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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,937 --> 00:00:08,751 ASTRID [VO]: Previously on Astrid and Lilly 2 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:11,250 - Save the World. [GASP] - BRUTUS: Memoragatu. 3 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:13,015 In order to defeat it in the real world, 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,835 you first you have to defeat it in your memory. 5 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:17,334 You call that playing soccer? You embarrass me. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:20,407 - This is all your fault. - Mom... 7 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,211 Maybe we can't be friends. 8 00:00:22,311 --> 00:00:23,446 Maybe we can't. 9 00:00:23,548 --> 00:00:25,350 Oh, no, it's flipping again. 10 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:27,288 There is no monster in my memory. 11 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:28,524 I don't know what to tell you. 12 00:00:28,624 --> 00:00:30,528 This going to be our greatest battle yet. 13 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:32,264 What are you doing down there anyway? 14 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:33,850 What's the big secret? 15 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:35,337 - Are you back? - I'm back. 16 00:00:35,362 --> 00:00:36,836 Oh, thank God. 17 00:00:37,274 --> 00:00:38,744 [PASTORAL MUSIC] 18 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:40,347 [VARSHIDI HUMMING] 19 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:51,236 [LAUGHING] 20 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:52,806 No. 21 00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:55,511 Yes. 22 00:00:55,612 --> 00:00:57,248 [DARK MUSIC] [ANIMALISTIC CHATTERING] 23 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,252 [CHUCKLES] 24 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:01,289 Ah, yes. 25 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:06,065 And you come across. 26 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:07,401 [HISSING] 27 00:01:13,113 --> 00:01:15,450 Early bird gets the jelly roll. 28 00:01:17,221 --> 00:01:18,557 Yeah. 29 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,398 [SHARP SNIFF] 30 00:01:31,583 --> 00:01:33,742 Feeling good, Varsh. 31 00:01:35,290 --> 00:01:38,096 It's gonna be a sweet day. 32 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,436 [BUOYANT MUSIC] 33 00:01:42,204 --> 00:01:43,541 Steve! 34 00:01:43,641 --> 00:01:45,277 Yes. 35 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,289 Early bird gets the worm. 36 00:01:52,985 --> 00:01:54,922 That's why you're number one! 37 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,305 Thanks, Principal V. 38 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:02,111 Yeah. 39 00:02:02,211 --> 00:02:03,480 I am number one. 40 00:02:03,948 --> 00:02:05,518 Number one. 41 00:02:05,618 --> 00:02:07,454 Fastest runner at Pine, baby! 42 00:02:07,555 --> 00:02:09,593 Next up, Olympics. 43 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:11,496 Gold medal winner right here. 44 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:13,400 I'm the fastest man on Earth. 45 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,507 I'm... 46 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:20,515 [MOANING] 47 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:24,455 [GROAN] 48 00:02:25,558 --> 00:02:27,227 [EXPLOSION] [SQUELCHING] 49 00:02:27,518 --> 00:02:31,120 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 50 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:33,373 SINGER: Let's go! 51 00:02:36,119 --> 00:02:37,655 What's going on? 52 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,619 Think everyone's hyped about Student Appreciation Day? 53 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,224 - Student what day? - Nothing. I dunno. 54 00:02:42,324 --> 00:02:44,495 I heard somebody say that there was some toxic mold 55 00:02:44,596 --> 00:02:46,232 in the old wing and in the locker rooms. 56 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,334 That's karmic. 57 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,472 Ah, fricking stinks like cologne. 58 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,910 Why are there cops here? 59 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:54,248 I heard Mark Truman passed out. 60 00:02:54,273 --> 00:02:55,924 I heard he threw up. 61 00:02:57,956 --> 00:02:59,693 Police tape for some vomit? 62 00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,663 - Mm. - I don't think so. 63 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:04,368 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 64 00:03:04,468 --> 00:03:05,513 Astrid. 65 00:03:05,538 --> 00:03:07,374 Astrid, it's a crime scene! 66 00:03:07,474 --> 00:03:09,278 [TALKING OVER POLICE RADIO] 67 00:03:09,378 --> 00:03:10,648 Oh, screw it. 68 00:03:13,587 --> 00:03:15,257 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT IN DISTANCE] 69 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,531 [NERVOUS BREATHING] 70 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,537 Oh, my God! 71 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,714 Oh, I knew it wasn't about some vomit. 72 00:03:31,322 --> 00:03:32,659 [COUGHING] 73 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,401 [LILLY SIGHS] 74 00:03:37,502 --> 00:03:39,271 You want a club soda, or something? 75 00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:41,342 I wanna not to have seen brains. 76 00:03:42,746 --> 00:03:44,448 Got a surprise for you. 77 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:45,952 It's a monster. 78 00:03:46,052 --> 00:03:48,156 - Mm. - B. Figured. 79 00:03:48,356 --> 00:03:50,561 Toxic mold doesn't cause brain splatter like that. 80 00:03:51,630 --> 00:03:53,299 Ugh, I'm sorry. 81 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,669 [SIGH] 82 00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:57,408 I want to go talk to Sparrow before we go. 83 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,345 He's still pissed at me for standing him up. 84 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:01,725 Yeah, you do that. 85 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:04,397 I'm gonna be at my locker. 86 00:04:04,422 --> 00:04:05,725 Okay. 87 00:04:13,039 --> 00:04:14,576 Hey, Sparrow. 88 00:04:16,045 --> 00:04:17,515 Uh, I know you're mad. 89 00:04:17,615 --> 00:04:20,353 I didn't mean to stand you up like that. 90 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:22,458 So, what, you forgot? 91 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:25,234 No, I didn't forget, I just... 92 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:29,338 Mm, I have a lot of stuff going on in my life right now 93 00:04:29,438 --> 00:04:30,708 and I can't really talk about it. 94 00:04:30,808 --> 00:04:31,977 I-I don't get you. 95 00:04:32,077 --> 00:04:34,683 First you make excuses to leave dates early 96 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:36,620 and then you just don't show up? 97 00:04:37,522 --> 00:04:39,458 Do you like spending time with me? 98 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:41,061 Oh, I do! I... 99 00:04:41,086 --> 00:04:42,999 Then why're you playing me so hot and cold? 100 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:45,201 You got stuff going on? Come on. 101 00:04:45,571 --> 00:04:47,341 [TENDER MUSIC] 102 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,521 Just call me 103 00:04:53,621 --> 00:04:55,625 when you figure your shit out, okay? 104 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:03,541 Shit. 105 00:05:04,074 --> 00:05:05,812 Well, shouldn't class be cancelled? 106 00:05:05,912 --> 00:05:07,515 Is Mark Truman okay? 107 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,487 Mark Truman is fine. 108 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:13,059 I saw him with my own two beautiful eyes. 109 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:16,542 This is a just a little mold situation. 110 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,069 Mark's a fine kid 111 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:19,706 but he's a mouth breather. 112 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:22,779 He just got too close to the infected drywall. 113 00:05:23,454 --> 00:05:26,427 If we all stay clear, we'll be fine! 114 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,389 I think he has a deviated septum. 115 00:05:28,489 --> 00:05:30,242 So perceptive, Frank. 116 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,241 Why is a cop here? 117 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,401 Officer Drew, Coppers Cove's very best, 118 00:05:34,426 --> 00:05:36,830 is here to ensure that everything is under control. 119 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:39,513 I don't want anyone to panic. 120 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:41,650 Go about your days as normal. 121 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,319 Have a donut! 122 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:47,484 Look, I'll check out the crime scene, but I'm no mold expert. 123 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:49,666 Did you actually talk to Mark Truman because... 124 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,881 You are so good at everything, officer. 125 00:05:52,906 --> 00:05:54,543 [CREEPY MUSIC] 126 00:05:55,477 --> 00:05:57,815 The very best detective I've ever seen. 127 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:01,422 Even better than all those guys on TV. 128 00:06:01,897 --> 00:06:03,099 Oh, really? 