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Previously on Riverdale...
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They're ruining our lives,
and to them it's just a game.
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They keep score
in some secret playbook.
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You want vengeance?
I'm with you.
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- And I have a plan.
- You like shaming
people, Chuck?
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Apologize for ruining Polly.
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- What the hell?
- Do it, Jason!
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- Apologize for what
you did to me!
- Look, I'm not Jason!
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This is our insurance.
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Here, stash it. Keep it safe.
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Hermione Lodge will crumble.
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Maybe you should've sent her
to jail instead of Hiram.
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I heard
Mr. and Mrs. Blossom talking.
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It sounded like
Clifford Blossom
was responsible
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for sending
Veronica's dad to jail.
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Ever since we started
dating you've ignored me,
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- you've ditched me.
- Let me make it up to you.
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Sorry, Archie,
but I won't be bought.
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The lawyers
are coming over this week
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to take our statements
for your dad's hearing.
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Am I gonna have to lie?
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My father is a criminal.
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Weekdays,
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from 8:25 a.m. to 3:01 p.m.,
we adhere to a strict regimen.
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Everything in our
lives is controlled.
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But then something
like the murder of
Jason Blossom happens,
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and you realize
there is no such thing
as control.
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There is only chaos.
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Nevertheless, some of us
strive to impose
and maintain order
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in what is, fundamentally,
an orderless world.
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A fact which would
very soon be confirmed
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in ways none of us
could have foreseen.
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I'm, uh... I'm headed out.
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Sorry to be missing your
birthday this weekend, Jug.
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Oh, you will not be missing
anything, Mr. Andrews,
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I barely acknowledge
my own birthday.
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Arch, can you give me
a hand downstairs?
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The good news is that
all these divorce papers
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and legal mumbo jumbo
will be done.
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Should be behind us
by the end of the week.
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Are you only
going to see Mom now
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because you
and Hermione Lodge...
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No. No, son, I ended that.
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Being together,
working together,
not a good idea.
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In that case, then,
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why finalize things
in such a final way now?
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Sometimes, son, you just
gotta rip the Band-Aid off.
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Or you can try and fix things.
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We're past
that point, Archie.
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I spoke to Mom last week,
she didn't mention
any of this, Dad.
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Your mom moved out
two years ago.
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She didn't tell you
because she wanted me
to be the bearer of bad news.
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What if I came with you?
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This is between
me and your mom.
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I'll check in.
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What's going on?
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Veronica,
this is Paul Sowerberry,
your father's attorney.
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He's here to prep us
for our statements
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and help
at your dad's hearing.
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Except, I told you, Mom,
I'm not giving one.
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- Not one you'd want.
- Just...
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You won't be asked
any questions
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about your father's
business arrangements.
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We just need you
and your mother
to speak to his character.
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It'll humanize him.
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Which could mean
a lesser sentence.
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If you don't make a statement,
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well, that's problematic
and damaging.
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I've already told her
all of this.
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Well, Dad made his bed.
And I'm late for school.
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Veronica, there's something
we need to talk to you about.
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Bring it.
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After the morning I've had,
I'm ready for just about
anything.
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Okay, well, Archie
was with the Blossoms.
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While their Board
was in town, he, um...
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Why don't you tell her?
You were there.
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Why is this suddenly feeling
like a friendtervention?
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I overheard Mr. Blossom
say he's the one responsible
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for your dad being arrested
and put in jail.
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Are you kidding?
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Why the hell
would Clifford Blossom
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have anything to do
with why he's in prison?
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Hey, you may
or may not know this,
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but it's Jughead's birthday.
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What?
And he didn't say anything?
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It's tomorrow,
and he doesn't like
making a big deal out of it.
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Every year, he goes
to a double feature
at the Bijou.
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It's like this tradition.
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Last few years,
I've been his movie-buddy.
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But now
that he has a girlfriend...
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Well, of course,
I'll take him.
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But you should
still come with us.
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No. I don't wanna
be a third wheel.
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Come on.
It'll be like old times.
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The Three Musketeers.
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Actually, Archie,
there were four Musketeers.
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I'll see you later, Betty.
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Okay.
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Yeah, this is Jones.
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Mr. Jones, hi,
this is Betty Cooper.
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- Jughead's...
- Girlfriend, yeah, I remember.
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Great, well, I'm calling
because it's Jughead's
birthday tomorrow,
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and I wanted to see
if maybe you would come
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see a movie with us,
maybe grab dinner?
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Does he know
you're calling me?
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No, I thought
maybe I'd surprise him.
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Oh, man.
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There's one thing
that Jughead likes less
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than surprises,
and that's his birthday.
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Kid's never even had a party,
never wanted one...
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- What? Never?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Anyway, I think the best gift
that I could give to Jughead
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would be to stay away.
