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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,112 Previously, on Faking It... 2 00:00:01,142 --> 00:00:03,652 - From now on, I'll stay out of your life. - Maybe that's for the best. 3 00:00:03,682 --> 00:00:05,683 I think you picked that fight because you were jealous. 4 00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:07,740 Of Theo? Don't be ridiculous! 5 00:00:08,484 --> 00:00:10,211 Do I smell a show-mance? 6 00:00:10,538 --> 00:00:12,301 This morning, we had one secret between us. 7 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:14,123 - Now we have two. - I know this will probably 8 00:00:14,125 --> 00:00:15,708 make everybody hate me, 9 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:18,377 but I'm not really a lesbian. 10 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:22,484 Have a great rest of your day, Hesterians. 11 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:24,005 And remember to take the High Road 12 00:00:24,035 --> 00:00:25,943 and give your best wishes to Karma Ashcroft, 13 00:00:25,973 --> 00:00:27,859 'cause even someone that fakes lesbianism 14 00:00:27,889 --> 00:00:30,388 and offends an entire persecuted minority 15 00:00:30,418 --> 00:00:32,231 deserves a happy 16th birthday. 16 00:00:36,106 --> 00:00:38,239 Hey there, my B-Day BFF. 17 00:00:38,509 --> 00:00:41,017 How sweet has 16 been? Toothache inducing? 18 00:00:41,047 --> 00:00:43,221 Less sweet, more bitter, 19 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:44,889 especially with you home sick. 20 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,228 Maybe it's karma. 21 00:00:46,582 --> 00:00:49,595 Not... me, Karma. I mean "karma" Karma. 22 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,203 I'm not following. 23 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:53,698 I admitted to being a fake lesbian, 24 00:00:53,728 --> 00:00:55,073 and now I'm a pariah. 25 00:00:55,275 --> 00:00:57,848 Maybe the fates have also placed a pox on your house. 26 00:00:57,878 --> 00:01:00,257 Okay, cliff-notes, it's not a pox. 27 00:01:00,287 --> 00:01:01,576 It's strep. 28 00:01:01,606 --> 00:01:02,967 And the only karma I believe in 29 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:05,359 is the one who can eat her weight in cake frosting. 30 00:01:09,314 --> 00:01:12,248 It just sucks not to be celebrating 31 00:01:12,278 --> 00:01:14,360 with the people I care about most. 32 00:01:14,546 --> 00:01:17,004 - People? - Person. Singular. 33 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:21,065 As in you, my strep-stricken soul sister. 34 00:01:21,095 --> 00:01:24,744 Well, I promise I won't miss any more milestone birthdays. 35 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,914 For your 18th, we'll buy porn. 36 00:01:27,944 --> 00:01:29,862 And there's 21... that one's obvious. 37 00:01:30,166 --> 00:01:32,919 And for your 50th, Alaskan cruise. 38 00:01:32,921 --> 00:01:35,613 I'm thinking we'll be pretty into whale watching by then. 39 00:01:35,643 --> 00:01:36,843 Where'd you go? Karma? 40 00:01:36,873 --> 00:01:39,481 I'm here. I just got to my locker. 41 00:01:47,492 --> 00:01:48,901 Surprise! 42 00:01:49,137 --> 00:01:51,521 Amy! What are you doing here? 43 00:01:51,523 --> 00:01:54,779 I faked sick to set up your greatest birthday scavenger hunt to date. 44 00:01:55,692 --> 00:01:57,198 What's up with the longing Liam looks? 45 00:01:57,228 --> 00:01:58,383 I thought you two were through. 46 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:01,212 Oh, we are. Completely dunzo. 47 00:02:01,432 --> 00:02:04,151 Trust me. 48 00:02:04,842 --> 00:02:06,546 - Are you sure? - Totally. 49 00:02:06,576 --> 00:02:08,206 And you didn't have to go through all this trouble. 50 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:09,873 I mean, after the week that I've been having, 51 00:02:09,903 --> 00:02:11,521 I don't really feel like celebrating. 52 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,502 You're a social leper, so what? 53 00:02:13,532 --> 00:02:16,007 Soon we'll go back to being ignored like the good old days. 54 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:17,155 All we need is each other. 55 00:02:17,185 --> 00:02:19,308 And to prove that point, 56 00:02:19,611 --> 00:02:22,195 I have recreated key moments in our friendship. 57 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,955 That's right... this hunt is the best of Karmy retrospective. 58 00:02:25,985 --> 00:02:27,957 Has anyone ever told you you're the best friend ever? 59 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:29,435 Yeah. 60 00:02:29,739 --> 00:02:31,418 Let's do this. 61 00:02:33,674 --> 00:02:34,516 Uh... 62 00:02:34,546 --> 00:02:36,057 Today is your day. 63 00:02:36,087 --> 00:02:38,310 I'm not gonna let you carry your book-bag 64 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,890 like some sort of commoner. 65 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:44,273 Now here, open your first clue. 66 00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:48,327 Yay, I... can't wait to read it. 67 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:53,367 - sync & corrections by wolfen - - www.addic7ed.com - 68 00:02:54,462 --> 00:02:55,322 Liam. 69 00:02:55,352 --> 00:02:57,587 Quit taking it out on these innocent art supplies... 