129 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:05,463 Even the ones on the cable? 130 00:06:07,473 --> 00:06:09,511 Shouldn't we call a mold guy, or something? 131 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,342 No. 132 00:06:11,677 --> 00:06:13,346 I got this. 133 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,830 Don't think about brains. 134 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,141 CANDACE: No! Tate! 135 00:06:29,813 --> 00:06:31,449 [HEAVY SIGH] 136 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,721 Kill me. 137 00:06:33,821 --> 00:06:36,170 You've never stopped at my locker before. 138 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,570 Is everything okay? 139 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:39,599 Tate's a bitch, my mom's a bitch. 140 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,369 And they should all just date each other 141 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,572 and have a bitch fest! 142 00:06:42,672 --> 00:06:44,756 I think there's a category for that. 143 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:46,914 My mom says I can't do the play unless I get an A-plus 144 00:06:47,014 --> 00:06:48,617 on my bio midterm. 145 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:50,521 You know, she doesn't want me to do anything 146 00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:52,592 except for her stupid youth group. 147 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:55,673 And Tate's great advice is to just quit. 148 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:58,177 Those are horrible options. 149 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,137 Yeah, he's not so supportive. 150 00:07:00,541 --> 00:07:01,610 Um... 151 00:07:02,612 --> 00:07:05,183 I don't even know why I still expect it anymore. 152 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,030 And why is everyone so up in my shit? 153 00:07:10,695 --> 00:07:12,632 I can help you with bio. 154 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,201 Really? 155 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,140 I mean, I can't guarantee an A-plus, 156 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,921 but you can't quit the play. 157 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,650 We'll figure something out. 158 00:07:22,619 --> 00:07:24,154 - Thanks, Lil. - Yeah. 159 00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:27,499 Um, I should go fix my face. 160 00:07:27,524 --> 00:07:29,327 I'll talk to you later? 161 00:07:29,352 --> 00:07:30,501 Sure. 162 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:31,837 [TENDER MUSIC] 163 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:43,527 - What'd she want? - Nothing. 164 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,209 Uh, what happened with Sparrow? 165 00:07:45,234 --> 00:07:46,667 Nothing. 166 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,671 Brutus? 167 00:07:48,771 --> 00:07:49,973 Yep. 168 00:08:00,728 --> 00:08:02,230 Glad you're here. 169 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:04,234 Big time portal breach this morning. 170 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:05,671 We know. 171 00:08:05,771 --> 00:08:08,233 The place stinks like cologne 172 00:08:08,258 --> 00:08:09,688 and Mark Truman's brains were all over the frick... 173 00:08:09,713 --> 00:08:11,287 - Don't. - All over the what? 174 00:08:11,312 --> 00:08:13,721 Hm? If they're all over the floor, that's one thing, 175 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:15,558 but if there's brains all over the ceiling... 176 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:18,037 Ceiling! Ugh. Ceiling... yes. 177 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:19,733 So, it's what I thought. 178 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,670 Now I gotta find the entry. 179 00:08:25,753 --> 00:08:27,724 You need a new organizational method. 180 00:08:27,749 --> 00:08:30,261 I know where everything is, okay? 181 00:08:30,286 --> 00:08:31,556 Ah! 182 00:08:31,656 --> 00:08:34,763 Well, what you're smelling is the effect of a Kevaculous. 183 00:08:34,863 --> 00:08:37,431 It has a host body and infects the egos 184 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:38,625 of its victims. 185 00:08:39,572 --> 00:08:42,508 They swell until their heads explode. 186 00:08:42,645 --> 00:08:43,947 Exploding heads. 187 00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,618 It's only Tuesday. 188 00:08:45,718 --> 00:08:47,717 But how does it infect egos? 189 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:48,991 Oh, that's, uh, that's... 190 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:51,024 That's here somewhere. 191 00:08:51,049 --> 00:08:53,955 Uh, it's, uh, you know, it's-it's a Kevaculous. 192 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,358 It, uh, it infects you. 193 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:58,889 Uh, uh, it touches you, makes your-your ego grow. 194 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,009 I swear I saw it somewhere! 195 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:01,971 Okay, so, it touches you, 196 00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:05,111 then makes you smell like men's body spray 197 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,647 and then your head pops? 198 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:07,849 Not immediately. 199 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:10,121 It depends on the starting size of the ego. 200 00:09:10,221 --> 00:09:11,657 [SCOFFS] 201 00:09:11,682 --> 00:09:13,920 My cousin, Brian, came upon a Kevaculous once. 202 00:09:14,463 --> 00:09:16,901 Let's just say he couldn't finish his lunch. 203 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:19,106 So, if you don't have a big ego, 204 00:09:19,206 --> 00:09:21,143 then you have nothing to worry about? 205 00:09:21,243 --> 00:09:23,380 But he infiltrated a high school. 206 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:24,922 Everyone's screwed. 207 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:26,531 Yeah, not great. 208 00:09:27,388 --> 00:09:29,819 There might be a way to slow down the infection growth 209 00:09:29,844 --> 00:09:31,096 but I don't know off-hand. 210 00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:34,161 You sure it's just not in here somewhere? 211 00:09:35,973 --> 00:09:38,110 - Probably. - How do we kill it? 212 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,914 You don't. You... 213 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,250 exorcise it. 214 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:43,053 Like with a bible and a cross? 215 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:45,391 With a bible and a cross. Oh, that's cute. 216 00:09:45,491 --> 00:09:47,162 [CHUCKLES] 217 00:09:47,262 --> 00:09:50,134 Oh, you-you're serious. Um, I'll get you sorted. 218 00:09:50,234 --> 00:09:52,071 Okay, well, can you hurry? 219 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:54,476 I really don't want anyone else to pop. 220 00:09:54,576 --> 00:09:56,280 So, how do we slow him down? 221 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,317 And who is the kevac... 222 00:09:58,417 --> 00:10:00,021 kovecu... 223 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,423 Who is the Kevin possessing? 224 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:03,327 Well, that sounds like it's a job 225 00:10:03,427 --> 00:10:06,400 for two professional monster hunters I know. 226 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,308 I'm talking about you guys. 227 00:10:10,696 --> 00:10:11,965 Yeah, I got it. 228 00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:15,017 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 229 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:17,797 Hey, looking good! 230 00:10:17,822 --> 00:10:19,059 Nice hat! 231 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:20,695 This is a nice hat. 232 00:10:20,795 --> 00:10:23,300 Come on, bro, gimme five. Looking good. 233 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,037 Like the top! 234 00:10:26,507 --> 00:10:28,177 Nice! 235 00:10:28,277 --> 00:10:30,281 Love the hairstyle! Come on, come on! 236 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:32,185 Hey, hey, hey. 237 00:10:34,122 --> 00:10:35,458 Missed you! 238 00:10:39,774 --> 00:10:42,080 ASTRID: Ah, this place stinks even more like 239 00:10:42,104 --> 00:10:44,409 cologne. Kevin's influence must be growing. 240 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,317 [ANXIOUS MUSIC] 241 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,054 That was weird. 242 00:10:50,154 --> 00:10:52,025 I thought you guys smoothed things over? 243 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,462 I don't know. Let's just focus on finding Kevin. 244 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:57,035 If you were a monster, who would you possess? 245 00:10:57,135 --> 00:10:59,739 Mm, probably someone with access to a lot of victims. 246 00:11:00,374 --> 00:11:03,280 Mm. Somebody trustworthy! Likeable. 247 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:04,482 Yeah. 248 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,753 - How about the cop? - People trust cops. 249 00:11:06,853 --> 00:11:09,292 - Mm-hm. - What about Michelle? 250 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:10,728 Likeable, Lilly. 251 00:11:10,828 --> 00:11:12,332 Hm. 252 00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:14,069 Hm, what about Christine? 