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- All those years
have led to this.
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All those torturous,
delinquent years,
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when I was too high to remember
have led to this moment,
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the most important,
lucrative night of my life.
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Rabbit, look what you've done.
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You've done good, buddy.
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You finally moved up and
got a piece of the pie.
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From living the high life
to living the high in life.
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Rabbit's back, baby.
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- Geez, look at the time,
I gotta get going here.
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I'm gonna have customers.
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I mean, fine dining patrons,
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beating down the
door in minutes.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
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miss, we're not open yet.
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You'll have to wait out front
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with the rest of the
customers in line.
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There is a line up
front, isn't it?
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Geez, I spend a fortune
on advertisement.
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Oh, please.
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Don't cry beautiful lady.
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You certainly have
a full basket.
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They catch the tears.
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What's your name young hot lady?
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- Thomasina Atkins,
people call me Tom.
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- I'm rabbit,
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I'm the owner of
this establishment.
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- It's beautiful.
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- Thank you.
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I spend a freaking
fortune on it.
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- I can tell.
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- Grand opening tonight.
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- Oh, it's your big night.
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I'm so sorry to cause
you any distress.
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- Believe me, anybody
in this dress is
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no problem at all.
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What can I do for you?
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- I just lost my waitress
job down the street
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and I'm on a really
tight budget,
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and now I'm not gonna be
able to afford to pay rent,
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or keep my bangy
thingies in check,
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or get any frivolous
streaming services
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or buy cowboy hats
from my lizard.
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- Oh, that's a hell of a pickle.
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- No, I don't want
sex from you, Mr.
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- Oh, why should you be
different than anyone else?
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I got it.
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The restaurant opens
in a couple of hours,
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and I could use all
the help I can get.
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- Does it look like
these hands do dishes?
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- No.
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- And I do not understand
the mysteries of cooking.
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- Oh, we have people for that.
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- And I don't do that.
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- Be a server?
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- Heck no.
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- Well, what is it that you do?
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You do that very well.
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- Totally.
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- I've got it.
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I think I just found my
new double D.
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Hostess.
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- What does, I'll take it.
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- Deal.
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So, this is where
the magic happens.
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- Wouldn't that be the kitchen?
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- No, this is where they
make the food disappear.
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A little restaurant humor.
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- Very little.
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It's so elegant, unless
it cost you a fortune.
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- It did.
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I inherited a small fortune
from a nephew who croaked.
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- He died?
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Aw, he must have
loved you so much.
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- I never met him.
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- You never met him?
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- No, I was too busy getting
high over multiple dimensions.
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It's a long story.
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I'd love to share with
you over coffee one day.
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- That's okay.
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- Okay.
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I'm not going back
to the old Rabbit.
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I'm not going back
to the old Rabbit.
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I'm not going back
to the old Rabbit.
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- Then don't.
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- So,
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would you like to meet the
rest of the crew and...
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- Let's do it.
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- This way.
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Girls, ladies, let
me introduce you
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to our new,
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a person at the front of
the house, Tom Atkins.
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Girls,
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are you texting each other?
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You could just
talk to each other,
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it's not that hard.
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Okay, good.
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Well, they're busy right now.
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They're prepping
for the big opening.
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- Obviously.
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- Let me show you to the
heart and soul, the kitchen.
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You're gonna love our new chef.
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- Oh, is he well known?
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- She, and she is known
across space and time.
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- Wow, girl power, all right.
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- Yes.
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Here it is.
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- A word with you, Rabbit.
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- In a moment.
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First, I want you to meet Tom.
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Tom, this is Sal,
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the best cook who answered
my one ads, Sal Monella.
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- Your name is Sal Monella?
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- That is correct.
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- You have Sal Monella
in your kitchen.
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- I have spread myself
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over every inch of every
surface of this establishment.
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- You got a problem or...
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- I just wouldn't
tell the diners that.
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- Pleased to make your
acquaintance .
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- Maybe later.
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- Your name is Tom, is it?
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- It is.
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- And yet you are
a woman, allegedly.
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- Definitely.
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- I'll be watching you.
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- Good to know.
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- Sal, you wanted
a word with me?
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- Permission to
speak commandant.
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- Granted.
131
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- This is union,
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this chef is unacceptable.
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- If you're talking union,
you are like banging her,
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yes, it's very unacceptable.
135
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- I am not stopping,
nor will I ever stop it.
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- Then what's the problem.
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- I am quite notorious
for my food, yeah?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- My food, ridiculous
on this eyes, yeah?
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Yeah.
- Yeah, yes.
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- Like clockwork, yeah?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah, yes.
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- Just like this time piece,
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which has survived many of wars
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and been handed down to me
throughout the generations.
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Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock,
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tick-tock, tick-tock,
tick-tock...
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- What's the problem, Sal?
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- This is suicide.
153
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I cannot work with that bitch.
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- But you've just met, Tom.
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- Not a confusingly named woman.
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Her.
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- That's right, it's
me motherfuckers.
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What's that sour
eating bitch
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complaining about now?
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- You lack the kitchen acumen
to which I am accustomed.
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- You slang slack at the
penitentiary, Pretzel Boy.
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- We Germans do not
look to the past,
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it is full of strife
from darkness,
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only to the future.
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But yeah, yeah,
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I trained and horned
my skills there.
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- Dropping the soap
is not a skill.
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It's a choice .
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- Or I can slit your
tiny little throat.
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- Guys, guys, we gotta
learn to get along.
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At least just for tonight,
it's important to me.
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So maybe it's just
first night jitters.
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- Sal does not jitter.
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- That's not what inmate
number 5727543 said.
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- I cannot work under
these conditions, Rabbit.
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- Bitch, bitch, bitch.
- Everybody, please.
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- Not today, Satan.
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Not today, Satan.
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You got this, Rabbit,
you got this, Rabbit.
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Don't go back to your old ways.
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I almost had a moment.
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- So, how do we course correct?
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- Man, we just
gotta work together,
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just for tonight, I beg of you.
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- You beg, Sal Monella?
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- Yes.
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- You need Sal Monella, no?
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- No, yes.
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- Fuck yes.
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- We're good.
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- We're good.
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- Want to hug it out?
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- The Germans do not hug.
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00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,528
- You sure?
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- Never, never ever.
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- Then we're good.
197
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- Yeah, we're always good.
198
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- So why don't you whip
up something as a trial
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or get the kinks worked out.
200
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- Such a treat for you.
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You hang on, I'll be right back.
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00:11:27,963 --> 00:11:30,344
- Take it easier on
my guy, will you?
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- As if?
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- Please.
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- Okay, I'll lay off that
masturbate race motherfucker.
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- Thank you.
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- More time for me to plan
on taking over the world.
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- We're over that now.
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This is a restaurant.
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- With a side of
cosmic domination.
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- We're legit now, remember?
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00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,540
- Oh, you're no
fucking fun anymore.
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- Just stick to the
recipes we labored over.
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- I am, dickhead.
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- I'll be waiting outside.
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Girls, you think you might
wanna try on your uniforms?
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00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,700
- You are so
screwed, aren't you?
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- I'm just circling the toilet
waiting for the big flush.
219
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- Or, you can pick yourself up
and go kick some ass tonight.
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- You're the only one
that's ever believed in me.
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- If you say so.
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- Do you really
think I can do it?
223
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- Okay, dick,
224
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let's put our differences aside
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and do this for that
dumb motherfucker,
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for the Rabbit.
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You're down?
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- I'm down, for the Rabbit.
229
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- Good, let's start with
the French onion soup.
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- In French they call it zup.
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- Then we'll serve
up a .
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Next course will be a
goddamn .
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- I like it.
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- And finish off
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with a motherfucking
beef burger .
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How do you like that shit?
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- My taste buds are
good .
238
00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:09,581
- Then burst a move.
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00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,513
- Yeah.
240
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,490
- What's the fucking problem?
