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- Wow, your phone's really
blowing up.
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What's happening?
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I'm not getting service.
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- Oh, my God, what did you do?
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- Okay, okay.
I can explain.
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- Drop it!
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Drop it!
Barry, drop it.
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You know grapes can kill you.
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Reach into his mouth.
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Reach into his mouth!
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Barry, look at Mommy.
Look at Mommy.
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Spit it out.
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I love that smell!
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- Jet fuel and melting rubber?
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- Yup.
Vegas, baby.
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- Welcome home.
- Thank you.
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- Are you headed to
the Shops At Crystals?
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- No, no,
straight to the house.
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- You know, you go ahead.
I'm just gonna call a car
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and head back to the Palmetto,
I have some stuff to get,
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I have a couple calls
to make, so--
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- No, you're going with me.
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We got a lot
of work to do, kiddo.
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- That was fast.
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- No, no, it's good.
It's good.
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That was the old show.
I'm done with that.
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We're gonna work
this new one out on the road
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and it's gonna get me
a bigger and better residency.
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And the Palmetto
can kiss my ass.
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- Totally.
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- You know,
I haven't been this excited
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about my material in years.
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It's invigorating
when you bomb
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and you have
to start from scratch.
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It's like when you
clean out your closet
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and you buy
a whole new wardrobe.
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- Can't relate.
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I still wear my bras
from the eighth grade.
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- Now those bras
you should burn.
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- Oh, put him on speaker.
I need to talk to him.
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- Jimmy.
- Are you trying
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to put me in the ground?
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- Uh, you're here--it's me
and Deborah in the car.
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- Oh, hey, Deborah.
I'm on speaker.
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What are you guys doing?
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- I wanna have a meeting
in 20 to plan this tour.
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I'll get Damien and Marcus.
We'll call you back.
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- Great and Ava,
maybe afterward you can
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just give me a quick call,
you can just catch--
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- Hey, Ben, turn that up.
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- Kayla,
we've been over what is
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inappropriate behavior
in the past.
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- I said I'm sorry.
Okay?
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I'm sorry.
I don't know why I'm being,
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like, arrested for wearing
pajamas on a business trip.
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- They were not pajamas.
It was silk lingerie.
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- Okay, the fashion police
is here.
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I didn't know I was going
on a trip with Stacy London.
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- Okay guys, let's be careful
not to police anyone's fashion,
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but also, Kayla, it did
make Jimmy uncomfortable.
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- Look, I'm just not sure
I'm comfortable
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with her staying on my desk.
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- But I don't, like, get that
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because he was,
like, my babysitter.
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Like, he's changed my diapers.
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What are you talking about?
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I was not your babysitter.
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We were around each other
as kids 'cause our dads
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were in business together,
but I never babysat you.
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- Um, I literally remember you
changing my diaper.
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- Ew, Kayla! You don't remember
being a baby.
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You don't even remember
my lunch order.
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- Uh, Mendocino Farms
Chinese chicken salad!
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- Well that's a first!
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- Kayla, your behavior was
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interpreted as a sexual advance
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and anything of a sexual nature
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is against Latitude's
code of conduct.
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- Okay, I just think
that it's gonna be hard
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because, you know, we work
in the entertainment business.
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And every movie or
TV show's about sex.
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- That is so not true.
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- Name one movie
that's not about sex.
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- "Sophie's Choice,"
"Schindler's List,"
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"Saving Private Ryan."
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- Okay, name one movie
that's not about sex or Nazis.
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- "Cast Away."
- That's about masturbation.
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- Okay, Barbara,
help me out here please.
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- Um, "Pig In The City."
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- Oh, my God.
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- Okay, so on this tour
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I wanna do 35 dates
before Christmas.
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That means
I think we should start
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in the San Francisco Orpheum
and move our way east.
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- Love that idea,
but I do think a lot
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of the larger venues
are likely already booked.
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- That's fine.
I'll do drop ins.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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I mean, I don't expect
this to be a money maker.
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It's all about back to basics.
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And we need a really good
tour manager, Vinny DeMoan.
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- Oh, uh, he...died.
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- Oh.
Did we send flowers?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- Well, we gotta get
somebody really good.
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- Okay, yup. I'll have Kayla
check some avails.
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- Love it.
Oh, by the way,
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put Helen and Marcel
on retainer so that
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they're available
when I get the new residency.
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- So they've already put in
their two weeks' notice.
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They're doing makeup
for the Blue Man Group.
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- Oh.
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Well, they probably need less
time in the chair than I do.
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Damien, did you check into
that tour bus I sent you?
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- I did.
Unfortunately,
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it's currently
in use by Lil Uzi Vert.
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- Lil--
- Uzi Vert.
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- Okay, look, does anybody
have anything positive to add?
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- I think this
could be a great time
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to repaint the moldings
in the sitting rooms.
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- Yes.
Thank you, Josefina.
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Thank you.
This is good, this is good.
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Everybody's busy.
We got lots to do.
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Oh, and Marcus, this means
I'm gonna be on the road,
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you'll have a lot more time
for your favorite water cop.
