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I'm privileged to bring you
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the classic sounds of soul,
funk, rhythm and blues.
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I'm your host Jeff McClain,
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We're going to continue now
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with this funky, obscure
little number.
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It's time to kick some ass.
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* Better watch your step
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* 'Cause I been drinkin'
all day *
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* Yeah, the pain
you gave me, child *
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* The pain won't go away
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* You left me all alone
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* Oh, my golden ring
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* Now I sleep all alone,
child *
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* And have lonely dreams
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Yeah.
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* Left me sittin'
on the porch *
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Okay, Z...
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Next letter.
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Ooh.
* And when we get drunk, girl
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
* Our love's mixed
with beers *
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Ooh.
* When the sky turns morning
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* Cold breathing for miles
Okay, Z.
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Next letter.
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Z?
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Oh, yeah.
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Ooh.
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Oh, Z?
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No, F?
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B? Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Z-E?
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Z?
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* Better get me some snacks
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Oh, lower-case L,
that's my favorite.
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Ooh.
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Z-E-L-I...
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G?
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Like "Zelig"?
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Leonard Zelig?
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Yeah. Well, yeah.
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Where the hell did you come
up with that?
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Well, it was a little trick
I use sometimes
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when I'm making love to you
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and I'm a little
over stimulated,
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I think of characters
from Woody Allen films.
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Woody Allen.
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Mm-hmm.
How sexy.
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Lot of guys think of things,
like, I don't know,
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baseball players' batting
averages,
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uh, the stock market,
their mother.
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That's disgusting
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Hey, a real man does
what he has to do
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to please a woman.
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Oh, is that so?
That's so, yes.
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So who are you thinking
of now?
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Annie Hall?
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Actually, uh, Martin Landau
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from Crimes And Misdemeanors.
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And that was the talented
Al Green
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with his Motown hit
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"Sha La La" from 1974.
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We heard from two of the great
women of soul before that--
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Etta James
with "All I Could Do Is Cry"
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of the Argo label,
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and then the queen--
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the queen, Aretha,
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with "I Never Loved A Man."
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We opened up the set today
with Albert Collins,
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late, great Albert Collins,
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with a hip version
of "But I Was Cool!"
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You're listening to WMNF 88.5,
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way, way,
way down on your dial.
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See, it's 3:12,
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which means we're
well into the second half
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of our time together today,
folks.
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You can call me with a request
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at 555-WMNF.
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So when can I
see you again?
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Mmm... don't know.
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Well, how about tonight
after you get off of work,
huh?
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Come on, Martin.
You know the situation.
It's not going to work.
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Oh, yeah, the situation.
Right.
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Poor baby.
Are you upset?
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Hey...
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aren't there, like,
30 Woody Allen films?
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Can you make this film
with a lot of syllables?
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Not a problem, Kenna.
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Not a problem.
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And that was the Stylistics
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with "I'm Stone In Love
With You,"
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bringing in
that Philadelphia sound.
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Gotta love
that Philadelphia sound.
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We're going to continue now
with this funky female vein
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with an obscure little number.
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Look what I got.
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Who gave you that?
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Him.
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Him?
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Serving that clown drinks
for, like, two hours.
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He gave me, like, 87 cents.
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You give him one drink,
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he gives you 20 bucks.
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What did you do,
show him your, uh...
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Oh, please,
I didn't show him anything.
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What, he just gave you 20 bucks?
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Let's just say he didn't
exactly give it to me.
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No.
Yes.
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No.
Yes.
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You're unbelievable.
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The guy's a jerk.
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Okay, so run it for me.
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All right, this one is as old
as the Stones.
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I was probably
nine or ten at the time,
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and I wanted some stupid doll
really bad.
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Well, I've told you
about my dad before.
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One thing was for certain--
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there's cheap, there's tight,
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and then there's my dad.
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No.
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Come on, Kenna,
I got a million plush dolls.
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What the hell you need
with anything else?
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But Daddy,
it's a Molly Doll.
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I really, really want it.
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Hey, take it on the arches,
kid.
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Can't you see I'm busy here?
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Damn.
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Hey, look, folks,
it's one of the Lee sisters.
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Which one of the Lee sisters
are you--
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homely or ugly?
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* If you're lookin'
for a show in a crowd *
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* There ain't no job
in this town *
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That's like that time when
we were coming out of, uh,
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Ann Arbor, Ann Arbor--
You worked that spot, right?
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So we're coming down--
We're going to Philly.
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It's cold out, it's snowing--
snowing like a bastard,
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I mean, look, it's cold.
So I got this broad with me,
right?
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I'm taking her from Ann Arbor
down in Philly.
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So I'm going
a little bit too fast up
around the lake there,
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and I get pulled over, right?
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So I look--
The cop was this broad's ex.
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Oh, shit.
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So anyway I'm pouting pretty
hard when Big Shelly K sees me.
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What's the matter, baby, huh?
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Come here.
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Big Shelly K
was a flat store operator.
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A flat store operator runs
an illegal gambling joint.
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Generally they've got
a fat bankroll,
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a fast mind,
and an ice-cold heart.
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They'll take a mark's
entire paycheckwithout
a second thought,
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and Big Shelly K
was as good as they come.
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On the midway,
he was the man.
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I want a Molly Doll,
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but my dad won't give me
any money.
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What, are you you surprised?
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You know your old man's got
a lock on his wallet.
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I know, Big Shelly,
but it's not fair.
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"Shee-uz-elly.
Shee-uz-elly."
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Then the Pilot jumped in.
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The Pilot was Johnny O'Conner.
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He's what they call a roughy.
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It's kind of like
a jack of all trades.
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Claims he was a decorated
Air Force pilot,
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but everyone knew
it was complete bullshit.
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Oh, yeah, and the guy always,
always spoke carny,
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or "ciazarny,"
as he would say.
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Mortie would go nuts
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if I taught his kid that crap.
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Nah, I can't do it.
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You know, you're right.
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Cheap bastard could use
some juice,
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and not only are we
going to teach her,
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but we're going to run it
on the old man for practice.
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Yeah, yeah, I want to learn.
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Oh, hi, Uncle Davey.
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Hey, Davey, help us out
with this one.
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We're gonna teach Kenna
the double-sawbuck takeaway.
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Who the hell is Kenna?
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Uncle Davey was there, too.
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Uncle Davey was Davey Birnbaum,
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a veteran
alibi joint operator.
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An alibi joint
is one of those games
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that seems easy to win,
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where you toss a softball
into the big basket,
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only no one ever wins.
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That's why the operator
better have a good alibi
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when the mark gets hot.
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Uncle Davey forgot more alibis
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than most guys knew,
not because he was that good,
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but because
he forgot everything.
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The guy was completely senile,
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always forgot my name
and always forgot his teeth.
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Every time we checked
out of a hotel,
there was this major beef
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because Davey
would accuse the maid
of steeling his dentures.
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Kenna's the kid-- the kid,
Davey, Mortie's kid.
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Oh, yeah, Karen.
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Good kid.
How are you?
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I'm okay.
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All right, Davey,
you play the mark.
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I don't wanna be the mark.
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Pilot, you be the mark.
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Wait a minute.
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Mark? Mark? Who's Mark?
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I don't know any goddamn Mark.
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Uncle Davey, that blonde lady
that runs the garage
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right next to the skydiver
was asking about you.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah, all the time.
You should go talk to her.
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Yeah, maybe I will.
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She's over there now.
You better hurry.
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Watch the master go to work.
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Thanks for the tip, Kelly.
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Come on, Big Shelly.
Teach me, teach me.
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It's real easy, kid.
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All you gotta do is keep
the mark confused.
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You ready, Pilot?
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All you gotta do is keep
the mark confused.
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And 17 is your change.
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Go ahead and keep a dollar
for yourself, honey.
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Thanks.
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I hope it's no trouble,
but can I give you, say,
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ten ones for a ten?
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These things are getting
out of hand.
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Of course, beautiful,
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anything for you.
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Thanks. On second thought,
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let me give you back this ten
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plus the ten ones
I just gave you for the twenty.
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These bills are confusing.
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Sure, sure, I understand.
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Don't mention it.
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Thanks a lot.
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You know,
it just warms my heart
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to know you had so many
good influences as a child.
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Remind me to keep my wallet
in my front pocket from now on.
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Haven't I taught you anything?
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Only a stiff keeps his money
in a wallet.
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Right. You still coming over
to the party after work?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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What is the deal with shots?
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And I'm not talking about,
you know, your classic whisky
and bourbon.
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I'm talking about
all these Fuzzy Navels
and Sex on the Beach.
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You name it, I can make it,
but I just--
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I see it all the time.
It's strictly for amateurs.
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A bunch of guys come
in a bar,
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and they're all excited
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because their wives
or their girlfriends
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are letting them out,
and what do they do?
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They start doing shots.
257
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,770
Next thing you know
it's an hour later,
258
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,338
and half of them
are wrestling on my bar,
259
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,040
and the other guys
are laying out comatose,
260
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,241
and there's always
that one guy
261
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,210
laying in a pool
of his own vomit,
262
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,045
albeit with a smile on his face,
263
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,747
but these guys
are 40 years old.
264
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,283
All right, so everyone know
the rules, right?
265
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,450
I don't think I do.
266
00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,019
Oh, it's real simple.
267
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,088
We got kick-ass hot sauces
268
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,324
with Scoville levels
from 2,000 to 500,000.
269
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,658
Wait, wait, Scoville ratings?
270
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:10,363
Yeah, it's the heat index
by which all hot peppers
are rated.
271
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,800
Anyway, you get one point
per drop
272
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,401
for the lowest
on the Scoville scale,
273
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,870
up to five points
for the most potent.
274
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,972
First man to a hundred
wins the pot,
275
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,273
but if you kick out early,
276
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,242
you gotta kick in
an extra 20 bucks.
277
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,044
All right?
It's easy as that.
278
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,413
Who's first?
Ante up.
279
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,416
Give me three drops
of number three, my man.
280
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:38,859
* When all your troubles
wither away *
281
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,463
* Oh...
282
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,299
Hey, man,
I did have another one.
283
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,068
Good to see you, Carl.
284
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,237
Yeah, likewise, Jeff.
What's been happening, man?
285
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,206
Not much.
Trying to get laid
as much as possible.
286
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,108
I thought you were going out
with Rachel, man.
287
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,543
Yeah, two years now.
288
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,111
What are you,
fucking around on her?
289
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,280
No, man, I'm not greedy.
290
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,049
I just gotta get
as much as I can
291
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,116
while I still can.
292
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,317
What, are you dying
or something?
293
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,086
I don't understand.
294
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,287
Jeff, this will probably
sound nuts,
295
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,889
but I've got
this little theory.
296
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,323
Yeah?
Let me explain,
and just stay with me.
297
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,959
Okay.
You might thank me later.
298
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,360
All right.
299
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,562
Okay, look over there.
Yeah.
300
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,432
Aren't they just
incredible creatures?
301
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,202
Yeah. No argument here.
302
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,470
And look over here.
303
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:27,474
Aren't they just...
creatures?
Yep.
304
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,911
So why do they have
anything to do with us?
