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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,600 Boarding for flight 052 has ended. 2 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:38,100 Boarding for flight 052 � destination of Genoa is complete. 3 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,500 Access door n� 4. 4 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:44,100 Gone? 5 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:45,500 Escort service 6 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,000 for prestigious high level personalities? 7 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,400 Yes ! 8 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,100 Where is this model renowned for its respect for punctuality 9 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:56,600 who should be At the airport at exactly 11 o'clock? 10 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,500 What? What do you mean by it is detained? 11 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,500 I paid in advance, it's mine! Excuse me, but who am I talking to? 12 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,300 Police Major Giannelli? 13 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:23,300 And now, where will I find another escort? 14 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,700 At night they look better but during the day I hate them. 15 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,900 Stop! Here it is ... I found it! 16 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:49,000 I went to Cortina I went to Monte Carlo, 17 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:53,100 I went to Portofino, what else should I do for you? 18 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,800 Look at us ! Look us in the eyes. 19 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,900 We are your brothers: Costantino, Girello and Lombo. 20 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:02,000 At night you are flesh of our flesh 21 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,900 and the blood of our blood. Where were you going? 22 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,800 - in Rimini. - In Rimini? 23 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,300 In this place of perdition! 24 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,300 In the evening, I serve in the caf�. 25 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,500 Rimini, Rimini! 26 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,200 Actor, artist, host. 27 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 The host ... is free ... 28 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,700 Catania ... We are from Catania. 29 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,900 It's good ... Aufvidersen. 30 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,100 Goodbye ! 31 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:08,800 Theater, young and old, if you will, clowns. 32 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,200 Theater actor. 33 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,500 You're welcome. 34 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:26,500 Actor, private evenings. Guten Tag. 35 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:28,600 Hi. 36 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,600 Bitte, thank you soon. 37 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,400 You don't sell half a portion? 38 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,300 Look at them over there. You see that, Liliana. 39 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:02,800 These great athletes who just pretend to play ball 40 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,100 but they are thinking of something quite different. 41 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:09,200 I think the raw material is us. 42 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,700 Yes ? And what are they doing with the workforce? 43 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,400 We women are polygamists, in my opinion. 44 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:20,400 And our erotic potential is greater To that of men. 45 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,900 We even talked about it in Moravia at Panorama. 46 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,200 As one would say in your Moravia, does that mean i should always be ready? 47 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,400 And go with the first one here on the beach. 48 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:34,400 No ! With the first one I like. 49 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,900 Liliana, you have had a cheating husband for 12 years 50 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,500 and now you have to have fun too, right? 51 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:42,700 I know what you want. 52 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,100 Simona, it's not that simple. This is easier in theory than in practice. 53 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,800 And as you well know, I've never done this before. 54 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,500 It is not at all difficult. Are you not here for that? 55 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,500 And if you can't do it for yourself 56 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,700 do it especially for your foolish ex-husband! 57 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,100 Take your revenge on him! Look who's coming ... Max. 58 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,300 If he quotes you from Prevert, then he loves you. 59 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,700 Max! 60 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:12,100 I understand you say all kinds of ugly things about me, admit it! 61 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:16,400 No, no, I just warned her against your poetic excitement. 62 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:21,300 As Prevert says: the poetry has not yet killed a woman! 63 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,700 Yes, but how many of them have left! 64 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:27,100 - Let me introduce you to Liliana. - Maximilian Ponchielli. 65 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,600 - Nice to meet you. - For friends, Max! 66 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,700 - Liliana Corsi. - Liliana, what a beautiful name! 67 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:36,000 Liliana, like a song, is that? Li-li-a-na! 68 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:40,100 It suits you very well ... But how has it happened that I haven't seen you before? 69 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,700 - I only arrived last night. - Yes, she's my guest. 70 00:06:42,900 --> 00:06:46,300 Liliana came here to Rimini to have fun. 71 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,800 - Simone, we need to take a bath. - Yes let's go. 72 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,400 There is nothing better than swimming if you want to swim! 73 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:57,700 I would love to keep you company, but I just finished eating. 74 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:02,900 Liliana, can I call you and invite you for a walk? 75 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:04,900 A walk. Are you disturbed? 76 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,800 We will agree! Goodbye ! 77 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,600 I'm sorry I apologize for destroying your castle. 78 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,700 At his age I no longer built sand castles. 79 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,700 - Isn't that right, Pio? - Yes mom. 80 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,200 Stop arguing with him, he's still a child! 81 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,500 Yes my love ! 82 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,600 - You want to go swimming with us? - No, it doesn't mean anything to me. 83 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,900 Your attention, please 84 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,100 The train from Udine and Trieste, 85 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:42,700 which was due to arrive at 9:25 pm, 86 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 will be 15 minutes late. 87 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,000 Welcome, Mr. Praetor. Have the holidays already started? 88 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:03,500 Yes, give me the Republica, please. In Udine, I have already confiscated these publications! 89 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,700 They are obscene and scandalous! 90 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:09,300 Remove them from the counter or I'll close your booth! 91 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,000 But if only these are sold, what can I do about it! 92 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 I know. 93 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,000 But you still sell obscene images illegally on masturbators! 94 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,000 Keep your Republica! Taxi! 95 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,600 - Free? - Yes. 96 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:27,600 - How long to take me to the Karim hotel? - It is far ! 20 thousand without tax. 97 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,100 Without the tax? 98 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,600 I am a lender and you want making me an accomplice in a crime. 99 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 If you have a meter, use it! 100 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,500 Load my suitcase and hurry, please. 101 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,600 Faster ! Where are you? 102 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,400 Let's go. How many kilometers will it be? 103 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,500 Come on, come on! Yes, it's gone. 104 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,700 Here it is. How much do I owe ? 105 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:08,200 - 34 thousand. - What do you mean, 34,000? 106 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,800 This is what the counter looks like. It was you who wanted it. 107 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:15,700 Mr. Praetor, punctual as always. 108 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,700 - Francesco! - Hello, Signora Lydia. 109 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,800 - How was the trip? - Francesco, take the suitcases. 110 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Repulsive! 111 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:27,100 Trains are always late, I even Writes a letter to the Corriera della Sera. 112 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,000 - Do I have the same room, the same advantages? - Yes ! 113 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,200 Same service? The same beach? Same price? 114 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,300 As for the price ... the price is the same! 115 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,400 - Please, lender. - Thank you. 116 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,800 Please be seated at your usual table. 117 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 Hello everyone. 118 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,800 Our dear lender. 119 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,300 Dear Feruzzi, I see that you decided to kill yourself. 120 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,300 Why ? 121 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,700 Because of the salt! He's the new table killer! 122 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,100 And in addition, you have an unbalanced diet. Look here. 123 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,100 It's white rice! 124 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,900 Exactly. I mean carbohydrates. 125 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,700 With the proteins linked to the meat that you will eat later 126 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,600 you get an explosive mixture. 127 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,200 My warning to you is ... Good holidays ! 128 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,400 - I hope to survive. - There is no hope. 129 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,000 How are you? Mrs. 130 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,100 I read your last case. 131 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,700 You almost have explode this scandal, this theater ... 132 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Theater? 133 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,700 A disgusting cabaret in which he naked a poor stripper. 134 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,300 I don't even remember his name, I believe her name is Ramona. 135 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,500 Don't you think you've been a little too hard 136 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:27,100 No, dear Marchetti, you were a judge, 137 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:29,300 you must fully understand that. 138 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,400 The number executed by this miss was disgusting. 139 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,600 What was he doing there? Have you seen it yourself? 140 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,300 No. But I sent the riflemen there. 141 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,500 From their report, I discovered 142 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:45,000 that this poor young woman ends his performance 143 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:51,600 by putting a bottle in its ... Well ... I think you know where. 144 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,300 Why didn't I understand? 145 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,800 - ... try, ma'am. - But, lender! 146 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,300 No, you were wrong, I'm sorry. 147 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:06,300 Hello, you are a Filipino servant, I understand ... So listen to me. 148 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,900 You can tell the engineer Pederchini 149 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,500 that Gianni Bozzi, Dr Gianni Bozzi, have arrived at the Grand Hotel di Rimini. 150 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,700 Very good! 151 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,700 With a woman ... It's very important, don't forget. 152 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,500 Good. 153 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:28,500 - What do I look like ? - You look like the mistress of Nosferatu! 154 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,700 Come on, get out of this sarcophagus! 155 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,800 You told me yourself that I shouldn't attract attention. 156 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,500 Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed� only if you are part of the Adams family. 157 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:41,300 Italians are leaders in the fashion world and you dress like that? 158 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,900 Let's choose something more colorful. 159 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:47,000 Young lady ! Show him a branded item. 160 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:55,300 I found it! �a ... In my opinion, this is what I need. 161 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:59,400 It is not at all beautiful. It's a kind of bag, a hood ... 162 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,600 - Poor task. - What kind of jargon is that? 163 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,600 It's a modern and young expression and you have to modernize. 164 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:10,100 Miss, help us, because here for as far as I know we do not match our tastes! 165 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,700 Please straighten her hair. 166 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,600 looks like she came on a moped. 167 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,000 What a nightmare. 168 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,700 Gone? 169 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:29,000 Hi Uchcha, I am your husband. Hello, my love. 170 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,700 Listen, we're already here, I'll see them soon. 171 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:37,000 You do not believe me ? 172 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,900 This time you will see that I will solve this with the little Ferrari. 173 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:46,100 What? Have you ever ordered a Testarossa? 174 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,900 And if you don't trust me you just have to take you Michele Alboreto! 175 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,700 Uchcha, I think ... Are you nervous now? 176 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:59,500 No i'm angry because you are always an irresponsible fool. 177 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:04,400 Stop it, Uchcha! Go to hell with you and Alboreto. 178 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,300 At night, it's been an hour. Wake up. 179 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:41,400 I want to die, die. I would like to sleep like that all the time. 180 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:47,700 - Now I even brought you a musician. - Listen like it's good. 181 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,100 What was it? 182 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,100 Tell Girello that you have a stomach ache. 183 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,800 It may be due to St-Jacques. 184 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,400 When a woman, moreover, a sister, do not digest the St-Jacques, 185 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,500 This means that something is missing. 