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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Abishola calls her mother
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pretending to be a spirit from beyond,
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guiding her with advice like,
"Get out, go home, get out."
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So Abishola's mother thinks
a ghost can use a phone?
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Why not? With unlimited minutes,
anything is possible.
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Your mother's mother would be perfect.
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I agree.
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But I don't know what my
grandmother sounded like.
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That's your problem with this plan?
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Hello?
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Ah-ah. Who is this?
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Who is this?
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Mummy?
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But I do not want to leave.
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I just...
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...do not want to go back to that man.
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No, he is just my husband.
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The love left many years ago.
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All I do is cook and clean for a man
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who barely looks at me.
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Let alone touches me.
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Ask her if she's taken any lovers.
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Christina has left. Now you will need
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to replace her with someone qualified,
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who has great knowledge of
the workings of the company.
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That's exactly right.
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I usually am.
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Congratulations, Kofo.
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- Excuse me?
- Mr. Wheeler, you said Kofo.
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My name is Goodwin.
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Yes, Goodwin.
We need you down on the floor.
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You're our guy.
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Your floor guy?
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Exactly.
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We got a new pastor?
What happened to the other guy?
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Oh, he got recruited by
a megachurch in Chicago.
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Good for him.
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No. Shame on him.
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We gave him everything.
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Then, as soon as a prettier
congregation came along,
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he Holy Ghosted us.
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Tunde gets very attached
to these pastors.
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I'm the same way with football coaches.
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They all say the right stuff,
so I buy season tickets
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and then I wave my stupid foam finger
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while the Lions lose 16 straight.
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We need to protect our hearts.
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Yeah, but then we wouldn't love as hard.
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Never change, Bob Wheeler.
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God is among us.
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You all heard that, right?
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I can feel Him in this room.
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I am your new pastor Joseph Falade.
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And I wanted to sit with you to show you
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that I am not a prophet,
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I am just a man.
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A man with a theology
degree from Harvard
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and this wonderful, handmade suit.
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If you never saw it, I never wore it.
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Huh. Man knows how to make an entrance.
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He's wearing Air Jordans.
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I feel fortunate
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that God has chosen me to
lead this congregation.
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And He gave me one piece of advice.
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He said, "Pastor Falade,
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"if I can create the
world in seven days,
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you can get through a
service in under an hour."
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I feel myself getting attached again.
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Yeah, this guy's taking us
to the Super Bowl.
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In Air Jordans.
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We are overjoyed to have
you at our place of worship.
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I hope I am here a long time.
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Please do not make
promises you cannot keep.
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Sorry.
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Pastor, this Suya is from my kitchen.
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I hope you enjoy.
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Eh, you left off Morenike's plantains.
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I did not think the pastor
would want to eat anything
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prepared by our nontraditional member.
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I thought all were welcome
in the house of the Lord.
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I could not agree more, Sister Olu.
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Surely you also agree, Sister Ogechi.
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Perhaps I am not explaining
the issue well enough.
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Morenike is a lesbian.
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I am glad to have you
in my congregation,
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Morenike.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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Now, if you excuse me,
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plantains are my favorite.
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In baseball,
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what you just did is called
a "swing and a miss."
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Morning, sister.
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Pastor.
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How did you like the service?
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I did not.
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Nice shoes.
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Don't worry,
she didn't like me at first either.
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Still kind of doesn't.
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Can you grab me some plantains?
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It's been 45 minutes.
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Ugh, it's just like Mom
to keep us waiting.
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Yes. What are we waiting for?
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Well, we probably shouldn't tell you
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because she's the one that likes
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to "make it rain," but...
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we're getting our bonus.
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- Bonus?
- Mm.
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But I am not family.
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Oh, no. The bonuses
go to upper management.
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Which up until this
point was only family,
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so I get why you'd be confused.
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Oh, okay.
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I am still confused.
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Douglas is no longer
in upper management,
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and you do not even work here.
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Hey, man, do you want the money
or do you want to ask questions?
