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Kneel. 16 00:00:48,419 --> 00:00:50,819 Johnny, you're a cream puff! 17 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,190 Sweep the leg. 18 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:57,732 You have a problem with that? 19 00:00:57,762 --> 00:00:59,732 No, Sensei. 20 00:00:59,764 --> 00:01:01,534 No mercy. 21 00:01:03,534 --> 00:01:06,574 ♪ ♪ 22 00:01:06,604 --> 00:01:09,004 Two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing. 23 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,610 Ready? Fight. 24 00:01:11,742 --> 00:01:13,742 One point, Lawrence. 25 00:01:13,778 --> 00:01:18,748 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:18,783 --> 00:01:20,753 One point, Lawrence. Two, two. 27 00:01:20,785 --> 00:01:22,215 Hiyah! 28 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,623 Get him a body bag! Yeah! 29 00:01:24,655 --> 00:01:27,295 Warning for illegal contact to the knee. 30 00:01:27,325 --> 00:01:31,065 Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion. 31 00:01:31,095 --> 00:01:32,735 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:35,133 Finish him! 33 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,696 (MUSIC STOPS) 34 00:01:36,734 --> 00:01:38,704 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 35 00:01:38,736 --> 00:01:41,976 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:42,006 --> 00:01:47,276 The new champion: Daniel LaRusso! 37 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:50,482 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 38 00:01:50,514 --> 00:01:54,424 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:03,461 (SOLEMN ROCK MUSIC) 40 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:10,464 ♪ ♪ 41 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:18,846 (ALARM BLARING) 42 00:02:36,494 --> 00:02:39,064 Ugh. 43 00:02:39,096 --> 00:02:46,276 ♪ ♪ 44 00:03:11,095 --> 00:03:15,335 (GUNSHOTS AND MEN SCREAMING ON TV) 45 00:03:22,307 --> 00:03:23,637 Hey, l'm Miguel. 46 00:03:23,675 --> 00:03:26,075 My family and I just moved into 109. 47 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,450 Great. More immigrants. 48 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,219 Actually, we're from Riverside. 49 00:03:30,247 --> 00:03:31,817 But anyways, I was just wondering if you were 50 00:03:31,849 --> 00:03:33,589 having trouble with your water pressure, 51 00:03:33,618 --> 00:03:35,148 'cause I know our sink's being a little weird right now and... 52 00:03:35,185 --> 00:03:36,725 Oh, bottles go in the blue bin. 53 00:03:36,754 --> 00:03:37,854 (GLASS CLINKING) 54 00:03:37,888 --> 00:03:39,628 Listen, Menudo... 55 00:03:39,657 --> 00:03:41,757 L've lived in this shithole for over ten years. 56 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:43,562 The pipe's don't work. The fountain's full of piss. 57 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:45,234 And the only good thing about being here 58 00:03:45,263 --> 00:03:46,863 is I don't have to talk to anybody. 59 00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:48,637 So nice knowing you. 60 00:03:49,767 --> 00:03:53,007 Okay, well... 61 00:03:53,037 --> 00:03:56,537 have a nice day, I guess. 62 00:03:57,441 --> 00:03:59,311 (ENGINE TURNING OVER) 63 00:03:59,343 --> 00:04:02,113 ("NOTHIN' BUT A GOOD TIME" BY POISON PLAYS) 64 00:04:02,146 --> 00:04:05,116 (TIRES SQUEALING) 65 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:12,319 ♪ ♪ 66 00:04:15,159 --> 00:04:17,259 You got to be kidding me. 67 00:04:17,294 --> 00:04:18,834 Not another one. 68 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:25,372 ♪ ♪ 69 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,213 Now listen. 70 00:04:33,244 --> 00:04:35,884 ♪ Not a dime, I can't pay my rent ♪ 71 00:04:35,913 --> 00:04:39,513 ♪ I can barely make it through the week ♪ 72 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:43,550 ♪ l'm always workin', slavin' every day ♪ 73 00:04:43,588 --> 00:04:47,758 ♪ Gotta get a break from that same old, same old ♪ 74 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:48,992 Hey. 75 00:04:50,528 --> 00:04:51,558 Creep. 76 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,035 ♪ If you could hear me think ♪ 77 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:54,494 ♪ This is what l'd say ♪ 78 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:58,332 ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪ 79 00:04:58,369 --> 00:05:01,109 ♪ How can I resist ♪ 80 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:04,039 ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time ♪ 81 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:06,275 Ugh. Sick. 82 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:09,010 ♪ And it don't get better than this ♪ 83 00:05:09,046 --> 00:05:10,946 - Hey! - (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 84 00:05:10,981 --> 00:05:15,491 ♪ You see I raise a toast to all of us ♪ 85 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:18,959 ♪ Who are breakin' our backs every day ♪ 86 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:22,790 ♪ If wantin' the good life is such a crime ♪ 87 00:05:22,826 --> 00:05:26,326 ♪ Lord, then put me away, yeah ♪ 88 00:05:26,364 --> 00:05:30,634 ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪ 89 00:05:30,668 --> 00:05:33,168 ♪ How can I resist ♪ 90 00:05:33,204 --> 00:05:37,444 ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time ♪ 91 00:05:37,474 --> 00:05:40,844 ♪ And it don't get better than this ♪ 92 00:05:41,612 --> 00:05:43,052 It don't get better, girl. 93 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:46,120 ♪ ♪ 94 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:48,290 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this? 95 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:49,419 Don't worry, it's gonna be level. 