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You can get up now, Mr. Worsley.
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Yeah, okay, thanks.
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Nah, actually I don't
think I can, sorry.
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Fuck me.
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Cheers.
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Just get...
And my legs, thank you.
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- There you go.
- Fuck.
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- Sorry, but...
- It's fine.
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I'm suddenly 96.
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Thank you.
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Can't sleep? No.
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What if my scenario
is the worst-case scenario?
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It won't be.
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Well, it might be, mightn't it?
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Fused vertebrae... can't walk.
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Hip replacement.
Maybe both hips.
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New knees.
I don't want new knees.
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You'd be like Robocop.
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Or the fucking Tin Man
when he hasn't been oiled.
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Hey, I've been Googling
your condition.
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Well done. Show me.
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No, don't show me.
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No, don't.
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Come on, it's okay.
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Just need to stretch.
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There's no fucking cure,
I know that much.
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Just varying degrees
of fuckness,
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from "pretty fucked" to...
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"totally fucked."
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That's medical jargon.
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You've got physiotherapy
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and your painkillers.
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Oh, man. I love my painkillers.
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This doesn't have to be as bad
as you've decided it's going to be.
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Lie down.
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Okay.
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Just give me half an hour.
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I'm like a fucking silverback.
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Okay?
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I've been finding sleep
pretty impossible, too.
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Right.
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Useless dickhead patch.
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Why don't you work?
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Why is everyt hing in fucking German?
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- Mum?
- Ava, can you come back in one minute, please?
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Sorry, are you pissing
on your estrogen patch?
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Oh, Christ. Everyone's here.
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Why don't we get Carl in
from next door?
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- Hi.
- Is Dad okay?
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I found this letter on the table
about a hospital appointment.
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That's not your letter
to read, Ava.
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You shouldn't be snooping.
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- Should we be worried?
- No, no.
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Your dad is gonna be fine,
I promise, okay?
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Okay, come here. Come on.
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And you, missy. Come on.
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Going to make Dad a "get well
soon" card on one of those photo sites.
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I think he'll like that.
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Ava.
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I know I've changed.
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- You haven't.
- I have.
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They even call it "the change."
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I felt crazy when I was
on my proper meds,
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and I feel crazier without them.
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I am a crazy woman.
And I'm a danger to society.
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Sorry, Mum. Must be horrible.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it is.
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- Mm.
- Can I go to my...
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Yes, of course you can, sure.
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It's good to chat.
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Hi.
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Yeah.
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You must be very proud of Ava.
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Yeah. We re...
We really are, aren't we?
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We really are. She's definitely
one of our favorite children.
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You coming, Jay?
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We've seen Bella's teacher.
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No, it's okay.
I'll walk back in a bit.
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I'm keeping Luke company.
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Okay.
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It's nice to hang out.
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We haven't just hung out,
the two of us, in weeks.
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Yeah, like weeks and weeks.
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Ruby's just leaving
her drama group.
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Right.
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My dad's, um, not very well.
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Oh.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah. Thanks.
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- It's a condition called...
- Ruby is the best actress...
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Sorry, actor...
In her drama group.
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She always gets the lead roles,
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but she often likes
to take the smaller roles
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so she can show her range.
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Amazing.
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Do you want to come
back to mine tomorrow
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after school for tea?
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I'm taking Ruby out to dinner.
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To dinner?
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We're 13, Jacob,
where do you go for dinner?
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Actually, there's
a sweet little tapas place
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on Church Street...
Ruby loves it.
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The star of the show for us
are the Padrón peppers.
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We are obsessed.
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Fewer than 10% of applicants
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get into St. Margaret's
each year,
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but I'm pretty certain Ava
will be among that percentage.
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They'd be lucky to have her.
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- That's so brilliant.
- Yeah.
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Well, she really is
the perfect student,
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and not just focused
and dedicated,
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but she always helps her peers
when they need it.
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That's... That's Ava.
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I'm sorry.
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- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm sorry.
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Yeah. Please carry on.
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You just seem like you're
in quite a lot of pain.
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No, I've been...
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I've been diagnosed
with ankylosing spondylitis.
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Oh, gosh. I'm... I'm so sorry.
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And I've got early menopause,
not that it's a competition.
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But...
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My mum is going through
the menopause as well,
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and it's awful. She's a mess.
Mm!
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- And no one talks about it.
- Well... I mean,
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not a lot of people talk about
ankylosing spondylitis, either, to be fair.
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That's mainly
'cause it's so hard to say.