70 00:02:57,589 --> 00:02:59,388 Shane, really, I don't want to talk about it. 71 00:02:59,418 --> 00:03:01,543 That's just your straight guy resistance 72 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:03,398 to talking about your feelings. 73 00:03:03,428 --> 00:03:04,379 Push through it. 74 00:03:04,409 --> 00:03:05,889 What are y'all on about? 75 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,714 It's Karma's birthday, and Liam can't be with her for reasons 76 00:03:08,744 --> 00:03:11,856 too complicated and up to specify. 77 00:03:11,886 --> 00:03:14,075 Wanna go hit stuff? Always makes me feel better. 78 00:03:14,105 --> 00:03:15,688 I'm taking this mixed martial arts class downtown. 79 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:19,170 Nice try, Theo, but what Liam needs is to talk it all out 80 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,546 over some grilled cheeses at Millie's Diner. 81 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:22,815 What is this, The View? 82 00:03:26,108 --> 00:03:29,141 Shane, I'm sorry, but that class is just what the doctor ordered. 83 00:03:29,171 --> 00:03:31,414 You're not the doctor. You're the patient. 84 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,899 You can't prescribe your own medicine. 85 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:36,127 Wow, you really think you know what's best for everybody, don't you? 86 00:03:36,157 --> 00:03:37,681 It's a gift. 87 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,193 We'll talk it out later, I promise. 88 00:03:40,223 --> 00:03:41,515 But right now, I just want to punch 89 00:03:41,545 --> 00:03:43,544 someone in the face without getting arrested. 90 00:03:43,574 --> 00:03:45,131 You want to come? 91 00:03:45,161 --> 00:03:46,314 I'll pass. 92 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:49,403 It all sounds a bit too aggressively heterosexual for me. 93 00:03:54,812 --> 00:03:56,797 - Ahh! - Hey, watch it! 94 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:59,772 Lurk much, Lauren? What are you doing here? 95 00:03:59,802 --> 00:04:02,221 You're opposed to arts education. 96 00:04:02,251 --> 00:04:05,257 We should not waste tax dollars on people who don't want real jobs. 97 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:08,738 And I needed a... sponge for... 98 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,543 sponging. 99 00:04:10,573 --> 00:04:11,777 Uh-huh. 100 00:04:11,779 --> 00:04:15,487 Or you know Theo meets us after school here most days, 101 00:04:15,517 --> 00:04:17,500 and you are full-on stalking him. 102 00:04:17,502 --> 00:04:19,605 - That is ridiculous. - Is it? 103 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,226 Is it, really? 104 00:04:22,119 --> 00:04:24,489 Fine, maybe I was thinking we might bump... 105 00:04:24,519 --> 00:04:27,125 - Uglies? - Into each other. 106 00:04:27,155 --> 00:04:28,354 I like him, okay? 107 00:04:28,384 --> 00:04:30,051 So you better not screw it up. 108 00:04:30,081 --> 00:04:33,397 Trust me, I won't. I am all for you two mating. 109 00:04:33,427 --> 00:04:34,822 - You are? - A high-maintenance, 110 00:04:34,852 --> 00:04:37,986 time-consuming girlfriend is exactly what Theo needs. 111 00:04:37,988 --> 00:04:39,321 Right? Okay. 112 00:04:39,323 --> 00:04:41,594 So how can we make this happen? 113 00:04:43,694 --> 00:04:45,527 Amy, this is amazing! 114 00:04:45,529 --> 00:04:47,689 It's just like that ball pit where we met in kindergarten. 115 00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:48,801 And you know what? 116 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,824 I don't even care that my room's gonna reek of toddler feet 117 00:04:50,854 --> 00:04:52,307 - for the next month. - You better get to searching. 118 00:04:52,337 --> 00:04:54,119 - We don't have all day. - Right. 119 00:04:54,121 --> 00:04:55,516 - Wait... what? - Your next clue's 120 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:58,957 written on one of these balls, so start digging! 121 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:00,824 - Really? - Uh-huh. 122 00:05:01,246 --> 00:05:03,045 Uh...Fun! Ha. 123 00:05:03,299 --> 00:05:04,596 Here goes. 124 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:10,525 I may have underestimated how long this would take. 125 00:05:10,555 --> 00:05:12,581 I'll help. 126 00:05:19,901 --> 00:05:20,862 Hey! 127 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:23,405 What's that? 128 00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:26,151 Uh, just a... birthday note 129 00:05:26,153 --> 00:05:28,153 from Irma. 130 00:05:30,086 --> 00:05:32,386 - Irma the lunch lady? - What can I say? 131 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,209 She is a fan. 132 00:05:34,211 --> 00:05:35,577 On my birthday, she just gave me 133 00:05:35,579 --> 00:05:37,379 an extra scoop of mashed potatoes. 134 00:05:37,381 --> 00:05:38,921 But you know the rules.... 135 00:05:38,951 --> 00:05:41,466 We open gifts and cards after cake time. 136 00:05:41,468 --> 00:05:43,001 - Of course! - Now, come on. 137 00:05:43,003 --> 00:05:45,453 This clue ball ain't gonna find itself. 138 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:53,965 So when does the punching of things commence? 139 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:56,765 Patience, young Padawan. First there's warm-ups. 140 00:05:56,767 --> 00:06:00,407 Great! We're so ready to bust some skulls and whatnot. 