All language subtitles for Hercules S02E11 Highway to Hades.DVD.NonHI.en.UNVSL

Whoa!

Sir, you grace us
with your presence.

Forget the formalities.
You found him?

Yes, sir. He's in a small
country inn, just over the rise.

Then what are you waiting for?

Get him.

Mmm, wonderful,
Epicurus, excellent.

The duck was
superb and the sauce,

- well, I don't know how you do it.
- Actually, it's quite simple.

It's simmered in its own blood.

- The sauce is simmered blood.
- Right, ya boil it away

until it becomes this
thick gel? And then...

- Epicurus, can I ask a favor?
- Of course.

From now on, can
you just serve the food

and not tell me
how you prepare it?

- Is there something wrong?
- No, not at all.

I-it was another great
dinner. I just think a

chef should have
his own little secrets.

Sure. I just thought that you...

Ah, please. Spare
me the details.

- If that's the way you want it.
- Nah, I didn't mean...

Spread out! Hercules,
you're coming with us.

I don't think so. For openers,
you didn't ask politely.

You can come the easy
way or the hard way.

- It's up to you.
- Am I losing my hearing?

Because I still
didn't hear, 'Please'.

I think I'm gonna be sick!

Put him down.

As you wish.

Ahhhhhh!

- Are you OK?
- Duck sauce.

Ahhhhh!

Excuse me.

Tell whoever sent
you to give you

another lesson in manners
before you come back.

I sent them.

Hades.

What are you...

- Bring him.
- Yes, sir.

This is the story
of a time long ago.

A time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power-Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,
wherever an innocent would suffer,

there would be Hercules.

Come on.

All right. You mind
telling me what's going on?

- I need a favor.
- Huh, you have a strange way of asking.

It's been too long since
I've seen Persephone.

If you had lobbied
harder on my behalf,

I'd be inclined to
treat you better.

- You want her for the whole year.
- Why not?

- We love each other.
- Persephone's mother loves her too.

Six months with her,
six months without her,

- it's tearing me apart!
- You agreed to the terms, Hades.

- What do you want from me?
- Come see this.

Well?

Hold on tight.

Isn't there an easier
way to do this?

Oh, great. It's Hercules.
Quick, hide the lanterns.

Yeah, it's, uh, good
to see you too, Charon.

See that guy? His
name is Timeron,

and this is what's
in store for him.

To Tartarus, now boarding.

Oh, he must have
done something pretty

bad to deserve that
kind of punishment.

- He doesn't seem the type.
- He's not.

He's here 'cause a guy
called Sisyphus tricked him

- into taking his place.
- King Sisyphus of Corinth?

That's the one. And
from what I understand,

the king's timing
could have been better.

The kid got taken away
on his wedding night.

He died on his wedding night.
So, what do you want me to do?

Bring Sisyphus back
where he belongs so the kid's

spirit can go to the Elysian
Fields where it belongs.

Why me? Why not
handle this yourself?

Ninety per cent soldiers.
And this is just the beginning.

The Thracian Wars are starting.
Ever had to sort out a battlefield?

- Maybe you should
get some help - Right...

last year, Ares had
thirteen wars going.

I had a staff of four. This
year, twenty-two wars,

and Zeus has cut my
staff to two. Go figure.

Huh. So I bring Sisyphus
back. That's all I have to do.

Yeah. And you can take the
kid's spirit if you think it'll help.

- Oh, and you only have three days.
- Why only three?

Two reasons first off if
a final resting place for

his spirit isn't designated
within three days

- it's doomed to wander forever.
- That's a good reason.

- What's the second?
- I got inventory coming up.

Thanks, Hades.

Hercules, wait for me.

- I didn't say you could come.
- You didn't say I couldn't.

It's not a good idea, Timeron.
- People might get upset

if they see you're
back from the dead.

Well, no one should
see or hear me but you.

Besides I want to see for
myself if my Daphne’s all right.