186 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:09,900 Gustavo, Gustavo, take me to you! 187 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,700 It is useless! 188 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,000 Gustavo left him an unrealized wish. 189 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,600 An irreplaceable void. 190 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,200 Come on, stop playing that violin. You don't really see that she doesn't like it. 191 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,500 Let him out. 192 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,500 - Do you want something else ? - Outside ! 193 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,900 - Lombo? Girello? - Speak. 194 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:37,600 We, his brothers, must fill this void. 195 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:42,400 Our night has yet to laugh. It doesn't matter what it costs us. 196 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:47,400 Gustavo, Gustavo, I want Gustavo, I want to die, die. 197 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,800 Who is this car? Parking in the forest is prohibited. 198 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,800 Where is the owner? 199 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,700 It's a rabbit trap. 200 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,100 Be careful, there are many traps in the forest. 201 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:02,400 - Is this your car? - Yes why ? 202 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:06,100 Move it immediately. Parking is prohibited. 203 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,000 I can't, I sunbathe naked in the sun. 204 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,800 You are in violation. 205 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,500 Get off right now, in the name of the law, and help me get out of here. 206 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,300 I order you! 207 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,100 Hold on, pull that rope. 208 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,800 - You didn't knock, did you? - He asks... 209 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,900 I didn't suffer ... almost nothing. 210 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,900 - You wanted me to fall? - What? 211 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,400 No, it cannot be ... The kitty, the kitty. 212 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,300 Mamma Mia! 213 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,900 Get closer, and don't move. 214 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:22,600 Yes, that's it, turn around. 215 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,600 Finished. 216 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,800 Look, it's Conan, the bodybuilder. 217 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,200 The coolest body in the whole Adriatic 218 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,400 desperately trying to learn to surf, 219 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,700 but it is unlikely to succeed. 220 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,800 What a wonderful opportunity. 221 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:45,500 - What is happening? - Jump in the water, come on, jump. 222 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,300 - Why ? - Go ahead, jump! 223 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,200 - Here ? - Yes. 224 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,200 What are you doing ? You are going to put it there! 225 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,200 Leave me. 226 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,600 Oh no ! 227 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,300 What happened to you? 228 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,000 This is my friend ! Help her, quickly, help my friend. 229 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,100 - Yes. - Mamma Mia, how wet you are! 230 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,100 Help her get out! 231 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,100 The leg, show him, my poor ... 232 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,400 - Did it hurt? - Yes, yes, a little. 233 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,700 Everything is my fault. Sorry, Liliana! 234 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,800 So are you the famous Liliana? 235 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,600 Do you remember I just told you about it? 236 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,800 Yes ? Have you ever talked about me? Very well. 237 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,900 Finished. 238 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,100 After that, he will immediately regain consciousness! 239 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,300 Who ? Who is it ? 240 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:55,500 Come in, please ... Where am i? Where am i? 241 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,100 At the KGB. 242 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,600 - Spying ? - No ! 243 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,900 The KGB is the regional state hospital. 244 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,700 You are at the local hospital! 245 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:07,000 - at the hospital? - Yes, you've been here two hours. 246 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,300 You came in shock, what happened to you? 247 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,300 - Who is it ? - No, no, she's a nurse. 248 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,300 - Yours? - No, a nun. 249 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,600 - From Monza? - No, from All Saints. 250 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,200 Come on, my sister, come on. 251 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,500 So are you going to tell me? What happened to you? 252 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,100 - How? - Nothing ... So what happened? 253 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,700 - Whose ? - To you. 254 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,800 With me ? I am ashamed. 255 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,500 - Come on, have courage! - I was there. 256 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,100 - Where? - In the forest. 257 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,000 - In the forest ! - Yes. 258 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,500 Do you know how it is in the forest? 259 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,900 But ... exactly. When I was there, on the ground! 260 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,600 And a ray of sunshine surprised me, and I ... 261 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,100 - The sun in the woods? - I fell. 262 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,000 - But it was a shadow, everywhere! - A shadow cone! 263 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,200 - Obscurity! - It's typical of Romagna, isn't it? 264 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,500 These shadow cones are very dangerous. 265 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,600 - Are you kidding? - No. 266 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,300 I saw your papers and I know that you are a lender, 267 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,300 then you have to tell me the truth! 268 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,700 So tell me what happened to you! 269 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,900 - May I sit down? - Of course. 270 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,200 Thank you. Doctor, I'll tell you the truth. 271 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:26,100 I have, I have not had sunstroke. 272 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:30,000 I fainted because I had a vision. 273 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,900 An alien, isn't it! A date with an alien? 274 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,900 - How was it? - It was very beautiful. 275 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,800 - Did you see him from afar? - No no. 276 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:48,100 It was very close, right here, face to face, right in front of me. 277 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,200 - And what does it look like? - it looked like a cat. 278 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:57,400 - Siamese or Persian? - No, not that! 279 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:03,800 - I'm sorry, wavy, a black cat. - A black cat with wet hair? 280 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,900 - Was he looking at you with human eyes? - No! He had no eyes! 281 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,900 Black, curly, without eyes? I do not understand. 282 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,500 Excuse me, I am still very confused. 283 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,900 Sorry to be honest, that's the word purchased 284 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,900 but I should still tell you everything. 285 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,000 Can I appeal to your ethics? 286 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,800 Talk to me, as if you were talking to your priest. 287 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,800 So that pussy! 288 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:41,300 He was not an independent being, but an anatomical part of a naked woman. 289 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,700 - Nothing on the back? - Completely naked. 290 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:47,500 And this cat! Without anything ! Hairy! 291 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,100 Excuse me. 292 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:55,700 I saw her and suddenly fainted. 293 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,200 Have you passed out because of a naked woman? 294 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,200 Wow. 295 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,000 That's what you're saying, because ... you don't know what happened to me. 296 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,700 Doctor i have to tell you 297 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:10,700 that I haven't been able to do it for exactly 25 years. 298 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,900 - Like some kind of constipation? - No, this constipation ... 299 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,800 Sometimes I don't even have time to run. 300 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,600 And once, in the middle of a court hearing. 301 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,300 it was a real disaster! 302 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,300 - But there is something else. - What else ? 303 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:29,900 - I don't have an orgasm. - Unbelievable ! Never ? 304 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:34,700 Never ! Never ! In general! Almost never! 305 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:39,100 No ! Sorry, just once, child, 306 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,500 while I was reading the Cuore book. 307 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:42,900 Cuore by De Amicis? 308 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,700 The episode with a young teacher with a cat, no! 309 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,900 With a red pen! 310 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,400 She was there that little teacher with a cat! 311 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,400 Excuse me. 312 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,500 And with this teacher ... I had a real orgasm, 313 00:22:55,700 --> 00:23:00,900 with a teacher with a black cat, no! With red! 314 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,200 I am absolutely calm now. 315 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:11,300 If you don't mind, doctor, I would like to go. 316 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:15,500 Yes, but we haven't stopped talking about the cat! No, not like that! 317 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,700 - Good, good! - Let me go ! 318 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,000 Don't be mad! Write here. 319 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,000 - Name and surname. - Name and surname. 320 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,800 - And I'll let you go. - That's all ! 321 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,400 It's mine ... My Documents. 322 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,100 Name and surname ... Thank you so much. 323 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,700 - Be well! - Goodbye. 324 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,700 - What is your name ? - Gildo Manelli. 325 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,700 But here you registered: cat! 326 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,700 Excuse me. 327 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,500 - How cute here! - Really ? 328 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,800 - Please! - Thank you. 329 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,700 - What a beautiful room! - My little kingdom. 330 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:06,100 I'm not inviting anyone here ... But since we are colleagues. 331 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,000 Us? Colleagues? 332 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,900 Simona didn't say that you and I had the same job. 333 00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:14,700 So, Simona said I'm interested in bodybuilding? 334 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:17,300 Yes she said you always go to the gym in Milan 335 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,300 and that you are a bodybuilding specialist. 336 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,500 - Do you see those muscles? - Congratulations! 337 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,300 - Which muscles do you like the most? - I do not know. 338 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:37,300 - Do you want to take a look? - No, maybe we better not rush. 339 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:45,000 - It's the deltoid, what do you think? - Delto�de, delto�de ... 340 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:52,600 Look, the muscles are beautiful when they are well inflated! 341 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,600 - Do not touch ! - No ? 342 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,700 I'm tense. Look me in my eyes! 343 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:02,300 - What do you see ? - What should I see? 344 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,500 Say! Maybe steroids? 345 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,100 - Yes. - No ! 346 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,400 You're wrong, I'm not a drug addict! 347 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,200 Take off your clothes! 348 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,400 - How's that, so fast? - I want to see what you have under your clothes. 349 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,800 But I ... I'm not even used to it. 350 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,900 - Take off your clothes and stop being prudish. - But really without preliminary? 351 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,500 You do not want anymore ? 352 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,500 Turn around. 353 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,200 You are too stuck. 354 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:55,800 I will warm you up! 355 00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,600 You haven't worked out in a while, have you? 356 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,700 Yes ... Four or five months. 357 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:09,100 You know my husband wasn't far back then. 358 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,300 - Did you do this together? - Of course! 359 00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:15,100 I did it alone every time. Because that's how I feel better. 360 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,300 You are therefore a true egoist. 361 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:21,900 Maybe you want to try some positions? How many positions do you know? 362 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:27,800 - Three, four, the traditional ones. - Only those? 363 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,900 My husband didn't have a lot of imagination. 364 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:33,800 Do you know more? 365 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,500 - Eighty-five to ninety! - Oh really ? 366 00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:42,500 I am not an amateur, I am also a professional! Let’s try. 367 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,400 - Take a stand! - Here ? Where exactly? 368 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,100 Open your legs. 369 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,700 Here ? With this thing? 370 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,000 Yes, so you know absolutely nothing! And Simona said you were a real teacher! 371 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,300 Girlfriends always exaggerate. 372 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:06,700 I don't know how you do but i'm a bit old fashioned. 373 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,000 Couldn't we start in bed? 374 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,500 In bed ? And to do what? 375 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,200 But on this device here, what can be done? 376 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,200 Bodybuilding. 377 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,900 Bodybuilding ? 