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Who likes money?
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- I do!
- I do!
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Come on, it's part of the thing.
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I also like the money.
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Well, then step right up.
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Come on, baby birds,
open your little beaks.
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I know it's demeaning,
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but it's over before you know it.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Congratulations. You're one of us.
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Oluwa mi o.
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Wait, let me see that.
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Oh, it's right.
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That's sweet,
you think that's a lot of money.
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I do not deserve this.
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Actually, out of all of us,
you kind of do.
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Yeah, just think of it as a way
for the company to give back.
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To those of us in this room.
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Is it fair that so few should benefit
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from the work of so many?
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Who are you, Fidel Castro?
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Kofo and I are men of the people.
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You don't want your bonus?
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What? No. Sorry, did I imply that?
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Let me explain to you a little
something about capitalism.
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We eat first,
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so we're strong and healthy
enough to run the company.
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But what about the workers?
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Well, when they see us in our
nice clothes and fancy cars,
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they're inspired to work harder
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to make their way up from the bottom.
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Like I did.
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Look at that.
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The system works.
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Kaale, Bob.
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Oh, e kaale, Mama Ebun.
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You are reading the Bible?
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Well, I'm trying to.
I've been on the same page for an hour.
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Perhaps you would like it
better if it was written
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by Dean Koontz.
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When Pastor Falade gave the sermon,
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he made it all seem exciting.
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Church is not supposed
to be entertaining.
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It is meant to frighten us.
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Why?
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Because... it is church.
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And God wants us afraid.
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All I know is,
it's nice to have a pastor
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who doesn't say you're
going to hell when you think
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some of the things in here are screwy.
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Screwy? You should be very afraid.
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Come on. Explain to me why this Job guy
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had to get put through the wringer.
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God made a wager with
Satan that Job's faith
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could withstand anything.
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What are they, golf buddies?
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Uh, why is God
making bets with the devil?
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I have often wondered that myself.
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Well, then,
let's stop wondering and find out.
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- Who are you calling?
- The pastor.
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He said "Reach out anytime,
because those who doubt
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are just as important
as those who believe."
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Eh. Also,
ask him about the story of Ruth.
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- Who?
- Just give me the phone.
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Hello, cousin.
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- What are you wearing?
- Oh, this?
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As a creative executive,
I thought my look
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could use a trendy refresh.
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When did you get "a look"?
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When I got the hat.
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Doesn't it bring everything together?
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Where did you buy all of this?
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At the Nordstrom.
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Nordstrom Rack?
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Nordstrom Regular?
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I may have splurged a little.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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How can you afford all
this designer nonsense?
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You know how we always
resented Douglas and Christina
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- for receiving bonuses?
- Yes.
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And they would strut in the next day
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wearing overpriced jeans
and stupid-looking jackets.
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Oh, my God. You got a bonus?
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That's right, cousin.
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I shattered the sock ceiling.
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I do not understand.
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You do not have to.
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All you need to know is
that the system works.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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Yes, Sister Ayomide,
a baby would be wonderful.
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The new pastor took the
prayer list from Ogechi
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and put Olu in charge.
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Do not worry,
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I will make sure everyone
prays for your uterus.
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So many people with so many problems.
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And I know about them
before anyone else.
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I have never seen you so happy.
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I do not think I have been.
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Is that because you're in
charge of the prayer list,
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or because Ogechi is not?
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Can it not be both?
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For many years,
Ogechi lorded the gossip over us.
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Now we will rub her nose
in it like a naughty puppy.
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And it's all thanks to you.
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What did I do?
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You were here.
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And you are queer.
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I see you picked up a
new slogan at the parade.
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Oh, it is catchy because it rhymes.
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It's open.
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I'm sorry to bother you.
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Oh, it's okay. What's up?
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You're sure this is a good time?
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- Yeah.
- Good!
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Because I am very, very angry with you.
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What did I do?
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Why did Kofo get a bonus and I did not?
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Because he's the head of marketing.
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He's an idiot.