- Daphne's your wife.
- Was for about four hours.

I was sorry to hear that.

We've loved each
other since we were kids.

We always knew we'd get
married, but we wanted to

save ourselves for each other,
you know, till it was official.

You mean, you two didn't even
get to share a wedding night?

Guess things don't always
turn out the way you plan.

And I got this helping Hercules
fight a battle near Plinth.

There were sixty
warriors. They...

Yeah, very impressive but still

not enough reason to
wanna run off with you.

Have you ever seen the
sunrise on Mt. Olympus?

- My father would never approve.
- Huh. Well then, let's not bring him.

Iolaus, I really like you,

but I'm not sure I'm
ready to get serious yet.

Who said anything about serious?

Fun was more where I was going.

Uh-huh. Trouble's
where we're going.

- My father will break your other arm.
- Oh-ho.

Actually, from the
look on my friend's face,

I don't think your father's
gonna get a chance.

Uh... I gotta go.

Mmm!

- I, uh, thought we might find you here.
- Who's we?

This is Timeron, my
travelling companion.

- You can't see him.
- Hercules, tell me you've been drinking.

- Oh, no, you don't. Um, mushrooms?
- Nope.

OK. It's, uh, gonna be
one of those trips, isn't it?

I'm afraid so. Io...!

- What?
- Nothing.

- Does that hurt?
- No.

- On his wedding night?
- Yeah.

Oh boy, I can't believe
someone can be that unlucky.

You know, we gotta
do something about that.

I mean, that is not
right saving yourselves

for each other all your lives,
then not being able to, ah,

- it just isn't right.
- No, it's not.

And we'll do what we can to
fix it after we find Sisyphus.

- Hey, anything else I should know?
- We have to do it in three days.

Three days? It'll take us
a day just to get to Corinth!

Day there, day back that
leaves us one day to work with.

So, we'll work fast.

Hercules, I'm more
concerned about Daphne.

- I know you are.
- Now what?

Ah, Timeron's
worried about his wife.

But I don't understand.
I have a home.

Why would the king want me
to come back to the palace?

He's thinking of
your safety, Daphne.

A young widow like
yourself alone in that house?

- You'll be safer here.
- I can take care of myself.

I'm sure you
can. Still, the king

would like to offer you
some sort of employment.

You'll need something
to tide you over

after your husband's
unfortunate demise.

- Well, I won't go back to being a maid.
- Of course not.

I'm sure that's not the
position he has in mind.

- How are your children these days?
- Same as ever, My Lady.

My eldest wants to join
the army says he doesn't

want to grow up to
be anyone's servant

not that there's anything
wrong with being a servant.

It's all right. I think we
treat you well but there

- are other lives to live.
- Yes, My Lady.

- And your daughter?
- Another tale of woe.

Almost marrying age, and
not a good man to be found.

- What about your baby?
- Ah, not a babe anymore, My Lady.

He's turned into a
strapping young lad

and eating us out
of house and home.

I don't know how
we'll make ends meet,

and another on the way.

Oh, I wish I had those
problems, oh, children, I mean.

Yes, My Lady.

Good morning, Elusius.

- Daphne, what are you doing here?
- The king requested my presence.

- What for?
- Ah, King Sisyphus thought it

would be a nice
gesture to offer Daphne

another employment position
mm, to, ah, help cover the

expenses of her new house
the funeral arrangements.

Oh, of course, I
think it's a good idea.

All of us were saddened by
your husband's untimely death.

- Ah, well, carry on.
- Yes, My Lady.

My Lord, the young lady,
Daphne as you requested.

Send her in.

Uh, Herc, you might
wanna take a look at this.

- What is it?
- Well, I can see that he's going with us.

- Yeah, I can see that too.
- No, no,

I can see that
he's going with us.

- You can.
- Uh-huh.

- Timeron, what's going on?
- I'm materializing.