305
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,047
Uh, I've been asking myself
the same goddamn question,
Carl.
306
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,449
Of course you have, man,
because you're a thinker
like me.
307
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,385
Okay, now, keep following me.
308
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,387
Now that
the whole girl-on-girl thing
309
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,588
has become
so much more acceptable,
310
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,857
I figure it's just
a matter of time
311
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,425
before women will have
this mass epiphany,
312
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,027
and that will be it.
313
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,896
They'll have no use
for us anymore.
314
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,230
Hmm.
Think about it.
315
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,333
Say you're a girl in
a numerical situation.
316
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,302
Right. What?
Numerical situation?
317
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,870
Sixty-nine, man.
Sixty-nine.
318
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:57,938
Yeah.
Try to keep up, Jeff.
319
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,372
Okay, sorry.
I'm back.
320
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,974
I'm back, okay.
321
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,310
Okay, say you're the girl
on the bottom side
322
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,278
of this numerical situation.
323
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,613
When you hook up,
what do you want to see?
324
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,150
What do I want to see?
A beautiful round ass
325
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:10,951
with a trim little--
326
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,319
Yeah.
Ooh.
327
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,523
Or a big set of swinging,
sweaty, hairy, filthy--
328
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,960
Carl, Carl, I got it.
I got it.
329
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,561
Sorry, Jeff.
Okay.
330
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,030
Continue.
331
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,465
Anyway, that's why I'm
getting as much as I can
332
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,234
while she's gracious enough
to give it to me
333
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,369
because time is running out.
334
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,371
And I suggest you start doing
the same thing.
335
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,508
All right,
the eight-grade dance is simple.
336
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,277
Now, remember when you were
in the eighth grade,
337
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,445
and you're going to a dance,
338
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,646
and it's not enough
that you have to mix
339
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,948
with people of the other sex,
340
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,515
but you don't really know
how to dance,
341
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,417
so the first time you get
on the floor,
342
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,919
you kind of stick
to a basic step,
343
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,055
you know, going side to side.
344
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,390
You look around, make sure
nobody thinks you're uncool,
345
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,658
keep doing it,
346
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,426
and as the night goes on,
347
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,427
then you get
a little bit cocky
348
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,529
and you start throwing
your hands into it...
349
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,998
like this.
350
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,032
Yeah.
351
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,534
Everybody seems to accept that,
so you keep going,
352
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,436
and then maybe
by the end of the night,
353
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,972
you throw your head into it.
354
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,673
You think you're, like,
John Travolta,
355
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,508
the way you dance.
356
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,011
It's the eighth-grade dance.
357
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,679
* Don't think Ican't
358
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,482
* Won't really let you in
359
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,519
* All I hear is baby
360
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,163
* Don't you know
what's happening? *
361
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,432
* You see,
we're in a situation *
362
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,702
Hey, dude, you heard anything
about Dolly, that sheep?
363
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,137
No, man.
364
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,505
Oh. Want a chip?
365
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,207
Yeah, that would be all right.
366
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,453
Hey.
Hey.
367
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,322
Big night?
368
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,390
Yeah, you could say that.
369
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,193
Okay, let me guess.
Martin of Jeff?
370
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,362
Jeff.
371
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,564
Oh, you're half right.
372
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,499
What do you mean?
How can I be half right?
What happened?
373
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,436
Oh, my God, Kenna,
you doubled down.
374
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,339
Bingo.
You slut.
I am so jealous.
375
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,606
Yeah, right.
376
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,775
You've got to be careful
what you wish for.
377
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,244
Did I get any calls?
378
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,478
Oh, you know, just the usual--
379
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,447
American Express, MasterCard,
380
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,049
student loans, you know...
381
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,150
You can stop me anytime.
382
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,585
Glad to see I have some
consistency in my life, right?
383
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,187
Yeah, well--
384
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,122
Oh, your mother called.
385
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,259
What? My mother called?
386
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,694
I didn't really ask
any questions.
387
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,330
She just left a number.
The note's on the table.
388
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,375
Is everything okay?
389
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,409
Yeah.
390
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,111
Um, I've got to go.
391
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,617
I'll see you.
392
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,552
Okay, bye.
393
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,064
Oh, Kenna, come here,
baby girl.
394
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,066
Somebody I want you to meet.
395
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,504
This is, uh... your aunt,
396
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,839
your long lost aunt Sharlee.
397
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,242
Hi there, cutey.
398
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,177
Ain't she a cutie,
Mortie.
399
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,246
I don't really think
you're my aunt,
400
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,815
but if you were,
would that make you
my mom's sister?
401
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,150
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
402
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,152
I told you
a thousand times.
403
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,221
Don't bring up
that piece of shit.
She's scum.
404
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,156
Took money
for the goddamn kid.
405
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,258
Do you believe that shit?
406
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,727
Made me buy my own kid
for a lousy five Gs.
407
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,280
Surprise.
408
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,482
Hey, great to see you.
409
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,450
I was beginning to wonder.
410
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,887
So any winners in there?
411
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,522
God, I hope so.
412
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,291
Five days, Kenna,
it's your show.
413
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,492
I know, I know.
414
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,160
I'm actually getting
kind of nervous.
415
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,361
You should be.
416
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,629
I've seen, what,
eight or nine pieces,
417
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,797
and we agreed on over 30.
418
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,400
I don't want you to worry,
okay?
419
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,402
This is very important to me.
420
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,869
Plus I'm going to make you
look good.
421
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,472
Wait a second, I'm here
to take you to lunch.
422
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,940
Oh, I'm flattered.
423
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,709
I'm starved.
424
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,317
I don't know.
All my life it's been
so easy, you know?
425
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,921
I mean, women have always
responded very positively
to me,
426
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,656
and you know I like
to consider myself
427
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,624
a pretty modest guy,
428
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,359
but naturally
when something comes easily,
429
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,929
you tend to take advantage
of the situation.
430
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,698
You know, you start to take
things for granted.
431
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,699
Anyways--
432
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,901
Hey, guys, are we lifting
or are we talking?
433
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,803
Sorry, give me a sec.
434
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,905
By the way,
we're going to have to make
this kind of quick.
435
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,707
Lunch date?
I wish.
436
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,777
No, some client's got
a software problem.
437
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,548
Everyone misses, you, dear,
438
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,982
and they all wish
you would come back.
439
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,685
Mom, can we not start
that up again?
440
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,287
I'm sorry,
441
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,688
but I have just picked up
some clients
442
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,823
that I think you would
really be interested in.
443
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,759
Okay, let's just change
the subject.
444
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,932
I don't understand
this bartender thing.
445
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,769
I don't appreciate you
disparaging what I do.
446
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,737
There's nothing wrong
with the service industry.
447
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506
It's real people doing
real work.
448
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,709
Jeffrey, please, couldn't you
just do your show at night?
449
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,845
Mom, you know I had to intern
two years to get that slot?
450
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,781
And you don't get paid.
451
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,950
Are we going to get some food?
Is there a waiter in this place?
452
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,890
Oh, thanks.
453
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,893
It looks great.
Thanks.
454
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,797
Thanks a lot.
455
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,800
So how are your boyfriends?
456
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,801
Now--
457
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,736
Now you? Wait, wait.
458
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,405
Why all of a sudden is this
459
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,039
everyone's favorite
subject matter here?
460
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,941
Because it's interesting,
461
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,576
and mainly it's not every day
462
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,877
you get to ask,
"How are your boyfriends?"
463
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,013
Okay, okay, I'll indulge you.
464
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,881
They're fine.
465
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,984
Actually they're starting
to be--
466
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,621
...a bit of a problem.
467
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,624
I mean, it's not that Kenna
abuses me or anything.
468
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,860
It's just that-- I mean, look.
469
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,929
I'm smart enough to know
470
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,664
she's kind of got
the upper hand here.
471
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,798
But you've got to admit
472
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:08,034
she's prettier than that last
chick I saw you with.
473
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,469
What was her name?
474
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,870
Kenna, Mom. Kenna?
475
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,872
Not my little barmaid friend.
476
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,841
I'm sorry, Jeffrey,
477
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,910
but you bring her around
so often.
478
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,913
Maybe if somebody wasn't
so condescending all the time.
479
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,782
Okay, okay.
480
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,284
But it's not like you intend
to marry this girl.
481
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,889
Now, I don't want you
to get upset,
482
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,758
but I have met
this darling girl
483
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,792
from Charlotte.
484
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,027
She just moved here--
Mom, stop.
485
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,931
Jeffrey, dear,
486
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,000
don't you ever intend
to get married?
487
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,001
No, not really.
488
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,604
Most of your friends
don't seem to feel that way.
489
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,105
Yeah, and you know
something?
490
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,774
No one ever says,
"Hey, Jeff, man,
491
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,409
you got to get married."
492
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,577
Come on, I'm kidding.
493
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,646
Actually I'm trying
to be smart here.
494
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,749
It sounds more like
you're being naive.
How so?
495
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,985
Because no matter how
you trivialize it,
496
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,053
you're dealing with a couple
of lethal male emotions.
497
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,423
I am?
498
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:06,759
You see, even if they assure you
they're okay with the situation,
499
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,696
the fact remains
they're guys.
500
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,130
I mean, this is very primal,
Kenna.
501
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,433
You can't just upset
five million years
of evolution
502
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,001
and not expect repercussions.
503
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,504
Wait, I'm not trying to change
any evolutionary axiom here,
504
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,905
Rebecca, come on.
505
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,540
But for lack of a better term,
506
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,009
this whole power dominance thing
is a complete joke.
507
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,411
Let's face it.
508
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,813
Men have been bending
the rules forever.
509
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,981
I'm just trying
to bend them back.
510
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,694
You ever tried one before?
Yes.
511
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,031
So is it fun being
in the circus?
512
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,133
It's not the circus, stupid.
513
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,501
It's a carnival.
514
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:51,070
So you travel around a lot.
515
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,973
Yep.
516
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,942
So you get to miss
a lot of school?
517
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:57,877
No. I wish.
518
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,447
My dad only takes me
with him over the summer.
519
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,048
After, I have to stay
here with my aunt.
520
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:05,785
I bet you've been to a bunch
of different states, though.
521
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,086
Tons.
522
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,156
Hey, have you been
to California?
523
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:12,759
Lots.
524
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,194
How about Texas?
525
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,863
Uh-huh.
526
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:17,897
Boston?
527
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,166
Boston's a city,
Einstein.
528
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,901
Oh, yeah, I knew that.
529
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,070
What's the name
of the state, then?
530
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:25,137
I don't have to tell you.
531
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,440
You don't know.
532
00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:30,042
Michigan.
533
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,844
Boston, Michigan?
534
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:32,945
That's hilarious.
Shut up, Kenna.
535
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:33,813
You think you're so smart.
536
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,015
Boston, Michigan.
Boston, Michigan.
537
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:39,051
Shut up, Kenna.
At least I'm not a bastard.
538
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,956
God, Travis, you're so dumb.
539
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,658
I'm not a bastard,
540
00:23:45,692 --> 00:23:48,127
because a bastard doesn't
know who her father is.
541
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,463
It's my mother
that I don't know.