He wasted his money on a stupid jacket.
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I can't tell people how
to spend their money.
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I want a stupid jacket!
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Believe me, I hear you, but Kofo's a VP.
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The commercial was his idea.
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That's what brought in
all this extra business.
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And who packs and ships
all the extra business?
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I will give you a hint:
he did not get a bonus.
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Goodwin, come on, you're my guy.
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Being your guy doesn't put a
puffy jacket on my shoulders.
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What are you talking about?
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Pretty soon you're gonna
run this whole company.
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When?
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Whenever Abishola lets me retire.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, I know, I know.
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But it's gonna happen.
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Look, if I can keep the faith,
so can you.
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I suppose.
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All right, I appreciate you
telling me how you feel.
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Communication's the only way
we keep this ship floating.
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Ready for some sushi? Bonus lunch, baby.
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Ha. Hey, Goodwin.
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What's up with him?
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_
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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Do we have any more money
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we can free up for bonuses?
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No. Books are closed.
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You tell Douglas, whatever he did,
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he's gonna have to
use a public defender.
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No, i-it's Goodwin.
The guy's been busting his ass.
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I just want to show
a little appreciation.
283
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Now, that's a slippery slope.
284
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You start handing out bonuses,
pretty soon you're covering
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health care and paid vacations.
286
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Well, would that be so bad?
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Who are you, Fidel Castro?
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Well, I got to do something.
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He... You know, he's really upset.
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And he's worked for us for years.
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And we've paid him for years.
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He's not just another employee, Mom.
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You're right, he's not.
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Here's what we'll do.
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We'll take your bonus
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and just distribute it
to all the underlings.
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I hate myself.
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Hey, you didn't make
the little bird noise.
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_
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My mother insisted on
cooking me lunch today.
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Pounded yam,
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okra, fried plantains.
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- Mmm.
- Meat pies.
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That was awful sweet of her.
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Almost too sweet. Is she dying?
306
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No, she is singing and
cooking in the kitchen.
307
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Hmm. Is anyone she hates dying?
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No, her enemies are alive and well.
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She just seems...
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...happy.
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Well, that's great.
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Especially after she decided
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not to go home to your father.
314
00:14:03,164 --> 00:14:06,950
Yes, she discussed that with
the new pastor at church.
315
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She seems to be really enjoying
his spiritual guidance.
316
00:14:09,605 --> 00:14:10,998
Hmm.
317
00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,870
I wonder what else he is guiding.
318
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,394
What are you insinuating?
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00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:21,138
That perhaps the pastor has
ignited her burning bush.
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Do not be ridiculous.
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00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:25,708
My mother is a married, Christian woman.
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Who has eyes.
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If I were not in love,
I would let the pastor sprinkle
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his salt and pepper
beard all over my pulpit.
325
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:36,719
Will you get your mind out the gutter?
326
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:38,242
It is possible for Abishola's mother
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just to be in a good place.
328
00:14:40,564 --> 00:14:42,899
Yes, the pastor seems to be hitting
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00:14:42,943 --> 00:14:45,597
all of those good places.
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00:14:45,641 --> 00:14:47,030
Kemi.
331
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,732
Well, I know someone who
dated a certain sock man
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before her divorce was final.
333
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:53,170
That is different.
334
00:14:53,214 --> 00:14:55,259
Okay, I'm putting it to bed.
335
00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:58,523
Like the pastor did your mama.
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Gloria.
337
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:02,484
I'm sorry, it was right there.
338
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,355
And Kemi would've said it anyway.
339
00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:07,271
I would not. There is a line, Gloria.
340
00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:12,233
What are you doing?
341
00:15:12,276 --> 00:15:13,756
I'm texting the pastor.
342
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,018
He gave you his number?
343
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:17,304
He only gave me his Facebook.
344
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:20,894
It's so great to actually
enjoy going to church.
345
00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:22,678
When we started dating,
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00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,027
you told me you loved
going to church with me.
347
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:26,769
And now with the new pastor,
I really mean it.