- Hades warned me about this.
- Materializing.

Well, yeah, now
everyone can see me.

Hades said it could
happen if I got too emotional.

I guess the thought of
seeing Daphne again...

You know, we can't
take him with us like this.

There are people in
town that know him.

They'll be scared
out of their wits.

- But, Daphne I have to make sure...
- We'll have to find

a place to put you until
we bring Sisyphus back...

- But...
- Now you'll get your chance

to see Daphne.

Emotional.

The palace is bound
to be well-guarded.

How do you plan
to get past them?

Easy, I'll just let
you do the talking.

- Glutus, back to your post.
- Yes, sir.

So, there.

Oh, boy, look at
all these guards.

No worries, they'll let
us walk right through.

Huh, sure, Hercules.

What business do
you have in Corinth?

What?

What business do
you have in Corinth?

Uh, hi, I'm Uranius, and
this is my friend Plutonius.

We're in the, uh,
mineral rights business.

That true? This
mineral rights stuff?

I'm more into
human rights, myself.

Hmm... you can go.

Hercules, old friend!

Hercules, you two
have to come with us.

- Alert the king and the other guards.
- Yes, sir!

- Why? We've done nothing wrong.
- Orders from King Sisyphus.

We're to detain all
potential troublemakers.

Oh, well, we can't
go around disobeying

the king's orders, can we?

I don't see why not.

Cease! Stop this fighting!

- What's this about?
- Sire, this is Hercules!

I'm King Sisyphus. Hades
has sent you to bring me back.

Yes, he has.

I have army enough
to stop you, but I won't.

I did a grave injustice
to young Timeron.

I don't wanna incur any
more of the gods' wrath.

Then you'll come peacefully?

On one condition, talk
to Hades on my behalf.

- Tell him I come of my own free will.
- I'll do what I can.

You know? That was a
pretty cruel trick you played

on Timeron changing places
with him on his wedding night.

I know I'll regret it for
the rest of my days.

Then maybe you should
apologize to him directly.

- He's right there.
- Yeah, Hercules is the only

that who can see
him most of the time.

I apologize for what
I did to you, Timeron.

He's over here.

I'm truly sorry, Timeron.

Look, I... I know it's not much

and it could never make
up for losing your life,

- or your wedding night, but it's...
- It's not that.

- Then, what is it?
- He isn't Sisyphus.

What do you mean?
He's not the king!

Old Mr... Vanish over
here told us to look

for a white-haired
guy with a beard!

I mean, how many can
there be in the palace?

- Timeron?
- Did I say anything about a scar?

- A-a ghost!
- He's a spirit.

- He won't hurt you.
- You know?

What I can't figure out
is why either of these

guys would wanna take the place

of someone headed
for the other side.

- I mean...
- I'm a poor old man.

Sisyphus promised to take
care of my family if I did it.

- Hmm, high price to pay.
- He swore he'd kill me if I didn't.

Well, we'll see about that.
For now, let Sisyphus think

his little ruse worked, and
maybe he'll let his guard down.

- But what do we do about him?
- We'll find a place to hide him

for the next couple of
days until we're finished.

- You're not gonna kill me!
- No.

- And Timeron?
- We'll have to take him

with us next time to make
sure we find the right man.

What if I materialize again?

You'll just have to
control your emotions,

I... we'll leave tonight.

Your trickery
was brilliant, Sire.

Yes, it was.

But Hercules will
eventually discover his error.

- He's not one to give up easily.
- I'll double the palace security.

- He'll be arrested on sight.
- Good.

Now, to other matters
how's our aqueduct going?

It's almost finished, Sire.

And the amphitheater's
coming along nicely.

That pleases me. Soon,
Corinth will be the greatest,

most prosperous, city
in the civilized world.

- And you the world's greatest king.
- Yeah.

Send in the widow
Daphne as you leave.

Timeron, I've seen the Elysian
Fields. You'll be happy there.