542
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:52,799
Hey, can I have another smoke?
543
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,066
No.
Why not?
544
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,102
Because.
Because why?
545
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,004
You're mean and you laughed
at me.
546
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,939
Okay, I'm sorry
I laughed at you.
547
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,541
Now, can I please
have a smoke?
548
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:03,976
No. No.
Come on, Travis,
just give me one.
549
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,044
Come on!
No.
550
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,679
Come on.
No.
551
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,114
Give me 'em.
552
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,489
Now, give them to me.
553
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,024
No, never.
554
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,091
Now, give them to me!
555
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,159
No, never!
556
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,640
* Wait
557
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,142
* Don't rush me
558
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:37,710
* Wait
559
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:40,079
* Don't rush me
560
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,056
* Wait
561
00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:52,058
* Don't rush me
562
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,026
* Wait
563
00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,228
* Don't rush me
564
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,030
* Don't think I can't
565
00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:01,033
* Won't really let you in
566
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:04,103
* All I hear is baby
567
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,280
* Don't you know
568
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,148
Hey!
* What's happening?
569
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,988
Hey, can you cut
the Kama Sutra crap,
570
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,123
and let's get back
to some good, old-fashioned
boning here?
571
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,192
My God, I'm getting dizzy
572
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,327
with all this spinning
and the flipping already.
573
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,762
Excuse me.
574
00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:30,930
I'm sorry, Jeff.
575
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,765
I just felt like
an unwitting partner
576
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:35,568
in some sort of sexual
Olympic competition
or something.
577
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:37,103
Oh, that's bullshit.
578
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,639
Look, I was just trying
to switch things up.
579
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:41,140
You know, I was--
580
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,174
Okay.
I was try to bring--
581
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,811
No, I was just trying
to do--
Yeah, I know.
582
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,178
What?
That's what this is about.
583
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,047
You're trying to compete
with Martin.
584
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,851
You know what?
Don't flatter yourself.
585
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,152
I don't have to compete
with anybody.
586
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,788
That's--
587
00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:58,958
That's for jocks
588
00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:01,027
and greedy assholes,
589
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,629
like Marvin.
590
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:05,131
Hmm. You're so fucking
transparent, it's laughable.
591
00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,734
Yeah, well, you know what?
There's nothing wrong
with transparency
592
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,636
when it's shedding light
on the truth.
593
00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:10,703
Oh, really?
594
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,171
And what truth
might that be?
595
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,305
Kenna, the g--
596
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,074
the guy is not like you and I.
597
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,209
He's conservative
598
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,244
right down the line.
599
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,680
Try moderate.
Yeah, well--
600
00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:24,016
Well, he drives one of
those three-story Humvees.
601
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:24,984
It's called Tahoe, Jeff.
602
00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,720
Look, the guy worships
Ricky Martin, Kenna.
603
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:29,989
More like Woody Allen, Jeff.
604
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,924
Well, he probably
shaves his ass.
605
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,260
Okay, he has
a nine-inch penis.
606
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,095
Oh, come on.
607
00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:38,264
Don't clam up
now, Jeff, please.
608
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:39,832
Come on,
give it to me.
No, no.
609
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,201
No, really-- really, I--
I want to hear it.
610
00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,904
He does not like
Woody Allen.
611
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,939
You know what I'm saying?
612
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,274
No, I don't.
613
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,142
What I do know
is that you love
to judge people.
614
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:51,343
It's so hypocritical.
615
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:53,846
Just because all you do
is sit around all day
616
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,815
and read your Nation magazine
617
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,084
and listen
to those ancient R&B guys...
618
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,686
You're dreaming, okay?
619
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:00,820
No, actually, I'm leaving.
620
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,222
What for?
God.
621
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:05,792
A guy tries to give a girl
a little sexual dynamics.
622
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,193
This is the thanks I get?
623
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,096
Look, we both know that's not
what this is about.
624
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,298
You told me before, you were
cool with this situation.
625
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,800
It's totally cool.
626
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,301
Totally lip service.
627
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:16,435
I mean, let me know, Jeff.
628
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,270
Hey.
What?
629
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,772
Look.
630
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,243
Impressive.
631
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,312
You know, I just love it
when you yell at me.
632
00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:29,782
Looks like we're moving
into the pole vault
competition.
633
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,921
By the way, I would've
given you an overall 9.4.
634
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,188
I'll take that.
635
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,232
Kenna, hey, it's me.
Call me.
636
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,967
I'm trying to get
a crew together for tonight.
637
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,136
I'm really in the mood
for some cocktails.
Bye.
638
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:51,904
Hey, it's Martin.
639
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:54,406
I've got something
really exciting
to tell you about.
640
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,375
I'll be at home for a while.
Give me a call.
641
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,912
I'm trying to reach Kenna.
642
00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:02,715
Kenna, this is your mother.
643
00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:04,283
I'd really like--
644
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,825
Hey, it's me.
645
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,794
What's going on?
646
00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,296
Yeah? What's up for tonight?
647
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,367
Let's just say I can be
easily persuaded.
648
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,503
Super who?
649
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,072
Oh, right, right, right,
Super K.
650
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,373
Yeah, I've heard of him.
651
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,027
This is crap.
652
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,331
This is shit.
This aspires to be shit.
653
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,033
God, what am I doing?
654
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,868
Gonna make a complete fool
out of myself.
655
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:12,819
Hey, Kenna, you down there?
656
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,521
It's me.
Kenna!
657
00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:29,435
Wow.
658
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,077
Interesting.
659
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,418
Kenna, these are really awesome.
660
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,154
Awesome, Martin?
Come on.
661
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,321
No, seriously,
they're excellent.
662
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:50,422
I mean it.
663
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,091
You're not patronizing me,
are you?
664
00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:57,063
No-- No, I'm not.
665
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:59,165
Wow, I can see I'm walking
a tightrope here.
666
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,200
No, these are really good,
Kenna.
667
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:04,303
I don't know why you're
so weird about showing
your work to people.
668
00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:06,438
I think you shouldn't be
so sensitive.
669
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,840
I'm sorry, Martin.
670
00:30:07,874 --> 00:30:09,308
I'm just, um--
671
00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:11,477
I'm not that confident
as an artist, yet, you know?
672
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,946
Did I just call myself
an artist?
673
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,248
That is so pretentious.
674
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:18,384
I guess I'm just nervous,
you know?
675
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,386
Yeah, I know,
676
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,088
but I'm certainly no artist,
677
00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:24,390
but from what I can see,
you have nothing to be
nervous about.
678
00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,426
Yeah, famous last words.
679
00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:34,166
So this is where you do
the developing, right?
680
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,935
I like it here.
Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
681
00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,470
Mm-hmm.
This is a huge part
of photography.
682
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,472
A lot of the really
cool shit happens here.
683
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,074
A lot of the artistry.
684
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:43,509
Okay, the artistry.
685
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,913
The artistry because
you can manipulate images
686
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:49,548
and alter lighting,
687
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,884
and even the best eye
688
00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:54,453
can be betrayed
by what it sees.
689
00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:55,988
Voilà .
690
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,924
That's pretty disturbing,
Kenna.
691
00:30:57,957 --> 00:31:00,659
Thanks.
You want to try one?
692
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,661
Uh, no, no.
693
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,396
I don't know the first thing
about photography.
694
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:06,999
Don't worry.
It's not that difficult.
Come on.
695
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,268
You sure?
696
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:10,970
Positive.
I don't want to blow up
your apartment.
697
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:12,004
You're not going to.
Okay.
698
00:31:12,038 --> 00:31:13,339
I've been working on one.
699
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,474
It'll be good
for practice.
All right.
700
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,409
Oh.
Okay.
701
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:19,278
You take the photo paper.
Mm-hmm.
702
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,447
Place it into the enlarger.
703
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,419
The exposure.
704
00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,589
Take the print
from the enlarger.
705
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,458
Mm-hmm.
706
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,395
Gently place it
into the developer.
707
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,031
Make sure it's
completely immersed.
708
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,266
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
709
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:41,533
When you see the image coming,
710
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,435
that you like,
711
00:31:43,469 --> 00:31:47,073
you quickly--
I stress quickly--
712
00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,374
immerse it into the stop bath
713
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,077
Now, take the tongs.
714
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,946
Okay. Oh, yeah,
it's kind of like a barbecue.
715
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,514
Right, that's cute.
Just like a barbecue.
716
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,450
Okay, make sure it's
completely immersed
in the stop bath.
717
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,519
All the way through.
Okay.
718
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,454
Good. That's good.
719
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,590
All right.
Okay, now,
put the tongs down.
720
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,492
Okay.
721
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,493
Now, take the tray
722
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:11,430
and rock it back and forth
in a slow motion.
723
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,731
It requires a little rhythm.
724
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,133
I think you can handle it.
725
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:18,570
Good.
726
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,172
Yeah, it's working.
727
00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:21,607
What?
728
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,742
It's working.
I think I feel
an enlargement coming on.
729
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,112
God, I'm not--
Okay, I'm sorry.
730
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,679
I'm sorry.
Please continue.
731
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,616
Okay.
732
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,587
Into the fixer.
733
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:42,028
I'm going to buy you
the sexiest dress.
734
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:45,097
You're going to make
all the guys at the party
drool all over themselves--
735
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,365
Okay, that's it.
I'm kidding.
736
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,400
I'm calling Cro-Magnon on you.
No, that was a joke.
737
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:50,436
Did you get it?
Did you-- No?
No, no.
738
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,607
Well, okay,
I'll leave you alone.
739
00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,243
Good luck, okay?
740
00:32:57,276 --> 00:32:59,345
And I can't wait
for the opening.
741
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,014
Thank you.
And thanks for the frame.
That's beautiful.
742
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:49,461
Oh, my God, this guy
is a complete trip.
743
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:50,629
There's something
about a skinny geek
744
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,331
that just drives me crazy.
745
00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:59,571
Okay. Okay.
746
00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,073
Up next,
747
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:06,512
it's the DJ Super K
mystery trivia question.
748
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,748
Ooh, right.
749
00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,550
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
that's not good enough.
750
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,520
I want to hear
some real enthusiasm.
751
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,193
You don't seem powerful.
752
00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:21,793
Again!
753
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:26,565
But something's wrong.
754
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,635
They're awfully quiet
over here.
755
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:33,372
Don't forget,
756
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:37,376
this is DJ Super K's
highest accolade of the evening!
757
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,582
You gotta play to win.
758
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,617
Don't be afraid.
759
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,754
Come on, folks.
Easiest game
on the whole midway.
760
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:52,258
Don't be afraid.
761
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:56,462
Come on, cowboy, step up here
and win your little filly
a hefty prize.
762
00:34:56,495 --> 00:35:00,232
Heck, a bet a little bitty girl
could knock over those bottles.
763
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:04,436
Where's the little bitty girl
to show Tex how it's done?
764
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,873
You. Let her up here, folks.
That's it.
765
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,209
Come on up here.
766
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:11,477
What's your name,
little bitty girl?
767
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:12,578
Betsy.
768
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,613
Hey, it's little bitty Betsy,
folks!
