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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,568 BERG, HAVE YOU SEEN MY RED TOWEL? 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:04,569 WHAT? 3 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,272 MY RED TOWEL. I GOT TO WASH IT. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,441 MRS. HIMMELFARB'S CAT TOOK A LEAK ON IT. 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,545 WHAT? 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,049 NEVER MIND. 7 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,509 PETE, I WANT TO MEET YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND. 8 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,312 GO AWAY. 9 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:50,115 IT IS MY RIGHT TO MEET THE WOMEN YOU DATE. 10 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,484 AFTER ALL, I RAISED YOU. 11 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:54,931 LEAVIN' YOU OUT, THAT REALLY UPSETS YOU, DOESN'T IT? 12 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:56,955 WELL, YEAH, IT DOES. 13 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,926 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. 14 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,829 PLEASE. I INTRODUCE YOU TO THE GIRLS I DATE. 15 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:06,231 I INTRODUCED YOU TO ASHLEY. 16 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,401 WE DON'T DATE, AND WE WON'T DATE. 17 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,537 AW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 18 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,506 NOW YOU'VE UPSET MY GIRLFRIEND. 19 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:17,075 AW, WHEN DID YOU TWO START GOING OUT? 20 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,311 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I REMEMBER. NEVER. 21 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,347 COME ON. DON'T LET HER FOOL YA, HUH? 22 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:23,392 WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S HERE? 23 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,416 SHE LOVES ME. 24 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,162 OH, I SEE. AND ALL THESE PEOPLE, 25 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,464 THEY'RE HERE BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU, TOO? 26 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,387 ON SOME LEVEL. 27 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,755 HEY, SHARON. 28 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:31,990 I HATE MY GYM. 29 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:34,170 I FORGOT TO ASK YOU. DO YOU LIKE YOUR GYM? 30 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:36,273 IT'S NOTHING BUT A DISGUSTING MEET MARKET. 31 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,007 THEY LURE MEN INTO JOINING 32 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,209 BY PUTTING ALL THE SILICONE SALLIES BY THE WINDOW 33 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,411 SO THEY CAN OGLE THEM. 34 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,545 YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE WINDOW AGAIN, HUH? 35 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:44,869 NO. THIRD ROW. 36 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:48,540 THAT IS WHAT SICKENS ME ABOUT HEALTH CLUBS TODAY. 37 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,809 FITNESS SHOULD BE ABOUT GETTIN' INTO SHAPE, 38 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,778 NOT FORCING WOMEN TO BE IN SOME PEEP SHOW. 39 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,813 THERE'S YOUR CHECK, POODLES. 40 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,485 LIKE THEY DON'T WASH YOUR FACEPRINT OFF THAT WINDOW 41 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,087 ON A DAILY BASIS. 42 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,900 'CAUSE I'M TRYIN' TO FIND YOU... 43 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,124 ALL THE WAY IN THE THIRD ROW. 44 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:10,829 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO AVOID PEOPLE LIKE HIM, 45 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:13,298 YOU SHOULD TRY MY GYM. WOMEN ONLY. 46 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,967 HERE IS THE ADDRESS. 47 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,303 OH, THANKS, ASHLEY. THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU. 48 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,840 YEAH. MENTION MY NAME SO I GET A FREE MONTH. 49 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:26,778 EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "PEOPLE LIKE HIM"? 50 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,658 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 51 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,115 I SHOULDN'T STEREOTYPE. 52 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,452 I WAS BEING UNFAIR TO PERVERTS EVERYWHERE. 53 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,754 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 54 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,290 SHE REALLY LIKES YOU. 55 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,957 REALLY? NO. 56 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,795 I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WORKS OUT AT THIS GYM, 57 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,896 SO IT MUST BE GREAT. 58 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,199 YES, SOMEBODY. SOMEBODY? 59 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,834 OH, RIGHT. THE GIRL YOU MET AT THE, UH... THE, UH... 60 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,447 YEAH, THE GIRL AT THE, UH... 61 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,837 COME ON, GUYS, STOP. 62 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,407 I HAVEN'T BEEN TO "THE, UH" IN YEARS. 63 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:59,011 BERG, I THINK HE'S JUST MAKIN' UP THIS GIRL 64 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,223 SO WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. 65 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,113 SHARON, THAT IS SO SAD. 66 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,182 SO SAD. MMM, SO SAD. 67 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,251 YES, IT'S SAD. THIS FROM THE WOMAN IN THE THIRD ROW 68 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,786 AND THE MAN WITH THE GIRLFRIEND THAT HATES HIM. 69 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,556 COME ON, PETE. WE WANT TO MEET HER. 70 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:13,669 COME ON. I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET OF SHARON'S. OW! 71 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:17,796 GUYS, PLEASE. FOR ONCE, I NEED MY OWN LIFE. 72 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,135 HE CAN'T HAVE HIS OWN LIFE, 73 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,637 ESPECIALLY WHEN WE GOT NOTHIN' GOIN' ON. 74 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,645 HI. RESERVATIONS FOR DUNVILLE. 