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[CHUCK BERRY'S "TOO MUCH
MONKEY BUSINESS" PLAYING]
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♪ Runnin' to-and-froHard workin' at the mill ♪
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♪ Never failed at the mailYeah, come a rotten bill ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey businessFor me to be involved in ♪
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♪ Salesman talkin' to meTryin' to run me up a creek ♪
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♪ Says you can buy itGo on try it ♪
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♪ You can pay me next weekAh ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey business ♪
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♪ Too much monkey businessFor me to be involved in ♪
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Only thing you got in common
with the King
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is a liking for peanut butter
sandwiches.
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Yeah.
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That kind of combo
clogs up the plumbing.
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Can't crap.
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Shit backs up to your eyeballs,
turns them brown.
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And then you drown.
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Now, there's a song for you.
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Eat your fucking vegetables.
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[LINK WRAY'S
"FIRE AND BRIMSTONE" PLAYING]
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♪ I had a dream last night ♪
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♪ While I was layin'On my bed ♪
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♪ And the whole worldWas standing still ♪
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♪ And the moonWas turning red ♪
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♪ I saw a signIn the sky ♪
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♪ "I have comeTo set you free" ♪
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ANNOUNCER [OVER P.A.]:
Holding a recordof 14 wins and two losses,
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hailing from Helena, Montana,he is currently
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the number-two-rankedmiddleweight in our state.
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Ladies and gentlemen,Stuart Long!
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♪ Fire and brimstoneComin' down ♪
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♪ On my head ♪
[CHUCKLES]
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You got a future, brother.
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♪ Fire and brimstone ♪
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♪ Comin' down on my head ♪
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You have to do better
than that.
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MAN:
We love you, Stu.
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Hey, baby.
Hi.
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You like blondes now, huh?
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She's sweet. She's sweet.
Yeah.
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Enjoy it now, kid.
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You're almost past your prime.
It happens.
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You're lucky
I don't punch you in the mouth.
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That's it.
Take that, and give it to him.
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I'm gonna punch you
right in the fucking mouth.
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All right, good.
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Come on, come on.
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♪ Fire and brimstoneComin' down ♪
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Will you come on?
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BEECH:
Keep your hands up.
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BEECH:
Keep your guard up.
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I don't care
he's the better boxer.
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You gotta be the better actor.
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I know.
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I love this, man.
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It's what I do.
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ Fire and brimstone ♪
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♪ Comin' down on my head ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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♪ I saw fire ♪
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Hey.
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Well, that's just great.
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I won. I got some dough.
What you want?
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A toaster.
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I'll get you a toaster.
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[EXHALES SLOWLY]
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If you put half the effort
into a regular job
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that you put into beating ass,
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you'd end up
being a manager one day.
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Why dress us as astronauts
for Halloween
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if you didn't want us
to shoot for the moon?
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That's when I had two of you
to bet on.
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Where is this clown?
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Hey, tell her it's nothing.
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DOCTOR:
Not quite.
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You have a serious infection
of the bone in your jaw,
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as well as extremely high
inflammation markers
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in your blood.
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Same thing as last time.
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Your colleague gave me
antibiotics.
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Did the trick, right?
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After your last three fights,
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you've developed fevers
and infections.
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That's not a normal response
to injury.
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What does that mean?
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Medically speaking,
we'd need further testing
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to determine the source
of the problem,
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but metaphorically,
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seems like your body
is telling you not to fight.
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Meta-- Fuck that. What?
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[LAUGHS]
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The decision is yours,
but I must make you aware
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that the complications
could be life-threatening.
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You set this up, didn't you?
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She tell you to say that?
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Could you give us
a minute alone?
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STU:
We got the Keystone Kops here.
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He ain't gonna listen
to this loser.
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Shit, he trying to run up
the bill on you, Mama.
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Damn you for being so careless
with your life.
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Careless? I'm fighting for it.
And yours too.
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I've been puttin'
food on the table.
Your deadbeat husband don't.
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Grief ain't a disability, Mama.
I looked it up.
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What you think,
you're gonna get to be a pro?
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Honey, you're the age most
guys are when they pack it in.
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And you're still scrapping
for a sponsor.
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You look me in the eyes
and tell me
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that some plastic trophy
is worth more than your life.
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You only got yourself to blame.
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Making a fuss over all them
damn participation ribbons.
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You set a real low bar.
What you expect from your son?
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That this one
don't fucking die.
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I ain't that lucky.
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[♪♪♪]
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I heard them oil rigs
went up pay good.
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I ain't doing
no blue-collar bullshit.
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Well, honey,
what else is there?
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[♪♪♪]
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YOUNG STU:
Dad caught meplaying in your room.
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Got a heck of a hiding for it.
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[SCOFFS]
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Sometimes I thought
I hated you for being so good.
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Making me look bad.
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Dad probably wonderswhy he gotta keep
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a piece of shit like me.
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You want it?
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Come get it.
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[SNIFFLES]
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[SIGHS]
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What, you think I missed?
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I never miss.
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Oh!
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[CAR APPROACHING]
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[SIREN WHOOPS]
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Oh, shit.
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Evening, officers.
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Everything
all right here?
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STU:
Yeah, just paying my respects.
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You Bill's son?
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Wow, all these years gone,
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he's still making me look bad,
huh?
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[♪♪♪]
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Chip off the old block, huh?
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Good to see you, Stu.
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Until we meet again, prick.
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Hey, Mama.
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[SIGHS]
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Resisting arrest?
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I challenged
the officer's judgment.
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It was a stimulating
exchange.
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I made him a better cop.
Get in the car.
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If they told you why,
you'd pat my back.
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Ain't that the story
of your life?
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Being out of context.
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I got some good news for you.
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I figured it out.
Yeah?
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Seventh time's a charm?
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No, I mean I figured out
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna be an actor.
Oh, God.
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Think about it.
Nothing ever made more sense.
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I mean, I was born to perform.
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It just took some time
to find my stage.
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Yeah? Where's that at?
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Hollywood.
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You ain't been west
of Missoula.
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You got a map,
I'm gonna make it there.
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[SCOFFS]
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Baby, you don't belong
with those L.A. folks.
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They're a bunch
of carpetbaggers.
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Communist fucking
fascist hippies.
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I ain't trying to belong, Mama.
I'm trying to stand out.
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All right,
wait till you see me
saving the world,
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shooting the bad guys,
kissing them girls in pearls.
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Shit.
Probably all three at once.
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Isn't it a little late to,
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you know, try that?
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They gonna say "late,"
and they gonna say "great."
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And I ain't even gonna be
dead yet.
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Mm.
Well?
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You gonna look your father up?
Am I gonna look my father up?
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Yeah.
[SCOFFS] Fuck Bill.
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Come on, let's go.
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[DOLLY PARTON'S
"9 TO 5" PLAYING]
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Mm-hm!
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KATHLEEN:
Yeah, fuck Bill.
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♪ Tumble outta bedAnd stumble to the kitchen ♪
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♪ Pour myselfA cup of ambition ♪
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♪ Yawnin' and stretchin'And try to come to life ♪
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You throwback mother--
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[HONKING HORN]
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I'm trying to do
a public service, asshole.
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DRIVER:
Learn how to drive, idiot.
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WOMAN:
Hello. Can I getthe vehicle number?
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Yeah, vehicle number,
jerk-off-kilo-limp-dick-ten.
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How's his driving?
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I'll tell you
how's his fucking driving.
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His parents must be cousins.
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He's driving
like a fucking half-wit.
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Be ahead hiring
a crash test dummy--
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If you are satisfiedwith your message, press one.
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Son of a bitch.
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Somebody gotta find a better way
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to rat these retards out,
you know?
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Make a decent driver crash
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just for trying
to do the right thing.
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[GRUMBLES SOFTLY]
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♪ Two, three, four ♪
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[STURGILL SIMPSON'S
"LIFE OF SIN" PLAYING]
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♪ Well, lately things have beenA little complicated ♪
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♪ Quality of lifeHas got me down ♪
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♪ Well, sex is cheapAnd talk is overrated ♪
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♪ And the boys and me areStill working on the sound ♪
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STU:
Let's just start with a week.
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That's $182.
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If you book a month out,
you save 20 percent.
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Oh, I don't need a month
to make it.
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You and everybody else
in this town.
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You got some advice for me?
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I'm still trying
to be discovered.
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I tell you what: I hit it big,
I'll take you with me.
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All the way to the top.
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Payment's due Monday.
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Don't sell yourself short,
sweetheart.
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Oh, I won't.
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I'll see you Monday.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hello? Yeah, this is Mr. Long.
Hold all my calls.
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Really?
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I'll have to think about that.
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Hollywood, baby. Hollywood!
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[LAUGHING]
Hot damn,
you in Hollywood, kid.
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What the fuck did you say?
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I made it!
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Oh, shit.
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See what channel
I'm gonna be on every night.
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Every night.
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Oh, yeah.
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The fuck?
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Ain't no antenna on here.
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A hundred and eighty-two dollars
for this shit.
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It better be working.
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Yeah, I got a problem.
The TV ain't working.
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Tomorrow? I paid $182.
I need a goddamn TV.
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Shit. You gotta be kidding me.
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Better get her big ass up here
and fix this shit.
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♪ Things have beenA little complicated ♪
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[SIGHS]
I made it.
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♪ Quality of lifeHas got me down ♪
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♪ Well, the sex is cheapAnd the talk is overrated ♪
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♪ And the boys and me areStill working on the sound ♪
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00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,738
"Gas station attendant.
Christmas tree lot."
257
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,339
I was voted
Santa's favorite elf.
258
00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:33,708
Heh. Nice.
259
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:36,544
"Amateur boxer.
Record 15-2.
260
00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:40,515
1985 Gold Gloves Middleweight
titleholder for the state."
261
00:14:40,648 --> 00:14:42,684
I won that one by knockout.
Wow.
262
00:14:42,817 --> 00:14:44,485
So...
263
00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,920
what brings you here?
264
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,356
Well, I hung up the gloves
a few weeks back.
265
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,458
I thought
I'd cash in on my face,
instead of my fists.
266
00:14:51,593 --> 00:14:53,327
Get more mileage out of that.
267
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,230
No better place to be discovered
than the supermarket.
268
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,365
Even them Hollywood big shots
got to buy beans, right?
269
00:14:58,499 --> 00:15:01,235
Yeah.
You wanna be an actor.
270
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:04,438
It's not like anyone aspires
to work at a supermarket.
271
00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:06,407
Unless they do,
and that's cool, man.
272
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:08,275
They're probably happier
in the long run.
273
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,010
Hmm.
Yeah.
274
00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:11,345
What skills do you possess
275
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,280
that would make you suited
for this job?
276
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,850
I'm real charming.
Ask my mama.
277
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,385
I'll bet.
278
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,789
I might have something for you.
Yeah.
279
00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:24,391
[GLEN CAMPBELL'S
"RHINESTONE COWBOY" PLAYING]
280
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,293
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
281
00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,965
♪ I've been walkin'These streets ♪
282
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,367
Here you go.
283
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,436
Hey, did I see you
in a television series?
284
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:37,839
♪ Singin' the same old song ♪
285
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,040
You got any family
in the film industry?
286
00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:41,475
No, I don't.
287
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,112
You do movies?
No.
288
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,317
You don't work
in the entertainment industry?
289
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:51,418
No, man.
290
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,658
Sir. Let me wrap it up
for you.
291
00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:59,293
Wanna get right to it, huh?
292
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,731
You got friends
in the film industry?
Nah.
293
00:16:03,865 --> 00:16:08,703
♪ On the roadTo my horizon ♪
294
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:15,710
♪ But I'm gonna be whereThe lights are shining on me ♪
295
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,812
You're not exactly
what we're looking for.
296
00:16:17,946 --> 00:16:19,012
I've heard that before.
297
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,782
Trying to be a human billboard.
298
00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,951
Sign spinner.
You know the gig.
299
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,385
Gave the job
to some other little punk.
300
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,120
I set up shop on the other side
of the city.
301
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,756
I got ten times
the customers he did.
302
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,023
[CHUCKLES]
303
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,262
All right, well...
304
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:39,199
If you're willing
to prove yourself,
305
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,400
I'm open to persuasion.
306
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:42,937
Yeah, man.
What do I got to do?
307
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,973
[SIGHS]
308
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,177
How badly you want it?
309
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,650
[CHUCKLES]
310
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,485
Okay.
311
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,058
How about I put your lights out?
Okay--
312
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,961
Then you tell me
if you see a fucking star.
313
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,062
Okay, not necessary.
Not necessary.
314
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,232
Okay.
315
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,401
I'm taking my picture.
Yeah.
316
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,040
Could you send in
the next person, please?
317
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,248
Jesus...
[DOOR SLAMS]
318
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,450
Claire, we need a new camera.
319
00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:35,222
[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY
OVER SPEAKERS]
320
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,190
[BILLIARD BALLS CLACKING]
321
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,027
[LIGHT CHATTERING]
322
00:17:49,637 --> 00:17:51,338
WOMAN:
Best kind of date, huh?
323
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:56,109
Big bedroom eyes,
keeps her mouth shut.
324
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,613
I like a woman who ain't afraid
to say who she is.
325
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:01,983
Who do you want me to be?
326
00:18:03,751 --> 00:18:05,954
I want a menu,
I go to the restaurant.
327
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:10,190
[CHUCKLES]
328
00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:14,227
Sometimes I need help
getting out of character.
329
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,066
Be right back.
330
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,267
Okay.
331
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,571
Hell, she'd fuck that elk
if it had a dick and a dollar.
332
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,413
This town wants me to think
that my job's
333
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:35,583
at the mercy
of some shit-sucking scumbag,
334
00:18:35,717 --> 00:18:38,753
and my dick's at the mercy
of some slut's low standards?
335
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,555
Nah...
336
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,795
A real man earns a win
on his own damn merits.
337
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:50,632
Shit.
338
00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:51,799
Shit.
339
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:52,834
All right.
340
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:02,376
Tell me about the pork.
That pork's on sale.
341
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,544
Why's that now?
342
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:04,979
Why you think?
343
00:19:05,113 --> 00:19:07,081
Pig was ugly,
or the meat gone old.
344
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,516
They don't tell me
this shit, sir.
345
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,417
My job is to sell
what's on the sign.
346
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,822
I'll take two racks of lamb.
347
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:17,659
Yeah.
348
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:24,297
[♪♪♪]
349
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,406
What can I get for you, miss?
350
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:35,308
Nothing, thank you.
351
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,344
I got beef.
352
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,346
I can see that.
353
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,882
I'll have fish tonight.
354
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:43,785
Don't let me change your mind.
You didn't.
355
00:19:43,918 --> 00:19:45,853
You can find a fish in a can,
356
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:48,355
or you can let me
take you to dinner.
357
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,223
I don't like being told
my choices.
358
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,225
How about I take you fishing,
we compromise?
359
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,795
Heh. No, thanks.
360
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:55,029
I didn't catch your name.
361
00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:57,330
Not much of a fisherman then,
are you?
362
00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,669
CUSTOMER:
Hey.
363
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,172
Stuart, a word.
I gotta go help a lady out.
364
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,507
People don't run from help
if they want it.
365
00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:09,143
Stalking customers
is a fireable offense.
366
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,678
They used to call it romance.
367
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,580
Our meat sales
are down 20 percent.
368
00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:14,682
And you come in here
with your face fucked up.
369
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:17,185
It looks like you done battle
with the cow trying to kill it.
370
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,452
They might prefer that
to the truth.
371
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:20,521
Meat room.
Till this shit clears up.
372
00:20:20,655 --> 00:20:22,523
You ought to get
a Fish Department in here.
373
00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:23,658
Yeah?
Yeah.
374
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,734
Shit.
Life is short, Stu.
375
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,602
Too short to be a dick
or deal with one.
376
00:20:34,736 --> 00:20:35,803
What you trying to say?
377
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,972
I'm not trying, I'm saying.
378
00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,174
If you watched
the love of your life
slip through your hands
379
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,743
all because there ain't
a fucking Fish Department,
380
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:44,277
you'd be in a dick mood too.
381
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,448
If she's the dime piece
I suspect you're after,
382
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,317
I saw her leave this here.
383
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,220
I bet my bonus she'll be there.
384
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,561
You don't get that bonus,
you let me know.
385
00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:01,963
I'll take care of it,
you hear?
386
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,464
Come here. Come here.
Oh, no, no, no.
387
00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:06,000
Come here.
388
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,001
Come here.
389
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,603
[♪♪♪]
390
00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:14,307
[FAUCET RUNNING]
391
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,376
Oh, yeah. Shit.
392
00:21:26,053 --> 00:21:27,789
Hola.
393
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:31,259
Hey. Hey.
394
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,928
Remember me?
395
00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:35,930
Oh, fuck off, Father.
396
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:37,965
[SPEAKING SOFTLY IN SPANISH]
397
00:21:48,943 --> 00:21:49,844
FATHER:
Brethren.
398
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,948
Let us acknowledge our sins,
399
00:21:54,081 --> 00:21:55,850
and so prepare ourselves
400
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,485
to celebrate
the sacred mysteries.
401
00:21:58,619 --> 00:22:00,420
I confess to Almighty God,
402
00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:02,355
and to you,
my brothers and sisters,
403
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,692
that I have greatly sinned.
404
00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:06,627
In my thoughts and in my words.
405
00:22:06,761 --> 00:22:08,062
In what I have done.
406
00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:10,298
In what I have failed to do.
...failed to do.
407
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,633
I don't know about this one.
408
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,303
Through my fault,
through my fault,
409
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,605
through my most
grievous fault.
410
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,307
That's a bit dramatic.
411
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,008
FATHER: Therefore...
Ow! Jesus.
412
00:22:22,510 --> 00:22:24,812
May Almighty God
have mercy on us,
413
00:22:24,946 --> 00:22:26,047
forgive us our sins
414
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,783
and bring us
to everlasting life.
