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All right, everybody, look.
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My mama's gonna be here soon.
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Feet down.
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Dave, you know how you usually
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go on and on
about how great I am?
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I know,
I'll turn it down.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I need you to turn it
all the way up.
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Sometimes she forgets the light
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I bring into the world.
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I'm gonna need the full Dave.
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Okay, full Dave.
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Locked and loaded.
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Calvin, she's coming
to see her baby boy
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get the Chamber
of Commerce Award.
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Mama Marilyn's leaving
a luxury cruise
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with Calvin's brother
just to be here.
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Now, that is a proud mother.
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Oh, where was my proud mother
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when I got my award
in fifth grade?
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It was for perfect attendance,
Marty.
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And you didn't attend.
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You don't see the irony in that?
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Look, I just want this
visit to go perfectly.
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Sometimes my mom can be
a little hard to please.
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A little?
Mama Marilyn is a gangster.
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She's the only one
who can crack on Pop
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without him cracking back.
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Well, it's called respect.
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And a little fear.
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I grew up in the '70s.
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Whuppin' kids was
still in style.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- It's true.
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Ooh, she's here, y'all.
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Ooh, I got
flowers for her!
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Okay, baby.
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Hi.Oh, my God!
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Ooh, girl, you look
beautiful as ever.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, my grand babies.
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- You see me!
- I see you.
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With faces like these,
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why don't I have tons
of beautiful great-grand babies?
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Well, Marilyn, I'd settle
for just one ugly one.
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You must be Dave and Gemma.
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Hi! Oh!
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I feel so warm
and safe.
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Hey, Mama.
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Oh, there you are.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're looking good,
baby.
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But you got to start
exfoliating.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, uh, right.
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Uh, Mama Marilyn?
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No need to exfoliate
perfection.
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I mean,
do you see those pores?
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No, you don't,
because they don't exist.
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Dave, come on.
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Y-You're embarrassing me.
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Come on.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 04 Episode 20
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Episode Title: "Welcome to the Mama Drama"
Aired on: May 09, 2022.
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Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook,
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I'd put your recipes in it.
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I understand
why your business is booming.
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- Aw, thank you, Marilyn.
- Yeah.
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Well, you know, Calvin's
auto shop is doing great, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I can't eat a car.
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You know, Mom, uh,
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the city is literally
giving me an award
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for how my business
serves the community.
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I think I'm doing all right.
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Lighten up, Calvin.
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Everything does not
have to be about you.
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Well, you know,
tonight kind of is.
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Well, you know,
Calvin getting an award
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is pretty impressive,
don't you think, Marilyn?
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It was 30 years ago
when I got it.
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They weren't just
handing them out
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to anybody
back in the day.
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Mm.
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And they
still aren't.
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How cool is it that Calvin is
following in your footsteps?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, actually,
I was just thinking
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it should be called
"the Butler Award."
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Oh, that's good,
that's good.
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They should call it
"the Marilyn Butler Award."
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Because I got it first.
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Well, mine's gonna be
shinier than yours
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because it's new.
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What-what's that, Calvin?
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Uh, I was just, I was saying
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that I like your new hairdo.
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Oh.
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That's either
potato chip grease or glue.
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Only one way to find out.
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Oh.
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Peanut butter.
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That's nasty.
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This is why I always get
my own bowl of chips.
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Hey, so what's this history
collage you guys are working on?
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We're learning about
the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas.
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Hmm, I never learned
about that in school.
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Hundreds of Black people
were killed in a riot in 1919.
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The book says that state
officials tried to cover it up.
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Oh, this is a part
of the new
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diverse studies program
that your mom started, huh?
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Yeah, Mom doesn't want us
growing up
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as clueless as you guys did.
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Well...
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I don't want to be clueless,
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so I'm gonna learn
with you guys.
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My dad says
there's lots of people
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who'd rather act like
those things never happened.
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Well, unfortunately,
he's not wrong.
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Boys, set your alarm.
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It's time for me to get woke.
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I'm sorry,
he learned it from TikTok.
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There's nothing
I can do.
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And where would
Calvin's Pit Stop be
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without my Tina?
