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Why is love intensified by absence?
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How does it feel?
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Hmm. How does it feel?
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Normal. You know. Like nothing.
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Like your attention wandered for a moment,
and...
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suddenly the book you're reading is gone,
your coffee's gone,
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the room is gone,
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and you're ankle-deep in a ditch...
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...or in the middle of a highway...
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-HENRY, Oh, shit!
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...or in a field full of cows.
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And of course... ...you're naked.
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Back in time, and naked.
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The bedsheets will go slack.
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Or the shower will keep running,
or the bacon will keep frying,
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or you'll hear a coffee
cup smash on the floor,
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and you realize, he's gone.
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-CLARE, It's happened again.
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He's just a pile of clothes.
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CLARE, And then it starts.
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The waiting.
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Time travel. It's not a superpower.
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It's a disability.
It's what's wrong with me.
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I can't keep hold of the current moment,
I just...
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slide off. I fall back in time.
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When he's gone, I wait and I worry.
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I wonder where he is, when he is.
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If he's in danger.
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Now, sometimes you ping
straight back to where you were.
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You know, to your book,
to your coffee, and it's fine.
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It's nothing. Five minutes, a nap.
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Sometimes it's days, weeks,
months, and you have to survive.
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Now, three things I got good at.
Running, fighting, and stealing.
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You have to be good at those,
when wherever you go,
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you're naked.
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-Fuck.
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Well, that's a difficult question.
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Seriously, you're asking me that?
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When did we first meet?
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First meet?
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Define "first."
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I married a time traveler. It's complicated.
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CLARE, If you're not a time traveler,
the past
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is what you're stuck with.
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If you're an artist, or think you might be,
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the future is what you're gonna make.
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Sometimes,
you can see the future in a bowl of slop.
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Other times...
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-Clare? You okay?
-You know what I need?
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Dr. Felman, I need to go to the library.
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-Okay.
-The Newberry Library.
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-What's there?
-Porn.
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CLARE, Other times...
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...other times,
you remember that the future is just
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what shows up when you're looking
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for something else.
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People think libraries are quiet places.
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To me a library is a crowd.
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If you're a time traveler,
the past is alive.
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It's still happening, still dangerous.
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All those books on all those shelves
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are like the bars on a cage,
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and the beast inside is pacing.
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For everybody else, the past is over.
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For me, well,
I'm still trying to survive it.
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Are these yours? I found them in the stacks.
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Uh... yeah, thanks.
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Henry. I've been meaning to ask you.
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Why do you leave piles of
clothes all over the place?
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-Doesn't everyone?
-No.
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It's complicated.
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Okay. I'm listening.
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-It's a long story.
-Time isn't a problem for me.
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Lucky you.
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-Henry.
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Hey.
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-...the language of--
-Ah, excuse me.
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You okay?
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Yeah, no, I'm good. What's going down here?
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Presentation on rare dictionaries.
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Oh, God. I love dictionaries.
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You know the best thing about a dictionary?
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It's the only book with
words in the right order.
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Yeah, we're good here. Thanks, Henry.
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-The right order is very important.
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You can trust me on that.
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If you wait just one moment,
perhaps Mr. DeTamble
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-can help you.
-CLARE, Thank you.
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-Ah, Isabelle?
-Hmm?
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There is a young woman in Presentation Two.
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Could you maybe shake her awake
when Tom's done boring her
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and kind of mention my
name with general overtones
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-of enthusiasm?
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-The Kelmscott Press Chaucer.
-What about it?
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You know what it is?
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Yeah. It's Chaucer. Illustrated.
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Basically porn,
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but you're allowed to read it on a train.
Why?
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That young lady would like to see the porn.
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Okay.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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HENRY, Uh,
The Kelmscott Press Chaucer, right?
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-Henry.
-HENRY, Oh...
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hello.
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-Sorry I-- I don't know--
-Clare.
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Abshire.
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Clare Abshire.
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You okay?
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I think so, yeah, why?
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Uh, you've got a, kinda look on your face.
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-What kind of a look?
-HENRY, Um...
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Trying to think of a better
word than concussion.
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Sorry. I, uh...
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I wasn't expecting to meet you today, um.
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I mean definitely not in a library. Wh--
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You're a librarian?
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Well...
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-Yeah.
-A librarian.
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Uh-huh.
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CLARE, And your name is DeTamble.
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That's gonna take a bit of getting used to.