769
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,315
All right, little bitty Betsy,
770
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,784
I'm going to show you how
to knock over those bottles.
771
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,752
Are you ready?
I think so.
772
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,788
All right, now, watch me,
bitty Betsy.
773
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,726
See how simple that is?
774
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:28,760
Ready to give it a shot?
775
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:29,761
Yes, sir.
776
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,531
All right, fire away,
little lady.
777
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,802
Hey, look it there!
778
00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,537
What did I tell you, folks!
What did I tell you?
779
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,639
So simple even
a little bitty girl can do it.
780
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,341
Now, step on up here
781
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,775
and win the biggest prize
on the midway.
782
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,246
How about a little dog
for you, little girl?
783
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:48,880
There you go.
784
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:49,915
Give it a shot.
785
00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,486
You.
786
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,391
Yes, you, glamorous nymphet
of the night.
787
00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:00,526
What's your name?
788
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,560
Kenna.
789
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:05,364
It's a tough question.
I know, Countess Kenna,
790
00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,666
but they're going to get
a lot tougher.
791
00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,834
Are you ready?
792
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:13,305
Give me three, not one,
793
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,807
not two, not four,
794
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,776
but three professional
795
00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:21,613
wrestling submission holds.
796
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:23,849
Figure-Four Deathlock,
the Russian Sickle,
797
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:24,983
and the Sleeper.
798
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:28,420
Correct, absolutely correct.
799
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:36,862
I am impressed,
my vivacious vixen.
800
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,898
Come and get your DJ Super K
801
00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:42,534
action mystery prize.
802
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:48,974
Super K is so impressed,
803
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,709
he's going to spin
the next song
804
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,010
just for her,
805
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:56,848
but first, Malachi,
oh-ho, Malachi,
806
00:36:56,882 --> 00:37:00,752
I believe I've met
my super soul mate.
807
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,889
Where are you, Malachi?
808
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:32,418
* I feel the music
809
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,486
* Oh-oh
810
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,924
* I feel the music
811
00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,866
Mmm.
Mmm.
812
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:50,869
Wow.
813
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,004
I'm telling you, Jason,
814
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,607
I am absolutely ready to go
to the next level with Kenna,
815
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,576
and I think this huge company
party's going to be the closer.
816
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,810
I'm pulling out
all the stops on this.
817
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,880
All right, man.
I was actually starting
to wonder about you.
818
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,550
I mean, how long has it been?
What, two, three months?
819
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,951
Yeah.
I mean,
Kenna's incredible.
820
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,052
Don't get me wrong.
She's incredible.
821
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,454
Yeah.
But--
822
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,721
What?
Listen, my man.
823
00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:12,891
Sharing a chick
with some fucking bartender,
I mean, you know?
824
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,493
You need to close
the deal already, bro.
825
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,362
Jason, listen, look.
She laid out the ground rules.
826
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,663
She said no pressure,
no commitment,
827
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,731
and I've got
to respect that.
828
00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,367
It's going to be
a hell of a night.
829
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,834
She's going to completely
blow people away.
830
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,336
She's so sharp,
and she's funny,
831
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,037
and she's creative,
832
00:38:26,071 --> 00:38:27,739
not to mention the looks.
833
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,875
Wow, you are history, pal.
834
00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,644
I'm going to miss you, man.
I really am.
835
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:36,882
It's that obvious?
Yeah, completely pathetic, man.
836
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,050
No, no, no, no, no, look,
837
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,986
cheers to you, my friend.
838
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,389
You deserve the best
of everything,
839
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:46,525
you lucky bastard.
840
00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,994
Well, it's that clean living.
Pays off every time.
841
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,462
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, right.
842
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,863
Come on, man,
let's get out of here.
843
00:38:51,897 --> 00:38:53,465
Come on, let's go to Jacks.
Let's go, come on.
844
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:55,401
Wish I could.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
845
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:57,403
I've got plans
with the family tonight.
846
00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,904
Ah, la familia.
847
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:01,540
Familia, yes.
That's cool.
848
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:07,813
Con?
849
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:09,948
Bien, muy bien.
850
00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:15,954
Muy bien, muy bien.
851
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,022
Okay, I'll have the trout,
852
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,659
but grilled, no butter,
all right?
853
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,896
You eat--
854
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:25,997
...with a bread crump,
855
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,699
with the--
856
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:28,734
...with the lemon.
857
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,402
Dad, I don't eat
like that anymore.
858
00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:32,037
Could you please
just have it grilled?
859
00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:34,573
Si, Papa,
make mine like that, too.
860
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:35,974
You see what you start?
861
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:39,478
Cuban food is no longer
any good for you, no?
862
00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,146
No, no, no, for Mr. Big Shot,
863
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,915
soon you will be eating
those little fish eggs,
864
00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,050
the "haviar."
865
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:48,053
Caviar, Dad.
Real funny.
It's funny.
866
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,456
Hector, stop bothering him.
867
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,890
He's an executive.
868
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,192
Executives have to look
nice and healthy.
869
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,027
Right, baby?
870
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,929
Oh, you look so good
in your suits,
871
00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,097
but your brothers--
872
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,099
Why you not teach them
the nicer things?
873
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,535
Mom, they dress fine.
I dress like this
because I have to.
874
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,538
Yeah, right,
just because you have to.
875
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,757
Okay, everyone happy?
Good.
876
00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:33,832
Two, three, four *
877
00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,707
* Young Mary Alice
878
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,642
* Sweet Sister Jane
879
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:45,977
* Took off together
880
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,546
* Some promised land
881
00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,147
* Met a handsome wheeler
882
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,082
* Along the way
883
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,552
* Now they're working
at some dance hall *
884
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:55,086
* Yeah, work
Check it *
885
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,488
* Night and day
886
00:40:59,157 --> 00:41:00,792
* Night and day
887
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,598
Sorry, I feel like shit today.
You mind if we stop?
888
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:09,234
You all right?
I've got to stop.
889
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:15,541
I got cramps.
890
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:19,177
Here. Sometimes this helps.
891
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,212
Oh, no, it's not my ovaries,
sweetheart.
892
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:24,850
It's my stomach.
893
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:27,018
Oh, yeah, that's good.
894
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,987
Come here.
895
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,791
That's better.
896
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,125
Okay, what else do you need?
897
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,762
Huh?
What else do you need?
898
00:41:36,795 --> 00:41:37,996
Hey, I know what.
899
00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:40,699
Why don't you tell me one of
those carny stories of yours?
900
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,233
Seriously.
Yeah.
901
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:44,102
Tell me that one
about the sideshow freak--
902
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:45,303
Shrimp Boy?
Lobster Boy.
903
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,138
Yeah, Lobster Boy.
Oh, yeah.
I already told you that one.
904
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,841
So what?
Tell me another one.
905
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,610
Are you sure?
You really enjoy them?
906
00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:53,679
Yes, I really enjoy them.
They're excellent.
907
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,714
Come on.
Please?
908
00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,115
Okay, let me think.
909
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,083
All right, I got one.
910
00:41:58,116 --> 00:41:59,184
Good.
911
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:00,719
This is one of my favorites,
912
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:03,154
so don't make fun of me.
913
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:05,123
There's this crazy
pig-iron worker with a--
914
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,593
Wait, hang on, wait.
I'm already lost.
915
00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:09,027
Pig-iron worker--
What's that?
916
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:11,129
Sorry, a pig-iron worker
917
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:13,164
is a man who
operates the rides.
Oh.
918
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,833
Anyway, his name was Peggy Sue,
919
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,968
"Peggy" because he had
a wooden leg
920
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:20,071
and "Sue" because, well,
921
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:21,039
no one would ever tell me,
922
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,308
but they assured me
I didn't want to know.
923
00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:25,944
This is going to sound
really cruel,
924
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:28,346
but people were always
stealing his leg.
925
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,649
It was always
the same old story.
926
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:33,018
He'd wake up
from a mean, nasty drunk,
927
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,686
and sure enough,
no leg.
928
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,954
Cocksucker!
929
00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:37,122
I'll kill the motherfuckers!
930
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,290
Where is it, you assholes?
931
00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:45,964
Part of the gag was to see
932
00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:48,166
who could come up with
the most bizarre hiding places
933
00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:49,200
for it.
934
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,202
Let me tell you,
there were some classics.
935
00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,073
* Know you're right
936
00:42:55,106 --> 00:43:00,812
* I'm gonna miss me
when I'm gone *
937
00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:02,313
* I know you're right
938
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:07,886
* I'm gonna miss me
when I'm gone *
939
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,320
But the absolute number one
940
00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:12,357
was the time they
didn't bother to hide the leg.
941
00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:15,093
They just hid Peggy Sue.
942
00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,062
Made sure he was good
and passed out
943
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,931
and loaded him on a semi
bound for Texas,
944
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,900
which was a pretty good ride
945
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,335
considering we were
in Delaware at the time.
946
00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,211
And that's where
the famous saying comes from.
947
00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:34,880
Oh, yeah?
What saying?
948
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:39,084
"I'd rather be dead in Delaware
than legless in West Texas."
949
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,152
Wait a minute.
That's a famous saying?
950
00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:43,221
Of course not.
I just thought it sounded cool.
951
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:44,222
That's a great story, though.
952
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,857
Yeah, all right.
Obviously you're feeling better.
953
00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,893
You should write
a book some day.
954
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:49,194
Okay.
955
00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:00,171
So...
956
00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:05,076
Friday is going to be
something special.
957
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:07,278
You excited?
958
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:11,316
Yeah, um,
a little nervous, though.
959
00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:14,219
You, nervous?
About what?
960
00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,054
I don't know.
It's not really my scene,
you know.
961
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,289
It's kind of formal.
Oh.
962
00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,258
Do we have to go, Martin?
963
00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:21,927
Yeah, what kind of question
is that?
964
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,129
Of course we have to go.
965
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,698
It's a big opportunity for me,
966
00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:28,900
and all the senior partners
are going to be there and--
967
00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,335
Okay, an opportunity.
968
00:44:30,368 --> 00:44:32,070
I thought this was about us
having a good time.
969
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:34,005
Okay, relax--
hey, wait, wait, wait...
970
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:36,041
Relax, don't worry.
You are going to have a blast.
971
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,675
I promise you, okay?
972
00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:53,825
Hey, so I've been banging
this 19-year-old bank teller.
973
00:44:53,859 --> 00:44:55,193
I know, she's a little young,
974
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,728
but let me just say--
975
00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:59,364
Don't tell me, George.
You recommend it?
976
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:02,400
I see how it is, panty waste.
977
00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,869
What's up with you tonight?
978
00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:04,903
"Keena" ain't giving it up?
979
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:07,238
It's Kenna, George. Kenna.
980
00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:09,340
And let me ask you something.
981
00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,342
How come every time
you come in here,
982
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:14,079
you just feel this need
to spout off about
983
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,280
all the girls
you're sleeping with,
984
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:17,148
all the talent
you're banging?
985
00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:20,018
I mean, for a guy
doing so well, George,
986
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,888
how come you're in here
four nights a week?
987
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,923
Hey, you got a chip
on your shoulder or what?
988
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:27,258
No, it's just--
989
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:28,894
I don't know.
