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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,481 Tucker: Ah, look at us. 2 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:52,153 My beloved and me bound together by art and love. 3 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:54,021 Ready to take on the world. 4 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,090 How could we have known that our quest 5 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:59,726 for redemption would tear us asunder? 6 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,398 Oh, but I'm getting ahead of myself. 7 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,903 Long before Fargo I was just Tucker Charlemagne, 8 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:12,874 a newly minted bachelor of fine arts in New York City. 9 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,910 But what set me apart from my fellow bearded 10 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:20,081 Caucasian alums was my partnership with Sandrene. 11 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:25,652 I'll never forget the moment we first locked eyes. 12 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:28,722 I was directing a movement piece when suddenly 13 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:32,425 a shock of hay blonde hair commanded my attention. 14 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,527 Sandrene Rothstein from far off. 15 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,932 North Dakota with dreams of TV stardom. 16 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,733 She was doing research for a role 17 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:42,636 in a new detective show, "Rookie Badge." 18 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:45,940 From there began a romance punctuated by a whirlwind 19 00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:49,709 of Shakespearian performances throughout the boroughs. 20 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,113 But when Rookie Badge finally aired they had 21 00:01:52,146 --> 00:01:54,815 brutally cut out nearly her entire part. 22 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:56,583 Sandrene was devastated. 23 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,985 So I invited her to join me at 24 00:01:58,019 --> 00:02:00,821 the Artist Atelier Acting Studio under 25 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:04,225 legendary acting teacher Buford Schlesinger. 26 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,960 I have only two notes. 27 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:10,998 One, a working actress must always carry a fan. 28 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,734 And two, if you wanna make it in this business 29 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:18,873 you've got to immediately lose 10 pounds. 30 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,042 Tucker: Buford forged us in the flames 31 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:22,475 of the avant-garde. 32 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,778 Sadly, a chronic battle with gout left him 33 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,948 wheelchair bound and he nominated. 34 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:30,051 Sandrene and me as his successors, instructing us 35 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:33,787 to devise our premiere performance. 36 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,788 I can see it now. 37 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:38,525 3 AM atop a derelict warehouse in The Bronx. 38 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:41,228 We had a packed house plus a comped ticket 39 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:43,931 for Jax Winn, lead theater critic 40 00:02:43,965 --> 00:02:47,734 of the Black Box Chronicle. 41 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,070 Let's knock them dead. 42 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:49,937 Yeah. 43 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:51,671 David! 44 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,152 Tucker OC: The stage was set for us 45 00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:58,279 to unveil our signature innovation. 46 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:01,648 The Immersive Theater Attack. 47 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,551 A thrusting of the audience into the performance 48 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:07,021 with the power to jolt theatergoers 49 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,023 out of their comfort zone. 50 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,059 Actors: Immersive Theater Attack! 51 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,598 How slow this old moon wanes... 52 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:22,269 Four nights will quickly dream away the time, 53 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,537 And then the moon shall behold 54 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:27,875 the night of our solemnities. 55 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,910 Tucker OC: For a moment it seemed as though. 56 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:33,014 Sandrene and I were on the edge of a new dawn. 57 00:03:44,025 --> 00:03:46,659 Awake the nimble spirit of mirth! 58 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,997 Turn melancholy forth to funerals! 59 00:03:50,031 --> 00:03:52,599 Tucker OC: But as quickly as it began, 60 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,236 so did it abruptly end. 61 00:03:58,973 --> 00:03:59,974 Oh. 62 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:00,841 Nana? 63 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:01,976 My god. 64 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,179 Tucker OC: I can still hear Jax Winn's damning words. 65 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,613 Don't write that down. 66 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,816 "The tragic death of theater patron." 67 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,252 "Doris Feinstein overshadowed" 68 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,720 "an otherwise scattershot production." 69 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,687 Scattershot? 70 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,233 David: "From The Confidential Collective." 71 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,192 It's not my fault that Jax Winn can't see 72 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:20,995 that such a "tragedy" is precisely what 73 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,064 an immersive theater attack is all about. 74 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,198 You monster! 75 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:26,167 What Tucker is trying to say is that 76 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,170 we are so, so sorry for your loss. 77 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:34,108 And we promise that such a tragedy will never happen again. 78 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:40,014 Yes, it was a once in a lifetime anomaly. 79 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,315 Oh really? 80 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:43,084 From our very first workshop where 81 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:46,287 you forced us to use real guns! 82 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,323 To adding unstimulated sexual intercourse with each other. 83 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:52,293 To last night, when Asher's Nana, and by the way, 84 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,029 our only source of funding, died. 85 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:58,833 After she lived as she never had before! 86 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,235 I have here an official petition, 87 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,137 from the members of the "Artist's Atelier." 88 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,272 "Presents The Confidential Collective," 89 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:09,243 demanding that Tucker and Sandrene step down. 90 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,811 Judas! 91 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:13,380 Buford, surely you must appreciate 92 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,016 the divine influences at work here. 93 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,852 Our production's birth. 94 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,652 Nana's death. 95 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,721 It's the circle of life. 96 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:25,192 Don't patronize me, young man. 97 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:31,298 I must respect the will of The Collective. 98 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:37,704 You two are hereby banned from all outreach activities. 99 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,041 Not the Artist's Atelier Prison Unit. 100 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,743 Without a working knowledge of iambic pentameter 101 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,447 they'll never be able to reenter society! 102 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:50,151 Due to your extreme recklessness, 103 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:54,288 I have no choice but to award leadership 104 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:57,925 of The Collective into the hands of David. 105 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,194 - No! - No! 106 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:03,931 Squire, please escort these two 107 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,698 out of the rehearsal studio. 108 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:06,467 Cowards! 109 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,301 Conformists! 110 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,411 Sandrene: Darling, let's just go. 111 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:11,906 No no, we will remount our rooftop spectacular 112 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:16,110 and it will shake this town to its very core! 113 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:23,450 Okay Tucker, they're in the elevator, so please be nice. 114 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,752 If we want to remount the show we need their money. 115 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,097 Well how am I supposed to impress them when 116 00:06:27,121 --> 00:06:29,957 the injera hasn't even had a chance to leaven? 117 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,725 Nobody forced you to make an Ethiopian feast from scratch. 118 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:34,004 Well why don't we just open up a couple cans 119 00:06:34,028 --> 00:06:35,863 of baked beans and throw them into 120 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,265 a Home Depot bucket and call it a day? 121 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:39,200 Bob: We're here! 122 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,835 Where's our little celeb? 123 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:42,503 Sandrene: Mom! 124 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,804 Hi sweetie. 125 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,106 Daddy. 126 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,508 There's our girl. 127 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,442 Hey hey hey! 128 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,742 Look at your hair. 129 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:50,777 Is it yours? 130 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:51,445 Mom. 131 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,779 There's the big boy! 132 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,814 Tucker, hi! 133 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,316 Hey, hello. 134 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:56,183 Bob: Tuck! 135 00:06:56,217 --> 00:06:57,384 I love your costume. 136 00:06:57,418 --> 00:07:00,254 Oh actually it is a traditional robe 137 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,256 pilfered from the tomb of one of the last 138 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:06,026 known relatives of Alexander the... Good. 139 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,361 Okay. 140 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,495 Well here. 141 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:12,132 I brought you this fresh sack of homemade bison jerky. 142 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,235 Oh, you shouldn't have. 143 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:16,870 Bison. 144 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:17,805 Go on. 145 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,273 Tuck, take a pull. 146 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,541 Daddy, we're vegans now. 147 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,476 Remember that documentary I sent you? 148 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:26,180 Yeah, well it's not meat, it's jerky. 149 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,881 Go on, take a bite. 150 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,550 You know what? 151 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:34,488 I am going to save this and dive into it later. 152 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:39,126 I'll be offended if you don't try it. 153 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,195 Well I'd hate to offend you. 154 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,795 I shall. 155 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,933 "Take a pull" as you say. 156 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,435 You're so bad. 157 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,874 There you go! 158 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,809 Put some hair on your chest. 159 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,178 You're getting that nice smokey mesquite! 160 00:07:58,212 --> 00:08:01,115 I can taste it in the... 161 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,148 In the... 162 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,218 The tendons. 163 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,987 What time's the performance? 164 00:08:07,021 --> 00:08:08,222 Oh yeah, what did you guys 165 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:10,224 transform into theater this time? 166 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,459 Is it another public restroom in Prospect Park? 167 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,094 Because we came prepared. 168 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,865 Well about that. 169 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,167 The production is... 170 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:24,538 Being retooled. 171 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:26,307 Oh geez, how come? 172 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:31,245 We decided to leave our theater company. 173 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,846 So there's no show? 174 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:37,384 Well we are gonna remount the rooftop show on our own. 175 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,088 But you know, first we're gonna need 176 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,090 some additional funding before we can do... 177 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,058 Ha! 178 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:44,925 I told you! 179 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,360 You did, Bob, you did. 180 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,228 That they couldn't make it through to dessert. 181 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:51,932 Daddy please, we've been working on this for four years. 182 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,635 It'll literally make our reputation in New York. 183 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,071 We wouldn't ask for anything ever again. 