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Sorry, I-- I don't really understand--
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CLARE, You have a birthmark?
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Like a strawberry?
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Like you stood on a strawberry,
and squished it?
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On your left foot?
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Also,
you've got a scar just below your hairline.
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You can't see it right now,
your hair is too long.
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Actually, your hair is really long.
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Is that on purpose?
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You've never told me how you got the scar.
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I've asked,
but I don't think you like talking about it.
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So, we've met then?
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-Yes.
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Well, no. I've met you.
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I saw that birthmark 14 years ago.
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I've known you for 14 years, and now...
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...you're standing there
looking like you've never
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-seen me before.
-I haven't.
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I know.
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You're so young.
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You're younger than I've ever seen you.
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Okay,
do you understand why I don't recognize you?
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-Yes.
-So, you know about my,
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-uh, you know...
-Problem. Yes.
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-HENRY, Who told you?
-You told me.
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Okay, we can't talk here,
we should get a coffee.
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-Or a drink.
-Okay, a drink.
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Dinner!
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That escalated quickly.
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Fourteen years.
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-So, tonight?
-Uh, yeah.
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-Yeah, tonight.
-HENRY, Yeah.
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Sorry, I'm not exactly sure how to--
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No, me neither.
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Usually I'm pretty good at reading women.
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-Women?
-Uh, people.
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Both.
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Okay.
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Yeah, later.
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Both.
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All right.
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-Hi.
-CLARE, Hi.
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You've never brought me flowers before.
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-Do you think that's gonna work?
-Work in what sense? I mean...
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...what are we trying to achieve?
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Is this a date? Are we on a date right now?
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What's that?
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Dates, 152 of them.
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A hundred and fifty-two.
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Have you been in a fight?
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Sure. How do you think I got the flowers?
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Uh...
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Who uh... who wrote this list?
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Me. When I was a kid.
You, uh, you dictated it to me.
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-I did?
-Mm-hmm.
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So, I'd know when you'd be showing up.
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Oh, you told me a few years
ago that you memorized it
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from the list that I'm giving you now,
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which you dictated to me
in the first place so,
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I'm really not too sure how the information
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even exists. It's just like some kind
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-of Möbius list--
-Okay, just stop! Please.
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Just slow down.
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Sorry, it's, uh, it's confusing.
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I've had longer to think about it.
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So, has this never happened to you before?
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Like meeting someone in the wrong order?
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HENRY, No.
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CLARE,
Didn't he warn you about this kind of thing?
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-Didn't who warn me?
-The guy who trained you.
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I know there was a guy who,
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like taught you all the time-travel stuff.
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Like all the rules, when you were little.
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Another time traveler.
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-Did I tell you who it was?
-Not so far. No.
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-Right.
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So... ...getting this straight.
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-Hmm.
-HENRY, In the future...
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...in my future I'm gonna start
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-showing up in your past.
-Yes.
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For 14 years.
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One hundred and fifty-two times.
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Uh, how old was I? Back then?
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I mean,
oldest I've seen you is like 40 something.
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And youngest... maybe about 30.
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-How old are you now?
-Uh...
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I'm 28.
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You look so different.
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It's like you've been all,
tightened, you know.
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Renovated.
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-That must be kind of weird?
-Hot.
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-Hot?
-Yeah, hot.
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Somebody pimped my date.
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Is that what we're doing here?
We're on a date?
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-Yes.
-Like a date-date?
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-Yes.
-Oh, how am I doing?
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-Astonishingly well.
-Oh.
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Well, I mean, about as well
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as it's possible for a human being
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-to do, in fact.
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Great.
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No more questions?
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Hmm, all of a sudden, I'm distracted.
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Concentrate.
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-Ask me something.
-HENRY, Okay.
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Why you?
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Why would I go see you so many times?
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We're gonna have to come back to that one.
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-But there is a reason?
-There's a reason. Yeah.
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Next question.
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Okay, uh...
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Any hobbies? Any favorite books?
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Any unusual sexual proclivities
I should be aware of?
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One.
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What's that?
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I'm going to marry you.
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I was gonna build up to that. But, uh...
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there it is.
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I'm your future wife.
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-Who said it?
-CLARE, You do.
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You told me.
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You explained, you were visiting me
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from a time in the future,
when we're married.
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I'm sorry, I-- I don't mean to,
uh, spring it on you like that,
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but, in the future, we're a married couple.
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Congratulations.