96 00:05:49,453 --> 00:05:50,553 L'm just lining it up. 97 00:05:50,587 --> 00:05:52,327 You put it on the wrong wall. 98 00:05:52,356 --> 00:05:54,956 I said the wall across from the door. 99 00:05:57,161 --> 00:05:58,731 This is the wall across from the door. 100 00:05:58,763 --> 00:06:02,303 Not that door, idiot. The door. 101 00:06:02,332 --> 00:06:04,032 Just move the TV. I have company coming over. 102 00:06:04,068 --> 00:06:07,808 Wait, hold on. L'm gonna have to fill the holes, re-measure, 103 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:09,139 match the paint. 104 00:06:09,173 --> 00:06:10,973 It's gonna take me an hour just to get to the hardware store. 105 00:06:11,008 --> 00:06:12,248 That's not my problem. 106 00:06:12,276 --> 00:06:15,346 L'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally, the only wall 107 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:16,619 in the house that a TV would not go. 108 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:19,047 Why can't a TV go on this... 109 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:22,254 Look, l'll come by first thing in the morning 110 00:06:22,286 --> 00:06:24,056 and put everything just the way you want it, all right? 111 00:06:24,088 --> 00:06:26,528 - I just can't do it now. - Well, that's just great. 112 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,027 Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room. 113 00:06:28,059 --> 00:06:29,689 You said that's where I was supposed to go. 114 00:06:29,727 --> 00:06:31,367 Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna take a shit. 115 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:34,495 Okay, okay, we'll figure this out, all right? 116 00:06:34,532 --> 00:06:37,102 Just quit bitching at me. 117 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:39,504 What did you just call me? 118 00:06:39,536 --> 00:06:42,106 No, no, no, no, no. I didn't call her a bitch. 119 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:43,939 I said she was bitching at me. 120 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:46,444 There's a difference. 121 00:06:46,477 --> 00:06:50,317 You're firing me because of that bitch? 122 00:06:50,348 --> 00:06:52,388 You know what? I hated this damn job anyway. 123 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:55,286 You better pay me what you owe me, Mike. 124 00:06:55,319 --> 00:06:57,919 Mike? 125 00:07:00,157 --> 00:07:01,657 (ENGINE TURNING OVER) 126 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:03,592 (OVER RADIO) Banzai. (CHUCKLES) 127 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:05,367 l'm Daniel LaRusso. 128 00:07:05,395 --> 00:07:08,805 And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi... 129 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:13,804 (UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC) 130 00:07:13,837 --> 00:07:20,707 ♪ ♪ 131 00:07:23,114 --> 00:07:24,214 That one. 132 00:07:24,248 --> 00:07:27,688 ♪ ♪ 133 00:07:27,718 --> 00:07:31,158 Aren't you gonna wear gloves? 134 00:07:31,188 --> 00:07:33,058 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 135 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:33,960 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 136 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:39,166 (IN ENGLISH) Can you put that on a plate? 137 00:07:39,196 --> 00:07:45,806 ♪ ♪ 138 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:48,776 - My grandma's not feeling well. - Didn't ask. 139 00:07:48,806 --> 00:07:51,076 Come on, what's Spanish for "just give me my damn slice"? 140 00:07:51,108 --> 00:07:52,608 (SIGHS) 141 00:07:52,643 --> 00:07:55,613 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 142 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,747 (IN ENGLISH) What did you just say? 143 00:07:58,783 --> 00:08:00,413 - What did he say? - You don't want to know. 144 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:02,550 No, I know it was something bad ; just tell me. 145 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:06,786 Uh, he sai... He said you have a tiny... 146 00:08:06,824 --> 00:08:09,224 He said I have a tiny wang? 147 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:12,399 - Tell him he has a tiny wang. - I speak English, asshole. 148 00:08:12,429 --> 00:08:13,459 Oh, really? 149 00:08:13,497 --> 00:08:18,197 ♪ ♪ 150 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:20,435 (HIP-HOP MUSIC BLASTING) 151 00:08:20,471 --> 00:08:23,071 Whoo! (MUSIC STOPS) 152 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,946 Hey, yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time. 153 00:08:24,976 --> 00:08:26,846 Got to cut weight for the meet. 154 00:08:26,877 --> 00:08:28,977 - Hundo P, son. - Damn right. 155 00:08:29,012 --> 00:08:31,312 Whoo! 156 00:08:31,349 --> 00:08:33,189 Man, you should get some condoms too. 157 00:08:35,953 --> 00:08:38,923 (DOORBELL DINGS) 158 00:08:38,956 --> 00:08:42,926 ♪ ♪ 159 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:47,969 Finish up and then beat it. 160 00:08:47,998 --> 00:08:50,838 - Excuse me? - This is my mart. 161 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:53,608 You ain't hustlin' no coin at my mart. 162 00:08:53,637 --> 00:08:57,037 L'm not hustlin'. L'm not homeless. 163 00:08:57,074 --> 00:08:59,174 That's my car. 164 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,540 What the hell are you doing? 165 00:09:00,578 --> 00:09:01,948 Why you got to blow up our spot? 166 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:03,719 Man, he thought we were in college, dumb-ass. 167 00:09:03,748 --> 00:09:05,248 I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer. 168 00:09:05,282 --> 00:09:06,852 - L'm sorry. - (GRUNTS) 169 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:08,154 (LAUGHTER) 170 00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:11,555 - Yes, let's go. - What the hell are you doing? 