It's my experience,
990
00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:31,196
guys that always talk
about getting laid--
991
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:32,430
they're not getting laid,
992
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,200
or they're repressing
993
00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:39,104
some sort of deep-seated
homosexual fantasy.
994
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,872
Well, I ain't gay.
How do you know?
995
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,273
Fuck you, how do I know.
996
00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:43,541
I love women.
That's why.
997
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,944
See how defensive
you just got?
998
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:50,048
Are you saying I'm
some kind of closet-case homo?
999
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,516
Are you?
1000
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:52,918
Fuck you.
1001
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,921
I told you I ain't no
lock-jaw Johnson lover.
1002
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:57,923
Listen, I could throw the rap
1003
00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,825
with any chick in this bar
here tonight
1004
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:03,261
and close her
by the end of the evening.
1005
00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:05,363
That's impressive, George.
Okay, congratulations.
1006
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:08,566
Let me just ask you
something, George.
1007
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,268
You ever have
a homoerotic dream?
1008
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,803
A what?
Homoerotic dr--
1009
00:46:11,837 --> 00:46:13,438
No. No fucking way.
1010
00:46:13,471 --> 00:46:15,440
Why, have you?
1011
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:18,176
Yeah, yeah.
1012
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:20,245
It's normal, George.
1013
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:21,479
Maybe you're the closet case.
1014
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,915
Maybe, maybe,
1015
00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:25,250
but I'm not scared about it.
1016
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:30,321
I mean I haven't fantasized
about too many men, George.
1017
00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:33,391
Well, okay, I wouldn't kick
Lenny Kravitz out of the sack.
1018
00:46:33,424 --> 00:46:34,559
I wouldn't kick--
1019
00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:38,296
I guess it's true what they
say about you male bartenders.
1020
00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:42,467
Well, maybe that's why you're
coming in here seven nights
a week, George.
1021
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,269
Oh, suck my dick.
1022
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,271
Whoa.
I mean, fuck you.
1023
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,405
Oh, George.
1024
00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,207
I gotta take a piss.
Don't call me George.
1025
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,376
Okay.
1026
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:53,011
How you doing?
1027
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,518
Yeah, I mean,
Super K's funny and shit,
1028
00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:03,521
but, I don't know,
calling him a DJ?
1029
00:47:03,554 --> 00:47:05,423
That's blasphemy.
1030
00:47:05,456 --> 00:47:07,392
He's more of, like,
a comedian.
1031
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:09,294
You're so damn anal,
it's amazing.
1032
00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,362
Did you just call me
an asshole?
1033
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,364
Maybe I did.
What are you going to do
about it, shrimp boy?
1034
00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,566
I'm considering coming
over this bar
1035
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,902
and bitch slapping
your ass.
1036
00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:19,037
Oh, promises, promises.
1037
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:21,339
You remember what
Friday night is?
1038
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,474
No. What?
1039
00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,310
It's our anniversary,
that's what.
1040
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:30,148
Remember Maceo Parker concert,
June 29th.
1041
00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,517
Oh, my God.
I feel terrible.
1042
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,520
I just--
Well, we haven't exactly--
1043
00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,088
I never--
1044
00:47:37,122 --> 00:47:39,925
That's really sweet
that you remember that date.
1045
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,960
Don't flatter yourself
too much.
1046
00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:44,362
Anyway, this is
what I had in mind.
1047
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:46,597
A little fancy picnic,
1048
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:47,933
copious amounts of wine.
1049
00:47:47,966 --> 00:47:50,435
Wait, wait, wait,
do I need to be there?
1050
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:52,003
You're such a bitch.
1051
00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,472
It sounds great.
1052
00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:02,147
The rum and Coke,
1053
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,614
Lemon Drop,
1054
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:04,916
and PSOP.
1055
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:06,184
Hey, sorry to keep you running,
1056
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:09,254
but can you get us
two Belvedere martinis,
1057
00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,489
dry, bone dry
with three olives,
1058
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:14,359
and can you make those shaken,
not stirred?
1059
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,593
Fuck.
1060
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:16,995
I'm sorry.
1061
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:18,263
Fuck.
1062
00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,465
Shaken, not stirred?
1063
00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:21,699
What?
1064
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:24,002
What do you mean,
you can't make it?
1065
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,404
I just can't.
I have plans.
1066
00:48:26,437 --> 00:48:29,474
Yeah, Kenna, this is
kind of a big occasion.
1067
00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:31,142
Jeff, you don't understand.
Martin--
1068
00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:34,579
Marvin? You have a date
with Marvin.
1069
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,281
Oh, oh, that's fine.
1070
00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,049
Come on, Jeff,
lighten up, okay?
1071
00:48:38,083 --> 00:48:40,218
This is a huge social event.
He bought me a beautiful gown.
1072
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,287
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
Really it's fine.
1073
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,655
You know what?
It's just perfect.
1074
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,592
Is it one of those high-society
bullshit parties?
1075
00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,460
Why don't you just make sure
you fuck him
1076
00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:52,697
in that beautiful gown
of yours, okay, Cinderella?
1077
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:58,503
I need two Belvedere martinis,
up, dry, bone dry,
1078
00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:00,205
with three olives,
1079
00:49:00,238 --> 00:49:02,573
and make those shaken,
not stirred.
1080
00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,177
Shake this.
1081
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,321
Hi.
Hi.
1082
00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:17,288
What can I get you?
1083
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:21,259
Well, actually,
I was wondering if it's legal
1084
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,329
for the customer to buy
the cute bartender a shot.
1085
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:26,197
Oh, yeah?
1086
00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:29,267
Uh, no problem.
That's great.
1087
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,535
I love shots.
1088
00:49:32,070 --> 00:49:33,771
What can I--
I nailed your ass.
1089
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,141
Thanks.
1090
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:37,575
What do you mean,
you nailed my ass?
1091
00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:38,476
What do I mean?
1092
00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,045
I saw your head expand, like,
three sizes.
1093
00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:41,612
You're so cute.
All right, all right,
1094
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,382
Funny. Very funny.
You got your laugh.
1095
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,550
Guess who's forgiven you?
1096
00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,052
Forgiven me?
1097
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:48,186
Jesus.
1098
00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:49,620
Okay, okay,
forget about all that.
1099
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,289
Can we go to sunrise services
later?
1100
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,557
I don't know.
We'll see.
1101
00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,525
Come on, Jeff, please?
1102
00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:57,428
Why not?
1103
00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:07,238
Yeah, well, I may not be able
to buy you fancy gifts...
1104
00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:09,174
I was just thinking--
1105
00:50:10,808 --> 00:50:13,078
God, this is great.
1106
00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,512
I never get tired of this.
1107
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:21,186
Yeah...
1108
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:24,522
classic rhythm and blues.
1109
00:50:24,555 --> 00:50:28,593
I'm talking about the scene,
Jeff, not the damn blues, okay,
1110
00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:29,660
speaking of which,
1111
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,762
can we have something
with a little more kick here?
1112
00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:36,201
Wait, I like that song.
1113
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,735
Touch it and you're dead.
1114
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:59,557
* Baby, I ain't runnin'
with those friends no more *
1115
00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:03,128
* I've seen the clubs
and the drugs for sure *
1116
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:05,563
* Baby, I'm really gonna make
it right this time *
1117
00:51:05,596 --> 00:51:07,365
* Yeah, it all makes sense
1118
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,733
* Yeah, it all makes sense
1119
00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,835
* When you're tellin' lies
1120
00:51:12,637 --> 00:51:13,704
* Tellin' lies
1121
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,475
* Tellin' lies
1122
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:20,745
* Tellin' lies
1123
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:38,729
* Hey, baby, I know it ain't
in the magazines, and I-- *
1124
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:42,267
* I know it ain't at home on
my brand new color TV screen *
1125
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,669
* Shit, I'm really gonna
make it right this time *
1126
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:46,304
* Yeah, I promise you this
1127
00:51:46,337 --> 00:51:47,638
* Baby, promise me this
1128
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,674
* When you're
all tellin' lies *
1129
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,578
* Tellin' lies
1130
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:16,734
Hello.
1131
00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:18,736
Hey.
1132
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:21,839
Oh, you did, huh?
1133
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,711
Okay.
1134
00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:28,446
Bye.
1135
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:47,565
* On your mark,
get ready for this *
1136
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,234
* Life will change
1137
00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:51,969
* You've got to get up
and do your work every day *
1138
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,639
* Ah... ha
1139
00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:51,696
Oh, wow, you're amazing.
1140
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,264
You like?
This is beautiful.
1141
00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:54,765
I-- I love.
1142
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,902
Oh, my God.
1143
00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,637
I can't believe
you did this.
1144
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:05,943
Thanks.
1145
00:54:07,778 --> 00:54:10,448
This might top
the Maceo Parker concert.
1146
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:11,849
Cheers.
1147
00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:29,567
Mmm.
1148
00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:34,905
My God, it's so good.
1149
00:54:34,939 --> 00:54:36,474
It's good, right?
1150
00:54:57,895 --> 00:55:00,064
What's up?
You seem kind of pensive.
1151
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,070
Well, Kenna,
1152
00:55:06,103 --> 00:55:07,405
as a matter of fact,
1153
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:10,941
I've been doing
some thinking.
1154
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,544
Oh, God.
1155
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:15,613
Seriously, I've been--
1156
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:16,981
I've been thinking about us.
1157
00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:19,884
Okay...
1158
00:55:19,917 --> 00:55:22,953
A lot--
I've been thinking
about us a lot,
1159
00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,823
and...
1160
00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,425
I know it's not
your favorite subject,
1161
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,660
but I just think
that it's time that--
1162
00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:32,897
Oh, God, can we just talk?
1163
00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:34,999
God, I knew I shouldn't have
done this.
1164
00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:43,007
Yeah, yeah, I guess you'd
rather be making your debut.
1165
00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:45,976
Maybe.
1166
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:49,079
Believe me, you're
no fucking debutante.
1167
00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,055
I mean...
1168
00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,957
why did you do all this,
Kenna?
1169
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,026
What was it for?
Does it mean anything to you?
1170
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,897
Yeah, just walk away.
That's--
1171
00:56:06,931 --> 00:56:08,866
Yeah, just walk away.
That's great.
1172
00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:16,541
God damn it.
1173
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,391
Look, I'm sorry
about the debutante thing.
1174
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,163
It's just,
you've got to understand
1175
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,966
that I grew up with
all that bullshit.
1176
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,601
That's what it is,
1177
00:56:43,634 --> 00:56:45,069
all bullshit.
1178
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:46,971
That's easy for you to say.
1179
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,074
Yeah, it is easy for me to say
1180
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:51,909
because I know it.
1181
00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:54,679
Look, Kenna,
1182
00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:56,447
all those people,
they may have a lot of money,
1183
00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,516
but they're just as fucked up
as anybody else,
1184
00:56:58,549 --> 00:57:00,017
and their kids?
1185
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:02,086
Their kids wind up spending
more time with their therapists
1186
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,454
than they do
with their friends.
