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ASTRID: Previously on Astrid and
Lilly Save the World [SCREAM]
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Welcome to detention, delinquents.
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Maybe we can sneak into
the stacks when we get back.
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That feels a little public.
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ASTRID: I don't care
that you have other friends,
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- it's just Candace?
- You don't know her.
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I never thought you were
a cheater and a liar.
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I don't have to tell you everything.
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You don't tell me anything. Screw this.
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Lilly and I are kind of monster hunters.
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Candace and Lilly are frickin' dating.
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So, this was some big joke to you?
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The Guardian is real
and he's here, in town.
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- Cool.
- Whatever.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [SCHOOL BELL]
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♪ MALE SINGER:
Just another grey Monday ♪
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♪ Like every one that came before ♪
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♪ Maybe today will be different ♪
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♪ So I drink a little more ♪
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[SIGH]
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Lilly!
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No, damn it. Astrid, wait!
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Lilly, I, um...
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[SIGH]
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Can we talk somewhere else?
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Whoa, so creepy.
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Okay, what do you want?
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What are you doing?
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I... I thought we'd kiss and make up?
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And then... make out?
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It always worked on Tate...
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Seriously?
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You think that's why I liked you?
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[TENDER MUSIC]
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Liked?
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Like... Like past tense?
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Not exactly.
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Well, I don't know what to do!
You won't answer my texts.
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Well, maybe that
should have been a hint!
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When I thought you just
weren't ready to tell people
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that you liked girls,
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it was fine.
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Okay, your mom's crazy,
kids are assholes,
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I get it.
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But just not wanting
to tell people you like me?
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Hard pass.
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- I'm just not big on PDA.
- Oh, but it was okay
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when you were with Tate?
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That was different!
I didn't like acting like that,
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people just expected it.
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Well, I expected the person that I liked
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to actually act like they liked me back!
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But I guess that was just
too much to ask.
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I'm not always my biggest fan,
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but even I know
I deserve better than that.
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Lilly, wait...
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Um, hello...
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We need Juliet in rehearsal.
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And don't forget the boomerang!
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Duty calls.
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At least it's nice to worry about
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normal high school crap for once.
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[CREEPY MUSIC]
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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♪ MALE SINGER: Hold my hand while ♪
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♪ I perform for you ♪
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Damn it.
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[SIGHS]
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♪ A comedy I call ♪
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♪ Living as we do ♪
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[EDGY MUSIC]
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Um, bye.
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Yes?
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Look, I'm still mad pissed at you.
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Candace is a biznatch who
makes our lives hell for sport.
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Plus her mom and her minions are clearly
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plotting some evil shit
with that Guardian dude.
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So, unless you're here to apologize
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for making out with the enemy,
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I am not here for it.
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Why are you looking at me weird?
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Are you sorry or not?
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Yes.
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Really?
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You're really sorry for swapping spit
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with the biggest bitch in Coppers Cove,
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for buddying up with
the chodebag whose minions
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literally kidnapped me,
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and for almost blowing our entire
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monster-hunting operation?
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Yes.
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Really sorry.
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- [THUD]
- Ah! Hey!
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Watch it, loser.
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Ah, go to hell, Jordan.
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Hey!
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Go to hell, Jordan!
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Oh, thank God.
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I missed you, partner!
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Missed you, partner.
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Oh, tell me about it!
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And, hey,
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you know this has nothing to do
with you liking girls, right?
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Just sucked seeing you with that harpy.
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I know.
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Okay, good.
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Don't worry, Lilly,
we'll find you a girlfriend
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that is the whole package:
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smart, funny,
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and with basic human decency.
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Oh!
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And we can double date!
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Woo-yeah!
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Uh, speaking of...
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Um, I haven't heard
from Sparrow since detention.
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I'm getting kinda worried.
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Do you think I messed things up?
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BOTH: Yes.
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Oh, I am so glad we are
on the same page today.
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Hm.
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[BUTTONS CLICKING]
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Attention! Attention!
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I have made
an important creative decision.
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The ending of Romeo & Juliet Down Unda?
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Too depressing.
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So,
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I rewrote it. They're not gonna die.
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They're gonna have
a big fat Australian wedding
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and live happily ever after.
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And you all need to learn
the new scene by tonight.
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You can learn it on your own, right?
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Highly unlikely.
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The average human being
memorizes words at a rate of...
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five words per minute.
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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Oh, well...
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As the volunteer understudy for Juliet
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and recent graduate
of Thespis Nequissimus Academy
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for the Performing Arts,
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I would be happy to fill in for Candace.
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I hath forgot why I did call thee back.
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And let me stand here
'til thoust remember it...
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And still I'll stay,
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and wait to have thee still forget,
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forgetting any home
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but this.
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Wow.
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Mom, I'm at school. What's up?
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Sweetie, we need to talk.
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You have been acting
very distant lately.
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Getting detention,
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missing youth group.
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[SIGH]
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And I know why.
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[TENSE SCORE]
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You do?
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It's because I slept with Tate's dad.
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What?!
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Don't worry, honey, okay!
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It was a one-time thing,
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it is over,
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we are not gonna force you
to become stepsiblings...
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Gross.
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Uh, but that's not the problem.
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Tate and I broke up a while ago.
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Oh, that's what's been bothering you?
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Oh, we can fix that.
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I can totally talk to Tate's dad again.
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No! No, um...
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That's not what's bugging me.
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I just...
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You know, it's fine, I just have some...
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stuff going on.
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Well, honey, we can talk
about all of that tonight
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at youth group.
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Mom, it's...
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It's opening night for the play.
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Are you not coming?
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Candace, I never wanted you involved
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in that tasteless play to begin with.
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Mom, it's Shakespeare!
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Sort of.
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You know what, just forget it, okay?
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[HANGUP BEEP] [SIGHS]
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[EDGY MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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GUARDIAN: Well,
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have you shed your earthly regrets?
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You must be unburdened
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when you take over your own dimension.
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Almost,
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partner.
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Just one more call?
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Excellent.
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For tonight's ceremony, O Great One.
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No, no. These won't do at all.
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Bring me something
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with more...
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life.
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[CELL PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING]
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Hello, Helen?
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Uh...
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It is time I told you
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what really happened to my husband.
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[SCHOOL BELL]
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[KNOCKING]
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Astrid?
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Oh, thank God, I missed you so...
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[SIGH]
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Hey, where's my phone?
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Fuuu...
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- Who are you?
- Who are you?
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- I'm Lilly.
- I'm Lilly.
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Hey, stop repeating
everything I'm saying!
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Stop repeating everything I'm saying.
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Shut up!
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Oh, this is bad.