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-Seriously? Congratulations?
-What--
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-What am I supposed to say?
-Ah, you don't think much of yourself, do you?
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I don't know,
I can't even begin to answer something like--
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-"Congratulations" though?
-There is literally no precedent
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-for this conversation
-That's for sure.
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I'm sorry, it's just a lot to-- to process.
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Take my hand when you say process.
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-I've been married?
-Yes.
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-You're my...
-Yes, I am.
257
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,914
-You're my wife?
-Your future wife. Yes.
258
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,375
I met you four hours ago,
we haven't even ordered yet.
259
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:31,258
I know. I know. I do. I mean I-- I get it.
260
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,428
I get it. It's like 14 years for me.
261
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,723
Just earlier today for you,
it's-- it's a lot.
262
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,475
HENRY, Yeah.
263
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:45,147
-So, ask me questions.
264
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,316
Okay, well.
265
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,110
Seeing as we're gonna be married, and, uh,
266
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,862
no offence,
I've only got your word for that.
267
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,406
Well, technically,
I've only got your word for that,
268
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,826
but, if you think about it what
does any couple ever have--
269
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,745
-Please, don't do that.
-Do what?
270
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
Swallow, when I say the word "couple."
271
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,540
-Did I just swallow?
-CLARE, Yeah, audibly.
272
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,584
-The next table looked over.
-Oh.
273
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,088
So, come on, questions.
274
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,719
How did we meet?
275
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,433
You mean, how was it for me?
276
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,596
Hmm.
277
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,744
CLARE, Mark.
278
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,080
Mark, is that you?
279
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,586
This is my place.
280
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,588
You're not supposed to come here.
281
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,728
HENRY, Ow!
282
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,317
Hello, Clare.
283
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,903
-Who are you?
-HENRY, Well, it's Henry.
284
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,821
Henry?
285
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,907
HENRY, Yeah, I'm just, uh, being sick.
286
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,034
Travelling makes me sick sometimes,
you know that.
287
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,953
Who are you?
288
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,872
HENRY, Uh, don't you know me yet, Clare?
289
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,415
Haven't we met yet?
290
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,417
-No.
-HENRY, Oh, well.
291
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,795
That's okay. That's okay.
Uh, 'cause you're meeting me now
292
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,130
and you know I'm a friend, okay?
293
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:18,091
I promise you I'm a friend. My name's Henry.
294
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,719
I don't have any friends called Henry.
295
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,763
HENRY, Well, you do now.
296
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,432
Hey, could you do me a favor
and go and get me some clothes?
297
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,516
Why?
298
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,809
HENRY, 'Cause I don't have any.
299
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,812
And I bet you are amazing
at choosing clothes.
300
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,617
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
301
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,078
What's all this running around indoors?
302
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,872
Nell, you know what an imaginary friend is.
303
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,540
-True.
-I found one in the woods
304
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,918
and I'm gonna dress him up
'cause he's naked.
305
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,508
-CLARE, Hi.
-Hi.
306
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,562
So, right there.
307
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:15,315
Yeah, just label it, Earth's axis.
308
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,400
Oh, okay.
309
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,194
-Earth's axis.
310
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,750
HENRY, Okay, I'm ready.
311
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,718
-CLARE, That was quick.
-I've had a lot of practice.
312
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,555
You're bleeding.
313
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,516
-Well, you threw a shoe at me.
-I'm not saying sorry.
314
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,684
Why should you?
315
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,312
What's that mark?
316
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,397
HENRY, Oh, that? That's just a birthmark.
317
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,690
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt.
318
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:43,278
It looks like you stood on a
strawberry and squished it.
319
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,614
Someone else said that.
320
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,408
No.
321
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:51,495
-What's wrong?
-Well, it wasn't someone else.
322
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,084
Have you seen dinosaurs?
323
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,586
I tickled a dinosaur's tummy once.
324
00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:02,339
Twice actually,
but it was in the Natural History Museum.
325
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,466
Real ones.
326
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,803
Well, I travel in time,
but not that far back.
327
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,472
I tend to stay in the same
time since I was born.
328
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:13,767
-Is that not dinosaurs?
-No, Clare.
329
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,268
That is not dinosaurs.
330
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,687
Do you have kids in the future?
331
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:19,773
Uh...
332
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,109
No. I'm afraid not.
333
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:24,277
Do you have a wife?
334
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:26,988
-Yeah
-Is she pretty?
