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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:08,741 I got great news, babe. 2 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:10,625 Okay, stir this. 3 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:13,746 I said stir it, not stare at it. 4 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,200 Um... 5 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:18,167 as I was saying, 6 00:00:18,170 --> 00:00:19,400 I just booked our first client 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,500 for our new custom car wrapping division. 8 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:24,380 Ooh! My baby's a mogul. 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,167 Oh, I can see it now. 10 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,209 See what? 11 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,340 That Herm?s Birkin bag 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,917 you're gonna buy me when you blow up. 13 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,910 If I buy a bag for 20K, 14 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,709 it better come with 40K in it. 15 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:41,042 Okay, now I need you to start lining. 16 00:00:41,050 --> 00:00:45,084 Now, Tina, are you sure that you can handle working at the shop 17 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:47,120 with Tina-licious Cakes starting to take off? 18 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:48,917 I mean, I can always hire another manager. 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,848 Oh, of course I can, baby. 20 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:54,500 I am a multitasking goddess. 21 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,093 Don't worry, baby. I can handle it all. 22 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:02,860 Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm! 23 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:05,790 What was I saying? 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:07,417 Nothing important. 25 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:12,209 All right, let me get back to being a mogul. 26 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:14,917 Um... 27 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,830 - Uh, babe? - Yeah, babe? 28 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:18,610 Um... Never mind. 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,000 Have a great day, sweet cheeks. 30 00:01:22,170 --> 00:01:26,360 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 31 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:32,424 Can I do unicorn cupcakes? 32 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:34,000 Oh, for five dollars a pop, 33 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,362 I'll hop on a unicorn and deliver them myself. 34 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:39,875 Okay, all right, thanks for calling. 35 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,792 Where are you gonna find a unicorn? 36 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,620 Well, with that head full of hair of yours, 37 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,120 I'm gonna slap this cone on your head 38 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,959 and ride your ass over there, come on! 39 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,240 Giddy up! 40 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,160 Wow, Tina, your business is really taking off. 41 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,959 I want to be you when I grow up. 42 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,880 Ooh, and I just booked another car wrap 43 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,917 for the auto shop. Boom! 44 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:04,375 Oh. Hey, what's cooking, good lookings? 45 00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:06,770 Hey, hon! Tina had so many bakery orders, 46 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,334 she ran out of space in her kitchen. 47 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,540 You know, well, I'd love to help, 48 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:12,693 but, uh, I'm busy with youth baseball. 49 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,460 You're looking at the new assistant 50 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,625 to the assistant coach of the Pasadena Dodgers. 51 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,790 Doesn't that just make you a team dad? 52 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,060 Uh, does a team dad wear a cup? 53 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,250 I don't know how to answer that. 54 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,400 You know, Tina, you're really taking on a lot. 55 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,820 Um, Gemma, you dare doubt a woman 56 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,334 whose cupcakes taste like manna from heaven? 57 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,860 Ah... 58 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,550 I'll be fine. I'm killing it at the auto shop as I always do. 59 00:02:43,570 --> 00:02:46,800 And Tina-licious Cakes is a dream come true. 60 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,330 - All right. - Won't He do it?! 61 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,560 Oh, Calvin taught me this. 62 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:52,000 - Oh. - Yes, He will! 63 00:02:52,010 --> 00:02:53,580 Oh, okay! 64 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,740 Here we go, eyes on the ball. 65 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:04,750 Way to go, Grover! 66 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,459 I missed it by a whole foot. 67 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:09,125 Yes, you did, but that's two feet closer than last time. 68 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,849 Yeah, you know what, why don't you just, uh, go some water, 69 00:03:12,850 --> 00:03:14,459 we'll start working on your, uh... 70 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,709 Everything else. 71 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:17,250 Yes. 72 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:19,030 Hey, you know what, buddy, it's okay. 73 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,542 - You're gonna get better. - You're a good dad. 74 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:23,709 But a terrible liar. 75 00:03:27,090 --> 00:03:30,292 Hey, Coach, I've been going over your team practice stats, 76 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,584 and we're on track to lose every game this season. 77 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,625 Oh, man, this is my JV pickleball team all over again. 78 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,040 Hey, Ariel and her son, Eli, are stopping by. 79 00:03:44,050 --> 00:03:45,580 Oh, y'all still making out in cars? 80 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,998 Nah, we're way past that. 81 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,209 Last time was the bedroom display at Ikea. 82 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,500 - Hey, how you been? - What's going on? 83 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,125 Hey! Hey, Eli! 84 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,542 What's going on? 85 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:02,599 We were just in the neighborhood, 86 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,792 so we thought we'd just stop by and say hi. 87 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,260 "In the neighborhood"? 88 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,667 It took us an hour to get here. 89 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:11,380 Anyway... Let's take a picture for my followers. 90 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,709 #CoupleGoals. 91 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:15,000 Ah, okay. 92 00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:17,792 All right! Uh, make sure you tag me. 93 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,220 - Yeah. - Tag you? 94 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,749 Since when do you care about social media? 