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Previously on Faking It...
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Let's elect them Homecoming Queens!
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Yeah!
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Where is this girlfriend of yours?
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- I'm right here, mother.
- Lesbians?
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Being gay is the best thing
that ever happened to us.
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We could have sex. Me and Liam booker.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know. I was into this, now I'm not.
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I want my first time to be
with someone who loves me,
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which is why I'm gonna make
him fall in love with me.
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Synced by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com.
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Corrected by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com.
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- Stop it, butt face.
- Not until you sing it for me.
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It's been weeks since
your last track dropped.
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- Give the fans what they want.
- It's not ready.
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Since when do you share songs
with me when they're ready?
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You're JT, I'm Timbaland, we
workshop them till they're dope,
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and then you perform them for your cats.
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This one's different. It's personal.
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I'm baring my soul, so
I want it to be perfect.
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Ooh, is it a power ballad?
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Come on, give me a hint.
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Nope.
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But I promise you'll be
the first person to hear it.
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Cropped, filtered, blurred,
and boom... 'grammed it.
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Since we came out, I've
gotten over 400 new followers.
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Including a Mr. Liam Booker.
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Everything's going according to plan.
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How is posting a pic with me
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gonna help Liam fall in love with you?
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He's severely allergic to commitment.
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I'm a lesbian with a girlfriend,
which makes me hypoallergenic.
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His defenses are down.
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Now I just need to show him
how perfect we'd be together.
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You don't get someone
to fall in love with you.
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They fall in love with
you because of who you are.
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Yeah, well, I've been me for 15 years,
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and no one's fallen for me.
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- Except for you.
- Very funny.
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I'm just having fun, Amy.
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I mean, I'm popular, I
have a secret boyfriend,
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I get to hold my best
friend's hand in public.
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It is pretty awesome.
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You think so?
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'Cause I worry you're not
getting anything out of this.
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Are you kidding?
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I get to make my mom and
Bruce horribly uncomfortable.
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That's a gift that keeps on giving.
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Maybe I need a secret boyfriend too.
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They sound super fun.
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What about... Josh Hoyt?
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You were obsessed with
him in middle school.
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I was obsessed with him in middle school.
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Well, now's your chance.
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Okay. We'll find him at lunch.
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No, I mean really, now's your
chance... he's coming this way.
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Hey, Josh. Where's the fire?
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It's inside us.
That's why we're protesting!
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Right on! Let's go!
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Not another
protest.
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Big brother has got to go!
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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Big brother has got to go!
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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
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Big brother has got to
go! Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
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What's going on?
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Skwerkel wants to donate
$6 million to the school.
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- Sounds terrible.
- It is terrible, Amy.
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Skwerkel is a vile, evil... search engine.
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I'm all for a good protest, kids.
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I went to Berkeley.
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But the school really needs this donation.
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With the government cutbacks,
there just isn't enough money.
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So...
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Last week I had to shut
down the tai chi club.
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Students.
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The CEO of Skwerkel has
personally selected Hester High
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in a new nationwide
educational outreach program.
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You'll be changing the face of education.
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We can see through your lies!
She's just trying to buy us!
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Trust me, no one is trying to buy you.
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Though you'll each be getting
new Skwerkel smartphones
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and tablets.
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What do you get out of this?
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The satisfaction of helping a school
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in desperate need of money.
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Also, Skwerkel will own all
data collected on these devices.
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That means our photos, our
emails, our text messages.
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They want to make us their digital slaves.
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Are we gonna let them?
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Hell, no!
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Time to occupy Hester.
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Man your stations!
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Stop Skwerkel!
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What are you doing?
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Liam's really into this protest,
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so I'm gonna be the protestiest
protester who ever protested.
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- Wanna help?
- No. I don't. Not at all.
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Don't forget we're popular now,
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so it's really important
to pretend like you care.
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Protests aren't really my thing.
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But the school loves them. Including Josh.
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It's the perfect time to see if
he's secret boyfriend material.
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Hey!
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Down with corporate tyranny!
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All right.
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I didn't think we could top the absurdity
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of last week's sit-in for
that endangered salamander.
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This is so stupid.
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Well, privacy is something
we should all be conce...
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Not another lecture, Lisbeth.
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2,776. 2,776.
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Hey, Liam.
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I raided the art room for
some sign-making supplies.