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Ah, holy hell.
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So Ms. West is your biggest fan.
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I'd hate to have to
go to a new school
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without all my friends.
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- Friend.
- Hmm. Thanks.
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- Ava.
- Thanks.
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Sorry. I'm sorry, Luke.
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You'll make loads of new friends
at St. Margaret's, Ava.
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Yeah, and you could still be
friends with your old friends.
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- It's not like we're gonna murder them.
- Mm.
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After school, weekends...
You'll probably see more of them
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than if you're
at the same school.
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True.
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- Ow, fucking hell.
- I thought your back wasn't that bad.
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No, it isn't. It's just seized up,
I think, in those plastic chairs.
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Oh, can I get off
on this corner?
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- Why?
- I need to talk to Suze... Su... Susie.
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Vicar Susie.
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Sure, no worries.
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Do you want me
to pick you up in a bit?
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It's five minutes away.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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- Oh. Hello, there.
- You got a minute?
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Maybe 30 seconds. Talk fast.
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I just feel like
being here for a bit.
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You need any
volunteers this week?
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Um... I don't think so.
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Thank you, though.
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But, um, you'll be
at youth group on Friday?
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Yes, definitely.
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Honestly, Ava,
I can finish up here.
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- I don't mind.
- No, no, really.
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Go home and relax.
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I remember how
exhausting school was.
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Wasn't that long ago.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'll leave you alone.
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Oh, God.
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Hi, my name's Ally Grant.
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Oh... yeah, yeah.
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Me again.
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Um, look,
I'm... I'm just wondering,
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I know that you said
that you would text me
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if you got any more
estrogen gel in,
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but just on the off...
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Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah.
Right, got it.
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It's just, sorry, it's just
that without it I'm in a lot...
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A lot of distress
and discomfort.
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And my heart is going...
Is going crazy.
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And my anxiety is off the scale.
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And I... I've got headaches
and joint aches and...
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Yes, yeah, yeah, no.
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Yep, tried the patches.
They don't work.
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They're not for me.
So please, please.
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If you could just call me,
whatever the hour.
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8:30 to 5, understood.
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Right.
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Thank you, I really
appreciate your time.
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Bye.
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Cunts.
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- Who are cunts?
- Everyone.
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Every cunt.
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Fair enough.
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Ooh.
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- Let me help you.
- Please.
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- I'm sorry.
- Ow, ow, ow, okay...
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Oh, good. My wife
is now my carer.
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Do you need the toilet?
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Don't joke.
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We might be weeks
away from that.
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Have you been exercising at all?
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I don't really know
what I'm supposed to do
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till I get the results
back from the scan, you know.
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Don't wanna... move it in
the wrong way and make it worse.
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Oh.
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It's Darren.
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"Are you free for dinner?
Big, big news.
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The Wilton Bankside, 7:30."
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"Big news" sounds exciting.
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Do you think he's
sussed out a way
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to keep the London
office afloat?
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Well, if he has,
he's done it by accident.
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True.
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- You all right, Dad?
- Yeah, tip-top, mate.
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I'm worried about you.
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Well, don't.
'Cause I'm not... at all.
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Don't stress about it.
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Have you met me?
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It'll get sorted, mate.
I promise you.
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Okay.
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Why do I only have one friend, Dad?
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Is it because I'm stupid?
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I mean, Ava, she's
good at everything.
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She's going to get into
Oxford... and Heaven.
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And she's got like
three million friends.
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One friend is all you need,
and don't call my son stupid.
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Jacob's in love with Ruby.
In love!
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I put everything into that
friendship and now it's gone.
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It's not gone, Luke.
It's just changed.
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I have no one to hang out with. I
could tell they really don't want me there
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tagging along, but Jacob's
too nice to say anything.
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Well, maybe you need
some new friends, Luke.
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Do you know what I mean?
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There are loads of people
out there your age,
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and many of them aren't
as batshit weird as Jacob.
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I don't want to lose Jacob.
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I like that he's weird.
And I like Ruby.
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So invite them round
then as a couple
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and accept them as a couple.
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- You make it work, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Ohh.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah, that can wait.
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Ooh...
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Hello. Ah, you look very, um...
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Just gonna warn you
that I get drenched in sweat
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every 45 minutes,
and it's gross as all fuck.
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Copy that.
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- I've or dered Porn Star martinis.
- Mm?
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I don't use pornography myself,
it's degrading,
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but Rom-Com martinis
sadly aren't a thing.