415
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,483
CONGREGATION:
Amen.
416
00:22:35,823 --> 00:22:37,357
[GROANS]
Hey, you want some help?
417
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,826
You should've
thought of that.
418
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,998
Son. You can't fool God.
419
00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:46,133
Maybe no one's done it
good enough.
420
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,401
FATHER:
Let us pray.
421
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,073
STU:
Cool to sit here?
422
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:53,107
MAN:
Yeah.
423
00:22:58,012 --> 00:22:59,647
Ham.
424
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,249
Oh, that's beef. I'd know.
425
00:23:02,617 --> 00:23:05,253
No, my name. My name's Ham.
426
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,255
Like a pig?
427
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,523
Yeah, nigga, like a pig.
428
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:12,360
[CHUCKLES]
That's your real name?
429
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,028
Yeah.
430
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,664
That's a biblical name.
That's Noah's kid.
431
00:23:16,797 --> 00:23:18,933
You'd think he'd have enough
pork onboard that ship.
432
00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:21,269
You must be new here.
433
00:23:23,037 --> 00:23:26,774
Why, I look out of place?
You look in the mirror lately?
434
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:29,710
I thought your people was
the God-fearing folk, brother.
435
00:23:29,844 --> 00:23:32,246
Well,
ain't a lot of them Catholic,
436
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,015
but there's just
different denominations.
437
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:36,918
A brother was
one of the greats.
Augustine of Hippo.
438
00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:40,554
Well, let me guess.
He was onboard too.
439
00:23:43,124 --> 00:23:44,058
I...
440
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:46,627
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
441
00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,696
I need your help.
Uh-huh.
442
00:23:50,564 --> 00:23:53,301
I'm looking for the girl
who left this thing. Know her?
443
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,603
Of course you are.
Why you say that?
444
00:23:55,736 --> 00:23:57,338
She real good
at spreading the word.
445
00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:00,408
Puts all us priest prospects
to shame. Carmen's her name.
446
00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:03,377
She's about as Catholic
as the cross itself.
447
00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:06,747
We're taking sign-ups
for volunteer positions.
448
00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:08,249
No better way to assimilate.
449
00:24:08,382 --> 00:24:09,984
God ain't got time for me,
450
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:12,353
I ain't got time for him,
especially between auditions.
451
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,221
Why don't you put me down
for hospital visits.
452
00:24:14,355 --> 00:24:16,257
Shame we can't all be
as generous as Ham.
453
00:24:20,361 --> 00:24:22,229
Hey.
454
00:24:22,363 --> 00:24:24,832
Sudden change of heart,
huh?
455
00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:26,534
Hell, yeah.
456
00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,636
We don't need
security here.
457
00:24:28,769 --> 00:24:30,504
We don't know what we need
till it hits us in the face
458
00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:32,840
or steals our shit. Hey.
459
00:24:32,974 --> 00:24:34,575
Hi, Ham. Jacob.
Hey.
460
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:35,676
Stuart.
461
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,311
Hi.
462
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:40,648
You wanna do this
with an audience?
463
00:24:40,781 --> 00:24:42,550
So how'd you know my name?
You look me up?
464
00:24:42,683 --> 00:24:45,186
You wear a name tag at work.
How did you find me?
465
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,188
I asked God
to show me the way.
466
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,357
He took me down Santa Monica,
left at the light
467
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,792
and into this very lot.
What do you know?
468
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,361
What are you hoping
to accomplish here?
469
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,129
Well, hope ain't a tactic.
470
00:24:55,262 --> 00:24:57,398
I come to find the light.
I'm looking at it.
471
00:24:57,531 --> 00:24:59,033
Does this tactic
usually work for you?
472
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,702
Stalking your prey and
smothering them with cheese?
473
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:04,138
Most things
taste good like that.
You like nachos?
474
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:05,806
You say that
because I'm Mexican?
475
00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,708
Is that right?
I wouldn't know.
476
00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:09,510
I can't see shit,
you're so bright.
477
00:25:11,078 --> 00:25:12,813
You like that one, huh?
478
00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:16,017
I have to teach.
Well, I got a lot to learn.
479
00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:17,918
At Sunday School. For kids.
480
00:25:18,052 --> 00:25:20,888
I'm an actor.
I can be whatever you need.
481
00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,392
You don't take "no"
for an answer, do you?
482
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,193
I don't need a "yes"
to know I'm right.
483
00:25:26,327 --> 00:25:28,362
What do you think
you're right about?
484
00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:33,167
You wanna let me take you
fishing, but you're scared.
485
00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:35,803
I made a living reading fear in
people's eyes. I was a boxer.
486
00:25:35,936 --> 00:25:39,974
What am I scared of?
Getting knocked off your feet.
487
00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:41,709
Might take 12 rounds
to get them on their back,
488
00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:42,710
but I'm a patient guy.
489
00:25:42,843 --> 00:25:44,745
Get me on my back?
490
00:25:44,879 --> 00:25:48,416
I'm a Catholic.
No sex before marriage.
491
00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:51,318
Well, ain't that
what confession's for?
492
00:25:51,452 --> 00:25:52,753
I thought that'd be the case.
493
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,555
Let's not waste
either of our times.
494
00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:56,924
I'd wait 40 years
in the desert for you.
495
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,596
Well, you can start
with an hour in church.
496
00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:04,398
I'll be there.
497
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,370
I'll be there.
498
00:26:13,174 --> 00:26:15,643
Hey, Mama.
I got my break.
499
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:18,712
KATHLEEN [ON PHONE]: Oh, honey,I'm so proud of you.
500
00:26:18,846 --> 00:26:20,614
Hey, watch your soap
and you'll see me.
501
00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:24,085
I can't wait
to tell the girls. Heh.
502
00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,353
Love you.
503
00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:27,888
I'll remember that.
504
00:26:30,191 --> 00:26:32,226
Oh, Jack.
505
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,661
I will get you for this
506
00:26:33,794 --> 00:26:35,629
if it's the last thingI ever do.
507
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:42,069
STU:
Are you using paper towels?
508
00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:44,205
No, no, no.
509
00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:45,840
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
510
00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:47,741
Stop throwing cashin the trash.
511
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:50,811
And get yourselfa Marvelous Mop.
512
00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:54,882
These things are so cool.They're double-action.
513
00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:56,083
Quick retracting.
514
00:26:58,719 --> 00:27:00,221
Clean up the mess so fast,
515
00:27:00,354 --> 00:27:02,123
your missus will never knowwhat happened.
516
00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:04,792
Get yourself a Marvelous Mop.
517
00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:13,167
[WAYLON JENNINGS' "IF OLE HANK
COULD ONLY SEE US NOW" PLAYING]
518
00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:19,673
♪ If ole HankCould only see us now ♪
519
00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:24,078
♪ If he could seeWhat we got goin' down ♪
520
00:27:24,211 --> 00:27:28,749
♪ We got Learjets and busesChauffeured limousines ♪
521
00:27:28,883 --> 00:27:33,622
♪ We done moved from the RymanAnd Opry's on TV ♪
522
00:27:33,787 --> 00:27:37,958
♪ I'd give a hundred dollarsIf I could know somehow ♪
523
00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:39,493
♪ What'd ya think ♪
524
00:27:39,628 --> 00:27:43,264
♪ If ole HankCould only see us now ♪
525
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,573
I miss you, little buddy.
526
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,141
Happy birthday.
527
00:27:58,145 --> 00:28:00,047
Look at you now.
528
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:01,348
Look at me now.
529
00:28:02,517 --> 00:28:04,051
Both amongst the stars, huh?
530
00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:05,520
[SCOFFS]
531
00:28:05,654 --> 00:28:07,221
[SNIFFLES]
532
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,723
♪ Singin' through the smoke ♪
533
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:12,993
♪ And strobe lightsOn the stage ♪
534
00:28:13,127 --> 00:28:16,463
♪ If ole HankCould only see us now ♪
535
00:28:16,598 --> 00:28:19,700
[SIREN WAILING]
536
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:21,101
OFFICER [OVER P.A.]:
Pull over.
537
00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:22,504
Oh, shit.
538
00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:24,405
Pull overto the side of the road.
539
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:38,587
Step out of the vehicle,
hands where I can see 'em.
540
00:28:40,655 --> 00:28:42,591
That what it feels like
to be God,
541
00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:44,391
knowing you hold all cards,
542
00:28:44,526 --> 00:28:46,860
it don't matter if it's fair
how you decide to play them?
543
00:28:46,994 --> 00:28:50,397
Step out of the vehicle with
your hands where I can see them.
544
00:28:50,532 --> 00:28:53,767
[SIGHS]
I'd like to know
what the fuck happens to a kid,
545
00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,202
make him wanna be a cop?
546
00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:57,672
Hey, hands!
547
00:28:57,805 --> 00:28:58,872
Hands!
548
00:28:59,006 --> 00:29:00,841
I'm trying to...
549
00:29:00,975 --> 00:29:01,909
Wallet, my ass.
550
00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:03,777
Get out of the car.
551
00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:07,748
♪ If he could seeWhat we've got going down ♪
552
00:29:07,881 --> 00:29:12,386
♪ We got Learjets and busesChauffeured limousines ♪
553
00:29:13,521 --> 00:29:14,388
Hi.
554
00:29:14,522 --> 00:29:15,422
Good morning.
555
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:21,262
♪ I'd give a hundred dollarsIf I could know ♪
556
00:29:23,264 --> 00:29:24,164
Oh, fuck.
557
00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:27,268
You're late.
558
00:29:28,869 --> 00:29:30,705
STU:
And you overstayed
your welcome.
559
00:29:30,838 --> 00:29:33,040
I bet you even God
don't like a kiss-ass.
560
00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:36,745
[♪♪♪]
561
00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:05,839
Excuse me, sir.
Yeah?
562
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:08,375
Does Bill know
you're fussing with his truck?
563
00:30:08,510 --> 00:30:10,477
I'm his son.
Just borrowing it.
564
00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:17,184
FOREMAN [OVER RADIO]:
Bill, do you copy?
565
00:30:18,285 --> 00:30:19,621
[TURNS OFF ENGINE]
566
00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:21,355
Yeah. This is Bill.
567
00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,490
There's a guy in your truckwith a knife.
568
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,528
STU:
Think I need a knifeto fuck you up?
569
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,129
Bill can't find his crack
in his ass,
570
00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,699
much less keep track
of his shit.
571
00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:33,033
I'm doing him a service,
teaching him a lesson.
572
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:34,501
I'm sorry, John.
573
00:30:34,636 --> 00:30:36,538
My son has issues
with boundaries.
574
00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:38,272
That's the new way
to say "handicapped."
575
00:30:38,405 --> 00:30:40,709
He means "retard."
Don't feel sorry for him.
576
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,476
He's playing with a full deck,
just a bad one.
577
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:44,478
Bill knows his cards.
He got the gambling bug.
578
00:30:44,612 --> 00:30:45,846
I'll take it from here.
579
00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:47,348
He's not out in five minutes,
580
00:30:47,481 --> 00:30:49,551
I'm calling the cops
on both of you.
581
00:30:49,684 --> 00:30:51,352
Hi, Stuart, how you been?
582
00:30:51,485 --> 00:30:53,053
Give me the keys.
I got an audition.
583
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,255
I'm gonna be late.
Audition?
584
00:30:55,389 --> 00:30:57,726
For what?
A movie. None of your business.
585
00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:00,027
Seeing as you're trying to steal
my truck to get there--
586
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,830
Once I get my check
from the supermarket,
587
00:31:01,962 --> 00:31:03,531
I'll spring my ride
and give yours back.
588
00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:05,165
I reckon
it's a few months' worth
589
00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:07,334
of cleanups on Aisle 4
to pay off a DUI impound.
590
00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:08,670
That is the offense?
591
00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,371
If you sent half
of what you spend on whiskey
592
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:13,508
to your wife,
you might have a marriage.
593
00:31:13,641 --> 00:31:17,411
I appreciate your concern,
but this is not my moment, son.
594
00:31:17,545 --> 00:31:19,380
You know, I could've
got you in here.
595
00:31:19,514 --> 00:31:22,584
Good pay, benefits,
a little dignity.
596
00:31:22,717 --> 00:31:24,885
They hire inbreds here.
I could run this shit,
I want to.
597
00:31:25,018 --> 00:31:27,221
Who do you think you gonna be,
the next John Wayne?
598
00:31:27,354 --> 00:31:28,857
Damn right I am.
You had a chance
599
00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:30,891
to make something
of yourself out west.
600
00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:33,060
All you got is a bigger gut,
beard, and bald spot.
601
00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:34,829
This is not
the fucking gold rush, Stu.
602
00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:36,765
Some of us just trying
to survive.
603
00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:38,999
Yeah, every man,
woman, and child
for themselves, right?
604
00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:41,603
Absolutely right.
End of the day,
that's all you got.
605
00:31:41,736 --> 00:31:44,037
Everyone else is just
a fucking disappointment.
606
00:31:46,373 --> 00:31:47,542
FOREMAN:
Wrap it up.
607
00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:49,611
[SIGHS]
608
00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,445
Well, I'm trying to be
an exception.
609
00:31:52,814 --> 00:31:54,348
Yeah, we need
more of those here.
610
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,786
All right, call the boys.
611
00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:01,623
Stuart here is gonna reinvent
the "Jailhouse Rock."
612
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:10,264
Good to see you, Bill.
613
00:32:10,397 --> 00:32:12,132
You look like shit.
614
00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:15,936
[♪♪♪]
615
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:26,881
CARMEN:
That's it for this Sunday.
God bless.
616
00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:29,249
Bye, Miss Carmen.
[CHUCKLES] Bye.
617
00:32:31,452 --> 00:32:32,352
Hey.
618
00:32:34,923 --> 00:32:36,390
How's the other guy?
619
00:32:36,524 --> 00:32:38,158
Oh, he wasn't working
with as good a deck to start.
620
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:42,162
There's no future for you here.
Or us. I...
621
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,498
Oh, your boss would beg
to differ.
622
00:32:44,632 --> 00:32:46,366
You sniffing around
my immigration status?
623
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,670
No. I mean, Jesus. He asked
for the most fucked up,
624
00:32:48,803 --> 00:32:50,003
and you're looking at it.
625
00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:51,972
He asked for the tired
and the poor.
626
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,808
I'm an out-of-work actor.
Hello!
627
00:32:53,942 --> 00:32:54,943
Cheap cologne
cannot cleanse you
628
00:32:55,075 --> 00:32:56,243
from the ugliness of sin.
629
00:32:56,376 --> 00:32:57,912
Look...
630
00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:00,682
I know I'm not
what you're used to.
631
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:03,283
And not what
you deserve either.
632
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:05,486
I'm gonna be better
than both.
633
00:33:07,755 --> 00:33:09,958
I'm all my parents have
to be proud of.
634
00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:11,960
I can't date
someone who isn't...
635
00:33:13,628 --> 00:33:15,395
baptized.
636
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:16,965
I thought you was
gonna say Hispanic.
637
00:33:17,097 --> 00:33:18,332
Where's the water?
I'll do it now.
638
00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:20,067
I'm serious.
So am I.
639
00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:23,303
I'll do it right now.
640
00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:26,340
[♪♪♪]
641
00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,078
Today, the church
joyfully welcomes
642
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:32,346
those who will be received
643
00:33:32,479 --> 00:33:34,214
into the Order of Catechumens.
644
00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,016
In the months to come,
645
00:33:36,149 --> 00:33:38,118
they will be preparing
their initiation
646
00:33:38,252 --> 00:33:39,621
into Christian faith
647
00:33:39,754 --> 00:33:41,623
by baptism, confirmation,
648
00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:43,223
and Eucharist.
649
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:44,692
Stuart Long,
650
00:33:44,826 --> 00:33:47,562
what does this period
of formation offer you?
651
00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:49,196
Ah, well,
it's hard to say, Father.
652
00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:51,699
If I had to guess, something
beyond my wildest dreams.
653
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,500
Let us all pray
that in due time,
654
00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:55,302
Stuart may be found worthy
655
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,972
to receive the baptism
of new birth,
656
00:33:58,105 --> 00:34:00,207
the renewal
in the Holy Spirit,
657
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:02,075
and to complete his initiation
658
00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:05,713
through the sacraments
of confirmation and Eucharist.
659
00:34:07,015 --> 00:34:08,048
Hallelujah.
660
00:34:12,286 --> 00:34:14,421
I'd like to invite a friend here
to sing with me tonight.
661
00:34:16,524 --> 00:34:19,393
God gave you the talent.
It's a sin not to use it.
662
00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:21,696
Give her a round of applause.
Go.
663
00:34:21,829 --> 00:34:22,764
Come on.
Yeah.
664
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,869
Don't worry,
I ain't gonna hurt you.
665
00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:29,571
What song?
666
00:34:29,704 --> 00:34:32,740
Damn, you smell good.
Hey, Johnny Cash, "Jackson."
667
00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:35,710
Read the words
off the television.
668
00:34:35,843 --> 00:34:38,412
[JOHNNY CASH'S "JACKSON"
PLAYING]
669
00:34:41,549 --> 00:34:45,185
♪ We got married in a fever ♪
670
00:34:45,319 --> 00:34:48,823
♪ Hotter than a pepper sprout ♪
671
00:34:48,957 --> 00:34:52,092
♪ We've been talkin''Bout Jackson ♪
672
00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:54,996
♪ Ever sinceThe fire went out ♪
673
00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:58,498
♪ Yeah, I'm going to Jackson ♪
674
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:00,835
♪ Going to mess around ♪
675
00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:05,907
♪ Yeah, I'm going to Jackson ♪
676
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,876
♪ Look out Jackson town ♪
677
00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:12,080
♪ We'll go on downTo Jackson ♪
678
00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:16,216
♪ Go aheadAnd wreck your health ♪
679
00:35:16,350 --> 00:35:19,687
♪ Go play your handYou big-talkin' man ♪
680
00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:23,091
♪ Make a big foolOf yourself ♪
681
00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,826
♪ Yeah, go to Jackson ♪
682
00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:26,828
MAN:
Oh, yeah.