241
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- Yeah, they came.
242
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:29,463
- What's the fucking problem?
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- The ingredients
are .
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- Say what?
245
00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:36,401
- There are no ingredients,
except for this.
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- Fucking Rabbit.
247
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- We can't go on.
248
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- Baby, you tripping.
249
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- We must forfeit.
250
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- Well, we're going, all right?
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You think you're some
posh motherfucking chef?
252
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:51,071
Well, then, prove it.
253
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,833
- We are not serving
farty cowboys.
254
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- Somehow, some way, make
it happen crowd mouth.
255
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,048
- Where did you go?
256
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,555
- It's pretty fancy, huh?
257
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- It's nice as heck.
258
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,938
- Now what?
259
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,423
- Oh, I think we are supposed
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to put it on the table, okay.
261
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,738
1, 2, 3.
- 1, 2, 3.
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- Oh, I can smell it.
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00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:46,920
It smells good, huh?
264
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,819
- Almost.
265
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,237
Top off.
266
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,378
- Vanessa.
267
00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,725
- Idiot, she means this.
268
00:15:07,976 --> 00:15:10,219
- What the hell is that?
269
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:12,428
- It looks like
beanie weenie to me.
270
00:15:12,428 --> 00:15:16,605
- That's not a French
dish, I can't pronounce.
271
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:21,575
Sal, Sal...
272
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,137
What the hell
happened, fuck dude.
273
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:34,692
- You will address me as
chef dude, I earned it.
274
00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:37,729
- You've earned a
boot of your nut sack,
275
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,559
is what you've earned.
276
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,801
- You trusted in me.
277
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,320
- You will, this is
no time for jokes.
278
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,944
- I assure you this is
knock, knock, knock.
279
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,463
- Ebee, please explain.
280
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,706
- You didn't place
281
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,259
the motherfucking food
order motherfucker.
282
00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:51,951
- I thought you
were gonna do it.
283
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,954
- I was, but you said
you'd take care of it.
284
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,922
- I assumed you'd know I'd
mess it up and do it anyway.
285
00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:59,165
- Well, I tried to give
286
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,512
your dumb ass the
benefit of the doubt.
287
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,444
- So it's your fault.
288
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:04,273
- Not me, scrotum face.
289
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,448
- What are we gonna do?
290
00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,622
We're opening soon, proto.
291
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:13,834
- We don't have time to
hit the grocery store,
292
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,250
and there's no time to order in.
293
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,943
- We can't close, all
the VIPs will be here.
294
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:22,015
Oh geez, Louise.
295
00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:26,640
- You know, maybe...
296
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:27,572
- Get your...
297
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:32,853
Oh just show me a sign that
everything's gonna be alright.
298
00:16:37,927 --> 00:16:40,206
Oh don't show me a sign that
everything will be okay.
299
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:51,976
You have a plan?
300
00:16:51,976 --> 00:16:55,117
- We must make do with the
beans on the French .
301
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,361
- Don't worry your old ass.
302
00:16:57,361 --> 00:16:59,673
Ebee's got a motherfucking plan.
303
00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:01,123
- I've heard that before.
304
00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:03,850
- Just run your show
and we'll run ours.
305
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,127
These will be the best beans
306
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,440
and tiny dick sausages
they've ever eaten.
307
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,407
- My high standard indeed.
308
00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,926
- No, get out,
309
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,065
we've got work to do.
310
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:18,658
- He helps this, he helps
this, he helps this.
311
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,178
Ebee, how are we
going to win this war?
312
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,559
- White people don't
know how to eat anyhow,
313
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,182
and that's a fact jerk.
314
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:28,530
It's all about the picture,
or if it makes them happy.
315
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:31,671
- Yeah, but we are still working
with beans on
316
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:34,018
or not even the German
quality, I might add.
317
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,537
I'm not happy.
318
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:40,128
- Yeah, I got a
secret ingredient.
319
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,371
It's a happy spice.
320
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:46,755
- ,
sumac, .
321
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,412
- Weed, motherfucker.
322
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,624
- Lots and lots of exotic weed.
323
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,353
- Cushy.
324
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,151
- Phones down.
325
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,464
Phones down, please.
326
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:08,363
Come on, this is important.
327
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:12,056
Attention.
328
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:12,953
- Oh I have ADDE.
329
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,990
- Oh, I have ADHD.
330
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:18,097
- I mean, stand up
straight, arms to the side.
331
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,556
We must all adhere to the
exacting standards of the owner,
332
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,282
the master of the restaurant.
333
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:32,559
- Isn't that you?
334
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:33,560
- Sure, it is.
335
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:39,118
Our appearance must be as
meticulous as our food,
336
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,534
and that's gone down the tube.
337
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,156
So we have to look extra good.
338
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,123
Nails.
339
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,918
On point, smiles.
340
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:50,163
Outstanding.
341
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:52,683
Boobies.
342
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:54,374
- No.
343
00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,410
- Worth the shot.
344
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:57,895
Where's Tom?
345
00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,103
- Coming.
346
00:19:02,762 --> 00:19:05,592
- Wow.
- Oh, where'd you get that?
347
00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,215
- Just a little something
I threw together.
348
00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,250
Do you like it?
349
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,217
- Rabbit wanna grab it.
350
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:12,599
- How about no.
351
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,053
- As you all know, this
is a big night for me,
352
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,572
for all of us.
353
00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,539
I need this to work
for so many reasons.
354
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,163
- Beanie weenies.
355
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,785
- Thanks for reminding me.
356
00:19:25,785 --> 00:19:29,375
The deck is clearly stacked
against me, food-wise.
357
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,963
So it all comes down
to excellent service.
358
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,275
That's where we'll win.
359
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,968
Vanessa, Nicky.
360
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,419
- Huh?
361
00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,456
- I'm screwed sideways
up the bean hole.
362
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:46,875
It's time.
363
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,117
- What's wrong.
364
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:50,430
- Mother hovered in
a barb wire thong.
365
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,466
What am I gonna do?
366
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,746
- Here's what you're gonna do.
367
00:19:55,746 --> 00:19:57,472
You're gonna pull up
your adult diapers,
368
00:19:57,472 --> 00:19:59,336
and then you're
just gonna go do it.
369
00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:00,302
- And then what?
370
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,924
- And then do it again.
371
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:03,685
- And then what?
372
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,100
- Repeat as necessary.
373
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:05,928
- A little kiss?
374
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,655
- Oh but don't do that again.
375
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,279
- Best pep dog never.
376
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:14,385
Rabbit's got this.
377
00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,801
It's the moment of truth.
378
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,424
Little drum roll please.
379
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,913
And here we go.
380
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:32,196
- Oh, I'm really not
good with word scrambles,
381
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,128
...
382
00:20:34,854 --> 00:20:35,855
I don't get it.
383
00:20:35,855 --> 00:20:37,374
- Lelapin Haut.
384
00:20:38,478 --> 00:20:39,721
It means a high rabbit.
385
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,309
- Catchy.
386
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,450
- Because we serve
high cuisine and such.
387
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,486
- And shouldn't it be
called Rabbit's bean hole?
388
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:50,456
- Nobody wants to eat that.
389
00:20:50,456 --> 00:20:51,974
- You said it.
390
00:20:51,974 --> 00:20:54,770
- Just open the
door, Major Double D.
391
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,048
- Major D.
392
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,279
- Wow, it's right across
the street from Gucci.
393
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,349
- Isn't that so cute.
394
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:24,559
- Hi.
395
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,492
- Oh, I love it.
- Hi.
396
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:27,734
Oh, get one, get one.
397
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:28,563
There you go.
398
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,739
- Did you guys come
in here on purpose?
399
00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:33,740
- Yeah, of course.
400
00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:36,950
- Is someone chasing you?
401
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:38,227
Should I call the feds?
402
00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:39,090
- We heard this is
the new hot shot.
403
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,540
- From who?