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No, this is insane.
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But it's also really bad.
I gotta go get Astrid...
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Gotta go get Astrid.
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Hey, you don't get to say that!
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She's my bestie!
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Even though we're not talking
right now, she's still my b...
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Seriously?!
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Is someone talking to me?
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Oh, for the love of...
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Crap...
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- Brutus? Brutus!
- Oh, hey, Lilly!
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What brings you back here so soon?
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Oh, shit, did that thing
beat me here already?
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How is that even possible?
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What thing?
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You were just here, remember?
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I was telling you about the new monster
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that came through the portal,
and then Astrid called it
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a-a doppelgoober and I was like,
oh, my God, that's such a crazy word!
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No, no, Brutus, that was the monster!
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I'm the real Lilly.
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Oh...
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Well, that's no good.
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I can't believe Astrid didn't
realize it wasn't really me...
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Hey, aren't you going to check
if I'm the real Lilly?
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Uh, yeah.
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Um?
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How do I know you're the real Lilly?
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Your new favorite store
at the mall is Katy's Boutique,
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but you chickened out of
getting your ears pierced
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because you said it looked like
it'd make you say "owie."
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Oh, hey, real Lilly!
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But, no, the monster, Brutus!
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Huh? Oh, right, yes, uh, the monster.
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Because you weren't here
earlier. I mean, you were,
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but you were just...
You were just... you weren't
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you, so, um...
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Oh! Here it is.
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The Castorlux...
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is a parasite monster that appears as a
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blank body.
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Once it touches you,
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it takes your voice and your appearance
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and then it buddies up
with your fam and friends
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so they don't miss you
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when it eats you!
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What about our powers?
How come my leg didn't go off,
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or-or Astrid's super nose?
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That's a great question.
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See, the Castorlux
is a master of disguises.
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It can sneak past even
inter-dimensional superpowers.
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It's pretty amazing.
271
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:25,914
What's the point of
even having these powers
272
00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:28,409
if they only work
on some of the monsters?
273
00:11:28,442 --> 00:11:30,179
Uh, well, it doesn't say.
274
00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:32,484
But it does say that you need
its doppelkopfel...
275
00:11:32,518 --> 00:11:34,697
its head, for the Orb.
276
00:11:34,822 --> 00:11:37,795
Which is also one of the last
monster parts we need.
277
00:11:37,828 --> 00:11:39,298
[SUCKS TEETH]
278
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,907
So, my crush broke my heart,
my best friend hates me,
279
00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,880
and now there's a monster
who looks exactly like me
280
00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,449
running around trying to kill me?
281
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,153
Awesome.
282
00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,825
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
283
00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:54,328
whoa, whoa.
284
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,334
Your crush broke your heart?
285
00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:58,937
Yo, fill a Bro-tus in.
286
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:00,440
- [SIGHS]
- No time.
287
00:12:00,473 --> 00:12:02,177
We gotta find this thing.
288
00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:03,780
Right.
289
00:12:03,814 --> 00:12:06,786
Well, I do wanna circle back
to this whole crush thing.
290
00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,491
You know what? How about, uh...
291
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,228
[CLEARS THROAT]
292
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:12,798
How about I go with you?
293
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,090
Oh. Oh! You?
294
00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:16,723
- Yeah.
- In the field?
295
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:19,311
Aren't you more like a
"booksmart" monster guide.
296
00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:21,457
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
297
00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:23,185
But, uh, how about we, uh...
298
00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:25,189
spice things up?
299
00:12:25,223 --> 00:12:26,793
- Huh?
- Mm.
300
00:12:28,396 --> 00:12:30,400
I mean, Giles would go with Buffy
301
00:12:30,433 --> 00:12:32,337
in the field all the time, right?
302
00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:34,542
I mean, I-I...
303
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,211
I could use the help...
304
00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:41,221
And, I mean, you do seem pretty pumped.
305
00:12:41,255 --> 00:12:42,825
Mmm...
306
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,361
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go.
307
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:46,498
Aw, yes, that's what I'm talking about!
308
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,804
Let's do a whack job on fake Lilly!
309
00:12:48,837 --> 00:12:50,373
Hard!
310
00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:51,843
Oh, no!
311
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,245
God, what is it?
312
00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:55,283
I gave one of the
friendship necklaces I made
313
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,820
to fake Lilly!
314
00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,941
Okay, Brutus...
315
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:02,565
um, maybe a little less concern
about the friendship necklace,
316
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,368
and a little more concern about the fact
317
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:05,926
that it's trying to chop my head off?
318
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,793
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
going to chop your head off.
319
00:13:08,818 --> 00:13:10,246
Well, Astrid might.
320
00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:14,429
No, it wants to absorb you into its body
321
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:17,561
so that it can replace you
in this universe
322
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:19,264
uh, forever.
323
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,868
- If that helps.
- It does not.
324
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:21,970
Okay.
325
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:23,507
No-no-no, no!
326
00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:25,762
The koala is the ringbearer,
327
00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:27,247
the kangaroo is the officiant!
328
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,517
Obviously!
329
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:30,888
What is so hard to understand here?
330
00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:32,390
Everything.
331
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:33,960
Literally...
332
00:13:34,725 --> 00:13:36,195
everything.
333
00:13:36,432 --> 00:13:39,338
Kangaroos cannot officiate weddings,
334
00:13:39,371 --> 00:13:43,045
Romeo can't survive drinking
pure funnel-web spider venom,
335
00:13:43,079 --> 00:13:45,884
and Black swans are only indigenous
336
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:48,289
to the most specific regions
337
00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,450
of Australia.
338
00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:52,712
Ca-Candace, are you even
paying attention to this?
339
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,602
Yeah, yeah, let's...
340
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,038
I'm fine.
341
00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,481
She seems underprepared.
342
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:59,912
You know, I am more than happy
to fill in for Candace.
343
00:13:59,946 --> 00:14:01,448
No, I'm fine.
344
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,119
Let's do the scene.
345
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:06,471
I don't think Shakespeare
would appreciate
346
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:08,066
what you're all putting me through.
347
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,299
I need a latte.
348
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,603
Everybody, take ten!
349
00:14:11,636 --> 00:14:13,305
Okay, that's ten minutes.
350
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,043
Ah, Candace!
351
00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,478
Where are you going?
352
00:14:16,513 --> 00:14:18,838
We can rehearse without Michelle!
353
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,457
Put me in maestro because
I am totally off book!
354
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:25,329
Oh, I appreciate your professionalism
355
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:26,633
and dedication.
356
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,469
Thank you. [LAUGHS]
357
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:30,039
I uh...
358
00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:32,077
I really like rehearsing with you.