141 00:06:00,437 --> 00:06:02,262 Well, well, well. Look who it is. 142 00:06:02,292 --> 00:06:04,323 You two came together? Are you... 143 00:06:04,325 --> 00:06:05,607 - Friends now? - What? 144 00:06:05,609 --> 00:06:06,897 - Eew! No. - Don't be gross. 145 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:09,075 I just ran into Lauren here, and it just so happens 146 00:06:09,105 --> 00:06:11,263 she's in the mood to whack on someone herself 147 00:06:11,265 --> 00:06:12,681 or was it whack off, Lauren? 148 00:06:12,683 --> 00:06:13,932 Whack on, whack off, whack on... 149 00:06:13,934 --> 00:06:15,416 - I'm looking to... - Ow! 150 00:06:15,446 --> 00:06:17,019 Mix up my workout regime. 151 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:18,953 Yoga-lates is getting old. 152 00:06:18,983 --> 00:06:21,974 I'm gonna go... stretch. 153 00:06:21,976 --> 00:06:24,189 I saw that! 154 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:26,445 You've got a thing for the ice queen! 155 00:06:26,447 --> 00:06:28,121 You two would be so cute together. 156 00:06:28,151 --> 00:06:30,582 Plus, if he melts her heart, you'll save all the villagers! 157 00:06:30,612 --> 00:06:32,503 There you go thinking you're right again. 158 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:35,610 - Seriously, butt out. - And butt joke in three, 159 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,289 - two, and one. - Please! 160 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:38,746 Butt jokes are beneath me. 161 00:06:38,776 --> 00:06:40,359 But speaking of butts... 162 00:06:40,361 --> 00:06:43,012 I was so wrong about one thing. 163 00:06:43,042 --> 00:06:44,491 This class isn't too straight. 164 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:46,662 This is the gayest thing I have ever seen! 165 00:06:46,692 --> 00:06:49,009 - What? No it isn't! - Uh... Come on! 166 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:51,827 Half-naked, sweaty men, colorful short-shorts, 167 00:06:51,857 --> 00:06:54,118 positions straight out of a Sean Cody film. 168 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,500 You're crazy! Back me up, Liam. 169 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,639 You are talking to the undisputed expert 170 00:06:57,669 --> 00:06:59,843 of finding homoerotic subtext in anything. 171 00:06:59,873 --> 00:07:01,597 Do not get him started on Batman. 172 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:04,184 He and Alfred live in a cave and design outfits. 173 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:07,491 Okay, I'll give you that one. But MMA is not gay... in any way. 174 00:07:07,521 --> 00:07:09,614 - Ooh! - Take it! 175 00:07:09,644 --> 00:07:11,440 All right, huddle up, class. 176 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:13,976 I'm your instructor, Duke Lewis Junior. 177 00:07:13,978 --> 00:07:15,394 My father owns this gym. 178 00:07:15,396 --> 00:07:17,329 Kinda like how I'm about to own... 179 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:18,906 All your asses. 180 00:07:18,936 --> 00:07:20,680 Who's ready? 181 00:07:22,987 --> 00:07:24,360 Wow, you really went all out. 182 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:27,044 I mean, painting ceramic figurines from our unicorn period 183 00:07:27,074 --> 00:07:29,202 and then sneaking into that PG-13 movie? 184 00:07:29,232 --> 00:07:31,326 That was so us when we were ten. 185 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:33,314 But did we really have to stay for the whole thing? 186 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:36,331 We're not cutting corners on your birthday! 187 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:41,509 - Surprise. - Surprise! 188 00:07:41,539 --> 00:07:42,356 Mom... 189 00:07:42,386 --> 00:07:44,615 - And Aunt Sarah. - You know my sister 190 00:07:44,645 --> 00:07:46,625 prefers her chosen name: 191 00:07:46,627 --> 00:07:50,101 Your psychic Aunt Sage has come all the way from Sedona 192 00:07:50,131 --> 00:07:53,354 - to read your tea leaves. - Wow. Just like when we were 13. 193 00:07:53,384 --> 00:07:56,812 Mm-hmm. Gather forth, spirit sisters. 194 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:58,713 A divination is just what you need. 195 00:07:58,743 --> 00:08:01,106 That, and one of my magic brownies. 196 00:08:01,108 --> 00:08:02,558 Ooh! 197 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,448 Oh, wait. 198 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,279 Just making sure they're not your father's magic brownies. 199 00:08:07,281 --> 00:08:09,346 - Mm! - So after tea drinkin' 200 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:12,405 and fortune tellin', is it time for cake eatin' and card openin'? 201 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:13,804 Hey, no spoilers. 202 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:16,405 Just relax and live in the now. 203 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:18,369 Right. 204 00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:25,380 Oh, that's hot! 205 00:08:25,382 --> 00:08:26,832 Interesting. 