683
00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:29,296
♪ Go comb your hair ♪
684
00:35:29,429 --> 00:35:32,800
♪ Honey, I'm gonnaSnowball Jackson ♪
685
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,803
♪ See if I care ♪
686
00:35:35,937 --> 00:35:36,938
MAN:
Yeah.
687
00:35:37,071 --> 00:35:39,774
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, CLAPPING]
688
00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:45,178
For example,
I am gonna give up chocolate.
689
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:48,415
Hey, you guys should protest.
She needs sweetening.
690
00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:50,018
Yeah, pick something else.
691
00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:52,987
Well, what are you
gonna give up, Stu?
692
00:35:53,121 --> 00:35:54,822
Me?
693
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:57,290
Uh...
694
00:35:57,424 --> 00:36:00,227
I was thinking maybe you guys,
so I can sleep in on Sundays.
695
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,228
KIDS:
No.
696
00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:02,964
All right, all right.
697
00:36:05,133 --> 00:36:06,668
Alcohol.
698
00:36:06,801 --> 00:36:08,368
KID:
Hey, that's not fair.
699
00:36:08,503 --> 00:36:10,938
You pick something good that
you'll miss to make it count.
700
00:36:11,072 --> 00:36:12,874
I like this kid.
701
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:13,941
Uh...
702
00:36:14,075 --> 00:36:14,942
Like porn.
703
00:36:15,076 --> 00:36:16,611
That's what my dad gave up.
704
00:36:19,479 --> 00:36:22,249
Well, you tell him,
if he wants to make it count,
705
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:24,184
tell your mama
to give up sex.
706
00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,420
[GASPS] He said S-E-X.
That's what porn is.
707
00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:28,355
Stu.
Well, he said "porn."
708
00:36:28,488 --> 00:36:30,424
Kids, do you wanna read
from--?
709
00:36:30,558 --> 00:36:32,026
It's the same thing.
No.
710
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,761
Get your Bibles out, please.
711
00:36:35,797 --> 00:36:37,397
STU:
God wants us to give things up,
712
00:36:37,532 --> 00:36:39,332
he ought to stop
taking from us too.
713
00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,803
He killed my little brother
Stephen when he was 6.
714
00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:44,005
Took a nap, never woke up.
715
00:36:44,138 --> 00:36:46,206
How you square
that one, huh?
716
00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,843
We can't understand
why God does what he does.
717
00:36:48,976 --> 00:36:52,080
That's why I liked to box.
How it went was up to me.
718
00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:54,214
I can't accept when
I ain't got no say in shit.
719
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,719
Our world teaches us
that there's comfort
720
00:36:57,852 --> 00:37:00,188
in knowledge
and fear in the unknown.
721
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,690
What if the unknown was greater
than we could possibly imagine?
722
00:37:02,824 --> 00:37:05,593
Hmm.
I bet it could be.
723
00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:11,699
I believe in you.
724
00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:17,672
TIM:
Confession.
725
00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:22,009
Acknowledging our sins
in word, action, and omission,
726
00:37:22,143 --> 00:37:24,545
and resolving to not sin again.
727
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:28,549
For this, we do penance,
and are granted forgiveness.
728
00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:31,619
Like doing laundry.
That's a Sunday thing too.
729
00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:34,756
[CHUCKLES]
Here I thought
it'd be all complicated.
730
00:37:34,889 --> 00:37:37,324
Well... I'm afraid
it's not that simple.
731
00:37:37,457 --> 00:37:40,628
The essential part of penance
732
00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:42,930
is a firm and true repentance,
733
00:37:43,064 --> 00:37:44,699
motivated by faith,
734
00:37:44,832 --> 00:37:46,466
and the love of God.
735
00:37:46,601 --> 00:37:48,903
This is called
perfect contrition.
736
00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:52,472
Imperfect contrition arises
from a less pure motive,
737
00:37:52,607 --> 00:37:54,242
such as common decency,
738
00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:56,144
or fear of hell.
739
00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:58,278
Our whole lives, we're taught
to be good, avoid bad.
740
00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:00,347
Eat your dinner,
or you don't get dessert.
741
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,250
Share your toys,
or you get timeout.
742
00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:04,652
You're trying to undo
years of wiring.
743
00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:08,355
That's a good observation,
Stuart.
744
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,024
Take heart.
745
00:38:10,158 --> 00:38:12,593
God is the ultimate programmer.
746
00:38:14,796 --> 00:38:16,798
I leave you with this task:
747
00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:19,432
Consider the changes
you need to make
748
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,836
in order to receive
more abundant graces
749
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:23,271
to sin no more.
750
00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:29,309
Cool.
751
00:38:29,442 --> 00:38:30,978
[PHONE RINGING]
752
00:38:32,412 --> 00:38:33,881
KATHLEEN:
Hello?
753
00:38:34,015 --> 00:38:36,284
How come you ain't teach me
how to tie a tie?
754
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,820
Where'd you get a tie?
755
00:38:38,953 --> 00:38:40,822
My court appearance.
756
00:38:40,955 --> 00:38:42,690
Your dad neverdid like dressing up.
757
00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:45,325
Always said he wanted me
to shine.
758
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:48,963
Like a dirtbag on my arm was
the only way to make me pretty.
759
00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:51,498
Well, Dad is a fucking asshole.
760
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:53,601
What you putting ona tie for anyway?
761
00:38:53,734 --> 00:38:55,136
Church.
762
00:38:55,269 --> 00:38:56,137
What?
763
00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:58,706
I'm getting baptized.
764
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,675
Why would you do that?
765
00:39:00,808 --> 00:39:02,475
It means something to my girl.
766
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:03,978
[SCOFFS]
767
00:39:04,111 --> 00:39:06,814
I remember feeling like that
about your dad.
768
00:39:06,948 --> 00:39:08,249
Why? You wanna be reborn,
769
00:39:08,381 --> 00:39:09,851
because you fucked up
so bad marrying him?
770
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:12,820
Like I'd do anything
to please him,
771
00:39:12,954 --> 00:39:14,655
when he could be pleased.
772
00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:17,024
Gonna help me with this thing
or what?
773
00:39:17,158 --> 00:39:19,694
I keep tying the damn thing
into a knot, and it's--
774
00:39:19,827 --> 00:39:21,729
Mama, I need your help.
775
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:24,565
[CONWAY TWITTY'S "YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN THIS FAR BEFORE" PLAYING]
776
00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:31,005
♪ I can almost hearThe stillness ♪
777
00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:37,578
♪ As it yields to the soundOf your heart beating ♪
778
00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:40,715
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
779
00:39:40,848 --> 00:39:45,186
♪ And I can almost hearThe echo ♪
780
00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:51,424
♪ Of the thoughts that I knowYou must be thinking ♪
781
00:39:51,559 --> 00:39:55,196
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
782
00:39:55,329 --> 00:39:58,900
♪ And I can feelYour body tremble ♪
783
00:39:59,033 --> 00:40:05,438
♪ As you wonder whatThis moment holds in store ♪
784
00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:08,809
♪ Bum-bum-bum ♪
785
00:40:08,943 --> 00:40:12,713
♪ And as I put my armsAround you ♪
786
00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:17,585
♪ I can tell you've never beenThis far before ♪
787
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:20,021
[CONGREGATION CLAPPING]
788
00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:22,690
Hola. Bienvenidos.
789
00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:23,724
Hey.
790
00:40:26,394 --> 00:40:28,029
¿Cómo estás?
791
00:40:34,068 --> 00:40:35,435
What's everybody waiting for?
792
00:40:36,771 --> 00:40:37,972
Let's pray.
793
00:40:38,973 --> 00:40:39,840
I'll do it.
794
00:40:39,974 --> 00:40:41,108
It'd be my pleasure.
795
00:40:42,576 --> 00:40:44,345
[SOFTLY]
I've been practicing.
796
00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:45,813
[SIGHS]
797
00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:49,984
[PRAYING IN SPANISH]
798
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,227
Amen.
799
00:41:03,331 --> 00:41:05,266
You know, Stuart,
800
00:41:05,399 --> 00:41:07,368
in my country,
801
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,469
men crawl on their hands
and knees
802
00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:13,040
to the statue a la santísimaVirgen María.
803
00:41:15,242 --> 00:41:17,545
I expect no less devotion
to my daughter.
804
00:41:23,884 --> 00:41:25,686
Well, it's a good thing
I got a carpet, huh?
805
00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:32,994
[LAUGHING]
806
00:41:33,127 --> 00:41:34,128
You like that one?
807
00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:38,799
You want cerveza?
808
00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:40,201
[DAD SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
809
00:41:40,334 --> 00:41:42,069
No, I don't drink.
I was just wondering--
810
00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:44,238
If you drink, I can get it.
But I don't...
811
00:41:44,372 --> 00:41:45,973
Gracias.
I don't drink.
812
00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:53,047
I've never done this before.
813
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,182
I just rattle off
the ways I fucked up?
814
00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:57,218
That is correct.
815
00:41:57,351 --> 00:41:58,786
It'd be easier to list
the things I done right,
816
00:41:58,919 --> 00:42:00,554
take up less of your time.
817
00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:02,156
Take as long as you need.
818
00:42:02,289 --> 00:42:03,491
There's a fucking line
out there.
819
00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:05,226
They'll know
how much I fucked up.
820
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,428
Unless you whisper,
they'll know regardless.
821
00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:09,764
You know who you're talking to?
822
00:42:09,897 --> 00:42:11,866
I have an inkling, yes.
823
00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:13,534
Does hearing other folks' shit
824
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,369
make you feel less shitty
about your own shit?
825
00:42:15,504 --> 00:42:17,238
Don't pretend
like you don't got some.
826
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,006
[CHUCKLES]
827
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,342
It is for God alone to judge.
828
00:42:21,475 --> 00:42:24,979
I am merely a vessel to assist
man in unburdening himself
829
00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:28,682
of all that may separate him
from the most direct path
830
00:42:28,816 --> 00:42:30,184
to Almighty Father.
831
00:42:30,317 --> 00:42:31,886
I'm keeping God in a job.
832
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:34,321
He cuts you a check,
your ass better thank me.
833
00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:45,066
You know, the last thing I need
is another father to fail for.
834
00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:47,701
[FLAMIN' GROOVIES'
"WHISKEY WOMAN" PLAYING]
835
00:42:47,835 --> 00:42:51,272
♪ I've been hungryAll day long ♪
836
00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:52,873
[SIGHS]
837
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:58,513
♪ For that girlWho's wastin' time ♪
838
00:42:58,646 --> 00:43:00,181
You're getting into
the fine print
839
00:43:00,314 --> 00:43:02,517
on this way of living,
pal.
840
00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:05,219
What you think you know?
841
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,655
I know you got a long,
weary road ahead,
842
00:43:07,788 --> 00:43:09,190
with the headlights dim.
843
00:43:09,323 --> 00:43:12,426
You have to learn the hard way
how to live in light.
844
00:43:12,561 --> 00:43:15,062
Why don't you find someone else
who wants to hear your shit?
845
00:43:15,196 --> 00:43:16,263
No one wants to.
846
00:43:16,397 --> 00:43:17,998
No shit.
847
00:43:18,132 --> 00:43:19,133
Take a hint.
848
00:43:21,102 --> 00:43:22,736
In my experience,
the toughest fights
849
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:25,139
are the only ones
worth walking into.
850
00:43:26,407 --> 00:43:28,409
You bring a tough guy
to his knees,
851
00:43:29,743 --> 00:43:31,779
the first few times
he feels shame.
852
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:34,281
Rage.
853
00:43:36,617 --> 00:43:37,985
Eventually, relief.
854
00:43:40,488 --> 00:43:42,823
Wanna have
a big dick contest, bud?
855
00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:44,692
I know how big
your dick is, son.
856
00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:50,297
I'd fuck you up if you
weren't fucked up already.
857
00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:51,932
Yeah.
858
00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:54,101
Someone beat you to it.
859
00:43:56,637 --> 00:44:00,609
Life's gonna give you a gutful
of reasons to be angry, kid.
860
00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:04,812
You only need one
to be grateful.
861
00:44:06,046 --> 00:44:08,015
Wow.
862
00:44:08,149 --> 00:44:09,618
That's the most
fucked-up ratio
863
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,786
since the number of marshmallows
in Lucky Charms.
864
00:44:14,288 --> 00:44:15,557
You ain't owed nothing.
865
00:44:17,358 --> 00:44:18,959
But you're getting a chance.
866
00:44:20,961 --> 00:44:22,396
[TAPS COUNTER]
867
00:44:22,531 --> 00:44:23,831
Don't go driving now.
868
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:31,472
What the fuck
was he drinking?
869
00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:32,607
Water.
870
00:44:39,947 --> 00:44:42,016
♪ Oh, c-c-come on ♪
871
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:49,089
♪ I want you ♪
872
00:44:53,662 --> 00:44:55,095
♪ I want you ♪
873
00:44:57,698 --> 00:44:58,966
[HONKING]
Oh, shit.
874
00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:14,448
[EMERGENCY VEHICLE SIRENS
WAILING]
875
00:45:25,226 --> 00:45:26,528
[INAUDIBLE]
Sir?
876
00:45:28,028 --> 00:45:30,264
[INAUDIBLE]
Sir, can you hear me?
877
00:45:33,067 --> 00:45:34,669
VOICE [WHISPERS]:
Can you hear me?
878
00:45:44,378 --> 00:45:47,281
[♪♪♪]
879
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:51,085
Behold thy mother.
880
00:45:52,687 --> 00:45:54,989
[COUGHS WEAKLY]
881
00:46:02,564 --> 00:46:04,733
You must listen to me.
882
00:46:04,865 --> 00:46:06,767
You will not die for nothing.
883
00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:12,940
Oh, you tell your son...
884
00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:17,911
He wants to show me hell,
I ain't afraid of a little fire.
885
00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:21,650
He died for you.
886
00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:25,419
For Stephen.
887
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:38,667
[MOUTHING WORDS]
888
00:47:00,354 --> 00:47:03,123
[SIRENS WAILING]
889
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:11,832
[MONITORS BEEPING STEADILY]
890
00:47:15,737 --> 00:47:18,673
There was significant trauma
to the head, and vital organs.
891
00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:20,307
He's in a coma.
892
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:22,309
If there's anyone
you'd like to see him again,
893
00:47:22,443 --> 00:47:24,311
I suggest you arrange that now.
894
00:47:24,445 --> 00:47:25,346
I...
895
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,148
already lost one kid.
896
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:32,787
They say lightning don't
strike the same place twice.
897
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,190
The nurse can recommend
a grief counselor.
898
00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:58,078
[♪♪♪]
899
00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,389
God bless.
Bye, Miss Carmen.
900
00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:09,758
Bye.
See you next Sunday.
901
00:48:27,709 --> 00:48:29,042
[CURTAIN OPENS]
902
00:48:41,422 --> 00:48:45,025
You got some kind of spell
in there gonna bring him back?
903
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:48,061
It's just a prayer
for Mary's intercession.
904
00:48:48,195 --> 00:48:53,333
She don't give a good goddamn
about a real mother's son.
905
00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:57,605
You should get some rest.
906
00:48:58,807 --> 00:49:00,407
I could stay with him.
907
00:49:05,547 --> 00:49:07,448
His eyes are moving.
908
00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:09,249
What? Doctor!
909
00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,953
Stuart, baby.
910
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:14,288
Can you hear me?
911
00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,989
[GROANS]
912
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:22,129
[♪♪♪]
913
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:29,436
[GRUNTS]
914
00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:32,707
Can you squeeze my hand?
915
00:49:34,509 --> 00:49:36,343
He's starting
to come out of it.
916
00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:58,465
Damn thing ate my dollar.
917
00:50:00,535 --> 00:50:02,336
As if folks in here
ain't paid enough,
918
00:50:02,469 --> 00:50:04,071
you gotta bleed
their pockets too.
919
00:50:06,106 --> 00:50:07,642
Ain't you brought
your own beverage?
920
00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,142
Son of a... Uh--
921
00:50:09,276 --> 00:50:11,311
Where you going?
What's it to you?
922
00:50:11,445 --> 00:50:13,982
Your mother told me you were
dying. What the fuck?
923
00:50:14,114 --> 00:50:15,683
You sound disappointed.
924
00:50:15,817 --> 00:50:17,619
Well, I took off work
to be here.
925
00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,152
You seem all right.
926
00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:21,021
Wait up, Stu.
927
00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:24,592
I forgot to give you this.
928
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,195
St. Joseph.
For the operation.
929
00:50:29,329 --> 00:50:30,264
Who's this?
930
00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:31,866
CARMEN:
Who's asking?
931
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,400
BILL:
Stu's dad.
932
00:50:34,802 --> 00:50:36,871
I'm Carmen,
Stuart's girlfriend.
933
00:50:37,005 --> 00:50:39,874
She know you're an atheist?
934
00:50:41,843 --> 00:50:43,243
He's baptized.
935
00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:48,148
He ain't dead.
He can speak for himself.
936
00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:49,817
Is that true?
937
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:52,921
Yeah.
938
00:50:58,191 --> 00:51:00,460
You know St. Stephen?
CARMEN: Of course.
939
00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:03,263
Patron saint of coffin makers.
940
00:51:03,397 --> 00:51:06,768
There's pictures of him with
a big pile of rocks on his head.
941
00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:08,036
Who'd have thought,
942
00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,538
you give your boy
a nice Christian name,
943
00:51:11,906 --> 00:51:13,508
in a world full of fruits
and nuts,
944
00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:16,343
you'd sentence him
to live right on up to it?