404
00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,093
- Can you get us in or not?
405
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,026
- Lemme check.
406
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:46,719
As luck would have it,
407
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:48,859
I can squeeze you
in, but just barely.
408
00:21:48,859 --> 00:21:50,412
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
409
00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:51,862
- Don't push that button.
410
00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:53,242
- Why?
411
00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,347
- We got some suckers.
412
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,348
I mean, diners.
413
00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:59,179
- Look alive everybody.
414
00:21:59,179 --> 00:22:00,836
- Back to your stations.
415
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:02,631
- We're in business bitches.
416
00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:14,678
- Your server will be
right with you guys.
417
00:22:14,678 --> 00:22:15,644
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
418
00:22:17,543 --> 00:22:19,027
- It's so exciting.
419
00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:24,135
I think I'll frame their
money from the bill,
420
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,240
first dollar from
the first customer.
421
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,655
- They're dining dashers.
422
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,795
I know the type, I am one.
423
00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:31,695
- Where's Vanessa and Nikki?
424
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:36,113
- Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
425
00:22:37,425 --> 00:22:38,978
- That's okay, I'll do it.
426
00:22:40,462 --> 00:22:42,188
- I took the liberty of
making you some new menus.
427
00:22:42,188 --> 00:22:43,569
- Thank you very much.
428
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,229
- Oh, no.
429
00:22:49,229 --> 00:22:50,196
- It's gonna be okay.
430
00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:51,162
- Some shit gonna lit up seats.
431
00:22:53,337 --> 00:22:54,303
I'm so fucking high.
432
00:22:55,477 --> 00:22:57,168
- Good evening ladies.
433
00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:57,997
- Who are you?
434
00:22:57,997 --> 00:22:59,619
- My name is Rabbit.
435
00:22:59,619 --> 00:23:01,897
This is my establishment.
436
00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:05,142
Being you're our first customer,
437
00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,282
I thought I would
wait on you myself
438
00:23:07,282 --> 00:23:09,042
for excellent tip top service.
439
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,147
- Aww, yay.
440
00:23:12,598 --> 00:23:13,426
- Get it?
441
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:14,393
Tip top.
442
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:22,228
- How did you get
this job again?
443
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:23,471
- Maybe you don't get it.
444
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:25,265
That's okay.
445
00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:26,646
What can I get you, ma'am?
446
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,372
- I'll have the weenies
and beans please.
447
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:30,616
- Oh, excellent choice.
448
00:23:30,616 --> 00:23:32,134
And for you young lady?
449
00:23:32,134 --> 00:23:35,828
- I think I'll have
the number one.
450
00:23:35,828 --> 00:23:39,279
- Oh, equally
scrumptious choice.
451
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:43,352
- I can't decide between the
number one or the number two.
452
00:23:43,352 --> 00:23:46,079
- I assure you the
number two is just
453
00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,668
as excellent as the number one.
454
00:23:49,807 --> 00:23:51,257
- Okay, I'll get
the number two then.
455
00:23:51,257 --> 00:23:53,121
- Okay, excellent choice.
456
00:23:53,121 --> 00:23:54,950
I couldn't have
chosen better myself.
457
00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:58,091
- Wait, you didn't
write any of this down.
458
00:23:58,091 --> 00:23:59,023
- No need.
459
00:23:59,886 --> 00:24:00,646
- Ooh.
460
00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:01,578
- You're good.
461
00:24:03,096 --> 00:24:03,994
- You're pretty.
462
00:24:03,994 --> 00:24:05,236
- You're pretty.
463
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,686
I'm gonna share
my tips with you.
464
00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,102
- Okay, I probably won't
share mine with you.
465
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:09,931
- Okay.
466
00:24:11,104 --> 00:24:13,072
- Let me just get
this to the kitchen.
467
00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:26,948
We got some, we got some.
468
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,190
- Well, lay it on us.
469
00:24:29,226 --> 00:24:30,469
- What?
470
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,056
- The orders, what
are they getting?
471
00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:32,954
- I forget.
472
00:24:34,058 --> 00:24:35,439
- They only have the one thing.
473
00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,510
It's not what they
got, it's how many?
474
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,373
- 1, 2, 3,
475
00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:40,409
4, 5, 6.
476
00:24:42,860 --> 00:24:43,792
- 6?
477
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:44,966
Well, that's a great start.
478
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,933
- No, it's three.
479
00:24:46,933 --> 00:24:48,763
- I just saw you count to six.
480
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:52,663
- I was counting
boobies, three girls,
481
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,391
six boobies as three girls
is three, three orders.
482
00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:58,876
- It must be that
new fucking meth.
483
00:24:58,876 --> 00:25:00,706
Then order up
three of that shit.
484
00:25:08,023 --> 00:25:08,955
- Is it ready?
485
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,269
- Yeah, we all go.
486
00:25:13,442 --> 00:25:14,927
- The hell we are.
487
00:25:14,927 --> 00:25:17,032
I haven't even checked the
dishes yet motherfucker,
488
00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,482
wink wink.
489
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:22,590
- My plating standard is
above grade across the board.
490
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:25,696
- I must approve
all dishes, wink,
491
00:25:25,696 --> 00:25:29,873
leaving this wink kitchen
motherfucker, wink, wink.
492
00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:32,807
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see.
493
00:25:32,807 --> 00:25:35,188
- Are we ready or not?
494
00:25:35,188 --> 00:25:36,914
- Turn around Rabbit.
495
00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:46,096
- Good to go.
496
00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,858
Bon appetit, bitches.
497
00:25:51,204 --> 00:25:53,655
- You're acting very
sketchy for a legit business
498
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:56,002
that isn't based on weed.
499
00:25:56,002 --> 00:25:58,280
Ladies dinner is served.
500
00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:02,181
Aren't you gonna taste it?
501
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:04,459
- Oh, we don't
actually eat food.
502
00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:05,667
- Well...
503
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:06,875
- Yeah, no, we just
take photos of it.
504
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:09,602
- What do you mean,
you have to eat.
505
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,673
- We just live off
supplements and brain water.
506
00:26:11,673 --> 00:26:14,469
- I'm not sure if
that's working.
507
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,405
Here, now, let's do the
Rabbit .
508
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:21,821
- Oh my God.
509
00:26:22,684 --> 00:26:23,547
- Wow.
510
00:26:29,795 --> 00:26:30,623
- Really?
511
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:31,486
- Mmh.
512
00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:32,314
- Lemme try.
513
00:26:32,314 --> 00:26:33,937
- Yeah, it's so good.
514
00:26:37,423 --> 00:26:38,251
- So silly.
515
00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:42,704
- Oh my gosh, stop it.
516
00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:44,706
There's no way, that's so
much better than vitamins.
517
00:26:49,055 --> 00:26:49,884
- I know.
518
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:52,818
- Oh my gosh.
519
00:26:57,167 --> 00:26:58,962
- I think they like it.
520
00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,135
- Is it getting hot in here?
521
00:27:00,135 --> 00:27:01,033
- Yeah.
- It is amazing.
522
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,448
It is amazing.
523
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:12,976
- Yes, yes, my God.
524
00:27:15,461 --> 00:27:17,325
Oh my God, anyone else
getting a little bit horny?
525
00:27:17,325 --> 00:27:18,222
- Oh yeah.
526
00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,465
- Maybe a lot of it.
527
00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:21,536
- Amazing.
528
00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:22,744
- I already put my
foot on side break.
529
00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,438
- Oh yeah.
- This beans are amazing.
530
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,998
- We actually have customers.
531
00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,655
- They're all here
to support you.
532
00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,313
- I'm so happy,
I could kiss you.
533
00:27:41,556 --> 00:27:42,730
- Could you go back
to being sad then?
534
00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:46,078
- I'd be so sad,
I'd wanna kiss you.
535
00:27:46,078 --> 00:27:48,045
- Be like me, feel nothing.