206 00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:30,558 It appears the universe has a very important message for you 207 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:33,338 about your one true love. 208 00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:37,913 Well, tell the universe I can't wait to find out what it says. 209 00:08:37,943 --> 00:08:39,178 Not so fast. 210 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,212 A force is trying to keep the message from you, 211 00:08:42,242 --> 00:08:45,400 standing between you and your love. 212 00:08:45,841 --> 00:08:48,347 WWell, what could it be? They're sitting right next to each other. 213 00:08:48,377 --> 00:08:50,291 Whatever it is, act now 214 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,960 before it's too late. 215 00:08:53,444 --> 00:08:56,467 Wow! Well, that tea really shot right through me. 216 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:59,364 I have to visit the little birthday girl's room. 217 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:00,833 Excuse me. 218 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:03,669 Mind if I borrow this? It's a little drafty in there. 219 00:09:03,671 --> 00:09:05,021 Okay. 220 00:09:09,427 --> 00:09:11,971 Honey, whatcha looking for? 221 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:13,462 I can't find that note. 222 00:09:13,464 --> 00:09:15,848 - Oh, who's it from? - Irma. 223 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:18,565 - Irma the lunch lady? - Apparently, she's a fan. 224 00:09:18,595 --> 00:09:20,436 - Aw! - It must have slipped out! 225 00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:21,386 Where could it be? 226 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,155 No telling. 227 00:09:23,661 --> 00:09:27,068 But I doubt Irma wrote much more than "happy birthday." 228 00:09:27,456 --> 00:09:29,413 She has a poet's soul. 229 00:09:29,884 --> 00:09:33,065 Come on, we have to retrace our steps until we find it. 230 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,118 Bye. 231 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,558 This isn't making me feel any better. 232 00:09:38,588 --> 00:09:39,838 That's because I'm right. 233 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,289 Those grilled cheeses are calling us. 234 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:43,188 Or we need to skip this lame warm up 235 00:09:43,218 --> 00:09:45,042 and get to the part where we get to whale on something. 236 00:09:45,072 --> 00:09:47,545 Remember, keep those abs tight. 237 00:09:48,141 --> 00:09:49,714 Those abs! 238 00:09:50,163 --> 00:09:51,571 - I knew it! - Knew what? 239 00:09:51,601 --> 00:09:52,612 Switch! 240 00:09:56,135 --> 00:09:57,208 Still think this is gay? 241 00:09:57,238 --> 00:10:00,355 Oh, this gay-ole-time just got even gayer. 242 00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:03,776 Our instructor is queerer than Neil Patrick Harris at the Tonys. 243 00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:06,144 Duke Lewis is the best junior division MMA fighter 244 00:10:06,174 --> 00:10:07,899 in the state... He could go pro any minute. 245 00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:10,198 - And he couldn't also be gay? - He also has a rep 246 00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:12,941 as a total hound dog. One that chases the pussy-cat, 247 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:14,420 not the rooster. 248 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,203 Care to make things interesting? 249 00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,705 50 bucks interesting enough? 250 00:10:17,735 --> 00:10:21,072 Done. Oh, and P.S., I've seen Duke's abs all over Stubble. 251 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:22,737 The gay hook-up app! 252 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,224 And I've got a photographic memory for torsos! 253 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,467 Switch! 254 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,848 All right. Nice toss. 255 00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:34,696 There's more to you than meets the eye. 256 00:10:34,726 --> 00:10:35,971 What's that supposed to mean? 257 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,752 You're so dainty and fragile and feminine. 258 00:10:38,782 --> 00:10:40,337 But really, you... ooh! 259 00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:41,896 I'm what? 260 00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:44,451 Okay! Warm-ups are over. 261 00:10:44,453 --> 00:10:47,008 Now I need a brave volunteer to help demonstrate 262 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,926 some basic fighting holds with me. 263 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,467 Any takers? 264 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,627 See what you got, pretty boy. 265 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,423 We're never gonna find it, Karma. 266 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:58,518 Let's get back to the hunt. 267 00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,878 We only got three stops left until cake time. 268 00:11:00,908 --> 00:11:02,125 Five more minutes! 269 00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:04,671 Had to be in the ball pit, of all places. 270 00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:07,118 I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier. 271 00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:10,202 Why don't we just call Irma and ask her what it said? 272 00:11:10,762 --> 00:11:12,179 Wait. You have Irma's number? 