945
00:51:16,476 --> 00:51:17,579
Or down, as it were.
946
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,614
Into the ground.
947
00:51:19,747 --> 00:51:21,348
That ain't how names work.
948
00:51:25,687 --> 00:51:27,087
Let me drive you home,
Mr. Long.
949
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,489
Hey, you got yourself
a worrier.
950
00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:34,929
Well, God will put me
where he wants me to be.
951
00:51:35,063 --> 00:51:37,065
What's it to you
if I'm in hell or Hermosillo?
952
00:51:37,197 --> 00:51:38,566
"Sillo."
953
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,601
STU:
Can we go?
954
00:51:53,881 --> 00:51:56,784
[♪♪♪]
955
00:52:05,158 --> 00:52:07,260
STU:
You recall the guywho was drinking by me,
956
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,097
last time I was here?
957
00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:10,832
BARTENDER:
I haven't seen himbefore or since.
958
00:52:10,965 --> 00:52:12,767
He was probably
just passing through.
959
00:52:26,714 --> 00:52:29,684
BARFLY:
You ain't owed nothing,but you're getting a chance.
960
00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:33,688
Don't go driving now.
961
00:52:46,968 --> 00:52:48,603
CARMEN:
I thought I could help.
962
00:52:51,139 --> 00:52:52,874
Answer your question,
you know.
963
00:52:55,076 --> 00:52:56,844
Yeah? What you think
I'm wondering?
964
00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,814
"Why me?
965
00:52:59,947 --> 00:53:03,584
Why did God make or allow this
to happen?"
966
00:53:03,718 --> 00:53:06,186
He doesn't promise
your stories will make sense,
967
00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:09,489
but he does promise they'll
find their greater purpose.
968
00:53:09,624 --> 00:53:10,725
If we're patient.
969
00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:12,259
Patient?
970
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:14,762
You an expert on that.
971
00:53:22,103 --> 00:53:23,905
What's going on with you?
972
00:53:24,038 --> 00:53:26,406
Most things
get squished on a road,
end up stuffed on a wall.
973
00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:28,142
I'm doing pretty good,
considering.
974
00:53:28,275 --> 00:53:30,778
I know, but I'm concerned.
975
00:53:30,912 --> 00:53:33,548
Look, I got a lot on my mind,
all right?
976
00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,217
Let me help you take it off.
977
00:53:44,926 --> 00:53:46,359
Don't do this.
978
00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:49,362
I know what I'm doing.
979
00:53:58,139 --> 00:54:00,074
STU:
Bless me, Father,for I have sinned.
980
00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:03,544
It's been six weeks
since my last confession.
981
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:05,378
I can't...
982
00:54:05,513 --> 00:54:06,881
I can't give you details
983
00:54:07,014 --> 00:54:09,483
on account of there's a conflict
of interest.
984
00:54:09,617 --> 00:54:12,486
The sacrament of confession
is inviolable.
985
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,956
I cannot, under pain
of excommunication,
986
00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:17,925
reveal or act on whatever
it is you confess to me.
987
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,897
I did something
I ain't supposed to do.
988
00:54:24,264 --> 00:54:25,767
Something I been thinking about,
989
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:28,368
praying I could get
to happen for months.
990
00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:31,806
Something I wanted more than
anything else in this world.
991
00:54:31,939 --> 00:54:33,473
Then I had it,
and all I could do
992
00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:35,475
was think about
disappointing God.
993
00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,310
This is good news.
994
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:40,280
It is in discovering
the greatness of God's love
995
00:54:40,413 --> 00:54:44,284
that our heart is shaken by
the horror and weight of sin.
996
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:48,256
No, this ain't about fucking up.
It's about being fucked with.
997
00:54:50,558 --> 00:54:53,628
Another term for that
is "grace."
998
00:54:53,761 --> 00:54:55,096
God's grace.
999
00:54:55,229 --> 00:54:57,397
It appears you are
the recipient.
1000
00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:59,567
What's he expecting me
to do with his grace, huh?
1001
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,636
You could start by...
1002
00:55:01,769 --> 00:55:03,171
cleaning up your language.
1003
00:55:03,303 --> 00:55:05,940
Don't be a wise-ass, Father.
Answer the question.
1004
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:10,178
He expects you
to spread his word,
1005
00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:12,046
advance his kingdom.
1006
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:14,447
He ain't making house calls
asking that.
1007
00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:20,655
He must have made a mistake.
1008
00:55:20,788 --> 00:55:22,757
No. Heh.
1009
00:55:22,890 --> 00:55:25,159
God doesn't make mistakes.
1010
00:55:30,832 --> 00:55:32,700
Father G thinks
maybe I could serve God.
1011
00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,035
You believe that shit?
1012
00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:36,804
Like an altar boy?
1013
00:55:36,938 --> 00:55:39,339
I've been thinking that
since the day I met you.
1014
00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:40,373
You have?
1015
00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,076
No.
1016
00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,814
But I'm sure he had
good reason.
1017
00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:52,352
My whole life, I felt
like I shouldn't be here.
1018
00:55:52,485 --> 00:55:54,722
That my brother Stephen
should instead.
1019
00:55:56,257 --> 00:55:59,193
But after that night,
I felt different.
1020
00:55:59,327 --> 00:56:01,461
Like I might be good
for something after all.
1021
00:56:03,197 --> 00:56:06,067
Perhaps the world needs
another Rhinestone Cowboy.
1022
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:14,675
I think God saw something
in you worth saving.
1023
00:56:14,809 --> 00:56:17,845
But it's up to you to decide
what you've got to offer.
1024
00:56:23,551 --> 00:56:27,487
[♪♪♪]
1025
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:22,243
I thought it'd make sense
being back here to do this.
1026
00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:24,812
It's the place
you told me you believed in me.
1027
00:57:33,788 --> 00:57:35,056
I'm gonna be a priest.
1028
00:57:40,094 --> 00:57:41,494
[CHUCKLES]
What do you mean?
1029
00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:46,033
It's five words. I've practiced
them a hundred times.
1030
00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,335
What part is unclear?
1031
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:49,971
Every part.
1032
00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:52,940
You're gonna be a priest?
1033
00:57:53,074 --> 00:57:54,608
Stop saying it like that.
1034
00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:56,476
Like what?
Like it's insane?
1035
00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:58,813
So was the idea of the man
upstairs pulling strings,
1036
00:57:58,946 --> 00:58:01,615
but you bought that
like a pair of shoes.
1037
00:58:01,749 --> 00:58:03,517
God saved me and forgave me
1038
00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:05,419
to show me that there's
a reason I'm here.
1039
00:58:05,553 --> 00:58:07,321
We need to have your head
examined.
1040
00:58:07,455 --> 00:58:10,458
Trust me, Carmen.
I tried every way I know
1041
00:58:10,624 --> 00:58:13,060
to talk myself out of it,
but the truth is...
1042
00:58:13,194 --> 00:58:15,396
I ain't never been more clear.
1043
00:58:17,965 --> 00:58:20,801
Have you considered
all this entails? Heh.
1044
00:58:20,935 --> 00:58:22,370
Abstaining
from booze and beatings,
1045
00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:23,504
not to mention sex?
1046
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:24,905
You showed me I could do it.
1047
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:26,540
No, I showed you,
you could wait.
1048
00:58:26,674 --> 00:58:29,210
A vow of celibacy means
never again. Then you die.
1049
00:58:29,343 --> 00:58:31,445
There's more to life than sex.
I can feel it.
1050
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:33,147
Most people know that, Stu.
1051
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:37,218
Only most people find that
other meaning in a passion,
1052
00:58:37,351 --> 00:58:39,987
or people,
or a family.
1053
00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:41,722
You're setting yourself up
for failure.
1054
00:58:41,856 --> 00:58:44,558
No. I been testing myself.
1055
00:58:44,692 --> 00:58:46,427
If God's willing to forgive me,
1056
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,696
I got to be willing
to forgive others.
1057
00:58:48,829 --> 00:58:51,165
Whoever hit me, I wanted
their dicks on a stick.
1058
00:58:51,298 --> 00:58:53,601
But with God's help,
I've forgiven them.
1059
00:58:53,734 --> 00:58:55,236
And you think the absence
of the instinct
1060
00:58:55,369 --> 00:58:56,370
to dismember someone
1061
00:58:56,505 --> 00:58:58,507
qualifies you for priesthood?
1062
00:58:58,639 --> 00:58:59,640
You're delusional.
1063
00:58:59,774 --> 00:59:01,008
Know what it takes
to win a fight?
1064
00:59:01,142 --> 00:59:02,543
You gotta turn off
the animal brain,
1065
00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:05,146
use logic, humility,
good judgment.
1066
00:59:05,279 --> 00:59:08,482
That's the struggle of man.
I can do it. I can help.
1067
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,454
You got near death
and found God.
1068
00:59:13,587 --> 00:59:15,089
That's great, Stu, but...
1069
00:59:16,991 --> 00:59:18,527
this is a little extreme.
1070
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:20,861
No, I didn't find him, Carmen.
1071
00:59:20,995 --> 00:59:22,396
I felt him.
1072
00:59:22,531 --> 00:59:25,199
I felt her. Mary.
Well, that don't sound...
1073
00:59:25,332 --> 00:59:28,836
Look, the feeling she gave me,
I can't even explain it.
1074
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:32,673
For the first time in my life,
I knew I could stop fighting.
1075
00:59:32,807 --> 00:59:35,009
I knew I was safe and loved.
1076
00:59:47,121 --> 00:59:50,291
I disgraced myself before God,
1077
00:59:50,424 --> 00:59:52,626
so that you could have
another flight of fancy.
1078
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,628
I know you're mad.
You can hit me if you want.
1079
00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:57,932
It'll make you feel better.
I don't wanna hit you.
1080
00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,367
I wanna marry you.
1081
01:00:00,501 --> 01:00:03,737
I thought that's what
you brought me here for.
1082
01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:07,741
I can't do that.
1083
01:00:09,743 --> 01:00:10,644
I'm sorry.
1084
01:00:12,446 --> 01:00:13,314
Carmen...
1085
01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:14,415
Car--
1086
01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:16,851
Damn.
1087
01:00:23,592 --> 01:00:25,693
Your son is about to make
a huge mistake.
1088
01:00:25,826 --> 01:00:27,795
He don't usually warn no one,
1089
01:00:27,928 --> 01:00:30,097
so I guess that's progress.
1090
01:00:30,231 --> 01:00:32,633
You talked him
out of boxing, right?
1091
01:00:32,766 --> 01:00:33,801
[DOOR OPENS]
Hey, Mama.
1092
01:00:35,636 --> 01:00:37,938
Is someone gonna tell me
what's going on?
1093
01:00:38,072 --> 01:00:40,774
I was gonna find a better time.
1094
01:00:40,908 --> 01:00:43,277
You're doing a porno?
No, God, no.
1095
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:45,646
No, I'm gonna be a priest.
1096
01:00:45,779 --> 01:00:47,014
For Halloween?
1097
01:00:47,148 --> 01:00:49,283
No, not for fucking Halloween.
For real.
1098
01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,119
Oh, Stu.
1099
01:00:52,253 --> 01:00:54,889
You can't be serious.
1100
01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:56,657
This is your fault.
1101
01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,759
You'd think I said
I wanted to be a serial killer.
1102
01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:02,696
My son don't do half measures.
He's a dog with a goddamn bone.
1103
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:05,032
If you're so fucking
enlightened,
1104
01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:06,700
you should've seen that.
1105
01:01:08,435 --> 01:01:09,670
Had you been awake enough
1106
01:01:09,803 --> 01:01:11,839
to dignify his place
in this world,
1107
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:14,441
in spite of the loss
of your other son,
1108
01:01:14,576 --> 01:01:17,044
he wouldn't be so desperate
to find himself.
1109
01:01:17,178 --> 01:01:18,212
STU:
Baby, don't...
1110
01:01:27,354 --> 01:01:28,355
I'm doing this.
1111
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:31,025
[♪♪♪]
1112
01:01:35,597 --> 01:01:37,231
"To whom it may concern,
1113
01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:39,500
"consider this application
to the seminary.
1114
01:01:39,634 --> 01:01:42,637
"Enclosed you'll find
my résumé,
1115
01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:45,706
"and half the fee.
1116
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:48,375
God will provide
the rest cause."
1117
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:49,410
Cause?
1118
01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:53,948
Oh, "'cause I'm praying
for it."
1119
01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:55,916
[CHUCKLES]
1120
01:01:56,050 --> 01:01:56,951
'Cause.
1121
01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,259
Hey, Mama, I'm home.
1122
01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:08,229
Hey, Stuart. I just
been admiring your artwork.
1123
01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:13,602
You invite him here?
He came to check on you.
1124
01:02:13,734 --> 01:02:16,605
You look about as holy
as a healthy deuce.
1125
01:02:16,737 --> 01:02:18,439
You had to tell him?
1126
01:02:18,573 --> 01:02:20,307
It's a sin to lie.
1127
01:02:20,441 --> 01:02:21,643
You ain't the Catholic here.
1128
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,811
You've had
some nutty ideas before,
1129
01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:27,881
but this is like Hitler
asking to join the ADL.
1130
01:02:28,015 --> 01:02:30,985
All these years, I was looking
for the wrong father's approval.
1131
01:02:31,118 --> 01:02:32,453
It turns out,
I never needed yours.
1132
01:02:32,587 --> 01:02:34,788
I always loved you
for the piece of shit you were.
1133
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:36,725
That's unconditional.
1134
01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:38,259
It's obligation.
1135
01:02:38,392 --> 01:02:39,694
KATHLEEN:
You're punishing yourself.
1136
01:02:39,827 --> 01:02:42,196
You've both been,
since Stephen died.
1137
01:02:42,329 --> 01:02:44,532
It's not punishment, Mama,
it's purpose.
1138
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,934
Let me do one last thing
as your dad.
1139
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:49,236
-[GUN CLICKS]
-Give you something
you always wanted.
1140
01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:50,804
KATHLEEN:
What the fuck, Bill?
1141
01:02:50,938 --> 01:02:53,608
You gonna disgrace me
and your brother like this,
1142
01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:55,442
you might as well bury me too.
1143
01:02:58,045 --> 01:02:59,847
I'm turning my life around.
1144
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:01,849
There ain't shit
you could do to stop me.
1145
01:03:01,982 --> 01:03:05,019
Unless you wanna shoot me. Huh?
Dine out on two dead kids.
1146
01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:07,288
Oh, to hell with both of you!
1147
01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:09,123
I trust we'll both
find our way.
1148
01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:19,233
You both better be gone
when I get back.
1149
01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:25,540
[KATHLEEN CRYING]
1150
01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:40,287
[MUTTERS]
Handle the trash.
1151
01:03:47,161 --> 01:03:49,698
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1152
01:03:50,898 --> 01:03:52,099
♪ Unh ♪
1153
01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:55,135
[THE BLACK KEYS'
"SINISTER KID" PLAYING]
1154
01:04:15,456 --> 01:04:18,892
♪ Well, the crooks are out ♪
1155
01:04:19,026 --> 01:04:22,664
♪ And the streets are gray ♪
1156
01:04:22,797 --> 01:04:26,934
♪ You know I wouldn't have itAny other way ♪
1157
01:04:27,067 --> 01:04:28,703
♪ Yeah ♪
1158
01:04:29,870 --> 01:04:30,839
Excuse me, sir?
1159
01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:33,073
Do you have an appointment?
1160
01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:34,441
Yes.
1161
01:04:36,477 --> 01:04:39,113
Take care, Jeff. All the best.
1162
01:04:39,246 --> 01:04:40,214
Go on.
1163
01:04:40,347 --> 01:04:42,182
[HANGS UP PHONE]
1164
01:04:42,316 --> 01:04:43,651
Hey.
1165
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:50,658
You're the IOU.
You know something, Father?
1166
01:04:50,792 --> 01:04:53,427
There's a sign on the wall
of my gym back home.
1167
01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:56,631
"Hope is not a tactic."
I took that one to heart.
1168
01:04:56,765 --> 01:04:59,601
Fought for everything I earned.
This ain't no different.
1169
01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:02,403
I know what God's doing here.
1170
01:05:02,537 --> 01:05:04,873
Seeing how I respond,
I don't get my way.
1171
01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:07,374
I got to be honest.
I'd be red-assed about it.
1172
01:05:07,509 --> 01:05:09,042
But I ain't giving up.
1173
01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:11,846
Not on him or me.
1174
01:05:11,979 --> 01:05:14,948
I want you to reconsider
your rejection.
1175
01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:18,452
There's nothing on your résumé
or in your references
1176
01:05:18,586 --> 01:05:21,556
that speaks
to behavioral conformity
1177
01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:24,091
with Catholic tradition.
1178
01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:27,428
You are a pugilist
with a criminal record.
1179
01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:30,330
Look at St. Matthew,
St. Augustine, St. Francis.
1180
01:05:30,464 --> 01:05:31,932
I mean, some of the most
remarkable figures
1181
01:05:32,065 --> 01:05:34,836
in the history
of the Church are reformed men.
1182
01:05:34,968 --> 01:05:37,971
Yes, but I think
what the Church needs now,
1183
01:05:38,105 --> 01:05:39,440
more than ever,
1184
01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:42,009
is to elevate the standard
for a priest.
1185
01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:44,712
No, the Church needs somebody
who's gonna fight for God.
1186
01:05:44,846 --> 01:05:46,313
That's me.
1187
01:05:46,447 --> 01:05:48,449
Besides, if the Church's choices
don't celebrate
1188
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,150
a person's capacity for change,
1189
01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,219
then what else does it
stand for?
1190
01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:55,389
This may sound contradictory,
1191
01:05:55,523 --> 01:05:59,159
but sometimes the best path
to serving God
1192
01:05:59,293 --> 01:06:01,962
is to step out of the way.