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She's the engine of my life
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with the performance chassis
that is built
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to hug my road.
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Ooh, that's fire, baby!
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Hold up.
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You're not really gonna
use that tonight, are you?
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Not anymore. No.
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Uh, so what time does
this little thing start tonight?
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Uh, well, this "little thing"
starts at 6:00.
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Aren't you gonna get ready?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just working
on my acceptance speech.
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How hard is it just to say,
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"Thank you, God,
thank you, Mama,"
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and get the hell off the stage?
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Um...
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Marilyn...
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I am supposed
to introduce Calvin tonight,
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but since you're here,
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why don't you say
some nice words
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about him in my place?
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Oh, Tina, that's a
wonderful idea. Thank you.
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Uh, Mama, you sure you can
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put together a speech
at the last minute?
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Last minute is when
I do my best work.
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Oh, babe.
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Um, I probably should've
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run that by you first.
I'm sorry.
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No, you know what, don't be.
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Thank you.
Mm.
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Now my mama will be forced
to brag about me in public.
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You know?
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I wonder what she's
gonna talk about first.
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You know, my business savvy,
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or how the community loves me?
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Or... oh, oh!
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Or how humble I am.
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Stop fighting me, Double Stuf!
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Excuse me,
Mrs. Johnson?
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Yep.
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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
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They said I'd find you
by the vending machine.
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That's sad.
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Um...
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How can I help you?
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I just want to say I'm,
uh, really struggling
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with this new
diversity curriculum.
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"Struggling"?
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Well, not me. More Eden.
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I mean, there's educating,
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and then there's burdening
our children with guilt,
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which can lead to depression
and God knows what else.
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Well, we certainly
don't want any of that.
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Mm-hmm.
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But the goal is
to tell the truth
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about our country's history.
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But by being exposed
to this curriculum,
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she's feeling responsible
for things
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she had nothing to do with.
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Like race riots and slavery.
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Well, our children
didn't fight the British,
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but we teach them about
the American Revolution.
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I just think it's
important for our kids
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to get the full picture.
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I was hoping to avoid this,
Mrs. Johnson, but, um...
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I donate a lot of money
to this school,
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and I'd hate to take it
and my child elsewhere.
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I think the old textbook
gave the right picture.
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If you donate so much money,
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why don't we have
better vending machines?
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Wow, Pop, it is crazy
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how this night is supposed
to be about you,
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but, uh, everybody is
loving on Mama Marilyn.
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Well, that's
all right.
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Because in a minute,
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she's about to give me
all my props.
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Now sit down and eat
your little sea bass.
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Fun fact.
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Marty, this is
the quiet part of the dinner.
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Uh, you okay?
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I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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Well, you're...
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double-fisting rosés.
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They're small.
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I just can't stop thinking about
that big donor from school.
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I've gotten more calls
about the new book.
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If we lose donations over this,
I could lose my job.
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Well, I think
you need to let
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all the parents
voice their opinions.
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I mean, if you're gonna
go down, go down fighting.
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You know what,
you're right.
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I'll call a meeting
and explain how important
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this new curriculum is.Yeah.
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Thanks, honey.
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Two more rosés, please.
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Relax, one's for you.
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Okay, all right,
everybody, here we go.
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Forks down, cameras up.
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Get your camera.
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Welcome, everybody.
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Here to introduce this year's
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Excellence in Business
award winner
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is a recipient herself
for her employment agency,
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and my first crush.
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Mrs. Marilyn Butler.
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Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin.
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This-this is about to get deep,
I'm sure.
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Okay.
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Thank you, everyone.
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What can I say
about my son, Calvin...
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...that he hasn't already
told you about himself?
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Okay, ev-everybody starts
their speech off with a joke.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no.
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That was a pretty good one.
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I always knew Calvin
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would be his own boss.
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He had to be.
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No one else would hire him.
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Calvin, your mom is killing it.
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All my laughs are fake,
by the way.
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I'm so sorry, baby.
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Asking her to do
the intro was a mistake.
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No, Marty's outfit is a mistake.
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This is a disaster.
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Wow.