171 00:09:11,589 --> 00:09:13,129 Ooh, what do we got here? Yeah, what do you got? 172 00:09:13,157 --> 00:09:14,427 What do you got? Pepto. 173 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:16,598 Oh, shit, someone has frickin' diarrhea. 174 00:09:16,627 --> 00:09:18,367 (LAUGHTER) 175 00:09:18,395 --> 00:09:19,835 Hey, we should call him 'Rhea. 176 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,463 - (LAUGHTER) - Give it back, dude. 177 00:09:21,498 --> 00:09:22,968 - What are you ta... - It's for my grandma. 178 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:26,140 Oh, it's for your grandma. Ah, shit, l'm sorry, man. 179 00:09:26,169 --> 00:09:28,139 Hey, you want it? Hey, you can take all that... 180 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:29,402 - Ugh. - Take that. 181 00:09:29,439 --> 00:09:31,309 - (LAUGHTER) - Yeah. 182 00:09:33,477 --> 00:09:35,117 Bitch. 183 00:09:35,145 --> 00:09:36,645 Asshole. 184 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:39,220 - Oh! - What'd you say, 'Rhea? 185 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:40,419 I-I didn't say anything. 186 00:09:40,451 --> 00:09:41,851 (GROANS) 187 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:44,485 - Oh. (LAUGHS) - That's brute, Ky. 188 00:09:44,521 --> 00:09:45,861 Oh, what? You crying? 189 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,759 - Hey, where you going, pussy? - (GROANS) 190 00:09:47,791 --> 00:09:50,261 - (LAUGHTER) - Hey! 191 00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:51,564 Watch the car, man. 192 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:55,395 - Who's this dude? - Just leave the dork alone. 193 00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:56,832 You see this guy? 194 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:59,167 Eating his dinner at the mini mart like a bum. 195 00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:00,403 (LAUGHTER) 196 00:10:00,437 --> 00:10:02,337 Wait, I-I think I know this guy. 197 00:10:02,373 --> 00:10:04,173 He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank. 198 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,508 (LAUGHTER) 199 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,142 That explains why he smells like shit. 200 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:09,818 All right, trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy 201 00:10:09,847 --> 00:10:10,917 on the wrong day, all right? 202 00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:12,418 - Really? - Yeah, really. 203 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:13,820 Get the hell out of here, loser. 204 00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:17,121 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 205 00:10:17,154 --> 00:10:19,454 ♪ ♪ 206 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,260 (DRAMATIC SYNTH MUSIC) 207 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:22,392 Ah. 208 00:10:24,028 --> 00:10:25,358 Let's get him. 209 00:10:25,395 --> 00:10:32,375 ♪ ♪ 210 00:10:44,481 --> 00:10:45,611 Holy shit, how did you... 211 00:10:45,649 --> 00:10:47,089 (GRUNTS) 212 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:48,817 ♪ ♪ 213 00:10:48,853 --> 00:10:50,983 Ah! 214 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:54,021 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 215 00:10:54,057 --> 00:10:57,357 ♪ ♪ 216 00:10:57,394 --> 00:10:58,694 Is that all you got, ladies? 217 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,969 - Come on, Ky. Let's go. - Ge off me! 218 00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:07,068 ♪ ♪ 219 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:12,308 (SIREN WAILS) 220 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:14,713 What's the matter? Having trouble breathing? 221 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,275 Hey, get off the kid! 222 00:11:16,313 --> 00:11:17,343 (SCREAMS) Hey, hey, hey! 223 00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:18,420 It's not his fault! 224 00:11:18,449 --> 00:11:19,449 (GRUNTS) 225 00:11:21,618 --> 00:11:24,588 (CALM ROCK MUSIC) 226 00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:29,791 ♪ ♪ 227 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,730 (GROANING) 228 00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:52,079 Hey, I just... I just wanted to say thank you. 229 00:11:52,116 --> 00:11:55,186 All right, well, you said it. 230 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:57,759 So last night, was that, like, Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu 231 00:11:57,787 --> 00:11:59,487 or MMA or something? 232 00:11:59,523 --> 00:12:01,193 It's karate. 233 00:12:01,225 --> 00:12:02,895 Old-school karate. 234 00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:05,266 Do you think you could teach me? 235 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:06,535 What? No. 236 00:12:06,563 --> 00:12:08,233 What? Come on, when school starts, 237 00:12:08,265 --> 00:12:10,235 those guys are gonna make my life miserable. 238 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:12,536 - It's not my problem. - What? (STAMMERS) 239 00:12:12,569 --> 00:12:14,839 If I just knew a little bit of what you knew then I would be... 240 00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:17,212 Forget it. I don't do karate anymore. 241 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,610 All right? Besides, I need to find a job. 242 00:12:19,643 --> 00:12:21,543 Well, you can open your own karate school. 