1193
01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:04,933
With all due respect, monsignor,
you're getting in my way.
1194
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:06,500
God wants me here.
1195
01:06:10,772 --> 01:06:14,975
Priests become the financial
responsibility of the Church.
1196
01:06:15,108 --> 01:06:17,679
Now, by admitting you,
1197
01:06:17,812 --> 01:06:20,849
we'd be agreeing
to subsidize you
1198
01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:23,952
as the face of Catholicism,
1199
01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:27,755
something our board
would be very reluctant to do.
1200
01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:30,625
First, it's admitting
you're afraid I'll succeed.
1201
01:06:32,861 --> 01:06:35,730
If you so sure I'll flame out,
Father, what you got to lose?
1202
01:06:40,768 --> 01:06:44,539
[♪♪♪]
1203
01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,522
HAM: My man.
Hey.
1204
01:07:00,655 --> 01:07:02,489
Look at you. What?
1205
01:07:02,624 --> 01:07:04,826
The first of many
inappropriate displays, I trust.
1206
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:06,561
Outward sign
of inward grace.
1207
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,563
And a hug from the heart.
Hugs are healing.
1208
01:07:08,696 --> 01:07:11,164
Jesus hugged a cripple,
that mother-hugger would walk.
1209
01:07:11,298 --> 01:07:13,166
I need another one.
[WHOOPS]
1210
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:14,569
Entering these gates,
1211
01:07:14,702 --> 01:07:16,370
you surrender any personal means
of purchase.
1212
01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,540
We rely on our sponsors
for money.
1213
01:07:18,673 --> 01:07:20,575
You do have one of those,
don't you?
1214
01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:22,010
Don't worry about me, brother.
1215
01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:24,077
I been getting sponsorships
since I could swing.
1216
01:07:24,211 --> 01:07:25,980
[CHUCKLES]
1217
01:07:26,113 --> 01:07:29,216
By the time I leave, I'll have
Jesus' name on my trunks.
1218
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,553
You can keep your driver's
license and insurance card.
1219
01:07:31,686 --> 01:07:33,855
They took my license,
canceled my insurance.
1220
01:07:33,988 --> 01:07:36,256
You doubted me,
and I'm a step ahead.
1221
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:37,424
God bless you.
1222
01:07:40,995 --> 01:07:43,263
It is my great privilege
1223
01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:46,768
to welcome you
to the stewardship of theology.
1224
01:07:46,901 --> 01:07:51,940
You are here to learn that
you will one day be a teacher.
1225
01:07:52,072 --> 01:07:53,708
An advisor.
1226
01:07:53,841 --> 01:07:55,108
A confessor.
1227
01:07:55,242 --> 01:07:58,046
Indeed, a Father.
1228
01:08:00,347 --> 01:08:01,248
Hey.
Hey.
1229
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:10,490
Hey, I guess we're gonna be
roommates.
1230
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,897
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
1231
01:08:16,030 --> 01:08:17,699
Sixteen?
1232
01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:18,766
Sixteen.
1233
01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,135
[RINGING]
1234
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:23,972
They must've given me
a faulty one.
1235
01:08:24,104 --> 01:08:27,075
It's user error.
And it's like 2 in the morning.
1236
01:08:27,207 --> 01:08:29,142
I ain't going down
till I get this right.
1237
01:08:29,276 --> 01:08:31,980
[SCOFFS]
There is no MVP
of Consecration.
1238
01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,815
Of course there is. Jesus.
1239
01:08:33,948 --> 01:08:36,183
Hey, you wanna sleep,
help a brother out.
1240
01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:39,353
And be complicit in your ruse?
Not over my dead body.
1241
01:08:39,486 --> 01:08:41,421
I'll ring your bell,
show you how that's done.
1242
01:08:43,658 --> 01:08:44,926
You're a fraud.
1243
01:08:45,059 --> 01:08:46,628
I found God.
1244
01:08:46,761 --> 01:08:48,796
I ain't here for fellowship.
I'm here for worship.
1245
01:08:48,930 --> 01:08:50,798
That's a great
bumper sticker.
1246
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,669
[RINGING]
1247
01:08:59,641 --> 01:09:02,309
MONSIGNOR:
"Take this, all of you,
drink from it,
1248
01:09:02,442 --> 01:09:04,646
for this is the chalice
of my blood,
1249
01:09:04,779 --> 01:09:08,448
the blood of the new
and eternal covenant."
1250
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,483
STU:
I been thinking.
1251
01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:10,852
Hmm?
1252
01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:12,854
Probably wise
to keep a vice on hand.
1253
01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:15,089
Somebody too perfect,
they a target for the devil.
1254
01:09:15,222 --> 01:09:16,924
"Better to be silent,
be thought a fool,
1255
01:09:17,058 --> 01:09:18,526
than to talk
and remove all doubt."
1256
01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:22,329
While we're bandying idioms.
1257
01:09:22,462 --> 01:09:24,431
If Jesus wasn't afraid to look
a fool, why should I be?
1258
01:09:24,565 --> 01:09:25,967
[SCOFFS]
If you seek to be Christlike,
1259
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:27,200
give us something
worth repeating.
1260
01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:29,137
That is the duty of a priest.
1261
01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:31,539
One that you prove daily
you're incapable of performing.
1262
01:09:31,673 --> 01:09:33,473
HAM:
Not just what he does
that makes a man a priest.
1263
01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,208
It's also
what he doesn't do.
1264
01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:36,577
He ain't laid you out yet.
1265
01:09:36,711 --> 01:09:38,513
Oh, that's charming.
1266
01:09:38,646 --> 01:09:39,547
Not yet.
1267
01:09:40,882 --> 01:09:42,083
Watch your man.
1268
01:09:42,215 --> 01:09:43,084
Oh, no, Stu.
1269
01:09:43,216 --> 01:09:44,652
Oh, no, Stu!
1270
01:09:46,988 --> 01:09:48,422
[LAUGHS]
1271
01:09:48,556 --> 01:09:50,424
HAM: You look tired.
STU: Give me a second, man.
1272
01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:52,694
I'm out of shape.
And you're Black.
1273
01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:53,995
I thought you were
an athlete.
1274
01:09:54,128 --> 01:09:54,996
I'm gonna take five.
1275
01:09:55,129 --> 01:09:55,997
Sub in for me.
What?
1276
01:09:56,130 --> 01:09:57,532
Let me catch my breath, man.
1277
01:09:57,665 --> 01:09:58,566
Shit.
1278
01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:01,703
Hey.
1279
01:10:03,171 --> 01:10:04,438
You want in?
1280
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,241
Does it look like I want in?
1281
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,083
Trying to rise above here, man.
1282
01:10:15,215 --> 01:10:17,417
A priest is penitent,
not playful.
1283
01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:20,188
How you think Moses lasted
in the desert 40 years?
1284
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,488
He must've been in shape.
1285
01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:23,191
Priest got to be prepared.
1286
01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,560
I don't suppose
Jesus appreciates your mockery.
1287
01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:27,729
God gave us a sense of humor
so we'd use it.
1288
01:10:27,862 --> 01:10:30,198
I don't know how to play,
all right?
1289
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,499
My father didn't see the point
in teaching me sports.
1290
01:10:32,633 --> 01:10:33,901
I was always gonna be a priest.
1291
01:10:34,035 --> 01:10:36,704
It ain't never too late
to learn.
1292
01:10:36,838 --> 01:10:39,974
Not everyone is as eager
to humiliate themselves
as you are.
1293
01:10:40,108 --> 01:10:43,144
Through his own son's shame
was God's glory magnified.
1294
01:10:43,276 --> 01:10:45,412
Jesus set the bar, brother.
1295
01:10:45,546 --> 01:10:48,983
No one wants to hear the Gospel
from the mouth of a gangster.
1296
01:10:50,518 --> 01:10:53,320
Maybe that's exactly
what they need.
1297
01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,555
I'm coming back.
1298
01:10:56,791 --> 01:11:00,027
GARCIA:
"For God so loved the world,
that he gave his only son,
1299
01:11:00,161 --> 01:11:02,230
"so that everyone
who believes in him
1300
01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:04,766
might not perish,
but might have eternal life."
1301
01:11:04,899 --> 01:11:06,234
The Gospel of the Lord.
1302
01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:08,502
CONGREGATION:
Praise to the Lord Jesus Christ.
1303
01:11:11,105 --> 01:11:13,040
It is a great pleasure
to introduce
1304
01:11:13,174 --> 01:11:15,076
a member
of our parish family,
1305
01:11:15,209 --> 01:11:16,443
now a seminarian,
1306
01:11:16,577 --> 01:11:18,411
to deliver today's reflection.
1307
01:11:25,853 --> 01:11:26,754
Hey.
1308
01:11:43,237 --> 01:11:46,439
"Forgive them, Father,
for they know not what they do."
1309
01:11:49,277 --> 01:11:51,145
That's what Jesus said
on the cross.
1310
01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:54,782
As a kid,
1311
01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:56,117
I saw a dude in a diaper
1312
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,685
getting it worse than me
1313
01:11:57,819 --> 01:12:00,188
with my daddy's belt
when he was drunk.
1314
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,490
But I figured, I could
never screw up as bad as Jesus.
1315
01:12:03,624 --> 01:12:06,160
Whatever he did
to deserve that.
1316
01:12:06,294 --> 01:12:08,296
And as a man, I thought,
1317
01:12:08,428 --> 01:12:11,331
"You know what?
It serves him right.
1318
01:12:11,464 --> 01:12:13,134
"Trying to lie to the world,
make us think
1319
01:12:13,267 --> 01:12:16,771
we gotta kiss his bloody feet
for a pat on the head."
1320
01:12:16,904 --> 01:12:19,841
Look, now,
we've all been wronged,
1321
01:12:19,974 --> 01:12:21,709
and we've all done
some wronging.
1322
01:12:22,844 --> 01:12:24,979
Some of us worse than others.
1323
01:12:25,112 --> 01:12:27,782
But with them words
I said up top,
1324
01:12:27,915 --> 01:12:30,818
Jesus asked his father, God,
1325
01:12:30,952 --> 01:12:33,287
to forgive the folks
tacking him up.
1326
01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,990
He ain't come
to condemn the world,
1327
01:12:36,123 --> 01:12:38,226
make us cower in shame
for our sins.
1328
01:12:38,358 --> 01:12:39,560
Uh-uh.
1329
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,129
He came to forgive us.
1330
01:12:43,297 --> 01:12:44,932
Think about it.
1331
01:12:45,066 --> 01:12:48,669
We ask Jesus to forgive us
our trespasses
1332
01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:51,939
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
1333
01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:58,445
God's forgiveness is contingent
upon us forgiving others.
1334
01:12:58,579 --> 01:12:59,680
That's the deal.
1335
01:13:01,048 --> 01:13:02,950
It ain't easy to do.
1336
01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:04,552
Truth is,
1337
01:13:04,685 --> 01:13:06,921
we ain't got no power
to do it ourselves.
1338
01:13:07,054 --> 01:13:08,756
None of us, not a one.
1339
01:13:10,191 --> 01:13:11,458
It's all God's grace.
1340
01:13:13,361 --> 01:13:14,695
That's the man, right there.
1341
01:13:16,697 --> 01:13:18,165
You just gotta let him in.
1342
01:13:19,367 --> 01:13:21,068
He'll do the heavy lifting.
1343
01:13:23,004 --> 01:13:24,338
CONGREGATION:
Amen.
1344
01:13:26,807 --> 01:13:27,942
Hey.
1345
01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:30,378
Hey, wait up. Hey.
1346
01:13:30,511 --> 01:13:32,580
You're out of shape.
1347
01:13:32,713 --> 01:13:34,548
I'm out of practice
chasing after you.
1348
01:13:34,682 --> 01:13:37,018
You're spiritually
blackmailing me.
1349
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,886
What?
Reminding me
1350
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:40,254
that God forgives
those who forgive others,
1351
01:13:40,388 --> 01:13:41,622
chasing me down to demand it,
1352
01:13:41,756 --> 01:13:43,456
all for you to make yourself
feel better.
1353
01:13:43,591 --> 01:13:45,026
It'll make you feel better too.
1354
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:47,828
There's nothing to forgive.
We serve the same God.
1355
01:13:49,764 --> 01:13:51,732
You seeing someone?
1356
01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:54,135
You really are a glutton
for punishment.
1357
01:14:03,311 --> 01:14:05,813
You asked to see me, Father?
Oh. Yes, yes.
1358
01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:07,480
As a matter of fact, I did.
Uh...
1359
01:14:09,449 --> 01:14:12,954
It's come to my attention that
there was a woman in your life,
1360
01:14:13,087 --> 01:14:15,656
prior to you entering
the seminary.
1361
01:14:15,790 --> 01:14:18,726
I was wondering, are you still
in contact with her?
1362
01:14:18,859 --> 01:14:21,262
No, not really.
1363
01:14:21,395 --> 01:14:22,563
I mean, she don't want much
1364
01:14:22,697 --> 01:14:24,265
to do with a man
she can't marry.
1365
01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:27,101
You know how Catholic girls are.
Or maybe you don't.
1366
01:14:27,234 --> 01:14:29,003
You strike me
as the kind of man
1367
01:14:29,136 --> 01:14:32,506
for whom rejection
only strengthens resolve.
1368
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,976
Oh, don't ask me
where I got that notion.
1369
01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:38,913
Do you still think about her?
1370
01:14:40,047 --> 01:14:41,582
Of course I do.
1371
01:14:41,716 --> 01:14:43,517
Sexuality's a gift from God.
1372
01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:46,454
And denying it is denying
something he wanted us to have.
1373
01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:49,123
It's what you do with it
that matters.
1374
01:14:49,256 --> 01:14:51,659
Well,
I appreciate your candor.
1375
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:54,061
Anyway,
I just want you to know,
1376
01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:56,864
I'm always here,
if you need to talk,
1377
01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:58,165
or you're struggling.
1378
01:14:58,299 --> 01:15:00,067
Too kind, too kind.
1379
01:15:00,201 --> 01:15:03,838
You know, it ain't a giving up,
it's a giving for.
1380
01:15:03,971 --> 01:15:05,806
Like anything, Father,
it's the struggle
1381
01:15:05,940 --> 01:15:07,675
that brings you
closer to God.
1382
01:15:07,808 --> 01:15:09,677
I ain't never shied away
from no fight.
1383
01:15:11,278 --> 01:15:13,014
Teaching priests to rat
on suffering men,
1384
01:15:13,147 --> 01:15:15,549
they're getting closer
to Judas than Jesus.
1385
01:15:15,683 --> 01:15:17,551
We both know
how that story ends.
1386
01:15:20,021 --> 01:15:21,355
Don't we?
1387
01:15:21,489 --> 01:15:24,392
[ROBERT FINLEY'S "COUNTRY BOY"
PLAYING]
1388
01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:30,898
♪ I just can't get it right ♪
1389
01:15:31,032 --> 01:15:34,368
♪ I'm trying to makeA brand new friend ♪
1390
01:15:34,502 --> 01:15:38,507
♪ And everybodyTrying to fight ♪
1391
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:40,841
♪ It ain't easy ♪
1392
01:15:42,143 --> 01:15:44,145
♪ And it ain't fair ♪
1393
01:15:45,446 --> 01:15:47,681
♪ Is the world so messed up ♪
1394
01:15:47,815 --> 01:15:52,186
♪ Am I the only one to care? ♪
1395
01:15:52,319 --> 01:15:57,458
♪ So much loveThat I'm willing to share ♪
1396
01:15:57,591 --> 01:16:00,294
♪ All right, yeah ♪
1397
01:16:00,428 --> 01:16:02,696
♪ I've got it right here ♪
1398
01:16:06,667 --> 01:16:07,768
STU:
Hey.
1399
01:16:07,902 --> 01:16:09,470
Go, go, go.
Right here, right here.
1400
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:14,108
Hey.
Come on, man, let's go.
1401
01:16:14,241 --> 01:16:15,242
Shit.
1402
01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:16,277
Hey.
1403
01:16:17,745 --> 01:16:20,081
Yo, I got you, I got you.
Hey.
1404
01:16:20,214 --> 01:16:22,349
Wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey.
1405
01:16:22,483 --> 01:16:23,751
Hey, you all right, man?
1406
01:16:25,719 --> 01:16:28,055
I ain't playing possum,
if that's what you're asking.
1407
01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:32,760
[♪♪♪]
1408
01:16:35,530 --> 01:16:37,398
Let me try again. Help me up.
1409
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,701
Let's go slow. Go slow.
1410
01:16:41,869 --> 01:16:43,437
All right, just take a sec.
1411
01:16:43,572 --> 01:16:44,472
Guys, hey.
1412
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,976
[MUFFLED]
Dude, you okay? You okay, man?
1413
01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,811
Yeah.
Come on.
1414
01:16:50,945 --> 01:16:53,180
Come on. There you go.
1415
01:17:01,956 --> 01:17:03,290
[BED WHIRRING]
1416
01:17:03,424 --> 01:17:04,358
Oh, shit.
1417
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,863
You there, ten-four?
KATHLEEN: Yes, Stu.
1418
01:17:08,996 --> 01:17:10,698
Still here.
1419
01:17:10,831 --> 01:17:11,932
Roger that.
1420
01:17:12,066 --> 01:17:12,967
Oh, shit.
1421
01:17:20,407 --> 01:17:22,276
Is that that nurse out there?
You there?
1422
01:17:25,412 --> 01:17:26,447
Hello?
1423
01:17:27,948 --> 01:17:29,350
Anybody out there?
1424
01:17:29,483 --> 01:17:30,484
[GULPING]
1425
01:17:32,052 --> 01:17:33,187
Oh, my God.
1426
01:17:34,955 --> 01:17:38,025
Oh, Stuart,
I apologize for the delay.