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But I appreciate
the call, Betty.
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Okay.
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Anyway,
enough about my drama.
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Betty, you were saying
something about Jughead's
birthday?
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Yeah.
Just that Mr. Jones told me
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- Jughead's never had
a birthday party.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Let's have one for him.
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Like, a low-key
surprise party.
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- Uh, no, no.
- That's a fantastic idea.
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Jughead doesn't
like his birthday.
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Everybody says that,
nobody means it.
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Jughead is a lone wolf.
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Okay.
Ignoring the negativity.
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Betty, you know me,
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- any excuse to wear
a cute party dress.
- Yeah.
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Okay, so I'm thinking
a quaint gathering,
inner-circle only.
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Oh, my God,
don't turn around.
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Holy Chuck,
I think his lats got bigger.
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Not that I care,
because he's evil incarnate.
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What's Chuck Clayton
doing back?
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He got suspended,
not expelled.
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Even though he should
have been drawn and quartered
for what he did.
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Oh, my God.
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Get away from her, Chuck.
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Easy. Look, I only came
over here to apologize.
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You don't have to go
Dark Betty on me again.
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I'm not going!
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I'm not going Dark anything.
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Ethel, is Chuck bothering you?
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You can relax,
Betty, it's fine.
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Yeah, Betty, we're fine.
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The real question is, are you?
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What was he doing?
Accosting her?
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No, he was... Apologizing.
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Oh, I'm so sure.
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Chuck Clayton doesn't have
a contrite bone in his
muscle-bound body.
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You know what, can we talk
about something else?
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Like... Like Jughead's
surprise party.
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Betty?
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Look,
there's a lot I can't do,
a lot I can't control.
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But I can damn well make sure
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my boyfriend has the best
birthday of his life.
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Screw it. I'm with Betty.
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My dad's away.
We can do it at my house.
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We could all use a good time.
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Now you're talking
my language.
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It's gonna be epic.
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Mr. Jones,
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I didn't mean to ambush you.
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I know you don't do birthdays,
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but Archie and I are having
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a few of Jughead's friends
over at Archie's house.
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And I bet it would mean
so much to Jughead
if you came.
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- Man, you don't quit, do you?
- Rarely, if ever.
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I really wanna do
something special for him.
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And you being there...
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That would be special.
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Great news, Betty.
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I just had a terrific meeting
with Principal Weatherbee,
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who agrees
that the Blue and Gold
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can benefit greatly
from my professional guidance
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- as your new advisor.
- That's great, Mom.
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So what are we working on?
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A list of supplies
for Jughead's birthday party.
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You're really falling
for this Jones boy,
aren't you?
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Mom, when you and Dad
started dating,
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did you tell him everything
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about yourself?
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I sure did,
and I wish I hadn't.
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I shared things
with your father,
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my secrets, fears, doubts.
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And he ended up
using them against me.
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What secrets?
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Let's just say
that there are some things
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about myself that
I struggle with.
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I trust Jughead, Mom.
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Of course you do.
And you should.
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But just not with everything.
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So... A John Landis
double feature at the Bijou.
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American Werewolf in London
and Animal House.
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That's awesome. Except...
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You're going
with Betty instead.
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You told her
about my birthday?
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Dude, come on.
That's a primal betrayal.
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Why do you hate
your birthday so much, Jug?
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PTSD from when I was a kid.
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I don't know.
Things were always
messed up at home.
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Usually because of my dad.
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And then there was
this arbitrary day,
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that we would
just get together and
pretend things were great,
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we were normal.
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And it just made me feel
really lonely.
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What's all this?
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Dad's files
from the basement, Mom.
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Archie overheard Mr. Blossom
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say that he's the one
responsible
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for putting Dad in jail.
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So I did some digging.
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And found this spreadsheet
of monthly payments
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from Blossom Maple Farms
to Lodge Industries
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until about five months ago,
when they stopped.
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When your father was arrested.
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There's more.
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The payments,
which are significant,
by the way,
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have been happening
for 75 years.
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That's a ton of money.
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What if Clifford
implicated Daddy
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to get out of paying
the monthly fee?
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I wouldn't put it past
the wig-wearing monster.
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- We should tell Dad's lawyers.
- Well, hold on.
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If Clifford did orchestrate
your father's arrest,
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people might think
that Hiram had something to do
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with Jason Blossom's murder.
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Ronnie?
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You got to let this go.
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You don't think Dad could,
in any way,
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be responsible for Jason's
murder, do you?
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No, honey, look,
don't make things worse
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by asking questions
that no one else is asking.
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And please, God, do not
bring the Blossoms into this.
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And that includes Cheryl.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four... Stop.
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You're late, Veronica,
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we've already reviewed
the new choreography
for Homecoming.
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That means
you'll be in the back,
where your presence
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will do the least
amount of damage.