378 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,000 What is so funny? 379 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:30,000 - I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. - What did you misunderstand? 380 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,600 See, I've never been to the gym in my life. 381 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,100 and I am not interested in gymnastics. 382 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,400 And the muscles disgust me! 383 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:45,500 - But what did you come here to do? - I came to make love. 384 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,500 With whom ? With me ? Why didn't you say it from the start? 385 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,500 Do you want to fuck? Well, it's like it's done! 386 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,300 Sorry, I'm probably an amateur. 387 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,700 But can you, as a true professional, explain to me what you're doing? 388 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,500 You really don't see, I put on gloves and a protective shirt. 389 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:12,700 And that's for you. And I want you to know, we don't kiss on the lips. 390 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,200 Do you have sex dressed like that? 391 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:22,600 With all these deadly diseases, I would wear an astronaut suit. 392 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,500 Don't you want to put them on? 393 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,300 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving immediately! 394 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,900 You feel bad ? 395 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,900 No, on the contrary, I feel really good! 396 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,200 It's you who feel really bad! 397 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,900 And if I look better in your eyes I see steroids and not just there! 398 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,100 You have them here in your brain and it shows! 399 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,600 How did you see them? 400 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,900 - Carlo! - What? 401 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,300 A certain Mr. Bozzi is to come with his wife. Did you invite them? 402 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,000 Yes, how can I tell you? 403 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:17,200 - One of your usual tricks? - Sorry, dear. 404 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,600 I'm sick, I can't do that! 405 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,800 Stay with me ! That he does not recognize us like that at the beginning. 406 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,500 - The shoes ! - What do they have, are they dirty? 407 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,100 - You have to take them off. - What? I just bought them. 408 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,500 Don't you even know that we go barefoot on yachts? 409 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,800 Without heels, I fall on the ass! 410 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,800 Hope not, if you fall, you will damage the floor of the yacht ... Come on, come on. 411 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,300 - But why don't you take yours off? - Can't you see mine are moccasins? " 412 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,200 You have finally arrived! Mrs. Bozzi? 413 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,500 - What a pleasure ! - You can wear shoes! 414 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,100 Anyway, I redo the bridge every six months. 415 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,000 - Thank you. - How are you ? 416 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,300 - This is my wife, Uchcha. - Is this really your wife? 417 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:05,200 Woman, wife! With an alliance. 418 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,400 Carlo, introduce me to your friends 419 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,200 My sweet sister Rita Countess of Francalancha. 420 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,000 - Very, very happy. - Mrs. Bozzi. 421 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,900 - Very happy. - Good. 422 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,900 And, your husband, how is the count? 423 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:19,800 Do you know him? 424 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,400 Of course, I saw his photo if I'm not mistaken in Capital magazine. 425 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,300 - Possible. - No, no, in the Express! 426 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,300 Between one client and another, I have always ... 427 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,200 - Are you not feeling well? - She's a little dizzy. 428 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,500 - Would you like to sit down? - How painful! 429 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,500 Look, sir. He has just been caught! 430 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:44,000 - How cute ! - Repugnant. 431 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,700 It's good, isn't it? 432 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:51,900 How good it is to feel the last between your teeth fighting a defenseless creature! 433 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,400 Unbelievable ! 434 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,500 - Do you still feel bad? - No. 435 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:01,100 My wife can't stand to see the animals die. 436 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,200 This is contrary to its principles. 437 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,700 - Is she a Buddhist? - No, that bitch ... 438 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,500 She's a humanist! 439 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:11,000 I have not yet shown my yacht � a humanist woman. 440 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,200 You allow ? 441 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,800 Of course, Uchcha, go with the gentleman to visit the yacht. 442 00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:15,700 Please. 443 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,400 - Dr Bozzi? - Contesse. 444 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,000 I want to introduce you to two of our dear friends: Mr. and Mrs. Donadoni. 445 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,300 Nice to meet you. 446 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,100 Dr. Gianni Bozzi. Business partner with Carlo. 447 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,100 Ah yes. 448 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,600 - You want a drink, honey? Yes - Let's go. 449 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,200 Yes with pleasure ! 450 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:36,000 Doctor, are you dealing with Mr. Pederchini? 451 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,500 Yes. 452 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,900 I understand, as soon as I saw your wife! 453 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,300 How? What's wrong with my wife? 454 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,300 Is that written on his forehead? "Impor / Expor"? 455 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,800 Don't worry, Mr. Bozzi, there is nothing wrong, 456 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,100 I lived that too. 457 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,700 Where are you coming from? 458 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,700 Everyone knows that Pederchini has a passion for the wives of others. 459 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,700 For others it may be the case, but not for mine. 460 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,700 Mr. Donadoni, what do you do with it questioning my integrity and that of my wife? 461 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,400 Can the transaction then be carried out? 462 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,200 That's right, that's the gift. 463 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,800 Are you sure? 464 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,300 Yes, but a real ritual must be followed. 465 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,500 - Really ? - Yes. 466 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,600 Find me. 467 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:22,700 At a certain time, at a favorable time 468 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:27,000 the engineer will stay without his favorite drink. 469 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:33,200 Then it will ask you to go get it so that you can leave him alone with your wife. 470 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,900 - Okay, the deer's grappa? - The deer's grappa. 471 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,700 - That's all. - Yes. 472 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,200 I will buy the "lake reindeer", 473 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,800 for me, they are all the same! 474 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:46,900 - Do you have experience? - Yes. 475 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,400 It is a room for confidential meetings. 476 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800 - Let's see further. - Thank you. 477 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,500 - Here, here. - Engineer, excuse me, what are you doing? 478 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,900 I just wanted to push you. 479 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,900 Because I was afraid that you would fall, but if you don't want ... 480 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,200 No, no, keep pushing, It doesn't bother me at all. 481 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,600 - You are very nice! - You're kidding too. 482 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,300 Haven't you told me your name yet? 483 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,600 My name is Marisa. Marise Dalle Tre Fontane. 484 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:24,800 So are you a marquise? Has your husband told you about this affair? 485 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:28,200 Gianni told me I had to be nice. 486 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,100 I know I'm a little weird. 487 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,900 So if the three of us agree ... 488 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:38,300 - All three now? - Me, you and your husband. 489 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,500 Charles! 490 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,900 We booked at Truchido for nine hours, it's time to go! 491 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,500 Do you know the Truchido? 492 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:50,000 Yes, that restaurant where you seem eat all kinds of junk food. 493 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,200 But then if you go there then you only eat junk food. 494 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,300 More or less... Do you want to go there? 495 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,300 Of course, countess, I love ecological food. 496 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,300 So, folks, tonight we're going to have: 497 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:05,600 smelly broth, disgusting pasta, fried rotten fish, 498 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,500 perverse fish, dolphin ass skin. 499 00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:09,500 This one ... 500 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,000 - Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly! 501 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:16,100 - Yes ? - So for me, another strudel. 502 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,700 - A little bit of everything. - Perfect ! 503 00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:22,900 Full of pepper, especially on the head. 504 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:27,500 There is nothing better than pepper on the head. 505 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,500 And for me, a lot of pepper and especially for the headache! 506 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,800 As always, everywhere. 507 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:38,000 Living in Rimini, a real treat! 508 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,100 From our sea, they are very tasty! 509 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,600 Try one yourself. 510 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Thanks, but I don't want it. 511 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,900 No, essale too, they must be very fresh! 512 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:03,700 - I completely forgot, aren't you a humanist? - No, but I prefer the assault! 513 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,500 Banzai! 514 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,800 - Martial Arts? - I watched Karate Kid seven times. 515 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,900 Do not worry for the good of such an enterprise, 516 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:25,200 I can very well swallow a shark or an octopus. 517 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:29,300 It's not because of the fish. He put his foot on me. 518 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,700 Don't worry, Engineer Pederichi is washing his feet. 519 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,300 Mr. Pepperini, let's move from the rooster to the donkey ... 520 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,000 have you looked at my contract? 521 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:45,500 This 40 billion deal between Nepal and Bangladesh. 522 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,400 Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra. 523 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:53,400 Of course, the prerequisites are very good 524 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,300 if we continue to get along and after that I think ... 525 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,000 Mr. Engineer Pederchini, we will agree! 526 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,100 Who are you? 527 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:10,800 Pino Trikariko, theater actor, actor, dreamer. 528 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,200 Come in ! 529 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,000 How is the audience? Hot ? 530 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,600 - Say something. - You have to tell us! 531 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,500 We can't, we have to talk. 532 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,300 We no longer have the strength! You have to talk! 533 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,500 Do you want to lose your appetite? 534 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,100 Shit ! Shut up for once! 535 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,300 - Silence! - Stop that. 536 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,000 Alright, I'm talking! 537 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,300 It was like in Dynasty when Sue Ellen ... 538 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,700 - But Sue Ellen wasn't in Dallas? - Don't interrupt! 539 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:47,900 Go ahead, my love. 540 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:52,100 When Sue Helen finally made her love dream come true 541 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,200 she decided to pass an unforgettable day on his stepfather's boat. 542 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400 - With Senator Farla. - No, not him. 543 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,900 Yes, shut up for once! She has finally spoken! 544 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,800 What happened on that damn boat last night? 545 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,400 A merciless wave, lightning, thunder and in an instant it was over. 546 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,600 And my Gustavo was swallowed by the creatures of the sea. 547 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,100 And I froze in terror like a fool. 548 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,800 What did you do on this boat, can we find out? 549 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,000 - The cariola. - The cariola? 550 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,900 Damn, you messed up. 551 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:41,300 - You shouldn't have done that. - I said it was dangerous. 552 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,400 Don't bother her anymore! 553 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,400 When two people love each other 554 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,100 they have a reason for doing it and that is enough. 555 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,900 That's enough. 556 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:58,000 I'm sorry, you tell me when ... 557 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,600 When what ? 558 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,200 - When should I take the stage? - Ah, yes, whenever you want. 559 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,300 Wonderful, thank you very much! 560 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,300 Very good! God... 561 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:32,300 Now ! Now ! Now ! Now ! 