75 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:36,581 YES. 2 OF YOUR PARTY'S ALREADY HERE. 76 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,616 WHAT? 77 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,121 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE? 78 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:44,122 WAITIN' FOR YOU. 79 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:46,002 YOUR APPOINTMENT BOOK SAID 7:30. 80 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,859 WE'RE BUSY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW. 81 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,595 SO, WHERE IS SHE? 82 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,830 UH, SHE'S MEETING ME AFTER WORK. 83 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,176 OH, RIGHT. SHE'S WORKS AT THE, UH... 84 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,500 AT THE, UH... THE, UH... GO AWAY. 85 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,435 LOOK, WHY CAN'T WE MEET HER? 86 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,638 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 87 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,283 BECAUSE YOU'LL SCREW IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. 88 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:03,208 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 89 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,845 BERG, LOOK, EVERY TIME I INTRODUCE YOU GUYS TO SOMEBODY I'M SEEING, 90 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,381 YOU POINT OUT SOME FLAW OF HERS, WHICH I THEN OBSESS ON, 91 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,483 AND INEVITABLY, IT RUINS THE RELATIONSHIP. 92 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,619 WE DO NOT. 93 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,621 DENISE? REMEMBER DENISE? 94 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:17,801 DUMBO EARS. 95 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:21,226 OH, YEAH. I THOUGHT SHE WAS A NICE GIRL. 96 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,861 SHE WAS A NICE GIRL. 97 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:26,631 BUT BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT HER EARS. 98 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,368 SHE ORDERED PEANUTS AT A RED SOX GAME, AND THAT WAS IT. 99 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,737 WELL, DON'T BLAME US. 100 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,517 IF YOU WANTED A REAL RELATIONSHIP, 101 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,952 YOU WOULD'VE WORKED IT OUT WITH DUMBO EARS. 102 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,208 OR SHE-MALE. 103 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,515 DO YOU SEE? YOU GUYS JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELVES. 104 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,262 OK. WE PROMISE TO BE GOOD. 105 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,252 YEAH. 106 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,252 OH, IS THAT HER? 107 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,723 OH, PETE, WAY TO GO. 108 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,826 A LITTLE ANGELA LANSBURY ACTION. 109 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,862 HEY, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S OLDER 110 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,173 DOESN'T MAKE HER FLAWED. 111 00:04:58,197 --> 00:05:00,109 WHOA, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE FEET. 112 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:03,335 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS NEED A HOBBY. 113 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,702 WE HAVE ONE. YOU. 114 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:07,839 YOU'RE... NONTOXIC, FUN FOR ALL AGES, 115 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:10,041 AND COME COMPLETELY ASSEMBLED. 116 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:13,912 LOOK, I LIKE THIS GIRL, OK? I CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL. 117 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:16,147 WE TALK ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS. 118 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:19,217 WE TAKE LONG, LONG WALKS. WE PLAY SCRABBLE. 119 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:21,164 NNN. THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE. 120 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,420 DING DING DING. 121 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:29,428 OK, LOOK. MY ROMANTIC LIFE IS NOT A GAME SHOW, OK? 122 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,941 SO IF YOU GUYS START PICKING THIS GIRL APART AND I BREAK UP WITH HER, 123 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,632 I AM NEVER, EVER, EVER GONNA FORGIVE YOU. 124 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,369 FINE. JUST WISH YOU WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING 125 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,637 BEFORE WE DROVE ALL THE WAY OVER HERE. 126 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,775 BOBBY, HEY. BERG. 127 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:46,021 THIS IS SHARON, AND, SHARON, THIS IS BOBBY. 128 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,156 I KNOW HIM FROM THE GYM. 129 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,914 YOU DON'T BELONG TO A GYM. 130 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:53,484 NO, NO. WE STAND OUTSIDE THE WINDOW OF YOUR GYM. 131 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,487 OH, YOU GO THERE? HOW COME I NEVER SEEN YOU? 132 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,056 THIRD ROW. 133 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,791 OHH... 134 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,362 I HATE MY GYM. 135 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:08,366 PETE... THERE SHE IS. 136 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:11,870 WHOA, SHE'S CUTE. WAY TO GO, PETE. COME ON, BERG. 137 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,539 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SHE... SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 138 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,841 WHERE DO I KNOW HER FROM? 139 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,846 OH, GOD... I THINK I FOUND A FLAW. 140 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,114 WHAT FLAW? 141 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:27,185 ME. ME, OK? WE HAD A THING A FEW YEARS AGO. 142 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,252 WHAT KIND OF THING? 