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Seriously, since there were
so many people tonight
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who thanked me for helping them
start their businesses,
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I think I should get
this award again.
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We love you, Marilyn!
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Sit on down, Frank.
Stop flirting.
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But, seriously,
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this award is
a great honor for my son.
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I'm sure he's gonna cherish
it like it's his first one.
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Because it is.
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00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:24,985
Oh!
260
00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:27,293
This has got to be
almost over, right?
261
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:28,982
If there's a God.
262
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:33,517
I can go on and on about Calvin,
263
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,990
but why do that
when he's so much better at it?
264
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,611
Ladies and gentlemen,
265
00:11:41,696 --> 00:11:43,570
this year's honoree
266
00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:46,051
and his own biggest fan,
267
00:11:46,134 --> 00:11:48,875
my son, Calvin Butler.
268
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:52,448
Go, Daddy!
269
00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:55,147
Oh, she thinks she got jokes?
I got jokes.
270
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:56,931
Ca-Calvin, don't do it.
She's your mother.
271
00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,368
You'll regret it.
Just stick to your speech.
272
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,456
Baby, you'll be fine.
273
00:12:00,541 --> 00:12:02,947
All right, go ahead, baby!
That's my husband! Go, Dad! Go!
274
00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:05,940
You want me to stay
up here with you?
275
00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,551
Make sure
they keep laughing?
276
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:09,902
No, Mama,
I got it. Uh, Frank?
277
00:12:09,985 --> 00:12:11,557
Would you mind? Thank
you. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
278
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,812
Yeah, please,
go with Frank, Mama.
279
00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:18,700
Thank you. And, uh...
280
00:12:18,783 --> 00:12:21,254
thank you, Mama,
for those kind words.
281
00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:28,971
If it wasn't
for your endless positivity,
282
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,873
who knows
where I would be today?
283
00:12:36,726 --> 00:12:39,104
I mean, it's that kind
of motherly love
284
00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:41,711
and support that keeps me going.
285
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,590
Is he making fun of me?
286
00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,591
Oh, the tiramisu
is delicious.
287
00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,546
Did you have some?
288
00:12:54,769 --> 00:12:57,251
And again,
289
00:12:57,336 --> 00:12:59,254
I just want to say thank you
to my wonderful mother,
290
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,865
my beautiful wife,
my two sons,
291
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,868
and the Chamber of Commerce
292
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,477
for this great award.
293
00:13:05,562 --> 00:13:06,996
Thank you guys so much.
294
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,682
So that's how you get
your laughs, huh?
295
00:13:13,767 --> 00:13:15,764
Making fun of your mama?
296
00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:18,658
I just read
from my speech.
297
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:23,551
Just be happy
you can't read my mind.
298
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,240
Ooh.
299
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,221
Calvin, I've got to say...
300
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,009
I'm kind of afraid
of your mom.
301
00:13:35,493 --> 00:13:38,190
Well, I'm a grown-ass man, Dave,
and I'm not.
302
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,164
Oh, I think she's
coming back.
303
00:13:40,249 --> 00:13:41,855
Okay, okay...
304
00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:50,086
And that's why I stand
behind my decision.
305
00:13:50,169 --> 00:13:53,224
This book is not teaching
an alternate history.
306
00:13:53,307 --> 00:13:55,408
It's teaching
the history of America.
307
00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:01,707
The floor is open for comments.
308
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:04,537
You did great, hon.
I'm really proud of you.
309
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,148
Me, too. You know, I like
watching you take on the masses.
310
00:14:07,231 --> 00:14:10,581
And by "masses,"
I mean "ignorant asses."
311
00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:14,990
Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
312
00:14:15,153 --> 00:14:18,158
The world's already
a scary place.
313
00:14:18,243 --> 00:14:20,722
We don't need
our children's innocent minds
314
00:14:20,807 --> 00:14:22,120
filled with stuff
they don't need to know about
315
00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:24,519
by so-called educators.
316
00:14:24,604 --> 00:14:26,240
Let our kids...
317
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,192
be kids.
318
00:14:32,735 --> 00:14:35,133
Did he just say
"so-called"?