562 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,400 Seeing that tonight, I have a very warm, very warm audience, 563 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,100 so i will start with something refreshing right away. 564 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:51,500 It is necessary to freeze something, then to melt the ice. 565 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,400 Play on words ... freeze to melt ice. 566 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:57,900 This is stupid. 567 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,200 Do you know 568 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,600 why dwarves are they never welcomed by nudists? 569 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:07,700 Because they are curious and stick their noses everywhere! 570 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,900 As they are dwarves, their noses are just level ... 571 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:20,200 - When does the show start? - The show has already started. 572 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,000 So here's to another story. 573 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,900 A bit fantastic on a worker in Turin. 574 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,700 I'll tell it to you in the Turin dialect. 575 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:35,200 A late Turin worker at work says to the boss: 576 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:40,500 "A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get vaccinated ". 577 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,100 The boss asks: 578 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:46,200 "In the hospital?" and the other responds: "No, no, in the ass". 579 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200 I don't see anything funny. 580 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:52,800 What is there funny? 581 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,500 The point is that the boss was referring to something and the worker to something else. 582 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,600 Here is the contrast. 583 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:09,500 I said the story was a bit fantastic. 584 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,600 I have another wonderful story, 585 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,200 finally when I remember her, I even laugh at it at night. 586 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,400 Very funny. 587 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,300 A gentleman meets a friend in front of the cemetery and asks him: 588 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,700 "What happened to you?" 589 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,900 He replies: "I buried my wife". 590 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,800 But why is your whole face scratched? 591 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,700 He says : "Because she didn't want to die!" 592 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:41,500 His wife didn't want, she didn't want not be buried. 593 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:45,900 because of course she was still alive. 594 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:53,300 The comic moment follows: she didn't want to. 595 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:57,600 Not funny. You have to make her laugh. 596 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,300 I accept any criticism 597 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,900 but you have to say what kind of jokes you want to hear. 598 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 I've tried enough. Are we going back to the classics? 599 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,400 I have a very rich classical repertoire Do you want King Lear? 600 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,200 Shakespeare is still Shakespeare. 601 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:15,300 I begin, "Blow the winds, open the skies!" 602 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,100 - Where is the breath? - In the sky. 603 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:19,000 - Why is it blowing? - It's Shakespeare. 604 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:24,300 - Sing if you can! You also have an orchestra! - I gladly give in to violence. 605 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,200 It seems to me that the time has come for a beautiful musical intermezzo! 606 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,500 I want to die! 607 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,700 No, no, I don't know this song 608 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:35,600 but i will find it and put it on in my directory. 609 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,400 Maestro, do you know Champagne? 610 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,800 - From Franchesca? - Exactly. 611 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,300 - In which key? - F major. 612 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:42,500 Good. 613 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,300 How did you know, son of a bitch? 614 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,100 Champagne... In what sense, mademoiselle? 615 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,300 Sing and don't stop. 616 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,800 It was our song ... Mine and Gustavo's. 617 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,300 Where did you learn it from? 618 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,800 - I knew absolutely nothing. - Sing, stop being stupid. 619 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,400 There are only two possibilities: dance or sing. 620 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,700 But let me express my full satisfaction with 621 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,300 the fact that I see again joy on your face, 622 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,800 face that has become has become ... 623 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,800 Come closer, trickster. 624 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,900 - What is the name of that idiot? - C�rico, Scarico ... 625 00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:27,000 - Okay, Scarico. - Let her have fun, make her laugh. 626 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,500 What encouragement on your face! 627 00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:38,500 - Not too hot ? - On the contrary, I don't have enough heat. 628 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:41,200 Me neither, Miss Bovi. 629 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,000 Tell me: at night, what are you doing? 630 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,400 I improvise. 631 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,400 You know you dance well, you bastard. 632 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:56,200 You know the dance lives in me, I don't dance, I create. 633 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,100 Come here, I'll show you the gazebo. 634 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,000 - There is a gazebo here! Let's go! - This way. 635 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:19,500 You see, at night I have always been agree with all the adventures of love. 636 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:24,700 I was born in a house in the countryside. Everyone knows what's going on there! 637 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,500 I knew the bite of the tarantula biting the donkey, 638 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,800 but I mean: the cariola is the best! 639 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,600 For us, cariola is like a drug! 640 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,200 But it must be emphasized. 641 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,700 this constant contact of hydrogen zones 642 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,600 can have irreparable consequences. 643 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,800 Don't worry. 644 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,900 Tell me you like this cariola. 645 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:49,400 A madness ! In my opinion, it is way beyond the Kama Sutra! 646 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,900 I do not have never felt such an emotion since the day of the tragic incident! 647 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,400 I feel like the bride before the wedding! 648 00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,700 Was it a scene from the movie? I have no idea. 649 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,000 I could have played the role of a priest, but I don't have enough files. 650 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,300 Say what you wanna do, tell your night! 651 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:12,200 You want to do cinema, television, theater, 652 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,000 to play La Scala? 653 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,300 - You will play La Scala! - Enough ! Enough of the night! 654 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,700 You can't take advantage of me like that! 655 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:22,700 A man is hiding behind the actor's mother! 656 00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:26,500 - At night, why do you keep me? - I was honest. 657 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,500 in addition to the fact that I have 92 butcher shops. 658 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,300 I also have four theaters in Italy, five in France. 659 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:36,200 Madison Garden, I don't know how to get rid of it. 660 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,200 Madison Square Garden? Where does Frank play? 661 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,800 - Do you want to play it? - At night, don't say that. 662 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,300 Is it all true? 663 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:48,000 When a woman does the cariola with her husband, she cannot lie to him. 664 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,800 I love you at night! From the minute I met you! 665 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,500 - Tonight ? - Has no importance ! And how's it going with television? 666 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,000 - Four! - Televisions? 667 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,100 - No, chains! - I love you so much ! 668 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,500 - Prove it ! - Will you allow me at night? 669 00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,700 Cariola! In October, we are in Sixtine! 670 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,200 In January at the Manzoni Theater! In April at Madison! 671 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,800 - And when do we go on vacation? - No vacation ! 672 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Vacation in June, closer to Hollywood. 673 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,600 By the way, how do you do with the movies? 674 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,200 We have 15 rooms. Everything for Gustavo. 675 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,800 How much he loved the movies! 676 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000 Forget about Gustavo, stop thinking about him, Gustavo is gone! 677 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,200 No ! Gustavo! 678 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,900 Whore ! What are you doing here ... the cariola? 679 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,600 Is this how you keep the memory of your Gustavo? 680 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,100 I thought you were dead! 681 00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,500 Get out of here, you bastard! What do you mean, dead, I swam in the sea for 15 days! 682 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,500 - My compliments ! What did you see ? - What do you want ? 683 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:44,900 Who are you ? Who ? Are you saying it or not? 684 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,300 - No, please, no! - Who knows you? 685 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:54,500 So drown! Bowie! Where are you 686 00:46:54,800 --> 00:47:00,300 Violence is Gustavo's life! And me ? What will happen to me? 687 00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:04,800 I am going to sleep at the hotel. On a yacht at night, I feel dizzy. 688 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,700 Because of the whiskey, your head is spinning. Milk has nothing to do with that. 689 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,300 - Have you been drinking again? - I hardly drank anything. 690 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:17,700 - We are here for that. - I've always been anti-alcoholic. 691 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,800 - Good night, Countess. - Likewise. 692 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000 - Madam, all the pleasure! - Goodbye honey! 693 00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,700 How was it? 694 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,800 Engineer! The moon is like that of Brunei! 695 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,500 We will talk about Brunei later. 696 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,700 In the meantime, I will pass To something more appropriate. 697 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,400 It seems to me that was it. 698 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,300 Yes, darling, in no time you will cheat on me. 699 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,500 Look, if you don't want to, I can ... 700 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,800 How can I not want this? What do you mean i don't want 701 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,200 I want, I want! You must ! 702 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,500 We are here. 703 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,400 Good. 704 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:21,100 Maybe then when we're done you and I will go on a trip. 705 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,100 What do you say, with five billion, we can relax? 706 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,500 - Yes ... - I'll take you to see Capri! 707 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,500 No, not in Capri! Now everyone is going! 708 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,700 In Venice! Have you ever been to Venice? 709 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:39,800 The number of channels there are! More than Berlusconi! 710 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:44,300 Listen, kiss me first. 711 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,100 Of course. 712 00:48:56,900 --> 00:49:01,700 Here are two newlyweds in love, and it is wonderful! 713 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,100 I wanted to buy you a glass of grappa, but grappa ... 714 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:09,100 - there is none left ! - It's true, well seen! 715 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:15,100 Listen, Bozzi, you can buy me too a bottle of deer grappa? 716 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,900 - Really a deer? - The deer. 717 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,500 That is, I go back and forth and I come back, I mean I go first. 718 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:28,000 Take your time.. 719 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,800 Honey, I'm going to be leaving for a while 720 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,500 but you don't have to worry, I leave you in good hands. 721 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,700 Well, I left. 722 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,000 Oh, engineer, I wanted to tell you that I left your contract in the briefcase 723 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:49,100 and when I come back with grappa, maybe you will sign it. 724 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,500 - After. - That's it, after. 725 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,300 I understood, afterwards! 726 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,800 - Keep calm, Marcos! - After. 727 00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:00,100 What do you mean? 728 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:05,000 In the end, we were left alone. We can get to know each other better. 729 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:12,500 - Is something wrong, are you shaking? - No, it's cold in here. 730 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:17,200 It's true, it's cold, are we going home? 731 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,100 It will be warmer and more intimate! More intimate! 732 00:50:34,300 --> 00:50:36,300 Please give me some grappa. 733 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:43,500 - No, a bottle. - Are you from Engineer Pederchini? 734 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,000 - How do you know ? - His yacht ... he loves grappa! 735 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,700 - Deer? - Exactly. 736 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:53,300 He has big reserves: for himself, for his friends 737 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,600 And for the wives of his friends. 738 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,400 - How much does it cost? - Eighteen thousand. 739 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,900 Keep the change. 740 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:10,300 - Cheers ! You will see that everything will be fine. - So be it. 741 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,600 Marisa! Marisa! Where are you going 742 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:32,200 - He's a pig, you bastard! - But what happened? 743 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:38,000 He's a maniac, first he eats live octopus, then raw fish. 744 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,700 What are you talking about ? And the Japanese eat raw fish, it's called sushi! 