143 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:30,499 MEET AT A PARTY, THEN HAVE WILD SEX 144 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:34,425 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ON A JUNGLEGYM. 145 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:37,228 WOW. AND I FIND CARPETS UNCOMFORTABLE. 146 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:42,100 WHAT IS HER NAME? IT'S AN "N" NAME. STARTS WITH AN "N." 147 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,401 NO. NANCY? 148 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:44,402 NADINE? NO. 149 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:45,503 NANTUCKET? 150 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,438 NO. 151 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,541 COME ON, BERG. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER HER, MAYBE SHE WON'T REMEMBER YOU. 152 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,179 LOOK, IT WAS ONE NIGHT A LONG TIME AGO. 153 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,481 PETE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW. 154 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:59,129 IT MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD TO KEEP FROM HIM. 155 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,318 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 156 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:04,723 HOW ABOUT MY NAME IS TATTOOED ON HER ASS? 157 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:12,263 PETE'S RIGHT. I DO RUIN ALL OF HIS RELATIONSHIPS, 158 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:16,368 AND THIS ONE I RUINED 3 YEARS IN ADVANCE. 159 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,114 WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD 160 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,848 FOR SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR. 161 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:21,773 THIS SUCKS. 162 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,041 LOOK ON THE POSITIVE SIDE... 163 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,844 WHEN PEOPLE ARE TELLING SMALL WORLD STORIES, 164 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,380 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST ONE. 165 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,382 YOU... ARE NOT HELPING. 166 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,850 NOT TRYING TO. 167 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,588 THIS ISN'T FAIR, YOU KNOW? 168 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,190 I MEAN, IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA. 169 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,026 WE'RE STUMBLING BY A TATTOO PARLOR, 170 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,527 I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM, 171 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,495 REST ROOM SIGN SAYS "CUSTOMERS ONLY," 172 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,164 SHE VOLUNTEERED. 173 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:50,435 YOU KIDS REALLY HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL GOING. 174 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:54,539 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PANICKING. I'M PANICKING. 175 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,185 I MEAN, LET'S GIVE PETE A LITTLE CREDIT HERE. 176 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,553 MAYBE IT WON'T EVEN MATTER 177 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,355 THAT I SLEPT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FIRST. 178 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:02,147 HA HA HA HA HA. 179 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,582 ARE YOU KIDDING? 180 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:08,086 HE HAS A CONNIPTION WHEN YOU READ THE NEWSPAPER BEFORE HE DOES. 181 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,588 OH, GOOD GOD. WHAT IF TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT 182 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,290 HE FINALLY SLEEPS WITH... 183 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,360 DENA... NANOOK... CHUCK? 184 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,062 WHAT THE HELL IS HER NAME? 185 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,499 SEE? THIS IS WHY TATTOOS COME IN HANDY. 186 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,470 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 187 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,373 LOOK, I'M SORRY. THAT'S HOW WE PLAY. 188 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,409 WHEN ONE OF US IS DOWN, YOU KICK 'EM! 189 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,777 HEY, GUYS. 190 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,779 HEY, PETE. EVERYTHING OK? 191 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:35,880 YEAH. GREAT. 192 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:36,959 WHAT DID YOU GUYS END UP DOIN'? 193 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,494 OH, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES. 194 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,951 WHAT DID YOU SEE? 195 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,197 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? SHE TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. 196 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:45,690 OH, I HATE THAT. DON'T YOU HATE THAT? 197 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,425 THAT MUST'VE DRIVEN YOU CRAZY. 198 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:49,371 YEAH. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE DOES? 199 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,496 SHE LAUGHS AT HER OWN JOKES. 200 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,166 HOLY INCOMPATIBILITY, BATMAN. 201 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,571 PETE, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU FOUND OUT NOW. 202 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:02,607 OH, OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I NOTICED TONIGHT? 203 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,575 SHE'S GOT A CHIPPED TOOTH. 204 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,810 WHOA! WHAT IS SHE, FROM ENGLAND? 