319
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:37,570
Yes, he did.
320
00:14:37,653 --> 00:14:39,528
Hold my earrings.
This might get ugly.
321
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:40,659
Mm-hmm.
322
00:14:40,744 --> 00:14:43,048
Here, hold my earrings, too.
323
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,086
I'm her ride-or-die.
324
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:47,927
Can we say something?
325
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,538
Grover?
326
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,192
What are you kids doing here?
327
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,368
We came to say
we don't want the old book.
328
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,022
We like the new one.
329
00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:56,546
We want to learn the truth
about our history.
330
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,293
Yeah, we're not scared.
331
00:14:58,376 --> 00:14:59,979
We can handle anything.
332
00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:02,573
We eat the lunch here.
333
00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:04,727
We are the youth...
334
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:08,129
And we want the truth!
335
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:11,364
Sorry, Dad, I'm
not uncomfortable.
336
00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:12,932
You are.
These things happened.
337
00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,652
I need to know
about it.
338
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,644
You kids are
too young for all of this.
339
00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:21,522
I disagree.
340
00:15:21,735 --> 00:15:24,150
If my son's old enough
to experience racism,
341
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:26,174
then your daughter is
old enough to learn about it.
342
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:32,519
Y-You're making a big mistake.
343
00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:33,841
And it's gonna cost you.
344
00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:35,192
Mr. Simmons,
345
00:15:35,277 --> 00:15:37,451
I know in my heart
if we don't tell
346
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,659
the whole story,
that will be the mistake.
347
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,724
But if parents like you
are gonna threaten
348
00:15:42,807 --> 00:15:44,376
to pull your donations
over this,
349
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,989
then this isn't
the place for me.
350
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,350
No, Ms. Johnson,
we love what you're doing.
351
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:51,557
I'd be happy
to donate more money
352
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:53,385
so our kids can learn
their true history.
353
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:56,085
Us, too. Oh, count me in.
354
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:58,514
And my kids don't even
go to this school.
355
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,349
Thanks again
for your hospitality, Tina.
356
00:16:09,432 --> 00:16:12,696
And thanks for the ride
to the airport, boys.
357
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:15,705
Somebody else was too busy.
358
00:16:17,929 --> 00:16:20,841
Well, I don't remember
somebody asking me.
359
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:25,157
Well, I'm sorry you had
to cut your trip short.
360
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,769
Ouch, man. It's already
uncomfortable enough.
361
00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:30,206
I don't need you
poking me.
362
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,033
Mama Marilyn,
are you sure
363
00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:33,644
you can't stay for
another day or two?
364
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,384
Uh, thank you, Malcolm,
365
00:16:35,469 --> 00:16:38,213
but I know when
I'm not wanted.
366
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,259
Again...
367
00:16:40,342 --> 00:16:43,523
just reading
from my prepared speech.
368
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:45,743
Mm-hmm.
369
00:16:45,826 --> 00:16:48,528
Disrespected by my own son.
370
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:51,662
"Disrespected"?
371
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,663
Me disrespecting you?
372
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:55,230
Oh!
373
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,234
Wow!
374
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,278
That is rich.
375
00:17:00,363 --> 00:17:03,369
Boy, are you coming for me?
376
00:17:03,452 --> 00:17:04,980
No, Mama,
this my house right here.
377
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:07,068
I need you to understand
this... Oh! Oh! Oh!
378
00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,288
Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait,
okay, all right!
379
00:17:09,372 --> 00:17:11,376
It is time
380
00:17:11,461 --> 00:17:14,567
that you both acknowledge
that you are just alike.
381
00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:17,470
Spicy and lovable
all wrapped up into one.
382
00:17:17,554 --> 00:17:19,535
Which is why I love you both.
383
00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:23,738
But nobody is leaving my house
until you talk things out.
384
00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:26,344
That's right, I said it.
385
00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,478
Well, I guess
Tina told you.
386
00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:36,211
I thought
she was telling you.
387
00:17:40,534 --> 00:17:44,346
Ma, I just wanted this visit
to be different this time.