335
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,282
-She's very pretty.
-What's her name?
336
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,410
Well, funnily enough, her name's Clare.
337
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,372
-Like me.
-Yeah. Like you.
338
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,541
Was it love at first sight?
339
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,335
-God, I hope not.
-Do you kiss her?
340
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:43,588
-Uh... ...yeah.
-Why?
341
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:49,511
Because it's nice, and because I love her.
342
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,263
Why do you like kissing people?
343
00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,140
Why do you like brushing your horse's hair?
344
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:57,644
It's not brushing, I'm grooming her.
345
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,480
Okay, moving on. Uh, Clare,
346
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,858
in a little while, I'm gonna disappear.
347
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,734
-Can I watch?
-Yeah, you can.
348
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,319
But I'd like you to do me a little favor.
349
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,113
See when I go,
I'm gonna leave my clothes behind.
350
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,657
But I'd like you to take them,
and put them somewhere safe.
351
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,659
Maybe, um, under this rock.
352
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,619
And if you could put them in a box for me,
353
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,247
-they'll be nice and dry.
-Are you coming back?
354
00:24:17,330 --> 00:24:19,666
Yeah, I'll be back lots of times.
355
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,793
Some of those times have
already happened for me,
356
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,462
you'll see me looking younger. Maybe older.
357
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,423
Can't you bring your own clothes?
358
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,717
I can't bring anything. Those are the rules.
359
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,552
Why are there rules?
360
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,554
-I don't know.
-Who told you the rules?
361
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,724
You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
362
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,225
-You said I could.
-Well,
363
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,768
the very first time it happened to me,
364
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,646
-there was, uh, a man.
-Who?
365
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,815
Another...
366
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:47,611
another time traveler, but,
it's a very long story, Clare.
367
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,737
Good.
368
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,947
I like stories.
369
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,578
Come on, Henry. It's closing in a minute.
370
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,123
-And Chicago's...
371
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,625
Come on, you two. Let's go.
372
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,543
We will be closing shortly.
373
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,713
Please make your way toward
the exit at this time.
374
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,132
-Ah!
-RICHARD, Let's go.
375
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,176
What do you think, Henry?
First museum, you like it?
376
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,844
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, he loved it.
377
00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,429
-Didn't you, Henry?
-Mm-hmm.
378
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:15,513
HENRY, Yeah.
379
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,973
...toward the exit at this time.
380
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:26,066
-Can we go back?
-Of course, we can.
381
00:25:26,149 --> 00:25:29,444
-Tonight?
-Soon.
382
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,283
Sleep tight.
383
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,639
-HENRY, Hey, kid! Henry.
384
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,599
Put this on.
385
00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,435
You've time traveled back,
about three hours.
386
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:03,895
There's a trash can in front of you.
387
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,689
Now, I say that because in a minute,
388
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,524
you're gonna be sick.
389
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,574
How did you know I'd be sick?
390
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,285
'Cause I'm a time traveler, too.
391
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:22,747
I've had a lot of practice.
392
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,917
Thought you might look a bit more surprised.
393
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,461
-About what?
-Suddenly showing up here.
394
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,088
It's my first museum.
395
00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:32,173
I thought I might have a dream about it.
396
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,467
Sorry, Henry, no. This isn't a dream.
397
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,179
-Do you work here?
-No, I don't work here.
398
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,349
I stole these clothes like
I stole you that t-shirt.
399
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,184
See, I time travel, too.
400
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,646
You came back about three hours.
I came back, uh...
401
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,400
-Remind me, what year is this?
-1987.
402
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,278
Yeah, 21 years.
403
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,615
Are there lots of time travelers?
404
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:04,039
Hey, big guy. Hey, how you doing up there?
405
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,792
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
406
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,838
He's not really ticklish, is he?
You wanna try?
407
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:13,882
Come on.
408
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,718
Whoop!
409
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:21,097
No sense of humor.
No wonder they all died out.
410
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:28,480
When do I meet the other ones?
The other time travelers.
411
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,941
You're hungry now, right?
412
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,152
Time travel always makes you hungry.
Come on.
413
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:51,920
HENRY, Okay.
414
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:53,838
Eat up.
415
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,925
In a minute you're gonna
feel a little sick again
416
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,718
and then you're gonna snap right back home.
417
00:27:58,802 --> 00:27:59,844
That's how it works.
418
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:02,931
-HENRY, Okay.