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Oh, great. Thank you.
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Hey, I liked your fire back there.
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Very inspirational.
You're a natural leader.
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Yeah, I got something
for you in my back pocket.
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This is too small.
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That's what I'm hoping.
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I'm so glad we're both
so into student privacy.
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Did you know that last
year there were 2,77...
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Look who I found.
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- Soleil! You made it!
- Yeah, well, you know me.
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Someone yells "Protest," and I say,
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"When, why, and will there be tear gas?"
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It's good to see you, Liam.
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Yeah. You too.
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Uh, this is Karma. Another soldier
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- in our war against Skwerkel.
- Hi.
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So, uh, how come I haven't
seen you around Hester before?
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Most of my classes are independent studies.
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They give me course credit for the various
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community outreach
programs I'm involved with
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as well as my work
abroad with the Red Cross.
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- You know how it is.
- Totally.
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Uh... I'm a lesbian.
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Good for you.
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Liam, can I steal you away for a sec?
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I've got some ideas that I think
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will really take this to the next level.
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Of course.
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And the promance continues.
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- "Promance"?
- Protest romance.
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Every time we shut the school down,
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the sexual tension between those two
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just builds like Mount
Vesuvius until finally...
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eruption.
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- "Eruption" equals sex.
- Yeah, I got that.
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All right. Thanks.
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Okay.
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Let's do it!
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Wow.
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Hipster culture's going
back in time so fast
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pretty soon they'll be
wearing suits of armor.
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You know, bathrooms typically
provide that for you.
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You don't have to carry your own.
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Trust me, in a few hours,
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this stuff will be more
valuable than bitcoin.
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So while your fellow students
rise up against injustice
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you exploit them for a quick buck?
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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I'm Amy.
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I'm Oliver.
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Figured you'd be more
into this kind of thing
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being that you're Homecoming Queen and all.
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No, this is more my
girlfriend's kind of thing.
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She gets involved in school activities.
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I stand back and silently hate them.
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Speaking of your girlfriend,
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isn't that her over there,
chaining herself to that door?
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Will you excuse me?
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Honey, whatcha doin'?
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Liam's having a promance
with the Soleil girl,
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so I'm chaining myself to this door
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because I don't want
the sex volcano to erupt.
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More importantly, who's that
cute boy you were talking to?
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Oliver. We just met, but so far
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I don't want to poke his
eyes out with scissors.
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Seriously? That's huge.
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I know. I don't want to jump the gun,
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but he could be secret boyfriend material.
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Speaking of, here's Liam.
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- Lock me down.
- Karma.
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If Skwerkel wants this school,
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they're gonna have to
come through me to get it.
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I love the dedication, it's just...
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you're blocking the door.
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Soleil's here with donated food
from a vegan bakery downtown.
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- Great.
- Thanks.
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- What you got in the box?
- Muffins.
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Ooh. Sounds good.
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Yeah, they're really warm and moist.
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- Hey!
- Attention, Hester High!
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If we want to make a difference,
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we have to show the world we're serious.
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We have to get all Gandhi up in this bitch.
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We need a hunger strike!
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Yeah!
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Hunger strike!
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Hunger
strike! Hunger strike!
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Hunger strike!
Hunger strike! Hunger strike!
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- You wanna get out of here?
- I thought you'd never ask.
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No. No, please.
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Think about what we
could do with this money.
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Electric school buses.
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An organic
farm-to-table cafeteria.
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We could recycle our waste
into clean drinking water.
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That is so not how I'd use that money.
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Penelope's about to crack.
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That hunger strike idea was
a thing of beauty, Karma.
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It's gotten us a ton of press.
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Now those wads at
Skwerkel know we're serious.
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Well, that's why I suggested it,
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because I am serious
about showing big business
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that we mean business.
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- I'm sorry, that was stupid.
- No, it was cute.
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In fact...
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I kind of want to kiss you right now.
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Really? Well...
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I kinda want to let you.
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Liam.
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Big problem.
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People are trying to break
into the vending machines.
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Everyone's getting low blood sugar.
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Pretty soon it's gonna get
all Hunger Games up in here.
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We need to do something to keep spirits up.
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Something to get our minds off
food and back onto the protest.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Please, don't say "Open Mic."
Open Mic.
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Yup. Same page. All of us.
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Not me.
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Some people should not
be given a microphone.