388
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,238
I mean, I was proud
of that award,
389
00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:47,974
and I wanted
you to be, too.
390
00:17:48,336 --> 00:17:50,763
Calvin,
I am proud of you.
391
00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:52,983
Well, it doesn't
feel like it.
392
00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,116
In fact, it's never
felt like it.
393
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,945
My whole life, I've
been second with you.
394
00:17:58,029 --> 00:18:00,251
I mean, and I'm
your firstborn.
395
00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,037
Curtis...
396
00:18:02,121 --> 00:18:03,907
he gets all
the attention.
397
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:05,866
And I got all
the wisecracks.
398
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,955
You didn't need
my attention.
399
00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:10,784
Like Tina said,
we're just alike.
400
00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:13,917
Good-looking,
intelligent,
401
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:17,332
independent
and thick-skinned.
402
00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:20,532
You see what you did?
What?
403
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:22,836
You were talking
about me, but really,
404
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,199
it was a compliment
about you.
405
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,525
Oh, that's where
I get that from.
406
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,155
Son, you were the kind
of kid that if I said
407
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,048
there was something
impossible for you to do,
408
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:39,412
you would get up
the next day and just do it.
409
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,076
Well, why did I
get a whupping
410
00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:44,078
when you said it was
impossible for me
411
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,950
to drive your car?
412
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,336
Baby, you were
only 12 years old.
413
00:18:50,169 --> 00:18:52,042
I mean, it was a small car,
you remember that?
414
00:18:52,126 --> 00:18:53,566
It was a little bitty car.
415
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:54,915
Yeah, I remember.
416
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,048
Look, you were
a shooting star then.
417
00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:59,094
You're a shooting star now.
418
00:18:59,177 --> 00:19:01,748
Well, that would've
been a nice line
419
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:03,794
for your speech
last night.
420
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,661
But where's
the fun in that?
421
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,366
Calvin, I love
the man you've become.
422
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,797
Despite the fact that you was
gonna kick my ass out.
423
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:18,721
No, you were the one
that wanted to leave.
424
00:19:18,806 --> 00:19:20,506
Well, now I'll stay
425
00:19:20,589 --> 00:19:22,813
a few extra days.
426
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,548
And you can
make it up to me.
427
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,426
My baby.
Thanks, Mama.
428
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:30,080
Thank you, honey.
429
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:31,730
So, uh...
430
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,519
how many extra
days we talking?
431
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,097
I'm playing, I'm playing.
432
00:19:40,664 --> 00:19:42,786
You know, it's been a while
since I've stretched out
433
00:19:42,869 --> 00:19:44,808
the old karaoke
cords, but...
434
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,644
Mama Marilyn,
you are in for a treat.
435
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,769
Oh, no, baby.
436
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:51,154
We're gonna save you
for last.
437
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,857
Okay, baby, start us off.
438
00:19:55,942 --> 00:19:57,730
Baby, you know I'm tired.
439
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,943
♪ Hey sista, soul sista
440
00:20:00,028 --> 00:20:02,338
♪ Go sista, flow sista
441
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:05,647
♪ He met Marmalade
down in old New Orleans ♪
442
00:20:05,731 --> 00:20:09,490
♪ Struttin' her stuff
on the street ♪
443
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,663
♪ She said, "Hello, hey, Joe
444
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:14,578
♪ You wanna give it a go?"
445
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,940
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, da-da ♪
446
00:20:17,023 --> 00:20:18,595
♪ Ooh
447
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,295
♪ Gitchie, gitchie,
ya-ya, here ♪
448
00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:22,656
♪ Yeah, well, well
449
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:26,502
- ♪ Mocha chocolata ya-ya
- ♪ Say what
450
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:27,898
♪ Creole Lady
451
00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:32,383
♪ Marmalade
452
00:20:34,898 --> 00:20:37,853
- ♪ Oh voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
- Come on, y'all!
453
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,031
So you still want
to follow this?
454
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,781
Nope.
455
00:20:42,563 --> 00:20:46,222
♪ Voulez-vous coucher
avec moi, ce soir? ♪
456
00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:48,227
♪ Voulez-vous coucher avec...
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