419
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,105
So.
420
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,107
Today's the day,
I'm gonna start teaching you.
421
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:16,152
I must be feeling very grown up.
422
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,113
-How do I get back home?
423
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,532
It'll just happen.
424
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,243
Sometimes you don't go straight back.
425
00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,869
You go to another time first.
426
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,246
Once I went to three different times
427
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:29,499
in a row,
but mostly you ping straight back home.
428
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,835
-Can I go to the future, too?
-Yeah.
429
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:34,254
Sometimes. Not so often, but it happens.
430
00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:36,631
What do we do?
431
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,299
What do you mean, "What do we do?"
432
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,471
We're time travelers. Do we solve crimes?
433
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:47,308
Uh, no, Henry, sorry.
434
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,395
We don't solve crimes, we... ...commit them.
435
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,148
We run, we steal, we fight.
436
00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,528
Wherever we show up in time, we're naked...
437
00:28:58,611 --> 00:29:00,530
...and we're sick. We don't get a choice.
438
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,575
Are we the bad guys?
439
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,703
Survivors are always the bad guys.
440
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,122
That's why it's my job,
441
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,374
to teach you how to be
the baddest guy out there.
442
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,252
So, I'm gonna see you again?
443
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,421
Yeah, lots of times.
444
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,718
-Do you promise?
-Yeah, I promise.
445
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:25,305
In fact, when I was your age,
exactly your age,
446
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,640
there was a guy who came back
in time and he trained me.
447
00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,143
So now, it's my turn to train you.
448
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,895
So, there's lots of us?
449
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,897
Yeah.
450
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,484
There's lots of us time travelers.
451
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,527
Good.
452
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,113
How does that all sound, Henry?
Me training you.
453
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,325
Scary.
454
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,994
Well, the world's a scary place.
455
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:51,206
So, you know what you gotta be?
You gotta be scarier.
456
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,251
Yeah, suddenly I'm not sure. I think that...
457
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:59,130
I am having a very grown-up day.
What is up with that?
458
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:02,258
-It's okay.
459
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,385
You're going home. Next time.
460
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:15,355
-Okay.
461
00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:18,483
-HENRY, Oh, shit.
462
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,949
Oh, shit. Carry on. Don't mind me.
463
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,116
What the fuck are you doing?
464
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,910
Now, just-- just give me a moment, okay?
465
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,870
-What the fuck?
466
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,957
Yeah. Could you give me the
date and the time, please?
467
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,917
-What are you saying?
-Uh, just the date
468
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,169
and the fucking time, that's all I need.
469
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:42,674
Oh, shit. This is gonna be a big one--
470
00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:45,426
-Uh... June 26.
-Thank you.
471
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,136
Yeah, it's15 p.m.
472
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:49,347
Shut up talking to him. He's naked!
473
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,266
2008?
474
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226
Huh, okay, okay. That's uh...
475
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:55,478
I've been gone two hours,
my clothes won't still be here.
476
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:57,272
-Your clothes?
477
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,942
I'm gonna need yours.
478
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,319
-You're gonna need what?
-This is gonna hurt.
479
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:04,821
You, not me.
480
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,035
-Oh, my God!
481
00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:16,040
Ah!
482
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,252
-What's your name?
-Donna.
483
00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:22,297
HENRY, Uh, Donna.
484
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,007
What's gonna happen now is I'm gonna take
485
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:26,467
your boyfriend's clothes and just go.
486
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,137
If you like,
you can put him in the recovery position
487
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,305
and call the cops.
488
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,098
Give them my description by all means,
489
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:35,310
but I'm naked,
you'll find details surprisingly difficult
490
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,478
to remember.
491
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,980
Did he give you those flowers?
492
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,442
-Yeah.
-Oh, that's nice.
493
00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:44,444
-He doesn't seem like the type.
494
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,778
Seeing as he's kind of an asshole
495
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,864
and this is a shitty date anyway.
496
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:51,743
Mind if I take them? I'm late for someone.
497
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,828
-Hi.
-CLARE, Hi.
498
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,122
You've never brought me flowers before.
499
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:59,042
-Do you think that's gonna work?
-No, I just think
500
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,544
that your apartment might be a bit nicer.
501
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,005
-Well, what's wrong with yours?
-Well, I live in it.
502
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,966
I live really badly in it,
it's like a farm for one human.