273 00:11:12,181 --> 00:11:13,577 Of course. Up until a few months ago, 274 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,038 she was our only friend, remember? 275 00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:19,134 Maybe she'll finally give me that oatmeal cookie recipe. 276 00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:20,685 Wait, wait... 277 00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:23,162 It's not from Irma. 278 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,831 - It's from Liam. - Finally. 279 00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:27,632 - The truth comes out. - You knew? 280 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,182 I've known this whole time. 281 00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:31,289 I saw you two having eye sex in the courtyard. 282 00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:34,262 I've barely seen him. I don't even know what it says. 283 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:37,287 Here. Now you can find out. 284 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,157 You've had it? I can't believe 285 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,093 - you would keep this from me. - Well, now you know how it feels. 286 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,458 Today was supposed to be about us, 287 00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:45,718 but here he is, Liam Booker, 288 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,235 just when I thought we moved past all that. 289 00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,604 Are you serious? 290 00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,205 We just spent four hours reliving our past. 291 00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:53,372 You two are banging behind my back again, aren't you? 292 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,788 What? No, we're not. 293 00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,155 You're probably telling Irma all about it. 294 00:11:56,185 --> 00:11:58,970 I swear, there's nothing going on between us. 295 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,577 - I chose you. - Chose me? 296 00:12:01,607 --> 00:12:02,723 What the hell are you talking about? 297 00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:06,299 I knew I couldn't be with Liam and keep our friendship, so I chose you! 298 00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:08,395 Well, it doesn't feel that way. 299 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:12,523 What more do I have to do to prove it to you, Amy? 300 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,632 There. Are you happy? 301 00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:31,565 Oh! I didn't expect you to be back so soon. 302 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:32,862 You and Karma don't usually finish 303 00:12:32,892 --> 00:12:34,916 her birthday scavenger hunt until midnight. 304 00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:37,169 - We had a really bad fight. - Was this a... 305 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:39,437 Friend fight or a... 306 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,704 More than friends fight? I'm still not really clear 307 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,450 - on the whole... - Mom, Karma loves guys. 308 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,420 And you? 309 00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:49,254 I love Karma. That's the whole problem. 310 00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:51,616 Oh, honey... 311 00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:56,603 I once fell for a guy who, shall we say, didn't catch me. 312 00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,658 It hurt like a bitch. 313 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,138 How'd you get over it? 314 00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:03,313 I bought new boobs, which helped, but... 315 00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,732 Mainly it just took time. 316 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,569 I had to give up my fantasy of us being together. 317 00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:13,595 Want me to set up a consultation with my plastic surgeon? 318 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,927 Absolutely not. 319 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,896 - Yeah! - Come on, dude. 320 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,412 Take him, dude. 321 00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:23,777 - Ugh! - Now, the sprawl 322 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,486 is your most basic defense position in your arsenal. 323 00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,052 Ooh, I can feel your stubble. 324 00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:30,704 Speaking of, how you doing, "str8shootr95"? 325 00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,044 What are you talking about, dude? 326 00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:35,660 All right, now we're gonna move on to some more advanced positions. 327 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,167 Booker, I need a word. Several, actually. 