359
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,880
You're a really good actor, so...
360
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,920
Thanks. You're, um...
361
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,924
Uh, crocodile movements are
362
00:14:39,391 --> 00:14:40,961
extremely authentic.
363
00:14:41,529 --> 00:14:43,065
[LAUGHS]
364
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,470
Thanks. [GIGGLES]
365
00:14:47,107 --> 00:14:48,577
So, where were we?
366
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,081
I think it was the kissing scene.
367
00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,212
[SIGH]
368
00:14:54,237 --> 00:14:55,389
Hello.
369
00:14:55,423 --> 00:14:56,960
[EDGY MUSIC]
370
00:14:58,395 --> 00:14:59,932
Lilly...
371
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:04,341
You were right, I screwed up, okay?
372
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:06,946
You know it's just, it's so hard
being popular, you know?
373
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,118
Everyone just expects you
to act a certain way, and...
374
00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:10,353
[SIGHS]
375
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,390
Plus, my mom would never understand...
376
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:15,564
People expect you to act a certain way.
377
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:19,137
Obviously we have a lot more
we need to talk about, but um...
378
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:21,609
MICHELLE: Who took
the shrimp off the barbie?!
379
00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,649
I have to deal with that all day.
380
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:27,521
Michelle decided to, um,
change the ending of the play.
381
00:15:28,422 --> 00:15:29,692
On opening night. [SIGHS]
382
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,629
Classic.
383
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,977
Could-could we talk later though?
384
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,409
Yes. Talk later.
385
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,645
Great. Um,
386
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:41,148
'til then, uh...
387
00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,987
Could you come to the play tonight?
388
00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:45,991
Yes.
389
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,697
Thank you.
390
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,667
You're amazing, Lil. For real.
391
00:15:57,615 --> 00:16:01,054
- Is there something up with Lilly?
- No, why?
392
00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,457
Because the average human being
393
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,027
blinks once every four seconds.
394
00:16:04,227 --> 00:16:06,031
She was blinking once every 12.
395
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,039
You really are a details
kinda guy, aren't you, Eggs?
396
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:12,143
I was named after Egon Spengler,
397
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:13,680
PhD.
398
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:16,586
MICHELLE: Why aren't
Romeo and Juliet down under?!
399
00:16:16,619 --> 00:16:18,155
[CANDACE SIGHS]
400
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,692
- After you.
- Hm.
401
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:29,077
Brutus really came through on this one.
402
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:31,604
Total badass.
403
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:34,722
Sparrow?
404
00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:38,095
Hey, Sparrow, what the hell?
405
00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,741
How come you haven't been
answering my texts?
406
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,301
I know you're mad but...
407
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:44,575
Yes?
408
00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:47,027
What... What is this?
409
00:16:47,052 --> 00:16:48,587
This isn't you.
410
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,286
Of course, this is me.
411
00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:52,190
This is who I am.
412
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,729
I have to go now.
413
00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,298
[TENSE MUSIC]
414
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:12,071
Oh, my God, Lilly! Lilly!
415
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:13,833
Are you staring at a wall?
416
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,503
Whatever.
417
00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:17,729
Sparrow is the Castorlux!
418
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,042
Sparrow?
419
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,381
I know it sounds crazy, but it's true!
420
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,587
That's why he's been acting so off.
421
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,455
It's not really him!
422
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,295
Okay,
423
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:31,301
we need to find him before he
hurts the real Sparrow.
424
00:17:31,335 --> 00:17:33,138
Any idea where he may have gone?
425
00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:34,508
Yes.
426
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,311
Oh, God, thank God, Lilly.
427
00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:40,052
Honestly, I have no idea
what I'd do without you.
428
00:17:42,257 --> 00:17:43,593
Step one...
429
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,429
We need a decapitation weapon.
430
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:47,233
I gave my only one
to Astrid and fake Lilly
431
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,538
- but I am resourceful.
- Hm.
432
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:51,275
Grease its neck hinges,
433
00:17:51,308 --> 00:17:53,178
scare it 'til its head pops off.
434
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:54,768
Negative.
435
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,418
Clip it like a toenail?
436
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,289
Oh, never again. [GAGS]
437
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,393
"2008 Mathlete Semi-Finals?"
438
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,297
Might not be sharp enough.
439
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,301
No, no, no, don't touch that!
440
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,637
How about this?
441
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,344
Where did you even get that?
442
00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,150
Never mind, that should do the trick.
443
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:14,329
STEP TWO: take down the monster.
444
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,059
We're looking for a badass
monster hunter who's 5'4''
445
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:19,897
and did not deserve
to get her heart broken.
446
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,887
Thanks. Appreciate that.
447
00:18:21,912 --> 00:18:23,573
Listen, I don't like the idea of Astrid
448
00:18:23,607 --> 00:18:25,409
walking around with that monster either.
449
00:18:25,443 --> 00:18:27,323
So, I'll tell you what:
I'll go back to the warehouse,
450
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,989
see if I can find them and warn Astrid
451
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:30,887
- about fake Lilly.
- Mm-hm.
452
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,258
If you find them,
then you can just show her.
453
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,396
I know Astrid will know
which one is real right away!
454
00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,599
Like you did...
455
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:38,369
Ha, ha, ha, ha, listen:
456
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,406
Be careful.
457
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:42,110
Good luck.
458
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:44,447
We're so close to filling the Orb.
459
00:18:44,481 --> 00:18:46,151
[TENDER MUSIC]
460
00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:49,357
[SIGHS]
461
00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:50,894
You got this...
462
00:18:50,927 --> 00:18:52,430
You got this.
463
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:56,438
Ah! What the shit?!
464
00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:57,641
Oh, it's just you, Tate.
465
00:18:57,675 --> 00:18:59,612
I was actually looking for you.
466
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,415
That's not for me, is it?
467
00:19:01,448 --> 00:19:03,319
What? Oh, this?
468
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,689
No, no.
469
00:19:04,722 --> 00:19:06,592
Wait, why were you looking for me?
470
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,716
Oh, did I do something weird?
471
00:19:08,741 --> 00:19:11,201
Or did someone who really looks
like me do something weird?
472
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,907
What? No. It was about what I did.
473
00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,510
- Oh.
- In detention.
474
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:17,246
It was not cool.
475
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,518
In fact it was pretty shitty.
476
00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:21,254
Yeah, it was.
477
00:19:21,288 --> 00:19:22,591
Look, Candace...
478
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,229
she hurt me.
479
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,435
And I guess I just
wanted to hurt her back.
480
00:19:29,204 --> 00:19:31,341
But I should not have done it, and
481
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,513
I shouldn't have
pulled you into it, either.
