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OW! WATCH IT! THAT'S MY SPLEEN!
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CAN'T YOU BE SERIOUS
JUST FOR ONCE?
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IRONIC, ISN'T IT, KAMEN?
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YOU AND I, ARCHENEMIES,
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ASSIGNED TO THE MORGUE
ROTATION ON HALLOWEEN?
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KINDA SPOOKY.
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WELL... THAT WORKED OUT WELL.
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W-WILL YOU QUIT IT, BERG?
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Y-YOU'RE NOT FREAKING ME OUT.
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I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
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THANKS.
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OH! YOU LEAVE ME ALONE.
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HEY, HEY. WHOA.
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EASY THERE, HUH?
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LIGHTEN UP. IT'S HALLOWEEN.
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LISTEN, UH, MY ROOMMATE AND I,
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WE'RE HAVING THIS
BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
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SO... WHY DON'T
YOU COME BY, HUH?
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YEAH, LIKE I'M GONNA
PARTY DOWN WITH YOU.
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KAMEN, COME ON.
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LET'S JUST PUT OUR DIFFERENCES
BEHIND US, YOU KNOW?
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BURY THE HATCHET.
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NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.
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NOT IN A TRILLION MILLION YEARS.
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HEY, BUDDY... OK, SUIT YOURSELF.
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WHILE OTHERS ARE HAVING FUN,
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YOU'RE GONNA BE ALONE
IN THE MORGUE ON...
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HALLOWEEN...
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BERG?
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I-IS THAT YOU?
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Y-YOU'RE NOT SCARING ME. HA HA.
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BERG.
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YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
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LET ME TAKE CARE OF
THE OTHER HALF. HMM?
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YEAH, VERY FUNNY
WITH THE RUBBER BLADE.
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WOW.
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HOW'D YOU DO THAT FAKE BLOOD?
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AND... HOW COME IT... HURTS?
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I'M STILL NOT COMING
TO YOUR PARTY.
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AGAIN WITH THE
WELL-TIMED LIGHTNING.
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HA HA.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HAH!
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HERE IN THE TWILIGHT ♪
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♪ HERE IN THE TWILIGHT... ♪
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YES, MRS. HIMMELFARB.
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YES.
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YES, WE'LL TRY TO
KEEP THE NOISE DOWN.
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YEAH. I...
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I UNDERSTAND YOUR DOG
HAS SENSITIVE HEARING.
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HE'S A DOG.
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OW!
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WATCH IT.
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SORRY.
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YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
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I AM. I'M SORRY YOU
DIDN'T WEAR A COSTUME
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YOU COULD WALK IN.
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YEAH, AND I'M SORRY
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YOU DIDN'T DRESS IN THE
COSTUME I BOUGHT YOU.
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IF YOU WERE A FISHERMAN,
AT LEAST WE'D GO TOGETHER.
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I WANTED TO BE A COWBOY.
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BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE YOUR CATCH OF THE DAY.
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WHERE WOULD A
COWBOY FIND A MERMAID?
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WHERE WOULD
ANYBODY FIND A MERMAID?
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FORGET IT.
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JUST DROP ME NEAR THE KEG.
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HEY, JOHNNY.
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HEY, SHAR!
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HEY.
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NICE COSTUME!
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OH, THANKS. HOW DO
YOU PEE IN THAT THING?
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OUT OF A WINDOW
ON THE 42nd FLOOR.
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OH.
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NO!
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I THINK THE KEG'S RUNNING LOW.
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IT'S ALL PART OF MY EVIL PLAN.
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WHAT, TO RUIN YOUR
OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY?
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FIENDISH.
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AH HA HA HA HA!
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NO.
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YOU KNOW HOW BERG PULLS A
HALLOWEEN PRANK ON ME EVERY YEAR?
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YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME HE MADE
YOU THINK YOU WERE SHRINKING?
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THEY WERE BIG SHOES.
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THEY WOULD HAVE FOOLED ANYBODY.
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AND THE BIG HAT.