1187
00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:04,622
Yeah, that may be,
1188
00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,924
but I would love to be able
to afford to go to a therapist
1189
00:57:06,957 --> 00:57:08,459
and have her tell me
how fucked up I am.
1190
00:57:08,493 --> 00:57:09,927
That sounds really nice, Jeff.
1191
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,729
Look, Kenna, listen
to what you're saying.
Spare me.
1192
00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:13,063
The high and mighty shit's
getting old, okay?
1193
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:15,032
I mean, you have things
you can fall back on, right?
1194
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,067
As much as we hate labels,
1195
00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:19,637
I'm a fucking
cocktail waitress,
1196
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:22,707
and I'm getting sick and tired
of serving drunk assholes.
1197
00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:26,877
I want to try and be
a photographer.
1198
00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:28,245
Wait a second,
you are a photographer.
1199
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,047
Just because right now
you happen to be--
1200
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,884
Spare me the nobility lecture
on art and commerce, okay?
1201
00:57:33,918 --> 00:57:35,085
That may work for you,
1202
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,955
but you have no idea
what it's like
1203
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:40,190
to come from nothing
and to have nothing,
1204
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:43,193
and if you get in trouble,
your family can bail you out.
1205
00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:45,129
That's a security I don't have.
1206
00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:46,997
Oh, you know,
I don't know about that.
1207
00:57:47,031 --> 00:57:51,135
I just know that
if you come be with me--
1208
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:53,003
Come be there for me, right?
1209
00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:54,539
Is that what you mean, Jeff?
1210
00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:56,507
And right now I can't do that.
1211
00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,844
The whole relationship thing
is just...
1212
00:58:00,878 --> 00:58:03,213
Is what?
1213
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:04,715
Is what?
1214
00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:06,283
I don't know.
It's--
1215
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:10,220
Right now I am totally committed
to my photography, okay? And--
1216
00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:12,222
Yeah. No, I understand.
I understand.
1217
00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,193
That's no problem.
1218
00:58:20,731 --> 00:58:22,032
I'm going to--
1219
00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:23,968
I'm going to pack up.
1220
00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,002
Okay?
1221
00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:27,872
Yeah.
1222
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:36,981
These are excellent, Kenna.
1223
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,550
You've really got
something here.
1224
00:58:39,584 --> 00:58:40,851
You think?
1225
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:42,920
Definitely. Your composition
is challenging,
1226
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:46,190
and thematically
I'm really getting it.
1227
00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:50,127
Or at least I was, anyway.
1228
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,796
Oh, sweetheart--
1229
00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:55,833
These just--
1230
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,168
These don't really belong.
1231
00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,004
I know they don't exactly fit,
1232
00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,640
but they're very important
to me.
1233
00:59:02,673 --> 00:59:04,575
Um, it's--
1234
00:59:04,609 --> 00:59:06,110
It's still just not
really a good idea.
1235
00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:09,146
I mean, they just--
1236
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,849
Frankly-- and please
don't take it personally--
1237
00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:15,085
they're just not
as accomplished
as all your other work.
1238
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:17,922
Well, I shot most of them
when I was younger,
1239
00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:22,660
but I always promised
myself I'd put them
in my first real show.
1240
00:59:22,693 --> 00:59:24,929
Rebecca, this may sound corny,
1241
00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,931
but these are me.
1242
00:59:26,964 --> 00:59:28,098
This is where I come from.
1243
00:59:33,137 --> 00:59:35,272
Oh. Darn it.
1244
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:42,212
Oh--
That was close, big guy,
real close.
1245
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,248
Damn it.
Sorry, baby.
1246
00:59:44,281 --> 00:59:48,118
Baby, please, I have to have
that red bulldog.
1247
00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:52,623
I don't think I have any--
1248
00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:54,959
No, I don't have
anything left.
1249
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:04,101
How about this
for 12 balls, man?
1250
01:00:04,134 --> 01:00:06,771
Sorry, pal, no barter.
Cash only.
1251
01:00:06,804 --> 01:00:09,106
Oh, come on,
for the lady, one time.
1252
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:11,341
Like I said, pal...
1253
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:14,211
Hey, all right, nine balls,
come on.
1254
01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,647
All right, nine balls.
Let them fly.
1255
01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:19,383
Step right up, folks.
You gotta play to win.
1256
01:00:23,888 --> 01:00:26,356
Whoo-hoo!
1257
01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,760
All right, get the lady
a red bulldog there.
1258
01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:33,297
All right. Hey.
All right.
1259
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:07,164
Hey, kiddo, I got
a surprise for you.
1260
01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:09,333
What is it?
1261
01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:14,004
Uh-uh. Close your eyes
and hold open your hand.
1262
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,377
All right, kid,
open them.
1263
01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:21,445
Wow.
1264
01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:23,047
You like?
1265
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,715
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you.
1266
01:01:24,749 --> 01:01:26,450
All right, baby,
all right.
1267
01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:29,253
Knock yourself out.
Daddy's got to make some money.
1268
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,336
Okay, suit yourself.
I'll find a place for them.
1269
01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,438
Thanks, Rebecca.
You won't be sorry.
1270
01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:06,957
* Young girl, listen
1271
01:02:06,991 --> 01:02:10,294
* I've got something
to tell *
1272
01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:15,332
* Most importantly
1273
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:18,268
* I see you on the floor
1274
01:02:18,302 --> 01:02:20,437
* Where your heart's ready
1275
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:23,340
* Too many places
1276
01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:26,443
* To pick up now
1277
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,346
* Something inside is broken
1278
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:32,216
* Don't leave a love
not spoken *
1279
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,919
* No-no, no-no, no-no
1280
01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:38,155
* Hear what I say
1281
01:02:38,188 --> 01:02:40,557
* 'Cause something inside
is broken *
1282
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,960
* Believe in love not spoken
1283
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:44,494
* Inside
1284
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:47,097
* Oh, this darkest day
1285
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:48,498
* Oh, no
1286
01:02:48,532 --> 01:02:52,136
* Ooh, young girl
1287
01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:55,072
* Found a love
to do you justice *
1288
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,875
* Yeah
1289
01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,810
* And you'll never be
brighter now *
1290
01:02:59,844 --> 01:03:04,048
* Ooh, young girl
1291
01:03:04,081 --> 01:03:06,050
* Found a love to do you--
You came.
1292
01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:07,284
Hey.
1293
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:09,153
I know you hate me.
1294
01:03:09,186 --> 01:03:11,321
I did a really shitty thing,
okay?
1295
01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:15,125
No argument here.
1296
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:17,962
I'm glad to see one of us is
handling things like an adult.
1297
01:03:17,995 --> 01:03:20,030
I wouldn't give me
that much credit, Kenna.
1298
01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:23,433
I've had some not so nice
thoughts about you.
1299
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,269
In fact I'm still
really pissed off.
1300
01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:28,005
Anyway, I'm here.
1301
01:03:28,038 --> 01:03:29,806
I'm here to support you,
as always.
1302
01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:32,342
You're amazing.
You know that?
1303
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:33,510
You really are,
1304
01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,179
and I want to see you tomorrow.
1305
01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:36,313
I don't know.
1306
01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:38,348
Come on, Martin.
Give me a chance
to make it up to you.
1307
01:03:38,382 --> 01:03:40,384
Kenna, I said I don't know.
Okay?
1308
01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:44,188
Fine. You know where I'll be
if you want to see me.
1309
01:03:45,923 --> 01:03:48,025
Okay.
1310
01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:55,900
Oh, my God, you're a genius.
1311
01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:57,401
You know those carnival pieces?
1312
01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:59,236
Some woman just bought
all of them.
1313
01:03:59,269 --> 01:04:00,437
You're kidding.
No, I'm not.
1314
01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,873
And she paid full price
for the entire series,
1315
01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,474
and she insists on meeting
with you.
1316
01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,010
Come on.
1317
01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:09,113
* To pick up now
1318
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:11,615
* Something inside is broken
1319
01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:14,484
* Don't leave a love
not spoken *
1320
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:17,387
* No-no, no-no, no-no
1321
01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:19,890
* Hear what I say
1322
01:04:19,924 --> 01:04:23,093
You said, like, 20 times ago
this is the last time.
1323
01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,464
I'm not taking it anymore.
1324
01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:29,366
I mean, how bad do you want
to humiliate me?
1325
01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:32,536
I am not garbage.
1326
01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:35,139
Well, now, that's debatable.
1327
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:36,473
We're leaving.
1328
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:37,908
I'm through.
1329
01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:42,179
What the fuck you say?
1330
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,082
"We're leaving"?
1331
01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:48,418
Who the fuck's we?
1332
01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:51,922
Kenna and me, we're leaving--
Uh-uh, big shot.
Uh-uh.
1333
01:04:51,956 --> 01:04:53,991
This is how it works.
1334
01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:56,093
You want to leave?
1335
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,294
Leave.
1336
01:04:57,327 --> 01:05:00,931
I'll give you, say...
1337
01:05:00,965 --> 01:05:03,667
five grand to get you
started...
1338
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,535
but you ain't taking
the kid.
1339
01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,104
You're not taking my child.
1340
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:08,572
Fine, genius. Fine.
1341
01:05:08,605 --> 01:05:10,941
You want the kid,
take her.
1342
01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:12,409
I'll give you nothing,
1343
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:15,479
no papers, no marriage.
1344
01:05:15,512 --> 01:05:18,448
Hell, I don't gotta
give you a dime.
1345
01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:19,616
I don't have anybody.
1346
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,418
Why are you doing this to me?
1347
01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:23,487
Why are you doing this?
1348
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,989
Here...
1349
01:05:25,022 --> 01:05:27,557
take the five grand...
1350
01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:29,559
and hit the fucking road.
1351
01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:35,465
Here's your check.
1352
01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:38,102
Oh, Kenna,
I'm so glad you came.
1353
01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:39,703
No, I just came here
to give you this.
1354
01:05:39,736 --> 01:05:41,038
I don't need your money.
1355
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,639
No, that's for you.
No, I don't want it.
1356
01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:44,541
Please, I was sincere.
1357
01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,076
Please, just take it.
1358
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:49,613
Okay, but would you sit
and talk with me for a minute?
1359
01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:51,448
Look, I don't want
to get angry.
1360
01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:53,283
I just want to get
out of here, okay?
1361
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:55,352
Can I at least
buy you a drink?
1362
01:05:58,255 --> 01:05:59,756
All right, but at the bar.
1363
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:01,591
Okay.
1364
01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:11,335
How you doing?
Can I have a blue margarita,
please?
1365
01:06:11,368 --> 01:06:13,170
I'm fine, thanks.
1366
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:24,048
So of all the nights,
why did you pick this one?
1367
01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:29,553
This is not the way
that I had planned it.
1368
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:31,721
Yeah, I know.
1369
01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,091
It was a coincidence
you just happened to show up
1370
01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:34,924
at my opening, right?
1371
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:38,262
No, actually,
I was already in Tampa.
1372
01:06:38,295 --> 01:06:39,496
I knew that you lived here.
1373
01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:43,333
I just had to talk to you,
1374
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:44,434
and when I called your roommate
1375
01:06:44,468 --> 01:06:47,104
and she asked me if I was
calling about your opening--
1376
01:06:47,137 --> 01:06:49,606
Okay, did you have any idea
1377
01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,475
how important
this evening is for me?