253 00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:16,106 Hear me out: 254 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,344 a lot of people like her, for some reason. 255 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,748 And she's always up in everyone's shit. 256 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,352 Where does she get off? 257 00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,389 All right. Preach. 258 00:11:24,414 --> 00:11:25,834 You wanna go see what she's up to after class? 259 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,095 Mm-hm. 260 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:29,232 I'll keep sniffing around here. 261 00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:32,338 Not like I want to. This place is rank! 262 00:11:32,966 --> 00:11:34,368 Yech. See you later. 263 00:11:34,609 --> 00:11:36,213 [UNEASY MUSIC] 264 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,462 Uh, hey, Eggs. 265 00:11:44,563 --> 00:11:46,133 Nice glasses. 266 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:48,470 They're new. Did you want a favour? 267 00:11:48,571 --> 00:11:50,775 Uh... Yeah. 268 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,147 I told Candace that I would help her study bio, 269 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,224 but something came up. 270 00:11:54,249 --> 00:11:55,585 Can you help her study today? 271 00:11:55,685 --> 00:11:58,390 It's just if she doesn't ace the midterm 272 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,294 then she has to drop out of the play. 273 00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:02,131 Why do you care if she drops out of the play? 274 00:12:02,231 --> 00:12:03,500 Can't anybody play Juliet? 275 00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:06,097 Isn't that what acting is. 276 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,444 Technically... 277 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:11,416 I mean, I didn't even know you were friends with Candace. 278 00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:13,153 [NERVOUS BREATH] 279 00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:14,857 She's your Juliet, Eggs. Uh... 280 00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:17,262 Please? 281 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,534 She can join me in the library this afternoon. 282 00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:21,803 That's fine. 283 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:25,411 VARSHIDI: It's Student Appreciation Day! 284 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,584 Time to appreciate Pine's best and brightest, 285 00:12:28,684 --> 00:12:30,321 starting with 286 00:12:30,346 --> 00:12:32,196 Grant Gibson! 287 00:12:32,525 --> 00:12:34,296 Come on! Get in here! 288 00:12:36,199 --> 00:12:37,535 [TENSE MUSIC] 289 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,441 [PLASTIC CRINKLES] 290 00:12:41,446 --> 00:12:43,314 I'll show the department. 291 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,320 I'm the best detective anybody's ever seen! 292 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,159 Better than Holmes. 293 00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:53,200 Drewlock Holmes. 294 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:55,838 Mold. 295 00:12:55,939 --> 00:12:57,442 That could be anywhere. 296 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,181 Could be everywhere. 297 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:04,589 VARSHIDI: There once was a poet named Holly, 298 00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:08,071 who's poetry skills were quite jolly! 299 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,301 Holly Perkins, 300 00:13:10,326 --> 00:13:11,829 come on down! 301 00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:13,474 [SIGHS] [SNIFFS] 302 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:15,211 Oh. 303 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,613 [SNIFFS] 304 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,250 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS IN DISTANCE] 305 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,860 [DEEP SNIFF] 306 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,396 Mmm. 307 00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,600 Like a freshly sprayed armpit. 308 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,237 Oh, man, 309 00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:30,399 this monster's infecting everyone! 310 00:13:30,574 --> 00:13:32,211 CHRISTINE: Chop-chop. 311 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,614 Take this copper to the basement. 312 00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:35,351 [EDGY MUSIC] 313 00:13:35,952 --> 00:13:37,455 Mustn't keep him waiting. 314 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,594 Youth group is so weird. 315 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,331 [TENSE MUSIC] 316 00:13:42,432 --> 00:13:44,235 [LAUGHING] 317 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,681 Varshidi would never... 318 00:13:50,781 --> 00:13:53,220 You have a great smile. You could be a scientist. 319 00:13:53,245 --> 00:13:54,447 Now go! 320 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,499 - [SNIFF] - VARSHIDI: Oh, yeah. 321 00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:01,636 Kevin? 322 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:03,374 [VARSHIDI LAUGHING] 323 00:14:03,474 --> 00:14:05,244 CHRISTINE: This wire will work perfectly. 324 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,648 Yeah, straight to the basement. 325 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,390 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 326 00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:16,934 [SHUTTER CLICKS] 327 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,539 [PHONE BUZZING] 328 00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,680 Hey, guess what? 329 00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,684 Looks like the tattoos are a youth group thing. 330 00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:27,555 So glad we didn't get one! 331 00:14:27,655 --> 00:14:29,692 ASTRID: You will never believe what I found. 332 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,396 The Kevin! 333 00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:33,267 It's Varshidi. [EDGY MUSIC] 334 00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:35,304 He's using Student Appreciation Day 335 00:14:35,404 --> 00:14:37,275 to get kids into his office 336 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,945 so that he can poison them with compliments. 337 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,450 God! High achievers. They're perfect targets. 338 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,955 Sparrow got straight A's in English lit. 339 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,117 If you're so worried about him 340 00:14:45,142 --> 00:14:46,305 why don't you ask him to go home, or something. 341 00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,733 Let's just figure out how to get this monster. 342 00:14:48,336 --> 00:14:50,334 VARSHIDI: Get out of here. 343 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:52,605 Susan Barnes. 344 00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:55,524 Aw, she's so stuck up, her head's gonna explode in seconds. 345 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:57,448 Brutus said there might be a way 346 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,619 to slow down the infection growth, right? 347 00:14:59,644 --> 00:15:01,248 Yeah. 348 00:15:02,492 --> 00:15:03,962 [SLURPING] 349 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:07,482 Hi, Susan. 350 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,574 Sorry, I don't talk to uggos. 351 00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:13,614 Oh, please, you're not that hot. 352 00:15:14,649 --> 00:15:16,319 Yes, I am. 353 00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:18,357 I'm flawless. 354 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,694 Hm. 355 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,598 It worked! Sidebar! 356 00:15:24,636 --> 00:15:27,008 We gotta insult the shit out of her! 357 00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:28,610 Bust up that ego. 358 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,481 We've gotta bully her back. 359 00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:32,718 I don't know if I can. 360 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,756 Might be fun. 361 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,998 You have a huge zit 362 00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,434 on your forehead. 363 00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:41,770 I can see it. 364 00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:43,507 [GASP] 365 00:15:43,607 --> 00:15:44,742 All that makeup 366 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,482 isn't going to hide the fact that you have no friends. 367 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,519 Yes, I do. Everyone loves me. 368 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:51,022 [LAUGHING] 369 00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:53,494 No! Everyone's like, 370 00:15:53,594 --> 00:15:55,631 "Susan Barnes! She's so nice. 371 00:15:55,731 --> 00:15:57,870 Too bad she's a snot!" 372 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:01,042 And you sat on a peanut butter sandwich. 