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I don't care what the 'cause is.
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Wait, all those vegan
baked goods are just sitting
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unprotected in the teacher's lounge.
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Someone needs to protect them.
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Karma and I can handle it, right?
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Uh, yeah. We're all over it.
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- Perfect.
- Thanks, guys.
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Hey, it'll be fun, right?
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Sure.
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All I had to do
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was get the serial
numbers to all the locks,
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call the manufacturer,
pretend to be the janitor,
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and they mailed me every key to the school.
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Super easy.
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- Did that make me sound creepy?
- No. Not at all.
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But please tell me the
next stop on this tour
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isn't the incinerator.
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Oh, God, no.
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No, the incinerator is
for special occasions only.
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Anniversaries, Valentine's
day, that sort of thing.
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00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:56,042
You do realize the irony
of spying on students
255
00:10:56,044 --> 00:10:58,712
protesting the invasion
of student privacy, right?
256
00:10:58,714 --> 00:11:02,081
I do. I'm glad you do too.
257
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,883
I like to think of this as
anthropological research.
258
00:11:04,885 --> 00:11:08,454
I watch students in their natural habitat
259
00:11:08,456 --> 00:11:09,788
because I don't understand them,
260
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,824
and, you know, I'm supposed to be one.
261
00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:15,093
Yeah, I'm weird.
262
00:11:15,095 --> 00:11:16,662
I shouldn't have brought you here.
263
00:11:16,664 --> 00:11:21,233
No, it's cool. I can relate.
264
00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:24,169
Cool.
265
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:28,106
A message to big brother
from a little sister.
266
00:11:28,108 --> 00:11:31,609
My head might be reeling.
267
00:11:31,611 --> 00:11:34,146
My heart might be bleeding.
268
00:11:34,148 --> 00:11:37,448
- My lungs might be gasping...
- She is so damn sexy.
269
00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:38,850
But I'll still never march to that drum.
270
00:11:38,852 --> 00:11:40,118
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have...
271
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:43,321
No, no, I'm... I'm with you. I mean...
272
00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:46,391
look at her flawless skin
273
00:11:46,393 --> 00:11:49,928
and those perky, round breasts.
274
00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:52,230
Yeah, she's hot, um, but,
275
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:53,798
I mean, it's her passion that turns me on.
276
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,168
She's so real and raw.
She's, like, baring her soul.
277
00:11:57,170 --> 00:12:00,304
I will never stop screaming.
278
00:12:01,773 --> 00:12:05,876
I will never stop screaming.
279
00:12:05,878 --> 00:12:09,446
You go, girl!
280
00:12:16,054 --> 00:12:17,788
That was incredible.
281
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,123
Yeah. No one seems hungry anymore.
282
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,427
- I still am. For justice.
- We're gonna win this thing.
283
00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:26,296
Yeah? Are we gonna go all the way?
284
00:12:26,298 --> 00:12:28,965
All the way and all night long.
285
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,500
Wanna go check the supply closet?
286
00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:32,502
Why aren't we there right now?
287
00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:36,239
Hey, everyone.
288
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:40,710
Uh, you wanna hear a
song I've been working on?
289
00:12:40,712 --> 00:12:45,215
I've never done this
before, so please be gentle.
290
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:56,425
♪ I felt a spark of desire ♪
291
00:12:56,427 --> 00:13:02,298
♪ And now the flames ♪
♪ are growing higher ♪
292
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:07,703
♪ I really want this to work ♪
293
00:13:07,705 --> 00:13:10,606
♪ I'm so tired of being burned ♪
294
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,545
You still watching What
Not to Wear on channel four?
295
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,113
No, I switched over to eight.
296
00:13:18,115 --> 00:13:20,115
They're playing a new
episode of The Biggest Loser.
297
00:13:22,086 --> 00:13:23,519
This school prides itself so much
298
00:13:23,521 --> 00:13:26,255
on celebrating everyone's differences,
299
00:13:26,257 --> 00:13:28,022
yet they're all still
so desperate to fit in.
300
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,957
I can't wait for college.
301
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,727
Mm...
302
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,263
I gotta admit something, Amy.
303
00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:37,432
I've noticed you before.
304
00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:38,434
Really?
305
00:13:38,435 --> 00:13:40,835
Yeah.
306
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:44,038
It's rare you find a girl who's so pretty
307
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,308
and she doesn't even know it.