503
00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,928
You know it's funny, I've known you almost
504
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:14,807
all my life and you're
not what I was expecting.
505
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:16,017
Am I a disappointment?
506
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:20,647
No, no.
Oh, you're just uh-- Well, you're different.
507
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,523
Well, different good or bad?
508
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:24,442
Just different.
509
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:30,490
Oh, no. It's got a lot worse.
510
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:33,868
You are gonna have to count to a million.
511
00:32:33,951 --> 00:32:37,705
Eighty-five, 86, 87...
512
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:41,542
...88, 89, 90, hurry up.
513
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,504
-Keep counting.
-Jesus! Fourteen years.
514
00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,047
Count, come on. Count, count, count.
515
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,841
Ninety, 91,
516
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,718
92, 93...
517
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:55,807
-...94, 95, 96,
518
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,935
97, 98.
519
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,692
-You still there?
-Yeah, one more minute.
520
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:09,320
-Count, come on.
-Ninety-- I mean where? What?
521
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,489
Ninety-seven, 98,
522
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,411
-99, 100.
-Shit.
523
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,123
CLARE, One hundred and one, 102, 103,
524
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,209
104, 105,
525
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,838
-106, 107...
526
00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:30,425
CLARE,...108, 109, 110.
527
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,622
This is not the apartment of a grown-up.
528
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,040
Oh, that's not fair.
529
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,918
This is the most grown-up I've ever been.
530
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,980
Always been me who makes that move.
531
00:34:26,063 --> 00:34:28,274
Yeah, it never will be again.
532
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,241
Wait, is that what I think it is?
533
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:42,079
Oh, yeah. That's one of my baby teeth.
534
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:45,541
-Wait, you kept your baby teeth?
-No, it just appeared.
535
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,668
It'll go in a minute. Back under my pillow
536
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,170
from when I was a kid.
537
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:52,840
All of me time travels.
Even my nail clippings.
538
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,343
-Hmm, that's gross.
-You know what's even grosser?
539
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,928
The haircut that follows you home.
540
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,347
-Is that why you keep it long?
-Well, I like it long.
541
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,183
And, uh, sometimes...
542
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,559
I should probably warn you about this,
543
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,020
sometimes there's blood.
544
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,648
Just, like, a pool of blood.
Which means somewhere out there,
545
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:11,067
in another time, I've been hurt, or,
546
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,568
you know, maybe I got a nosebleed--
547
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,154
-I know.
548
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,241
-Wait, you know. How?
-I, uh, one time, I--
549
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,493
-I assumed--
-Uh, no. Stop, stop, stop.
550
00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:23,162
If it's something I'm not
supposed to know yet, it's...
551
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,622
probably best I don't.
552
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,542
That's what you said the last time.
553
00:35:28,751 --> 00:35:29,794
Good old me.
554
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:35,258
Why aren't you permanently terrified?
555
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:39,303
There's always gonna be days that you bleed,
right?
556
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,889
That's true for everyone, not just me.
557
00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,935
All you can do is be happy it's not today.
558
00:35:47,311 --> 00:35:48,604
-Henry.
-Yeah.
559
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:50,857
It's not today.
560
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:58,698
Wow, she's forceful, isn't she?
561
00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:01,576
Mm-hmm.
Well, I decided we need a change of mood.
562
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,286
Yeah. Do you always get what you want?
563
00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,454
Oh, always, I mean, I am horrible.
564
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,623
It's okay, you're horrible, too.
565
00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,041
-I'm horrible?
-Yeah.
566
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:13,045
You have been a perfect
gentleman for 14 years.
567
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,256
-Are you sure that was me?
-Yeah, homework,
568
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:19,427
board games, heart-to-hearts,
French verbs, and checkers.
569
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,220
You have been unbearable company
570
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,930
throughout a very horny adolescence.
571
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,891
-It was a whirlwind.
572
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:27,018
Well, you know, you were a kid.
573
00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,233
Haven't I grown?
574
00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:39,238
-I'm not the only one.
575
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:41,824
-You think?
-Yeah.
576
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,662
I'd say, tall enough to do the scary rides
577
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,205
at Disney without a parent.
578
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,667
Oh, Henry! You're so young!
579
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,441
-Hey.
-Hey.
580
00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:17,193
I'm going to the bathroom.
581
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:19,528
-Okay. It's over there.
582
00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:21,697
I fully understand if you put the lights on.
583
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,491
-Hmm, why?