373 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:02,437 [LAUGHING] 374 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,557 Everyone remembers. 375 00:16:04,582 --> 00:16:06,653 Susan Peanut Butter-Pants Barnes. 376 00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:08,624 That was a long time ago! 377 00:16:08,724 --> 00:16:10,494 Oh! Still lingering. 378 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,365 [EXAGGERATED COUGHING] 379 00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:14,035 Hey, Susan? 380 00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,638 I really like your hair today. 381 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:17,375 Thank you! 382 00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:19,045 She loves my hair. 383 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,614 No, she doesn't! 384 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,518 She was lying! 385 00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:24,355 Your hair looks like branches! 386 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:26,526 Just like your report card! 387 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,697 Your stupid green juice has more personality 388 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:29,900 than your ears! 389 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,540 When I see you, I want to eat paint! 390 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,446 And perfect student attendance record 391 00:16:36,546 --> 00:16:38,083 my ass! 392 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:39,552 [GASPS] 393 00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:40,821 [SHOCKED BREATHS] 394 00:16:40,922 --> 00:16:42,525 What the shit? 395 00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:48,884 Is this really our only option? 396 00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:52,326 Well, you could hit up the lost and found for somebody's old gym shirt. 397 00:16:52,351 --> 00:16:54,023 Pirate it is. 398 00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,826 So, you, uh, 399 00:16:55,851 --> 00:16:58,523 turned into a real shock jock back there. 400 00:16:58,548 --> 00:16:59,616 Mm. 401 00:16:59,641 --> 00:17:00,643 Felt kinda great. 402 00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:03,000 I mean, all our lives people have been bullying us 403 00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:04,669 and we're not allowed to fight back? 404 00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:05,972 No, they deserve this! 405 00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:07,708 It's our turn now. 406 00:17:07,808 --> 00:17:09,947 It's fine. I'm chill. 407 00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:12,097 Okay. I guess so. 408 00:17:12,436 --> 00:17:15,209 So, how are we going to get to Kevin, hm? 409 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,428 He's, like, inside our principal! 410 00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:18,865 [SIGH] 411 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,634 Hm. 412 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,740 - We should get him unconscious. - We should kill him. 413 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,152 Lilly, no! 414 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:26,914 Right, right. Knock him out. 415 00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:28,650 That's what I meant. 416 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,054 Right. 417 00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:32,525 I'm sure I can make some kind of sedative. 418 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,529 - I am a chemistry whiz! - Mm-mm. 419 00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,533 And that's not just my ego talking. 420 00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:38,315 Right. You do that, 421 00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,810 I'll keep doing the important stuff. 422 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,517 Nice flood pants, dorkus! 423 00:17:45,618 --> 00:17:46,988 [SIGHS; SUCKS TEETH] 424 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:48,690 [UNEASY MUSIC] 425 00:17:52,798 --> 00:17:54,102 [SIGHS] 426 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:58,785 Hey, Eggs. 427 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,850 Um, there's a table in the back if you wanna move there? 428 00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,487 No. 429 00:18:04,456 --> 00:18:07,143 You worried your friends are going to see you sitting here with me? 430 00:18:07,168 --> 00:18:09,140 [Sighs] Uh, 431 00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:10,768 no. [CHUCKLES] 432 00:18:13,882 --> 00:18:16,087 [CLEARS THROAT] I, uh, I know 433 00:18:16,112 --> 00:18:18,717 you wouldn't be caught dead talking to me, so... 434 00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:20,120 you must be really desperate. 435 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,979 Oh, please. I-I do what I want. 436 00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:28,003 What? I do! 437 00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,641 Okay. 438 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,292 Okay, I see your point. 439 00:18:35,317 --> 00:18:36,378 I'm not making a point. 440 00:18:36,403 --> 00:18:38,290 Yeah, sometimes I do things I don't want to do 441 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,862 just because people expect it. 442 00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:43,166 I deal with a lot of social pressure, okay? 443 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,738 You wouldn't get it. 444 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,289 Okay. 445 00:18:48,652 --> 00:18:52,018 Um, maybe you should try doing Romeo without your glasses. 446 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,545 I like my glasses. 447 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,574 But, in the play, Romeo doesn't wear glasses, 448 00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:56,793 so people are gonna expect that. 449 00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:59,599 They might be fine with you wearing them, 450 00:18:59,699 --> 00:19:02,204 but it's just easier to give them what they want. 451 00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:04,142 No, I'm gonna wear my glasses. 452 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:05,844 [EDGY MUSIC] 453 00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:08,951 Okay. 454 00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:10,621 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 455 00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,694 [LIQUID SLOSHING] 456 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,184 Hey, Astrid! Lose an electron? 457 00:19:25,284 --> 00:19:27,655 Gotta keep an ion it. [LAUGHS] 458 00:19:27,755 --> 00:19:30,160 Get it? Ion? A little chem humor for ya. 459 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,696 Yeah, good one. 460 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,625 Um, so, I watched this movie yesterday... 461 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,702 Oh, what movie? 462 00:19:34,802 --> 00:19:37,775 Uh, I can't remember. It-it's not important. 463 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:40,982 So, this guy made a sedative from bleach and some stuff 464 00:19:41,082 --> 00:19:43,728 under the sink, but that's impossible, right? 465 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:46,159 There's no way you could make a sedative that easily. 466 00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:47,595 Interesting. 467 00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:50,234 Well, if the bleach was cooled and mixed with acetone 468 00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,671 to make chloroform and the stuff under the sink 469 00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:54,075 was potassium hydroxide, 470 00:19:54,175 --> 00:19:56,881 that would have sedative qualities in small doses. 471 00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:59,085 Wait, you said potassium hydroxide? 472 00:19:59,185 --> 00:20:00,821 Yeah. 473 00:20:00,922 --> 00:20:02,926 Yeah, yeah, definitely wasn't that. 474 00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:05,798 See, you can't trust everything you see in the movies. 475 00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:07,659 I found that out the hard way. 476 00:20:08,136 --> 00:20:09,907 [LIGHT SCOFF] 477 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:12,979 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 478 00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:18,991 FRICK: Hey. 479 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,727 [FRICK TALKS TO STUDENT QUIETLY] 480 00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:28,878 [DARK MUSIC] 481 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,249 GUARDIAN: The lunar eclipse of the Blood Moon 482 00:20:31,349 --> 00:20:32,986 is almost upon us! 483 00:20:33,086 --> 00:20:34,990 On the night when the eclipse strikes, 484 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:37,728 there's just one final very special ingredient 485 00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,265 we'll need to feed the Orb. 486 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,006 And then, do you remember what happens? 487 00:20:43,273 --> 00:20:45,110 All the portals will open! 488 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,846 Yes, my pets. 489 00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:50,053 Remember how I told you Orbs run on body parts? 