,576 I don't do anything quietly. 811 00:45:43,618 --> 00:45:46,246 - You don't fuck with Carole Baskin. 812 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:48,707 And that bitch 813 00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:52,168 poked the wrong goddamn bear. 52314

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