482
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,216
No, you shouldn't have.
483
00:19:35,684 --> 00:19:37,721
Any way I can make it up to you?
484
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,196
Actually... [KNIFE SCRAPES]
485
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,566
Yes.
486
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,302
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
487
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:50,279
Hello?
488
00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:52,183
Sparrow?
489
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:55,557
Lilly, are you sure
you saw him come in here?
490
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,260
Yes.
491
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,270
[GASPS]
492
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,579
Uh, stupid play crap.
493
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,687
[SIGH]
494
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,658
Well, it looks like he's gone now.
495
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,481
Hey, Lils,
496
00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:27,621
I know I've been
kinda distracted with Sparrow,
497
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:30,737
but don't think I haven't noticed
498
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,631
how off you've been today.
499
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,637
Candace really hurt you, huh?
500
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,373
Yes.
501
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,210
Really hurt me.
502
00:20:39,444 --> 00:20:40,747
Oh, I'm sorry, Lils.
503
00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,524
We'll get you feeling
like yourself again soon.
504
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,362
You deserve so much better than Candace.
505
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,536
So much better.
506
00:20:55,677 --> 00:20:57,614
Where'd this stupid thing come from?
507
00:21:00,787 --> 00:21:02,558
Hey, here's an idea:
508
00:21:02,591 --> 00:21:04,762
why don't we split up for a bit?
509
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:06,599
Cover some more ground.
510
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,370
Yes, cover more ground.
511
00:21:09,638 --> 00:21:11,374
Good idea.
512
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:14,147
Man, we are in sync today.
513
00:21:14,582 --> 00:21:16,619
God, I hate when we fight, bestie.
514
00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:19,825
It's the worst.
515
00:21:26,071 --> 00:21:27,608
It's the worst.
516
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:36,324
Hey, Lilly.
517
00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:37,770
I was hoping
I'd get to see you before...
518
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:39,464
Bathroom's clear!
519
00:21:41,101 --> 00:21:42,604
Before what, Candace?
520
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,577
Before the play.
521
00:21:45,610 --> 00:21:47,313
I'm...
522
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,083
Thank you so much
for coming, by the way.
523
00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:51,388
It really means a lot to me
that you're gonna be there,
524
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:52,567
especially since my mom isn't...
525
00:21:52,591 --> 00:21:54,695
Wait, I-I never said I was going.
526
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:56,866
Why would I do that?
527
00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:01,374
What are you talking about?
528
00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:03,111
Just a couple of hours ago, you said...
529
00:22:03,145 --> 00:22:04,682
[SCHOOL BELL]
530
00:22:04,715 --> 00:22:06,819
Could we just talk somewhere
more private? I just...
531
00:22:06,853 --> 00:22:08,590
I feel weird with Tate here...
532
00:22:08,623 --> 00:22:10,770
You and I both know this
has nothing to do with Tate.
533
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:13,365
- Yeah, Candace.
- BOTH: Shut up, Tate.
534
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,672
You know, but...
535
00:22:16,706 --> 00:22:18,475
but before you said that, uh...
536
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:20,647
that you understood...
537
00:22:21,782 --> 00:22:24,522
I'm just under a lot of
pressure right now, Lilly.
538
00:22:24,555 --> 00:22:25,724
You know, you don't...
539
00:22:25,757 --> 00:22:28,386
You don't get what it's like
for everyone to expect you to
540
00:22:28,411 --> 00:22:31,134
act this way or talk that way,
or dress another way...
541
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,472
I don't get what it's like?!
542
00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:36,111
Candace, that's my whole goddamn life!
543
00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:38,583
The only difference is
when I do all that shit,
544
00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:39,852
it still isn't enough.
545
00:22:39,885 --> 00:22:42,144
Could we just talk
somewhere else, please...
546
00:22:42,169 --> 00:22:44,427
Oh, my God, no one cares
except for you, Candace!
547
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:46,599
I'm so goddamn invisible,
that nobody even noticed
548
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:48,736
that there were two of me
walking around today!
549
00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:50,372
Wait, what?
550
00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:52,958
- [SIGHS]
- I gotta go. Um...
551
00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,617
Candace...
552
00:22:57,153 --> 00:22:58,656
Break a leg tonight.
553
00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:02,698
Break both legs.
554
00:23:05,604 --> 00:23:06,939
[SIGH]
555
00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:08,643
[DARK MUSIC]
556
00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:18,896
What did you do with the real Sparrow?!
557
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:20,834
I am the real Sparrow.
558
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,604
Like hell you are.
559
00:23:22,638 --> 00:23:24,381
Sparrow was perfect the way he was.
560
00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:26,612
What kind of monster
would do this to him?!
561
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:28,448
That's classified.
562
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:29,752
Classified?
563
00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,622
Now I know you're not the real Sparrow
564
00:23:31,656 --> 00:23:33,956
because the real Sparrow hates secrets.
565
00:23:41,007 --> 00:23:43,511
Ugh! Oh, no.
566
00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,482
It can't be...
567
00:23:52,229 --> 00:23:53,766
[BLOWS BREATH]
568
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,436
[SQUEAKING]
569
00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,006
Okay, that's enough.
570
00:23:58,943 --> 00:24:02,111
The Orb is ready for you,
Your Greatness.
571
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,485
Excellent.
572
00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:06,433
Let's try it with the key, shall we?
573
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,510
[CLATTERING]
574
00:24:15,543 --> 00:24:16,846
[RATCHETING]
575
00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:21,689
[ZAPPING]
576
00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:23,025
[PULSING]
577
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,630
[SIGH]
578
00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:27,701
BOTH: Perfect.
579
00:24:41,629 --> 00:24:44,244
[FUNKY MUSIC] Why am I here
again? Lilly isn't in the play.
580
00:24:44,269 --> 00:24:45,603
Well, we're here to support Lilly.
581
00:24:45,637 --> 00:24:47,689
Lilly isn't even here to support Lilly.
582
00:24:47,714 --> 00:24:48,876
Will you stop?
583
00:24:48,910 --> 00:24:50,212
We're here for her.
584
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:53,093
She painted the kangaroo!
585
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:54,822
[APPLAUSE]
586
00:24:54,855 --> 00:24:57,761
Thank you, and welcome everyone!
587
00:24:57,794 --> 00:25:00,734
On behalf of the PTA,
thank you, Michelle.
588
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,604
And I think I speak for everyone here
589
00:25:02,637 --> 00:25:04,642
when I say that we could not
have done this without you.
590
00:25:04,667 --> 00:25:06,697
No, you could not have.