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With you front and center,
no doubt.
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But of course.
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I do have the maddest skills
on this squad.
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And because you're a Blossom,
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00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,045
we have to accept whatever
you say as gospel truth?
246
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,048
You're welcome
to challenge me, Veronica,
but you'll lose.
247
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,342
We live in a democratic
society, Cheryl.
248
00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:17,678
Let's let the Vixens decide
who's cherry on top.
249
00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:19,388
- Challenge accepted.
- Great.
250
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:25,996
All those for Cheryl?
251
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,543
All those for Veronica?
252
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,843
Never cross a Lodge.
253
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,636
Come on, girls.
254
00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,103
You catatonic bimbos
didn't even vote.
255
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,356
So you stuttering sapheads
are too dim to exercise
your own rights,
256
00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,650
and you've got the combined
vocabulary of a baked potato.
257
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:57,153
Consider this your last
practice as River Vixens,
258
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,530
and your last week
as my social handmaidens.
259
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,657
You're fired on all fronts.
260
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:04,201
That's all. Shoo, bitches.
261
00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,214
- Hey, Dad, what's up?
- Just checking in.
262
00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:19,800
I felt bad we didn't
get the chance to talk more
before I left.
263
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,178
Yeah, well, you kind
of shut me down, Dad.
264
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,513
You seen Mom yet?
265
00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:26,432
No. We were gonna
have dinner, but...
266
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,933
- But what?
- We decided it would be better
267
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:31,604
to meet tomorrow morning,
with the lawyers.
268
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,272
Right.
'Cause things are so bad,
269
00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,524
you can't talk
without a mediator.
270
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,610
Dad, I gotta go, bye.
271
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:11,519
Okay, so you're the worst.
272
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,689
But it just so happens
that both our archnemesi,
273
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,317
Betty Cooper
and Veronica Lodge,
274
00:14:18,526 --> 00:14:21,111
will be at a little shindig
at that chowderhead
Archie's house.
275
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,953
Wanna team-up for a little
destruction, Chuck?
276
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,005
Mr. Sowerberry,
let me tell you
what I think happened.
277
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,050
The Blossoms agreed to pay
my family a fee in perpetuity.
278
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,011
Clifford Blossom
tried to end this agreement
279
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,806
so he could stop
paying my family
after all these decades.
280
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,976
And when my father,
being my father, refused,
281
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,603
it was Clifford
who called the police
and got him arrested.
282
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,897
That's what I'm thinking.
283
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,732
I can't confirm or deny...
284
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,026
And the reason
this hasn't come out yet
285
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:04,363
is because it might
make my Dad look
like a murder suspect?
286
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:07,032
That is our concern, yes.
287
00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:09,618
Have you changed your mind
about making a statement?
288
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,621
If anything,
I'm less inclined.
289
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:14,331
I told your father
that you were...
290
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,751
Conflicted about helping him.
291
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,717
"My darling daughter.
292
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,386
"If you do not testify
on my behalf,
293
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,056
"I'm afraid your poor mother
might be drawn
into this awful mess.
294
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,560
"It pains me to say,
but she is not nearly
as innocent as you believe.
295
00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:41,400
"Think carefully about
your next move, Veronica.
296
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:45,070
"The rest of your life,
and your mother's,
297
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,780
"will be decided by it."
298
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,828
Hey,
I was talking to Kevin.
299
00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:54,038
He told me
that you and Chuck
300
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:57,082
had some scene
in the cafeteria yesterday.
301
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,584
It wasn't a big deal.
302
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,382
What exactly happened
between you guys that night?
303
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,719
Veronica asked me to keep
the details under wraps, okay?
304
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:13,182
Yeah. All right. No worries.
305
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,977
I only really asked
because you made it sound
like you were upset.
306
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,313
If I was upset about anything,
307
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,856
it was that I had to hear
about your birthday
308
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,025
from Archie and not you, Jug.
309
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,569
Yeah, well...
310
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:29,198
I didn't think you were
an American Werewolf
kind of girl.
311
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:32,785
Ooh. That's where
you're wrong, Jughead Jones.
312
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,745
I'm all about
the beast within.
313
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:40,042
If it's a double feature,
does that mean I have time
to go to the bathroom?
314
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,293
I'd hold it, Ethel.
315
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,092
Surprise!
316
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,763
Do I look like Jughead to you?
317
00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,016
Oh. Betty just texted me.
They're almost here.
318
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,518
You've met Joaquin, right?
319
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:58,811
I haven't had the pleasure.
320
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:02,898
Also I thought
it was inner-circle only
tonight?
321
00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:05,776
Joaquin's my boyfriend,
that makes him inner-circle.
322
00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:09,697
Uh-huh, well, I just came
from the most insane meeting
with my dad's lawyer.