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OK, OK. WELL, THIS YEAR,
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I RIGGED A KEG OVER
AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
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WHEN BERG PICKS IT UP,
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HE'S GOING TO BE BURIED
IN A BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
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AND THE HUGE JACKET
WITH THE LONG SLEEVES.
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YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY.
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THAT WAS FUNNY.
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YOU KNOW, WHERE'S JOHNNY,
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR A FISHERMAN,
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BUT I DON'T SEE ONE ANYWHERE.
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SHUT UP. JUST...
GET ME TO THE CHIPS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON. HOP ON, FLIPPER.
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OH! OH, OH, OH.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU
AND JOHNNY ARE DOING.
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IT'S LIKE THAT
EPISODE OF BONANZA
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WHERE LITTLE JOE
GOES TO THE WELL,
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AND HE FALLS IN LOVE
WITH THE MERMAID.
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SHARON, I WANT TO BE A COWBOY.
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STUPID JOHNNY.
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HEY, PETE.
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BERG. WHERE'S THE BEER?
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THE KEG ON THE
COUNTER, REMEMBER?
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I SPECIFICALLY ASKED
YOU TO PICK IT UP.
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OH, YEAH. YOU
KNOW, I GOT HUNG UP
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AT THE HOSPITAL. WE HAD
THIS UNEXPECTED ARRIVAL.
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D.O.A.
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MEANWHILE, YOU STILL HAD
ENOUGH TIME TO GET INTO COSTUME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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IT'S NOT BAD, THOUGH.
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IT LOOKS A LITTLE
THICK TO BE REAL BLOOD.
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WHAT'D YOU USE, KETCHUP?
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YEAH, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE CRUSTY.
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO
ADD SOME FRESH BLOOD.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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NICE HAT.
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NO!
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HEY, BERG THE BUTCHER.
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COOL COSTUME.
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I'M SORRY. BUTCHER?
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WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU, HUH?
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CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ANIMAL BLOOD AND HUMAN BLOOD,
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YOU WESTERN IMBECILE?
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YOU-YOU'RE OUT OF BEER.
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OH, GOSH, WE'RE OUT
OF BEER. I GOT AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO THE
PIZZA PLACE AND GET THE KEG THERE?
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YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
CALAMITY JOHNNY WITH YOU?
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OH, RIGHT.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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I'LL TAKE JOHNNY.
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IT'LL GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO WORK ON MY COSTUME.
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HOW'D YOU GET THE
BEER WITHOUT THE CA...
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE KEG!
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OH, YEAH, THE BEER. I FORGOT.
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HA HA HA.
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BERG, LOOK, IF THIS IS
ONE OF YOUR PRANKS,
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
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HA HA HA HA!
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NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST.
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OHH... HEY! WHERE'S JOHNNY?
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OH, HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
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HE BLEW ME OFF BECAUSE
OF ONE LITTLE FIGHT?
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HE CAN GO ROT IN HELL.
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OR IN A DUMPSTER
BEHIND THE DAIRY QUEEN.
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PETE. PUNCH BOWL.
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YO, BUDDY, COME ON.
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CART'S TAKEN. BEAT IT.
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HEY, BERG.
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OH! ASHLEY.
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IT'S GOOD TO HAVE SOME
FRESH MEAT AT THE PARTY.
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WOW. I'M REALLY SURPRISED.
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I WAS SURE I'D BE
HERE AT LEAST A MINUTE
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BEFORE YOU OFFENDED ME.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE
TAKING "FRESH MEAT"
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THE WRONG WAY.
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LOOK, BERG, I CAME
HERE TO HAVE FUN,
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BUT IF YOU TRY ANY MORE OF
YOUR STUPID COME-ON LINES,
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LIKE HOW YOU'D
LIKE TO THAW ME OUT
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OR SHOW ME HOW YOU
RAISE YOUR TITANIC...
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.
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TRUST ME, YOU ARE
NOT GONNA LEAVE
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A KILLER PARTY LIKE THIS.
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OH, I'M NOT?
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NO.
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YOU'RE NOT.
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WOW. TH-THERE'S SOMETHING
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, BERG.
