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Previously on United States of Al...
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From now on, you will
remember me as the man
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who dated two women at the same time.
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Maybe we're making
too big a deal of this.
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I mean, if Freddy did find
a man's sock in the bed,
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would he really be suspicious?
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He sleeps naked.
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- Didn't want to know.
- Didn't want to say.
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He asked me to marry him.
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You said no, right?
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Vanessa is making a mistake.
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- You are a better man than Freddy.
- Thanks.
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I mean, he's taller
but only a little bit.
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Barely worth mentioning.
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Why does she even want to marry him?
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She thinks he's safe
and I'm still a mess.
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No, you're not.
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A year ago when I got here, definitely.
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But now not so much.
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I have been really on good
behavior for a long time.
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Eh, except for your dirty motel affair.
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It was $49. It was a nice place.
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She's just, like, afraid
to admit she loves me.
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Who knows what goes
on in a woman's mind?
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I don't even think women do.
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Maybe I should just talk to Freddy.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You're on such a good
streak of not being stupid.
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- But I'm his friend.
- Except you're not.
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- We've gotten a lot closer.
- What's his last name?
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We're on a first-name basis.
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Do not talk to him.
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I'd want to know if the
woman I was about to marry
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was sleeping with another guy.
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But you wouldn't want
to hear it from that guy.
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You're right. I'll drop it.
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But don't you think I owe it
to Freddy to say something?
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Yes. You say, "Congratulations."
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I think telling Freddy
is the right thing to do.
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Who cares what you think?
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I'm just saying, if I
was about to get married,
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I'd want to know.
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But he's not you.
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And you're not me!
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But don't you think I
have a moral obligation
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to tell this guy?
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- Well, Ricky...
- Riley.
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- You still buying?
- Yeah.
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I say follow your heart.
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Come...
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Thank you!
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Can I get you a cup of java?
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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So, what's going on?
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I heard you popped the question.
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Sure did, amigo.
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Couldn't be happier.
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Yeah, about that.
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Listen, you and I are friends.
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You said it.
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And you can't have friendship
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without honesty.
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So true.
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Which is why I got to...
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You and Vanessa shouldn't get married.
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Why would you say that?
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Just trust me on this, man.
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You want to walk away.
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Why?
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'Cause you've been sleeping with her?
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People underestimate me.
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I encourage it.
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You knew?
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Yep.
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If I recall, you like it black, right?
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Did Vanessa tell you?
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Didn't have to.
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You're not great at
covering your tracks.
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And you still want to marry her?
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Well, I figured the two of you had
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some unfinished
business to work through.
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Now she can move on.
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I suggest you do the same.
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Look, man, you don't know
her the way I do. All right?
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She's scared of her feelings
for me, but they're real.
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Riley, don't take this the
wrong way, but you're a joke.
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So why don't you leave while
you still have your teeth.
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You really want to fight a Marine?
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You really want to
fight a hockey player?
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How 'bout that parking spot I got?
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Yeah, I feel okay, Dad.
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Thanks for asking.
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It's been a long time
since you lost a fight.
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He pulled my shirt over my head.
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Then there were all these fists coming.
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At one point, I thought I was
fighting more than one guy.
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Pretty busy in here.
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If you want, I can straighten
out your beak with these boys.
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I'll stick with the doctor.
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What's funny?
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You picked a fight with a hockey player.
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That's all those guys do.
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I was an idiot for thinking
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me and Vanessa could get back together.
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Ah, you're just a guy
fighting for his family.
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Vanessa and Freddy will
probably have a baby,
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and I'm gonna have to see them
all the time 'cause of Hazel.
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Thanksgiving and
Christmas are gonna suck.
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Birthdays, soccer games... More sucking.
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I'll be the guy that
sits in the driveway,
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honking his horn till his kid comes out.
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That's it! That's my life!
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Well, maybe you can get
that Holly girl back.
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I've already been punched
in the face once today.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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So next semester, I've been
asked to teach psychology.
