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Previously, on Faking It...
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- From now on, I'll stay out of your life.
- Maybe that's for the best.
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I think you picked that fight
because you were jealous.
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Of Theo? Don't be ridiculous!
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Do I smell a show-mance?
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This morning, we had
one secret between us.
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- Now we have two.
- I know this will probably
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make everybody hate me,
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but I'm not really a lesbian.
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Have a great rest of
your day, Hesterians.
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And remember to take the High Road
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and give your best
wishes to Karma Ashcroft,
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'cause even someone that fakes lesbianism
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and offends an entire persecuted minority
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deserves a happy 16th birthday.
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Hey there, my B-Day BFF.
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How sweet has 16 been?
Toothache inducing?
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Less sweet, more bitter,
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especially with you home sick.
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Maybe it's karma.
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Not... me, Karma. I mean "karma" Karma.
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I'm not following.
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I admitted to being a fake lesbian,
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and now I'm a pariah.
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Maybe the fates have also
placed a pox on your house.
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Okay, cliff-notes, it's not a pox.
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It's strep.
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And the only karma I believe in
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is the one who can eat her
weight in cake frosting.
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It just sucks not to be celebrating
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with the people I care about most.
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- People?
- Person. Singular.
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As in you, my strep-stricken soul sister.
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Well, I promise I won't miss
any more milestone birthdays.
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For your 18th, we'll buy porn.
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And there's 21... that one's obvious.
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And for your 50th, Alaskan cruise.
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I'm thinking we'll be pretty
into whale watching by then.
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Where'd you go? Karma?
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I'm here. I just got to my locker.
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Surprise!
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Amy! What are you doing here?
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I faked sick to set up your greatest
birthday scavenger hunt to date.
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What's up with the longing Liam looks?
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I thought you two were through.
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Oh, we are. Completely dunzo.
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Trust me.
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- Are you sure?
- Totally.
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And you didn't have to go
through all this trouble.
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I mean, after the week
that I've been having,
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I don't really feel like celebrating.
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You're a social leper, so what?
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Soon we'll go back to being
ignored like the good old days.
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All we need is each other.
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And to prove that point,
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I have recreated key
moments in our friendship.
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That's right... this hunt is
the best of Karmy retrospective.
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Has anyone ever told you
you're the best friend ever?
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Yeah.
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Let's do this.
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Uh...
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Today is your day.
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I'm not gonna let you carry your book-bag
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like some sort of commoner.
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Now here, open your first clue.
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Yay, I... can't wait to read it.
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- sync & corrections by wolfen -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Liam.
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Quit taking it out on these
innocent art supplies...
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Shane, really, I don't
want to talk about it.
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That's just your straight guy resistance
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to talking about your feelings.
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Push through it.
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What are y'all on about?
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It's Karma's birthday, and Liam
can't be with her for reasons
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too complicated and up to specify.
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Wanna go hit stuff? Always
makes me feel better.
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I'm taking this mixed
martial arts class downtown.
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Nice try, Theo, but what Liam
needs is to talk it all out
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over some grilled
cheeses at Millie's Diner.
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What is this, The View?
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Shane, I'm sorry, but that class
is just what the doctor ordered.
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You're not the doctor.
You're the patient.
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You can't prescribe your own medicine.
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Wow, you really think you know
what's best for everybody, don't you?
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It's a gift.
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We'll talk it out later, I promise.
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But right now, I just want to punch
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someone in the face
without getting arrested.
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You want to come?
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I'll pass.
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It all sounds a bit too
aggressively heterosexual for me.
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- Ahh!
- Hey, watch it!
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Lurk much, Lauren?
What are you doing here?
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You're opposed to arts education.
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We should not waste tax dollars
on people who don't want real jobs.
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And I needed a... sponge for...
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sponging.
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Uh-huh.
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Or you know Theo meets us
after school here most days,
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and you are full-on stalking him.
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- That is ridiculous.
- Is it?
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Is it, really?
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Fine, maybe I was
thinking we might bump...
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- Uglies?
- Into each other.
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I like him, okay?
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So you better not screw it up.
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Trust me, I won't. I am
all for you two mating.
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- You are?
- A high-maintenance,
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time-consuming girlfriend
is exactly what Theo needs.