1427
01:17:38,159 --> 01:17:39,293
I had several specialists
1428
01:17:39,426 --> 01:17:40,794
conferring over
your lab reports.
1429
01:17:40,928 --> 01:17:42,429
No worries, Doc.
I got the feeling back.
1430
01:17:42,564 --> 01:17:44,932
I think I'm good.
Okay, look.
1431
01:17:45,065 --> 01:17:49,036
Uh, there's no easy way
to deliver this news,
1432
01:17:49,170 --> 01:17:53,474
but um, you don't
strike me as somebody
who needs sugar coating.
1433
01:17:54,576 --> 01:17:56,210
All right?
1434
01:17:56,343 --> 01:17:59,346
You have a progressive
muscle disorder.
1435
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:03,184
It's called inclusion body
myositis. It's very rare.
1436
01:18:03,317 --> 01:18:05,819
Symptoms are like ALS,
Lou Gehrig's disease,
1437
01:18:05,953 --> 01:18:08,088
where the muscles
continue to weaken
1438
01:18:08,222 --> 01:18:09,990
until they cease
to function.
1439
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:12,993
Yeah, and...
1440
01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:14,929
unfortunately,
there is no cure.
1441
01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:18,567
Well, you could've put
some sugar on that shit.
1442
01:18:18,699 --> 01:18:21,168
I'm sorry.
Listen, it's very rare
1443
01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:22,703
to see in somebody
as young as you.
1444
01:18:22,836 --> 01:18:24,338
Then I got a better chance
to beat it.
1445
01:18:24,471 --> 01:18:28,342
Yeah, well,
like I said,
th-there's no cure.
1446
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:30,144
All right, Stuart?
1447
01:18:30,277 --> 01:18:33,648
But the rate of progression,
it varies from person to person.
1448
01:18:33,781 --> 01:18:35,149
How long?
1449
01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:37,351
The first things to atrophy
will be the quadriceps,
1450
01:18:37,484 --> 01:18:39,486
finger flexors,
foot dorsiflexors.
1451
01:18:39,621 --> 01:18:41,590
Then, later on,
the facial muscles,
1452
01:18:41,722 --> 01:18:44,593
especially those that
control eye closure, speech,
1453
01:18:44,725 --> 01:18:46,695
and the muscles that
facilitate your swallowing.
1454
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,096
The good news is
that you could have
as long as a year
1455
01:18:49,230 --> 01:18:50,764
before you're going to need
any assistance
1456
01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:52,766
with basic daily activities.
1457
01:18:54,368 --> 01:18:56,571
Like what? Like taking a shit?
1458
01:18:56,705 --> 01:18:58,305
Patients find
that preparing for a future
1459
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:01,041
with some home augmentations
eases the transition.
1460
01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:02,544
Take this shit out of my dick.
1461
01:19:02,677 --> 01:19:04,144
I'm gonna send
for a nurse, okay.
1462
01:19:04,278 --> 01:19:05,980
Can't cure my disease, can't
take a tube out of my dick,
1463
01:19:06,113 --> 01:19:07,448
what can you do, Doc?
1464
01:19:07,582 --> 01:19:10,985
I understand, Stuart,
that you are angry.
1465
01:19:13,187 --> 01:19:16,223
Oh, God. Is there anything
it doesn't fuck with?
1466
01:19:16,357 --> 01:19:18,325
Yeah.
1467
01:19:18,459 --> 01:19:20,327
Erectile function.
1468
01:19:20,461 --> 01:19:22,496
Typically one of the last
things to go.
1469
01:19:24,198 --> 01:19:25,899
I'm trying to be a priest, pal.
1470
01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:27,835
[SCOFFS]
1471
01:19:31,573 --> 01:19:32,906
Oh.
1472
01:19:35,409 --> 01:19:37,278
Let me know
if you need anything.
1473
01:19:41,015 --> 01:19:43,917
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1474
01:19:48,055 --> 01:19:50,659
HAM:
God is all aboutdefying the odds.
1475
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:52,393
You know, showing people
1476
01:19:52,527 --> 01:19:55,730
what they didn't think
was possible is.
1477
01:19:55,863 --> 01:19:57,898
I defied every odd
to get where I'm at.
1478
01:19:58,032 --> 01:20:00,200
You'd think he'd give
a brother a break.
1479
01:20:00,334 --> 01:20:02,936
[SIGHS]
1480
01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:05,873
You know, m-maybe this is God
giving you your break.
1481
01:20:06,006 --> 01:20:08,275
[SCOFFS]
You know, Hollywood's
1482
01:20:08,409 --> 01:20:12,046
not got
too many handsome handicapped.
1483
01:20:14,582 --> 01:20:18,385
You think Ali wanna be known
as the best Black boxer?
1484
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:20,321
Guys like us
go for greatest of great.
1485
01:20:28,763 --> 01:20:29,664
Stu...
1486
01:20:31,165 --> 01:20:32,966
Only thing you and Ali
got in common
1487
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,769
is a wheelchair
in your future.
1488
01:20:39,139 --> 01:20:41,041
[CHUCKLING]
1489
01:20:53,521 --> 01:20:54,556
You all right, bro?
1490
01:20:57,091 --> 01:20:58,827
God don't make mistakes,
right?
1491
01:21:10,638 --> 01:21:12,607
You love me,
but you don't want me.
1492
01:21:16,678 --> 01:21:18,847
You're testing me, huh?
1493
01:21:18,979 --> 01:21:21,382
You wanna test me
to see how serious I am?
1494
01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:25,185
Why?
1495
01:21:28,222 --> 01:21:29,123
Why?
1496
01:21:30,257 --> 01:21:31,191
Why?
1497
01:21:32,259 --> 01:21:33,494
[SNIFFLES]
1498
01:21:33,628 --> 01:21:34,662
I wanna know why.
1499
01:21:36,631 --> 01:21:39,199
I wanna know why.
I wanna know now.
1500
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:40,234
Why?
1501
01:21:41,536 --> 01:21:44,004
Why have you forsaken me
here now?
1502
01:21:51,846 --> 01:21:55,683
And I'm here, and I wanna do
right, and I wanna be good.
1503
01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:57,050
I'm gonna be good.
1504
01:21:57,184 --> 01:21:59,587
I'm gonna do right,
I'm wanna be good.
1505
01:21:59,721 --> 01:22:00,755
Please, Lord...
1506
01:22:05,459 --> 01:22:07,662
Goddamn.
1507
01:22:07,796 --> 01:22:10,799
No, I didn't mean that.
You know I didn't mean that.
1508
01:22:10,931 --> 01:22:12,567
All right.
1509
01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:15,670
I need to know now.
I need to know now.
1510
01:22:15,804 --> 01:22:17,304
Why?
1511
01:22:17,438 --> 01:22:21,975
What the fuck you got me
doing here like this on my...
1512
01:22:22,109 --> 01:22:23,611
On my own?
1513
01:22:23,745 --> 01:22:25,979
Make sure you put Stephen
with me.
1514
01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:33,020
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
1515
01:22:49,771 --> 01:22:50,805
I'll be here, Lord.
1516
01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:53,240
For you.
1517
01:22:58,378 --> 01:22:59,781
STU:
You all right?
1518
01:22:59,914 --> 01:23:02,617
KATHLEEN [OVER PHONE]:
That's a dumb question.
1519
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:04,251
I'm sorry.
1520
01:23:06,286 --> 01:23:07,655
I don't know what else to say.
1521
01:23:07,789 --> 01:23:11,191
That's a first.
You must be really sick.
1522
01:23:11,325 --> 01:23:14,461
That's what they're saying.
I feel fine so far.
1523
01:23:14,596 --> 01:23:15,730
Baby.
1524
01:23:15,864 --> 01:23:17,665
You can beat this.
1525
01:23:17,799 --> 01:23:20,568
They ain't seen it
in a man so young.
1526
01:23:20,702 --> 01:23:23,237
Means they don't know
it's possible to get it gone.
1527
01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:26,240
You gotta think that way.Can't think nothing else.
1528
01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:28,308
Yeah.
1529
01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:29,844
But in case you don't,
1530
01:23:31,278 --> 01:23:32,747
you ought to move back home.
1531
01:23:32,881 --> 01:23:35,315
Spend what you got leftdoing things you enjoy.
1532
01:23:35,449 --> 01:23:37,351
Eat your favorite food,see your friends.
1533
01:23:37,484 --> 01:23:39,888
Hell, you might even box again.
1534
01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,556
Ma.
1535
01:23:41,689 --> 01:23:42,991
Sorry, baby.
1536
01:23:43,123 --> 01:23:45,627
I'm just scared.
Well, look at Mary.
1537
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:47,327
Watching her son
getting whipped and nailed.
1538
01:23:47,461 --> 01:23:48,663
She probably looked good
doing it.
1539
01:23:48,796 --> 01:23:51,365
That's a fucking fairytale,
Stu.
1540
01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:54,034
And if it ain't?
This God of yours,
1541
01:23:54,167 --> 01:23:56,370
you've given up everythingfor him.
1542
01:23:56,503 --> 01:23:59,406
And what's he do?
He punishes you.
1543
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:01,676
When God wounds us,
he calls us closer to him.
1544
01:24:01,809 --> 01:24:03,076
You couldn't get any closer.
1545
01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:06,246
You're already
in the goddamn bed with him.
1546
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,248
Couldn't you makesome kind of deal?
1547
01:24:08,382 --> 01:24:10,952
He lets you stay around,
you be his bitch?
1548
01:24:11,084 --> 01:24:13,453
Otherwise,
take your business elsewhere.
1549
01:24:13,588 --> 01:24:16,390
I'm not gay, all right?
And God's not a gangster.
1550
01:24:16,524 --> 01:24:19,359
He don't make deals,
and he sure as hell don't
respond to no ultimatums.
1551
01:24:19,493 --> 01:24:21,428
You can't talk me outof this one.
1552
01:24:27,869 --> 01:24:29,403
I don't know why...
[PHONE RINGING]
1553
01:24:29,537 --> 01:24:31,539
I come out here every showand I keep saying,
1554
01:24:31,673 --> 01:24:33,708
"Thank you,thank you, thank you."
1555
01:24:33,841 --> 01:24:36,209
I don't knowwhat I'm thanking you for.
1556
01:24:36,343 --> 01:24:38,746
You get in here for nothing.[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
1557
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,883
BILL [OVER MACHINE]:
Bill's doing more importantshit right now. Leave word.
1558
01:24:42,016 --> 01:24:44,886
And believe me,that wasn't my idea.
1559
01:24:45,019 --> 01:24:47,421
KATHLEEN [OVER MACHINE]:
Bill, it's me, Kathleen.
1560
01:24:47,555 --> 01:24:49,724
I need to talk to youabout Stu.
1561
01:24:49,857 --> 01:24:52,760
It's amazing,the things they have nowadays.
1562
01:24:52,894 --> 01:24:54,494
Shaving creamwith diacetin in it.
1563
01:24:54,629 --> 01:24:55,597
What about him?
1564
01:24:57,097 --> 01:24:59,867
Shaving creamwith lanolin in it.
1565
01:25:00,001 --> 01:25:02,102
Shaving creamwith chlorophyll in it.
1566
01:25:03,403 --> 01:25:04,304
What's that mean?
1567
01:25:04,438 --> 01:25:05,807
Had to chase all over town
1568
01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:07,942
to find shaving creamwith soap in it.
1569
01:25:08,076 --> 01:25:09,744
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1570
01:25:11,713 --> 01:25:13,581
There. A small shave...
1571
01:25:13,715 --> 01:25:17,451
Does he need a--? Can he even
get on the crapper by himself?
1572
01:25:17,585 --> 01:25:20,153
Nothing likea nice smooth...
1573
01:25:20,287 --> 01:25:22,657
Hmm...
1574
01:25:22,790 --> 01:25:24,458
I forgot to put a blade in it.
1575
01:25:24,592 --> 01:25:25,960
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
1576
01:25:28,896 --> 01:25:32,332
A load of good you and me did,
climbing into bed together.
1577
01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:35,168
Made two kids,
own bodies don't want 'em.
1578
01:25:35,302 --> 01:25:36,203
Hello.
1579
01:25:39,473 --> 01:25:41,174
[♪♪♪]
1580
01:25:44,979 --> 01:25:46,514
[SNORING]
1581
01:26:01,428 --> 01:26:03,430
[GRUNTS, GROANS]
1582
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:06,100
Hang on.
1583
01:26:08,770 --> 01:26:09,671
Hold your horses.
1584
01:26:17,145 --> 01:26:19,246
You're gonna wake
the whole damn neighborhood.
1585
01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:21,883
This ain't no neighborhood.
This is a trailer park.
1586
01:26:22,016 --> 01:26:23,818
They ought to thank me
for the wake-up call.
1587
01:26:23,951 --> 01:26:25,720
Get their asses up
to find a job.
1588
01:26:25,853 --> 01:26:27,555
Early bird gets the worm!
Ain't you all heard?
1589
01:26:27,689 --> 01:26:29,423
Some of them got jobs.
Get in here.
1590
01:26:29,557 --> 01:26:30,558
Thought you'd never ask.
1591
01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:33,193
[SIGHS]
1592
01:26:36,363 --> 01:26:37,932
This is nice.
1593
01:26:38,066 --> 01:26:40,101
You make Mama
look like Martha Stew.
1594
01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:44,105
Yeah, I was thinking
1595
01:26:44,237 --> 01:26:46,373
of hiring your girlfriend
to come in and tidy up for me.
1596
01:26:46,507 --> 01:26:48,643
She'd appreciate the work,
probably,
1597
01:26:48,776 --> 01:26:51,378
seeing as the church mouse
feeds on strangers' scraps
1598
01:26:51,512 --> 01:26:54,481
and people these days
are just stingy assholes.
1599
01:26:54,615 --> 01:26:56,017
Hm.
1600
01:26:56,150 --> 01:26:58,385
You get back
what you put out there, Bill.
1601
01:27:00,521 --> 01:27:03,091
Is that why God
gave you an incurable disease?
1602
01:27:05,026 --> 01:27:06,661
You called it.
1603
01:27:06,794 --> 01:27:08,763
You always said
I was a degenerate.
1604
01:27:11,866 --> 01:27:14,234
Drop in unannounced.
Don't give a man time
1605
01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:16,738
to take a piss
or get his shit together.
1606
01:27:16,871 --> 01:27:18,438
I beg your pardon, Padre.
1607
01:27:53,608 --> 01:27:56,476
What, are you casing the joint,
gonna steal more of my shit?
1608
01:27:59,547 --> 01:28:01,381
I come to see
you ain't killed yourself.
1609
01:28:01,516 --> 01:28:03,584
Left Mama high and dry.
1610
01:28:03,718 --> 01:28:06,319
You think you're the only one
that can keep a vow?
1611
01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:08,222
Don't get all high and mighty
with me, son.
1612
01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:10,490
I'm still your fucking father.
Don't you forget that.
1613
01:28:12,593 --> 01:28:15,062
It's lucky you ain't bet
one dime on me, huh?
1614
01:28:16,230 --> 01:28:17,632
[PICTURE CLATTERS]
1615
01:28:22,270 --> 01:28:24,272
I'm praying for you, Bill.
1616
01:28:24,404 --> 01:28:25,472
Don't you dare!
1617
01:28:25,606 --> 01:28:26,808
[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE]
1618
01:28:26,941 --> 01:28:29,442
You're violating my rights
as a man.
1619
01:28:29,577 --> 01:28:31,344
As an American.
1620
01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:34,816
[SIGHS]
1621
01:28:36,150 --> 01:28:38,019
[♪♪♪]
1622
01:28:38,152 --> 01:28:40,054
[MUMBLES]
1623
01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,541
MONSIGNOR:
Look not on our sins,
1624
01:29:00,675 --> 01:29:02,944
but on the faithof your Church.
1625
01:29:04,512 --> 01:29:07,281
And graciously grant herpeace and unity
1626
01:29:07,414 --> 01:29:10,051
in accordancewith your will.
1627
01:29:10,184 --> 01:29:14,155
Who live and reign foreverand ever.
1628
01:29:14,288 --> 01:29:16,991
Amen.
ALL: Amen.
1629
01:29:17,124 --> 01:29:20,228
MONSIGNOR:
The peace of the Lordbe with you always.
1630
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,997
And now let us offer each other
1631
01:29:23,130 --> 01:29:25,233
a sign of peace.
1632
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:27,602
[SOFTLY]
Peace be with you.
1633
01:29:28,703 --> 01:29:29,704
Peace be with you.
1634
01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:33,941
Peace be with you.
1635
01:29:34,075 --> 01:29:35,375
Peace be with you.
1636
01:29:42,382 --> 01:29:44,051
CARMEN:
When were you gonna tell me?
1637
01:29:45,720 --> 01:29:47,955
STU:
When I prayed away my pride.
1638
01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:55,162
I'll marry you,
you want me to.
1639
01:29:57,698 --> 01:30:00,768
[SCOFFS]
Aren't you gonna ask
what kind of guy he is?
1640
01:30:00,902 --> 01:30:02,036
No.
1641
01:30:02,169 --> 01:30:03,738
I'd beat him up.
1642
01:30:03,871 --> 01:30:05,539
But I'm trying
to be a priest.
1643
01:30:05,673 --> 01:30:07,508
[CHUCKLES]
1644
01:30:12,747 --> 01:30:13,681
Well, for...
1645
01:30:16,517 --> 01:30:18,853
For what it's worth,
you have my support.
1646
01:30:20,988 --> 01:30:22,957
In sickness
and in health?
1647
01:30:23,090 --> 01:30:24,424
In case I get
a miracle?
1648
01:30:25,726 --> 01:30:27,128
Until death do we part?