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SOMETHING... INTENSE.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I LIKE IT.
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AND MAY I SAY
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THAT YOU MAKE A
WONDERFUL VICTIM.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO'S
THE TENANT HERE?
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WE'LL FINISH THIS LATER.
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IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
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YES, THERE IS. THERE'S BEEN
SOME COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE.
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YOU WANT TO KEEP IT DOWN?
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YOU GOT IT, OFFICER.
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I'LL TURN DOWN THE MUSIC AND
DISPOSE OF SOME OF THE GUESTS.
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GOOD.
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NICE COSTUME.
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THAT'S REALLY
REALISTIC-LOOKING BLOOD.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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BUT I DIDN'T DO IT MYSELF.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE HELPED.
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PETE! UH, THE COPS, THEY WANT
US TO KEEP THE MUSIC DOWN.
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OH, JEEZ... OH. ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
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YOU GOT ME.
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SO THIS IS YOUR BIG PRANK.
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UH, NO, NO. HE'S REAL.
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MMM. HE LOOKS REAL, TOO.
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WHOOOO!
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FAKE BADGE. FAKE NIGHTSTICK.
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RIGHT DOWN TO THE FAKE SPARE
TIRE FROM ALL THOSE DOUGHNUTS.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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I TOLD YOU I'D CALL THE POLICE
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IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP IT DOWN.
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MRS. HIMMELFARB.
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OH, MY GOD.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO COME DOWNTOWN,
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SPEND THE NIGHT IN OUR FAKE JAIL
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AND BE THE FAKE WIFE
OF YOUR CELLMATE.
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I'M, UH, I'M SORRY ABOUT
MY FRIEND, OFFICER.
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WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
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YOU BETTER.
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YOU'RE A GOOD KID.
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YOU... I DON'T LIKE!
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HEY, WELL, I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK
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WITH THAT MRS. HIMMELFARB.
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FORGET HER. THIS
PARTY'S FALLING APART.
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LOOK, PEOPLE ARE LEAVING.
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WOULD YOU JUST GO GET THE BEER?
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I HAVE A LOT TO DO, ALL RIGHT?
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WHAT, YOU THINK KILLING
SPREES JUST HAPPEN?
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OK.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I GIVE UP.
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I'M JUST GONNA GET
THE BEER MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, BERG?
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IF YOU WERE TRYING TO PULL
A PRANK ON ME, I'D FALL FOR IT,
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BECAUSE THAT'S THE
KIND OF FRIEND I AM.
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HEY! I NEED THIS.
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HEY, BERG.
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SO WHEN AM I GONNA GET
THE TOUR OF THE PLACE?
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HEY, DOLL. I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
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BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU,
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MY BEDROOM IS A BLOODY MESS.
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OK. I'VE BEEN WARNED.
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OK.
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LET'S GO, THEN.
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Chop-chop.
242
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,131
SOMEBODY THERE?
243
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,533
HELLO!
244
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,070
HELLO!
245
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,106
HELLO?
246
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,408
AAH!
247
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,079
HA HA!
248
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,580
NICE GOING, BERG.
249
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,816
YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH.
250
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,731
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? WHAT?
251
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,321
NO!
252
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,834
WHAT, I START TO UNTIE YOU
253
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:35,159
AND A BUCKET OF CORN
FLAKES FALL ON MY HEAD?
254
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,672
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.
255
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,607
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
256
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,609
HAVE FUN GETTING OUT
OF THIS ONE, HOUDINI.
257
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,038
BEACON STREET PIZZA.
258
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,105
PETE.
259
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,641
WHO'S THIS?
260
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,442
IT'S ME... BERG.
261
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,613
HELLOOO!
262
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,349
PETE, YOU STILL THERE?
263
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,284
YEAH... YEAH, I'M STILL HERE.
264
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,687
DID YOU GET MY LITTLE
GIFT-WRAPPED PRESENT?
265
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,558
WHO ARE YOU?
266
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:10,072
OH, NOW, JUST YOUR
AVERAGE MENTALLY DERANGED
267
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,562
HOMICIDAL IMPOSTOR.