184 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:57,938 Ever again. 185 00:08:57,971 --> 00:08:58,971 That's good. 186 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,910 You really are your mother's daughter. 187 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:06,347 Sandy, your mother and I have been talking 188 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,116 and we think it's high time you two start 189 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,019 pulling yourselves up by your own bootstraps. 190 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:15,522 We are artists, Bob. 191 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,990 Not plumbers. 192 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,893 Well we have been bankrolling this whole 193 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,262 artist lifestyle for long enough. 194 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:26,033 So it is time to grow up and start earning a living. 195 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:31,105 Because we cannot justify this freeloading here any longer. 196 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,072 Got it? 197 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:33,140 Let's go. 198 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,576 We'll see if we can find one of those halal carts. 199 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,611 So what, you're just cutting us off? 200 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:41,348 That bison jerky's my last handout. 201 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,316 You hear? 202 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,384 Wait, no, mommy please! 203 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,218 Mommy. 204 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:44,853 You know I don't have the forearm 205 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,421 strength to be a waitress. 206 00:09:49,123 --> 00:09:50,424 Well there is one thing, but... 207 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:53,394 No, anything mommy, please. 208 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,028 You know the Fargo City Council 209 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,663 is revitalizing Main Street. 210 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,664 Yeah. 211 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:01,502 Well they've renovated the Fargo Theater. 212 00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,670 And they're having a competition next month 213 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:07,908 to award a residency to one local theater company. 214 00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:12,012 Oh Tucker, you should see the Fargo Theater. 215 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,113 It's so beautiful. 216 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:13,981 Yes. 217 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,015 Oh yes, wonderful. 218 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,284 We can perform for the spillover 219 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,053 from the local cattle auction. 220 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,355 Come to Fargo. 221 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,357 And try and win the theater. 222 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,259 Sweetie, I think you have a shot. 223 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,436 And you can stay at the ranch 224 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,329 while we're on safari in Tanzania. 225 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,000 Otherwise, your father's right. 226 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,369 You can't live in fantasy land anymore. 227 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,974 Conductor: Stand clear of the closing doors please. 228 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,181 Tucker? 229 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,620 Come have a word with me at the Atelier. 230 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:02,196 Have I told you about my off-off-Broadway 231 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:05,132 production of A Doll's House. 232 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,401 Which Walter Kerr called 233 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,537 "a neorealist's wet dream?" 234 00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:12,272 Wet dream, yeah. 235 00:11:12,306 --> 00:11:14,074 I wish I had been alive to see it. 236 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,476 I would've sat in the splash zone. 237 00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:17,611 The first adaptation of that 238 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:22,115 was devised in the jungles of Siberia. 239 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:26,520 I didn't know that they had jungles in the Arctic. 240 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,055 The snow. 241 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,358 The mosquitoes! 242 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:36,430 Collaborating with comrades toward a single goal. 243 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:40,701 It made me the artist I am today. 244 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,303 If you're ever going to discover 245 00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:45,639 the true purpose of theater. 246 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,473 Yes. 247 00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:51,111 You must have this experience too. 248 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:53,815 But the New York theater is my home. 249 00:11:53,848 --> 00:11:57,751 But you'll never understand it until you step away 250 00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:01,588 to discover the true purpose of that theater. 251 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,658 I see. 252 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,261 It's all clear to me now. 253 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,531 It's all for your own good, my boy. 254 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,533 The gout has eaten its way from your foot 255 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,669 to your brain and infected it. 256 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,772 That's medically impossible. 257 00:12:19,841 --> 00:12:22,109 King Lear would be proud. 258 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,245 Tucker, you must realize. 259 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:27,815 You're standing in your own way. 260 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,387 Do you see this? 261 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,188 It's literally real fake fur. 262 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,457 I'm sure you can get tons for it. 263 00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,392 Also this one. 264 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,693 Oh my god. 265 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,094 Sandy. 266 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,762 Brian. 267 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:42,629 Is that you? 268 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:43,497 Brian! 269 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,364 Hey. 270 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:45,465 So how are you? 271 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:46,400 How's it going? 272 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,835 Who are you with? 273 00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,403 Oh. 274 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,237 Tucker. 275 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,439 No no no no, who are you repped by? 276 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,373 Oh. 277 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,309 Oh no no, I don't have an agent. 278 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,443 Really? 279 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,388 You didn't get signed after your Rookie Badge recurring? 280 00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,247 Oh no, we took over the theater company 281 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,517 right after that, so we've been really busy. 282 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,153 So I just got promoted to coordinator 283 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,889 at United Talent International. 284 00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:09,289 UTI, right. 285 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,525 I'm starting to hip pocket my own clients 286 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,427 and I would love to send you out on some stuff. 287 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,661 See if anything sticks. 288 00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:15,495 Really? 289 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:17,664 Sandrene, you are way too legit 290 00:13:17,698 --> 00:13:20,701 to spend your life pawning pashminas. 291 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,614 Caller: You'll never perform in this city again! 292 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,671 Hello? 293 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:25,705 Hello? 294 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,308 Did you find us a theater? 295 00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,342 No. 296 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,580 Everyone in this town thinks we're murderers. 297 00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:36,483 Or, as your father's lawyer says, 298 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,886 "involuntary manslaughterers." 299 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,554 Great. 300 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,856 There's gotta be a way. 301 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,457 What are we missing? 302 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,599 Sandrene. 303 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:55,736 Brilliant! 304 00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:56,603 Brilliant! 305 00:13:56,637 --> 00:13:57,738 What? 306 00:13:57,771 --> 00:14:00,842 This face mask has particles of 24 karat gold in it. 307 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,552 If we chemically separate it and melt it down 308 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,787 into bullion, I've heard tell of a man 309 00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:06,279 in Venezuela who will pay top dollar for... 310 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:06,948 Tucker! 311 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,248 What? 312 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,416 Look at us! 313 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,652 Is this what our life is gonna be like? 314 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,520 What choice do we have? 315 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,621 We can't get real jobs. 316 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,657 - Of course. - Of course. 317 00:14:20,828 --> 00:14:22,262 We can go to Fargo. 318 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,497 Sandrene, please be serious. 319 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,899 I am. 320 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,802 The competition, the Fargo Theater. 321 00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:30,470 This could be our chance to do what we've always dreamed. 322 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:34,574 No, I will not cast my theatrical pearls before... bison. 323 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,944 You're missing the forest for the trees. 324 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:39,212 We wouldn't have to worry about money. 325 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,948 We'd live at my parents' ranch and we'd 326 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:44,584 have the freedom to make whatever we want. 327 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,187 Like a retreat. 328 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:49,423 A retreat. 329 00:14:50,925 --> 00:14:53,861 Like the jungles of Siberia... 330 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,328 There are no jungles in Siberia. 331 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,940 But nobody in Fargo would have experience. 332 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,365 We'd have to start from scratch. 333 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,466 Exactly! 334 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:03,838 We'd have a blank canvas to create whatever we want. 335 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,274 Also rent's due tomorrow, so unless 336 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,810 your gold extractor's up and running 337 00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:12,312 we best start looking for a tent. 338 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,345 Oh. 339 00:15:40,908 --> 00:15:42,642 Ahh, the city gates. 340 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,880 At least we've arrived. 341 00:15:45,913 --> 00:15:47,014 Yeah, but my parents' ranch 342 00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,950 is still two miles down that way. 343 00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:50,650 Let's go. 344 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,719 We should've just stayed in the car. 345 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:57,024 Tucker: Ahh, there she blows. 346 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,595 Sandrene: Mmm yes, the historic Fargo Theater. 347 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,066 We would be its ideal custodians. 348 00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,500 Come with me. 349 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,312 This could be our Globe. 350 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,982 Though, you know, 351 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,283 Hopefully less flammable. 352 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,889 I used to sneak in here. 353 00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:30,290 Pretend I was on Broadway. 354 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:35,328 Never actually got to perform here though. 355 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:42,335 But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 356 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,405 It is the east. 357 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,307 And Juliet is the sun. 358 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,011 Oh Romeo, Romeo. 359 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,347 Wherefore art thou Romeo? 360 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:58,019 Deny thy father and refuse thy name. 361 00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:01,354 Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn 362 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,891 my love and I will no longer be... 363 00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:05,725 Morten: Rothstein? 364 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:07,627 Mr. Mortenson? 365 00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:11,032 Sandy Rothstein, live and in person? 366 00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:12,699 Treading the boards? 367 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,136 Oh fer cute, Sandy Rothstein. 368 00:17:15,169 --> 00:17:18,906 How long has it been since our legendary drama class? 369 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,373 You look wonderful! 370 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,042 So do you. 371 00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:22,109 Thank you. 372 00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:24,511 And actually I go by my stage name St. Jean now. 373 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,013 Sandy St. Jean, I like that. 374 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,048 Sandrene. 375 00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:28,983 Sandrene St. John, even better. 