1649
01:30:27,261 --> 01:30:30,298
[♪♪♪]
1650
01:30:30,430 --> 01:30:32,967
[SOBBING]
1651
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,467
[SNIFFLES]
1652
01:30:38,639 --> 01:30:40,608
If your mom asks,
1653
01:30:40,741 --> 01:30:43,744
tell her I came to convince you
to abandon priesthood.
1654
01:30:43,878 --> 01:30:45,846
[SOFTLY]
She ain't gonna
believe that.
1655
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:47,114
Not you.
1656
01:30:51,819 --> 01:30:52,753
It's okay.
1657
01:30:58,292 --> 01:30:59,894
[SNIFFLES]
1658
01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:08,636
[LAUGHING]
1659
01:31:13,307 --> 01:31:16,744
[ODETTA'S "AIN'T NO GRAVE
CAN HOLD MY BODY DOWN" PLAYING]
1660
01:31:16,877 --> 01:31:22,984
♪ Ain't no graveCan hold my body down ♪
1661
01:31:25,119 --> 01:31:30,691
♪ Ain't no graveCan hold my body down ♪
1662
01:31:30,825 --> 01:31:33,194
[DOOR LOCK BUZZES]
♪ My body down ♪
1663
01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:37,398
♪ When the first trumpetSound ♪
1664
01:31:37,531 --> 01:31:41,369
♪ I'll be gettin' upWalkin' 'round ♪
1665
01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:47,541
♪ Ain't no graveCan hold my body down ♪
1666
01:31:49,710 --> 01:31:51,412
♪ Ain't no grave ♪
Give me a hand here.
1667
01:31:51,545 --> 01:31:56,984
♪ Can hold my body down ♪
1668
01:31:58,953 --> 01:32:00,654
[CLEARS THROAT]
Uh...
1669
01:32:02,656 --> 01:32:05,459
It's our mission
to enter the darkest places,
1670
01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:07,661
and to be the light of Christ.
1671
01:32:07,795 --> 01:32:09,230
"Dark"?
1672
01:32:09,363 --> 01:32:12,199
[SCOFFS]
Because we Black, bad, or both?
1673
01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:14,668
[INMATES SNICKER]
1674
01:32:14,802 --> 01:32:16,470
Uh... It...
1675
01:32:16,604 --> 01:32:18,706
It's a-a metaphor.
1676
01:32:18,839 --> 01:32:20,674
INMATE: If you gonna use
big words like that,
1677
01:32:20,808 --> 01:32:24,078
you might as well pass out
dictionaries, bro.
1678
01:32:27,815 --> 01:32:30,217
STU:
You guys get
one phone call a week in here?
1679
01:32:32,887 --> 01:32:35,089
If you kiss the right ass.
1680
01:32:35,222 --> 01:32:38,059
Who you gonna call, huh?
1681
01:32:38,192 --> 01:32:39,293
Your mama?
1682
01:32:40,761 --> 01:32:42,229
You gonna break her heart
some more.
1683
01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:46,200
Your wife?
Shit, let's be real,
1684
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:48,469
she probably busy
banging her new man.
1685
01:32:50,838 --> 01:32:52,541
And your kid?
1686
01:32:52,673 --> 01:32:54,275
He's probably
gonna get more pity in school
1687
01:32:54,408 --> 01:32:56,744
if his daddy was dead.
1688
01:32:56,877 --> 01:33:00,347
You don't need no phone
to talk to God.
1689
01:33:00,481 --> 01:33:02,583
And don't need a guard's
permission, neither.
1690
01:33:02,716 --> 01:33:06,720
When no one else gives a shit
what you got to say, God does.
1691
01:33:06,854 --> 01:33:08,122
Because he made your ass.
1692
01:33:09,857 --> 01:33:12,226
You damn right
he's disappointed in it,
1693
01:33:12,359 --> 01:33:13,727
but he wants to help.
1694
01:33:16,565 --> 01:33:18,299
No matter how hard
you resist it,
1695
01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:21,068
no matter how many times
you say no.
1696
01:33:21,202 --> 01:33:23,104
He still wants to make you
better.
1697
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:28,242
He ain't giving up on you.
1698
01:33:29,410 --> 01:33:30,811
Never.
1699
01:33:30,945 --> 01:33:33,414
Don't you dare go giving up
on yourself.
1700
01:33:39,954 --> 01:33:41,622
You wanna try again?
1701
01:33:41,755 --> 01:33:43,491
[BELL TOLLING]
1702
01:33:52,233 --> 01:33:54,335
Have a seat, Stuart.
1703
01:33:54,468 --> 01:33:55,369
You know what?
1704
01:33:57,171 --> 01:33:58,973
I'm trying to stay fit.
I think I'll have a stand.
1705
01:33:59,106 --> 01:34:00,107
[DOOR CLOSES]
1706
01:34:04,979 --> 01:34:07,616
There is concern
amongst the diocese
1707
01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:11,152
that the state
of your infirmity
1708
01:34:11,285 --> 01:34:13,254
will render you unable
1709
01:34:13,387 --> 01:34:16,490
to properly perform
the sacraments.
1710
01:34:18,627 --> 01:34:23,998
It may even cause you
to disgrace them.
1711
01:34:24,131 --> 01:34:26,700
I spill the blood.
Choke on the body.
1712
01:34:26,834 --> 01:34:28,502
Fall on my face
trying to genuflect.
1713
01:34:28,637 --> 01:34:31,705
You think I haven't
thought of that?
1714
01:34:31,839 --> 01:34:34,141
We're not human beings
having a spiritual experience,
1715
01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:36,744
we are spiritual beings
having a human one.
1716
01:34:36,877 --> 01:34:38,212
This body don't mean
nothing to God,
1717
01:34:38,345 --> 01:34:39,980
therefore nor should it
to you.
1718
01:34:45,686 --> 01:34:49,023
Unfortunately,
it's not up to me.
1719
01:34:49,156 --> 01:34:52,527
The Church will not endorse you
for ordination.
1720
01:35:02,369 --> 01:35:04,471
At first the Church
couldn't afford to subsidize me
1721
01:35:04,606 --> 01:35:07,041
as a face of Catholicism.
1722
01:35:07,174 --> 01:35:09,877
Now it can't afford
to subsidize a cripple.
1723
01:35:10,010 --> 01:35:11,745
This time it ain't a matter
of reputation,
1724
01:35:11,879 --> 01:35:13,515
it's a matter of the money.
1725
01:35:13,648 --> 01:35:15,983
Isn't that right?
1726
01:35:16,116 --> 01:35:19,253
God don't move the goalpost,
Father. Man does.
1727
01:35:22,557 --> 01:35:27,861
It is my duty to defend
the sanctity of our Church.
1728
01:35:30,397 --> 01:35:31,865
I'm sorry, Stuart.
1729
01:35:59,628 --> 01:36:01,095
[SIGHS]
1730
01:36:02,096 --> 01:36:04,965
[♪♪♪]
1731
01:36:18,012 --> 01:36:20,582
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1732
01:37:02,856 --> 01:37:04,291
HAM:
Hello, Mr. Long.
1733
01:37:05,926 --> 01:37:07,662
I'm sorry, my name is Ham.
1734
01:37:07,796 --> 01:37:10,331
Uh, I'm a friend of your son,Stuart.
1735
01:37:33,521 --> 01:37:34,988
Nearly done there or what?
1736
01:37:40,194 --> 01:37:41,495
She gonna help me up.
1737
01:37:44,064 --> 01:37:45,165
Oh, come on now.
1738
01:37:45,299 --> 01:37:47,334
This ain't the hill to die on.
1739
01:37:48,536 --> 01:37:49,704
It's the only one.
1740
01:38:05,252 --> 01:38:06,588
It's a solid build.
1741
01:38:19,199 --> 01:38:21,201
I seen insects
grope about for death
1742
01:38:21,335 --> 01:38:23,705
with more dignity than what
you're displaying right now.
1743
01:38:23,838 --> 01:38:25,906
You here to help?
1744
01:38:26,039 --> 01:38:28,510
Play a hymn on the harp.
1745
01:38:28,643 --> 01:38:30,512
Makes pathetic shit
look poetic.
1746
01:38:32,346 --> 01:38:34,348
I'm afraid the only hymn I know
is Haggard.
1747
01:38:34,481 --> 01:38:36,183
Ain't you got somewhere to be?
1748
01:38:36,316 --> 01:38:37,384
Yeah, probably.
1749
01:38:40,354 --> 01:38:41,689
I'm trying out this new thing
1750
01:38:41,823 --> 01:38:44,291
they got now
called self-employment.
1751
01:38:44,425 --> 01:38:46,594
All the kids are doing it.
1752
01:38:46,728 --> 01:38:48,596
I heard about that.
1753
01:38:48,730 --> 01:38:52,166
Identical twin sister
to unemployment.
1754
01:38:52,299 --> 01:38:54,836
Except they swear
she's the better-looking one.
1755
01:39:04,311 --> 01:39:07,147
I seen a couple of boxing bouts
on the TV.
1756
01:39:07,281 --> 01:39:10,585
Enough to know a man don't lose
when he gets knocked down,
1757
01:39:12,252 --> 01:39:13,655
but when he won't get up.
1758
01:39:16,591 --> 01:39:19,259
If there's one thing
I know about you, it's...
1759
01:39:19,393 --> 01:39:20,961
you ain't afraid to get hit.
1760
01:39:31,773 --> 01:39:33,407
You gonna watch or what?
1761
01:39:33,541 --> 01:39:34,742
Yeah.
1762
01:39:34,876 --> 01:39:37,779
[♪♪♪]
1763
01:40:20,989 --> 01:40:22,155
[FAUCET SQUEAKS OFF]
1764
01:40:27,529 --> 01:40:29,864
Hey, Mama.
Hi, baby.
1765
01:40:39,974 --> 01:40:41,509
STU:
What you waiting on?
1766
01:40:41,643 --> 01:40:42,844
Well, you.
1767
01:40:53,053 --> 01:40:54,388
What you doing in there?
1768
01:40:59,561 --> 01:41:01,395
Praying for you
to get some patience.
1769
01:41:01,529 --> 01:41:04,364
You ought to try praying
for my prostate.
1770
01:41:32,727 --> 01:41:34,094
You all right?
1771
01:41:34,227 --> 01:41:35,763
Well, I ain't trying
to close my curtains
1772
01:41:35,897 --> 01:41:38,265
in the shit box,
if that's what you're asking.
1773
01:41:38,398 --> 01:41:41,401
Well, you always did wanna
be like Elvis.
1774
01:41:41,536 --> 01:41:43,972
I didn't think you noticed.
1775
01:41:44,104 --> 01:41:46,139
How could I not?
You never did shut up.
1776
01:41:46,273 --> 01:41:48,308
Many hours of silence,
gone.
1777
01:41:48,442 --> 01:41:52,179
They say it's gold.
We could've been rich.
1778
01:41:52,312 --> 01:41:54,749
Too late now.
Ain't gonna get that time back.
1779
01:41:56,116 --> 01:41:57,417
Yeah.
1780
01:41:57,552 --> 01:41:58,786
How do we tackle this?
1781
01:41:59,821 --> 01:42:01,355
Come on. Yeah.
1782
01:42:01,488 --> 01:42:02,991
[♪♪♪]
1783
01:42:03,123 --> 01:42:05,827
[INAUDIBLE]
1784
01:42:13,568 --> 01:42:15,135
[♪♪♪]
1785
01:42:23,210 --> 01:42:24,311
We're gonna be late.
1786
01:42:29,282 --> 01:42:30,918
The news ain't said
hell froze over.
1787
01:42:31,052 --> 01:42:32,152
That the best you got?
1788
01:42:32,285 --> 01:42:34,421
I'd clap if I could.
I might slap myself.
1789
01:42:34,555 --> 01:42:36,156
[CHUCKLES]
That's more like it.
1790
01:42:37,558 --> 01:42:39,661
I never did like
wearing these things.
1791
01:42:39,794 --> 01:42:42,295
Ain't done one of these
since your brother's funeral.
1792
01:42:42,429 --> 01:42:44,098
Still got your mother's makeup
on it.
1793
01:42:44,231 --> 01:42:45,767
You got another one coming up.
1794
01:42:45,900 --> 01:42:47,300
Shut the fuck up, will ya?
1795
01:42:47,434 --> 01:42:49,369
Meantime,
you take Mama somewhere nice.
1796
01:42:49,503 --> 01:42:52,406
[THE RAGGED JUBILEE'S
"COUNTRY ROADS" PLAYING]
1797
01:42:55,843 --> 01:43:01,916
♪ Bones crushing bonesIn my dreams ♪
1798
01:43:02,050 --> 01:43:04,886
Well, you can't say I never
gave you nothing.
1799
01:43:05,019 --> 01:43:07,155
Yeah, I skipped over
thanking you.
1800
01:43:07,287 --> 01:43:08,923
Went straight to the source.
1801
01:43:09,057 --> 01:43:10,257
[TRUCK SQUEALING]
1802
01:43:10,390 --> 01:43:12,192
This thing purrs
like a kitten, huh?
1803
01:43:12,325 --> 01:43:13,561
Mm-hm.
1804
01:43:16,164 --> 01:43:17,165
Oh, no.
1805
01:43:17,297 --> 01:43:19,033
[CLANKING]
1806
01:43:19,167 --> 01:43:23,571
You son of a... Son of a bitch.
You piece of shit.
1807
01:43:23,705 --> 01:43:24,839
You couldn't wait
till tomorrow.
1808
01:43:24,972 --> 01:43:26,074
Maybe that's God saying
1809
01:43:26,206 --> 01:43:27,374
you ought to share your shit.
1810
01:43:27,508 --> 01:43:28,643
Or else.
1811
01:43:28,776 --> 01:43:30,178
Yeah, well,
she's all yours now.
1812
01:43:30,310 --> 01:43:32,146
We ain't that far.
I could walk.
1813
01:43:32,279 --> 01:43:34,549
Yeah, and I can fucking fly.
1814
01:43:34,682 --> 01:43:35,917
Where you going?
1815
01:43:36,050 --> 01:43:38,351
I gotta get your ass
to church on time.
1816
01:43:38,485 --> 01:43:39,887
[GRUNTS]
1817
01:43:40,021 --> 01:43:41,923
[ENGINE HISSING]
1818
01:43:56,369 --> 01:43:58,106
BILL:
There you go. Ooh.
1819
01:44:08,850 --> 01:44:10,118
STU:
Breathing heavy already.
1820
01:44:10,250 --> 01:44:11,451
BILL [COUGHS]:
It's the bad air.
1821
01:44:11,586 --> 01:44:13,286
STU:
You gonna have a heart attack.
1822
01:44:13,420 --> 01:44:15,255
BILL:
Well, then it'll all be right.
1823
01:44:15,388 --> 01:44:16,824
I'd die before you.
1824
01:44:16,958 --> 01:44:18,559
STU:
Yeah, you ain't that lucky.
1825
01:44:18,693 --> 01:44:19,727
BILL:
Shut up.
1826
01:44:29,203 --> 01:44:30,738
KATHLEEN: Hi, baby.
Hey, Mama.
1827
01:44:34,776 --> 01:44:36,043
Wanna tell me
what's going on here?
1828
01:44:36,177 --> 01:44:38,378
What you mean?
1829
01:44:38,513 --> 01:44:39,981
Dad is in a tie.
1830
01:44:40,114 --> 01:44:41,649
He looks nice.
1831
01:44:49,524 --> 01:44:50,925
Y'all think
since I can't be a priest,
1832
01:44:51,058 --> 01:44:53,227
I'm gonna marry her now?
1833
01:44:53,360 --> 01:44:56,363
Y'all bless this?
You're in no state to protest.
1834
01:44:56,496 --> 01:44:57,698
You called her a housekeeper.
1835
01:44:57,832 --> 01:44:59,767
What's wrong
with housekeepers?
1836
01:44:59,901 --> 01:45:02,670
Yeah, that's good for her.
In three months, I'll be
in a diaper.
1837
01:45:02,804 --> 01:45:04,337
BILL:
You're gonna need someone
to clean up your shit.
1838
01:45:04,471 --> 01:45:06,274
That's your job.
I'm gonna subcontract.
1839
01:45:06,406 --> 01:45:09,210
KATHLEEN:
Oh, cut that shit out, you two.
1840
01:45:09,342 --> 01:45:10,845
Here. Let's go.
1841
01:45:10,978 --> 01:45:12,647
Mind your back, Bill.
Okay.
1842
01:45:16,617 --> 01:45:18,786
[♪♪♪]
1843
01:45:29,964 --> 01:45:31,532
Our parish petitioned
the diocese
1844
01:45:31,666 --> 01:45:33,601
to ordain you as a priest.
1845
01:45:33,734 --> 01:45:36,336
Monsignor made sure
it was heard.
1846
01:45:36,469 --> 01:45:39,874
Turns out, I had one good fight
left in me.
1847
01:45:45,913 --> 01:45:47,648
We all believe in you, brother.
1848
01:45:50,151 --> 01:45:51,552
That's Father to you.
1849
01:46:25,418 --> 01:46:27,889
[ELVIS'S "WHERE COULD I GO
BUT TO THE LORD" PLAYING]
1850
01:46:28,022 --> 01:46:32,860
♪ Living below ♪
1851
01:46:32,994 --> 01:46:39,233
♪ In this old sinful world ♪
1852
01:46:39,367 --> 01:46:43,871
♪ Hardly a comfort ♪
1853
01:46:44,005 --> 01:46:48,408
♪ Can afford ♪
1854
01:46:51,078 --> 01:46:56,517
♪ Striving alone ♪
1855
01:46:56,651 --> 01:47:01,555
♪ To face temptation so ♪
1856
01:47:01,689 --> 01:47:03,456
♪ Now won't you tell me ♪
1857
01:47:03,591 --> 01:47:10,497
♪ Where could I goBut to the Lord ♪
1858
01:47:16,804 --> 01:47:20,074
Someone once told me
I was bad advertising.