490 00:20:50,154 --> 00:20:51,756 Uh-huh. 491 00:20:52,659 --> 00:20:54,562 The Master Orb is special. 492 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:56,867 It needs the souls 493 00:20:56,967 --> 00:21:00,007 and intestines of 87 human bodies 494 00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:03,940 vibrating at 764,000 Glogheuers. 495 00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:06,152 Anything, but how do we get you that? 496 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,680 Isn't it obvious? 497 00:21:07,705 --> 00:21:10,143 87 insecure, angsty souls. 498 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,767 We're all going to the high school dance. 499 00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:15,337 Wicked! Fire! 500 00:21:15,437 --> 00:21:18,210 Until then, we keep everyone 501 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,113 out of our way. 502 00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,816 [DOOR OPENS] 503 00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,322 [DOOR CLOSES] 504 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,098 Wha-what are you doing, Tom? 505 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:30,834 Oh, chill out. 506 00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,204 This is God's house. 507 00:21:32,304 --> 00:21:33,941 And we're all welcome, 508 00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:35,465 Chrissie. 509 00:21:36,813 --> 00:21:38,183 Do not 510 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,550 call me that. 511 00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,651 FYI, you... 512 00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:43,895 didn't book the basement for tonight, 513 00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:46,032 so I'll be heading downstairs around six. 514 00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:48,770 I blocked it off for the entire month. 515 00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:50,174 Oh-ho, I guess you didn't! 516 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:52,278 [INHALE] It's such a blessing. 517 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,917 I have a record number of orders this week 518 00:21:55,017 --> 00:21:56,352 for my Holy Glory muffin baskets. 519 00:21:57,121 --> 00:21:58,958 Jesus saves, right? 520 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:00,252 Hm. 521 00:22:01,931 --> 00:22:03,233 Screw you, Tom. 522 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:05,905 You should try one sometime! 523 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,886 [SQUELCHING] 524 00:22:30,989 --> 00:22:32,959 Nice shirt, doofus. 525 00:22:33,059 --> 00:22:34,897 Did your mom pick that out for you? 526 00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:36,232 Oh, yeah, I saw her shopping. 527 00:22:36,332 --> 00:22:38,370 I know she picked out your little outfit! 528 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:41,409 Stop, Lilly! You're way too into this. 529 00:22:41,509 --> 00:22:43,948 Well, what about all the times people were jerks to us? 530 00:22:44,048 --> 00:22:46,085 Bullies aren't exactly role models. 531 00:22:46,319 --> 00:22:48,023 [SIGH] 532 00:22:48,048 --> 00:22:49,261 You're right. 533 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,471 Oh, God, what am I doing? 534 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,168 I don't know, I guess it just felt nice to have the upper hand for a second? 535 00:22:54,268 --> 00:22:57,007 Look, I get it. But we're better than that. 536 00:22:57,474 --> 00:22:59,784 And honestly, you're terrible at it. 537 00:22:59,809 --> 00:23:02,003 [LILLY SNORTS] I know. 538 00:23:02,318 --> 00:23:04,055 Okay, we gotta hustle. 539 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,265 Look what I got! 540 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:07,896 Ooh, the sedative. Is it strong enough? 541 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,133 [EXHALE] [THUD] 542 00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:12,137 Yup, it's strong enough. 543 00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:14,108 - Mm? - Okay, go! 544 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,444 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 545 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,383 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 546 00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,356 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Gimme five! 547 00:23:21,456 --> 00:23:23,260 Whoa! Nice stuff. 548 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,997 Mr. Black, you're looking good! 549 00:23:25,022 --> 00:23:26,995 Whoa! Way, yes! 550 00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:28,938 Okay, what's the plan? 551 00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,875 I distract him while you dose him? 552 00:23:30,975 --> 00:23:32,211 Yeah! Whoa! 553 00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:33,881 Come on. 554 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:35,150 Hey! 555 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,021 Nice 'fits, ladies! 556 00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:38,456 Give me ten! 557 00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:40,427 Ho! 558 00:23:42,331 --> 00:23:44,870 Oh... [LAUGHS] 559 00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:46,272 I'll get you next time! 560 00:23:46,372 --> 00:23:47,976 That was way too close! 561 00:23:48,076 --> 00:23:50,280 He's high-fiving everyone like crazy. 562 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:53,219 Crap, how are we supposed to insult everyone fast enough? 563 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,151 Without you getting sucked into the dark side again? 564 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:59,520 We need to find someone who's comfortable with being a dick. 565 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:01,436 [SIGH] 566 00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:08,350 Ha! 567 00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:10,220 Good one, Tate-meister. 568 00:24:10,554 --> 00:24:12,257 Gah! 569 00:24:12,358 --> 00:24:14,228 Looks like the Kevin already got him! 570 00:24:14,428 --> 00:24:16,132 Yeah. 571 00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:17,894 Tate! 572 00:24:18,336 --> 00:24:19,924 What's up? 573 00:24:19,949 --> 00:24:21,250 Okay. 574 00:24:21,275 --> 00:24:23,948 Look, I'm only saying this because I have to: 575 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:26,085 Candace only likes you because you have abs! 576 00:24:26,185 --> 00:24:27,554 Huh. Oh, yeah! 577 00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:29,325 What? No! Not a compliment! 578 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:30,636 Dad bods are in. 579 00:24:30,661 --> 00:24:32,495 - You look stupid! - You are stupid! 580 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:35,337 What's your problem? Why are you being so mean to me? 581 00:24:35,437 --> 00:24:37,074 [SNIFFING] 582 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,946 Hm, no cologne. 583 00:24:39,971 --> 00:24:41,073 Hm. 584 00:24:41,098 --> 00:24:42,935 I haven't sprayed up yet. 585 00:24:43,061 --> 00:24:44,831 Ohh... 586 00:24:44,856 --> 00:24:46,969 He's not infected; he's just Tate. 587 00:24:46,994 --> 00:24:48,363 We're sorry. 588 00:24:48,463 --> 00:24:50,200 We're in a bit of a... 589 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:52,371 Dealing with a tight situation. 590 00:24:53,173 --> 00:24:54,508 Don't say there's a monster. 591 00:24:54,608 --> 00:24:55,978 There's a monster. 592 00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,085 It's possessing Varshidi and infecting everyone's egos 593 00:24:59,110 --> 00:25:01,185 until their heads explode. 594 00:25:01,589 --> 00:25:03,259 No, thanks. I'm out. 595 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,562 Tate! 596 00:25:04,662 --> 00:25:05,998 We need your help. 597 00:25:06,099 --> 00:25:08,503 Everyone with an ego is in danger of exploding. 598 00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:11,008 You're our best shot at keeping everyone safe. 599 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:13,154 Because I'm, like, a protector type? 600 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,016 Mm, because you're a dick. 601 00:25:15,117 --> 00:25:16,486 That's how you stop the exploding, 602 00:25:16,586 --> 00:25:17,989 you hurt people's egos. 603 00:25:18,089 --> 00:25:20,127 You were the first person we thought of. 604 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,099 This monster shit's a lot and I've been trying to be nicer. 605 00:25:23,124 --> 00:25:24,961 Look, we need you. 606 00:25:24,986 --> 00:25:26,990 The school needs you. 607 00:25:27,015 --> 00:25:30,789 Be our asshole in shining armour just one last time 608 00:25:30,814 --> 00:25:32,495 and then never again! 609 00:25:33,186 --> 00:25:35,257 Okay, I'll do it, to save the school. 610 00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:36,325 Oh, my God. 611 00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:38,955 Who, exactly, do I need to be mean to? 612 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,249 Everyone. 613 00:25:43,073 --> 00:25:47,041 [ENERGETIC MUSIC] Ooh! Flowers are in now, huh? 614 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:50,062 Nice zit! That's a popper. 615 00:25:50,087 --> 00:25:51,522 Buddy, you ever try deodorant? 