1378
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:55,479
When I realized
that you were--
1379
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,047
that you were my mother--
1380
01:06:57,081 --> 01:06:58,648
I apologize, Kenna.
1381
01:06:58,682 --> 01:07:01,451
It was wrong.
1382
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,687
I just had to see you.
1383
01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:07,557
Hmm. Well, you see me.
1384
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,560
You have every right
to be angry.
1385
01:07:10,594 --> 01:07:12,396
Oh, I can be angry, huh?
1386
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:14,164
You know what?
Don't patronize me.
1387
01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:16,166
Look, if you just calm down.
1388
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,235
Don't tell me
what to do either.
1389
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:21,671
Kenna, some day
you may find out
1390
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,607
that not everything
is so black and white.
1391
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,077
You know what?
Spare me the motherly
dime-store philosophy, okay?
1392
01:07:27,111 --> 01:07:30,147
What is this here?
What do you want from me?
1393
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,282
You want me to give you
a hug and a kiss
and say thank you,
1394
01:07:32,316 --> 01:07:33,550
and we can be mother
and daughter
1395
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,452
and be really happy?
1396
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,757
Why did--
1397
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,759
What kind of mother
leaves their daughter?
1398
01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:47,697
A very young,
very confused one.
1399
01:07:49,866 --> 01:07:51,701
Okay, 'cause now
I'm confused.
1400
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:58,408
What is it that
you're looking for here?
1401
01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:01,245
What do you want?
1402
01:08:01,278 --> 01:08:04,481
I don't know.
I was hoping that--
1403
01:08:04,514 --> 01:08:06,283
I thought maybe...
1404
01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:08,418
I appreciate this.
I really do,
1405
01:08:08,452 --> 01:08:11,121
but I should be getting back,
so thank you for the drink.
1406
01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:13,490
I've got to go now, okay?
1407
01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:14,658
Can we talk again?
1408
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,327
I don't know.
Whatever.
1409
01:08:17,361 --> 01:08:19,396
How about I call you?
1410
01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,667
I don't know.
I should be getting back.
1411
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,436
Look, Kenna, before you go,
take this check.
1412
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,239
I can't.
1413
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,242
But I was so serious.
1414
01:08:32,276 --> 01:08:33,677
I love those photographs,
1415
01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:35,712
and I know you could use
this money.
1416
01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:38,282
Frankly,
I really could use that,
1417
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:41,718
but there are
more important things.
1418
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:47,357
Okay, you made your point.
1419
01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:49,726
I'm sorry.
1420
01:08:49,759 --> 01:08:51,728
I really do appreciate
the offer,
1421
01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,698
but I can't accept it,
okay?
1422
01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,200
I should be getting back.
1423
01:08:57,201 --> 01:08:58,668
What about the photos?
1424
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,838
Please keep them.
They're yours.
1425
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:39,943
Yeah, that guy right there
is in that picture.
1426
01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:41,811
Hey, superstar,
1427
01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:42,812
how's it going?
1428
01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:44,714
It's all right.
All right?
1429
01:09:44,748 --> 01:09:47,251
You're blowing everybody away.
It's awesome.
1430
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:48,452
That's really sweet, Jeff,
1431
01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:50,720
especially coming from you.
1432
01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:52,789
What's that supposed to mean?
1433
01:09:52,822 --> 01:09:55,892
I don't know.
1434
01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:58,295
Are you ever satisfied,
Kenna?
1435
01:09:58,328 --> 01:09:59,763
Not now, okay?
1436
01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,733
Hey, do you want to--
1437
01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:05,569
do you want to come
over to the station
tomorrow afternoon?
1438
01:10:05,602 --> 01:10:06,603
Maybe we can hang out,
huh?
1439
01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:07,737
I can't.
1440
01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,939
Oh, you have plans?
Is that it?
1441
01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:12,276
Yeah, never mind.
No problem.
1442
01:10:13,677 --> 01:10:15,379
I'm going to go grab
a drink, okay?
1443
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:17,514
I'll see you in a bit.
1444
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:31,761
Hey.
How's it going, Jeff?
1445
01:10:31,795 --> 01:10:34,798
Hey, you don't mind giving me
a vodka tonic, do you?
1446
01:10:34,831 --> 01:10:36,900
Some lime?
I'm just kidding you.
1447
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:38,935
No, I get it.
I'm a bartender.
1448
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:40,904
That's really funny.
1449
01:10:40,937 --> 01:10:42,238
That's really clever, man.
1450
01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:57,821
Good afternoon.
WMNF.
1451
01:10:57,854 --> 01:10:59,756
Hey, Jeff?
1452
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,758
Yeah, this is Jeff.
1453
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,561
In order to be a DJ over there,
is it a requirement
1454
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:08,532
that you have to be
a total moron?
1455
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,833
No, no, not totally.
1456
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:11,768
Just have to sound like one.
1457
01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:13,770
Well, it sure sounds like
you've got your head up your--
1458
01:11:13,803 --> 01:11:15,505
MNF.
1459
01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:16,740
John Lee Hooker
1460
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,675
with his first hit
1461
01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,810
from Modern Records,
"Boogie Chillen'".
1462
01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:22,812
Well, folks,
I don't mean to disparage--
1463
01:11:22,846 --> 01:11:23,813
What's the problem?
1464
01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:25,749
There's no problem.
1465
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:29,719
Oh, shit.
1466
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:31,955
I can't do it, Kenna.
1467
01:11:31,988 --> 01:11:33,790
Yeah, I kind of noticed.
1468
01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,025
No, I could do it.
It's not it that
I'm referring to.
1469
01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:38,495
It's this.
Well, folks,
I don't mean--
1470
01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:40,830
This fucked-up situation
you got me in.
1471
01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:45,335
Being with you while listening
to this asshole DJ of yours.
1472
01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:46,703
I'm your host Jeff McClain,
1473
01:11:46,736 --> 01:11:47,937
and I'd like to thank
1474
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:49,973
the more than
10,000 listener sponsors
1475
01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:51,040
in Tampa Bay area
1476
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,876
It's not cure anymore, Kenna.
1477
01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:54,511
Can't you see
what's going on here, huh?
1478
01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:55,879
I mean, fun and games
are fun and games.
1479
01:11:55,912 --> 01:11:57,814
That's great and everything,
but I'm 32.
1480
01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,983
I'm not a fucking kid
anymore.
Are you done yelling?
1481
01:12:00,016 --> 01:12:01,985
I hope you're done yelling
because I'm done listening.
1482
01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:04,020
No. No, you haven't.
Actually, you're going
to listen to someone for once.
1483
01:12:04,053 --> 01:12:05,989
You need to get over yourself,
Kenna.
1484
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:08,425
And I know this is going to
strike the fear of God in you,
1485
01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:10,026
but I am completely crazy
about you,
1486
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,128
and I don't want to share you
with some two-bit bartender.
1487
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,498
Right, first of all,
don't ever tell me
1488
01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:15,865
what I want
and what I need, okay?
1489
01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:18,134
I've been nothing
but crystal clear with you
1490
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,604
about the situation
from the beginning.
1491
01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:22,539
Oh, the situation.
That's right.
1492
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,808
I'm so fucking tired
of the situation, Kenna.
1493
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,543
Fuck you, fuck your situation,
1494
01:12:26,576 --> 01:12:29,813
and fuck this two-bit
philosophy-king bartender.
1495
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,381
Okay, Martin,
if you want to blast me
1496
01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:32,916
because that makes you
feel better, go right ahead,
1497
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,618
but just leave Jeff
out of this, okay?
1498
01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,052
You know nothing about him.
1499
01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,654
You know what?
Fuck, I do know
something about him.
1500
01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,755
He's a loser.
1501
01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:39,923
Loser.
1502
01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,725
Did you know that he has
a law degree from Georgetown?
1503
01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:45,161
What?
1504
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:48,565
Okay, so he's
an overqualified bartender.
Big shit.
1505
01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:50,133
Maybe he has principles.
1506
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:51,668
Principles?
He doesn't have principles.
1507
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:52,669
He just couldn't cut it.
1508
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:54,504
Bye.
1509
01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:12,622
We're getting slammed tonight.
1510
01:13:12,656 --> 01:13:14,424
Thank God.
I could sure use the scratch.
1511
01:13:19,095 --> 01:13:20,930
Great.
1512
01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:22,866
What?
T.G.I. Friday's
closed tonight?
1513
01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,170
That's enough, Jeff.
1514
01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:32,942
Before you jump all over me,
1515
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:34,010
let me just start by saying
1516
01:13:34,043 --> 01:13:35,612
that I apologize
for coming here.
1517
01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:38,081
I know you have your rules.
1518
01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:40,617
I just wanted to tell you
that I'm really sorry
1519
01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:42,118
about this afternoon.
1520
01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:44,187
Thanks. I'm sorry as well.
1521
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:49,092
So do you have a minute?
Can we talk?
1522
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,093
Martin, I'm working.
1523
01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:53,196
I know, but, Kenna,
we need to--
1524
01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:55,532
I think we need to talk.
I mean, I'm--
1525
01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:57,834
Look, I'm not proud
to be here as it is.
1526
01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:59,969
Could you just give me
a few minutes, please?
Jesus.
1527
01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:02,839
Follow me.
Come on.
1528
01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:10,980
What's up?
1529
01:14:15,018 --> 01:14:19,255
Well, pretty much showed
my hand and my ass
1530
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:20,790
earlier this afternoon,
1531
01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:21,891
so I won't rehash that,
1532
01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:24,227
but I did mean what I said
about--
1533
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:28,031
Kenna, I'm nuts about you,
1534
01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:29,733
and I just want to make
this thing work between us.
1535
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:30,867
That's all.
Martin--
1536
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,101
No, just let me finish.
Hang on a second.
1537
01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:34,771
I make a good living,
I've got all my teeth,
1538
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,740
and today, notwithstanding,
1539
01:14:36,773 --> 01:14:38,542
I think I'm pretty good
in the sack.
1540
01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,877
And I'm sure this guy Jeff,
I'm sure he's a great guy,
1541
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:43,012
but, please, we've all
got to grow up some day,
1542
01:14:43,046 --> 01:14:44,848
and I know if you give
this thing a real shot,
1543
01:14:44,881 --> 01:14:46,683
I'm sure-- I'm positive
1544
01:14:46,716 --> 01:14:48,084
that you will never look back.
1545
01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,821
You don't have to sell
yourself to me,
1546
01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:54,190
okay, Martin?
1547
01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:57,160
Listen to me.
You have all the qualities
a woman would kill for.
1548
01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,595
Can you listen to me now?
1549
01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:00,063
Martin, I told you
from the beginning.
1550
01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:02,566
I'm not into this whole
big-deal thing, okay?
1551
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:05,902
But if I was, I wouldn't have
to look any further than you.
1552
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:08,772
Hmm.
1553
01:15:08,805 --> 01:15:11,908
It's just right now I have
to focus on other things, okay?