Huh, maybe in fifty years,
when Daphne joins me there.

- Yeah.
- Sure miss her.

- You find a spot for our impostor?
- Yeah, he'll be safe.

- Hey, hey, watch it.
- Are you hungry?

- Yeah, you wanna find some food?
- Sure, I'll get it.

No, wait, wait.

Uh, you're not gonna leave
me here with Timeron, are ya?

- Is that a problem?
- Well, it's...

he's not exactly the world's
greatest conversationalist

- hmm, not with me, anyway.
- Then why sit so close to him?

Ah, looks like he's not
too happy about being

- left with you, either.
- Well, can't he

wave a leaf or somthin’,
so I know where he is?

Ah, Timeron?

Sometimes if I try real hard
I can make things move.

- Now might be a good time to practice.
- What?

Well, he's gonna...

See that leaf? That's Timeron.

- Oh.
- I won't be too long.

So heard any good jokes, lately?

Daphne, I'm sorry we were
interrupted before, but there

were some things I
want to talk to you about.

Look out there an
amphitheater, Senate forum,

aqueduct all for my subjects
and all built from nothing.

And I'm afraid that it
will return to nothing

without someone to
carry on after I'm gone.

But you have assistants,
underlings, the queen.

The queen and I won't be
here forever and my assistants

I'm talking about blood an heir.

Sire, it's common knowledge
that the queen is barren.

But you're not. I'm asking
you to be my queen.

- Y-you already have a queen.
- One who cannot give me an heir.

Think about it, Daphne.

You could bear a
prince, someone who,

one day, will be a
ruler of all of this.

But, Sire, with no disrespect

Timeron was the
only man I ever loved.

I know your grief
is fresh, but...

Three days is hardly an
adequate mourning period.

I mean, even if I
did care for you.

You don't have to make
a decision immediately.

I know this must be a trying
and emotional time for you.

But you must think
of yourself your future.

Mourn... weep... grieve.

But consider my proposal
from maid to queen.

Think.

- Let's eat.
- Great.

Where are yours?

- What'd you do with Timeron?
- Ah, he's over there,

where you left him,
huh, waving his little leaf.

- That's the wind.
- What?

Where'd he go?

I have a pretty
good idea. Come on.

Daphne, don't cry.

Timeron?

A ghost! Someone!

Help me!

- Who was that?
- Two guesses.

Daphne!

Wait! Get over here!

Stop!

Please, you must let me in.
The dead have come for me.

No one enters without
the king's permission.

But I'm telling
you, I saw a ghost.

What's going on out there?

The maiden Daphne was
trying to rush the palace, Sire.

Then let her pass!

- Daphne, my dear, what is it?
- I saw the ghost of Timeron.

Come, my dear. Tell me about it.

What are you lookin'
at? Move along!

Don't you guys have
a home to go to?

It's all clear.

'All clear.'

Thanks.

- Uh-oh.
- What?

I think you'll have to do
that arrow thing again.

Think you can catch all six?

Maybe yes.

Maybe no. But twelve
really worries me.

Ah, Hercules, will you
be catching the arrows

from the street first, or
the ones from the roof?

- Does it matter?
- I was just curious.

- Materializing.
- I couldn't help it. I was scared.

What are you scared
about? You are already dead.

- I know. I guess I'm just...
- not used to it.

Ah, it's OK. I was pretty
worried there, myself.

- Come on. Let's go find Daphne.
- Yeah.

Have you given any
thought to my proposal?

I'm sorry, but I've no
desire to be your queen

- or bear your children.
- I asked you nicely.

But you forget, I am
the king. I can command.

- Sire!
- What is it?

Hercules has been
sighted within the city

- along with Timeron's ghost.
- Someone else saw him, too.

Ah, we will continue
this discussion later.

I knew he wouldn't give
up. I need to buy more time.

Find Hercules and whoever's
with him. Detain them until I tell you.