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- Hmm.
- Here we are.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Mmm. Ooh, sandpaper dry.
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It's perfect.
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Mmm...
257
00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:33,266
Well, Darren?
258
00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,570
Come on. What is the big news?
259
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,603
Come on, tell me.
260
00:11:37,603 --> 00:11:38,476
Okay.
261
00:11:38,509 --> 00:11:40,980
- Come on! What? What?
- Well...
262
00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:43,453
Come on, just say it.
263
00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:48,229
So the London office is liable
under UK and EU tax laws,
264
00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:51,435
um, for all of
the Berlin office debts.
265
00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,973
We don't have any money
to pay the staff or our rent.
266
00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,818
Wait. Sorry?
267
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,355
That's your big news?
268
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,724
Yes.
269
00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:07,300
Sorry, I wanted to sweeten the pill w ith
a nice dinner, and you look really angry.
270
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:10,540
I'm wearing fucking silk,
Darren. Fuck you.
271
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:11,976
And it does look terrific.
272
00:12:14,014 --> 00:12:16,552
- No. No. No.
- No?
273
00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:17,988
I refuse to believe
that we are ruined.
274
00:12:18,022 --> 00:12:19,925
I absolutely fucking refuse.
275
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,562
I am gonna fix this,
okay? Watch me.
276
00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:24,601
- This will be fixed.
- Great.
277
00:12:24,635 --> 00:12:26,539
You might need to
fire a few people.
278
00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:29,411
I'm not very good at firing
people. I want people to like me.
279
00:12:29,445 --> 00:12:32,017
Well, then you need
to try a lot fucking harder.
280
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,286
Touché.
281
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,993
Oh, fuck.
282
00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,467
See, look at them all, mate.
283
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,804
A world of possibilities.
284
00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:44,975
Should I make friends
of those lads?
285
00:12:45,009 --> 00:12:46,645
- Yeah, if you want, I'll ask them. Boys...
- No, I was joking.
286
00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,814
- Joking, I was joking.
- Boys.
287
00:12:47,848 --> 00:12:50,487
Don't actually ask them.
288
00:12:52,491 --> 00:12:53,559
What about this lot?
289
00:12:53,593 --> 00:12:54,928
They look harmless.
290
00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:56,565
They're the Warhammer kids.
291
00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,970
They look like
child accountants.
292
00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:02,944
They've started a band
called The Nomads of Chaos.
293
00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:04,047
They actually auditioned
for a bass player,
294
00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:05,850
but no one showed up.
295
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:07,554
Why don't you have a go?
296
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,360
No way. I can't be in a band.
297
00:13:10,393 --> 00:13:13,366
- I can't even eat a baguette in front of other people.
- That's the point, mate.
298
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,868
Your hands would be
occupied, right?
299
00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:16,939
You get to stand
at the back with the drummer,
300
00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:19,378
The back line.
Fuckin' effortlessly cool.
301
00:13:19,411 --> 00:13:21,482
- I can't play the bass.
- So YouTube it.
302
00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:22,984
There's loads of stuff
on there for beginners.
303
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,924
Like with actual
proper teachers.
304
00:13:25,957 --> 00:13:27,527
Mm, I'm not sure.
305
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,431
No, because no one's
sure about anything
306
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:31,402
except fucking morons.
307
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,339
Listen, mate.
308
00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:34,908
If I can turn up
for my appointment,
309
00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:36,612
absolutely shitting it,
310
00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:40,420
then you can go and speak
to the anarchy gang.
311
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,557
- The Nomads Of Chaos.
- Exactly.
312
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:48,002
Right, come on. In you go.
We'll see you later.
313
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,840
- I'll be thinking about you.
- I know you will. Thank you.
314
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,570
Okay, so... how are you?
315
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,374
Well, uh, you tell me.
316
00:14:07,407 --> 00:14:09,845
Well, it does look like we found
this at a very early stage,
317
00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:13,019
which means it's
definitely manageable.
318
00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:16,892
Ahh.
319
00:14:16,926 --> 00:14:19,364
Oh, thank Christ for that.
Thank you so much.
320
00:14:19,398 --> 00:14:21,569
Oh, man, that is
such a weight off.
321
00:14:21,602 --> 00:14:23,139
Can I shake your hand? Fuck it.
322
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,841
- I'm gonna shake your hand.
- Okay.
323
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:27,080
So, I'm going to write
you a prescription
324
00:14:27,113 --> 00:14:28,616
for some anti-inflammatories.