1859
01:47:20,207 --> 01:47:21,175
Imagine that.
1860
01:47:21,309 --> 01:47:22,944
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1861
01:47:23,077 --> 01:47:25,112
He was a boss of mine
at the supermarket.
1862
01:47:25,246 --> 01:47:27,648
I kept coming in with a face
looked more like raw meat
1863
01:47:27,782 --> 01:47:28,916
than what I was selling.
1864
01:47:30,618 --> 01:47:32,753
Of course at the time,
1865
01:47:32,887 --> 01:47:34,588
I thought that man was wrong.
1866
01:47:36,190 --> 01:47:38,125
Whole world was wrong
when it came to me.
1867
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,494
Every brawl I had
was beating back at a world
1868
01:47:41,629 --> 01:47:43,164
I thought had done me wrong.
1869
01:47:46,200 --> 01:47:47,101
Yeah.
1870
01:47:48,569 --> 01:47:49,971
Every bruise on my face,
1871
01:47:51,439 --> 01:47:52,740
every drop of blood I shed
1872
01:47:52,873 --> 01:47:55,242
was proof of my war
against God's injustice.
1873
01:47:58,045 --> 01:48:01,148
I look worse now than I did
then, that's for sure.
1874
01:48:01,282 --> 01:48:02,350
Difference is...
1875
01:48:04,418 --> 01:48:06,821
now I know my suffering's
a gift from God.
1876
01:48:08,990 --> 01:48:10,891
Now, I know
it sounds like bull,
1877
01:48:11,025 --> 01:48:13,060
but it's coming
from a man in a wheelchair,
1878
01:48:13,194 --> 01:48:14,829
so you got to entertain it.
1879
01:48:14,962 --> 01:48:16,864
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1880
01:48:16,998 --> 01:48:17,965
Hear me out.
1881
01:48:23,637 --> 01:48:25,740
All our outer nature's
wasting away.
1882
01:48:27,541 --> 01:48:30,311
But our inner nature
is being renewed every day.
1883
01:48:31,946 --> 01:48:35,816
This life, no matter
how long it lasts,
1884
01:48:35,950 --> 01:48:39,987
is a momentary affliction
preparing us for eternal glory.
1885
01:48:42,256 --> 01:48:45,059
We shouldn't pray
for an easy life,
1886
01:48:45,192 --> 01:48:47,461
but the strength
to endure a difficult one.
1887
01:48:48,829 --> 01:48:51,265
Because the experience
of suffering
1888
01:48:51,399 --> 01:48:53,667
is the fullest expression
of God's love.
1889
01:48:55,169 --> 01:48:57,338
It is a chance to be closer
to Christ.
1890
01:49:05,012 --> 01:49:06,881
Now, no one suffers perfectly.
1891
01:49:07,014 --> 01:49:08,082
For sure not me.
1892
01:49:09,550 --> 01:49:11,685
Even Christ had his moment
of despair.
1893
01:49:13,522 --> 01:49:15,923
"My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?"
1894
01:49:17,691 --> 01:49:19,927
He asked from the cross.
1895
01:49:20,061 --> 01:49:21,228
Christ felt betrayed.
1896
01:49:23,230 --> 01:49:25,566
You see, in that moment,
1897
01:49:25,699 --> 01:49:27,768
he who was sinless...
1898
01:49:27,902 --> 01:49:30,704
took on all our sins,
and got judged by God.
1899
01:49:32,773 --> 01:49:35,910
He took what we deserve,
because he loves us.
1900
01:49:45,820 --> 01:49:46,754
And that love...
1901
01:49:48,756 --> 01:49:51,125
it could make the baddest man
a believer.
1902
01:49:52,760 --> 01:49:56,063
Because that love
is a feeling like no other.
1903
01:49:59,266 --> 01:50:01,802
To lead you all
to find and feel that love...
1904
01:50:04,905 --> 01:50:07,608
is why God is giving me
the scenic route to die.
1905
01:50:10,411 --> 01:50:12,446
And for that,
I thank him every day.
1906
01:50:16,484 --> 01:50:17,618
Amen.
1907
01:50:17,751 --> 01:50:18,686
ALL:
Amen.
1908
01:50:20,488 --> 01:50:23,424
[♪♪♪]
1909
01:51:05,266 --> 01:51:06,635
NURSE: Hi.
How you doing, darling?
1910
01:51:06,767 --> 01:51:07,668
Great.
1911
01:51:19,013 --> 01:51:20,681
And who are you here
to visit, sir?
1912
01:51:20,814 --> 01:51:21,882
Father Stu.
[CHUCKLES]
1913
01:51:22,016 --> 01:51:23,918
You and everybody else
in this town.
1914
01:51:25,019 --> 01:51:27,421
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
1915
01:51:34,195 --> 01:51:35,530
Good morning.
1916
01:51:35,664 --> 01:51:37,666
Good one to be in sin,
I suppose.
1917
01:51:44,438 --> 01:51:46,040
Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned.
1918
01:51:46,173 --> 01:51:48,876
It has been seven days
since my last confession.
1919
01:51:50,177 --> 01:51:51,546
But no matter how many I make,
1920
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:52,980
these hands
that touch the troubled
1921
01:51:53,113 --> 01:51:54,848
are still themselves
unclean.
1922
01:51:58,719 --> 01:51:59,820
You having doubts?
1923
01:52:05,059 --> 01:52:06,860
A doubt would imply
that I ever wanted
1924
01:52:06,994 --> 01:52:08,395
this responsibility.
1925
01:52:10,565 --> 01:52:11,666
My father did.
1926
01:52:12,601 --> 01:52:13,801
[SCOFFS]
1927
01:52:13,934 --> 01:52:15,236
It was expected of me.
1928
01:52:24,613 --> 01:52:26,615
I'm angry at God.
1929
01:52:29,183 --> 01:52:30,884
For failing to make me
man enough
1930
01:52:31,018 --> 01:52:32,886
to defy the expectations
of me.
1931
01:52:34,922 --> 01:52:36,123
And I'm envious of you
1932
01:52:36,257 --> 01:52:39,226
for having the balls
to do just that.
1933
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:41,328
All I ever prayed for
1934
01:52:41,462 --> 01:52:43,330
was a way out of this life.
1935
01:52:46,066 --> 01:52:49,370
And to watch you given
an out by God,
1936
01:52:49,503 --> 01:52:50,705
and refuse it...
1937
01:52:52,773 --> 01:52:54,308
I-I can't understand it.
1938
01:52:57,945 --> 01:52:59,113
But I do admire it.
1939
01:53:01,382 --> 01:53:03,551
For these and all my sins,
I am sorry.
1940
01:53:06,954 --> 01:53:09,957
I wasn't given no expectation,
except to stay alive.
1941
01:53:11,693 --> 01:53:13,294
I ain't coming too good
on that.
1942
01:53:15,630 --> 01:53:21,135
Whether by offering his son,
or for watching one die,
1943
01:53:21,268 --> 01:53:23,103
a father's just looking
for love,
1944
01:53:24,305 --> 01:53:25,640
like the rest of us.
1945
01:53:51,198 --> 01:53:53,535
Imagine how it must've felt
for Joseph...
1946
01:53:55,402 --> 01:53:57,204
to be the less important
father.
1947
01:53:59,641 --> 01:54:01,543
In his name,
you pray for penance.
1948
01:54:20,861 --> 01:54:22,429
Goodbye, Stu.
1949
01:54:31,673 --> 01:54:33,374
BILL:
Bill Long, alcoholic.
1950
01:54:33,508 --> 01:54:34,576
ALL:
Hi, Bill.
1951
01:54:35,976 --> 01:54:37,579
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1952
01:54:37,712 --> 01:54:40,047
I feel like I'm putting my dick
in a woodchipper.
1953
01:54:40,180 --> 01:54:41,716
MAN:
We've all been in your shoes.
1954
01:54:41,850 --> 01:54:43,685
Sometimes, too drunk
to put 'em on.
1955
01:54:43,818 --> 01:54:46,788
You've made the first step,
admitting you can't do it alone.
1956
01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:49,022
ALL:
Amen.
1957
01:54:49,156 --> 01:54:52,827
Yeah, well, I could've used
God's help for a lot of things,
1958
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:55,095
but never could find him.
1959
01:54:56,897 --> 01:54:59,567
My son said,
that's because God wasn't lost.
1960
01:55:01,636 --> 01:55:02,503
Wise-ass.
1961
01:55:02,637 --> 01:55:05,673
[ALL CHUCKLE]
1962
01:55:05,807 --> 01:55:08,008
Anyway, I sure as hell
ain't got the road map.
1963
01:55:08,142 --> 01:55:09,677
Um...
1964
01:55:09,811 --> 01:55:13,748
I'm here because my son asked me
to get baptized.
1965
01:55:16,551 --> 01:55:18,919
[SIGHS]
1966
01:55:19,052 --> 01:55:22,089
I killed every hero
that boy ever had,
1967
01:55:22,222 --> 01:55:24,324
hoping one day that hero
would be me.
1968
01:55:27,461 --> 01:55:29,997
Never gave him a single reason
why it should be.
1969
01:55:32,767 --> 01:55:35,169
[♪♪♪]
1970
01:55:52,052 --> 01:55:53,954
[INAUDIBLE]
1971
01:56:08,937 --> 01:56:10,805
I guess we're both
late bloomers.
1972
01:56:58,252 --> 01:57:00,187
[CROWD CHEERING]
1973
01:57:39,994 --> 01:57:43,063
FATHER LONG:
It's a profound experience,
1974
01:57:43,196 --> 01:57:44,799
suffering.
1975
01:57:44,933 --> 01:57:49,804
And the strugglesof this disease
1976
01:57:49,938 --> 01:57:52,139
helped me, and help others,
1977
01:57:52,272 --> 01:57:55,843
to learn the way that we shouldhave been living all along.
1978
01:57:57,645 --> 01:57:59,614
It's taught mea little humility.
1979
01:57:59,747 --> 01:58:03,051
It's taught me dignity,respect for others.
1980
01:58:03,183 --> 01:58:07,187
And sometimes people like me--
there's an extreme example--
1981
01:58:07,321 --> 01:58:11,391
we need things like this
to be able to make
those changes,
1982
01:58:11,526 --> 01:58:13,027
and decisions in our life
1983
01:58:13,160 --> 01:58:15,128
that are gonna help us
become better people,
1984
01:58:15,262 --> 01:58:17,532
become the people that God
has created us to be
1985
01:58:17,665 --> 01:58:19,132
when he sent us to this planet.
1986
01:58:20,768 --> 01:58:23,037
♪ That's all right ♪
1987
01:58:23,170 --> 01:58:27,742
♪ That's all rightThat's all right ♪
1988
01:58:27,875 --> 01:58:29,978
♪ That's all right ♪
1989
01:58:30,110 --> 01:58:34,749
♪ Since my soul's gotta seatUp in that kingdom ♪
1990
01:58:34,882 --> 01:58:37,484
♪ That's all right ♪
1991
01:58:37,619 --> 01:58:39,419
[CLAPPING IN RHYTHM]
1992
01:58:39,554 --> 01:58:43,758
♪ My, my motherHow you're walkin' on ♪
1993
01:58:43,891 --> 01:58:48,529
♪ Your feet might slipBut you're soul ain't gone ♪
1994
01:58:48,663 --> 01:58:53,133
♪ Since my soul's got a seatUp in that kingdom ♪
1995
01:58:53,266 --> 01:58:56,436
♪ That's all right ♪
1996
01:58:56,571 --> 01:58:58,238
♪ Y'all help me ♪
1997
01:58:58,372 --> 01:58:59,941
ALL:
♪ That's all right ♪
1998
01:59:00,074 --> 01:59:04,311
♪ That's all rightYeah, that's all right ♪
1999
01:59:04,444 --> 01:59:06,581
♪ That's all right ♪
2000
01:59:06,714 --> 01:59:10,918
♪ Since my soul's got a seatUp in that kingdom ♪
2001
01:59:11,052 --> 01:59:15,489
♪ That's all right ♪
2002
01:59:15,623 --> 01:59:19,994
♪ Hush little babyNow, don't you cry ♪
2003
01:59:20,128 --> 01:59:24,766
♪ You know your momma'sBeen born to die ♪
2004
01:59:24,899 --> 01:59:29,236
♪ Since my soul's got a seatUp in that kingdom ♪
2005
01:59:29,369 --> 01:59:33,041
♪ That's all right ♪
2006
01:59:33,173 --> 01:59:37,411
♪ Now that's all rightYeah, that's all right ♪
2007
01:59:37,545 --> 01:59:40,380
♪ Yeah, that's all right ♪
2008
01:59:40,515 --> 01:59:42,684
♪ It'll be all right ♪
2009
01:59:42,817 --> 01:59:46,988
♪ Since my soul's got a seatUp in that kingdom ♪
2010
01:59:47,121 --> 01:59:51,191
♪ That's all right ♪
2011
01:59:51,324 --> 01:59:58,231
♪ Since my soul's got a seatUp in that kingdom ♪
2012
01:59:58,365 --> 02:00:05,238
♪ That's all right ♪
2013
02:00:10,812 --> 02:00:13,715
[BRETT YOUNG'S
"LONG WAY HOME" PLAYING]
2014
02:00:22,222 --> 02:00:25,492
♪ Everybody's got a story ♪
2015
02:00:25,626 --> 02:00:28,529
♪ Everybody's been hurt ♪
2016
02:00:28,663 --> 02:00:32,133
♪ Everybody's got scarsAnd broken hearts ♪
2017
02:00:32,265 --> 02:00:35,136
♪ They don't deserve ♪
2018
02:00:35,268 --> 02:00:38,238
♪ Everybody is a dreamer ♪
2019
02:00:38,371 --> 02:00:41,274
♪ Until they wake up ♪
2020
02:00:41,408 --> 02:00:43,644
♪ Everybody's made of stone ♪
2021
02:00:43,778 --> 02:00:48,281
♪ Until their bonesReturn to dust ♪
2022
02:00:48,415 --> 02:00:52,053
♪ You're never really lostIf you never stop lookin' ♪
2023
02:00:52,186 --> 02:00:55,288
♪ You gotta keep movin'If your heart's on fire ♪
2024
02:00:55,422 --> 02:01:01,495
♪ Love is gonna find a wayTo find you wherever you go ♪
2025
02:01:01,629 --> 02:01:04,899
♪ When the clouds get darkAnd you can't see nothin' ♪
2026
02:01:05,032 --> 02:01:07,902
♪ Sun still shinesOn the other side ♪
2027
02:01:08,035 --> 02:01:12,640
♪ Everybody gets to heavenOn a broken road ♪
2028
02:01:14,675 --> 02:01:18,713
♪ Some of usGotta take the long way home ♪
2029
02:01:20,248 --> 02:01:21,949
It's all about deception.
2030
02:01:22,083 --> 02:01:23,718
All right, you make them think
you're going right,
2031
02:01:23,851 --> 02:01:25,920
and then pow, hit them
with that left.
2032
02:01:26,053 --> 02:01:28,890
Unpredictability. It makes
the audience the actor's bitch.
2033
02:01:29,023 --> 02:01:32,059
The director says
we're supposed to disappear.
2034
02:01:32,193 --> 02:01:34,461
No, honey, that's why they
call it stealing the show.
2035
02:01:34,595 --> 02:01:36,496
Nobody gives you permission
to entertain.
2036
02:01:36,631 --> 02:01:38,498
I'm seven.
I'm trying to help you, kid.
2037
02:01:38,633 --> 02:01:40,868
Impart some wisdom.
God smiles on that shit.
2038
02:01:41,002 --> 02:01:42,804
DIRECTOR:
Quiet all around.
2039
02:01:42,937 --> 02:01:45,273
I know what you're thinking.
You're free to fuck this up.
2040
02:01:45,405 --> 02:01:47,141
Worst that happens,
you don't make the cut.
2041
02:01:47,275 --> 02:01:50,011
In the ring, you get one chance.
You better make it count.
2042
02:01:50,144 --> 02:01:51,779
That's the difference
between movies
2043
02:01:51,913 --> 02:01:53,181
and real life, sweetheart.
2044
02:01:53,313 --> 02:01:54,782
Your choice how you wanna live.
2045
02:01:54,916 --> 02:01:56,316
Rolling.
2046
02:01:58,418 --> 02:01:59,319
A mark.
2047
02:02:00,655 --> 02:02:02,623
Wanna be a big star? Follow me.
2048
02:02:02,757 --> 02:02:04,859
DIRECTOR:
Background. And action.
2049
02:02:04,992 --> 02:02:06,459
Hey, you!
2050
02:02:07,929 --> 02:02:09,462
Maid!
[SCREAMS]
2051
02:02:10,898 --> 02:02:12,967
[LAUGHS]
2052
02:02:16,938 --> 02:02:18,438
DIRECTOR:
Cut! Cut! Oh, my...
2053
02:02:18,573 --> 02:02:20,842
Cut. Are you crazy?
I'm making it real, man.
2054
02:02:20,975 --> 02:02:22,610
That was good.
You're background.
2055
02:02:22,743 --> 02:02:25,213
I'm trying to help.
These guys ain't doing it right.
2056
02:02:25,345 --> 02:02:27,849
Get him.
Don't talk
to the king like that.
2057
02:02:27,982 --> 02:02:29,817
What's wrong with you?
You're wrapped.
2058
02:02:29,951 --> 02:02:31,384
What?
Congratulations.
2059
02:02:31,519 --> 02:02:34,454
[SINGER VOCALIZING]
2060
02:02:36,123 --> 02:02:38,192
♪ Take the long way home ♪
2061
02:02:40,393 --> 02:02:46,701
♪ Some gottaTake the long way home ♪
2062
02:02:56,143 --> 02:02:59,046
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