-CLARE, Hmm.
584
00:37:25,159 --> 00:37:27,662
-I'm naked.
-Oh, yeah.
585
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:29,997
Good tip. Thanks.
586
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:03,489
For the record, Henry. For future reference,
587
00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:07,284
the bottom drawer was the
very first one I looked in.
588
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:08,619
-Uh--
589
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,454
I'm not going to ask her name,
I don't need to know.
590
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,248
-Okay.
-CLARE, That's your business.
591
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:14,834
HENRY, Uh, it's not like you
asked if I was seeing anyone.
592
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,169
Uh, yeah.
But you are allowed to mention the fact.
593
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,381
Preferably somewhere between
the restaurant and the mattress.
594
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,049
I didn't wanna do that
for a very good reason.
595
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,926
-CLARE, Oh, which was?
-I really wanted to have
596
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,095
-sex with you.
-Oh! What, are you joking now?
597
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,139
-You trying to be funny?
-Bit funny, bit flattering.
598
00:38:28,222 --> 00:38:29,724
Flattering? Jesus!
599
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,975
-HENRY, Ingrid.
-What?
600
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,853
Her name is Ingrid and she's my girlfriend.
601
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:36,313
Well, bad luck, Ingrid, 'cause I'm here now.
602
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,482
Jesus Christ, do you know how you sound?
603
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,067
How I sound? How I sound?
604
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,485
I've never seen you before in my life,
605
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945
and now you're telling me you're my wife.
606
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,947
Doesn't that sound a tiny
bit scary mad to you?
607
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,158
Well, if I'm a scary mad person,
why did you have sex with me?
608
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:49,118
Well, to be honest I'd never
need that good a reason.
609
00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:50,327
-Fuck you!
610
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:52,204
So, you're happy to fuck crazy women?
611
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:54,415
Well, it would seriously
limit my options if I wasn't.
612
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,708
-Wouldn't it!
-Fuck you!
613
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,711
None of which means I
don't wanna see you again.
614
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,047
-When will I see you again?
-Soon. Six days.
615
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,923
September 29th. Now, don't worry.
616
00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,051
I always get like this when
I'm about to disappear.
617
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,386
But you'll get used to it.
You'll see it lots of times.
618
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,597
Bring a notebook next time,
I'll give you a list of dates--
619
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:22,485
Fuck.
620
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,783
-CLARE,- Fuck you!
-HENRY,- Ah! Jesus Christ...
621
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,409
CLARE, So, you're happy to fuck crazy women?
622
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,870
HENRY, Well, it would seriously
limit my options if I wasn't.
623
00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:33,954
CLARE, Fuck you!
624
00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,123
-Fuck, fuck, fuck...
625
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,167
-Fucking men.
626
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,134
Fucking asshole.
627
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,178
-HENRY, Clare!
-Clare!
628
00:39:49,261 --> 00:39:50,429
-Asshole.
629
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,557
-Asshole.
630
00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:57,436
Asshole.
631
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:13,119
Here you go.
632
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,455
Thank you.
633
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,508
-Hey.
-No.
634
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:46,569
No.
635
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:51,282
HENRY, Well,
I didn't mean any of those things I said.
636
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,579
Yeah, you did.
637
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,205
HENRY, So, I ran all the way here
638
00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,874
to tell you that, but then, uh...
639
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:03,711
being stupid,
I just stood outside and watched you
640
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,588
at the window for about ten minutes.
641
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:08,716
Ten minutes? I only just sat down.
642
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:17,016
Hi.
643
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,859
How are those French verbs coming?
644
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,157
-I've missed you.
-Well, you just slept with me.
645
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:37,745
-No. No, I didn't.
-Hey, come on.
646
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,580
You just got yourself a new young man.
647
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,207
What kind of guy do you think I am?
648
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,875
As it turns out, an asshole.
649
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,086
Was that the big secret,
you were keeping from me
650
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,089
all these years? You're a secret asshole?
651
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,175
It's kind of every man's secret.
652
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,680
-Was that me?
-Oh.
653
00:41:57,806 --> 00:42:00,893
Yeah. The first time you threw a shoe at me.
654
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:05,105
CLARE, I'm still not sorry.
655
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:08,400
I grew up waiting for you. Longing for you.
656
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:10,152
-I know.
-No, you don't.
657
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:16,575
I formed myself around you. The idea of you.
658
00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,912
And you're an asshole.