591
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:07,748
[LAUGHING]
592
00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:09,918
So, without further ado, please enjoy:
593
00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:12,858
Romeo and Juliet Down Unda,
594
00:25:12,891 --> 00:25:14,160
a Michelle Knight
595
00:25:14,193 --> 00:25:15,897
William Shakespeare collab.
596
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,233
Hm. [APPLAUSE]
597
00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:24,948
Two households, both alike in dignity
598
00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:28,566
in fair Australia,
where we lay our scene...
599
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,760
[SOFT GASPS] [LAUGHING]
600
00:25:31,829 --> 00:25:33,800
Do you bite your thumb at us, bloke?
601
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,254
I do bite my thumb, mate!
602
00:25:36,279 --> 00:25:38,216
Oy, get stuffed!
603
00:25:38,241 --> 00:25:40,012
Oh, crikey, you're in for it now!
604
00:25:40,045 --> 00:25:41,682
Och...
605
00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:43,920
[SWORDS CLASHING] [CROSSTALK]
606
00:25:43,953 --> 00:25:46,672
Did Michelle give them real weapons?!
607
00:25:46,697 --> 00:25:48,501
Cool!
608
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,165
[SIGH]
609
00:25:50,199 --> 00:25:51,836
Hey! You leaving?
610
00:25:52,103 --> 00:25:53,806
Uh, yup.
611
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,910
We searched the entire school
for the Castorlux
612
00:25:55,944 --> 00:25:57,079
and still didn't find it.
613
00:25:57,113 --> 00:25:58,850
And I'm not waiting for it to find me.
614
00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:00,119
But what about the play?
615
00:26:00,152 --> 00:26:01,607
Oh, I'm not going to that.
616
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,201
There's a freakin' monster
running around
617
00:26:03,225 --> 00:26:04,895
trying to kill me, remember?
618
00:26:05,195 --> 00:26:06,899
Yeah, um...
619
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:09,671
I don't think that's the reason.
620
00:26:09,705 --> 00:26:12,527
You know, Candace and I were together
for almost two and a half years.
621
00:26:12,552 --> 00:26:14,681
Yeah, and broke up
like six and a half times.
622
00:26:14,715 --> 00:26:16,880
- [SCOFFS]
- Yeah, and all that time,
623
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:19,090
I was never there for her.
624
00:26:19,892 --> 00:26:21,962
I never went to her church concerts,
625
00:26:21,996 --> 00:26:23,766
I never took her headshots,
626
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,379
didn't help her run lines.
627
00:26:25,404 --> 00:26:26,772
[TENDER MUSIC]
628
00:26:26,806 --> 00:26:28,141
Look where that got me.
629
00:26:29,243 --> 00:26:31,693
Hmm, you might have a point.
630
00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:33,118
Candace screwed up.
631
00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:35,022
No question.
632
00:26:35,378 --> 00:26:37,449
But, so did I
633
00:26:37,474 --> 00:26:38,863
and you forgave me.
634
00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:40,834
Never technically said that...
635
00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:44,240
She's trying to fix it.
636
00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,979
Her mom isn't going to be there for her.
637
00:26:47,012 --> 00:26:49,638
She definitely
doesn't care if I'm there.
638
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,924
The only person she really cares
about being there is you.
639
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,131
The question is whether or not
640
00:26:56,164 --> 00:26:57,901
you're gonna show up for her.
641
00:27:00,172 --> 00:27:01,876
[SIGH]
642
00:27:07,153 --> 00:27:09,056
How could I let this happen?
643
00:27:09,992 --> 00:27:11,327
[SOBBING]
644
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,799
[LINE TRILLING]
645
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,035
You've reached Lilly.
646
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,237
Leave a message...
647
00:27:16,271 --> 00:27:17,941
Straight to voicemail?
648
00:27:19,143 --> 00:27:20,814
She always picks up...
649
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,285
Okay.
650
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:26,794
Well, I can't save
Sparrow without Lilly.
651
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,998
The Guardian is too powerful.
652
00:27:29,163 --> 00:27:31,301
Plus, the Castorlux is still
around here somewhere,
653
00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:32,938
it could be anybody...
654
00:27:33,806 --> 00:27:35,877
Are you talking to yourself?
655
00:27:36,344 --> 00:27:38,048
No.
656
00:27:38,081 --> 00:27:39,952
I'm obviously talking to this.
657
00:27:40,319 --> 00:27:42,791
And if this is the weirdest
thing you've seen recently,
658
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:45,982
you have not been
paying attention, Jordan!
659
00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,138
[SIGH]
660
00:27:50,874 --> 00:27:52,944
Okay, come on, Lilly, I need you.
661
00:27:52,978 --> 00:27:54,815
- [LINE TRILLING]
- You've reached Lil...
662
00:27:54,848 --> 00:27:56,150
What the hell?
663
00:27:56,184 --> 00:27:57,888
This is not like her.
664
00:27:57,921 --> 00:27:59,223
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
665
00:28:00,092 --> 00:28:01,427
At all.
666
00:28:06,237 --> 00:28:08,375
Wilt thou be in the woop woop?
667
00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:14,855
It was a kookaburra, not a magpie
668
00:28:14,888 --> 00:28:17,169
that pierced the fearful hollow
of thine budgie smugglers.
669
00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:20,967
Shouldn't you be onstage?
670
00:28:21,234 --> 00:28:24,816
No, I got harpooned to death
three acts ago.
671
00:28:24,841 --> 00:28:26,144
... nightly,
672
00:28:26,177 --> 00:28:28,481
she sings on yon eucalyptus tree.
673
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,444
I'd have made a great Juliet.
674
00:28:33,391 --> 00:28:35,095
Oh! Excuse me.
675
00:28:36,331 --> 00:28:38,168
Believe me, mate,
676
00:28:38,201 --> 00:28:39,905
it was the kookaburra.
677
00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:41,449
It was the lark,
678
00:28:42,091 --> 00:28:43,761
the herald of the morn.
679
00:28:43,946 --> 00:28:45,282
No kookaburra.
680
00:28:45,315 --> 00:28:47,019
[TENDER MUSIC]
681
00:28:48,054 --> 00:28:49,390
But to be frank,
682
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:51,895
and give it thee again
683
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,912
And yet I wish but for the thing I have
684
00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:59,091
My bounty as boundless as the sea
685
00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,214
my love as deep
686
00:29:02,082 --> 00:29:04,955
the more I give to thee,
the more I have,
687
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:06,324
for both
688
00:29:06,357 --> 00:29:08,028
are infinite.
689
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:11,434
- That's the wrong version.
- Shut up.
690
00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:13,238
It's also the wrong scene.