243 00:12:21,578 --> 00:12:22,678 It's called a dojo. 244 00:12:22,712 --> 00:12:24,012 Well, you could open your own dojo. 245 00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:26,048 Look, l'm not getting into this with you, all right? 246 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:29,523 L'm not even sure l'm allowed to be around kids right now. 247 00:12:29,553 --> 00:12:30,823 All right, you want my advice? 248 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:32,124 Stop being so annoying. 249 00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:36,096 Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked. 250 00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:37,126 Okay. 251 00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:43,172 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 252 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,770 You got Encore? 253 00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:46,772 Yes, ma'am, that's correct, Your Honor, she is... 254 00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:48,443 Who the hell are you? 255 00:12:48,472 --> 00:12:50,842 You know those little red stickers 256 00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,774 that say "further reduced"? 257 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:56,650 That means spoiled. You know that, right? 258 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,420 You're eating bad meat, boy. 259 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,688 What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid? 260 00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:03,018 Oh, that's some thank-you. 261 00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:04,953 Who do you think bailed you out? 262 00:13:04,989 --> 00:13:06,059 Again. 263 00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,729 I never asked you for anything. 264 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:11,828 I think that little incident at Applebee's 265 00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:15,232 would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself. 266 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:20,374 You know... 267 00:13:20,403 --> 00:13:22,943 when I met your mom, 268 00:13:22,973 --> 00:13:26,273 she really knocked my socks off. 269 00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:28,149 Beautiful. 270 00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:29,948 Blonde. 271 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,620 Tan. 272 00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:34,119 Tight. 273 00:13:34,151 --> 00:13:36,151 Little did I know l'd be taking care 274 00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:38,926 of her schmuck kid forever. 275 00:13:38,955 --> 00:13:42,555 Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century. 276 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,992 Well, high praise 277 00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:49,398 coming from a world-class daddy like you. 278 00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,733 How old is Robby now? 279 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,967 15? 16? 280 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,173 When's the last time you saw him? 281 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:55,604 Just get the hell out of here, man. 282 00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:56,808 L'll get the hell out of here 283 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,280 when l'm goddamn good and ready. 284 00:13:58,308 --> 00:13:59,348 - Sid. - What? 285 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:00,446 Blood pressure. 286 00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,817 Ah, keep watching your bullshit judge show. 287 00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:05,116 Will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this. 288 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,948 Jesus. God. (MUMBLES) 289 00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:11,124 This is why l'm here. 290 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,490 What's this? 291 00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,365 Well, you know, I told your mama 292 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:19,333 l'd take care of you always, but... 293 00:14:19,363 --> 00:14:21,203 in this case, 294 00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:24,931 I think even she would cut me some slack. 295 00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:28,208 L'm buying you out of my life. 296 00:14:28,239 --> 00:14:30,709 L'd rather be homeless than take money from you. 297 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:34,110 Oh, well, hell... Yeah, okay. 298 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,384 Rhonda! 299 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,612 Lunchtime! 300 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,848 Call Art's. 301 00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:43,284 See if they got that belly lox. 302 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320 (SIGHS) 303 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:49,760 l'd say get your life in order, 304 00:14:49,793 --> 00:14:53,163 but, uh, at this point, 305 00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:56,737 you're like the meat in your fridge. 306 00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:58,636 (CHUCKLES) 307 00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,076 Chappy, Chappy, where are you? 308 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,739 Just put in that tape, that's an order. 