323
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:13,075
Between his upcoming hearing
and his potential involvement
in Jason's murder,
324
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,411
not to mention my mom's,
I'm in a foul mood.
325
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,745
Guys, they're really coming
this time.
326
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:17,746
Everybody hide.
327
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:20,124
Ugh, I'm so over this.
328
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,342
Surprise!
329
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,970
This is why we left
the double feature.
330
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,596
Happy birthday, bro.
331
00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:36,015
You really shouldn't have.
332
00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:39,977
Ugh, you reek. Are you drunk?
333
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,145
No.
334
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,733
Thanks, Veronica.
Thanks, everyone.
335
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,819
- Oh, it's Kevin!
- Happy birthday, bud.
336
00:17:49,028 --> 00:17:50,779
This is my boyfriend,
Joaquin.
337
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,781
Hey, nice to meet you.
338
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:55,409
Um, has anyone seen Betty?
339
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,935
That was haunting, Betty.
340
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,647
Blow out the candles
and make a wish.
341
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,902
I wish it were just
the two of us right now.
342
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,076
One blow!
343
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:41,288
Veronica?
344
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,708
The stuff with your dad?
345
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,460
It's just the tip
of the iceberg.
346
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,586
I don't want to talk about it.
347
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:48,504
Okay.
348
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:51,006
You want a drink?
349
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,800
Isn't it the New York
sophisticate
350
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,885
who's supposed to corrupt
the sweet small-town boy?
351
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,141
My dad's visiting my mom.
352
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,353
They're about to finalize
the divorce.
353
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,106
God, Archie, if my mom had
anything to do with that...
354
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,857
No. This was them.
355
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,651
My mom wanted
to leave Riverdale,
356
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,152
my dad wanted to stay.
357
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,114
I had to choose,
and I chose my dad.
358
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,826
Forget it. It's nothing
compared to what
you're going through.
359
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,038
He threatened me, Archie.
360
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:27,584
Said he would destroy my mom
if I didn't make a statement
on his behalf.
361
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,962
Said she was just as guilty
as he was.
362
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,215
And maybe he's lying
or maybe he isn't.
363
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,884
And maybe he killed
Jason Blossom, and...
364
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,431
Oh, sorry.
365
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,060
Just coming to get
ice cream, so...
366
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,311
Is everything okay?
367
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,398
Yeah, no, I'm just not in a
party mood like I usually am.
368
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,608
- That makes two of us.
- Whoa. Wait.
369
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,279
You're not actually upset that
I threw you a party, are you?
370
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,781
It is nice, Betty.
I appreciate it.
371
00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,408
It's just I would be happier
372
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,243
if it was just the four of us
in a booth at Pop's.
373
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:02,494
Yeah. But we always do that.
374
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,163
I wanted to do
something special.
375
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,956
"The road to hell is paved
with good intentions."
376
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:08,625
Why is everything
so doom and gloom
with you, Jug?
377
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,210
Why can't it just
be normal for once?
378
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:13,422
I'm not normal,
I'm not wired to be normal.
379
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,926
How many more people
did you invite to this thing?
380
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:20,012
No one. Inner-circle only.
381
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,269
Did you really think
you could have a party
382
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,645
without inviting moi?
383
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:30,772
Or me?
384
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,399
Archie,
where do you want the kegs?
385
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,779
Screw it! One in the kitchen,
one in the backyard.
386
00:21:04,598 --> 00:21:06,266
Why are they doing this?
387
00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,352
They're agents of chaos,
Kevin.
388
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,686
They don't need a reason.
389
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:14,233
But if I had to guess?
Payback.
390
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,738
Dude, Valerie just got here.
You think she wants me back?
391
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:20,948
Archie, as my blood-brother,
392
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:22,866
it was your sole
responsibility
393
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,661
to ensure that something
like this never happened
on my birthday.
394
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,995
And now we're here.
395
00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,789
In the middle
of a Seth Rogen movie.
396
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,916
This was Betty's idea, okay?
I just went along with it.
397
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,876
- It's so not me.
- It doesn't matter, Jughead,
398
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,127
you're her boyfriend now.
399
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,629
- What does that mean?
- It means
400
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,839
you're getting
your birthday party whether
you want one or not.
401
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,595
Dad, hey.
402
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:45,264
Happy birthday, Jughead.
403
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,767
How are you, Mr. Jones?
404
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,812
Happy to be here,
celebrating with my son.
405
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,316
Didn't realize you had
so many friends.
406
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,276
I don't.
407
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,404
And fair warning.
You're the only adult here.
408
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,613
So I gather.
409
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,241
- Where can I put this?
- There's a table in the den.
410
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,160
Dad.
411
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,624
- Did Betty call you?
- Yeah, she came by too.
412
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,459
She knows what she wants,
that one.
413
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:16,503
I'll be back.