536
00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,747
- Well, thank you
for joining us.
537
00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,024
- I tell you what,
538
00:28:01,024 --> 00:28:02,473
I wouldn't miss this for
the world.
539
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,406
- Shall do tell, we've
been camped on kitty corner
540
00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:05,960
for several weeks just waiting
541
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,272
for this shin dig
to dig it shins,
542
00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:09,308
I tell you what?
543
00:28:09,308 --> 00:28:10,758
- Huh.
544
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:13,001
- You've been camped out on the
street for weeks, literally?
545
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,416
- Tell you what?
546
00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:15,866
The truck nuts fell
off the .
547
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:17,454
And we sent her out to
fetch and found that...
548
00:28:17,454 --> 00:28:20,422
- Ended up being a
great spot for business.
549
00:28:20,422 --> 00:28:24,288
- Lots of Johns with
D buckets churching,
550
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,496
I tell what you what.
551
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,291
- For I tell
you what a virtual
552
00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,915
goldmine of a fishing hole
if you tell what I'm telling.
553
00:28:30,847 --> 00:28:33,504
- I do not, walk this way.
554
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:34,471
- Oh.
- That I can try.
555
00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:40,926
- Dear all 12 of you, I am at...
556
00:28:57,459 --> 00:29:01,187
And I tell you what
social media land,
557
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:02,706
we is moving on up.
558
00:29:02,706 --> 00:29:03,949
That's right.
559
00:29:03,949 --> 00:29:05,709
Daddy got a brand
new booty ladies.
560
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,711
I tell you what, that's right.
561
00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:09,299
- Tag me on that, tag me.
562
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,097
- Thank you my lady.
563
00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:18,895
- Wait, I tell you this
place is fancy as .
564
00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:21,242
- I bet you, we see some stars
565
00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:23,244
what from them picture
shows tell you.
566
00:29:23,244 --> 00:29:26,212
- I'm here to tell
you, I bet we do.
567
00:29:26,212 --> 00:29:27,524
- Do tell.
568
00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:28,697
- Told and done.
569
00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:29,526
- Tell it.
570
00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:30,527
- Done and told.
571
00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:31,355
- Tell.
572
00:29:32,598 --> 00:29:34,186
- I'll tell you how
much I appreciate
573
00:29:34,186 --> 00:29:36,809
this night with you my sweet.
574
00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,155
- It weren't nothing, no.
575
00:29:38,155 --> 00:29:40,226
- Oh, I'm telling
you it's something.
576
00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:42,988
You told me you were
standing your ground.
577
00:29:42,988 --> 00:29:46,577
Didn't tell about the
plight to the common worker,
578
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:49,442
and getting told enough to tell.
579
00:29:49,442 --> 00:29:51,375
- You told her I did tell too.
580
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,618
- It was a lost leader.
581
00:29:52,618 --> 00:29:56,104
- I tell you what,
due to inflation
582
00:29:56,104 --> 00:30:00,937
we done up the prize of that
honeypot to 10 full cent.
583
00:30:00,937 --> 00:30:05,527
Yeah, double the price of
admission and don't tell, yeah.
584
00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:09,669
- My gutter feels
like Kim Kardashian.
585
00:30:09,669 --> 00:30:12,914
- I tell you what, Kim
Kardashian is rough, bumpy,
586
00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:14,295
and needs a shot of a week.
587
00:30:15,537 --> 00:30:17,056
Oh, that's a day of
going Kim Kardashian.
588
00:30:17,056 --> 00:30:18,195
- You tell it.
589
00:30:19,887 --> 00:30:21,681
- You're Kim Kardashian.
590
00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,442
- Told.
591
00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:26,031
- Oh, you're so sweet to me.
592
00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:27,860
- I'm telling you true, sweety.
593
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,897
If it weren't for you,
594
00:30:29,897 --> 00:30:31,450
we wouldn't be here
595
00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:34,556
eating these fine vitals and
in our Sunday best, I tell.
596
00:30:34,556 --> 00:30:36,075
- Tell you what,
597
00:30:36,075 --> 00:30:38,353
we is riding high on the
ding, dang wing, won hog.
598
00:30:42,702 --> 00:30:44,325
- I tell you, I concur.
599
00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:45,291
- I see.
600
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:52,851
- Well, here's all the
papers with the food words.
601
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,644
- Okay.
602
00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:59,754
- We will be having the
most expensive roadkill
603
00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:02,032
this menu done told,
604
00:31:02,032 --> 00:31:05,173
thanks to this working
girl who works it.
605
00:31:05,173 --> 00:31:08,452
And our venture
into cryptocurrency
606
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:11,939
has been quite profitable,
I tell you what?
607
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:15,425
- Oh right, you're not in
like Bitcoin or whatever?
608
00:31:15,425 --> 00:31:18,600
- I Gotta tell you, I'm not
sure what to tell that is,
609
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,050
but it was his idea
610
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,466
to pick the pockets of the dead
people we find in the alley.
611
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:27,161
- Great, I'm literally
gonna go do anything else.
612
00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:30,578
- It is sustainable
as fuck, I tell you.
613
00:31:31,406 --> 00:31:32,442
- You done told her.
614
00:31:33,926 --> 00:31:35,755
- Like to at,
like I see you.
615
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,034
- There's something
so mysterious
616
00:31:38,034 --> 00:31:39,621
and sexy about that eye patch.
617
00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:42,486
- I'm keep an eye out for you.
618
00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,903
- Oh.
- Oh my gosh.
619
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:45,731
- Daddy.
620
00:31:45,731 --> 00:31:46,559
- Oh.
621
00:31:47,457 --> 00:31:48,423
- Okay.
622
00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:53,532
- Hey, make sure you're
stirring those beans upright.
623
00:31:53,532 --> 00:31:54,809
- Stop staring me up.
624
00:31:54,809 --> 00:31:56,155
- What?
625
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,021
- Stop staring me up, chef.
626
00:32:00,021 --> 00:32:02,299
- That's more like
it, schnitzel dick.
627
00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:08,305
- God's speed my friends.
628
00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:09,686
- Cool, that's a bet
you're gonna lose.
629
00:32:11,067 --> 00:32:13,310
- That looks good, I tell you.
630
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,619
I tell what, you don't told.
631
00:32:48,104 --> 00:32:50,485
- I propose a toast,
if I don't tell.
632
00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:52,729
- I see it, I'm about to tell.
633
00:32:52,729 --> 00:32:53,972
- I tell you, I'm about to tell.
634
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:54,834
- Tell it.
635
00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:55,974
- I'm gonna tell you.
636
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,320
- Tell it.
637
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,494
- I tell you what?
638
00:32:59,494 --> 00:33:00,495
I forgot what I was gonna tell.
639
00:33:01,738 --> 00:33:03,050
- Beautiful words, I tell you.
640
00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:03,912
- Thank you.
641
00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:05,707
- Cheers.
642
00:33:05,707 --> 00:33:06,570
- Cheers.
643
00:33:07,537 --> 00:33:09,815
- Tell you what, let's chow.
644
00:33:16,925 --> 00:33:18,479
- Oh, sweet relief.
645
00:33:20,481 --> 00:33:23,311
- Better than
awesome, I tell you.
646
00:33:24,588 --> 00:33:26,107
- Do tell,
647
00:33:26,107 --> 00:33:28,316
food in this establishment
is like your .
648
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:30,042
It's got prizes in it.
649
00:33:31,216 --> 00:33:33,528
Usually wedding bands.
650
00:33:33,528 --> 00:33:37,843
I ain't never got a time
piece before, I tell you what.
651
00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:41,157
- I tell you the time
that shoe fell out.
652
00:33:41,157 --> 00:33:43,676
- Tell you what,
that was a work boot.
653
00:33:47,059 --> 00:33:49,406
- Ooh, I love how you
stuck weenie in your mouth.
654
00:33:51,374 --> 00:33:52,202
- Oh.