309 00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:08,016 Nothing you can do about me. 310 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,215 Chappy, I want to help you. Where are you? 311 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:12,487 Climb high like I told you. 312 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,620 (ALARM BLARING) 313 00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:17,392 Doug, I ain't gonna make it. 314 00:15:17,421 --> 00:15:18,591 (BLARING CONTINUES) 315 00:15:18,622 --> 00:15:20,192 (JET CRASHES) 316 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,823 Chappy! 317 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,830 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 318 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:28,062 ♪ ♪ 319 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,998 CHAPPY: A bunch of things must've gone wrong 320 00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,173 if you're listening to this. 321 00:15:32,202 --> 00:15:36,072 Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared. 322 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,276 Right now you're probably filled 323 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,948 with all the doubts in the world. 324 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:43,618 But l'm gonna tell you something, Doug. 325 00:15:43,647 --> 00:15:47,817 God doesn't give people things He doesn't want them to use. 326 00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:51,791 And He gave you the touch. 327 00:15:51,822 --> 00:15:54,262 It's a power you have inside of you, 328 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,391 down there where you keep your guts, boy. 329 00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,427 It's all you need to blast your way in 330 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:02,103 and get back what they took from you. 331 00:16:02,866 --> 00:16:04,236 Banzai! 332 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,437 Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto, 333 00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:09,339 bringing you specials on all of our inventory. 334 00:16:09,373 --> 00:16:11,843 We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees 335 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,145 priced to go. 336 00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:16,046 Get a lease for only... Nah. 337 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,020 Make that... Chop! 338 00:16:18,048 --> 00:16:21,048 Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas, 339 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:24,084 Nissans, Acuras, and Audis. 340 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,820 (EXHALING RAPIDLY) Hiyah. 341 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:28,296 So come visit any of our locations 342 00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:30,155 in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, 343 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:32,163 North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks. 344 00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:35,335 And as always, every customer leaves 345 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:38,165 with their very own bonsai tree. 346 00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:41,841 LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition. 347 00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,212 (ENGINE TURNING OVER) 348 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,940 (FOREIGNER'S "HEAD GAMES" PLAYS) 349 00:16:45,975 --> 00:16:51,115 ♪ ♪ 350 00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:56,822 (HORN HONKS) 351 00:16:56,853 --> 00:17:00,923 ♪ ♪ 352 00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:04,827 ♪ Daylight, all right ♪ 353 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:06,131 ♪ I don't know ♪ 354 00:17:06,162 --> 00:17:07,562 - Yeah. - All right. 355 00:17:07,597 --> 00:17:09,737 ♪ I don't know if it's real ♪ 356 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:13,636 ♪ Been a long night, and something ain't right ♪ 357 00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:18,110 ♪ You won't show, you won't show how you feel ♪ 358 00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:20,981 ♪ No time ♪ 359 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,851 - ♪ Ever seemed right ♪ - (GROANING) 360 00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:27,489 ♪ To talk about the reasons why you're not fine ♪ 361 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:31,517 ♪ It's high time to draw the line ♪ 362 00:17:31,554 --> 00:17:35,824 ♪ Put an end to this game before it's too late ♪ 363 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:38,159 ♪ Head games ♪ 364 00:17:38,194 --> 00:17:40,264 ♪ It's you and me, baby ♪ 365 00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:42,537 ♪ Head games ♪ 366 00:17:42,565 --> 00:17:44,705 ♪ And I can't take it anymore ♪ 367 00:17:44,735 --> 00:17:47,275 ♪ Head games ♪ 368 00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:50,904 ♪ I don't wanna play the head games ♪ 369 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:54,210 ♪ ♪ 370 00:17:54,244 --> 00:17:57,944 ♪ I daydream for hours it seems ♪ 371 00:17:57,981 --> 00:18:02,291 ♪ I keep thinking of you, yeah, thinking of you ♪ 372 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,219 ♪ These daydreams ♪ 373 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,155 ♪ What do they mean? ♪ 374 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,230 ♪ They keep haunting me ♪ 375 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,259 ♪ Are they warning me? ♪ 376 00:18:11,295 --> 00:18:13,695 (CAR STOPS, SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) 377 00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:16,700 (FOREBODING MUSIC) 378 00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:23,703 ♪ ♪ 379 00:18:27,411 --> 00:18:29,211 MAN: I got second place. 