376 00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:30,017 Well you came up with it. 377 00:17:30,051 --> 00:17:31,819 Well let's applaud me! 378 00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,155 Excuse me good sir, but we were 379 00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,523 in the throes of artistic creation. 380 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,792 - No no no, Tucker, this is Mr. - Mortenson. 381 00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:40,161 My high school drama teacher. 382 00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:41,470 He's the one that taught me how to sing 383 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,396 and dance and get rid of my accent 384 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,899 so I could make it in New York. 385 00:17:44,932 --> 00:17:45,833 It's true. 386 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:46,934 And you are? 387 00:17:46,968 --> 00:17:49,036 Tucker Charlemagne, if you please. 388 00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:51,638 Tucker's my fiance. 389 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,706 Oh. 390 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,075 Cute. 391 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,508 So what are you doing home, huh? 392 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,643 Visiting the folks? 393 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,046 No, we are here to start an artistic 394 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:02,083 revolution and claim this theater. 395 00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:03,516 I see. 396 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,485 Oh, maybe you can help us actually. 397 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,687 We need to cast our ensemble and Mr. Mortenson 398 00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,091 knows all the best actors in town. 399 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,859 It's true, I do. 400 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,995 But I'm afraid they're not available. 401 00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:15,562 Why not? 402 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,065 Because they're in my ensemble. 403 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:19,499 Ensemble! 404 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,769 Get out here, kids. 405 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:24,005 There you are. 406 00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:25,572 Your body is your instrument. 407 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,042 You're a symphony, all of you. 408 00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:29,576 Okay, no tension. 409 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,079 There you go, that's beautiful. 410 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,784 You see, a lot has changed since you left, Sandy. 411 00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:42,189 West Fargo High has cut the drama department. 412 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,057 What? 413 00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:43,757 Why? 414 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,591 They used the money to buy 415 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,460 an ice bath for the football team. 416 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,562 So I had to go out on my own, build my own 417 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,464 repertory company to perform all 418 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,466 the classics like we used to do. 419 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,769 And yes, there is a competition 420 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,672 for the theater, but it's perfunctory. 421 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,076 The Red River Players are poised to win. 422 00:19:02,109 --> 00:19:04,744 We could use an immense talent like yours. 423 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:07,781 Sandrene would never betray me. 424 00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,050 Tucker, please. 425 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,985 There's a dearth of local talent here. 426 00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,853 A lot of people auditioned. 427 00:19:12,887 --> 00:19:14,754 If you want to see the rejects, they're all 428 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:17,825 performing open mic night down at the Sons of Norway. 429 00:19:17,858 --> 00:19:19,126 Sandy. 430 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,160 You. 431 00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:24,764 And so friend becomes foe. 432 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:26,633 Come on, I need to get a drink. 433 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,036 Norway. 434 00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,603 Ibsen, very good. 435 00:19:40,815 --> 00:19:41,815 Good. 436 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,219 Well if only we were looking 437 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,221 for farmhands and cowpokes. 438 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,655 Don't fret, darling. 439 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:49,789 I'm gonna ask around. 440 00:19:49,824 --> 00:19:51,225 We will find our band of merry 441 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,893 minstrels or my name isn't... 442 00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:54,128 Hank: Sandy? 443 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,931 Oh my god, Hank! 444 00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:01,002 Look at you, Miss Thing. 445 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,537 How long has it been, seven years? 446 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,707 Yeah, since that summer after graduation. 447 00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:08,575 Sure has. 448 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,743 How now? 449 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,744 Tucker, this is Hank. 450 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,879 Hank, this is Tucker. 451 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:13,014 Her partner. 452 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:15,682 Creatively, spiritually, 453 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,886 and soon to be... matrimonially. 454 00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,654 And you told me you weren't the marrying kind. 455 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:24,657 Yeah, well a lot has changed since high school. 456 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,626 And yet here you are. 457 00:20:30,931 --> 00:20:31,931 Yes! 458 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:36,470 Tough crowd tonight, man. 459 00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:40,241 Aw please, your music's just lost on these fossils! 460 00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:41,909 Oi Hank, you're up. 461 00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:42,943 All right. 462 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,183 Who is that hayseed? 463 00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:50,784 No, that "hayseed" is my boyfriend 464 00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:51,862 from high school, remember? 465 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:53,753 I told you about him many times. 466 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,588 He still seems very enamoréd. 467 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,623 Tuck, please. 468 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,025 He never left Fargo. 469 00:20:58,059 --> 00:20:59,994 You know how that bothers me. 470 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:02,063 You don't seem botheréd. 471 00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,832 Before our next act, I'm obliged 472 00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:08,768 to remind you all that the Red River Players 473 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:11,338 will be presenting a medley from their 474 00:21:11,372 --> 00:21:14,809 production of Pirates of Penzance 475 00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:18,678 at the Fargo Theater competition this month. 476 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,779 Whoop de doo. 477 00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:28,923 Also, if you don't want to be a part 478 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:32,625 of that musical theater drivel. 479 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:33,294 Dryvel? 480 00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:34,261 Dribble? 481 00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:36,263 Drivel, you were right the first time. 482 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:37,131 Drivel. 483 00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,665 Drivel, drivel. 484 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:42,203 And want to join a theatrical revolution, 485 00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:45,239 find the handsome couple at the bar. 486 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,676 And now, the man himself, Buffalo Hank! 487 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:53,314 His name is Buffalo Hank? 488 00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,283 I'm gonna start with an oldie 489 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:59,719 but a goodie for a friend here tonight. 490 00:22:00,521 --> 00:22:02,655 I'm gonna need her to join me to sing it. 491 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,991 Sandy, get up here! 492 00:22:04,024 --> 00:22:04,892 Come on! 493 00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:05,826 No thanks. 494 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:06,894 Come up here. 495 00:22:06,927 --> 00:22:09,263 No no, I couldn't possibly. 496 00:22:09,296 --> 00:22:10,931 Get on up there, girl! 497 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:12,366 Hank: Sandy Rothstein, get up here! 498 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,201 Okay okay, fine. 499 00:22:14,235 --> 00:22:16,237 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 500 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,311 I think you'll recognize this. 501 00:22:41,962 --> 00:22:44,165 Five, six, seven, eight. 502 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:13,427 So Billy was thrown in jail, 503 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:16,030 covered in puke, wearing just the helmet. 504 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:18,432 Hey screw you man, I still had a flag around my waist. 505 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,465 Oh yeah, the flag! 506 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:22,870 Wow, sounds like quite the funeral. 507 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:23,903 Oh yeah. 508 00:23:27,341 --> 00:23:30,177 So uh, Tuck. 509 00:23:30,211 --> 00:23:32,346 How'd you meet Sandy? 510 00:23:32,379 --> 00:23:33,746 Tucker. 511 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,216 Charlemagne. The First. 512 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:38,751 And Sandrene and I met doing a production 513 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:42,089 of Romeo and Juliet in the park. 514 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:44,191 Aww, Central Park? 515 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:46,360 Thompson Square Park. 516 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,395 It was a movement based interpretation 517 00:23:48,429 --> 00:23:50,898 for the safe injection site. 518 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,035 So you really think you can 519 00:23:55,069 --> 00:23:57,004 take on the Red River Players? 520 00:23:57,037 --> 00:23:59,840 I mean they've performed indoors. 521 00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:06,080 Once I find my ensemble and train them in the tradition 522 00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:10,184 of the avant-garde we will be unstoppable. 523 00:24:10,217 --> 00:24:13,120 That what they call that fancy scarf? 524 00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:14,153 "Avant-garde"? 525 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:17,224 How about those red pants? 526 00:24:17,258 --> 00:24:18,525 Are they a part of the costume? 527 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:19,893 Does that help you perform? 528 00:24:19,927 --> 00:24:21,495 Oh for Pete's sake, stop it. 529 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,330 No, this isn't... 530 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,167 Tucker, we're razzing you, man. 531 00:24:27,201 --> 00:24:28,335 We're just having fun. 532 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:29,546 Billy: We're just razzing you! 533 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,105 We're having a good time! 534 00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,206 Greta: Be sensitive. 535 00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:33,239 Beloved! 536 00:24:36,176 --> 00:24:40,047 Was the hope drunk wherein you dressed yourself? 537 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,949 Hath it slept since? 538 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,851 Immersive theater attack. 539 00:24:43,884 --> 00:24:47,488 And wakes it now to look so green and pale, 540 00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:52,192 At what it did so freely? 541 00:24:54,928 --> 00:24:58,198 From this time, such I account. 542 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:00,367 Thy love. 543 00:25:00,401 --> 00:25:01,268 Oh my god. 544 00:25:01,302 --> 00:25:03,137 This is a flash mob. 545 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:06,507 Art thou afeard to be the same in thine own 546 00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:10,110 act and valor as thou art in desire? 547 00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:12,246 Wouldst thou have that which thou 548 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:15,015 esteem'st the ornament of life, 549 00:25:15,049 --> 00:25:17,551 and live a coward in thine own esteem? 550 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,386 Prithee peace! 551 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:22,956 I dare do all that may become a man. 552 00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,992 Who dares do more is none. 553 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,627 What beast was't then that made you 554 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,929 break this enterprise to me? 555 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:43,944 Hey! 556 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,146 We don't hit our women out here! 557 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,448 No no no no no! 558 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:52,086 It's a fight, it's a fight! 559 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,588 It's stage combat, you simpleton! 560 00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:55,923 Ow ow ow ow ow! 561 00:25:55,956 --> 00:25:56,890 Yorick: Should we call the police? 562 00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:57,558 Go, go go go! 563 00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:58,459 Sandrene: Get off of him! 564 00:25:58,492 --> 00:25:59,326 Sandrene! 565 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,360 Get him off! 566 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,026 So I hoisted up my britches, 567 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,095 gathered my things, and hightailed it 568 00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:37,498 out of the theater as fast as I could. 569 00:26:37,531 --> 00:26:38,932 Incredible. 570 00:26:38,966 --> 00:26:42,336 But I do miss the sense of community. 571 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:47,341 Well our theatrical revolution could give you a community. 572 00:26:47,374 --> 00:26:48,509 Revolution? 573 00:26:48,542 --> 00:26:50,010 Oh I don't know. 574 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:54,281 I'm already blacklisted in 47 States. 575 00:26:54,314 --> 00:26:56,383 Shall we make that 48? 