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- So true.
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- Let's circle back
to the moldings.
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I have a connection at Valspar.
- Ooh.
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- And I'm thinking
maybe eggshell
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or satin?
- Mm, satin, satin.
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- Okay.
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- Hey,
this is Jimmy Lusaque Jr.
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Leave a message.
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- Hello?
- Hi, Daisy.
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It's Ava
from that horrible meeting.
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I mean, it started good.
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- Yeah, I recall.
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- Okay, so look,
I really shouldn't
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have sent you that email.
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I mean, my bad.
My bad 10,000, you know?
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Anyway, I'm calling
as a friend to say you really
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shouldn't use
anything from the email.
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I mean, for your own sake.
Deborah can be very litigious,
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and I think
she'll come after you is all.
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And I just don't think
you want that kind of
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a headache
in the first season of a show.
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- Oh, well that's very
kind of you, but we actually
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just forwarded your email
to the studio.
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And since you very specifically
ended your note with:
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"I officially release my
permission over these stories,"
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we're sorted.
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- Okay, I shouldn't
have sent that.
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I was way out of line.
I was just upset
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and Deborah had
just slapped me and--
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- Wait, she slapped you?
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- Was that not in the email?
- No.
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- Ah, shit.
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- Is that "Jingle Bells?"
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- Yeah, I'm in Deborah's
Christmas room.
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Don't use that.
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- You know,
I'm gonna do you a favor
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and just hang up, yeah?
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- Thank you.
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- Hi, honey.
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You're eating
Josefina's chicken pot pie
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and it's 10 a.m.
What's wrong?
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- No, don't, don't.
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Don't psychoanalyze my pot pie,
all right?
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- Okay, okay.
I just meant that, you know,
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the last time you did this was
when Carrot Top ghosted you.
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- Well,
if he didn't wanna date,
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then he should've
had an adult conversation.
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- I told you to
never date a comedian
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and you're
way out of his league.
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- Yeah, I'm out
of Carrot Top's league.
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That's what made
the whole thing so fucked up.
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Oh, God, Mom.
You know what?
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Look, I didn't wanna
tell you like this,
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but I've been doing IVF
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because Aidan and I
wanna start a family.
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- Oh.
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- It was the second round,
and it didn't
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it didn't take,
and I just--
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I didn't want Aidan
to see me upset
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'cause he's training
for tomorrow's fight.
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- Okay.
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Well, you know,
maybe it's for the best.
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I mean, you did
just meet this guy.
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- This guy?
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Aidan is my husband, Mom.
He's a part of our family.
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- I--I just meant that
in case it didn't work out,
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that it would probably be good
not to rush into having a child
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in the unlikely event
of a divorce.
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- You are unbelievable.
You know what?
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Forget it.
I'm leaving anyway.
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Josefina forgot
the fucking peas
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so this pot pie
tastes like shit.
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- Hello. Hi!
- Hello.
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- Here's the script
you wanted, ugly.
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- Kayla, you don't have
to call me ugly.
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- What?
Barbara said not to be sexual.
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Isn't the opposite
of being sexual
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telling you have a fugly face?
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- No, it's actually bullying.
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- What do you want me to say?
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That during the company
softball game
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I saw the full outline
of your wiener
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through your mesh shorts,
and it was surprisingly big
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for somebody
with such a high voice.
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Happy now, ugly?
- No.
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- See?
Really high.
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- Okay, Kayla, just--
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can you shut the door, please?
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- What?
- No.
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I want you to leave
and then shut the door.
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- Okay!
God, help us all!
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- Okay, stop yelling.
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We're in a corporate
environment.
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Ava, I'm on a razor's edge.
Are you alone?
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- Yeah, I'm hiding out
in Deborah's Christmas room.
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Somehow it feels racist in
here, but I can't explain why.
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Anyway, look,
I've been thinking
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and I think I should
just own up to it
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and tell Deborah
about the email.
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- Highly, highly disagree.
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She will kill you
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if she finds out and me,
all right?
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Do me a favor,
do not do anything.
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- Okay.
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Okay,
I won't do anything further.
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But I--I should tell you,
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I did call Daisy,
and I made it worse.
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- Ava, I need you
to take your phone
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and I need you to throw it
into the ocean.
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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
Good note, good note.
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- Listen, I'm trying to get in
touch with Janet Stone, okay?
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She represents Daisy and Jesse.
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I'm gonna try
and reason with her.
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- Uh, isn't that the manager
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who beat her assistant
with a stapler?
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- No, three-hole punch.
Much heavier.
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- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, she gives good,
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decent reps like me a bad name.
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Anyway, I gotta go make
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a sexual harassment
situation go away.
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- Wow, um, okay.
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Okay, bye.
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Seriously, Ray,
you couldn't have just waited
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a few days for me to come by
and get my stuff?
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- Ms. Vance doesn't have
a comped room here anymore,
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so we were asked
to clear it out.
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But I put all the overflow
in these bags.
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- Ah, cool.
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Everything's nice and loose
in there.
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- Yeah.
- Wait.
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