All language subtitles for Hercules S02E06 Under the Broken Sky.DVD.NonHI.en.UNVSL

Get his money. Come on!

- Got it!
- All right. Let's go.

I'm getting good at this.
Maybe I'll open a clinic.

- Hey, what do you w-what a surprise!
- I wanna talk to you outside.

W-w-wouldn't you like a
little toddy for the body?

Take care of some of that
tension I sense you're feeling?

I-I-I'll treat ya to a
new drink I invented.

- I call it the 'Athenian Wowser'.
- Outside.

On the other hand, a little
fresh air might do me some good.

Uh-huh.

Look, Hercules, I
can explain everything.

It better be good because I
came all the way from Arcadia

as soon as I heard you
were working in this... this pit.

- I didn't know what it was!
- Salmoneus, please.

I'm always straight with
you. Now listen to me, please.

It's my brother-in-law's place. He
said it was a high-class nightclub.

This is a guy who lies just to
keep in practice, but I believed him.

Until that rodent comes back
from Athens, I'm stuck here.

Once he does, I'm outta
here like my fez was on fire.

Why did you come
here in the first place?

- Don't you know this town's reputation?
- I couldn't let it drag me down.

I needed a testing site
for something to help

make the world a better place.

- What is it this time?
- 'Happy hour.'

See every day, ya have an hour.

Ya sell two drinks
for the price of one!

It's the hour that
makes ya happy. Get it?

- Yes, it's very clever.
- Yeah, see?

- The sound of satisfied customers!
- You and me, Baby.

- Another one.
- All night long.

- Take it easy.
- Why don't you listen to the lady?

Well, why don't you
mind your own business?

It doesn't look like she
wants your company.

If you're trying to
protect me, don't bother.

This is the story
of a time long ago.

A time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued
mankind with suffering.

Only one man dared to
challenge their power-Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed only
by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth, battling the
minions of wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever there was evil,
wherever an innocent would suffer,

there would be Hercules.

Ohhh.

I've got to start staying
places where they have pillows.

Excuse me. You're
Hercules, aren't you?

- Uh, yes, I am.
- You fought with my brother,

- Cleon, in the Philippian campaign.
- Oh, I remember Cleon.

He still says he never
would have made it home

if you hadn't inspired
him with your bravery.

Cleon didn't need
any inspiration.

He was a fine soldier.
Does he live here?

He did, but he's moved away
now, like most of the other good men.

He's in Minos
now, building boats.

My head.

I better go see if I can help
him. Thirsty? Excuse me.

This town.

Easy now not too fast.

That's what I deserve for
not watching out behind me.

Oh, my money pouch
the thieves have taken it.

- Did you see their faces?
- No, they jumped me from behind.

- But I'm sure it was Pilot's men.
- Pilot.

- You know him?
- Only by reputation.

Here let me help you up.

You are offering me more kindness
than I've been shown in months.

- I don't even know what to call you.
- Hercules will be fine.

It's just a name. I'll
bet you've got one, too.

Atticus. I work a farm
in the Istrian valley

though it's been too long
since I've laid eyes on it.

Well, Atticus, the first step back
there is getting you mended up.

Come on.

- Get out!
- But I just got here!

Well, you weren't invited.
And who do you think you are,

- anyways, barging in on me?
- I'm a customer.

And the customer
is always right.

Didn't anybody
ever tell you that?

I could hear the lady
all the way down the hall.

Now, why don't you just
do what she asked you?

Pilot, I didn't mean
any harm, OK?

- I was just tryin' to have a little fun.
- Get outta here!

So, you're the Lucina that has
all my men howling at the moon.

You know, a woman as
beautiful as you should have

guards outside her door.

- Well, the owner wouldn't pay for them.
- Then I will.

I don't want us
to be interrupted.

I was planning on having
the morning to myself.

Well, morning would
never be enough.

You've got a pretty high
opinion of yourself, don't you?

- It's deserved.
- Well then, what do you need me for?

Go on. You'll be better
off by yourself, anyway.

You know, I love a saucy woman.

Until later, my sweet.

My mother always
wanted me to be a doctor.

With these hands, I could've
cured the infirm, the lame, the blind.

- Ow!
- Oop, sorry.

Too bad he's not lame or blind.
Then maybe you could help him.

Can't hurt me worse
than those thieves did.

- See?
- Look, Atticus, as long as you're in such

a forgiving mood
maybe you wouldn't mind

staying here until I get back.