655
00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:03,075
- Wow, where'd they
get her a .
656
00:34:06,596 --> 00:34:08,322
- Welcome to Lelapin.
657
00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:11,083
Here you go.
658
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,222
- It took you long enough.
659
00:34:12,222 --> 00:34:13,223
- I'm sorry.
660
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:16,468
- Yeah, you are actually.
661
00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:19,850
Is this a joke?
662
00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,163
- No, I don't think so.
663
00:34:22,163 --> 00:34:23,647
- You know what?
664
00:34:23,647 --> 00:34:25,684
Don't get smart with me you
little bitch, all right?
665
00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,445
It's not my fault that
you make the minimum wage.
666
00:34:28,445 --> 00:34:30,516
You could at least
crack a smile.
667
00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:34,624
I come here a lot, all right,
668
00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:37,247
and I spend a lot of money here.
669
00:34:37,247 --> 00:34:39,353
- Oh, we've only been
open for an hour.
670
00:34:39,353 --> 00:34:40,871
- Get your manager.
671
00:34:42,977 --> 00:34:44,358
Are you the manager?
672
00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:45,876
- Oh no.
673
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:48,327
- Now, stop fucking around
and go get your manager.
674
00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:49,742
- I'm not in trouble, am I?
675
00:34:49,742 --> 00:34:51,986
I can't go back to
prison bath fights.
676
00:34:53,781 --> 00:34:55,265
- Geez.
677
00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:57,060
- What seems to be the
problem here, miss?
678
00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:00,408
- You're the manager?
679
00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:02,617
- Actually, I'm the owner.
680
00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,930
- Another smart ass, I see.
681
00:35:06,449 --> 00:35:07,657
And what the hell's going on
with these whores over here?
682
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,453
Got their titties out.
683
00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:12,558
- They're French.
684
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,493
- My kid doesn't need
to see that, okay?
685
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:17,425
Look at them.
686
00:35:19,565 --> 00:35:20,808
- Your kid?
687
00:35:20,808 --> 00:35:23,431
- Don't talk about
my family, okay?
688
00:35:23,431 --> 00:35:25,951
- What exactly is
it that you want?
689
00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,435
- Don't interrupt me again,
690
00:35:27,435 --> 00:35:31,439
I'm the customer and I
pay your salary, okay?
691
00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:33,407
- Not if you don't order.
692
00:35:33,407 --> 00:35:35,754
- I'm trying to make
a point, all right?
693
00:35:35,754 --> 00:35:37,445
Like the point on your head.
694
00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:38,377
- Then make it.
695
00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:42,864
- I'll just take the number
one, and make it quick, okay?
696
00:35:42,864 --> 00:35:44,487
Because I have places to go,
697
00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:46,834
people to see, and things to do.
698
00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:47,766
- Right away.
699
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,184
- Why are you still
standing there?
700
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,323
- Shell-shocked.
701
00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:54,876
- Chop-chop, okay?
702
00:35:54,876 --> 00:35:56,395
My husband is a lawyer.
703
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,124
- Ass hole.
704
00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:05,404
- He be coming baby,
just like that.
705
00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,441
Don't fuck that bread up.
706
00:36:07,441 --> 00:36:10,306
- I assure you, my knife
skills are second to none.
707
00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:18,762
- You don't have time for
no motherfucking break.
708
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,350
Get back to work
to chickenstein.
709
00:36:21,696 --> 00:36:24,078
- Are you on break really?
710
00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:26,184
Sorry, high fives
are for winners.
711
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,603
- How does my hair look?
712
00:36:31,603 --> 00:36:33,639
- It's really good,
you look so cute.
713
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,641
- Hey, we're here,
it's Barbie and Kendra.
714
00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:36,815
- Reservations for two, please.
715
00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:38,575
- Yay.
716
00:36:38,575 --> 00:36:40,094
- This is like so exciting.
717
00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:41,682
- Oh look at that table cloth.
718
00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:43,511
- Oh, and she's so much
better than our couch.
719
00:36:43,511 --> 00:36:46,549
- Does the red clash
with my pink though?
720
00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:47,377
- No.
721
00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:48,654
- Okay.
722
00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:49,310
- Definitely not,
you look so cute.
723
00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:50,829
- You too.
724
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:53,487
- Your server will be with
you, maybe, eventually.
725
00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:54,384
- Thank you.
726
00:36:54,384 --> 00:36:55,627
- Thanks.
727
00:36:55,627 --> 00:36:56,662
- Oh my God, this
is so exciting.
728
00:36:56,662 --> 00:36:57,939
- I know.
729
00:36:57,939 --> 00:36:59,182
Can you believe this
is really happening?
730
00:36:59,182 --> 00:37:01,564
- No, we haven't been
out since the pandemic.
731
00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,497
- Unless you count
deep space and...
732
00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:05,119
- No, no, no, we
don't mention that.
733
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,432
I want that to be
like a distant memory.
734
00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:08,812
- Totally, totally, totally.
735
00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:11,677
It's been like two years
since we got dressed up.
736
00:37:11,677 --> 00:37:14,370
- Yeah, but admit it,
we always look fab.
737
00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:15,785
- Okay, I admit it to the max.
738
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,237
- And we didn't even put
on any pandemic weight.
739
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,445
I mean, look at this dress,
740
00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:22,101
it fits me like it's a dream.
741
00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:24,069
- It's because all
we had to eat was
742
00:37:24,069 --> 00:37:25,726
like gummy llamas and
the water.
743
00:37:25,726 --> 00:37:26,658
- Oh true.
744
00:37:26,658 --> 00:37:27,693
- But I got my coca boobs.
745
00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,074
- Yeah, you did.
746
00:37:29,074 --> 00:37:30,627
- I just have my COVID socks.
747
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,181
Gotta keep a perky.
748
00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:34,113
- Good track.
749
00:37:42,087 --> 00:37:44,158
- So is this like
the new normal?
750
00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:46,712
- What, looking cute in
chewing and doing?
751
00:37:46,712 --> 00:37:48,404
It's always been our normal.
752
00:37:49,715 --> 00:37:51,234
- say high five.
- Say high five.
753
00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,166
Wait,
754
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,272
can we do this in real life now?
755
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,412
- I mean, I think so.
756
00:37:56,412 --> 00:37:58,276
But it'd like so weird.
757
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,347
- Yeah, I haven't
touched another person
in like two years.
758
00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,486
- Why your face?
759
00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:03,177
You were like totally
all over that.
760
00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,663
- Oh, that was not personal,
761
00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:08,078
that was called essential work.
762
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:08,907
- Okay.
763
00:38:08,907 --> 00:38:09,839
- Okay.
764
00:38:14,222 --> 00:38:15,085
- Get up, get up.
765
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,086
- Okay, 1, 2, 3.
766
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,502
- High five.
- High five.
767
00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:18,917
- Kiss in them .
768
00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:22,300
- Oh my God, my
purse's on the floor.
769
00:38:25,682 --> 00:38:26,511
- Oh my God.
770
00:38:27,546 --> 00:38:28,375
- Oh my God.
771
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,237
- WTF.
772
00:38:29,237 --> 00:38:30,169
- It's him, it's him.
773
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,311
- It really is him.
774
00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:37,798
Oh what, he's like so
much taller than on TV.
775
00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:40,801
- Yeah, that's because it
was only a 32-inch TV, duh.
776
00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:45,323
He's like so much
hotter than on Zoom.
777
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,945
- Oh so much way hotter.
778
00:38:46,945 --> 00:38:48,326
- Thanks.
779
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,431
- Did he hear us?
780
00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:52,709
- I don't know, are we live?
781
00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:53,641
- Our mics must be on.
782
00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,436
- Hey girls,
783
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:58,128
Barbie and Kendra, right?
784
00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:00,027
What are you doing here?
785
00:39:00,027 --> 00:39:02,270
- I like totally dunno how to
navigate real life anymore.