691
00:29:14,106 --> 00:29:15,442
[APPLAUSE; CHEERING]
692
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:26,297
Not if I still have to be a secret.
693
00:29:33,411 --> 00:29:35,115
Hello, Lilly.
694
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,451
[GASP]
695
00:29:43,021 --> 00:29:44,957
Okay, Lilly's car is
still in the parking
696
00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,527
lot which means Lilly's still here
697
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:49,176
which means the Castorlux
must also still be here.
698
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:50,880
But how to find them...
699
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,216
[SCREAMING]
700
00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:58,294
I can work with that.
701
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,771
Hey, you, back the F off!
702
00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,946
BOTH: Which one?
703
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:07,341
Uh... Both of you?
704
00:30:07,479 --> 00:30:08,983
Both of you?
705
00:30:10,586 --> 00:30:13,266
Shiiit.
706
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,530
Could this get any worse?!
707
00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:25,182
[SLURPING]
708
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,987
[GROANS]
709
00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:30,797
Thy spider venom is quick.
710
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,133
And thus,
711
00:30:34,534 --> 00:30:36,839
with a g'day...
712
00:30:36,872 --> 00:30:38,208
I cark it.
713
00:30:38,241 --> 00:30:39,945
[GROAN] [THUD]
714
00:30:40,212 --> 00:30:41,882
Incredible.
715
00:30:47,994 --> 00:30:49,497
No wokkas, mates.
716
00:30:49,531 --> 00:30:52,102
Romeo and Juliet did not cark it!
717
00:30:52,136 --> 00:30:53,606
They were rushed to a surgery,
718
00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:54,975
everyone chucked a sickie,
719
00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:56,612
and now they're gonna tie the knot,
720
00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:58,148
fair dinkum!
721
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,624
VALERIE: Oh, sorry!
722
00:31:02,657 --> 00:31:04,226
It's okay.
723
00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,264
Sorry, sorry. I'm okay.
724
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,936
Sorry.
725
00:31:08,969 --> 00:31:10,640
I'm just going to go over here.
726
00:31:10,673 --> 00:31:12,176
[TENDER MUSIC]
727
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,249
_
728
00:31:18,274 --> 00:31:20,562
_
729
00:31:24,568 --> 00:31:26,070
Screw this.
730
00:31:28,174 --> 00:31:30,631
Ugh, they couldn't
just be doppelgangers,
731
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,436
they had to be a freakin' doppel-gang!
732
00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:33,652
Speak for yourself!
733
00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:35,155
How do I know you're the real Lilly?
734
00:31:35,188 --> 00:31:36,692
Seriously?
735
00:31:36,725 --> 00:31:38,304
You still don't know
if it's me? Come on!
736
00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:39,998
I already screwed this up once today,
737
00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:41,602
I am not doing it again!
738
00:31:41,635 --> 00:31:43,572
You used to plan on saving yourself
739
00:31:43,606 --> 00:31:45,041
until you could invent time travel
740
00:31:45,075 --> 00:31:46,979
to bang an early 2000s James Marsters
741
00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:49,150
but that all changed
when you met Sparrow!
742
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:50,911
- Yes, that's true.
- Hm.
743
00:31:50,936 --> 00:31:52,339
What about you?
744
00:31:53,324 --> 00:31:55,061
Yes?
745
00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:58,176
Hm. Well, that settles it.
746
00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:01,040
How do I know if you're the real Astrid?
747
00:32:01,073 --> 00:32:03,311
Your parents
were going to name you Libby
748
00:32:03,344 --> 00:32:04,514
but then, at the last minute,
749
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,594
they remembered they both had
ex-girlfriends named Libby
750
00:32:06,618 --> 00:32:08,622
who ended up being the same person!
751
00:32:08,656 --> 00:32:10,325
Aww, it is you!
752
00:32:10,358 --> 00:32:12,062
Yes, it is!
753
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:15,670
[EDGY MUSIC]
754
00:32:15,703 --> 00:32:18,159
Oh, shit! Where'd they go?!
755
00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:19,558
Don't worry, they can't be far.
756
00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:20,636
Remember, they're after us.
757
00:32:20,661 --> 00:32:22,951
Oh, no, no, no. We're after them.
758
00:32:25,756 --> 00:32:27,259
Where is Candace?
759
00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:29,196
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
760
00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:31,735
Romeo can't marry Juliet
unless she's present!
761
00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:34,975
- It's Australian law!
- Marry Juliet.
762
00:32:38,047 --> 00:32:39,383
She's present.
763
00:32:43,726 --> 00:32:45,630
I'm so sorry, Lilly!
764
00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:47,767
I should have known it wasn't you.
765
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,405
I was just so damn happy
to have you back.
766
00:32:51,007 --> 00:32:52,342
I wanted to believe!
767
00:32:52,376 --> 00:32:54,013
Like in X-Files!
768
00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:56,480
I'm sorry too, Astrid!
769
00:32:56,652 --> 00:32:58,188
No one could ever replace you!
770
00:32:58,221 --> 00:32:59,724
Not a monster,
771
00:32:59,758 --> 00:33:02,137
and definitely not Candace!
772
00:33:02,162 --> 00:33:04,634
You are perfect just the way you are,
773
00:33:04,668 --> 00:33:07,105
and not like some mindless "yes, bitch"
774
00:33:07,139 --> 00:33:10,120
who agrees and then
repeats everything I say.
775
00:33:10,145 --> 00:33:12,382
And you should be able
to have your own life,
776
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,119
even if that
777
00:33:14,153 --> 00:33:16,090
does involve Candace.
778
00:33:16,490 --> 00:33:18,161
[BOTH HISS]
779
00:33:18,494 --> 00:33:20,398
Same to you!
780
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,402
Ah, you're my BFF!
781
00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,106
Emphasis on the "F".
782
00:33:24,139 --> 00:33:25,442
[GASP]
783
00:33:33,424 --> 00:33:35,295
- Ugh!
- Oh, God!
784
00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:37,032
Yeah, gnarly!
785
00:33:38,201 --> 00:33:39,771
It looks like my kangaroo.
786
00:33:42,881 --> 00:33:44,952
Do you take this bloke
787
00:33:44,977 --> 00:33:47,286
to be your mate in holy mate-rimony?
788
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:48,822
I doth.
789
00:33:48,856 --> 00:33:51,394
- And you?
- I doth.
790
00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:54,166
For never was a story of more drongos,
791
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,913
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
792
00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:58,776
You may pash the bride!
793
00:34:00,478 --> 00:34:02,182
Wait a minute...
794
00:34:02,717 --> 00:34:04,788
You're only blinking every 12 seconds...