95 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,125 You thought a hashtag came on the side of a McMuffin. 96 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,542 Hey, Eli, do you play baseball? 97 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,417 Nah. I'm more into basketball. 98 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,940 Malcolm is a really good coach. 99 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,250 You should give it a try. 100 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,280 Uh, yeah, let's grab you a bat 101 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,544 - and let's see what you got. - All right, let's do it! 102 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:41,209 All right, all right. 103 00:04:41,210 --> 00:04:42,940 - Here you go. - All right! 104 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,440 All right, now... 105 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:47,167 Gonna start you off nice and easy, okay? 106 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,780 Yeah, here we go. 107 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,917 Oh! 108 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,120 I'm okay! 109 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:55,542 All right... I'm just gonna move further back. 110 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:58,500 All right, well, the next one's gonna come in 111 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,960 a little bit faster, okay? 112 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,542 Now get ready. 113 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,834 Here we go. 114 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,625 Oh! Oh! 115 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:07,417 Ah, okay, good news. 116 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,409 - Cup worked. - Yeah! 117 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,380 All right, Eli. 118 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,917 You might be a natural, man. 119 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,460 Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter like Eli on the team, 120 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,542 our odds of winning a game would go up 200%. 121 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:20,750 He has got to join the team. 122 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,250 All right, look, Marty, calm down, okay? 123 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,292 Eli? 124 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,750 You have got to join this team. 125 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,240 Hang on, okay... 126 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,600 Tina-licious Cakes... 127 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:34,660 set. 128 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,980 And Calvin's Pit Stop... 129 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,360 booked. Ha! 130 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,672 Damn I'm good. 131 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:44,870 Tina's Calvin Pit... 132 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,200 I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop. 133 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,640 Yes, o-of course. 134 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,334 See you tomorrow, all right. 135 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,500 - All right. - Hey, babe... oh! 136 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:56,334 - Oh! Oh... - Damn it, my prettiest toe! 137 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,760 I'm sorry, baby. 138 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,840 I had a few of my baking supplies sent here, 139 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:02,340 'cause I couldn't miss the delivery. 140 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,792 They'll be gone tonight. 141 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,660 Yeah, okay. I guess it's all right. 142 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:07,167 I don't need all my toes. 143 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:11,330 But what I do need is for my employees to get paid. 144 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:13,042 You forgot to cut the checks today. 145 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,650 Oh, don't be silly. 146 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,417 I cut checks on Friday. 147 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:18,000 Today is Friday. 148 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,360 No, today is Thursday, 149 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,084 because the window washers come on Friday. 150 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,375 Hi, Jerry. 151 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:33,160 Listen, babe, ever since we opened the new division, 152 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,100 you show up late and leave early. 153 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,667 Now I know it's because you started your little side business, but... 154 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:42,167 if any other employee had done this, 155 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:43,680 their ass would be out of here. 156 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,880 Well, Calvin, I am not any other employee. 157 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:48,209 I'm your wife. 158 00:06:48,210 --> 00:06:50,292 And I know I've had a few hiccups, 159 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,720 but trust me when I tell you, 160 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,792 - I got this. - All right, Tina. 161 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,542 Okay. 162 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:57,250 Tina's Pit-cakes. 163 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,250 I did that on purpose. 164 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,120 Oh, damn! 165 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:16,060 - Say hi, sweetie. - Huh? 166 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,459 Am I on this?! 167 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,459 - Mm-hmm. - Um... 168 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:22,084 Hi. 169 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:25,950 I brought my fav hard seltzer. 170 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,667 Love! Oh. 171 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:31,716 And this vegan beef jerky is to die for! 172 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,709 But no animal had to. 173 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:36,856 - Try some, babe. - Oh, okay. 174 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,542 Hmm, more? 175 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,540 Oh, he loves it. 176 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,459 Don't you? 177 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,898 Yeah, this is very vegan-y. 178 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,250 Until next time, Ariel Nation. 179 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:53,292 Um... 180 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,084 Are you cool if I spit this out? 181 00:07:55,085 --> 00:07:56,500 Oh, yeah. 182 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,250 So... what do you want to do? 183 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:06,000 Well, the movie's not until a couple hours. 184 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:08,600 You know what, why don't we just sit down 185 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,584 and, uh, and talk to each other? 186 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:11,625 I'm down. 187 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,692 All right, come on. 188 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:15,093 Have a seat. 189 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,750 - Mm. - Ah! 190 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,792 All right. 191 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,620 Hey, hey, hey, babe? 192 00:08:22,630 --> 00:08:25,042 You look great, but I meant without your phone. 