414
00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:26,930
Do you ever go down
to Sweetwater River?
415
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:30,017
- To what, fool around?
- Yeah.
416
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,477
- Do you?
- I've been once or twice.
417
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,316
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
418
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:42,821
You can cut the sexual tension
in here with a knife.
419
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,407
What's up, Joaquin?
420
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,700
Nothing.
421
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:49,077
Kevin, you know FP,
Jughead's dad?
422
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:50,412
Yeah, we've met.
423
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:52,039
You kicked me out
of the Whyte Wyrm.
424
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,207
Good times. Joaquin...
425
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,001
You wanna show me
where the can is?
426
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,461
- Yeah, it's right...
- Yeah, um...
427
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,837
I'll show you.
428
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:20,692
What is that
middle-aged Serpent
429
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:22,235
doing at a high school kegger?
430
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,487
Are you serious?
You don't know?
431
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,030
Veronica,
that's Jughead's dad.
432
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,324
- Really.
- Yeah.
433
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,785
And the plot thickens.
434
00:23:41,129 --> 00:23:42,089
Betty.
435
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,883
- You here to roofie me again?
- No, Chuck,
436
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:47,969
I'm going to ask you to leave.
437
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,138
- Nicely.
- Nicely?
438
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,766
Because, what, you're back
to being the nice girl now?
439
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,768
Betty, what you
and Veronica did
440
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,728
when you guys got me kicked
off the football team,
441
00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,565
you ruined any chance I had
of playing for Notre Dame.
442
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,275
Hell, for any good school.
443
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:07,155
I'm sorry that after you
sexually harassed those girls,
444
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,158
that there were
actual consequences, Chuck.
445
00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,453
That night,
I saw the real you.
446
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,209
The dark you.
447
00:24:20,669 --> 00:24:21,962
The Betty
that I actually think about
448
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,547
every night
when I'm laying in bed.
449
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,473
You're the last person
I expected to see
at my son's birthday party.
450
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,308
Just doing my job,
keeping my ear to the ground.
451
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,727
And your tongue
in the Sheriff's kid's mouth.
452
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,022
- Did you hear
anything interesting?
- Actually, yeah.
453
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,691
Hiram Lodge's
daughter is here.
454
00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,569
She said something
about her father being
connected to Jason's murder.
455
00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,280
That is not good.
456
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,490
Hiram and I had some business.
457
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:51,950
What does your boyfriend
say about that?
458
00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,785
- His father, you mean?
- Yeah.
459
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,829
- I'll find out.
- Yeah. You better.
460
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:58,707
These kids are more
on the ball than the Sheriff.
Let's go.
461
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,337
You do know my dad
has a drinking problem, right?
462
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,505
Of course I do.
463
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,299
I didn't think people
would be drinking tonight.
464
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,968
I didn't plan
on Chuck and Cheryl,
465
00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,012
and the rest of the school
crashing, okay?
466
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,763
This was supposed
to be just your friends.
467
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,808
You and Archie
are my friends, okay?
468
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:18,935
Everyone else,
469
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,022
including Kevin,
including Veronica,
470
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:23,607
are people that,
two months ago,
471
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,859
- I would've actively shunned.
- Why?
472
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,570
In case you haven't noticed,
I'm weird.
473
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,447
I'm a weirdo.
474
00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:34,242
I don't fit in,
and I don't want to fit in.
475
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,703
Have you ever seen me
without this stupid hat on?
476
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:39,206
- That's weird.
- Why are you getting so upset?
477
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:43,502
- It's just a party, Jug.
- It's not just a party.
478
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,588
It's the fact that you
don't know or even care
479
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:50,050
that this is the last thing
I would want.
480
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,010
You did this for you.
To prove something.
481
00:25:52,219 --> 00:25:54,429
- To prove what?
- You're a great girlfriend.
482
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:55,889
I don't know.
483
00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,225
Doesn't it ever
occur to you just how
different we are?
484
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:01,686
Like on a cellular DNA
kind of level?
485
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,063
You're a straight-A student,
486
00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:06,149
you're a cheerleader,
for God's sakes.
487
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:08,401
You're the perfect
girl next door.
488
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,486
I hate that word.
489
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:12,322
I'm the damaged loner outsider
490
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:14,366
from the wrong side
of the tracks.
491
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:17,285
Betty, come on.
492
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,620
Who are we kidding?
493
00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:21,915
We're on borrowed time.
494
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,333
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
495
00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:27,295
Betty, I'm not one
of your projects, okay?
496
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:28,922
Like solving Jason's murder...
497
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:31,174
No. You're not a project,
you're my boyfriend.
498
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,760
Until you're sick
of slumming it with me,
499
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:35,720
or until Archie
changes his mind
500
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,347
and says he wants
to be with you?
501
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,404
Valerie, hey...
