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Tomioka-san.
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Yes?
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Could you please date me?
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Yes!
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Wait, wait, what?
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I don't think of you as a friend.
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I want to be your girlfriend.
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I'm going to date Hada-san?
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Let me just say this. If you reject me I have decided that I’ll move out.
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You don't have to give me an answer right away.
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I'll be waiting.
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Well... you don't have to do something like that.
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Something like that?
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You don't have to do this for an old man like me.
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Up until now you have worried about me and have taken care of me but...
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You don't have to go as far as to date me.
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I'll fix myself up with my own strength.
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Hold on a second Tomioka-san.
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Yes?
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What's up with that?
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Do you think that I'm just being charitable by confessing my feelings to you?
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Isn't that the only reason?
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I really like you!
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I've liked you for the longest time!
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You really didn't notice it?
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No... I had no idea...
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That's what it is, huh?
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It seems so far fetched that you are totally shocked by it.
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I've said it now... what do I do?
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I've said it now...
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That's... ummm...
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If you're okay with dating me then...
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I'd like to date you.
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But as you can see...
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I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
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I have no future, or strong points. I'm a shitty old man too.
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And you are still young.
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You have a dream.
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Well...
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For you to date an old man like me...
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I don't really think it's a good idea.
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Isn't it fine?
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Is it?
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I-Isn't it fine?
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I-It's fine, huh?
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Then... umm...
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Then I guess I'll be going out with you Hada-san, huh?
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Well w ouldn't it be nice to date me?
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Well then...
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We're dating?
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It's fine, right?
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It is... good...
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Right?
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So that's how it is?
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Dating...
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I worked as a night guard for 7 years.
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Right...
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It went up!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Hey! Hey! you can't be doing these kind of things!
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- Get inside!
- What the hell? Shut up!
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It says right here, no fireworks!
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All you have to do is chase them away.
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But for some reason nobody tells us the reason why they keep resigning from this place.
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It's really troublesome! But it might be because of...
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them being afraid that a ghost or something might appear.
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I got the job.
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-Huh, you got it?
-Yeah, somehow I did.
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That's great! Your housing problem will be solved then, huh?
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I'm going to be a security guard for a huge sports park.
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But I'm going to be all alone.
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Piece of cake! If something happens then you just set off the fire alarm.
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You know that fire trucks usually turn up when you do that, right?
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You know what, Tomioka-san?
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The fire alarm light... it's closer to a B cup than an A cup.
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What is it? I'm a C cup and not a B cup.
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No... well... I ended up with a gig as a night guard again. I wonder if it'll be fine.
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It's okay!
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The reason is because you are not alone anymore.
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Is that right?
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You are not just my friendly neighbor anymore.
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You are my lover now.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here.
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I guess not.
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I told you! I'm a C cup
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I might be closer to a B cup than a full blown D but I'm a C cup.
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Sorry!
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Hada-san...
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Is about this big, huh?
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Isn't she a little bit bigger?
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Who are those guys?
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Huh? It has to be somewhere around here though...
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We don't have time to just cruise around with you!
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Sorry, sorry.
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Hey Haino. Even if you have voyeur videos...
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If you can't track the people in them down, then you can't pay the money back.
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It's okay! It's okay!
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I'll give it all back to you in one go.
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This asshole isn't serious at all!
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You got one week!
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If you can't pay me in one week, then you'll be swimming with the fishes!
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Please calm down! Shimada-san, Shimada-san.
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I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
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I'm sorry! Shimada-san!
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You gave birth to twins.
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- There's two of them!
- Congratulations!
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Thank you! Man...
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You're working hard as a mom.
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You're working hard too, Tomioka-san.
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Why are you talking like a perverted old man? It's freaking me out.
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I'm not an old man.
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1,2,3,4.
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"You go to the doctor the get a health check-up." What, am I an old man?
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An old man...
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You lose your house in a fire, your family gets broken up.
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Thanks for everything. Farewell.
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My wife and also... Hotaroo and Jun.
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You even named the children?
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Well... I've had a lot of time to think about it.
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For my wife to all of the sudden give birth to twins is nothing to be happy about.
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Think about it.
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Tomioka-san, you're confusing this game with real life.
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Reality is going to end up the same way. You’re going to be all like...
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"Huh, how did I end up with this loser?"
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And then you're going to go run off somewhere.
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Shut up!
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Tomioka-san! I'm definitely not going to run off!
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I don't have those kind of foolish thoughts!
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Please take your constant fear of ending up alone and shove it up your ass!
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I've tried to get my novels published in the past but...
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It didn't work out.
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I don't really know much about that stuff, but didn't you give it your best shot?
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If you did there's nothing to be ashamed about then.
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Yeah, That's true! There's no point in thinking about it!
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I'll just give it my best and see where I'll end up.
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Let's go anywhere we want!
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- And then afterwards let's go to that sports park we always go to!
- Okay!
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You! Stop right there!