786
00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:03,341
- No.
787
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,652
- Do you mind if I sit down?
788
00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:05,929
I can't seem to find my party.
789
00:39:05,929 --> 00:39:07,483
- Oh, we're your
party now tiger.
790
00:39:09,519 --> 00:39:11,349
- Put the mute button
for .
791
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,730
- Yes, sit, sit, sit.
792
00:39:17,044 --> 00:39:19,495
- I cannot believe
that you're here.
793
00:39:19,495 --> 00:39:20,703
- I'm here.
794
00:39:20,703 --> 00:39:22,187
- It's so amazing.
795
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:25,155
- Oh, hi, here's your food.
796
00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,087
- Oh yeah.
- Thank you.
797
00:39:26,087 --> 00:39:27,537
- But we haven't ordered yet.
798
00:39:27,537 --> 00:39:28,918
- Yeah, but this is what
you would've ordered, right?
799
00:39:28,918 --> 00:39:29,746
- True.
800
00:39:29,746 --> 00:39:30,678
- I'm gonna get you.
801
00:39:30,678 --> 00:39:32,542
- So how've you been like?
802
00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:33,405
- Tell us everything.
803
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,682
- Tell us everything.
804
00:39:34,682 --> 00:39:35,614
- Been great, just
babysitting cats.
805
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,892
- Babysitting cats.
806
00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,066
- I still have
that passion, yeah.
807
00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:40,343
- Wait, so did I hear that
808
00:39:40,343 --> 00:39:44,071
you're like you like
drive and race cars?
809
00:39:44,071 --> 00:39:46,004
- I do, I have modified that.
810
00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:47,212
I have to guy drive,
811
00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,800
but I drive a race
car in a lower class,
812
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,215
yeah.
- Oh wow.
813
00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:51,354
- And that's amazing.
814
00:39:51,354 --> 00:39:52,493
- Coolest thing ever.
815
00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:53,425
- That's sexy.
- I've had
816
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:54,909
that passion before cats.
817
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,117
I've actually been racing
for many, many years.
818
00:39:56,117 --> 00:39:56,946
- Seriously?
819
00:39:56,946 --> 00:39:57,774
- Yeah.
820
00:39:57,774 --> 00:39:58,603
- Wow.
821
00:39:58,603 --> 00:39:59,535
- Yeah.
822
00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:00,467
- How did you get into that?
823
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,020
- Just had to stay alive.
824
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,160
You gotta find things for
habits to keep you alive,
825
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,610
and racing was it.
826
00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:08,406
I was at a point in my life
where everything was depressing,
827
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,268
nothing worked,
828
00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,201
I couldn't do nothing,
829
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:13,997
and bam, I found racing
and loved it ever since.
830
00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,585
- Wow.
- So cool.
831
00:40:15,585 --> 00:40:17,725
- Yeah, some people can't
believe I can drive like this.
832
00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:18,554
I do.
833
00:40:18,554 --> 00:40:19,486
- You're like amazing.
834
00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,694
You're so amazing.
835
00:40:20,694 --> 00:40:21,626
- I don't know
about that, but...
836
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:22,454
- It's cool.
837
00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,421
- I never give up.
838
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:24,698
- So how's Joey .
839
00:40:24,698 --> 00:40:26,424
- He's hanging in there.
840
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,909
He's had some issues, he's
been in solitary a lot,
841
00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:31,877
but he's never seen the whole
version of tiger come in.
842
00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,154
- What?
- What?
843
00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:34,639
- Yeah, yeah, they
keep him locked up
844
00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:37,020
in solitary quite a bit
'cause of popularity.
845
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,263
- Oh my gosh,
846
00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:39,575
but good thing he
looks good in orange.
847
00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:40,438
- Yeah.
848
00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:42,543
- So I have to ask this
849
00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:44,096
and I'm sure everybody
asked you this,
850
00:40:44,096 --> 00:40:46,444
but what was up with the
fire, and who did it?
851
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,169
- Oh my gosh, in
the first episode
852
00:40:48,169 --> 00:40:52,001
there's a producer on
there and his name's Kirk,
853
00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,417
and we have video
footage of him going
854
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:55,936
in front of the office
at the same time
855
00:40:55,936 --> 00:40:58,939
that the fire was at night,
like four in the morning.
856
00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:00,596
And he's walking in
front of the cameras.
857
00:41:00,596 --> 00:41:01,873
- What?
858
00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:02,805
- That seems like
proof right there.
859
00:41:02,805 --> 00:41:03,978
- No, he left the country.
860
00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:05,704
There's a whole safe missing,
861
00:41:05,704 --> 00:41:07,085
with hard drives in it,
and he left the country.
862
00:41:09,018 --> 00:41:10,468
- He fled.
863
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:13,678
- To a country where he can't
be extradited back so...
864
00:41:13,678 --> 00:41:14,955
- Wait, there's a safe missing
865
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:16,335
with stuff inside of it?
- There's a whole safe
866
00:41:16,335 --> 00:41:17,405
missing with footage.
867
00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:18,855
And he did a documentary,
868
00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:22,480
and some of that footage I
believe is on that documentary.
869
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,240
- Scandalous.
870
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,897
- So how about like,
871
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,520
do you wanna tell
me a story about
872
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,695
how Joey like banged
all those boys?
873
00:41:32,593 --> 00:41:34,699
- Oh yeah, we
called them puppies.
874
00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:35,907
- Puppies?
875
00:41:35,907 --> 00:41:37,840
- Puppies, like dogs.
- Yeah, like dogs.
876
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,393
- Wooden dogs?
877
00:41:39,393 --> 00:41:42,500
- Wooden dogs, it was usually
18-year olds to 19-year olds.
878
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,673
- Oh my gosh.
879
00:41:43,673 --> 00:41:44,950
- And we call them puppies
880
00:41:44,950 --> 00:41:46,227
'cause we bring one
in the front door
881
00:41:46,227 --> 00:41:47,712
and then one would be
going out the back door.
882
00:41:47,712 --> 00:41:48,954
So you gotta kind of sneak
them in and out so...
883
00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:50,093
- Oh my God.
884
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:51,336
- What?
- So the other one
885
00:41:51,336 --> 00:41:52,579
don't know about
the other one, yeah.
886
00:41:52,579 --> 00:41:53,441
- Wait, he's going
out of his door?
887
00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:54,581
- No, the house door.
888
00:41:54,581 --> 00:41:55,582
- Okay.
889
00:41:55,582 --> 00:41:56,444
- Maybe his door.
890
00:41:57,273 --> 00:41:58,101
- Oh snap.
891
00:41:58,101 --> 00:41:58,930
- Yeah.
- Wow.
892
00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:00,138
- TMI for me.
893
00:42:00,138 --> 00:42:01,346
- Yeah.
894
00:42:01,346 --> 00:42:02,002
- That sounds like your
room in high school.
895
00:42:05,246 --> 00:42:06,178
- TMI.
896
00:42:14,497 --> 00:42:16,085
- What the fuck are
you looking for?
897
00:42:16,085 --> 00:42:17,638
You're missing bones?
898
00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,157
- My lucky watch, it's gone.
899
00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:22,919
- You don't need
that motherfucker.
900
00:42:22,919 --> 00:42:27,061
- My hand is for
reserved, I cannot go on.
901
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:28,718
- Would you just
chill the fuck out
902
00:42:28,718 --> 00:42:30,513
and relax for a
motherfucking minute?
903
00:42:30,513 --> 00:42:32,342
- It is impossible.
904
00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:35,138
- The magic was
in you all along,
905
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:37,037
not some motherfucking clock.
906
00:42:37,037 --> 00:42:38,728
- You think so?
907
00:42:38,728 --> 00:42:42,076
- Oh I know so, just
relax and breathe.
908
00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:50,498
Oh maybe the fuck nah.
909
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,858
- Here you go.