502
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:54,489
- I'm looking for Melody.
- No, no, no, can we talk?
503
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,825
I just wanted to say
what if... What if we made
a mistake?
504
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:59,578
First of all,
we didn't do anything.
505
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,830
I broke up with you
because I thought
you were a hot mess.
506
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:03,748
Clearly, I was right.
507
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,501
Wait, Valerie...
508
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,253
What is your problem, Archie?
509
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,255
You shut me out, remember?
510
00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:11,381
It's too late.
511
00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:43,538
Archie,
everything all right?
512
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:50,545
- Jughead. Hey.
- Hey, Ethel.
513
00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:53,923
You didn't have
a piece of cake.
It's bad luck.
514
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,967
This whole night
is bad luck.
515
00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:59,512
I'm ghosting.
I'll see you at school.
516
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:06,019
Hey. Whoa.
517
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:07,312
Where you going,
guest of honor?
518
00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,148
Get out of my way, Chuck.
519
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:11,650
Oh, but you can't leave now.
520
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,653
We haven't even
played our game yet.
521
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,113
Listen up, party people.
522
00:28:18,531 --> 00:28:20,408
Everyone has their secrets.
523
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,118
And we've all done
our fair share of sinning.
524
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:24,496
That's one thing my dear
brother's death has revealed.
525
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,832
So let's play a little game
to get those secrets
out in the open.
526
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:39,135
What the hell
is Secrets and Sins?
527
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,012
It's a variation
on Truth or Dare.
528
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,723
In which we own our truths.
529
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:45,141
By telling it like it is.
530
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,852
I'll start the game
with Veronica Lodge.
531
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,229
- Naturally.
- Let's begin
532
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:51,648
with the day you and your
mob wife of a mother
533
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,025
came to town
for a so-called "fresh start."
534
00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:55,735
Tell us, Veronica,
what's so fresh
535
00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,904
about defiling Archie Andrews
in a closet?
536
00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,739
- That was your doing.
- Moving on
537
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,241
to dear Daddy Lodge...
538
00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:04,285
Isn't it true
that your father, from prison,
539
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:06,579
illegally purchased
the drive-in land?
540
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:07,997
Which makes me wonder.
541
00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:09,666
What else is he doing
from behind bars?
542
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,543
Well,
I can't speak for my father,
543
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,879
but I can think of someone
with a very dirty secret.
544
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:18,007
Specifically, Cheryl killing
her very own brother.
545
00:29:18,216 --> 00:29:19,884
Everyone knows how much
I loved my brother.
546
00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:20,969
Exactly.
547
00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,388
But did you love him maybe
548
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,682
in ways that a sister
shouldn't love a brother?
549
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:29,978
And as you got older,
Jason started to think
it was strange, unnatural.
550
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,272
So he chose Polly over you.
551
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,940
So you shot him
between the eyes
552
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:36,276
with one of your father's
many hunting rifles.
553
00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:39,195
This is riveting,
I can't breathe.
554
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:40,905
This game is sick.
555
00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:44,033
- I wanna go next.
- That's the spirit, Doiley.
556
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:46,035
What secrets do you have
to reveal to us?
557
00:29:46,244 --> 00:29:48,288
I saw Ms. Grundy's car
558
00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,207
by Sweetwater River,
the day Jason went missing.
559
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,168
I told Betty and Jughead,
560
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:54,919
and then,
Ms. Grundy quit her job
561
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,380
and left Riverdale,
like, two days later.
562
00:29:57,589 --> 00:30:01,301
And let's not forget
that Archie was also at the
Sweetwater that morning.
563
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,803
Oh, my God, color me shocked,
Archie Andrews.
564
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,765
Is that why you became
a mediocre musician overnight?
565
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:09,476
Because you and Ms. Foureyes
were pulling a Mary Kay
Letourneau?
566
00:30:09,684 --> 00:30:10,810
Don't say anything, Archie.
567
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,270
Don't get in the gutter
with them.
568
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:14,773
Wait, what?
Andrews was banging a teacher?
569
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,399
Well, damn,
I wish I would have known.
570
00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,735
I would've added you
and Ms. Grundy to the
board of conquests.
571
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:20,653
Classy, Chuck, as always.
572
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,822
Wait a second,
that also explains
573
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:25,325
why Archie can't seem to keep
a girlfriend to save his life.
574
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,702
He's got serious
Mommy issues.
575
00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:29,662
Anything to say for yourself,
Arch?
576
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:31,498
Were you victim
or perpetrator?
577
00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,166
Dilton Doiley plays with guns.
578
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:34,125
Big whoop, Betty.
579
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:37,170
So Doiley's a psychopath,
everyone knows that.
580
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:39,130
Well, I guess
it's my turn now.
581
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:43,343
Boy, do I have
a twisted secret to reveal.