745 00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:45,200 Yes, but the Japanese are not crazy about Juventus! 746 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,400 Because of Juventus? 747 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:49,900 He eats live octopus and is crazy about Juventus! 748 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,900 Alright, calm down! I understand ! 749 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,600 He's a Juventus fan! And what's the problem, what can that do to you? 750 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,600 What can that do to me? 751 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:03,200 He wanted me to shout: "Come on, Juventus, down with Rome!" 752 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,700 And did you say that? Did you say that? 753 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:09,000 - Did I have to do it? - You said it ? 754 00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:12,600 I kicked him twice as much that now on the ground! 755 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,900 He wanted me to cry out: Down with Roma! 756 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:22,500 What do you mean, did you just say you slapped Engineer Pederchini? 757 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,100 Yes, two! 758 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,500 Then I started to shout: "Forza Romaaa!", 784 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,235 759 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,100 it's my love, my passion! 760 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,600 It's Rome! 761 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:42,700 Are you saying you threw a five billion deal because of Rome? 762 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:48,100 I sacrificed it for my great sporting passion! 763 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:52,300 Now I'm going to boil you on low heat, I will burn you alive! 764 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,300 Football has gone to your head! 765 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,300 But I'm gonna kick your ass 766 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,100 if you don't bring me the 5 million dollars! 767 00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:02,600 P�tasse! Get back on the yacht! 768 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,800 No ! Loyalty is not for sale! 769 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,100 - I'll give you ten million! - No ! 770 00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,000 - Fifteen. - No ! 771 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,000 OK I understand. 772 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,800 What? What do you want to do ? - I'm killing myself, no ... 773 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,700 - What else can I do? - Stop joking! 774 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,500 To joke ? I am a businessman ! 775 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000 I'm more of a business man in the making ... I'm just a little dry. 776 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,900 As I haven't finished my business yet, what can I do ? 777 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:40,100 - I'm killing myself! - No ! Come down, please! 778 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,600 You are crazy ? 779 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,000 Let's talk ! Do not overdo it! 780 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,600 - Don't scare me, please! - Who is exaggerating? 781 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,500 If I don't, others will take care of it, the banks 782 00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:56,400 the tenants, the wives, Ferraris, all together. 783 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,500 But I'm sorry because with this case, that could have fixed everything. 784 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,400 Very well. 785 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,600 I'm going to die singing: Thanks, Romaaa! 786 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,900 No, stop, don't jump! I beg you ! Please come! 787 00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,200 Leave me alone. 788 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:23,900 Dress yourself. I can't look at you. 789 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,500 Alright, alright, so here I go ... Where? 790 00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:29,100 At Pederchini. 791 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:35,500 Look at that. This is the ticket that you gave me before you came here. 792 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:40,800 - What are you doing ? - I don't need it anymore! 793 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,600 Because I am Marise de Tre Fontane 794 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,800 of all the whores, the biggest fan of Rome! 795 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:51,300 I'm sick of getting money for shouting Forza Juventus! 796 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:56,500 I have taken an oath of allegiance! 797 00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,000 Let’s not exaggerate. 798 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,100 Do you know what I'm telling you? You are right, I really am a big fool. 799 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,800 Well, Forza Juventus, huoo ... 800 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,200 No, not now ! 801 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:34,700 You don't have to say anything, it's not necessary! 802 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:42,700 I have been waiting for many years a woman in such a state of passion. 803 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:49,100 who even for sport would be capable of any sacrifice. 804 00:55:50,900 --> 00:55:53,300 I already feel that I love you. 805 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:57,000 Marizuccia! Excuse me. 806 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,900 I would like to know you better. This is good! 807 00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:05,500 - Don't turn me down so quickly. - In fact, I came to say yes. 808 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,000 Tell me when is the right time 809 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,100 when we are far away, very far from everyone. 810 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:18,700 My beloved, you have heard of Ithaca 811 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,400 Ita ... what? 812 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,300 Uchcha? Uchcha, my love! Did I wake you up? 813 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:31,200 Look, I'm sorry for all that happened ... oh, great, yes? 814 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:35,200 Everything is fine. This time the case is over. 815 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:40,000 Listen, speaking of Ferrari, buy two Testarossa! 816 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,100 Yes, one for the day and one for the evening. 817 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:48,000 Book an apartment on Wall Street 818 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,200 because I will soon build a house and buy a store. 819 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,300 Oh, my God, my God! Marisa! 820 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,900 Pederchini! Pederchini! Marisa! 821 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:07,300 Gianni! Gianni! Carlo will take me to ... 822 00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:09,400 What's the name of this place ? 823 00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:11,800 - In Ithaca, my love! - Ithaca! 824 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:17,400 - What about my contract? - The contract ? Here it is! Catch it! 825 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,800 Oh my God, you broke her head! 826 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,900 Don't worry about him. Let’s think better of us, my love! 827 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,300 Ciao! 828 00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:33,800 You bastard! 829 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800 Yes, look at that! 830 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:49,300 What makes Gianni Bozzi sad and alone on the beach in Rimini? 831 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:53,600 Your brother left and took my wife with him with all my hopes. 832 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:55,600 They went to Ithaca. 833 00:57:56,300 --> 00:57:59,400 No wonder my brother is completely crazy. 834 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:03,900 Therefore, we prevented him from manage the heritage of our family. 835 00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:08,000 - Can you repeat what you said earlier? - Carlo has nothing left. 836 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,200 Publications, industry, banks, it's all in my name! 837 00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:18,100 So only you can now sign contracts? 838 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,800 Of course! Everything depends on me. 839 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,200 Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei. 840 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:34,100 Countess, if you wish, I will shout: "Long live Juventus!" 841 00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:37,100 Long live the old lady! 842 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,800 No, excuse me! I want to say that... But what are you saying there? 843 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:46,200 I am not interested in team sports. I prefer doubles! 844 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,600 Why don't we go talk in your apartment at the Grand Hotel? 845 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,200 To sign a contract, it is more convenient to go there. 846 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,100 And in Ithaca too. 847 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,500 We have been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time. 848 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,900 Fetuccini! Bring jam. 849 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,500 Eat, eat, taste, we must recover, 850 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:36,500 you have to regain your strength after everything that happened to you. 851 00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,300 What happened to him? 852 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:45,500 The Yugoslav smugglers laughed at him. 853 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,600 - What did they do ? - They tied it with a knot. 854 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,200 Such are the Yugoslav smugglers, it is a beautiful custom. 855 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,600 They always tortured people like that. 856 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:02,500 Why is this jester still there? Give him the money and send him for a walk! 857 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,100 In fact, I have not yet finished negotiations 858 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:08,300 with the lady bound at Madison Square Garden. 859 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,800 What negotiations? What Madison? 860 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,100 Go to hell ! 861 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:16,400 No, just a moment, I want to put it to the test. 862 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,600 Put to the test? 863 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,500 - What test? - Gustavo, don't be angry. 864 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:24,600 You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I ... 865 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,400 What experience? What kind of experience? 866 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,100 They almost killed me! 867 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:31,400 But it's still an experience! I also need my experience! 868 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,200 - What are you talking about? - Do you see that amoeba? 869 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,300 - Amoeba? - Amoeba, amoeba. 870 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,300 He brought a smile back on my lips when I had lost all hope! 871 01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:45,700 Now I have to understand. Is it him or is it you who is my man? 872 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:51,200 - It's me, Night, I'm your man! - I don't know, my dear. Let's go! 873 01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,500 Sorry, Mr Gustavo, anyway now 874 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,100 You are on the other side, I mean in Yugoslavia! 875 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,400 I'm going to kill you ! Night! Night! 876 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,300 Hold on ! This is it! 877 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,100 Stop! Take it easy ! 878 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:06,700 Stop screaming! Otherwise, you'll screw it up! 879 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,300 Listen to us. 880 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,500 - I already did! - Arnaldo! 881 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,800 Andrew! 882 01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:37,500 Why didn't you tell me. I took you for a beggar in the parish! 883 01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:38,600 I thought about it! 884 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:43,300 How long have you been in Rimini? Little con! 885 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,700 - I came here, by the way. - How is the mission in the southern forests? 886 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:50,800 - Are the animals okay? - Now I have abandoned them. 887 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,000 Really ? 888 01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:55,900 The vicar sent me on a new mission in Finland, in Lapland! 889 01:01:56,100 --> 01:01:58,800 So I came here to find my brother 890 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:04,100 and my beautiful city of Rimini, this pure air! 891 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,600 Don't imitate him, ignore him. 892 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,600 What a beautiful black suit! Is it somehow, Armenian? 893 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,500 - Will you sell it to me? - This is my monastic robe. 894 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:17,300 Go, go, go get dressed! Queue! 895 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,700 - Is she a Protestant? - She is Flemish. 896 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:21,900 Come on, come on, let's have breakfast! 897 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,500 Of course, she is also one of the Lambs of God. 898 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,200 I must say that they are beautiful, these sheep of God. 899 01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:32,400 But, Louise, your wife, how is she? 900 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:35,400 - My wife ? She left. - Are you resting? 901 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,800 No, he left with Eros. You remember him ? 902 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,900 - With Eros, this painter? - Yes Yes. 903 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,700 But he was not married and had four children. 904 01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:48,600 Eros' wife got involved with Hadrian and is already pregnant. 905 01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:52,800 - Adriano, the pediatrician? - Yes, yes, Lano's brother. 906 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,300 L�no, L�no. 907 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,500 He fled to Bellaria with Lauretta, remember Lauretta. 908 01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:58,500 Lauretta? 909 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:02,700 Yes I remember, Kara's distant cousin, who was with Oddo. 910 01:03:02,900 --> 01:03:03,900 Yes, Oddo. 911 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,100 - Where are you from? - From Australia. 912 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:10,700 - You don't know the last joke? - I know two about the riflemen. 913 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,800 But do you remember Oddo? What a woman she was! 914 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,900 It was a great misfortune but I forgave him all his sins. 915 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,300 She's completely lost her mind. She lives with a choreographer. 916 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:25,400 - Oddo? - Yes. 917 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,700 It was a big cuk and she ended up live with a choreographer? 918 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:36,300 - Do not forgive his sins. - Well, yes. 919 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:38,300 Because with these and ... 920 01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:39,900 - Answer the phone. - Good. 921 01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:43,300 I know who it is! The same thing every morning. 922 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,300 May peace be with you ! 923 01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,600 Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell! 924 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,800 Hang up, hang up! This is Lorella, my wife. 925 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,400 She calls me every morning and threatens me. 926 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,700 She wants me to pay her a alimony! Female dog! 927 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,200 I get it. 928 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,800 But, at work, at least at work, how does it go? 929 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:03,300 Everything is going well at work. I am the head of the service. 