328 00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:39,317 Oh. Yeah, sure. What's up? 329 00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:42,338 Did you tell Theo about my... you know, 330 00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:43,395 My secret thing? 331 00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,959 What? No! 332 00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:47,450 No! I have nothing against you, Lauren. 333 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,768 Well, aside from that time 334 00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,436 when you rallied all my former hookups to publically humiliate me. 335 00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,696 Oh. 336 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:56,768 Okay. Then I'm gonna need you to flirt with me to make Theo jealous. Come on. 337 00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:58,079 Make it raunchy. I want you to really commit. 338 00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:01,180 Yeah... I'm not gonna do that. 339 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:04,667 Take it from me... lies and schemes, they just mess up everything. 340 00:14:04,697 --> 00:14:05,959 You're lucky that the only thing 341 00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:09,657 standing in the way of you and what you want... is you. 342 00:14:13,158 --> 00:14:15,301 - Take him, dude. - Come on, dude. 343 00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:18,112 Now, when you find yourself on all fours 344 00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:20,626 and a guy comes at you from behind... 345 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,801 Hey, you weren't kidding when you said you were versatile. 346 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,075 What? 347 00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,536 Come on, I know it's you. 348 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:34,654 I know from the tat on your hip... right here! 349 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,636 What the (bleep), dude? Not cool! 350 00:14:38,558 --> 00:14:40,710 - Uhh! - Oh! 351 00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,070 I don't know what'll hurt worse... 352 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,126 That body slam or you forking over that 50. 353 00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:47,550 I'll take cash, check, or Paypal. 354 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,066 I got your text. 355 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,268 Ta-Da! 356 00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:07,521 This is the last station. 357 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:10,975 It's supposed to represent our future as best friends... 358 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,001 Two houses next to each other. 359 00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,069 But I'm starting to realize 360 00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:18,722 that other people will probably live in them with us. 361 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,834 Amy, I promise there's nothing going on... 362 00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:25,663 Please stop. I'm trying to apologize. 363 00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,910 I should have never kept that note from you. 364 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,170 I'll be honest. 365 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,722 Part of me wants to keep you all for myself. 366 00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:33,847 But another part of me wants to see you happy. 367 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,573 It's... it's a real struggle in here. 368 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:39,969 The good side won out. 369 00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:42,840 This is your last clue. 370 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,322 I did my best. 371 00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:50,600 Uh, Amy, 372 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,900 just got your text. 373 00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,966 - What's going on? - You're right on time. 374 00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,788 This is my gift. 375 00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,929 - Your what? - Look, you two are clearly 376 00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,558 crazy about each other for whatever reason. 377 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,233 And you can't stop your feelings any more than I can stop mine. 378 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,311 The only thing keeping you apart... 379 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,139 Is me. 380 00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,590 So I'm getting out of the way. 381 00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,759 Amy, are you sure? 382 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:26,681 You know what they say. 383 00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:29,408 If you love something, set it free. 384 00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:34,191 Happy birthday, Karma. 