576 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,985 Policeman: Okay now, rise and shine. 577 00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,018 Everybody out. 578 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:06,660 Tucker, hey, hi. 579 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,162 No, please, no photographs. 580 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,530 No no no, we were there. 581 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:10,563 Last night. 582 00:27:12,499 --> 00:27:13,500 Here you go. 583 00:27:14,568 --> 00:27:16,203 Hi, I'm Brady. 584 00:27:16,236 --> 00:27:18,038 This is Jack. 585 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:20,674 What you guys did was amazing. 586 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,509 Oh yeah, when you guys got in that fight. 587 00:27:22,543 --> 00:27:24,445 We wanna do what you guys do. 588 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:27,414 And we're not the only ones. 589 00:27:27,448 --> 00:27:28,448 Jack! 590 00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:31,251 What are you doing here? 591 00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:33,554 Shouldn't you be at lacrosse practice? 592 00:27:33,587 --> 00:27:36,356 Mom, we agreed that if I got into 593 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,625 a play I didn't have to do lacrosse. 594 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:41,028 Yes, but the Red River Players 595 00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:43,163 did not see your special spark. 596 00:27:43,197 --> 00:27:44,998 Well these guys do. 597 00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,568 Radio Policeman: We got a 419 on I-12. 598 00:27:47,601 --> 00:27:49,303 10-4, Captain Mikkelsen responding. 599 00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,004 I'll be there in five. 600 00:27:51,038 --> 00:27:52,306 Stay out of trouble. 601 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,173 Yeah yeah. 602 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:54,241 Okay, bye mom. 603 00:27:54,274 --> 00:27:56,076 Radio Policeman: Okie doke, bye now. 604 00:28:02,082 --> 00:28:03,517 They're here! 605 00:28:03,550 --> 00:28:05,085 Hey everybody, this is Uther. 606 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,054 He can't see you so good, so. 607 00:28:07,087 --> 00:28:08,021 Watch out for these chairs. 608 00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:08,689 Oh thank you. 609 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:09,732 Jack: Told you they'd come. 610 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:10,657 Leah: As long as they'll sign 611 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:11,625 my community service forms. 612 00:28:11,658 --> 00:28:13,327 Yorick: Are we picking teams? 613 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,295 Look at them, Sandrene. 614 00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:17,397 So young, so raw, so... 615 00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:18,699 Salutations everyone! 616 00:28:18,732 --> 00:28:19,566 Hello. 617 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,268 They're perfect. 618 00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:27,608 Now if we are going to devise a play 619 00:28:27,641 --> 00:28:30,177 that will win us that theater, we need 620 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:34,281 to assess your individual strengths so that 621 00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:39,319 we may build them into our final performance. 622 00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:42,456 So we're not going to just 623 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:45,292 memorize lines and say them good? 624 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:54,568 The stage is where you arrive, not where you begin. 625 00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:56,069 Write that down. 626 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,405 This is obviously going to take a while, 627 00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:00,340 so let's clear out a rehearsal space. 628 00:29:00,374 --> 00:29:01,208 Wait! 629 00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:03,143 We can't do that in here! 630 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,711 Lunch is in an hour. 631 00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:09,383 We need a three dimensional sketchpad 632 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:13,186 where artists can take risks, 633 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:14,588 fail, 634 00:29:14,621 --> 00:29:17,157 and ultimately bear their open wounds 635 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:20,594 to the healing salve of artistic creation. 636 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:28,769 Oh, we need a room with some open space to move around. 637 00:29:28,803 --> 00:29:29,469 Oh! 638 00:29:29,503 --> 00:29:31,171 Yes, that makes more sense. 639 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:31,973 That's what I said. 640 00:29:32,006 --> 00:29:34,842 Well, what about the Tankhouse? 641 00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:36,310 The what? 642 00:29:36,343 --> 00:29:38,779 It used to be the storeroom for the lodge, 643 00:29:38,813 --> 00:29:41,181 but then the raccoons invaded, so now 644 00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:44,418 I just use it as my Aquavit distillery. 645 00:29:48,255 --> 00:29:50,257 Oh, I know that smell. 646 00:29:51,391 --> 00:29:54,461 I squatted in here for a few moons. 647 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:58,332 Painted some self-portraits to keep me company. 648 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:02,369 I didn't have a mirror. 649 00:30:02,402 --> 00:30:03,905 They're very nice. 650 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:09,409 All human progress has been in pursuit of comfort. 651 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:10,644 Well guess what? 652 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:14,247 Comfort is the enemy of creation. 653 00:30:14,281 --> 00:30:15,749 Therefore, partner off. 654 00:30:15,782 --> 00:30:18,886 One of you bend over, the other vigorously 655 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,521 knead your partner's tailbone. 656 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:24,892 Get some real pressure in there. 657 00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:26,760 Try a fist. 658 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:29,429 I have a passion for the technical side of theater. 659 00:30:29,463 --> 00:30:30,797 Absolutely definitely not 660 00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:33,600 the in-front-of-people side of theater. 661 00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:36,503 So this is pretty much my worst nightmare. 662 00:30:36,536 --> 00:30:38,171 Nina! 663 00:30:38,205 --> 00:30:40,273 Speak the speech. 664 00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,809 Can I please just take notes? 665 00:30:41,843 --> 00:30:43,710 It'll be so easy. 666 00:30:43,744 --> 00:30:47,648 The wonderful thing about Tucker and me is we're always on. 667 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,349 - The same page. - The same page. 668 00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:51,718 Mmm, yes, very often we are thinking. 669 00:30:51,752 --> 00:30:54,822 - The same thoughts. - The same thing. 670 00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,659 Whoa, nice, we got a couple of naturals over here. 671 00:30:58,692 --> 00:30:59,526 Thank you. 672 00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:00,627 How does that feel? 673 00:31:00,661 --> 00:31:02,305 My buddy came to visit North Dakota the other day 674 00:31:02,329 --> 00:31:04,364 and he was complaining about the cold. 675 00:31:04,398 --> 00:31:05,666 And I said what'd you expect? 676 00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,635 It's got "coat" right in the name! 677 00:31:08,669 --> 00:31:09,669 Ha! 678 00:31:14,876 --> 00:31:16,476 I want you to be. 679 00:31:16,510 --> 00:31:20,313 - Slippery as a noodle. - Stiff as a board. 680 00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:20,982 Perfect technique. 681 00:31:21,015 --> 00:31:21,849 Lovely pressure. 682 00:31:21,883 --> 00:31:22,950 The point, the point. 683 00:31:22,984 --> 00:31:24,785 There you go, really dig in there. 684 00:31:24,819 --> 00:31:26,420 Yorick: Geez Leah, ow. 685 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:27,487 I'm Leah. 686 00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,790 I'm the founder of the militant wing 687 00:31:29,824 --> 00:31:32,592 of Fargo's women's alliance The Pink Panthers. 688 00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:36,363 Every month I bleed in a cycle, I howl at the moon! 689 00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:45,873 Like a bolt of lighting! 690 00:31:45,907 --> 00:31:46,908 Swimming in noodles- 691 00:31:46,941 --> 00:31:47,942 Shooting up your spine- 692 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:49,811 Whether 'tis nobler... 693 00:31:49,844 --> 00:31:52,412 I didn't really fit in as a kid. 694 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:54,414 The more I got into history, 695 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,684 the more I realized my true identity. 696 00:31:57,718 --> 00:32:00,687 I am the reincarnated Sweyn Forkbeard. 697 00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:02,522 And the Tankhouse is a great 698 00:32:02,556 --> 00:32:05,325 outlet for my warrior tendencies. 699 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,970 Okay, all right, let's go over this one more time. 700 00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:09,463 It's called "stage combat" so that 701 00:32:09,496 --> 00:32:12,365 you don't actually have to hit me. 702 00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,803 See, you did it again... 703 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:20,707 Take five! 704 00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:21,952 I think we're really getting somewhere. 705 00:32:21,976 --> 00:32:26,346 Ever since my ill-fated attempt at DIY laser eye surgery, 706 00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:29,917 I have mastered the scent-driven lifestyle. 707 00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:35,589 I am the master of my body in space! 708 00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:38,025 Watch out, watch out! 709 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:39,059 My mead! 710 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,064 That was a choice. 711 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,542 Why'd you stop singing? 712 00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:58,645 I don't sing without the music. 713 00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:01,949 Well let's see what happens if you do. 714 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,419 It's easier if you pick a partner. 715 00:33:47,694 --> 00:33:48,695 And scene. 716 00:33:56,503 --> 00:33:57,771 You're so tight. 717 00:33:58,438 --> 00:34:02,375 Excuse me, this is an active art zone. 718 00:34:02,409 --> 00:34:03,410 Oh, sorry. 719 00:34:04,212 --> 00:34:06,780 I heard there was an audition here? 720 00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:07,747 Sandy. 721 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:08,682 It's me. 722 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:09,817 MacKenzie. 723 00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:12,954 I was a freshman when you were a senior at Fargo High. 724 00:34:12,987 --> 00:34:14,131 When you were Fantine in Les Mis 725 00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:16,456 I was starving prisoner number two. 726 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:20,027 We actually swapped mics after I died in the first scene. 727 00:34:20,061 --> 00:34:21,061 Yes! 728 00:34:21,996 --> 00:34:22,996 Kenzie! 729 00:34:26,067 --> 00:34:26,968 Oh yeah. 730 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:29,170 I'd always have to go off looking for you. 731 00:34:29,203 --> 00:34:32,572 You were usually huddled away in some corner with Hank. 732 00:34:32,606 --> 00:34:33,908 You guys were so cute. 733 00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:35,675 Well thanks for coming in today. 734 00:34:35,709 --> 00:34:38,112 Don't just skulk there like a street urchin. 735 00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:40,114 State your credentials. 736 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:41,182 Oh. 737 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:43,885 MacKenzie Billingham. 738 00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:46,419 CCM class of 2021. 739 00:34:46,453 --> 00:34:49,656 BFA musical theater with a concentration on acting. 740 00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:55,729 Musical theater "acting?" 741 00:34:57,564 --> 00:35:00,634 More like musical theater schmacting. 742 00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:08,075 I've actually been specializing in sense memory. 743 00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:10,777 So I've been reading up on Lee. 744 00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,747 Who's Lee? 745 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:14,982 - Strasberg! - Strasberg! 746 00:35:15,016 --> 00:35:18,886 Lee Strasberg, the founder of the method. 747 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,820 The method? 748 00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:21,488 Isn't that what killed that Joker guy? 749 00:35:21,521 --> 00:35:22,489 Yes. 750 00:35:22,522 --> 00:35:24,758 That's how you knew he was doing it correctly. 751 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:25,791 Okay. 752 00:35:30,031 --> 00:35:34,068 Let's see how sensitive your memory really is. 753 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:38,805 Okay. 754 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:42,642 I'm in a hallway and... 755 00:35:44,879 --> 00:35:47,081 I can smell my grandma's chicken soup. 756 00:35:48,615 --> 00:35:49,615 Mmm. 757 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,489 I can hear the gentle summer rain hitting the skylight. 758 00:35:57,925 --> 00:36:01,228 I'm walking past the dark wooden door. 759 00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:04,098 With the brass handle carved by my grandpa Sven. 760 00:36:04,131 --> 00:36:05,732 Brady: I'm not sure you carve brass. 761 00:36:05,765 --> 00:36:06,599 Go on. 762 00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:07,935 Open it. 763 00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:08,969 No. 764 00:36:09,703 --> 00:36:11,238 No, I can't. 765 00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:13,808 It's always locked, that's my dad's office. 766 00:36:15,542 --> 00:36:18,980 You know where the key is hidden don't you? 767 00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:22,515 It's in the fern next to the door. 768 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,884 Grab it. 769 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,918 Open it. 770 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,754 I don't want to. 771 00:36:27,787 --> 00:36:29,056 - Open it! - Open it! 772 00:36:31,591 --> 00:36:33,094 It's my dad! 773 00:36:33,127 --> 00:36:36,130 Fucking our tennis coach Jim! 774 00:36:36,163 --> 00:36:37,731 I hate you! 775 00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:40,533 I hate you dad, screw you! 776 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:42,103 - Yes! - Well done, dear. 777 00:36:42,136 --> 00:36:43,636 It's always those locked doors. 778 00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:45,239 You guys are sick. 779 00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:46,673 Yorick: I wanna go next. 780 00:36:46,706 --> 00:36:48,242 That was amazing. 781 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,077 Brilliant. 782 00:36:50,111 --> 00:36:52,645 So what do we call ourselves? 783 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:01,956 Pst! 784 00:37:01,989 --> 00:37:03,858 The Tankhouse Theater. 785 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:08,728 Their leader, Tucker, says he wants to start 786 00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:10,797 some sort of a theatrical revolution. 787 00:37:10,831 --> 00:37:11,866 Oh please. 788 00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,868 He's all hat and no cattle. 