325
00:14:32,023 --> 00:14:33,492
Ooh.
326
00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:34,795
Hi, how was it?
327
00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:36,532
Well, whew, um...
328
00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:39,137
it sounds like it's manageable
329
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,473
as long as I'm careful.
330
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,644
Fantastic. What does that mean?
331
00:14:42,677 --> 00:14:45,116
Uh, well, I have to go
to the gym regularly
332
00:14:45,149 --> 00:14:46,619
and give up smoking.
333
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,191
Okay. Can you stop smoking?
334
00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:51,662
- Yeah, of course I can.
- Yeah, no. Yeah, yeah... yeah.
335
00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,633
It's just that your
history of quitting is...
336
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,136
No, but this is different,
isn't it?
337
00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:56,472
It's medical.
338
00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:57,807
Okay, well, great.
339
00:14:57,841 --> 00:14:58,943
Can you go to the gym?
340
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:00,446
Yeah, of course I can.
341
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,450
Hon, none of this is a problem.
342
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,021
I've just had my
It's a Wonderful Life moment,
343
00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:05,723
and I'm bang up for all of it.
344
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:07,757
How are you?
345
00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:08,896
Mm... usual.
346
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:12,037
- W ell, sorry to hear that.
- Thanks.
347
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,541
Okay, listen,
I'll see you later, okay?
348
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,019
Ahh.
349
00:15:25,063 --> 00:15:26,565
So...
350
00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:30,506
Okay. Let's have you
lying down on the mat, Paul.
351
00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:38,089
So, what I'm gonna ask
you to do first, Paul,
352
00:15:38,122 --> 00:15:40,927
is if you could raise
your right knee.
353
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,599
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Great.
- What, just...
354
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,570
And then if you could
rest your left foot
355
00:15:45,603 --> 00:15:47,474
on top of that knee.
356
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,048
Great.
357
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,917
It's gonna be a bit
uncomfortable to begin with.
358
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,256
- Yeah.
- Now if you could drop your weight
359
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,160
- to your right-hand side...
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:15:57,193 --> 00:15:59,131
- ...and look to your left.
- Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:59,164 --> 00:16:00,867
And go very slowly,
and try and keep your back
362
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,170
as straight as possible.
363
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:04,875
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, slower than that, Paul, hm?
364
00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:06,945
- Really? Mm.
- Yeah, yeah.
365
00:16:06,979 --> 00:16:08,816
- Really slowly.
- Well, yeah.
366
00:16:08,849 --> 00:16:10,653
Thought I was, but... Yeah.
367
00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:13,793
Slower than that, Paul. Slowly.
368
00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:15,596
- Really slowly.
- I mean, that's about my limit.
369
00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,630
- That's it? All right.
- Yeah.
370
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:18,803
- Let's swap legs.
- Okay.
371
00:16:18,836 --> 00:16:21,542
And do the same thing. Drop your
weight to your left-hand side,
372
00:16:21,575 --> 00:16:22,577
look to your right.
373
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:23,779
But again, very slowly.
374
00:16:23,813 --> 00:16:24,881
I will, yeah.
375
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,257
- Slower.
- I mean... you...
376
00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:33,799
Yeah, slowly.
377
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,505
Slowly.
378
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,275
That's great.
379
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,680
- How's that feeling, Paul?
- Okay, thanks.
380
00:16:40,713 --> 00:16:42,884
Right, let's do another
five on each side.
381
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,621
- Mm-hmm.
- And then...
382
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,993
do you think you'll
be able to manage these?
383
00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:52,103
- Oh. Rea... yeah.
- Yeah?
384
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,506
- Yeah, I do.
- Great.
385
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,370
Did you hear that show
last night about Stevie Nicks?
386
00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:01,074
Oh, my God, no. What channel?
387
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:04,080
- 6 Music.
- Let me make a note.
388
00:17:04,114 --> 00:17:07,018
- Oh. Are you still reading Trainspotting, Jacob?
- Uh, no, actually.
389
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:09,022
- I just finished The Handmaid's Tale.
- Ah.
390
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:12,028
Ruby is playing Aunt Lydia
in her theater group.
391
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:13,932
Meet my agent. Yeah.
392
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,703
Hey, folks. Hello, Mr. Worsley.
393
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,173
- Hiya, Dad.
- Oh, hi Paul.
394
00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:20,679
Should we go?
395
00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,250
I think we're going
to bounce, Luke.
396
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:23,752
Okay, no worries.