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Right? Okay.
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So how can we make this happen?
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Amy, this is amazing!
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It's just like that ball pit
where we met in kindergarten.
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And you know what?
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I don't even care that my
room's gonna reek of toddler feet
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- for the next month.
- You better get to searching.
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- We don't have all day.
- Right.
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- Wait... what?
- Your next clue's
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written on one of these
balls, so start digging!
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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Uh...Fun! Ha.
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Here goes.
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I may have underestimated
how long this would take.
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I'll help.
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Hey!
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What's that?
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Uh, just a... birthday note
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from Irma.
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- Irma the lunch lady?
- What can I say?
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She is a fan.
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On my birthday, she just gave me
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an extra scoop of mashed potatoes.
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But you know the rules....
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We open gifts and cards after cake time.
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- Of course!
- Now, come on.
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This clue ball ain't gonna find itself.
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So when does the punching
of things commence?
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Patience, young Padawan.
First there's warm-ups.
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Great! We're so ready to
bust some skulls and whatnot.
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Well, well, well. Look who it is.
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You two came together? Are you...
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- Friends now?
- What?
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- Eew! No.
- Don't be gross.
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I just ran into Lauren
here, and it just so happens
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she's in the mood to
whack on someone herself
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or was it whack off, Lauren?
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Whack on, whack off, whack on...
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- I'm looking to...
- Ow!
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Mix up my workout regime.
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Yoga-lates is getting old.
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I'm gonna go... stretch.
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I saw that!
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You've got a thing for the ice queen!
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You two would be so cute together.
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Plus, if he melts her heart,
you'll save all the villagers!
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There you go thinking you're right again.
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- Seriously, butt out.
- And butt joke in three,
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- two, and one.
- Please!
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Butt jokes are beneath me.
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But speaking of butts...
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I was so wrong about one thing.
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This class isn't too straight.
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This is the gayest
thing I have ever seen!
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- What? No it isn't!
- Uh... Come on!
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Half-naked, sweaty men,
colorful short-shorts,
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positions straight out
of a Sean Cody film.
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You're crazy! Back me up, Liam.
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You are talking to the undisputed expert
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of finding homoerotic
subtext in anything.
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Do not get him started on Batman.
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He and Alfred live in a
cave and design outfits.
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Okay, I'll give you that one.
But MMA is not gay... in any way.
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- Ooh!
- Take it!
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All right, huddle up, class.
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I'm your instructor, Duke Lewis Junior.
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My father owns this gym.
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Kinda like how I'm about to own...
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All your asses.
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Who's ready?
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Wow, you really went all out.
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I mean, painting ceramic
figurines from our unicorn period
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and then sneaking into that PG-13 movie?
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That was so us when we were ten.
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But did we really have to
stay for the whole thing?
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We're not cutting
corners on your birthday!
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- Surprise.
- Surprise!
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Mom...
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- And Aunt Sarah.
- You know my sister
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prefers her chosen name:
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Your psychic Aunt Sage has
come all the way from Sedona
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- to read your tea leaves.
- Wow. Just like when we were 13.
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Mm-hmm. Gather forth, spirit sisters.
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A divination is just what you need.
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That, and one of my magic brownies.
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Ooh!
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Oh, wait.
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Just making sure they're not
your father's magic brownies.
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- Mm!
- So after tea drinkin'
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and fortune tellin', is it time
for cake eatin' and card openin'?
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Hey, no spoilers.
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Just relax and live in the now.
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Right.
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Oh, that's hot!
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Interesting.
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It appears the universe has a
very important message for you
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about your one true love.
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Well, tell the universe I can't
wait to find out what it says.
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Not so fast.
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A force is trying to
keep the message from you,
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standing between you and your love.
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WWell, what could it be? They're
sitting right next to each other.
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Whatever it is, act now
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before it's too late.
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Wow! Well, that tea really
shot right through me.
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I have to visit the little
birthday girl's room.
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Excuse me.
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Mind if I borrow this? It's
a little drafty in there.
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Okay.
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Honey, whatcha looking for?
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I can't find that note.
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- Oh, who's it from?
- Irma.
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- Irma the lunch lady?
- Apparently, she's a fan.
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- Aw!