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You're a freshman.
You've taken one class.
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Technically, I'll be
the teacher's assistant,
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in charge of unlocking the
classroom, the AV equipment.
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Nothing much happens without me.
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Oh, no.
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- Oh, who's that?
- A woman.
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Well, I can see. Do you know her?
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Do we really know anyone?
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Don't be ridiculous. Invite her over.
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Too late.
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Cindy, uh... this is such a coincidence.
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Oh, no, it's not. I followed you.
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Hi. I'm Cindy.
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You followed him?
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Well, it wasn't hard.
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I put a GPS tracker in his pocket.
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How do you two know each other?
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Cindy is a friend of
Riley's ex-girlfriend.
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Al and I are lovers.
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Okay.
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And why are you here now?
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Oh, is this weird?
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Oh, I was afraid it was gonna be weird.
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I was just so curious about you.
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You're very pretty.
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All right.
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Cindy, it's, uh, nice to see you.
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Here's your GPS tracker.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Good luck finding the other one.
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I'm also taking an advanced
mathematics class next semester.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, Cindy? She means no harm.
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She's stalking you.
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She's just passionate.
It's not a problem.
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Uh, you're not gonna
keep seeing her, are you?
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Mm. Are you jealous?
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I thought you wanted
us to see other people.
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Not if they're nuts.
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She's fine.
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Nothing to worry about.
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I hope so.
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Let's just have a nice meal.
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You locked your car, right?
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Ugh, I just had the worst day.
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Wanna bet?
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Oh, my God!
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What happened?
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Freddy.
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I told you not to go talk to him.
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Everybody told me.
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Did you not fight back?
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He had all these crazy hockey tricks.
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I thought Canadians
were supposed to be nice.
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Well, now that you're
no longer handsome,
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think about all the carbs you can eat.
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Oh!
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Ow!
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I got to do something about this.
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- Where are you going?
- Talk to Vanessa.
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- Riley.
- She needs to know she's about
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to marry a violent psychopath.
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Did he take the first swing?
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No, I did. He took all the rest of them.
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Check out what your fianc� did.
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I heard. Does it hurt?
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It does not feel great.
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Why did you go over there?
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Because you should be marrying me.
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No, I shouldn't, and
this is exactly why.
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Everywhere you go, this happens.
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It's not like I punched
myself in the face.
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No, but you got the sweetest
man in the world to punch you.
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That says more about you than him.
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Next time you decide to cheat
on him, call somebody else.
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Maybe someone who knows
tae kwon do or something.
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Did she cut your hair?
It looks ridiculous.
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I didn't.
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I was just trying to hurt her feelings.
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It looks fine.
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Did you know Riley is up
on the roof drinking beer?
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Yep.
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- And that doesn't trouble you?
- Nope.
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That's troubling.
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Trust me, it's the safest place for him.
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Hmm. I would have thought on the ground.
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Eh, his heart is broken.
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He needs some space.
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And this way, we can keep an eye on him.
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And keep tabs on how much he's drinking.
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Hey! Don't let me catch you
peeing in the rain gutter!
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I'll get it.
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Hi, honey.
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Cindy.
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I felt bad about lunch today.
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Your pretty little friend
seemed really upset.
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Ariana broke up with me.
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Oh, no.
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Well, nothing heals a broken
heart like banana muffins.
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Uh, Cindy, you remember
Mr. Art and Lois.
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And this is Lizzie.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, likewise.
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How do you know Al?
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I live here.
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Oh, really?
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Al's never mentioned you.
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- Of course I have.
- You haven't.
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Here, Lizzie, have a muffin.
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You're very pretty.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's with the helmet?
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Grampy said if I come up
here, I have to wear it.
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He's right. Safety first.
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You look awful.
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You should see the other guy.
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I did. He looks fine.
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Did you know they're getting married?
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I did know that.
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How you feeling about it?
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Whatever.
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Is that why you and
Freddy got in a fight?