397
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:26,258
- Hey, are you okay?
- Are you okay?
398
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:27,860
- No.
- No.
399
00:17:27,894 --> 00:17:29,664
Merci.
400
00:17:29,697 --> 00:17:30,933
See you later. Cheers, folks.
401
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,372
- Bye.
- Home safe, please.
402
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,780
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Mm.
403
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,119
How was the gym?
404
00:17:40,152 --> 00:17:42,190
Ooh, God. I'm never going back.
405
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:45,062
I've never felt so ashamed
and emasculated in my life.
406
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:47,266
- But you need to exercise...
- No, I know, but I'll do it here, Luke.
407
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,103
I can't go back
to the gym again.
408
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,341
And that's enough about my back.
I think, mate,
409
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,814
I have got you a really
good bass online.
410
00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:56,751
It's coming in a few days,
and an amp.
411
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,222
- Dad...
- No, no. Seriously, mate.
412
00:17:58,255 --> 00:17:59,824
I'm telling you,
The Nomads of Chaos.
413
00:17:59,858 --> 00:18:01,761
It's where it's at.
414
00:18:01,795 --> 00:18:04,400
See, I even remembered the name.
It shows it's catchy.
415
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,870
I don't think people
say "catchy" anymore.
416
00:18:05,903 --> 00:18:07,106
Yeah, I know.
417
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,642
I was being deliberately
old-fashioned.
418
00:18:10,746 --> 00:18:12,750
I wasn't, obviously.
419
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:43,846
You all right, Avs?
420
00:18:43,879 --> 00:18:47,153
Mum, have you asked
Suzie to see less of me?
421
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:48,956
No. Why?
422
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:51,461
Promise?
423
00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,365
I-I haven't. Why?
424
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,771
She's been different with me.
425
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,811
- Not rude, but just different.
- Oh.
426
00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:02,750
And if you have told her
to ignore me, then...
427
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,087
Well, then that would
be dreadful.
428
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,124
But I swear, I... I haven't.
429
00:19:08,929 --> 00:19:11,201
- Hello, my girls.
- Hi.
430
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,071
- Hey.
- I've got homework.
431
00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:14,340
Okay. Hi, darling.
432
00:19:14,374 --> 00:19:15,776
Hey.
433
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,788
- You all right?
- Yeah.
434
00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:24,227
Ohh. No, actually. No, no.
435
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,963
No, I'm not.
436
00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:28,201
This gonna be a menopause chat?
437
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,372
Are you fucking joking me?
438
00:19:30,406 --> 00:19:32,076
No one gives a fuck!
439
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:34,380
Ava's teacher was more
sympathetic than you lot.
440
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,184
Ally, I'm... I'm sorry.
441
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,188
I do feel that I've tried
to talk to you about this.
442
00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:40,159
Oh, do you really? Do you?
443
00:19:41,995 --> 00:19:43,465
Okay, may... maybe not.
444
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:44,534
Maybe not.
445
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,240
No, wh-when my mum... had it,
446
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,210
she... she didn't
discuss it, right?
447
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:51,915
She just got angry for a while
and ate lots of KitKats.
448
00:19:51,948 --> 00:19:53,952
Well, women talk about
this shit now, I'm afraid.
449
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,021
Ohh.
450
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,996
I didn't think I was
an anxious person, you know?
451
00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:00,499
But now I am. I'm...
452
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,837
I'm permanently terrified.
453
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,809
And I'm exhausted.
I'm on my way to osteoporosis.
454
00:20:05,843 --> 00:20:07,813
You're not the only one
with knackered joints.
455
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:10,085
I am so sorry, mate. It's just
been one shitshow after...
456
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,423
Could you not call me "mate,"
please? I don't like being called "mate."
457
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:15,896
- I'm your wife, not the fucking plumber.
- All right, I...
458
00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:18,034
I think I've been calling you
that for years, haven't I?
459
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,570
Well, you can stop now
'cause I don't like it anymore.
460
00:20:19,604 --> 00:20:20,773
Okay.
461
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:24,012
Shit.
462
00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:26,885
This was gonna be happening
in ten years' time, Paul.
463
00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:29,490
I'm still in my forties,
for fuck's sake,
464
00:20:29,524 --> 00:20:32,163
and Darren bankrupted
the business,
465
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:35,369
and I'm worried about
Luke and Ava now.
466
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,108
But it's like, it's...
It's a different kind of worry.
467
00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:41,181
Like I might... die from worry.