193 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:27,250 Oh, talk. 194 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:29,007 Yeah. Yeah. 195 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,667 - Okay. - Yeah. 196 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,360 So, um... 197 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:35,917 How was the rest of your day? 198 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,834 Fine. I had a salad. 199 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,625 - Okay. That's... - Do you want to see a picture of it? 200 00:08:40,626 --> 00:08:42,300 No. No. 201 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,080 I know what salads look like. 202 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:51,500 Oh. Yeah. 203 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,370 - So... - Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,419 You want to show me your bedroom? 205 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:02,042 - That's what I'm talking about. - Oh! 206 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,840 No, I understand, sir. 207 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:09,849 There's no excuse for ordering snow tires in Los Angeles. 208 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,820 I take full responsibility 209 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,922 for what my wife independently did. 210 00:09:16,930 --> 00:09:19,360 Yeah, just bring it back in, and we'll switch them out. 211 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:21,667 And I'll throw in a wash. All right. 212 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,020 Yeah. 213 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:26,209 Man, that's the third complaint today. 214 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,800 But this bad boy's gonna change my mood right here. 215 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,820 Midnight black wrapping. 216 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,709 Interior LED lights. 217 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:36,584 I might steal this sucker from my own shop. 218 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:39,292 Yes, I need to speak with someone in shipping. 219 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,959 I never got my unicorn cupcake wrappings. 220 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,459 You guys just sent black wrappers and LED lights. 221 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,840 What the hell?! 222 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,360 Never mind. 223 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,290 Oh. 224 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,750 See, what-what ha-happened was... 225 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,401 Well, you know, it was a mix-up. Well, it's... 226 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,040 It's pretty, though, huh? Right. 227 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,667 Tina, this is a pretty damn expensive mistake. 228 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:10,459 You know what? I hate to do this. 229 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:14,167 I might regret doing this, but I got to do this. 230 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,250 You're fired. 231 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:34,875 Oh. 232 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,250 Oh, well, look who finally made it home. 233 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:39,750 Not funny, Ella. 234 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,667 You know I had to take the bus. 235 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:45,060 Next time you fire your wife, 236 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,750 be sure you drive. 237 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:52,120 Know what? Tina, that was business. 238 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:53,834 It wasn't personal. Uh... 239 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,084 Hold up. Is that my 18-year-old single malt Scotch 240 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,209 that I've been saving for when the Clippers win the championship? 241 00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:02,300 Oh, it is. 242 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,542 And it's totally personal. 243 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,433 Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina. 244 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,459 I-I... What is that I smell burning? 245 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:16,130 Oh, it's just your last overpriced Cuban cigar. 246 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,320 You know, I don't know why you like these things. 247 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:19,792 It smells horrible. 248 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:23,540 Have you lost your damn mind? 249 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:26,500 No. Just my damn job. 250 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,660 - How can I help you? - Oh, hey, guys. 251 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,080 We still on for Yahtzee? 252 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,000 Um, is everything okay? 253 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,500 Everything is fine. 254 00:11:37,510 --> 00:11:39,584 Oh! I got fired today. 255 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:41,640 Wait, what? 256 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,709 Calvin, how could you? Your own wife? 257 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,440 Oh, Dave! 258 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:47,584 Welcome to Team Tina. 259 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,209 - Wait, Tina, what happened? - No, go ahead. Go ahead, Tina. 260 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,834 Tell 'em the whole story. 261 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,180 How you made a gang of mistakes. 262 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,570 First, she didn't pay the light bill. 263 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,200 She ordered the wrong parts for certain cars. 264 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,740 And then she put in that perfumy soap that I hate 265 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,539 - in the bathroom. Smell it. - Oh. 266 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,625 No, thank you. I already smelled it when I walked in. 267 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,459 And, by the way, I washed your drawers in it, too. 268 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:15,266 To be fair, you did say 269 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,584 Tina-licious Cakes was taking up all of your time. 270 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:20,959 The devil doesn't need any advocates, Gemma. 271 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,108 I'm just saying, Calvin does have a business to run. 272 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,625 - Oh. - Exactly. 273 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,570 Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you hired me to mediate 274 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:31,209 at your school and I made a mistake... 275 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,420 - A gang of mistakes. - Okay. 276 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,792 - You would fire me on the spot? - Hell yeah. 277 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,417 Wow. 278 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,084 Who are you? 279 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,960 Welcome to Team Calvin, all right? 280 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:48,084 Well, thanks to one of you for stopping by. 281 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,709 And I was talking about Dave. 282 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,300 - Yeah, yeah, I-I got it. - You know what? 283 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,869 - I need a drink. Give me this, Dave. - What? 284 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,475 Yeah. 285 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,500 Mm. Mm! What the hell? 286 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,080 You know, it was too Scotch-y, 287 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:04,667 so I added Mountain Dew to the bottle. 