308
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,819
Oh, I-I...
309
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,554
That's just my luck.
310
00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:03,724
I finally meet a girl I
like, and she's a lesbian.
311
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:08,262
Yeah, about that, um...
312
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,432
Karma's my best friend, but she's not...
313
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,068
Singing?
314
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,203
Probably we shall overcome.
315
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,840
Uh...
316
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:24,745
♪ I've got a secret inside ♪
317
00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:30,183
♪ It gets so easy to be someone else ♪
318
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:36,256
♪ When I'm with you ♪
♪ I don't have to hide ♪
319
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:41,027
♪ When I'm with you I can be myself ♪
320
00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:43,363
♪ Something changed the moment ♪
321
00:14:43,365 --> 00:14:46,933
♪ We kissed ♪
322
00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:50,703
♪ I never knew it ♪
♪ could feel like this ♪
323
00:14:50,705 --> 00:14:54,374
♪ But keep it hush-hush undercover ♪
324
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:56,943
♪ But it's a rush ♪
♪ rush being your lover ♪
325
00:14:56,945 --> 00:15:01,914
♪ And if it's not too much ♪
♪ could you have a crush on me ♪
326
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:05,351
♪ We keep it hush-hush and discover ♪
327
00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:07,953
♪ Why it's a rush when ♪
♪ we're with each other ♪
328
00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:13,959
♪ Yeah I have a crush and ♪
♪ I just want you to see ♪
329
00:15:13,961 --> 00:15:17,997
♪ That you were never a secret ♪
330
00:15:17,999 --> 00:15:21,100
♪ To me ♪
331
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,312
Hey!
332
00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:35,947
Oh, just keep it!
333
00:15:35,949 --> 00:15:40,351
Did somebody order a pizza?
334
00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:41,720
Everybody stay strong.
335
00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:45,423
We've got cheese, veggie,
336
00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:49,092
pepperoni...
337
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:50,861
Mmm.
338
00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:53,296
Guys, we might have a hunger inside of us,
339
00:15:53,298 --> 00:15:54,532
but it is not for food.
340
00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:57,267
It's for justice, it's for righteousness,
341
00:15:57,269 --> 00:15:58,435
- it's for...
- Pizza!
342
00:16:02,807 --> 00:16:05,409
- Gimme a slice!
- So hungry!
343
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,242
Oh, my God, there you are.
Can you believe I did that?
344
00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:17,011
Did I sound nervous?
Because I was about to pee my pants.
345
00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:18,013
It's too bad you didn't.
346
00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:19,646
I heard Liam finds that a real turn-on.
347
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,583
Wait, are you mad?
348
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:23,918
I thought you'd be proud of me.
349
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,319
You've always said that
I should sing in public.
350
00:16:25,321 --> 00:16:27,487
Yeah, and you never have, but
the second it impresses some boy
351
00:16:27,489 --> 00:16:29,189
you're out there belting it like Adele.
352
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:31,091
I don't get it.
353
00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,492
Y-you really think I sounded like Adele?
354
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:35,962
I am so sick of the way
you've been acting lately.
355
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:38,465
Chaining yourself to doors,
calling out hunger strikes.
356
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:40,634
And for what... so some boy you hardly know
357
00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:41,635
will fall in love with you.
358
00:16:41,637 --> 00:16:43,570
What do you even know about Liam
359
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:45,239
except he's the hottest guy in school?
360
00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:48,507
I know that he's into protesting things,
361
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,043
and he fights against corporate greed,
362
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:53,112
and he has integrity.
363
00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:54,880
Maybe he can lend you some.
364
00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:57,216
You need to eat.
365
00:16:57,218 --> 00:16:59,352
You're always bitchy when you're hungry.
366
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:02,255
And so what if I like
the hottest guy in school?
367
00:17:02,257 --> 00:17:05,157
I'm a
teenage girl.
368
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:10,996
I managed to snag a
couple slices of Hawaiian.
369
00:17:10,998 --> 00:17:13,331
How do you feel about fruit on your pizza?
370
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,567
♪ See my panties from below ♪
371
00:17:15,569 --> 00:17:17,636
♪ Pout my lips and curl my hair ♪
372
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:19,471
♪ Make you wish you'd never ♪
373
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,775
♪ My mama said that I ♪
♪ should knock you out ♪
374
00:17:22,777 --> 00:17:26,278
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
375
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,779
Great job, kids.