582
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,136
Starring Betty Cooper.
583
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,346
Leave her
the hell alone, Chuck.
584
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,722
Shut up, Andrews.
585
00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:49,933
Look, you may get a free
peepshow every night,
586
00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:51,309
but you do not know her.
587
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:54,020
Hell, Betty doesn't
even know herself.
588
00:30:54,229 --> 00:30:56,022
Everybody knows
why I got suspended.
589
00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:58,191
But what you don't know...
590
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:03,363
She dressed up like a hooker,
in a God-awful black wig,
591
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,241
drugged me,
handcuffed me in the Jacuzzi,
592
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:08,034
and I almost drowned
593
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,870
until she got me to say
what she wanted to hear.
594
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,206
And then she really lost it.
595
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:15,416
She actually thought
she was Polly.
596
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:18,044
But, hey, you knew
all about this, right,
Jughead?
597
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:23,967
Enough! That's enough!
598
00:31:24,175 --> 00:31:25,552
Get your hands
off me, snake.
599
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,554
Get out!
600
00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:32,016
Go on!
601
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:43,570
What are you looking at?
The party's done.
602
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:46,865
It's over! Go home!
603
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,162
Whoa, where the hell
are you going?
604
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:56,708
What, you want to give me
some advice on my right hook?
605
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,626
I want you to go back inside
and talk to your girl.
606
00:31:58,835 --> 00:32:00,044
I don't think
it's gonna work out.
607
00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:03,256
Irreconcilable differences.
608
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:06,467
Don't run away from it.
Don't run away.
609
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:08,303
You've got something
good here.
610
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:09,929
With her, with your friends.
611
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,347
Something that...
612
00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:12,891
Something that we could
never give you.
613
00:32:14,475 --> 00:32:16,019
Also, man up.
614
00:32:16,227 --> 00:32:18,354
After what I just saw
in there, she needs you.
615
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,619
FP.
616
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:34,495
As block captain
of the Neighborhood Watch,
617
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:35,914
I am obligated to ask you
618
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:37,582
what you're doing
on this side of town.
619
00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,918
Don't act so high
and mighty, Alice.
620
00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:42,545
You may not live
on the Southside anymore,
621
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,089
you may not dress like
you're from the Southside,
622
00:32:45,298 --> 00:32:47,133
but we both know the truth.
623
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,594
Snakes don't shed
their skin so easily.
624
00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:51,930
Good night, FP.
625
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,556
Now get the hell
out of my neighborhood.
626
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:55,058
You're still hot, Alice.
627
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:56,726
Too bad you're a stick
in the mud.
628
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:06,361
And all this time,
I thought you were a lover,
not a fighter.
629
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:08,738
I'm both.
630
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:10,740
I've got layers.
631
00:33:12,951 --> 00:33:14,744
You were doing something nice,
632
00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:16,871
it's just that sometimes,
633
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:20,875
when people do
nice things for me,
I short circuit.
634
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,418
Maybe I'm not used to it.
635
00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:23,795
Maybe I'm scared.
636
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,298
Of getting hurt.
637
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:31,886
Or being rejected
for being myself.
638
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,391
I should have told you
about Chuck.
639
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,018
But I lied.
640
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:44,524
And instead I threw you
this party that you
didn't even want.
641
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,110
Why did you?
642
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:53,700
Something is very,
very wrong with me.
643
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,869
Like there's
this darkness in me
644
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:59,330
that's overwhelming
sometimes,
645
00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:01,708
and I don't know
where it comes from.
646
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:05,336
But I think that's what makes
me do these crazy things.
Like...
647
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:43,541
How am I ever
gonna look anyone
in the eye ever again?
648
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,960
By Monday,
this will all be but a dream.
649
00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:49,505
Trust me.
No one will remember anything.
650
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:52,175
Except maybe that I accused
Cheryl of twincest.
651
00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,889
I drunk-dialed my dad, Ronnie.
652
00:34:58,097 --> 00:34:59,057
Archie.
653
00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:01,976
What did you say?
654
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,896
I told him not to sign
the divorce papers.
655
00:35:06,189 --> 00:35:07,190
I don't even know why,
656
00:35:07,398 --> 00:35:09,067
it's not like I even want them
to get back together.
657
00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:13,279
Veronica,
why do I keep doing this?
658
00:35:13,488 --> 00:35:14,864
I keep wrecking things.
659
00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:16,240
Welcome to my life.
660
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:21,162
Every day, I feel
like there's a new secret,
661
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,247
a new lie
about my parents
662
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,415
and what they've done.
663
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:29,587
I don't want
my mom to be guilty, Archie.
664
00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:32,673
I really want that
to be a lie.
665
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,427
Do you ever wonder...
666
00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:39,972
What if you had
done things differently,
667
00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,308
what if you had made
different choices?