288 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,056 Yo, that was our best practice yet. 289 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:14,292 - But I still didn't hit the ball. - Yeah, 290 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,900 but you know what? Every time you swung, 291 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,500 you stayed on your feet. 292 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:21,720 Oh, my God, I'm gonna go tell Mom. 293 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,084 I'm an athlete! 294 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,000 Yeah. 295 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:28,167 Team is looking pretty good. We should celebrate. 296 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,292 Yeah. Well, looks like we got some... 297 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,334 hard seltzer and some vegan jerky. 298 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:35,167 Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again. 299 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:39,625 Well, Ariel brought this nasty stuff over, but, uh... 300 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:40,800 I guess one man's trash 301 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,249 is another man's trash. 302 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,560 Hey, how's it going with her? 303 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:47,459 And you better say great, because her kid is the key to us winning. 304 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,940 Well, to be honest, fellas, 305 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,700 Ariel and I have a ton of physical chemistry, 306 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,880 but, uh, not much else. 307 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,292 I think I might have to break up with her. 308 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,000 N-No, no. 309 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,250 Uh... 310 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:01,440 Malcolm, y-you need to make that work. 311 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,750 At least until playoffs. 312 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:06,100 Uh, Dave, that is months away. 313 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,500 I-I'm not sure this relationship is gonna last that long. 314 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,189 Well, look, you're gonna have to suck it up, 315 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:12,700 because if you break up with her, 316 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,299 she is gonna pull her son from the team, 317 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:17,250 and, Malcolm, Grover needs a win. 318 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,660 Whoa, Dave, it sounds like you need a win. 319 00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:24,042 Well, can't it be both? 320 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,410 Okay, man, I... I guess I can make it work. 321 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,917 What? 322 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,730 Malcolm, you're not seriously considering using a woman 323 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,167 so that a youth baseball team can win a trophy? 324 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:38,125 Okay. You know, look, I'm just trying to save Grover 325 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,440 from a lifetime of therapy. 326 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:43,584 And "using" is such an ugly word. 327 00:14:43,590 --> 00:14:45,760 Okay. Well, as someone who has been to therapy... 328 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,910 Mind your business. 329 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,220 I got some other words for what's happening here. 330 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,840 How about manipulating? 331 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:53,324 Deceiving? 332 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,700 Exploiting! 333 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,739 All right. You know what, Marty? 334 00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:57,207 I've got a couple words for you, too. 335 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,375 How about "stay out of it"?! 336 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:02,760 All right. 337 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,120 - Let's see what you got next. - Okay. 338 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,084 Mm, mm. Mmm. 339 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,170 Okay. 340 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,200 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm? 341 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:12,790 Chocolate-covered strawberries. 342 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,369 Wow. 343 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,749 You are killing this blindfold fruit challenge. 344 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,660 - Mmm. - Now let's see 345 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,920 - if you know what this is. - Okay. 346 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:27,167 Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that... That tastes like round two. 347 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,780 Yeah. Uh... 348 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,290 Maybe this time we can take it to the bedroom. 349 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,709 Oh. I like that. 350 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:36,600 - Aah. - Oh. Uh, let me get those for you. 351 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,202 Yeah. 352 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,917 You know, I got to say, 353 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,417 this is a lot more fun than the last time I was in handcuffs. 354 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,167 I thought you said this was your first time. 355 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,078 Oh. 356 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,750 Yeah, I, uh, got arrested at a protest. 357 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,800 - Oh. - Yeah. 358 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,375 I've been to one of those. 359 00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:55,460 Wait. Oh, really? 360 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,799 - Mm-hmm. - Which one did you go to? 361 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,855 W-Was it BLM, climate change 362 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,917 or, uh, universal health care? 363 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,840 I can't remember, 364 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,375 but it was lit! 365 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:09,680 I mean, I get the best pictures 366 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,917 just walking through the tear gas. 367 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:16,167 It's like the police gave us the perfect filter. 368 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:19,600 I even got 5,000 more followers after that photo shoot. 369 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:22,834 Do you mean "protest"? 370 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,792 Yeah, sure. Whatever. 371 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,080 Uh... 372 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,790 Damn it, I can't do this no more. 373 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,980 Relax, honey. 374 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,209 I found the key. 375 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:39,792 No. No. Ariel, I'm... I'm talking about us. 376 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,250 I, uh... 377 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,480 Look, I appreciate you in so many ways. 378 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,709 You know? I mean, so many ways. 379 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:49,020 In ways I didn't even think was possible. 