1554
01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:13,076
And it may sound selfish to you,
1555
01:15:13,109 --> 01:15:14,210
and it may not be
what you want to hear,
1556
01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,580
but if you want to hang out
casually, that's fine--
1557
01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,715
Hang-- Hang out.
1558
01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:20,584
Kenna, that is priceless.
"Hang out casually."
1559
01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,052
No, no, hey, casual's cool.
It's cool, yeah.
1560
01:15:23,086 --> 01:15:25,922
I mean, I stated my case.
You stated your case.
1561
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,191
Yeah, I can hang out casually.
1562
01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:29,659
Let's hang out and have
some casual sex.
1563
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:30,760
No, come on.
Martin, come on.
1564
01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:31,895
Please, no, come on.
I like casual.
1565
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,096
We can have some casual sex.
1566
01:15:33,129 --> 01:15:34,230
I don't think this is
a good idea, okay?
1567
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,799
Kenna, please.
Come on.
1568
01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:43,106
Hey, Marvin. Hey!
1569
01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:45,742
What, has all the bars
at Pleasure Island closed,
or what? Huh?
1570
01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:47,343
Fuck off, bar boy.
1571
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:51,047
I just can't be all cool
and slick and perfect
like you are.
1572
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:52,048
Jeff, please shut up.
1573
01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,083
Hey, fuck this guy.
You want a piece of me?
1574
01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,752
You got a problem with me?
You want a piece of me?
1575
01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:12,301
* Far side of the tracks
1576
01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:15,138
* He's gonna make
a million dollars *
1577
01:16:15,171 --> 01:16:17,741
* As a matter of fact
1578
01:16:17,774 --> 01:16:20,977
* So we're just
all from Hollywood *
1579
01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,046
* With all the hair
on the bass guitar *
1580
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:28,652
These the assholes who cold
cocked Nick Cosper?
1581
01:16:28,685 --> 01:16:30,253
These are the ones.
1582
01:16:30,286 --> 01:16:31,755
They look pretty good,
1583
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,289
considering they hit
an officer of the law.
1584
01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:36,225
Officer Cosper must've been
in a very forgiving mood.
1585
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:41,030
Sir, clearly
any battery of the officer
was unintentional.
1586
01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:46,235
Now, who is
this F. Lee Bailey clown?
1587
01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:49,272
Do me a favor.
Send him my way.
1588
01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:50,740
I've got a little treat
for these two.
1589
01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:58,748
Take them off, boys.
1590
01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:01,250
Uh, I'm sorry.
Take them off?
1591
01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:03,286
Your clothes, dickhead.
1592
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:06,222
Come on, strip down,
drawers and all.
Let's go.
1593
01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:08,792
You've got to be kidding me.
1594
01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:11,728
Sir, this is a violation
of our rights.
1595
01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:13,196
I want to talk to my lawyer.
1596
01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:15,231
You can see your lawyer
1597
01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,366
after you're deloused.
1598
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,268
Officer Draper,
1599
01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:22,038
would you care to give
our little civil libertarian
here some assistance?
1600
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:06,883
So you call your father
to bail you out yet?
1601
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,085
My father?
1602
01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:11,387
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
you can stop posing.
1603
01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,222
I'm well aware that you come
from money.
1604
01:18:13,256 --> 01:18:16,125
Yeah, whatever, man.
I'm waiting on Kenna.
1605
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,262
She's going to bail you out?
You called her?
1606
01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:21,197
No, I didn't call her.
1607
01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:23,099
I know she's going
to get me out.
1608
01:18:26,069 --> 01:18:28,137
She might, she might...
1609
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:29,773
after she bails me out first.
1610
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,442
Dream on, Marvin.
1611
01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:35,078
When are you going
to wake up, man?
1612
01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:36,312
Marvin--
I like that.
1613
01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:38,247
Marvin. That's funny.
1614
01:18:38,281 --> 01:18:41,150
We'll see, Mr. Smug.
We'll see.
1615
01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:44,353
Thanks for listening
this morning.
1616
01:18:44,387 --> 01:18:46,489
This is DJ Dan
sitting in for Jeff,
1617
01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:50,526
who is incarcerated--
I mean, incapacitated.
1618
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:54,097
I'll be your host
for this afternoon's
rhythm and blues cruise.
1619
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:56,199
Hope you stay tuned.
1620
01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,300
The request lines are open,
1621
01:18:57,333 --> 01:19:00,937
so give me a call at 555-WMNF.
1622
01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,438
Dropping the needle
on real vinyl
1623
01:19:02,471 --> 01:19:04,073
and spinning the blues.
1624
01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,083
Can you meet me somewhere?
1625
01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:30,299
That's 250 for Jeff McClain,
1626
01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:32,335
250 for Martin Lopez.
1627
01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:36,940
All right, so the cops came
1628
01:19:36,973 --> 01:19:38,541
and hauled them both
off to jail.
1629
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:42,478
I don't know what happened.
1630
01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:44,113
I just freaked out.
1631
01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:48,017
Fuck. Then I left.
1632
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:50,887
God, I can be such
a miserable bitch sometimes.
1633
01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:57,393
Anyway, I went home
with some strange, little DJ.
1634
01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:04,200
Okay, you can close
your mouth now.
1635
01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:06,502
I'm sorry.
1636
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:07,937
That is, uh--
1637
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,039
That's one hell of a story.
1638
01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:13,209
I thought I could
screw things up.
1639
01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:15,478
I am so sorry.
1640
01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:16,312
Don't apologize.
1641
01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:19,448
No, I have no right.
1642
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,551
Mom, please,
no more apologies.
1643
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:25,855
Anyway...
1644
01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:30,593
I can't seem to stop sabotaging
1645
01:20:30,626 --> 01:20:33,829
anything positive in my life,
you know?
1646
01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:36,933
Do you think I'm hopeless?
1647
01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:40,503
You're asking me?
1648
01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:45,875
Who else am I going to ask?
Hmm?
1649
01:20:45,909 --> 01:20:47,843
I've burned everyone else out.
1650
01:20:49,145 --> 01:20:53,649
Well, I could certainly talk
from experience.
1651
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:54,951
Okay, wait a second.
1652
01:20:54,984 --> 01:20:56,352
I'm the queen
of fuckups here.
1653
01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,323
Well, listen, if you're
the queen of fuckups,
1654
01:21:00,356 --> 01:21:03,159
then that makes me
the queen mom,
1655
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,228
and God knows your dad
was the king.
1656
01:21:06,662 --> 01:21:09,498
You poor kid, you got
the double whammy, huh?
1657
01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,336
It's no wonder
you're such a fuckup.
1658
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,428
So what do you know about
that gene therapy stuff?
1659
01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:42,231
Well, I guess it's true
what they say--
1660
01:21:42,265 --> 01:21:43,499
you reap what you sow,
1661
01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:46,169
so I reaped a ton of shit.
1662
01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:48,337
See, the way I was raised,
1663
01:21:48,371 --> 01:21:51,107
you're taught to stay
three moves ahead of the mark.
1664
01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:52,508
That way when there's
a blowdown,
1665
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:55,411
you've already sloughed up
and blown town.
1666
01:21:55,444 --> 01:21:58,414
It's solid logic I've tried
valiantly to live by,
1667
01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:01,150
only this isn't
the amusement business.
1668
01:22:01,184 --> 01:22:04,353
Trust me,
this shit just don't fly
in the civilian world.
1669
01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,422
When the stakes are high,
people play to win.
1670
01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:08,224
When they want to win
bad enough,
1671
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:09,692
they get desperate.
1672
01:22:09,725 --> 01:22:14,163
I set up the game
so I handle the heat
the only way I know how,
1673
01:22:14,197 --> 01:22:17,700
which is, well, Christ,
you know the story.
1674
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:20,603
Anyway, things actually
played out okay.
1675
01:22:20,636 --> 01:22:23,406
Jeff ended up going
into civil rights law,
1676
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:24,740
something admirable,
1677
01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,609
so that helps mitigate
1678
01:22:26,642 --> 01:22:29,545
his distaste
for the profession.
1679
01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,447
He's still spouting opinions
1680
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,581
and spinning soul,
1681
01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,550
and that's a good thing.
1682
01:22:35,684 --> 01:22:37,553
As for Martin,
1683
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:40,023
let's just say
his involvement with me
1684
01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:41,490
made him a staunch advocate
1685
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:44,393
of conventional relationships.
1686
01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,429
I'm very happy for him.
1687
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,066
Let's face it.
1688
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:51,734
We live in
a lightning-fast world
1689
01:22:51,767 --> 01:22:53,602
with a flexible rule book,
1690
01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:56,072
and everybody's
just flailing away blindly,
1691
01:22:56,105 --> 01:22:58,441
so I'll save you the speeches
1692
01:22:58,474 --> 01:22:59,608
and the second-rate
symbolism.
1693
01:23:03,179 --> 01:23:06,149
Sorry, couldn't resist.
1694
01:23:06,182 --> 01:23:08,417
And I'll just say this--
1695
01:23:08,451 --> 01:23:10,019
life is like a midway.
1696
01:23:10,053 --> 01:23:11,654
It could scare you
or it could seduce you.
1697
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,223
It can elate you
or take everything you have.
1698
01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,225
But one thing is for sure--
1699
01:23:16,259 --> 01:23:17,693
If you don't play,
1700
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:20,363
you'll never take home
the big prize.
1701
01:23:25,234 --> 01:23:27,670
* Come on, let's go
1702
01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:31,774
* Come on, let's go
1703
01:23:33,142 --> 01:23:35,611
* Come on, let's go
1704
01:23:36,612 --> 01:23:40,049
* We're waiting for the show
1705
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:43,719
* In the meantime
1706
01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:47,590
* We'll drink sunshine
1707
01:23:47,623 --> 01:23:51,694
* In the meantime
1708
01:23:51,727 --> 01:23:55,698
* We'll drink sunshine
1709
01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:39,375
* Since the last time
we spoke *
1710
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:42,711
* And the first time
we last touched *
1711
01:24:42,745 --> 01:24:46,749
* I've been dreaming of you
1712
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,857
* When the sun goes down
1713
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:58,527
* And the moon shines
overhead *
1714
01:24:58,561 --> 01:25:02,765
* I go dreaming for you
1715
01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:12,308
* You're in my head
1716
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:15,411
* I'm not over you
1717
01:25:16,412 --> 01:25:19,848
* Cherry pick, my love
1718
01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:23,386
* I've grown them
just for you *
1719
01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:26,922
* It'll be any time now
1720
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:30,893
* We're both waiting here
anyhow *
1721
01:25:30,926 --> 01:25:34,897
* It'll be any time now
1722
01:25:34,930 --> 01:25:38,867
* It'll be any time now
1723
01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:41,537
* Come on, let's go
1724
01:25:42,838 --> 01:25:45,841
* Come on, let's go
1725
01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:49,478
* Come on, let's go
1726
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:54,417
* We're waiting for the show
1727
01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:57,786
* In the meantime
1728
01:25:57,820 --> 01:26:01,657
* We'll drink sunshine
1729
01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:05,561
* In the meantime
1730
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:09,565
* We'll drink sunshine
1731
01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:22,578
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