376
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:30,848
I so appreciate your spunk.
377
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,618
You lost the battle,
but you will win the war.
378
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,388
We did you. Now let's do me.
379
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,526
Indirect lighting
in the girls' bathroom,
380
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,796
handicapped parking passes,
chair of the prom committee?
381
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,765
Small price to pay for
doing your dirty work.
382
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,567
And I sold my soul.
383
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,869
Today was a good day.
384
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:54,371
Can we have a piece of pizza now?
385
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,440
I can feel my body digesting itself.
386
00:17:56,442 --> 00:18:00,544
That means it's working.
387
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,645
♪ Slippery ♪
388
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,814
♪ Yet I've got a good grip ♪
389
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,182
♪ So suddenly ♪
390
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,350
Can't believe you made it out.
391
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,418
Yeah, you know me.
392
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,053
So, do you want to...
393
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,356
I can't.
394
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,425
Mm.
395
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,327
♪ Make the girl dance ♪
396
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,830
♪ Make the girl dance ♪
♪ make the girl dance ♪
397
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:25,635
♪ Make the girl dance ♪
398
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:29,806
♪ Dance like no one's watching ♪
399
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,307
Get in.
400
00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:40,749
♪ Live like no one's out there ♪
401
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:47,300
♪ Dance like no one's watchin' ♪
402
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,328
Okay, there's no easy way to say this,
403
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:57,298
so I'm just gonna rip
the band-aid right off.
404
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,900
There's something going
on between Karma and Liam.
405
00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,002
What?
406
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:05,239
No. Karma and Liam, she would never...
407
00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:07,208
Yeah, you're right.
408
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:10,076
Wait, wait, so you knew
she's also into guys?
409
00:19:10,078 --> 00:19:13,346
I had a clue.
410
00:19:13,348 --> 00:19:15,181
Ah...
411
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,953
The elusive bisexual.
They are a tricky beast.
412
00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,956
Here, bring it in.
413
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:24,691
Come on.
414
00:19:26,428 --> 00:19:29,596
I've been down this
yellow brick road before.
415
00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:32,231
Dating someone bi is
a lesson in insecurity.
416
00:19:32,233 --> 00:19:34,634
Yeah.
417
00:19:34,636 --> 00:19:36,802
I wish she was bi.
418
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:39,539
Trust me, I saw the way she
and Liam were eye humping.
419
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:40,873
Felt like I should break
into the chemistry lab
420
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,475
and use the eye wash.
421
00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:51,483
If I tell you something super secret,
422
00:19:51,485 --> 00:19:53,586
you promise you won't tell anyone?
423
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:55,721
Gay scout's honor.
424
00:19:57,858 --> 00:19:59,858
Um...
425
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,526
Karma and I are...
426
00:20:01,528 --> 00:20:03,962
are faking it.
427
00:20:03,964 --> 00:20:05,329
What, like orgasms?
428
00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:07,432
Because my mom sells adult
toys from the trunk of her car.
429
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,601
Long story, but I can get you a discount.
430
00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:11,570
- No.
- Not a problem.
431
00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:14,505
No. We're faking being lesbians.
432
00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:17,508
Karma is.
433
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:21,279
I'm not so sure.
434
00:20:21,281 --> 00:20:25,984
You have my attention.
435
00:20:25,986 --> 00:20:30,654
♪ I can't abide ♪
436
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,624
Next on Faking It...
437
00:20:33,626 --> 00:20:35,025
I was just having fun
hanging out with you two.
438
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,160
I don't know what you're
up to, but cut it out.
439
00:20:36,162 --> 00:20:37,695
- What is your deal?
- You know what you did.
440
00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,297
You were right about Liam. We're done.
441
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,864
Please call me back.
442
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:41,832
I need you to help me find a girlfriend.
443
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:43,067
Whoa.
444
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:44,034
If I'm having all these feelings for Karma
445
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,236
then I must be a lesbian.
446
00:20:45,238 --> 00:20:47,271
That's not how online dating works.
447
00:20:47,273 --> 00:20:48,239
If you get a hit off
this, it'll be a miracle.
448
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,707
Here it goes.
449
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,189
I am dying to see how this plays out.
450
00:20:51,289 --> 00:20:56,289
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