380 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,146 Second place is no place! You're off the team! 381 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,420 That sucks. I did my best. 382 00:18:32,449 --> 00:18:34,449 - What did you say? - I said I did my best. 383 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,454 You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser! 384 00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:39,286 - No, you're the loser, man. - Oh, l'm the loser, huh? 385 00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:41,763 Yeah. 386 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,161 Now who's the loser? 387 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,333 You know, you're really sick, man. 388 00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,002 Hey. 389 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,330 - Hey, come on! - Hey, what are you doing? 390 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,636 Don't. 391 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,767 How does second place feel now, huh? 392 00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,333 Come on, he can't breathe. 393 00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:56,241 - Mind your business. - You're gonna kill him. 394 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:59,042 Sensei, please, you're hurting him. 395 00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:00,975 How does second place feel now, huh? 396 00:19:01,011 --> 00:19:02,041 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 397 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,849 (TIRES SCREECHING) 398 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,450 - (PANTING) - Oh, my God. 399 00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:07,551 Yasmine, I told you you shouldn't be on your phone. 400 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,653 What the... 401 00:19:08,685 --> 00:19:10,755 What are we gonna do, guys? What are we gonna do? 402 00:19:10,787 --> 00:19:11,827 We have to call the police. 403 00:19:11,855 --> 00:19:12,985 We can't. My parents will kill me. 404 00:19:13,023 --> 00:19:16,293 What the hell are you doing? What are you... 405 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:19,026 Open the door! Open the door! 406 00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:20,662 - (GIRLS SCREAMING) - Drive! 407 00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:22,067 (TIRES SCREECHING) 408 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,968 Hey, where do you think you're going? 409 00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,841 Where do you think you're going? 410 00:19:25,869 --> 00:19:27,269 Shit. 411 00:19:30,306 --> 00:19:32,546 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 412 00:19:32,575 --> 00:19:34,615 - Oh, come... - (AIRBAG HISSES) 413 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,150 Take care of her. She's a classic. 414 00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:42,322 Mm-hmm. 415 00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:44,892 - Hey, where do I pick it up? - It's on the card. 416 00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:47,891 (ENGINE TURNING OVER) 417 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:49,664 ♪ ♪ 418 00:19:49,692 --> 00:19:51,062 LaRusso. 419 00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:52,724 No, no, no. 420 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,832 Hey, hey! 421 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:59,673 Ah, come on. 422 00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:04,742 ♪ ♪ 423 00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:30,439 ♪ ♪ 424 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,077 How you doing, sir? 425 00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:41,849 - Would you be interested in... - No. 426 00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:49,318 ♪ ♪ 427 00:20:49,352 --> 00:20:50,652 Great. You're all set. 428 00:20:50,687 --> 00:20:52,187 Thanks so much. Have a great day. 429 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:53,692 Thank you. 430 00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:56,393 Hi, welcome to LaRusso. How can I help you? 431 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:59,426 Hi, I just need to pick up my car. 432 00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:03,237 L'm in a bit of a hurry. 433 00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:04,636 Oh, this came in last night? 434 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,167 It's gonna be at least a couple of weeks, 435 00:21:06,202 --> 00:21:07,742 but we'll call you with an estimate. 436 00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:09,601 No, no, no, my car was not supposed to come here. 437 00:21:09,639 --> 00:21:11,739 Okay? I want it towed to a different body shop. 438 00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:13,314 Why? 439 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:15,813 We have the number-one service team in the Valley. 440 00:21:15,846 --> 00:21:17,146 We beat all prices. 441 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,480 We kick the competition. 442 00:21:18,515 --> 00:21:19,785 Yeah, yeah, l've heard it a million times. 443 00:21:19,816 --> 00:21:22,616 I just prefer to do my business elsewhere. 444 00:21:24,187 --> 00:21:26,127 And here are the watering instructions. 445 00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:27,686 Thanks again for being returning customers. 