930 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:04,300 Good, good! 931 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,900 Do you remember the director's elder sister? 932 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,400 - I made progress, I skipped it. - Stop, shut up, shut up! 933 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:13,300 - Goodbye My Love ! - Goodbye, my doll! 934 01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:15,900 Hi ! 935 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:19,900 And I thought you were a real priest. A true hypocrite! 936 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,100 What should you do for that! 937 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,400 Who knows how many aborigines you have cut down in the woods as a missionary priest? 938 01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,200 But have you ever seen a native in reality? 939 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,200 No ! 940 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:36,100 Because if you see it you will be passing Both by me and by me! 941 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,300 Hello, Mr. Pretor. I heard they took you to the hospital. 942 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:07,900 What happened to you? 943 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:11,700 - What happened to you - Nothing. A routine check. 944 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,100 I mean, I went to see how the visits to the local hospital went. 945 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:16,300 That's all ! 946 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:20,300 - What are you doing ? Are you walking on my head? - Everything is your fault ! 947 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,900 Hang a sign on a shelf, a board! 948 01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:27,700 - I too take sand baths! - They are prohibited in public places! 949 01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,700 He even invented new articles of law! 950 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,000 What happened to him? He is crazy ! 951 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,500 - It's a little strange. - It doesn't look like him. 952 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,500 One. Two... 953 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,700 Hi, how are you? 954 01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:50,400 - Who are you? - You don't recognize me anymore? 955 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:52,600 I am the girl of the forest! 956 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:56,400 Whoever called an ambulance this morning when you felt bad! 957 01:05:56,600 --> 01:06:00,400 It would have been better not to call her, but thank you anyway. 958 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,500 Now please go because it is a private lesson. 959 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:07,600 and I want to swim in complete silence. 960 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:13,500 - Why are you so bad? - And you, why are you so immodest? 961 01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:18,000 You are not ashamed to introduce yourself in such a bikini. 962 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,900 You can see everything through, it's very indent. 963 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,500 But it's brand! 964 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,400 Better not to wear a bikini brand but it is in one piece! 965 01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,700 In one piece, only stay with one? Which one should I then remove? 966 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:31,800 Stop making fun of me! 967 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,000 What a bad character you are. How does your wife support you? 968 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:37,000 When I get married, I'll tell you! 969 01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:42,500 Now let me swim alone, I practice. 970 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,300 One, two, one, two... 971 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:22,400 - Who is it ? - Mr. Praetor! 972 01:07:24,900 --> 01:07:26,900 Please bring me back my swimsuit! Slut. 973 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:29,700 Give me my jersey, please. 974 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:34,300 Give me my swimsuit! I will tell you. 975 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,800 Goodbye ! 976 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,900 Mr. swimming instructor! Save me ! 977 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,600 - Hello, Mr. Praetor! - Hi ! 978 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,000 Hi. 979 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,600 What a situation. 980 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,500 Raphael! Catch him in the picture as soon as it comes out of the water. 981 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:08,000 You are not going to be outraged by a man with nothing, isn't he? 982 01:08:08,100 --> 01:08:09,900 In fact, I love women! 983 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:12,900 If the light goes down, the photos will not output correctly! 984 01:08:13,100 --> 01:08:16,000 He will be out soon. It begins to cool down. 985 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,400 We'll see ! 986 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,500 It was only me that could happen! 987 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:35,800 Gustavo, stop! You break our hearts! 988 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,300 - Yes Yes. - It's your turn! 989 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:42,200 - The night he argued with us, there was a conflict. - Conflict, what conflict? 990 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,900 He put horns on me, that's the conflict! 991 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:46,900 You have to accept the test! 992 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,200 On the eve of the second millennium, such things happen again. 993 01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:53,500 - Even Alberoni talks about it. - Yes, even Alberoni said it! 994 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,800 Who the hell is this Alberoni? 995 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,000 A stranger, he seems to be a psychiatrist. 996 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,100 Yes, it is nothing. 997 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:08,500 - Gustavo? - Night! I listen to you. 998 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:17,200 Night? 999 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,000 Do you want me to tell her? 1000 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,000 No. I have to do it. 1001 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,900 Gustavo ... 1002 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,500 Yes ? 1003 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,300 I so want to make real love. 1004 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,700 How? I made love for 6 hours, non stop. 1005 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:49,000 Come with me, my dear! 1006 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,400 Thank God! Ultimately, we all agree! 1007 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,500 We even set a new record. 1008 01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:56,100 At the risk of my own life, I could even improve it! 1009 01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:58,300 Scarico, nothing is happening! 1010 01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,100 You will understand later. 1011 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:03,100 Night and Gustavo will make love for three days without interruption! 1012 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:06,700 Unbelievable ! It's hard to imagine! 1013 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:12,700 Bowie's dreams, I'm sorry, but I must point out 1014 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:17,700 that the behavior of your sister insults me. 1015 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:21,700 However, the show must go on. 1016 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:26,600 So if anyone wants to give me a reward. 1017 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,200 Manzo! Have you prepared an award? 1018 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:36,800 Yes ! 1019 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,800 Two kilos 800 grams of meat! 1020 01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,300 Ah yes ? 1021 01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:49,300 Usually, I get paid in hard or foreign currencies. 1022 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,200 My costs are much higher. 1023 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,300 In any case, the most important is 1024 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:57,700 that I brought a smile � a beautiful Italian family. 1025 01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:04,300 Do you have any bones for this meat? 1026 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:07,300 Morelli! It's dinner time! 1027 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:08,600 Aren't you coming too? 1028 01:11:09,100 --> 01:11:11,600 Thanks, I'm not hungry! 1029 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:17,000 I prefer to swim a little more. It helps me with arthritis. 1030 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,900 - I told you he's gone mad. - I think he has a problem in his head. 1031 01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:23,900 Did you hear it too? 1032 01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:27,300 How can he swim At this time if he still has arthritis? 1033 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,400 Morelli, come on! You are going to be sick! 1034 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:32,000 Get out of the water! 1035 01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:25,000 Help ! 1036 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,100 Terrible! 1037 01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:29,500 This appears to be the start of the freezing phase. 1038 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,600 He stayed in the water for 17 hours. 1039 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:35,000 He entered the net of a fishing boat alone. 1040 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:41,100 17 hours in the water! Mr. Praetor, Mr. Praetor! 1041 01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:45,900 Wake up, wake up! You are saved! 1042 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,200 - Who is it ? - It's me, your Piedimonte. 1043 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,200 How are you ? 1044 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,800 I feel, I feel pretty good. 1045 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:58,100 Here, here, here in the chair. 1046 01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:02,500 What happened to you? Why have you been in the water for so long? 1047 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:07,100 Because I wanted to take sand baths. 1048 01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:08,300 In water ? 1049 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:13,000 Mud, mud and sand, with wet sand. 1050 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:17,800 The sand baths help me a lot. I want to go home. 1051 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,100 - Take his clothes. - I take them. 1052 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,700 No, no, the sister will bring them. 1053 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,000 - My sister? - Mother! 1054 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,400 Monza's mother? 1055 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,200 I prescribed a sedative, actually a tonic! 1056 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,200 And then you go home to rest ... Do you want a taxi? 1057 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,400 I'll go with him. 1058 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,500 I am the unwitting cause of Mr. Pretor's misfortunes. 1059 01:13:40,700 --> 01:13:44,400 I came by car, she is there. I will be delighted to accompany him! 1060 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:49,300 This is the lady I told you about. The one with the pussy. 1061 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,900 - Lol� Sarti. - Dr Piedimonte, delighted. 1062 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,700 - You take two tablets before ... - ... the meal ? 1063 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:01,300 - No before... - Before going to the bathroom? 1064 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,300 - Before, before ... - ... Of sleeping ? 1065 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:06,700 Yes, you will see! It's a real torpedo! 1066 01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,900 Are you still mad at me, Gildo? 1067 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:16,600 First of all, my name is not Gildo. And after all you've done to me? 1068 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000 - We never ate together. - Should I take it as an invitation? 1069 01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,500 - I really don't have the slightest int ... - I gladly accept! 1070 01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:47,100 - What are you doing ? - Suck it, like I sucked it. 1071 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:48,700 How? 'Or' What ? 1072 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:54,400 What does it taste like? 1073 01:14:56,400 --> 01:15:01,000 Like a lemon. 1074 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:02,900 It is the taste of love. 1075 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,400 Now close your eyes and open your mouth. 1076 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,000 What do you want to do to me? 1077 01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,000 - Eat these fruits. - What? 1078 01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,400 - The sea. - What is that ? 1079 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,900 Think of me, think you eat me! 1080 01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,400 How is it ? 1081 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:27,700 They look a bit al dente. 1082 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:30,500 - Do you want more ? - No ! 1083 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:34,100 I would like to get straight to the point. 1084 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:11,300 Listen, Gildo, my fork has fallen under the table. Look for her, please. 1085 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,100 - Where? - L�. 1086 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,000 - Below? - Yes. 1087 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,100 Gildo! Gildo, what are you doing? 1088 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,500 Nothing, I found the fork. 1089 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:29,200 I hope you didn't take the opportunity to look at my legs. 1090 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:30,400 Who me ? No. 1091 01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,300 You know I don't wear panties. 1092 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:37,900 It seemed to me that you wore black lace panties. 1093 01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,100 - Gildo, do you see them over there? - Where? 1094 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:42,600 - The biggest. This one. - Yes. 1095 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:47,100 Once he stopped me in the street, he touched my ass and said, "What a beautiful ass!" 1096 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:51,600 What is wrong with that? It's a typical compliment here in Romagna. 1097 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:54,900 - I think there are some very nice people here. - No, they're like beasts. 1098 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,200 - And you have to teach him a lesson. - Me ? 1099 01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,900 - You are a guardian of the law, aren't you? - Yes, but... 1100 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,300 So if you don't, I will! Anyway, you know you owed me! 1101 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:05,500 I thought you were in love with me too. 1102 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:10,100 But I'm caught, I love you, Lola, wait, wait a minute. 1103 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,600 Listen, do you see that monkey-faced dwarf? 1104 01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,400 Yes. 1105 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:21,000 He said you were three bastards and that outside, he'll knock everyone out! 1106 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,700 Lol�! 1107 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:36,200 - What do you want ? -What did you say you were going to do to us? 1108 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,300 Me ? 1109 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:40,000 I didn't say anything, I just gave a compliment. 1110 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,100 - What a compliment! - How do you talk? 1111 01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,700 No more bullshit! 1112 01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:47,100 It's libel, I might sue you. 1113 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,300 Who ? 