Be glad to never been
in a place this nice.

It's my brother-in-law’s but I
got him a deal on the furniture.

Yeah.

Where you going, if you
don't mind my asking?

Ah, to see Pilot. Atticus, what
did your money pouch look like?

Nothing fancy but it did
have the letter 'A' on it. Why?

I'm just curious. Salmoneus...

or should I say, 'Dr. Salmoneus'
keep an eye on our patient.

- All right, just hold still.
- Ow!

Just a little bit more!
I'm getting good at this!

We've got the manpower.
We just gotta use it right.

Hit two places at once three even,
four! The possibilities are endless.

- I'm looking for Pilot.
- You just found him.

Really? Well, the way these
two donkeys made it sound,

I thought you weren't sociable.
Or maybe you're just too

embarrassed about how many
poor people you've robbed.

You see why I like
to be careful about

who I let come
in off the street?

Teach him some manners.

Just as I suspected.

Thank you very much.

I was afraid I was gonna
have to ask you for this

and then you'd say
you didn't have it,

and well you know how that goes.

I'll let you know when
it's all right to get up.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.

This morning, I found the
owner of this money pouch.

Your thieves
jumped him last night,

and left him for dead
in the town square.

I'm here to tell ya
that stops right now.

You think this gives ya the
right to order me around?

- Who are you, anyway?
- Hercules.

Hercules? Well, suddenly, my
life looks a lot more interesting.

Mmm, 'unpleasant'
might be more like it.

You know, it would be
a lot easier on both of us

if you went someplace
that was a little tamer.

There is something you
better understand, Pilot.

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, uh, you can get up now.

- Just like Mother used to make, huh?
- Yeah, does remind me of home.

Yeah, I always thought about
selling the recipe not by itself,

of course, but with others
in a book like a cookbook.

And the book might
lead to a cooking school

or maybe a chain of cooking
schools with great chef's hats

with 'Salmoneus' right across
the top of the ri... am I boring you?

Wha...? Oh, no, I'm sorry.

My mind just wandered.
I'm here looking for a woman.

Heh! You and every
other man in this town.

Aw, no, a very special woman.

We have many
special women in Inola.

There's one called Lucina.

She's a special woman with a
smile 'could light up your heart.

My precious babies this
is all I have left of you.

Mommy, over here!

Mommy! Mommy!

I don't care if you don't eat. I
don't care if you don't sleep.

You just get word
to all of them.

There's a thousand dinars
waiting if they can get here

by tomorrow while
Hercules is ripe for the killing.

- I won't fail you, Pilot.
- You better not.

I'll have your head
hangin' on my wall.

Go.

Yah! Come on! Come on!

Yah! Yah! Yah! Come on! Come on!

Mica! Heliotrope! Come here!

I'm gonna try an experiment.

I found out a new way
to make a better drink.

I call it, the 'Salmoneus
Shake'. Pick up your tumblers.

Come on, pick 'em up
both hands one hand here,

one hand there and shake
them really fast like this.

- Oh, I don't think I can do that.
- Come on!

Get your shoulders
into it. Faster!

Faster, faster, faster, faster!

Really fast like
you're really shakin' it!

Get those shoul... get
your h... higher! Higher!

Mica! Get...! Higher! Higher!

Higher! Higher!
Yeah! Yeah! Higher!

- Am I interrupting?
- Hercules!

- Salmoneus.
- Hercules.

Look at those muscles.
It's gotta be him. Boy.

- He's a friend of yours, Salmoneus?
- Well, I'm his best friend!

I used to be his
biographer! It's a long story.

You're not so full
of hot air, after all.

Hey, would you flex for us?

- Oh, just once please?
- Sorry, ladies, I don't flex.

Oh, such a pity.

Excuse me.

- What d'you think you're doing?
- It's science.

I'm creating a better
world through chemistry.

You're supposed to
be taking care of Atticus.

Don't get an ulcer! He's sleeping
on the couch, right over here!

You can take a
look for yourself.

See? Atticus. Atticus. Atticus.

Attic... Attic... Oh.

- Well, he was here.
- 'Was' is the key word.

'Science'.

Lucina.

Good afternoon.

- You can't go in there.
- But I gotta see her.

Yeah, that's what they all say.

Get outta here, you're
gonna have more ta cry about

than that cut on your head.

But that's my wife in there.

Atticus.

Are you all right?

No, but this time, it's
not my head that hurts.