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I'm going to need to use these someday.
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For crying out loud! What's up with those guys?
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Are they gone? Geez! Unbelievable...
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- They were scary.
- They really were.
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At the party the other day this girl said...
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that her date was like Marine snow.
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I bet a date with Hada-san would be fun.
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She said that it felt like the water pressure
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She said that if sea creatures go on land then their eyes will pop out of their heads.
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The same thing happens to me when I go outside.
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But Marine Snow is basically just dead plankton floating down.
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There are sea creatures waiting for them down below.
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They just want then to die quickly so...
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This was Ozaki's view on the world.
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Did you find it?
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There's just one left.
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If these women go to the police it'll be a pain in the ass after all.
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Of course you dumbass!
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I'm sorry.
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This is more difficult than finding a dragon ball.
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Who is this?
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Her name is Patina.
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All that's left is Nicole huh?
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Eat this, Patina.
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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I'm working right now.
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You're not actually working, are you?
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I'm burning DVDs for a Pachinko store.
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So, what are you going to do about the debt?
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You can afford it.
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Things like throwing me into the sea. I don't know what these yakuza guys are doing in the countryside.
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What are you doing Amekawa?
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Please take care of me!
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From the other day...
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This feels like we're comrades.
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How else am I supposed to protect her?
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Thanks.
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Hey! Do you understand? Hanabayashi!
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Stop it Amekawa!
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Nobody is currently at home to take the phone call right now.
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Please leave a message with your name and reason for calling.
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Bathroom videos
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Translated subbed and timed by Rjgmans6.
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Hada-san
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Welcome back, Tomioka-san!
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I'm back.
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Something happened, right?
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Well... about that...
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I was just thinking "Is this really okay?"
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What do you mean?
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Well... I wonder if it's okay for me to be happy.
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Tomioka-san. What kind of future do you see?
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Well to put it simply... I don't see much of a future at all.
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I don't really feel like I'm a part of the company yet.
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And after that... what type of job should I get?
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I haven't really thought about it.
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Can I say something?
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Why don't we think about it?
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How our happiness would look like?
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For example, if you worked in a convenience store and earned 100,000 yen a month.
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Then I would make enough to pay for the rest of the living expenses.
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And if you are always thinking of bad things then I'll think of good things.
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That way we'd balance each other out.
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Wouldn't that be good?
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That’s no good...
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If I think of something good then maybe something bad would happen immediately.
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I really understand your negative way of thinking Tomioka-san.
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But...
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I like the fact that you are able to talk about things like how you have no friends.
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Just like I thought.
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Hada-san.
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Can I come in to get my work clothes?
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Are you there?
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Excuse me. The door was unlocked.
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I'm just going to come in for a bit.
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I'm just going to get my work clothes. Excuse me.
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Tomioka-san?
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Ummm...
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On your laptop...
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There was something weird...
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There was something weird...
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Whatever... it's fine.
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Is that from the guy you were talking about before?
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He has so much free time. He sent this to me.
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Wouldn't it be better if you turned this in to the police?
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It's just a little harassment. It'll fade away.
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I'm really not okay with that.
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But even with all of that on her shoulders
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she keeps on supporting me and pushing me forward.
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Tomi... Tomioka-san? What's wrong?
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Umm... Just as I thought... I'm... umm...
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I really like you.
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What do you mean by that?
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We're dating... wouldn't you just assume that we're pretty close?
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No, no... Umm...
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I really really like you! Or more like...
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I, really, really like you! Or more like...
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I’ll do my best for the future!
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If you don't try hard then you won't like me?
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No! No! No? Umm... How should I say this? Umm...
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In order for us to be together forever...
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Uhh...
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I'll try my best to make that happen.
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You said something so amazing for the first time!
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It's not about anyone else's happiness...
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I want to properly protect you.
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Or more like...
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I want to make you happy.
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That's how it is.
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Then... can I kiss you?
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What's with that all of a sudden?
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I wanna do it! I'm coming over there right now!
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No, no, no! It's impossible! Impossible!
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Wh... w-what is?
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Well... I said something kinda cool and now I'm all embarrassed.
257
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,540
But I want to do it!
258
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If you don't want to do it face to face then we can do it in a hidden way!
259
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:57,707
No... what are you talking about?
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Here! Right here! My face is right here!
261
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,582
Now then! Let's kiss
262
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,749
No... well... umm...
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00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,415
Here! Right here!
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Geez!
265
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,332
Hold on...
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00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:48,381
I got a little worked up... what the hell are we doing?
267
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:52,832
Right.
268
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,332
We're doing it through the wall, too.
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We're doing it through the wall, too.
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Can I come there?
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00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,627
Yes.
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Tomioka-san?
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00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:24,415
Do you want to play some cards?
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Who the hell is that guy?
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00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,457
Did he just rub something?
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00:23:08,903 --> 00:23:10,069
Should we go with this guy tonight?
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Haven't they been kinda weak recently?
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