385 00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:49,622 Well, I'm guessing I should start by reading your note. 386 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,982 Or you could just tell me what it says. 387 00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,265 It says... 388 00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:01,846 Happy birthday. 389 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,229 Seriously? 390 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,867 I rewrote it a million times and then I figured... 391 00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:08,692 Keep it simple. 392 00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,493 So are we really gonna give this a shot? 393 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,221 Is that what you want? 394 00:17:17,576 --> 00:17:19,069 That... 395 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,619 And to kiss you. 396 00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:38,263 Hey! 397 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,931 I mean... Hi. 398 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,109 So, uh, what's going on with us? 399 00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:43,677 I mean, do you like me or not? 400 00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:46,587 Because I might sort of possibly might be considering 401 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,912 liking you. On a trial basis. 402 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,905 Well, yeah. 403 00:17:51,124 --> 00:17:52,595 I mean, of course, I... 404 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,970 But I just... I... I mean, it... 405 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,884 Oh, (bleep) it! 406 00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,037 I gotta go. 407 00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,960 You're gonna kiss me like that and then just leave? 408 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,746 Uh...We'll... 409 00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,547 We'll talk. 410 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,478 - Hey. - Hey. 411 00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:27,688 I thought you were with Liam. 412 00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:29,773 We have a date planned for this weekend. 413 00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:32,400 But there are 15 minutes left to my birthday, 414 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,379 and I want to spend them with you. 415 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,488 Besides, where is my real present? 416 00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,031 You know in sixth grade 417 00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,977 the clown machine at the Downtown Arcade? 418 00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:45,975 We emptied our piggy banks to try to win those... 419 00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:47,286 You didn't. 420 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,699 You did! 421 00:18:55,192 --> 00:18:56,808 It must have taken you forever to get these. 422 00:18:56,810 --> 00:19:00,475 Oh, just 13 hours and... 26 minutes. 423 00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,984 I promise to always wear mine 424 00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:05,274 as long as you do too. 425 00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:09,159 Or at least until the cheap fake gold turns your skin green. 426 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,662 Or that. 427 00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,002 Hey, don't worry. 428 00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:26,485 I'm not gonna try to pull down your pants... again. 429 00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:29,041 I just wanted to apologize, you know? 430 00:19:29,071 --> 00:19:30,615 What I did was uncalled for. 431 00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,279 You know, even if I was gay, 432 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,803 what you did was completely out of line. 433 00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,591 You're right. You're so totally right. 434 00:19:39,442 --> 00:19:40,740 So were you. 435 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,069 Huh? 436 00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:46,057 My bathroom mirror flipped the image. 437 00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:50,197 Uh... Of course. 438 00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:51,640 Rookie mistake. 439 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:55,193 I'm not out yet, so... I have to keep things discreet. 440 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,519 Right. 441 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:11,388 Wait, I'm sorry. I can't date someone who's still in the closet. 442 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,867 Who said anything about dating? 443 00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:18,006 Oh, look, your shoelace is untied. 444 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,341 Let me help you out with that. 445 00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:28,267 - sync & corrections by wolfen - - www.addic7ed.com - 32609

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