205 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:11,783 YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE. 206 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,050 HUH? 207 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,419 I MEAN, I MUST REALLY LIKE NICOLE... 208 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,888 NICOLE! 209 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:21,926 YES, NICOLE. I KNOW ALL OF HER FLAWS, 210 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,829 AND SOMEHOW... THEY DON'T BOTHER ME. 211 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,412 OH, BERG, WILL YOU COVER FOR ME TOMORROW NIGHT? 212 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,468 SURE. 213 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,181 NICOLE AND I ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT 214 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,916 AT A BED AND BREAKFAST UP IN CONCORD. 215 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,441 OH, TOMORROW. TOMORROW NIGHT. 216 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,920 NO, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. 217 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:41,413 OH, YOU... THANKS, MAN. 218 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,248 IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ME. 219 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:48,452 AND JUST THE WORST DAY TO BE YOU. 220 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:51,890 SHARON, THE SECOND HE SEES THAT TATTOO, 221 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,125 HE IS NEVER LETTING ME NEAR ANYONE 222 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,427 HE CARES ABOUT AGAIN. 223 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:59,497 I WANTED TO BE THE BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING. 224 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:03,334 I WANTED TO BE UNCLE BERG TO HIS KIDS. 225 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:05,236 HE'D SAY, "NO SODA," 226 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,138 AND I'D GIVE 'EM SODA. 227 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:11,175 BUT NOW NO ONE GETS SODA. 228 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,845 OOH, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 229 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,914 IT WAS ONE NIGHT 3 YEARS AGO. 230 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,215 MAYBE SHE'S HAD THE TATTOO REMOVED. 231 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:21,486 YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE SHE DID. 232 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:25,823 BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TOO IMPORTANT TO RELY ON MAYBES. 233 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:27,391 I LOVE THAT GUY, 234 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,995 SO I GOTTA GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S ASS. 235 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:38,202 WHOO! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 236 00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,115 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET DRESSED UP OR WEAR MAKEUP. 237 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,118 PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY HERE TO WORK OUT. 238 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,042 LET'S NOT FORGET WHY YOU'RE HERE. DID YOU SEE NICOLE? 239 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,590 SHE SIGNED IN, BUT SHE'S NOT IN THE WORKOUT ROOM. 240 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,614 ALL RIGHT, HIT THE SHOWERS, KID. 241 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,655 BERG. 242 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:01,659 ASH-ASHLEY. WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 243 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,660 WELL, IT'S A WOMEN'S GYM, 244 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,829 SO OBVIOUSLY I WAS IN THE BACK 245 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,232 HAVING A PILLOW FIGHT IN MY PANTIES. 246 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,535 WELL, I'M AT A WOMEN'S GYM 247 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,947 BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR A WOMAN. 248 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,572 SHARON, MY FRIEND SHARON. 249 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,941 SHE'S ALSO A WOMAN. 250 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,878 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT YOU. 251 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,847 YEAH. REALLY. 252 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,416 WELL, I WAS IN THE LOCKER ROOM GETTING DRESSED, 253 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,019 AND AS I BENT DOWN TO TIE MY SHOE, 254 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,854 YOU JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD. 255 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,889 REALLY? 256 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,157 HA HA HA HA HA. 257 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,760 YEAH. WELL... 258 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:39,296 YOUR NAME WAS TATTOOED ON SOME WOMAN'S BUTT. 259 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,467 REALLY. 260 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,837 THAT WOULD BE NICOLE, 261 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,240 AND SHE'S ALSO JUST A FRIEND. 262 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,742 WHAT, DO YOU BRAND THEM TO KEEP TRACK? 263 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,146 NO. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 264 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,783 NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD POSSIBLY SAY. YOU'RE HOPELESS. 265 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,618 CALL ME. 266 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,190 SHEESH. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE HUMILIATION I JUST SUFFERED FOR YOU. 267 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,070 I HAD TO PEEK IN EVERY SHOWER STALL. 268 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,838 I GOT 3 SCREAMS, 2 DIRTY LOOKS, 269 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:11,607 AND AN INVITATION TO PLAY GOLF. 270 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,776 BUT I FOUND HER. SHE'S GOT THIS THING ON HER... 271 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,201 I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S STILL THERE. 