Sire, the men are
afraid. The ghost.

Tell them to be more afraid
of me. Those who disobey

will have their heads
decorating my chamber!

- Hercules won't be easy to detain.
- Do what is necessary.

- Including killing him?
- If that's what it takes!

What're we gonna do?
We're running outta time?

- Why is he still visible?
- Ah, he's upset.

He's worried we won't
get Sisyphus back in time.

Ah well, don't worry.

Hercules always comes up
with something. Don't you?

Working on it.

- I'm working on it.
- Ah, see? He's working on it.

- Sisyphus?
- Karis, I didn't hear you come in.

I saw Daphne outside.
She was very upset.

- What is going on?
- The oracle at Delphi

told me that the girl,
Daphne, could bear my child.

You would do that? Marry her?
Throw me over as the queen?

No, of course not. The child
would be raised as our own.

- Then Daphne would be sent away.
- What if she refused?

You wouldn't.

Of course not I would
never harm the girl.

Somehow, I get the
feeling you're not telling me

- the whole story about Timeron.
- I have.

What else is there to tell?

The oracle warned
me about my enemies.

Timeron took my
place to confuse them.

I didn't know the boy
was gonna get killed.

No one feels worse
about his death than I.

Easy, I'm a friend of
Timeron's and I've come to help.

- But I just saw Timeron, he's a...
- Spirit.

- But he's not here to harm you.
- Then he really is dead.

Yes.

It's so unfair. The plans we
made all those years we waited.

I know. But you can
help us find justice.

How?

By helping us take Sisyphus
back to the other side.

You worked in the palace. You
must know of a secret entrance,

some gate less
guarded than the others.

Halt! Maiden Daphne... great.

- Where do you think you're going?
- This man's a seer.

He has knowledge of
Hercules' whereabouts.

Let him in. Don't let
him in? Let him in?

But don't touch him! He's
a leper. The king is waiting.

Proceed!

Wasn't that easier than
fighting our way in, huh?

- Nobody got hurt.
- Well, it's OK for you.

You didn't have to
wear a stupid costume.

I enjoyed it.

Nah, she looked pretty young?

I thought you said this
was a secret entrance.

This way.

What?

- What is it?
- Herc... Herc...

Hercules.

- I think they're looking for me.
- So you must be Hercules.

- And you must be the real Sisyphus.
- Suppose I am.

This is totally
unfair, you know.

If you wanna talk about unfair,
talk to Timeron and Daphne.

That was unfortunate,
but I had no choice.

Do you know why
I was called early?

- It doesn't matter to me.
- It should.

It involves your father.
Zeus was trying to

seduce the daughter
of one of my noblemen.

I told the man. It seemed
the decent thing to do.

Your father did not
appreciate the gesture.

It never stops with him.

Hercules, this could be the
greatest city in the known world.

But it needs me to keep it
running. My work isn't finished.

That may be but it
doesn't justify ruining

two lives with that trick
you played on Timeron.

How could you compare
their lives with mine?

I'm a king. I built this
city out of a swamp.

You built it on the spoils
of war and the plunder of

other cities sacked and
pillaged by your army.

Great leaders have to
make tough decisions.

I am a great leader.
I'm a great king.

Timeron was a commoner, a guard.

But no less human, or
deserving of happiness.

You argue that, as if you
were a common mortal.

And you argue as
if you were a god

which is why I'm
happy to take you back.

Maybe but I'm not ready to go.

We are.

Daphne.

Timeron.

- I've missed you so.
- I want to kiss and hold you so bad.

- I love you so much.
- Why can't you be here with me?

I'm sorry. I wish I could.

I don't think I can
go on without you.

What are you saying?

If you can't come back
to me then I'll join you.

Daphne!

Stop! Where do you think
you're going with him?

- We're taking him where he belongs.
- Hercules!

- You gotta help me.
- Timeron.

Ah, Timeron, this
isn't a real good time.