446 00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:30,864 Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally. 447 00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,994 Let me go get him. 448 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,230 Can you hurry it up? I got to go. 449 00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:35,904 Hold on. 450 00:21:35,932 --> 00:21:38,572 Um, it says your car is in one of our intake lots. 451 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,041 L'll just figure out which one. 452 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,370 You know what? L'll come back tomorrow. 453 00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:42,735 But, sir, I... 454 00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:49,682 ♪ ♪ 455 00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:51,012 Johnny? 456 00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:55,187 ♪ ♪ 457 00:21:55,218 --> 00:21:57,488 Johnny Lawrence. 458 00:21:57,521 --> 00:21:59,961 I-I-I knew it was you. 459 00:21:59,989 --> 00:22:01,259 Holy... 460 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,291 - How the hell are you? - Hey, man. 461 00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:05,896 (CHUCKLES) Oh, my God, look at you. 462 00:22:05,929 --> 00:22:09,129 You still got those golden locks, eh? 463 00:22:09,165 --> 00:22:11,565 God, this is crazy. How you been? 464 00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,341 Great, man. Thanks. L've been great. 465 00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:15,910 That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush. Come here. 466 00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:17,508 Louie, get over here. I want you to meet somebody. 467 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:18,880 - I got to go. - No, no, no, no. 468 00:22:18,908 --> 00:22:20,308 This is Johnny Lawrence. 469 00:22:20,343 --> 00:22:22,683 He and I go way back, right, buddy? 470 00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:24,782 This guy was the toughest dude in my high school. 471 00:22:24,814 --> 00:22:27,684 When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I... 472 00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:30,057 We got into a little bit. (SIGHS) 473 00:22:30,086 --> 00:22:32,356 This guy really had it in for me. 474 00:22:32,388 --> 00:22:34,528 Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl. 475 00:22:34,558 --> 00:22:37,358 Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore, 476 00:22:37,393 --> 00:22:38,893 was she? 477 00:22:38,928 --> 00:22:40,868 I mean... 478 00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:43,167 Ah, all right, that's all water under the bridge. 479 00:22:43,199 --> 00:22:46,199 Wait. Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament? 480 00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:47,706 Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked. 481 00:22:47,737 --> 00:22:50,507 (STAMMERS) It was a really close match. 482 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:53,580 But if you want to get technical, I kicked his face. 483 00:22:53,609 --> 00:22:56,549 (LAUGHTER) l'm just busting your chops. 484 00:22:56,579 --> 00:22:58,079 It was an illegal kick. 485 00:22:58,114 --> 00:22:59,384 Oh, illegal, really? 486 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,916 Come on, what about that elbow to my knee? 487 00:23:00,951 --> 00:23:02,751 Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win. 488 00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:05,455 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys. 489 00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:07,058 All right, back to work. 490 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:09,230 - All right. Nice meeting you. - Get back to work. 491 00:23:09,259 --> 00:23:10,659 Enough reminiscing, right? 492 00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:13,393 So what brings you in? You looking for a new ride? 493 00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:16,030 He wants his car towed to a different body shop. 494 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:18,635 Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got the best prices in town. 495 00:23:18,668 --> 00:23:20,298 That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys... 496 00:23:20,336 --> 00:23:21,706 He's gonna try to screw you over. 497 00:23:21,738 --> 00:23:23,778 Sheila, let me see the estimate. 498 00:23:23,806 --> 00:23:26,776 Pontiac? 499 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:28,910 Firebird? 500 00:23:28,945 --> 00:23:31,545 Wow. Someone did a real number on this thing. 501 00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,081 Maybe it's time for an upgrade. 502 00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:34,215 Why don't we walk the lot? 503 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:35,590 I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-owned... 504 00:23:35,618 --> 00:23:37,618 I just want my car. 505 00:23:38,621 --> 00:23:40,261 All right. All right, all right. 506 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:41,520 You got it, all right? 507 00:23:41,557 --> 00:23:43,957 Let me see how low I can get this repair. 508 00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:45,424 Friends and family... 509 00:23:45,462 --> 00:23:47,532 My own personal code. 510 00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:52,537 You know what? It's on the house. 511 00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:54,139 No way, man. I don't need your charity. 512 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,610 No, no, you'd be doing me a favor. 513 00:23:55,639 --> 00:23:57,609 Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this. 514 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,740 They could use the practice. You could use the repairs. 