- It must have slipped out!
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Where could it be?
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No telling.
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But I doubt Irma wrote much
more than "happy birthday."
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She has a poet's soul.
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Come on, we have to retrace
our steps until we find it.
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Bye.
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This isn't making me feel any better.
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That's because I'm right.
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Those grilled cheeses are calling us.
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Or we need to skip this lame warm up
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and get to the part where
we get to whale on something.
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Remember, keep those abs tight.
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Those abs!
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- I knew it!
- Knew what?
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Switch!
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Still think this is gay?
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Oh, this gay-ole-time
just got even gayer.
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Our instructor is queerer than
Neil Patrick Harris at the Tonys.
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Duke Lewis is the best
junior division MMA fighter
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in the state... He
could go pro any minute.
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- And he couldn't also be gay?
- He also has a rep
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as a total hound dog.
One that chases the pussy-cat,
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not the rooster.
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Care to make things interesting?
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50 bucks interesting enough?
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Done. Oh, and P.S., I've seen
Duke's abs all over Stubble.
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The gay hook-up app!
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And I've got a photographic
memory for torsos!
253
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,467
Switch!
254
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,848
All right. Nice toss.
255
00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:34,696
There's more to you than meets the eye.
256
00:10:34,726 --> 00:10:35,971
What's that supposed to mean?
257
00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,752
You're so dainty and
fragile and feminine.
258
00:10:38,782 --> 00:10:40,337
But really, you... ooh!
259
00:10:40,367 --> 00:10:41,896
I'm what?
260
00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:44,451
Okay! Warm-ups are over.
261
00:10:44,453 --> 00:10:47,008
Now I need a brave
volunteer to help demonstrate
262
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:48,926
some basic fighting holds with me.
263
00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,467
Any takers?
264
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,627
See what you got, pretty boy.
265
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,423
We're never gonna find it, Karma.
266
00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:58,518
Let's get back to the hunt.
267
00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:00,878
We only got three stops
left until cake time.
268
00:11:00,908 --> 00:11:02,125
Five more minutes!
269
00:11:02,155 --> 00:11:04,671
Had to be in the ball pit, of all places.
270
00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:07,118
I can't believe I didn't
think of this earlier.
271
00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:10,202
Why don't we just call Irma
and ask her what it said?
272
00:11:10,762 --> 00:11:12,179
Wait. You have Irma's number?
273
00:11:12,181 --> 00:11:13,577
Of course. Up until a few months ago,
274
00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,038
she was our only friend, remember?
275
00:11:16,421 --> 00:11:19,134
Maybe she'll finally give me
that oatmeal cookie recipe.
276
00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:20,685
Wait, wait...
277
00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:23,162
It's not from Irma.
278
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,831
- It's from Liam.
- Finally.
279
00:11:25,861 --> 00:11:27,632
- The truth comes out.
- You knew?
280
00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,182
I've known this whole time.
281
00:11:29,212 --> 00:11:31,289
I saw you two having
eye sex in the courtyard.
282
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:34,262
I've barely seen him. I
don't even know what it says.
283
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:37,287
Here. Now you can find out.
284
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,157
You've had it? I can't believe
285
00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:43,093
- you would keep this from me.
- Well, now you know how it feels.
286
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,458
Today was supposed to be about us,
287
00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:45,718
but here he is, Liam Booker,
288
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,235
just when I thought
we moved past all that.
289
00:11:47,265 --> 00:11:48,604
Are you serious?
290
00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:51,205
We just spent four
hours reliving our past.
291
00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:53,372
You two are banging behind
my back again, aren't you?
292
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,788
What? No, we're not.
293
00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,155
You're probably telling
Irma all about it.
294
00:11:56,185 --> 00:11:58,970
I swear, there's nothing
going on between us.
295
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,577
- I chose you.
- Chose me?
296
00:12:01,607 --> 00:12:02,723
What the hell are you talking about?
297
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:06,299
I knew I couldn't be with Liam and
keep our friendship, so I chose you!
298
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:08,395
Well, it doesn't feel that way.
299
00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:12,523
What more do I have to do
to prove it to you, Amy?
300
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,632
There. Are you happy?
301
00:12:27,905 --> 00:12:31,565
Oh! I didn't expect
you to be back so soon.