668
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:43,893
What do you mean,
different choices?
669
00:35:44,102 --> 00:35:45,436
Every day I wonder,
670
00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:47,772
what if I had left Riverdale
with my mom?
671
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:48,940
Would things be...
672
00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:51,984
Would I be better off?
673
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:54,237
I can't answer that, Archie,
674
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:55,947
but we wouldn't have met,
675
00:35:56,155 --> 00:36:00,118
and that would've been
a tragedy of epic proportions.
676
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,830
I'm messed up, Veronica...
677
00:36:04,038 --> 00:36:05,456
We all are, Archie.
678
00:36:06,749 --> 00:36:09,210
And, honestly,
you less than most.
679
00:37:34,712 --> 00:37:37,006
Veronica. Hey, good morning.
680
00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:42,553
Morning, Jughead.
681
00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:47,642
Um...
682
00:37:47,850 --> 00:37:48,726
So listen...
683
00:37:48,935 --> 00:37:52,063
Don't... Don't worry,
my lips are sealed.
684
00:37:52,647 --> 00:37:54,857
Okay. Cool.
685
00:37:57,735 --> 00:38:01,697
Smithers, you've known
my parents a very long time,
haven't you?
686
00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:04,242
Oh, my, yes, ages.
687
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:09,163
And would you describe
my father as a good man?
688
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:11,666
I'd rather not say, miss.
689
00:38:14,252 --> 00:38:16,379
And my mother, is she...
690
00:38:16,587 --> 00:38:18,130
Unequivocally good.
691
00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:21,133
No doubt in my mind
about that.
692
00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:23,010
Thank you, Smithers.
693
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:30,518
- Veronica.
- I'm sorry I'm late.
694
00:38:32,979 --> 00:38:36,774
And thank you, Mom,
for not getting mad
that I slept over at Betty's.
695
00:38:37,775 --> 00:38:39,402
Thank you for coming.
696
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,320
I believe in you, Mom.
697
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,869
And I'm ready to go on record
698
00:38:49,078 --> 00:38:50,871
about how much
my mom and dad love me.
699
00:38:57,628 --> 00:38:59,672
Long night's journey into day?
700
00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:06,679
I can't face the music
right now.
701
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:08,389
Yeah, I understand.
702
00:39:10,099 --> 00:39:11,600
So, you and Veronica...
703
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:14,729
Yeah...
704
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:17,273
- Jug...
- Don't worry.
705
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:20,067
I'm never telling anyone
anything literally ever.
706
00:39:20,276 --> 00:39:21,277
Okay, good.
707
00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,280
Thanks. That's great.
708
00:39:30,953 --> 00:39:32,163
I brewed some High Point
709
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,249
and brought you some aspirin
for the headache
I'm sure you have.
710
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,500
Thanks, Mom.
711
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,797
So I saw that you
invited Jughead's dad
712
00:39:42,006 --> 00:39:44,175
to your little
soiree last night.
713
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:47,303
I did.
I thought it would be nice.
714
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:51,140
And he was talking
to a long-haired delinquent
wearing a leather jacket.
715
00:39:51,349 --> 00:39:52,933
- You mean Joaquin?
- Is that his name?
716
00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:55,394
They know each other
through the Serpents.
717
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:56,812
He's kind of dating Kevin.
718
00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:57,813
What?
719
00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:01,609
A Southside Serpent
dating the Sheriff's son?
720
00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:05,654
This is a small town,
but it's not that small.
721
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:12,411
Hi there.
722
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:17,166
Decaf skim latte
and a fresh scone.
723
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,668
The last time
you brought me baked goods
724
00:40:19,877 --> 00:40:21,420
was because you kissed Archie.
725
00:40:26,884 --> 00:40:27,885
Betty...
726
00:40:28,761 --> 00:40:31,722
I just testified
on my father's behalf
727
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:34,892
and helped his chances
of going free.
728
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:37,144
That's good news, right?
729
00:40:38,354 --> 00:40:43,442
My dad hired Jughead's dad
to trash the drive-in.
730
00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:46,612
And given recent events,
it's not inconceivable
731
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:50,408
that he might've hired him
to do other jobs.
732
00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:55,496
Like go after Jason
as payback for what
the Blossoms did to him.
733
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:02,253
I want to help
with your investigation.
734
00:41:03,546 --> 00:41:04,630
I want the truth.
735
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:06,882
Whatever it is.
736
00:41:08,926 --> 00:41:11,178
Whether you believe
in order or chaos,
737
00:41:11,387 --> 00:41:13,264
in the end, it's the same...
738
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,266
We are either
in control of our lives,
739
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,268
or merely think we are.
740
00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:18,394
Miss Veronica.
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Package arrived for you.
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Archie.
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We're home.
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Mom?
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Hi, honey.
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