268
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:13,064
LISTEN...
269
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,566
CAN YOU GRAB ME
SOME CELERY STICKS?
270
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,561
I FEEL LIKE A BLOODY MARY.
271
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,238
AND A BLOODY SHARON.
272
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:26,611
HELLO?
273
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,556
I'M SORRY, BERG.
274
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,058
WHEN I SAW YOU TIED UP,
275
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,506
I THOUGHT IT WAS PART
OF YOUR HALLOWEEN PRANK.
276
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,296
NO, NO. THAT WASN'T MY PRANK.
277
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,098
THIS WAS MY PRANK.
278
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,535
THAT WAS YOUR PRANK?
279
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,004
YEAH. I WAS GONNA
HANG IT OVER YOUR BED.
280
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,540
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
281
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:58,776
HOOOO!
282
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,245
HOOOO!
283
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,715
HOO...
284
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,520
I'VE BEEN BUSY, OK?
285
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,022
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
286
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,357
ALL I KNOW IS SOME
GUY JUMPS OUT,
287
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,260
HITS ME ON THE HEAD,
AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
288
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,429
I NEVER REALIZED
HOW DASHING I AM.
289
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,943
THAT GUY'S BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE YOU AT THE PARTY.
290
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,934
NEVER SEEN MY PROFILE BEFORE.
291
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,402
I SHOULD BE ON A COIN.
292
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,872
WE GOTTA WARN EVERYBODY.
293
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,075
HELLO.
294
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,055
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
EVERYBODY OUT OF THE APARTMENT.
295
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,723
YOU ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THAT.
296
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,748
YOUR PLAN TO RUN
OUT OF BEER WORKED.
297
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,551
IS... BERG STILL THERE?
298
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:44,789
NO. HE WENT OUT TO HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT WITH MRS. HIMMELFARB.
299
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,457
OH, HERE HE IS.
300
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,524
HEY, BERG.
301
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:56,434
SHARON, YOU HAVE TO GET
DOWN TO THE PIZZA PLACE NOW,
302
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,003
ALL RIGHT? AND STAY
AWAY FROM BERG.
303
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,538
ME AND BERG'LL BE
WAITING FOR YOU HERE.
304
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,041
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
305
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,754
WHY DON'T YOU GET
AWAY FROM YOUR BERG,
306
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,755
AND ME AND MY BERG
WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
307
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,412
NOT LISTENING.
308
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,915
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
309
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,850
THAT'S NOT ME AT THE PARTY.
310
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,721
WOW! PETE, THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD IMPRESSION OF BERG.
311
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,021
NOW DO ME, DO ME!
312
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,326
SHARON, LISTEN TO
ME, OK? THIS IS BERG.
313
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,760
THAT GUY'S AN IMPOSTOR.
314
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,473
OK, PETE, I BELIEVE YA.
315
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,776
UM, SHARON, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT BERG.
316
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,876
WHAT?
317
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,201
HE'S GONNA MAKE A LOUSY DOCTOR.
318
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,237
AAH!
319
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:39,744
AAH!
320
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,651
AAH! AAH!
321
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,766
ALL RIGHT, THE POLICE
ARE ON THEIR WAY.
322
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,915
OK, IT'S SHAR! IT'S SHARON,
IT'S SHARON. IT'S SHAR.
323
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,467
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
324
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,370
HELLO!
325
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,672
YOU GUYS, THIS IS
WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT.
326
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,552
THE GUY IN THE
APARTMENT IS A KILLER.
327
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,542
A KILLER?
328
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,610
YES. BERG.
329
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,712
I'VE GOT BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
330
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,984
ASHLEY'S DEAD.
331
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,420
YOU'RE KIDDING.
332
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,256
SHE CAME TO THE PARTY?
333
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,793
PETE, SHE CAME TO THE PARTY!
334
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,908
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.
335
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,265
SHE'S DEAD.
336
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,100
STILL, I CONSIDER
IT A MINOR VICTORY.
337
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,981
AAH! AAH!