272 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,602 ASHLEY TOLD ME, AND SHE IS NOT HAPPY WITH ME. 273 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,105 WELL, TELL HER TO GET IN LINE. 274 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,475 THAT'S HER. 275 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,745 LISTEN, UH... 276 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,458 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PLACE YOU'RE USED TO, 277 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,782 BUT THIS GYM ISN'T A MEET MARKET, OK? 278 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,954 WOMEN DON'T COME HERE TO GET OGLED. 279 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,422 I WASN'T OGLING. 280 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,069 I WAS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. 281 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,126 OH, TRY THE PERSONALS. 282 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:47,898 HEY, HEY, CHIN UP. YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE. 283 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,773 NICOLE. 284 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,877 HI. DO I KNOW YOU? 285 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,512 3 YEARS AGO, STEVE BESSEN'S PARTY. 286 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,416 JUNGLEGYM. TATTOO PARLOR. 287 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,253 OH, MY GOD. 288 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,255 IT'S YOU. 289 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,423 BERG. 290 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,292 TRUST ME, I CAN REMEMBER THE NAME. 291 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,372 SO HOW YOU BEEN? 292 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,761 I'VE BEEN GOOD. 293 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,763 GOOD. GOOD. 294 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,098 WELL, NICE CATCHING UP. 295 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:25,403 SO HERE IS AN INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE. 296 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,171 DID PETE EVER MENTION HIS ROOMMATE? 297 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,839 YEAH. PETE? 298 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,909 OH, TELL ME YOU DO NOT WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE. 299 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,345 NO. I'M A MED STUDENT. 300 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,281 WHO WORKS AT A PIZZA PLACE. 301 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,317 GREAT. DOES PETE KNOW? 302 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,453 NO, NO, AND PETE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW. 303 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:48,459 SO I SAY WE HOP IN A CAB AND WE GO DUTCH ON SOME LASER SURGERY. 304 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,229 FORGET IT! I'M NOT GONNA HAVE IT REMOVED. 305 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,630 OK. ALL RIGHT. SO KEEP BERG, 306 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,767 BUT HOW ABOUT WRITING THE WORD "ICE" IN FRONT OF IT? 307 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,935 NO! 308 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,002 HINDEN? 309 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,115 I'M NOT TOUCHING IT. 310 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,040 WHOOPI GOLD. 311 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,909 THAT TATTOO STAYS RIGHT WHERE IT IS. 312 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,744 WOW! I MEANT THAT MUCH TO YOU, HUH? 313 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:13,918 YES. WHEN WE HAD OUR... WHATEVER IT WAS, 314 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,887 I HAD DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL. 315 00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,823 I... I WAS PARTYING A LOT. 316 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,458 AND I WAS OUT OF CONTROL. 317 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,595 AND THEN THAT NIGHT WITH YOU WAS ROCK-BOTTOM. 318 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,766 AFTER THAT, I REALIZED I HAD TO CHANGE MY LIFE. 319 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,801 THAT TATTOO IS A REMINDER TO ME 320 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,970 TO NEVER SINK THAT LOW AGAIN. 321 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:39,710 WELL, GLAD I COULD HELP. 322 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,479 BUT WHAT ABOUT PETE? 323 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:45,783 PETE'S GREAT. HE'S THE SWEETEST GUY I'VE MET IN A LONG TIME. 324 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,318 I CARE A LOT ABOUT PETE. 325 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,397 SO DO I, NICOLE. 326 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,999 WHEN HE SEES THAT TATTOO... 327 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,523 IF THIS RUINS OUR RELATIONSHIP, 328 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,459 THEN THERE WASN'T MUCH OF ONE TO BEGIN WITH. 329 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,264 HEY! 330 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:07,371 WHAT DO YOU BENCH-PRESS, LIKE, 350? 331 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,176 HEY, WHERE'S PETE? 332 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,544 HE'S IN BACK. 333 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,746 WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND A MENU? 334 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,115 OVER THERE. 335 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,430 I THINK SOME WOMEN FROM THAT GYM JUST WALKED IN. 336 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,089 MAYBE IF THEY WERE NAKED AND WET, YOU COULD BE SURE. 337 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,157 OW. 338 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,308 SO DID YOU TALK WITH NICOLE? 339 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,265 YEAH. SHE WON'T GET RID OF THE TATTOO. 340 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,168 WANTS TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH PETE ABOUT HER PAST. 341 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,038 LIKE THAT'S HEALTHY. 342 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,084 BERG, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM. 343 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,608 YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD, 344 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,210 BESIDES HE'S MY BEST FRIEND 345 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,713 AND IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 346 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,548 OK, THAT IS IT. 347 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,016 BERG, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COVERING MY SHIFT. 