468
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:43,318
And then you not living here
and then living here again.
469
00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:45,155
- I mean that has not helped anything.
- No, no.
470
00:20:45,189 --> 00:20:47,059
And basically, I...
I hate myself,
471
00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:49,530
- and I think that Ava hates me, too.
- Oh, Christ.
472
00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:51,334
Ava does not hate you,
she's not capable.
473
00:20:51,368 --> 00:20:53,338
Can you not immediately
defend her, Paul?
474
00:20:53,372 --> 00:20:55,576
Everyone is capable
of everything sometimes
475
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,348
and nothing at other times
or even the same time.
476
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,189
- No, right, yes.
- Yes.
477
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:04,060
And just to be heard
in this house,
478
00:21:04,093 --> 00:21:07,833
I do not want to have to do
a menopause monologue, okay?
479
00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:11,875
- Okay.
- Because the kids don't ha ve to give a shit, but you do.
480
00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:13,010
Absolutely, I know.
481
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,159
- "Menalogue."
- I really wanted to say that.
482
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,568
Hey. What are you wearing?
483
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,601
Gym clothes.
484
00:21:43,601 --> 00:21:44,907
Oh-ho, no mate, no.
485
00:21:44,941 --> 00:21:46,945
- No, that is not happening.
- It is happening.
486
00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:48,949
I'm coming with you.
Covering fire.
487
00:21:48,982 --> 00:21:51,588
"Covering fire."
488
00:21:51,621 --> 00:21:52,990
Okay, fuck it.
489
00:21:53,023 --> 00:21:55,023
Give us a hand.
490
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:55,462
Thanks, mate. Cheers.
491
00:21:55,496 --> 00:21:57,199
Yeah...
492
00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:14,600
Nice and slow, Paul.
493
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:18,375
There you go. Nice and slow.
494
00:22:31,134 --> 00:22:33,238
Christ, this spinach smoothie.
495
00:22:33,271 --> 00:22:34,941
Sheesh.
496
00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,344
Who actually enjoys that stuff,
497
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:38,381
apart from vegans
and fucking Popeye?
498
00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:41,521
I've said I'll
audition for the band.
499
00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:45,262
- That's great.
- I 'm going to, uh, wear the jacket you bought me.
500
00:22:45,295 --> 00:22:46,498
- Well, the Harrington?
- Yeah.
501
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,101
- Hey.
- So they think I'm cool.
502
00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:49,270
Well, you are cool, mate.
503
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,639
As if.
504
00:22:50,672 --> 00:22:52,443
Listen, what you think
is cool at 13,
505
00:22:52,476 --> 00:22:54,147
really isn't that cool.
506
00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:55,582
Promise you.
507
00:22:55,616 --> 00:22:57,653
Hey, this could be
your thing, Lukey.
508
00:22:57,686 --> 00:22:59,390
The thing you've
been waiting for.
509
00:22:59,423 --> 00:23:01,728
- Or I could be terrible.
- True.
510
00:23:01,761 --> 00:23:03,431
It'd be good to
find out, though.
511
00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:10,279
Do you know, you look
like a man at the gym.
512
00:23:10,312 --> 00:23:11,448
What do you mean?
513
00:23:11,481 --> 00:23:12,983
Well...
514
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,520
When I was doing
my gentle lunges,
515
00:23:14,554 --> 00:23:18,128
I look over at you
and you were like a grown man.
516
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,033
Didn't mind it,
actually, the gym.
517
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,138
- Mm.
- I mean, I'm going to need to get ripped
518
00:23:23,171 --> 00:23:24,674
now that I'm gonna be in a band.
519
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,511
Well, quite, yeah.
520
00:23:35,529 --> 00:23:36,598
You can take it.
521
00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:38,735
Nah, it's all right.
522
00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:57,439
Ava.
523
00:24:09,163 --> 00:24:10,599
I mean, I-I mean,
just look at it, right?
524
00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:13,772
You've got Bruce Foxton,
you got Bootsy Collins,
525
00:24:13,805 --> 00:24:16,244
you got McCartney,
for Christ's sake.
526
00:24:16,277 --> 00:24:17,713
Need I say more?
527
00:24:17,746 --> 00:24:20,452
Oh, man,
it's the best instrument.
528
00:24:20,485 --> 00:24:22,456
Then, in about five years,
we're gonna have,
529
00:24:22,489 --> 00:24:26,364
"And on bass,
Luke Worsley! Yaaah!"
530
00:24:32,109 --> 00:24:33,144
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