795
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,326
[CELEBRATORY MUSIC]
796
00:34:09,129 --> 00:34:10,465
Whoo!
797
00:34:14,741 --> 00:34:16,244
My role?
798
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:19,540
And my kiss!?
799
00:34:25,495 --> 00:34:27,266
Quick! Hold it down!
800
00:34:29,536 --> 00:34:32,518
Ah! Astrid, quick!
It's trying to absorb me!
801
00:34:32,543 --> 00:34:34,480
[GRUNTING]
802
00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:39,123
[HISS]
803
00:34:41,527 --> 00:34:43,231
[SLICING]
804
00:34:43,464 --> 00:34:45,135
[CLATTERING]
805
00:34:46,203 --> 00:34:47,507
[SHOCKED BREATHS]
806
00:34:51,782 --> 00:34:53,251
Okay...
807
00:34:53,284 --> 00:34:54,632
Okay, now it's my turn.
808
00:34:54,657 --> 00:34:57,426
I mean uh, her turn.
Ah, you know what I mean!
809
00:34:58,261 --> 00:34:59,597
- Okay, okay.
- Go-go-go!
810
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,137
Oh!
811
00:35:03,171 --> 00:35:04,841
No, stop, it's me...
812
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:07,212
Astrid!
813
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,751
Oh, no, you don't, doppeldick!
814
00:35:09,784 --> 00:35:11,555
We are one of a damn kind!
815
00:35:11,588 --> 00:35:13,257
[SLICING] [THUDS]
816
00:35:14,928 --> 00:35:16,464
Oh! Oh, my God...
817
00:35:16,497 --> 00:35:18,201
[HEAVY BREATHING]
818
00:35:18,234 --> 00:35:19,771
I missed you, bestie.
819
00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:21,440
Right back at ya', bestie.
820
00:35:21,474 --> 00:35:23,177
[LAUGHING]
821
00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:25,883
Ohhh, I wish I had a cell phone
822
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,452
to capture this moment.
823
00:35:27,486 --> 00:35:29,256
That's why you wish you had a cellphone?
824
00:35:29,289 --> 00:35:31,360
Of course. Why else would I
need a cellphone?
825
00:35:31,394 --> 00:35:33,364
Okay, we need to put
both heads into the Orb.
826
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,268
Uh, both? There's supposed to be three.
827
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,905
Shitballs!
828
00:35:36,938 --> 00:35:38,474
I told you that.
829
00:35:38,509 --> 00:35:40,245
No, you didn't!
830
00:35:40,278 --> 00:35:42,416
Oh, that was probably the other Lilly.
831
00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:45,179
Okay, so how do we find the last one?
832
00:35:45,204 --> 00:35:46,674
Lilly...
833
00:35:51,137 --> 00:35:53,075
I meant every word I said onstage.
834
00:35:54,206 --> 00:35:55,543
You're smart,
835
00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,647
you're funny...
836
00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:01,295
and kind, and...
837
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,433
wildly a monster hunter.
838
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,961
And...
839
00:36:04,994 --> 00:36:06,531
gorgeous,
840
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:09,236
and, honestly,
better than me in every way.
841
00:36:10,238 --> 00:36:11,575
Huh, got that right...
842
00:36:13,979 --> 00:36:15,950
I know I screwed up.
843
00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:17,587
So bad.
844
00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:20,191
And I'm so sorry I let all that
stupid shit get to me
845
00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:21,561
and I shouldn't have.
846
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:25,503
But if there's any way
847
00:36:25,536 --> 00:36:27,305
you can give me another chance,
848
00:36:27,339 --> 00:36:29,309
I promise to show up for you.
849
00:36:29,343 --> 00:36:30,646
Always.
850
00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:33,907
Because I'm-I'm crazy about you,
851
00:36:33,932 --> 00:36:35,869
and I want everyone to know it.
852
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,467
I know who the last doppel is.
853
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,337
[GASP] Who?
854
00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:46,645
It's her.
855
00:36:46,678 --> 00:36:49,416
The real Candace
would never say those things,
856
00:36:49,450 --> 00:36:51,888
especially not with
anyone else around to hear it.
857
00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:54,426
Oh...
858
00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:55,930
You got this.
859
00:37:01,908 --> 00:37:03,444
I'm sorry, I can't.
860
00:37:03,478 --> 00:37:05,248
- Uh...
- It's okay.
861
00:37:05,281 --> 00:37:07,553
I'll chop off Candace's head. For you.
862
00:37:07,587 --> 00:37:09,891
Uh, what the hell
are you two talking about?
863
00:37:09,924 --> 00:37:12,897
Oh, yeah, she's definitely the monster.
864
00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,166
Ah!
865
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:17,372
That was my role and my kiss
with the hottest guy in school!
866
00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:18,909
LILLY: Double Vals?!
867
00:37:18,942 --> 00:37:20,880
We're gonna go deal with that.
868
00:37:20,913 --> 00:37:22,550
Come on. Let's go.
869
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:24,253
Wait.
870
00:37:24,521 --> 00:37:26,290
It's really you?
871
00:37:27,693 --> 00:37:29,396
Everything you said...
872
00:37:30,398 --> 00:37:31,935
That was real?
873
00:37:32,503 --> 00:37:33,972
Yeah.
874
00:37:35,074 --> 00:37:37,412
Was Astrid really gonna
chop off my head?
875
00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:40,051
I promise,
876
00:37:40,084 --> 00:37:42,924
I will explain everything.
The double Vals,
877
00:37:42,957 --> 00:37:44,727
the head chopping, all of it, but...
878
00:37:45,094 --> 00:37:46,631
first.
879
00:37:51,942 --> 00:37:53,478
Brutus, let's go!
880
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:59,375
I'm telling you, as soon as I slayed my
881
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,737
artistic demons and
conquered my superego,
882
00:38:01,761 --> 00:38:03,632
it was like I became the role.
883
00:38:03,665 --> 00:38:05,468
Both roles, actually.
884
00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:07,439
You know, the great acting teacher,
885
00:38:07,472 --> 00:38:08,675
Sanford Meisner,
886
00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:10,378
he once said,
887
00:38:10,411 --> 00:38:12,683
"You just gotta
get out of your own head."
888
00:38:13,919 --> 00:38:16,742
Um, sorry you missed your curtain call.
889
00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:17,969
Worth it.
890
00:38:17,994 --> 00:38:19,697
[LAUGHING]
891
00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:21,868
I do have one question for you though,
892
00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:23,705
Lilly Fortenberry...
893
00:38:23,739 --> 00:38:25,475
Mm-hm?
894
00:38:25,843 --> 00:38:28,414
Will you be my date to the dance?
895
00:38:28,949 --> 00:38:31,446
Yes. Oh...