302
00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:32,862
You and Karma don't usually finish
303
00:12:32,892 --> 00:12:34,916
her birthday scavenger
hunt until midnight.
304
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:37,169
- We had a really bad fight.
- Was this a...
305
00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:39,437
Friend fight or a...
306
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,704
More than friends fight?
I'm still not really clear
307
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,450
- on the whole...
- Mom, Karma loves guys.
308
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,420
And you?
309
00:12:45,450 --> 00:12:49,254
I love Karma. That's the whole problem.
310
00:12:49,624 --> 00:12:51,616
Oh, honey...
311
00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:56,603
I once fell for a guy who,
shall we say, didn't catch me.
312
00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:58,658
It hurt like a bitch.
313
00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:00,138
How'd you get over it?
314
00:13:00,744 --> 00:13:03,313
I bought new boobs, which helped, but...
315
00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,732
Mainly it just took time.
316
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,569
I had to give up my fantasy
of us being together.
317
00:13:10,647 --> 00:13:13,595
Want me to set up a consultation
with my plastic surgeon?
318
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,927
Absolutely not.
319
00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,896
- Yeah!
- Come on, dude.
320
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,412
Take him, dude.
321
00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:23,777
- Ugh!
- Now, the sprawl
322
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,486
is your most basic defense
position in your arsenal.
323
00:13:26,516 --> 00:13:28,052
Ooh, I can feel your stubble.
324
00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:30,704
Speaking of, how you
doing, "str8shootr95"?
325
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,044
What are you talking about, dude?
326
00:13:32,364 --> 00:13:35,660
All right, now we're gonna move
on to some more advanced positions.
327
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,167
Booker, I need a word. Several, actually.
328
00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:39,317
Oh. Yeah, sure. What's up?
329
00:13:39,347 --> 00:13:42,338
Did you tell Theo about my... you know,
330
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:43,395
My secret thing?
331
00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:44,959
What? No!
332
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:47,450
No! I have nothing against you, Lauren.
333
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,768
Well, aside from that time
334
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,436
when you rallied all my former
hookups to publically humiliate me.
335
00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:52,696
Oh.
336
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:56,768
Okay. Then I'm gonna need you to flirt
with me to make Theo jealous. Come on.
337
00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:58,079
Make it raunchy. I want
you to really commit.
338
00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:01,180
Yeah... I'm not gonna do that.
339
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:04,667
Take it from me... lies and schemes,
they just mess up everything.
340
00:14:04,697 --> 00:14:05,959
You're lucky that the only thing
341
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:09,657
standing in the way of you
and what you want... is you.
342
00:14:13,158 --> 00:14:15,301
- Take him, dude.
- Come on, dude.
343
00:14:15,553 --> 00:14:18,112
Now, when you find yourself on all fours
344
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:20,626
and a guy comes at you from behind...
345
00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,801
Hey, you weren't kidding when
you said you were versatile.
346
00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,075
What?
347
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,536
Come on, I know it's you.
348
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:34,654
I know from the tat on
your hip... right here!
349
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,636
What the (bleep), dude? Not cool!
350
00:14:38,558 --> 00:14:40,710
- Uhh!
- Oh!
351
00:14:41,485 --> 00:14:43,070
I don't know what'll hurt worse...
352
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:45,126
That body slam or you
forking over that 50.
353
00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:47,550
I'll take cash, check, or Paypal.
354
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,066
I got your text.
355
00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,268
Ta-Da!
356
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:07,521
This is the last station.
357
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:10,975
It's supposed to represent
our future as best friends...
358
00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,001
Two houses next to each other.
359
00:15:13,031 --> 00:15:15,069
But I'm starting to realize
360
00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:18,722
that other people will
probably live in them with us.
361
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,834
Amy, I promise there's
nothing going on...
362
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:25,663
Please stop. I'm trying to apologize.
363
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,910
I should have never
kept that note from you.
364
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,170
I'll be honest.
365
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,722
Part of me wants to
keep you all for myself.
366
00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:33,847
But another part of me
wants to see you happy.
367
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,573
It's... it's a real struggle in here.
368
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:39,969
The good side won out.
369
00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:42,840
This is your last clue.