910
00:43:08,137 --> 00:43:10,208
- You're shitting me, right?
911
00:43:10,208 --> 00:43:11,899
- What now?
912
00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:13,798
- This doesn't look
like the picture.
913
00:43:13,798 --> 00:43:15,903
- We don't have pictures.
914
00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:17,733
- Then you changed it, okay?
915
00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:20,494
I've seen better
food at the zoo.
916
00:43:20,494 --> 00:43:22,738
- From the hippo den, I presume.
917
00:43:23,635 --> 00:43:24,602
- What?
918
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,051
Get your manager.
919
00:43:26,051 --> 00:43:27,846
- I am the manager.
920
00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:28,882
- I know the owner.
921
00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,711
- Boom, I'm the owner.
922
00:43:34,335 --> 00:43:36,199
- I could have got this
cheaper down the street,
923
00:43:36,199 --> 00:43:37,580
you kidding me?
924
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:38,961
- Then why don't you do that?
925
00:43:40,238 --> 00:43:42,723
Look, lady, there it
is, if you like it,
926
00:43:42,723 --> 00:43:44,380
and there it is, if you don't.
927
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:46,485
- Well, I'll never, okay?
928
00:43:47,314 --> 00:43:49,005
- That's obvious.
929
00:43:49,005 --> 00:43:51,042
Pay up, leave a nice tip
930
00:43:51,042 --> 00:43:53,631
for the lady you
insulted or wear it.
931
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,287
- I'm not paying for this.
932
00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:57,393
- Well, you've made your choice.
933
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,089
- I am never coming here again.
934
00:44:07,161 --> 00:44:09,957
- That's the most reasonable
thing you've said all night.
935
00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:14,065
- Rabbit.
936
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:21,141
- I've dealt with pissed
off bombs and sexy hell,
937
00:44:21,141 --> 00:44:24,109
have been covered
in alien splooge,
938
00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:27,665
but nothing could
prepare me for a Karen.
939
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,460
- Yeah, Rabbit, push
that motherfucker.
940
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,911
Push it, push it real good,
941
00:44:32,911 --> 00:44:35,086
then I'll be running
this restaurant
942
00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,260
right into the
motherfucking ground.
943
00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:38,572
- You're right.
944
00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:39,953
I can't do it.
945
00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,162
There's too much
right to go on this.
946
00:44:42,162 --> 00:44:43,611
Thank you, Ebee.
947
00:44:43,611 --> 00:44:46,338
- Fuck, did I just say
that shit out loud?
948
00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:48,168
I thought I was just
thinking that motherfucker.
949
00:44:48,168 --> 00:44:50,032
- I know you have
definitely projected that.
950
00:44:50,032 --> 00:44:54,588
- Well, goddamn, we'll project
your on those beans weenie.
951
00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:58,040
- Cheers.
- Yeah,
952
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,110
and we definitely
have to do it again.
953
00:44:59,110 --> 00:44:59,904
- I know, it's so fun.
- Cheers.
954
00:45:01,975 --> 00:45:02,941
- Oh my gosh, I got my
fringe in your beans.
955
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,358
The fringy beans?
956
00:45:06,358 --> 00:45:07,428
- Is that the bill?
957
00:45:07,428 --> 00:45:09,051
- Yes it is, and it's no hurry.
958
00:45:09,051 --> 00:45:11,743
And I really appreciate
you supporting me today,
959
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:12,744
I really do.
- Let me get that.
960
00:45:12,744 --> 00:45:13,745
- Oh.
- Oh no.
961
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:14,781
- It's on us.
962
00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:15,989
- Yeah, we totally got it.
963
00:45:15,989 --> 00:45:18,577
- Would this be
cash, ass or grass?
964
00:45:18,577 --> 00:45:21,615
But no grass, I'm
legitimate now.
965
00:45:21,615 --> 00:45:25,205
- Just lemme dig in my
purse and find my wallet,
966
00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:26,620
right, Kendra, my wallet.
967
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:28,691
- Oh yeah.
968
00:45:30,210 --> 00:45:31,245
- Okay, grab my hands.
969
00:45:36,630 --> 00:45:37,976
- What the hell was that?
970
00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:40,807
Some kind of flashback?
971
00:45:52,611 --> 00:45:53,543
- Hey.
972
00:45:55,269 --> 00:45:57,824
- Hi, you have to excuse me.
973
00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,895
It's not every day a fellow sees
974
00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:02,690
such a beautiful, sensuous
woman like yourself.
975
00:46:09,456 --> 00:46:11,285
Where's my manners?
976
00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:12,700
I'm rabbit.
977
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,151
- I know, we've met.
978
00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:18,396
I'm still Rhonda Vu.
979
00:46:19,742 --> 00:46:20,985
- Oh Rhonda Vu,
980
00:46:23,677 --> 00:46:25,023
how's it hanging?
981
00:46:25,023 --> 00:46:26,853
- Low, and to the left.
982
00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:35,378
You and I never finished
what we started in Vegas.
983
00:46:35,378 --> 00:46:36,379
- We didn't?
984
00:46:38,209 --> 00:46:39,210
Why is that?
985
00:46:40,314 --> 00:46:42,075
- Because you ran off
986
00:46:44,318 --> 00:46:47,459
screaming like a little bitch.
987
00:46:49,945 --> 00:46:50,877
- I did?
988
00:46:52,119 --> 00:46:54,466
But we had a heck of
a conversation, right?
989
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:57,642
- Oh.
990
00:47:02,405 --> 00:47:05,339
- Does this still bother you?
991
00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:07,686
- Who cares, it's just skin.
992
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,016
- Enjoy.
993
00:47:29,087 --> 00:47:30,019
- Oh thanks.
994
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,991
Oh dude, it looks
so yummilicious.
995
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,373
- Oh completely suckerlicious.
996
00:47:41,444 --> 00:47:42,480
Let's dig in.
997
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,446
- I did that.
998
00:47:51,316 --> 00:47:53,422
Oh I can almost taste it.
999
00:47:54,941 --> 00:47:56,183
- Yeah, almost.
1000
00:47:57,633 --> 00:47:59,462
It's like as close as
we're gonna get, bro.
1001
00:48:00,670 --> 00:48:01,879
- Hummer, dude.
1002
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,432
- We're in gnarly.
1003
00:48:03,432 --> 00:48:06,021
- Well, how about like a toast?
1004
00:48:07,954 --> 00:48:08,851
- Oh.
1005
00:48:12,165 --> 00:48:14,029
- Hi.
- You can call.
1006
00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:22,727
- I don't know about you,
1007
00:48:22,727 --> 00:48:24,729
but I'd let him possess
this pussy any day.
1008
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:28,526
- This totally sucks.
1009
00:48:28,526 --> 00:48:32,910
- Being a ghost is just
like all one big suck.
1010
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,844
Bro, it was a total
ghostly toast as bros, bro.
1011
00:48:38,398 --> 00:48:39,778
- You took the words
right outta my mouth.
1012
00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:43,713
At least it still smells good.
1013
00:48:45,163 --> 00:48:46,095
- You can smell it?
1014
00:48:48,442 --> 00:48:49,547
- A ghost can dream.
1015
00:48:50,582 --> 00:48:51,411
- Yeah.
1016
00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:52,481
- A ghost can dream.
1017
00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:09,049
- Somebody left their food.
1018
00:49:24,547 --> 00:49:26,411
- What the heck was that?
1019
00:49:26,411 --> 00:49:28,896
- Sexy hell, they must
have ordered to go.
1020
00:49:33,487 --> 00:49:34,316
- Sal.
1021
00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:36,076
- .
1022
00:49:38,009 --> 00:49:41,771
Ebee, we've been through a
lot of rough years together,
1023
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,395
but you really pulled
through for me tonight.
1024
00:49:44,395 --> 00:49:46,086
I wanna thank you.
1025
00:49:46,086 --> 00:49:48,123
- Well, about fucking time.