- Ya gotta come please.
- What's the problem?

It's Daphne. She ran up to
the tower. I couldn't stop her.

- So, what's she doing up there?
- I think she's gonna kill herself.

Daphne. Don't.

It's the only way
I can be with him.

No, y... you can
hold him in your heart.

Daphne, one thing
certain in life is death.

Don't rush it. It'll
come soon enough.

Enjoy whatever life
has to offer you now.

I don't wanna marry
Sisyphus or bear his children.

And you won't have to. See,
we're taking him to Hades.

He'll decide where he belongs.

Timeron and I wanted to have
children of our own so badly

and we didn't even get
to enjoy our wedding night.

- Life without him isn't worth living.
- He wouldn't want this.

Ask him yourself.

Daphne, w... we'll
be together again.

It may be awhile, but if
you could have a happy life

- the wait would be worthwhile.
- Listen to him, Daphne.

Look at him. Does he look
like he wants you to die now?

Hold on to life, Daphne.

It's too precious.

Please.

Well, you said I
should watch him.

You never said
anything about her.

It just isn't fair taking him away
early because of Zeus' revenge.

Oh, and you think it's fair
that he switched places

with Timeron on
his wedding night?

What do you mean,
'Switched places.'?

Ask him what he was
doing in Daphne's bedroom

the night Thanatos was
supposed to take him away.

- Nothing happened, ask her.
- I'm more interested in your intent.

Enough of this babble, it
doesn't matter now, anyway.

You realize I have no choice
but to kill you and your friend?

That won't help you.
But I'm taking you back.

- Hades will come for you soon enough.
- Timeron?

- Guards, seize them.
- What about Daphne?

- Take her to my chamber.
- No, this isn't right!

Karis, we've been
through all of this.

It's wrong! I won't
be a party to it.

Then you won't be my queen,
anymore. I must have an heir!

Guards! Take them all to the
dungeons and execute them!

Stop! Don't take another
step! I am still your queen!

Not anymore. Take them all away!

Aaahhhh!

Thanks, Timeron.

I never did like him, anyway.

Hi. Thanks. Come on.

Timeron! Timeron,
if only I could...

- You know?
- I miss you so much.

We're gonna have to leave now,

if we wanna make
it by first light.

Yeah, you're right.

All right, let's go, King.

Goodbye, my love.

Hurry up and wait.
Hurry up and wait.

You think the army'd be
different once you're dead.

Here's your man,
Hades, right on time.

Tartarus, watch him close.

- Hey! No cuts!
- Yeah, that's right, pal.

- Money talks. No coinee, no ridee.
- Just put it on my tab.

- What am I? A restaurant?
- You know I'm good for it.

Ah! What'd ya mean,
'Put in on my tab'?

First, ya steal my lantern.
Then, ya steal my pig!

Now, ya expect me to take
Sisyphus across the River Styx!

Hades, I, uh, I was
wondering if there's anything

- we could do for Timeron.
- You've already done it.

His spirit's headed
for the Elysian Fields.

No, no, I mean, physically. He
and Daphne were so much in love.

Well, to have their wedding
night interrupted before...

- Before what?
- Y... well, you know, honeymoon.

Oh, right, I see what you
mean. That is a tough break.

Still we have rules. Once
you're on the other side...

Come on, Hades,
you and your rules.

What if this were you and
Persephone? Look at him.

- Come on.
- OK.

I'll release his spirit
for twenty-four hours,

but don't you let
this get around.

- Zeus'd have a fit if he found out.
- Can't have that, can we?

Thanks. Oh, it's a little
tough for a spirit to you know,

and for Daphne, i-it's their
wedding night, remember?

All right, I see what you mean.

Timeron'll have
to borrow a body.

Borrow a body,
right. Whose? I...

Hades, I-it's...

Hi... um...

Oh, Timeron, I knew you'd come.

- I love you so.
- I love you, too.

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