616 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:53,549 Sorry! Gotta say it. 617 00:25:56,132 --> 00:25:57,468 [VARSHIDI HUMS HAPPILY] 618 00:26:01,742 --> 00:26:03,213 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 619 00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:05,484 Go now! Go, go, go, go, go! 620 00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,221 [VARSHIDI CONTINUES HUMMING] 621 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,962 [LIQUID SLOSHING] 622 00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:15,036 Ho, you did it! You did it! 623 00:26:15,137 --> 00:26:16,372 [LAUGHING] 624 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,480 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 625 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,217 VARSHIDI: This is... 626 00:26:22,317 --> 00:26:23,954 Okay. 627 00:26:24,255 --> 00:26:26,192 Now, we just have to wait until... 628 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:28,329 - VARSHIDI: Your favorite. - FRICK: Cheers. 629 00:26:28,429 --> 00:26:31,536 Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 630 00:26:31,636 --> 00:26:33,473 [SLURPING] 631 00:26:33,573 --> 00:26:34,690 No, no, no. 632 00:26:34,715 --> 00:26:37,034 FRICK: Wait, not a camom... 633 00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:40,086 [SNORING] 634 00:26:40,111 --> 00:26:42,683 Her depiction... Sorry. 635 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:45,781 Her depiction of the Australian outback is offensive! 636 00:26:45,806 --> 00:26:48,729 As is the idea that kangaroos and crocodiles 637 00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:52,144 would interact on any level, let alone be friends... 638 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:53,513 It's ridiculous. 639 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:54,815 TATE: Hello, Fighting Ferrets! 640 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:59,565 Just a friendly reminder that you're all mega-dorks and you suck! Peace! 641 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:03,132 Tate. He's such an ass. 642 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:06,940 Like, it's so cringe having to apologize for him all the time. 643 00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:09,578 Like, everyone says we're meant to be together, but... 644 00:27:09,678 --> 00:27:13,553 it's seriously getting old trying to keep him happy when... 645 00:27:13,653 --> 00:27:16,225 When he doesn't care at all if I'm happy. 646 00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:19,031 Like, would it kill him for once to be supportive? 647 00:27:19,131 --> 00:27:20,600 [TENDER MUSIC] 648 00:27:22,504 --> 00:27:24,208 Why am I telling you this? 649 00:27:24,233 --> 00:27:25,937 Uh... 650 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,082 H-h-how did you do that? 651 00:27:28,107 --> 00:27:29,880 I'm not doing anything. 652 00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:33,459 And I don't have to do anything either, right? 653 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,465 No, I don't have to do anything I don't wanna do. 654 00:27:37,534 --> 00:27:39,538 No, you're right. Let's go. 655 00:27:40,273 --> 00:27:42,010 Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 656 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,379 where are we going? 657 00:27:46,552 --> 00:27:48,323 Tate Hudson, we need to talk. 658 00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,615 What's up, babe? 659 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,130 I don't want to make excuses for you anymore. 660 00:27:52,231 --> 00:27:54,407 I don't want to sit at your soccer games. 661 00:27:54,432 --> 00:27:56,727 I don't want to watch you play Zombie Hunters, 662 00:27:56,752 --> 00:27:58,109 or whatever it's called. 663 00:27:58,141 --> 00:27:59,823 You know, I don't even like video games. 664 00:27:59,848 --> 00:28:00,854 Wait, what? 665 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,386 You never care about what I'm interested in, okay? 666 00:28:03,411 --> 00:28:05,440 I-I don't even know why we're still doing this, Tate. 667 00:28:05,465 --> 00:28:07,527 We're not a good fit. 668 00:28:07,628 --> 00:28:09,598 I mean, who are we doing this for because 669 00:28:09,698 --> 00:28:11,335 it's obviously not for ourselves? 670 00:28:11,435 --> 00:28:13,172 [EMOTIONAL MUSIC] 671 00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:14,675 Are you breaking up with me? 672 00:28:15,878 --> 00:28:17,180 I'm sorry. 673 00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:21,589 But we're still on for Saturday, though, right? 674 00:28:21,689 --> 00:28:23,226 No! 675 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,030 This is for real. 676 00:28:25,055 --> 00:28:26,290 We're over. 677 00:28:26,867 --> 00:28:28,436 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 678 00:28:28,536 --> 00:28:30,206 Just to be clear... 679 00:28:30,818 --> 00:28:32,922 she came to that conclusion on her own. 680 00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,517 Just to be clear. 681 00:28:35,617 --> 00:28:37,220 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 682 00:28:41,228 --> 00:28:42,564 Okay. 683 00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,995 Well, that didn't go as planned! 684 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:46,255 It's okay! 685 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,420 You're a brave, strong rainbow of flowers for trying! 686 00:28:49,445 --> 00:28:51,082 Hnh. 687 00:28:51,182 --> 00:28:52,451 [SIGH] Okay. 688 00:28:53,353 --> 00:28:54,421 We need to think. 689 00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:58,496 We need to somehow trick Varshidi 690 00:28:58,596 --> 00:29:02,404 and get him alone absolutely nowhere near Frick. 691 00:29:03,162 --> 00:29:04,865 And then... 692 00:29:04,890 --> 00:29:06,657 Bam! Knock his ass out! 693 00:29:07,614 --> 00:29:09,318 I'm a brave, 694 00:29:09,343 --> 00:29:10,443 strong 695 00:29:10,468 --> 00:29:12,074 rainbow of flowers. 696 00:29:12,624 --> 00:29:14,628 I'm a brave, strong rainbow of flowers. 697 00:29:14,728 --> 00:29:15,830 VARSHIDI: Drama queen, 698 00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:18,369 Valerie what's-her-name! 699 00:29:18,394 --> 00:29:19,423 Hey! 700 00:29:19,448 --> 00:29:23,907 Can't remember your last name but you know who you are! 701 00:29:23,932 --> 00:29:25,550 Oh, he's gonna get Val! 702 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:26,819 Oh. 703 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,391 Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long. 704 00:29:30,928 --> 00:29:32,464 [WHOOSH] 705 00:29:32,698 --> 00:29:34,702 [VARSHIDI LAUGHING] Ah, yeah. 706 00:29:34,802 --> 00:29:36,439 Oh! 707 00:29:36,539 --> 00:29:38,309 [UNINTELLIGIBLE CONVERSATION] 708 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,347 Oh, no, she's done for. 709 00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:43,419 Wait... 710 00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:45,557 Something's wrong. 711 00:29:45,657 --> 00:29:47,594 Okay, come back later! 712 00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,369 Hey, you in the sweater! 713 00:29:51,469 --> 00:29:52,738 You're looking good, my friend! 714 00:29:52,838 --> 00:29:54,441 High five. 715 00:29:56,056 --> 00:29:57,581 Psst. Val! 716 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,520 Val. 717 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,224 Come on. 718 00:30:02,324 --> 00:30:03,526 How are you feeling? 719 00:30:03,626 --> 00:30:05,397 What did Varshidi say to you? 720 00:30:05,497 --> 00:30:08,269 He said that I'm special. 721 00:30:08,369 --> 00:30:10,140 And a... [SCOFFS] 722 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,475 A great actor. 723 00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:13,488 But he's wrong 724 00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:16,318 because I have a boring face and no talent, so... 725 00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:20,260 So, you feel okay? 726 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:22,781 No. No, I'm not okay. Do I look okay, Lilly? 727 00:30:22,806 --> 00:30:24,401 No, I'm in mourning for my acting career. 728 00:30:24,501 --> 00:30:25,737 - Hold on a second! - Okay. 729 00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:27,474 She's not infected. 730 00:30:27,574 --> 00:30:29,306 I don't think he got to her ego. 731 00:30:29,331 --> 00:30:31,034 I think she's too far gone! 732 00:30:32,751 --> 00:30:34,421 Do you think...? 733 00:30:36,993 --> 00:30:38,296 - Val? - Hm? 734 00:30:39,019 --> 00:30:41,824 I think we might have the perfect role for you. 735 00:30:42,771 --> 00:30:44,475 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 736 00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:46,779 [CALMING BREATH] 737 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,483 [CLEARS THROAT] 738 00:30:52,657 --> 00:30:54,461 [CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY] 739 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,699 Back so soon! 740 00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:58,336 Amazing. 741 00:30:58,436 --> 00:30:59,605 Yeah! 742 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:00,923 I was just wondering: 743 00:31:00,948 --> 00:31:03,054 do you think you could take a look at something 744 00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:04,181 that I'm working on? 745 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,519 It's just nobody seems to understand my work 746 00:31:06,619 --> 00:31:08,623 quite like you do, so I was just... 747 00:31:08,648 --> 00:31:11,853 Of course! Anything for a future star. 748 00:31:11,878 --> 00:31:14,276 Oh, stop! Seriously. [BOTH LAUGH] 749 00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:15,637 - Just right out here. - Oh, nice. 750 00:31:16,472 --> 00:31:17,541 Let's go. 751 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,816 I'm sure that whatever you're working on 752 00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:23,196 is magical. 