659
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,917
-Well here's the thing.
660
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,920
The man you formed yourself around,
661
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:30,756
shock twist, formed himself around you.
662
00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,800
-That's fucked up.
-Yep. So fucked up,
663
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:35,135
it has a name. Marriage.
664
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,390
Two people trying to be
the person the other one
665
00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:41,767
already thinks they are. Love, basically.
666
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,227
You didn't hear what he just said.
667
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:47,439
Clare, I said what he just said.
You wanna know why I said it?
668
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:50,734
Because time travel is awful.
It is shit scary.
669
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,611
It is waiting for the next storm to hit.
670
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,321
Wondering if this time it's gonna kill you.
671
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,116
That boy out there. Time travel has never
672
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,826
done one nice thing for him.
673
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:02,329
Until today.
674
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,915
Today he gets the winning lottery ticket.
675
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:07,501
-So, why is he being such--
-You know, what's even worse,
676
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,461
than being terrified all the time?
677
00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:11,505
The future.
678
00:43:12,589 --> 00:43:14,258
The future is the scariest
thing in the world.
679
00:43:14,341 --> 00:43:16,093
Because suddenly, you are all in.
680
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:20,180
-No choice.
681
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,517
Anyone can stand any kind of torture,
except hope.
682
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,060
Why didn't he just say all that?
683
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,188
He did.
684
00:43:29,356 --> 00:43:31,483
It just took me a while.
685
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,870
-That's a shit jacket.
686
00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:44,330
Well...
687
00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:49,877
Muggers can't be choosers.
688
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,879
And now you're off home.
689
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:55,382
In a minute, yeah.
690
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,719
-To older me?
-To my wife.
691
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,804
-Bitch.
-HENRY, Sorry?
692
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:03,807
Older me gets you. And I get younger you,
693
00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,017
who's a dick. It's not fair.
694
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,561
No, he's not a dick. And you know that.
695
00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:08,687
He's not you.
696
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,317
Seriously, how does he get to be you?
697
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,527
What happens to him? Does he--
698
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,237
Does he get hit by a fucking meteorite?
699
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,073
Yeah, going by the name of Clare.
700
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:23,702
That a compliment?
701
00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:25,829
I just called you a meteorite.
Take it any way you like.
702
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:32,252
Hey. Look on the bright side.
He is way hotter than me.
703
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:35,047
-No, he's not.
-Sure, he is.
704
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,723
It's okay. I don't mind.
In fact, I agree with you.
705
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:45,933
I've fucked him, too.
706
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,438
I'll have a whiskey and soda.
707
00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,533
-Henry.
-Henry.
708
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,910
-How's Ingrid?
-Good.
709
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:07,746
Might go see her tonight,
since this isn't working out.
710
00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,665
I thought it was working
out pretty well already.
711
00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:11,291
Mind your own business.
712
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,544
Hey!
713
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,504
-Not that I'd ever offer advice.
-God forbid.
714
00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:17,339
HENRY,
But a boring old man told me something
715
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:18,757
a very long time ago.
716
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:20,759
He said you have two things to
do with your time on this Earth.
717
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:24,138
One, find the love of your life.
Two, die as slowly as possible.
718
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,640
You did part one tonight.
Part two starts now.
719
00:45:26,723 --> 00:45:28,600
Play time is over.
720
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,477
Do you ever get bored of
hearing yourself talk?
721
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,396
I don't know. You tell me.
722
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:35,524
No more time to waste, junior.
723
00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:37,526
You've seen the blood,
you know something's coming.
724
00:45:38,610 --> 00:45:40,654
-Yeah. But not today.
725
00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:43,449
Oh. Time for you to fuck off then.
726
00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,033
-Get a haircut.
727
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,591
-When were you?
728
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,433
-Oh.
729
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:54,228
I'm sorry I threw my shoe at you.
730
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,858
-Well, it's about time.
-Hmm.
731
00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:38,730
Hello.
732
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,149
Henry?
733
00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,423
CLARE, Long ago, men went to sea
734
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,633
and women waited for them.
735
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,677
Standing on the edge of the water,
736
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,179
scanning the horizon for the tiny ship.
737
00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:17,185
Now, I wait for Henry.
738
00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:24,943
Not today. Not today.
739
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:29,281
I hate to be where she is not.
740
00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:32,326
And yet I'm always going
and she can't follow.
741
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,706
Why does he always go where I cannot follow?
53163
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