789 00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:15,735 Fargoans are gonna see through him 790 00:37:15,769 --> 00:37:17,872 like long Johns in a thunderstorm. 791 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:18,839 No. 792 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:19,907 No, they're good. 793 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:22,276 They got me emotional. 794 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:24,979 I'm never actually emotional onstage. 795 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:26,814 You can be emotional sometimes. 796 00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:27,647 Okay, thank you. 797 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,516 I mean I don't always believe you, 798 00:37:28,548 --> 00:37:30,583 but yeah yeah yeah, you're emotional. 799 00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:31,828 Aww, that's really nice of you. 800 00:37:31,852 --> 00:37:32,752 Just get to the point. 801 00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:33,454 Okay okay. 802 00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:34,288 So they're gonna do something 803 00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:35,890 called an immersive theater attack 804 00:37:35,923 --> 00:37:37,324 at the farmer's market on Sunday. 805 00:37:37,358 --> 00:37:39,793 Apparently it's gonna shake this town to its core. 806 00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:41,228 I'm not gonna let some foppish dandy 807 00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,630 take this theater away from me. 808 00:37:43,663 --> 00:37:44,932 Here's what I want you to do. 809 00:37:44,965 --> 00:37:46,243 I want you to infiltrate the group, 810 00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:47,907 make yourself indispensable, and then once 811 00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,669 you've earned their trust, just yank 812 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:51,771 the carpet right out from under them. 813 00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:55,109 Mr. Mortenson, call me a calculator. 814 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,644 'Cause you can count on me. 815 00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:59,013 Did you just say that out loud? 816 00:37:59,046 --> 00:37:59,880 I'm so sorry. 817 00:37:59,914 --> 00:38:00,580 Just get outta here. 818 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:01,748 Okay, yeah, no, I'm sorry. 819 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:02,615 Hey Sandy! 820 00:38:02,649 --> 00:38:04,018 Here, let me help you. 821 00:38:04,051 --> 00:38:05,862 No, I really gotta get these back to the theater. 822 00:38:05,886 --> 00:38:07,164 We're only taking a five for dinner. 823 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:08,022 Thank you. 824 00:38:08,055 --> 00:38:08,721 I feel real bad about what happened 825 00:38:08,755 --> 00:38:10,157 at the bar the other night. 826 00:38:10,191 --> 00:38:11,301 No, don't even worry about it. 827 00:38:11,325 --> 00:38:14,028 No, seriously, not cool on my part. 828 00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:16,163 You guys seem like you make a good match. 829 00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:17,164 Well thank you. 830 00:38:17,198 --> 00:38:19,200 I appreciate that. 831 00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:21,734 I was just really pumped to see you. 832 00:38:21,768 --> 00:38:23,670 You know, my mom had a little party 833 00:38:23,703 --> 00:38:25,738 to watch your Rookie Badge episode. 834 00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:26,706 What? 835 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,375 I had like two lines in that. 836 00:38:28,409 --> 00:38:29,243 That's so sweet. 837 00:38:29,276 --> 00:38:31,278 No, seriously, when you told that cop 838 00:38:31,312 --> 00:38:32,880 the suspect threw the girl's remains 839 00:38:32,913 --> 00:38:35,216 into the dumpster, I totally bought it. 840 00:38:37,017 --> 00:38:41,355 So can you still audition for stuff out here? 841 00:38:41,388 --> 00:38:43,257 How does that work? 842 00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:44,258 Yeah, I mean kinda. 843 00:38:44,291 --> 00:38:46,793 I can self-tape for stuff. 844 00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:48,905 Actually, I just ran into this agent guy in New York. 845 00:38:48,929 --> 00:38:51,132 He said he'd started sending me out more. 846 00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:53,134 But who knows about that, you know? 847 00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:54,167 Whoa. 848 00:38:54,969 --> 00:38:56,170 That's awesome. 849 00:38:57,438 --> 00:38:58,671 Yeah. 850 00:38:58,705 --> 00:39:02,009 Yeah, I guess it is kinda cool. 851 00:39:03,878 --> 00:39:05,279 Well, thank you. 852 00:39:05,312 --> 00:39:06,280 This is my stop. 853 00:39:06,313 --> 00:39:11,318 Hey, if you ever need help with all that, 854 00:39:11,352 --> 00:39:12,920 Let me know. 855 00:39:12,953 --> 00:39:14,221 Thank you. 856 00:39:14,255 --> 00:39:17,258 As long as you thank me in your Oscar speech. 857 00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:20,060 If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me that. 858 00:39:22,062 --> 00:39:23,197 Okay, I'll see you. 859 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,131 Yup, okay. 860 00:39:24,165 --> 00:39:24,999 Break a leg! 861 00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:25,665 Sandrene: Thanks! 862 00:39:25,698 --> 00:39:28,402 Five, six, seven, eight. 863 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:29,336 Yup. 864 00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:31,438 Okay, that's not it at all. 865 00:39:31,472 --> 00:39:32,273 That's okay. 866 00:39:32,306 --> 00:39:34,308 Just lift up your hands like this. 867 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:35,342 MacKenzie. 868 00:39:37,978 --> 00:39:41,415 So after some reflection, I think that we should 869 00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:43,250 make the truth you spoke about your father 870 00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:45,752 the centerpiece of our performance on the morrow, hmm? 871 00:39:45,785 --> 00:39:46,820 Oh. 872 00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:48,489 Oh I love that idea. 873 00:39:48,522 --> 00:39:50,133 I'm so ready to share that with the world. 874 00:39:50,157 --> 00:39:52,792 Yeah, me too, but it is a great responsibility. 875 00:39:52,826 --> 00:39:55,728 Do you think you can execute? 876 00:39:55,762 --> 00:39:57,398 You can count on me. 877 00:39:58,832 --> 00:40:00,367 Like a calculator. 878 00:40:01,402 --> 00:40:02,836 Oh. 879 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:05,206 Uh-uh-uh, director eats first! 880 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,007 Nina: And antibacterial hand wipes. 881 00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,309 Please take one. 882 00:40:11,812 --> 00:40:12,745 Titania. 883 00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:15,082 Come in Titania, are the players in position? 884 00:40:15,115 --> 00:40:18,819 Oberon, everyone is in position except MacKenzie. 885 00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:19,987 She hasn't checked in yet 886 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,056 and I don't see her anywhere. 887 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:23,257 We should do it now. 888 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:25,993 Lydia's here, she's the head judge of the competition. 889 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:27,261 Where is MacKenzie? 890 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:27,928 I don't know. 891 00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:28,862 Don't worry about Mckenzie. 892 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:29,796 She's the most professional of the bunch. 893 00:40:29,830 --> 00:40:33,334 Sandrene: Well everyone else is in place. 894 00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:35,836 Good work, Titania. 895 00:40:35,869 --> 00:40:36,869 Oberon out. 896 00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,946 Ladies and gentlemen! 897 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,549 My name is Tucker Charlemagne. 898 00:40:48,582 --> 00:40:51,318 And I'm afraid I have some terrible news. 899 00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:52,853 There's been a murder! 900 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:55,788 Over there! 901 00:40:55,823 --> 00:40:56,857 Come with me. 902 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:58,826 Follow! 903 00:40:58,859 --> 00:40:59,860 Quickly! 904 00:40:59,893 --> 00:41:02,896 Townsfolk, stay on my heels! 905 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:04,965 Just around this vehicle. 906 00:41:07,201 --> 00:41:08,201 No! 907 00:41:09,903 --> 00:41:11,572 Oh my goodness! 908 00:41:11,605 --> 00:41:13,073 What a disaster! 909 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:17,144 But look, she's still alive. 910 00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:19,380 Beloved, who did this to you? 911 00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:20,547 It was... 912 00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:21,581 It was him! 913 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,787 He's getting away! 914 00:41:28,589 --> 00:41:30,591 I can find him! 915 00:41:30,624 --> 00:41:32,326 Quick, lead us. 916 00:41:32,359 --> 00:41:33,494 But I am weak. 917 00:41:33,527 --> 00:41:34,527 Catch me. 918 00:41:35,863 --> 00:41:36,864 You there. 919 00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:38,899 What can I do? 920 00:41:38,932 --> 00:41:40,601 I'm just a kid. 921 00:41:40,634 --> 00:41:44,571 Play that piano like her life depends on it. 922 00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:45,606 Okay. 923 00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:52,513 What an authentic expression of care. 924 00:41:52,546 --> 00:41:57,885 I'm no expert, but authenticity seems to strengthen him. 925 00:41:57,918 --> 00:41:59,386 That way! 926 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:00,354 Oh my god. 927 00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:02,589 Well if you don't want me to be anorexic. 928 00:42:02,623 --> 00:42:03,457 Shh fourth wall- 929 00:42:03,490 --> 00:42:04,391 Hey come on, let's go! 930 00:42:04,425 --> 00:42:05,059 That way! 931 00:42:05,092 --> 00:42:07,561 Come on everybody, let's go! 932 00:42:10,664 --> 00:42:12,966 This way, let's go, let's go. 933 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,401 Inside, thank you, inside. 934 00:42:14,435 --> 00:42:15,436 There's the beast! 935 00:42:18,238 --> 00:42:21,542 I have killed your precious art! 936 00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:24,545 My power is greater than ever and there's 937 00:42:24,578 --> 00:42:27,181 nothing you can do as stop me! 938 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:30,083 Oh god! 939 00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:32,553 There's no hope. 940 00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:37,491 How can we ever save art? 941 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:40,594 Bringing him down will take 942 00:42:40,627 --> 00:42:43,931 a truth bomb of epic proportions! 943 00:42:43,964 --> 00:42:45,332 Yes. 944 00:42:45,366 --> 00:42:46,333 Yes. 945 00:42:46,367 --> 00:42:47,301 Yes! 946 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:50,137 Quickly, does anyone have a truth that needs 947 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:53,073 to be spoken that hasn't been given voice before? 948 00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:55,008 Do you have a... 949 00:42:55,042 --> 00:42:55,676 What about you? 950 00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:58,545 Come on, a secret, a truth? 951 00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,147 Come on, please, anyone, anyone. 952 00:43:00,180 --> 00:43:01,081 Do you have a truth? 953 00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:01,982 Please, anybody. 954 00:43:02,015 --> 00:43:03,617 Anybody, a truth? 955 00:43:03,650 --> 00:43:04,918 What about... 956 00:43:06,954 --> 00:43:07,954 You! 957 00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:19,633 I say, a truth that hasn't been spoken! 958 00:43:28,075 --> 00:43:30,144 Nothing about a dad? 959 00:43:30,177 --> 00:43:31,245 Tennis coach? 960 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:35,182 A door? Okay. 961 00:43:38,085 --> 00:43:39,520 Okay. 962 00:43:39,553 --> 00:43:41,622 All right, very well. 963 00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:43,590 I shall do this myself. 964 00:43:45,526 --> 00:43:47,961 From the dawn of time-not right now. 965 00:43:47,995 --> 00:43:50,164 From the dawn of time, 966 00:43:50,197 --> 00:43:52,266 No, but if it's all the same to you, 967 00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:55,235 there is a pretty big truth that I, 968 00:43:55,904 --> 00:43:57,604 we, would like to get off our chest. 969 00:43:57,638 --> 00:43:58,672 Dude, not now. 970 00:43:58,705 --> 00:43:59,705 Seriously. 971 00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:02,176 It is going to be okay. 972 00:44:02,209 --> 00:44:03,043 Brady! 973 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:03,912 I promise. 974 00:44:03,944 --> 00:44:05,746 Hey, what's going on here, kiddo? 975 00:44:05,779 --> 00:44:07,481 Dear town! 976 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:08,514 Jack and I. 977 00:44:11,618 --> 00:44:12,719 We're together. 978 00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:31,271 You guys. 979 00:44:40,815 --> 00:44:42,449 Called that. 980 00:44:42,483 --> 00:44:43,784 Die. 981 00:44:50,324 --> 00:44:52,159 It's gonna be okay. 982 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:53,192 Oh yes. 983 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,732 All: Art is truth brought to life, 984 00:44:58,765 --> 00:45:01,735 and the truth shall set you free! 985 00:45:07,508 --> 00:45:09,443 Beloved, how amazing! 986 00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:19,219 What an unmitigated disaster. 987 00:45:19,253 --> 00:45:22,055 Darling, it turned out better than what we had planned. 988 00:45:22,089 --> 00:45:23,657 Let's just go back to the ranch, 989 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:26,593 have a bacchanal, and move forward okay? 990 00:45:26,627 --> 00:45:27,594 Brady: Wait, I'm confused. 991 00:45:27,628 --> 00:45:28,830 That was amazing, right guys? 992 00:45:28,863 --> 00:45:30,664 Did you hear the applause? 993 00:45:30,697 --> 00:45:33,200 Yeah, the crowd loved it. 994 00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:34,002 No! 995 00:45:34,034 --> 00:45:35,569 If we don't have artists committed 996 00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,504 to our work, then what do we have? 997 00:45:37,538 --> 00:45:38,605 MacKenzie: Hey! 998 00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:47,347 What happened to you? 999 00:45:47,381 --> 00:45:49,851 You really thought I'd join your group of misfits? 1000 00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:53,353 That was cute back there! 1001 00:45:53,387 --> 00:45:55,589 I wouldn't call it theater, per se. 1002 00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:57,825 More like a prank really. 1003 00:45:57,859 --> 00:46:00,427 You two gathered to conspire against us? 1004 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,296 Good luck to you, Kenzie. 1005 00:46:02,329 --> 00:46:04,197 Have fun in a dance studio 1006 00:46:04,231 --> 00:46:06,266 conforming for the rest of your life. 1007 00:46:09,269 --> 00:46:13,740 The way I see it, you're like the boy who cried wolf. 1008 00:46:13,774 --> 00:46:16,410 Your little trick can only last for so long. 1009 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,478 People will catch on. 1010 00:46:18,512 --> 00:46:20,347 And when they do, you can kick 1011 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,784 and scream and prank all you want. 1012 00:46:23,818 --> 00:46:25,452 No one will listen. 1013 00:46:25,485 --> 00:46:27,822 Mr. Mortenson, what happened to you? 1014 00:46:27,855 --> 00:46:29,623 You used to be such a sweetheart. 1015 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:32,726 Sandy, you had such promise in the day, come join us. 1016 00:46:32,759 --> 00:46:34,127 You don't belong with these people. 