753 00:31:23,221 --> 00:31:25,056 You have such a spark. 754 00:31:26,692 --> 00:31:28,362 Ah, thank you. 755 00:31:28,463 --> 00:31:29,765 Of course. 756 00:31:29,866 --> 00:31:31,469 [DOOR CLOSES] 757 00:31:32,671 --> 00:31:34,374 - Ha! - Oh! 758 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:36,378 What the hell...? What are you doing? 759 00:31:36,479 --> 00:31:37,647 [MUMBLING] 760 00:31:37,747 --> 00:31:39,284 [ENERGETIC MUSIC] 761 00:31:41,088 --> 00:31:42,791 Oh! Ho, hoo... 762 00:31:42,892 --> 00:31:44,528 [BREATHY LAUGH] 763 00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:47,501 - Oh, did I do okay? - Amazing! 764 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,805 I see awards in your future, Valerie, seriously. 765 00:31:49,906 --> 00:31:51,542 Really? 766 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:53,780 Thank you, guys. 767 00:31:53,881 --> 00:31:57,554 You know, you never did tell me what the prank was for and... 768 00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,291 Okay, yeah, bye. [DOOR SLAMS] 769 00:31:59,316 --> 00:32:01,019 Okay. 770 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:07,307 - [GROANING] - LILLY: Where's Brutus? 771 00:32:07,656 --> 00:32:09,751 It's not like we can actually start without him! 772 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:12,017 [LILLY SIGHS] 773 00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:13,586 Astrid? 774 00:32:13,686 --> 00:32:15,356 Call him already. 775 00:32:15,456 --> 00:32:16,860 I know something's up. 776 00:32:18,463 --> 00:32:19,933 My apology didn't work. 777 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,003 I don't know! It's hard, okay? 778 00:32:22,103 --> 00:32:24,007 Nobody told me it was going to be this hard! 779 00:32:24,107 --> 00:32:27,414 Girl, there are a million songs about how this exact thing 780 00:32:27,514 --> 00:32:28,884 is hard. 781 00:32:29,141 --> 00:32:30,712 What are you so afraid of? 782 00:32:31,622 --> 00:32:33,493 You dosed Varshidi's coffee. 783 00:32:33,593 --> 00:32:35,029 You talked sense into me. 784 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:37,399 You freaking showed up today! 785 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,497 Don't tell me you're afraid of some boy. 786 00:32:41,075 --> 00:32:42,611 I'm here! I'm here. 787 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:44,381 Okay. 788 00:32:44,406 --> 00:32:45,810 [VARSHIDI MOANS] 789 00:32:45,835 --> 00:32:48,397 You have a cauldron. Careful, that's heavy. 790 00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:49,959 Mm. What? 791 00:32:50,059 --> 00:32:51,595 Eye of alien newt. [VARSHIDI MOANS] 792 00:32:52,899 --> 00:32:54,434 Dust of norm-norm horn. 793 00:32:54,535 --> 00:32:55,871 I had to pay extra for this. 794 00:32:55,971 --> 00:32:57,073 Let me see. 795 00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:59,913 - Ears in brine. - Ears in brine? 796 00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:01,615 Gum. 797 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,486 That's for me. 798 00:33:03,586 --> 00:33:04,989 And this. 799 00:33:05,590 --> 00:33:07,060 Instructions. 800 00:33:08,095 --> 00:33:09,631 Oh! 801 00:33:09,731 --> 00:33:11,001 And this. 802 00:33:11,101 --> 00:33:12,537 Toenail clippers. 803 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:14,074 [BLOWS HARD] 804 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,412 Why? 805 00:33:16,512 --> 00:33:19,084 To clip his toenails, obviously, for the orb. 806 00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:21,088 You're gonna stay and help us, right? 807 00:33:21,188 --> 00:33:22,424 Oh, no, no. [GAGS] No. 808 00:33:22,524 --> 00:33:24,996 No, I get a little queasy with exorcisms and 809 00:33:25,096 --> 00:33:26,498 rule 41C: 810 00:33:26,599 --> 00:33:28,904 monster shall not exorcise monster, 811 00:33:29,004 --> 00:33:30,506 so I'm crossing a bit of a line here. 812 00:33:30,607 --> 00:33:32,043 What if we have questions? 813 00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,914 Okay, have fun, bye! [GAGS] 814 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,483 Sorry. 815 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,420 I guess I'll get the orb and... 816 00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:39,491 we'll have our first exorcism. 817 00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:43,566 Oh, hey! 818 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,503 You are at my locker again. 819 00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:47,440 Hey. Um... 820 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:50,113 thanks for getting Eggs to study with me. 821 00:33:50,713 --> 00:33:52,384 Ah, was it helpful? 822 00:33:52,409 --> 00:33:54,587 Yeah, um. Hm... 823 00:33:54,655 --> 00:33:56,058 I broke up with Tate. 824 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,097 I know, kind of crazy, but, um, I... 825 00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,788 I think it was the right thing to do. 826 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:04,976 You know, we weren't really meant for each other. 827 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:06,579 I wouldn't have realized that without Eggs 828 00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:08,583 and that's thanks to you. 829 00:34:09,058 --> 00:34:10,594 Oh. 830 00:34:10,619 --> 00:34:12,256 Oh, um, you're... 831 00:34:12,557 --> 00:34:14,595 You're welcome. 832 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,133 Yeah, and, um, now I'll actually have a shot 833 00:34:17,233 --> 00:34:18,736 at acing my midterms, so, uh, 834 00:34:18,836 --> 00:34:20,740 screw you, Mom. 835 00:34:21,508 --> 00:34:23,012 Ah, hey! 836 00:34:23,746 --> 00:34:26,018 I'm really happy that we're friends again. 837 00:34:27,087 --> 00:34:28,623 Me too. 838 00:34:35,803 --> 00:34:37,474 [VARSHIDI GROANS] 839 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:39,544 Worse than a doctor's note. 840 00:34:40,813 --> 00:34:42,717 [GROAN] 841 00:34:42,817 --> 00:34:45,023 You might want to think about this, girlie... 842 00:34:45,123 --> 00:34:46,492 [SNIFFS] 843 00:34:46,592 --> 00:34:48,462 I can smell the fear on you... 844 00:34:49,197 --> 00:34:51,769 Come here, I'll make you not scared anymore. 845 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:54,107 I'm not scared. 846 00:34:54,207 --> 00:34:56,512 Always so afraid, Astrid. 847 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,117 I can see how scared you are, 848 00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:01,488 scared to get hurt, 849 00:35:01,588 --> 00:35:03,125 scared of letting people see you. 850 00:35:03,225 --> 00:35:05,029 I'm not scared! 851 00:35:05,129 --> 00:35:06,765 [LAUGHS] Scaredy cat! 852 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,039 Too afraid to do anything! 853 00:35:10,139 --> 00:35:11,642 Come here! 854 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:14,147 Or are you scared of me too? 855 00:35:14,247 --> 00:35:15,717 I'm not scared! 856 00:35:15,817 --> 00:35:17,187 [MOANS] 857 00:35:18,723 --> 00:35:20,193 [PHONE VIBRATES] 858 00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:24,167 - Hello? - Uh! Um... 859 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:26,505 I... I am scared. 860 00:35:26,605 --> 00:35:29,511 I mean, I don't wanna be hot and cold with you, 861 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:31,648 I wanna be hot with you. 862 00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:34,853 I'm sorry for being shitty. 863 00:35:35,556 --> 00:35:37,527 I really like you, and... [VARSHIDI SNORES] 864 00:35:37,794 --> 00:35:40,800 I like being with you, and seeing you, and... 865 00:35:40,901 --> 00:35:42,537 kissing you. 866 00:35:42,562 --> 00:35:43,966 And... 867 00:35:43,991 --> 00:35:45,928 I wanna do all the other stuff with you, too. 868 00:35:47,714 --> 00:35:50,153 Seriously, all I think about is seeing you naked. 869 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,157 Sorry if that's slutty. 870 00:35:52,257 --> 00:35:53,826 Can you even say slutty anymore? 871 00:35:53,927 --> 00:35:55,697 It's really hard to keep track. 872 00:35:55,797 --> 00:35:57,233 It's Astrid. 873 00:35:57,734 --> 00:35:59,104 Hi, Astrid. 874 00:35:59,204 --> 00:36:00,573 Hi. 875 00:36:00,673 --> 00:36:02,110 Sorry. [SIGH] 876 00:36:02,711 --> 00:36:04,214 I really like you. 877 00:36:04,314 --> 00:36:06,552 Well, I really like the brutal honesty. 878 00:36:06,652 --> 00:36:08,556 And it's not slutty, Astrid, okay? 879 00:36:08,656 --> 00:36:10,059 It's "sex positive." 880 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:12,063 How about we start with another date? 881 00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:13,833 You wanna come over toni... 882 00:36:13,934 --> 00:36:15,837 - Yes. - Okay, great. 883 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:17,462 Thank you 884 00:36:17,588 --> 00:36:19,191 for being so honest. 885 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,215 It's hot... 886 00:36:21,315 --> 00:36:23,085 I really like you, too, Astrid. 887 00:36:23,185 --> 00:36:25,223 Unh. [VARSHIDI GROANS] 888 00:36:25,323 --> 00:36:27,093 What was that? 889 00:36:27,193 --> 00:36:28,729 Nothing. A... A dog. 890 00:36:28,829 --> 00:36:30,266 I'll talk to you later! 