Oh. I don't know if this will
make you feel any better,

- but you should still have it back.
- Thank you.

You've gone to too
much trouble for me.

Well, you look like
you could use a friend.

Do you want to talk about
what's bothering you?

All right, then not around
here, though. Follow me.

I used to tell everybody if
they didn't believe in luck

they oughta look at me married
to a beautiful girl like Lucina.

And I was just a poor farmer
twenty years older than her.

A little thing like twenty
years isn't enough to stop

love so long as love's
there in the first place.

She gave me two
fine sons, Hercules.

- That's how strong her love was.
- Where are your boys now?

They're dead.

You have my sympathy. I
know how painful that can be.

Then it's not a story?

About the fireball that Hera
sent down at your wife and kids.

I'm afraid it’s true. But
we're here to talk about you.

There was a fever in
the Istrian Valley last year.

It killed people,
animals. For a while,

I didn't think anything
was gonna survive.

But Luciner and
I made it through.

We had to so there'd be
somebody to bury the boys.

Jason was only three and
Marcus wasn't even a year.

I'm sorry, Atticus.

All the life went out
of Luciner after that.

She kept saying
it was her fault.

I told her it wasn't in her hands
but she wouldn't listen to me.

Finally, she ran.

- And you followed her here.
- She's been other places.

By the time I got to them,

though there wasn't
anything left of her but stories.

You'd be better off
talking to your wife

before you believe
what anybody else says.

I'm not sure I can
do that by myself.

You have disgraced
me all of you.

It wasn't just anyone who
bounced us around. It was Hercules.

- 'It was Hercules!'
- I'm trying to explain.

Save it! You're gonna see

how real mercenaries
operate soon enough.

We didn't join ya to
be spectators, Pilot.

Oh, then I better find
something that you're suited for!

Protection tariffs need to be
collected from the local merchants.

That shouldn't be too
much of a challenge for you.

We were supposed
to rob the tax collector.

Oh? Yeah, well he's travelling
with a guard these days.

Before you go up against
someone like that I want you

to prove to me that you
can squeeze a few dinars out

of a shopkeeper
armed with a broom.

You want blood
spilled, we'll spill it.

Talk is cheap. Just do it.

Salmoneus? Salmoneus, you home?

- Guess not.
- Any idea where he is?

Oh, probably off selling
someone a bottle of snake oil.

- He is the type, isn't he?
- Yeah, you noticed.

I thought you were
gonna help me with Lucina.

Oh, I wanted to get
you back here, first.

You're still not in any condition
to be out running around.

Well, I'm here.
What about Lucina?

I don't know how to tell you
this, Atticus, but getting a husband

and wife back together
really isn't my department.

But you're the only one I
can turn to you know you are.

Pilot and his men,
I'm no match for them.

- I'll see what I can do.
- You'll talk to Lucina?

I'll try.

I know what you might
be thinking, Hercules,

but she's as good a woman
as ever walked this earth.

She just forgot it, that's all.

You really are
something, aren't you?

I'm not sure what you mean.

Listen to her acting
all sweet and innocent.

I'm just tryin' to get
by the best I can.

Well, your husband
doesn't approve.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Ask the guards.
They'll tell you.

Good thing Pilot put
them outside your door

or your loving husband
would a caught you.

- Why are you saying this?
- Just think about what you're going

to tell him when you
come face-to-face with him.

Better be good!

We sometimes find ourselves
in disappointing situations.

I'm losing patience
with you, Windbag.

- But patience is a virtue.
- Pay up, or you'll swing!

- I'd really like to help ya out...
- Finish it!

But my brother-in-law takes
care of the protection payments.

- I'm talkin' to you.
- Yes. Yes, you are.

You're talking to
me. Bu-bu-bu. I-I-I-I...

- Give us the money.
- I don't know what to say.

Words come out, but
they don't mean anything.

Zip! Zilch, Nada!

You don't know how
true that is, gentlemen.

- Ahh.
- So why don't you let him go?

My pleasure.

Nice catch, ladies.

It's the last thing you're
gonna think was nice.

Don't let go of me!

- Oh, Salmoneus, you're getting heavy!
- I just lost fifteen pounds!

Hercules, help! We can't
keep him up much longer!

I'm busy!

Watch the jewels!

Before you say anything think of
awkward positions you've been in!

- Hercules?
- Huh?

- Behind you!
- Thanks.

That should do it.