1017 00:46:34,161 --> 00:46:35,195 No way. 1018 00:46:35,228 --> 00:46:36,807 There's no way she would Sully her Lily white 1019 00:46:36,831 --> 00:46:39,399 hands with your crowd-pleasing drivel. 1020 00:46:40,701 --> 00:46:43,270 Yorick: Drivel, I know that one. 1021 00:46:43,303 --> 00:46:44,304 All right. 1022 00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:47,909 Let's settle this right now. 1023 00:46:47,942 --> 00:46:50,344 A Modern Major General-off. 1024 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,377 Just you and me. 1025 00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:53,881 Yorick: Should I get my sword? 1026 00:46:53,915 --> 00:46:55,482 Uther: I smell trouble brewing. 1027 00:46:55,515 --> 00:46:56,650 A Modern Major General-off? 1028 00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:58,285 I've never seen one in real life. 1029 00:46:58,318 --> 00:46:59,395 What's a Modern Major General-off? 1030 00:46:59,419 --> 00:47:01,164 "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" 1031 00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:03,490 is the fastest song in the English language canon. 1032 00:47:03,523 --> 00:47:05,425 Major General-offs have been illegal since two. 1033 00:47:05,459 --> 00:47:09,696 RSC members tried it in 1984 and broke their jaws. 1034 00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:12,165 Betrothéd, let me do this. 1035 00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:14,735 No darling, this is extremely perilous. 1036 00:47:14,768 --> 00:47:15,602 I know. 1037 00:47:15,636 --> 00:47:16,914 He taught me the part in high school. 1038 00:47:16,938 --> 00:47:18,672 I can beat him. 1039 00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:20,374 Come on! 1040 00:47:20,407 --> 00:47:22,776 We gonna do this or what? 1041 00:47:22,810 --> 00:47:23,644 I love you. 1042 00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:24,677 Wait. 1043 00:47:26,613 --> 00:47:27,613 En garde. 1044 00:48:14,594 --> 00:48:15,594 Come on! 1045 00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:22,335 You got this. 1046 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:23,369 Go get him. 1047 00:48:37,919 --> 00:48:41,655 And that, my friends, is how you operetta, acapella! 1048 00:48:41,688 --> 00:48:42,723 It's too fast. 1049 00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:44,291 No, he's too fast. 1050 00:48:44,324 --> 00:48:45,325 It's okay. 1051 00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:14,856 Sandy please, be reasonable. 1052 00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:26,599 Please, please. 1053 00:49:27,701 --> 00:49:28,903 To the ranch! 1054 00:49:37,778 --> 00:49:40,380 Pauline: Damn theater kids. 1055 00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:44,384 Oh yeah, this is sick. 1056 00:49:47,721 --> 00:49:48,789 Wait a minute. 1057 00:49:48,823 --> 00:49:50,666 You have to realize that if you would've just let me 1058 00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:53,060 compete against Morten I would've beat him. 1059 00:49:53,094 --> 00:49:55,562 Well after that monumental cock-up 1060 00:49:55,595 --> 00:49:57,107 during our performance it's become apparent 1061 00:49:57,131 --> 00:50:00,001 to me that I have to do everything myself. 1062 00:50:00,034 --> 00:50:02,069 Then why have an ensemble? 1063 00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:04,071 God, you're so controlling sometimes. 1064 00:50:04,105 --> 00:50:06,974 You call it controlling, I call it directing. 1065 00:50:07,008 --> 00:50:09,442 The play was great without MacKenzie. 1066 00:50:09,476 --> 00:50:10,577 No. 1067 00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:11,822 Yeah, sometimes things don't go according to plan, 1068 00:50:11,846 --> 00:50:14,916 and then you work around them and they end up being fine. 1069 00:50:14,949 --> 00:50:16,483 Stop being such a mule. 1070 00:50:16,516 --> 00:50:19,486 I'm being authentic to the craft, 'Drene. 1071 00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:21,022 If you let things slide, next thing 1072 00:50:21,055 --> 00:50:22,589 you know we're doing a gender specific 1073 00:50:22,622 --> 00:50:24,091 production of The Sound of Music. 1074 00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,159 Don't! 1075 00:50:25,193 --> 00:50:27,829 I just can't handle any more betrayal, capiche? 1076 00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:33,835 Oh geez! 1077 00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:35,036 What? 1078 00:50:35,069 --> 00:50:35,903 Sorry. 1079 00:50:35,937 --> 00:50:36,770 It's locked. 1080 00:50:36,804 --> 00:50:38,840 Yorick: We can't get in. 1081 00:50:38,873 --> 00:50:40,640 You have a key to the barn? 1082 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:42,877 Yes, I have the keys. 1083 00:50:42,910 --> 00:50:44,011 Come on in, you guys. 1084 00:50:44,045 --> 00:50:44,946 Uther: I smell hay! 1085 00:50:44,979 --> 00:50:47,882 Sandrene: Mi casa es su casa. 1086 00:50:47,915 --> 00:50:49,382 Nina: I have water. 1087 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:52,053 I've never been around underage drinking before. 1088 00:50:52,086 --> 00:50:54,588 All right everyone, I wanna make an announcement. 1089 00:50:54,621 --> 00:50:55,957 Thank you. 1090 00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:56,990 Beloved. 1091 00:50:57,825 --> 00:51:02,696 I just want to raise a goblet to these two beautiful boys. 1092 00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:06,566 Planning that surprise was the perfect example of risk. 1093 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,169 Well we didn't plan it. 1094 00:51:08,202 --> 00:51:09,904 Congratulations to all! 1095 00:51:09,937 --> 00:51:10,972 Drink up! 1096 00:51:11,005 --> 00:51:12,439 Yorick: Skol! 1097 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:14,075 I love fruit punch! 1098 00:51:16,077 --> 00:51:19,981 Look bonbon, I think we should agree to disagree. 1099 00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:22,083 I don't wanna fight with you. 1100 00:51:22,116 --> 00:51:23,116 I love you. 1101 00:51:23,885 --> 00:51:26,954 Let's just have fun tonight, okay? 1102 00:51:30,892 --> 00:51:31,758 Drink up. 1103 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:32,791 Okay. 1104 00:51:42,702 --> 00:51:44,471 Buford: If you're ever going 1105 00:51:44,504 --> 00:51:47,808 to discover the true purpose of theater, 1106 00:51:47,842 --> 00:51:50,443 you must have this experience. 1107 00:51:55,116 --> 00:51:56,750 It is absolutely not a thing. 1108 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:59,586 What do you, explain your point with words please. 1109 00:51:59,619 --> 00:52:01,098 When you're dancing with the lighting, 1110 00:52:01,122 --> 00:52:02,857 and dancers, and your lighting with dancers, 1111 00:52:02,890 --> 00:52:05,993 you wanna see their angles and the bodies and the shapes. 1112 00:52:06,027 --> 00:52:06,994 Look, poppet. 1113 00:52:07,028 --> 00:52:07,962 Huh? 1114 00:52:07,995 --> 00:52:10,730 The group is really starting to "cohese." 1115 00:52:10,764 --> 00:52:13,834 Yes, it's like they're melting together 1116 00:52:13,868 --> 00:52:18,505 like a Croque Monsieur. 1117 00:52:18,538 --> 00:52:19,538 You mad? 1118 00:52:21,775 --> 00:52:25,046 Did you consider maybe I didn't wanna 1119 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:28,916 come out to the whole farmer's market? 1120 00:52:28,950 --> 00:52:31,785 But what are you so worried about, man? 1121 00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:33,586 I mean your mom? 1122 00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:35,622 Dude, she was totally happy. 1123 00:52:35,655 --> 00:52:38,259 That's 'cause everyone was watching. 1124 00:52:38,292 --> 00:52:41,996 This town is mad conservative, dude. 1125 00:52:42,029 --> 00:52:43,563 You have no idea. 1126 00:52:48,568 --> 00:52:49,703 I do though. 1127 00:52:58,545 --> 00:52:59,447 Don't do that. 1128 00:52:59,479 --> 00:53:02,749 Boys, what is doing on over here huh? 1129 00:53:02,782 --> 00:53:07,620 Nothing like a little showmance to spice up the gumbo. 1130 00:53:07,654 --> 00:53:09,622 Did we ever tell you about the first time 1131 00:53:09,656 --> 00:53:11,524 that Sandrene and I made love? 1132 00:53:11,558 --> 00:53:12,893 Why do you guys smell like garlic? 1133 00:53:12,927 --> 00:53:15,595 It was a cast party just like this one. 1134 00:53:15,628 --> 00:53:16,897 Just let me out first. 1135 00:53:16,931 --> 00:53:18,798 Just let me out first! 1136 00:53:24,338 --> 00:53:25,338 Yeah, hi. 1137 00:53:25,973 --> 00:53:28,175 Can I get 10 extra large with 1138 00:53:28,209 --> 00:53:30,011 zucchini flowers if you have it? 1139 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,918 Oh. 1140 00:53:37,952 --> 00:53:39,053 Mr. Marlow. 1141 00:53:39,086 --> 00:53:41,788 Is that a scimitar or are you just happy to see me? 1142 00:53:46,093 --> 00:53:47,161 Brian, hey. 1143 00:53:50,364 --> 00:53:51,899 A self-tape? 1144 00:53:51,932 --> 00:53:52,932 Really? 1145 00:53:53,901 --> 00:53:54,869 Yeah. 1146 00:53:54,902 --> 00:53:56,237 No, I'm in Fargo. 1147 00:53:57,304 --> 00:54:00,141 Yeah, it comes out sometimes. 1148 00:54:00,174 --> 00:54:01,809 Yeah, okay. 1149 00:54:01,842 --> 00:54:04,111 I'll get it in immediately. 1150 00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:05,913 Okay perfect. 1151 00:54:05,946 --> 00:54:06,946 Great, bye. 1152 00:54:22,163 --> 00:54:23,197 Rise and shine! 1153 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:30,237 Ideokinesis on the porch! 1154 00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:31,338 Everybody up! 1155 00:54:31,372 --> 00:54:34,208 Ideokinesis is an intimate technique that opens 1156 00:54:34,241 --> 00:54:37,644 the energy centers around the pelvic floor. 1157 00:54:37,677 --> 00:54:39,046 Ooh yeah, that's good. 1158 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,749 Tucker: Trust the process, children. 1159 00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:44,182 Yorick: Oh Brady, look what you did. 1160 00:54:45,252 --> 00:54:46,153 Oh my god, no! 1161 00:54:46,187 --> 00:54:47,154 I'm done with this! 1162 00:54:47,188 --> 00:54:49,056 All right, calm down everybody, calm down. 1163 00:54:49,090 --> 00:54:50,367 I know it's wet, I know it's cold, all right? 1164 00:54:50,391 --> 00:54:51,667 But we're gonna do a couple more 1165 00:54:51,691 --> 00:54:53,828 sacrum scrubs and then it's back to town. 1166 00:54:55,996 --> 00:54:57,031 Sandrene: Darling, look. 1167 00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:57,865 The Squire. 1168 00:54:57,898 --> 00:55:00,733 All the way from New York City? 1169 00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:04,939 Ah. 1170 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:06,173 Good Squire. 1171 00:55:06,207 --> 00:55:07,808 What news bring you? 1172 00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,310 Hear ye, hear ye! 1173 00:55:10,311 --> 00:55:13,214 I come bearing tragic news! 1174 00:55:13,247 --> 00:55:16,851 It is with great sorrow that I inform you that. 1175 00:55:16,884 --> 00:55:20,955 Buford Schlesinger, the honored artistic director 1176 00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:24,959 of the Artist's Atelier, after his decades-long 1177 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:29,296 battle with gout, has passed away! 1178 00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:33,901 No no no no no! 1179 00:55:36,904 --> 00:55:37,904 No! 1180 00:55:39,306 --> 00:55:40,306 Buford! 1181 00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:45,178 No! 1182 00:55:46,713 --> 00:55:47,713 Buford! 1183 00:55:48,282 --> 00:55:49,984 Why? 1184 00:55:50,017 --> 00:55:52,920 I don't know what this is about right now. 1185 00:55:52,953 --> 00:55:54,889 Rehearsals dismissed! 1186 00:55:58,058 --> 00:56:00,693 I'm sorry, but we kinda got a ride with you... 1187 00:56:00,727 --> 00:56:01,896 Get another ride! 1188 00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:05,332 Absolutely, totally understand. 1189 00:56:05,366 --> 00:56:06,867 We'll figure it out. 1190 00:56:14,808 --> 00:56:16,076 Again. 1191 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,378 I can't, Mr. Mortenson. 1192 00:56:17,411 --> 00:56:18,946 I've done it a thousand times. 1193 00:56:18,979 --> 00:56:20,080 Again please! 1194 00:56:20,114 --> 00:56:24,218 I'm literally dying up here, I can't do this anymore! 1195 00:56:24,251 --> 00:56:25,085 You're dying? 1196 00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:26,887 From singing a song? 1197 00:56:26,921 --> 00:56:27,754 Get her outta here. 1198 00:56:27,787 --> 00:56:30,991 Get her smelling salts for all I care. 1199 00:56:31,025 --> 00:56:31,926 Hey! 1200 00:56:31,959 --> 00:56:33,726 Lisa, Ashley, what the hell are you doing? 1201 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,964 I told you, no cell phones in the rehearsal space. 1202 00:56:36,997 --> 00:56:40,100 Why don't we ever get to massage each other? 1203 00:56:40,134 --> 00:56:42,203 What the hell are you talking about? 1204 00:56:42,236 --> 00:56:44,505 Brady is posting them all at the Tankhouse cast party. 1205 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,773 It looks so fun. 1206 00:56:46,807 --> 00:56:48,108 I'm so jealous. 1207 00:56:48,142 --> 00:56:51,812 All of their warmups are clothing optional. 1208 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,449 Theater is about hard work. 1209 00:56:55,482 --> 00:56:56,984 Precision. 1210 00:56:57,017 --> 00:56:58,017 Pain. 1211 00:56:58,852 --> 00:57:01,055 It's not some bordello. 1212 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,056 Well maybe if you had more fun 1213 00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:03,991 you wouldn't have lost the Major-General off. 1214 00:57:04,024 --> 00:57:05,025 Excuse me? 1215 00:57:05,725 --> 00:57:08,329 Just doing a tongue stretch. 1216 00:57:12,799 --> 00:57:16,270 Well it won't be fun when I show Captain Mikkelsen this. 1217 00:57:18,038 --> 00:57:19,406 Oh Buford! 1218 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,909 Why would you leave me here? 1219 00:57:30,985 --> 00:57:34,555 Pretty cool getting to be a part of the movie magic. 1220 00:57:34,588 --> 00:57:38,125 Hope I can do uh... "Logan" justice. 1221 00:57:38,158 --> 00:57:40,060 Yeah, hold on, sorry. 1222 00:57:40,094 --> 00:57:41,137 The lighting is perfect right now, 1223 00:57:41,161 --> 00:57:42,305 so if we could just get started 1224 00:57:42,329 --> 00:57:44,131 'cause they're casting this off the tape. 1225 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:46,934 And it's for the CW, so I need to look CW-ish. 1226 00:57:46,967 --> 00:57:47,968 Whoa! 1227 00:57:48,002 --> 00:57:49,303 CW. 1228 00:57:49,336 --> 00:57:53,407 Are you gonna be a sexy witch or a sexy werewolf? 1229 00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:55,809 I'm kidding. 1230 00:57:56,543 --> 00:57:57,478 Okay, let's get going. 1231 00:57:57,511 --> 00:57:59,151 Tucker's guru just died and I need to hold 1232 00:57:59,179 --> 00:58:02,549 the bucket for him while he purges his grief. 1233 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:03,951 Wait. 1234 00:58:03,984 --> 00:58:06,820 Does he know you're here? 1235 00:58:06,854 --> 00:58:08,589 Tuck really hates network television. 1236 00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:11,091 He thinks it's "lulling the masses into a stupor" 1237 00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:14,361 "while they get disenfranchised by the ruling class." 1238 00:58:16,397 --> 00:58:17,531 Or something. 1239 00:58:22,970 --> 00:58:25,873 I know he's a lot, and I know you don't 1240 00:58:25,906 --> 00:58:28,409 understand him, but he's passionate 1241 00:58:28,442 --> 00:58:32,479 and ambitious and driven and we... 1242 00:58:32,513 --> 00:58:34,348 Need each other. 1243 00:58:35,149 --> 00:58:38,852 But you can't be honest with each other? 1244 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:43,957 You always told me that your big dream was to be on TV. 1245 00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:44,991 It was. 1246 00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:48,261 It is. 1247 00:58:50,331 --> 00:58:51,331 Well. 1248 00:58:52,599 --> 00:58:55,269 Is Tucker a part of that dream? 1249 00:59:01,442 --> 00:59:04,178 Come here come here come here. 1250 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:07,581 Thank you so much. 1251 00:59:07,614 --> 00:59:09,083 You're the best. 1252 00:59:12,252 --> 00:59:13,620 Okay. 1253 00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:19,493 Pauline. 1254 00:59:19,526 --> 00:59:20,494 Whoa! 1255 00:59:20,527 --> 00:59:22,396 Morten, what are you doing hiding down there 1256 00:59:22,429 --> 00:59:26,033 like a pregnant possum in a pumpkin patch? 