515 00:23:59,776 --> 00:24:01,816 - This is win-win. - I said l'll handle it. 516 00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:03,545 All right. 517 00:24:04,848 --> 00:24:06,018 Okay, but it's... 518 00:24:06,049 --> 00:24:09,289 John, it's gonna cost more than the car's worth. 519 00:24:09,318 --> 00:24:11,718 (SOMBER MUSIC) 520 00:24:11,755 --> 00:24:13,625 Listen, don't worry about it, John. 521 00:24:13,656 --> 00:24:15,256 It's my pleasure, all right? 522 00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:16,461 - All right. - Okay? 523 00:24:16,493 --> 00:24:18,463 Just hang here a second. I got something for you. 524 00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:20,165 One minute. 525 00:24:20,196 --> 00:24:21,566 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 526 00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:24,038 - Hey, Dad. - Look who's here. 527 00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:27,206 ♪ ♪ 528 00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:28,636 Open the door! 529 00:24:28,671 --> 00:24:30,611 (GIGGLES) l'm good. 530 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,910 You got to be kidding me. 531 00:24:32,943 --> 00:24:34,883 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 532 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,110 Hey, Johnny, wait up. 533 00:24:38,148 --> 00:24:40,318 Johnny, wait up. 534 00:24:40,349 --> 00:24:42,489 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 535 00:24:45,221 --> 00:24:46,861 Every customer gets one. 536 00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:48,659 Come on. 537 00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:50,991 And, hey, look, I don't blame you 538 00:24:51,026 --> 00:24:53,196 for what happened back in the day, all right? 539 00:24:53,229 --> 00:24:54,329 I know that wasn't you. 540 00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:55,664 It was Cobra Kai. 541 00:24:55,698 --> 00:24:57,838 We're all better off without it, am I right? 542 00:24:57,867 --> 00:24:59,407 All right, take care of yourself, 543 00:24:59,435 --> 00:25:01,335 and l'll call you when the car's ready, okay? 544 00:25:01,370 --> 00:25:03,040 This is crazy. You look... you look... 545 00:25:03,072 --> 00:25:04,772 It's good to see you, man. 546 00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:20,023 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 547 00:25:20,056 --> 00:25:23,026 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 548 00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:28,869 ♪ ♪ 549 00:25:28,898 --> 00:25:32,268 (TRASH CAN LID RATTLES OPEN) 550 00:25:32,302 --> 00:25:34,702 Are you sure you're ready? 551 00:25:34,737 --> 00:25:37,037 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back. 552 00:25:37,073 --> 00:25:38,873 You're gonna be my karate teacher? 553 00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:40,148 No. 554 00:25:42,112 --> 00:25:43,542 L'm gonna be your sensei. 555 00:25:43,579 --> 00:25:47,579 ♪ ♪ 556 00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:49,587 l'm gonna teach you the style of karate 557 00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:51,789 that was taught to me: 558 00:25:51,821 --> 00:25:53,021 a method of fighting 559 00:25:53,055 --> 00:25:55,355 your pussy generation desperately needs. 560 00:25:55,391 --> 00:25:56,991 Good luck. It's all yours. 561 00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:58,396 All right. 562 00:25:58,427 --> 00:26:02,737 ♪ ♪ 563 00:26:02,765 --> 00:26:05,735 l'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears. 564 00:26:05,768 --> 00:26:09,138 L'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you. 565 00:26:09,172 --> 00:26:13,412 And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared. 566 00:26:13,442 --> 00:26:18,712 ♪ ♪ 567 00:26:20,149 --> 00:26:22,119 You'll build strength. 568 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,121 ♪ ♪ 569 00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:26,124 You'll learn discipline. 570 00:26:26,155 --> 00:26:27,925 ♪ ♪ 571 00:26:27,957 --> 00:26:30,127 And when the time is right... 572 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:32,129 ♪ ♪ 573 00:26:32,161 --> 00:26:34,131 You'll strike back. 574 00:26:34,163 --> 00:26:37,333 ♪ ♪ 575 00:26:42,972 --> 00:26:44,242 Remember that guy from my high school? 576 00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,843 The blond pretty boy that you beat in that tournament. 577 00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:49,516 I never remember calling him "pretty." 578 00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:51,485 Cobra Kai isn't just about karate. 579 00:26:51,514 --> 00:26:52,714 It's about a way of life. 580 00:26:52,748 --> 00:26:54,488 What does any of this have to do with karate? 581 00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:55,987 Do not question my methods. 582 00:26:56,018 --> 00:26:57,258 Anyone I have to worry about? 583 00:26:57,287 --> 00:26:58,287 There's this one guy. 584 00:27:00,056 --> 00:27:02,096 How about we invite him over for dinner on Friday? 585 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,895 So tell me about that shiner you got there. 586 00:27:03,927 --> 00:27:04,757 Oh, this? 587 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:06,464 I know high school kids can be rough. 588 00:27:06,496 --> 00:27:07,866 (CHUCKLES) Oh, it wasn't a kid. 589 00:27:09,632 --> 00:27:11,372 Some things never change. 590 00:27:12,902 --> 00:27:14,232 You've seen Johnny's story, 591 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,570 now click below for another free episode of Cobra Kai 592 00:27:16,606 --> 00:27:18,706 to see Daniel LaRusso's side of the story. 41516

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