338
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,506
OH, CALM DOWN.
IT'S JUST THE COPS.
339
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,981
ALL RIGHT! QUICK! IT'S HIM!
340
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,461
FIND SOMETHING TO HIT HIM WITH!
341
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,996
NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT!
342
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,086
WHY NOT?
343
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,399
IT'S MY HALLOWEEN PRANK.
344
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,300
IT'S RIGGED TO A
BUCKET OF CORN FLAKES.
345
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,290
HEY, WOW, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
346
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,491
YOU THINK?
347
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,703
HOW'D YOU DO IT WITH
THE RIGGING AND...
348
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,694
I PUT THE ROPE
AROUND... Sharon: GUYS!
349
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,162
KILLER OUTSIDE!
350
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,431
RIGHT. RIGHT. PETE,
GET THE ROLLING PIN.
351
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,432
YES!
352
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,499
AAH!
353
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,354
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LAME.
354
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,348
OK! OK! OK! WHEN I OPEN THE
DOOR, YOU TWO POUNCE ON HIM.
355
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,561
GOT IT! GOT IT!
356
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,950
ONE!
357
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,620
2!
358
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,859
OH, THANK GOD! IT'S THE... PETE?
359
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,895
BERG?
360
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,234
YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE
361
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,835
WITH THE KILLER?
362
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,137
WE WERE LYING IN WAIT.
363
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,683
DID SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE?
364
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:52,844
YES, SIR, I DID.
I... OH, IT'S YOU.
365
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:53,845
OH. HI.
366
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,912
HI.
367
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,191
UM, LISTEN, I'M REALLY SORRY
368
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,693
ABOUT THE
MISUNDERSTANDING EARLIER.
369
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,350
I THOUGHT... HA HA...
THAT MY FRIEND HERE
370
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:03,287
WAS USING YOU TO
PULL A PRANK ON US.
371
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,055
HA HA HA HA!
372
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:08,925
BUT, ANYWAY, HIS EVIL TWIN'S
OUTSIDE, AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL US.
373
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,194
WE HAVE THE SAME
DASHING PROFILE.
374
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,208
I OUGHT TO RUN
THE THREE OF YOU IN.
375
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,766
BUT LUCKY FOR YOU,
I RETIRE AT MIDNIGHT.
376
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,847
AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE
LAST HOUR OF A 26-YEAR CAREER
377
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,304
FILLIN' OUT PAPERWORK.
378
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,306
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
379
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,810
I'M LATE FOR MY
RETIREMENT PARTY.
380
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,412
WELL, HE'S DEAD.
381
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,050
OH, MY GOD!
382
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,487
I JUST CLEANED THAT
WINDOW THIS MORNING.
383
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,688
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
384
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,967
I GOTTA HELP HIM. I'M A DOCTOR.
385
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:39,957
YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.
386
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,391
THEN YOU GO.
387
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,972
NO, BERG, DON'T, DON'T!
YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH.
388
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,439
OH, MY GOD! OH,
MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
389
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,697
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, WE GOTTA
GET A HOLD OF OURSELVES.
390
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,666
JUST CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
391
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,968
ALL RIGHT, LET'S... LET'S...
LET'S PUT SOME MUSIC ON.
392
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,270
COME ON.
393
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,337
COME ON.
394
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,621
♪ I THINK I'M GOIN'
OUT OF MY HEAD... ♪
395
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:01,089
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
396
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,312
NO!
397
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,714
♪ YES, I THINK I'M GOIN'... ♪
398
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,349
HE GOT JOHNNY.
399
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,984
♪ OVER YOU ♪
400
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:08,719
UCCHH!
401
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,287
POOR GUY.
402
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:14,391
LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
HE DIDN'T BLOW YOU OFF.
403
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,760
OH, YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
404
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:22,333
OHH, I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
405
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,968
AAH! AAH!
406
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,381
NO! IT'S ME! I WAS
TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
407
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,783
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
408
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,817
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE KILLER.
409
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,807
HE'S STILL OUT THERE.
410
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,919
WE SHOULD BARRICADE THE DOOR.