1257 00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:29,403 What has gotten into you? 1258 00:59:29,436 --> 00:59:30,914 Seems like everyone around here is losing 1259 00:59:30,938 --> 00:59:34,208 their right minds over this competition. 1260 00:59:35,509 --> 00:59:38,011 Something I wanna show you. 1261 00:59:38,045 --> 00:59:39,045 Huh? 1262 00:59:45,619 --> 00:59:46,619 Oh. 1263 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:51,024 Did you sleep at all last night, darling? 1264 00:59:51,058 --> 00:59:51,892 I'm not sure. 1265 00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:55,929 I took about eight Melatonin at 5 AM. 1266 00:59:55,963 --> 00:59:57,431 I just can't stop thinking about 1267 00:59:57,464 --> 01:00:00,234 the last thing that Buford ever said to me. 1268 01:00:00,267 --> 01:00:03,670 I was to find the true purpose of theater. 1269 01:00:05,005 --> 01:00:07,207 Well we've brought people together 1270 01:00:07,241 --> 01:00:10,010 and helped them find their voices as artists. 1271 01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:11,521 And our final performance can be a place 1272 01:00:11,545 --> 01:00:15,482 to showcase what makes our ensemble so special. 1273 01:00:17,084 --> 01:00:17,718 No. 1274 01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:18,619 No? 1275 01:00:18,652 --> 01:00:19,753 No. 1276 01:00:19,787 --> 01:00:24,725 Buford sent me here to redefine theater as we know it. 1277 01:00:24,758 --> 01:00:25,759 Oh is that what he said? 1278 01:00:25,793 --> 01:00:29,062 And these people will be the raw materials 1279 01:00:29,096 --> 01:00:31,064 with which I craft my masterpiece! 1280 01:00:31,098 --> 01:00:33,100 Tucker, you're getting carried away. 1281 01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:34,501 Hey Tucker? 1282 01:00:34,535 --> 01:00:36,370 Yorick and I have been channeling our rage 1283 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:38,539 into this really cool stage combat sequence 1284 01:00:38,572 --> 01:00:40,374 that we think would be great for the finale. 1285 01:00:40,407 --> 01:00:42,376 Ooh, and I can't wait to try out my crowd work. 1286 01:00:42,409 --> 01:00:43,520 Thank you all for your suggestions, 1287 01:00:43,544 --> 01:00:45,179 but they will not be necessary. 1288 01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:46,280 Tucker. 1289 01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:48,191 I've been very clear with you all from the outset. 1290 01:00:48,215 --> 01:00:51,318 Our mission here is to create a theatrical revolution 1291 01:00:51,351 --> 01:00:52,753 so that I may take my rightful place 1292 01:00:52,786 --> 01:00:55,155 at the apex of the avant-garde. 1293 01:00:55,189 --> 01:00:58,459 Now Buford's death, I'm sorry, confirms. 1294 01:00:59,660 --> 01:01:01,395 That my time is now. 1295 01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:06,667 So, like, we've all never been totally sure who Buford is? 1296 01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:07,501 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1297 01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:09,036 That's very funny. 1298 01:01:11,772 --> 01:01:14,274 Ladies and gentlemen, there comes a point 1299 01:01:14,308 --> 01:01:17,010 in every artist's journey where he, or she, 1300 01:01:17,044 --> 01:01:19,580 must take a step back from creating their own work 1301 01:01:19,613 --> 01:01:22,516 and take part in the equally fulfilling task 1302 01:01:22,549 --> 01:01:25,285 of executing other people's instructions! 1303 01:01:25,319 --> 01:01:26,319 Ha. 1304 01:01:27,654 --> 01:01:29,590 I'm sorry, Nina. 1305 01:01:29,623 --> 01:01:30,657 Something humorous? 1306 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:32,793 That's exactly what Morton said when I demoed 1307 01:01:32,827 --> 01:01:35,195 my take for the lighting design of Pirates. 1308 01:01:35,229 --> 01:01:37,064 Yes dear, weren't you the one 1309 01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:39,533 that teased them about conforming? 1310 01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:40,667 No. 1311 01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:42,779 No no, no no no no no no, that is completely different. 1312 01:01:42,803 --> 01:01:44,705 Look, this is not a debate. 1313 01:01:44,738 --> 01:01:47,508 You will all execute my instructions, 1314 01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:51,278 we will win that theater, and that is final! 1315 01:01:58,452 --> 01:01:59,620 - Whoa! - Hey! 1316 01:01:59,653 --> 01:02:00,621 What happened? 1317 01:02:00,654 --> 01:02:03,657 No one leaves this room until I am satisfied! 1318 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,259 My phone is charging in the bar. 1319 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,094 My mom is gonna wonder where I am. 1320 01:02:07,127 --> 01:02:08,462 This is a fire hazard. 1321 01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:09,396 What are we going to eat? 1322 01:02:09,429 --> 01:02:11,265 There's no food in here. 1323 01:02:11,298 --> 01:02:13,835 There's plenty of Aquavit. 1324 01:02:13,868 --> 01:02:14,701 Eww. 1325 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:15,735 Ugh. 1326 01:02:38,258 --> 01:02:39,159 Faster! 1327 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:40,294 Faster faster faster! 1328 01:02:40,327 --> 01:02:41,361 Slower slower slower! 1329 01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:42,796 One hand fast, the other slow! 1330 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,731 That one's fast, that one's slow! 1331 01:02:44,765 --> 01:02:46,099 Go go go! 1332 01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,801 'Drene are you getting this? 1333 01:02:47,835 --> 01:02:48,669 Yes. 1334 01:02:48,702 --> 01:02:50,771 Okay, fast, slow, fast! 1335 01:03:16,898 --> 01:03:19,399 Jack: The sun burns. 1336 01:03:19,433 --> 01:03:20,868 Oh my god, it's 9:55. 1337 01:03:20,902 --> 01:03:21,946 We have five minutes to get there. 1338 01:03:21,970 --> 01:03:24,371 Tucker, you weren't keeping track of the time? 1339 01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:25,305 I didn't hear the lark. 1340 01:03:25,339 --> 01:03:27,207 Did you hear the lark? 1341 01:03:28,408 --> 01:03:29,811 Yorick: I'm gonna use the slingshot. 1342 01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:31,021 Nina: No no no, I think we decided on 1343 01:03:31,045 --> 01:03:33,313 the North Korean style movement piece with the streamers. 1344 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:34,715 Uther: I hear footsteps. 1345 01:03:34,748 --> 01:03:36,683 Brady: Did we decide live horse or a dead horse? 1346 01:03:36,717 --> 01:03:37,551 Uther: Hello? 1347 01:03:37,584 --> 01:03:39,553 Where is everyone? 1348 01:03:39,586 --> 01:03:41,388 Leah: Does somebody have any mouthwash? 1349 01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:45,392 Hello, is this Jax Winn? 1350 01:03:47,628 --> 01:03:49,596 Yeah, hello, this is Captain Pauline Mikkelsen 1351 01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:52,733 of the Fargo PD, I just had a question for you 1352 01:03:52,766 --> 01:03:56,203 about an immersive theater performance. 1353 01:04:03,543 --> 01:04:04,378 Lydia. 1354 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:06,480 Oh hi, nice to see you. 1355 01:04:10,317 --> 01:04:11,317 Whoa! 1356 01:04:12,452 --> 01:04:13,387 What are you whispering about? 1357 01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:14,254 Do you need tampons? 1358 01:04:14,287 --> 01:04:15,756 'Cause I have those. 1359 01:04:15,789 --> 01:04:16,623 Nina: No, I... 1360 01:04:16,657 --> 01:04:17,491 Do you need Extra Plus? 1361 01:04:17,524 --> 01:04:18,358 I have that too. 1362 01:04:18,392 --> 01:04:19,493 No no, I only use pads. 1363 01:04:19,526 --> 01:04:22,396 Tucker, you changed your mind 30,000 times last night. 1364 01:04:22,429 --> 01:04:24,631 Now nobody has any idea what's going on and everyone 1365 01:04:24,665 --> 01:04:27,701 thinks your masterpiece is gonna be a disaster. 1366 01:04:27,734 --> 01:04:29,937 Lydia: And now, ladies and gents, 1367 01:04:29,971 --> 01:04:33,507 please welcome to the stage the Red River Players. 1368 01:05:22,355 --> 01:05:24,025 Are they good? 1369 01:06:23,483 --> 01:06:24,584 Say something. 1370 01:06:24,618 --> 01:06:27,687 Lydia: Well wasn't that something? 1371 01:06:29,389 --> 01:06:31,625 Group, comrades, quickly gather. 1372 01:06:31,658 --> 01:06:33,426 Lydia: Up next, let's give it up 1373 01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:35,562 for The Tankhouse Theater. 1374 01:06:35,595 --> 01:06:37,397 Just remember to... 1375 01:06:38,765 --> 01:06:42,069 Commit to the text and everything will be fine. 1376 01:06:42,103 --> 01:06:43,703 There's no text. 1377 01:06:43,737 --> 01:06:44,906 Places! 1378 01:07:10,865 --> 01:07:14,334 - From the dawn of time! - How dare you! 1379 01:07:15,036 --> 01:07:17,872 I've been cuckolded before mine own eyes. 1380 01:07:17,905 --> 01:07:20,875 Ah yes, the eye of the play! 1381 01:07:20,908 --> 01:07:22,576 'Drene! 1382 01:07:22,609 --> 01:07:24,879 How could you do this to me? 1383 01:07:25,579 --> 01:07:27,882 Beloved, what in the devil? 1384 01:07:27,915 --> 01:07:29,116 What is happening? 1385 01:07:29,150 --> 01:07:30,952 This is part of their whole "thing." 1386 01:07:30,985 --> 01:07:32,896 Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. 1387 01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:33,888 Know what? 1388 01:07:33,921 --> 01:07:36,556 That you've been cheating on me with Hank! 1389 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,594 Salacious! 1390 01:07:43,496 --> 01:07:44,674 Okay, I wasn't cheating on you, 1391 01:07:44,698 --> 01:07:45,976 but can we please talk about this... 1392 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,168 I trusted you! 1393 01:07:47,201 --> 01:07:48,668 We weren't cheating. 1394 01:07:48,702 --> 01:07:50,838 Now you're going to lie? 1395 01:07:56,911 --> 01:07:59,981 He was helping me with a self-tape. 1396 01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:03,083 A. 1397 01:08:03,851 --> 01:08:04,851 Self. 1398 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:06,888 Tape. 1399 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:15,029 I can never forgive you. 1400 01:08:15,062 --> 01:08:17,631 What's a self-tape? 1401 01:08:17,664 --> 01:08:20,935 Well I'm sorry, but it's for a new CW show. 1402 01:08:20,968 --> 01:08:22,469 It's between me and one other girl 1403 01:08:22,502 --> 01:08:25,639 and I find out any minute if I got it. 1404 01:08:31,711 --> 01:08:33,180 Jack: Sorry, what's happening? 1405 01:08:33,214 --> 01:08:35,149 The CW, it's like, real TV. 1406 01:08:35,182 --> 01:08:35,850 Wow! 1407 01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:38,152 Are you gonna be a sexy witch? 1408 01:08:38,185 --> 01:08:39,686 Or a sexy werewolf? 1409 01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:40,620 Brady: Oh my god, Sandrene, you have 1410 01:08:40,654 --> 01:08:42,199 to come on my podcast when you're famous. 1411 01:08:42,223 --> 01:08:43,790 Yeah, I'm sure all 13 of your 1412 01:08:43,824 --> 01:08:45,159 listeners would love that, Brady. 1413 01:08:47,828 --> 01:08:49,030 Okay Jack. 1414 01:08:49,063 --> 01:08:50,597 Can we stop this? 1415 01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:53,034 I love you, okay? 1416 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:54,067 I love you! 1417 01:08:56,770 --> 01:08:58,139 Oh, oh, oh! 1418 01:08:58,172 --> 01:08:59,639 You have a missed call! 1419 01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:03,144 Ooh-hoo, it's from 2-1-2. 1420 01:09:03,177 --> 01:09:04,511 I'm dialing. 1421 01:09:05,679 --> 01:09:06,679 Here, here. 1422 01:09:10,184 --> 01:09:11,185 Hey Brian. 1423 01:09:13,988 --> 01:09:14,988 Yeah. 1424 01:09:16,623 --> 01:09:17,623 What? 1425 01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:19,292 What? 1426 01:09:20,194 --> 01:09:21,228 You're kidding! 1427 01:09:21,262 --> 01:09:22,629 Oh my god! 1428 01:09:22,662 --> 01:09:23,662 Oh my god. 1429 01:09:25,099 --> 01:09:26,167 I got the part! 1430 01:09:29,003 --> 01:09:30,171 I got it! 1431 01:09:30,204 --> 01:09:31,604 I got the part! 1432 01:09:35,009 --> 01:09:36,009 Yeah! 1433 01:09:37,111 --> 01:09:40,147 No no no no, stop stop stop stop! 1434 01:09:40,181 --> 01:09:44,185 Sandrene, you're not gonna do it right? 1435 01:09:44,218 --> 01:09:45,785 What? 1436 01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:48,956 Think about our artistic revolution. 1437 01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:51,058 Tucker. 1438 01:09:51,092 --> 01:09:54,661 Tucker, this is all I ever wanted. 1439 01:09:54,694 --> 01:09:57,530 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 1440 01:09:57,564 --> 01:10:01,668 They're literally flying me out tomorrow morning. 1441 01:10:01,701 --> 01:10:03,670 I can't believe you're gonna be on the CW. 1442 01:10:03,703 --> 01:10:06,007 This is so amazing. 1443 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,040 No. 1444 01:10:08,742 --> 01:10:10,077 It's not amazing. 1445 01:10:11,012 --> 01:10:12,146 It's betrayal. 1446 01:10:14,781 --> 01:10:15,916 Ensemble. 1447 01:10:15,950 --> 01:10:16,950 And. 1448 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,653 I guess, audience. 1449 01:10:21,422 --> 01:10:24,691 I'm afraid I have an announcement to make. 1450 01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:28,728 Sandrene is no longer a member of the Tankhouse. 1451 01:10:30,865 --> 01:10:33,300 She was too busy selling out. 1452 01:10:36,871 --> 01:10:38,873 Truly typical, Tucker. 1453 01:10:38,906 --> 01:10:40,707 You hide behind your art, but you 1454 01:10:40,740 --> 01:10:42,877 wish you had these opportunities. 1455 01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:46,180 And it kills you to see others, especially me, get them! 1456 01:10:46,213 --> 01:10:49,183 'Cause you think you're better than everyone else! 1457 01:10:49,216 --> 01:10:51,118 And you're not. 1458 01:10:51,152 --> 01:10:52,152 You're not. 1459 01:10:55,823 --> 01:10:59,659 Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. 1460 01:10:59,692 --> 01:11:00,727 How am I false? 1461 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,129 Leave her alone! 1462 01:11:02,163 --> 01:11:04,165 Sandrene needs a real man. 1463 01:11:06,699 --> 01:11:09,036 Oh no no no, Hankery, take her! 1464 01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:12,605 You can be happy little hayseeds together. 1465 01:11:12,639 --> 01:11:14,041 You, we, are done! 1466 01:11:15,276 --> 01:11:16,444 Great! 1467 01:11:16,477 --> 01:11:19,980 Then you can just swiftly move out of my parents' ranch, 1468 01:11:20,014 --> 01:11:23,217 which you've been staying in by the way, for free! 1469 01:11:24,418 --> 01:11:25,386 "Free" is... 1470 01:11:25,419 --> 01:11:26,595 Did you even send my mother a thank you note? 1471 01:11:26,619 --> 01:11:28,956 If I hear about these thank you notes one more time... 1472 01:11:28,989 --> 01:11:30,991 Everyone just shut up! 1473 01:11:32,226 --> 01:11:34,061 We dedicated our time and effort 1474 01:11:34,095 --> 01:11:36,197 to this company because we believed in you two! 1475 01:11:36,230 --> 01:11:37,664 And now look at you! 1476 01:11:37,697 --> 01:11:39,066 You're childish and you're selfish 1477 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:41,634 and you don't care about art! 1478 01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:44,905 I am resetting for top of show 1479 01:11:44,939 --> 01:11:46,773 and we are trying this again! 1480 01:11:46,807 --> 01:11:47,807 Okay? 1481 01:11:51,278 --> 01:11:52,847 Oh, that must be it. 1482 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:00,888 Look, they're clapping. 1483 01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:02,923 Why are they clapping? 1484 01:12:12,399 --> 01:12:13,367 Wow. 1485 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:14,902 How much fun was that? 1486 01:12:14,935 --> 01:12:18,405 Let's give it up for The Tankhouse Theater. 1487 01:12:22,977 --> 01:12:23,977 Stop! 1488 01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:25,813 Stop! 1489 01:12:25,846 --> 01:12:26,914 Is this part of it too? 1490 01:12:26,947 --> 01:12:27,780 I don't know. 1491 01:12:27,815 --> 01:12:30,017 I have sworn testimony confirming 1492 01:12:30,050 --> 01:12:33,187 Tucker Charlemagne and Sandrene Rothstein's 1493 01:12:33,220 --> 01:12:36,957 prohibition from performing in New York. 1494 01:12:36,991 --> 01:12:38,259 Due to their negligence leading 1495 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:40,261 to the death of an audience member 1496 01:12:40,294 --> 01:12:42,263 during one of their performances. 