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Hey, he has done nothing wrong.
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All right?
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He's a good guy, and I know
he cares about you a lot.
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So? I'm not gonna live there anymore.
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Well, that's not up to you.
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They're probably gonna have a baby.
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It's not so bad.
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You'll be the cool big sister.
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Huh? You'll teach the
kid how to skateboard,
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shoot a basketball, buy homework.
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No, I'd just be the
babysitter they don't pay for.
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Well, you're not gonna put up
with that. You got to get paid.
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Thank you.
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And if they do have a kid,
they are gonna be so distracted,
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you'll be able to get
away with anything.
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I get away with anything now.
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Now, see, you can't be telling me that.
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So you're an artist
who's also a bookkeeper?
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I do a bit of everything.
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I bet you do.
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So you seeing anybody?
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Yeah, actually.
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Does he know you share a bathroom
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with the cupcake from Kabul?
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00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,341
He does.
263
00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:47,672
I'm gonna go check on dinner.
264
00:11:47,677 --> 00:11:49,069
Oh, I'll help.
265
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,591
Ah, you smell great!
266
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,547
Any advice?
267
00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:58,892
I'd say leave the country,
268
00:11:58,897 --> 00:12:00,903
but I don't think you have that option.
269
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,637
And you cook, too.
270
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,862
So where's your boyfriend tonight?
271
00:12:07,983 --> 00:12:09,437
He teaches a class.
272
00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:12,364
A lot of holes in your story.
273
00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:16,226
I'm sorry, do you
have a problem with me?
274
00:12:16,231 --> 00:12:18,723
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
275
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,520
Just so we're clear,
Al is like my brother.
276
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,136
You already have a brother. Try again.
277
00:12:27,778 --> 00:12:29,365
You don't have to worry about Al.
278
00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,311
He's the sweetest, most
loyal guy I've ever met.
279
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,177
Well, don't let your fake
boyfriend hear you say that.
280
00:12:35,718 --> 00:12:39,297
I'm just saying, you have
nothing to be jealous of.
281
00:12:39,302 --> 00:12:42,091
Oh, I don't get jealous.
282
00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,682
I get even.
283
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:46,978
Hey, ladies. How's it going in here?
284
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,898
Oh, can I talk to you privately?
285
00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:50,382
Yes, you can.
286
00:12:52,419 --> 00:12:54,203
I can't do this, Al.
287
00:12:54,613 --> 00:12:56,610
I can't love a man
the way that I love you
288
00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:59,883
and share him with every woman
who pretends to be his sister.
289
00:13:01,027 --> 00:13:02,274
What?
290
00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:05,313
You know what I'm talking about.
291
00:13:05,437 --> 00:13:07,628
Not for the last half hour.
292
00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,828
Oh, sorry.
293
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,875
Didn't mean to interrupt.
294
00:13:14,152 --> 00:13:16,047
Yeah, she's still here.
295
00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:21,921
My turn.
296
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,881
Nothing but chimney.
297
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,183
Permission to come aboard?
298
00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:32,561
- Is that orange soda?
- Yes.
299
00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:34,220
Permission granted.
300
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,350
What are you doing up here?
301
00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:40,350
Eh, just getting some air.
302
00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:45,633
Hey, so, um,
303
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:48,639
are restraining orders only
in the movies or are they real?
304
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:52,483
Well, they're real, but you
got to prove you're afraid.
305
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,521
That's easy.
306
00:13:59,843 --> 00:14:01,835
You know what's nice about this?
307
00:14:01,982 --> 00:14:03,678
All our problems...
308
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,864
are down there.
309
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:08,999
Mm.
310
00:14:10,026 --> 00:14:11,628
Can I sleep on the roof?
311
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,853
No. You roll off. I've tried it.
312
00:14:15,528 --> 00:14:17,874
Anyway, it's about time I got you home.
313
00:14:18,116 --> 00:14:20,120
Freddy's probably gonna be there.