411
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,220
YES! YES! YES! GOOD
IDEA! GOOD IDEA!
412
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,677
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.
413
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,146
WHAT IF THAT'S
NOT THE REAL BERG?
414
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,260
OH. YEAH. THEN WE'D BE
BARRICADING OURSELVES IN
415
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,684
WITH THE KILLER.
416
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,685
THAT'S NOT GOOD.
417
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,887
UM, UM, UH, BERG.
418
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,389
YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK
419
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,703
WHEN WE WERE SITTING AROUND
THE KITCHEN TABLE TALKING...
420
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,971
IF YOU WERE AN APPLIANCE,
WHAT APPLIANCE WOULD YOU BE?
421
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,128
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
422
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,264
CROCKPOT?
423
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,065
NO!
424
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,602
IT'S WAFFLE IRON,
YOU PSYCHO BERG!
425
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,607
PETE... KILL HIM.
426
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,909
I CAN'T KILL HIM. HE
LOOKS JUST LIKE BERG.
427
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,912
COME ON, IF YOU
WERE PSYCHO PETE,
428
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,380
BERG WOULD KILL YOU IN A SECOND.
429
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,828
LOOK, WILL YOU JUST GO IN
BACK AND GET SOME ROPE?
430
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:13,817
WE'LL TIE HIM UP.
431
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,319
THIS IS FOR JOHNNY.
432
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,320
UHH!
433
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,756
AND THIS IS FOR THE COP. UHH!
434
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,993
WHAT ARE YOU
STANDING THERE FOR?!
435
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,694
UHH!
436
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,862
AH!
437
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,530
UHH!
438
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,332
BERG! NO, DON'T WORRY!
439
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,211
SOMEBODY KNOCKED ME OUT
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO SAVE THE COP
440
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,546
AND I GOT COVERED IN HIS BLOOD.
441
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:32,882
THAT'S OK. WE GOT
THE KILLER RIGHT HERE.
442
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,449
PETE'S IN BACK
GETTING SOME ROPE.
443
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,513
NO, NO, HE'LL NEVER FIND
IT. IT'S BEHIND SOME BOXES.
444
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,741
OK, YOU GO HELP PETE.
445
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,411
I'LL STAY HERE KICKING
THE PSYCHO BERG.
446
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,412
HEY, PETE.
447
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,948
AAH! SHARON! HE ESCAPED!
448
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,728
NO! NO! IT'S ME. I CAME TO
HELP YOU FIND THE ROPE.
449
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:50,020
OH, YEAH? THEN WHAT APPLIANCE
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE?
450
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,355
TOASTER OVEN.
451
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,423
NO.
452
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,993
IT'S WAFFLE IRON, YOU MANIAC!
453
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,396
AAH!
454
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,266
NO!
455
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,848
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.
456
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,672
I DID IT. I KILLED
THE PSYCHO BERG.
457
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,175
REALLY?
458
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,779
SHARON! GOOD NEWS!
459
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,114
PETE KILLED THE PSYCHO BERG.
460
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,320
OH, MY... GOD.
461
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,458
I WAS WAFFLE IRON.
462
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:38,802
LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT
CRACK ABOUT KILLING PSYCHO BERG.
463
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,672
FINE. I'LL CUT YOU SOME SLACK.
464
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,807
THANKS.
465
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,577
OW! OW! OW!
466
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,350
GOT MILK?
467
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,321
OW!
468
00:20:57,356 --> 00:20:59,590
OK, THAT HURT. THAT HURT.
469
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,128
AAH!
470
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,163
WHOO!
471
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,798
WHO ARE YOU?
472
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,603
YOU!
473
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,275
BUT WHY?
474
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,278
BECAUSE NOW I HAVE MY OWN SHOW.
475
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:22,780
MY OWN SHOW!
476
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,783
AND ALL THE FREE
PIZZA I CAN EAT.
477
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,284
I LOVE HALLOWEEN.
478
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,686
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
479
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,456
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
480
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,816
AND NOW SOME SCENES FROM
NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE OF...
481
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,054
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