1497 01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:44,465 No one implicated in a felony 1498 01:12:44,498 --> 01:12:48,202 can take possession of a city landmark. 1499 01:12:48,235 --> 01:12:50,737 They cannot win the theater. 1500 01:12:50,770 --> 01:12:51,805 Please. 1501 01:12:51,839 --> 01:12:53,474 Shire Reeve, I implore you. 1502 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:56,709 In good conscience I can't let you corrupt my son, 1503 01:12:56,743 --> 01:12:59,712 or these people, for one more minute. 1504 01:12:59,746 --> 01:13:02,049 I'm the corrupter? 1505 01:13:02,082 --> 01:13:05,152 I shared my gifts with you yokels! 1506 01:13:05,186 --> 01:13:08,289 Pearls suckled from the teat of America's 1507 01:13:08,322 --> 01:13:11,358 theatrical breast, New York City! 1508 01:13:11,392 --> 01:13:12,759 You heard of it? 1509 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,828 It's not my fault if these bumpkins 1510 01:13:14,862 --> 01:13:16,931 can't grasp the grandeur I'm giving them! 1511 01:13:16,964 --> 01:13:18,265 Tucker, control thyself! 1512 01:13:18,299 --> 01:13:20,901 And thank you, Sandy Rothstein, 1513 01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:22,445 for teaching me that success only comes 1514 01:13:22,469 --> 01:13:25,439 when you toss aside those you care about most 1515 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:29,742 in the pursuit of your own selfish purposes. 1516 01:13:29,776 --> 01:13:32,179 Well consider yourself tossed. 1517 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:38,819 Lydia: Well in light of this news, I guess 1518 01:13:38,852 --> 01:13:41,055 we have no other option but to award 1519 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:44,391 the Fargo Theater to the Red River Players. 1520 01:13:54,868 --> 01:13:55,868 Oofta. 1521 01:13:56,403 --> 01:13:57,404 Oh my god. 1522 01:13:58,872 --> 01:14:00,374 I cannot believe the Tankhouse people 1523 01:14:00,407 --> 01:14:02,309 are full on psycho murderers. 1524 01:14:02,343 --> 01:14:05,813 I wonder who tipped off Captain Pauline. 1525 01:14:06,914 --> 01:14:07,914 Oh my god. 1526 01:14:08,949 --> 01:14:10,251 It was you. 1527 01:14:10,284 --> 01:14:12,920 Mr. Mortenson, I love that. 1528 01:14:12,953 --> 01:14:14,021 Shh. 1529 01:14:14,054 --> 01:14:15,923 Just keep your voice down. 1530 01:14:15,956 --> 01:14:18,392 This is nothing to be proud of. 1531 01:14:20,961 --> 01:14:23,364 Well then why did you do it? 1532 01:14:25,933 --> 01:14:27,835 You have your whole life ahead of you. 1533 01:14:27,868 --> 01:14:29,536 Endless possibilities. 1534 01:14:32,006 --> 01:14:36,443 All I have is a past filled with missed opportunities. 1535 01:14:36,477 --> 01:14:38,412 And a present that I'm working 1536 01:14:38,445 --> 01:14:40,914 very hard to make tolerable. 1537 01:14:43,317 --> 01:14:45,552 I'm sorry, I didn't realize that... 1538 01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:46,586 What? 1539 01:14:50,257 --> 01:14:53,093 That I'm not through dreaming? 1540 01:15:30,364 --> 01:15:31,364 Tucker! 1541 01:15:33,967 --> 01:15:35,436 Uther, what are you doing here? 1542 01:15:35,469 --> 01:15:38,172 What are you doing here? 1543 01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:39,206 I'm done! 1544 01:15:39,239 --> 01:15:41,208 I'm going to let this river carry me northward 1545 01:15:41,241 --> 01:15:45,646 to Canadia where I will start anew amongst the moose. 1546 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:50,417 Tucker, do you know why I keep my glasses on? 1547 01:15:50,451 --> 01:15:54,088 Yes, it was after a failed corrective eye surgery 1548 01:15:54,121 --> 01:15:55,665 that you did on yourself with a laser pointer. 1549 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:58,525 Bah, that's just the party line. 1550 01:15:58,559 --> 01:16:01,628 In truth, my eyes work. 1551 01:16:01,662 --> 01:16:02,463 What? 1552 01:16:02,496 --> 01:16:06,166 They can reveal things in people. 1553 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,035 I can't control it. 1554 01:16:08,068 --> 01:16:10,471 And the emotional burden is... 1555 01:16:10,504 --> 01:16:12,573 It's too much for me. 1556 01:16:12,606 --> 01:16:14,875 So I keep myself blinded. 1557 01:16:15,676 --> 01:16:19,079 Most people aren't ready for the truth. 1558 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:26,387 I'm ready for my truth. 1559 01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:27,488 I know. 1560 01:16:34,661 --> 01:16:36,997 Buford: Have I told you about 1561 01:16:37,030 --> 01:16:40,367 my production of A Doll's House? 1562 01:16:40,401 --> 01:16:45,406 Our first adaptation was devised in the jungles of Siberia. 1563 01:18:36,383 --> 01:18:37,417 Sandrene: I'm sorry. 1564 01:18:37,451 --> 01:18:38,318 It's okay. 1565 01:18:38,352 --> 01:18:41,655 I just feel so guilty and ungrateful 1566 01:18:43,590 --> 01:18:46,126 and just a total asshole. 1567 01:18:46,159 --> 01:18:48,695 Leaving all these people that I love and care about. 1568 01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:50,230 Look. 1569 01:18:50,264 --> 01:18:52,566 If they really love you, they'll understand 1570 01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:54,735 that you've gotta follow your dreams. 1571 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:56,470 And if they don't, then it sounds to me 1572 01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:59,506 like they got some growing up to do. 1573 01:19:00,374 --> 01:19:04,745 You are the most talented person I've ever met. 1574 01:19:13,587 --> 01:19:14,587 Wow. 1575 01:19:15,823 --> 01:19:17,424 That was so crazy. 1576 01:19:19,192 --> 01:19:20,160 Yeah. 1577 01:19:20,193 --> 01:19:24,131 I've been waiting for so long for a sign. 1578 01:19:24,164 --> 01:19:27,701 For some reason for me to get out of here and this is it. 1579 01:19:27,734 --> 01:19:30,604 I can come with you, I'll make your place a home. 1580 01:19:30,637 --> 01:19:35,642 You're gonna be so busy and you need stability. 1581 01:19:36,243 --> 01:19:36,878 Well... 1582 01:19:36,911 --> 01:19:37,711 I can cook. 1583 01:19:37,744 --> 01:19:39,546 I can clean, I can take care of you. 1584 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:40,723 Hell, maybe I can even figure out 1585 01:19:40,747 --> 01:19:41,859 the music scene in New York City. 1586 01:19:41,883 --> 01:19:43,818 Okay, Hank, Hank, hi. 1587 01:19:46,486 --> 01:19:47,822 No. 1588 01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:49,523 This is my journey. 1589 01:19:50,757 --> 01:19:54,227 And if I have learned anything it's that. 1590 01:19:55,662 --> 01:19:57,464 I can't have someone depending 1591 01:19:57,497 --> 01:20:00,300 on me to give their life meaning. 1592 01:20:05,238 --> 01:20:06,238 Okay? 1593 01:20:06,908 --> 01:20:07,908 Yeah. 1594 01:20:11,913 --> 01:20:13,213 Guys guys guys! 1595 01:20:13,246 --> 01:20:13,881 Okay. 1596 01:20:13,915 --> 01:20:15,215 Uther, how did you get here? 1597 01:20:15,248 --> 01:20:16,416 Uber. 1598 01:20:16,450 --> 01:20:17,284 Oh. 1599 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:19,653 Didn't know they had that. 1600 01:20:19,686 --> 01:20:23,290 Look, I just, I wanted to say that I am, 1601 01:20:23,323 --> 01:20:26,660 I'm so sorry for all the horrible 1602 01:20:26,693 --> 01:20:30,597 eloquently-worded things that I said earlier. 1603 01:20:30,631 --> 01:20:34,234 I've come to the realization that... 1604 01:20:34,267 --> 01:20:37,872 I now understand the true purpose of theater. 1605 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,642 It's about community, you know? 1606 01:20:41,675 --> 01:20:43,878 And bringing people closer. 1607 01:20:47,414 --> 01:20:51,284 Trying to figure out this crazy life together. 1608 01:20:53,687 --> 01:20:55,422 And I wanna be here. 1609 01:20:57,391 --> 01:20:59,927 I wanna be a part of your family. 1610 01:20:59,961 --> 01:21:01,361 Your community. 1611 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:10,838 No thanks, I think we're all set. 1612 01:21:10,872 --> 01:21:11,906 Yeah. 1613 01:21:11,939 --> 01:21:13,908 I'm gonna help Yorick get his distilling license 1614 01:21:13,941 --> 01:21:16,376 so that he can sell his moonshine legally. 1615 01:21:16,410 --> 01:21:18,311 Proceeds will go to Tankhouse. 1616 01:21:18,345 --> 01:21:18,980 What? 1617 01:21:19,013 --> 01:21:20,114 Wait, what? 1618 01:21:20,148 --> 01:21:24,584 We are turning Tankhouse into our permanent theater. 1619 01:21:25,552 --> 01:21:26,552 That's. 1620 01:21:27,521 --> 01:21:29,356 Amazing. 1621 01:21:33,527 --> 01:21:36,864 If you could just find a place for me here, 1622 01:21:36,898 --> 01:21:40,001 I would be eternally grateful. 1623 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:48,475 You know, someone once told me a stage 1624 01:21:48,508 --> 01:21:51,813 is where you arrive, not where you begin. 1625 01:21:53,848 --> 01:21:55,782 If you want to join us. 1626 01:21:56,884 --> 01:21:59,653 You'll have to audition. 1627 01:21:59,686 --> 01:22:02,389 Just like everyone else? 1628 01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,558 Just like everyone else. 1629 01:22:06,393 --> 01:22:07,393 Yes. 1630 01:22:09,496 --> 01:22:10,496 Okay. 1631 01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:13,835 Sign me up. 1632 01:22:21,508 --> 01:22:22,810 Oi! 1633 01:22:22,844 --> 01:22:24,544 Everyone! 1634 01:22:24,578 --> 01:22:26,313 To Tankhouse! 1635 01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:28,415 Patrons: To Tankhouse! 1636 01:22:29,449 --> 01:22:30,450 Tankhouse. 1637 01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:40,494 Ooh! 1638 01:22:40,527 --> 01:22:41,661 I am so sorry. 1639 01:22:42,897 --> 01:22:47,068 Tonight is our opening night of "Art Assault". 1640 01:22:47,101 --> 01:22:48,769 An immersive show that we've been 1641 01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:51,873 working on the past few weeks. 1642 01:22:51,906 --> 01:22:54,041 I was given a more instrumental part 1643 01:22:54,075 --> 01:22:55,675 in the production since Sandrene 1644 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,711 had to leave to shoot her show. 1645 01:22:57,744 --> 01:22:59,513 It was a little awkward at first 1646 01:22:59,546 --> 01:23:03,316 because Tucker kept forgetting I wasn't Sandrene. 1647 01:23:03,350 --> 01:23:05,285 I'll take care of it. 1648 01:23:06,453 --> 01:23:07,453 Whoa! 1649 01:23:08,688 --> 01:23:09,656 I forgot. 1650 01:23:09,689 --> 01:23:11,792 I heard she's coming to the show tonight. 1651 01:23:11,826 --> 01:23:13,928 Yeah, we're back together. 1652 01:23:13,961 --> 01:23:14,795 Boing! 1653 01:23:14,829 --> 01:23:15,729 On one condition. 1654 01:23:15,762 --> 01:23:16,563 Our one rule is I'm not really supposed 1655 01:23:16,596 --> 01:23:18,732 to talk about him in my standup, so. 1656 01:23:18,765 --> 01:23:19,934 Yeah. 1657 01:23:19,967 --> 01:23:21,044 So I'm hanging with my girlfriend 1658 01:23:21,068 --> 01:23:22,569 the other day, sucking her dick. 1659 01:23:25,705 --> 01:23:26,540 Future mother-in-law everybody. 1660 01:23:26,573 --> 01:23:29,476 Give it up for Pauline, police captain. 1661 01:23:29,509 --> 01:23:31,078 We weren't able to get the licensing 1662 01:23:31,112 --> 01:23:33,915 for my moonshine, but we were able to use 1663 01:23:33,948 --> 01:23:38,085 the equipment to make a Cologne designed by Uther. 1664 01:23:39,053 --> 01:23:43,024 Turns out his crazy sense of smells does come in handy. 1665 01:23:43,057 --> 01:23:47,028 We got it in all the duty frees! 1666 01:23:48,129 --> 01:23:49,931 So since the competition I've 1667 01:23:49,964 --> 01:23:52,399 taken over as technical director. 1668 01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:54,969 That's why it's so neat in here. 1669 01:23:57,038 --> 01:24:00,640 After some self-reflection, and Leah sitting me down 1670 01:24:00,674 --> 01:24:03,643 and explaining to me how I'm part of "the problem," 1671 01:24:03,677 --> 01:24:05,478 I decided I needed to take a step back 1672 01:24:05,512 --> 01:24:07,781 from leadership for a while. 1673 01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:12,752 So I demoted myself to squire. 1674 01:24:15,622 --> 01:24:16,723 Scroll for you, sir! 1675 01:24:16,756 --> 01:24:17,757 Thank you, good sir. 1676 01:24:17,791 --> 01:24:18,791 Good day! 1677 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,098 Nina: This is why we have spell check. 1678 01:24:33,074 --> 01:24:34,275 Oh. 1679 01:24:34,308 --> 01:24:37,544 So I've been taking an experimental acting class at CCM. 1680 01:24:37,577 --> 01:24:39,914 So I had to come see Art Assault. 1681 01:24:39,947 --> 01:24:42,482 Once I confronted my dad about the whole 1682 01:24:42,515 --> 01:24:46,187 sense memory exercise, he finally came out to me. 1683 01:24:46,220 --> 01:24:49,190 But yeah, he and Jim should be here any second. 1684 01:24:55,495 --> 01:24:57,098 Beat the chest! 1685 01:24:57,131 --> 01:24:59,532 King Kong the chest, yes. 1686 01:24:59,566 --> 01:25:00,566 Sandrene? 1687 01:25:02,103 --> 01:25:04,771 Sandrene: Hey guys! 1688 01:25:04,804 --> 01:25:06,506 Brady: How are you? 1689 01:25:06,539 --> 01:25:08,508 Sandrene: I missed you so much! 1690 01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:10,510 Nina: You looks so pretty. 1691 01:25:10,543 --> 01:25:12,512 You really got that CW glow. 1692 01:25:19,253 --> 01:25:20,754 I've missed you guys. 1693 01:25:20,787 --> 01:25:22,656 We've missed you too. 1694 01:25:22,689 --> 01:25:24,791 I love your romper. 1695 01:25:24,825 --> 01:25:28,695 Let's all take five in the antechamber, huh? 1696 01:25:29,897 --> 01:25:31,999 Take me, thank you. 1697 01:25:32,033 --> 01:25:33,935 I just wanted to give them a little space. 1698 01:25:33,968 --> 01:25:37,771 Nina: Actually it's time to hydrate, guys. 1699 01:25:39,506 --> 01:25:40,141 Hi. 1700 01:25:40,174 --> 01:25:41,775 Hey 'Drene. 1701 01:25:41,809 --> 01:25:44,979 I was just counting the chairs for the... 1702 01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:56,891 How's the show? 1703 01:25:56,924 --> 01:25:58,658 Good, good, yeah, really good. 1704 01:25:58,692 --> 01:25:59,592 Great actually. 1705 01:25:59,626 --> 01:26:03,264 Jack, he's really come out of his shell. 1706 01:26:03,297 --> 01:26:05,665 Leah has a beautiful movement piece 1707 01:26:05,699 --> 01:26:08,002 about cryptic pregnancies that came to her 1708 01:26:08,035 --> 01:26:11,906 in a dream actually, so yeah, it's great. 1709 01:26:11,939 --> 01:26:14,842 Look at you giving the actors freedom. 1710 01:26:14,875 --> 01:26:15,875 It's nice. 1711 01:26:18,645 --> 01:26:19,847 What about you? 1712 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,148 How's your... show? 1713 01:26:22,716 --> 01:26:23,750 It's great. 1714 01:26:23,783 --> 01:26:26,120 We just finished filming the first two episodes. 1715 01:26:26,153 --> 01:26:27,587 Learning a lot. 1716 01:26:27,620 --> 01:26:28,956 The cast is cool. 1717 01:26:32,759 --> 01:26:36,263 Are you gonna go see Hank after this, or... 1718 01:26:36,297 --> 01:26:37,131 What? 1719 01:26:37,164 --> 01:26:38,032 No. 1720 01:26:38,065 --> 01:26:39,699 No, Tucker. 1721 01:26:39,733 --> 01:26:42,569 He's just trying to find himself. 1722 01:26:42,602 --> 01:26:44,138 Like the rest of us. 1723 01:26:48,675 --> 01:26:51,112 I'm really happy though. 1724 01:26:51,145 --> 01:26:52,813 I hope you are too. 1725 01:27:00,754 --> 01:27:02,689 I really do miss you. 1726 01:27:05,326 --> 01:27:06,626 Nina: Oh hey, Tucker? 1727 01:27:06,659 --> 01:27:07,895 Ah, Nina. 1728 01:27:07,928 --> 01:27:08,996 What news bring you? 1729 01:27:09,030 --> 01:27:11,731 Sorry, it's just we have to open the house now. 1730 01:27:11,765 --> 01:27:14,601 It's company members only. 1731 01:27:14,634 --> 01:27:16,569 Oh my god, of course. 1732 01:27:18,839 --> 01:27:21,075 Break a leg, you guys. 1733 01:27:21,108 --> 01:27:23,177 All right guys, places! 1734 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,057 Uther: Hello? 1735 01:27:36,090 --> 01:27:36,924 Where is everyone? 1736 01:27:36,957 --> 01:27:37,957 Uther. 1737 01:27:41,095 --> 01:27:41,929 Welcome. 1738 01:27:41,962 --> 01:27:42,796 Come on in. 1739 01:27:42,830 --> 01:27:45,833 Feel free to sit wherever you'd like. 1740 01:27:45,866 --> 01:27:46,699 Welcome. 1741 01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:47,368 Thank you. 1742 01:27:47,401 --> 01:27:48,235 Thank you. 1743 01:27:48,269 --> 01:27:49,103 Beware! 1744 01:27:49,136 --> 01:27:49,970 But enjoy. 1745 01:27:50,004 --> 01:27:50,838 Thank you. 1746 01:27:50,871 --> 01:27:51,871 Well hello, ladies. 1747 01:27:52,572 --> 01:27:54,641 You brought your own instrument huh? 1748 01:27:54,674 --> 01:27:57,710 Come on in, welcome, thank you for coming. 1749 01:27:57,744 --> 01:28:01,382 The chairs for the agéd are just inside, Captain. 1750 01:28:01,415 --> 01:28:02,649 Good. 1751 01:28:17,865 --> 01:28:20,868 Actors: Immersive Theater Attack! 111752