You, sir, are a
true humanitarian.

- Micer and I will do anything for you.
- Anything.

Why don't you find
another line of work?

- I knew you were gonna say that.
- Where's Lucina?

She's in her room
out in back. Why?

Because she doesn't belong here.

The nice guys never
stick around long enough,

- do they, Heliotrope?
- Ohh... maybe he's right.

Maybe we should find
another line of work.

Uh, could somebody
get this noose off me?

Thank you, Hercules!
Thank you! Well done!

- Tear the place down, Hercules!
- That's right.

- You can do it!
- Why don't you leave it standing?

- What?
- Find a better use for it.

Make it something the
whole town can be proud of.

How did you get past the guards?

Um, there was trouble next door.

They must have gone
to see what it was.

Well, you're going
to have to leave.

Lucina, I'm here for Atticus.

Don't you think he's waited
long enough to see you again?

- I can't see him.
- But he still loves you.

How can he? All I've ever brought
him was pain and heartbreak.

That doesn't matter to him.

Will you look at
what I've become?

You'll never convince
Atticus this is the real you.

Give him a chance,
Lucina. Just talk to him.

- He didn't leave anybody standing.
- It doesn't matter.

- But Hercules is still out there!
- After tomorrow, you can stop worrying.

He'll be dead.

Atticus, there's
someone here to see you.

Hello, Atticus.

Lucina.

I've missed you so much.

Thank you, Hercules. Thank you.

Lucina, you have to realize that
Atticus is hurting as much as you are.

- He needs you and you need him.
- I don't know what to say.

Whatever it is, Atticus is the
one who needs to hear it not me.

I'll be outside.

- Why are you doing this?
- Because I love you, Lucina.

I've never stopped
loving you. And now

I want you to come
back home with me.

- I can't do that.
- But why?

I see them every
time I look at you.

Marcus and Jason, they had
your eyes, your... your smile.

I loved them so much... so much,
and I still couldn't keep them alive.

Oh, Atticus, I dream about
our babies every night.

There wasn't anything
you could do the fever.

No. No, a mother brings
her children into the world,

and she's supposed
to take care of them.

A simple thing like
that, and I couldn't do it.

Oh, Atticus, please.

Please, you've got to let me go.

You'd be better off
without me in your life.

No man is ever better off
without the woman he loves.

- Where are the other?
- I don't need the others.

If I were you, I'd want them
with me every step of the way.

This is Hercules you're
going up against not some pig

farmer defending a shack
in the middle of nowhere.

Hercules doesn't impress me.

There's nobody I can't take
care of with my beauty, here.

Well, I wouldn't have summoned
you if that wasn't the case.

But a little help with
the odds can't help.

I don't want you challenging
Hercules on your own.

You wait for the others to show
up. Have I made myself clear?

I can wait as long
as you want me to.

Just tell me where I can get a
drink and maybe a girl for the night.

What else can I do?

You did what you could.
At least you were able

to talk to her and
tell her how you feel.

If she goes back to running
I might never see her again.

Nice day for a killing.

Hercules will
make a nice trophy.

Not to mention the reward.

Bring me an ale!

Oh! Oh!

- Animal!
- You're just the squaw I'm lookin' for!

- Let me go!
- Ahem! Ahem! Ah, ah, ah, ah, sir?

Sir? Uh, uh, you break her,
you buy her. House rules.

- Not for me it isn't.
- No! No! No!

I... I wouldn't look good
with an arrow stuck in me.

- Shut up and butt out!
- Fine. Fine.

Uh, is it OK if the girl
butts out with me? Hmm?

- Come on.
- Time to go to work.

Thank you. Shhhh. Shhhhhh.

Get out of my way.

I'm looking for a horse
to get me out of this town.

Uh-uh-uh-uh, I can't
let you go yet not until

you've given me a
chance to show you how

a beautiful woman
should be romanced.

I'm not interested in romance.

Well, that doesn't mean
we still can't get friendly.

Don't do it, Lucina.
Don't go off with this man.

- Well, who do we have here?
- My husband.

Him? He doesn't look like much.

He's more man
than you'll ever be.

If you really believe that,
Lucina, you'll come home with me.

We gotta hang on to each
other if we're gonna survive.

We could love each
other take care of...

That's enough!
You're makin' me sick!

My dear, the time of
your life is waiting for you.

- Let's go, Atticus. Now.
- Lucina!

No!

Oh, Atticus. It's my fault.