1114 01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:52,200 - Come back. - I do not want. 1115 01:17:56,600 --> 01:17:57,600 Now it's my turn! 1116 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,600 Don't wait a minute, I think it's this gentleman's turn. 1117 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,800 What did you want to do to us? 1118 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,700 - Can you swim dressed? - Not really. 1119 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:09,400 So, it's time to learn. 1120 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,500 Using. 1121 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:39,200 Help me ! Help! 1122 01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:42,800 - Right now ! - Help me ! 1123 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:46,900 - I'm coming, wait! - Faster, faster! 1124 01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:51,100 - I arrive ! Look at me ! - Help me ! 1125 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,200 I'm just here. 1126 01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:59,500 - Help me. - Yes. 1127 01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:01,500 - I can't do it. - Come ! 1128 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:04,900 Save me, help me! 1129 01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,100 Help me. 1130 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,300 What did you do ? 1131 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:22,800 I swam, a jellyfish attacked me, look! 1132 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,000 I'm sorry, you can ... 1133 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:28,500 - Look, there, there, there! - I can not. 1134 01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:32,000 - Look here ! - I can't watch! 1135 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:37,700 Looked ! It burns now! It is because I am Antonio's fire! 1136 01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:40,900 It is the temptation of Saint Anthony! 1137 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,400 It burns and changes color. I read in the encyclical. 1138 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,100 In the encyclopedia. 1139 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:49,600 Jellyfish have such a poison that the skin turns blue. 1140 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,700 No, it is the reflection of sea water. 1141 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:55,000 Cover yourself, cover yourself! 1142 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,200 No ! I feel a lot worse! 1143 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,200 So... 1144 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:04,100 You touched me! 1145 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:08,500 - What can I do, I'm not a doctor? - Suck my poison on the burnt spots. 1146 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,600 No ? No. 1147 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:13,600 - Do you know French? - No, I know Latin perfectly. 1148 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:16,900 Suck my poison otherwise it will swell even more. 1149 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:17,900 No. 1150 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,200 I'm not a doctor, I can't do anything. 1151 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,600 I urgently need help! Please! 1152 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,700 - What can I do ? - I read in the encyclopedia! 1153 01:20:25,900 --> 01:20:30,200 We must get closer to the victim and I am a victim, I was burned by jelly! 1154 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,700 I'm begging you, do me a favor! 1155 01:20:32,900 --> 01:20:35,400 We have to call a doctor, a good doctor. 1156 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:39,000 - Be careful ! - A doctor, a doctor ... 1157 01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,500 Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor! 1158 01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:45,800 Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor! 1159 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,100 Stop being stupid! 1160 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,900 Don't get me wrong, I almost killed five aborigines. 1161 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,200 I'm not bad! 1162 01:20:55,400 --> 01:21:00,100 It burns me there, there! My chest is burning! 1163 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,900 I can not! It hurts to look at you! 1164 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,400 I understand, you have a lot of tears. 1165 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:08,400 I suffer alot. It's impossible ! 1166 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:10,300 - Please! - Stop! 1167 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:12,000 I beg you, for the love of God! 1168 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:15,000 - What did you say ? - For God's sake. 1169 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:18,300 Okay, just because you mentioned the Almighty, 1170 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:19,900 just out of respect. 1171 01:21:20,100 --> 01:21:21,800 - Here. Where exactly? - Its good. 1172 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,800 No, not there, it hurt here! 1173 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,800 - Is it over? - No, suck! 1174 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,500 Now do I have to suck all the time? 1175 01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:36,400 Look, it's already better, better! Go ahead ! 1176 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,400 It's over for you and now it's over for me. 1177 01:21:40,600 --> 01:21:43,400 Look, please! I'm burning fire here! 1178 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,900 And here, just a little, a little. 1179 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,600 - With pleasure. - Yes. 1180 01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:52,900 Thank you ! What a relief ! 1181 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:57,700 What a relief ! It's better, you are very nice. 1182 01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:02,500 And now, if you want, I can suck you too. 1183 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:08,000 This is what my kangaroo has always done to me, and it was wonderful! 1184 01:22:11,100 --> 01:22:13,300 - You know I wasn't even hoping. - What? 1185 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:14,900 That you go out with me. 1186 01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:20,200 That you agree to go with me for a walk. 1187 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:22,300 - Me neither. - What? 1188 01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:25,100 - Me neither ! - Oh yes. 1189 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,500 Where are you taking me? 1190 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:39,100 Isn't that great? 1191 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:41,500 Explain to me why I came here. 1192 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:45,900 To put Italy at your feet: Milan, the gallery, the dome! 1193 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,500 Because you're like a fragile gothic steeple, 1194 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:53,700 who beats and on which the pigeons have decided to land! 1195 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,500 For your information, they put nets in Milan 1196 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:01,000 so that the pigeons do not pollute the streets. 1197 01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:03,300 Did they put nets? 1198 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:07,100 So they will do it on the skyscrapers. 1199 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:10,600 - Where they want! - You chose Turin to escape. 1200 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:14,200 A charming town, renowned for its sheep farming! 1201 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:17,400 - Is that Turin? - Yes, sheep. 1202 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,800 - Should I laugh too? - This is not funny. 1203 01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:26,300 Liliana, where are you going? Watch out for traffic! 1204 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,300 Max, let's go! I am tired! 1205 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,300 You know I'm going! 1206 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:42,700 How to leave? 1207 01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:46,700 Right now we're coming to the Eternal City 1208 01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:48,600 you want to degrade everything! 1209 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:52,400 - I don't like these jokes at all. - What a joke, I'm absolutely serious. 1210 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,400 Come towards me. 1211 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:56,200 - What are you doing ? - I'm doing the right thing, don't worry! 1212 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:59,300 - Let's go! - Come on, come here! 1213 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:02,500 Let me go ! Stop that! 1214 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:05,700 - They are watching us. - Who is watching ? 1215 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,800 Shit ! 1216 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,600 A Swiss guard? 1217 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,000 Lilliana! 1218 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,500 Let's go, let's go! 1219 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:24,200 - Liliana! - Ciao! 1220 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:28,600 Well, today is the day we have had a lovely day. 1221 01:24:28,700 --> 01:24:33,000 First of all: she dirtied my ashtray in the car, second: she threw me! 1222 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,500 Well, that's what we're used to. 1223 01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:38,500 Third, she forced me to pay for the tickets. 1224 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:44,200 Lilliana! Kiss my ass ! 1225 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,900 Listen, is that what a red heart? 1226 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:09,000 - Is it a sports association? - A sports association? 1227 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,700 In a way, 1228 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:18,000 you have the right to play sports, to walking, running and even playing baseball. 1229 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,900 What are we doing now ? 1230 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,900 Jump into the water and swim to the shore. 1231 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:32,100 You can't do it because I can't swim. 1232 01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:36,600 - I will try to do it. - But you drove the boat so well. 1233 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,100 But that doesn't mean I can swim. 1234 01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,900 I took it and left. 1235 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,100 Look, I wanted to tell you something. 1236 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:50,400 Despite the fact that we don't even know who we are and that we will never see each other again. 1237 01:25:51,700 --> 01:25:53,600 It was spectacular! 1238 01:25:54,600 --> 01:26:00,100 Yes, but now me as a man for the sake of what happened 1239 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,300 I can solve it. 1240 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:07,700 Why ? Did something happen? 1241 01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:10,200 - Nothing ! - Nothing ? 1242 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,800 No, it was a dream. 1243 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:18,000 I have to go. Someone is waiting for me. 1244 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,500 I have to go. It's time to say goodbye. 1245 01:26:20,700 --> 01:26:21,700 Good ! 1246 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:23,600 Goodbye, my savior! 1247 01:26:32,100 --> 01:26:33,200 Goodbye ! 1248 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,600 - Goodbye ! - Goodbye ! 1249 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:50,400 If there's someone up there who can hear me? 1250 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:53,700 Help me start this engine! 1251 01:26:57,300 --> 01:27:00,600 So you're not mad at me? Weren't you angry? 1252 01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:05,200 Yes, this is the Karim hotel ... I'll call you immediately. 1253 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,200 Mr. Praetor, phone! 1254 01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:13,500 The phone! Gone? 1255 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,500 Yes. 1256 01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:19,900 Hello, Mr. Prefect. 1257 01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:27,600 I've been waiting for your call for two days. I'm a little nervous. 1258 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:33,900 I was very worried ... I even looked for you in the forest, on the hammock. 1259 01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:39,300 He is a very sporty favorite, like my father. 1260 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,600 I wanted to test you. 1261 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:45,900 Can i disappear for a while to be sure of your love? 1262 01:27:46,300 --> 01:27:49,300 To be sure that you love me. 1263 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:53,500 - You love me, tell me? - Yes. 1264 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:59,600 - Stronger ! - Yes, I respect you a lot! 1265 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,200 Your voice drives me crazy. 1266 01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:07,100 Tell me you want to kiss me on the mouth. 1267 01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:13,000 - I want to kiss you on the mouth. - Stronger ! I want to hear it louder! 1268 01:28:13,500 --> 01:28:15,800 I want... It is M. le Prefet. 1269 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:20,900 I want to kiss you on the mouth kiss you on the lips! 1270 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,900 Come today at three o'clock. I'll be waiting for you on rue Wisteria, at 31. 1271 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:33,600 We will be alone and happy: me, you and love, so much love! 1272 01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:50,500 - Give? - Gildo. 1273 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:54,400 It's you. I am waiting for you. Go up quickly. 1274 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,700 Yes ... on what floor? 1275 01:28:57,900 --> 01:29:00,400 - Twenty seven. - I'll be there in a moment. 1276 01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:06,600 What a nightmare, my God. 1277 01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:11,200 The creator of the elevator is a real genius. 1278 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:20,000 So ... that should ... It should be the twenty-seventh. 1279 01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,900 What a hellish adventure! 1280 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,100 I can not stand it anymore. 1281 01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:55,400 - Lola, I am burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing? 1282 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,800 My love 1283 01:32:57,100 --> 01:33:01,000 - Let's go now ... let's do it here! - What to do ? 1284 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:03,000 What do you mean what to do? 1285 01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:08,900 The pills are actually starting to work, not already! 1286 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,400 Lola, I love you! 1287 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:15,100 But I'm not sure about your love. Where is the proof? 1288 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,600 How is that, where is the evidence? 1289 01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:19,100 As soon as you called me I got there right away 1290 01:33:19,100 --> 01:33:21,700 and I went up to your place without an elevator. 1291 01:33:21,900 --> 01:33:26,200 Lola, please, I want to live with you, i want to marry you. 1292 01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:30,700 Do you want me to quit my job? Do you want to go to Honolulu? 1293 01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:33,900 Let's go to Honolulu! In Paris, let's go to Paris! 1294 01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:35,800 Milan, it's decided for Milan! 1295 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:38,800 Are you ready to make all my wishes come true? 1296 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,100 All that you want. 1297 01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,300 Take off your shoes first. 1298 01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:02,500 - Look at these two. - The goddess and beast. 1299 01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:23,900 You know how excited I am to think that a male body hides under this skirt. 1300 01:34:24,100 --> 01:34:27,300 - Aren't you excited too? - I'm not very ... 1301 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:31,200 Because when I came, I almost lost my shoe. 1302 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:35,100 I didn't hear a nice word ... not a single one. 1303 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:39,100 Try to be more feminine, change your voice. 1304 01:34:40,100 --> 01:34:41,900 Lola, can I ask you something? 1305 01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:49,600 I can't understand why you forced me to dress like that. 1306 01:34:50,300 --> 01:34:52,900 - Did you see the movie 9 and a half weeks? - No. 1307 01:34:53,100 --> 01:34:56,100 She dressed in men's clothes to please him. 1308 01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:58,900 Don't you want to please me? 1309 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:00,600 - Liliana! - How? 