380 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,419 - Oh. - You know? 'Cause we... 381 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:54,040 And... Damn it. We... 382 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,580 We just don't have enough in common. 383 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,209 You know? 384 00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:59,699 I mean, I'm much more of a private person, 385 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,959 and you... you live your life on social media. 386 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,000 We just... 387 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,450 We on a different vibe. 388 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,980 To be honest... 389 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,875 I feel the same way. 390 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,530 It's just that you're so great with Eli, 391 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:19,084 and I didn't want to ruin it for him. 392 00:17:19,090 --> 00:17:21,000 Wait, seriously? 393 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:22,770 You know, I was worried that if we broke up, 394 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,292 you would pull him off the team. 395 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,820 No way. 396 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,447 You and baseball have been so amazing for him. 397 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:32,709 I was only hanging in there because I thought you'd cut him. 398 00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:36,788 Well, looks like we finally found something in common. 399 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,240 Friends? Oh. 400 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,125 Friends. 401 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,960 Tina? What are you doing here? 402 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,042 All right, Calvin, you were right. 403 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:55,373 I couldn't handle both jobs. 404 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,540 I just didn't want to admit it. 405 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,459 So, I'm-a give up Tina-licious Cakes 406 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:00,875 and come back to the shop. 407 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,660 And I promise to be fully committed this time. 408 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,240 Wait. 409 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,560 You gonna give up after all that you put into your business? 410 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,791 Well, when it was just you and the boys, 411 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,560 baking brought me so much happiness, 412 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,660 but with Tina-licious Cakes, there's just too much pressure. 413 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:17,292 Hmm. 414 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,584 So, you just punking out? 415 00:18:19,590 --> 00:18:21,366 Who you calling a punk? 416 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,837 Don't make me go Compton up in here. 417 00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,417 Come on, Tina. Just admit that you're afraid you're gonna fail. 418 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,760 I'm not afraid of anything. 419 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,870 It's just terrifying to think about that. 420 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,625 Look, 421 00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:40,792 Calvin, 50% of new businesses fail after five years. 422 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,286 That's true. 423 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,250 But you helped launch this one, 424 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,250 and look at us now. 425 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,660 With your smarts and talent, 426 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,940 any business that you focus on 427 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,584 and put your all into is gonna be great. 428 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,125 You really think so? 429 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,702 I know so. 430 00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,505 You know what? I'll hire a shop manager. 431 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:04,275 And you just keep focusing on building your empire. 432 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,977 And soon, one day, 433 00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,125 you can buy yourself that damn Birkin bag. 434 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,379 Lord knows I'm not buying it. 435 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,000 Stop. 436 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:14,599 I mean, you can get me a new bottle of Scotch, though. 437 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,620 Oh, I'm not buying. 438 00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:18,080 Oh, my God. 439 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,084 - What have you done to my car? - Uh, 440 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,960 look, ma'am, I'm sorry. 441 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,259 I didn't get a chance to call you, 442 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,292 but this is our mistake, and we'll take care of it. 443 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,798 A mistake? 444 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,334 It's like you put wheels on a rainbow! 445 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,542 So, you like it? 446 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,334 Wouldn't you want to drive a rainbow? 447 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,442 Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure. 448 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,200 Yeah. 449 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,830 I hate to say this. 450 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,709 I might regret saying this. 451 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,540 But I have to say this. 452 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,660 You're welcome. 453 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:59,440 Hey, Tina? 454 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:01,370 I got a surprise for you. 455 00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:03,875 I'm too tired to check under your hood tonight, Calvin. 456 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,600 Look, I promise you're gonna love it. 457 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,220 Now, it's no Birkin bag, but... 458 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,584 Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! 459 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:19,375 A car with my face on it?! 460 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,280 Oh! 461 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,250 A Birkin could never! 462 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:25,625 Oh! 463 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,084 Thank you, Calvin. 464 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:29,130 I just wanted to show you 465 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:31,459 that I believe in you and your business. 466 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,780 You are the sweetest. 467 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,440 Now, why don't you lock up 468 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:41,209 so I can unwrap you. 469 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,900 Mm. 470 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,375 Uh, Joe? 471 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,100 Time to get on up out of here, man. 472 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:56,350 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 32840

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