348 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,019 THIS IS A FRIEND. IS THIS NOT A FRIEND? 349 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,554 OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 350 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,590 UH, WHEN WE GET BACK, WE'LL ALL GO OUT TO DINNER. 351 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,657 YOU GUYS, ME, NICOLE. 352 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,727 YEAH. YEAH. 353 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,639 YOU'LL LOVE HER. SHE'S REALLY FUN TO GET TO KNOW. 354 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,497 APPARENTLY. 355 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,500 AHEM. 356 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:10,868 PETE, THERE'S JUST ONE THING. 357 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:15,472 UH, LISTEN, MAN. THIS IS... THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME, 358 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:21,679 BUT... A FEW YEARS AGO, I WENT OUT... 359 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,817 WITHOUT SUNBLOCK, 360 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,986 AND I REGRET IT TO THIS DAY. 361 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,056 THAT'S TOUGH, MAN. 362 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,357 YEAH. 363 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,226 SEE YA! 364 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,462 PETE, IT'S ABOUT YOU AND NICOLE. AHEM. 365 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,009 WHAT ABOUT ME AND NICOLE? 366 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,500 I THINK THAT YOU TWO COULD BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, BUT... 367 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,580 I DON'T NEED YOUR STAMP OF APPROVAL. 368 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,136 TOO LATE. 369 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,608 WELL, LOOK, JUST ONE TEENY-TINY THING 370 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,110 THAT I FEEL COULD BE A STUMBLING BLOCK BETWEEN YOU GUYS. 371 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,923 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. 372 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,480 LAST NIGHT, AS I WAS LEAVING THE BAR, 373 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,115 I ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF HER. 374 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,617 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE ME, 375 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,354 BUT NOT A WELL-ADJUSTED, SECURE MAN LIKE YOURSELF. 376 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,756 IF YOU'RE GONNA START PICKING HER APART, 377 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,236 IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE A BIT OF A DIFFERENCE, 378 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,226 SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER. 379 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,928 WHAT KIND OF TEENY-TINY THING 380 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,030 WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE YOU? 381 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,199 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. A FEW YEARS AGO, 382 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:18,268 I KINDA MET NICOLE AT A PARTY. 383 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,439 DON'T... DON'T TELL ME YOU SLEPT WITH HER. 384 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:27,578 WELL, THAT KIND OF RUINS THE END OF MY STORY. 385 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,180 THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. 386 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,993 YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THIS. NO? 387 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,150 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, 388 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,662 WALK UP TO EVERY GIRL I MEET AT A PARTY 389 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,231 AND GO, "EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU PLANNING ON DATING 390 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,321 PETE DUNVILLE IN 3 YEARS"? 391 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,923 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 392 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,202 SOMEHOW, YOU'VE ACTUALLY GONE BACK IN TIME 393 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,726 AND RUINED MY LIFE. 394 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:45,796 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HASN'T SLEPT WITH OTHER GUYS, TOO. 395 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,698 THERE'S A SILVER LINING. 396 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,102 PETE, IT WAS ONE NIGHT. 397 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,937 HE MEANT NOTHING TO HER. 398 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,138 LESS THAN NOTHING. 399 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,508 IN FACT, I THINK SHE KINDA HATES ME. 400 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,779 OK. ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU AND NICOLE HAD A DATE. 401 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,181 IT WASN'T EVEN A DATE. DATES ARE ROMANTIC. 402 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,516 I JUST PICKED HER UP AT A PARTY. 403 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,352 SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH. 404 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,455 IT'S IN THE PAST, OK? 405 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,991 I'M ERASING THE MENTAL IMAGE. 406 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,327 GONE. NO MORE FLAW. 407 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,763 HEY, HEY, YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A GUY. 408 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,132 I REALLY AM. 409 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:24,268 ANOTHER TEENY-TINY THING COULD COME UP. 410 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,714 DON'T WANT TO KNOW. DON'T NEED TO KNOW. 411 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,750 WHY? BECAUSE IT'S IN THE PAST, AND THERE IT WILL STAY 412 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,675 AS LONG AS I NEVER, EVER HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF IT AGAIN. 