It's all my fault. I'm so sorry.

It's all right. You're
comin' home.

Yes. Yes, I'm coming home.

- Uh... oh... ahh.
- Atticus.

Atticus.

- Lucina, what happened?
- Everyone that I love dies.

Pilot stabbed him. All he
wanted me for was his pleasure.

And Atticus, he came
offering me his love.

I didn't even get the chance
to tell him that I loved him.

Why don't you tell him later?

- What do you mean?
- I mean, he's going to live.

Oh.

Don't tell me the rest
of them backed off

- when they heard about Hercules.
- Keep your shirt on Pilot.

They're here.

So want those
thousand dinars, do you?

Good. Good.

- Where is he?
- Hercules? Near the stable.

And he's got trouble.
Seems a farmer got stabbed.

- He might even be dead.
- Did Hercules do it?

No, I did.

Then I suppose you'll
be comin' with us.

Yeah, well, I'm the
one throwin' the party.

Right, this is how
we're gonna work it.

This man has been badly hurt. I
need a place where he'll be safe.

Huh. You won't find it in this
town. He got what he deserved.

- Carrying on with the likes of her.
- You don't know how wrong you are.

They're not gonna help us.

Yes, they are.

It's easy to sit in
judgment, isn't it?

All you have to do
is run your mouths.

You don't even have
to know anything about

the people you're judging.

You're all heart, ya
self-righteous boobs.

But none of can be sure that
you'll never face the same tragedy.

It could happen to anybody.

I gotta find a way to
get Atticus outta here.

That's why I'm asking
you to show them

the same compassion
that you would want.

I don't know how I
can make it up to you,

but you could use
my house if you'd like.

I could even see about
patching the man's wound.

Your brother would be proud.

Thank you.

What do we have here?

This could be useful to us.

Now, this'll make it's like
a nice getaway for Atticus.

Just move this around here.

What I usually do with a
man I've just killed is take a

souvenir an ear, a finger you
know something to remember him by.

- So, seeing as this is Hercules...
- You talk too much.

- I've got a lot to talk about.
- Yeah, well, we'll see, won't we?

Time for a change of plan.

I've got some bandages for him.
Let me take care of his wound.

He'll be fine.

My bag I think I
left it at the stable.

I've gotta get it. There's
something in it for Atticus to see.

Go on and get it. Your
husband'll be fine here.

I'm going with you.

Ah, fresh water.

My brother-in-law is gonna
have a lot to answer for.

I'm not used to this kind
of activity when I take a...

I don't think so. I
better warn Hercules.

I hope it's still here.

There it is.

Hercules, there are
mercenaries everywhere.

Witch.

- Come on.
- He'll pay.

Ahh!

You're supposed to be the
best. What's wrong with you?

Not this shoulder again!

Duck!

Oh, my goodness!

Death to Hercules!

- Oh, Hercules!
- Go on. Get out of here!

Take Salmoneus with you!

You should just leave your
toga here and make a run for it!

Are you crazy? This
thing's expensive!

And it's not a toga!

Ahhh!

- He-he-he-he!
- What, Salmoneus!

Run!

No!

- Get him, Herc!
- Yes!

I've killed him.

Come on, Lucina.

- Here, you don't wanna forget these.
- Maybe now you'll forgive us?

- They're good kids.
- You all right?

- No.
- You will be.

Ah, did you lock it up?

Oh, yeah. Now, I got
to find my brother-in-law

let him know the
townspeople want to turn

his pleasure palace into
a senior citizens' center.

- Why didn't I think of that?
- You tell me.

'Cause I'm always chasing
the fast dinar, that's why.

But I'm gonna mend my ways.

The next time you see me
it'll be a new me that you see.

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

Girls, I've got this idea
for a game for old folks.

You play with a card and
five stones. I call it 'Bongo'.

Now, the idea is to get a
line, diagonally or horizontally.

I think it's a good way
to make some money.

- 'Bongo'?
- What about 'Bingo'?

I've been sitting here,
thinking of a way to thank you,

- but I can't find the right words.
- I think you just did.

The important thing is that you
and Lucina are back together.

We're going to make things right
maybe even start another family.

It would be nice to see
children playing with these again.

Then I'm sure
there will be children.

We'd be honored if you
come to meet them, someday.

No, I'd be honored.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Be safe.

Good-bye, my friends.

Captioned by Grantman Brown
Edit & resync by Mr.Tinkles