370
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,322
I did my best.
371
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:50,600
Uh, Amy,
372
00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:53,900
just got your text.
373
00:15:54,484 --> 00:15:56,966
- What's going on?
- You're right on time.
374
00:15:56,996 --> 00:15:58,788
This is my gift.
375
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,929
- Your what?
- Look, you two are clearly
376
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,558
crazy about each other
for whatever reason.
377
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:11,233
And you can't stop your feelings
any more than I can stop mine.
378
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,311
The only thing keeping you apart...
379
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,139
Is me.
380
00:16:16,169 --> 00:16:17,590
So I'm getting out of the way.
381
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,759
Amy, are you sure?
382
00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:26,681
You know what they say.
383
00:16:27,422 --> 00:16:29,408
If you love something, set it free.
384
00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:34,191
Happy birthday, Karma.
385
00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:49,622
Well, I'm guessing I should
start by reading your note.
386
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,982
Or you could just tell me what it says.
387
00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,265
It says...
388
00:17:00,014 --> 00:17:01,846
Happy birthday.
389
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,229
Seriously?
390
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,867
I rewrote it a million
times and then I figured...
391
00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:08,692
Keep it simple.
392
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,493
So are we really gonna give this a shot?
393
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,221
Is that what you want?
394
00:17:17,576 --> 00:17:19,069
That...
395
00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:21,619
And to kiss you.
396
00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:38,263
Hey!
397
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,931
I mean... Hi.
398
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,109
So, uh, what's going on with us?
399
00:17:42,139 --> 00:17:43,677
I mean, do you like me or not?
400
00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:46,587
Because I might sort of
possibly might be considering
401
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,912
liking you. On a trial basis.
402
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,905
Well, yeah.
403
00:17:51,124 --> 00:17:52,595
I mean, of course, I...
404
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,970
But I just... I... I mean, it...
405
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,884
Oh, (bleep) it!
406
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:07,037
I gotta go.
407
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:08,960
You're gonna kiss me like
that and then just leave?
408
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,746
Uh...We'll...
409
00:18:10,937 --> 00:18:12,547
We'll talk.
410
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,478
- Hey.
- Hey.
411
00:18:26,508 --> 00:18:27,688
I thought you were with Liam.
412
00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:29,773
We have a date planned for this weekend.
413
00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:32,400
But there are 15 minutes
left to my birthday,
414
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,379
and I want to spend them with you.
415
00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:36,488
Besides, where is my real present?
416
00:18:39,338 --> 00:18:41,031
You know in sixth grade
417
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,977
the clown machine at the Downtown Arcade?
418
00:18:43,007 --> 00:18:45,975
We emptied our piggy banks
to try to win those...
419
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:47,286
You didn't.
420
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,699
You did!
421
00:18:55,192 --> 00:18:56,808
It must have taken you
forever to get these.
422
00:18:56,810 --> 00:19:00,475
Oh, just 13 hours and... 26 minutes.
423
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,984
I promise to always wear mine
424
00:19:03,253 --> 00:19:05,274
as long as you do too.
425
00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:09,159
Or at least until the cheap
fake gold turns your skin green.
426
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,662
Or that.
427
00:19:22,544 --> 00:19:24,002
Hey, don't worry.
428
00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:26,485
I'm not gonna try to pull
down your pants... again.
429
00:19:26,515 --> 00:19:29,041
I just wanted to apologize, you know?
430
00:19:29,071 --> 00:19:30,615
What I did was uncalled for.
431
00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,279
You know, even if I was gay,
432
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,803
what you did was completely out of line.
433
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,591
You're right. You're so totally right.
434
00:19:39,442 --> 00:19:40,740
So were you.
435
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,069
Huh?
436
00:19:44,276 --> 00:19:46,057
My bathroom mirror flipped the image.
437
00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:50,197
Uh... Of course.
438
00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:51,640
Rookie mistake.
439
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:55,193
I'm not out yet, so... I
have to keep things discreet.
440
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,519
Right.
441
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:11,388
Wait, I'm sorry. I can't date
someone who's still in the closet.
442
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,867
Who said anything about dating?
443
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:18,006
Oh, look, your shoelace is untied.
444
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,341
Let me help you out with that.
445
00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:28,267
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