413 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,486 PETE, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, 414 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,432 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 415 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,568 IT'S ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE AND ME. 416 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,759 LOOK, BABE, HE ALREADY TOLD ME. 417 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:53,697 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WAS JUST A STUPID, DUMB THING. 418 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,100 LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, OK? 419 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,769 I AM SO... SO PAST IT. 420 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,472 IT WON'T BOTHER YOU? 421 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,307 WATCH IT NOT BOTHER ME. 422 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,377 OH, PETE. 423 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,878 NICOLE. 424 00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:10,314 OH... PETE. 425 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,315 NICOLE. 426 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,217 PETE. 427 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,218 NICOLE. 428 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,886 PETE. 429 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,555 BERG?! 430 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,560 PERFECT. 431 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,862 PETE? IS HE BACK YET? 432 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:26,898 NO. 433 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,332 AHH. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 434 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,933 I WAS SO UPSET 435 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,446 ABOUT THE WHOLE THING WITH NICOLE AND THE TATTOO 436 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,437 THAT I PUNCHED A MAILBOX, 437 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:36,974 CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN AND A POSSIBLE FEDERAL CRIME. 438 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,110 THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? 439 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,589 WELL, I THINK IT SOUNDS BETTER 440 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,693 THAN I WAS SO UPSET, I WRAPPED MY HAND IN THIS BANDAGE. 441 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:47,384 LOOK, IF HE WAS STILL UPSET, 442 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,031 YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN A CALL BY NOW. 443 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,966 IT'S NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU KEEP BOTTLED UP. 444 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,391 YOU. 445 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,327 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 446 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:01,798 IT WASN'T ME. OK, IT WAS ME, 447 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,068 BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. OK, IT WAS MY FAULT. 448 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,004 LOOK, I'M HURT. 449 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,976 TAKE THE BANDAGE OFF, BERG. 450 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,677 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME. 451 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,979 I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU'D DISOWN ME. 452 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,027 I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU WHEN YOU SET ME UP 453 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,091 WITH THAT PSYCHO FROM THE PERSONALS. 454 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,396 I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU 455 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,998 WHEN YOU SUBMITTED ME FOR THAT TRANSVESTITE SEGMENT 456 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,355 ON SALLY JESSY. 457 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,125 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A FREE TRIP TO NEW YORK. 458 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:33,630 I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU, BUT... I DIDN'T. 459 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,033 IT'S THE PRICE I PAY FOR BEING YOUR FRIEND. 460 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,469 YOU GOTTA FORGIVE A LOT. 461 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,404 SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH NICOLE? 462 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:44,608 WELL, AFTER SHE PRIED ME OFF THE CEILING AND WE TALKED, 463 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,711 I REALIZED IT DIDN'T MATTER. 464 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,515 I MEAN, THIS GIRL HAD THE MOTHER OF ALL FLAWS, 465 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,362 AND I STILL WANTED TO BE WITH HER. 466 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,020 OH. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 467 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,495 I... I REALLY BROUGHT YOU AND NICOLE A LITTLE CLOSER TOGETHER. 468 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,528 I'M NOT GONNA THANK YOU. 469 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,698 YOUR HAPPINESS IS THANKS ENOUGH. 470 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:12,102 I LOVE THAT YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON IN THIS ROOM 471 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,471 TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED. 472 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,507 BACK OFF, SISTER! 473 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,310 I CAN'T HELP IT. 474 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,710 WELL, TRY. 475 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,217 YOU ARM-WRESTLE LIKE A GIRL. 476 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,521 YOU SEE THAT? 477 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,091 THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? 478 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,660 COME ON. 479 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,030 COME ON. 480 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,205 SO, AHEM... 481 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,975 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' LATER? 31912

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