1026
00:49:48,123 --> 00:49:52,265
- Going legit was the
best decision I ever made.
1027
00:49:52,265 --> 00:49:55,785
- Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this, but congrats.
1028
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:58,823
You deserve everything
you get, dick face.
1029
00:49:58,823 --> 00:50:01,377
- I do deserve everything
I get, don't I?
1030
00:50:01,377 --> 00:50:03,655
- Everything, motherfucker.
1031
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,556
- I've been so busy,
I'm a bit .
1032
00:50:07,556 --> 00:50:09,765
I haven't even
tasted the food, Sal?
1033
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:16,979
- Oh.
1034
00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:23,779
Weed, glory is weed.
1035
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,611
- That's right.
1036
00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:31,304
You thought you could make
it without me and my weed.
1037
00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:33,996
You thought wrong, motherfucker.
1038
00:50:33,996 --> 00:50:35,239
You're nothing without Ebee.
1039
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:36,516
- How could you?
1040
00:50:36,516 --> 00:50:38,345
This is my one chance.
1041
00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:41,659
- And you won
motherfucker, be grateful.
1042
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:44,869
- I'm just beside myself.
1043
00:50:47,285 --> 00:50:48,286
- Oh, yes.
1044
00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,845
- I gotta say, you
really pulled it off.
1045
00:50:57,088 --> 00:50:58,055
- I did?
1046
00:50:59,470 --> 00:51:00,298
- There he is.
1047
00:51:00,298 --> 00:51:01,299
There's the jerk.
1048
00:51:04,509 --> 00:51:05,717
- Keep it still in the bathroom.
1049
00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:06,649
- Oh my gosh, she's
gonna see this?
1050
00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:09,721
- What seems to be
the problem officers?
1051
00:51:09,721 --> 00:51:12,172
- This lady with nothing
else going on in her life
1052
00:51:12,172 --> 00:51:14,416
has filed a report against
this establishment.
1053
00:51:14,416 --> 00:51:16,556
- I want him fired.
1054
00:51:16,556 --> 00:51:20,146
- You can't fire me, I
own this establishment.
1055
00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:22,562
- Sir, now that I
look around myself,
1056
00:51:22,562 --> 00:51:24,391
there is some merit
to what she's told us.
1057
00:51:25,979 --> 00:51:27,946
- Are you running some kind
of house of ill repute?
1058
00:51:27,946 --> 00:51:30,156
- Oh no, they're just high.
1059
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,780
- Say it again, sir.
1060
00:51:34,781 --> 00:51:35,678
- No.
1061
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,234
Oh, here, try some
of our fine cuisine,
1062
00:51:39,234 --> 00:51:40,097
I think you'll love it.
1063
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,241
- That's my high
grade local, try it.
1064
00:51:49,244 --> 00:51:50,659
- Jam, that's good shit.
1065
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,284
But still you're going
to have to come with us.
1066
00:51:55,284 --> 00:51:57,217
- Give me a second.
1067
00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:23,243
- Oh yes, suck it up real good.
1068
00:52:23,243 --> 00:52:25,418
That's what I'm
talking about, yeah.
1069
00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:33,460
- Weed, weed, glory is weed.
1070
00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:47,681
- You have the right
to remain silent.
1071
00:52:47,681 --> 00:52:48,924
Anything you say can
1072
00:52:48,924 --> 00:52:50,753
and will be used against
you in a court of law.
1073
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:00,625
- Look at him .
1074
00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:02,248
- Sir, do you understand?
1075
00:53:02,248 --> 00:53:04,146
- Do you need an interpreter?
1076
00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:06,666
- Oh shit, I done seen
that fucking look before.
1077
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,358
- Is he okay?
1078
00:53:10,773 --> 00:53:13,190
- Is he gonna spontaneously
combustor something?
1079
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,571
- Oh Lord, he's gone.
1080
00:53:15,571 --> 00:53:19,023
That's some serious
nothing head shit.
1081
00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:21,612
Something's fucky,
he's still here.
1082
00:53:33,555 --> 00:53:35,315
- Well, I'll be
dipped in dog shit.
1083
00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:38,111
What's up Lindsay Brohan,
1084
00:53:39,354 --> 00:53:40,217
mind if I partook?
1085
00:53:45,877 --> 00:53:48,535
That is some sweet broccoli.
1086
00:53:48,535 --> 00:53:50,227
- ,
is it really you?
1087
00:53:51,435 --> 00:53:52,953
- You're goddamn right,
it is Bernie Sanders.
1088
00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:54,679
Miss me?
1089
00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:55,646
- Oh yes.
1090
00:53:57,648 --> 00:53:58,476
- Hell no.
1091
00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:02,239
- Well, it's nice to
see you too, Ebee.
1092
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,379
- Ew, likewise bitch boy.
1093
00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:12,041
- Barnell how did you
get from here to here?
1094
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:14,665
- No clue man, but I
am stoked to be here.
1095
00:54:16,114 --> 00:54:19,014
- That'll be a motherfucker,
reverse nothing head.
1096
00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:21,188
Shit, I didn't even
think that was possible.
1097
00:54:21,188 --> 00:54:23,467
- Trust me, your
head is not the place
1098
00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:25,917
anyone wants to call home.
1099
00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:28,713
You are crazier
than Amanda Binds.
1100
00:54:28,713 --> 00:54:30,646
So talk to me, goose,
everything good?
1101
00:54:32,476 --> 00:54:33,994
- Oh, not so much.
1102
00:54:33,994 --> 00:54:35,962
- Come here you big pervert,
give me some bromance.
1103
00:54:41,347 --> 00:54:43,280
- We're tired of
this love affair,
1104
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,902
we're gonna go
ahead and cuff you.
1105
00:54:44,902 --> 00:54:48,043
- Hey, hey, slow
your fucking roll,
1106
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,527
and hold down to your tits.
1107
00:54:49,527 --> 00:54:53,807
Time to turn up the heat,
color us motherfucking God.
1108
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:07,856
- Oh, the heck?
1109
00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:15,760
- He was gonna trap us
in his head forever.
1110
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,143
I don't want no part of
that syphilis shot hole.
1111
00:55:19,143 --> 00:55:20,386
No fucking way.
1112
00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:23,837
We in my world now, forever.
1113
00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:27,324
- Is there a salon here?
1114
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,222
- I don't know why I even try.
1115
00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:32,294
You can't teach an
old rabbit new tricks.
1116
00:55:32,294 --> 00:55:34,572
This is where I've
always belong.
1117
00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:37,161
- Amen to that weedle juice.
1118
00:55:39,232 --> 00:55:43,719
- You better be happy because
this is it, ain't no more.
1119
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,203
- This is really it?
1120
00:55:45,203 --> 00:55:48,172
- This is the big
fucking finale.
1121
00:55:48,172 --> 00:55:51,313
- I'm so fucking
done, we're all done.
1122
00:55:51,313 --> 00:55:54,661
- Hold on, one last
thing before we go,
1123
00:55:54,661 --> 00:55:59,632
what if I told you you never
existed in the first place?
1124
00:55:59,632 --> 00:56:03,256
You're just a figment of
my imagination this time.
1125
00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,086
We're all just one bad
motherfucking tree.
1126
00:56:08,744 --> 00:56:09,676
- I'm cool with that.
1127
00:56:17,926 --> 00:56:19,928
- Weed is life.
1128
00:56:19,928 --> 00:56:20,929
Yes indeed.
1129
00:56:33,769 --> 00:56:35,633
- Whoa, what the
fuck happened here?
1130
00:56:37,048 --> 00:56:38,395
- I don't know.
1131
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,741
It looks like we missed
all the fun though.
1132
00:56:40,811 --> 00:56:41,812
- Oh shit.
1133
00:56:42,744 --> 00:56:44,918
All dressed up no place to go.
1134
00:56:44,918 --> 00:56:46,817
- Oh fuck my ass.
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