314
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,032
Why don't you let me take her.
315
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,639
That'd be great.
316
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,975
Al, are you up there?
317
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,045
Shh!
318
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,659
Hey, guys.
319
00:14:37,664 --> 00:14:39,040
- Bye, Uncle Al.
- Bye, Hazel.
320
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,187
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
321
00:14:40,192 --> 00:14:41,499
I'll be in my room.
322
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:44,748
Thanks for bringing her home.
323
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,069
It's no problem.
324
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:47,764
How's Riley?
325
00:14:48,885 --> 00:14:50,139
He's fine.
326
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:51,580
Good night.
327
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,457
Hey, Al.
328
00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:56,323
I'm sorry.
329
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,311
I know you were hoping
that we'd get back together.
330
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,509
I was.
331
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:03,803
But now...
332
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,869
I just want you both to be happy.
333
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:08,794
Me, too.
334
00:15:09,389 --> 00:15:13,615
If Freddy makes your heart
sing, that's the end of it.
335
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:15,975
Right.
336
00:15:17,077 --> 00:15:19,645
You're supposed to say
your heart is singing.
337
00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:22,848
It is.
338
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,881
Hmm.
339
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:27,483
Maybe I don't read people
as well as I thought.
340
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:42,616
Is it safe?
341
00:15:42,896 --> 00:15:44,608
- She left.
- Oh, good.
342
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,975
While you were gone, she put
on your pajamas and took a nap.
343
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,251
She's a curious sort.
344
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,431
How'd you meet?
345
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:55,959
Riley's ex-girlfriend introduced us,
346
00:15:55,964 --> 00:15:57,452
and she started kissing me.
347
00:15:57,951 --> 00:15:59,670
That tracks.
348
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:03,533
Maybe you and Riley, uh,
should take a little road trip.
349
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:04,889
Get out of town for a while.
350
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,792
That sounds like a smart idea.
351
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,291
Leave at night.
352
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,420
Don't tell anyone where you're going.
353
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,355
Hey.
354
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,353
What are you doing here?
355
00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:24,569
Just wanted to talk to you for a minute.
356
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,442
All right.
357
00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:34,124
I sent in our divorce papers.
358
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,561
Okay.
359
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,678
And I broke things off with Freddy.
360
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,573
Good for you.
361
00:16:50,657 --> 00:16:52,524
I get why you're mad, Riley.
362
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:53,654
- Do you?
- Yeah.
363
00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:55,616
I know I screwed up.
364
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,951
I'm just kind of a mess.
365
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,593
I thought I was the mess.
366
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:03,630
Well...
367
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,285
I am, too.
368
00:17:07,311 --> 00:17:10,967
Just don't think I should
be with anyone right now.
369
00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:17,553
Dad's getting the grill going.
370
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,372
You hungry?
371
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,911
Maybe another time.
372
00:17:48,149 --> 00:17:49,933
This is a great idea.
373
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,809
Oh, best thing for us.
374
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,944
Getting out of town and
clearing our heads.
375
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,600
I can't believe I've been here
376
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:57,216
a whole year and haven't seen Las Vegas.
377
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:59,541
Well, we'd be there a lot
sooner if you went faster than...
378
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,335
48?! Come on, Al!
379
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,519
What's the rush? We're both free dudes.
380
00:18:06,513 --> 00:18:08,907
We have all the time in the world.
381
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,369
You sure you're free? How'd
you leave it with Cindy?
382
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,218
Eh, I told her we weren't
right for each other.
383
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,095
And you know what? She surprised me.
384
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,362
She took it really well.
385
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,108
Good for you.
386
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,405
You are going to kill it in Vegas.
387
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,881
We are going to kill it in Vegas.
388
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,976
Roller coasters, magic shows
and all-you-can-eat buffets.
389
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,710
It's like a city designed
by a 14-year-old boy.
390
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:37,720
48 miles an hour?
391
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,335
Come on, Al!
392
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:44,450
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