896
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:39,411
Um, mom,
897
00:38:39,436 --> 00:38:41,616
Mutti, Piper.
898
00:38:41,641 --> 00:38:43,554
Candace and I
899
00:38:43,579 --> 00:38:46,417
- are...
- Dating. Right?
900
00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:47,787
Yeah, yeah.
901
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,524
Well, um...
902
00:38:49,557 --> 00:38:50,860
[LAUGHTER]
903
00:38:51,561 --> 00:38:52,897
We are very happy
904
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,701
for you.
905
00:38:54,734 --> 00:38:57,573
And Candace, congratulations
on a great job in the play.
906
00:38:57,607 --> 00:38:59,711
Oh, your mom must be so proud.
907
00:38:59,744 --> 00:39:02,570
Um, actually she-she couldn't show.
908
00:39:02,595 --> 00:39:04,351
You know, she's just too busy
with her church thing,
909
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,556
so, it's okay.
910
00:39:05,589 --> 00:39:07,462
Well, we're proud of you.
911
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,564
Do you need a ride home?
912
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,835
Uh, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks.
913
00:39:11,868 --> 00:39:13,437
Oh, um...
914
00:39:13,471 --> 00:39:15,919
can you guys give me a sec?
I'm just gonna go talk to Astrid.
915
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:17,445
Yeah, for sure.
916
00:39:17,479 --> 00:39:19,483
Let us know when you're ready to go.
917
00:39:19,517 --> 00:39:21,521
- Yeah, sure.
- Mm, mm, mm...
918
00:39:21,555 --> 00:39:24,423
Okay, don't get too excited.
919
00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:26,013
Hey, you forgot this.
920
00:39:26,038 --> 00:39:27,708
Oh.
921
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:31,006
So, I put all three heads
in the Orb, just in case.
922
00:39:32,577 --> 00:39:34,547
Just one more monster to go.
923
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:35,983
Can't believe it's almost over.
924
00:39:36,016 --> 00:39:37,987
Oh, it's been a wild ride, huh?
925
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,724
Yeah.
926
00:39:40,024 --> 00:39:42,730
Well, at least we get to
stop the Guardian
927
00:39:42,763 --> 00:39:44,901
before he turns the world
into monster soup.
928
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,186
Monster soup?!
929
00:39:47,773 --> 00:39:49,364
Oh. Right.
930
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,528
I was with fake Lilly
when Brutus told us that.
931
00:39:51,553 --> 00:39:53,224
I'll fill you in later.
932
00:39:53,785 --> 00:39:55,889
Hey, Lilly, uh, you ready to go?
933
00:39:58,862 --> 00:40:00,566
Okay, look...
934
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:01,935
I still don't like you.
935
00:40:03,256 --> 00:40:05,461
All those years of you
treating us like shit
936
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,958
doesn't just go away
after one, "I'm sorry."
937
00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:11,053
Fair.
938
00:40:11,788 --> 00:40:13,725
But if you make Lilly happy,
939
00:40:15,963 --> 00:40:17,733
that's a start.
940
00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:19,938
And if you hurt her,
941
00:40:20,539 --> 00:40:22,514
I will chop your head off.
942
00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:24,477
- Astrid!
- Also fair.
943
00:40:24,818 --> 00:40:26,722
So, I'm gonna try.
944
00:40:26,747 --> 00:40:28,664
We must have something in common.
945
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,124
Oh, like, hey...
946
00:40:30,158 --> 00:40:31,828
Both of our dads are dead!
947
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,066
Oh, no, um...
948
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,803
My mom just tells people that
949
00:40:35,836 --> 00:40:37,707
so she doesn't have to say
she's divorced.
950
00:40:37,732 --> 00:40:39,068
My dad lives in Scranton.
951
00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:41,270
Good to know.
952
00:40:41,295 --> 00:40:43,619
You know, you guys might not
have that one particular thing
953
00:40:43,652 --> 00:40:44,988
in common, but...
954
00:40:45,021 --> 00:40:47,760
Hey, me and Candace
are going to the dance together.
955
00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:50,064
Maybe we can double date
with you and Sparrow!
956
00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:53,037
Oh, right.
957
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,741
[SIGH]
958
00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,613
About Sparrow...
959
00:40:57,647 --> 00:40:58,982
[DARK MUSIC]
960
00:40:59,917 --> 00:41:02,999
The lunar eclipse is days away
961
00:41:03,024 --> 00:41:05,717
and the Master Orb is ready.
962
00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:07,800
The time has come
963
00:41:07,833 --> 00:41:09,971
to reveal my complete
964
00:41:10,004 --> 00:41:12,877
and beautiful form to this world.
965
00:41:13,945 --> 00:41:15,683
And, thankfully,
966
00:41:15,716 --> 00:41:17,820
I finally have
967
00:41:17,853 --> 00:41:20,124
the perfect outfit for the occasion.
968
00:41:21,728 --> 00:41:24,174
Are you ready
969
00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:27,113
to meet your great leader?
970
00:41:27,138 --> 00:41:29,009
ALL: Yes.
971
00:41:44,607 --> 00:41:46,143
[MOANS HAPPILY]
972
00:41:47,045 --> 00:41:48,749
[DEEP INHALE]
973
00:41:48,782 --> 00:41:50,084
Ah!
974
00:41:50,118 --> 00:41:53,090
It feels so good to be back to my
975
00:41:53,124 --> 00:41:55,319
natural form.
976
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:57,098
Now...
977
00:41:57,733 --> 00:42:00,022
nothing can stop me.
978
00:42:00,739 --> 00:42:02,042
Master,
979
00:42:02,643 --> 00:42:03,945
do you like your outfit?
980
00:42:04,781 --> 00:42:06,183
What did I just say?
981
00:42:06,985 --> 00:42:08,789
Like, just say.
982
00:42:09,056 --> 00:42:11,576
[SIGHS] Yes.
983
00:42:11,861 --> 00:42:13,197
And I just need
984
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,101
one more thing from you
985
00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,105
to christen the Orb, hm.
986
00:42:19,644 --> 00:42:20,979
Of course.
987
00:42:21,948 --> 00:42:23,652
[GROANING]
988
00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:28,662
[GRUNTS]
989
00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:31,768
Uh!
990
00:42:34,005 --> 00:42:35,676
Ah...
991
00:42:37,813 --> 00:42:39,149
[THUDS TO FLOOR]
992
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,871
One down.
993
00:42:51,908 --> 00:42:53,745
86 to go.
994
00:42:55,081 --> 00:42:56,785
[LAUGHS]
995
00:42:56,897 --> 00:43:00,897
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