891 00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:31,870 [PHONE BEEP] [VARSHIDI GROANS] 892 00:36:32,203 --> 00:36:33,739 [RELIEVED SIGH] 893 00:36:38,215 --> 00:36:40,153 What are you so happy about? 894 00:36:40,253 --> 00:36:42,157 That people can change. 895 00:36:42,257 --> 00:36:43,692 You mean you and Tate? 896 00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:45,229 Yeah. 897 00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:46,866 What are you so happy about? 898 00:36:46,966 --> 00:36:48,702 Did you finally call Sparrow? 899 00:36:48,803 --> 00:36:50,540 You were right. 900 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,143 I was being a baby about it. 901 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,874 Oh, he's so hot, and nice. 902 00:36:55,951 --> 00:36:58,289 I'm gonna touch his naked body later. 903 00:36:58,314 --> 00:37:01,228 [LILLY SQUEALS] [VARSHIDI GROANS] 904 00:37:03,165 --> 00:37:04,634 Let's finish this guy. 905 00:37:11,392 --> 00:37:15,490 [VARSHIDI GROANING] [LIQUID BUBBLING] 906 00:37:16,258 --> 00:37:17,827 You don't want to do this! 907 00:37:18,629 --> 00:37:20,700 Horn of Norm be our protection 908 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,172 from the wicked smears of Kev. 909 00:37:24,174 --> 00:37:27,180 It's either smears or snares, uh... 910 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,317 And with the power of briny ears! 911 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,021 [GAGGING] [COUGHING] 912 00:37:31,121 --> 00:37:32,257 Oh, that stinks. 913 00:37:32,357 --> 00:37:33,726 - Okay... - Okay. 914 00:37:33,826 --> 00:37:35,596 While I put in the eyes, 915 00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:37,667 we need to hit him where it hurts. 916 00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:40,306 - You okay to...? - Yeah, I'm good. 917 00:37:40,406 --> 00:37:41,876 I got it. 918 00:37:42,724 --> 00:37:44,289 You are so lame! 919 00:37:44,314 --> 00:37:47,220 And your stupid nicknames are never gonna stick. 920 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,191 VARSHIDI: No! 921 00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:50,726 I'm so sorry. 922 00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:55,136 Please, come here. 923 00:37:55,236 --> 00:37:57,207 I want to tell you something. 924 00:37:57,307 --> 00:37:58,742 Come. 925 00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,213 [TENSE MUSIC] 926 00:38:03,134 --> 00:38:06,200 [BURPS] [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 927 00:38:06,225 --> 00:38:07,827 Why isn't it working? 928 00:38:07,928 --> 00:38:09,831 Maybe we have to insult Kevin! 929 00:38:09,932 --> 00:38:11,368 Try something monster-specific. 930 00:38:11,468 --> 00:38:13,105 Okay, um... 931 00:38:14,241 --> 00:38:16,178 You picked the worst host. 932 00:38:16,278 --> 00:38:19,351 And-and you smell like the inside of your own butthole! 933 00:38:19,451 --> 00:38:21,255 You infiltrated a high school. 934 00:38:21,355 --> 00:38:23,392 Talk about low-hanging fruit! 935 00:38:23,492 --> 00:38:25,096 [MOANING] 936 00:38:25,363 --> 00:38:27,100 It's working! 937 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,704 You are so pathetic, you couldn't even get Val. 938 00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:33,112 And every monster gets Val! 939 00:38:33,212 --> 00:38:34,714 [MOANING] [BREATHING HEAVILY] 940 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:40,193 You don't want to do anything to harm your poor principal now, do you? 941 00:38:40,293 --> 00:38:43,799 Why don't you untie him? 942 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:46,838 Ahh, shit! 943 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:49,144 Yeah, he can't focus, he's-he's losing power! 944 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:53,118 Okay, um... All we need is a body part to finish it! 945 00:38:53,143 --> 00:38:54,645 Not it. 946 00:38:54,821 --> 00:38:56,258 Goddamn it. 947 00:38:56,358 --> 00:38:57,794 [VARSHIDI MOANING] 948 00:38:57,895 --> 00:38:59,264 [LILLY SIGHS] 949 00:38:59,364 --> 00:39:00,868 Okay, okay, okay... 950 00:39:02,337 --> 00:39:03,940 [LILLY GROANS] 951 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:07,413 [GAGS] I can't. 952 00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:08,682 Oh, my God. 953 00:39:08,782 --> 00:39:11,154 - I can't! - Just do it, just do it! 954 00:39:11,255 --> 00:39:12,724 [LILLY WHINES] 955 00:39:12,824 --> 00:39:14,261 [VARSHIDI GROANS] 956 00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:16,431 [TOENAIL RIPPING] 957 00:39:16,531 --> 00:39:18,168 Where'd it go? 958 00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:21,048 Astrid, where did it go? 959 00:39:21,073 --> 00:39:22,151 It's in your hair! 960 00:39:22,176 --> 00:39:23,880 Get it out of my hair! 961 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:25,783 Clip another piece! 962 00:39:25,884 --> 00:39:27,754 This is the worst thing we've ever had to do! 963 00:39:27,854 --> 00:39:29,357 You think I'm bad? 964 00:39:29,457 --> 00:39:30,861 Just wait... 965 00:39:31,274 --> 00:39:34,167 He's worse than anything you can imagine. 966 00:39:34,267 --> 00:39:35,403 Who? 967 00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:37,440 The Guardian! 968 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:40,914 And he can't be banished once he takes root! 969 00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:44,421 And you two don't even know that he's here! 970 00:39:44,521 --> 00:39:46,191 What are you talking about? 971 00:39:46,291 --> 00:39:47,727 Okay, let's just finish this shit! 972 00:39:47,827 --> 00:39:49,164 I got a date to get to! 973 00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:50,800 Okay, okay... 974 00:39:50,901 --> 00:39:52,779 [VARSHIDI MOANS] 975 00:39:52,804 --> 00:39:54,274 [LILLY GROANS] Ah. 976 00:39:54,374 --> 00:39:55,877 [VARSHIDI CONTINUES MOANING] 977 00:39:57,213 --> 00:39:58,482 Oh, my God. 978 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,626 Ah! 979 00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:06,331 Ahh! 980 00:40:06,431 --> 00:40:07,935 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 981 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,479 ASTRID: Ooh. 982 00:40:17,487 --> 00:40:19,124 Mmm... 983 00:40:19,224 --> 00:40:20,826 That's it, huh? 984 00:40:21,361 --> 00:40:22,830 I'm gonna 985 00:40:22,931 --> 00:40:25,369 put it in the orb. You've done your part. 986 00:40:25,469 --> 00:40:26,973 [SIGHS] Thank you. 987 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,977 [SIGHS] 988 00:40:29,077 --> 00:40:30,513 [CHEERY MUSIC] 989 00:40:43,695 --> 00:40:45,164 What the hell? 990 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:47,847 POLICE CHIEF (OVER RADIO): What's taking so long? 991 00:40:47,919 --> 00:40:50,190 You didn't mess up the crime scene, did you? 992 00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:56,259 Um... 993 00:40:56,298 --> 00:40:58,235 Brutus might want those for something weird. 994 00:40:58,335 --> 00:40:59,404 Mm-hm. 995 00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:01,876 Good on him for showing up when he did, though. 996 00:41:01,976 --> 00:41:04,014 What, did you, like, time travel here? 997 00:41:06,051 --> 00:41:07,854 - You're gonna let that slide? - [SIGHS] 998 00:41:07,955 --> 00:41:10,326 Yep, my bullying career is officially over. 999 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,797 Things are back to the way they should be. 1000 00:41:12,898 --> 00:41:14,969 Hey, what did you think about what Kevin said 1001 00:41:15,069 --> 00:41:16,505 about the guardian something? 1002 00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:18,475 Well, I didn't see it on Brutus' list. 1003 00:41:18,575 --> 00:41:20,246 It can't be worse than the crap we've had to deal with. 1004 00:41:20,346 --> 00:41:22,350 As long as there's no more brains. 1005 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:23,887 Or toenails. 1006 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,923 [CHRISTINE HUMS AMAZING GRACE] 1007 00:41:51,074 --> 00:41:52,577 [DOOR OPENING] 1008 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,381 [MALEVOLENT MUSIC] 1009 00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:55,917 Tom! 1010 00:41:56,017 --> 00:41:57,453 Hi. 1011 00:41:57,553 --> 00:41:59,324 Let me help you with those. 1012 00:41:59,745 --> 00:42:01,448 Basement is all yours. 1013 00:42:03,132 --> 00:42:04,601 Wow. 1014 00:42:04,701 --> 00:42:06,471 Didn't expect a warm welcome. 1015 00:42:07,006 --> 00:42:08,542 Hm. 1016 00:42:10,012 --> 00:42:11,481 Hm. 1017 00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:14,087 I hope things can be peaceful from now on. 1018 00:42:14,955 --> 00:42:16,425 Me too, Chrissy. 1019 00:42:16,525 --> 00:42:17,928 [INHALES; EXHALES] 1020 00:42:18,028 --> 00:42:19,932 I'm glad you came to your senses. 1021 00:42:20,399 --> 00:42:21,936 [SIGHS HAPPILY] 1022 00:42:23,372 --> 00:42:24,909 [DOOR OPENS] 1023 00:42:28,348 --> 00:42:29,919 [DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES] 1024 00:42:30,019 --> 00:42:32,056 It's dark. Where's the switch? 1025 00:42:32,423 --> 00:42:34,360 It's at the end of the hall! 1026 00:42:39,704 --> 00:42:41,374 [SLOW FOOTSTEPS] 1027 00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:42,978 [DOOR OPENING] 1028 00:42:46,184 --> 00:42:48,622 I told you I would never let you down. 1029 00:42:48,722 --> 00:42:50,159 [TOM SCREAMING] 1030 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,603 [SCREAMING STOPS SUDDENLY] 1031 00:42:55,798 --> 00:42:59,798 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 67636

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