348
00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:29,032
"See you soon,
349
00:15:29,076 --> 00:15:30,686
smiley face, prayer hands."
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00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:34,734
Hello, Tunde.
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00:15:34,777 --> 00:15:36,648
Olu.
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00:15:36,692 --> 00:15:37,911
Ogechi.
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00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,315
I would ask what is new,
354
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:43,046
but you have no way of knowing.
355
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:45,875
You did a very nice
job on the prayer list.
356
00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:47,007
Thank you.
357
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,835
Next week you may want
358
00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:52,273
to put a special name on there.
359
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:54,188
What are you talking about?
360
00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:56,799
You have not heard about the pastor?
361
00:15:56,843 --> 00:16:00,150
I thought you had the
ear of the congregation.
362
00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:04,764
Of course I do. What do you know?
363
00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:07,462
It seems the pastor has taken a liking
364
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:10,682
to a certain married
member of his flock.
365
00:16:10,726 --> 00:16:11,945
Who?
366
00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:14,599
I am not one to spread gossip.
367
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:16,645
So you do not know.
368
00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:19,082
Not yet, but I will soon.
369
00:16:19,798 --> 00:16:21,824
What married woman
would be foolish enough
370
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:23,783
to mess around with the pastor?
371
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:26,220
Mummy, is that a new dress?
372
00:16:26,263 --> 00:16:27,569
It is.
373
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:31,094
I like to look my best... for God.
374
00:16:35,146 --> 00:16:38,188
Come on, I want to get a good seat.
375
00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:40,538
* Lord,
You are good and Your mercy *
376
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* Endureth forever *
377
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* Lord,
You are good and Your mercy *
378
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:53,334
* Endureth forever *
379
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* People from every
nation and tongue *
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* From generation to generation *
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- * We worship you... *
- Welcome, everyone,
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00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,562
to God's house.
383
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,783
Today's service will be about love.
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Of God and the people that
God has put into our lives.
385
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,747
I firmly believe that He
sends us certain people
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00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:18,359
at the precise moment we need them.
387
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:20,715
Perhaps it is to bring us
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00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:25,105
perspective, appreciation.
389
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:29,065
Or perhaps it is just to
remind us that we are human.
390
00:17:29,109 --> 00:17:30,588
And though we are not perfect...
391
00:17:32,025 --> 00:17:34,288
...it is within those imperfections
392
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that we find connection.
393
00:17:37,421 --> 00:17:39,554
And what could be more perfect
394
00:17:39,597 --> 00:17:41,556
than connecting with another soul...
395
00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:45,081
...and showing God the joy
396
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,736
of His creation?
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* All the time *
398
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:53,089
* You are good *
399
00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:55,135
* Ooh... *
400
00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:02,185
Did you get the jacket?
401
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:04,057
I did, thank you.
402
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:06,886
Did you check the inside pocket?
Check the inside pocket.
403
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:09,932
That's two tickets
404
00:18:09,976 --> 00:18:11,194
to the Lions home opener.
405
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:12,761
You and I are gonna watch them start
406
00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:15,116
their championship season in person.
407
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,634
That is very nice.
408
00:18:17,317 --> 00:18:19,942
And again, I'm sorry.
409
00:18:19,986 --> 00:18:23,163
Okay? Next year, I promise,
you're getting that bonus.
410
00:18:23,206 --> 00:18:24,425
If you say so.
411
00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:26,122
All right, I'll see you soon.
412
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:27,645
Goodbye, Mr. Wheeler.
413
00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:30,170
We're all set.
414
00:18:30,213 --> 00:18:32,437
The rest of the team's
ready to meet you.
415
00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,639
I appreciate you getting
me this interview.
416
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,917
Oh, are you kidding?
They are gonna love you.
417
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,657
This is the right move, Goodwin.
418
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,050
Yes, it is.
419
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:44,793
Love that jacket.
420
00:18:44,836 --> 00:18:46,708
Oh.
421
00:19:13,006 --> 00:19:15,739
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