'Or' What? 1310 01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,700 - I said my name was Liliana. - Good ! 1311 01:35:04,700 --> 01:35:06,400 - And you ? - How? 'Or' What ? 1312 01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:09,500 - What's your name ? - What does it matter? 1313 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:14,000 - Just to know. - Jeremia, but you can call me Jerry. 1314 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,400 - Where are you taking me Jerry? - In a place of madness! 1315 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,900 I broke up some time ago. 1316 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:36,300 I had been helping my husband for twelve years. 1317 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:42,300 He had a small business, but he did not understand anything about business. 1318 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:49,700 - So I helped him. - Enough ! Let's not talk about that. 1319 01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:55,100 Let's talk about us and everything to come. 1320 01:35:58,200 --> 01:36:02,700 Look who's here! You just got to know yourself! 1321 01:36:04,700 --> 01:36:06,300 Be wise! 1322 01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:23,700 - What's the matter ? - Let's go. 1323 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:28,700 What are you doing ? 1324 01:36:28,900 --> 01:36:34,300 - I want you ! Here and now ! - No no ! 1325 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:38,000 Do you want it too? Tell me, do you want it too? 1326 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:41,500 Yes, but not here, take me to your place. 1327 01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:42,600 No. 1328 01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:44,500 - Or at home! - No, no, I want it here! 1329 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,600 - We go to your place ! - No, here, here! 1330 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:47,800 On the beach, on the beach! 1331 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:50,700 No, here, I want to do it here in front of everyone! 1332 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:53,100 - Take off your clothes! - I feel weird! 1333 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:58,000 Look, I'm not afraid. I am not afraid ! 1334 01:36:58,400 --> 01:36:59,800 What are you doing ? 1335 01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:02,400 - Only you ! - No ! 1336 01:37:02,600 --> 01:37:05,000 - I swear to you ! - Help me ! 1337 01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:08,700 Don't worry, he does it every night. 1338 01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:11,900 - What? Jerry, calm down! - I'm calm. 1339 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:14,900 - Calm down! - I'm completely calm. 1340 01:37:17,300 --> 01:37:19,100 - Jerry! - So miss? 1341 01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:22,700 Can I take it now or will you take it to me report later? 1342 01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:25,900 - Who is your son? - No, honey, my husband! 1343 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,300 I'm sorry, I didn't know. 1344 01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,800 Don't worry he used to do this to make me jealous. 1345 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:36,900 He wants me to be jealous, poor thing! 1346 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,800 He is so beautiful and so attractive! 1347 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,400 But this is not good! 1348 01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:47,600 You haven't lost anything, darling! It never goes to the end! 1349 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:48,900 Not able ! 1350 01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:54,900 Kisses, caresses, but not to the bottom, I don't know if you understand me? 1351 01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:58,500 Do you know my name my dear? 1352 01:38:00,100 --> 01:38:05,300 Are you upset? You wanted to sleep with him, didn't you, honey? 1353 01:38:05,700 --> 01:38:08,700 - But what went through your mind? - Go to the beach! 1354 01:38:08,900 --> 01:38:12,700 There you will find someone who will heal you. 1355 01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:16,600 Come on, wake up! Get up! 1356 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,100 Go! 1357 01:38:25,500 --> 01:38:27,600 - We are going to dance ? - Yes, let's dance. 1358 01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,900 But not the two of us. I need to find a man. 1359 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:34,900 A man ? Love, maybe you haven't figured it out yet. 1360 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,400 Even though I'm in a woman's dress, 1361 01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:41,400 I feel a strong physical attraction for you that I cannot control. 1362 01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:45,200 I am in love with you deeply. I love you so much ! 1363 01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:47,000 I love you too ! 1364 01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:50,400 But you have to make my last wish come true 1365 01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:52,000 then I'll be yours. 1366 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:54,300 Go ahead ! Go! 1367 01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:56,300 With whom ? 1368 01:38:58,200 --> 01:39:01,500 - Go with that one! - With that beard? 1369 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,900 - You invite me to dance? - Thank you, I prefer not. 1370 01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:11,200 Why ? 1371 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,500 Listen, human shit 1372 01:39:14,700 --> 01:39:19,300 I dance with who I want and when I want. 1373 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:23,900 How? 'Or' What ? Thank you ! Very human. 1374 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:35,500 Almost immediately it turned out that the one with the beard was a great sinner 1375 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,000 but he does not dance. 1376 01:39:38,700 --> 01:39:40,800 - Find another one. - Where? 1377 01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,900 Check out the one with the hat. Dance a tango with him. 1378 01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:45,700 - A tango? - And kiss him. 1379 01:39:45,800 --> 01:39:47,200 - How? - On the lips! 1380 01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:49,700 - What's the matter ? - You understood very well. 1381 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:55,300 Yes, but you know, Lola, I make you a confidante, I haven't kissed anyone on the lips yet. 1382 01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:56,800 It's time to start. 1383 01:39:57,000 --> 01:40:01,000 But I prefer to start with you, my dear. 1384 01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:04,500 Do what I told you. Otherwise you go to me get angry and you will never see me again! 1385 01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:09,600 No no i will kiss her on the lips, the one with the hat. 1386 01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:23,500 Good evening. Sir, will you grant me this dance? 1387 01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:28,200 Do me a favor. And I'll explain it to you later. 1388 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,900 Have you all seen it? It was his initiative! 1389 01:42:20,100 --> 01:42:21,300 They kissed. 1390 01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:27,300 Here he is, Judge Morelli, who closed the "Blue Angel" cabaret to me 1391 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:29,400 an ardent defender of morality! 1392 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:31,700 Now I finally managed to unmask you! 1393 01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:34,300 And for you it's over! Pig! 1394 01:42:55,800 --> 01:42:58,800 Pio Pio! You're not sleeping yet ? 1395 01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:02,000 What are you watching ? I hate monsters! 1396 01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:07,000 Tonight I saw enough monsters! Good night ! 1397 01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:15,000 And if my mother comes, tell her he nothing happened. 1398 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:56,200 - Who is it ? - Liliana? 1399 01:43:57,500 --> 01:44:00,700 - Can I sleep here with you? - But me, now I'm ... 1400 01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:02,800 I'm afraid of the TV monsters. 1401 01:44:02,900 --> 01:44:05,500 - Monsters ? - I told you. 1402 01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:08,800 My mother lets me sleep with her � whenever I'm scared. 1403 01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:13,400 - Then go to your mother! - She's not sleeping at home tonight. 1404 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:20,600 - You don't have children? - Me ? Unfortunately no. 1405 01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:25,800 So let's pretend ... I am your child and you are my mother. 1406 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:32,700 I am your mother and you are my child. 1407 01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:36,400 Now I feel safe. And you ? 1408 01:44:40,200 --> 01:44:41,300 Me ? 1409 01:44:43,100 --> 01:44:44,700 What are you doing ? 1410 01:44:48,300 --> 01:44:49,900 Pio ... Pio? 1411 01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:53,300 Can you explain to me why they brought you here dressed in women's clothes? 1412 01:44:56,600 --> 01:45:01,100 Because I went to the carnival. 1413 01:45:01,300 --> 01:45:02,300 Really ? 1414 01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:09,900 Yes, because I am very busy in winter 1415 01:45:10,500 --> 01:45:15,200 so i'm going to masquerades in august. 1416 01:45:15,800 --> 01:45:18,600 Don't you want to tell me the truth? 1417 01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:21,400 - At least you feel good? - Couci-cou�a. 1418 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,300 Can you talk to a psychologist? 1419 01:45:23,300 --> 01:45:27,000 Dr Piedimonte, thank you for everything. 1420 01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:30,100 But now until this whole story is over, 1421 01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:32,700 Honestly, I don't want to talk to anyone anymore. 1422 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,400 Not even to me? 1423 01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:36,900 Lol�! 1424 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:41,200 Excuse me, I have to go. 1425 01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:48,700 Did you come to enjoy your revenge? 1426 01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:54,100 I also saw newspapers, a full page article 1427 01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:56,400 with the ad and with the photos 1428 01:45:56,800 --> 01:45:58,600 and the announcement in tomorrow's newspaper. 1429 01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:01,200 Well done, great victory! 1430 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:05,700 Too bad you didn't bet you could have won a lot! 1431 01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:08,400 But for me, you won. 1432 01:46:08,600 --> 01:46:12,500 No. I have come to tell you that I have been conquered. 1433 01:46:13,400 --> 01:46:17,000 And to make me forgive my behavior, here! 1434 01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:20,000 These are the photos from yesterday's film. 1435 01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:22,300 They will never be printed in newspapers. 1436 01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:26,800 And now, if you want, we could still be together. 1437 01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:35,800 No, no, Lola or Ramona, or whatever your name is. 1438 01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:40,900 We are not made for each other. Our roads separate! 1439 01:46:42,200 --> 01:46:45,700 And my way goes in a totally different direction. 1440 01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:51,100 - Gildo, you can't. - If I can. 1441 01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:54,600 You see, this adventure changed my life. 1442 01:46:54,800 --> 01:47:02,700 For me it was like living a lifetime. It completely changed me. 1443 01:47:03,400 --> 01:47:05,200 Gildo, my love, what are you saying? 1444 01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:08,800 Nothing, it's just that you're a real woman 1445 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,500 and I am much too weak a man. 1446 01:47:11,700 --> 01:47:12,900 Ciao, I'm leaving. 1447 01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:18,500 Maybe from now on my new life will start for me. 1448 01:47:19,300 --> 01:47:22,100 - more my beautiful! - Gildo, my love, Gildo! 1449 01:47:22,300 --> 01:47:23,700 Where are you going Gildo! 1450 01:47:23,900 --> 01:47:27,100 - What happened? - I don't know, it kinda weird. 1451 01:47:27,300 --> 01:47:28,400 How is it weird? 1452 01:47:51,100 --> 01:47:53,600 - My name is Pino. - My name is Gildo. 1453 01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,300 Hello ! 1454 01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:20,600 Hello, how cute! 1455 01:48:21,300 --> 01:48:22,900 Breakfast in bed. 1456 01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:24,900 Full service! 1457 01:48:26,700 --> 01:48:30,000 By the way, if you don't mind, I would like to find something. 1458 01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:35,300 - What? - Only 250,000. 1459 01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:39,800 I'm sorry, I didn't understand. 1460 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:44,900 Usually my mom's friends pay me three a hundred thousand, but I gave you a discount. 1461 01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:50,000 It's not so much to experience the thrill 1462 01:48:50,000 --> 01:48:51,300 of all that is forbidden. 1463 01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:57,700 May it stay between us. I need to create a base myself. 1464 01:48:58,400 --> 01:49:01,400 How else am I going to earn my first billion? 1465 01:49:01,700 --> 01:49:04,100 You promised to tell me. 1466 01:49:05,500 --> 01:49:07,700 Okay. I did it ! 1467 01:49:07,900 --> 01:49:10,300 You did it ? And how was it, how was it? 1468 01:49:12,300 --> 01:49:13,800 Wonderful! 1469 01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:18,300 Your tone sounds awful. But what grade do you give it? 1470 01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:20,900 - For which ? - The one on the moped? 1471 01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,500 - It wasn't with the moped. - Unbelievable ! 1472 01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:24,900 So with who? 1473 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:29,500 I won't even tell you if someone should kill me! 1474 01:49:29,500 --> 01:49:33,900 - Tell me, at least, if I know him? - Yes, you know him. 1475 01:49:34,800 --> 01:49:37,500 But not as good as you think. 1476 01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:42,900 Lilliana! 1477 01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:48,100 What does it have to do with all of this? It's not his fault ! 1478 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:52,000 Yes, maybe you are right. It was my mistake. 1479 01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:55,100 But now I feel a lot better. 1480 01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:59,400 Goodbye, Simona, thank you! Goodbye, little darling! 1481 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:02,200 Hi. 1482 01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:04,000 Let's go to the sea. 1483 01:50:04,100 --> 01:50:09,100 Fly to Oslo, then get on a reindeer sleigh like Santa Claus. 1484 01:50:10,500 --> 01:50:12,700 Alltalia, take off to Oslo. 1485 01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:13,900 I have to go. 1486 01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:15,900 - Goodbye my brother. - Goodbye ! 1487 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:19,100 - Goodbye. - Goodbye ! 1488 01:50:20,700 --> 01:50:22,500 If I go through Lapland, I'll look for you. 1489 01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:25,700 It is said that at the North Pole we offer guests wives 1490 01:50:25,900 --> 01:50:27,800 and if you refuse them, they feel offended. 1491 01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:29,000 Don't talk nonsense. 1492 01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:33,100 I hope you won't marry a lapp with leather panties. 1493 01:50:36,100 --> 01:50:38,600 From this moment on, it is allowed to smoke. 1494 01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:43,300 I'm glad you and Amalia are traveling in Scandinavia. 1495 01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:47,000 - Are you going to Frankfurt? - No, in Oslo. 1496 01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:48,700 Oslo? 1497 01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:52,600 And then I continue the trip to Lapland. 1498 01:50:53,200 --> 01:50:55,100 What will you do in Lapland? 1499 01:50:55,300 --> 01:50:58,800 The Association of Social Workers sent me there. 1500 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,900 I will work with a priest. 1501 01:51:02,100 --> 01:51:03,900 Is he an Italian or a Lapp? 1502 01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:06,400 No ! Italian, Italian! 1503 01:51:06,700 --> 01:51:09,900 This is the only positive thing, on the contrary, for the rest ... 1504 01:51:10,100 --> 01:51:11,400 What, the rest? 1505 01:51:11,700 --> 01:51:16,700 They say we'll live in a kind of igloo, just him and me 1506 01:51:17,000 --> 01:51:20,800 alone, working together all day rather than at night. 1507 01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:26,300 YOU know the polar night lasts six months. 1508 01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:31,400 And all the while I'll be alone with him. 1509 01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:37,700 The mission is the mission. 1510 01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,600 This is about Rimini. 119963

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